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The number three overall selection in the 2016 NHL Draft belongs to Columbus Blue Jackets.
Columbus moves up two positions, five to three, will select third.
That leaves Winnipeg and Toronto.
The Leafs enter tonight with a 20% chance to win the lottery.
The Jets held a 7.5% chance to win the lottery.
Jets General Manager Kevin Chevalier, Maple Leaf President Brendan Chanahan,
and Austin Matthews in Finland look to Bill Daly to reveal who will win the first overall selection.
Bill?
The first overall selection in the 2016 NHL Draft belongs to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Yeah!
Yes!
God, even better than the 10th time around, isn't it?
Oh, you know what's great?
You know what's great?
What's great?
I've seen so many people complain, saying that it's unfair, and that the draft is rigged,
and that Leaf fans are already acting like they won the cup.
You know what's weird about all those things people are saying?
Is it doesn't take away the fact that the Leafs are the first overall pick!
Woo!
The center of the universe wins again
Shut up, you're second, we're first
I don't think Leaf fans are acting like we won the cup
I think we're acting like we won the damn draft lottery
Which is good enough
By the way, nobody in Toronto has said
This is good enough
It's like, this is a great next step
Alright, we know, we know where we're at
Thank you world, you don't need to tell us where we're at
We realize we've lost a lot, thank you
Would you rather pick first or not first?
The answer's first, shut up.
The answer is always, always first.
Now, hang on.
Shut up, here's the first overall pick, go Leafs.
I have got one of the best reactions I've ever seen,
and it was sent to us by at Hyperbolic Mike,
and then retweeted by Brendan Shanahan.
Yes, I didn't realize that.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
We won!
I can't believe it!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Go Leafs, go!
Yeah!
So he tweeted that directly at me, right?
At all of us.
All three of us.
At all of us.
Yeah.
British Shane Henry tweeted that?
Yeah.
Well, don't I feel special.
And he's from Arizona.
He's a Leafs fan in Arizona.
Oh.
That's why his house is so beautiful and big because houses don't cost as much there and
the weather's so nice and the grass is so green.
Yeah.
That guy's dressed like he's at the pool or something.
Well, he looks like a very fancy man, you might say.
He's incredibly fancy.
My favorite part of that video
Isn't just that he's literally
Trembling with joy
Oh my god
Shaking at the hands
It's his poor child
Who probably thinks something is wrong with her father
His child was definitely terrified
That video by the way
Has like
Has 132 retweets
And 351 likes
Wow that's not enough
No it's not
That's not enough
We ran it on
We ran it on breakfast television yesterday
Nice
Oh there you go
Yeah like I
I went digging, and obviously that one was...
Did you tell him that?
I don't think I did.
I ran it on Kiss, too.
Well, if you're a listener of the show, you were on National...
Wait, National?
Well, BT's not National.
Toronto-wide.
Toronto.
Good enough.
And then we ran it in eight markets on the radio, too.
There you go.
But yeah, I mean, that was how it felt.
The problem right now, I'm facing an issue, gentlemen, and I'm hoping you can help me
out with this.
The problem is that I expected to start the show with a whole bunch of Leafs stuff.
Oh, yes.
But then the Calgary Flames went and did a thing, and now that's kind of the top story,
but we still have to get to all the Leafs stuff.
So do we talk about the Calgary Flames right now?
Because I think that's what we should do.
No, they know their place on the totem pole.
Next break.
Next break.
We'll talk about the Calgary Flames later then.
No, I'm kidding.
Okay.
No, you want to do it now?
No, no, no.
Let's go Leafs.
But obviously, yeah, we've got to talk about Hartley because that's a big deal.
Because that is an interesting thing.
I also got some interesting stuff for later in the show as well, including some vintage dangle.
Oh, no!
I was tweeting that stuff.
Vintage dangle is going to be great.
Now, let's talk about the first thing, which is the interview that Austin Matthews did after the announcement was made.
Now, I've never seen such an enthralled human being.
He didn't look quite as miserable as Conor McDavid did after the draft.
No.
However, he didn't look very excited.
So here's him, Darren Millard.
The number one prospect, Auston Matthews, looking on from Finland.
What was that like to watch this drama?
Yeah, very nerve-wracking, but I know a lot of mixed emotions,
But, you know, it's definitely pretty exciting to be a part of.
Are you more relieved now or excited?
I think a little bit of both.
You know, it's nice to have a little bit of clarity.
You know, nothing's set in stone.
And, you know, there's still a ways away from the draft.
So I'm just trying to stay in the moment right now and, you know, enjoy my time here and focus on the World Championships.
How much did you look at the teams with the higher odds,
like the Toronto Maple Leafs, like the Edmonton Oilers,
and going on down the list?
Not too much.
I try not to really focus on that and kind of stay away.
And, you know, whatever happens, happens.
You know, it'll work out for itself.
Okay, what time is it there right now in Helsinki?
Yeah, 3, 3.30, something.
Okay, there you go.
Go to bed then.
So God bless Darren Millard
Because first off
An interview like that
When you've got
It's called a
Like when you've got
A double ender basically
When you've got two
Two faces
And it's a long
Sort of interview
Across you know
An ocean
There's going to be a delay
Oh I don't even like
When there's a slight delay
On the phone
And you're
And you're
And you're just
Can I
I hate that
It's awkward
Imagine having to deal
With that
Doing a
TV interview
And if anybody
And then you're doing it
At 3am
Finish time
3.30
Yeah okay
So here's the difference
Everyone's like
Well why aren't you
Ripping on him
Like you ripped on
Connor McDavid
Okay first of all
McDavid looked
Legitimately miserable
He did
Yeah
Not just not excited
Which Matthew's
Is kind of just like
Yeah alright whatever
Indifferent
Yeah he looks a little
McDavid looked
Legitimately sad
He looks
He looks a little
I noticed
Before every interview
He sucks his teeth
A little bit
He goes
A little
Yeah
Some people have that tick
It's a hockey thing
What I thought about
You think so?
The first person I thought about
Was Phil Kessel
Because Phil Kessel
Always did that
He did it a lot
He did that a lot
I don't want anybody
To freak out though
I guess is the point
What is he supposed to say?
And also McDavid was here
He was here
It was like 7 o'clock
7.30
Maybe 8 o'clock
When that happened to Connor
Right
This kid
It's the middle of the night
Hockey players
Professional hockey players
Are very particular
about their sleep patterns.
If you talk to one in the middle of the day,
I had the opportunity to do that a few years ago,
mostly with Nike things,
but if you ever talk to someone on a game day,
they're looking at their wrist,
they're looking at the time,
looking at their phone.
Dude, I got a nap to get to.
Yeah.
I got a nap to get to,
and you're talking to this kid
before the World Championships
at 3.30 in the morning?
Yeah, I'd act like that too.
At 3.30 in the morning,
you're like, send me to Edmonton.
I don't care.
Who cares?
I'll just go.
but he's just not going to sleep.
You'll go to Edmonton at 3.30 in the morning.
Well, and beyond that,
he is trying to stay in the moment
because he does want to win the World Junior Championship,
or not the World Junior,
just the World Championships.
And the other thing is,
he's 18 years old,
and this is a lot.
And I think that you've got to imagine
that that amount of emotion
is enough to shut anyone down.
It doesn't matter how charismatic you are.
I think about myself at 18, having that sort of maturity.
There's no way.
I wouldn't have known what to say or what to do.
What do you do?
Even if it works out perfectly for you in your own mind and it goes the way that you hoped it did,
I don't know how you have an answer for people.
So the fact that, to me, he answered it that way, fine.
It doesn't really bother me.
Don't take it as a sign, everybody.
Stop being so sensitive.
He wants to play in the National Hockey League.
Whether he wants to be in Toronto yet or not doesn't really matter
Because he probably will be
Yeah I mean
McDavid
I mean
Had a great season
In Edmonton
Sure doesn't seem to mind
Edmonton too much
Nope
Nope
So I don't think that matters
I don't think that matters at all
Can we just talk about though
How
The Leafs have the first
Overall bet
This is amazing
This is amazing
Like I'm still processing
So hold on
There's a whole
Overarching thing
There's a couple more players
That have been talked about
In the last couple days
One signing here
One potentially signing here
I think you know where I'm going
The first one is
Nikita Zaitsev
Yep
He signed officially, I think the max for what he could sign.
Yeah, 925 and an 850 performance bonus, I believe.
That's all the max bonuses.
One year, was it?
One year.
One year, okay.
So that's pretty good, and the worst kept secret in hockey.
So that's very good.
Leafs get a right-handed shot, which they were a little low on.
A young defenseman, offensive-minded defenseman.
You can definitely check out all his KHL highlights.
I'm excited.
It's good.
Good news.
Yeah, and the scouting report on him is that he can score.
He can move the puck.
But he's also a guy that is a hustle-back sort of guy.
So he may, I mean, you look at his KHL stats,
and a lot of people would be like,
well, the KHL is a level below the NHL,
so players should have this,
players should have, like, shoot the lights out
if they're going to make the NHL, right?
But the KHL is not the CHL, right?
No, it's a completely different style of play.
It's not played on the same ice.
It's hard to get a point a game in the KHL.
It's extremely hard to get a point a game.
I mean, if you look at Ovechkin, of course, this was back in the Russian Super League,
which, I mean, most of the teams from there went to the KHL.
He was the first overall pick, and everyone was ranting and raving about his goal-scoring ability.
18 goals.
Full season.
18 goals.
Go back and look.
And Kuhlman, the reason Kuhlman had so much hype before he joined the Leafs,
he had 27.
Holy smokes!
Wow.
Wow!
Scored more with the Leafs.
Scored, yes, he did.
He got 30 goals with the Leafs.
Yes, he did that one time.
That one's, well, yeah, you know.
Anyway.
Anyway.
No, Zaitsev, it's great news.
It is.
And it adds, like you said, a valuable right-handed shot to the Leafs' defense.
Now, I have a lot of people, I've been reading the tweets and that sort of thing.
It's funny where people place Frank Corrado because of last season.
People really undervalue what Frank Corrado is, I believe.
Well, I'm...
Because they're putting him under, like,
they're putting him under, I believe it's Conor Carrick.
Conor Carrick, you know what?
He very well might be.
Really?
Gosh, Conor Carrick has looked great with the Marlies, man.
He has looked great.
Now, but I myself don't know where to place him.
I don't know where to place him because of last season.
um he's gonna get a full so here's something i've been thinking and it's been in the back of my mind
for so long it's it's great that the marlies are in the playoffs and it's great that they're
gonna have a deep run it's great and it's great that they're a young team that's able to do that
and by the way with andreas johnson andreas yeah i don't even know if he's gonna slot in the lineup
at all in these playoffs there's already a team that has trouble playing all of its great players
oh my god like they someone uh in a in a scrum yesterday at marley's practice was talking about
oh yeah and krostel have just just arrived he was like the leaf seventh round pick or something
last year i was like oh yeah i didn't even realize he was here and isn't bracco he walked by me
yesterday i was like all right jeremy bracco's here andrew nielsen said hi i'm like oh yeah
that's right he's here like all the junior players the cavalry has arrived like it's it's absolutely
ridiculous where was it going with that oh yes so it's great that they're going on this deep
playoff run but they like it when young players have an off season they like it when they have
an off season to get their conditioning up get their strength up do a lot of training when you
have a long playoff run it doesn't work that way you don't you don't quite get that and i mean
throughout the organization that's what you're getting the marlies are probably going to go deep
mitch marner is looking more and more like he's going to make it all the way to the memorial cup
which, as we all know, goes into freaking August.
Memorial Cup is the longest tournament ever.
And they still do it wrong.
Oh, dear.
Yeah, they do it wrong.
I don't care.
That's a different discussion for a different day,
but they do it wrong.
I hope all the young players that we're putting so much stock into
come out of the gate hot.
Agreed.
And not slow because they maybe didn't get as long of an offseason as others.
Well, I think they will.
Because remember, these guys are 18 and 19 years old.
That is true.
and you know
you bring in these guys
you bring in Bracco
you bring in Johansson
I don't think you brought
I don't think
or Johnson
how do we
Johnson
you bring him in
not to sit
so they'll probably
spread some of that time out
and they'll probably sit people
for certain games
I honestly don't know
I don't know
if it was the regular season
they would have had to anyway
but it's the playoffs
yeah
does Zaitsev make the team
coming out of
yeah
yeah yeah yeah
he has a clause in his contract
I believe
if they send him to the AHL
he can go to the KHL
yeah um and i think it's on loan or whatever k-a-h-l clause like a canadian
how dare you an okay hl clause you're just okay hl
oh my god i just dingers baby dingers all day i keep calling tj brennan a-h-l mckinnis
oh wow i think that's clever i think that's actually really that's a good point um
yeah so that's
that's all good news
um
now
then
it's so overshadowed
I wonder how many
Leaf fans even know
he's been signed
then we have
George LaRock
who I didn't know
this has a radio show
I think I knew that
um
in Montreal
and he said
the other day
or he said yesterday
one time opponent
of Andrew Peters
that's right
uh
friend of the show
Andrew Peters
yes friend of the show
um
he said yesterday
that the Stamco's deal
is all but done
now I don't know
how reliable that is
uh
But there were some major hockey names today coming out and saying that they 150% believe that the Leafs are going to make a run at Stamkos in the summer.
So what?
I'm going to make a run at going to the moon.
I'm going to make a run at being the first sports broadcaster to make $20 million in a year.
And again, for anybody that's not heard your argument on this, why do you not go for Stamkos?
Because there's a lot of people listening to this right now, especially on the radio side, going, are you insane?
Why?
No, it has nothing to do with the fact that I don't want him.
But of course they're going to make a run at him.
I don't think I've ever said they're not going to.
They're going to try.
Why might it not be the best idea?
I don't think it's the best idea because Stamkos, he's itching to win something, okay?
He probably should have made the 2010 Olympic team
And he didn't
And they won still unbelievably
He was going to be a key piece of the Sochi team
And then broke his leg
Made it to the Stanley Cup final last year
Fell two wins short
Was going to go on another deep run this year
Blood clot
He wants to win now
Jesus, Tampa might even win without him
They're doing crazy good
crazy good. Imagine them getting a fresh Stamkos
in the middle of the playoffs.
Could they?
Well, that sounds like it's up in the air.
The last I heard was he probably
won't return before the final.
Man, imagine a fresh Stamkos
in the final?
They gotta make it there first.
Tampa's my team in the East. They're my one hope for my bracket.
But why would you waste your time
on a rebuilding team?
Imagine the Leafs with
Stamkos next year, okay?
Good. Good.
Do they make the playoffs?
Maybe.
I'll give them a maybe.
That's a maybe.
An optimistic maybe.
A very hard maybe.
And then the next year, yeah, I would probably put them in.
And then a year after.
Hockey's a big enough team sport that I don't know if one player can really have that huge of an impact on the team.
Well, I think in this case you can.
Unless it's a goalie.
If you're talking about a player, think about how many goals a team scores.
How many goals did Jesse, the 10th place team, score this year and the Leafs?
Probably something over...
What would it be?
Maybe like 215, 220?
All right.
So take that number and add 50 to it.
No, that's not how it works, man.
But Steve, that's how it works.
That's how it works if you're the biggest optimist ever.
Even if you take a player out of the lineup that scored for you.
So let's say you take a 20-goal player out of the lineup.
That's still plus 30 goals.
If he scores 50.
The Calgary Flames, at 10, scored 229 goals.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs, at 28, scored 192.
So Stephen Samkos gets you...
And I don't know this, but how many more wins is that?
Depends on his defense and all that.
And his opportunity.
I know, I know.
You're looking at this so optimistically, and I won't let myself, Adam.
I won't let myself.
Do you want another report from an ex-NHLer?
Oh, sure.
Patrick O'Sullivan said, final comment on the draft lottery,
Stamkos will have zero interest in the Leafs, now zero chance he signs there.
Any reason why?
Nope.
That's the tweet.
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
That's a little confusing.
Well, Patrick, if you want to report something like that, give a reason.
I think the rumor, the last rumor I heard was the Leafs were going to offer
seven years, $70 million, so that would be $10 million a season.
And the hilarious thing there is that would be a discount.
he can make more than that yeah and probably well he's making 10.5 now the other thing there
is matthews is the center um cadre's the center and he signed long term bozak well bozak lander
i mean he's probably gonna be gone how do you know that you think so yeah you think so no room
well no if if you're gonna sign stamp coast goodbye yeah you got it and you that's a pretty
strong fourth line center i mean right yeah making over four million dollars when your third liner is
also making over $4 million. The rest of your team is making
$9.25.
And then you got Nylander playing center.
Someone told me that the Leafs envisioned him on the wing.
I'm not sure whether they heard that, but I'll take it.
I heard that with Marner. They didn't play Nylander at center
when he was up here. Yeah, they did.
Did they? Yeah. I don't know if it was
all the time, but they did, and
with the Marlies, he is. And I think
Marner, too, for sure, people are like,
well, he's too small, but he's like 18. I thought he was
on the wing, too. But anyway,
a big sore spot with Stamkos is
that they're not always playing him at center.
in Tampa
and
with Matthews
I don't know
like
it's funny
people keep saying
Matthews makes it
more likely
that Sam Coast
will sign here
I don't know about that
I
I kind of feel like
it might be less
it might be
he wants the opportunity
and also
like why not
sign with a contender
my biggest thing
is why not
sign with a contender
and I agree with that
here's
here's what I
by the way
you want to do something
really fun today
do this
do this today
okay
because you are going to love it
Let's do it.
Get on to General Fannager.
Don't look at the money.
That's kind of the point of the site, Adam.
Look at the players that the Leafs have,
and you can include Stamkos in this if you want,
just for fun because this is what this is.
And just try to do a line combination for next year.
Include Matthews or Line A, whoever you want to pick.
I think it's going to be Matthews, but Matthews or Line A.
We'll get to that.
And just play with the lines
It
Is a very fun looking team
However
That's just the forwards
I want you to then try the defense
Try doing the defense
Well we've got Hunwick and Riley
We've got Gardner and Zaitsev
And we've got
Marincin and Corrado
Well Marincin from RFA
Corrado, Carrick
Victor Louvre, Stuart Percy
unproven not saying bad unproven young for a decor yes very young for and then and then the
biggest glaring weakness which is goaltending i still dude like i said with calgary i there's
still not a great team but if you get league average goaltending you're in there you're in
there if bernier plays the way he played from like january onward and then you get a backup who did
better than sparks did this past season you're in there you're in the mix you're in the mix for
sure adam don't give me that look don't give me that look i listen i want here's what i wanted
to do so that was fun that exercise is a lot of fun the next thing i want you to do is temper
your expectations yeah we're getting really excited here at leafs nation we gotta relax
a little bit here's the thing okay let's say but let's say the leafs um the leafs do better next
year if they don't let's if they don't finish 30th they've done better yeah right you have more
than 69 points exactly i mean that's a nice amount of points but sure you could have more you could
have more points let's say they get more points and let's say they finish better which you hope
that they would if the leafs finish finish 20th next year i'll be happy oh yeah i'll be over the
moon ecstatic and by the way if they don't even make the playoffs for two more years that means
austin matthews will be 20 years old that means morgan riley is 23 that means william kneelander
is 21 and marner's no 22 and marner's 21 or something like that i'm greedy i'm greedy i'm
down for one more year of no playoffs and after that no i'm just screw you you better make it
the point is this and if they do make the playoffs in that second year or even next year
this is a very young core of players there is lots of time and by the way when you have a young core
of players, if Morgan Riley and
Jake Gardner are the senior guys, this is how young
this core is. There's going to be
mistakes. There's going to be tremendous
ups, and there's going to be tremendous
downs, and I want you to be ready for that.
Can I throw something out there? Sure.
A lot of the teams that have had
success over the last few
years, they seem to have
all come up together.
Tampa might not be the...
They're like, dang! Yeah! This is my team!
It's my team. Tampa might not be
the best example because they've had a little bit of
internal strife recently but like look at the look at the kings look at the blackhawks look at
the blues for the most part these guys had years to develop together and that is what i think the
leafs are doing with the marlies and it's a very good thing you develop personal relationships you
develop friendships um and you and you bring that with you onto the ice i think you play better when
you're happy you know what i mean i agree but now all of a sudden you're gonna sign someone and be
like here's your leader now look at me i am the captain now that's what sam coast is gonna do
yeah uh now that could work out a okay that could be just fine you could be a great leader
or it rubs people the wrong way that's my little tinfoil hat hot take throwing it out there and by
the way same with taveras in two years same next year anyone you plunk into that role that's and
that's what the leafs did and funuf is your leader now there you go didn't work didn't work well and
the constant turnover
and Mikhail Grabowski
remarked about it
he's like it's hard
to build any chemistry
and I don't think
he just meant on the ice
I mean it's like
why bother learning
the guy next to you's name
he's gone
I used to have this thing
called the Toronto Zoo curse
I know I gotta bring
everything back
to the Toronto Zoo
but pretty much
every year
they had a guy
do a signing
at the zoo in the summer
and every single year
whoever that was
was traded within
12 months
like Clark MacArthur
did it
Nick Antropov did it
different regime
Alexey Ponikarovsky.
All the names that you listed.
Alexey Ponikarovsky.
Alexey, yeah.
All the names you mentioned, yes.
Nikolai Antropov and Alexey Ponikarovsky.
Darcy Tucker.
And there will be more.
You've got to look at it.
I mean, going into next year, it's great that they have guys like Brooks-like.
It's great that they have guys like Milan Mihalic.
Because those guys are, especially Brooks-like,
but I've heard great things about Milan Mihalic, too, in the Sens dressing room.
These are character guys that, for at least the next year,
are going to be able
to take these young guys
and show them
maybe the young guys
are way more talented
but you're going to have guys
that are living the right way
playing the right way
creating a great team environment
and you need that
and that's why
that's why they signed
Kadri to the deal
that they signed him to
because I don't think
Austin Matthews
or Patrick Laine
whoever
steps into the NHL
on the first line
if I am a
if I am a coach
in the NHL
I am not letting
Austin Matthews
just take it
he's got to earn it
oh of course
Oh, especially with Babcock, who's used to, like, not allowing players into the league until they're 25.
Yeah.
So, you know, yes, Austin Matthews may be the best Toronto Maple Leaf there is, right?
If they draft him.
Currently, right now.
Yeah, currently, right now.
And he's not even Leaf's property yet.
He might be the best Leaf that isn't a Leaf yet.
He might not even be their guy.
Well, and here's another thing.
So, do you not, I think you've got to shield the younger guys.
You've got to give them lower minutes, different matchups.
You know
Not against your
Like let
Let a guy like
Nazem Khadri
Take on
Sidney Crosby
Honestly I think
Babcock plays
Whoever plays the best for him
Yeah
He plays
Whoever earns it
And by the way
I keep saying this
Over and over again
And I got a video
Coming out
Probably later today
So it might be up
By the time you hear this
On Zach Hyman
God
Everyone
Right
He's a center too
Everyone
No he's not
Oh he's not
Oh okay
Right wing
Right wing
Can you imagine though
Oh my god
But everyone in this organization
Just loves him
Loves him so much
And Babcock
Said he was NHL ready
Seemed to be a pretty big fan
Dude I wouldn't be surprised
To see that guy
Taking first line minutes
On occasion
With the Leafs
Well and
What about
For Greg McKay
What about Connor Brown
No one saw you
Don't Connor Brown
Who two years ago
Was the Marlies darling
He just got injured last year
But he came back
And was on fire
You know what
Okay
So
We're very optimistic
About all the players
We just mentioned
Let me dial it back
You're the Leafs
You get the first
Overall pick
and everyone is screaming at you oh my god we got the first overall pick first time since 1985
first time since the Leafs drafted Wendell Clark oh my god I can't believe that the Leafs have the
opportunity to draft Austin Matthews and you're Brendan Shanahan and you're going yes Austin
Matthews because what if that's not their guy and we're going to leave you with that and come back
and discuss it on Sportsnet 590, The Fan, after this.
So what if that first overall selection come June?
Is it June 27th?
25th.
June 25th.
Let's say that name is not Austin Matthews.
Who is it?
Well, it's obviously Patrick Laine.
That's your one and two.
That's your pretty definitive one and two.
why would
Steve Dangle
the Leafs
not pick
Austin Matthews
and definitely pick
Patrick Laine
besides his bro
the bro-est interview
I've ever seen ever
which is at
sportsnet.ca
oh yeah
so I have a little
insight on that
by the way
so I was at CBC
for the whole draft
lottery thing
I got to hold
the Leafs card
did it feel good
did it feel powerful
oh it felt so great
I could tell
the Leafs were in
a really good mood
because their
media relations
is usually very
kind of tight
and I just happened to be standing next to the guy
and he shows me, he's like, hey, check it out.
He shows me the card, I go,
can I hold it? He's like, yeah, sure.
He gives it to me, I'm like, no way!
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
Oh, it was so sick.
Oh yeah, and then I heard him, he walks down the hall,
he's on the phone with someone,
and he says something to the effect of,
hi, Wendell.
He got the voicemail, he goes, Wendell, this is
so-and-so with the Toronto Maple Leafs, so I guess
you're not the most recent first overall pick
anymore for the t and i was like this guy's on the phone with wendell clark that's awesome even
if it's just his voicemail that's pretty cool imagine being that dude wicked dude so uh i was
there uh patrick liney literally lie nay lying on the floor facetiming facetiming headphones and
just chilling on the floor you know patrick how are your hands big like really big like he seemed
And we all know how he seemed.
You got to check out at sportsnet.ca.
We all know how he seemed.
It's hysterical.
It's so funny.
The Finnish Macaulay Culkin, a little bit.
Yeah.
A little bit.
But in the best way.
I was told that they tried to stand him up.
And they tried to get him to stand up for the interview, and they did.
And for some reason, for whatever room he was in, I guess he's in a hotel,
it just looked really stupid.
And they're like, you can just lie back down.
Wow.
and so so it wasn't just him going i'm doing this on my back like he was they checked out a couple
different options and they're like uh whatever go ahead and lie down hey i got people talking
it's pretty weird now people are talking about them being the definitive one and two and i feel
like this happens almost every year or at least it did for a while um the first was taylor versus
tyler uh-huh in 2010 taylor hall versus tyler segan it was taylor hall all the way all the way
all the way until a month or two before
when they're like, could Tyler Sagan go
number one? And everyone's like, oh my goodness.
And then,
oh no, before that,
John Tavares was the first overall pick for
a solid two or three years. Yes.
Until, nope!
Victor Hedman!
Here we go! Not a lot
has been made of that, by the way.
Islanders are playing Tampa right now.
And it's Tavares versus Hedman in a playoff series.
Tavares still went first overall, though.
Still went first overall. So did Taylor Hall.
So did Taylor Hall.
So this happens every year, or this happens frequently.
And how often does the you-know-who-I-heard-could-go-first guy ever go first?
I remember one, I think it was the Redline report reported,
we have Matt Duchesne going first overall.
He went third, right?
Because they had to be just so cool, and yeah, he went third.
Nothing against Matt Duchesne, but John Tavares.
Yeah.
There you go.
So I would say
The Leafs will pick Matthews first
Because he's the consensus first
No matter how many people say
Oh but Lainey
Because that happens all the time
You're going to hear a lot of European scouts
Who have Lainey ahead of Matthews
And you know why?
Because European scouts are scouting who?
Europeans
Dude I think there could be a bias there
But Matthews
There is a bias here
So Matthews is playing in Europe
So I understand if people are like
Well, they're watching him too.
Agreed.
Totally agreed.
But let's not pretend there isn't a bias in North America for North American players too.
Absolutely.
And I'm not trying to disline it either.
No.
But consider this.
We ripped, ripped on the Oilers because they almost unanimously in their management group
wanted Ryan Murray in 2012.
They wanted him.
What was the whole campaign in 2012?
Oh, Yakupov.
Fans were screaming, fail for nail.
fail for now Yakupov and oh you know I heard Galchinuk could go first overall screw your
Galchinuk it's gonna be Yakupov he's been first overall for a year come on fail for now let's go
everyone was screaming fail for now but the Oilers have the first overall pick
and they don't want now they want the other guy but everyone's screaming for him
imagine if the Leafs all along have wanted Liney and now they got just legions of fans screaming
holy smokes we're finally get the first overall pick we're finally gonna get
austin matthews and then the leafs go up there and with the first overall pick we select
patrick liney i you know what i would not be devastated because i i mean i haven't seen
either of them play nearly enough but a huge portion of leaf nation is going to collapse
They're going to freak if they don't pick Matthews.
Fair, but if there's any management group that does not give a flying patoot
what the fans are saying, it's the Leafs management group.
Yeah, in November, I think a month into next season,
Lamorello will be 74.
Yeah, Lou Lamorello doesn't care what you think.
He doesn't care what I think.
It's okay.
You know why?
Because Lou Lamorello is a smart hockey mind.
Brandon Shanahan, smart hockey mind.
And I can say that definitively now, not just because both of them have great histories,
but because they're running this team properly.
And whatever pick they choose to go with, I'm going to have to say that that had to be the pick to go with.
I'm not saying people don't make mistakes.
We'll never know.
Well, I guess we won't know for a while.
For a while.
Look, Lyon is going to be great.
And what sucks, you know what sucks?
Is that they both can't be Leafs?
That.
but also
the Kessel and Sagan comparison
that went on for years and years
and years
people comparing them to one another
because they were traded for one another
and I think Matthews and Liney
are going to have this happen
no matter who the Leafs pick
and they're not actually
even involved in any way
McEichel had the same thing though
McDavid and Eichel
I mean
and Ovechkin and Crosby
you are
if you're an NHL player
and you're a superstar
you will be compared to other superstars
welcome to the show kids
that's true
Hey, that is very true.
What a great problem to have.
Yeah, really.
Are you the best?
Are you better than the best?
Literally, that's the question being asked.
I don't think there's a more positive debate that could go on.
And let me throw this out there, too.
They got the first overall pick, and with that pick, they pick whoever.
Then they also got the Pittsburgh pick, which could be anywhere in the 20s or even 30th if they win it all.
And then, oh, no, when's their next pick?
31st.
Oh, right, 31st, because they finished 30th, and they have their own second.
that's basically three first rounders right there i counted as three first well what is
what i mean what have we heard about um forgive me his name is escaping me right now but he was
like what's the damn difference oh justin bourne what's the damn difference between 20 and 30
yeah and what i've heard about this draft is it's very top heavy but it's not particularly deep
it's it's not a bad draft it's not a good draft it's just kind of a middle is a draft draft yeah
So what I think you want in a middle-of-the-pack draft is a lot of picks.
A lot of shots.
It's lottery.
Yeah, kind of.
A little bit.
You're trying to pick the best number.
You're trying to pick the best player.
That's all it is.
Would you rather be the Leafs right now with 12 picks or Minnesota with 4?
Oh.
Who do you want to be?
Is that a thing?
Oh, that's a thing.
Who do you want to be?
Do you want to be a team that got knocked out in the first round with 4 picks,
or do you want to be the Leafs with 12?
Oh.
And that number might grow.
I don't think they're going to trade down.
Well, and there was an article done at Sportsnet.ca about that,
and a few others have kind of looked into it as well, a few other outlets.
But the interesting thing about trading down,
or trading up or trading down,
a lot of people are talking about, well, you know,
when you have that extra pick,
do they wheel that Pittsburgh first pick, the Pittsburgh pick,
and their second rounder at 31st there and move up to 17?
I don't know.
But the numbers support the fact that they basically do a points system.
Trading up rarely works.
Rarely works.
You're basically trading two pretty good players for a pretty good player.
And you look at so many mid-round picks that the Leafs have given up in recent years.
Dude, Leafs gave up the pick that the Blackhawks used to pick Brandon Saad.
Yeah.
Leafs gave up the pick.
They gave up the pick for Craig Smith in Nashville.
They gave up the John Gibson pick
Ricard Raquel
Roman Yossi
They gave up that pick
Now who's to say they would have picked
Any of those players
But
They did
And you know what
Other teams picked those players
Yep
Most of those players were available
In that little 30-35-36 slot
The P.K. Subban
Subban-Duncan-Keith zone
Totally
Or even Ryan O'Reilly zone
He was available there
Lots of good players are available there
they're almost first rounders pretty much so there's uh there's gonna be a lot of speculation
i don't think the leafs trade this pick no um i don't think winnipeg trades their pick i don't
think columbus trades their pick um what a haul for winnipeg and columbus just want to say
overshadowed by the leafs winning congratulations to winnipeg fans amazing amazing whose face was
funnier brian burke's disappointment face or trevor linden's disappointment face
I'm gonna go with
Brian Burke
because I felt
legitimately terrible
for Trevor Linden
did you?
oh he looked so sad
Adam
he looked so
you felt bad for him?
he looked legitimately
destroyed
maybe it was just
that he felt like
this could have
bailed him out
a little bit
oh totally
totally
I mean he is now
without Shinkaric too
in his prospect base
oh but that's fine
they did sign
they re-signed
Granlin to less than
a million dollars
for two years
for Shinkaric
I'm just saying.
He looked shattered.
Like, he looked very, very sad.
But you can't go into a lottery and hope that you're going to win.
I mean, you've got to hope you're going to win, but you can't expect.
My God, that could have been the Leafs.
Could have been, but it wasn't.
Could have been the Leafs.
We still have the first overall pick, and that's a great thing.
Everybody, the key in all of this, the important thing in all of this,
is that you temper your expectations.
This is probably not a playoff team next year.
They've got defense and goaltending and development of everybody
to figure out
they have to
remember they got to
buy a young great players
that's great
now you got to
develop them
now you got to
make sure they play right
and live right
and work together right
that's a lot
almost every year
has got a world beater
never know
now that world beater
a couple years ago
was the Calgary Flames
was the Calgary Flames
who today
announced that
their head coach
had taken them
as far as they could
take them
that is a direct quote
from Brad for Living
Brad for Living
he said this is as far
as he can take us
it was time to let
Bob Hartley go
Is that a jerk move by Trilliving?
Well, I think...
It's kind of an indictment of...
Like, I think this is as good as Bob Hartley can do.
This is how as good Bob Hartley can do.
I think in this particular case, they didn't hire Bob Hartley, right?
Wasn't it...
No, but they did extend him.
They did.
It's just like, you know what?
Brian Burke hired Randy Carlisle, but Brandon Shanahan and company extended him.
Was it Brandon Shanahan?
No, I don't think Shanahan was there.
It was like Wiki there.
I'm gonna say that it
oh yeah it was
sorry it was
known as
the year before
that was extended
by like
I think Shanahan
no Shanahan wasn't there
you're right
you're right
the five year
known as deal
which I believe
known as
unless he's working
is he working
with the Ducks
okay so then
he's not being paid
by the Ducks
anymore
with Raquel
and Gibson
yeah
I think with
when it comes to
the
the Calgary Flames
there has to be
I mean, you have a guy that literally had a world-beating team,
won the Jack Adams Award.
Next season, he gets Paul McLean.
What is it usually behind this?
Is it the fact that there is a difference
in what management wants to see from the team?
Is it the regression of Calgary?
Although you could have argued that it was always there,
they just kind of got away with it
because they had stellar goaltending
and some stellar young players that they didn't expect.
I mean, what is it?
I think Calgary's a smart team,
and I think they see the writing on the wall.
that i mean it's true i you know i was kind of ripping on
true living there for saying that about bob hartley but he is absolutely right
when he says this is probably as far as he can take this team
uh i still say they would have done better next year with better
goaltending for sure but they relied heavily on a ridiculous
shooting percentage and a uh ridiculous save percentage and a
lot of comebacks we heard them talking about this on
hockey central at noon they tempted fate a lot
What was it, 13 third-period comebacks?
13 third-period comebacks or something.
The year they made the playoffs ahead of the Kings
and then beat the Canucks in the first round.
And they took the...
They played the Ducks in the second round.
The Canucks, man.
Poor Canucks.
Poor Canucks, man.
This is just sad now.
I know.
Although every time Jim Benning speaks, I'm like,
Oh?
Oh?
What tidbit are you going to drop today, Mr. Benning?
Remember when he said he played the draft lottery like a thousand times?
Didn't help, did it?
Shanahan played it once.
By the way, we made a video about how the draft lottery works
For Sportsnet.ca
And the first time we ran the simulator in the video
Leafs got the first pick
Blue Jackets got the second pick
Jets got the third
We were so close
That's funny
Does Boudreaux sign with Calgary?
I wonder
That has to be it
I wonder if that is part of the reason
That he was fired now
Now they mentioned on Hockey Central
That
part of the reason this happened right now
is Triliving is going to Europe
for the World Hockey Championship.
So that makes sense. But I can't
ignore the fact that Boudreaux was fired, what,
three days ago? Four days ago?
Now, he did say in the press conference
today, whether this matters or not,
this is not about someone being in the on-deck
circle. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. You know what's weird
about you saying that is it doesn't make it
true or false. Well, if you fire
a head coach, someone's in the bloody on-deck
circle you have someone in mind we fired this person with no plan no backup plan whatsoever
you better freaking hope an nhl franchise has got someone ready to step in you better hope they have
a plan jump you jump out of an airplane where's your parachute ah it's not about my parachute
being in the on deck circle it's not about bad flipping over there my bad flipping parachute
And then does Bob Hartley sign with Ottawa?
Oh.
Ooh.
That would be so Ottawa.
Oh.
That's why it might happen.
They already reached out to Boudreaux, apparently.
Well, if I was Ottawa,
I don't know why Ottawa hasn't got him locked down now.
Well, I don't think Ottawa can afford Bruce Boudreaux.
Bruce Boudreaux should be the most expensive coach out there.
But everybody's favorite NHL owner who talks to the media
said that they'll spend what they need to spend.
You need a guy like Bruce Boudreaux.
You need a guy.
we spend enough money
and then out of the other side of his mouth
we'll spend what we need to spend
this is why you don't listen man
this is why you don't listen to what these people
have to say
it's just
double talk it's just lip service
Boudreaux said on
Sunday night that his voice
was hurting because he was on the phone all day
talking to NHL teams
there's two teams without a head coach well three now
Flames, Minnesota I believe
and Ottawa
everything you own
in a box to the left
is that his lemonade
I guess so
basically him
him going
you know what
I was talking to
every NHL team
Brucie with the no hair
I'm sorry
I had to
Jesse's not even laughing
he won't even
he won't
he won't
he won't entertain that
I think it was
Brian Burke's daughter
tweeted a picture of him
with his slick back hair
and she just tweeted
the caption
Brian with the good hair
because someone's
got to tell Brian
that if he's not
gonna wear a tie
or not tie up his tie
he doesn't need to
wear the tie too
I'm at the point
where
like it just
it's part of his character
it's not
it doesn't even do anything
it's Paul Bearer's urn
it's Jake the Snake
Robert's snake
it's Ric Flair's
whatever you call
that thing
the feathery thing
that's Brian Burke's thing
that's his cheerleader
is the untied tie
on national television
that's his thing
that's just his thing
that's what he does
we gotta go on
Sportsnet 590
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Well, there's just
so much to handle
here right now.
What is that?
I don't know what to get to first.
LeTang?
Do we want to talk about LeTang?
What do you guys think?
Or do we do Warpik first?
Warpik, yeah.
And LeTang.
All right, so we got...
It's a dirty series.
We're at the point where
it's starting to get pretty chippy.
And we're starting to see
what a series with two teams
who legitimately don't like each other
can bear.
It's pretty entertaining, isn't it?
Like I said at the beginning of the series,
This is the series that NHL fans deserve
Not just talking about
Like you're a fan of a team
NHL fans deserve this series
Are there no Canadians watching the playoffs anymore?
Well
You know what I spoke to someone earlier today
And they're like yeah I heard your last podcast
And you said everybody watched that
Chicago St. Louis game I go yeah
I mean Twitter was blown up he's like
They weren't
And supposedly he's in the know
I mean look
I've said for the longest time
like okay let's pretend that's true and ratings are in the dumper okay let's pretend that i said
for the longest time that the nhl needs to cater to stop worrying about the likes and worry about
the loves this series is for the loves if you love hockey you really love hockey you're watching this
if you kind of like the leafs or you kind of like the canucks oh yeah okay well then pittsburgh
Washington isn't for you.
Chicago St. Louis isn't
for you. But this is for the hardcores.
So hardcores, who I assume are
all the people listening to this show,
because you're wasting your time listening to a hockey show.
You're watching.
This is for you. You're watching.
Let's talk about Brooks Orpik.
Dirty.
Three games. Three games in the playoffs,
which equates to six games in the regular season.
Also
key factor, he's Brooks Orpik.
there's a history there you're saying no he's brooks or pick
not a not an incredibly important part of that team
no look okay former pittsburgh penguin you want you want brooks or picker you
want crystal tank crystal tank every single time and by
the way where did matt niskanen come from what team did he come from
penguins wait what team is no he's on the caps yeah or pick and niskanen both
left at the same...
Yeah.
Same-ish time.
I think it was
maybe consecutive seasons.
I think it might have
even been the same summer.
Might have been
consecutive seasons.
I'm not sure.
But I wonder if
LeTang gets the
superstar discount.
I also...
Was what LeTang
did as bad?
That was as bad
as one.
He also...
Didn't he get away
with one a little bit
in round one?
I think he did.
Against the Rangers.
But they don't
consider that
when it comes to
punishment,
which gets out of my face.
I think he very clearly hit him in the head.
There's a little hop he does at the end.
Yeah.
Where he's clearly in the air.
Yeah.
The hop is hard because, like, isn't it?
Now, help me remember the rules, though.
Is it you can't be off your feet when you make contact
or you can leave your feet after you make contact?
I'm pretty sure you're allowed to leave after contact, right?
Because Shen, what Brayden Shen was doing was just
da-da-da-da, Superman into guys.
Whereas
I don't know
Did Letang make contact
Before or after
I don't know here
I just wonder if he gets
The superstar discount
I wonder too
Dude
That's tinfoil Hattie though
I mean
It is tinfoil Hattie
But
Do you think
Okay
Has Letang been suspended yet
Is that officially announced
No
So we don't even know
If he will be
By the time this is up
Yeah probably
And do you think he gets one game
Might get two
You can't give him more
Pick three
I don't think
again he's Chris the thing
now
I always bring up
this year
for some reason
I guess because I was just
so invested in it
but
remember how like
big Kevin Biexa was
for the Canucks
if he drills Nathan Horton
does he get four games
in the Stanley Cup final
I don't think so
absolutely not
you can give four games
to Aaron Rome
can't give four games
to Kevin Biexa
no
or Dan Hamhuis
or
trying to think
it was Alex Edler
on the team at the time
or Christian Ehrhoff
almost any other
conduct defenseman
that's the one
I can't remember
which one
was and wasn't hurt
because everyone
was hurt that year
let's pretend
Henrik Sedin
was the one
who
who cranks
Nathan Horton
you don't give
Henrik Sedin
four games
you're handing
the Bruins the cup
yeah
absolutely
now
I think it's
really interesting
that so
the Penguins
are up 2-1
LeTang is out
LeTang
possibly is out
we don't know
we don't know
watch him get
Like four.
Yeah, really.
It would be crazy.
Can you imagine the rest of the series?
So now, first off, I could have never envisioned a reality where, A, we got caps and pens because that just would have seemed too good to be true.
And that the pens would be up.
The way Washington rolled all year.
They just rolled over teams.
Matt Murray.
Matt Murray, my friend.
Matt Murray.
And that brings up another interesting thing
Because at the end of the season
Matt Murray playing like Matt Murray's playing
I believe that makes someone else expendable
I mean for a team that has cap issues
I saw a report today
Before I came to the show
The Leafs are interested in Matt Murray
I'm like well yeah
The Leafs are interested in Stephen Stamkos
No way
I'm interested in a million dollars
I'm interested in a tub of ice cream
Right in front of me right now
With a pizza
No, it's not there
Darn it
Well, I tried
Well, I tried
Maybe if I keep my eyes closed long enough
One will just appear in front of me
Dude, how many times
Have we got to go through this?
How many times have we got to go through
Of course they're interested
Here's breaking
Professional hockey team
Interested in good player
good young
inexpensive player
no way
you don't say
that would be
unbelievable
at least we're interested
in Matt Murray
but
you know who I
I think I can compare
the Penguins to
a little bit
is Wolverine
there's something
about them
first of all
Wolverine
badass as fuck
like just
totally
such a badass
X-Man
the best one
yeah I said it
that's not true
but whatever
he's badass
identifiable
the face of the franchise
you could say
you might say that
when it comes to the NHL
plus he wears yellow a lot
anyway
but when
when you
lay a beating
on Wolverine
what happens
heals right back up
there's something
about the Penguins
that no matter what part
clumps and falls off of them
holy mada
clump
Chris Letang
Colump
Okay he might matter
A little bit more
And Evgeny Malkin
Was hurt for a while
Colump
It just
Regenerates
And they keep
Trucking at you
With
They got
Those daggers
On their hands
It could be
Crosby
Letang Malkin
Kessel
It could be
Kessel Crosby
Throw in another name
Letang
It could be
Murray Kessel Crosby
It could be
They just keep trucking
They keep trucking
Can you imagine
that the Washington Capitals,
can you imagine a reality
where the Washington Capitals
don't win this series?
Yeah, they're already
two losses away from losing it.
The tremendous,
can you imagine?
Because the Washington Capitals
are a second round pick.
They're a second round pick.
They're a second round team.
Like the last few years,
I believe they've made
the second round and not won.
Last year, for sure.
Oh, last year they were up 3-1.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
Now we could be having
a completely different discussion
in two days when we do this podcast again.
Next week is going to look very
interesting. But my
God, if the Caps do not win this series.
And what's stupid about
that is they won the President's Trophy.
They're
in a great place as far as,
I mean, look at their team. Look at their freaking team. Look at their
core pieces. They're in a great place.
And what are they going to do? Probably big changes.
Meanwhile, they could
go with the exact same squad last
year and be great.
have the same chance of winning.
That's the playoffs, man.
That's the playoffs.
How much do we care that the two best teams in both conferences are playing in the second
round?
We're having one and two versus one and two in both rounds.
I kind of like that.
It's the playoffs, man.
I mean, you know what?
We've gotten a lot of Cinderella stories sort of lately.
You know, like it starts with the Kings in 2011 who came in and was it seventh?
That was ridiculous.
Dude, they were 11th at the trade deadline.
Yeah.
Something like that.
And not that they weren't a good team.
they were an underperforming team
but they were a bit
of a Cinderella story
and I think
you know what they
reminded me of
a little bit
the Blue Jays
all the numbers said
they should have been
better than they were
they bought anyway
yeah
and then holy smokes
they just started
ruining everybody
absolutely
I like sometimes
sometimes
when it's
rock'em sock'em robots
when it's
the big boys
all the big boys are in
and all the little guys
are out
like I'm
no offense to Wild fans
but I'm okay with
the Wild not being in there
because I think
that storyline's
a little tired in the NHL
I want to see some freaking titans go at it
And we lost some titans in the first round
I want to see big
I want to see two trains
Going at the exact same speed
Both like an unstoppable force
And an unmovable object
I want to see big for the Stanley Cup final
And really for the conference finals too
But then next round you have the best team
Versus the worst team
You have one versus four
So you don't have the big boys
But then once you get to the final though
Now I'll tell you what I feel way better about though
than I did, like, last show.
Caps and Penguins are tearing each other apart.
Just tearing each other apart.
Lightning and Islanders, kind of doing the same.
And, oh, that series, I think, is going to get way chipper.
It's a fun series.
Way chipper.
God, it's fun.
It is fun.
Young teams?
I think Jesse is implying I don't think they're necessarily the best.
I kind of agree.
I don't think either of those teams beats Pittsburgh or Washington.
in a series.
But maybe by the time they meet each other, they do.
You know, that's the weird thing about the playoffs.
Dallas is giving St. Louis a way harder run than I thought they would.
And that game is 1-1 right now.
Or that series is 1-1 right now.
And look who is sitting pretty up to nothing on the Preds.
Who's that?
San Jose Sharks.
San Jose Sharks, man.
I'm telling you.
This might be it.
This might be it.
I'm just throwing it out there that they look so strong in round one.
And if they get it around to relatively unscathed, look out.
Look out.
I'll bring it up again.
I don't know why I keep bringing it up, but I'm going to keep bringing it up.
The Canucks probably win the cup in 2011 if they complete the sweep of the Blackhawks.
Remember when they were up 3-0?
Remember when they were up 3-0?
And they had to win that thing in overtime of game 7
It could have been over right there for them
You get out of round 1 unscathed
You have a cup of tea against the Predators
In round 2
Dude
But this is what I'm saying
I think we're seeing all these
Clash of the Titans series and it's great
And it's wonderful for us as hockey fans
But I think if you're an NHL team
In the thick of it
You're not so interested in that
The Sharks
to this point
watch them lose
four straight
they easily could
but to this point
and half
and half
same team
I mean
so dry
so true
there's a track record there
I mean we can't
we can't say that there's not
it's a good time to be
the San Jose Sharks
put it that way
and they haven't even used
their starting goaltender yet
does
does Todd
does Todd McClellan
hate this a little bit
right now
does Todd McClellan
just hate this a little bit
because he's like
Not only are they this far, but I've got to live in Edmonton.
Look at the leadership of Joe Thornton and Tom McClellan just watching.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
You damn people with your beards and your success.
Holy smokes.
Truly, there are always going to be teams like the San Jose Sharks to this point,
where there are great teams that just never did it.
Great teams that just never did it.
And I think Todd McClellan, unfortunately, was the easiest piece to remove from that puzzle.
But Todd McClellan could just as easily be a coach with three Stanley Cup rings right now.
I mean, they've always been a great team.
And they were a great team when all the California teams were great.
A friend of mine who is now an analytics person for an NHL team once asked me.
I can't remember if it was a question or a statement.
And I think what he said was the best team in the NHL rarely wins the Stanley Cup.
I think that's fair, yeah.
Because the playoffs are just a different monstrosity.
It's mental monstrosity.
It's physical.
It's your matchups.
It's how the series before went.
This is the second time for the Blues in less than 20 years that they've looked like one of the top three teams in the NHL.
And like for a stretch of time, it might not be able to get it done.
Now it's starting to look like it's Washington.
again it was the sharks for a while it was the canucks for a while by the way it keeps happening
we talk about we talk about teams that have had futility the st louis blues oh have literally
always pretty much always been good they made the playoffs for like 30 straight years something like
that i think it was 29 and then they missed for a few years and then they came back and are the
blues that we're seeing today um so the majority like i think it's like 80 percent of the years
that they've played in the nhl they've made the finals or not made the files made the made the
playoffs yeah they'd be crazy four out of every five years lose but they have not won a cup since
their inception in 1968 i haven't won a single one their their drought is they're starving starving
for starving for cups like we are over here only they're in a little bit of shape right now at the
moment at the moment they don't have matthews they sure don't they got that tarasenko guy whatever
he's whatever
he's a bum
he's a bum
I have his jersey
but whatever
he doesn't even play
on the power play
sometimes
he's a bum
I hate that
you're that good
and you don't have to
play Tarasenko
on the power play
like screw you man
screw you
yeah you know
who else hates it
Tarasenko
yeah cause Tarasenko
should be playing
so I wanna
I don't even remember
where that rant started
I wanna switch gears
a little bit
can we do a little
vintage dangles
Jesse do you wanna
do a little vintage dangle
let's do it
alright so Steve
was tweeting these
videos out the other day
I don't know
what was it
you were going through
all your old videos
right to monetize them no yeah so what happened was uh i did an agreement with sb nation a while
ago um which is through vox media somehow i didn't properly understand it which is part of
the reason why i wanted to cancel it exactly they were basically like well we can offer you more
something cpm and i was like you know what i just want this to all be mine yeah you know what and i
had 99.9 control and they never really told me what to do with my channel or anything but
there's something to be said for it's mine it's mine yeah yeah they tried to convince me like
well you're gonna leave money on the table i'm like yeah but like i'm paying for that extra
tenth of a percent yeah i'm okay with i want this all to be mine one of mine so i guess i don't
think it was them i think it's a youtube thing when they had to take me out of their network
so i'm still a youtube partner a lot of people were like oh you're not a partner anymore i'm
still a youtube partner i'm just not part of that sb nation network it uh unmonetized all did you
know that i've done about 1300 videos whoa it took away monetization for all of them
so you have to go back in and click on each video separately no so what i could do
was isn't there a select all button at the top select all but it's only for each page
1,300 videos is 44 pages
you have 44 pages of videos
I have 44 pages of videos
and I couldn't just do select all
because some of the videos
especially the KHL ones I did with Andre
we used footage and stuff
you can't monetize those
so I had to go through
it took a couple hours
so my favorite tweet from yesterday
Steve's going through his old videos
and he's like with this one
I want to launch myself into the sun
I want to launch my younger self into the sun
after this video
and it is
it's the video Jesse
where Steve Dangle
gets Twitter
oh
do you want to
have you seen the video
where Steve Dangle
gets Twitter
no I've never seen this
oh
wait really
yeah I've never seen this
oh my god
alright so this is
you got
what year is this
this is 2009
July 24th 2009
oh you were an early
Twitter adopter
yeah
I've had it since 2009 too
I remember specifically saying
I think Twitter's a fad
wow
that was 7 years
of using Twitter ago
Nailed that one
Nailed it
I'm not gonna use Snapchat
Nailed it
Funny that you say that
Funny that it's
July 24th 2009
Cause Steve
I also joined Twitter
In July 2009
Says on my profile
Who knows
You might have even been
The one who was like
Use it stupid
Or the other way around
Who knows
Anyway
So here's
Here's what
Steve had to say
The big announcement
On Steve's YouTube channel
Which by the way
You gotta see it too
You gotta see
The comedic effect
I'm going for
Let's see it from here
Okay
Go around
Yeah come see it
Come here
Oh yeah it is
Be the Beatles on the mic
Oh god
Alright
This is like going up
A rollercoaster for me
Oh okay ready
Except at the bottom
Is embarrassment
Okay one more tweet
And I'm going to the store
Buying pea soup
What's up
Insta peeps
Just started
Recording
Telling
The Insta peeps
To follow me
On Twitter
Wafflecopter
Hold on, hold on, just for a minute
Rafflecopter used to be a thing we said
Rafflecopter used to be a thing that we said
That Steve said
Okay
So now let's continue
We've got 28 more seconds of this
And we're only 20 seconds in
Why is there 28?
Wouldn't it be cool if there were actually something called the Rafflecopter?
Shut the fuck up!
No one likes you!
Cause like, the papyrus could be made of like, laughter, and you would just bring joy to wherever you went.
Cool.
Where- where are you going? In these videos?
And a velociraptor could be your co-pilot, and you could go to Russia, and pick up Ovechkin-
Hold on, you just missed the part where he said a velociraptor could be your co-pilot.
co-pilot and you could go to Russia
and pick up Ovechkin and just be like
where the party at Ovechkin
oh I'm over the character
link in the description add me on Twitter
bye
do you remember the pea soup that you ate that night
also
you know what's great about this
is that Steve had been doing
YouTube for a while
so how old do you think
and Steve do not answer this how old
do you think Steve was in this video just throw a number
from his looks
I kind of
I kind of know
you're 21
21 years old
old enough to know
I was an unfunny
piece of shit
21 years old
that was actually
I think that was the week
I started at Kiss 92.5
for the first time
that was the same week
that might have been yeah
why did you think that
going away from the camera
and then coming back
was a good idea
is this before you
introduced jump cuts
no this was
yeah so
Mrs. Dangle
was also very confused
by that
she's like
is this your version
of jump cuts you idiot
and no
what that was was me trying to send a tweet and then leaving my desktop and then being like but
i gotta send another tweet and then leaving again oh that's not even the worst like you
weren't the brightest light at 21 no no i wasn't oh dude like this is why i try not to like
flame people too hard when they
say nasty things or whatever to me on Twitter
or whatever
when they look young because like I wouldn't have even
been friends with that incarnation of me
no and that was me
Mrs. Dangle was ripping on me
I'm like you dated that person for two years
you started
dating me when I was two years douchier than that
oh my god
oh my dear sweet god
and so many people
like you laugh at Steve
but you look at the comments
on this video
so many people are writing
Rafflecopter
and then it goes
soy soy soy soy
I don't know why
I have no idea
Rafflecopter goes
soy soy soy
that's what
several people have written that
and then there was one guy
did you delete the comment
with the guy calling you
a pedo too?
what?
yeah there was a comment on there
and I looked at it yesterday
I can't see it today
I wonder if it's gone
but it was like
Steve Dangle
you are a pedo
and it was like
something weird
like I want to feed you
your genitals
or something like that
it was really weird
Oh, I used to get fucked up comments.
Really?
Yeah, it was a messed up comment.
I was like, how is this?
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
And I was like, you know, I was thinking, I'm like, jeez, even back then, when it was
all so fresh and so new, people were still commenting idiotic stuff like that.
Anyway.
The good thing is that you don't suck now.
Oh, thanks, Jesse.
Oh, that's nice.
And the good thing is, like Jesse said, you don't suck now, and you don't suck as badly
as this TV anchor.
His name is Dan Phillips.
He used to work for WZTV for Fox.
Used to.
And he decided to do a sports report tribute to Prince.
Have a listen.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get to this thing called life.
An electric word life, but I'm here to tell you there's something else.
The NHL playoffs.
So when you call off that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one.
Dr. Everything going to be all right?
Don't expect an answer because he or she is probably checking out game four of the Ducks and Predators.
Let's go crazy, Smashville.
Let's get nuts.
Nope.
Instead, Ryan Getzloff is going to tuck the loose puck between Pecorine's legs to give Anaheim a 1-0 lead just 62 seconds in.
It stayed that way until midway through the second period.
What?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry and...
Adam, this is Scroaty McBooker Balls from South Park.
Like, seeing how long you can get through the book before throwing up.
I'm going to fucking Ralph.
Oh, my God.
Keep going.
It stayed that way until midway through the second period.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry and when Mike Fisher scores.
His first goal of the playoffs ties it up.
Steve walked out.
Get him back in.
Get him back in.
Get him back in.
You got to hear the rest of this.
You got to hear the rest of this.
You have to keep going.
You have to keep going.
Oh, is this the boom goes the dynamite guy's dad?
Oh, my God.
You can keep going, okay?
You got to keep listening to this, okay?
Oh, the playoffs ties it up, but it was all downhill after that.
It's 2-1 Ducks when Jamie McGill plays party man for the second straight game,
batting the puck out of the air and into the net.
That makes it 3-1.
and the clock hits 0-0.
Party over.
Oops, out of time.
It's the Ducks
who are going to party
like it's 1999.
Anaheim evens the series
with a 4-1 victory.
So the Ducks are still
two games from dying for you.
Jeez, I'm sorry!
Behind the center in Anaheim.
I'm pretty sure
that's on Alphabets.
All right, all right.
You've got to hear that again.
You've got to hear that whole thing.
Listen to this, okay?
Three.
So the Ducks are still
two games from
Dying For You
and The Predators.
Game five is set
for Saturday
at the Honda Center
in Anaheim.
I'm pretty sure
that's on Alphabet Street.
From one hot...
Alphabet Street
is a Prince song,
by the way.
Yeah, I figured that.
This guy
seems to have a history
of being ridiculous.
Oh, does he?
Okay, so let me just...
Before you get to his history,
he was fired after this.
Seriously?
Yeah, now we are
a minute 30
30 through a 4 minute
and 20 second segment.
So that kept going.
Well, that was the thing. I guess
they had listeners, and this is
according to his Facebook page, they said it wasn't
the station and a bunch of listeners
or viewers thought it was in poor taste. It wasn't
a tribute. Come on!
Now, I don't think it was a tribute. I think
it was kind of like capitalizing on a dude dying.
I mean, I really do. Really? I don't think
that was well done. I don't think that is a...
Oh, it certainly wasn't well done.
Whoever the producer was
that said okay do it
should probably also be like
they should be questioning that guy's judgment I think
because you can't
when you're doing something like that it's one thing to do it
when you talk for four and a half minutes straight
it's kind of not all the host's fault
well no it's totally
it's probably totally the host's fault
it probably was him
there's a team
there is a team and like a decision
making team not just the camera guy
like that person shouldn't have to pay
no no absolutely not but
that is not a tribute that's not a tribute that's a guy using a bunch of song names that he googled
i think it's a terrible attempt at one but i don't want to i don't think the guy should be
fired for the attempt but they're saying okay what are they he was fired also because of his
conduct on facebook live so he does a segment where he answers questions from listeners from
a fishbowl and then when the other reporters walked in the room and he reportedly yelled
you better not fucking come into my office with that and then he proceeded to repeatedly yell on
facebook live fuck you fuck you i fucking told her that would happen if she came into my office
oh wow so it has nothing to do with this no it was after this event they said the meltdown led
to phillips's firing yeah it sounds like he had a fucking meltdown on a co-worker and then he got
bad publicity for a poorly
executed piece of
I don't know. He shared this
on his Facebook page and he said this was the reason.
He said, first of all, I want to thank everybody
for the kind words, comments, blah, blah, blah, the tribute for prints
I did last week. Unfortunately, there were apparently
some viewers as well as management at the station
who did not feel the same way. They felt it insensitive
and as a result, I was terminated today.
Yeah, and then the report
today said a source told
that he was fired because
of his Facebook Live and is not
his Facebook report.
I mean, it could be a combination.
It's a combination.
He seems like an idiot.
If you're the manager.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
He's an idiot.
If you're a manager of Fox 17 in, is it East Lansing?
You saw my reaction and repulsion to what he did.
It's from Nashville.
If you are.
I don't think it was a fireable offense.
It's overall.
But no, no, no.
It's stupid.
If you have a guy who makes decisions like that, you're a Nashville television station.
you're a legitimate
huge market
it must have been done
he must
so you said he's done
a bunch of these
a big market
he's done a bunch of these
I
there have been
there has to be things before
but you cannot
I agree that you cannot
fire a guy
based on that alone
this guy must be a chode
like he must be fired
based on the Facebook live video
yes
then there you go
yeah no I think so
cause you're making
the brand look bad
at that point
if he's gonna have
that kind of tirade
on Facebook live
like imagine how he is
behind the scenes
I like to think that
maybe he was joking
I haven't seen
the facebook live video they said it was deleted i don't like i appreciate attempts at comedy
okay i appreciate attempts at making people feel good making them feel a certain way that's an
attempt you think that's an attempt it's a bad it's a terrible attempt it's a never in a million
years when i make that attempt especially at his age holy shit at least i was 21 when i was being
a douchebag
talking about
Twitter
and all that
um
that guy's probably
in his late 30s
early 40s
something like that
uh
but I
I think he was trying
to make people feel
a certain way
like come on
what was he trying
to make them feel Steve
I don't know
what could you possibly
make someone feel
except for
that is so awkward
I want to bury
my head in sand
I would rather
eat dirt
than watch that clip again
oh totally
and you could
can you get fired
for just being bad
yes
probably right
yeah
so I don't think
I have a hard time
believing like
that was so insensitive
if you deserve to be fired
I think that's probably
a reason that they use
but if I'm station management
and one of my on air people
is making decisions like that
I'm looking for
I'm looking for reasons
yeah there you go
so I think we're getting
to the bottom of it here
and also I mean
saying fuck you
I'll just say fuck you
to a co-worker
on Facebook live
saying don't fucking
bring that shit
there are people
can you imagine that
that voice by the way
Alphabet Street
Don't fucking bring that in here
I want to see this video now
They said it's deleted
So they don't have a copy of it
Oh bullshit
It was on the internet
Yeah
Somebody has it
Oh god
And I bet it was said
In a joking manner
But again
I think they were probably
Looking for
I mean
It was an attempt
No no no
Not that
I bet the Facebook live thing
Was probably a joke too
But it doesn't matter
You know guys
No that doesn't matter
I guess it's just
A sign of a time
That's why you get fired
let's just let that
hang in the air
for a moment
do you want to hear
something good now
I got some great audio
see
did he
did this tribute
continue into the
baseball highlights
because that would have
been a really good
opportunity to use
the bat dance
yes
and I'm not
going to even play it
oh thank you
yeah no
but I do want to play
something that was
tweeted
by Steve actually
when the Marlies
were in Bridgeport
check this out
So this is Willie
Say hi to Steve Dangle
Check it out
Someone scream this
At Willie Nealon
That was sent to me
From my friend Cassandra
Who works at Leafs TV
I saw the clip of them
Getting off the ice
But I
I couldn't hear it
So I must
I guess
She was the only one
Who had a recording of it
So to whoever that was
Thanks
Where was the game?
Bridgeport, Connecticut
That's pretty neat.
And by the way, what are the odds that A, the show would have a fan in Bridgeport, Connecticut?
Two, what are the odds that it was one of the 300 people there?
Dude, no one was at the Bridgeport Sound Tigers games.
It was kind of sad.
Yeah.
It was kind of sad.
But Rico was rocking for game three.
Sure was.
And round two starts tomorrow.
I remember you used that Steve Dangle promo code.
Oh, that's right.
You save up to 30% on tickets with the Marlies.
Someone messaged me the other day.
They bought tickets for their whole family.
They saved $35.
There you go.
Which is like, that's a ticket in itself.
Which you can then spend on beer and hot dogs.
There you go.
Or juice boxes.
I'm sure they sell juice boxes too.
They have noodles.
They sell noodles that you can put like sriracha on.
They do?
Really?
Oh yeah.
Damn.
We should have got that when we were there.
Yeah, why did we not get that?
Why not use your savings to get Panago before you go in?
Hey, by the way, you know what's been fun about the Marley's thing?
Have we mentioned this before?
The outcry? Yeah, I think we did
last podcast. The outcry from
media used to
following the Leafs getting
upset about the Marlies not allowing them
in the dressing room.
I don't know how much I can talk about that.
I know that, but all I will say
is this.
It's been a rule since 2011.
It's been a rule for very long. And that's all I'm going to say.
We'll leave it at that.
Shall we do the press conference?
Or did you want to say something?
This individual was also shocked.
Shocked.
That they couldn't talk to the general manager of the Toronto Marlies
slash assistant general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs
during the first intermission of a fucking playoff game.
Fucking duh.
Oh my, sorry, that blew my, I was mortified.
Mortified.
So how much would you want to say on that?
Oh not much
Press conference
Let's do it
The Presser
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NBA confirmed
They're gonna throw
Some ads on the jerseys
Rowan wants to know
What you guys think
Is the NHL gonna do it?
Wait sorry
That's the NBA?
The NBA
Yes
Yeah
And what do you think?
Whatever
They've been doing it
I mean remember
when Nike had that big deal
with the NHL in the 90s
where it was like
well there's going to be
a swoosh there
instead of CCM
which is a Canadian company
I was going to take
the Canada out of the game
I think
now there's going to be
a Honda Civic logo
on the Sydney CrossFit jersey
everyone thinks
that
everyone thinks
that
all NHL jerseys
are going to turn into
you know
ridiculous Spengler Cup
friggin
NASCARs
stickers all over everything
NASCARs
ads up and down
all the sleeves
I don't think
it's going to be like that
I don't think it's going to be like that
Dude a lot of AHL teams have advertising on their jerseys
I never hear any AHL fans
Ever complain about it
Like if it's small and it's subtle
And it's like one brand
I'm okay with one brand
I'm okay with one brand when it's okay we're going to have
Two, three, four, five
But like
Not many teams in this league turn a profit guys
Do you hate lockouts or not?
Yeah but
The jersey's sacred to me
Okay cool well
I guess you're cool with
that jersey not playing
games once every six to
eight years. Listen, I'm a
Gannett. God's a Gannett. You're a Gannett?
And if you got any sense, you're a Gannett.
I am not a Gannett. I'm for it. I'm not a
Gannett, actually. You know what? It's funny. I was
against it, and it was one of our listeners that swayed
me. They're like, yeah, you ever watch Premier League?
And I was like, yeah, I do.
Manchester United did. You ever seen
Vodafone on the, like, literally
I used to think Manchester United, I used to
think they're yeah they're local I was like what's Vodafone I remember being like oh that's probably
something in another language I'm like but they play in England like what's amazing about about
Premier League is that it first of all the money is just astronomical that that league brings in
it's just crazy and yes we'll talk about Leicester City quickly soccer fans because I think that's
important to talk about but what's amazing is that the the the ads on their jerseys are about
10 times the size of the actual logo
of the team. It is the logo.
Like, there's like a little patch, it's like,
oh yeah, by the way, we're Man U.
Oh, by the way, we're Tottenham.
Like, that's...
I don't want it replacing
the logo. That, to me, is ridiculous.
And the Finnish way of doing it, it looks like
a NASCAR, like, have you seen
any Patrick Laine?
Oh, and the ads are all over the ice.
But, you know what,
this is, it's a capitalist
society and it's a capitalist game
the whole point is to make money
the point is not to win the cup for the NHL, the point is to make money
so it's gonna happen
and it's gonna be fine and people
are gonna be upset about it and they're still gonna
watch and who the hell cares, it's another
thing for people to get distracted by
you know that song, wish we could turn back time
to the good old days
yeah, stressed out
from 21 Pilots, I hate that song, me too
wake up you need to make money
yeah, you do, you can't
Sit on your ass and smoke weed all day
What do you mean I gotta do shit
I just wish that my mom used to
I wish I could go back to when I didn't have to do stuff
And I could play pretend with my friends
Yeah
How do you think you got to do that
Because your mom was working
I know
Maybe it's time that you worked for your mother
And put her in a good house
Maybe buy your mother a house
She bought you one
Second question
This is for Adam Wild
No I think we were making a point
Can we make a point here?
Do you want to make that point?
Look, in a perfect world, in a perfect world...
Nobody has to work.
Nobody has to work.
In a perfect world, nobody even has to...
Why do we have commercials during games?
We don't like commercials.
We don't like commercials.
Screw commercials, Steven.
Screw commercials.
How come every time I watch a video, there's got to be an ad before it?
How come my favorite hockey team has to wear a logo on, you know, a company logo on their jersey?
And how come they don't win the Stanley Cup every year?
Guess what?
Competition and money.
It's the way of the world, man.
It's the way of the world.
And beyond that.
It's not perfect.
I don't love it.
I read so many articles from like Thought Catalog and Elite Daily and stuff.
I'm looking for Prep for Kiss.
And what will happen is people are like, you know, you spend so much time enslaved.
You're enslaved.
Yeah, man.
To companies.
You're enslaved.
Totally.
Listen.
You have the option to start your own company.
You have the option to never work a day in your life.
I don't know how you plan on feeding yourself, but you have that option.
And I just, as a philosophical thing, having to work hard is admirable.
And when I see these articles, I'm like, are you people crazy?
And it's like, we want to get back to the way humanity should have been.
The humanity that when people lived till they were 25 years old and had to hunt their whole lives and got mauled by bears?
I don't know.
I don't mind the reality we're living in.
Make America great again.
What?
What are you talking about?
so sorry before we get to the next thing jesse uh one i i want to i want to we this is important
that we talk to the young people who we were just lambasted for not working hard enough oh we're not
saying that we're not saying that we're just saying 21 pilots bro is that even the name of
the band yeah it's a shit uh there's 21 of them so um at it's tony now uh tweeted here's the most
insane unpaid internship of all time and i feel like i need to bring this up because we beat the
drum intern you need to intern yep you got to work for free sometimes you know it sucks deal with it
hey man there's paid internships out there this is an example of an unpaid internship
i would encourage you to never take in your life uh you'd be the play-by-play slash media relations
person for the mallerson mallard madison mallards baseball i don't know who the madison mallards
jesse could you look that up yeah while i read this incredible list so again this is an unpaid
internship guys the madison mallards are looking for an enthusiastic and ambitious and uh individual
to join the front office as the radio broadcaster that sounds appealing tell me more this position
will manage all day-to-day media relations duties and act as the traveling secretary on all road
trips this is a seasonal position beginning in may 2016 and ending in mid august this position
is unpaid the candidate will serve as the full-time radio broadcaster traveling with the team during
the season that could be fun oh yeah totally duties and responsibilities include but are not
limited to oh right press releases promoting team initiatives including postgame recaps
for the team website first of all you i'm not even sure you should do that for free no yeah that
takes a long time that's a pr degree yeah like anytime i had to write the postgames for leafs
nation.com back in the day dude i i hate it i hated it i was like i'd rather do a video or
something um coordinate all aspects of team travel including notifying restaurants hotels
and other teams uh getting team orders room assignments etc broadcast all 72 northwoods
in four months on 1670 the zone uh the zone including pre and post game shows so by the way
god but okay and you're taking your phone probably an hour yeah post game show is probably an hour
And you're taking phone calls, and you're taking them without a producer.
And then the baseball game is three hours.
So game days, it's five hours, just the broadcast.
Not including any of the other shit I just mentioned or am about to mention.
Including pregame shows, blah, blah, blah.
During the regular season and playoffs, if necessary.
If these are the kind of things you're putting out, I don't think you're a playoff team.
But I don't know much about you.
Ability to work long hours, including weekends, as business indicates.
Yeah, I guess.
No shit.
I guess.
Strong written and verbal communication skills
Produce radio commercials
For the Mallards and business partners
You're an imaging producer now?
Do you know how
Let me tell you something
I've been in radio 10 years
You have no idea how difficult it is to put together a commercial
That shit takes all the
But you also gotta do play by play
There are guys here who do commercials
Okay
We literally have producers here who just do commercials
And they will spend all morning
on one half of one oh yeah because they have to be good those 15 second little shoes that takes
forever uh produce radio commercial okay i said that one work closely with the gm and corporate
service team to include all sponsor and promotional live reads each game update uh the mallards wait
oh each game they screwed up here uh live reads each game update the mallards website daily
you're also the it guy and then the last the last star which might be the icing on the cake
other duties as assigned by general manager how many jobs did i just list okay how many
fuck duties how many full and part-time jobs that i just list three full one part r it play by play
and a travel assistant not it really like digital produce digital content producer i'll play devil's
advocate on these because you should have multiple skills you know for example when I was an intern
at the fan I did audio editing and I did a little bit of reporting and I did a teeny bit of writing
and I did some coffee fetching and whatever by the way that was two evenings a week which I think
is a reasonable commitment that's a reasonable commitment and Leafs TV I was there a lot more
but it was a paid internship yeah so and I mean so you got a lot more out of me I got a lot more
out of them you know how many right okay press releases team initiatives we should get saski
in to talk about this because a lot of these are duties she would do oh and that's a full-time
but remember she wouldn't update the fucking website she wouldn't she wouldn't do pre and
post game show what what league what division are these guys so this is a collegiate summer
baseball league well that's why there's no money it's for uh players who have attended a year of
college and still can play in college next season so it's kind of it's a summer late college
baseball but in between the summer i'm gonna play so the general manager is probably a part-time guy
and that's probably but the thing is the thing about that internship is whoever wrote that is
is a tool for this reason have more than one intern have a guy that wants to be in radio
have a guy girl want us to be radio guy girl that wants to be in pr guy girl that wants to
That's five internships
I'm okay with it being unpaid
If you split it amongst at least five people
Have someone do
I saw someone tweet
You should never do play-by-play for free
Okay, well
Go look at how many play-by-play
Look, I think in a perfect world
You're absolutely right
It's not perfect and you're wrong
I applied for play-by-play things too
At the professional level
Yeah, you're absolutely right
You're not doing Blue Jays games
we should probably do
collegiate summer baseball
for free
play by play
yeah like Buffalo Bison
something like that
you should be paid for
Marley's you should
certainly be paid for
OHL you should be paid
what is it
the Reading Wildcats
or whatever the
double A team
for the Jays is
New Hampshire Fishercats
yeah it's the Fishercats
and I know that
because I'll play
MLB the show
and I always make my way
up to the ranks
yeah
Fishercats
I still haven't played it
it's a great game
the thing is
that's what these five jobs
you have to
Tom Cheek
who was the Blue Jays announcer
for, I want to say, 37 years,
40 years, something like that, however long
the team was, and then he passed.
Over 4,100 games? Yes, a crazy amount.
Tom Cheek
started by going to
baseball games in his neighborhood
and recording himself, because he'd sit
in the stands, and he'd call the game by himself.
And he'd sit there with a recorder, and you think about that
40 years ago. To have a recorder,
it was tape. And also, imagine what
a psycho he must have looked like to other people
in the stands. But he did
that there is a value to doing things for free my internship totally was eight months six days a
week if you can afford it if you can afford it and another another argument i've heard is not
everyone can afford to do that no and that's fair that is true that is fair but i i think if you if
you can't i think there's got to be a good balance that's ridiculous that is ridiculous press releases
initiatives like that's almost a full job right there dude coordinating team travel you're you're
and travel for a fucking baseball team.
Yeah, no, that's nuts.
You're booking buses?
Are you kidding me?
And restaurants?
And restaurants, hotels?
No.
No.
No.
Getting orders, room assignment,
that is a full-time job.
Right there.
That's a job.
That's a job.
Or seasonal, I guess,
because it's a baseball team
and it's not like they need it all year.
That's at very least one seasonal job.
I think it was the general manager
who probably put that out.
That general manager,
it's like, what do you do?
Nothing, apparently.
Like, can you trade in a summer league division?
Probably not.
No.
Collegiate?
Yeah, so what are you doing, GM?
There's only 14 position players and a dozen pitchers on the team.
So this is a GM that doesn't want to do any stuff.
The broadcast crew, I mean, for five hours a game day,
throw them at least $50 a game, something like that.
But they don't make it.
No, the point is if you don't have the money,
which they probably don't have the money for that.
$50 a game?
Steve?
Okay.
I can almost guarantee
that margins are that tight
I'm sure of it
because this is a
summer league
nothing team
then don't have all that stuff
then don't have it all
I got
when I was the
Steelheads in arena host
I got 30 bucks a game
yep
which 20 bucks was gas
because they play in
Mississauga
yep
but you did it
but I did it
but I
you know what
they didn't have to give me
that 30 bucks
but I really appreciated
that they were like
here's at least
getting you here and back
you know what I mean
yeah
here's at least
getting to hear about
as an intern
like the smallest kindness
you got to appreciate
every time I see
Jack Armstrong on TV
calling Raptors games
I'm like fucking yeah
Jack Armstrong
because he was the
nicest human being
the nicest human being
I've heard nothing
but great things
always offered it
he would offer to
not just like buy coffees
like let me buy
let me buy a lunch
let me buy a footlong sub
and I would turn it down
and when I turned it down
he was like
like he looked like
so heartbroken
like I almost wanted
to accept it
like to make him
feel better
like he wants to
appreciate those
kindnesses
well we
this is ridiculous
that's it's a crazy
crazy addition
here's something
how many people
do you think they
draw a game
last season
oh fuck
15 20
where is this
uh
Madison Mallard
is it Madison
Wisconsin
oh uh
that's a decently
50 60 people
15 16
no 50 60
10 to 70 people
6 000 people
a game
oh okay
so they're
whoa whoa whoa
You're going to charge them two bucks?
They're making some money there.
Plus the ass in the outfield.
Those fucking guys.
No, that's horseshit.
They're making money.
6,000.
6,300.
So another thing, like if you're the person who put this job out there,
forget the fact that it's unfair.
There's no human being that could possibly do a good job at that.
No.
No.
Couldn't possibly.
They're going to be distracted calling the games
because they're going to be booking hotels the whole time.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
So anyway, I felt like I had to bring that up
because we beat that drum pretty hard.
look
maybe do an internship
for free
and maybe do it
for six months
and maybe do it
for six months
do not be taken
advantage of
that's ridiculous
that is absolutely ridiculous
you'll know
you'll know
and traveling?
like how far do they travel?
I would love to know
well that's a good question too
who knows
no that's absolutely ridiculous
drawing 6,000 people
that's better than
some Jays games
in recent years
yeah
I mean like
that's pretty good man
no and the Marlies pay
like their whole crew
And that's about
An average regular season
Marley's game
Maybe even
Maybe even good
Do you want to do
The second question?
Yeah sorry about that
No I just
I felt
Because a few people
Tweeted that at me
And I just
I felt
Responsible
Like look
Nobody's suggesting
Nobody is suggesting
I know that
That we suggested that
No I know that
Right
But I just felt like
I should
That should have been a question
Look
Nobody was suggesting
That that's what we were condoning
Correct?
I interned for
No
But I interned for free
For a little bit
And I decided
I was like I am willing to sacrifice
this much
no one should be willing, you're sacrificing
six months of your life
forget hanging out with friends and partying
you're not even going to see your parents
for fuck's sake
Adam
this question is for you
it's from Rogue underscore Baser
Rogue Baser
how do Adam's friends feel when a podcast
listener randomly joins their
battlefront game
so here's what happened
I didn't know you could do this
But apparently
You could join someone's party
On PS4
Without them accepting you
You just hop it
Which is ridiculous
I learned that the hard way
That's about the dumbest thing
Now he happened to be great
BushBR89
I played with him last night
He happened to be a really nice guy
But I was kind of taken aback
It was a little bit forward
I'm not gonna lie
and my friends were like
what the hell is going on here
so I'm thinking
I'm thinking that
we're gonna have to figure
something out there
like
no no there's settings
you can change
you can?
oh yeah for sure
no no cause like
I mean no offense
but like
not to sound cocky
but like
I would just get people
talking in my ear
like every two seconds
dad
dad
dad
Dangle
play with Shell
we were playing
we were playing
and I was like
thank god this guy is a good guy because honestly had he been some crazy dude i would have been like
my friends have been like what the hell is the matter with you and we're never playing with you
again uh but they were all like wow he was that was cool what what how did that happen and because
none of us knew that that was the thing so he happened to be great but that's what happened man
it's the craziest thing um but yeah like i i mean whatever i i i've been wanting to play the thing
is that I haven't
a lot of time
to play our listeners
at anything recently
so I would like
to jump on
and start doing that
a little bit more often
same Z's
yeah
life's busy man
life is busy
it gets really
freaking busy
in honor of
first overall pick
we should mimico
Austin Matthews name
for waffles or bust
Austin Mathman
Austin Mathman
Austin Mathman
by the way
is he Austin though
if Austin Matthews is in town,
is it no longer Marn's barn?
I mean,
and by the way,
you hated that the first time I brought it up.
I love that.
Now you're considering it.
People still tweeted at me whenever there's the biggest star on the team,
Marner,
Nylander,
or Matthews.
Ooh.
Or Riley.
Or Kadri.
Well,
it won't be Kadri.
No.
Riley could be.
I feel like,
don't you almost feel relieved that Matthews is going to take some pressure off?
Nylander?
Yes.
Well,
Well, and Marner.
Yeah.
And Marner.
Because Marner was going to have a ton of pressure put on him next season.
And now people are like, distracted by shiny things.
I know.
And you've got guys like me going,
he needs to have the best offseason of anyone in the Leafs organization.
He does.
He said that.
Lou Lamorello said that.
I said that and I meant it.
I still mean it.
Lou Lamorello said the same thing.
Well, there you go.
There you go.
And that's the most outstanding player in the OHL this year, by the way.
Oh, did he win?
He won.
He won and he's currently at like two points a game in the OHL playoffs.
I think heading into the final.
Who's the biggest star on the team?
I think it's going to be Austin Matthews if it's Austin Matthews.
And I could be wrong, but I think that they're saying that,
I mean, I don't know what is said.
I don't know what Nylander's comparables are.
All I know is they're expecting Nylander to be a great player.
They're saying that Austin Matthews is not Connor McDavid level.
I don't know how you make that comparison.
Andy Maitman.
Because Austie is ridiculous.
That's the point.
So I feel like they would go with the next simple name.
Andy?
No.
Andy Maitman.
Nah.
Nah, bruh.
No, out of here.
It's Osteemathman.
Fine.
Osteemathman?
Hmm.
All right.
See?
See?
It doesn't fit.
We'll let the Twitter universe decide.
We'll figure this out.
We'll figure this out.
The Twitterverse?
The Twitterverse.
The internets?
The internets.
Rafflecopter.
Oh, come on, interpeeps.
Rafflecopter goes soy, soy, soy for some reason.
I don't get this.
Is Riley...
Also, I'm going to feed Steve Dangle's hand to him.
And decapitate him, according to the Sportsnet.
You got some messed up comments.
That's something fun.
Go back into Steve's old videos and pick out the most messed up comment that you can pick out.
Dude, on Sportsnet's Facebook page, I see comments all the time where I'm like,
I'm fairly certain I can turn this over to the police.
Yeah.
It's pretty messed up.
Is Riley captain of the team in two years?
Or one year?
Depends on what he does next year.
Yeah, I don't think they have a guy in mind.
I really don't.
I think it's Riley's to win.
I wouldn't say it's Riley's to lose.
I think if Riley right now would be the lead candidate,
but Riley's also got to show,
and I don't know what the dressing room dynamic is.
I honestly have no idea.
Me neither.
But he'll have to show that he's a leader,
and he'll have to get these young guys behind him.
What I love about-
This 22-year-old will have to get the young guys behind him.
Yeah.
He's younger than Zach Hyman.
Yeah, yeah.
What I love about this, though,
is that they are not going,
well, Austin Matthews is going to come to town
and in a year he'll be captain.
Like they're doing at Edmonton.
Dude, totally.
I mean, McDavid's is next level though.
Like he probably should be.
But we don't know.
This is the thing.
This was the thing that kills me
is that they're already comparing
Austin Matthews to somebody.
Well, that's what you do.
You just don't know.
You don't know in terms of,
like you don't know what level he's going to be at.
What if he is at a Jack Eichel level?
apparently
Jack Eichel
couldn't carry his skates
to the rink
according to
one scout
who spoke to someone
I don't even remember
someone said that?
supposedly
which I mean
come the fuck on
like Jack Eichel's
amazing dude
Steve I don't think
he settled on a player
who's going to be
captain?
was that the question?
who's going to be
best player on the team?
best player on the team
Matthews, Marner,
Nylander, Riley
god
hard to not say
Nylander too
he's like really
it is
he's so good
and you know what
and he looks great
as good as Matthews
was in Europe
you gotta do it here
yeah
it is different
it's different
so
it's different
it's different
although
I have to say
in a similar league
Nylander kicked booty
and then came over
and kicked booty
you know
Liga and
Sweden
pretty close right
yeah
well
no
the Finnish league
is not
it's not quite there
I thought he was
playing Swiss
oh Matthews
yeah I don't know
he was playing Swiss
Sorry I thought you were
I don't know why
I thought you were
Talking about Finland
Let me throw it out there
Devil's Advocate
I'm going to say
Morgan Rielly
He almost
Almost or did
I can't remember
Almost got 40 points
As a defender
On that hunk of shit
Last year
And by the way
30th place hunk of shit
And
And Kadri got 45
And he was the team leader
And he missed
A little bit of time
Yeah but
No but
I'm helping you here
I see what you're saying
I'm not bashing Kadri
I see what you're saying
I know you're used to that
I know you're used to that
What I think is
Qadri can't carry his skates
To the rink
Am I right?
Sorry this coffee
Was finished a while ago
No
As a defender
He did what he did
Last year
On a 30th place team
Imagine
When he's
Feeding the puck up ice
No offense
To not Michael Grabner
Or not Leo Komarov
On the first line
Like God bless Leo Komarov
I don't necessarily
Want to see him
On my first line man
and you know what
he held
he held it for a while
he really did
but
dude
imagine
forget Stamkos
okay
forget it
you're feeding the puck
to JVR
which is great
you're feeding the puck
to Kadri
you're feeding the puck
to Matthews
you're feeding the puck
to Nylander
you're feeding the puck
to Soshnikov
you're feeding the puck
to Soshnikov
Connor Brown
you're feeding the puck
to Connor Brown
Brooks Light
Brooks Light
Milan Mahalik
Jared Cowan
Jared Cowan to Milan Mahal
Marley's got me so excited
man
Tobias Lindbergh
hasn't even been in the lineup
like
for the last two games
well and that's
this is the thing
is that next year
people are like
well the Marley's will fall off
don't think so
well
I mean
in that they won't score
114 points
yeah probably
but
they're still going to be
pretty damn good team
I think they'll still be
pretty good
and like Andreas Johnson
at one point
I thought would have made
the Leafs out of camp
I think they might send him down to the Marlies for a little bit
and like what a huge addition that'll be
Andrew Nielsen could play junior
or could play AHL next year
like holy shit
I'm trying not to get too ahead of myself
it would get to the
your hope is that you get to
you hope that you get to the point
where your minor league team is so good
that teams come and go here's an NHL player
for that minor league player
or an NHL pick or whatever it is
at least one at that particular time
One thing I will say that I'm not sure Kyle Dubas quite did as much of
as was really implied before the season.
He wanted to use the Orlando Solar Bears a little more, the ECHL team.
He did use it, but it was mostly with guys on, well, not ECHL.
He sent Garrett Sparks down to get some time.
Yeah, but it was mostly guys like Kola Matis,
guys who
aren't even on an NHL
contract and it doesn't look like they're going to get an NHL
contract. I would like to see
if there isn't enough room
for a prospect, you let them
go down there, play on the first line and completely tear
it up until the point where it's
obvious that it's stupid to have them down there
and then you call them up. You know what I mean?
Because it feels like, the Marlies
are carrying like 40 or 50
guys right now and they just cut
a bunch of guys from their tryout contracts.
so they still have
like over 40 players
and they cut people
like they're
they're thick man
they're a
they're a deep team
I don't see the Leafs
making a lot of moves
this offseason
I really don't
I don't think
I don't think they need to
saying
Stamkos
how the hell
can they afford them
yeah
how
how
like even if you throw
Lupo on Robidon Highland
I don't
I don't think that they can
I think the Leafs have
I don't think you've considered
the fact that they are paying
Mahalik
and they are paying
Colin Greening
Colin Greening
and they are paying
Brooks Lyke
I mean together
isn't that like
10 million dollars in salary?
Mahalik's over 4
Lyke I think is
4.5
and Greening's gotta be
Does Staloc go through this year?
No Staloc's done
He's done?
Okay
He's done
And Rafi Torres is done
Rafi Torres is done
Like if you look at
General Fanniger right now
it's really confusing
I looked at it yesterday
but
There's a lot going on
because I don't think
General Fanniger
takes into account that
Horton won't be on
the books. Robidop probably won't be
on the books. Lupal, likely.
I have no idea about Lupal.
Dude, you think you know what
the Leafs are going to look like next year? No idea. You have no
idea. Neither do I. I just
said all that stuff. Oh, imagine Riley feeding this guy,
that guy, that guy. You have no idea. Two final
things. KingLochner16
points this out. If Matthews
was born 48 hours
earlier, he would have been a pick in
2015.
What does that draft look
like? That's also good about us. Does Matthews
Because he's older.
Yeah.
He's more developed.
Does he go ahead of Michael?
I don't think so.
No?
I don't think so.
But imagine then.
Imagine then a draft.
Does he fall to us instead of Marner?
Maybe.
No, I don't think so.
We probably would have had him.
He would have been ahead of Strom.
Because that would make the draft then,
if you say he's probably not Eichel,
that would make the draft McDavid, Eichel, Matthews, Dylan Strom, Mitch Marner.
Marner goes
Would you have taken
Strome over Marner
Marner
In retrospect now
I don't know
I don't think so
I don't know
Well I mean
Hindsight 2020
I mean look at the season
Marner's had
On probably a better team
Though but
I think he's motivated
Not that Dylan Strome
Is not
Please don't
Arizona fans
Please
Dylan Strome is going to be
A fantastic hockey player
Just a
That's a toss up
It's a hard one to take
I'm going to go with Marner
Because I'm partial to him
Because he's a leaf
And by the way
That's going to start up
Next year too
Forget the Matthews
Versus whoever
it's going to be
Marner versus Strom
because I bet
Strom makes the Coyotes
and Marner makes the Leafs
isn't it great
that we have a Leaf
that's in
one versus another
in these conversations
this has never happened
unless it was Phil
not disparagingly
yeah
amazing
anyway we should probably
wrap it up
one final thing
any comments on
Kessel signing in New York
becoming the highest paid
player in the Leaf
oh Amanda Kessel
I was like
what are you talking about
and somebody was saying
she got what is it
$26,000
and people were like
it's a shame
what they pay
Female hockey players
We have to understand
In this particular situation
Is this is a step
In the right direction
That's a lot of money
For a fledgling league
For a league that doesn't
Make money
Yeah
And for a league
They have a salary cap guys
Yeah
They have a salary cap
$26,000 is a huge amount
Of money to give a team
Tremendous compliment to her
It's great
It's great publicity
It's great for the league
It's great that her name
You know what
It helps that her name's
Kessel too
It does help
Because you've got
Superstar in the NHL
superstar in in uh in the women's league and it's like that is that is fantastic for like marketing
purposes i mean but she was the crown jewel like she was the big get oh for sure and the big listen
and like there was there was talk about her maybe going to the cwhl in the end that's not what i'm
saying though is i think it's super i think it's really cool that you know her and phil can do
endorsement deals together they can do that would be cool you know what i mean like it would be cool
Like, it made news that she signed.
Yeah, that's the key.
That's progress, and that's where we need to be going.
And I think what I mean is that no matter what, she would have made this money.
No matter what, because she's that good.
But because her last name's Kessel, boom, marketing-wise,
you've got to just, from a purely marketing perspective,
that's also an amazing opportunity.
And just from her perspective, I mean,
it's amazing that she came back to playing hockey this season at all.
Oh, my God.
Because she was supposed to miss the whole thing because of a concussion.
I'm not actually sure how she sustained it, but, you know, big comeback, big payday, all things considered.
And who knows what her salary will be next year because you're going to have advertisers that are now interested, right?
You can now sell it.
And that's the point.
If you can sell the sponsorships, you can pay the players.
It's good news for, like, I mean, if you're a player on any of the other teams in the league,
part of you goes, damn it, now I have to play Amanda Kessel.
however
Amanda Kessel
is probably going to
make money for this league
which makes money for me
yeah
absolutely
it's like when
Wayne Gretzky was making
8 million dollars
in 1991
right
you know
but it gave everyone
else a raise
yes
yes
absolutely
it's good news
for whoever outscores
Amanda Kessel
if they can
if they can
hey
I deserve Amanda Kessel
money
it's all
she's going to be
so much
it's going to be
so much fun to watch
ah
excited
anyway
very interesting
shout out everyone
who donated to our
pay for the way
oh can you
we're the top team
right now
and Jesse is the
only one who
actually blew his
account out of the water
my fundraising goal
is lower than yours
so
yeah mine's a thousand
mine is also a thousand
I think I'm at like
five hundred
guys help me out
can you help me out
too
sixty nine
yours was six hundred
ninety
six hundred ninety
dollars
come on
that's funny
dude that's like
you know how much
money I raised
for the CN Tower walk
I could have been
like everyone give me
twenty dollars
and some people
might have been like
But I told people to donate $19.67
And a lot of people
Donated just that
They didn't round up to $20
I liked it too
Here's what I would like
I would like you to donate $26,000 to me
Because Steve did $19.67
How about we say $26,000
Each of us
Everybody donate $26,000
Adam's already on the CWHL bandwagon
Let's steal Amanda Kessel and get her to play for the Furies
And do it
Let's do it
I'd like that
Do you think another Kessel would come to Toronto?
Probably not, right?
Okay, fine.
Well, we'll get her to sign some.
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