The Steve Dangle Podcast - The Steve Dangle Podcast - Nov 3, 2016 - What's the Matter with You?
Episode Date: November 3, 2016On this episode, the guys rant about the World Series and every other sport before inevitably falling on the Leafs. Steve also thinks he can help the Canucks and a special guest joins the show to talk... about jerseys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Panago Pizza presents S.T.P.
The Steve Dangle Podcast with your hosts, Steve Dangle and Adam Wilde.
Jesse would like the stage to start the show. It's Jesse Blake.
Jesse's always have the stage. Here we go. Here we go.
Theo Epstein.
Theo Epstein.
Theo Epstein.
GM.
Of both Boston.
Of both Boston.
And Chicago.
Chicago.
The Bruins and the Blackhawks
No
That must have been such a conflict in the Stanley Cup Final of 2013
You know, that would have been a little bit of trouble
He broke the curse in Boston
It was 1918 to 2004
Wow
And then last night he broke the curse in Chicago
1908 to 2016
That's a bit of a long time
So what does Bob Stauffer
Oilers Radio Analysis
And host of an Oilers show
In Edmonton
They have oiler shows in Edmonton.
On the radio.
Get out.
So what does he tweet last night?
He tweets, congratulations Cubs.
He tweets, as GM Theo Epstein ends drought in Boston and Chicago.
After winning in Boston, Peter Shirelli has a shot to do the same with the Oilers.
Because they're, what's their drought, 26 years?
It's the same thing, Adam.
Totally the same thing.
Well, you know
Boston's wasn't even the same thing
Oh my goodness
Anyways, I thought that was so Edmonton
You know what?
It's pretty Toronto too
So I can give him a pass on that one
Well, ours is kind of justified
Well, ours is justified
Toronto, Adam, or self-centered?
Because I think the stereotype
Is that Toronto is
Yes, yes
You know, hey
All power to him for trying
you need a bit of a crowbar
to get that shoe to fit
yeah that body's not fully buried yet
but we'll
give him that somewhat
Wayne Gretzky is still very much alive
yeah
Wayne Gretzky's grandkids
he's got one that was just born
right
there was a video
of an 81 year old man
sitting in his chair
I cried when he got on ESPN
You could have just cried all night and all morning
Because there were thousands of videos like that
Dude, even Bill Murray's old
Like, Bill Murray's getting up there
Bill Murray's looking it too
A little bit, I mean, because he is
He's been born, lived a hundred years
And died
A World Series for the Cubs
Well, and this is the thing
So this 81 year old, and I was just waiting for the part of the video
Where he talks about how there was a
30 plus year drought before he was born
Wow
What was it, Neil deGrasse Tyson
He said the last time the Cubs won
The World Series, there was only
85 elements in the periodic table
Like just crazy
He also tweeted
The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
Real estate developer Donald Trump
Was running for president
That's a cheeky guy
I want to know
How many times Haley's Comet has passed
I want to know
Why has nobody
done a follow up
on Steve Bartman yet
why do we not
he is in hiding
is he
he can't still be in hiding
now
yeah
yeah man
well I know that
the two hour feature
but like now
like at this moment
no one's coming
after Steve Bartman now
it's
which
isn't that the most
insane thing
my sports team won
you can live now
you can have a life now
damn
you can have a career now
where does he live
what does he do
the public is paying
for him to be in hiding
eh
like
All taxpayers are paying into him being in the way
Yeah, but he reached for the ball
And they were up 3-0
That time
Do you think that you could cheer?
Gave up 8 runs in one inning
I'm gonna blame the guy with the headphones
Even though it really was not his fault
And they lost the next game
And they blamed it all on him
And they gave up 8 runs in an inning
Also, it's baseball
It's baseball
It is bay-ba
Game 7 of this World Series
Was the most Bay-Baw
Game of Bay-Baw to ever Bay-Baw
I'm so glad I was asleep
Because you guys seem genuinely stressed
I wake up this morning to a thread of messages
From Jesse and Steve, both of them freaking out
Steve left for a little bit
For the rain delay, played a little shell
Did you actually play shell? I ran shell
And then I paused it and put it on a different input
And watched the World Series again
I didn't know if it was going to be
15 minutes, half an hour, two hours
Does Bartman throw out the first pitch?
I would offer it to him.
And I would give him a ring
if I were the Cubs.
He deserves a ring.
He deserves a ring.
He deserves a ring.
And I think we should start a petition.
He deserves a ring
and then after being presented that ring,
he should walk up to the mound
to throw the first pitch,
throw the ball into the stands,
give everyone the finger and moon him.
Wow.
Because that's what they deserve.
Hey, Cubs fans,
you also deserve to be happy.
You deserve to be happy with this win.
I'm just saying so does Bartman.
Yes, he does.
I wonder, and I actually legitimately wonder this.
If you are, okay, let's say this somehow happens with the Leafs, right?
And you somehow have to go into hiding, okay?
Imagine Steve throws his jersey onto the ice, causing them to get a penalty.
And then that penalty leads to two goals, and they blow the lead.
And game seven.
Dude, there's a documentary about that.
Did you know that?
Is that what you're referencing?
No.
There is a, you know what, it's a fan-made, really experimental, weird thing.
but it's it's required viewing for any hockey fan it's called death by popcorn and it explains how
the jets always ran into the bloody oilers in the playoffs right but one year dale howard chuck
chugga chugga chugga was gonna get them through and they were gonna beat them and then there was
one game in one series i don't remember when a fan throws a bag of popcorn onto the ice causing
a delay. Well, after the delay
is done, don't the Oilers just run the
Jets show and they go on to win the series?
And he's saying that that
series is the reason the Jets
moved.
It's the reason they didn't succeed as a
franchise. People don't actually
know how good the 80s Jets were, but the 80s Jets
were very good. They were completely
fantastic. You know what?
Maybe not the most
fair comparison, but there are parallels
to the St. Louis Blues
of the last five
years. Look at how good our team
is, Kings. Look at how good
our team is, Blackhawks. Look at how good
our team is, Kings again. Look at how good our team
is, Blackhawks again. Yeah.
Sometimes ducks. Sometimes ducks.
Sometimes ducks. Sometimes you just
screw it up. Sharks.
And the 80s Flames.
Insane. 80s Flames
were insane. And they got a cup.
And they got a cup. They were lucky enough to get a cup.
And they got into a finals as well before that
in 86 and lost to the Patrick
Patrick Waugh, who the hell is that at the time?
That's right.
Patrick Waugh, Montreal Canadiens.
But, I mean, they were so good.
So good.
So, it's, anyway, I don't know how we got here, but it's amazing.
Now, if you are a fan, if you're a fan and you've got to go into protection,
do you think if you're Steve Bartman in a similar situation with your team,
whatever your favorite team, whatever your favorite sport is,
doesn't have to be hockey, whatever it is,
can you still be a fan of that team after going into hiding and having death threats?
I can't possibly know.
I can't possibly know
because
like was Steve Bartman
watching last night's game
I
I think so
tough question
I think he was
I think he was too
you gotta think
even if he hates them
he's watching
but it ruined his life
maybe
I would
probably give up the sport
did the team
I would stop watching
the sport altogether
it might
you're right
it might turn you off
the sport
yeah
well you know what
makes watching a sport
way easier
a team
like a team to love
and cherish
yeah
have as your own
think of everything the Leafs have done to me
and I'm still a Leafs fan
so I like to think that I would still
but I don't know
but they didn't make you not have a life
exactly and that's what I'm saying
I don't know
you know what I hope we never find out
I hope he lives his life in peace
I hope so too
isn't that what we all deserve
you know what I totally
I wish him well
I wish him only the best because damn that sucks
he deserves a ring though
Now, on today's show, we have the best Curt Schilling story ever.
Oh.
Do you know the Curt Schilling story?
No, I actually just realized I know a guy who knows a guy who's getting a ring from that team.
From the Chicago Cubs?
Oh.
Oh.
I'm like, Curt Schilling is getting a ring?
What?
Now, I don't remember exactly what his role was, but he got a job with a college in the States a few months ago.
Yeah, I told you that story.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
So he got a job with a college team a few months ago.
but he came to an agreement
with that college team
and the Cubs
like dude
let me stay on
three more weeks
because if he stayed on
those three weeks
he'd get a ring
and he got his ring
he got his ring
oh that's amazing
not just any ring
a 108 years
Cubs ring
yeah it's not one of those
Yankees ring
like they're 26 teams
worth of that
who cares
the story's better
if they lost right
the story's better
if they lost
yeah
I was thinking that
it would've been better
if they lost
for sure
it's the ultimate thing
right
I would have said no
I would have said no before
Roger Davis hit the home run
and then Roger Davis hit the home run
I love
Pete Blackburn's tweet
I'm so glad that the Cubs won
and beat that racist ass logo
of the Cleveland Indians
or Cleveland baseball team
Agreed, agreed completely
for that reason alone
Knowing Pete, that was probably Pete just being a jerk
Oh yeah
That's why we love Pete
Oh yeah, social justice warrior Pete
No, I think he was just being a jerk
And trying to make people mad
And I think he succeeded
No, did he?
Pete's great, literally
You could be having open heart surgery
And Pete would be standing over you with a salt shaker
Pouring it in
He's that kind of disturber
And I love that
Peter, what the hell?
Peter
I don't know if anyone's ever referred to him as Peter
I've got the best Curt Schilling story ever
Or we also need to talk about the Bloody Sock.
Not quite, but still World Series.
The Leafs and Sabres.
Why that game really actually matters a lot more than I think people are giving it credit for.
It's a Thursday night Leafs and Sabres game.
Who cares?
Well, you should, especially if you're a fan of either team.
Now, we also need to talk about Jim Benning and the Vancouver Canucks
because, of course, what is happening with the Dallas Stars
and we have a couple other stories,
But we have a special guest coming on the show a little bit later
Yes, this is Adam's idea
I'm excited
And this guy is a jersey collector
Now we were talking a lot about the Fanatics deal
We've been talking about these hockey brands
And what's happened
And we get a Reddit post from a man
From a man
And he has taken a day off work to come in
He's going to tell us about
This whole Fanatics deal
Yeah, he took a day off to be here
It's pretty cool, it's not phone
No, no, he's coming in
And he's going to rate
He's also going to rate our jerseys
He's also going to rate our jerseys
And tell us if we have an actual
Good jersey, bad jersey
What you should be shopping for if you are buying jerseys
That type of thing
And funnily enough, the authentic
Quote on quote authentic jerseys that you think you're buying
Have nothing to do with the actual
Players are wearing on the ice
I want to hear it from this guy
And frankly I think it's
He's a big collector
You only got a little bit of time left
Do you got to get in under the wire to kiss our butts there, Reebok and Adidas or whoever?
That's right.
You should hook us up with free stuff and then maybe we won't say such nasty things.
Maybe we'll talk about your fine products.
Do you want to know the best Curt Schilling story ever?
I don't know.
I want Steve Bartman not to be bothered and live his life in peace.
I want Curt Schilling to just kind of stop talking.
So here's what's so great.
But Curt Schilling, this story ends with Curt Schilling calling Joe Buck,
one of the most famous names in baseball, calling him a blatant liar.
This is how the story ends.
Yes.
So here's how the story starts.
Tell me about integrity, Curt Schilling.
Vice Sports found a section of Joe Buck's new book about the 2001 World Series,
the first one where managers were wearing microphones for the broadcast.
In game four, Schilling left after an effective seven innings.
in a game that Diamondbacks would lose on a blown save.
Now, Fox showed a video of Schilling arguing,
and I say quote-unquote arguing,
with manager Bob Brenly,
pleading his case to come back out for the eighth.
As you would think, a professional athlete,
a Cy Young winner,
probably one of the best pitchers of all time,
Curt Schilling, would do.
Yeah.
One of the most delicate relationships in sports, I think.
A pitcher and a manager.
A starting pitcher and a manager.
So here's the reality.
According to Joe Buck.
Earlier that inning, this is Joe's words,
Schilling had told his catcher, Damian Miller,
that he was running out of gas.
Quote, whatever happens, this is my last inning.
Don't let him put me back out there again.
Naturally, Miller, the catcher, told Brenly, the manager.
But Schilling could see the microphone on Brenly's uniform.
He knew he would look better if he begged to keep pitching
on national television.
So he asked
Brenly to keep him in the game
They both knew he was coming out
They both knew he was coming out
But he asked him anyway
Brenly got lots of heat for pulling Schilling
Against his will
The whole country heard Schilling protest in the dugout
But Brenly couldn't call out
One of his aces for being a glory hound
Wowzers
Now apparently
Brenly took this with like
He said oh you know
He took it backstage or off mic as kind of like,
oh my goodness, you guys set me up as the bad guy out there.
Good one.
That sort of thing.
He took it well.
Yeah, he took it really well with a really good sense of humor
because I guess Bob Brantley has a good sense of humor.
Here, remind me.
The Diamondbacks won, right?
The Diamondbacks won the year series.
And Schilling was on the Diamondbacks?
Yes, he was.
Along with Randy Johnson, I believe.
It was a devastating pitching for him.
Because that's who I remember.
I remember Randy Johnson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, somebody tweeted him about this, and he said,
I'll tell you right now, Joe Buck is a liar.
100% through and through.
Damian Miller, Bob Brenly would say so as well.
Now, Vice Sports reached out to Bob Brenly.
Would Bob Brenly say Joe Buck's a liar?
Bob Brenly refused to comment.
Oh.
So, yes.
No.
Or so, no.
So, no.
So, that actually happened, allegedly.
That's amazing.
Isn't that crazy?
I love that they reached out to Bob Brenley too
And he wouldn't talk about it
Because that cements the whole thing
You think that bloody sock was bloody?
I couldn't figure out
I remember at the time
And I was a Curt Schilling fan
I loved Curt Schilling
I didn't know anything about his politics
I just thought he was an unbelievable pitcher
I always picked him in any video game that I had
Fantasy Drafted
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Major League Baseball
I would always pick Curt Schilling first
He was an incredible pitcher in those games
NHL 2001 always drafted Peter Forsberg first
Understandably so
Peter Forsberg didn't turn out to be
A conservative wacko though
I wouldn't even call
Curt Schilling a conservative wacko
I'd just call him a wacko
He's just wacko
Because that's an offensive term
To conservative people who are actually
Legitimately, they got their terms
How dare you
They got their opinions and I respect that
Now, he
Kurt
when I was
when I was watching
Kurt Schilling on the mound
with that bloody ankle
I can remember thinking
in my 15 year old
16 year old brain
in 2004
why
is his foot bleeding
in the first place
like that?
And why is the blood
so bright?
Now I'm not saying anything
but it is weird.
I am.
Looks fake.
Why?
And what occurs
for that to happen?
How do you get a cut like that?
It looked like
a kitchen knife cut.
Like it was like long.
It was long and thin and it was strange
Ah, whatever, makes for a good story
Red Sox won
Here's your scarf, go Sox
Yeah, here's your socks, go Sox
Alright, so let's talk about the Leafs tonight
Shall we?
Sure
Or did you have something else you wanted to say?
You look like you did
No, because you just reminded me of something
What is it?
Your boy was right
What were you right about?
The NHL is investigating the ice at the Barclays Center.
Yes, yes.
Somebody actually tweeted us that from the NHL on NBC,
which they were like, wow, you guys are so on top of it.
I'm like, or the NHL should have investigated this weeks ago
when we brought it up the first time.
This is, yeah, one of my,
this is one of the things that comes with being an idiot
who gets to talk about hockey for a living,
is whenever I think of something,
um i'm often going what has the league thought of this as well because if i thought of it surely
they have and then their lawyers come running out because maybe not lawsuits but if they're
playing on bum ice they are liable just saying they're liable yeah if i'm the nhl yeah i'm
covering my butt for sure now what happens if at the end of the investigation they go the ice sucks
can't use it. Then what?
Oh my god, imagine they have to go to all their
switch all their games to Madison Square, and that's
their home ice. If I'm a Rangers fan, I'm going
How could you possibly?
I don't know if you could schedule it. I mean,
the Lakers and Clippers make it work.
It's Staples, right? Well, the
stadium was built for basketball.
And then they tried to fit an ice hockey
rink in it. So it's not working.
And yeah, and probably to fix the
ice, they'd have to do a lot of renovations.
It was the piping. Yeah, there you go.
Jesse knows. When it's cold enough,
It's fine.
But when we're in these temperatures in the fall and the spring, it's not good because
the piping can't stay cold enough to heat the...
And it's humid.
It's humid in New York.
And the piping metal conducts cold, I guess, or heat a little better than plastic, which
is what they have.
Yes.
The piping isn't made of the right material to heat NHL, to freeze NHL ice.
How?
Because it wasn't designed to freeze NHL ice.
The building wasn't made for it.
So they don't have the correct piping.
How?
How?
Wow.
How?
Whatever the reason is, it sucks.
This all could have been avoided if they didn't abandon the original plans to build an NHL arena with basketball in it as well.
You know?
They tried to save money and it didn't work.
And while they were going to make money because they make $50 million flat or something or $54 million or something like that.
Keep getting 12 or 13,000 fans a game?
Yeah, you remember how last year the Islanders were
quote-unquote exploring ways to get out of the lease?
How much do you want to bet Barclays is going,
you know, we don't really want the Islanders.
The Islanders are a bit of a pain in our neck.
Yeah.
We can make a lot more money off of Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or Rihanna or whoever else.
And they're paying their bills based on their sponsorships, right?
They're not paying their bills based on...
Oh, you mean that giant car in the middle of the Primo seats?
That has its own Twitter account?
What?
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it does not, Jesse.
You stop.
Now, is it still there for basketball games, too?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it just sits there.
Sorry, I'm not watching a lot of crappy Brooklyn Nets basketball.
This is the first time we've ever had trouble getting to our Leafs segment.
Yeah, I know, right?
Well, the Curt Schilling story, and I'm sorry for delaying hockey,
but the Curt Schilling story was too damn good.
It deserves it.
Okay, good.
I was like, this is so good.
So good.
We fall under the category of hockey mostly.
Yeah.
Hockey mostly.
But we like great sports stories.
They're great sports stories, man.
There you go.
I believe the account is IslesWhiteSUV.
Oh, so it's not official.
No, it is though.
No, no, because if it was official,
they would call it like Isles Honda SUV
or whatever brand of car it is.
You'll be able to tell.
You'll be able to tell by the way the tweets are written.
Are they funny?
If they're written by a corporation, yeah.
Is it verified?
No.
See, I'm going to go...
I don't think that was the right one.
Is this it?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is...
Read one of the tweets out loud and see if we can decipher.
Yeah, this is their pinned tweet.
It's,
Fans, help Isles Road Warrior make me raise money for men's health this November.
So, they're doing like a Movember-sponsored campaign.
Well, it's actually, in the States, it's No Shave November because Movember didn't work for them,
so they call it
no shave November
apparently
oh really
oh so you just do a beard
yeah
oh I could do that
no I
well I don't know
I think it's
I think it's so
everybody can be included too
so those who cannot grow
a beard
or a mustache
don't shave
anything
oh
okay
I think that's how it works
don't quote me on that
I might be wrong
probably am
but I have heard a lot of
no shave November
stuff
I don't think November's
in the states the way it is here
I don't know
it took off in Canada
I think it's a fan account
that's been approved by the team to keep running.
It's like the Blue Man Group sort of thing?
Yeah.
Like the Vancouver guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can we look up Movember in the States
before I get some big Reddit post
shoved down my neck about Movember in the States?
I'm serious.
They still call it Movember.
Do they?
I think so.
Because I've heard that they didn't.
And I've heard...
Maybe it's evolving.
Maybe it is evolving.
Hey, did you know this?
And here's another great sports story.
That's not hockey related,
but I still think
you'll find interesting
so we have
in Canada
in the States
they have Veterans Day
in Canada
we have Remembrance Day
it's remembering
the soldiers
past and present
who have fallen
past and present
who have served
who are veterans
obviously same idea
we wear poppies
the Brits
Scots
Irish
they all wear poppies
and you know
it's to signify
in Flanders Fields
which is the big poppy fields
in Holland I believe
and they
I think it's a contentious issue
with the Irish
if I remember correctly
okay fair enough
yeah because there was
a rebellion there too
Wouldn't like it in bed
Got a couple tweets last year
Like hey
But we wear poppies
Right?
Yes
Now if you are
If you're a sports player
A sports player
A professional sports
A gamer
Alex Ovechkin walks up
To someone at the bar
And goes
Hello I'm a sports player
So how would you
How do you signify
That you also would like
To honor the veterans
Past and present
How do you do it?
Maybe a poppy sticker
On your helmet
A poppy sticker
On your helmet
That's good
What about a wristband?
Armband
Something like that
You could
Like if you're playing basketball or football.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, totally.
What if you're a soccer player?
I suppose that still works.
Yeah, right.
Well, England and Scotland wanted to do that and did that until FIFA told them to stop doing that.
Do you want to know why?
Because it's known as a, because FIFA ruled.
They had a commission on this, by the way.
And it was ruled a political, a piece of political regalia.
essentially, and it was not to be worn.
So now the big debate apparently is whether or not they're going to wear their poppy
armbands and risk maybe getting suspended or getting kicked out.
George Carlin had a really good idea about 20, 25 years ago or so.
I'm going to edit it a little bit so it's slightly less illegal.
Please do.
But we need to just make a list.
As a society, we need to make a list of people who just deserve to be kicked in the balls.
We really do
Who utters those words from their mouth
And is not ashamed of themselves
As a man
Have you ever seen a sep bladder press conference
Yeah he's a
He's a
I'm trying to think of the words I'm allowed to say
He's a sep bladder
I mean he is
He is a personality
Yeah
His personality is as offensive as his name
Like what are the odds Dick Pound was going to grow up
To be a not jerk
Dick Pound was not going to grow up to be the head of a charitable organization.
Who would have thought Anthony Weiner couldn't stop showing his penis?
That's really true.
We're living in the Matrix.
Yeah.
Well, actually, I believe...
What's hilarious about Anthony Weiner is he didn't even want to keep his own name.
He was Carlos Danger when he was sending his penis out.
Oh, yeah.
He wasn't even...
He had the pseudonym.
Carlos Danger.
You're not Weiner, you're Danger.
Carlos Danger.
Carlos Danger is going to be
like a new selectable character
in the new South Park game
anyway
I just thought that story that little tidbit was
interesting it's not good radio but I just
have my head buried in my hands
well that's good radio you just described it
well there you go I can't
I have no words
I have no words how do you not
just slap that person
I don't know
and I don't know how you
I don't know how you don't
just keep wearing it anyway
and
and
Seth Blatter's got a bit of a bald head
so it would make that extra
that satisfying smack sound
and you just
you just go
kind of Nona on him
just
what's the matter with you
what's the matter with you
I don't think that would bring him
back to
the world
no but you don't even get like
extra ragey
about it
you don't do it with anger
you do it with the fact that
what's
what's the matter with you
You ask what's the matter with you with the context being, what's the matter with you?
What do you do about a guy like that, though?
Jesse, you wouldn't understand.
You can't go mob boss on just regular people.
Not mob boss, Nona.
There is a big difference.
And by the way, Nona above mob boss.
That's very true.
But you're doing mob boss right now.
No, I'm doing Nona.
I'm doing Nona.
And by the way, my Nona was a very kind, gentle woman.
But she also wasn't my mom.
Oh, yes.
You know what I mean?
With guys like that,
with guys who are like that.
She had the Batarang,
you know,
wicker shoe.
Yeah.
Anyway,
sorry.
Guys who are like that.
Is there a way to,
to like,
they know,
they know what kind of pretentious.
I don't think they do.
Like this,
it's a Donald Trump.
It's a set bladder.
It's a,
there's a bunch of people you can name that are like that.
Do they know though?
You need to show up on mass,
like all the women in Iceland did and stand out the building.
and they did the thunderclap, but what the thunderclap
actually meant was, what's the matter
with you? We're not making the same
amount of money as you. What's the matter
with you? You said we can't
wear poppies. What's the matter with you?
How are you running for president?
What's the matter with you?
I don't think they know. Yeah.
I think they're so up their own butts that they don't know.
No, but it's on us to let them
know. I don't think
they're open to that. Yeah, they're not listening.
I don't think they're listening, man.
But
I think there's some
labels that can't be changed.
What is power?
People listening to you.
That's power.
People who take your word
to heart and believe you.
Power is
given.
Which means it can be
taken away.
I just think there's a lot
of people out there
that can't.
He's the president of FIFA.
He's not Vladimir Putin.
He's not some army general.
Well, being the president
of FIFA.
Do you know?
He's a soccer guy.
It's like being a general of soccer.
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
You slap him with a big rubber poppy.
You just get a big rubber poppy?
You just get a big...
Are there any animators among our listeners
who could animate Seb Blatterby
slap with a big rubber poppy?
You get a poppy.
You get a...
Stone Cold Steve Austin, by the way, right?
What?
I heard you don't like wearing poppies.
What's the matter with you?
You get a big poppy and you make it
You get a big can of whoop-ass
You get a big can of whoop-ass
A beer, two beers
A whiskey, cheeseburger
Another beer, poppy
Make it out of rubber
Stick it right up his stupid name
Can I get a hell yeah
Hell yeah, no you make a poppy
You make a poppy out of that material
Remember those rubber hands
That you would just go
and huck it at the wall
and it would stick to the wall.
Yeah, you get like a foot wide poppy
and you make it out of that material
and you just slap him with it
and it sticks to his bald head.
And after it makes that sound,
you go, what's the matter with you?
There's something oddly satisfying
about Sepp Blatter being hit
multiple times, assaulted
with a rubber poppy.
Where a sticky, rubber, poppy object...
Remember that video of the dude
who threw cash at him?
There's a dude who threw cash at him?
You, like, made it rain on Sepp Blatter?
No.
It's pretty great.
You just threw money at him?
Did he pick it up?
No, security.
I'm surprised.
Sepp Blatter's like, oh my god, what are these small bills?
And he shoved it into his G-string.
Are you kidding me?
What's the matter with you?
This is a man.
This is a man who took bribes on everything FIFA did.
So, I mean, allegedly.
I mean so
it's a
it wouldn't shock me
if he picked up a few of the bucks on the way
what's the matter with you
the new motto of the Steve Dangle podcast
oh he's got a bunch of money
oh wow the guy's wearing a very nice suit
how do we look up this video
what do we google
set bladder money is the first thing
well security at this event sucks
he's just standing there talking
and then hey make it rain
wow right over him too
It's like a Lil Wayne video
See what I'm talking about with his head though
You just slap and it sticks there a little bit
Because it's made of that sticky toy material
And just what's the matter with you
Apparently the security sucks
So you can just walk right up
You would still have like a solid 20 seconds
Before anyone did anything
When we come back
When we come back
We gotta talk about the Leafs and Sabres
We haven't talked Leafs yet
What's the matter with me
alright so now that
we can actually
we have time
we got everything else
out of the way
all the unimportant
or the really important stuff
let's talk about
the unimportant
Toronto Maple Leafs
unimportant
what's the matter with you
so we've got
we've got a game tonight
against the Sabres
and you know
normally a Thursday night game
against the Sabres
for a Leaf fan
is like
alright I'm fine
we're playing Sabres
yeah
this is
neither of us care about this
yeah
no
we don't like each other
but I mean
it's not like we're good at this
it's fan bases
that don't like each other
yeah
I don't think the players care.
Well, now I think they're going to.
I hope so.
I hope this is a preview of the Atlantic for years to come.
Babcock said it in practice yesterday.
He said this is a team that we're going to be battling for a lot of years to come.
So he obviously knows that they're on the rise, believes they're on the rise.
Both teams believe they're in transition.
This game, I think, is the start of what could potentially be one of the better rivalries going forward.
for a while.
It used to be a decent one.
It did.
It did used to be a decent one.
The Leafs always lost.
I don't know.
The Leafs did always lose.
Why do the Leafs
always lose in Buffalo?
For a while,
it was because of Hashek
and just everyone lost.
And then they had
those crazy Danny Breer,
Chris Drury years.
And then they just couldn't
beat Ryan Miller
for a while.
It's true.
Buffalo's had a pretty good
string of goalies there.
They have.
They have.
Like Biron was,
he had a couple good years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They, man, I don't know.
For a long time, it was just, well, chalk this one up as a loss
before the pucks even dropped.
The Leafs could be in first place, but they're going to Buffalo.
They're going to lose.
They were lucky to go six games against them in the playoffs
for Cujo's first year in the conference finals.
Yeah, 99 conference finals against Hashek.
Against Hashek.
Against bloody Dominic Hashek.
And nobody could score on him.
No one.
Except for Brett Hall in the crease.
Yes.
but you know
that's the
that's the thing
is that it's almost
like we're getting
a restart of that
because we haven't
seen that in 10 years
or more
and
when you know
we talk about
the very very hyped
McDavid
Matthew show
which didn't really
turn out to be
about them at all
turned out to be
about kind of
Nazem Kadri
a little bit
yeah
you know
McDavid's great
the two biggest
characters
or the three biggest
characters I would argue
were Ryan Nugent Hopkins
Kadri
Soshnikov
Yeah, who came in and jumped in and did a great job.
Yeah, in a pretty limited role.
Yeah.
Man, he really, the Leafs really rode the wave to that first win.
Are you just going to drive that one into Wheeler?
Oh, you bet.
I want to know why Pension Plan Puppets hates Nikita Sashnikov so much.
I mean, you saw that performance.
I know, it was breathtaking, awe-inspiring.
He might even be better than Matthews, you might say.
You know what?
I'm really considering boycotting that website.
If they don't issue a full apology,
dear Nikita Sashnikov,
I'm sorry for not recognizing how amazing you are.
If they're going to apologize, they have to do it in sonnet form as well.
They have to write a sonnet of apology to Nikita Sashnikov.
While wearing a bell of shame.
Welcome to the stone of shame.
I would love them to record a video reciting that sonnet
while I'm just in the background
going,
shame!
Shame!
Shame!
Shame!
Stukov.
We'll work on it.
We'll figure it out.
They'll work on it.
That's right, Adam.
Right?
We're expecting it from them.
I'm fine.
They need to work on who they are.
You're absolutely right.
You're right.
By the way,
shout out to the PPP
who actually wrote an article
saying that they
liked Sashnikov
before he was cool.
But it was...
In response to us.
It was Species, though,
who wrote that
though so it wasn't wheeler yeah come out of hiding you coward he's a midterms poor guy oh
oh does he have midterms yeah because he's a journalist he's a journalist student and he's
smart oh oh oh i'm sure he'll do just fine in toronto pick it on leaves for no good reason
ride the wave to those midterms oh my god you're never gonna let him forget that okay fine no um
What else do you see
With the Sabres-Leafs game
Obviously you've got Eichel
You've got Matthews
What do you see
How do you see this game
Shaking out
Because to me
It's a big question mark
It's a big mystery
It is
It's sort of a test
For the Leafs
It's a test for the Leafs
In that they should win
You believe they should win
Absolutely
Is Kane still out
I believe he is
I think he is
I think Evander Kane's still out
Jack Eichel
Is for sure out
I mean
You don't have those two guys
In the lineup for the Sabres
you should win that game
you should win that game
those are two of their
best players
but
if there's any team
that's not good at winning
when they should
well
it's the Leafs
currently
unfortunately
and
it's easy to get
the Leafs
take a lot of
grief
when they lose
but
especially
when the spotlight
is so bright
from the McDavid mania
it's easy to maybe
get fat and happy
off one win
and I know it's just
one win they have three in ten but i i just hope i hope they don't take their foot off the gas
wouldn't back-to-back wins be nice they haven't had it yet it's november i would like to know
how long it's been since they've had back-to-back wins being a last place team last year probably
maybe in march when they had the kids they might have because they did seem better
On Buffalo's side
I mean with those two guys out
This was supposed to be a big step forward year for them
Does this stop them
Completely from it
Or are they just going to have to make up a lot of ground
January, February, March
No you're going to have to battle injuries right
So
It's never a good thing when a player gets injured
But it is a good chance
For a team to evaluate
What else they got
Now if you're completely hopeless without those two
You're in trouble
Even when you get them back
So you don't have a good team
You've got just a couple good players
Exactly
If you're completely hopeless without them
You're screwed
If other players rise to the occasion
And they emerge as contributors
Stars even
And then you get Eichel and Kane back
I mean doesn't that make your team better?
Doesn't that make you stronger?
Should
If you have to rely on your goaltender a little bit more
But your goaltender's great
Didn't you just find out something wonderful?
That you have better goaltending than you thought?
Or that you just have great goaltending?
What do you think Buffalo is finding out about their team right now?
What is their record?
Buffalo's?
Yes.
It's been difficult to keep up with all the teams.
All I know is Montreal is still ridiculous.
9-0-1, I believe.
Yeah, 9-0-1.
I was like, the Sabres are 9-0-1!
Buffalo is 4-3-2.
That's good.
They're on par with what the Leafs are at.
I think the Leafs are, what, 3-3 and...
3-4 and 3, so we got 9 points.
Buffalo's got 10.
You tell me before the season,
you're not going to have Kane or Eichel,
and they're going to have a, what was it, 4-3 and 2?
4-3-2, 10 points.
4-3 and 2 start.
I take that if I'm the Sabres.
For sure.
For sure.
They're above 500.
And the last time the Leafs won back-to-back games
was March 21st and March 24th
when they beat Calgary, and then they beat Anaheim.
There you go.
That was actually a three-game winning streak.
They beat Buffalo.
Whoa!
Damn, and Jack Eichel was playing then.
Whoa.
And you know what?
That sounds like a really long time,
but how many games is that actually?
15, 20?
Yeah, it's not long.
It's this season and then one, two, three, four.
Yeah, it's because it's not like they played in playoffs.
Longer than you like.
All right, all right.
Now, we've got to move on to Vancouver.
Steve, you tweeted something earlier this week
that I think is pertinent.
It's the gif of the dog floating around in space,
and the caption of that is,
I have no idea what I'm actually doing here.
So, Steve, tell us why you were tweeting that
in reference to the Vancouver Canucks now.
I'm trying to remember.
Because there's a few.
I know that you know.
I know.
The Vancouver Canucks are what?
What are they?
Well, first off, Jesse, can you bring up their cap friendly?
Yes.
We often talk about this
What are the Canucks?
Well, they're based in Vancouver
They're based in Vancouver
They are a hockey team
We saw their farm team, the Utica Comets
At our hockey night in cinema
Right before the Marlies game
That's right
They were blue, green
A tinge of white
They're a playoff rebuilding team
They're also a rebuilding playoff team
What are they?
I swear, heading into the season,
did they not say they're going to go for the playoffs?
A couple games in.
When they were undefeated, by the way.
Trevor Linden said, well, there's this talk of,
what was the exact quote?
It was this talk of this was going to happen quickly or something.
Yeah.
What's going to happen quickly?
What are you talking about?
How many years do the Sedins have left?
What are you talking about, Trevor?
What are you talking about?
What's the matter with you?
I see the Canucks
and I go
what's the matter
with you
when your best two players
are 36
do you have a choice
but not to go for it
now
yeah you do
and I think I said that
yeah
I think I said that
so anyway
which brings us to
they're looking for
a 20 goal score
that doesn't make sense at all
because they're a rebuilding team
that can't rebuild
because there's three most valuable assets.
Okay, Ryan Miller, I think, is expiring, right?
He is.
That was a two-year deal.
Yep.
So he could be a big get at the deadline,
potentially, for someone.
Louis Erickson is signed until we all die.
Until Jesus comes back.
Yes.
I would venture that two or three of us will have kids
by the time his deal's up.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, Steve's going to have a kid in like a month.
Yeah, that's why I made the bet.
Oh, no.
I figured one of you and I would have an oops or a plan.
I don't know.
I just got a phone call.
She's in labor.
Oh, there you go.
See you, Steve.
There we go.
I'm already halfway there.
And someone was like,
oh, they could sell off the sardines.
The sardines?
You don't sell off the sardines.
What do they make?
$7 million each?
$7 each.
That's $14 million.
You couldn't even sell the sardines to the coyotes.
No.
Before Datsuk.
Before the Datsuk contract.
Oh, yeah.
You couldn't sell them.
They're not going anywhere.
They're going to retire Canucks.
Which is good.
Oh, sure.
It's a great story.
It's not going to exactly get a Cinderella finish or anything.
You don't know that.
Yeah, I know.
So they're looking for a 20 goal scorer to prop up a team that probably shouldn't be propped up.
What is their salary cap?
Because his record started out pretty good.
They were 4-0, I think.
And now they're not.
Their cap space is 1.6.
That's how much they're under
They were 4-0
Without having held the lead
If I remember correctly
Yes
They kept winning
In overtime
Yeah
They were 4-0
Get out
I missed that one
It was incredible
It was a really good run
Wow
And then
Down the stairs
Everyone knows
It's Lanky
Do they have
I don't know
If they have a choice
But to prop up
This weekend
At Bernie's team
Well they got
They traded for that
Gustafsson
And they got the Gustafsson twins
And that new Gustafsson guy they signed
Everyone's Gustafsson, Don
But, yeah, they're looking for a 20 goal score
And they have the makeup of a team that shouldn't be looking for that at all
But, yeah, I don't know if they have a choice
Well, how do you make a trade like that?
How do you find, where's that coming from?
And this is the thing, that costs money
Or that costs assets
You can't go, what can I get for this many, and luck your way into a 20-goal score unless, by chance, someone puts one on waivers.
P.A. Parenteau!
And they didn't get him.
They didn't get him.
They could have signed, uh, who was the guy?
Brandon Peary?
For like a million bucks, I saw someone tweet.
You know what?
I floated this a few months ago, and I'm sure someone knows what episode it was.
What are the Leafs doing with Peter Holland?
I think the Canucks could use Peter Holland.
I don't think Peter Holland's a 20-goal scorer.
He might be 15.
You dwell too bad.
I want a Bugatti.
I don't have the assets to purchase one.
I don't have the assets to purchase a Bugatti.
I don't know if the Canucks have the assets to purchase a bonafide 20-goal scorer.
Here's an 11-goal scorer.
So the Canucks want to wake up in a Peter Holland.
Is what you're saying.
That's disgusting, Adam.
What?
What? I thought that was pretty good.
I woke up in a slight
like it was Peter Holland.
No?
You know what's great? This is the radio
portion. Yeah. Oh, baby.
We're just getting started.
I'm just throwing
it out there.
What a jerk.
The Leafs have
an abundance of forwards.
I wonder if the Canucks could use one
Because apparently they want one
What do we want in return from the Canucks?
I think you just let Peter Holland go
Yeah, I mean, the Leafs could use defense
But at this point
What about Subban's little brother?
Jordan
Jordano
Now, I was reading something
Even on the Marlies, you could use defensive help on this team
Totally, yeah, I wouldn't mind that
Now, Travis Green
You may remember that name
I do
I believe he's the head coach
of the Utica Comets
highly touted coach
at least before he got there
and
supposedly he had
he was a little harsh
on Jordan Subban
that's worse than the Bugatti
no it wasn't
Spud's buddy sounds
are always great
he was a little bit harsh
on
on
Jordan Subban
so
hey
could be a trick
there's gonna be a lot of Canucks fans
that are like
he's way higher on the depth chart
I'm not saying he's not
Maybe it's Holland and a pick
I don't know
Maybe it's Holland and a pick
Or Holland and someone
Maybe it
Yeah maybe it's
Seth Griffith
Maybe it's
One of the
Maybe it's Sashnikov
Am I wrong in saying
A 20 goal score in today's NHL
Is at least a second liner?
Yeah
Am I wrong in saying that
It happens on the third line sometimes
Sometimes
Second liner
Second liner
Center
20 goals is more than it used to be
You're right
Oh yeah
It's not easy to get 20 goals
That's 25 with inflation
It's like American versus Canadian
JVR is like a 25-27 goal scorer
Yeah
If he's not injured
On a good year, yeah
So, okay
If you get a 20 goal score
How much does a 20 goal
How much does a second line center cost, Steve?
We've been over this many times
About four and a half million bucks
What about a wing?
Three?
Like a 20 goal scoring wing?
Yeah
It depends what else they can do
P.A. Parenteau is making 1.25
So you're looking at at least that
How much does Peter Holland make?
1.1
1.1?
Pretty sure
I thought it was 1.3
Oh maybe it's that
It's less than 1.6
Tell you that much Canucks
Gather your pennies
Cause I have an idea
1.3
You were right
1.3
So
Not a game of race
That's good
And I'm not trying to push the guy out the door
I'm just
I'm sure he would like to play hockey again
And
based on what I've seen recently
it's not going to happen here. Canucks need some
offense. I don't think they're going to
get what they're looking for.
Why not
go for this silver medal?
Okay? We weren't used to
seeing silver medals in Vancouver.
So maybe they don't know what one looks like.
You see? I bring it around to a
backhanded compliment.
You see?
That is fascinating.
Because we are kind of giving them crap
and agreeing with them at the same time.
What do you mean?
We're giving them crap for wanting a 20-goal score,
but what else should they do?
Well, yeah, right.
And that's the thing.
Just be what they are?
That's not acceptable.
The reason we're giving them crap
is because they shouldn't be in this position in the first place.
But...
We disagree with the position they've already put themselves into.
So now, as they go further and further,
as they dig this grave further and further into the earth,
they're way past the clay stage.
They're right into the Canadian Shield, like, tough bedrock shit stage.
I smell burning.
Oh, that's lava.
Yeah.
They're digging.
Might as well keep digging, I guess, right?
I guess, man.
I'm telling you.
What was my prediction?
Canucks, last place finish sometime in the next five years.
It's coming.
Oh, pain's coming.
Pain's coming, Vancouver.
Do you keep digging or do you cut your losses?
You cut your losses, but they'll keep digging.
So what do you do?
You just tinker for the next two years?
That's it?
No, you sell off everything, except for the city.
And you say, screw you, Henrik.
What expiring contracts do the Canucks have?
So we've established Ryan Miller.
I think they can get a pretty penny.
But goalies, though.
Hold on to that thought.
Hold on to that thought.
We've run out of time on the radio.
You can download this podcast at sportsnet.ca or any place you find podcasts.
In the offline section, offline, online section of this show,
We're going to be talking to Mike
Who's come all the way up from St. Catharines
Sorry, not Mike, Matt
Come up all the way from St. Catharines
That is not my name
What a great start
Who's come all the way up from St. Catharines
He's going to explain all the jersey stuff to us
That we've ever wanted
Including how useless the jerseys we've bought are
Which is great
It's going to be great for our confidence
Thank you
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It's what's on the inside that counts
At least I got that part
So where were we?
Canucks
Oh, I was about to say
What's the matter with you?
Expiring contracts.
Okay, great.
Brian Miller, as we all know, goalies are worth a fourth-round pick.
Yeah.
No, that's not true.
They'll get more than that, but temper your expectations.
So, Burroughs is coming off the books.
That's 4.5.
Burroughs was damn near a buyout.
Okay.
Jack Skellay.
Okay.
That's Sean Mathias' territory.
Jason Magna.
Okay.
Magma.
Magma.
Magma.
Philip Larson.
Okay
Now is that RFA or UFA
Larson
Yeah
UFA
Okay
Just UFAs
And Ryan Miller
Oof
So that's a total
Well that's about 10 million
10 and a half
They got any guys in the minors
Any guys in the minors
That you know
Maybe names you recognize
Chad Billings
Do they have
It sounds like you made that up
What is a white person's name
I'm just gonna put
That's definitely like a
Sean Jefferson.
That's a throwaway character in like a Dave Chappelle sketch.
Yeah.
I don't even remember what I was going to say.
Never mind.
Yeah, that's not a lot of money.
That's not a lot of money.
No.
Oh, I was going to say, do they have Eric Belanger?
That was great.
Did you get heat for any of that, by the way?
For Eric Belanger?
Two people tweeted me about Belanger.
Okay.
One of the comments I saw on YouTube was, Belanger.
Yeah, all right, cool.
Amazing.
Yeah, there was a couple of you.
Yeah, but what do the Canucks do?
Like, I mean, really, you don't have a choice.
You got to hold to this because you got to at least wait
until the Sedins are gone.
They're...
You know what their options are?
Have the Sedins and their legacy handicapped the Canucks
for the next five years.
No, no.
You're going Sundin mentality on this.
It's only 2019.
It's after next season they're good.
Or 2018.
That's still a long time.
Do you remember how long last season was?
I get anxiety thinking about last season for the Leafs.
You know how with the Leafs we were talking about
how do they even find enough players to need to protect for the fantasy draft?
I keep calling it that.
The expansion draft?
It is a fantasy draft.
Let's just call it what it is.
The expansion draft?
Who are the Canucks?
That might be the best thing for them.
The Sedins, Erickson.
Brandon Sutter.
Markstrom, Brandon Sutter.
So we got five people.
Is Markstrom turning in anything?
You gotta protect one goalie
and the other one's not signed, so...
Vertanen's probably covered.
Horvat's probably covered.
I don't know if Vertanen and Horvat are.
Well, they're only 20-20.
Yeah, but Horvat jumped right...
Vertanen might be okay.
Horvat's probably not.
Yeah, because he surprised and stayed on the team, didn't he?
Yeah, he jumped in.
Okay, so you got two.
What about Sven Berchi?
Is he still there?
On D, you got Cabranson.
Yeah, that was covered.
Edler you'd probably
want to keep around
and they got a
Chris Tanev
oh yeah Chris Tanev
they got a new young guy
who fans are all
excited about
Stetcher or something
like that
I don't know
what position he plays
Spiza
no you don't protect Spiza
it's 20-6
Benning does
3.6 million
you wouldn't take Spiza
for 3.6
you wouldn't take Spiza
on the Leafs
for 3.6 million
no
I'd do that
wow
we have a disagreement
that never happens
he's better than
Honwick
he is
slightly better
but more expensive
Roman Polak.
Wow.
Yep.
I think that's a more
accurate comparison.
The air in the room
just gets sucked out.
He's a classic
big for nothing guy.
Okay.
Alright.
Maybe I've been fooled.
I think you have been.
No, their options are...
There is a bit of a
smokescreen around the Canucks
by the way.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
There's an entire
fan base that's
currently fooled.
I don't think so.
Listen, there's one guy from the Canucks
Who constantly reaches out to me
And tells me what I'm wrong, which is fine
With the cartoon picture?
No, no, Franz, he's got a picture of the Canucks
And I actually said, I was like, wow, the Canucks have done really well
We've got to give them their due
And he tweets me, literally the next day
And goes, just so you know
I hate to do this, but you're wrong again
Because it's coming
And of course, they've fallen off the cliff
And I'm like, damn, you're good
And he's like, I have faith
I have faith in my terrible team
And I send a tweet where, you know, so who is off to a hot start?
Like, right out of the gate.
Montreal, Edmonton, Vancouver.
With Montreal, they're like, well, they got Carey Price.
They could ride this for a while.
With Edmonton, a lot of people were like, oh, maybe.
With the Canucks, everyone was like, no, no, no, no.
That's, no, that's coming to an end real quick.
Now, here's what they do.
Because I really think this is their only option,
other than trading a bunch of picks that you're going to regret trading.
You cut the fat
You just try your
Damnedest to get rid of those contracts
That we mentioned
You use all of the
Money left over for free agents
You just throw money
At free agents on a one or two year
Thing
With a bazooka
And um
We'll pay you ten million dollars to play here for a year
Seriously
Jamie Bem
They won't have enough
Oh, maybe.
They'd have enough.
If you got $10 million free cap space.
And just said, hey, Jamie, do you want to play with the Zidanes?
Take all of it.
They need one big guy and then see if they could maybe attract some cheaper, you know,
again, the Conor Shearys and Brian Russ of the world with that guy.
And then, I don't know, maybe Markstrom wins a Vesna somehow?
Make a run for it.
Like, that's what they got.
That's not what you want to hear from a Canucks fan, by the way.
I don't know.
Maybe Markstrom wins the Vesna.
What?
I know.
I know.
Oh my god
What's the matter with you
No but that's
That's the most responsible option
Isn't it
Isn't it
You don't mortgage the future
You deal with the hand you're dealt
Okay here's a question
Hypothetical
The Aqualinis come to you tomorrow
All of you
Yes I will be your GM
The Aqualinis say
I trade Horvat and Vertan into the Leafs
for a fourth
carte blanche
you can do whatever you want
just come be our GM
and save us from this
and Chris Teneff
do you take that job
how much money do I get
about what you're making
right now
you're getting a cut
oh that's garbage
you're getting garbage dollars
not not
not retireable money
you're not making GM money
you're making
half a million dollars
you need more than that
give me
well if you're an NHL GM
you should be making
like
okay
we're negotiating now
you should be making
league minimum I think
you're Adam
Adam
Adam McClain
Adam Laquini
Adam Aquilini
yeah
you want me to be
GM of your team
$500,000
I'll give you
$80,000
and
I'll let you pay
for your parking spot
I want $120,000
and I get a free
parking spot
I will
I will
I will give you
a parking spot
for all home games
but you're gonna have to
pay for your flights to and from
Vancouver. Oh, well, no.
That's unacceptable. Okay,
I will take that. I need $150,000.
Okay. My own parking
spot. I'll pay for the flights,
but when I go to the Robson Street
Panago, I ain't paying for anything!
I'll do that,
but I'm only going to
pay you back to... I'll pay you $130,000
and I'll make you a WestJet elite
member. What does that mean?
Am I an owner? Do I get a turtle?
As Steve Dubas' agent.
I'd also like him to get free concessions
whenever he wants.
Popcorn?
And t-shirts.
Hot dogs, beer.
Whenever he wants to go down,
he can get free concessions.
Back to 120,
and you have to pay for your own parking spot,
but I'll give you your own hot dog stand.
Go Canucks!
Go Canucks!
Here's your scarf.
Go Canucks.
All right, cool.
Just checking.
All right, a couple quick things
before we get to our friend who's been waiting.
Here's your scarf.
It's cold outside.
It's only 15 today.
middle of winter
yeah I know
we have some
hilarious responses
to the watch
that does not tell time
yes
we have some
hilarious responses
to I want to shout out
we'll get to the watch
that doesn't tell time
a little bit later
but I just want to say
thank you so much
because oh my god
it's funnier than
the actual story
it's a podcast
with no words
you just listen
because you're committed
it's just silence
you just kind of enjoy it
maybe you need to meditate
get away from the world
for a bit
I also want to shout out
to all the legitimate
and illegitimate adults
who listen to this show.
Anybody over the age of 30.
And it was so funny
because people thought
that we were calling them old.
It's like, no, no, no.
You offended people.
Not us.
You called a lot of people old, Adam.
I just meant more mature members of the show.
I'm with Jesse.
You're a piece of shit.
What's the matter with you?
Well, it made me feel good
because they're like,
we're not actually adults either.
We just pretend.
And I'm like, thank you.
The most sobering one
was from someone who was,
I want to say like 33.
and they were like, yeah, I still
don't know anything.
For anyone who's really
young listening to this, if you're like 13
or 14, I thought when you
hit 18, someone just dropped off a box
of knowledge at your house. That doesn't happen.
You just kind of get there and you're like, oh shit,
I don't know anything. You know how confused you are now?
That's how confused
you'll be later. Thank you, Tim McCarver.
That's how as bad
life will be later.
You don't learn, if only you
just learn new things. What you actually
learn are a bunch of stuff
that conflicts with your previous knowledge.
So you're just super confused.
Yeah, you'll find something that works and then all of a sudden
it won't work anymore. What do you mean there's no Santa Claus?
I'm 17 and you tell me this shit?
Sorry.
What's the
matter with you?
Do you know that you can't say stuff like that
on public radio?
What you just said?
We're not on radio, thank God.
I just think that maybe we should
maybe consider bleeping that.
I'm going to say that
that was, I said
that in a cloud of shits.
So if your kid is listening
to this, where do you
draw the line?
At Santa or a shit storm?
What's the matter with you?
Let's bring on Matt, who
made the journey up from the Niagara
region today. He's from St. Catharines. Matt, come on up here.
We're going to have you
swivel over in the chair here.
Jesse's going to take his chair
We'll figure out Jesse's chair
Matt, perfect for the new segment
What's the matter with your jersey?
Matt, Bud actually does hard
And it was great that he did
Because Matt actually has some real, real knowledge
Some real world knowledge on
NHL jerseys
NHL equipment
If I'm not mistaken, Matt, you also have a YouTube channel
That you rate
Equipment from various brands and that sort of thing
And Matt's going to sit down in just a second here
Am I correct in saying that?
You've got a YouTube channel, right, buddy?
Yeah, and a website.
All right, we're going to get you a little bit closer to the microphone.
Sorry.
Yeah, and a website as well.
Okay, so we're going to—
Let's check out his jersey.
He's got a Mikael Bodker Denmark jersey.
That is—so Matt's a jersey collector.
Matt went through meticulously telling us the timeline of what has happened with the various buyouts,
where things like Mission and Jofa and Easton and where they all stand right now,
and a little bit about the Fanatics deal as well, which is where I want to start with you
because you have a ton of jerseys at home.
Am I correct in saying that?
Yes.
You are a fanatical jersey collector.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay.
Now, we have pictures.
We'll show them on the video screen here
because Jesse's changing out the card,
so it's a perfect transition anyway.
Steve, you need to see these.
But in the meantime,
let's talk about how you got started on this,
and then we'll get to the fanatics deal.
So you're a jersey collector for how long?
About six years.
I have to say I'm not that bad
compared to everyone else in the community.
As in you don't spend as much money?
Yeah, I mean, Mike, I have a closet full, but I know guys who have racks of thousands.
Really?
This is a classic collector thing.
I go, I know I have a $60 James Reimer figure, but I know people who have $200 ones.
In my defense, I know I'm bad, and I know I'm on the extreme end of it, but I'm just not.
I'm jealous of what these other people got.
As a true collector would be.
True collector is jealous of anything they don't have.
If you had more money, would you buy those things?
Yes.
Yes.
You're just as good.
Now, the reason I partially wanted you here is because I wanted to even the playing level,
the playing field for poor Steve, who is so often on the anti,
is the only one sticking up for collectors on this show.
But I want to talk about this Fanatics deal.
You go into a little bit in the Reddit page,
and I suggest everybody go to the Steve Dangle Reddit page to read through what you went through.
There's a lot more there than what we can cover today.
But the Fanatics deal for you, you know, Adidas is going to be making the actual authentic jerseys.
The fan jerseys are made by a company called Fanatics.
What are your thoughts, experiences?
Does this deal make sense?
So the problem is nobody knows right now what's going on and nobody knows what the end result is.
So for jerseys for the last, since 2007, I mentioned this in the post, the quality of them have gone down substantially for the replicas to the point where I wouldn't buy them because I don't think they're good enough.
So when they made the famous Leaf pajama jerseys, that was 2007, right?
Yes, it was after the lockout when they did the slimming down to the edge jerseys.
So it was all the redesigns, Pittsburghs, everyone got switched around like that.
And so the jerseys that we've been buying, you would not buy?
No.
So that's one of the reasons why I asked you guys to bring yours in is because I don't have one.
So start pulling them out, Steve.
Yeah, the reason being is there's just the materials of them.
I'm not a fan of specific things.
I mean, I'm not going to say that you're wasting your money
because if you want something like that, then it's good for you.
Lucky for me, I get them for free.
In my opinion, for me personally,
I think it's more worth saving a little bit
and buying an authentic or a game worn or something like that.
And the thing about that that I think most people don't know
is the fact that the authentic jersey that you buy,
that you can buy, the $300, $400 version of it,
is not actually authentic.
Depends.
okay so go into this for us okay so for the majority of stores in like hockey stores at the
arenas some of them will have actual ones that they basically wear on the ice there's slight
differences but i'm not going to get onto it because it really doesn't matter but most of
them have indonesian made authentic jerseys so they're actually not what they wear on the ice
not even close to what they wear on the ice and they're a mix between the original jerseys that
came out in 2007 like the original authentic jerseys and kind of what the actual authentics
are now now i don't have one of those either so i can't show that one but it's like it's a mix
between a replica and authentic but you'd be able to know based on the price point of where it was
made right yes the tags on the inside are different there's a green striping on the back collar that
says made in indonesia and it says the sizing on it so if there's not a canadian flag on the inside
it's generally not made in canada now i say generally because the all-star jerseys last year
had a green stripe along the inside
and said Made in Canada on them
because they were and the NHL and Adidas
and everyone, whoever's running it,
so Reebok right now,
is just screwing with the people
trying to figure out what's going on.
Okay.
Trying to keep track of it
because they keep throwing curveballs.
So wait, were the jerseys Made in Canada?
They were.
But they had a green stripe.
Yes.
Well, you can't just lie.
Can you?
No.
Okay.
No.
Technically, there's a rule
where so much of the materials have to come from the origin of country but yeah so part of the
jersey might have been well i mean the materials aren't farmed out of canada right yeah so but
like the but no the adidas the way reebok and adidas is actually made out of a company called
sports masca and they've been around for like years and years and years since i think the 60s
or so or maybe earlier but all those are all done in canada they're made in canada they're
stitched in canada you can actually watch youtube videos of them doing the chain stitching for
blackhawk jerseys okay because the actual logos are done kind of by hand so every logo is different
because of the way it's chain stitched no way they're one of the rare types of logos for that
and so you're not going to find that in the average store right i'm not sure if the logos
are chain stitched or not in the replicas but the authentics i know they are and if you do look at
them next to each other there'll be slight differences and the videos are pretty cool
going into like how they actually do like make that logo because it's a process intensive thing
So let's pull out
Steve just pull out
One of your Leafs jerseys there
Yeah let's start with
My first one
From when I was a kid
Because it's blatantly fake
Yes
It is
Oh
Mini Steve
Yeah this still
That's not fake
No
But it's
It's got 93 on the back
But no Gilmore
This is old
This is the old
Like old old replicas
For kids
Like this material
Steve you want to show the camera
Okay yeah yeah yeah
I am
That's totally
That was like before
When this came out
They had kind of
Three tiers of jerseys
I know of
I was too young to really be into this thing.
I only got into the hobby like five, six years ago.
Here, I'll hand it to you instead of flipping it constantly.
There is a CCM on the back of it.
So there's a CCM on the back.
And so this was just the lower end, like the toddler version,
which there still are toddler versions of these jerseys.
So there was the authentic ones,
which were a material that's thicker than this and really hot.
I can't remember what it's called.
See, that's where my knowledge kind of ends up or stops.
Polyester?
There was the replica one, which is obviously a bit bigger and a little bit thicker.
But then there's these ones.
So no, this is totally authentic.
Or not authentic, but this is a real jersey.
And it's not fake at all.
But how come there's 93 on it, but there's no Gilmore?
Whoever did the customization.
This customization wouldn't have come from the store.
So this was done afterwards.
There's no arms or anything like that.
So it wouldn't have been bought that way?
No.
Okay, interesting.
That's cool.
I'm pretty sure of that.
Because you know what I see tons of, and I'm sure you do too?
when the Leafs came out with their now previous home and away jerseys which I guess I'll pull out
in a sec with the cool old Leaf on the shoulder you would get a bunch of these Leafs on the
shoulder yes that they would obviously I don't know find from some retailer who just had a bunch
of them and stitched them on from before something like that and it looks awful it just looks awful
all right man so what are we what are we moving on to next here what do we got should we move on
So, I don't have the Leafs pajama jersey because my wife made it into a chair.
So, Jesse is wearing a Jonas Gustafson one.
That's amazing.
So, what do you think?
It's a Reebok edge.
No, no, it's real.
It's real.
Of course, it's real.
It has the jock tag.
Well, not all.
There are fake jerseys that have jock tags, but that's called the jock tag.
It's for the sizing thing.
It's one of the big things that Fanatics is going to switch and the only thing we know
because they showed a picture of it.
Right.
So, instead of saying Reebok on it.
So instead of saying Reebok right here, it will say, it says Fanatics.
And by the way, for anybody listening, he's talking about the bottom left of the jersey.
You're going to want to watch the YouTube version of this.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
Everything I do is on video.
It's all good, man.
Don't worry about it.
But yeah, so these jerseys, the Fanatics ones will say Fanatics.
I think it has a size.
I'm not sure.
There's actual pictures of those online, though.
So that's like the only information we have.
But this is, actually, you have pretty decent customization in terms of actual.
See these numbers right here
Are triple layered
So they're actually good numbers
Compared to the most replicas now
They're single layered
And the stitching and the actual other layers
Are screen printed onto the jersey
Exactly
See Adam's face of horror
Screen printed
Just in case you can't get around to watching it
The old pajama numbers
Where they had no stripe on the bottom of the jersey
Did you get this customized yourself?
Or did someone do it for you?
I was actually given this jersey for free.
Who gave this to you?
I don't know.
Mark Baglow, who works at Kiss19.
Oh, okay.
Our buddy Mark.
Okay.
Okay, because...
That's my friend.
Blake's fiance.
The reason being, the name tag on the back here is wrong in terms of material use.
As you guys can see, it's a different color, and it's kind of a different material.
They're generally supposed to be the same as the back material.
That's so crazy that you know that.
This number should be a little lower.
Wow.
How do you know that?
He's a collector, man.
When you look at them wearing it,
I say that, I'm like 95% sure of that
because it's one of the first things I notice.
But no, these numbers and this actual customization
is pretty well done.
So no, this is like the new replicas
and the reason I won't really buy them
is because of how this changed.
Hey, hey, you know what?
You've got a real Gustafson jersey.
Come on.
How exciting is that?
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan of him.
So I'm happy that you got that.
I'm a goalie, so.
Oh, well, there you go.
There you go.
Goalies love goalies.
Jesse said goalies
loves goalies
and also
he could have been
a great story
if we just let him
yeah
it's like
drummers love drummers
you know
you know what I mean
every time I went
to a Blue Jays game
with my dad
you know that guy
who plays on his
little drum set
let's go Blue Jays
he'd always be like
yeah
here's five bucks man
that's awesome
Jesse
and then he'd be like
rock on
do you want to grab
the other mic
we got time
no you're good
okay
what do we got next
here Steve
Let's go with
I'm trying to be nice and loud
Let's go with the
Now former home jersey
And this is mine
Here you go
Wonderful
So a little bit of context there
I assume this was made at Real Sports
I don't know for sure
Was it not given to you?
It was given to me by Leafs TV
Oh this would be hilarious if it's fake
Well yeah the L is coming on
But wouldn't that be great?
It's pretty dirty, too.
See, I have fake jerseys because when I started, I was first year in university, and so I bought
them because that's all I could afford.
In the light now, it's amazing how not white any of the white is.
Is that makeup on it?
Or did you use it?
You know what?
Some of it probably is because I wore that on TV when I was with Leafs TV, and honest
to God, I don't think I ever washed it.
That happens to my collars, too.
So, no, you're totally right in the terms of it's a real jersey.
But these shoulder patches show off what I was talking about with the screen printing.
So this isn't textured, right?
This is just a printed paint or whatever it is onto ink, onto it, that you can smudge off and wipe off.
So if you wash this over and over and over again, this is going to come off.
So the veins in the leaf come off.
Yeah.
Really?
You got one in your bag?
I'm grabbing a jersey to check out.
That's cool.
That's cool, man.
Wow.
Okay, so, well, I have this St. Michael's Majors jersey because...
That's a nice one.
The actual details on the shoulders are pretty intricate.
It's a cloverleaf.
It says Mississauga.
And then they have their coat of arms.
Yes.
But the thing is, is when you keep wearing these, this part will rub off.
So this is the shoulder patch.
Will rub off.
Will just completely rub off and basically be destroyed.
Oh, my God.
Because of how cheap they make them.
By the way, everybody's going to go home and check their jerseys now.
I'm like, I have a screen printed, damn it.
Who do you got on the back?
I don't know.
I bought this off eBay.
I think it was the person who owned it originally.
It was like 30 bucks.
Is that a game ward?
No, no, no.
It's just some guy.
It's Chouinard.
Chouinard.
There you go.
Chouinard.
Linemates with Belanger.
Belanger.
And Benoit.
But actually, I'm glad you brought this one.
Because, again, you have that weird nameplate there.
Color difference, yeah.
And then, see how your names, your letters are coming off?
The L is coming off.
Someone could very easily walk up to me and take an L.
So, the reason that is, is because none of these are sewn on, right?
So, the stitching is like fake stitching onto the actual.
Wow.
Now, is it fake?
Yeah.
Or is it just, so this is fake?
No, no.
This is a real jersey.
But, I mean, the stitching itself is fake.
The name is.
Oh, okay.
So, what you're saying.
So, they have something that looks like stitching that they glue to the jersey.
Yes.
Or they stitched that one layer not on anything so they can mass produce it, right?
Wow.
So this isn't like they didn't go to some mall and have this done.
It's just what you're saying is the real thing that you're buying in stores is cheap quality.
Yes.
That is what you're saying.
Yeah, and let's talk about that before we pull out any more jerseys because I'm sure it's getting a little bit confusing, especially if you're listening.
I'd love to see Leafs TV rip me off.
I will do a video of this.
Yeah, no.
And we're going to feature that.
We'll throw it up on our Reddit page.
You're doing one right now?
Yeah.
Pull out an authentic...
Do you have an authentic, authentic jersey?
Yes.
So I'm going to pull out something that you guys will probably laugh at
because you brought it up a few days ago.
I mean, Jesse's wearing a Gustafson jersey.
No, no, this is better.
There's like two of these in existence.
Wow.
Why is it here?
Okay, so...
Oh!
It gets better.
Do you want to explain what this is?
This is a...
Well, I haven't seen the rest of the jersey.
I'm not going to show that yet.
Oh, okay.
This is a Connecticut whale jersey.
Now, I don't know if it's American Hockey League.
It's the American Hockey League.
Now I do.
So this is the former farm team of the New York Rangers.
And now it's an NWHL team.
I think they use the same logo.
I'm not 100% sure.
They don't?
No.
Sorry, I'm a logo guy too.
No, it's good, man.
Tell us.
He might as well correct us, man.
I'm into it.
What's the matter with you?
That's why you're here.
You're here to correct us.
It's good.
the back
I'm gonna
just a quick background
so when I bought this
my girlfriend and I
drove to Hartford
to pick these up
because we knew
they were selling the jerseys
and it was the first time
to actually be able
to get those jerseys
and the details
like the waves and stuff
and the logo
were pretty awesome
and we wanted to grab them
so
so your girlfriend's
in on this too
I kind of brought her
in on it
nice
and so
and she wanted to go
on the trip too
so we went
yeah
and so we went there
and because we knew
they were going defunct
and we wanted to get
this before it was gone
i didn't want to miss the opportunity smart and so we ended up driving right away got there like
four or five hours before it happened we drove overnight and it opened at like eight we were
there at like five wow we're sitting inside the civic center just waiting for the thing to open
and was there a lineup yeah we were actually the second people in line the first people in line
were there for equipment not for jersey so we were fine they were from new york i think or
philadelphia i can't remember but they were they were a lot closer than we were and they just wanted
to buy equipment
because they were
selling off everything
they had
because they
completely changed
color schemes
so they went back
to the Rangers
color schemes
wow
so this is where
I got this
so I'll show you
who's on the back
which I think I know
I hope it's fun
I'm guessing
Wade Redden
you bet
wow
Wade Redden
and this is a
game worn jersey
yes
get out
so this is
all the way authentic
yeah
this was bought
off by their
see that's interesting
okay so I need to get
your I need to get your expertise on this so you see the material they use here in the number
maybe we'll hold it up for the camera guys before when when we're describing it let's let's talk
about it too so we're talking about the number we're talking about so the material is number six
yeah and most importantly the material on the whale here shoulder patch too the big part is
the shoulder on the New York Rangers patch see that looks sexy yeah there's a real depth to
that patch yeah because it's all stitched on and everything but the whale though see how it's like
kind of wrinkled well that's because they wash it like thousands of times so that's why okay
because i see a lot of jerseys um that do that i mean there's just a sea of them at the acc and
like different like a wide variety right the ones that are more wrinkled to me i look at that and
automatically assume they're usually fake okay yeah and that just happens once or twice when
you when you've washed or they come like that too see these with these because the team washes
these all the time and they don't really like you don't really have to totally take care of these
if you do like i understand but you can just wash them normally in cold water or whatever
so because when i we went to ottawa last year and bought 67 jerseys the barber pole striped ones
because they're barber pulled and striped and they smelled horrible because they didn't wash
them so the first thing we had to do is take them back home and actually wash oh my god
so equipment sales are treasure treasure troves man it depends on what you get yeah so i went to
the least one was perfectly clean and wonderful and perfect it was great so that was nice on that
I saw a girl once.
I'm fairly certain she listens to the podcast.
So I bought a pair of...
That girl has no name.
No, no, I will not name her.
Because I...
It's a Game of Thrones joke.
You wouldn't get it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I bought Tim Brent game-use gloves.
Okay.
I think they were 125 bucks.
But I mean, like for...
Which is pretty good for...
Like $250 gloves or something like that.
Or $200 gloves.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
I wanted them.
They're cool.
I still own them.
I still use them.
They're ripped to hell but who cares
This girl was a huge Luke Shen fan
She buys Luke Shen's gloves
Reaches into the little pocket in the gloves
Discovers his mouth guard's still there
Oh this oh so gross
And she tried it on
That's awesome
She tried it on
But yeah a lot of the stuff stinks
But like I know a guy
A guy who walked in there
Who got Mikhail Gromovsky skates
And he paid like 400 bucks for them or something like that
But he's like, dude, these are $600 skates.
And all I got to do is this, this, and that to them, mold them to my feet,
and all of a sudden I got NHL skates.
Yeah.
You can find some pretty cool stuff at the stick sales.
It's useful as long as it's still intact.
Now, with this jersey, okay, so you got an authentic jersey.
What are we looking for when we're looking for,
if we want something that's authentic that's going to last?
And you said you don't even really need to take care of them
because they're tough, right?
Well, I mean, they'll stain and everything,
but you can wash them
and just make sure
that like
as long as
wash them normally
you don't have to dry clean them
right
I haven't washed this
because I haven't had to
and I don't wear it
it's a Wade Redding jersey right
yeah
and just to be
like I had
two Chris
when I bought this jersey
I bought two Chris Crider jerseys
two JT Miller jerseys
and a Matt Zuccarello jersey
whoa
but I was
I made a mistake
with the Zuccarello one
and I sold it to a guy
in Norway
for 500 bucks
oh
because he was
dude that's
whatever
still that's pretty good
the biggest Zuccarello fan ever
and I told him
like hey man
like just don't sell this
because I know it's worth more
you know it's worth more
but you have like
the biggest Zuccarello collection
of game worn jerseys you got
just don't sell it on me
last year he put it up
on eBay for
no
$1,200
oh
I don't know when it sold for
or if he did sell it
but I know he put it up
and I sent him a message
I'm like what are you doing
let me buy it back at least
and he never responded to me
of course not
what a jerk eh
dude
yeah
I want to show you this one
it's a Leafs Away jersey
now an old one
and the reason
I want to show you this
is
you never wore that
never wore it
I never saw you wear that
I wear it sometimes
I'm afraid to wear it out
because it's so white
yeah
and you see so many people
at the ACC
with ketchup stains
on their Maple Leafs jersey
I generally won't buy
white jerseys
unless they're
because stains
it's a sore point
with Mrs. Dangle
yeah yeah
that one
because she got this for me
I want to show you this one
because it was
made at the NHL store
in New York
right
or customized
or whatever
this is where I got it
yeah
so and right away this the name patch seems different it is so i don't know if it's right
in terms of what it should be um it's still different than what mine is right so mine is
the same material that's used on the back of the jerseys so they have extra material of it right
and you can see that in the patch yeah yeah but every team does stuff differently like some teams
just don't use the back i think the red wings just sew it right onto the jersey so it's all
different for everything which i kind of like let me hold i kind of like that you know because
the the big rectangle patch kind of looks it looks weird don't you think it it's with the
name when it comes to the name plate i understand why people do it um but so let me see it yeah so
i don't know if these are sewn these aren't sewn these are probably not like it's not a it's not
an authentic yeah no these are just glued so this is just same with you this is just the same like
if you order from nhl.com you'll get this customization so this is like what you'll get
Because that comes from the NHL store.
Yeah, so you'll probably get this at Real Sports, too,
or something very similar to it.
Okay, well, because that other Leafs jersey was from Real Sports.
Yeah, again, it just depends on what they're using.
But it's the mass-produced sort of, okay.
So this price point would be what, $160 to $200, somewhere in there?
I can't tell you.
I have not bought one of these, so I can't tell you.
That is amazing.
That is funny.
Now, I want to get to that,
because what I really want to do with this whole segment
is I want to direct people based on what their needs are.
Because one of the things that we found out is that anybody listening to the show, there were people that cared about the Fanatics thing a lot.
And then there were people that didn't because they thought, well, I just want to wear the logo and I don't care.
And the price is the price.
And that's fine.
And I'll probably replace it in a couple of years anyway because they're going to change some little detail.
So what I want to know from you, you're a jersey collector.
You buy authentic jerseys a lot of the time.
You try to, right?
How hard is it if I want, if I am a primo, I'm willing to save, I'm willing to spend big money.
How am I going to find it?
How much money is it?
You got a Flyers jersey right here.
I'm assuming that's a Giroux.
No.
No?
It's Brizgalov.
Oh.
So this is one of the,
the reason I brought this out
is because I don't always condone replicas.
This is a replica jersey
and I was okay purchasing it
because it was,
it's the winter classic one,
which was actually made in Canada
and not Indonesia like all the other ones.
It has a Canadian flag on it.
So.
Interesting.
Yes.
so I'm going to get to that point really quickly
and the reason I brought this out to show
is because until the
Capitals and Blackhawks
Winter Classic all the jerseys were
made in Canada
or they were made in Indonesia
but they were made of this material which is different
and it's a thicker material
it's more closer to the actual jerseys
and so the actual jersey quality was
way higher
and same with like the while the numbers and stuff
aren't stitched
they're actually this one might be yeah actually so the actual like name is stitched on there and
it's still the fuzzy numbers and everything but it is like felt yeah it is layered though and it's
not like the screen printed numbers right that the other there's layered stitching there's depth to
it okay so for authentics the weird thing about authentics is not all stores carry them and i
mean stores as in actual stores and you're talking hardcore sports stores absolutely well there's
barely any hardcore sports stores the the actual jerseys like the jersey stores there's like ice
jerseys stuff like that they all have them but they won't have all teams and they won't have all
like types so third jerseys are kind of hard to come by or specialty jerseys are hard to come by
there's a guy on ebay and i mentioned in the reddit post called jersey baron that has everything that
no one else can find so now why does he have that because he orders the minimum order for them and
The minimum order is something like 10 for each size per jersey.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
So he noticed that there was people who wanted this stuff,
and so he has a warehouse of it in Scarborough or something.
Good business.
Yeah, and he's a great guy to deal with and everything,
but he has stuff that no one else can get,
like the All-Star jersey for last year with John Scott.
Everyone wanted Authentics in the community.
No one could find them anywhere.
He was the only person to have them.
Crazy.
Wow.
And it was tough for you to get your hands on an authentic All-Star jersey
last year, was it not?
It was hard to get
John Scott stuff.
It was almost impossible
to get an actual authentic.
Why?
He was the only guy
that had them.
Because nobody else
would order them.
Because a lot of the
All-Star jerseys
probably don't sell
either that much.
I thought last year's
were great.
They were great,
but I don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
A lot of the stores,
like NHL team stores,
don't have authentic jerseys.
They have the
Indonesia-made ones.
Buffalo Sabres
didn't have authentic
because they had
all Indonesian jerseys.
Wow.
So actually finding an authentic, you've got to do some research and find out.
A lot of places online won't have the right picture of the jersey.
It'll be like the stock photo.
And what would be the benefit to getting one?
An authentic?
Yeah.
Just quality.
Just better.
Yeah, you don't get the printed arm shoulders.
You get actual sewn.
You get thicker materials.
The fight strap, I don't really care about.
It's pretty annoying.
So this is sort of what I was saying.
You're right.
You're totally right.
I just don't know if the general public cares.
No, I totally understand.
I completely understand that.
The problem is, I'm going to pull something.
And that's why I was asking, like, you know, if I am that person,
and a lot of people who listen to this show are.
If you're seeking out a hockey podcast, then you are in the 1%, right?
Yeah.
Of hockey fans.
So for us, it kind of matters.
But we're going to have the whole spectrum here.
So I want to talk about all spectrums of jerseys
and how people can best spend their money.
Do you know what I mean?
He just took out a Habs jersey.
What are you doing?
beautiful one
the reason I brought
this Habs jersey out
is because it's a
Coho jersey
so this was before
the 2006-07 switch
wow
and is it who I think
it is
it's Jose Taylor
if you feel this jersey
it's very close
to an authentic jersey
it's like a sock
yeah
it's like a hockey sock
yeah
and it's
so this was the old quality
the logos were
basically the same
but they're printed on
sorry they're not printed on
they're glued on
and heat pressed in
but the logo itself
is very close
to the actual jersey
I don't have shoulder patches
on these
But I have a Coyote's one, and it's all stitched shoulder patches.
Wow.
So the difference is between these and the Authentics was a slightly thicker material.
You had double-stitched elbows for the actual Authentics because of the wear of elbow pads and stuff like that.
And you had a fight strap, and you had different sizing.
Like this is an XL or something like that versus number sizing.
I wanted to bring this guy to your attention because one of the things I talked about is—
That jersey looks like it needs a shave.
Oh, it sure does.
It's a Dangle Leafs jersey.
This is what I've used in videos for like the last two or three years.
It's the 1967 replica third jersey that they've been using,
that they used in the playoffs.
It's the one that everyone has in loophole.
Yeah.
Everyone has this in loophole for some reason.
So true.
I was talking about how over the years,
it seemed to me anyway that the jerseys were getting thinner and thinner.
And this was the first time I realized it.
Yeah, absolutely.
I believe they are.
And one of the things I have issues with this one
is it pills like crazy.
Like, see how the pieces are coming out?
So it gets little gnats in it
that you got to kind of cut out or pick out.
And the more you get...
Oh, that jersey's covered.
The more you get when it comes to pilling,
the more you'll have, right?
And I know it's video blogging,
but I beat these things up.
Yeah.
I've sweat in every one of the 10 videos
except one this year.
There you go.
And the reason I'll buy Authentics
is to get away from this material, basically.
and like this is
the old replica material
which doesn't
that doesn't happen to
it rips
if you rip it
but it won't pill
and get caught up
on stuff like that
so Steve maybe it's
it's smart for you
to get an authentic
honestly it might be
yeah because I
it's a piece of equipment
for me
yeah
and yeah
you gotta have connections
just get an actual
Leafs
like Game Orangers
I think he's
sitting next to me
oh
me
hopefully Jersey Baron
listens
I think
yeah
Jesse wants to jump
in here for a second
So you mentioned the thinness of the jerseys
One of the thinnest jerseys that I've ever seen
Are the World Cup of Hockey ones
I brought my Team North America one
Do you want to take a look at this one?
Oh, he pulls out the check in public
This is authentic
Okay, so
Oh, that's perfect
The World Cup jerseys
Which are shown here
I think they are thinner
What you're talking about, the main materials
But I actually think these are higher quality
than the normal nhl replicas the shoulders are much nicer than the actual just normal
shoulders on those and i think these were actually kind of a step in the right direction
they might have been a bit thinner in terms of like this material which it is you can see your
hand through it yeah but i actually thought these were a step forward the logos were pretty good
again this is screen printed so it's kind of iffy but i i don't have a huge problem with one of
these and actually i bought my girlfriend uh oh wow a sweden one because she's a huge sweden fan
and we tried to get the authentic but we they were sold out by the time we tried to buy one
you couldn't get blue and authentic their logo is beautiful too the tray kroner sorry i'm just
grabbing all your stuff it's all good is uh it's uh sweden's what would you call it textured yeah
textured so all that design in there it's not just steam printed on and i got my fingernail
cut in your shoes don't worry about it she'll never wear it anyways oh okay great it's textured
it's beautiful the team check republic logo in person this is authentic though it's sick so i
don't know what the other one does but this one's really thick yeah so i'm just showing the camera
wow but this jersey is very thick compared to all other ones basically and all the material of it i
like i said in the post how i think it would be hot to play in but i'm not gonna wear this playing
hockey because there's only one of them i have so but there's some interesting things on it where
the sweet sorry i'm trying to spin it around the adidas is actually not uh sewn on unlike okay so
the world cup one that we bought the adidas is sewn on and lifted right there's that adidas
track pants sort of feel to it where the actual adidas authentic one is i think it's sublimated
the red is sublimated into the white or the other way around to get that's the one playing it that's
right interesting that's the opposite of what you would expect yeah right so i i collect soccer
jerseys too and adidas does this for their soccer stuff the actual replicas are sewn on and thicker
and the real ones are actually a really thin piece of fabric glued onto the jersey so it's it doesn't
get in the way as much and it's like looser and lighter right but it's it makes game sense yes
okay but these shoulders i have to say on the authentics are pretty interesting in a like
they're like that on the replica tell us why they're a new material that no one's ever seen
before and we're not sure where it came from or what the point of it is besides kind of looking
pretty and but it's like it's thicker it's a different feeling material you guys like can
check it out like by all means and it's just it's different than what the normal shoulders are
and it's it's like it's it feels like it's several different yeah actually here and i don't know how
many more jerseys you want to pull out i want to pull out two more go ahead keep going for reason
so again i said they were getting thinner and thinner this is the brand new new logo jersey
that i got uh home jersey for toronto maple leafs home jersey toronto maple leafs mrs dangle ordered
it off i want to say real sports's website now let me get the alternate yep because i think it's
even thinner than that one all right let's bring it out here we go so the actually the reason i
haven't done this video yet is because i don't i don't know why i took that out sorry uh the reason
i haven't done the video yet is because i don't have a replica jersey to compare it to so i have
to get one some way to actually do the video um but yeah it does feel a bit thinner for sure but
the see the logo the logo is weird because this logo is really thin and as you can see and it
looks like almost a piece of paper but some teams do use that in terms of like their actual logos
and numbers some teams logos are really thin i think toronto is one of the teams that has actual
really thin would that just be for ventilation purposes you're playing hockey you're hot like
it is a big logo yeah i couldn't tell you i know um the predators use a single layered piece of
material now for their numbers and their name plates their name plates are sewn on but the
actual numbers are sublimated into the name plate so there's no act sorry not numbers the actual
letters themselves are sublimated into the name plate so there's no like actual letters sewn on
there for their names or anything like that it's all sublimated the detailing on it is all sublimated
and that's how they get the three or sorry the guitar strings on them i don't know if it's three
whatever it is but there's lines on there to represent guitar strings and it's all sublimated
onto the actual number and then sewn onto the jersey so like the priders don't have triple
layered numbers which they look like they're single layered with sublimated designs which
is also kind of interesting because the uh north their hl team the admirals um their entire numbers
are just cut out into squares
and sublimated into a square
and sewn onto the back of the jersey.
So there's no actual number anymore
on their AHL teams,
like sewn number.
It's just a...
It's a square piece of jersey material
with the number sublimated onto it,
sewn onto it.
Wow.
Because they're cutting costs that way
and it's easier to make
and they can just...
Wow.
...put another one on it.
So tell me this.
Tell me this.
Okay, we've gone through all these jerseys.
I hope this hasn't been too confusing to listen to.
definitely check out the the visual part of of the show which by the way is on youtube and jesse
will have him edit just the jersey part of this episode so you can watch that separately
um what i want to know from you is where am i wasting my money if i am buying a leafs jersey
if i'm buying an any team jersey is there a price price point at which it becomes the smartest the
smartest buy the best buy for a fan so people i get that question kind of asked a lot in terms of
why do you buy these compared to these or like what's your opinion on them and it's to be honest
it's all personal choice if you don't want to spend three hundred dollars by all means i don't
spend three hundred dollars on all my jerseys i get them for 120 sometimes 80 depends on where
you get them if they're on sale 1200 from norway i have never spent that but um it's all if you
want to support your team and you want to support a player you can get a replica like i'm not gonna
say anyone's worse than someone else because that's it's all personal preference like it makes
no difference to me or anyone else at the end it's are you happy with your purchase and that's it
for me when i buy jerseys i just see the difference in price worth it for the quality you get made in
Canada is nice as well.
And it's just something that's going to last me a long time.
But I also know it's going to sit in my closet with a bunch of other ones that are pretty similar to it.
Right.
And some of mine have a story.
Because you're building a collection, right?
You're right.
And so I'll wear them to the game.
If I go to a game, depending on what it is.
I won't wear the red in one.
That one's never coming out in public until today.
I'm glad that you brought it.
I'm surprised, actually.
I always get anxious when I see someone wearing an autographed jersey at a game or in public.
it's autographed
put it away
hide it
but I'm sorry
I can't really
answer your question
in terms of
what you think
is worth it
it's based on
what you need
right
for the average fan though
for the average fan
that doesn't care
then keep wearing
your jersey
and keep enjoying it
and do you think
the fanatics
will the fanatics
because we talked
about the sizing change
and I know we don't
know everything yet
from what we know
is it
because you said
in the post
it's a bit confusing deal
right
business wise
why is that deal
confusing for you
Adidas just signed on for a new deal to make the jerseys.
And the thought was the whole reason you sign on to get your logo on the jersey is so you can sell the replicas.
Because you're not making any money with the Authentics.
I don't know if people buy them.
But the replicas are what the huge push is, right?
It's in every store.
There's thousands of them.
So why would Adidas sign that deal to be the jersey manufacturer supplier and then not sell replica jerseys?
Question for you.
Is there a chance that Fanatics makes a replica jersey with the Adidas logo on it?
I couldn't tell you that.
I don't think so.
Because the whole thing says it's all Fanatics.
Right.
So it's a Fanatics brand.
That's it.
I'm kicking myself because I have the world of Nike Hockey Canada stuff at home,
and I didn't bring it.
That's okay.
Why did you say man, though?
Is it good?
Better?
Worse?
I kind of like Nike jerseys, but just a second.
And I also have a fight strap authentic Marie-Philippe Poulin Team Canada jersey.
Whoa.
Nike, there's a lot of discussion in the jersey community
about how bad Nike jerseys are because they fall apart really easy.
And if you guys want to feel this, it feels pretty awesome.
Wow.
And is this unauthentic?
By the way, this is a Team Sweden.
This is a Team Sweden game-issue jersey from a world championship.
It even, here, right into the microphone.
Like, it almost, it sounds like a parachute.
Those parachutes that you played with in school.
According to Nike, it's all recycled materials.
So I don't know what that's about.
Same with their soccer jerseys.
That's their whole push of all our jerseys come from recycled materials.
So the reason I pulled this out is because I'm a huge fan of Nike and the Team Canada stuff.
I have two Team Canada authentic jerseys from the last Olympics.
So do you.
Yeah, so I have the black one and the red one.
But I love the material and I love the cut.
The jersey I'm wearing right now, the Denmark one, is also cut the same way.
And I just think it looks really, like, the way the shoulders are and everything just fits really nice.
Now, I know Nike was going for the jersey rights.
Nike before the 2006 thing
when they made jerseys
like Coho did
and everyone else
had amazing replica jerseys.
They were great.
They had fantastic quality.
They were awesome jerseys.
Ducks,
authentic jerseys,
the eggplant ones
with Nike
are fetch a pretty penny.
Eggplant.
Oh,
is that what they call
the old mask?
No,
the color.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't think
they mean eggplant
Friday's eggplant.
Sorry,
sorry.
I was like,
what?
Sorry,
sorry.
The purple jerseys.
The dick jerseys.
No,
they don't mean
The dick emoji jerseys.
so yeah the purple jerseys with nike and nike was a big thing about that so nike's replicas
recently have taken a huge dive as well so the one team canada's haven't though there's two
team canada's and usa's have different replica jerseys compared to every other country
and no one really knows why for the olympics team canada's and usa were made in china i believe or
indonesia one or the other i can't remember but all the other ones were made in canada
but those jerseys were all sublimated designs without any sewn on things or they were
glued on things like so the numbers of this jersey aren't aren't actually sewn they're glued
okay and that's it and sorry not the numbers the letters okay um so when the olympics happened
the actual jerseys that you could buy only in sochi were made in canada for every team but
canada and the u.s but canada and u.s had so much sewn like logos and everything and they fit the
proper way the one all the other teams didn't they were all like a different cut and they didn't fit
so the shoulders didn't line up right and so no one knows why and no one knows why nike is doing
this and so nike i was personally i was hoping nike was going to get the contract because i
wanted to see what they would do with with uh north america because i think this stuff is really
cool even though it does rip and you can see that in the olympic game warrants or just arms are like
torn off but it's just one of those things where like again the consumers no one really cares about
them because you can't order them right when the olympics happen i put down like about three
thousand dollars aside to buy one of every team's jersey like an authentic one wow and i couldn't
get them no they never sold them so that's three thousand dollars you were just gonna say here you
go yeah and they never sold them so there's nothing more for it's very frustrating to want
something and not have the money it's i think just as frustrating to have the money and you're
dying to give it to them but they won't let you so the only way to get those was to buy the game
warrants through auctions later on whoa so those slovenia jerseys if you get a like a hand a hold
of one of those you're like that's worth a ton don't sell them to anyone from norway yeah and
then uh the russia ones with the bird yeah those were huge too well yeah it was in sochi right so
the jersey i'm wearing now is i made it myself like i found a um i didn't sew it but i found
a manufacturer that could do the cut that i wanted to do that matched the olympic jerseys
wow i couldn't buy these jerseys that i wanted to so i had to find a company that would make
them and i did the logos myself so the logo right here isn't the denmark affiliation logo
because that was copyrighted so i redid it to make it my own thing so i can wear them and i
so I could get the May
because I'm not using copyright images
and stuff like that.
Speaking of made in Russia,
I do have one more.
Is that made by Luch?
I don't know.
This is a KHL.
This is a Dynamo Minsk jersey.
Pecorine on the back.
NHL All-Star Pecorine.
NHL All-Star Pecorine
and it's got a fight strap.
Yeah, so these are made by Luch
and they're really high quality.
They're really good.
I think it...
That's the same too.
I have a Tarasenko like that.
Yeah, it feels like the highest quality jersey
I have actually.
Yeah, they're actually...
They're really...
Lutch does some awesome work.
You can get them in the States through Lutch USA and through Canada.
Is that that lightning bolt logo?
Yeah, that's LutchSports.ru, but they actually have a US one too.
So you can actually, Lutch is amazing.
And I say that because any team that they supply right now,
you can go to their website and buy the exact jersey that they'll wear on the ice
with the exact customization straight from their site, which this is.
And you can get the sponsor logos on it or not.
So they get it and they make it easy.
yeah and they have replica ones where it's not the exact same so the numbers or the logos might
be sublimated on but it's like that's what they're offering but then you can get these and the price
of these i think for authentic is like 180 bucks wow compared to 300 and you know the russian jerseys
are really cool oh and i got this i got this fairly cheap but um not comic-con is that what
it's called fan expo fan expo that's where i got mine too i got it for what did you say a buck 80
I think I got it
for less than that
and that's
same day
that's where I got
the Tarasenko
because I decided
I was going to be
a CKSAM fan
and I am
sort of
yeah I wear this
around the house a lot
yeah that's a great jersey
they're fantastic
and there's a
you know the Sochi
hockey team
so they
Lutch makes them
so I'm trying to get one
I'm waiting for the
Black Friday sales
but then I'll probably
end up with one of those
amazing
so if anybody
wants to find you
you do
you talk about jerseys
you talk about more
about this stuff
And I know that there are hardcore, ardent hockey fans, jersey people, logo people that
would be so interested in this.
How do we find you?
So I have a website called hockeyreviews.ca, which does equipment reviews.
Okay.
What's your Twitter name for anybody that doesn't know?
Crap.
Yeah.
I changed it because it used to be MattSave1, but I changed it because of my hockey reviews
thing.
Right.
Because I just started that like six months ago.
So I'm not sure if it's switched or not.
Is it still MattSave1?
So MattSave1 on Twitter.
And your YouTube channel?
Again, if you search my name, Matt Hills, it will show up.
Okay.
And that's about it.
Or Matt Hills jerseys, probably.
No.
Honestly, I don't do a lot of stuff for jerseys in terms of posting.
I think you should.
I was going to do the one video of the differences between them all,
but then I didn't have that replica one,
so I haven't actually made it yet.
I'm going to make you do something right now.
You brought in a bag of videos today.
Yeah, this is a series.
I'll go to sport check
sometime this week and go buy one
here's the other thing
I'm giving you homework
I want you to do a video
you know the videos Steve does on the
hockey trade tree
that comes out of
the Berube, Fuhrer
Vincent D'Amfus trade
the Oilers Lease Blockbuster
I want you to do that and explain to us
visually because you did it so well on Reddit
explain to us visually how the
hockey brands have changed since 2008
because one of the most interesting parts
of your Reddit thing that we don't have time for
is who owns Bauer?
Why is it its parent company
and not Bauer in bankruptcy
or insolvency, I guess?
What happened to
formerly massive brands like Jofa,
like Easton, like Mission?
Where are these brands? What are they doing now?
And I think it's actually really, really interesting
how that all broke down. The business part of it is
fascinating. So can you do that?
I can see what I can do.
All right, because I think it would be...
The answer is yes, man.
The answer is yes.
Like, you got to do it.
Well, I don't want to promise everything.
You got to do it.
No, because what I was going to say,
and I'll say it now into the camera,
that's passion.
That's passion.
What he's got.
If he sounds a bit psycho, yeah, he is.
That's what passion is.
Collectives.
Being a little bit psycho.
Now, I...
You got to know the stuff inside and know.
You got to passion for this man.
Before we get to the press conference here,
and we're going to have you in on the press conference,
my question to you is,
was the James Reimer doll
which by the way
was number 1151
of 2000
so it was rare
it was numbered
I don't know if 2000
of anything is rare
but hey
kiss my ass
was it worth it
look what's on the table
right here
I'm obviously going to say
if you liked it
yeah it's worth it
you gotta buy
if you want something
and see it
you gotta buy it
or else you might not get it
but before we're done
I gotta show you guys
one other thing
one more thing
two other things
two other things
I know you guys
hate the savers
well we have to
by rights
like with most things
Buffalo
I don't even think of them
the ugliest jersey
that's come out
in the last like
six years
you think that's
uglier than the
buffa slug
that was over
six years ago
but this thing
is horrible
but
to Josh Georges
with the crazy
assistant
patch
that was the
assistant patch
wait they wore that
on the shoulder
so if you were
an assistant captain
it originally had
like more detail
and more colors
and then they just put it down to one
because I think the equipment manager complained.
So this is a game worn.
Once they announced that these were done,
I made sure to get one.
I tried to get like an Andres Lim back
and then I was like, I missed it a bunch.
And then I just say, oh, Josh Georges.
So I grabbed it.
That is cool.
So the one story behind this,
and it's just, it's kind of different, like separate.
I was at a game last year,
the final game of the year
where they have a jersey off your back program
where they give away a jersey of the players
to someone in the seat.
I've been to a couple final games of the season
and what they do sometimes,
I don't know if the Sabres did that,
with the Leafs,
they would bring these kids out onto the ice
and I remember Wade Belak taking his jersey off
after the game and handing it to the person.
So it's exactly what they do.
So my great neighbor gave us tickets,
my girlfriend and I,
and we were in the 200 level or whatever
and we're sitting there
and the person next to us
got Rasmus
Russeline
and I was like
right now
I'm wearing the Georges
right now
and I was like
the whole time
I said to my girlfriend
you know
I'm glad someone else got that
because
let's be real
I'm probably the least
one of the least people
in this room
or this stadium
deserves it
but I really wanted to
walk down there
with a Josh Georges jersey
and walk by Josh
and be like
man
can you sign this thing
and just go over to Rasmus
and take the jersey off
I thought it would be good
that would have been cool
That would have been really, really cool.
And then, so I got to show you one more thing.
I don't know if you guys mentioned this.
Whoa.
But last year.
What the fuck?
What is this?
A cat in a hat jersey in the ECHL.
Did we do that?
I think, I don't know if you guys mentioned it.
I don't think we did.
I know Wyshynski mentioned it.
Probably.
And I can't, they're in North Dakota.
Oh, that is so cool.
I can't remember what they're actually called right now.
But the logo is different.
So these jerks, when this came out, my girlfriend said to me,
I want one of these.
Can you get me one?
So I looked for it.
So they were selling them after the thing.
So it's 20-hour drives.
I'm like, no, we're not doing that.
Then they sold them online.
They all sold for over $1,000.
No.
So I was like, okay, I'm not buying you a $1,000 ECHL jersey.
Sorry.
Fair.
So I made her this up with a different logo
because I couldn't use our logo, and I put the fish in the bowl.
Right.
But I thought it was pretty great.
So you made that?
Yeah.
Well, okay, I didn't make it.
But I got the logos all done
You had it made
Yeah
Good enough
And just so she could have one of these
And our idea is to bring it to
A game where Luongo is
And show him the thing
Oh my god that's awesome
That's a great idea
Oh my god
Are you going to try to get your hands
On one of the Harambe
No
I think that's a dead
That's been beaten
Dead trend
Oh it is dead
That's what we're so upset about
I never jumped onto that by the way
Jesse
Come on up here
Well, let's do the press conference.
The Presser SDP.
The Steve Dangle Press Conference.
Why are you throwing it in that chair?
Whatever.
You can leave them there if you want a question.
The guy is here, 16, on Twitter.
How much money have you spent total on all of your jerseys?
I honestly have no idea.
It's probably better that you don't know.
Yeah, I don't.
Between $5,000 and $10,000.
I'd say under $5,000.
Under $5,000?
Under $5,000.
Wow.
Okay.
The most I've ever spent on a jersey was actually my girlfriend's
Washington Capitals Winter Classic authentic jersey.
So I've spent more on that than I have game warrants.
Wow.
Because there was only one way to get it through that jersey-bearing guy,
and she really wanted it.
Actually, I should have brought this up in the previous one.
the replicas for those jerseys were so bad that the w actually sounded like crinkling paper it
was so thin and terrible and i showed her this like there's no way i'm getting a replica you're
getting the real thing yeah and so i bought the real i'm sure she hated that yeah and so i bought
her the real thing and it's it doesn't crinkle it's a thin piece of uh i can't remember what
they're called but like it's the same as number material it's thin but it doesn't crinkle whereas
the actual ones crinkle so if you ever see washington capitals winter classic jersey in a
store with the big W on the front,
go up to it and crinkle the logo, and you'll
see how cheap they are.
Owners will love that.
If you put me in charge of
like, if you go, Steve, you can
redesign one jersey in the
NHL. I would take that wicked
White House with the
eagle in it that the Capitals have on the
shoulder, and I would make it their logo.
I would make it their main logo.
It's the coolest thing!
It is America. It's so
America. It should be obnoxious
america yeah with the eagle and everything one more um some meathead on twitter hey meathead
of all the jerseys collected which one is your unicorn
so uh the wade redden one's pretty up there um because i think there's connecticut went through
four or five different jerseys in three years or four years it was ridiculous they had like a really
vibrant green one i remember yeah they had uh the first year they went through three because they
couldn't get reebok to actually build the correct cut jerseys in time so they had older style like
older fitting baggier ones before they went to the slimmer design for half a season and those
ones sell for stupid amounts there's a ryan mcdonough one i know it went over three thousand
dollars whoa um but so for me because just for based on rarity it's got to be the redden the
crider and the miller jersey i have which are all connecticut whale ones just because they didn't
exist for very long and there's maybe like three or four of each of them and what a crop yeah
they had a crop pretty good you know what the worst part is i saw a guy on the rack named cam
talbot who's that and i said oh he's gonna be nothing don't worry about it and he didn't play
in the nhl at the time so he was like one of the cheaper deals like when i bought that it was 250
bucks for anyone who's playing the nhl and then it was 100 and 200 for they haven't or if you buy
two it becomes 175 each and i said no to camp tower because i had no idea who he was i have
three regrets i have three regrets so one is uh i had two ovechkin young gun rookies i sold one
in his sophomore year when he took a bit of a downturn that was a mistake i still have one
though so i still have that so that's good um i once traded a rookie card for a felix podvin card
with a piece of game you stick in it uh that rookie was on the boston bruins at the time his
name was phil kessel oh that was a mistake hey man if i knew he was gonna be a leaf i would have
never done it but whatever and um number three i had a guy who again i had never heard of i'm like
ah he probably won't turn out to anything i can't even i don't even know how to pronounce this guy's
name dustin bufflin oh that's that i remember i was oh by fugly and he's not gonna to be honest
i didn't know who matt segrella was at the time when i was there someone told me to get his
jerseys and so i specifically got them he i remember i had a video it was either an lfr1 or
lfr2 where i talked about him because he was the new fabian brunstrom he was the new guy coming out
of europe who was just gonna tear the league apart this see but he actually did and the bastard did
because fabian brunstrom was a leaf so of course he didn't fabian brunstrom was very briefly a leaf
yes in my defense that was a john torrello rangers where he wouldn't want any young players to be on
the team hence chris crider jt miller zuccarello stuck in the minor holy shit uh yeah zuccarello
Miller
Kreider
Talbot
McDonough
McDonough was in the NHL at that time
Oh okay
Who else we got?
Like that was
That was a team
Yeah
I don't remember them ever being very good
That is the team
The current team
I don't remember them being very good
Is the weird part
I don't think they were
Wow
What the hell?
Minor league hockey is weird
Well
You know honestly
I gotta thank you so much
For coming all the way here
We know you took a day off work
I have vacation time
Well
Well, most people would not take their vacation time to spend it with us.
We have trouble enough with our own fiancés and wives doing that.
So thank you so much for coming in and shedding some light on this.
And, yeah, I mean, it's interesting to know that from a jersey collector,
someone who knows stuff about this, that maybe, A, we don't know enough about the Fanatic Steel to be upset about it.
B, if you're worried about quality of your jersey, then go for more authentic stuff.
But if not, if you don't care and you're going to change it in a couple years anyway, don't bother.
If you're happy with it, then keep it.
You're fine the way you are.
There you go.
Steve, any parting thoughts today?
What did you learn?
I learned that I don't really know much about jerseys.
Oh my God, I know nothing.
I know nothing.
I know dick all.
I know never to sell anything to anyone from Norway.
Lying Norwegians.
I mean, they were the Vikings, right?
They came in and they pillaged
They pillaged your wallet
That's right
And trust
Yeah
Shouldn't pillage someone's trust
I did a nice thing
Yeah
And also
Matt is a beauty
Because he drove here from
Freaking St. Kitts
Yeah seriously
Dude
That's an hour and a half at least
Thank you so much
And hey
If you're gunning it
If people still have questions for you
On our Reddit
On the Reddit post that you made on our page
Will you keep answering them?
Yeah for sure
I know someone
Just really quick
Someone asked me about sizing
I'm probably the worst to do with sizing
because I buy anything, whatever, I don't care.
I'll wear a goalie cut.
I'll wear a 46.
I don't care about the size.
So I'm the bad person to ask for that.
Usually a good thing with sizing is try it on.
Yeah.
So that can't fail.
There is a subreddit called HockeyJerseys,
so I'd suggest people check that out.
It's not just under hockey?
I know what Steve's doing tonight.
Wow.
So that's pretty good.
The guys on there are pretty helpful
in terms of being able to answer those questions
because I can't.
By the way, you and your girlfriend probably need to put a ring on that
because there are very few girlfriends who are going to get jersey crazy
like you're jersey crazy with you.
So I think that's meant to be.
Congratulations to the two of you.
Get a jersey, make the nameplate say ring, and then make her put it on.
That's the ring.
Steve Dangle, everybody.
She's going to hear this, and she's going to really hate it, too.
Why?
Is she going to hate it?
Yeah, she's going to hate this conversation.
Oh, why?
Does it make her more uncomfortable?
No, she doesn't want it at all.
she doesn't want to get married
she doesn't believe in that whole thing
the only reason I brought it up
is because she's going to be like
what the hell why didn't you say anything
everyone goes up to us always
and it's like when are you getting married
don't worry he explained
that you're totally uninterested
that's good
if I can get some cheap plugs in
before the end of the show
will this be up before the game tonight
probably not right
Okay, well anyway
I'm going to be on the Leafs pregame show tonight
On Sportsnet, so that's going to be cool
There's going to be a video on
That video will go online after
That'll be on the Sportsnet YouTube channel
So we won't be able to see it
Yeah, so look for that
And it's going to be about a blog that I wrote last night
It's finally up now
The title they gave it
Was Maple Leafs glut of forwards
Could help fetch a defenseman
Which is sort of what I said
So therefore it's a sort of effect
Effective headline
That's the kind of title
I'd click on
Because they'd be like
Trade
Trade
Trade
I'm like a seagull
And the video actually starts with
The Leafs are making a huge trade
I'm just kidding
Good
What I did was
All that talk
From the last
Couple podcasts
Where I've been like
They have this winger
That winger
That winger
And I go down like
Three dozen guys
I actually
Write down
All three dozen guys
I color code it
By who's going to be around
For more than a year
Restricted free agents
Unrestricted free agents
guys they have the rights to
guys who are buried
and I basically
at the end of it go
well someone's gotta go
so that's out there
and also
you should spend
all your money on jerseys
but if you don't do that
and you have some money left over
you should definitely go to
teespring.com
slash LFR10
and get some snazzy
LFR paraphernalia
we got shirts
we got sweaters
we got mugs
and we got stickers
if I want quality
T-Spring's where I'm going, right?
Quality t-shirts.
Tell them, Matt.
Tell them!
Absolutely.
Wow.
Wow.
All right.
Matt wants a shirt.
Yeah.
I think Matt's getting a shirt.
Matt, thanks so much for coming in.
Thank you.
And again, check out Matt's post on Reddit if you haven't.
It's our Reddit page.
Thank God you put it on our Reddit page.
I feel honored and blessed.
It's actually fascinating.
And we're expecting more videos from you.
Twitter handle.
Twitter handle.
One last time.
Matt saved one.
There you go.
And if you don't check him out, let me ask you something.
What's the matter with you?
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