The Toast - 5 Grand For A Weenie: The Toast, Friday, March 21st, 2025

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Hey, Jack. Say it hard. I'm Dern Good. Welcome back to the tizzity toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. It's just very exciting that it's Friday.

I have a very large weekend ahead of me. So it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday. It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend. Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids. Precisely. That's tough. Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids. Precisely.

That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing like quite literally, not a thing this weekend. That is so funny. And then last night I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys. Like I'm always out.

And honestly, like I'm worried about her. She's drinking, she's on drugs. You should be worried about me. I was out late at a club last night, a comedy club. Watching. Who is she? Lindsay Lohan? Watching my new favorite comedian, Shannon Ford Middleton.

I went to Shannon's show in Tanya Beach last night. She's so funny. She came on stage and she's like, Diana Beach, let's go. Diana. It was so funny. And I just had the best time. The show was amazing. I know Shannon has two more shows left. It was so funny. And I just had the best time. The show was amazing. I know Shannon has two more shows left.

And then I don't know if she'll add more, but like she's gonna be in New Orleans in Texas. Like go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out. And so swirly, like the elk of attendees was a pargylicious crowd. And she's in your house right now? And she's in your house right now? And she's in my house right now.

Her and James spent the night and we've actually been having like an amazing time. Actually it's not actually. That's amazing. Of course we have in Chan came yesterday. Then we all met up with the clerk. Did you guys drink awesome shooters and just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?

We literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like coffee. I got bagels. It was actually like hard to tear myself away from Shan and James.

I'm so sorry to have been such a disruption in your lovely day. Such an inconvenience, but I know they're waiting for me to be done with this and then we can get back together again. All right, so I won't, I won't like, you know, dilly-dally wasting time talking about her self. Yeah, but it's just been like, it's really nice to have them here. I loved going to the show and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny and she has the funniest, craziest stories. She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago and it's like the Shannon,

I know she tells a lot of stories like from her past. I think really before we knew her. Now she's like a home. Even before she married Cavallari. Yeah, she's like a homesteading trad wife. We're on the same journey very much. And I can't really picture her being that way, but like I also can.

But and the way she like walks the line and like toggles between like present Shannon, like fabulous, gargely. Married, pregnant lady. Yeah, like fancy lady. And the Shen of Yor is just so funny. Well, if you're gonna talk about like your TNN talent, I'll talk about mine.

Okay, your husband? Well, they've been teasing a special project and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram so we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday.

He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was like two and a half hours. So they had to split it up into two episodes. And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better.

He was very much like a, almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? He was like, honestly, everyone was crying. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? And sure. He was like, honestly, everyone was crying. We had to like stop at certain points

because like the producers were crying. The guy in New York was crying. The guy in LA was crying. It was just like very emotional. And Ben was like, you know, Ben, you said it best. And I have been cracking up thinking about it that Ben is far as scum. Yeah, he just finds himself in the middle

of all of these historic events. Yes, yes. And it's so true, like how Ben kind of, not facilitated, because like, he had nothing to do with getting Drake on the show, but the conversation, how he found himself in the middle of what is such an important cultural moment, is so crazy to me. And I cannot wait for everybody to see it.

Drake is so cute. Like, he got super dressed up, and Ben was like, it was so emotional. I'm like, well, what part of it was emotional? And I don't want to spoil it, but Ben was just like, it's so clear. Like Drake loves Josh so much. And I think that they really thought the other,

like had ill will against them, but they now know like in hindsight, they were both going through a lot, through a lot at the time of the show. And then after the show. And the other person didn't know about, nor did anyone. Right, so it's kind of been like this 20 year journey. Yeah. That they are, they're now kind of coming full circle on.

They talk about everything. That's healing, Coach. Yeah, no, Ben said it was very healing. Like it was very heavy and they had fun afterwards. And Ben, like, you know, his first question, he like is obsessed with the theme song and he had to ask Drake like a million questions about it. Ben lived out his childhood dream.

Like there was a lot of healing going on. We talked about trauma, but Ben's software's experience was fulfilling a lifelong childhood dream. And did they say, hug me brother? Oh, no, you know what they did do? I don't want to spoil it. Did they do make him? I'm sure wanna spoil it. Did they do Megan?

I'm sure that they did, but they also like reenacted a scene that they both happened to just like memorize. It's from the Amanda show. That's where they met. They talked about the Amanda show too. And this thing they were like known for, I forget what it was. They both remembered it like verbatim

and they acted it out. I'm telling you, Ben Toffer was in heaven. Oh my God, well, I'm happy for Ben. I'm happy for Drake and Josh for the healing. And I'm happy for everyone who will get to witness such a wonderful reunion. I also think it's a great end of the story. I think Drake Bell has kind of re-emerged in the last year.

I think we all understand him a little bit better now. And there was this question about, well, what does this mean for Drake and Josh? Yeah, and what did it mean for Drake and Josh at the time? And I can't speak for Josh, but I imagine it was difficult to not want to like step on Drake's toes when, you know, last year everybody's sort of coming to know Drake's story. And there was a questions about Josh.

And so I think this was a really good way of them sitting down and having that conversation. I can't speak for Josh either. And if anyone could speak for Josh, it would be more you than me, but I would also imagine-. I can't speak for Josh either. And if anyone could speak for Josh, it would be more you than me, but I would also imagine. But I can't, I can't. But I would also imagine that like at that time, like if anybody even asked him about it,

like everything that he felt and would have said about it, it's not something you can answer in one question. No. It's something that requires two and a half hours of really like excavating what happened and talking about your POV. So I'm glad that he's able, like that he's had the place to do that.

Yeah. I saw a picture of like Drake and Josh after they filmed. Like I was seriously not okay. It's so crazy. So that comes out on Monday on the Good Guys podcast and Thursday. And then Jackie obviously makes a cameo. Megan.

Megan. I make a cameo? Yeah, Megan. Speaking of Megan. Speaking of Megan. Speaking of Megan, a lot of people are commenting like what they think Megan meant by what she said. And I actually spoke to Amanda about it. So did I.

Okay. And Amanda like really said like, Believes. Like really that she thinks it was like sweet. And she thinks like Megan was like worried about her for being scared and like, don't be scared. Like it will be fun. Yes, we're all very like sweet, earnest, not snarky.

I think our audience kind of more so agreed with me that Amanda's post was not even remotely snarky, but there's a chance that Megan's was. Yeah, but no, even more so they're trending towards Megan's wasn't snarky, it was sincere. And so I've been chewing on what Amanda said. No, she really wants to help me not be scared. And I just-

She wants to walk her through this dark time. And I really, I wanna be like someone who could believe that, but I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, like helping them from their fears, that you would also add like another line, like, thanks for your support. I hope you love the show. Yep.

Go women, go. You know what I mean? No, I said the same thing to Amanda. I said, maybe I'm just negative, but like I actually cannot see a world in which there wasn't like a little bit of sass here. I just feel like if it was positive, there would have been more positivity

and it was just ambiguous, like a two word card. Like it's threatening to me. I'm sorry. And I'm really trying to like be an optimist and believe Amanda, cause she's the recipient. So she might know how it felt, but I'm having a to be an optimist and believe Amanda, because she's the recipient, so she might know how it felt, but I'm having a really hard time.

And I've been reading all the comments, and I love everyone thinking that this is a sweet thing. To me, it's sour. But also something I've learned from the show and just getting to know Megan, not super well, but better in the last couple of weeks and months, is that she kind of has like a quirky personality. So it's possible that her attempt at like a joke

or like a sweetness type of thing is falling flat for me. Maybe I'm not understanding it. Maybe, I think that's also a good theory. Maybe few and gay. And the more that I think about it, the more I'm confounded and like my brain just turns to mush. So I'm gonna have to move on from it. Yep.

But it is single-handedly the craziest thing that's happened this year. We actually have a lot to do today. We have Queenie and Weenie of the week. You watch Southern Charm finale, lots to discuss. I have to say, I have to say I didn't finish it. I was bone tired. I got up in the middle.

Oh, from having so much fun? From being out late, it was really late. But I did the same thing with summer house the night before I was out late. I got home at the same time, turn on summer house. We watch, I got up in the middle of Southern time to just brush my teeth to prepare for bed. And when I came back in bed, I was like, I am too tired.

I'm not do, like I need to put my health first. I need to listen to my body and I turned it off. So I can- So the SCQ will suffer, but your mental health will not. The SCQ will suffer. However, this morning when I was looking for stories, I don't think anything really major happened by way of conversation about the page stuff.

I think it's all stuff we already know. I watched a recap from one of my favorite Bravo TikTokers today, because I wanted to show up a little prepared. And the Vanita, the other castmates stuff kind of went over my head because I need more explanation. But,, show up a little prepared. And the Venita, like the other castmates stuff kind of went over my head because I need more explanation. But, and the thing I was really focused on

was the conversation between Austin, Craig and Shep at the end where they pick up cameras. And he said everything that was like teased thus far is really what the meat and potatoes was. There was nothing new, nothing fresh. Yeah. The interesting part were like Craig's disposition at the time was like, you know, very, not angry, sad, confused.

He had offered to move to New York for her. And ultimately when she broke up with him, she was like, if you did that, you would come to hate me and resent me and maybe would make you happy in that moment, but not for the rest of our lives. And I actually think that's a fair thing to say. So it wasn't like very contentious or drama-filled.

I feel like what we've been saying now, the resounding theme here is sad. Yeah, and I don't think anything so terrible happened in the relationship, and all of the dramatics are what's happened after, and that's what's led to them like really disliking each other when it started out really respectful. Okay, so no Southern charm recap, that's totally fine.

We will just do Queenie and Weenie and I have really good ones. I'm really excited for Queenie and Weenie. There were a lot of candidates this week. Right, for me, for the Weenie of the week, I'm kind of using it as an opportunity to talk to you about something that happened to me and I need you to be my sounding board

and let me know if like I'm being sensitive, okay? Oh, I love that. I'm cracking up because ever since we did an episode for Patreon, not to rub it in your face if you're not a Patron. But we are, rub it in, patreon.com slash to toast. Naggy bitch wife and I was running by you, something that my husband and I had been arguing about.

The gum? The gum and the console in the car. Which I feel like, I feel like I do, I understand where I'm coming from, but I really, I'm really like being like much more courteous. Let's just back it up really quickly. For anybody who's new here, Jackie and I, we have a Patreon, it's patreon.com slash The Toast.

You get five extra episodes a month for $7.99. It's a great way to support The Toast and also get to know us a little bit better. We talk a lot more like behind the scenes stuff. We do stuff on business, we do vlogs, our husbands. People love it. It's kind of like an amazing thing. You can join any time.

And once you do join, you get access to every episode we've ever done, like the greats, the great chili cook-off, whatever. And we do a kind of, I would say, quarterly installment called Naggy Bitch Wife, where people write in and I'm like, am I being a naggy bitch wife or like, is my husband wrong?

And we often share our own, like when Ben wipes down the counters with a dish rag instead of a paper towel, like the main advice is, and Jackie was like, okay, am I being a naggy bitch wife? And she shared something with me and it was kind of the first time ever where I was like, I think you are being a naggy bitch wife. Like, I think your husband is actually,

I hate to say these words, not doing anything wrong. So here's what it was. Like when we're in the car and we're with our family and he's driving and I'm in the passenger seat and I go into the console to get like hand sanitizer or gum. I use the product, I take what I want and then I put it back in, I shut the console and right when I shut the console,

he said, were you gonna offer me some? And I'm just like, if you want some speak up. Like it's not, it's not my, it's both like, feel free to just let me know if you want some. Like, why do you wait till I put it away? Like ask for it. Ask for it. Well, the waiting is definitely annoying.

But what I had said is that like, I should 100% be offering him and I'm rude to not do that. When you open the console as the passenger princess, especially for gum, it is kind of on you to offer it to every other adult passenger. I understand. Especially the driver.

So I have been doing that and I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is I was in my car with Shani yesterday. I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is I was in my car with Shannon yesterday. I'm doing a really good job. I'm doing a good job of remembering. Actually it's like stuck in my head now. I can't take a piece of gum without my day being ruined. But I was in my car with Shannon yesterday because Shannon's here, we're having an amazing time.

Yeah, we know. And I took like some mints from my console and I immediately offered them to her because of course I'm not a monster. But it's a different dynamic when it's a guest versus like it's not a nice car. Like why we gotta be so formal. I was driving.

And also I feel like you had said like when someone's driving, you're the passenger. Like you're there to like make them comfortable. Support the driver. Like when you have kids in the car, the driver is the one having a peaceful experience. The passenger is the one twisting around,

picking up everything they dropped, snacks, drinks, books, toys. So it's not like, oh hell, the driver, okay? Oh my God, wait, thank you so much for reminding me. I have to tell you about something that's going on on TikTok. Okay. It's like baby company.

Okay, I'm old. It's baby company drama. Okay. And I found myself on it because very unfortunately, I keep getting targeted for this bassinet that they're selling on TikTok shop. It's like baby company drama. And I found myself on it because very unfortunately, I keep getting targeted for this bassinet that they're selling on TikTok shop. They obviously would never buy a bassinet on TikTok shop. Let me tell you, we keep saying,

I'm having a hard time finding a bassinet. It's exactly what I need. It has- A bassinet on wheels that you can see through. A bassinet on wheels that I can see through. It has, it can change levels. It can rock back and forth if you want it to. You can move or remove the wheels.

And I'm kind of thinking about buying this bassinet from TikTok shop. I don't know, it just you want it to. You can move the wheels. And I'm like kind of thinking about buying this bassinet from TikTok shop. I don't know. It just, it feels wrong. I don't know, whatever. But so now I'm like on this side of TikTok. And do you know the SNOO, S-N-O-O? Yeah.

Okay. Everybody knows the SNOO. Okay, so the company that manufactures the SNOO is called Happiest Baby. And they have found themselves in major drama. Ready? I'm gonna tell you what happened. So there was an influencer. I don't know her name,

I'm so sorry, because I'm new here. She was pregnant and I think she got gifted a SNU, bassinet. And I don't know exactly what happened, I know she went into labor and she ended up losing her baby. And the company reached out asking for the bassinet back. And we only know this because the influencer who has not been online at all,

her sister was like on social media, just like posting some stuff about, you know, her sister and prayers or whatever. And she was just like, not to be like that girl, but like so unbelievably shocked that, I think the company is called Happiest Baby, like asked my sister for the bassinet back. Meanwhile, like some of the other partners,

like Factor Meals has not stopped sending meals for my sister. Like everybody's rallying around supporting her and now people are like burning their SNU bassinets. The company has responded and basically was like, oh, we just wanted to remove like a trigger for her. Like maybe coming home, the bassinet would have been triggering.

I don't know, it's kind of crazy. That's really messy. I'm like- I know. That's really, it's almost shocking to believe that like they- I know. I'm kind of like, wait, like, is there more to the story?

I want to get them the benefit of the doubt. Because it's so evil. Cause that's fucking crazy. And they just like give away snooze. Who cares if you gave one and didn't get used? Literally or posted about. Yeah. That's what they cared about. Not one and didn't get used? Literally or posted about. Yeah. That's what they cared about.

Not that it didn't get used, it's not getting posted about. That's really gross. Isn't that crazy? What do you think about buying a bassinet from TikTok Shop? I would just like look at how it's made, but doesn't everyone sell on TikTok Shop? I don't know enough about like TikTok Shop

is like a vendor. It's like a distribution. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a distribution. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that? I don't know because yeah, like Tarte Cosmetics, you can buy like, you can buy brands on, but I don't know this brand.

Well, look into the brand. It doesn't say what brand. And it's not fugly either. Some of these backchats are fucking ugly. $89. Is that too low? I know it's like, that's supposed to be good, but like, I just feel like-

It's also a steal because it's what they're saying on TikTok shop. You get what you pay for sometimes. I know, with kids stuff, especially newborn stuff, like I'm not embracing my inner cheapo. And like an $89 bassinet are usually like travel ones, foldable ones, ones for outside, like ones that are almost like a packet play bassinet.

So it's like made of wood, piece of wood. What is the quality? It's made of mesh, like the mesh lining. Yeah, but what's the base? Fabric, the legs are wood. It kind of doesn't look so bad. I'll send you a link. Okay, send me a link.

I know, I don't think I can, in good faith, like have my best happy from TikTok Shop. Even if it's the same thing, they should charge more for it just because that just feels really low. Cribs are like a thousand dollars. It's not the money for me. No, but it's what it- It's, I don't know, like, what is it,

it's what TikTok Shop represents. That I can't, I don't know what it represents because I'm not on TikTok Shop. It's weird, it's a weird thing to do. Okay, well why don't you get that one that we like from Pottery Barn, even though- I'm going to. They don't do gifting, but you love it.

No, but I'm gonna get it, but a bassinet that you can't see through, it seems really crazy to me. No? It's not really crazy. It's just like nice when it's mesh and you could see through, but I think it's fine. It's like woven ears, cute. It's pargy.

Yeah. We'll see. Okay. How are the stories? Random as fuck. Oh, love that. Okay, should we dive in? Yeah, without further ado-da-doo-da-doo,

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Thank you, the turt. What can I say? Our first story, Kelly Clarkson celebrated the 1000th episode of her show, The Kelly Clarkson Show. However, in a long speech that she gave, an emotional speech, she said that she's lost and alone. Yeah, she's confusing people because she gave an emotional speech in Thursday's episode while celebrating a thousand shows since the launch of the Kelly Clarkson show. And is she back? She's back. She's been back.

Yeah. Okay. Never said where she went. Normalize like keeping things to yourself. It's true. Like do your thing. But then she gave this speech about her show. We have laughed together.

We have cried together with beautiful stories, sang together with some people, danced together, celebrated and competed together. I've lost alone a lot. I've lost, alone, a lot. She, it's unclear what she was referring to, but after her studio audience hesitantly laughed at the comments, she paused to assure them it's okay. She also thanks her cast and crew for lending

and finding comfort in one another. We've created a community and supported each other through a lot of ups and downs, a lot of ups and downs personally as well. So like she keeps bringing it back. Right, right. Well, here's the thing. Timeline of Kelly's divorce was post Kelly Clarkson show,

like, or she got divorced before even getting the pilot. I think before, she got started the show in 2019. It was a long divorce because it was messy financially. Right, but like when did she leave him? Right, when did they officially like stop being husband and wife, you know, in a She filed for divorce June, 2020. Okay, so she had started,

so she went through all of this on the show. Okay, I mean, two things to say one, like we'll get into the salaciousness of that strange comment, but major kudos to Kelly. A thousand episodes for a talk show is a huge milestone, especially because every single talk show is failed, like fails, like they never get off the ground. You get one season, a success is considered

if you get a second season. Like when you think of all the greats who, no disrespect to them, have just failed at this particular medium, Kelly's a queen. Yeah, even if her show ended tomorrow, for whatever reason, like this was a successful show. Major, and I actually think- She can end it whenever she wants.

Yeah, I think it's also still currently at its peak. So I don't even think she would end it. No, but like say she's over it, or she got a better job opportunity somewhere, like this will forever be known as a successful daytime talk show. No, NBC loves her. She is the face of the network.

She keeps getting better time slots, better studios. They keep giving her Rockefeller tree. Like they love her. It's a great gig for her too. Cause she gets to do like supplemental stuff within NBC, like the tree lighting. She gets to like, you know, do the voice or- The voice, if you wanna do that.

Those high paying gigs, they're nice. Cause that sounds like fun. You know, my dream job is to be like a judge on a singing show. I think that would be really hard for you with everybody else singing and you just have to sit there. No, they sing plenty.

Those judges always find a way to make it about themselves. Not only on the voice, they have quarterly performances where the four of them sing together. That's one of my favorites when Reba, Niall, John Legend and Gwen Stefani. I've been running down the road trying them sing together, that's one of my favorites, when Reba, Nile, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my, like Nile and Nile Horan and Reba were like, they were vibing so hard, like a ship, you know?

And they always like, then they get up, they do a duet, you know, with their contestant. They're like, oh, you're on my team, we'll sing together. They are, there are plenty of opportunities for them to get on stage. And I just love hearing people sing and I love telling them that they could do better, you know, it's just my dream job. So sorry not to make Kelly's story about me. Congrats Kelly.

Yeah. Congrats. I hope that she's okay. I hope it's just the stuff that we think it is, you know, the divorce. It's hard to get divorced publicly. Co-parenting. And it wasn't like it was the most pleasant divorce, the money stuff, the custody stuff. I'm just saying I hope it's not new stuff. I know. It's getting new stuff because she hasn't been sad

in a while. Yeah, the album came out and that kind of felt like a bookend, you know? It was talking about the highs and lows, but overall, she's a queen and she's Kelly and we're moving on, miss moving on. The divorce was settled in 2022, so even if she was not happy with the final arrangement, like it's passed.

So this feels like new stuff and that's sad. What's going on in Kelly's life? She's such a unique celebrity that we actually don't know a lot about her personal life. Cause she spends her days talking to others and letting them talk about themselves. Yeah. And because she's not going to be like out there dating Pete Davidson.

Like she likes a regular guy. She does. She likes like an industry business person. She's got her head on straight. Correct. Do you think Kelly has a boyfriend? I feel like she dates. Yeah. Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend.

Possible. You know, just something normal like that. She lives in New York now. So a New York, you know, businessman. No, but not too slick. No, not too slick. I mean, when you live in LA or when she was in Nashville, it's like easy to find people in the industry

who aren't like famous, but who work in the industry and like get, you know, understand your lifestyle. In New York, like there's not so much like Hollywood industry people, you know. Which is good. Yeah. So maybe she, I think she lives outside of the city, I would imagine with her kids,

like Westchester or something. A single dad at the school. Love who has a hedge fund, but he doesn't have to go in every day. Like he's kind of the boss. And now he like day trades at home and listens to Kelly Clarkson and watches the show. Yeah, maybe they met at the country club.

That's like so something that Kelly would take her kids. There's like pumpkin painting at the country club and he's there just having lunch after golf. Yeah, single dad for sure. Yeah, with grown kids. Yeah. Like he's a little bit older. His kids are like high school college age

and they live with their mother and they have a really good relationship. Yeah, cause hers are really young and they need to be in the house and we're gonna focus on them. It's a lot, yeah. Yeah, we're not blending. I don't want blending.

No, Kelly has too much going on. It's hard to blend. It's a beautiful thing when it works, but like it's hard lot. Yeah. Yeah. We're not blending. I don't want blending. No, Kelly is too much going on. It's hard to blend. It's a beautiful thing when it works, but like it's hard to get there. Not only that, like Kelly actually has too much going on. I actually don't think her plate can handle being an active stepmom. Honestly. She can't. She would want to give it her all. Yeah. No, she can't. She's too busy. Yeah, it's true. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco released their collaborative album called-

And nobody moved. I know, called I Said I Love You First. So the two of them have released a joint album called I Said I Love You First. It's 14 songs and a music video for the piano ballad Younger and Hotter Than Me. There's a bunch of collabs. Also, Finneas worked on the album,

as well as Charli XCX. Gracie Abrams is featured on a song, as is J Balvin. The crazy part about this is that there's no reason it should flop. And I know it's like too soon to tell it came out last night, but like, there has been no hype. No one's talking about it. Benny Blanco is like a certified hit maker. Everything he touched turns to gold. should flop and I know it's like too soon to tell it came out last night, but like there has been no hype. No one's talking about it.

Benny Blanco is like a certified hit maker. Everything he touched turned to gold. Every relevant person in the music space was tagged in her Instagram thanking them. Like she had collabs, songwriters, the best of the best. Nobody moved. And then that's the question. I know, I have seen a lot of like press about them.

Like I think they did a talk show together. They just did that magazine thing where they took those pictures. Of the feed. I think they've been doing, like of like press about them. Like I think they did a talk show together. They just did that magazine thing where they took those pictures. I think they've been doing, like every time I see them, they did hot ones together. So they're doing all this press and it's in service of the album, which I've learned today. It's crazy that I didn't know that.

I did, but at the end of the day, like I judge music and its success based on how much I hear it without trying to, right? I don't actively sit down and listen to a lot of music, but I know it because it plays at the radio, it plays on Dwayne Ray, it mostly plays on TikTok on social media. You wanna know the craziest thing that happened?

I was like, oh, this song is huge. I was listening to Abra Kadabra in my car, and then I parked and I walked into the place I was going to and it was playing Abra Kadabra. Yeah, like you can- I was like, okay, that's ubiquity. You can know music without ever actively seeking it out. And I think that's the side

of like an actual successful song. And there, I don't know what, she did nothing wrong. Like it was very smart of her to work with Betty Blanco. It was very smart of her to bring on the best of the best songwriters and Gracie Abrams, everything she touches right now turns to gold. She's headlining Lollapalooza. I don't know what it says about her,

the music part of her career that nobody cares. I don't know what it says about her career that nobody cares because people love her, right? Like that's not even a question. They love her, but right now she's like beloved for her acting and her makeup. Anyone that I love, okay, Lady Gaga, beloved for her acting and her makeup. She puts out an album, I'm sad and I'm listening. Wow, facts actually. So. Anyone that I love, okay, Lady Gaga, but love for her acting and her makeup.

She puts out an album, I'm sad and I'm listening. Wow, facts, actually. So like anyone that I love, like I'm gonna give their singles and their albums a proper shot. And it might not even be until a few weeks later where I'm like, that wasn't so good. The interesting thing about Selena's career

is that like she's the most followed person on social media, she's huge. All from what? Like being a Disney star turned pop star. But her pop star career, and I feel like I only really realized this when I watched her documentary, was very short-lived. Yeah, yeah.

She hasn't been a pop star for a really long time. I didn't realize that till the documentary either. And then even after she stopped being a touring pop star, she would release a song a year, like, "'Who's Gonna Walk?" It was just one song at a time. Yeah, like a collab, she would lend her voice to an existing dance song that's gonna be a hit.

There's also a lot going on with her, Hailey and Justin on the internet right now. I have not gotten down to the bottom of it. It's all started with like this seven part TikTok series. I don't know enough about it. I am far too sound of mind an individual to get like in the weeds on this. Like I'll set, I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Like leave Hailey Bieber the fuck alone. Like I'm so set, I've said it once, I'll say it again. Like leave Haley Bieber the fuck alone. Like I'm so sick of it for her. Yeah, I heard about it. I haven't seen any of it and I'm really not interested. I don't know who started it. I don't know. Oh, she's a stalker. He, she posted a childhood photo

and then Haley posted a childhood photo. Like stop it, stop it. I really, I can't fucking take it anymore. Yeah, but even if all that's true, you know, say it is, which I don't think it is, but say it is, like she won. Take your licks and leave. No, and not only that, like they have a baby together. Like at what point?

Cause it was like when they got married. At no point, at no point. Right, this will shut everyone up. And even with Selena being happier than she's ever been, healthier than she's ever been, and moved on. It's not enough. Why do her fans want to bring her back

to the darkest place in her life? I don't understand. I don't understand either. It's so crazy. And anybody who participates in this like Jelena Stannum is so such a low IQ individual and really sick in the head mentally. And you need to seek help.

I'm not participating. Yeah. I'm not like, you're not going to get me to watch a seven part TikTok series. I'm just not. I actually now, I did see a clip of like, Selena like saying some words and then a clip of like Hailey saying those words.

Like apparently in Selena's cooking show, Selena and chef like, she says, okey dokey a lot. Like when things are ready, okey dokey. And Hailey had like a video of her cooking something. And as she put it in the oven, she said, okey dokey. And the video plays that Hailey saying okey dokey over and over. So it sounds like she said it five times.

She said it one time. Once. Yeah, and it's, again, if Selena is of Mexican descent, if she said something in Spanish and then Hailey copied it, maybe I would think that's weird. Saying okey dokey is, everyone says that. That's what, everything is like a stretch. You're like, well, Haley posted a picture of her as a child right after Selena did.

I posted one, too. Like these are unoriginal, not unique things. Yeah. Or like Selena was on video on Instagram being like, I don't really come on here and say this, like talk a lot. And then that's how we internet. That's internet talk. Literally internet talk. I'm not like always coming and talking. I'm really sick for Haley Bieber.- That's internet talk. That's literally internet talk. I'm not like always coming and talking.

I'm really sick for Haley Bieber. Like I've had enough. I hope she just turns her phone off or is like not on TikTok. No, I think- These things don't exist when you're not on, like for me, this does not exist. Even though I saw it on Okie Doki.

I don't know her on like a really, really personal level. I do think though that it bothers her. She's responded to it a couple of times, you know? Either directly, she went on Call Her Daddy, she took that picture with Selena to like shut everyone up. Like she tries and I do believe at some point, maybe once you become a mom, like you're gonna stop caring and maybe that point is now,

I hope she doesn't let it bother her, but it's bothersome. And I don't blame her. You cared less and less. It's not like you wake up one day and you don't care, but it's like with every day that you grow and year and then being a mother and you literally don't have time to care about such things. One day she will wake up and be like, wow,

I'm really moved on. They can say what they want and it doesn't bother me. I yearn for her for that. For those days, better days ahead. Yes. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Some crazy news from the Lowe family this week.

So bachelor alum, Sean Lowe, shared this week on his Instagram with his wife, a really dramatic crazy story about their family dog attacking him twice. Now body cam footage has been released from the police officers who were called to rescue him the second time the dog attacked him. So, Catherine- So tell me the story from the dog attacked him. So Catherine-

So tell me the story from the beginning because he put up a 12 minute video, my ass was not watching that. I don't know why he caught me at the right time. I watched the whole thing. Jackie sent it to me and was like transcribing. I'm like, did you watch this whole thing? I couldn't even watch TikTok.

I did, because I was just like, well then what happened next? And I really didn't know what they were going to say because they sat down, Catherine and Sean so serious and Catherine is just choked up and not speaking and he's just narrating what happened. And he explained how he had his buddies over for a barbecue. Catherine took the kids to the mall,

like indoor outdoor living they had. He had the barbecue was smoky, the fire alarm and his house goes off and they have a new dog named Moose for three months. Moose has been a part of the family, goes with Sean everywhere, like Sean's best friend, sleeps in the bed with the kids like Moose, that's Moose. We love Moose, he's a boxer, he's a rescue.

The fire alarm goes off and something in Moose gets triggered, he starts attacking Sean, biting at his feet, while Sean's trying to stop the fire, biting at his feet, attacking his arms, like claw, he showed this huge scar, basically like blood everywhere, went to the hospital that night, like so dramatic so crazy so

Sean had they have little kids so then once everything was like settled that day He was like okay Well moose is gonna have to go they caught a bunch of shelters and they were gonna rehome him because he can't stay in the house So sad so the next day the kids were going to stay with like their grandparents just while you know Everything gets moose gets sorted that way Sean could recover. Cause literally like his arm, huge, a million stitches, like crazy. Okay. So they're putting the kids in the car

with the grandparents and Moose breaks out of the house and starts attacking Sean again in the driveway. And they called and he like, and apparently it's like a huge dog. Sean manages to like pin him down. They call the police. He's holding him down for like 10 minutes. So the police arrive and that's the body cam footage

that we see here. But also Sean said all of this is on camera from their various at home cameras and a lot of it happened outside. So he has cameras. I was just watching the whole thing because I really thought they were gonna be like, so then we shot moves.

Yeah, of course, no, at what point do you get the gun? I know, I had the same thought. It felt like they were doing this video to be like radically transparent because they didn't want like rumors getting out there. Cause this does happen a lot with influencers. If you get a dog and you're posting the dog all the time and then the dog is MIA, it's like,

where did you put your dog? Like Lucy, Lucy. No, and people are so quick always to judge the worst and say the worst thing about you that like, so I get why they felt they had to go into detail. Yeah. And also like his arms are both of them now. Cause then the next day he got the other arm.

I feel really sad for the dog. I'm like gonna cry. I know. So, and obviously, and he was an amazing dog. And like something about this fire alarm just like set off something. What triggered something inside of him. Then they spoke to the original shelter that they got him from there. Like, oh yeah, he must've had a rough background that like that we missed. Like, thanks. Thanks. So they're like, oh yeah, he must've had a rough background that we missed.

Thanks. Thanks. So they're rehoming him. He was not shot dead on the spot or anything like that. That's good, that's good. But I kept feeling like that's where it was going because they were sitting down so serious to tell us explain something that had happened.

The police came and tased the dog. So. Oh my God, no, I'm really upset. It's such an upsetting story, but it's also really, really scary because as Sean and Catherine said, like the dog was sleeping in the bed with the kids every night, like couldn't be more of a part.

Imagine if the fire alarm went off in the night and the dog's in bed with the kid. No, I'm really upset. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. No, like I'm upset. Yeah, just like very, and they're so sad cause this is like his best friend. Of course, that's the sad part.

But it's not a question of the dog can't stay in the house. No, of course not. And I don't blame them. And you know what? Like people are so critical in situations like this. Well, they should have done that. And you know what? It's almost, it's an impossible situation.

The comments were off. I don't even know like what haters are saying. Like you shouldn't have taken on a dog that you couldn't. Like I don't think that they did anything wrong. I think this is such an unfortunate situation. And all they wanted to do was like save a dog and love him. And it's become unsafe. And that's really sad.

No, I literally wanna die. But the dog, and Sean said multiple times, like the dog, if it were anyone else like in their family, the dog would have killed him. He's just strong enough to have it been able. But if it were a dog, if it were anyone else in their family, the dog would have killed him. He's just strong enough to have it been able. But if it were a kid, if it were Catherine, the dog was out for blood. Oh my God.

Yeah. That is so crazy. Not just a bite, no run. Would not get off of him, hitting him down, crazy. Oh my God, I'm really upset about that. There's so many elements of the story that are so upsetting. Of course, what could have happened if the fire alarm went off in the night?

But also like, this is your dog. Like you love your dog so much and then you have to like give him up. No, it's so upsetting. Yeah, not knowing like where he's gonna go and what's next for him. It's just really sad. But then I started stalking Sean and Catherine

because I haven't kept up with them in a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. They're really doing so great. They're so like real and in love. They've been together forever. I watched their season. I remember.

How long have they been together now? Like 15 years. Literally like 10 to 15 years. And they have just such a full life. They're also content creators and business owners. Where do they live? I think they live in Texas, maybe Dallas. Okay. But I might just have made in Texas, maybe Dallas. Okay.

But I might just have made that up, but that feels right. Yeah, it feels right. Yeah. They're just really a cute family. They actually make really funny content. Like when you watch a video, you think it's just like a cheesy couple reel, you know? Plenty of people do that.

And it always has like a comedic twist. It's pretty funny stuff. Oh, so you're a stan. Yeah, I'm proud to Stan like a healthy loving relationship. Yeah, I'll do that. So you're obsessed with them, okay. Not enough to follow, cause I can just admire from afar.

Oh wow, yeah, of course. I feel like I've missed too much to sort of follow now. It's never too late Jackie. Maybe, maybe if they keep getting served to me. Yeah. That's how it goes. I need to like see something a couple of times before I'm like, I can't live without them now. If you see something, say something. Yeah. So really sad

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He was actually a really nice man. He was a good man. She had higher aspirations though. It wasn't enough a life with Jorah. Any woman would be lucky to have him. A thousand percent, not Daenerys though. Our next story, speaking of any woman being lucky to have him,

Pete Davidson has a new lady love called Elsie Hewitt. They were spotted hot and heavy making out on the beach in Florida. They've recently like gotten public and everyone knows that they're together. And she's like a famous former girlfriend of Benny Blanco and Jason Sudeikis. Right, they're like she's a commoner, but she's a commoner who happens to have dated like multiple famous men.

Benny Blanco and Jason Sudeikis, pretty different. Extremely versatile. That Pete Davidson balances them out like they're two extremes. He's somewhere in the middle. And then it all makes sense. What's her name? Elsie Hewitt. It feels like you can't put Elsie in a box.

Yeah. And I feel like maybe she's really in love with the man, you know? She doesn't go by looks. She doesn't have a type. She'd be great on love is blind. It sounds like she doesn't have a type, although it sounds like her type might be celebrities. Yeah. Which I so admire and respect.

Yeah, and I don't know, every time P. Davidson has a girlfriend, I'm really so naive, I'm like, this is it. Like, I don't see, I really don't- Oh, that's so funny. I don't expect them to break up, especially after a few months so soon, like he always does, because I'm like, don't you feel stupid yet?

You're not gonna do it again, right? I have a different experience when I hear P.J. was in as a new girlfriend. I literally don't care. I know you don't. With each girlfriend, I have started to care less and less and less. And like, I think where he lost me completely

was Chase 2 E Wonders. Like who? I really thought that like that was gonna be the one. And then before that- No, that was clearly like a dark time for him. Like he was struggling with, I think, like his various- When we drove into that house. Right.

So when he drove into that house, I said, this isn't the girl for him. Not that it was her fault. For Madeline Klein, I'm like, well, she's not gonna fall into this trap like and be what number? She's Madeline. 10 in this list.

So like they obviously are so in love and she's gonna be with him forever. No. Now, the reason why I think this one is forever is because he's really doing a lot of work on himself. He's the best Pete he's been in a while. He's got the tattoos removed. He is living well mentally.

Well, he doesn't have them removed. I was so confused. No, but like look at his arm. His arm, his chest is busy. Yeah, I know. His arm is clear. But him at the beach, the picture of him and his girl, I was like, is this an old photo?

But no, it literally used to be from the neck to the wrists. Like there is a lot more blank space now. When he did the reformation shoot and that like showcased his new, was he wearing a shirt? Oh no, maybe they also did like body makeup. Right, cause was he totally shirtless? He definitely wasn't wearing a shirt. So right, I wasn't the only one who was confused

when they saw this photo, correct? Oh, I just like assumed that, maybe I had only seen his arm. His arm is really looking weird. Right, let me look at the reformation thing. No, he was wearing no, he was wearing nothing on top and he was bare. Yeah, so he was wearing makeup.

So it was retouched. That's weird. I guess, but hopefully like that, maybe that's what he's gonna be one day. Yeah, of course, but I thought the photo shoot was like to show off his new untatted body and you're telling me it's fake? Yeah, but people do that, women wear makeup.

Like I actually, I'm here for it. It's an interesting take. No, but the ad with Reformation was like a coming out party for his new body. Maybe that's just how we saw it. I think this is weird. That. Tied up in the comments, if you agree.

That they covered up all his tattoos. Yeah. I like it because it showed us like what could be. In the midst of him getting them removed, if they wanted to just cover up his tattoos for any old photo shoot, like fine. But this was like, we heard he was getting his tattoos removed, we hadn't seen him in a while.

And then he has this big reformation shoot to show it off and it's fake. Yeah, well, it's really not that easy to do. No, of course not, but he was gone for a while. Yeah, no, it's a very long process per tattoo. Yeah, so I really stopped caring about Pete Davidson stating life after Kim Kardashian. Like I was into Ariana Grande, I liked the Kate Beckinsale.

Kim was obviously like a journey of fun and love. I stopped caring like after that. Yeah, who else has it been since then? He date, I don't know since then, he was with Kaia Gerber, but I think she was early on. No, since Kim, I remember everything up until Kim. And then like, then it's just become like seriously. A rotating.

Like a pattern that's so obvious that I'm like, you're not gonna do it again. Wait, aren't you embarrassed? Yeah. To be like so unoriginal. And like, aren't you worried that like, girls aren't gonna date you because it's just like. Men don't worry about that.

A three month. But like what girl, like that's why I'm always thinking like what girl would. A lot. Especially like all these girls are party and successful. And so I'm like, oh, because they are so in love. First of all, everyone thinks they're gonna be the girl to change the guy. Yeah.

Like baseline. And even if they don't, like, why not have fun for three months with this guy who obviously is a huge wiener, you know? Yeah, no, I think it's more than a huge wiener. You mean to me must be so much fun. Yeah, I really do think he must be a great person to be around.

And like not to be that girl and like make everything about me and say I'm not like other girls, but and obviously I'm married, but if David didn't want to date me. Do you think you could change him? No, I would literally say no. Yeah.

Like I don't think he's cute. And all the like beautiful women around him haven't changed that for me. Yeah. And maybe it's because he's such an unserious dater. Like, like I was saying, I have started to understand Timothy Chalamet on a looks level a little bit more because he's such an unserious dater. Like I was saying, I have started to understand Timothee Chalamet on a looks level a little bit more

because there's honestly something very attractive about a guy who loves one girl. Do you know what I mean? And like being a stable force in a woman's life, to me, that's attractive. Bopping around every three months, like to me, that makes you uglier. I agree.

Sorry, I just kind of crave security and stability. I understand. I think you could be the one to change him though. I mean, we all know I was. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. It's like actually shocking news. Kinta Brunson filed for divorce. Has a husband. Had a husband.

I was shocked. Filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage. So I'm so shocked. I'm so shocked. I'm so shocked. I'm so shocked. I'm so shocked. Linda Brunson filed for divorce. Has a husband? Had a husband, filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage. So- And I'm so curious, like financially what this means because she is like not only the star but like the creator producer writer

of like one of the most successful cable TV shows. Like she's definitely raking it in right now. Better to get out early. They got married in October 2021. So I'm sure they had a prenup. You think? Was the show on then? Yeah, I think so.

Cause I remember it was- Cause before that, I don't think she had much to protect. I think prenup. And who knows what he does, Kevin J. Anik. He didn't look successful. Do you know what I mean? But that's like sometimes how successful people look. Is unsuccessful.

No, they have like a twinkle in their eye. Okay, Abbott Elementary started, oh December 2021. So I guess when they were engaged, like she knew that she was getting a show. They didn't know it was gonna be so popular, but fine. They got married in October, 2021. Busy time for her when it rains in Portland. Oh wow, yeah, wait, what's his name? Let's see if he has

successful. Kevin J. Anik. Spell Anik. A-N-I-K. I would say Anik. Okay. Thank you, People Magazine. They got engaged in 2020. They've kept the relationship private. Yeah, we know. He's very

supportive and they filed for divorce. What a shit article. Like, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for what we already know. Like what does he do? Okay, let me Kevin Attic. Job. He is King DeBress's husband. Here we go.

But no, those articles are not helpful. It's people magazine. Jackie, that's what I just read. No, it's literally offensive to read that. They met through through mutual friend. They've attended only a handful of public events together. Jay is known as the most supportive man Quinta has ever known, unemployed.

He's got a lot of time to be supportive. Let me tell you, if he had like a big success, it would have come up in one of those articles. So she also indicated on their divorce filing, I guess I should have read further down, that the pair quote, entered into a post nuptial agreement, which governs the disposition of their property

and requested each party be responsible for their own attorney's fees. But- Oh post-nup, that's too many paperwork after you get married. Yeah, well she hit it big after they got married. And even though that's like, that sounds really awkward.

I don't know how you bring that up in a happy marriage. No, of course, I respect her doing that. You gotta protect your assets when you come into that sort of situation. But it doesn't bode well in the moment for the marriage. Oh, I'm having all the success. What should I do first? Protect my money from my husband.

I just wanna say this really points towards unemployed because only an unemployed person would sign that. Yeah, it's so true. But you think he would have worked harder at making the marriage work if he knew what was riding on the marriage, not only love and happiness, but the roof over his head. Yeah, but the thing is, when someone's unemployed,

Chris Humphrey's during the NBA lockout like you just don't want to be Yeah, and you like you they kind of succumb to their unemployment It becomes it becomes their whole attitude Especially if he's like channeling his unemployment into support for Keanda like I'm sure she's like get the fuck away from me and get a job Especially if he's a jealous person too. Some people really can be genuinely happy for others. Like, especially if it's their partner that they love. Some people really can't. Yeah.

They see it as a reflection of their own failure. Watch, he's a billionaire. I know, like family money. Yeah. They would have said it. They would have. Trust me, he ain't. I never heard of a unique industries, you know?

A unique global? Trust me, he ain't. I never heard of Aneke Industries, you know? Aneke Global. Oh, actually it rings a bell. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah. We're gonna do Queenie and Weenie of the week, you guys. The segment we do here every Friday at the end of the episode is a way to just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week out of a glance,

and give out two awards. It's actually four awards because Jackie and I both give out two. So we each are gonna give just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week out of a glance and give out two awards. It's actually four awards because Jackie and I both give out two. So we each are gonna give out a Queenie of the Week and a Weenie of the Week and it's exactly as it sounds. Did you act like a Queenie this week? Did you act like a Weenie this week? It's not that serious.

It's a seven day title. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It's yet to happen to really anyone, but it's possible. Now, I think this has come as a shock to nobody. I'm gonna go first with my Queenie. My Queenie of the week is Sojourner Truth. Of course. I'm embarrassed to admit, like, I just started to really get to know her story. Yeah. But you know what? I was meant to come to it in this way on this platform and she's a Queenie. So, like, we could all be on the journey together of learning about Sojourner Truth's truth. And honestly, when you, like, call me cojourners truth, I should only be so lucky to carry the name

of such a brave, powerful woman, honestly. I agree. Yeah. What about you? My queenie of the week is Gal Gadot. Yes. She's a queenie every week and she had a big. She puts up with so much.

She puts up with so much and you would never know it because she doesn't let it phase her. But I'm sure she's sick on the inside. And not her literally also having like a brain aneurysm a couple of months ago with a tumor while she gave birth. While she was giving birth, like she couldn't see or speak or hear.

No, and everybody's just being mean to her like. All the time. About Snow White. They were protesting. And she can't even promote her movie because like the little girl. Yeah. Like she's just such a Queenie at all times.

I don't know how she's so mature and rises above. Could never be me. Weenie, I'm actually gonna say nothing materialized. I have no weenie this weekend. Don't force it. I wanna know who yours is because maybe there's an obvious person that I'm missing, but there wasn't a lot of weenie behavior this week.

So my weenie doesn't have a name mostly because- And I didn't wanna just give it to someone who was half weenie that doesn't deserve to be called a weenie. I have a name. Mostly because- And I didn't want to just give it to someone who was like half weenie that like doesn't deserve to be called a weenie. I mean, that's big of you, but the can never be. Once again, can never be. I actually had two weenies. Like I still have many to choose from.

No, cause they're both directly correlated to something that happened to me. Like they wouldn't be a weenie to you. Now I'm not gonna say the name of my weenie. Well, I can be mad for my sister. Okay, you want me to tell you the other one? I had a viral TikTok a couple of days ago and it was just like, why is everybody always like

wanting to go for walks? Like, can we stop? No, I don't stop asking me like, I don't want to go for walks. And the comment sections like did not pass the vibe check. They're like, what are you talking about? Walks are amazing. They're free and good for your mental health. Like shut up, I was making a joke, okay?

So I was just like, the comment section was my weenie. But that's not what I chose, that's not what I chose. My weenie, the one that I actually chose, I don't wanna say, it is a person, I'm not gonna say the person's name, and I'm not gonna be like annoying, try and figure it out. It doesn't matter, like it's not the point.

This has happened to me a couple of times in the past when I was very overweight, like people who are professional trainers, nutritionists, like reaching out and offering their services, when I never made it clear that I was interested in taking on a trainer, do you know what I mean? Okay.

I got a message from like an Instagram famous, like dietician, meaning like, would love to work with you privately or publicly like whatever you want to help you out. Like what makes you think I need help? Like I, did I say, do I put out the energy that I'm looking for a dietician? And to offer your services to like a pregnant person,

bitch get the fuck away from me. Yeah, I mean offering your service to a pregnant person like get away from me, but I actually think like the trainer reaching out to you like when you're previous, like when you're overweight or anything, I think they just reach out. Oh, I think that's worse. I think they they just reach out. I think that's worse. I think they reach out to everyone.

I think it's worse. I don't think it had to do with your, I don't think they're saying like, hey, let's get you in shape. They want to just work with famous people. It was because you were famous. Okay, well, you know just what to say. Yeah, no, I think it's like more about the fame.

The trainer thing, like back when I was, Jackie, my whole personality when I was overweight was like, I hated working out. I hated eating healthy. Like why you would offer your services? Like fuck off. Yeah, well they maybe just like weren't doing enough research.

But that's not the point. But I think they would just like shoot out that message to like every famous, like extremely famous person. You're getting stuck on the not, not we, that's not who my weenie is. I was just saying. I just don't think it needs to be so vended. I was just saying that, that used to happen to me.

Okay, what about the current situation that I'm talking about? Is she crazy? Why would you want a dietician when you're pregnant? Leave me alone. It wasn't even like after. I was like, we can get started, whatever. Are you sure it wasn't like a generic message

and like maybe she didn't even know you're pregnant? Positive. Did she mention your pregnancy? She didn't mention it, but this is a person who has like followed and DM'd me for a really long time, cause I scrolled up. So like you're aware of my comings and goings.

Stupid. Yeah, so am I being overly sensitive or is that we need like behavior? That's stupid like behavior. Oh wow. And like seriously, does anyone have a dietitian when they're pregnant? Sound off in the comments.

No, it's so crazy. If so, why? I think if you have like health, if you have gestational diabetes or if you have like certain restrictions or you need to make some people super. I'm okay, a boring extreme circumstances if I may? Yeah, and no, I don't think it's a common thing

for just people who don't have like any sort of restrictions or whatever. Great, barring, okay? Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Thank you, so that's my weenie. Well, maybe next week she'll be your queenie. Here's how she could do that. She can Venmo me $10,000 for like my time and damages. Okay.

It's like really, that's how you can buy Queenie by the way, if you want to know. Oh, we've never said this, but it does go without saying that Queenie is a purchasable title. I just want to say like if a brand wants like sponsor this segment and like wants their product to be hailed as Queenie and maybe their competitor as Weenie.

Oh, that's a good idea. $10,000 she's saying. Oh no, no, no, more. And you have to make a donation to the Mark Schoenweber Holocaust Education Foundation and then match that in a fee to Jackie and I. Yeah, big. Cause we are expensive, but we can be bought.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to working with our partners. Me too. Reach out. It's actually like a great, if like some partners like want to get creative for like, how can we do a fun app? Yes. Queenie and Weenie.

I like it. Especially cause I had an open slot this week. That's five grand down the tubes. Why do you keep lowering our rate? Five grand for Weenie? It's actually should be 2,500 because we have four slots. Okay, okay, okay, I get it, I get it. Five grand for a weenie.

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