The Steve Dangle Podcast - The Steve Dangle Podcast - Apr 20, 2017 - Confidence
Episode Date: April 20, 2017On this episode, the guys talk about the 2 - 2 state of the Leafs-Caps series, the rest of the playoffs, the Sabres, Tryamkin, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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Got a tweet from Chris Johnson here to start the show.
Mike Babcock's message to his players today.
This is our opportunity.
We earned this opportunity.
Let's make good on this opportunity.
I like it. I like it.
It's still 2-2.
Why is everyone acting like this is a funeral today?
It's 420.
Because it was our turn.
Washington acted like it was a funeral when the Leafs went up one game.
Yeah.
You know what's funny about it all?
It's two fragile fan bases is what it is.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, the Leafs, who I don't know what success feels like,
and Washington, who has achieved this level of success many, many times before
but needs to achieve the next level.
It's two fan bases who just both know the Tantalus and Sisyphus effect to varying degrees.
Well, the thing is, we are essentially back at ground zero.
We are back to where we were before game one.
Yeah, it's a best of three instead of a best of seven.
I don't like this whole, yeah, but home ice advantage.
Both teams coughed up home ice advantage, so how important is that?
right
well
so you've got
you've got
I love everybody's
hot takes this morning
so we had
we were watching
at Real Sports
and
it was a rough
rough first period
it was a rough first period
but did you ever feel
just like in game three
did you ever feel
like the Leafs were out of it
not for a second
even when the Leafs
literally
Washington stomped
on the Leafs
in the first period
like it was not close
I think what did they
out shoot them
15 to 5 or something
it was ridiculous
and it was still
a bounce away
From a 2-2 tie
Yes
Yes
Now
It was a Tom Wilson save
Yeah a Tom Wilson save
Slash goal
Yeah
Had Tom Wilson
Not saved that goal
And Freddie not let in
Freddie did let in
A couple weak ones last night
But he also made
The game winner
Yeah the game winner was weak
The Tom Wilson goal was weak
From the side of the net
Which one?
The save
Slash
Then he goes
End to end
And
That was a weak goal man
I know it was a deflection
It's still weak
If you have your post covered properly on that, you save that.
It was one of those games where the Leafs gave up too many really good opportunities,
but at some point you got opportunities.
And at some point, you need a save.
You do.
But Freddie has been giving them those saves.
So I will forgive Freddie Anderson that.
And also, the thing is that what makes me laugh about it all is Steve Simmons, again,
not to bring this man up again, but I have to.
His column was like,
This man.
It might only be 2-2, but sure feels like Washington's way ahead of the Leafs.
And I'm like, you must be the only person in the city feeling like that.
Are you having a bad week?
Like, what's going on?
What are you watching?
He's on brand.
He's on brand.
He's on brand.
I will give him that.
It's so easy to take that line.
It is.
Well, it's just...
It's so easy to be defeatist.
Because chances are in life, chances are, you lose more than you win, right?
It's a very uncomplicated way of looking at things, which is for some people.
If you're that, but like, think about this.
Like, chances of the Leafs winning the Cup, pretty small.
Chances of them not winning the Cup, pretty big.
So all you have to say is, Leafs won't win the Cup, chances are you're going to be right.
I mean, there are chances improved.
There are chances improved last night.
They now got a 1-15 chance instead of 1-16.
Is that right?
Calgary Flames are gone.
Ah, wow, well there you go.
15 teams left.
So it is a split.
Sorry Flames fans
No team I don't think has dominated
Like Washington did
In that first period though
I think they took it to the Leafs
I would say the Leafs in the third period last game
I said the first period
First period
Just first period alone
You think the Leafs in the third period last game were anywhere
Because here's the thing
Washington basically walked on us
They did
But when you're playing from behind it's different
You're going to play aggressive
It's 100% different
It's not the same.
Yeah, Leeds are not safe in this series.
And Washington's coughed up a few.
Leafs have coughed up a few.
Can I also just say that on the subject of Steve Simmons?
It's on a different subject, but he, in his tweet about Trampkin,
he started out with, I please easily.
Hold on, Trampkin, Trampkin being the player from Winnipeg
who is now going back to the KHL.
Sorry, Canucks, sorry.
Going back to the KHL.
Yes.
So what did he say?
So he started out with his tweet with, I please easily.
And speaking about himself
Steve Simmons said
I please easily
Do we agree with this sentiment?
Do you think
That he's easily pleased?
Do you think he's easily pleased?
I don't think so
I don't think so, no
Okay
Not from a sports team
Just check it
He might be in real life
Again, he didn't seem like that
He's a pretty affable guy
Didn't seem, no
But what comes after that though?
If I could live my life
In the beautiful city of Vancouver
And play pro hockey
What could be better than that?
Well, geez
You didn't grow up in Vancouver though
Trampkin grew up in Russia
well and
this is the thing
so where do we go
there's lots of
non-playoff stories
to go
we're going Leafs first
we're going Leafs first
I have thoughts
on that Trampkin thought
so it's
it's interesting
that Steve
took that line
I thought it was funny
that he pleases easily
that is
that is kind of
a good thing to bring up
no I think
it might be time
to have him on again
I think
I also think
the Leafs
you know
there isn't much to say
about last night
except for
When do you see Connor Carrick and Connor Brown screw up that badly?
When do you see that happen?
It's not often, right?
You've got to watch that play.
Watching it once or twice does it no justice, really.
You have to watch it over and over again really slowly.
The amount of things that went wrong and had to happen was unbelievable.
So, okay, Connor Brown.
Matthews knocks down Burakoski, or Burakoski falls down, I don't remember.
Connor Brown brings the puck back on side for Washington
Maybe not the best play, but at least the Leafs have the puck
All he's got to do is feed it to a streaking Connor Carrick on the left
Or he's got someone on the right
All you've got to do is walk past that little blue line
Connor Brown
Two Connors here
Connor Brown, who hasn't been the flashiest Leaf rookie
He's been more tactical
Doesn't make a lot of mistakes, just whiffs on it
Just completely whiffs on it.
Burakovsky gets it in his skate.
Connor Carrick is still able to corral the puck,
even though, again, he brings it back onside for Washington.
But even once he's given it away,
it's a wall of three Leafs in front of the puck,
and there's still another Leaf in support behind them.
And Backstrom still found a way to feed it to Oshie.
It was just a cavalcade of garbage.
But you've got to give the Caps a little bit of credit.
Burkoski with that little thing with the skate to make it a little more complicated.
And Backstrom somehow finding that puck in that maze and making a nice pass.
It's like Mitch Marner lifting the stick of one of the Caps players in overtime in Game 3.
And that puck goes to Kadri, who puts it on Bozak's stick, who deflects it into the net.
Just one little play.
For a team that's made a lot of defensive mistakes this season
We can forgive them that, right?
Well, we can forgive them, but that was the worst
And because it was the worst, I'm less worried
Because I'm like, they're not going to top that
No
Ooh, that was a dangerous thing to say
But
You know what I'm saying?
We were talking about attempting fate earlier
We also got butt goal
So things have bounced our way as well
Yep
Well, everything's been traffic in front
You know, that's the strategy in this series
It's Braden Holtby
he's got the best playoff save percentage ever or something like that so you need traffic in front
hyman was the deflection jvrs was a shot that i think did that go off a butt or were you talking
about game three game three okay i think there was a deflection on the jvr goal i'm not sure and
even if there wasn't there was still traffic matthews was a rebound uh due to a matt hunwick
shot through traffic bozak was chaos on a six on five i mean that's the name of the game though
the good news is
the Leafs are having
no trouble
scoring goals
through all this
I'm not worried
the stat I gave
you guys yesterday
was if you combine
the regular season
and these four
playoff games
the Leafs have scored
21 goals
on Braden Holtby
in 20 periods of play
and that is
if you count
each overtime
as a full period
so it might even be less
oh it's
it's definitely worse
yeah
yeah
his goals against
or whatever
Not that that's a great stat, but they're finding ways to get goals.
And they would have tied the game.
That game would have gone to overtime had they not straight up given Washington the puck.
And give Holpe credit, too, because Kadri had a surefire goal to make it 5-4.
And he blocks it with his arm.
Blocked it.
So there were so many points in the game where you go, that's the difference of the game.
It was Tom Wilson making a big save and then coming down to the other end of the ice.
It was the challenges and non-challenges, which I think we'll get to.
It was Anderson not giving them a save on the fifth goal,
and Holtby giving them a big save to prevent the fourth goal,
or at least hold it off.
Since you brought it up, challenges.
Do you think Mike Babcock should have challenged the first goal?
Yes.
Now, hindsight's 20-20, but we saw the Washington challenge,
and they deemed that was goaltender interference.
If that was goaltender interference, whenever that happened,
I don't remember if that was goaltender interference the first one the the the capitals
one nothing goal is a hundred percent goaltender interference now Jesse's shaking his head we had
an interesting conversation at real sports and I I agree with him is the weird thing like it to me
goaltender interference my understanding of it is whenever the opposing player initiates contact
with the goalie and the puck goes in it's goalie interference but to Jesse's point what did you say
It had no effect on the goal
Right
Which I think should matter
But does it?
I think it does
I think the officials look at that
But
What about
Well but it's
It should matter
And the officials do look at that
But then
The Caps goal that came back
They don't follow through on that
Right?
Cause that
To me
That goal should have counted
But the Caps goal
I'm with you
I think that Caps goal should have counted
Yes 100%
Yeah the Caps goal that did not count
It should have been 6-4
Probably should have counted
Freddie's like hugging the guy
Yeah
He's hugging him
I don't
Was it Backstrom again?
Do you think the Caps goal should have counted as well?
No, I think that was goaltender interference.
What, with Jake Gardner?
The war with Jake Gardner?
No, the one where Anderson's got his arm around him.
It was shenanigans because...
I thought that goal should have counted, yeah.
Because Anderson initiated contact, though.
No, he didn't initiate.
He just kept the contact going.
This is the thing.
The officials knew.
But in the instance on the first goal,
where it was a goal for Washington,
Anderson was kind of bumped after he was already out of the play
and the puck was going in the net.
I would like to get a clarification
on how they look at these
I wonder if there's a way
that we could do that
like I'm sure we could talk to CJ
or something like that
probably
or Friedman
because Friedman was saying
I think on the broadcast
like I'm surprised
Babcock didn't challenge that
it's just
seeing the Washington goal
get called back
like your argument
I don't disagree with it
it's perfect
but I think based on that
they probably would have called
the 1-0 goal back
I don't think so
I don't know
I don't think there's enough
now
maybe
they were 50-50
on the Washington goal
that was disallowed
and they went
eh you know what
probably shouldn't have
given it to them
in the first period
but that should not be
how you call a game
make up calls
well we didn't
it's not about
that's
the refs are not
supposed to
play the game
you don't think
that stuff happens
oh Steve I know that
I know it does
but
that's why I thought
when they had the
another key moment
I thought was the Leafs
not scoring in the 5-on-3
although I do think
that got the engines
kind of motoring
right
it definitely got their legs back
and their confidence back
I didn't even mention that in the video
I didn't even mention it
because there's a lot of different points in any sort of game like that
I hate doing LFRs before I come here
I hate it because in the first 20 minutes of the show
I'm like oh I forgot everything
did I watch?
did I even watch?
your comment section reflects that
you should call Adam during the LFR
and be like hey Adam
can you direct me and drive me through this LFR
Oh, yeah, that's what he needs.
Ten years of success on his own, and he needs to call me.
I don't think he needs to call me.
I need to phone a friend.
You need to phone a friend.
50-50.
What should I call this hellfire?
I'm going to call it Wilson.
The five-on-three was a big one.
And I thought after that, I'm like,
the Leafs had better be careful with their stick work.
Because after five-on-three,
inevitably, inevitably,
the team that had the five-on-three will get a penalty.
It's just the rule.
There was a little bit of irony earlier in the game too
That I didn't pick up right away
The Ovechkin goal that was scored on the power play
That was because Bozak was in the box
For taking a high sticking call
On Lars Eller
In game three Lars Eller took the high sticking call
On Zach Hyman
He was in the box when Bozak scored the overtime winner
Wow
I just thought that was kind of neat
It's 2-2 man
So going into Washington
We know that the Leafs are not intimidated by
Washington having home ice advantage
We know Washington is not intimidated by the Leafs
having a home ice game to come
What do you expect? What do you think?
What do you honestly think? What do you feel in your gut?
Doesn't have to be right
Just what do you feel?
I know, it's
My feeling is I know what to expect
in the final 55 minutes
of regulation
I never know what to expect out of the Leafs
in the first 5 minutes of a game
They're either going to look like the 1979
Montreal Canadiens
or the Gretzky era
Oilers
or the expansion caps
like I just
I don't know
what to expect
and last night
they were the expansion caps
but the bizarre thing
the dichotomy of this team
is the second
it was 2-0
I'm like
oh
Leafs got them
right where they want them
and sure enough
they start playing their game
and they come
within a nose hair
of tying it
I said to a guy
in the bathroom
while we were peeing
that's good
I was like
he's like
nice
I'm glad I
okay now that we
have a visual
of the setting
it was
I don't know
usually people
don't initiate
talking at a urinal
but when you do
that's a story right
there's an actual
conversation happening
love the podcast
no but a guy said
he said oh boy
they're down early
and I said
well think about
all the leads
they coughed up
and he said so am I
oh
think about all the
leads they coughed up
I said now they don't
have to worry about that
now they got no pressure
come on back
and they did
Well, I was saying yesterday, like, how amazing would it be if at the end of this season that was all about the Leafs choking, they're the comeback kids in the playoffs. Like, that's the story. They just keep coming back and they find a way to be the Flames of a couple years ago and just, you know, snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
I'll give them credit
there was no quit
they might not have
started out well
and you know
I got a bunch of
angry tweets of course
from Leaf fans going
they didn't deserve it
they didn't deserve it
well I don't know
that they
I mean
what is deserve
when three games
go to overtime
right like
who deserves what
the team that scores
the most goals
deserves it
yeah
it's the playoffs
that doesn't matter
as much anymore
yeah the Minnesota Wilds
deserve better
than to be down
3-1 right now
yeah
didn't help
they're down 3-1
doesn't help
they're down 3-1
The Flames deserve better than a 4-0 sweep.
Didn't help.
Didn't help.
Nope.
Boy, oh, there's another.
Can you, okay.
There's another story.
What's the fallout from Calgary going down in four games like that?
By the way, Flames had more shots and more shot attempts than Ducks in the series.
I believe it.
Well, Brian Elliott has played his last game for the Calgary Flames.
They have another goaltending situation to sort out this summer.
Well, you want to talk about a moment where a goalie's career with a team dies?
The 5-4 game?
How about a softie in an elimination game?
How about that?
Well, there was that.
Game three, yeah.
They yanked him after one goal.
One goal.
That was brutal.
It was a bad goal, though.
Yeah, but you don't yank a...
Yeah, I guess they had zero confidence.
If you had that little confidence in that goaltender, you should not have started him.
Yeah.
So now Glenn Galutzin
Has kind of alienated this guy
And he shouldn't have started him
In the first place
We know that now
But
I just
I just
You can't
You can't have a team
Where both those guys are back
If Calgary got a Ryan Miller
Who's a
Who's a stable presence
Yeah
And you know
He's a quite kind of a
He's not a bad team
Level headed guy
And
What?
Well he's somewhat
He's not Robin Leonard.
He's one of the biggest whining goalies in the league.
Okay, he whines, but he's not Robin Leonard like hothead crazy, right?
No.
No, because Robin Leonard could actually whoop ass.
Jonathan Bernier punched Ryan Miller in the face.
I just wonder if a guy like that comes in and, you know,
because they've got to figure this out.
Boy, I'm looking at Ryan Miller, okay?
So 2013-14 when he was with the Sabres, the pretty bad Buffalo Sabres.
He was a 9-23 goalie.
Pretty good.
Got traded to St. Louis.
9-0-3.
Canucks, first season, 9-11.
Second season, 9-16.
This season, 9-14.
Not very good teams, but I don't know, man.
Is that the guy?
Is that the guy?
And you know he's going to cost, too.
Is he?
He's going to cost.
After three seasons like that, is he going to cost?
I don't think he's a $6 million goaltender anymore.
No, but I, dude, look at Cam Ward.
Cam Ward managed to get, what was it, three years?
Three times three, I think.
I think Miller gets close to five, if not five.
He's a UFA and a veteran.
He has a track record, even though it's not recent.
He gets paid.
That's how this league works.
Veteran free agents who have at some point in their career
made at least $3 million.
You've got to be nuts.
You've got to be nuts to sign these guys, man.
They're almost never worth it.
I don't know.
Yeah, so that's an interesting situation.
Anything to get off the Leafs?
Well, the Leafs aren't that...
I mean, I'm not that worried about it.
I don't know what there is to say.
Like, that's the thing.
It's 2-2.
That's all there is to say.
It's they lost the game.
Washington beat them.
We're looking for a deep meaning here.
It wouldn't have been better if we had won last game
and lost the one previous, game three.
No, it would have still been 2-2.
It's the same thing.
It's the same situation.
And think of how much better you would feel.
Oh, they tied it up.
Oh, yeah.
now it's all tied
like all this
all the chirping
I saw last night
like oh
Tom Wilson's your dad
and oh
the Caps tied it up
Leafs are choking
and all this
I'm like
I'm sorry
is this from the
President's Trophy winners
I had one guy go
actually
it wasn't a one goal win
it was 6-4
and I'm like
oh they're grasping at straws
for the goal
that got disallowed
like this is how
this is the psyche
of Caps fans
and
there's a reason
they feel that way
and it's because
they have a great team
that's fragile
which at times
is what the Leafs are
to me
it's a neck and neck battle
two teams that know
how to score goals
they're exciting
high flying
and kind of crazy
at the same time
drive you crazy
it's 2-2
let's go
Craig Anderson shuts the door
and Ottawa
goes up 3-1
in the series against Boston
could you ever have expected this
with the injuries
they had coming in
absolutely not
and the finish they had
yeah
Dmitry Filipovich
has really been riding this train
but Eric Carlson
as having one of the best openings to a playoffs
like any player has ever had.
His possession is just unbelievable.
The plays he's making is unbelievable.
And Craig Anderson is pulling a rabbit out of his hat
as he often does.
I said to Steve and Jesse last night,
I was like, I sort of wish the Boston-Ottawa game
did not line up with the Leafs game every single time.
Because honestly, watching Montreal and New York,
it's been sort of boring.
I don't know.
I don't see the same investment in that series.
Only because if you're watching as a person who's not a fan of either team,
what you want to see is hatred hockey.
And I don't know that I've seen hatred hockey in, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm looking, like, the Sens and Sabres, sorry, the Sens and Bruins don't like each other, right?
Well, what nasty series do we have?
That's true.
Pittsburgh-Columbus, but even that's not as nasty as I thought it would be, minus the Calvert thing.
Probably Calgary-Anaheim, and it's done.
Yeah.
It's been a relatively tame
Playoff
I think so
New York and Montreal are playing tonight
That'll be on CBC
We've got Blue Jackets and Penguins
Now Penguins could close it out tonight
This could be it
Habs Rangers is 2-2 right?
Yep
I said Habs in 5
That was the series I was most sure in
And the Predators
There's two more
San Jose and Edmonton
They're knotted up at 2
And then you've got Predators Blackhawks
Now, that would be interesting.
I don't...
That's 3-0, right?
Yeah, it's 3-0.
I feel like the Predators are going to win this series.
I'm 50-50 on whether or not they can win the fourth game.
Oh.
Because it's hard to win four games in a row anyway.
And this is against Chicago.
This is not a joke.
Well, this is the thing.
They lose the fourth game.
Boy, that's one hell of a juggernaut gaining steam, isn't it?
What, Nashville?
The Blackhawks.
No, I'm saying it's the Blackhawks win.
Oh, yes.
And they've done this.
I mean, literally, Chicago's done everything.
They've come back from everything.
They almost, almost, almost won overtime goal against Vancouver
away from pulling off the miracle.
Are you taking Chicago?
Tonight?
In the series.
I'm taking Nashville in the series.
And I took Nashville in the series.
I took Nashville all the way to the Cup.
I think they're a phenomenal team.
However, they're younger.
and Chicago's going to play Chicago hockey,
but they're young too.
I mean, besides the big five on that team,
or the big six, I guess,
they're not a very experienced team in the playoffs.
Relative to what they've been in the past, right?
They do have some rookies up there,
and Richard Ponick, let us not forget
the one and only Toronto great Richard Ponick.
The thing with Chicago right now is goal scoring.
And it's been the thing all year
And Pecorine is playing like Pecorine of old
And I mean that Nashville defense
Is not to be trifled with man
They're good
And they know how to score a goal or two
Chicago was up 2-0
People forget man
It's a very interesting little series
So taking a break from the playoffs
Which is kind of nice to do
I'm not going to lie
A little bit
Well in the first round it's mayhem
It's exhausting
I felt bad for Elliott Friedman
Because I can tell he's fighting a head cold
And it was like
Within the first couple days
He caught it
And I'm like
Poor guy
He's gotta be on there
Every day
Eight hours
Holy jumping
That's a tough gig
And you know Elliot too
He's not
A guy
That will rest
No
Like
Well he can't
He can't
Like I think it's
I think it's one of those
Situations
Like you see
Ryan Kessler's contract
And you go
Why the hell
Are the Ducks
Paying him that much
No the playoffs
Are when he makes his money
Friedman is rising to the occasion
This is when he makes his money
He's putting on that gritty face and going for it
He's playing hurt
He's Morgan Rielly face
How has Tom Wilson not called for a charge
Slash hitting from behind on that
I don't know
You could easily have given a check in from behind
To the Leafs earlier in the shift
It's again
Consistency is lacking
I'm not hating the calls they're making
I'm hating the calls they aren't
Could the lack of consistency be the reason why Mike Babcock didn't challenge?
Because he, because how could you know?
How could you know how this is called?
I don't know if there was any particular reason.
Other than, like, it needs to be for sure to overturn it.
And he figures, well, it's 1-0.
We've battled back from 1-0 before.
It's three minutes into the game.
Do I really want to blow my time out right now?
I might need this a little bit more later on.
So that was probably his thinking.
Like, it's not a sure—that wasn't a sure win.
I'm looking back on it, and I'm looking at the other challenge and going,
okay, now I have the confidence to say you should have challenged that.
But at the time, I understand it.
Ah!
Ah!
You just don't know, man.
Buffalo made a couple of huge moves this morning.
They've announced that GM Tim Murray and Dan Biles, my head coach, gone.
Gone!
Gone!
And I asked a question on Twitter.
What was that?
Did the Maple Leafs making the playoffs get Tim Murray fired?
Mike Harrington wrote about it.
What did he say?
Well, no, no, sorry, sorry.
Throughout the season, Mike Harrington wrote about the Leafs rebuild as ahead of the Sabres.
Why, you know, I look at the situation the Leafs are in, why isn't that the Sabres?
Ryan O'Reilly talked about it.
Jack Eichel, I think, talked about it.
I don't remember if any other players talked about it.
The Sabres were looking up the QEW all season long
and going, why not us?
Well, because they didn't have a well-constructed team.
Or Jack Eichel for like two months.
Yeah, but also they didn't have a well-constructed team.
I think they placed their bets on the wrong goaltender.
I'm sorry, that's just how I don't...
I'm not been...
I wasn't convinced with Robin Lehner in Ottawa.
I was never.
And I don't understand how a first-round pick went to Ottawa
for the Sabres to get him.
When there was...
Literally, it's the softest goalie market we've ever seen.
Yeah.
And they paid a first-round pick for that guy.
I am not convinced.
Like, look at what the Leafs paid for Freddie Anderson.
Well, it was a first and a second.
But it's Freddie Anderson.
It's Freddie Anderson.
I guess, yeah.
That's a pretty proven starter compared to what Robin Leonard was.
Very good in the playoffs.
So, I don't know.
I just, I think that Tim Murray, I think what got Tim Murray fired was some of the decisions he made.
Was it the right thing to rebuild the Sabres?
absolutely
was it the right thing
to say I'm disappointed
for the fans
when you only ended up
with Jack Eichel
no
I think that's
and I said this to Jesse
yesterday
I wondered
with him there
if that could ever be
a fully happy marriage
because
there was that report
out of Buffalo
from WGR
that was like
something along the lines
of
Jack Eichel will not
re-sign if Dan Biles
was the head coach
and of course
Jack Eichel's agents
come out and say
no no no
that's not the case
doesn't mean it isn't
or is the case
it's probably some
validity to it
There was a variety of reaction today I saw from Sabres fans.
One in particular was, are the Pagoulas actually this impatient?
So they're the guys who run the show at the Sabres.
I think they also own the Bills.
It might be a case of that, but I think a lot of people felt,
and we talked about it on the show, like something's poisoned there.
Something's not quite right.
I don't know what that is.
I'm not in the locker room.
I'm not in management.
I think there's multiple things.
I think there's a bad mix of personalities.
Plus, like I said, Tim Murray was disappointed to get Jack Eichel
and made that publicly known.
How, as Jack Eichel, are you ever going to feel comfortable until he's gone?
It's just, well, that's true.
And it's just, I don't know, everyone just seems to have a really negative attitude.
Negative attitude, down on everything, not stoked to be there,
not stoked to be a Sabre
and put on their
blech, navy blue jerseys
and
seriously, when was the last time the Sabres had a good jersey?
I'm gonna argue
the 80s?
The black, red, and white ones.
I didn't mind those. The Hasek ones?
Yeah.
Yeah, the
Danny Breer!
Those were good.
Something seems
poison.
Coaches get fired.
so I'm not going to rip on Bilesma.
They just get fired whenever a situation is toxic.
Sabres fans will rip on Bilesma.
They didn't like his systems.
Yeah, I did see a lot of that.
And if you're going to fire the GM, I guess you've got to fire the coach
because the next GM is just going to fire the coach.
Why not jump ahead of that?
Now, who the hell do they replace him with?
That's what I want to know.
Who's out there?
Mark Crawford's got to be a candidate
Because he's worked his way back up into things
Well Mark Crawford is an assistant
With um
Isn't it with Calgary? No
Ottawa right now
John Shannon had a list and I'm going to look that up right now
My voice is killing me
Creating lists for potential
GM in Buffalo
Craig Conroy
Who I think is with the Flames
Mike Futa
Who I know came up with the Kings
I don't know if he's still with them
And Paul Fenton
I'm not sure who that is.
Those are not great prospects, man.
Well, Mike Futa is pretty highly touted.
He was given a lot of the credit for kind of finding Wayne Simmons.
I have an idea.
What's your idea?
So they got a lot of money, right?
The Sabres, yeah.
Fold the team.
Yeah.
Move them to LA.
Fold the team.
Move them to St. Louis.
You take all the money you got and you say, hey, Kyle Dubas, come be our GM.
Don't you dare.
The Maple Leafs sports would be like, we have more.
I don't know.
No, no.
They would say we have more.
Plus, do you want the Sabres?
You're Kyle Dubas.
Here's the thing about great potential.
It's only great potential until you actually have to do the job.
And if you put yourself in it, if you take the Sabres job now and you're Kyle Dubas,
you are taking a potentially poisonous atmosphere
and you have to undo that.
And it is very hard with guaranteed contracts
to undo that situation.
Why put yourself at that disadvantage
when in a year when Lou Lamorello retires,
you're the Leafs general manager?
I don't know if that's true.
Yeah, I don't know if that's true either.
I'm trying to find the quote.
At some point, Lou Lamorello said,
if Kyle Dubas is not ready to take over as GM
when I'm done, it'll be his fault.
Yeah, Kyle Dubas is the next GM
of the Toronto Maple Leafs, guys.
and Lou Lamorello
signed a three year contract
this is a three year thing
and this is year two
yeah
what is
so after next year
Buffalo backs up the truck
no
no way
Kyle Dubas
is too smart for that
okay
he'd probably want to
rip the team apart again
he has
you gotta remember
he's put his heart and soul
into this as much as
the players have
as much as the coach
like him, Brandon Pridham
those guys
they want to see
and here's the thing
he'd be up the road
or sorry down the road
watching his creation
kick his own ass
I don't think he wants
to be a part of that
I just
why would you
unless you're going
to Arizona
like was rumored
that they came in
and tried to offer him money
that they don't have
I was about to say
they offered him
we offered
we're going to give you
a dollar more
than you make right now
come to Arizona
and all the free cacti
you want
cacti
you can go pick your cacti
out of the
out of the
desert
we're going to get
so many Arizona fans
tweeting us
going I didn't appreciate that
hey enjoy your cactus
They will, because it's warm there.
Bastards.
Anyway, so it's cacti.
Nope, it's cactuses.
It's cactuses.
Prove me wrong, Arizona.
It's cactis.
No?
That sounds like a bizarre sex witch rule.
Cactis.
It does, doesn't it?
No, it sounds like a Cirque du Soleil.
Yeah, Cirque du Soleil cactis.
Cactis.
And you know it features a guy going.
I was gonna say
the arms coming out
of the cactus
are like
it's like a hieroglyphic
yes
yeah
it's a wacky
waving inflatable
arm flailing too
man
in Wicca
speaking of Buffalo
you're right
we did need a break
from the playoffs
no but the
Buffalo
like
I feel like
you gotta give that job
to a guy
who's been
who's
been waiting for it
for a long time
but is not Kyle Dubas
well that would be
Mike Futa for sure
and
head coach
There's lots of candidates
I think Buffalo's got some personnel changes
on the ice that they're going to have to make
How about the return of Lindy Ruff?
That's a joke
I'd love Lindy Ruff to come back
because he seems
Lindy Ruff seemed weird as a coach of anybody else
other than Buffalo, right?
It's like Curtis Joseph wearing a Detroit Red Wings
jersey
Mike Metano on the Red Wings
or Daniel Offenson on the Red Wings
Stop doing that, Red Wings!
Luke Robitaille on the Red Wings.
Stop!
Brett Hall on the Red Wings.
And Chris Chelios on the Red Wings.
Jesus.
At least those guys won Cups.
Yeah.
I mean, it was very, very strange.
Gary Roberts in a Florida Panthers jersey.
And Joe Neuendijk in a Florida Panthers jersey.
And Yarmir Yager in a Dallas Stars jersey.
Oh, that happened.
And Eric Lindros in a Dallas Stars jersey.
And that happened, too.
So these are the things that I...
Lindy Ruff would be...
At least with him, you know there's no BS, right?
none of the players are going to walk into the room
and tell Lindy Ruff what's up.
You need an experienced coach
because you have some very strong personalities in that room.
And that includes Ryan O'Reilly.
That includes Evander Kane.
That includes Robin Leonard.
Those are three diametrically, all of them, opposed personalities.
They're all very different people.
So you either figure out how to get them to work together.
And I'm not saying that they don't like each other.
I'm just saying they're different people.
Or you have to move one of them.
I think it's all very, like Mike Sullivan really just has to be a good motivator.
Facilitates.
Yeah, in Pittsburgh.
I mean, same with Barry Trotz, really.
Just be a good motivator.
You have a stacked team.
Babcock's got to be a little bit of everything because you're developing,
you're coddling
you're convincing
punishing
slapping some hands when you need to
Dan Bilesman I think
was a little bit of what Mike Sullivan is
now in Pittsburgh
just hey you guys are the Penguins
relax go out there and play your game
you'll be great
it's a much harder sell when you're like
you guys are the Sabres
well they haven't accomplished anything
exactly right so I don't know if he was
the right fit
who would be
the right fit
I don't know
if Daryl Sutter
is the right fit
for anyone right now
Lindy Ruff
maybe looks back
on his time
in Dallas
and goes
well I'll have
better goaltending
true
I can make
Jack Eichel
my new
Tyler Sagan
and figure out
because the Stars
were a scary team
to play
offensively
for sure
yeah
so I don't know
maybe
the Sabres should be
the Sabres should be
a scary team to play
Lindy Ruff
could be a decent fit
man
be cool to have him back
yeah so that's an interesting one
something very interesting
coming out of Vancouver
which sucks for Canucks fans
and by the way
I want to say
I presented an award yesterday
at Canadian Music Week
for a luncheon
and besides the fact
please don't congratulate me on this
he presented it to himself
no
it was presented
it's for like
single of the year
and that sort of thing
so for every
every musical award
at this Canadian industry event
it was for top
like all the pop artists
who won?
all of them
all of the awards
were nominated
they were all the same
nominees for every award
Shawn Mendes
Alessia Cara
Drake
Justin Bieber
The Weeknd
The Weeknd
and there was one more
probably like
Sean Hook
or something like that
The Trues
no no no
The Trues are not pop
The Trues are not pop
this is like a pop music
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
we're doing an event
the Trues are gonna be there
it's kind of true
I do this thing
and so it's
Devo Brown
from our radio station
and Devo's like
okay so it's the
Fan Choice Award
he's like
Let's just give it to the truth
Well
He's like
So let's like go out there
And at least try to do something
With like
Hey is there fans
Cause we got people
From across the country
Is there fans from this
So I go across
Do we have fans
From Vancouver
Woo
Oh no
Like Vancouver
Like Canucks fans
Of all the cities
The Vancouver Canucks fans
Were silent
Cause I know
There was a big
Vancouver contingent there
And none of them
Said anything
So they're pissed
Actually
I
Can I
Yeah
Cut this Vancouver thing off
To talk about something
From Maple Leaf Square yesterday
Sure
Is it related?
It is related
Okay
Okay
So
I was worried for a second
So I was up on stage
And they were all like
Me
Me
So
And I signed so many autographs
And people just threw money at me
It was great
And I was like
I'll take your money
No
Um
On the note of
Poor fan reaction
Mm-hmm
Uh
Daryl Sittler came up on stage
And everyone loved him
But the problem was he was a little early
So we needed to fill some time
So we're like here to kill some time
We'll go up there do an extra segment
We'll get two fans from the crowd
And play Name That Tune with them
I don't know what kind of vibe
You have to give off for this
But the second I met the two guys
I'm like neither of these guys know anything about music
So we're playing Name That Tune
And they are just botching
Over and over
What kind of songs are we talking here?
The final straw was Hotline Bling
And first guy said
Call me on my cell phone
And which is wrong
So he got booed
By Toronto
Like he got booed by all of Toronto
And deservedly so you knucklehead
And so I gave the mic to the next guy
Who clearly did not hear the first one
Because the booing was too loud
And he said call me on my shell phone
To which everyone booed
Again
I know I said this isn't a Fisher Price toy
man like what are you talking about so are we going to be on the radio for this one no well
then then the crowd of i don't know 10 000 proceeded to chant you fucked up you fucked up
on the live stream you fucked up and me and emily are like okay and the plan the whole time was just
ah you both get a jersey so we start with you know what we cut the game off there was no winner
We're like, how about you both get a jersey?
The whole crowd, boo!
It's the only thing we've done that's gotten any boos.
These guys suck so bad.
I listened to this show, same thing, a show called Kevin and Bean,
and they're done at a K-Rock in Los Angeles.
Legendary, legendary morning show.
And one of the, they do this thing called, I forget, it was like an outdoor event.
and I think it's
anyway
at one point
they were doing an interview
and this is
you have to remember
this is 7.30 in the morning
and they're serving booze
and people are lit up
right
hammered
and they're trying to do
like an interview
and they're really funny
and it was a really funny interview
but nobody's paying attention
they're all milling about talking
and whatever
and so Kevin's like
Kevin's like
hey shut up
we're doing an interview
and they all were like
they were like
boo
fuck you boo
and then he gets up
He takes the microphone with him
He's like hey
I'll fight you
And then they were like
Yeah USA
USA
But you can't
Control those crowds man
Like they'll say
What they want to say
There's nothing as the host
You can do
Unless you're Bill Burr
Don't do that
Yeah
Don't take on
An entire crowd
Was it Philadelphia?
Camden
So yeah
Very close
Oh my god
That is one of the funniest clips
What should people Google?
The fucking Phillies suck
Oh
Bill Burr
Philadelphia
That's it.
It is not safe for work, barely safe for life.
It is a riot.
It's so funny.
Okay, so speaking of the reason I brought up the Canucks,
Nikita Tramkin has left to go to, is it Tractor?
No.
To Lammensk?
Avto Mobilis to Ekaterinburg.
Wow.
Bless you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's that team about?
Well, they have a cool logo.
Really cool logo
Google it
AvtoMobilist
Very cool
Joffrey Lupul
Played for them
For nine games
During the lockout
Before he said
Fuck this
I think he left it
Without getting paid
I
Probably
I'm gonna look up
Where Yekaterinburg is
Yekaterinburg
Somewhere near Siberia
I know it's in the
Eastern Conference
And
The Eastern Conference
Is a very tough sell
in the KHL
because
Moscow
it's an international city
St. Petersburg
it's very
it's a little bit westernized
some of the cities
that aren't Russia
like Minsk
or
I don't think Prague's there anymore
Zagreb
Zagreb
what's the Finnish one
Prague doesn't have a team anymore?
Jokrit
I don't think so
wow
it's the KHL
they probably lost one
and then got one again
anyway
those are a much easier sell
for Westerners
Yekaterinburg, I'm trying to find it
It's way
Oh yeah, like I don't even think the Nazis
Made it that far
Look at that
They didn't make it that far
That's how you can tell what East Russia
Is basically, how far did Hitler get
Now
I used World War II
For that, anyway
Anyway, so
To Steve Simmons'
Point
Vancouver
However, Yekaterinburg.
So is it a big paycheck?
I can't imagine it is.
Because, I'm going to look this up.
They're not SKA St. Petersburg, who by the way I think just won the Gagarin Cup.
So really, Kovalchuk, Pavlodatsuk, they just won the Gagarin Cup.
Avtomobilist.
Their top scorer this year in 53 games was a guy named Artem Gerev.
I think. 28 points
53 games
That was their top score
I am going to tell you
Avtomobilis
win record in the KHL
in their existence
In their first year, 14 wins in 56 games
Second year, 10 wins in 54 games
Third year, 9 wins
in 54 games
Fourth year, 7 wins
in 52 games
Then 22 wins in 54 games
Hot shit!
21 wins in 60 games, 21 wins in 60 games,
and then this past season, 19 wins in 60 games.
So why?
They are broke and bad.
Why would he leave the NHL for this terrible team?
I am hopefully about to find out the answer.
Where was he born?
Yekaterinburg.
There it is.
Oh, he wants to go home.
Just wants to go home.
Wants to spend time with his mother.
And he'll get a decent paycheck and play for shitty, shitty,
very, very shitty AvtoMobile East.
That's how bad the situation in Vancouver is
He doesn't even want to play there
And I mean I guess he just wants to go home
Or going home is better
A lot of people were ripping on
Sergei Kostitsyn
Because I think after the lockout he just stayed
In the KHL
You could play in Nashville
On this up and coming team
Or you can play in fucking Siberia
Why do you want to play in Siberia?
He likes Siberia
It's where he's from
Well it's like what Russian players like Winnipeg
because it reminds them of home?
Or Finnish players like Winnipeg?
Yeah, that's what Leo Komarov said.
I get it.
I get it.
I mean, I think of all the places in the world I could live,
and I want to live here.
I like it here.
I'm from here.
I've lived elsewhere, but it's hard to live elsewhere.
It's hard to do.
It's hard to get used to.
Imagine missing every birthday and every Christmas.
And I know there's people listening that do,
and I know there's people listening that have never moved 10 kilometers
or 10 miles away from where they grew up.
For those who, well, you live at least 10 kilometers, right?
How much more?
Well, I grew up downtown for a little bit,
and then I moved out to Mississauga, and then I came back downtown.
Oh, that's right.
Same area.
Same thing.
So, you know, when you do leave, it's tough.
Yeah, I have a lot of respect for, you know, my grandparents coming overseas,
my wife and her family.
Like, I can't imagine how difficult that transition is.
And it's not for everybody.
No.
It's not for, oh, geez, what was his name?
Tony Hand
I think
He was the British Gretzky
Right
And he played forever
Forever and ever
Could have made the Oilers
Decided I'd rather go to the UK
Didn't feel like it
Yep
And when I go to the UK
I go
I understand why
Why he'd want to live here
Because it seems like a cool spot
It might not be a case of
The Canucks are actually that bad
Trampkin hated it
Some people I saw
Said Willie Desjardins
Basically screwed up the relationship
That might be true too
It might be
It might be a variety of factors
It's rarely ever one
He's got to be
Was he fired?
Did we miss that?
I think we missed that
Yeah he was fired
Yeah
Yeah
Just a small note on Tony Hand
As a player coach
For Manchester Phoenix
In 2015
At the age of
That would have been 47
He scored 45 points
While also the coach
Yeah he was
Oh no sorry
56 points
He was a beast
There was some kind of interview with Wayne Gretzky where they're like,
oh, there was a rumor that he was even more talented than you were.
And Gretzky cut off the interview and went,
think, I know he was more talented than I was.
In 1984, he scored 164 points in 36 games.
So he was good at hockey.
He was far, far, far too good for the BHL or whatever league he was playing.
he's far too good
for hockey in England
he was way too good
so I don't know
sometimes
home is where the heart is
right?
absolutely
absolutely
it is nice to take a breather
from that
from the playoffs a little bit
it's like
it's chaos
it is chaos
it's so hard to keep up
with everything
but it's great
I've been posting the LFR
this entire first segment
we are short on time today
because unfortunately
our
there was a booking error
Yes.
And this is, again, why we are building our own studio eventually.
But in the meantime, I think...
It will be on the moon.
It will be on the moon, so no one can book the moon.
Because that's the most baller thing you can do to your studio.
Exactly.
Put it on the moon.
Adam's got a dinosaur egg in his fridge.
So we're going to do the press conference early,
and then we're going to get out of here.
The Presser SDP.
The Steve Dangle Press Conference.
All right.
All right, so Jesse, I have not read this question.
But it's long, and I'm going to read it for the first time in front of you guys.
Is it a question or a statement?
It's a question.
Gosh.
I think it's about anxiety.
Oh, okay.
And loneliness.
I worry about the longer questions, because it's usually,
Adam, why did you fuck up when you said,
Blang, blang, blang, blang, blang.
Adam, I think you do this well, this well, this well, this well.
You're very talented at this.
Wait, who says I do anything well?
No, wait.
But.
so Malik
says
not a hockey question
but I need your help
okay
as you guys
are guys
that I can look up to
I wanted to ask you
how can I gain
the confidence
to speak to people
and get to know
people
to know me
sorry
sorry
say that one more time
how can I get the confidence
to speak to people
and to get people
to know me
how can I come out
of my shell
I'm desperately
looking for an answer
so you're shy
I understand 100%
If this doesn't get answered, as this is an entirely unrelated topic, but I just read it, so there's your first problem.
Well, there's your first problem.
Do you have any background?
Answer my fucking question, is what you should write.
Do you have any background on this person?
Like, how old are they?
I can go into more depth if you want.
Yeah, please.
I have a very hard time speaking to people, as I often freeze up and don't have a lot of interesting stuff to say, honestly.
But I want to make new friends and put myself out there, so I can get myself recognized by people and come out of my shell.
And hopefully, although it may be a long shot, get a girlfriend one day.
I was previously in a long distance relationship
but after almost 4 years she broke up with me
on my 19th birthday
fuck
he's 20 now
so that'll shred your confidence
so that's probably why your confidence is shredded
first off let me just say this
and I know Steve you got some stuff to say on this
couple quick things
find someone who's team you
and he is in college by the way
you're in college
20 years old
Your girlfriend of four years
breaking your heart on your birthday
probably seems like a big deal right now.
I can guarantee in ten years you'll be like,
fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
This too will pass.
I don't want you
to give her the power of your confidence.
As in, do not let the fact
that she broke up with you on your birthday
devalue you.
It's not even a boyfriend or girlfriend thing.
It's just anybody.
Don't let anybody own that much real estate in your head.
Every time someone breaks up with me, I'm grateful because it means that I'm avoiding
bullshit down the road.
Imagine I ended up with somebody fucking like marrying somebody that had broken up with
me and they didn't really love me, right?
That would have fucking sucked.
It's like the Louis C.K. joke.
No good marriage has ever ended in divorce.
That would be sad.
John and Mary, they had a really good marriage and then they got divorced.
That was really sad.
But that's happened zero times.
The other thing I will say, and then I'm going to let Steve take over.
Sure.
Here's the key to conversation.
Okay.
Asking questions.
And then listening.
You are putting all the pressure on you to say something interesting, right?
You don't have to say a damn thing that's interesting.
What you do need to ask is about other people.
So, I've just met Steve.
I'm asking Steve about, hey, Steve, what's your name?
Hey, Adam, nice to meet you.
Your name is?
John.
No, you're not.
Now you've lied to me.
I thought this was a fictional situation.
This is Steve.
You're Steve.
I'm Steve.
All right, John.
Hi, I'm John.
John.
John, I'm Adam.
It's great to meet you.
So tell me a little bit about yourself.
What kind of stuff are you into?
Well, I am a pizza delivery man right now, but I go to school for astrophysics.
Stop.
For Panago Pizza.
Stop on that.
Yeah.
John's a pizza delivery guy.
For Panago.
What do we know about pizza delivery guys?
A, they show up in pornos and always get late.
B, B.
Facts.
I mean, well, really, literally.
It's like, oh, I don't have any cash for my tip.
But you can show up.
But I got a tip.
But I got a tip for you.
Or the private detective.
Hey, detective, I got a place, I got a tip for you.
They never show the next customer,
hey, my fucking pizza's cold.
I'm not paying for this shit
And then he gets fired
The guy's there for like five hours
And that was great
He was supposed to be back at work
Like three hours ago
We need more realistic porn
Don't you think?
This is bullshit
How are you having sex for 45 minutes?
That's crazy
You have a job to do
Number two
Where are all the other pizzas?
Number two
John slash Steve
Pizza delivery guy
What do pizza delivery guys have to do?
Drive
They drive
But they also meet new people
every day all the time it's their job
to drop pizzas at people's houses
so what I would say is pizza delivery man
you must have
some crazy stories
yeah or and that's very
general
you must have
a crazy story about and as soon
as you ask people to tell a story about
and you look them in the eyes
and you're interested in what they have to say
and you sit there and you listen that is
the conversation but see Adam did
commit a little bit of a
conversations in there. What am I going
to school for? Well, astrophysicist, but I
didn't get to that yet. Oh, so he did catch it.
Listen. Man, you're not going to ask
me about astrophysics? I would
far, I don't know. Astrophysics
isn't a general topic. Yeah.
Astrophysics, like, oh, tell me about astrophysics.
Well, go to university.
You want me to explain the entire thing to you? No, yeah, yeah.
This isn't a conversation. This is me lecturing you.
And if you say to somebody,
hey, so what are you going to do with the astrophysics
degree? It could be taken as an insult.
or it's just like
what the fuck are you going to do
in the astrophysicist degree
or it's like
what are you my parents
asking me what I'm going to do
with my degree
yeah
exactly
what I want to hear
is stories about your experience
because what will happen
and even if
you have this conversation
and this goes for everybody
if you have a conversation
with somebody
you're out to dinner with them
and you have this conversation
and you ask them questions
all meal
and they don't ask you
shit about them
about yourself
they will come away going
wow
that's a great person
that's a really great person
and even if you don't get
the question asked back
your way
the first time
they will want to know
about you
they'll find you interesting
because you found them
interesting
it's a human thing
and then you will
reel in yourselves
nice old narcissists
well sometimes
yeah sometimes you run
into a narcissist
that only wants to talk
about themselves
but we all know
what that's about
and so don't
so stop talking to them
also Malik
like
you need to do
a little bit of thinking
like just set aside
some time to think
privately
about what is and isn't actually true.
So it sounds to me like you said you don't have anything interesting to say.
Well, is that true?
I bet if you think hard enough, it's not.
There's nothing about you at all that's interesting at all?
You listen to a cool podcast.
That's interesting.
I guess.
I wasn't going to go there.
I wasn't going to be like, talk about us.
Hey Malik, I gotta tell you something
Podcasts, not interesting
Don't talk to people about podcasts
Try to have enough conversations
Try to explain to people what a podcast still is
Just don't even bother
You've been on the planet for two decades
And you will hopefully be here
For a number of decades more
But there is no way that in two decades
Nothing interesting has ever happened to you ever
And you have nothing to talk about ever
You should tell all the future girls you meet
how much your heart was broken by your previous
girlfriend. Oh, that goes with our
great advice from Uncle Jesse there.
Does it? I don't actually know.
I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
You know what you never do? Steve doesn't know.
You never talk about your ex. That's a
conversation for six months down the road when you're
committed. You don't have,
you do not have a talk about that because
I'll let you guys do the relationship
advice. I'll do the general self-esteem.
You don't, because they don't factor
in your world anymore. If you
bring them up early on, it means they still factor
in your world and that was over a year ago yeah and even if they do still factor in your world
and you still feel bad about it and it still cuts you deep which is fine by the way that's okay
you don't need to reveal that to somebody else yet they haven't earned that place in your life
to know that information and by the way if they do earn that place in your life chances are
the other the thing that was bothering you the thing that you're still hanging on to from your
last relationship probably will go by the wayside as the new person moves in i think i think you're
exhausting yourself man
like I think
don't think about it
yeah
I
the
the best way to
jump off a rock cliff
like at the cottage
or something
is just
go for it
if you spend too much
time thinking about it
you'll freeze up
and you won't do it
if you spend too much
conversation
I have a huge dick
okay Malik
no that's no
I mean
that might work
one out of every
hundred times
which means
you're gonna get
smacked 99 times
don't do that
I'm just trying to think
the most awkward thing
Malik can say
doing your wife
doing your wife
doing your son
is doing the 89 slaps
worth it
for the one time
it works
no
no
maybe if you're tall
and handsome
like Jesse
by the way Jesse
you're being such an ass
you're just totally
giving the worst advice
but Jesse
you guys are being
so nice
and honest
I'm trying to balance it out
yeah
I think I'm being
nice and honest
Adam's like
I got a big dick
I'm being very good
at this
I'm being crass
I'm just trying to balance out the conversation
I get it
Don't listen to Jesse
Exactly, don't listen to me
I'm an idiot
You're overthinking way too much
I have nothing interesting to say
and
another problem with that
is it radiates off you man
like if you're
thinking that it's like
how animals can smell fear
you can smell a lack of self confidence
funny that you say that
I remember when my new boss took over
at Kiss
we got time
new boss took over at Kiss
and he listened to
our breaks or my break
me specifically and he said
you don't sound like you're very confident
in what you're saying
he said I don't believe
you he said I know that's a fact
I know what you just told me is a fact but you don't sound confident in it
and at the time
full disclosure, I wasn't
I had come off of
a year, a terrible, terrible year
and this all, by the way, happened while we were doing the podcast
it didn't thankfully come through
on the podcast, but
it was him restoring that confidence
and going, no, no, you're good
you're good at this, you can do this
and Malik, you're good at this, you can do this
it's just
you have to not second guess
every word that comes out of your mouth
there are going to be things that you say
that are not well-received.
Welcome to my world, man.
I have an entire Reddit page
which is named after Steve Dangle
devoted to the shit that people don't like that I say.
But it doesn't mean...
It's true.
I think people post their...
He's exaggerating a little.
I think people post their often in jest.
Sure.
Maybe not.
But, dude, here's the thing.
Who gives a fuck?
You're going to say shit that's wrong.
Don't try to be perfect.
Just try to be you.
And, I mean,
you know how you get better at anything
is reps ice time baby ice time yeah you're not gonna you're not gonna learn anything sitting
on the bench join a conversation league that was really good conversation i know i just made that
up talk to people yeah yeah talk to people and it doesn't you don't need to you know get into
some crazy goodwill hunting analysis of their entire life like just start up a little conversation
it could be about nothing and it's just i'm not saying spark up conversations with adam wilde at
the urinal but you know you could just little little things like you know what i and we've
been through this before you know what i hate ordering food i hate it but that's a human
interaction order food more often i don't know maybe it's that little baby step i remember i
remember waiting at panago for like 20 extra minutes and steve were like steve did when's
the pizza ready he's like i don't know i haven't asked like steve we ordered that they're like oh
And the pizza was cold.
You know the weirdest thing about getting food?
Dude, I think people think, yeah, it was literally just walk up to the counter and get your damn pizza.
I just, I don't want to offend anybody by my order.
There was a little moment in my life.
So I like, I think you think if you have a podcast and, and you do videos on YouTube and they get thousands of views and you do this thing in Maple Leaf Square, you might have all this confidence.
Fuck no.
No, I don't.
Um, and I went to Edmonton in, I want to say 2013 and I was talking to the great Wanya
Gretz, the overlord of, um, the nation network.
And he was, he was talking to me about me.
He's like, yeah, I really like what you do.
You know, you do this great.
You do that great.
You have a really lack of self-confidence, but you do this good.
And he just said it in like such a passing way.
I was like, wow, he said that to me.
He said it like it was something I should already know it was that obvious.
And for a sec, I was like, man, fuck you.
Fuck you for even saying that.
But I was like, okay, okay, that's something I need to work on.
And I've slowly been trying to work on it.
And it's a process, and there's no magic beans for it and no magic potion.
But, yeah, reps, ice time.
I really like that metaphor.
You should look at everything as a skill you can work on.
These aren't magical things
You can learn anything
You can learn how to have a great conversation
At the beginning of the season
I said to Mike Cormack
Who is the head honcho of all things sports
I was like I want to become a better writer
He's like so write
I was just like oh
I thought he was going to give me all these tips
No just write
And then I wrote and he's like good job
That's it
It's taken me 10 years to figure out storytelling
That was a terrible
Storytelling's hard
It is
I still fuck up sometimes
I'm just
Just starting to figure it out
On kids
I get caught up in
I get caught up in
Shitty
Dumb
Just completely
Needless details
Yes
I can't wait till you're old
Like
When we're at the old man
When we are at the old folks home
The three of us
When it becomes the old man
Podcast
Yeah
Which it will
Every time
The 2002 Leafs playoff run
Comes up
I appear
Like it just comes out of my mouth
Why don't I talk about any
The least important factor
In that entire series
I'm like
Not for the Marlies
Fourth defenseman
They called it for the Marlies
Pierre Hedin
When there was like
Four future Hall of Famers
On that team
Yeah
Matt Simeon
Gary Roberts
Pierre Hedin
Ron Francis
Brian Leach
Did
Did someone
Mention Pierre Hedin
Why
Why
Every time
That's why we make fun of you
On the show
because there's some times
where you're like
I'm a fucking head case
you take right hand turns
and I'm like
oh my god
it's like well
I was wearing a blue shirt
when I really should have
been wearing a black one
and Jesse and I are like
oh okay here we go
I love
yeah I use a spoon
with my toes
it's how I do it sometimes
but your comparisons
your metaphors are amazing
so
anyway we do have to go
because the studio is booked
but Malik
update us man
let us know how it goes
and remember
this is going to take time
It's a process
And also remember
Try to figure out
You're 20 years old
These are the times
When you start to figure out
What your passions are
Do more of your passion
Confidence follows
Whatever your passion is
If your passion is
Building bridges
Build bridges
Do it
Like whatever it is
And so what Adam's saying
Is get good at stuff
I'm going to say
Allow yourself to get good at stuff
Don't try something
And be like
Oh I fucking
I suck
I suck at this
I'm trying to get good at this
Everyone sucks at first
Yes
For a long time
My favorite question is
Hey
How do I make a good podcast?
It's my favorite
And I don't get that from people
Just starting podcasts
Like we got a bunch of listeners
That have started podcasts
Which is amazing
I get that from management
Here at Rogers
How do we start a good podcast?
How do you do a good show?
So start there
And then tinker
You do it
Start a show
Start the show
How do you start
How do you become a race car driver?
Start the fucking car
How do you become good at something?
All right.
Be okay with the fact you will suck at first.
Yes.
There's step one.
You're going to suck for a while.
Step one, you're going to be bad.
Step two is get better.
That one's the hard part.
No, the hard part is sucking.
Sucking sucks.
Anyone wants to be good.
It's okay to...
Who doesn't like scoring goals?
It's all those times you fucking whiff and fall in your ass.
All those times that you have to do backwards crossovers
and falling over on the ice in practice,
Even though you'd rather just be shooting at the net
Dude, I was on stage
At Maple Leaf Square for three seconds
Before I was like, why did I get myself so worked up
But the lead up to that
It's like the lead up to the gym, man
Oh, who likes
I like being at the gym
Being at the gym is great
Going to the gym, fuck that
I have a gym in my building, and it's so nice
Have you ever used it?
I use it quite often
Because it's in the building
Because I just go down a couple floors and it's right there
I don't have to go anywhere
I have the same problem every day with my show at KISS
I am nervous
And antsy
And sweaty palmed
And uncomfortable
And then you start
And then we start
And it's great
Same thing with being on BT
I hate it, hate it, hate it
Camera comes on, I'm good
Yeah
And afterwards you're like
Wasn't that great?
Wasn't that fun?
You know what I noticed still
Listening to this podcast
Like I'll
Remember a moment that I thought
Was like a Mack truck
Like a silence that I thought was five seconds
I listen back
it's like a second and a half
that's one thing
in radio
that they try to teach you
to get comfortable with
because what they do
is they start
they teach you
I was talking to Jesse
about this yesterday
they teach you
how not to speak in radio
they teach you
to stop speaking
stop adding words
stop
take out as many words
as you possibly can
and remember
the first things
one of the first things
somebody taught me
was write out your entire break
and cut
and like say it's a sentence long
cut every word from that sentence
that doesn't need to be there
talk like a fucking weirdo
that's great advice
they want you to talk like Trump
where you just hit
this is sad
and you just cut down
on all the words
where you're just
right to the emotion
you're talking in sound bites
you're talking for 10 seconds
at a time
and then all of a sudden
I was 23 years old
and they threw me
on a morning show
in Calgary
and said okay
now we need to talk
need you to talk on average
from 3 to 5 minutes
yeah you gotta stretch
10 seconds
3 to 5 minutes
yeah
I was
awful
awful
brutal
but you got better
and you know what
made me a lot better
reps
this show
oh
because what do we do
we come in here
and we talk for two hours
every freaking other day
Adam is very well rounded
not just his bum
which is quite rounded
I bet
I bet that's a problem
you have there Malik
I bet
I bet every
pause
is an eternity
to you
remember it's not
it's not
hey
on that note
we gotta leave
love you all
love you Malik
we believe in you
can't wait for the update
I don't
and by the way
girlfriend will come
you don't want
you don't just
Even Jesse said he started it.
I'm just going to steamroll over that one because we got to wrap it up.
Malik, you know what?
Maybe you just need to pull up your own bootstraps and get your shit together.
Stop looking to ask for advice.
He's just a poor guy.
When I was your age, I went out and got a job.
Have you ever climbed two mountains in one day?
When I was 19, I already had my own house.
Thank you, baby boomer generation.
Houses were 19 grand at the time.
The other thing I want to throw out there, Malik, buddy,
You don't want a girlfriend
You want the right girlfriend
Big difference
Big difference
Just like anybody who is single
Who's on the other side
Or
Doesn't matter whether you like guys or girls
Doesn't matter
You want the right person
Not a person
Thank you
I'm done
It's not a status symbol
It's one of your best friends
That's right
Bingo
I disagree with all of that
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