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The Steve Dangle Podcast with your hosts, Steve Dangle and Adam Wilde.
It happened.
What happened?
It actually happened.
What happened?
News broke just minutes before.
Can you stop moving that?
I'm sorry.
Everybody can do that.
Okay.
That's the mic stand.
News broke just minutes before the show started, which means things are better.
Yay!
Yay!
What a great way to come back from our little hiatus.
I know, right?
I think 2017's looking good.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the 2017 NHL All-Star Roster!
Oh, wow!
That's not the news I expected to hear.
Okay, well, we'll get into the news that you thought you might hear in a bit.
Okay.
But first, let's talk about the NHL All-Star Roster, shall we?
I want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
All right, I'm going to save the Leafs division for the last.
Okay.
Not the Atlantic, the Leafs division.
I love it.
No, that's what they should be called.
Absolutely.
Because it will be the Leafs division for at least the next decade.
Anyway, Metropolitan Division All-Star team.
Forwards.
Sidney Crosby.
Alexander Ovechkin.
Gross.
Okay, we can just stop right there.
Wow, wait.
They're going to make Sidney Crosby go to the All-Star game?
Yes.
He's only been once.
We will see.
Yeah.
Sidney Crosby asterisk.
He's been one time.
Childhood friend of mine, Wayne Simmons.
And that's really a stretch.
We grew up together.
We played road hockey together.
I wouldn't call him childhood friend.
I'm glad he made it.
Very glad.
He deserves it.
Jeff Skinner of the Carolina Hurricanes.
Wow.
Okay, I haven't been paying attention to his season.
He's had a very good year.
Yeah, and it's nice because I remember talking about it on this show,
like the concussion issues he was dealing with.
Yeah, everyone wrote him off.
It's like, no, maybe he's just, you know, not quite crisp.
Yes.
14 goals, 15 assists, 29 points.
That's pretty good.
It's no Austin Matthews, but I mean, he's pretty good.
Kevin Hayes of the New York Rangers.
Very good
John DeVaris of the New York
We're not sure
The New York Islanders
The orange and blue team
From the Rangers area
Brooklyn, Rhode Island
Well, I'm just glad he gets to play with good players
You know, I gotta say
P.A. Parenteau would sure have looked good on his wing
Oh my god
He's having himself a year too
Of course he is
He had himself a year last year
On the NHL's worst team
Yeah, I don't get it
On defense
Ryan McDonough
New York Rangers
Good
Zach Rowinsky
Well deserved
Columbus Blue Jacket
First rookie
That we've named so far
And Chris Letang
Of the Pittsburgh Penguins
The goaltenders being
Bobrovsky
And Schneider
Columbus and New Jersey
Respectively
Oh what a great vacation
That's going to be for Schneider
Oh what a nightmare
Yeah really
No kidding
Alright I'm going to
Skip the Atlantic
We're going to go right
To the Central
The what?
The Leafs Division
Oh okay
So now we're doing
Central.
That's right.
At forward,
Mark Scheifele,
Winnipeg Jets,
Patrick Kane,
Chicago Blackhawks,
Vladimir Tereschenko,
St. Louis Blues,
Patrick Laine,
asterisk beside that too
because hopefully he's Mark.
We'll talk about that
a little bit later.
Tyler Sagan,
Dallas Stars,
and Nathan McKinnon
of the Colorado
Tire Fires.
On defense,
Ryan Suter.
Oh yeah, him.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he's still one
of the best defensemen
in the league.
Still good.
Minnesota Wild, Duncan Keith of the Chicago
Blackhawks, and
P.K. Subban.
Nashville Predators. There's another
asterisk, though. Yeah, seriously.
Speaking of which, remind me
that I have to bring up the
lightning Nashville game that I was at
last week. Oh, yes, because you were in Florida
again. I was in Florida again, and I
gotta tell you, man. And you missed the World Junior Finals
for that.
I did. It was a brutal game. I regret
that. I regret that. Had it been a good game,
I wouldn't have felt so bad. If Canada
had won that game,
we would be talking
about it as one of
the best World Junior
Finals ever.
But it wasn't.
And the shootout
is BS.
Because they lost.
And the shootout
stinks.
Goaltenders,
Devin Dubnik.
Dubnik!
Dubnik!
You're right.
Is it Dubnik?
No, it's Dubnik.
Oh, it's okay.
Well, Devin Dubnik,
Minnesota Wild,
and Pecorine,
Nashville Predators.
Sure.
Who is actually
having himself a year?
Come on, he's better
this year.
You know what?
He's better,
and I was thinking
of the other goalies
in the Central,
and it's a bit
Well, who else do you have?
Well, Dallas, just no.
Winnipeg, improved, but no.
Yeah, it's not going to be Connor Hellebuck.
Sorry, Connor Hellebuck.
Is Corey Crawford, he's not in there?
No, he's not, interestingly.
Okay, that's a little confusing.
But I guess, you know, you already got two Blackhawks in there.
You can't have nine Blackhawks every year.
You could literally make them, I mean, every...
Just make it the top, like, five or six paid Penguins
against the top five or six paid Blackhawks.
That's an All-Star game.
Every year, and that's the All-Star game.
And the Stanley Cup Final, really.
Pacific all-star team
Connor McDavid
Edmonton Oilers
Joe Pavelski
San Jose Sharks
Jeff Carter
LA Kings
Ryan Getzlaff
Anaheim Ducks
Bo Horvat
Vancouver Canucks
That's a good choice
He's having a pretty good year
Can anyone guess
The Calgary Flames pick?
I would assume Goudreau
Froelich
Because you looked at it
I am not looking at it
Because I picked him up in fantasy
Michael Froelich
Because he's having a good year
Michael Froelich is the guy
Is he the leading scorer?
Yeah
Oh, alright
Nice, Jesse
Good for him.
I know, that's why I was like, what?
I mean, on one hand, yeah, you want to award the best players.
On the other hand, yeah, you know who I want to use to sell the game of hockey?
Michael Frohlich.
Yeah, you know, if there's anything that's going to get me to buy a ticket to the All-Star Game, it's Michael Frohlich.
No, I want to see Johnny Gaudreau do something stupid.
Yeah.
Like, do something.
He scored one of the best goals I've ever seen last week against Calvin Pickard, who I called Chet Pickard, who I think is his brother.
Chet's a better name.
It is.
It's right up there with Tad and Chad.
If he falls out as a goalie, he can be a country music star.
He sure can.
Defenseman.
We've got, and this is again from the Pacific Division,
Brent Burns of the San Jose Sharks,
Drew Doughty of the LA Kings,
Oliver Ekman-Larsen, who deserves a Norris,
but Doughty keeps stealing it,
although he's sold it only one time.
Really, Oliver Ekman-Larsen, to me,
is one of the best defensemen that no one talks about.
The same argument as Doughty,
except Larson doesn't give interviews as much.
There it is.
What?
Why is that even wrong to say?
He doesn't play in LA.
Well, that's why he doesn't give interviews as much
is because no one's there.
No one can find the arena.
Oh!
No, you just take the 405 down to the 1.
No, Arizona is not the Californians.
Oh, no, I thought we were talking about the Kings.
No one can find the stadium in Arizona.
They get there and there's a hockey team
and it's like, what are you doing here?
Poor Oliver Ekman-Larsen.
I think there's a reason that Arizona
should trade him to the Leafs.
So he can win a Norris.
Do good by Oliver Ekman-Larsen.
Now this is going to be an interesting thing.
Because when the Leafs are
undeniably good,
I don't think people are going to
People are still questioning it now.
Eventually they'll just be like, yeah, they're good,
but they won't win because.
If you don't make the playoffs, are you good?
Yeah.
We're going to make the playoffs.
Now we need to redefine good.
What's the difference between good and okay here?
I don't think it's a debate.
What's the difference between good and decent?
No, you've got to make the playoffs to be good.
But the question if they're going to make the playoffs isn't a question.
So you think...
Yeah, it's looking good.
We're making the playoffs.
Anyway, the point I was trying to make is when they are winning divisions...
There we go.
When they are winning divisions, I still don't think the Pro Hockey Writers Association
is going to be lining up to hand the Leafs awards.
No way.
Not even local Toronto writers will line up to do that.
In fact, they'll go out of their way not to.
Brent Burns, Drew Doughty, Oliver Eggman-Larsen, I did that.
Goaltenders, Cam Talbot, Edmonton Oilers.
That's a good pick.
I think so, too.
Martin Jones, San Jose Sharks.
That's a good pick.
I almost corrected you and said, no, that's LA Kings, Adam.
There's one king on the entire roster, right?
Drew Doughty.
And it's in LA?
oh
is it not
now there are
are there not
yeah there will be
ballots
there will be ballots
oh so this isn't
the full
this isn't the full
because we still
I believe we still
have to finish the
voting do we not
I don't know
um
let me check that
I don't really know
because quite honestly
there hasn't really
been a big
yeah fans can have
their say as well
with the NHL
all-star fan vote
fans can in brackets
or in quotes
have their say
yeah
as long as we have
ours first
Except for you screwed it up last year
You bunch of jerks
You did right by the All-Star game last year
Worth it
Shall we talk about the Leafs division?
Absolutely
Matthews
Can I have a guess?
It won't be Austin Matthews
My guess is Matthews
Why not?
Because Lou Lamorello will not let rookies do things
I've heard that he doesn't want them to go
I know
Is that true?
You know what?
I don't think he liked letting rookies do anything.
And I think he was opposed to the world juniors,
like sending people to the world juniors.
And last year, I think someone convinced him,
let William Nylander go.
First or second game, Nylander gets a concussion.
And supposedly Lou flew over to Europe,
and I think that was him just going, nope.
Going home now.
Never again.
Everyone wrecked it.
You just wrecked it for everybody.
Of course that would happen.
The one time you get Lou Lamorello to move on something, right?
Of course, yeah, and now the one time you got him to budge?
No, that is cemented, bolted, welded shut.
Who's our second-leading scorer?
Behind Matthews?
Is it Marner?
Marner, isn't it?
Or is it JVR?
I don't know.
Because I was going to say it'll either be Kadri or JVR.
Okay.
Possibly Morgan Ryan.
How many people from the Leafs do you think make the All-Star team?
I think we get two.
You think we get two?
Because most teams, like LA's only got one.
Think about it like that.
I'm going to say one.
Do we have two goalies?
I'm not going to say anything.
I don't remember if he said two goalies.
Oh, no, two goalies in each division?
Yeah.
There are two goalies in each division.
I hope they don't send Freddie, because, God, he needs some time off.
We get Freddie and Matthews.
That's my bet.
Freddie and Matthews, okay.
I'm going to say Freddie, JVR.
Now, are you taking two?
I am.
Jesse's confidently going with two.
JVR, and that's it, final answer.
Well, if you guys were together, you'd be mostly correct.
Okay.
Now, I'm going to go through the names.
On forward.
Here, say the Leafs last.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So we got Nikita Kucherov, Tampa Bay Lightning.
Makes sense.
Nice.
Only healthy.
Jonathan Marshashalt.
Marshmallow?
Marshmallow.
Yay!
On the Florida Panthers.
Good for him.
That's a good pick.
Shea Weber.
Eric Carlson.
So Shea Weber, Montreal.
Eric Carlson, Senators.
Rasmus Ristelainen, Buffalo Sabres, because they kind of put some...
So Weber and PK are going to be there.
I mean, come on.
Weber and PK are going to be there.
Weber and PK.
On opposite sides.
That'll be fun.
I hope PK's healthy because they should do something funny together.
Brad Marchand.
Deserved.
Boston Bruins.
Gus Nyquist from Detroit.
Deserved.
Although, I would have gone with Anthony Mantha, but I, you know.
He's played, like, I think less than 20 games.
Yeah, you're right.
And then Carey Price, of course.
Of course.
Okay, there's one goalie.
Yeah.
We got one.
We got Freddy.
Tuca Rask.
Hey!
You know what?
Freddie definitely deserves to be in there, but...
The way he started the season, I can see why.
Yeah, rough start, and for the love of God,
he's going to start, like, 70 games.
Yeah, because we can't find a backup, so...
Give him a rest.
So here's what's interesting.
We have two Toronto Maple Leafs on the roster.
So it's JVR or Matthews.
That is correct.
Oh, wow!
It's coming up TDOT!
You know what?
You had line A on one of the teams.
Matthews, 21 goals, leading scorer of the Leafs.
Better player.
Better player.
You got to have him in there.
You got to have him in.
You got to have him in there.
But hey, how nice is it?
This breaking news stuff is fun.
Yeah.
That is fun.
That was fun.
I hope that they break more news in the morning because we record this at noon.
I thought you were going to say that the Leafs had claimed a backup goalie.
Is that news?
Bacalaney?
I think, yeah, I think the Leafs are going to claim Curtis Bacablaney.
Curtis Bacalaney, formerly of the Columbus Blue Jackets.
He was just put on waivers.
And I don't know, has that news not come through yet?
No, nothing.
What, you didn't think they'd go for Jodas Bacustafson?
Ah, there it is.
Toronto claims Curtis Bacalaney on waivers from Columbus.
Well done.
There's the news.
So, I mean, the writing seemed to be on the wall.
Curtis Bacalaney.
Curtis Baccaplini.
I love it.
Yeah, Winnipeg's got line A.
We got Baccaplini.
Baccaplini.
Oh, Adam, no.
Baccaplini.
Oh, Adam.
So now this is interesting, okay?
So yesterday the Marlies released Jeff Glass from his either amateur tryout or pro tryout.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
Mr. Glass.
Mr. Glass.
Kerry Romo has played like three games.
I don't know if he got hurt again.
880 shave percentage.
Yeah, not good.
If I were him, I'd go to Sweden or Finland for a year and then get better.
Ramo?
Well, probably Finland.
Yeah, yeah.
Just go home, get comfortable, get back to your form, and then come back next year to the PTO.
He might be toast.
He might be toast.
We'll see.
So I think it's down to, if we're counting Ramo out, Sparks, Bebo, and now Enroth's there.
I don't know.
Do they got to put Enroth back on the rivers?
Can they send Ramo to the ECHL?
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
What are they going to do?
I don't know.
Can you rotate three goalies, or do you just let Enroth sit
because you need Sparks and Bebo to get the start?
This is interesting.
How do the Leafs have a roster spot to do this?
Who's hurt?
Maybe that's the news that hasn't broken yet.
Well, and in other news, supposedly Brooks Leick
has been battling a mystery injury on the Marlies.
Since December the 16th?
Something like that, and he's working on coming back.
I hope he is.
What's interesting about that particular instance
is that it seemed like
from what I read, and I could be wrong
here, when Brooks-like was
quoted on this one, or when he was
asked, it seemed like he was confused about it.
Huh.
Maybe it was that the Marley's
messaging was confused,
but, yeah.
What I read was interesting.
I don't know. I feel horrible for him.
According to CapFriendly, we have
23 of 23 with McElhinney.
Hmm. And then 48
of 50. Anyone on IR?
Anyone new?
Does Corrado being in the AHL on a conditioning stint
have anything to do with it?
That might be it, then.
But no, he's on the conditioning status.
But he's still on the roster.
Very confusing.
Hey, let Brandon Pridham do all that.
I don't care.
You take it.
It'd be great if Curtis McElhinney works out.
Here's my question.
Okay.
If Curtis McElhinney, and it's understandable,
Columbus is...
Can you look up his stats, please?
Pretty sure Columbus is the number one team in the National Hockey League.
Yep.
If he can't be the backup for them, it doesn't mean he can't be the backup for us.
My question, though, is what if it doesn't work?
What then?
Then it doesn't.
I mean, they're trying, I think, so it's early January, right?
Creeping into mid-January.
It's the perfect time to grab a guy off waivers, evaluate him.
If he works, wonderful.
If he doesn't work, then maybe you've got to do something.
At the deadline.
Because the Leafs can't, they just can't ride Freddy like this.
No.
They can't.
And Curtis McElhinney, low risk because at the end of the season his contract's up.
Yes.
Well, and I didn't understand, I don't understand the desperate need for a backup.
Because while my faith in Bebo is definitely shaky, he's played two games, looked great in both.
I thought he was fine, yeah.
Looked great in both.
Like, if I'm Bebo, I'm going, why don't I get an extended shot?
I did fine
now
is it
because he looked great
that they thought
better that he gets his starts
oh
maybe
so maybe
we don't want to derail
this momentum
we know this guy
because Bebo
has been a hot
and cold goaltender
right
he's been scorching hot
and then
ice cold bad
maybe they just
want him
they probably want him
to find his center
where he's just good
all the time
maybe they've finally
made a choice
between him and Sparks
mhm
Columbus has a hole
in net
in the AHL now
maybe they send him
sparks I don't know
well no Columbus
the reason that
the reason I read
at least from a Columbus
source that
that they did this
was because they have
two great goaltenders
in the AHL
that they want to give
yeah Yunus Korpisalo
yeah
who was their backup
last year but I
I guess McElhinney
must have got hurt
or something
yeah
but he was good
he was good last year
so they want to give him
another shot
which I think is cool
I think he beat the Leafs
actually
his numbers weren't
I mean well
we're not setting
the jump bar
very high there.
He had an 890 last year
with 2-7-3.
Oh, never mind.
Well, I guess his AHL numbers
might be better.
Yeah, I seem to remember
him being better than that,
but whatever.
And then this year in the NHL
in seven appearances,
he's got a 924 save percentage.
There you go.
Much better.
Well, there you go.
That's Mack or Corpus Hull?
McElhinney.
That was McElhinney.
Oh, that's McElhinney.
That's pretty good.
Good, good.
Hooray.
Seven games for a goaltender
is, you know,
seven games,
924 save percentage.
Pretty good.
Pretty darn good.
It's all right.
I mean, it's just so hard to judge based on that.
Yeah, Enroth, I feel so bad for Enroth, man.
He deserved the shot he got, and he just blew it.
He blew it.
Sad.
I don't know.
I wish I could expand on that.
He did seem kind of like the perfect fit,
and whenever I hear people mentioning why he didn't work,
no reporter will actually come out and say,
it's because he's 5'9".
But what they will say is, Babcock tends to favor big goalies,
which basically means it's because he's 5'9 and played what did he play three games four games
yeah he he barely played but I mean if you only get into four games you got to be good in those
four games and he wasn't good in I think he might have played one really good game against Minnesota
and they lost and that was his first one and then after that it was garbage letting three goals
against the Flames I think that's when they were like all right we're done here he was also in net
for the 3-0 collapse against New Jersey.
And this is something that I think has hit me more this year
than it ever has before.
Because I'm used to the Leafs being the team that,
well, we got a bunch of old guys.
We got this young guy, Lonnie Bohannes,
who comes up and scores every freaking game that he plays.
But we got a bunch of guys on pro deals,
so there's really no room on this team for him.
And they did this with Nathan Dempsey.
They did this with, you know, Strahlman.
They did a whole bunch of people that they were like,
oh, we got NHLers, so if you come to camp, you're never going to make it.
Steve Sullivan, you did a great job.
Waivers.
Yeah, thank you for the 20 goals and 40 points.
See you later.
I think now the NHL, and maybe it's just the Leafs,
but I feel like the NHL is far more competitive and cutthroat than ever.
Oh, yeah, and, like, I mean, if we're lucky, it'll stay that way, right?
Like, I feel bad for these people individually as human beings,
but, like, it means the league is, you know, more competitive than ever.
So, it's going to get to the point, well, like, it's almost an artificial way of keeping salaries down, in a way.
Some people might laugh at that, but it's true.
Like, if you are a fringe NHLer, and you make one and a half million dollars,
and there's another guy who is about as good as you, and he makes 750 grand,
who do you think teams are going to take?
They're going to take the guy making, like, half of what you are.
It's competitive man
It's good
What's McElhinney making?
800 grand
So a hair more than
Enroff
And that's variable
You can send that down
If you want to
It's all very interesting
You know what
It's encouraging though
Because
In a way
I mean it's a soft buy
But it's a buy
Sure
Absolutely
The Leafs I think
Are thinking playoffs
Well it is funny
Funny that you mention that
because the first, I believe it was the,
there was a newspaper here in town,
and it was, I'm not going to say which one,
but it's the trashy one.
The eye-opener.
The trashy one.
The dangle time.
It's the one that tends to employ those sports guys
who don't really report on anything.
They just go, here's my opinion, blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
The front page was, go Leafs, no, question mark.
Go Leafs, no?
and so the
they're asking the question
go Leafs
no
as in why not
as in they're
it's a hopeful title
but the point
the point of it
the byline on it was
the Leafs should look at
making
you know
they've
they're clearly jumped ahead
they should look at
adding a player now
interesting
no
no they shouldn't
no they shouldn't
but of course
that
that paper
and that audience
because that's what that paper does
it caters to an audience
of course
yeah
that audience would be
totally down for that like add a player what kind of what player what player how are you have you
looked at there are 48 contracts on this team we can have a maximum 50 whoa what player how are
you gonna nobody can make a trade but they're like nope player otherwise we're not serious
hey bud so again i'm trying not to sound pompous when i say this but again if you listen to the
show you're one of the top one percent of hockey fans you know your stuff and i'm not saying that
because like we're the best show no i'm saying that because i'm regularly corrected well there's
that but also and that's good if you're enough of a hockey fan that you seek out a hockey podcast
you're you're higher yeah the hard hardest core of the hardcore you ever you ever just like sit
down with like you know like an uncle or something at like christmas dinner and they're like you know
what i think should happen but it's not that they're wrong or that their opinion's bad it's
A lot of hockey fans
Just don't know
How the rules work
Yeah
There are a lot of rules
It takes a lot of effort
To know how the rules work
Dude
We don't know how the rules work
No
We're regular
Do you know how bummed I was
Like I was happy for my friend
That he got hired
But Tom getting hired
By the Las Vegas NHL team
Was a huge blow to the show
That sucked
Because I couldn't text him
And harass him at all hours
It sucked
But
You know
Oh they should add this guy
They should add that guy
They should trade this guy
For that guy
Yeah, but one of them makes $6 million and the other guy is like a rookie.
Oh, I'm sure they can figure that out.
Just throw some bum in the deal.
Oh, yeah, just some bum who makes $5 million.
Got to strike while the iron's hot.
Backpack.
And they're not wrong and they're not dumb.
It's just they don't know how it works.
They don't know how hard it is to make a trade now.
This is the problem the NHL faces.
How do you expect fans to understand this?
And also, how do you expect fans to trade?
I don't care what anyone says.
trades are exciting and interesting people adore them so you're killing your trades uh someone
tweeted this today who is it uh platinum seat ghosts great follow by the way absolutely and
i don't know this idea might have been pitched before but whatever should the trade deadline
be like the draft everyone in one place in one room televised yes no you can't do it you can't
tell people not to trade because you'll have you'll have to delay all trades up until that day
No, no, no, no.
No, because to make it compelling,
you need everybody to do their trades there.
You can't tell people,
okay, you can't trade on the weekend before
because on Monday we have this big TV special.
No, you can't do that.
However, it would be hilarious to see,
to have a camera on Lula Amarillo all day.
I just like it for that.
To me, that's entertainment.
Because at least then I get to see him interact.
Here, guys, one sec.
He just spray paints the camera whenever he needs to.
We can still hear everything he's saying he doesn't know.
He just shoots teams a glare and they make a trade.
Like, he doesn't even talk to them.
It's like, oh, Lou, Lou's looking at us.
All right, fine, whatever you want.
Lou just looks into the camera, Jacob Trubis on his way.
What did they give up?
Nothing, it's the darndest thing.
It is the craziest, craziest thing.
Yeah, it is an interesting prospect to think,
well, the Leafs could bring someone in to help the big, long playoff run.
You know what?
This year's not about that.
This year is about getting to the playoffs
and being competitive in the playoffs.
This year is about, it would be nice to make the playoffs.
Okay, so I said...
Because at the beginning of the season, it would have been, it would be nice.
I think now it's get to them and be competitive in them.
This is what I said in either my last LFR or the one before that.
Before the season, oh, yeah, that'd be great.
But I still give them like a 20% chance or whatever I was saying, 25% chance.
Now, they're in a spot.
Okay, game's in hand, and I think someone might have leapfrogged them.
But if you go by points percentage, they're in a spot.
Which means for them to not make the playoffs
They would have to lose that spot
So yeah
Yeah actually it would be really disappointing
If they didn't make it
I hope they don't do anything dumb though
No me too, I don't think they will
You don't think they'll make it?
I don't think they'll do anything dumb
I think I had a
I was a little more optimistic about this season
Than I think the two of you were
At the beginning of the thing
But that's not saying that I'm some prophet
Obviously
I just thought that they were a lot better than people gave them credit for.
I didn't know they were this good.
Oh, I don't think anybody did.
I don't think they knew they were this good.
A lot of people thought they would be like a laughingstock still, which no.
No.
No.
You know who has surprised me the most?
Mitch Marner.
Probably, yeah.
And that's not against Mitch, and that's not against Austin, that's not against Nylander.
It's just, I honestly feel like Mitch Marner is way, way better than anybody even hinted at.
We were still debating Marner versus Strom.
Yeah, exactly.
And is it better for Marner to go back?
We were talking about that right up until the season.
Is there anything left for him to do in junior?
Sure sucks he can't go to the AHL.
Think about that.
We said that.
But we didn't know.
And he's one of their top offensive weapons.
Man, so I wrote a blog that was way too long,
so we divided it into two.
The idea was the top five Leafs games of the season so far.
I came up with a list of a dozen or whatever,
so I came up with my top five,
and then I did five honorable mentions.
Really, it's a top ten.
So the ten through six is up today.
And I got to go through the games so far this season.
Marner's a magician.
An absolute magician.
He's a Mitch-ician.
Oh, my goodness.
That's good.
I can't even.
Come on.
I've said that a few times.
You have.
But I always forget.
Mitch-ician.
I really like that.
He'll look good on a team with Curtis Backup later.
I think, personally.
Are you slowly?
I think you're slowly jumping on the pun trade.
Not even slowly.
You're now fully on the pun trade.
Choo-choo.
Choo-choo.
Choo-choo.
It's like a train.
We're rusty, okay?
We're rusty
Yeah
It's the first one of the year
We gotta set the bar below
True true
Back on the train
How about you say some stuff Jesse
How about you say some things
People actually said
On our Reddit page
I was reading over the holidays
They were like
I want more hot takes from Jesse
I was like
Me too
Yeah me too
I like Jesse's hot takes
Honk honk
I'm just gonna turn right
Honk honk
I'm gonna have to put up
A red light there
I'm gonna have to
Throw up a stop sign
This is gross
Anyway
Matthews
Scores goals
We remember goals
You know
They're way easier
They stick in your brain
You only have to remember
One player
The guy who scored
Marner's assists
I don't think
I've ever seen a Leaf
Like this
I don't think
I've seen a Leaf
That can do
What Mitch Marner
Can do
In terms of playmaking
In my lifetime
I'm trying to think of one
So I was reading
Chris Johnson's
Mid-season report
On the Toronto Maple Leafs
And it's game 38
So it's a good time
To do it
39
we're only
sorry we've played
38 games
we're going to play
38 games
oh well then
then that's a mistake
in Chris Johnson's
article
we should tell him
I'm kidding
maybe I read it wrong
I'm gonna go with that
yeah I'm gonna go with that
I'm going with that too
that's why I put it in there
what was interesting
was
so there are two people
who are on track
for 30 goal seasons
that are kind of a surprise
to me
on the lease
yeah
because normally
they're 20 to 25 guys
James Van Riemsdyk
Normally a 20-25 guy
Oh, I know who you're going to say
And Nazem Khadri
His career high is apparently 20
Which is nuts
Which I think might have also happened in the lockout year
And you look at who he's playing with
Who is Connor Brown
Sometimes it's William Nylander
And always Leo Komarov
And Leo Komarov is a great guy and a great player
But not a prolific scorer
Started the season, by the way
Because one of the games
I think my number 6 game was the Leafs home opener
That's how stiff the competition has been, by the way.
That that game didn't even crack the top five.
You know who got the fourth goal in that game?
A line made of Leo Komarov?
Milan Mihalic!
Right.
Remember that?
He was like in the net.
Oh yeah, he was like right there.
He had a decent couple games and they just decided, nah.
Nah.
Connor Brown, though.
Hey, Connor Brown's been great.
He has.
It was the right choice.
Honestly, though, I think it's really interesting.
But James Van Riemsdyk, who's only hit 30 goals once in his career,
isn't it interesting?
that, yeah, isn't it interesting that he's on track for goal high and point high
now that Mitch Marner's his line mate?
And that's nothing against, and Tyler Bozak, who has been playing with them,
way less minutes this year than he's used to having,
and his points per game pace, or his points per minute pace,
is like way higher, or better.
It's great.
Bozak, man, you gotta give him credit.
You have to give him credit.
you know, how long
we can't fall back on the
it's all Phil Kessel's doing. No.
You could say, well, instead of Phil Kessel
it's Mitch Marner. Fine, whatever. I mean
I don't care at this point. He's there
and he's putting up points. And he is
in a, our biggest problem
and it was not with Tyler Bozak
personally, was always
he's the first line center on a team where he shouldn't be.
Yeah. He is not a first
line center. He is now, he's now playing
I think some of the best hockey of his career in a
second third line role we took it a little too far and by we i i just mean like the leafs hockey
community i personally feel bad i don't think most do but i personally feel a little bit bad
i mean just because now it's funny he's dad bozak yeah he's the he's he's got it and he's got the
cutest kid imaginable canon bozak a great name yeah he's he's but he's he's dead i'm gonna name
my kid after a freaking gun like that is awesome yeah i mean he's definitely gonna play in the whl
let's be honest.
For sure, yeah, absolutely.
But Cannon Bozak,
there's a lot of letters
going on there.
He has to have a slap shot
with a name like that.
Oh my god.
If you don't have a slap shot
with a name like that,
come on.
At 60 kilometers an hour,
yeah, you can't have
a rubber arm slap shot.
No, no, no.
Gotta be good.
He's the dad now.
We gotta take a break.
When we come back,
we're gonna talk a little bit more
about the fact that the Leafs
are on a bye wait.
It's amazing that we've been
able to focus 25 minutes
of this show
on the Toronto Maple Leafs
who have not played
and will not play
for like seven straight days.
I think that's what makes Leafs fans great
Alright, so Steve, I gotta know
Because you were the one who was there
You got a behind-the-scenes look
You get to talk to the players
How was the Winter Classic?
And it's our first episode since
You'll have to ask someone who was in St. Louis, Adam
I was at the Centennial Classic
I mean, let's be honest, that's what it was
No, there was a Winter Classic
It was the Centennial Classic
You know what, we had Brian Adams
They had Nelly
They had Nelly in St. Louis
They also had Wayne Gretzky
And we had Wayne Gretzky
Which was the craziest thing ever
How did we have Wayne Gretzky too?
Wait, was that the same day?
It was the next day
Next day
What did we wait for?
Did he come?
He just came
Just for the celebration
He did a ceremony
I was watching
I was about to get on a plane
To Florida
Because I went to Florida
Of course
Again
I went back to Florida
I was watching on the Sportsnet app
So I didn't see all of it
I saw a good chunk of the game
It was a little bit of a strange ceremony
They start with
and here's Wayne Gretzky, and he comes out in big ovation,
and a bunch of men 40 years older than Wayne Gretzky.
There was no continuity.
Was it the top 100 players of all time thing?
Yes, but then they also did, like, I can't even remember.
They brought out Dave Keon and Johnny Bauer,
but they were separated somehow.
Anyway, it was neat.
So, yeah, I was at both days.
I was at the Alumni Game and the Centennial Classic itself as a reporter, allegedly.
So what I did both days, what I did both days, because I had seats.
Hard allegedly.
Oh, yeah.
I had seats.
That seems entire life.
I work allegedly.
And I was working allegedly.
What I would do is I'd wear my winter coat, I'd put my jersey over the coat, and then
with about five minutes to go in the third, I took the jersey off and put my press pass
on and went down to go
cover it. I loved your
all the chirps you were getting. You took a picture
and you had the jersey on over
your coat. They're like, oh, someone was enjoying
the holidays. First of all, yes, I was.
First of all, you don't need
to make a joke about me being supposedly
fat. I was fat.
Okay, but it's okay.
I worked out like three times since then, so it's all
gone now. God, I haven't even done that.
As I adjust my
shirt to make sure nothing's showing.
And I got to go down there, and it's like walking into your television from childhood.
It's bizarre.
Like, Dave Anderchuk's there, and he looks a little different from how I remember him,
but it's Dave Anderchuk.
And there's Felix effing Potvin.
And you finally met him.
Well, I finally met him for free.
The last time I met him, I paid $30 for his autograph.
Oh, that's BS.
Ten years ago.
Nine or ten years ago.
Yeah, he was there.
Who else did I talk to?
Dmitry Yuskevich.
I loved him as a kid.
And Brian McCabe.
That was neat because he's still kind of in the thick of it, right?
He's got some kind of role with the Florida Panthers.
I learned some cool things.
I didn't know Dmitry Yuskevich used to coach Nikita Zaitsev.
I didn't know that either.
Yeah.
Back in the KHL on Sabir, Novosibirsk, I think.
It was Yushkevich's rookie year as an assistant coach in that league,
and it was Zaitsev's rookie year as a player.
Okay.
What did he say about him?
He said he's doing great.
Good.
He's doing great.
I joke, I figure out hockey when I'm 29, he's 25, he's already better.
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
I liked seeing him and Markov out there together
because my favorite memories of those two were shutting down the Pittsburgh Penguins,
Specifically Yarmir Yager
In Cujo's first year
Yeah and Markov
With the
Jerk move of all time
Giving the Yag salute
I'm pretty sure
If I'm not mistaken
I was at that game
Cause I was at
In Pittsburgh?
Oh that was in Pittsburgh?
I think it was in Pittsburgh
Okay I wasn't at that one
I was at a game where
I was at
Game
I want to say four
Maybe five
You've brought this up before
Yeah and they were
Like we were singing
Like goodbye
We were laughing at Yager
For slamming the penalty box
At the end of the game
Sylvia and Kote
Scored the first goal
It was a 4-1 Leafs win
and that was not
how it was supposed
like Pittsburgh
was supposed to roll
no that series ended
in overtime
yeah but sorry
that particular game
oh right
was a 4-1 Leafs win
and I remember
that being a surprise
like people were like
Leafs are not supposed
to be winning this
and they were never
supposed to get past
Philadelphia in the
first round too
and it was amazing
Cujo man
Cujo
seriously Cujo
speaking of Cujo
so okay
what is
what is the notorious
thing about men's
change rooms
at the gym
smelly the old dude who's walking around just not caring because he's just and the naked the older
the nakeder yeah right true that was very true when it came to the alumni locker room and i
refrained from putting this in the video but the older the player was the more likely i was so you
saw mike palm with your naked no he was fully clothed oh okay um i think he uh yeah because
he would have maybe needed help taking off his equipment
after that freaking save.
That was a hell of a save.
It was so good that he was like, and done.
Yeah, because he probably had bruising on his entire side of his body.
Yeah, he said he wrenched his back.
I bet.
But he was up right after the game.
But I'm walking around the room, and Mike Gardner,
one of the older players, oh, oh, it's just a towel.
Borya Salming, oh, oh boy.
Yeah, but Borya Salming is in such good shape,
you almost want to, right?
All the Leafs alumni were calling him Skeletor.
He doesn't have an ounce of fat on his body.
I saw him walking around the Eaton Center in downtown Toronto once,
and I was like, damn, dude, really?
He's one of the oldest, if not the oldest player on that team,
and he might have been the most fit.
It wouldn't surprise me at all.
And you know, he's got his own underwear line in Sweden.
Wow.
It's called Boria.
That's cool.
Well, I wish he was wearing them.
It's too bad he wasn't.
I looked it up actually
It's like multi-colored boxer briefs
I need to look this up
Did you see Shady in the locker room
After he scored that goal
Was he naked
No you know why because he was in the Red Wings one
And I wanted to go to the Red Wings one
But there wasn't time
It's just a jungle
These things you know you get in there
You get a few quotes and everyone wants to
Just get out as fast as possible
And you know I'm done and I finally go
okay are the red wings still open and they go no the room's already locked oh i'm like the room's
already locked how did they that's a record breaker and especially because they're the
visiting team probably not as many people want to talk to them but the reason i brought up curtis
joseph is i really wanted to talk to him really wanted to talk to him but i see he's standing
there talking to some people probably his family i'm like okay i'll let him talk and also just a
jock just a jock and i'm like you know what i'll wait for him to finish talking to his family and
put some pants on and then his family you know he's done talking to them now he's talking to
some teammates still waiting for him to put some pants on i waited about 10 minutes for curtis
joseph to put his pants on and i'm like i'm just gonna leave so i didn't end up talking to curtis
joseph because he wouldn't put his pants on amazing story i would i mean it's a locker room
it's it's his business right why wouldn't you just go up to him i know i realistically i should
have just been like, hey, Mr. Joseph, do you
mind? And he would have been like, oh, yeah, sure.
Just one second. And then he would have put his pants on.
Or maybe not.
Dude, it's walking into
my pre-teen television
and telling someone that
I grew up admiring, excuse me, sir, can you put some
pants on?
Wow. It was very trippy.
It was a very weird experience.
Is Cujo still in good shape?
I mean, he only
stopped playing a few years ago. Yeah, that's what I mean.
I always wonder what happens to NHL
like almost right after they finish, you know, like, is it, is it a gradual process that
they become normal people or is it like over the course of the summer?
It completely depends on the type of people they are, the type of build.
Luke Shen and Brayden Shen, for example, they work really hard to keep weight off because
they love to eat.
They'll eat the entire house and they struggle with it.
So I think when they retire, like, you might see that pudge come out pretty quick.
But other guys, like Cody Eakin, I remember talking to him when he was trying out for the Canadian World Junior Team.
They had him on something like a 3,500-calorie-a-day diet.
Wow.
And this kid was like, oh, 160, 170 pounds, 5'10", 5'11".
God, I would just eat peanut butter.
I would just sit in my room with a spoon and a jar of peanut butter and eat it.
You don't do that anyways?
Well, I do, but I would do it more.
3,500 calories.
That's Thanksgiving dinner and dessert every day.
Wow.
I heard the same about Nikita Filatov before they kind of changed philosophy about how nutrition works.
Columbus basically told him, shove food down your gut.
And he just ate and ate and ate until he threw up.
Doesn't look like that.
He ate until he threw up.
And it's not uncommon.
and I heard another guy
who would have been
on the Guelph Storm
but they said
can you put on 30 pounds
over the summer
no
how do you put on 30 pounds
over the summer
so this poor guy
ate and ate and ate
and ate and ate
and he's on this
ridiculous diet
just eating eating
eating constantly
problem was he worked
at the garden center
by our house
what's a garden center
well it's
you're going to sweat
well you're going to
sweat a lot
first of all
and you're going to
be working hard
and you're going to
eat in kind of
unsanitary conditions
tapeworm
no
so you're not
putting on 30 pounds
with tapeworm.
And he could have made
the Guelph Storm.
Wow.
He was a good player.
You know what?
To me, that's idiotic.
If that's not your body type,
that'd be like asking
Jesse, can you put on
30 pounds?
Jesse cannot put on
30 pounds like that.
At least Jesse's
six-something.
Jesse's NHL height.
If I put on 30 pounds,
I'd probably still
kind of look normal.
Yeah, you would.
It would spread.
Jesse putting on 30 pounds
would look a lot better
than me putting on 30 pounds.
Yeah, me too.
I know what me
with 30 pounds extra
looks like it's not pretty.
I don't know how
there's a lot of
there's a lot of toast
by which to spread
that butter upon
when it comes to Jesse.
Yes.
Let's rewind a bit.
How did we get here?
Oh, who's in good shape?
I mean,
they were all in pretty good shape.
I figured Borea would be like
in like unbelievable
No, they were all
calling him Skeletor.
Brian McCabe
specifically I saw
call him Skeletor.
Imagine being
he just ripped
imagine being a guy
confident enough
to call Borea
Skeletor
because that would not be me.
Like, how confident would you be just calling him a peer?
Like, hey, you know, it's just like, you know, you and I,
like former Leafs defenseman, you know.
Spory solving.
Spory solving, man.
So that was just the day before.
Yeah.
The next day, the Centennial Classic.
So I got out of my seat when it was 4-2.
And I get to the top of the section to watch the rest of the game.
Where does this sound familiar?
Oh, my God.
It kind of sounds like Dave Alter's Game 7 score.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
So, standing there, Dylan Larkin makes it 4-3,
and I'm just like, oh, God.
And I joke with the security guard next to me.
I go, it's too cold to go to overtime.
She's like, ah.
How was she like?
Yeah, that's how I'd react to a joke like that, too.
I know.
It was very much a pity laugh.
And then the second the Red Wings score,
she just turns around, this is your fault.
So the Dangle Kings works with strangers as well.
This is your fault
You said it's too cold
To go into overtime
I'm like I'm sorry
She knows
This is the Leafs
They do it all the time
She's like you should know better
Anyway and then Matthews
Wins it in overtime
Hold on
Hold on
Okay sorry
Tell me
Because that was the most
Exciting overtime
In the history of overtime
Tell me what it was like
When Austin scored
Everyone freaked out
I wanted to get
A good shot of it
And that just wasn't
Going to happen
Because it was a combination
Of everyone
Jumping up at once
Half of them to celebrate
And half of them to leave
Leave BMO Field immediately
Yeah
To get out before the rush
And getting out was
I don't understand why people do that
You're never going to beat the rush
How are you leaving before overtime?
Yeah
The last game I ever went to at the Gardens
It went to overtime
And my dad said
Do you want to leave?
And I go
Dad
It's overtime
Do you want to disown me?
Yeah
Are you serious?
This is the last game
I'm ever going to get to go to here
And sure enough
Rest in peace
Toronto Maple Leaf
Igor Korolev
Igor Korolev scored
the overtime winner
against the
Tampa Bay Lightning
5-4
but what was
really funny
so the Red Wings
tie it right
and then I gotta
move out of the way
for all these people
going back to their
seats
because they had
already left
they're like
oh the Leafs won
and I guess they
hadn't left the
grounds yet
and they hear
everyone go
no
so they go
ah crap
and they go back
to their seats
okay alright
how much did
average cost
take it to a game
like that
two, three hundred bucks? I mean, at least
a hundred and fifty bucks. Why are you
leaving early when you paid
that much money? I'm not leaving a game that
I paid thirty dollars for early.
Both times. I've been, okay, so
Tampa, in the last two times I've gone, they've
been outscored, I think it's
eleven to three in the two games I
went to. I stayed till the bitter
end both times. I don't get up from
the table until my food is done,
and I don't get up from my seat until
the game is done. Thank you. Thank you.
I don't know why you would do that.
But anyway, Matthews scores.
And of course it's Matthews, too.
Had to be.
I just laughed.
I just laughed.
We've got to go on Sportsnet 590, the fan.
When you download the show at Sportsnet.ca, or you can download us on iTunes as well,
we're going to talk about the NHL temporarily eliminating third jerseys next year,
plus what the Edmonton Oilers and New Jersey Devils are potentially planning with their jerseys.
And these are some huge changes, maybe.
Maybe.
So you can download the show, like I said, on iTunes or Sportsnet.ca.
This is the Panago Pizza Steve Dangle Podcast,
brought to you by Panago, of course.
It's what's on the inside that counts.
So, we've got to talk about your trade tree with Tom Kervers
before we get to the NHL jersey thing.
Oh, and a correction.
Jesse informed me that Kadri's 20-goal year
was the year after the lockout year.
Right.
That would make sense.
It was like 15 the lockout year.
He scored 18 the lockout year.
Oh, that was pretty good.
He was on pace for like 35.
Gee, in 48 games, pretty good.
Ain't bad, ain't bad.
So, Tom Kervers, what was the interesting thing about that?
oh yeah so this is by the way an article you can read at sportsnet.ca we're going to condense it a
little bit yeah probably my largest trade tree so uh it happened in 1990 the Leafs so it was great
I did my research for this but Gord Stelic wrote a really good post in 2014 about the trade and
he's very fair um because I don't know because that's the kind of guy Gord is he's a nice man
But I'm reading the things he's saying and going
The Leafs are nuts
So basically they started
The 1989-90 season
Rough
Not even catastrophically
Just rough
And they wanted to be better
And they were allowing an average of 6 goals a game
Which is brutal
So they want to improve
So they need defensive help
So they go to the Devils
We want Tom Curvers
Tom Curvers was a good defenseman
At the time
And so the Leafs trade
Their 1991
First rounder
Tom Curvers improves the Leafs pretty significantly.
Leafs make the playoffs, they get knocked out in the first round, but whatever.
They made the playoffs.
They made the playoffs.
They lost to the St. Louis Blues, I believe.
So now the Leafs get this, they got this gap.
This 1991 firsts.
Now the 1991 draft is significant because the most highly touted prospect
of like the last dozen years is going to go first overall.
Little whippersnapper by the name of Eric Lindros
Can't give him up
Can't give him up
It would be a laughing stock
But that's not a problem
We were a playoff team last year
We got this Tom Kervers guy
We're going to be fine
Very, very, very similarly to the 0-9-10 season
After the Leafs traded their first round pick
For Phil Kessel
The Leafs start 0
Sorry, 1-9-1
1-9 and fun
1-9 and fun
And the 1 was a tie
Right, yeah, because there were ties
Genuine tie.
Yeah, genuine tie back then.
And so right now the Leafs are going, oh, my God, what do we do?
What do we do?
Because really it's just a PR nightmare.
It's nothing other than that, right?
Yeah, and I was talking about, I don't know if he's technically my boss.
Let's go with one of my bosses, Mike Cormack.
He's telling me all these little things about this trade.
It's just so awful.
So the Leafs panic right away because they don't want to stink.
But you get the Quebec Nordiques who are almost as bad
And they go we're happy to stink
We want the first overall pick
So the Leafs and Nordiques make this ridiculous
Sham of a trade where the Leafs trade them
A prospect
And two second rounders
For just three vets
Who weren't even that good
But they were whatever
They were vets, they were warm bodies
Made the Leafs a little bit better
Made the Nordiques a little bit worse
The Leafs finished second last
so
Nordiques go first
overall
they get Eric Lindros
that's a story
for another day
New Jersey
not New Jersey
San Jose
the expansion
San Jose Sharks
they'd never played
a game in the NHL yet
they are awarded
the second overall pick
Jeff Friesen
Pat Falloon
oh
wow
who
it's funny
people look back
on that
and they
dump on the Sharks
because they could have
had all these
other players
Peter Forsberg
was another one
and yeah
sure that would have
been better
But Petfaloon was fine
Yeah
He wasn't a bad player
Third overall
Lou Lamorello
And the New Jersey Devils select
Scott Niedermeyer
Rough
Now here's where it gets even worse
Tom Curvers
Went from really good
To just garbage overnight
Garbage overnight
The season where the Leafs finished second last there
He had
I think it was three assists in 19 games
That's it
Just randomly he went from
like almost a point-of-game defenseman to just nothing so they trade him to vancouver for this
guy named brian bradley who is a really good goal scorer he comes to toronto and again nothing
can't do a damn thing so the expansion draft happens the next year for the tampa bay lightning
because the league was doing all kinds of expansion the lightning grabbed brian bradley
from the leafs so the leafs trade scott needemeyer for tom curvers curvers for brian bradley lose him
in the expansion draft, and the next
year, his first season with the
Tampa Bay Lightning, Brian Bradley scores 42
goals.
Wow.
The only thing that
makes, the only redeeming factor of the trade
is
Quebec didn't do much
with the picks they were given. I think they turned it into
like Martin Gelina, who's pretty good,
but wasn't
the worst. I don't
know. I have one
trade that I want to look at,
that I think might be worse,
but if I can't find
a really good reason
for why it's worse,
this is the worst trade
in Toronto Maple Leafs history.
That's crazy.
And again,
you know,
Gordon Stalick
wrote a really good blog
about sort of justifying it.
It made sense.
They didn't think
they'd be that bad.
They had a reason to believe
they wouldn't be that bad
and Tom Curvis was good.
Here's my question.
Actually, you know what?
I think I know
what trade you're thinking of.
I'm not going to say
because I don't want to wreck it
but I think I know exactly
what trade you're thinking of
because I can think of
one trade that turned out worse
here I'm going to
I'm going to cover
cover my mouth for the camera
yeah
that's the one
I've got to look it up
and it's not just because of
the draft
but it was the player
they initially sent
oh it's
that's a bad trade too
it's horrendous
but
they did get some
quality back
okay this isn't helping
anybody
this isn't helping anybody
but I think they all know
what trade I'm talking about
it's by far the worst trade
in Leafs history. To me, by far. Younger fans think
it's Rask for Raycroft. That was
bad. That was bad. But this is way worse.
This is, yeah. Way, way worse.
We're talking
like Rask
at the end of his career,
will he make the Hall of Fame? Maybe.
Who knows? Maybe.
Scott Niedermeyer is
like an all-timer.
And the other person is an
all-timer as well. And it's interesting
with this trade because
had it not been for the
gross incompetence on the team
that we made the trade with, they would have
easily, easily won several Stanley Cups.
Oh, the best part of that trade is they goofed it up too.
Yeah. Yeah. So we're
just going to leave that. We're going to leave that.
Alright, so
NHL will temporarily eliminate
temporarily, and this is just a report, temporarily
eliminate third jerseys next year to make it easy for
Adidas to kind of get everything into production.
You know what?
I don't have a problem with that.
I don't have a problem with that.
I was wondering myself, are the third jerseys getting a little out of control anyway?
Are we doing a little too much with the extra jerseys?
Not many teams do them well.
I don't think.
Not many teams do them well.
And you look at, I mean, I kind of, I hate like what the Cavaliers do with their t-shirt jerseys.
I think those are the worst.
Have you seen those?
That's an NBA wide thing now.
I hate that.
Like they all wear them on Christmas Day.
Have the Raptors done it?
But the Cavs wear it, they seem to wear it a lot more than anybody else.
They're in more, like, national TV games.
And that's where they like to wear them.
So they have to wear them in national TV games.
Yeah, like on Christmas Day, they're all wearing the t-shirt jerseys.
That makes sense.
So the Cavs are always in the national games.
Are they going to slowly, like, just make those the jerseys?
I don't think so.
No, and they're bad, and the players hate them.
LeBron, like, tore the sleeves off his.
He, like, on TV was like...
Is it, like, to prevent injuries?
No, it's just because they want to sell something different.
No, yeah, it's just to sell.
they would tell you
it might be compression
but I highly doubt it
I look at baseball
and I'm not saying
that we should follow
everything baseball does
but the Yankees
are the Yankees
the Yankees wear
their home and away
there's got to be
a happy medium
because baseball
is painfully stubborn
yes
but I kind of
you know what
to me the Leafs
are the Leafs
the Leafs
and if I had my way
the Leaf logo
that we're currently
wearing now
would have never
been changed
in the first place.
That was one of the original logos.
I would have kept that.
I think that's important.
The Chicago Blackhawks never changed their logo.
Montreal Canadiens never changed their logo.
Detroit Red Wings never changed.
Stop changing it.
The reason I heard, I don't know if it's true,
Harold Ballard changed the original Leaf because it wasn't trademarked.
So it was harder to make money off of it.
I don't know if that's true.
But that had already changed because the 67 Leafs were like a different
They wore the Leafs alternate from a couple years ago
That everyone owns a Joffrey Lupo version of
I almost put Phil Kessel on the back of mine
Man, how many
Although I probably should, I should just put Kessel
Tweet us and tell us your nuts Leafs jersey
Well, a couple years ago people used to ask us who should I get
And I'm like, nobody who is current
Get a legend, get Doug Gilmore
Man, I remember having a conversation with a buddy who always got Leafs jerseys with a Leaf on the back.
And I said, no one, but if you had to get someone, Jonas Gustafsson.
Oh!
Dude, because he was like the one thing to talk about in town.
For a little while.
You put that on someone?
He didn't do it.
Oh, okay.
Jesse has a Jonas Gustafsson jersey.
I do, but I did not pay for it.
He was given it.
There's a person in the world with a Jonas Gustafson tattoo.
Have you ever seen that?
No.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, can I just...
You just got to put on waivers.
Sorry.
Yes, you did.
Quickly want to mention, so I'm at the Tampa Bay-Nashville game.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
And I quickly want to mention this before I forget it.
You know what?
I'll hold on to it.
But remind me there was a leaf element to the Tampa Bay-Nashville game.
We got to stay on the jersey thing.
Jesse, you're going to have to remind him.
Okay, so...
That is the wrong guy to put that on.
Are we...
Can we...
Can we...
My question always was with the third jerseys,
Can we save them for something like the Winter Classic?
For something like it's a special game against a rival and it's a nationally televised game?
I hope the Leafs wear their Centennial Classic jerseys again.
Can't just be a one and done.
It might be.
It might be.
I don't know.
I just wonder, can we do that?
Because that would be cool.
Are they better than our current jerseys?
No.
I really like them.
You didn't like them at first, though, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I liked them a lot.
I'm a huge fan.
You know what?
I really like them from the front.
what bugs me
is from the back
it's just the lightning
it's just the lightning
well
I like the centennial patch
that they just added
that's cool
but
you're a centennial patch
it's a really cool jersey
from the back
it's the lightning
it's just the lightning man
that's fair
wow
god
that is a good jersey though
remember how much we hated it at first
yeah
I didn't hate it
I hated the leak version
which I said was a fake
and it was
and it was poorly lit
and it was poorly lit
and it was not the right
It looks like a baby jersey or a toddler jersey.
Yeah, which always look like crap.
Unless they're on an adorable baby.
Yeah, they have to be on the baby.
Paperweight, sorry, Adam.
Blob of nothingness.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
All right, Edmonton.
They are apparently dropping their blue jerseys for the orange next year.
No!
I think Oilers fans, correct me if I'm wrong,
I think Oilers fans love those jerseys.
The orange ones?
I think they're hideous.
They like the 80s versions.
I get it.
I get it.
I think Calgary should switch back to the 80s version of the Calgary Flames jersey.
I love the Calgary Flames 80s.
I didn't mind that.
The red-yellow?
I didn't mind that.
Just leave it at that.
It's orange.
Orange, man.
I like the blue with orange accompanying the blue.
Like, as an accent?
Orange!
With orange piping, you could say?
God, like, you don't need to make your defensemen look like pylons more than they already do.
Like, come on.
We're in a playoff spot!
I know, I'm just teasing you!
Speaking of pylons, who's pylons?
That's his hometown.
Dion Phaneuf.
From Edmonton.
I thought you were talking about Rich Pilon.
No.
I wasn't talking about Rich Pilon.
Wow, man.
No one is ever talking about Rich Pilon.
There used to be a defenseman in the league whose name was Pilon.
I don't think we can ignore that.
There used to be a guy who was named Satan.
That also happened.
Who never played for the Devils.
That's wrong.
It is wrong.
Lou should have been like
I know I'm a fuddy-duddy
But just this one thing
Let me have this one
This one thing
Plus he was also really good
We're also going to trade
For Steve Hines
And let him wear 57
Lou's the kind of guy
Yeah we talked about that
On the show
Lou is the kind of guy
That would pick up Hines
And go no you can't wear 57
Because
Because I'm asserting
My dominance
You wear number two
Yeah
Yeah for sure
So yeah
A lot of people are complaining
I kind of don't mind
The Oilers and Orange
only because
I don't care
it's their business
the 80s
the 80s colors man
I'm into it
I'm into it
go Oilers
well okay
I think Orange
I think Connor McDavid
and Orange
are kind of synonymous now
because that's kind of
when they started
the whole thing
so if that's where
you're going with
then go with it
don't switch back
yeah I'd like it
if Jersey
if people stopped
switching
you know who's
third jerseys
are terrible
sorry New York
but the Islanders
NY black jerseys
are awful
It's like, you know what I don't feel like doing?
Making this jersey that I've been commissioned to make.
So I'm going to put an N and a Y and make the rest of it black.
You know what New Jersey, or not New Jersey.
You know what the Islanders said like 20 years ago?
You could probably look it up on YouTube.
No more silly jerseys.
Remember that?
They said that?
They got rid of the Captain Highliner jerseys and they said, I think in front of the arena,
they go, no more silly jerseys.
And they went back to their old NY logo and everyone was like, yeah.
It's kind of cool.
Yeah.
And what have they done since?
Nothing but silly jerseys.
Actually, that's not true.
They got it right for a while.
They did.
They were in the playoffs a couple years ago.
I like those jerseys.
Just believe it, guys.
Listen, here's the thing.
We're going to be orange now.
No, what are you doing?
The reason they changed the jerseys is to get people to buy them, right?
Because you want to have an updated jersey.
How'd that work?
The way you get people to buy your shit is to win.
Look at the Yankees.
Even I own a Yankees hat because I went to New York and I was like,
I am at Yankee Stadium
and I am buying a damn hat
because I'm here
because this is the most
storied franchise
in North America
and I'm buying a damn hat.
How about the Jays?
It's the only hat
that I've ever had that fits.
How about the Jays?
They clearly,
our parent company
at Rogers
owns the Jays.
When they bought the Jays,
they changed the logo
to this terrible
black jersey.
The cartoon bird.
Yeah.
Everything back then
was cartoon
and sharp.
Yes.
Gotta make them
sharp and threatening.
But it was a cartoon
So it couldn't be
And also the team
Was the least threatening
Baseball team
We've ever fielded
We're the Blue Jays
What color is their jersey?
Black
What?
Yeah
The amount of merchandise
They sold in the last two years
Because they brought
So good
Because they brought
These 70s, 80s jersey back
Because that's what
Everybody wants
Because that's a great
Looking jersey
People bought those jerseys
En masse
Before they were even good
And then they got good
Yeah
In the summer
You can't look left or right
Without CNJ stuff
No, because they did it right.
Leave it.
You got it right, leave it.
Oh, they're going to.
They're not changing.
Oh, the Jays are not going to change it.
And the Leafs are not going to change it.
I'm just saying, if you find something good, stick with it.
Like, Montreal.
They stuck with it.
And we made fun of them one year, their centennial year, they had like 14 jerseys.
Yeah.
But does Montreal ever have trouble selling hockey jerseys?
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
and it's also
right now
I would say
the hockey jersey business
for an NHL team
is quite small
compared to
even say concessions
I would say concessions
bring in double the money
that a hockey jersey would
over the course of a year
I'm sure we could get
some info on that
I'm sure we could
do we all have to buy
new jerseys next year
when Adidas gets them?
no
no
I'm getting the one this year
I still haven't got it yet
should you just hold off
so then you'll have
the most current jersey
listen to me
getting indignant
like I was ever
going to pay for anything
I don't want the sport logic one
I want to
you know
or the sport
We're fanatics.
Fanatics.
What was it?
Andrew Berkshire's company.
I don't want the analytics jersey.
I do want the analytics jersey.
No, I don't know if I want the fanatics jersey.
I don't know.
I think this is a fanatic shirt, actually.
That's a nice shirt.
A lot of merchandise now is being made by fanatics.
A lot of NHL merch that I've seen is like their hoodies are just this press-on glossy thing.
And if you fold it the wrong way, and if the temperature changes, it wrecks it when you go to pull it apart.
Mrs. Dangle went to get me a sweater for Christmas, and I wear it.
She gave it to me early because she's like, well, it got wrecked, and they wouldn't exchange it.
They wouldn't exchange it?
I can't remember.
They were going to—it wasn't—they didn't completely rip her off.
They gave her an option.
They gave her an option, but she's like, screw it.
I'll just give it to them.
So she gave it to me before Christmas.
It's that gray
It's the hoodie that's just like the shirt
Okay
Steve's wearing a gray maple shirt
Well, it's on camera too
You're right
75% of our audience is on
70%
Anyway
And I like that
Well, it's on YouTube
And you can look it up
You can look it up, you fuck
You fuck
There you go
No, but yeah, it was folded
on the logo
on the logo
and it got ripped
and torn
and it happened
to a world cup
thing of mine too
I don't know why
companies start
well no okay
sorry
I do know why
companies make it that way
it's cheap
profit
yeah
that's why I'm
very careful
when I invest in
when it comes to
to stuff
because I want it to last
because it's so expensive
I have a Leafs hoodie
that I hang up
specifically for that reason
because it's
and it's the new
it's the new logo
I just didn't want
I didn't want it to get bent and stuff out of shape
And that sort of thing
Anyway
Patrick Laine
Has a concussion
Mother of God what a hit
Have you guys both seen it?
Yes
McCann laid it into him
McCabe
McCabe
Jake McCabe
Now
When I look at that hit
It looks
Pretty routine
That hit should come with a jingle after it
Ding ding ding
It's squeaky clean
When a Winnipeg Jet fan looks at it, he left his feet, he hit his head.
It's mythical.
He dropped an elbow.
No.
He burned down his house.
He slashed his tires.
Made fun of your mom, personally.
My mom.
My mom, personally.
Your mom.
Before going out and hitting Patrick Lyon.
Disgraced all of her, said all of her cooking sucks.
Your most beloved childhood things.
My mom's peanut butter and honey sandwiches, which were my favorite things that my mom used to make.
They're like peanut butter and garbage.
Whoa.
Peanut butter and hot garbage, said McCabe.
Oh, okay, Jesse's got the hit here.
I wanted to look up if Jake McCabe is the same guy who hit Joey Hisham in Junior.
My God.
Lennon has the puck when he's being hit.
Yep, he's eligible to be hit.
Ironically, McCabe got really injured on this play
because Shifley cross-checked him in the friggin' face.
Yeah, and nobody's talking about how that might be a little unfair.
Now, I want to have a look at this one more time.
And I'm looking at the...
Oh, this is audio.
The thing is that he doesn't leave his feet.
He doesn't.
And the reason it looks like he's leaving his feet
is because the thing underneath your skate
that holds the blade in,
whatever the hell that's called,
is white.
Yeah, I don't actually know what that's called.
I don't know what that's called either.
I don't feel so bad.
The handle.
The thing he uses is a handle.
I like handle.
Anyway.
But yeah, sometimes you just get lit and...
You get lit.
Goodness gracious.
I feel bad for him though
and I feel bad for Jets fans
because that sucks.
I saw some people talking about taking
You know
Maybe we should take that kind of hit out of the game
Then you gotta get rid of hitting
Altogether he didn't hit him in the head
It wasn't predatory
Had it been Bufflin on Eichel
Had it been Bufflin on Eichel
And it's the exact same hit
You don't complain
No
Well Jets fans don't complain
I'm sure Sabres fans would
He was not out from the impact of the hit
That is a clean hit
Especially when he hits the ice
And then he hits the ice
If anybody doubts me
Watch the ice level
Replay
Watch the ice level
Replay of it
It is a clean
You can't take
Clean hits out of the game
I remember reading comments
Somebody was like
If
If Laine took one step
To the right
It would have been
A knee on knee
And illegal
Well he didn't
So
So that makes it
A not legal hit
You know
If I had invested in Google
In the late 90s
You'd be
You didn't
You didn't
You don't get to say that
Like, what are we talking about?
You don't get to say it.
That's called grasping at straws.
Yeah, it's, well, and I'm not delighting on this
because I think Winnipeg deserves a great hockey team
and they deserve a superstar like Patrick Leinick.
Yeah, I mean, Shifley jumped in.
I mean, Bufflin was right there.
I mean, McCabe might be lucky that it was Shifley and not Bufflin.
I would take Shifley over Bufflin.
For sure.
I'd take Shifley coming at me with a stick over Dustin Bufflin.
So would even, so would.
But it's, I mean, Shifley fed him a, you know,
as Don Cherry would say, a suey.
That's a good old-fashioned suicide pass.
What's this that we're looking at here?
Jake McCabe hit on Daniel something?
Paella?
Oh, boy.
There's another guy who looks pretty confused.
Is that the one you're looking for?
No.
Who hit?
Type in Joey Hisham Memorial Cup hit.
It might not have been Jake McCabe.
I hope everybody's at home Googling along with us.
I know.
I saw this hit live.
Are we able to put these hits in the actual video, or is that illegal?
Maybe
I think it might be okay
We should look it up
NHL I think has an agreement
As long
I don't know about the audio
Yeah
Video might be okay
Yeah well we can't put the audio
That's the video
Yeah
And also we can't
We're talking
We're the audio
Well that's right
What's it
Did you want me to look it up
Type in
Joey Hishon
H-I-S-H-O-N
Memorial Cup
Hit
Greatest album ever
Jesus
Anyway
No I saw
I saw some ridiculous
Brayden McNabb
Brayden McNabb
Okay wrong guy
Sorry
I saw some ridiculous
Feedback to this
One was the Jets fans
Who were mad
Which is understandable
Like I don't even
I get it
I don't hold it against them
Had it been Austin Matthews
I would have been like
No
I'd be mad
But I wouldn't be saying things
Like he left his feet
When he didn't
No that's true
Like I mean
You can't just say things
That aren't true
You can't just say things
That aren't there
But one I saw was
You know
I don't understand
Why Mark Shifley
Had to attack him
After a clean hit
Where's your soul?
First of all, I don't want to be your friend
Because I know you would never have my back
Ever
My god
It's not about
Second of all, Shively doesn't have slow-mo replay
It's not Halo
He doesn't have Cortana
Showing him stuff in his visor
Okay
He's not wearing a special visor
That shows him replay
Phantom cam
You know what would be hilarious?
as if Lion-A was on the ice
and all the Jets players
got together and went,
wow, great hit.
That was very clean.
Fair.
Fair.
They take off their helmet
and give him a tip of the hat.
Of course he went after him.
Or you just keep playing
and let him lie there dead.
Just keep playing.
Play around him.
It was a clean hit.
He needs to learn.
You get indignant about,
Patrick,
we had the puck there
and now we don't.
Do you want to answer that?
Do you want to tell me
why we don't have the puck anymore?
Of course he just went down
because you had to take that hit.
Yeah.
Well, thanks.
Thanks for that.
Way to contribute there, Rook.
Like, where's your soul?
I, look, I get, I think we have said similar things in the past.
Why do you need to fight after a clean hit?
That's a devastating, devastating hit, clean or not.
He knocked out arguably your team's top offensive weapon.
Certainly top offensive rookie, for sure.
Yeah.
You're not going to respond?
No, you're going to respond.
And it's good that he did.
You're going to respond as long as fighting is five minutes.
And by the way, had he not responded, you know that Don Cherry would have gone on national
TV and been like, nobody responded, nobody likes this kid.
Oh, he's definitely going to be like, oh, Shifley, Shifley, good Ontario kid, stick
it up for his teammate, there you go, there you go, for kids.
And then he's going to rip.
He should rip Shifley for that pass.
Yes, he's going to rip Shifley for the pass.
Good on him for sticking up for line A. Kids, never do this stupid stuff.
Head down.
He's right.
You know what?
I'm with Don on that one.
Don't do that.
Don't do...
Do not...
You know what a suicide pass
looks like at the NHL level.
You know.
Oh, man.
That's a bad one.
Lastly...
Not lastly,
but Bobby Ryan
makes $7.5 million.
What happened here?
He was a scratch.
He was a healthy scratch.
And there was an issue
acknowledged.
It was an issue acknowledged
even by Bobby Ryan himself,
but they're keeping it
in the clubhouse.
Issue is
he's not good at hockey.
I think that might be
They sure are paying
A lot of money for him
They sure are
That
You know I would say
I hope it's not just
That he's bad
Well
I think it was
No no
I mean I would understand
That more
No I think there's
An issue here
Does he have no move?
I will check
I wonder if he gets
Protected
Yeah I was gonna say
He might be selected
For Las Vegas
Bobby Ryan
Said it was
There was a thing
That was resolved
But he said, I'm going to keep it in the clubhouse.
And I think Boucher said the same thing.
Guy Boucher.
So for some reason, I could see Guy Boucher's face, but I couldn't say his name.
You were going to say, like, Bond villain.
Bond villain.
He had him on a table, and he was going to cut him in half with a laser.
We're keeping it in the clubhouse.
No, I'm fine.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
I love the senators.
Is that a big deal thing
If you scratch a star player for a game
Is that like a big deal clubhouse issue
Or is it a I slept in for practice
And I should know better and I get it
Well this is the thing
Tyler Sagan gets hung out to dry
When he's late for a practice
Evander Kane gets hung out to dry
Nazem Kadri
What do you get? Four games?
Three games for the Leafs?
It was the rest of the year
I think it was three games
but like
have a seat
Nas
you know
it was one of those
situations where
they just wanted to
send a new message
or message new regime
and all that
and also the Leafs
were terrible anyway
so it didn't really matter
yeah
who knows
maybe they were
trying to take
Horacek mate
am I right
oh that was the
Horacek team
I think too
I wonder if that was
Horacek's decision
doubtful
no I think it was
Shani
Shani
I think it was Shani
I don't think Horacek
was making many decisions
I think he was just there
no
he was executing
you know what I think
that's great Pete
poor guy
I think he was
hung out to dry
yep
but
are the Sens
doing him a favor
by keeping it private
or
are they just
creating more questions
well
because I think
they're doing him a favor
to be honest
I think that
out of respect to him
they are doing him a favor
but I wonder
if he's not the cause
of whatever happened
but we don't know
I would assume he is
we don't know
here's the difference though
Kadri was like a guy
in his early 20s
so was Kane
so it was Sagan
I mean
Ho-Sang
got ripped to shreds
and I think he was still
junior eligible
Bobby Ryan was drafted
in 2005
behind Sidney Crosby
or was it 2006?
ah
she's 29
she's 29
yeah like
that guy's almost 30 man
Ottawa also can't be
he can't be like
oh a young player
Ottawa can't be
can't afford to pay
Bobby Ryan
if he's not producing
right?
because they're not a team
where it's like the least
where you just pay
a whole bunch of guys
if he's not performing
they can pay him 7 million
It's okay, we're the least, we got money
Ottawa has an internal cap
They can't afford to pay him $7 million
And him not produce a $7 million play
So was he just healthy scratched
Or was he suspended by the team?
Because I think if there's a suspension
It was a healthy scratch
Okay, because if there's a suspension
I think there's a little bit of money involved
They can't be happy with him
No, it was obviously something that
But they're moving on from it
How long is Bobby Ryan's contract?
Till forever
Till 2022
Yeah
There's a lot of contracts
To go till 2022
Stop
Was he one of those
Pre
Lockout
No
No he wasn't
I think he might have been
I don't think so
When does it start
I think it was right after
They got him after the lockout
I don't remember
They got him in
2015
Signing
Signing date
October 2nd
2014
Sorry
It was
You know why
It's because
Ottawa has a harder time
getting players like that
through free agency
or at least that was
the prevailing thought
at the time
where Ottawa has always
been a great drafting team
so I've never understood
why they would go after
someone like that
and has Bobby Ryan
when that contract
was signed
had Bobby Ryan
ever to that point
played like a
seven and a half
million dollar player
he showed flashes
but consistently
no
in a year
by the way
the report today
that JVR
could get like
high fives
on his new contract
come on
Come on.
That was a report today that JVR would only get a high five?
If the number you're calling with doesn't start with at least a six,
he's going to hang up.
Well, if the Leafs can get him at high five, he's at low five right now.
Great, keep him.
He's at a low four.
Is he low four?
No, he's 5.25.
4.25.
Joffrey Lupo, I think, is 5.25.
Oh, right.
See, I would pay 5.5 for James Van Riemsdijk.
Absolutely.
Bobby Ryan's goal totals in Anaheim, 31, 35, 34, 31.
Yeah, you locked that up.
That's 7.25.
What's he got since then?
Since then, in Ottawa, he's 23, 18, 22, and 7.
Oh, baby!
So.
I don't think he would, honestly, I think he was a good player on a great team.
Oh, baby.
Who got some great power play time.
Oh, baby.
I would have looked at how many of those goals are power play, because that matters.
That shit matters.
I think he actually was what people accused Phil Kessel of being.
Yes, yes.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think he was too.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
The Sens sure need to resolve that one.
Not to mention they're paying Dion Phaneuf a fuckload of money.
$14.5 billion for Bobby Ryan and Dion Phaneuf.
Till forever.
And you wonder, how do Senator fans exist?
How do they exist?
But how are they second in the Atlantic?
They're doing great.
so Las Vegas
you want a fresh
Bobby Ryan
I don't know
does he have a new move
he does have a new move
then nope
I mean
maybe he waves it
if I were him
I'd go to Vegas
why not
make his life hell
for the rest of the year
and hopefully
he wants to leave
this is how it starts man
you know
scratch him a whole bunch
and get out of here
that's how it starts
eee
I mean
that's commendable
that's commendable
for Guy Boucher
in the sense that he is
or sorry
that that team
is as good as they are
and they're not getting that
out of a 7.5 million dollar player
How does Guy Boucher not win the Jack Adams this year?
John Tortorella.
Mike Babcock.
Mike Babcock should be in the conversation.
They're not going to give it to him.
They won't.
Mike Babcock would be lucky if he ever got it again.
I don't know if he ever got it.
Oh, did he never get it?
I don't know if he ever got it.
Did John Quinville ever get it?
Yes.
He did at one time.
But wasn't it a long time ago?
Yeah.
It was like pre...
He was with St. Louis.
He was with St. Louis.
What?
Crazy.
Well, yeah.
Was he St. Louis or Avalanche?
he was an assistant
with Avalanche
when they won the cup
the first time
I think
I have this vision
of him going crazy
on the bench
behind Mark Crawford
maybe I'm wrong
when did he perfect
that glare of his
when he was playing
with the Leafs
by the way
Joel Quinville
did the mustache exist
got his in 2000
with the St. Louis Blues
as if that was
the last time
Joel Quinville
was the best coach
in the league
this is what I'm saying
about the Jack Adams
it's a joke
Steve
it is the overachieving award
Joel Quinville clearly
hit his peak
17 years ago.
Yeah.
Clearly.
I mean, he hasn't done
shit since.
Oh my God.
I know.
This is what I'm saying, man.
When Chris Pronger
was at his height
and the captain of the
Salem's,
that's what it was.
It's an absolute joke.
Absolute joke.
Yeah, seriously.
When Grant Feer
was still the goalie.
That's embarrassing.
You know who we would've said
if we had a podcast
at the time?
Joel Quinville better
thank Chris Pronger
for his Jack Adams.
And Al McInnes.
And Al McInnes.
Holy shit.
Like, you got one of the
best defensive bearings
of the generation.
Well, that clearly means
that he didn't deserve it.
He peaked 17 years ago.
You fucking smartass.
That's pretty funny, man.
That's pretty funny.
Can I tell you about
the Tampa-Nashville game?
Yeah, finally, man.
Okay, so first things first.
I have to tell you about...
You're the realist.
I'm the realist.
I walk into Amelie Arena.
I eat your brains.
I go into Amelie Arena.
Nicky.
Nicky.
And there is a...
I'm sorry about your breakup
with Meek, by the way.
Oh, my God.
That was silly.
I went into
Emily Arena
and there is
a Leafs jersey in there.
Which is sort of surprising
because it's a
Tampa-Nashville game.
Although there are
those assholes
that go to games
and just wear
whatever jersey they feel.
I've been that asshole.
No.
I know.
See, now that to me
is a jersey foul.
You know what?
If you're not a fan
of either team...
100% it is.
I walked into the arena
and the second I walked in
I'm like,
what am I doing?
I saw a Sens-Sabres game in Ottawa, and I just wanted to be...
See, I saw a Jays-Marlins game in Miami, and I saw people there with Roughriders, Saskatchewan
Roughrider jerseys on.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I saw that at the Alumni game, too.
I saw a couple Edmonton Oilers jerseys at the Alumni game.
I'm like, what is this?
I'm an Oiler fan!
Hey!
Oiler fan!
Who was on the back?
Oiler fan!
I saw a McDavid and then a blank one.
No.
Like, if you have Gretzky, I'm like, all right, Gretzky's there.
That's kind of neat.
But no.
Maybe they're going to go see Wayne Gretzky and get it signed.
Nope.
Just, McDavid!
If you wear a McDavid North America jersey, I would get behind that a little more.
Because you're just, maybe that's the only jersey you own.
Yeah, but no.
What are you doing?
We're a team that's blank.
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
Seriously.
So I walk in there and there's a guy in a Leafs jersey.
So it's not totally surprising because Tampa and Florida in general
is where most of southern Ontario, when they retire, go to West.
And Arizona.
And Arizona, yeah.
Well, no, Arizona's mostly the West, though.
I find Calgarians and Edmontonians and people from Vancouver
tend to stay in Vancouver because the weather's nice.
But if they need some sunshine, because there isn't much in the wintertime,
from what I understand, you go to Arizona.
Here, and in the eastern provinces and stuff, we all end up in Florida.
And my parents are down there.
That's why I say that.
and it was an older man wearing a Leafs jersey.
Now, it is a Leafs third jersey,
the same one that was in the playoffs a couple years ago
that had the 19...
Yeah, loophole, right?
That's what I call it, the loophole jersey.
The 1967 patch on it, okay?
So, whose name was on the back?
So, was it a member of the 2013 playoff team?
No.
No?
Was it a much older Leaf?
No.
Did it look like a knockoff?
No.
Is it a member of the current Leafs?
No.
What the f-
Alexander Steen.
No.
No, no.
It would be-
It's later-
Late model.
It's a player that played after the Leafs were in the playoffs last time.
After?
After.
After.
After, yeah.
You said like-
Oh, David Clarkson.
David Clarkson?
Or, oh, there's-
Who are you thinking of?
Do you want a guy?
Go ahead.
I should have probably said Dave Boland.
Ah.
13-gamer.
13-game leafer.
Dave Boland.
Was it Boland?
David Steckle.
Oh!
David Steckle.
I was like, wait a second.
That's Dave Steckle's grandfather.
That has to be Dave Steckle's grandparent.
I love seeing jerseys of marginal players because I'm like, that's their family.
That's their family.
He has to.
I don't know where Dave Steckle's from, but I was like, that has to be a family member.
AHL games are great for that.
Marley's games?
Whenever you see...
I saw a Nathan Parrott jersey once.
I'm like, mm-hmm.
Maybe.
Nathan Parrott.
Maybe.
No, we sat behind, like, oh, God, who was it?
It was, like, Thomas McCollum's family or something.
Yes.
Man, who wears, like, a named AHL jersey on the road?
Parents.
Parents.
That's who.
Yeah.
And if you're not, I'm sorry, but that's my assumption.
So I'm fairly sure I saw Dave Steckle's either grandfather or great-uncle or something like that.
Fairly sure.
I could not bring the bag of free stuff back
Because I still couldn't
It's so big
So my parents are driving it up
From Florida
They're driving it
They'll be home
It'll be white
It'll be like chocolate that turns white
They're driving it home
So we'll get it at the beginning of February
The thing I want to say though
Is Tampa looks awful
They look like an awful hockey team
And here's the thing
They're injured to bloody hell
Yes, I get that
But when you still have some of the players they have
Like really, the marquee guy is Stamkos
And he's not playing
They still got the triplets, right?
Yeah
And Tyler Johnson still scored
Is Jerome out?
I don't think so
No
Braden Point was becoming a big part of their team
And he got hurt for a month or two
Here's what their offensive zone entry looked like
Okay
You get to the Nashville blue line
You pass it back to someone who's behind you
About 5 feet
And then you pass it across the ice
So the idea is
To draw players in
Pass it back, pass it across the ice
And then make your entry
That was their
I saw them do it time after time after time
And literally it failed
Every time, they couldn't even pass
The blue line
And you could see the fans, the fans were even pointing it out
That's how blatantly obvious it is
Because when the fans are like, stop passing it back and carry it across.
Like, most fans are not X's and O's people.
Did you get to see Subban?
No.
Wow, so Nashville didn't even have their best defender.
No.
Nashville lit the place up.
What was the score?
Six to one.
Oh, goodness.
It was, I honestly, if any team is going to lose their playoff position,
which I know Tampa doesn't really have right now, I don't think.
No, they're six.
They're back.
Yeah.
They
They're what's screwing up
The playoff picture
I think
Because healthy
They're in
Whether they're first
Second or third
Is neither here nor there
They're in
Then it becomes
Between the Leafs
And the Sens
I think
And well
And then there's the Bruins
We're not giving the Bruins
Any credit
I think they're in a spot
Right now
But
Is Tampa that good
If losing
Yes he's their star player
Like this will be interesting
If they're like
6, 7, 8 points out
then they get Stamkos back
and all these guys
can they pull it together
at the end of the season?
Which I think they could
but it's interesting
how much a guy like
Stephen Stamkos would add.
Because wow.
Yeah, well the problem
is as much as him though.
Yeah, but
you don't get
you don't have Bishop
playing at a Vesna level.
Well, they had Vasilevsky.
He's not Vesna-worthy Bishop.
And this is the thing
with Tampa.
Oh, we'll just go
with Vasilevsky.
Well,
but he's not what Bishop was yet.
I think he has the potential to be.
But then Bishop wasn't even Bishop, and then he got hurt.
Well, I saw Bishop play at the beginning of December.
He didn't look good either.
Sometimes stuff happens, man.
The Panthers, too.
Well, top two on their first line around.
Barkov and Huberto.
Like, that's a huge issue, and people go,
well, it's because Gallant's not there.
No, it's Barkov and Huberto.
And Luongo's been injured at times.
I don't think they started the season with Ekblad.
Malgan just got hurt.
I mean, every team goes through injuries, for sure.
But they have had bad ones.
Oh, Bukestad missed like a month.
It was so bad in Tampa.
The first period was so bad that when they said,
last minute of play in the first period,
someone said, thank fucking God.
That was the...
This guy was a great chirper.
He was chirping the whole game.
He was fantastic.
But that was like, yeah.
And it's funny because Tampa does things a little bit differently.
You can tell business-wise that they're not going to make their big money off of ticket sales.
Where they're going to make their money is jersey sales and concessions.
Because it's like $15 for a burger there.
It's crazy.
Wow.
Crazy.
Yeah, I paid $15 for a burger and fries.
But you can't do that in Florida.
What's the difference between, how far apart are Tampa and Sunrise?
About a three-hour drive, I think.
It's a three- or four-hour drive.
It's far.
It's Miami.
It's like Calgary-Edmonton.
Yeah.
Because it seems like Tampa is way healthier than Sunrise in terms of a hockey market.
I know Tampa won the Cup one time.
They are passionate.
They're passionate fans.
It's a three-hour drive.
That's it.
You've got to see.
I know.
It's far.
You've got to see.
You guys have got to come down and see a Lightning game.
I know I say this all the time.
That is a passionate, knowledgeable fan base from what I've seen.
They remind me of Nashville fans.
they're like the same thing.
The market that people don't take as seriously
as other markets, but the markets themselves.
Hurricanes.
Hurricanes too.
And it's funny, being there,
it was kind of like you could sense
how angry people were getting
because they know this team is better than this.
And I'm like, and it really,
their major problem the entire game
was offensive zone entry.
They couldn't do it.
They can't do it.
I don't know what it is.
And I wonder if it's not,
like if someone doesn't have to have a conversation
with John Cooper to like,
hey, you have Kucherov, you have Tyler Johnson,
you've got these guys that are still much better
than most players on most teams.
How is this happening?
What's more frustrating?
Not being able to keep the puck out of your net
or not being able to put the puck in the opponent's net?
Not being able to put the puck in the opponent's net.
This year's Leafs team is frustrating in that regard.
But at least they can score.
At least they can score, comma, two.
Yes
Last year they couldn't even do that
And it was heartbreaking
And it's funny looking at how
Leafs that were on the team last year
Are doing
Parenteau can still score
But he scored last year
Grabner already has twice as many goals
What did he have
And Cagri too
So Grabner has four goals then
No
He had nine goals last year
He had nine goals
He's already got 18
Now his shooting percentage is crazy high
But if you take the amount of shots
If you take his shooting percentage
From last year and apply it to this year's shots
He would have 7 goals
So he'd still be well ahead of
He'd be on pace for like a 15 goal season
The Leafs were
Genuinely unlucky last year
Kadri man
Kadri was rough
Rough last year
Now he might be shooting a little high
Hey I'm happy
take the bad luck last year
oh yeah
you talk about the one time
I'm happy the Leafs were unlucky
feel bad for Lightning fans and I feel bad for
there just seems to be some seriously genuine
frustration there like people were just
it was like
there's just a
we know Toronto fans know this
when there's something wrong and you can't
fix it because you think you've got
you might have the answer you think you got part of the
answer you might think you have the whole answer
You might be arrogant enough to think you have the whole answer
And literally there's nothing you can do because you don't work for the team
Defensive hockey is so frustrating
I saw it
I was so happy
The Marlies beat the Albany Devils
Last year
Because every time the Devils would get up
They'd get the puck, hit center
Dump it, get the puck
Clog the neutral zone, get the puck
Dump it, dump it, dump it
And then if you finally got it in and their goalie was good
I don't know how the hell the Marlies
won that game
won that series
barely did
alright now
Dickie Clune
series winner
couple things we need to do
first off
Hockey Night in Cinema
this weekend in London
so excited
that snuck up
it sure did
snuck up a little bit
we're already
midway through January
this weekend
you have a message
from Kenny Burley
that you asked me
to remind you about
yes
yeah
Kenny Burley
he's the guy
who made us those pictures
exactly
and he actually
where we go
Kenny Kenny Kenny
so here's what Kenny asked
and this
Kenny will be at
Hockey Night in Cinema
so if you want to talk to Kenny
or order any of Kenny's prints
and by the way
they are awesome
follow him at
kburleyart
on Twitter
he said
good morning Adam
I was hoping
you could help me out
can you ask the listeners
of the podcast
to tweet me
slash
or make a reddit list
of the best hashtags
created by the STP
it's going into a new piece
I'm creating
so that's what Kenny's
looking for
kburleyart
burley is spelled
B-U-R-L-E-Y
A-R-T. I'm into it, Kenny.
That should be fun.
That should be really fun. Hockey Night Cinema
should be a blast. There's a lot of seats!
How many people are coming? I think it's 400?
Well, I don't know if it's sold out yet.
It's sold. They're free.
If you want to be there, there are
remaining spots. We
heard there was a certain
number left, and then we checked
the next day, and
that number had decreased significantly.
Right. So, get on that.
And some people have had to cancel last minute.
yep and we get that
and we appreciate the fact
there was one guy
who actually tweeted us
and said guys I'm sorry
I can't make it
and what he tweeted us
was a thing that
excuse me
saying that he had
rescinded his
reservation
essentially he went back
to Eventbrite
and said hey
I'm going to give
the ticket back
which is great
because that means
that someone else
will get it
and so we really
appreciate you doing that
if you can't come
for the love of God
yeah
give that ticket up
in the event
we forget to post the link
if you just do a quick
Twitter search of
Hockey Night in Cinema
all one word
it'll come up
yep
it'll be a tweet
from
we'll get Jesse to remind you
to tweet out the link
yeah there you go
oh
you were supposed to remind Adam
to talk about something
the Tampa Bay
okay good
yeah
so we're good
I remembered
we're on track
after you said it
after we talked about it
let's do the press conference
the Presser
S
D
P
the Steve Dangle
press conference
Before you ask your question, Jesse.
Yes.
I asked a question on Reddit before the holidays.
Actually, nine days ago, because we're January 10th.
Am I the worst?
Your options are yes and yes.
Happy New Year.
What is your podcast resolution?
So these are our New Year's resolutions from our podcast listeners.
From Fred Long, 4257, get into the nucleus of caring.
Well, it's obviously working, Fred.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
The nucleus of caring is a top place right now.
From Thunder1022, try to be as much of a devoted fan to the Leafs as Adam is to the Habs.
Man, that is caught fire for a second.
Like, everybody is on me about the Habs, and I hate it.
It's caught flambé.
Caught flambé.
Adam.
I hate you.
Adam.
From Sharp, to get Levi Maestro to a Leafs game where he can sing, but not sing the anthem
song with interpretive dance.
No, he just stands there.
Wow.
have you seen the panthers guy who paints a picture while singing the anthem there's a what
yeah so he paints a picture and you're like what the hell is this guy drawing and then he turns it
upside down at the very end and it's like uh that iconic picture of a bunch of soldiers uh pushing
up a flag but like the thing is the guy is like it's kind of a cool gimmick but like he's not
exactly an opera singer
I'm going to try
podcast resolution
from Luke
I'm going to try to
forgive Jeremy Bracco
for being an American
and making me really sad
on January 5th
I know
and he just got traded too
he did
for everything
for a bunch of
7 year olds
yeah 7 and 8
and a 9 year old
so I believe
the package
that Windsor traded
to get Jeremy Bracco
from the
Kitchener Rangers
involved a
2023 pick
a 2024 pick, and a 2025 pick.
That's crazy.
That's the OHL.
That's the CHL.
Oh, here it is.
Here, Jesse, you want to read that?
Yeah, so, in exchange, the Spitfires have sent right winger Cole Carter
and defenseman Andrew Burns, along with Windsor's second round picks
in 2023, 2024, and 2025.
Wow.
Spitfires also get Kitchener's eighth round pick in 2017
and Kitchener's 13th round pick
in 2018.
13th round pick.
What are you doing?
No, we really need that 13
for this Bracco deal to go through.
I can really use your help
following Jeremy Bracco, guys,
because I'm blocked
by the Windsor Spitfires on Twitter.
Why?
I can't remember exactly why.
I don't remember what the tweet was
that broke the Twitter camel's back.
but years ago
the Windsor Spitfires
Twitter person
was a complete jerk off
and blocked like a lot of people
for calling them out
on being a complete jerk off
and so yeah
I can't follow the spits
by the way
my favorite
can everybody get together
and get the Windsor Spitfires
to unblock Steve
yeah
can you just tweet the Spitfires
and be like
hey guys
can you unblock Steve
unless it's the same person
doing it
in which case
I just called him a jerk off
several times
well you could just think
he was a Russian guy
named Jerk Off
oh
Related to Mr. Yankov
God, I wish you were there
For that story, man
I know, I know
He was so good
Have you listened to that episode?
I have
Oh, you know what?
I saw him at the Centennial Classic
Ken Reed?
Yeah, I
Him
Yeah, sorry
You've got to be specific on the him
Matt Martin fights Steve Ott
And of course everyone's going
Ah
And Mrs. Dangle points
She goes
Someone's pointing at you
I look over
It's Ken Reed
He goes
Hey
Urgh
Makes a big fist
Like yeah
Fighting
Ken's the man
I don't remember what I was just talking about
oh yeah he was just a total jerk off
and when I covered Junior
remember how I talked about how I had
beef with that one London Knights guy
and that made me kind of hate the Knights
the Windsor Spitfires were the
nicest most
accommodating team and
like the Knights had this pompous
thing about them. We're the Knights. We are the London
Knights and you have to
oh you want John Tavares? Not today
Meanwhile, the Spits were in the middle of winning back-to-back Memorial Cups,
had Zach Kassian, who was a huge deal at the time,
had Ryan Ellis, who was a huge deal at the time,
Taylor Hall, who was a huge deal at the time,
Greg Nemish, who was a huge deal at the time,
Adam Henrik, who was a huge deal at the time.
They were stacked to the gills.
Oh, and our friend Rob Quit.
Oh, the guy we grew up with.
Ryan Ellis' defense partner led the league in plus-minus that year.
Wow.
I know, random.
He didn't remember me when I interviewed him.
It was kind of humiliating.
anyway
they had everybody
and they were so accommodating
and then I got blocked
by them on Twitter
because their guy
eventually went to
another team
but oh
do you know
where their social media
guy is now?
I don't
I don't
it's hard to follow
they all go everywhere
I wonder if it was the same
if you went for that
internship position
with the baseball team
where you had to
sell tickets and
make popcorn
he was a grown man
Adam
he was a grown ass man
he played left wing
You also run Twitter at the same time.
How dare you?
How dare you?
That was one of my favorite stories of all time.
All right, Jesse, questions.
Question.
Most upvoted question this week.
Since we all know that the pictures he put up on social media
were clearly fake and photoshopped,
Adam, how was your week-long secret getaway
to your hometown of Montreal?
How cold were you?
Bon.
Bon.
Bon.
alright
it's bon
sounds like me
in French class
bonnet
next question
yeah when did you
just stop trying
in French
uh
grade 7
cause we had a teacher
we could just
completely humiliate
you know those teachers
where the class
gets the upper hand
oh
man
we ran
she was also
our music teacher
we ran rough shot
on this teacher
like I
my entire
band
I don't know
how I passed band
in grade 8
7 or grade 8
because I was a drummer
and I was terrible
and I used to just chase people
around the classroom
with my drumsticks
and poke them.
That was all,
because when you poke someone
with a drumstick,
it hurts.
So that was my whole,
we would play a song,
the whole thing.
I can tell you exactly
how you passed
because this is how
I passed grade 10 math.
The teacher's worried
they're just going to get you again.
True.
So they're like,
ah, there you go.
Now you're someone else's problem.
True.
True.
Thank you, Mr. Israel,
if you're listening.
No, I didn't pass that class,
but thank you.
Z19Z
writes
I work in a restaurant
and one of the customers
that comes in
every so often
is Gary Bettman
cool
I've introduced myself
actually went to the same
high school as his kids
and whenever he comes in
I try to have a brief
conversation with him
while being mindful
that I'm a server
and he's a customer
just looking to be out
with his family
so I don't want to bother
him too much
good
one of my co-workers
and I keep joking
about the questions
I should
or more rather
should not be asking him
I want to know two things
What is the most outlandish thing
That you would ask him
If you were in my shoes
And two
What question would you genuinely want to ask him
Sorry that this was not a short post
Zach
Don't apologize for that Zach
I had the opportunity to meet him
He was right next to me
At the Centennial Classic
And I didn't feel like it
I don't need to meet Gary Bettman
um so what would i ask him what would i ask him i mean we've talked about it on the show how
you're never gonna get a genuine answer out of this person i would no and that's and that's fair
that's fair that's his job i would rather ask him he probably who sent that zach zach he probably
gives you more genuine answers than he gives any reporter yeah for sure you know i would just ask
him about the kind of guy he is. By all
accounts, I've heard he's a nice man. Me too.
By all accounts. Honestly, I've heard he's a
very agreeable guy, but you know,
the thing is that you have to remember that Gary Bettman
we know versus what he probably
is, is very different, right? He's
acting on behalf of the league. That's his job. I assume
he's a good person. Yeah. I assume
everyone is a good person. Outside
of their job, I
assume, I think it's a good way to go
about life. Assume people are good
until you prove different.
In his job, I just can't fucking stand him.
Yeah, I disagree with his policies a lot.
It's not even his policies.
Like, I just, I can't stand fake people.
It's always good when you find out a fake person.
If there was a way, you know the truth serum from Harry Potter?
Whatever the heck that was called.
I've never seen Harry Potter.
Something juice, whatever it was.
Anyway.
Gin and juice.
Yes.
From the doggy style potion book.
Yes, with my mind on my Quidditch.
uh I uh I would love to hear his stories about owners if I if you could ever get Gary Bettman
to be candid in a place where he wouldn't be threatened with you know his future like I would
love to see Gary Bettman post NHL career where he's retired and and then has this attitude like
I don't give a fuck I'm gonna come out and say everything I would love to hear some of the crazy
conversations he's had because those listen the ownership groups in every city are so different
and when you get especially the guys that are the single owners the guys that own the team on their
own like a peter carmanos something like that they're they're in that position because a lot
of times they're a little bit crazy right people who are that rich are usually a little bit crazy
and i'm sure there's a little bit of a lot of crazy going on with every team and i would just
love to hear the stories of the back and forth
of the CBA.
I'm sure there's an owner, at least
one, who's a gigantic pain in the ass and will
call him at 1 a.m. just because he can't.
You know what I mean? I would love to know
that. Everyone's brain works a little different.
Even Richard Petty, who was not an owner,
but he was very high up.
His book on success
in the business world starts with
he didn't like the popcorn at the Air Canada
Center. Or no, Maple Leaf Gardens.
Maple Leaf Gardens, yeah. He talked about that here.
Yeah. He still remembers.
how bad it was.
Bad popcorn
and an overdone hot dog
I believe is what he said.
And he said we didn't have
the kitchen room to do it.
Yeah, so I did this
and that and that
and he's more than happy
to tell you about that.
He's just a different dude.
Different dude.
He won't tell you about
oh yeah, and then we made
this trade and then we made
that trade.
It's we made the food better.
You know, that's just different.
Zach, if I were you
I assume you know his kids.
I would say, you know,
I went to school with
whatever their names are
and do you ever get to
watch games with them?
Like you know
We always see you on TV
Talking to this fancy guy
That fancy guy
You ever just get to
Lay you know
Just chill
And watch a game
With your family
That's cool
That's a good question
That's what I would ask
I want to know
Who gave him that
I would say
I have this podcast
Can you hold this cookie
Above your head
No no no
Holy shit
Jesse's best ofs
While we were gone
Those were great
Well it's you guys
I know
But
I had a really good time
Man we sure are
I agree
I told you about how I don't care to meet Gary Bettman.
I don't know what I would ever ask him.
No, I know, I know.
Listen, if I don't make fun of you,
if I don't tease you,
we don't have a show.
No, I know.
It also gets to a point, though,
where, okay, it's our job to talk about these things,
and I get upset about Gary Bettman sometimes.
Me too.
And I've said some awful things about him.
It would be pretty disingenuous
if I walked up to him and shook his hand and said hello.
Would it?
I think.
After the things I've said,
like let's not pretend
like I like this person
yeah don't act like
you don't have an opinion
on him
yeah my opinion is
I can't stand this man
it doesn't mean you
can't respect the man
and that's the thing
is that I will
sure
I think there are
some things that he's done
and I've been very vocal
about them
but that doesn't mean
just because I disagree
with someone
doesn't mean I can't
go up and shake their hand
and go listen
you're on your side
I'm on my side
but I can shake your hand
I think it's unfair
to not let him know
that you feel that way
like if you just go
up to him and pretend
that you don't already
have feelings
at the same time
it would be psychotic
to be like
hi Gary
I disagree with this
yeah
I think this is where
I disagree with him
this is where I disagree
with him
outside of that
if I meet him personally
I'll shake his hand
and go
nice to meet you
if someone introduced me
to him
of course
I would
yeah
I would never
just walk up
I've had several
opportunities
and I also think
if you're
listen
so to answer
Zach's question
I would
I would stay away
from talking to him
about hockey
he's so sick of it
yes
and believe me
that goes for
every NHLer
everybody connected
with the game
and this is not
an insult
unless they're at
a public event
where you're there
like it's a fan fest
or something like that
believe me
these guys don't want
to talk about hockey
that's how they live
Mike Babcock shows up
did you guys see
the Centennial Winter Classic
behind the scenes stuff
Babcock was there
at 5.30 in the morning
which means he got up
at like 4.30
and they get
what time did the game start
those were done really well
really well
the epic stuff
also the blueprint
you know for
as secretive
as this Leafs team
has been about stuff
I mean the epics was really good
the blueprints were really good
amazing
I mean they get to control
the
you know how the team is
perceived
sure
but it's still
a far
it's a better look at
than what you would have otherwise
yeah
I
I would say this
if you meet those guys
just say hey
really
you know
love watching you play
don't want to bug you
that's always my thing
love watching you play
don't want to bug you
nice to meet you
move on
if you want to get a picture
you should get a picture
whatever
but if you stand there
and you talk to them
about hockey for 20 minutes
unless they bring it up
chances are
they're probably like
mmm
I don't want to talk about it
but you could
let's say you're at a concert
and be like
hey
isn't Metallica great
yeah I love this album
then bang
then you've started
a genuine conversation
there you go
Gary Bettman had a Metallica concert
absolutely
that's why I picked him
or Gary Bettman
you look over
it's just little Gary Bettman
say your prayers
Gary Bettman
what is the best
um
uh
Ru-Tang album
Liquid Swords
obviously
well now
see you're at a restaurant
what's your favorite
food item
from around the league
what's your
favorite thing
you've eaten
from around the league
or maybe
it doesn't have to be
around the league
you don't have to
interview him
just talk to him
he's a guy
you disagree
again
that's why I say
you disagree
with the man
right
that's why you can
go up to D.A.R.E.
and go hey
it's great to meet you
you can disagree
with the man
but that doesn't mean
that you can't be civil
and even enjoy
each other's company
you don't have to
agree with everybody
to enjoy their company.
It's weird.
Like I've talked smack
about Alex Burrows before
and then
I was at Smash Fest
this past summer
the charity ping pong tournament
and
oh god
who won?
Oh what the hell
is his name?
Patrick Eves.
And Alex Burrows
was one of the better players
in the tournament
but Eves beat him
so he signed a ball
and gave it to Burrows
as a joke.
But then they just
started using the ball
and balls are going
flying all over
the place at this thing
they're always ending up
by your feet
and one lands at my feet and I pick it up
and it's a signed ball
and I read it, it's Patrick Eves
addressed to Alex Burrows
so it's not just a signed ball, it's addressed to someone
I should go return it to that someone
so I found Alex Burrows and I gave it to him
and we exchanged smiles
it wasn't a conversation
it was just a friendly moment
and then he does that thing to Morgan Riley
and I just completely tee off on the guy
I call him garbage, I hold up a garbage can
and say this is Alex Burrows
Like, I can't have that nice little moment with Burroughs again.
Well, I could, but it would be phony of me.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Like, here's the thing.
I disagree strongly with Don Cherry on many things.
This wasn't criticism, though.
I called him garbage.
Okay.
It's not.
I don't like the way he plays.
I literally called him trash.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I couldn't, in good conscience, interview Alexi Emelin after saying he looks like bad breath.
Which I have said.
All right.
Well, guys, we've got to wrap it up because we're running out of time, unfortunately, in the studio.
But love you both.
We've got to go.
Thank you so much for listening.
First episode of 2017.
That was fun.
It was.
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