The Steve Dangle Podcast - Stripes | November 15, 2021
Episode Date: November 16, 2021On this episode of The Steve Dangle Podcast, the Toronto Maple Leafs are on a hot streak and everyone wants to yell angry things about it (00:00), Jack Eichel has successful surgery (11:00), John Tort...orella tells Connor McDavid he needs to change his game and you must be friends with the refs (21:00), are the Vancouver Canucks going to fire everyone? (49:00), the Arizona Coyotes are one of the worst teams of all-time (1:07:00), an outdoor Vegas skills competition (1:19:00), and should the NHL change its point system? (1:23:00) Originally aired: November 11, 2021 Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/glp3Goxkq6Q Visit https://sdpn.ca for merch and more. We've joined The Athletic and you can too! Hit the link to subscribe: https://theathletic.com/sdp Visit this episode's sponsors: https://betmgm.com/ https://betterhelp.com/SDP Follow us on Twitter:@Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram:@SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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the steve dangle podcast with your host steve dangle adam wild and jesse blake
don't let someone pull the joseph wool out of your over your eyes
oh the leafs are oh the leafs are two points out of first place in the nhl yeah
I did not realize that, by the way, until someone posted the standings.
I went, there, what?
Yeah, and I mean, they're in sixth place, technically, because they've played more games
than pretty much everybody.
All phooey, I say.
But they have gone on an eight and one run.
Is that good?
I've heard that's good.
After losing four straight?
Well, here's what I want to say.
Here's what I want to say is that I want you to know that I believed in them this whole
time.
Yeah?
And it was me.
There's lots of evidence.
And I mean, you must be some kind of an idiot to have not believed in the Leafs from game
one this season.
Okay.
All right.
And I, an adult man, will subtweet you now that they're winning.
Oh, is this a thing?
Are you responding to Twitter?
No, I'm just saying I, an adult, I, I'm only saying that I, as an adult man, am going to
subtweet you because now the Leafs are winning.
And I didn't say anything beforehand, but now that the Leafs are winning, I'm going
to act like I did.
I, adult man, subtweeting you.
Steve, I have a question for you.
Yes.
how many of our shows start with an angry thing happened on twitter and it aggravated adam
almost all of them well if it's not me and steve
see i at least i post argue steve is pre-arguing but you're right that's okay no that's fair is
that fair okay adam responds poorly to arguments that are happening yes you respond perfectly to
arguments that haven't happened yet no i i respond poorly to to arguments that haven't
happened i'm a very bad hypothetical arguer but oh does your blood boil what's it adam has to calm
me down before anything happens i have to calm adam down after something happens jesse's cool
the whole time yeah that's kind of it you nailed it you're looking at me like i'm wrong no no i
i agree there you go all right i got it well what's gonna happen name names what's gonna
happen tomorrow on twitter.com and then we're gonna come on wednesday and adam's gonna say
you know what i'm gonna get double sub tweeted that's what's gonna happen jim89427 tweeted me
something and jim i'm watching you and i gotta take i'm watching you jim jim i'm gonna i'm gonna
watch you jim you knew this was going to happen oh yeah of course there are people who are sore
about last season and if the leaf
slip up the people who are sore
are going to let them know me I'm people
who are sore and I let
them know but
the retaliation was always going to come
because this winning streak was
always going to come and
here it is and there's the
retaliation and
hey the Leafs are winning who cares
if we were wrong or right about it since
6-0 came in here and you guys yelled
about the Leafs and everything you said
that monday was true at the time no what you must do is clip it and tweet it at me two weeks later
no they were pathetic it was a terrible loss back to back on the san jose game and then the game on
saturday to the penguin what are you talking about they had a shot against first liner edward evan
rodriguez it was it was it was pathetic like i said three times already and everything you guys
yelled at at the time was correct so it doesn't now that they've won it's like okay yeah you were
supposed to yeah no okay but the context was the Leafs had played the night before
Sam Lafferty was coming off three days rest so you can understand why the Leafs lost 7-1
to Sam Lafferty right oh no but don't get upset because in a couple weeks the situation might
change and they might be good like you know Montreal Canadiens fans were wrong as a fan
base about the Montreal Canadiens.
And you know what they did en route to the
Stanley Cup Final? Enjoyed it.
They just enjoyed it.
They just had a good time. But they're tearing each other
apart now. Well, now.
The team's bad now.
But Leaf fans, we could just never
be... We're hardest
on each other. And then
the Leafs. True.
And then the Habs.
And then the Leafs again. I would like to know
who predicted the ice-cold start
and then the piping hot last nine games.
If anybody has that exact prediction, please send it to me.
The Leafs are going to start ice cold, and they're going to lose to the Penguins really badly,
and then all of a sudden it's going to randomly turn around for no rhyme or reason
other than the big guys who are supposed to score will start scoring.
Well, I mean, it's an argument as old as time.
It's the shooting percentage regressing to the mean.
100%.
And people did call that.
Yes, they did.
but can they also be doing things that are allowing this the shooting percentage to
regress to the mean because my argument the whole time was they're not oh it's going to regress and
i said i agree it's going to but they're also not challenging the goaltenders they're playing
and would you say that's changed yeah i would that and they played aaron dell uh well that's
Yeah, that was, I mean, and Buffalo made it close.
Let's not kid ourselves.
Of course.
And someone like John Tavares, who isn't a goal scorer,
has just been on fire.
He's a pretty good goal scorer.
I don't categorize John Tavares as like,
oh my God, he might challenge for a Rocket Richard type of goal scorer.
He's a gritty guy who gets in the places and gets his points.
He's pointing a game every year, but he's not guaranteed 35 goals.
I don't put him in that category.
But the last 10 games, he's been
Alexander Ovechkin in his pride
You know he scored 47 goals the first year he got there
Oh yeah, 100%
And 37 the year before
And here's Jesse going, yeah, well so did Sergey Berezin
We don't talk about him like that, do we, Steven?
Okay, yeah, fair enough, Jesse, fair enough
No, it's
His 100th goal is the Leaf, by the way
And he's doing great things
He's doing
The lines are working
Man, you know who they're never trading? Kerfoot
They're never trading that guy
They love him too much.
Yeah, he is.
They just need to use him properly.
And then he drops down to the third line,
and I'm like, ah, that's not where you play Kerfoot.
And then the third line's the best one.
There's like eight different spots in the lineup
where Kerfoot can play.
Yeah.
I don't know how you move that.
Yeah, I keep saying 3.5 mil is no good for the third line,
but it is if he's good.
Yeah.
As long as he's good.
So, Joseph Wohl.
Hooray.
I can't remember the last goalie that the Leafs developed
that actually played for them.
Antoine Bebo, I think.
Maybe Garrett Sparks?
Was Bebo later?
I think so.
I think, yep, the last goalie the Leafs drafted
and played in a game that he won was Antoine Bebo.
What about Casca Suo?
Nope, he was NCAA signing.
I think that counts.
No.
It should count.
Why doesn't that count?
What is that going to count?
They didn't draft him.
You're getting so technical.
The conversation is draft and develop.
If it's the specific thing.
I think they are 100% develop.
Let me rephrase this.
Cascazua never won a game as a Leafs.
Let me rephrase.
They developed him.
Let me rephrase.
They did.
Who was the last goalie?
Into a goalie who never won for them.
Who was the last goalie the Leafs developed?
Cascazua.
And draft can be a part of that.
But Cascazua didn't win.
No.
He played like on a Saturday night.
Okay, if we're using Jesse's criteria, the last goalie the Leafs developed and used regularly, I would say was, well, Garrett Sparks technically, but we know how poorly that went.
One that didn't go poorly, I would say actually Ben Scrivens.
So we're kind of going a ways back.
What about James Reimer before that?
James was a draft pick, was he not?
So, yeah, they had a tandem where they signed and developed Scrivens and they drafted and developed Reimer.
There you go.
it's not it's pretty thin for the last decade yeah it ain't good it's actually and you look
at the decade before it's not any better no that's why uh i kind of like that every draft
they seem to get one they seem to get one goal they're going to hit on one i don't care don't
say that i don't care of all the others no they have they just don't say that they simply have
too many you cannot surely surely you could have said that after they drafted and developed felix
Potvin and then signed Curtis Joseph and traded Felix
Potvin. They're like, ah, I'm sure they'll
develop another one. No, what I said
was I hate the Leafs for trading my favorite players
is what I said. Yeah. I was very
upset. They traded him for an incredible defenseman in
Brian Berard. I don't hate that trade.
Brian Berard was amazing.
Okay? Amazing.
That's not fair. Life's not fair.
That trade is life not being fair.
The other thing I want to
say, so Wolfe played pretty good.
Like the Skinner goal, the first
Skinner goal. I don't know.
planned okay yeah it's not gonna be a work of art no but that first skitter goal was like okay
that's an awkward bounce so we give him that one i thought it was on purpose you did you think that
was on purpose it's too perfect that's what i that's why i thought it was on an accident because
hockey chaos sometimes looks like perfection i can't i think i think he knows how the boards
in the key bank center bounce and it wasn't on purpose but it wasn't on accident i i get that
i get that and i mean as a goalie you can't oh man you got to know that the bank pass off the
end boards is gonna go tape to tape yeah so that's why i give him that yeah yeah i give him that of
the goals that were scored against him okay so we're already down we're already down a goal here
so that one yeah what else do you say should have had it um there was well there was the other one
and i forgot to mention this in my video where there were two sticks in his net including his
own and then he just got martyrs yeah he picked up the first thing he found and it wasn't his
and actually where the puck squeaks in if he has his stick i think he stops it no he was late on it
i looked at that as well really yeah yeah i did the i did the pause and the the slow down on the
replay on the rogers ignite box and the puck went through his legs before he could get down to get
the stick back i don't know i don't think he would have got it even with a goal that wasn't
why are none of those features available on sportsnet now that's what i can't figure out
why can't i do nothing on that app like i can do nothing on that i'm making my life
listen like the tsn app's not any better like why why can i can i not do any of that fun stuff
that's pretty good actually oh yeah steve i tried doing something nice for you
and your company by shouting out the little it's cool i want to know why i'm recording
games on my Xbox is wonderful.
And I just hear Adam
and he just pisses all over it.
All I asked is why I can't have that cool feature they developed
on the thing that I paid
$25 a month for.
Is that how much it is? That's what it is.
I know, you get it for free.
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Excuse me, sir.
Move on.
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For Buffalo.
Who had a strong start.
Oh, to the season?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Is it all kind of coming back to where it probably should have ought to?
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, they're just, they're just, they can score.
Sure.
Okay.
Let's talk about, let's talk about the Sabres kindly, because we already know what they
lack, you know, players and, you know, stuff.
they are having an easier time scoring which is good yep and they put up a lot more of a fight
which is something i think they've done well under don granato ever since he got there they played
like their lives mattered they played like they're in the national hockey league there was a stretch
there where they weren't there was a stretch there where you could feel the depression
just emanating off the ice i got depressed watching the buffalo sabers and then towards
the end of the season they played in a way where you know what they might win this game
there was an air of they might win this game prior to that it was they're going to lose
how is it going to happen and when it's different now there's some fight there they celebrate like
the goal they just scored mean something i noticed that with tage thompson they need goaltending
they need goaltending man that's that's that's just not good enough i looked at that at that
like i detroit made the perfect trade with nadalkovich oh that would have been a perfect
buffalo goalie too ah that's a good idea yeah you know something like that how great would that
have been uh or vitek vanacek if they'd been able to get their hands on on him yeah you know but
obviously they weren't in position to make that kind of a deal but going into next summer because
they're not gonna have goaltending this year i don't think unless some weird shit happens
that's the kind of that's kind of move they need to make yeah something like where or like
yorgiev whose deal i think is up at the end of the year there's somebody where you go okay i
could see them making a move for a guy like that if new york doesn't want to resign them or they
can't or whatever and it's that that's the buffalo needs to do that where it's like goalie who needs
a shot that's what they need hmm yeah they're they're doing the perfect thing this year though
them and arizona have they're trying to lose and the best way to lose is to put in goalies who
probably aren't at the national hockey league level anymore i'm not sure that arizona is trying
to lose as hard as buffalo was and yet here we are but we'll talk about the coyotes later in the
show no they would have signed a goalie if they weren't trying to yeah okay all right now one
thing i do want to ask because you guys heard jack eichel had a surgery yep and i'm sorry buffalo
but we have to bring him up successful successful now who knows what the recovery is going to look
like you know three to five months whatever he could play in the olympics he may not probably
not inside info on that that comes out on the chris johnson show oh um one he pointed out how
this was a surgery he waited like eight months to do it took an hour he walked out of the hospital
that's unbelievable fucking crazy a medical medical advancement is incredible he bounced
around on his neck he he he did a handstand out of the hospital he did not that is not true
that's not no no adam said it into a microphone
please nobody believe that there was a trampoline waiting for him and he said let me about it he
there's a trampoline waiting outside he said let me land neck first damn yeah so that's a good see
we told you it was great we told you so actual reporting uh cj said that jack eichel is going
to be working with the same doctor who worked on conor mcdavid when he had that non-surgery he had
that surgery injury and then he didn't get surgery and they just rehabilitated it the pcl so yeah
that doctor is gonna be working with jack eichel over the next couple months to get it back on the
ice they're expecting him back in the ice uh mid-december and what and from there he's working
towards a three to five month ish so they're saying it's leaning towards the earlier of the
three months so more to the three month than the five month side so they're looking like march and
it's an outside shot maybe olympics but that's just like pie in the sky if like the world was
mad bro if i gave up all that shit for jack eichel and i'm the golden knights you're not going to the
olympics pal sorry also like sorry but no the the owners just completely uh got rid of an entire
olympics for the nhl because tavaris hurt his knee once eichel's not going no he's not he's not going
and he shouldn't go and if i'm any of the brain trust in vegas i go listen you waited eight months
for this shit we rescued you you're not fucking going yeah no i would say no skating uh december's
in what three weeks yep so non-contact skating for jack echo begins in like five weeks four weeks
that's pretty awesome that's unbelievable yeah so here was my question about jack eichel if he
comes back fully healthy because it seems at least right now that sabers fans and the sabers and
buffalo can move on if he comes back and kills it and is healthy will they be able to move on
because i don't feel like the move on can happen until we know how jack eichel plays is that fair
i understand what you're saying i understand they're in a bit of an eye of the storm
right now it's calm it feels like post-cycle life smells like it everything about it everything
your senses tell you it's like when you take out a big loan you have a lot of money all of a sudden
isn't this great but then guess what arthur morgan shows up and he says you took a loan
from my colleague leopold strauss and it's come due and then he beats the shit out of you
when he returns to town
that's about to happen
I'd love that game
if I could do a Red Dead podcast instead of this
I would I love you both I'd abandon you
for it anyway sorry what
we can start doing some Red Dead streams together if you want
oh my god
I wish you'd never said that to me
you're like oh you want to stream Red Dead and I think about it
at least once a day
what's stopping you
it's a 60 hour game
just do it in pieces
play 10 minutes of it
it's a lot steve i don't know this but people like watching you online have you heard that
did you know that uh so we'll set it up we'll set it up anyway so the sabers and their defense
will remain the same that's going to be the frustrating part yep their defense will be
yeah but no one had done it now that someone has done it we're happy for you that's wonderful
in the future because of your success we will consider this procedure for other players
but we didn't know what we know now okay so we have no regrets and the other thing is i think
they would argue and this is even more frustrating is we're not going to know exactly how successful
it was until like several years from now like down the line in eichel's career okay but what
if the golden knights go deep oh if they win the stanley if jack and they don't run into the
magical montreal canadians this year if jack eichel chandler stevenson can play third line
minutes there's there's no scenario where jack eichel lifts the cup above his head with anybody
and it's not a failure of the buffalo sabers he was supposed to be their guy even if vegas were
to trade eichel to i don't know minnesota and then minnesota won the fact eichel didn't succeed
with them is a failure exact same as if austin matthews were to go somewhere else and win
okay he was supposed to be your guy forever you know what i mean yep and it's your fault he's not
vegas also has to make the playoffs that too they are in tough with all these injuries so
uh if they can turn around their season and be ready uh for when jack eichel comes back then
there's a possibility that all of this happens what if this year's golden knights are like um
the 2017
Lightning. That team that
super should not have missed the playoffs
but fortunately didn't, allowed the Leafs
to make it. And then
have they had a bad season since?
The answer's no. That Lightning team I think
would have beaten the Capitals in the first round.
If the Leafs played them.
Oh, if they were healthy? Yeah.
I mean, well, even
limping into the playoffs like they were, because they were
point out. Oh, they were hotter than the Leafs.
If the Leafs played the Lightning in the first
round the leafs would have been done i wonder i wonder if that what would have happened that
year had because the capitals came in shaky right oh the leaf scored the first goal that's uh now
we're we're we're going down the path of what should have been the leaf should have won that
series they should have and we don't talk about it because they were the they were up to nothing
in the first game yeah and then two of the other games were an ot right i know game six was five
of the six games in that series went to overtime yeah you're gonna close it out leafs yeah jesse
it means you had yeah you had a chance every time to put one goal to win five games you got it you
guys want to play oh you didn't do it do you guys want to feel old as hell sure because i'm
switching subjects i hope that's do it do it conor mcdavid is 600 points are we old as hell or is he
a mutant is he just good i think he might be a mutant because i can remember when conor mcdavid
had broke into the league and he was playing on a
line with Neil Yakupov and Benoit
Pouliot. The McYakpoo
line. The McYakpoo line. And they were good.
They were good. That was the last
time Neil Yakupov looked really good in the NHL.
And now
he has in 200
and what is it? 240 games? 241
games? 600 career points.
That is sixth all time. Nobody has done
it in a shorter amount of time
since the 1980s. In how many games?
241 games. That has to be
wrong. I don't believe it is.
That has to be
There's no way that's not allowed
No
I think I'm right
421 games
Oh that's still stupid
The 200 games was Gretzky
So that's my bad
My bad
Also I don't know if you know this
But I have that thing
I wouldn't call it outright dyslexia
But I flip numbers
So my bad on that
You can just be wrong man
yeah i could just be wrong no but i look i said 241 instead of 421 i can't look because i have
that thing where i can't see um is that a back problem too or hey listen all right i played in
the tournament one game i got out there i was happy okay this is it's a stupid list so jesse's
got the list i'll just read it uh this is fastest or well fewest games to 600 points connor mcdavid
421 dumb
yari curry who played with wayne gretzky
419 mike
bossy 400
peter stassny there's that
name again amazing 394
mario lemieux mario
lemieux 323 and
wayne gretzky 274
um
he should have been arrested
i know crazy guy he should have
274 and i bet
i bet that first six did that first
600 even include the 200 point seasons
because i don't think it did that's a great question uh like who was maybe one or two of
them who was the quickest in the second set of 200 of 600 points you know what i'm saying
right yes yes and it has to be like gretzky probably just a thousand percent because he did
400 points in like two years he got he's the i think there were only four or five 200 point
seasons in the history of the nhl and they're all his mario lemieux had a 199.99 his life's not fair
So Gretzky in
Gretzky did it over three seasons
You ready for this?
If you count
83, 84, 84, 85, and 85, 86
205, 208, and 250
Get lost
And leading up to that by the way
He had 164, 212, and 196
And after that
183, 149, and 168
What a bum
Go look at his last season
Look at his last season, it's funny to me
what that he had nine goals and 53 assists he's like joe thornton out there and he's like oh by
the way i don't know if this matters but he was a minus 23 no they weren't very good it was the
only year of his career where he was below a point a game we need to discuss that at some point i
don't know if today's the day but the rangers with gretzky that first season he had like 97 points
in a in in an era when you didn't get 97 points messier is there he signs because messier is there
And then I think after that
Messier just goes fuck off I'm going to Vancouver
Like you know what I mean
And that went poorly by the way
It did go poorly
But they went right to the conference finals
I think against Philadelphia
In 96-97 I'm pretty sure
The Canucks?
No no the Rangers
In 96-97 the Rangers I think went all the way
To the conference finals I think the Flyers beat them
And then
Oh the year the Flyers went to the final
And then the Flyers got swept by Detroit
Yes they did because Detroit were mutants too
Oh, my God.
Well, anyway, getting back to McDavid's majesty.
Craziness.
Well, it's hidden the fact that in, I think it's 15 games,
Dreisaitl has 15 goals and 16 assists.
Wow.
Oh, man.
If you're betting against the Oilers right now, you need to stop that.
Stop that right now.
You can point to their defense all day,
and you can be John Tortorella and talk about how they're going to perform
in the playoffs.
uh no it's november and betting against them is dumb stop that that tortorella quote by the way
i know that was that made the rounds yes last week and we didn't quite get to it on the show
but i remember jesse said again like and jesse writes so he tells mcdavid to shut up it happened
after our show it happened after our show and i i remember waking up from a nap going no no no he
didn't you should make conor mcdavid doesn't say anything what do you mean shut up and he was
talking i guess about all the penalty the penalty calls that were missed last year in the playoffs
and i'm sort of curious about that mentality because as much as you make fun of john tortorella
for feeling that way you know that john tortorella is not the only one that feels that way there's a
lot of people inside hockey who would say that arthur staples tweet was uh bizarre too what did
he say he was basically like no one wants mcdavid to get more calls unless they cheer for mcdavid
and the Oilers. And I was like,
I want McDavid McGinney. I want more calls.
What are you talking about? What kind of a league
is it if
Connor McDavid's game completely
changes because the NHL just decides?
Yeah.
Well, like, well, decides
that their own rulebook is too much
of a burden.
Guys, heavy is the head that wears the
rulebook crown. Like, we always go,
wait, what if you call penalties and the NHL goes,
it's fast.
that makes me laugh that's so true so the solution is to slow down what are the players
working so hard in their skating for slow down slow down because it's too fast they can't handle
it listen mcdavid wore dylan de mellow like a backpack and i'm supposed to see that
are you you're giving it to the refs this year pretty hard huh because they're genuinely
terrible at their jobs and always have been and deserve it fuck them like what what am i supposed
to have feelings for them you bunch of can i play pandered to spoiled babies yeah let's hear it
let's see keep their jobs for an eternity and hold an entire industry back because they're
incompetent this is john tortorella telling the greatest player in the world to shut up i think
What's the next step, though, to becoming a winning player,
a playoff winning player?
Because you're not going to get the calls you do in the regular season.
He didn't last year.
That was a bit of an issue.
So here, pause, pause, pause.
Pause.
You're not going to get the calls.
You're not going to get the calls that you do in the regular season.
Okay.
You've given it away.
You've found the problem.
How far into the clip are we?
It was literally four seconds.
Four seconds.
Stop the discussion.
we may have to restart the discussion you're done they don't call the penalties in the playoffs
we're done what does mcdavid have to change nothing they don't call the penalties end of
segment christ you galaxy brain assholes literally call the rules of the sport by the way i don't
care i don't know if there's a single person that watches hockey that's like that's like yeah this
is good yeah guys like i don't i think it's the one thing you can unite hockey fans on outside
of the actual game like outside of the people inside the nhl because i feel like we all feel
the same way what's hockey here let's watch me solve the problem in like 30 seconds or less
what's hockey pocket net no like literally what is it's a game it's a game what do games have
rules who's the best at it the people that play the rules connor mcdave who's the best at hockey
Connor McDavid
so
call the rules
and Connor McDavid
beats you yes
most of the time
done
literally
like
that was
that was my huge
problem with
go ahead
no no
I know you have
a huge problem
but
my huge problem
is that the game
is so fast
you know when they skate
and they do it faster
than you do
it's really hard
if you're listening to the audio version of this
Jesse is really leaning sorry Steve is really leaning
into Jesse
Jesse's very uncomfortable
I'm going to grade 10
thespian on this
can I play the clip
play the clip
we haven't done that yet
but this is how pointless the clip is everything based on the first four seconds everything that
is going to come after is wrong this is steve sting moment with bill o'reilly
what do you mean play me off it we'll do it live all right and we're okay here go
play them being wrong are you sure yeah no literally this time yeah this is the time
what's the next step though to becoming a winning player a playoff winning player because you're
You're not going to get the calls you do in the regular season.
He didn't last year, and that was a bit of an issue.
Yeah, and he complained about it a little bit.
He wasn't getting the calls.
Quite honestly, and I hope I say it correctly, just shut up.
Don't talk about it.
I do think he has to change his game a bit, not turn into a checker, obviously.
He's talked about culture.
He's talked about standard.
He's talked about winning.
You're not going to outscore.
You're not just going to fill the net during playoffs and outscore teams.
You have to play on the other side of the puck.
You have to have that business-type attitude of nothing's going to bother me,
no matter how you're going to check me.
Don't talk about it.
Just play hard, play through it.
But the other side of the puck is that important, too, come playoff time.
I think he's learning.
Tip's going to have to get that whole group.
If they're talking about a Stanley Cup,
they're all going to have to play a little bit of a different way
and not just try to outscore teams.
That segment's bad.
I mean, what do you say?
It is tremendously bad.
And it starts off with John Tortorella telling Conor McDavid to not speak up.
Well, it starts with him going, let me figure out how to say this.
Shut up.
He says it verbatim.
I don't know if I'm going to say this right, but shut up.
Just shut up to the best player in the world.
It's a ridiculous thing to say for a game where people complain about NHL players never saying anything.
you got an ex-coach slash espn commentator saying just shut up don't talk about how you're getting
screwed all the time that's terrible for the game don't call out the bad parts of the game
because the refs feelings are going to be hurt and they're not going to give you any more calls
that's that is my feelings never get hurt no and but here's the here's the larger problem
here what he's what john tortorella is talking about has a track record of working uh-huh oh
100%.
So, hockey night on Saturday, they doubled down on what John Tortorella was saying.
Oh, did they?
Because Craig McTavish went on intermission and was like, yeah, you need to massage the refs.
Oh, was Craig McTavish on in the intermission?
You need to have a good relationship with them because that's how you're going to get the calls.
You can't be a whiner.
This is broken if that's how you need to play it.
This is exactly the career trajectory of Sidney Crosby.
he got cross-checked in the face had the bones in his head rearranged by darian hatcher but he's
being a baby yeah no he's a whiner off oh the game is why are the ratings down if this is how
you why are people going the game is fine just fucking call it no it's a different game i'm
taking crazy pills hockey as an entire culture gaslights its fans every fucking day yes makes
us feel like the problem yes yes can you believe connor mcdavid came on our show
and did all that complaining no it's fucking me a massive hockey fan and you and jesse and
thousands of others
call the god damn thing
I want to
I want to go out I want to run
down the street and go on a GTA
you ever get bored of GTA
and just run down the sidewalk and punch everyone
that's what I want to do right now
are you
oh we found it we found it the game's fixed
the game's fixed Connor McDavid
stops talking the game is fixed
so you know
imagine if we
had officiating
There was as good at officiating as Conor McDavid is at playing hockey.
He'd win every year.
But we don't, so we're fucked.
So, I don't know.
I don't know.
Come back next generation hockey fans.
Maybe we'll get it right then.
We probably won't, but...
Holy shit!
The idea that...
I'm taking crazy pills!
What you say in the media affects how your calls are being called on the ice
is a ridiculous concept.
Well, it's because you've got people who are empowered to do so because they're not held
accountable publicly.
The referee's job is to call penalties.
And me talking about you missing calls shouldn't affect my ability to get penalties because
then you're manipulating the game for things that aren't in the rulebook.
The rulebook doesn't say subjectively call penalties based on players who complain less.
I should be able to complain as much as I want because the rulebook is the rulebook.
if i get slashed it's a slashing penalty it's not i got slashed but i complained about you
not calling slashing calls so i don't get a slashing penalty that's not how hockey works
no so last year it is how it was last year we were so mcdavid is adapting by the way he's become
captain elbow because he's fucking got to he's got to he's got no choice crosby out there cowbell and
guys and he he judo flipped someone yesterday yeah i saw that that was the capitals defenseman
yeah boards and that's a that's a wily vet i also want to i also want to throw it at you that
i missed this hockey night in canada segment so it's hard for me to know but i i can imagine that
and tell me if i'm wrong here the reason they would have doubled down on the melrose tortorella
segment is because currently that is the way things are is that fair yes so it doesn't make
it right but they might be correct and the problem is that correct that it's with the way that torts
is talking here which is what i think everybody has a problem with is that he's talking as though
that's the way it should be and i'm not even sure that that's the way he is talking about it
but but he it certainly seems like well he's got to shut up this is the way things are
and and i think that there's a generation of people out there who would like that not to be
the way things are well and and how and they might that might be the generation that's watching the
game and will watch much longer than the current generations because we're the younger generations
And I say that as a 33-year-old.
How much of an impact would it have if John Tortorella said,
this kid's got a point?
Like, you're not going to get the calls in the playoffs,
but it'd be nice if he did.
And you know why he didn't say that?
Because one day he's probably going to want to gig back in the show.
Yeah, he's going to want to be a coach again.
And it's going to be a nightmare.
I mean, who is it?
Dennis Weidman?
The Dennis Weidman incident happens with the ref.
Horrible.
Should have never happened.
Next year, the Flames are the most penalized team in the league.
like they have a memory this is when dennis wyman ran into the linesman knocked out his feet yeah
horrible incident should have never happened ever but ever should have never happened but
they remembered it and they took it out on the calgary flames um if you square it a guy if you
swear at a guy like man the the mic'd up segments are wild there was a we watched the leafs red
wings 24 7 and we watched a ref point at dion funuf and someone he was arguing with and said
fuck both you guys and that's how he sent them to the box he said fuck both you guys
you got to be friends with the zebras on the ice it's ridiculous and you gotta be buddies to get
penalty calls like when i talk about brad marshand signing sticks i'm not making shit up i'm i'm
adding a little hyperbole for the spice but like he literally is besties with these guys you see
it every time he takes the ice pat on the bum how are the kids and he gets to do whatever the
fuck he wants this guy and i have a rapport so he can assault whoever he wants all night long
are you joking fuck the game of hockey on the ice shouldn't be about your relationships off the ice
how ridiculous is that it's so bad it's just so bad guys i i just want to say i won the stanley
cup and i i'm so grateful for my friendship with the referees it helped me along it really helped
me stanley cup playoffs where nothing is called i got away with everything well it's because we're
friends though because number 78 the referee is my best friend here i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you
baseball's got a bad problem with umps too is it something hernandez or something like that angel
hernandez joe west yeah oh yeah our joe west is a in baseball you actually could just do a uh uh
like you don't need an ump behind the plate anymore they've they've gotten real good at
baseball where they could robo umpire in like five like in the next decade they could do robo
they're not yeah they don't need an ump i don't think they need an ump to call strikes and balls
right now no i don't think you do like the technology is not a hundred percent but it's
getting close it's better than angel like tennis tennis like a hundred percent tomorrow they could
do no umpires ever yeah the person that just sits up in that nice little box with it with the
umbrella what's the point i'll check the replay there's a there's like little things where they
just need the guy up there in the chair now the umpire he's just kind of a monitor and overseer
of everything but the uh the shot spot on the lines it's perfect it's so it's down to the
milliliter that you don't need but that's a middle that's because tennis millimeter millimeter tennis
yes because it's filled with water tennis lines are filled with water um no i i think i think you
You're on to something, though, and I think that tennis, though, invested in that technology
where the NHL and MLB have not, and yet, privately, it's worked.
And I think, you know, getting back to the original conversation here, the problem is
not what Tortorella said, it's the sentiment behind, which is, this is acceptable and this
is okay.
And at the end of the day, Steve made a really good point.
It's like, Monopoly has rules.
you don't get to go into super monopoly at the end of monopoly and go well
yeah your hotels they play over the wolf came over and huffed and puffed and there goes your
hotel you adam jesse and i get together with a bunch of with with um 29 other people
and we play monopoly for 82 games of monopoly oh my god and then in the first round first round
to the Monopoly playoffs, it's
contact.
Boards are flying
all over the place.
And boardwalk is where
it's flipped
90 degrees.
And everything's changed. And the guy...
And there's no more free parking. You have to pay $25.
Yeah. And the dude
who got into the
Monopoly playoffs in the 15 seed
wins. Because the
fucking rules changed. He was
the biggest. It's dumb.
It's dumb
It's dumb
Don't you all see how this is dumb
Holy shit
Call the game
Question
What reason do I have to defend the Edmonton Oilers
With the fire of a thousand suns
And scream fuck at the top of my lungs
None
Other than I just want hockey to be hockey
Why is that so hard
I like seeing the Oilers win
I enjoy that
How often do you want to see a penalty called?
More often than I want to see Connor McDavid ridden like he is a mother kangaroo.
It will even out.
It will even out.
Once the players learn and adjust, the penalties will even out.
And they will.
They absolutely will.
You don't have to put a cap on it.
It's like, well, we can only call eight penalties max a game.
Well, no, you don't need to do that.
Call the rules as they're written.
Adjust them as needed.
in the offseason, call the rules as
they're written, the players will catch on.
They're smart. They made it to the NHL.
Imagine every year
from April till
June, you could
goose it doing 120
in a 60.
You mean on the...
I don't know what everybody knows what goose it is.
That's a very Ontario thing.
Sorry, just pedal
to the metal. You drive highway
speeds in a 60
kilometer speed limit zone.
hey listen april may june it's competitive months literally like the purge highway edition i gotta
get the kids to school get the fuck out of my way dude you can't drive like that yes i can it is may
13th yeah i just happened to pick the anniversary of 2013 game 7 but you can no one believe you
remember that yeah i guarantee you someone was thinking that okay leave a comment if you were
thinking that anyway you're liars like yeah oh god if you took the rules of hockey or the the the
the hockey's culture rules i guess and you applied them to any other thing it'd be fucking
preposterous one of all one of the most disconcerting things about this whole thing
was the amount of people who agreed with what john torter last said because it has a track
record of working what he's saying is is right for the wrong reasons there was an overwhelming
amount of people who were replying to the tweets and all the instagram posts posts of his quote
and saying yeah mcdavid needs to learn how to not complain and play in the playoffs a harder style
grittier style i heard a great story the other day um it was at the the easter seals tournament
it was from ken reed and tiger williams i think tiger williams scored the goal ken reed got the
assist ken that is the most 1980s things that's ever happened i know ken reed is just i bet he's
been talking about that all weekend oh 100 he literally just runs up to me he would have wet
himself he's probably had a few already he goes dangle room remember it came on your podcast and
i taught you about room and i go yeah i remember room he goes could be you know you you rough
someone up on the ice and then you don't have to do it again and you and you get more goals because
they give you room let me tell you about room tiger tell him that story about room and he tells
the story of late in his career you know tiger's been through it and there was this huge dude huge
dude young buck in in a game and it was a home game for that young buck so you know right away
during warm-ups he's gonna be staring tiger williams down he's i'm gonna fucking kill you
and like i'm gonna beat the shit out of you and he's gonna get the fans crazy and everything
and tiger knows he has to go and the coach says tiger i'm not putting you out there i'm not putting
you out there because he's in the starting lineup i'm not putting you out there because that guy's
gonna grab you and he's gonna beat the shit out of you and tiger goes you're putting me in the
starting fucking lineup so it's putting the starting lineup the lineup next to each other
kid you know same thing i'm gonna beat the shit out of you i'm gonna kick your fucking ass
and tiger just goes kid don't let an old man ruin your career
and he didn't touch him the rest of the game
oh nice mental game wow no it's fucking cool but that's a guy we need to have on
a hundred percent what but i tell you that story to tell you the culture that we're talking about
here yeah the the solution to getting assaulted on the ice was to do it yourself and it's still
there like we're decades later and it's still there and mcdavid started to adapt last year
crosby has adapted and we look at crosby a lot of people look down on crosby
understandably so a lot of capitals fans i kind of get it there's baggage there
they look down on him as if he's a dirty player is he a dirty player or he is he a byproduct of
hockey does that make sense sure imagine a league in which sydney crosby was allowed to be
well imagine a league where uh brad marchand gets suspended for licking a man
twice like like even bruins fans have got to be like okay if i take my bruins jersey off for a
second if somebody did that to my player i'd be pretty upset um who and i i say this as a fan of
brad marchand yeah that should have been who's the bag of rocks who's the bag of rocks who got
suspended for spitting on someone he spat on eric branson uh i don't know i forget his name but it
even goes the other way imagine what's the difference right now three covid imagine
imagine being nazim kadri and not getting a penalty for blowing on somebody and skating on
the ice by yourself you know it goes the other way where the refs oh yeah well they don't like
you and now you're on the list and now everything you do is a penalty we talked about this recently
uh nazim kadri we made the mistake as leaf fans we pointed out nazim kadri had an amazing
uh penalty differential because there's now a stat for that there's a stat the refs can attack
and they can look and say uh-oh this guy's getting too many he's gonna get more now and he's no no
no no no like he's drawing too many oh he's getting too many calls bob ross and it was like
it was something like 20 straight games they didn't and babcock had to speak up and go
you can't guys guys this is getting ridiculous you have to call something and like the next game
they called something before i'm sure going on another streak of 20 and just they know okay
listen to make it not that obvious we gotta call a penalty for something that happens to naz let's
say every eight games they're fucking horrible at their jobs horrible genuinely horrible i don't
want to hear any of them on any fucking show joking around i don't want to hear about what
great guys they are they're shitty and they're holding the sport are the canucks gonna fire
everyone probably should uh nobody will take the job so their league worst 20 power play goals
against are at least double the figure they surrendered double the figure surrendered by 22
teams and this is according to uh uh ian mcintyre from sportsnet uh and vancouver special teams
deficit is now 11 goals through 16 games now people warned the canucks people warned the
canucks that they would be bad defensively in 2014 yeah and they have a negative 14 goal differential
so far this year that's pretty bad considering they've played about that
francesco aquilini was on the road trip jeff merrick though saying on hockey night in canada
that that was planned yeah that's a very normal thing yeah absolutely
but everybody did say to them this will be bad
now they are down tucker poolman which is relevant it's relevant because he was a big
signing for them right right but but he just got suspended right right and he's going to be gone
for two games right if the canucks can't survive without tucker poolman for two games they don't
have a shot i know i'm i'm being are you being nice i don't think canucks fans need you to be
nice i think canucks fans need you to be honest i'm just spoonful of honey no they're they're
well i'll be honest that i didn't think they were this bad that's fair demko's a good goalie
they should be scoring more than they are like i look at their lines one through four and i'm like
okay what's the problem here um is the configuration the way i would have it probably
not but there's enough talent their lines one through four that they should be scoring goals
oh man all that defense is brutal it's brutal and it's not getting shit done for them what is the
difference between the vancouver canucks and the ottawa senators in terms of roster construction
what i would say is that are we talking senators covid protocol or not covid protocol uh okay
they've got 10 players in coca-cola right now healthy money yeah it's the bad contract you're
you're about to do your thing about the uh the gms in canada who have just been around forever
how did you know and and the thing about the vancouver job is that the next person i don't
know who wants this job but this is like a five-year dismantling because of the contracts
that are on the books here i feel like it's going to be jim rutherford it's an aggressive rebuild
you got to do here because if you look at the deals it's a lot of money in the middle areas
the four to five millions and they're signed for long term it's kind of wild that they still have
that issue after the trade they made for oel but we are still but we knew what oel was that's the
problem i mean they still have that many contracts right because they they took on his big one to
dump a bunch of smaller they could have been out of this shit though that's the problem that's what
makes people crazy is that
had they just sucked it up for one more year
with Erickson and Roussel
and Beagle they'd have been out
and you probably could have dumped off
one of those contracts to a team trying to hit the
floor like tell me the Buffalo Sabres wouldn't
have taken on Jay Beagle if you'd thrown in a pick
like a seventh rounder
who cares but I
just feel like there's the
thing was they were like no we need
to make more of the dead cap that we have
by bringing on longer dead cap
because here's the problem now for the next guy
i do think it's going to be jim rutherford that's just my there's no reason for me to believe that
but i think it's gonna be jim rutherford well his name's if he is brought up in the canucks
conversation it would be the third time in recent memory that his name has been brought up and gm
job and he's the kind of guy that can go into an owner he can deal with tough owners i mean look
what he dealt with carolina pre-tom dundon where the family was suing each other literally
succession right then he goes to pittsburgh and you know listen i know mario lemieux is a legend
but don't let that ownership group kid you that's not an easy group right and then won cups by the
way he won cups in both places and so he goes so if if if jim benning is truly out at some point
this season if i'm francesco aquilini i'm going well i i'm a pretty involved owner i'm gonna need
a guy who's okay with that jim rutherford fits that bill and he's one and i'm not saying he's
the right guy but then then you got to clean it up all right so you've got uh what's let me pull
up the cat friendly and my stat about their contracts just to illustrate how uh locked in
everybody is no contract above 1.5 million dollars comes off the books next year oh everybody who
makes at least 1.5 is signed through next year as the only one that's uh doesn't have a deal
is an rfa which i believe is better there you go so who's gonna get more i want to finish i want
to finish the Sens point I was making oh sorry sorry so the difference between these two teams
in terms of construction the Canucks have more top end talent um they have a better goalie
but the Sens work harder and the chasm is really not that big in terms of the talent and the but
But the money hurdle that the Sens have compared to the Canucks,
it's inexcusable that they're in the position they're in.
Absolutely inexcusable.
You can't be this bad and this expensive.
No, and it's...
Oh, but you can.
Well, you can, but you shouldn't.
I didn't think they'd be this bad.
But guys, guys, remember this too.
Oliver Ekman Larson is under contract until 26-27.
This is what I'm talking about.
If they had just watched him...
if they had just looked up his stats,
publicly available stats,
beyond goals, assists, and points,
and you could say,
well, he played for the Coyotes.
They were shit.
And you're right.
But we also knew
there was some other stuff up there, right?
We've known that for a couple of years.
And now they've got him until 26, 27,
unless they want to buy it out
or find a trading partner.
I'm sure Jim Benning
Will find a trading partner in 27
Because he'll still have that job
And you got Tyler Myers
For this year, next year, and the year after
Which was a bad deal when they signed it
And it's still a bad deal now
The best deals he signed are Pedersen, Besser
Horvat, and Hughes
Yeah, those are the best deals
But those are RFA deals
Those deals are only good
If the Canucks
Are competitive
And they're not
for as long as the Canucks are
underachieving, those deals are
actually disastrous
because you want them
locked up to term, and if you can't do
that, you want them cheap, short
term, and we gotta compete
now. They're doing the
very opposite of that. Because they kept them short.
So that Pettersson
deal, if the Canucks
do have to
rebuild, I don't think they do.
They gotta retool. They definitely
gotta retool.
there's they at very least have talent which you can trade there are some teams who have nothing
and they're fucked right the the Canucks are not there but if they don't compete over the span of
this Pedersen deal oh boy it's not looking good because he's gonna get over 10 mil or maybe not
at this rate because he's not freaking scoring no one is that's tough can you do your GM's list
it's unbelievable so jim benning is so there's seven canadian teams
in terms of longest tenured gms he's smack in the middle
he got his job in may 2014 well we're this podcast is so old we used to make fun of mike gillis
oh yeah yeah because we were dealing with oh yeah no he was the gms uh he was the canucks gm
yeah wow that's how old this podcast is so most recent is ken holland got his job in edmonton
2019 then it's kyle dubas toronto 2018 then pierre dorian ottawa 2016 then benning may 2014
with the canucks april 2014 with the flames brad treliving wow he's been there oh yeah
mark bergevin montreal 2012 not even the longest tenured gm in canada that is kevin
cheval day off winnipeg 2011 the most stable job in the entire country is nhl general manager
it's wild and you're talking about two teams there are two teams who
made
inexcusable
bets this past
summer. The Chicago
Blackhawks for
a wide variety of reasons
but they had
it was likely that they had a lame duck
GM. Yes. Regardless.
Yep. Regardless.
But they should not have let that lame duck
GM sign a massive deal with
and they go
you're still the GM so you do whatever you want.
He does teams dog shit.
there's jim benning probably a lame duck gm but we're gonna let him do this and that and that
team's dog shit so ownership in both instances where's this so for the aquilines you know oh
we're pretty involved and we're we're gonna need a gm who's okay with that maybe you need to be okay
with being less involved oh well in 2011 what about 2011 long fucking time ago
team hasn't done shit for nearly a decade that's true that's true they haven't done anything second
round a decade second round in the covid bubble yeah i which i mean yeah oh man the the honor of
riding a goalie like an absolute pony and then losing a route to a defeat and then losing it
where's that banner go fucking who cares they haven't done shit like i was i didn't end up
looking this up but i didn't want to do rounds one i think that's a wrong way to look at it
i wanted to do years in which they won at least around you know what i mean because if you look
at the montreal canadians for example over the last few years you could go well they won three
rounds and think they did a good job no did they okay they won three rounds but did they catch
lightning in a bottle once and play pretty shitty in the what four or five years prior
yeah i think that's more accurate that's closer to what actually happened can the leaves get
struck by lightning anytime soon that'd be great oh listen and i'm not i'm not really nice i'm not
taking away from what the montreal canadians did to get to the stanley cup final i'm taking away
from the idea that how they've done as a franchise over the last half decade is good it's not people
fail to mention that they weren't a
playoff team in any normal
system in the standings.
So in the standings, they
made the playoffs because there was a
pandemic and they all played within the division.
But they didn't rank in the top 8 in the Eastern
Conference. Jesse, they were built for the playoffs.
You don't know hockey, Jesse. Learn hockey.
It's not a thing that happened. They didn't really
make the playoffs. They got put in
because of the division alignment. Yes.
In the pandemic year.
Anyway, so sorry. Back
to the Canucks. They wouldn't have
either. That magical year
in the bubble where they rode Thatcher
Demko, they wouldn't
have made it either. No.
But they get in because of a
technicality. Not a technicality,
I mean a technicality based in
a world pandemic.
What
did the Canucks have to hang their hat on
since this dude became
general manager? Now,
he shuffled the deck like four different
times. Someone responded to this tweet
with relevant information okay um let me try to find it here it is here it is
only two of the general managers i mentioned so only two of the current canadian gms
are actually sub 500 in terms of point total so uh point percentage i should say over the
course of their tenure over the course of their tenure good that's good so uh the jets the
habs the flames the leafs and the oilers are all actually over well over 500 most of them
um in terms of points percentage since they got their gms the exceptions are pierre dorian who's
the worst with uh four five three understandable the sense have been rebuilding basically the
entire time oh poor guy this first year we're in the conference final we're great and it hasn't
really been great since and i don't think that's any fault of his really um and jim benning who's
had that job for seven seasons with a record of 239 250 and 61 that's a 490 points percentage
so they're getting they're on like in uh off the top of my head they're on like an i don't know
an 80 point 79 point pace each year that's awful over an 82 games what the fuck does this guy have
job for like and oh nice guy does this does that bro wins and losses also nice guy is is the bare
minimum yeah nice nice person is expected now by the way i just yeah i just want to throw that out
there jesse always says that when i was like i'm always like i was always be in studio version of
like yeah they did this super shitty thing but they're nice and jesse would be like
but that's you're supposed to be nice adam like you're supposed to be good to people
i was like that's a good point now now you can throw you could go steve you know you gave dorian
some rope after saying he was going through a rebuild well at the beginning of benning's tenure
you know they were a team that was heading towards a rebuild yeah but then they had it
then they had it and the crest was supposed to we're supposed to be in the time of the canucks
right now and we're very super not they need again they have stuff they have stuff to work
with there's stuff you can work with on the vancouver canucks they need another mechanic
to take a look under the hood because this one's taking you as far as he can and probably a new
coach travis green will not have a job of trouble getting a job but i think it's probably time so
the way this works and i'm not saying he's a bad coach by the way no but the way this works because
this is the way it's always worked because it's november is travis green gets fired they wait
till the end of the season the Canucks are eliminated from the playoffs at the beginning
of April and Jim Benning gets fired and then they play their last couple games and go home yeah and
I'm here to tell you you don't have to wait that long yeah bring in a new guy listen somebody's
got to file the paperwork right Jim like okay if they were to let's say Jim Rutherford's the guy
yeah and they bring him in you don't have to bring him up to speed on very much he's got everyone's
number you know what i mean and you give him months to look that's the one thing shanny did
when he came here is he he waited he watched he waited you didn't hear anything from him
he even was boneheaded enough to think that dave boland was a guy worth retaining at five years
and five million dollars oh man and and that was a boneheaded move but one of the first things
the leafs did when he was president was extend randy carlisle yeah just a year though because
he wanted to take a look still he wanted to look and by the way i think we told that story last
podcast about um about the william nylander draft pick the one thing that people pointed out was
that nonis did make the announcement at the podium so i may have mistold that uh about the
nylander pick apparently nonis made the the announcement but regardless something to that
effect something to that we told you we didn't know the exact story but something to that effect
we've had it confirmed several we've had enough of the story confirmed if that makes sense yes
and let by people higher up than dave notice would have been at the time let's put it that
way a version of that story definitely happened several different ones yeah yeah like we'll get
someone to confirm it for you at some point the exact detail people were like stupid stupid you
missed one detail we told you we didn't know the exact story all right you do a fucking two-hour
show shut up that's all good i i don't mind that and don't misspeak the entire time and if you do
i'm gonna i'm gonna tweet you oh in fact in fact i'm not even gonna wait till the segments then
oh those are my favorites those are always i and i like that they're uh whenever they happen they
go oh i'm that guy a couple more things if we can jesse unless you want to say something all good
okay a couple more things how do we feel about um the fact that the coyotes goal differential
right now is bad now don't look at the standings anybody okay what is the coyotes goal differential
right now how many games have they played they have played 15 games so if you were their record
by the way 113 and one they have three points yes stop that who who's what does the first place
team have 23 points that's florida by the way canucks are six points out of a playoff spot as
of right now i should mention that too that's not even that bad no but yeah florida 23 points
oh that division um okay so if the coyotes lost every game by a goal they would have a negative
15 goal differential and that would be bad so i'm gonna say negative 16 to say it's that plus one
jesse do you know that was some good math um i'm gonna base off of that but i'm gonna go they lost
games on average by two goals so i'm gonna say negative uh 28 wow that's still yes jesse is the
only one to come within 10 the goal differential is negative 37 you made that up no you made that
up nope you made that up nope you made that up nope and and so for anybody that says the cap
needs to exist because we need parody in the nhl boy are the coyotes a perfect example of that is
not the case can you pull up the coyote schedule so we can run through their games let me throw
this at you let me throw the stat at you guys you ready thank you if it continues on this pace for
the remainder of the season the coyotes goal differential by the end of the year will be
roughly negative 200 what's the all-time record i don't know oh it's real bad i did look this up
once all the time jesse can you just go through their season real quick like their entire regular
season so far yes because sure i need to see how this happened eight two loss uh here let me
there's seven of them uh eight two lost to columbus two one lost to buffalo shootout
7-4 loss to St. Louis
5-1 loss to Edmonton
3-0 Islanders
5-3 Florida
5-1 Tampa
2-0 Washington
2-1 Carolina
Then we move over to November
3-0 Arizona
3-1 Anaheim
5-4 win
Versus Seattle
5-2 Minnesota
Against the historically bad
philip grubauer they played chicago well on a friday night but still lost 2-1 uh 4-1 nashville
and then we are they play tomorrow night in st louis they've given up five goals six times already
i didn't know that's what you were counting that's what i was counting holy shit they're bad
the the all-time record is uh washington capitals oh in the 70s yeah their expansion
year i believe it's eight 74 yeah they had eight wins in a year um so holy shit i just want you to
know that the coyotes have become one of the more interesting stories in the nhl i want the push for
200 is on negative 200 did you find it oh should i look at the all-time record all time worst goal
differential nhl while you're looking that up and jesse can you bring up their cap friendly because
Okay, I got it. 74-75
caps. Yeah, that's the all-time worst
team. Negative 265.
Oh, holy shit.
Greatest goal differential, 76-77
Canadians, 216.
Boy, they were good. That's insane.
You imagine being
a Leafs fan at that point. It's like, what is the point?
Why show up? Why are we
playing these guys? We know.
Arizona, they got a lot of praise
for rebuilding the right way.
look at them. They have
so they have three first round picks this year five seconds i've i don't think i've ever seen
on cat friendly them have to stack picks on top of each other yeah like from a design standpoint
i think this is a first here's our next three years they have let's do the first three rounds
they have five firsts six seven nine second round picks and five thirds that's great and they were
getting lots of praise for rebuilding the right way and this is an effective rebuild i'm here to
tell you no not yet no you have to draft well and develop well and then and you also have to bring
in some people that can help those young players along well so the the leafs everyone's having a
having a hard time with attendance right now everyone for gestures vaguely at the world
and i was looking at the the amount of people in buffalo and i was like wow there's no one at the
sabers game but then i quickly thought well why would they be why would they be at this buffalo
sabers game if you're trying to grow the game of hockey in arizona like cj and julian on the cj
show we're talking about like a potential future for hockey in mexico like uh or nhl there is
hockey in mexico playing a outdoor game in mexico city or something crazy yeah cool you know something
cool like that um if arizona is your gateway arizona coyotes games are not worth going to
right now like literally don't go why would you i was going to expand on that don't go like why
would i think you've you pretty much nailed it if you want them to win if them winning will make
your night better you shouldn't go or watch them if it's going to hurt your feelings when they lose
you shouldn't go the fewest points in nhl history 74 75 capitals widely known as the worst team in
nhl history 21 points if uh if the coyotes continue on this pace now you're saying ah
it's a little early and you're right the nhl does get a bit funny that way but if it continued this
way the coyotes would have 16 points by the end of the season so they would miss the fewest points
total by five points now here let me throw something now when do the leafs lose to them
When do we play them?
Oh, I know.
I know.
The Leafs are going to lose this.
Oh, 100%.
For sure.
It's going to happen.
Absolutely.
It has to.
Absolutely.
I want to find out when
Ve Melka becomes George Vezna.
And Phil Kessel will have a hat trick.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And it'll be embarrassing, too.
It'll be Phil Kessel at his vintage greatest.
At home.
So, we are focusing with the Coyotes rebuild.
We're focusing way way way too much
On draft picks
And not enough on the thing
Jesse noticed
Jesse what is that
They have one forward signed through next season
And
Two defensemen
And
That's it
The roster for next year is three guys
That's unbelievable
Holy shit
Every one of those guys is a mercenary
By the way you think they're bad now
wait till the end of the season when none of these guys are they might be better because they'll call
up some randoms who are better than the worst team in nhl history the fewest goals for by the way i'm
reading all stats that are 90 1949 50 to present i'm not counting pre-1949 so if you come at me
with those stats i don't become a different era please the fewest goals for in nhl history
is surprising it's the 53 54 chicago blackhawks 133 goals now remember that's back when they
played 60 something games everything was the north division back then it was just six teams
zipping around playing each other if the coyotes continue on this on this track
they will have 124 goals by the end of the season in 22 more games
yeah they're historically bad like this is this could be the worst nhl season by if this continues
and it would have to improve by a pretty large margin even at this point
for it not to be no no oh i think so they could win three games and they'll pass the capitals
you know like that's that's how their pace will pass the capitals pace like it listen fans are
smart enough to know what a rebuild is and how it works yep but ideally you have a reason to turn
the television on and a reason to spend your money hope right that's what we were sold on before
matthews right one of the games i am most jealous that i missed like a game i had the opportunity
to go to and i'm jealous that i missed it was um it was february 2016 my wife and her friend went
instead of me because i did a podcast with you two clowns it was uh neil anders nhl debut yeah
i remember thinking like i should have gone we said i think we said that at the end of it we're
like why didn't you go we could have moved this and it was a 2-1 loss okay but kapanen did some
cool shit and willie did some cool shit and i got it framed in the house that's forever
hey leo one day i'm gonna tell leo that and i'm gonna tell him the whole funny story you got the
ticket frame yeah sorry i got the ticket frame and i'm gonna get to tell him the funny story
mommy went to that game instead of daddy uh because daddy had to record a podcast and that
was william nylander's first game and casperi kapanen's first game and mommy had no idea
any of this was happening did not care she went to get drunk and that was it and nikita soshnikov's
first game daddy who's that i'll tell you another time and uh zach hyman's first game i remember
that that was a big night it was great because there was we knew the Leafs were bad part of us
wanted them to lose but there was still a part of me that went go Leafs go and I want to see them
do some exciting shit should I get there's no illusion of that with the Coyotes should I get
a number 39 William Nylander jersey absolutely you should and with the old logo too it's it it
looks very wrong it's weird him and kapanen and hyman all wore it it's not so it's pete backburn
made a really good point like two three years ago on twitter and i've never forgotten this he's like
it was a picture of david clarkson wearing the old leafs jersey and he's like i forgot how ugly
the old leafs jersey was in comparison they were bad me too they were terrible and we didn't even
think it at the time we were like no this is great and the new one came out and we're like
this jersey rules and okay is does it rule or was the last one just well it does rule it does
rule um i will give them that now uh quickly before we get to press conference i do want to
mention this how do you guys feel about this nhl skills competition outdoors las vegas
so this is the this is the uh this is from espn the plan is to have a traditional skills event
such as a hardest shot or fastest skater inside the arena in vegas the outdoor events would be
created specifically for vegas all-star weekend with themes inspired by sin city itself the nhl
is deciding between a few different concepts for the events but they will all have a vegas touch
to them so it could be something super fun i don't know i'm assuming it involves like some
sort of casino thing and definitely i would if i were them i would definitely do muscle cars
because there's a huge muscle car culture in vegas um yeah i would definitely do like performers as
well like like think about like everybody from sinatra to like adele and britney spears and
whoever else in between craps but with a puck yeah something could you could you do that i don't know
you i'm sure you could design something it's nice that they're talking about something fun like that
how great is that it's very great that's so nice i it's a shame that vegas has to be the um only
team trying to have any fun right it's like the nhl got them so they can be the designated fun
team yeah it's like you guys can push us forward right but bless them bless them for trying the
outdoor events will require a temporary shutdown of las vegas boulevard the main thoroughfare it's
called the strip you guys know that it's expected to be a partial closure of a six-lane road rather
than the total shutdown so they will all have the vegas touch to them but imagine that they're
playing on the strip how cool nice and here's the thing right you have nhl players who don't want to
go to the all-star game well if you start doing cool shit maybe they will i don't think nba players
want to miss the all-star game if nba players miss the all-star game it's because they're injured
they don't have to go but they want to go because it's fucking fun and it's also great for their
brand it's amazing right nba all-star weekend is something different it's the best it's not wicked
but that's for even the players like that's not what it's about no it's not about it's about the
parties yeah there's so many parties that happen that weekend it's insane and any you know old
etchkin goes i don't want to go oh yeah where are we gonna go vegas well it's actually very smart
this is very smart i mean dude these guys get like what four days off that's four days it's
not enough to really do a proper vacation it's enough to do vegas if you're an ovi you i remember
his last time he went to like an island but and then he gets the extra day uh on the if he has
cap game on the tuesday so he gets like five days you know but like maybe spend those five days in
vegas might actually go yeah might actually go i like that i like that very much i'm excited i
don't know how the hell the ice is gonna work but give it a shot well i think they'll find a way if
they're talking about outdoor games in mexico city i feel like they might be able to figure
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press conference if you're not on our discord head over to sdpn.ca click the link that says
join us on discord and join us on discord i i actually feel like the hulk going back down to
bruce banner sometimes but like that that's great that's screaming about the refs earlier in the
show it's like like i'm thinking about it right now like i blacked out i'm like did i really say
that you did i did well i meant it that's why um on saturday night i feel like we should mention
this and give them a nice shout out on saturday night andrew berkshire and julian mckenzie did
the hot ones gauntlet they ate all of the uh hot sauces that they do on the youtube series hot ones
uh during game over montreal which is our live show on youtube after every habs game they completed
it without drinking any milk good for them so they did the whole thing without having any milk until
the until the last uh hot sauce i think it's called the bomb uh after that one they finally
had their glass of milk uh andrew's lips turned very red that was the picture of him floating
around online is it's just it's it's the picture of pain yeah it was uh but they did surprisingly
well like there was a few moments towards like seven through ten like because there's ten hot
sauces seven through then there was a lot of coughing and a lot of and uh lips burning but
they did it they did the whole thing and it was very well done so shout out them for for them
providing some entertainment on a saturday night it was cool and they ate the wing like down to
the bone too like yeah they did it oh no it wasn't a harder way no they did it in a harder way than
uh hot ones hot ones they bite it and throw it away yeah because the the celeb there who's sitting
there isn't gonna munch on the whole chicken wing but they did they ate the whole wing it was fun
and i got to sit there and troll all the comments all night long so that was a good time loved it
that's so great i uh i love what andrew's doing with that show because it seems like he's just
having fun right oh yeah by the way we should mention today so i'm recording uh with jesse
and i recording with alan walsh a little bit later today the guy we're talking to today
is the guy that essentially
makes sure that you don't end up on
an ESPN 30 for 30, talking about
how much money you spent and how you don't have any anymore.
He's the money manager for
Octagon.
This guy literally manages
Steph Curry's money.
Okay.
You got me.
We are literally going to talk to the...
There's a conversation I'm going to make
Alan tell about Patrick Eliash in this
one. Okay. About
the conversation they had after Eliash
signed his big extension in new jersey um this is this is going to be one of those podcasts where
i'm like this will be so interesting because we constantly talk about well that's more money than
you could ever possibly use well not really no apparently not you'd be surprised at how quickly
you can spend that kind of money and how they have you manage it i think will be a really interesting
take and don't worry i'm gonna ask is it really that much more expensive to live and play in
canada oh oh that's a great question i am gonna ask you for asking because because we've heard
that bullshit forever alan has said no you know it's not no it's not no it's not ah the taxes are
better in florida that's why he took a discount if you have the proper money management apparently
it isn't but i want to know why so we're gonna find out also they all get paid in american
dollars like i'm sure this will come up well that's like that's the thing right like it's
if you're mitch marner it's like what is it 11 11 million canadian is 15 14 million something
american or sorry sorry 11 million american is 14 million canadian like i don't i don't get the
argument i'd love i'm fascinated here's the answer yeah that's awesome yeah i can't i can't wait it's
gonna be cool anyway i'll be out tomorrow at about noon uh first question where did i where did it
happen um this comes from broder hof further hall of fame on our discord i don't know if this has
has been discussed before but what are your thoughts on making nhl games worth three points
three points for a regulation win two points for an ot slash shootout win one point for an ot slash
shootout loss and zero points for a regulation loss this is something i've always wanted to see
in the nhl because it just makes so much more sense what do you guys think well we're having
a hard enough time getting the nhl to like call their own rule book so where they they are under
the impression that their current
system helps parity
now there's actually evidence to suggest
no it super doesn't
but I can tell you what's probably
not going to help is a 3-2-1
system and here's
why it doesn't help because a 3-2-1
system accurately
reflects who's good and who's
bad so
as a fan of sports I understand
why you want that because
it's the most fair
and accurate and honest so i want to see it wins and losses to me it'll never happen wins and
losses would be fine they seem they seem to be paired towards the point system so like the ideal
point system for me would be three two one yeah but the ideal scenario in all of this is you just
drop everything and go to wins and losses like a normal fucking sport the other thing is football
i guess in europe people have done calculations on this in the past and if i'm not mistaken i
could be wrong on this but if i'm not mistaken it doesn't change things that much it doesn't
change things that much so yeah i get the three two one thing but uh from what i remember because
this debate was raging in like 14 15 yeah um somebody one of our listeners actually did a
comparison and they did the entire league and found out that it didn't change much it would
have changed like a like two teams no it's uh what i've always said with the nhl who loves
went well not so much anymore but they went through a phase of changing rules so aggressively
like every year was pick a thing and stick to it yep and not everyone liked this point system when
it came out but now you don't really hear it talked about that much because they stuck to it
at least you know what it is right so three two one sounds like a cool idea if you go with it
stick with it yeah you gotta do it for 20 years you gotta do it for 30 years yeah yeah no if you
play five more minutes you should get a point no anyway and also uh coaches and gms cost a second
and third round draft pick until six months from now when they don't remember that oh yeah the
least paid that for lou and for babs right yep oilers paid a second for peter shirelli until
teams went oh that's too much and the nhl went that's too much so we're stopping that oh do we
get her picks back oh no dumb it makes so much sense nhl dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb it makes sense
to have a point system in soccer because the games end in a tie so frequently yeah you need a way to
differentiate that but in hockey the games end in wins like you have you put the shootout in there
so we don't have the tie anymore go to wins and losses anyways that's the only question for today
we're all good i just want to shout out kenny burley the third hi kenny uh he's listening to
sdpn radio right now on the sdpn app which has over 10 000 downloads in a week which is insane
dumb thank you so much so we're talking about pittsburgh trading kessel oh no potentially to
dallas for retain jason spezza who's on the last year of his deal and last year in the league
according to me hashtag freezing cold take oh hey man you saw jason spezza's last year in dallas
how many people thought oh yeah for sure he's going to be in the league next year when the
Leafs originally signed Jason
Spezza, my only thought was, huh,
neat. I wasn't like,
oh, I'm going to love him like a father.
He's a half a point a game player minimum for the
next three years.
No one thought he would have 30 points last
year. No one thought Jason Spezza was going to get that.
He's just a good player. You see his
impact on the team on and
off the ice. He rules.
He rules.
Also, yeah, last year he had, let me just throw this
out, in 54 games, 30 points.
like on the fourth line and second power play for 750 grand that's incredible stupid all right so
we'll be back wednesday don't forget uh cj show out today agent provocateur out tomorrow steve
when's your next when's the next leaf game i think it's tomorrow against nashville so we'll have a
new lfr wednesday morning when we wake up and a brand new podcast then the uh stpn uh train keeps
are running and there's lots happening hat picks tuesday oh yeah dang it's thursday there you go
you never have to spend a moment alone just have steve yelling at you hey it's me again how do you
feel about uh let's hit that extra jesse steve tell us again how do you feel about the refs
i'm so glad you asked because i'm so glad someone's thinking of
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