The Toast - A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. A big Wednesday after the big Tuesday. A big Tuesday because of obvious reasons, and a big Wednesday because our girl Jacqueline Follet is celebrating her 19th birthday. Happy birthday, Jax. Guys, make sure to send off in the comments

wishing Jacqueline Follet a happy birthday. How are you doing, Jacqueline? I'm doing good. Yes, that's why it's a big day today because it's my birthday. Yeah. It's been a really nice day so far. Just like a nice birthday at home. I don't have like major crazy plans. Like I'm not going to the club. Even though in the club, we all fam. You tell them. Okay, Gen Z, she really is 19. Let me tell you that's one of my favorite sounds. Like it cracks me up and I use it a lot in my everyday life.

In the club, we all fam. We all fam. It's hilarious. I can't believe you know that sound. Like you're so young. I really enjoy it. So yes, in the club, we are all a fam. I'm just enjoying like a nice birthday at home so far.

It's been like a quiet morning and then I'll just have a nice day. That's, you know, kind of birthdays as you grow up. You're just hopeful for like a peaceful, loving, joyous day. And I think as you grow up, you hope that, of course, your best friend slash partner in crime slash business partner slash sister would sing you a happy birthday with her beautiful voice. Is that something you hope for, you think? Yes, because I think there's been a lot of fanfare for your voice yeah I mean I'm always your number one fan that's so true as a nation we've truly never been more divided and you would never know it if you went to the comment section of our Instagram like people

were just kind of fawning over my vocals I feel like I reminded these bitches like yeah I sing on the podcast but like I'm usually not giving it a hundred percent like I'm not really trying and I gave my the god bless America rendition yesterday my entire pussy. And people were really receptive to that pussy. So I'm thrilled about that. So do you want to sing me happy birthday? Oh. Because I'll never stop you. I mean, you're like begging me to at this point.

I think you have to. Well, guys, please join me in wishing our beautiful, talented, stunning, and smart Swirly a happy birthday. Stevie Wonder's version or royalty? No, regular. Make it soulful. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Jacqueline Follet. Rhyme. Stunning. Happy birthday. I did too much. Sorry, let me just undo. You guys forget. You didn't hear that. You didn't hear that. She made Happy birthday to you. Me. Me. The end.

That was beautiful, Turdy. Thank you so much for that. Thank you so much. I know it's like, it's definitely annoying. And you're not like a self-centered, like center of attention person, even on your birthday. But like, it definitely is annoying. Like everybody's talking about the election and not your birthday, right? No.

No, I'm used to it honestly as having a November 6th birthday like this always comes with the territory like the day after I feel like sometimes it's like November 2nd it has never in my conscious life I'm sure you know when I was a toddler but in my conscious life been the day after a presidential election but sometimes it's been the day of the election. That happened one time. I remember that. I don't know what's...

I think day of the election, like, is actually fun to have a birthday on. There's a lot of excitement. There's something really, like, beautiful about the process, right? And we're all, everybody, no matter what side you're on, like, you have hope.

And it's kind of beautiful. And even, like, yesterday, we were all making our chilies. Like, this morning, half of us are upset and half of us are cool. Like, the day before, like like the actual day is actually exciting yes I would agree with that but I feel like it's like people who have their birthday at Christmas like you really do just get used to it yeah and so I am used to it however I didn't expect that like we

would know the results today just because of like last year it took a few days so I didn't expect like that I thought we would be in this like limbo and everyone would just be like oh well let's just focus on Jackie's birthday right right instead of like we're let's distract ourselves from the impending results like with the celebration of Miss Jacqueline Foley's birthday right but no um the results are here my birthday is here we have our new president-elect as an old president well let's say this is the weird thing and I'm sure there's a reason for it like there's a lot of things in like the country i don't understand i'm sure like you guys will comment like claudia this is why they do it i'll be like okay but at this present

moment i don't know like it is really crazy that like you get elected and then like the old president like chills for like three more months well no like november december yeah like three months um change and it's just like i feel like that's a bad call, you know? Because if I was Biden, and Biden didn't run, so it's different. But like, let's say Biden ran and lost. Like, you're like low-key mad. Like, if I would be mad, like, you know? Yeah.

I just feel like it's a flaw in the system. Well, it takes time to transition. Yeah, and then actually, I was watching the news, and they were explaining why. Now I remember, actually. There's like a lot of things that need to be done between like the polling crew of America. You know, they're still counting and shit.

Oh, yeah. But also just like that's just how it is. I think it would be weird if it was overnight. No, I just feel like we're like dragging it out at this point, you know? Yeah. Well. Congrats to the winners and true condolences to the losers. Like that's the thing about the elections. Like it's 50-50.

You win some, you lose some. And it's tough when you lose and it's great when you win. And to everyone who got what they wanted, that's great. To everybody who didn't, like that sucks. Like I feel that. Like so onward and upward, united we stand. And God bless America. No, I won't. I don't want to actually like i don't want to do it again because like the other one was so parjory yeah just like leave perfection as it is leave well enough alone when do you think you're gonna open your birthday presents like are you gonna

facetime me when you open mine of course i will maybe this afternoon i don't want to wait too long but i don't i feel like you have to be well into the day. You can't open them in the morning. Like, what are you, a kid at Christmas? Stop. Which, by the way, so true. Get some chill, bruv. There's so much pressure, too, because, like, you know how many gifts you have. So there's, like, you know, six people, like, Zach, whatever.

And you don't want to do them all, like, at once. You don't want to do them all in the morning. You really have to, like, spread them out throughout the day. And, like, you know who's getting you, like, the better ones. I'm going to do them throughout the day like a scavenger hunt. Why? That's so fun. I'm going to be sat with my presents, and I'm going to open them. I'm not going to, like throughout the day like a scavenger hunt. Why? That's so fun. I'm going to be sat with my presents and I'm going to open them.

I'm not going to like open one and then two hours later. Jackie, it's okay to make the day special. Like it's okay to act like a two-year-old. My day is special. I'm not a two-year-old. But it's okay if you are. No, I'm not. And we've never done that.

I sometimes, yeah, I like wait for Ben's gift like later in the day. Like I don't want to do all my gifts at once. Then it's like I have no more gifts. We literally always do our gifts at once. Like we do it. We all are sat. No, I feel like when we're with the family, like Ben's gift, it will be separate, like either in the morning and then I get everybody else's at dinner that night. Like it's nice to spread it out. Yeah. I'm also getting a haircut today. Major national news. Um, I like, because I'm, I'm not doing anything crazy. It was just like on the Cal, you know, I try and go quarterly to my

girl mahogany. This is going to be a be a trim like don't be looking for a transition video for me it's a trim I might might like thank you my front my slut strands are like down to my nipples you know I gotta get them back to my chin it's just it's called growth because maintenance back in the day you would have like called this a major chop no I'm thinking two inch trim get me my layers and my angles and I'm put me you know Rachel green and I'm good that's good I have that coming up in a few weeks I'm excited yeah just consider it maintenance maintenance and today is kind of a long-awaited day for the DTQ the Deer Toasters community Deer Toasters has returned and the submissions that I selected last week that I accidentally well not accidentally it was just kind of an unfortunate series of events that never got to get read,

are getting their shine today. So, Dear Toasters, what a loyal fan base we have when it comes to the DTQ. And I love and respect. I know people were upset, but it meant so much to me how upset people were. I agree. Like on Friday,

to the point that they were dragging Queenie and Weenie. They were like, I can't believe you did Queenie and Weenie. They said, you guys didn't skip Queenie and Weenie, but you skipped Dear Toasters. Like, we'd rather have had Dear Toasters. It's okay. Like, drag us through the med. Like, I love't believe you didn't skip Queenie and Meany, but you skipped Deer Toasters. Like we'd rather have had Deer Toasters. It's okay. Like drag us through the meds.

Like I love how much you love it. But don't bring Queenie and Meany into this. Like seriously, Queenie and Meany means a lot to me, first of all. And second of all, I agree, Jackie. Even though like it's, you know, obviously I was upset that we didn't, you know, get the people what we wanted. It was nice to know like how valued the segment is. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I really feel like we need to do our toasters today.

One, because like we're still in the election cycle where like celebrities aren't really like doing anything nothing so crazy um and two I think your toasters will unite the nation I think your toasters will unite the nation although you know sometimes we really divide the country on like our advice like some people are like no she definitely should say something and some people are like no she definitely shouldn't so maybe we will further the scasm what's that perhaps but I think also we can agree to disagree and that's also healthy beautiful what's the word chasm schism those are two different words like a like a divide I think chasm but I actually think that they both could apply let's google it like like I said there's not actually remember um this is actually a fun fact about me my bat mitzvah parsha so basically when

you get bat mitzvah schism is a split keep going okay so schism is the word so when I was becoming bat mitzvah basically the weekend that you choose to get bat mitzvah every week in you know Judaism you read the next chapter of the Torah which is like the Bible. Chasm is a deep fissure. No it's schism. I know it's an essay. The word I was looking for is schism. Thank you.

No no. The word I was looking for is schism. Thank you. Claudia I think there it's a synonym. No no. But the word I'm about to tell a story about is schism. Okay. So every week.

Tell your schism story. You read a new chapter of the Torah and then like the one that you get for the date you chose for your Bible. So like it just kind of is like this cosmic thing, you know. It's like you don't choose the date for that chapter. But then that chapter like ends up following you your whole life, you know. And my chapter was Korach, which was actually, you know, we didn't choose it on Perfect. It was kind of reflective of my life. Like Korach was like this guy and he was just kind of rebellious.

Like he really rejected authority. And what ended up happening is the earth split and swallowed him up because god was like you're nuts so it was a schism in the earth and so i'm learning it might have been a chasm because it said deep fissure at the earth oh oh oh whatever they're also synonyms maybe it depends on the translation i remember when i was like with the rabbi learning I saw this word whether it was chasm or chasm and I was like what does that mean and he explained it to me like in such a good way I always remembered what the word meant. I just can't remember what word it was. I just can't I remember what it means just not what word it was. I think they're the same word. I just remember it being like sc schism. The chasm also has a C and an S.

No, no, no. I guess we could go look at Korach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kuf, Resh, Chut. And, you know, a lot of people were making comparisons to me in Korach because I was definitely, like, you know, a bit of a rebellious teen. Didn't really embrace authority. Just sort of beat to the, you know, marched to the beat of my own drum.

And actually I spoke about that in my speech. Everybody was really moved at the facility. That's yeah they were really moved they're kind of like still talking about it no they're actually not still talking about it I'm not going to say that anymore because I don't want you I don't want you guys to think I was exaggerating take away from like your real when they are when they are still talking about it and they are still talking about my solo from 13 the musical yeah right and we're talking about it. And they are still talking about my solo from 13, the musical. Yeah. Right. And we're talking about it again because it was posted on Toastgram and it kind of took the internet by storm. Yeah.

Yeah. Just like fun fact about me. I'm a star. Yeah. Olivia is cooking me dinner tonight for my birthday. I thought you were going to say Olivia. I heard what we said about her on the toast and is mad. Oh, so far, no.

I was actually like wondering. I know she like hates when we bring up 25 packs of gum. We like never let her live it down. If we were reopening the case on it. Yeah. There are a couple of things that's like case, the case has gone cold on like what the truth is of something that happened when we were kids.

Of course, you know, the other one. Brian. Brian. Yeah. I don't know if we told that. I'm not going to tell that story because it's like, it seriously will cause a chasm schism. Tell it.

Jackie. No. It's funnier. She hates it so much. We have, I don't give a fuck. Like, sorry, Olivia's going to need to suffer for the entertainment value of this podcast. Should I just like, we're texting.

Should I just text her? Can I tell Brian's story? Yeah. It's like an OG family story that Jackie and Olivia, like, will to their graves disagree on, like, Jackie claims that Olivia said something, like, really corny and cringy once. And Jackie, to her grave, like, well, seriously, she believes in her soul that Olivia said something like really corny and cringy ones and Jackie to

her grave like well seriously she believes in her soul that Olivia said it Olivia's like I have no idea what you're talking about stop slandering my good name it's mine alone to disgrace and the never the twain shall agree or even meet in the middle and then we like obviously like we talk about it every year like so it comes up all the time. It comes up all the time. And we extrapolate it. She will not admit. Yeah. I just, I know she knows. Should we just say it? And if she says no, we'll cut it out?

Because she won't say no. No. You don't understand, like, this story runs so deep. It is like, it could break us. Jackie, please. It could break us. Like, we literally don't disagree on anything, like, as sisters, except for sisters except for this yeah like just who is accurately remembering that night and who's known for their accurate memory the thing is and who's known for telling a tall tale I'm not just saying this because like I want to blow smoke up your ass and like get you to say the story um but like I

definitely believe you thank you like Like because you know what? It's kind of my, it's Olivia's version of stepping off into a new land. Jackie basically will remind you of something corny you said because she never fucking forgets anything. And like you deny it till you die because you don't want that sort of stain on your record. But are you denying it? Like are you knowing that you're lying? Or are you really just like didn't think that you said it? When I first denied the airplane thing, I was not being a liar. liar like I was genuinely she's fucking lying about me this bitch and then

maybe I like got on a plane and I think I would like as I was stepping on I was like wait I totally said it because I had the thought like you know um so in that sense like maybe Olivia really doesn't believe that she said it maybe something will happen to her in her life in the next 10, 20, 30 years that will remind her of the time she said that thing. Got it. Well, speaking also of our sisters, dear Satch is here. I know. It's so nice that she came down to celebrate your birthday with you.

She did. It's been such a pleasure having here, like uninterrupted counselor time. That's huge. It's huge. The campers are thriving. How many times has she read The Camper, The Counselor to your family? Zero. She did arrive like just at bedtime last night.

And so she had to read whatever they had already chosen because like they weren't going to stand for that. So of course she got roped into Sandman. I have such a hate for this book that Jackie's boys are obsessed with. Well, seriously, when they asked me to read it, I will turn the page and unbeknown me to read it I will turn the page and unbeknownst to them I will turn about six pages like anything to get through this book it's so long and boring and bad so we love the little golden books um they come like there's a million

of them on a million subjects and so they have some spider-man ones and they also have like just every subject and like some of them are like really cute concise like good stories by the way I don't hate the whole series some of them are like really cute, concise, like good stories. By the way, I don't hate the whole series. Some of them are like really bad and dreadful. So like obviously the Sandman one isn't good. And then there are a couple that I think are too advanced, like a little scary, like not right for kids yet.

Sandman is so bad and boring. Like I seriously, I can get through that book in 10 seconds the way I read it. Yeah. That's not a good one. Honestly, the Spidey storylines for Spidey and His Amazing Friends, like the gross incompetence of the three.

Like I guess they are like eight-year-olds. No, it's so true. But it's just kind of like it's not believable. You're literally Martha Stewart. Incompetence. No, like they're seriously incompetent. Like they swing their webs and they crash into each other because they're not communicating properly like well that's what kids do need to learn the value of communication so maybe that's the message of the

book yeah I don't know they just like don't carry them they're not the elk of superheroes sometimes did Olivia answer you about Brian she from she said from the Backstreet Boys, yes. I like how she asks as if she doesn't know the exact story we're talking about. Okay, I said yes. Can I tell it? I'm telling you she's going to say yes. I feel like we can safely start.

I don't know, Turdy. I don't want to start something. She's cooking me dinner for my birthday. Right, she's going to spit in it. Now's not the time to piss her off. Yeah, it's so true. What's she making? Well, that's what she had texted me asking what I wanted.

That's what I was going to say. And I don't even know. Maybe bolognese. She makes such a good bolognese. What would you ask for? Well, the last time I went over, I did ask for bolognese, and she made it for me. That's, I think, her best dish. dish yeah so that feels right TFR yeah plus I had my chili last

night how was your chili I follow Jackie's chili recipe except I use ground chicken instead of ground turkey and let me tell you I worked so hard on it I was like I am not fucking this up I was so determined and I think the sheer grit and determination like really contributed to the fact that like I successfully made your chili the bed was shocked like literally shocked at first when I got everything in and yours is for the crock pot I didn't do the crock pot because I waited too late so like it's for either yeah so I was just like damn did I fuck up because once I put everything in and I was like leaving except for the beans leaving it to like so it was just like really red yeah and I was like I, except for the beans, leaving it to like stew, it was just like really red. Yeah.

And I was like, I feel like chili is more like a brown orange than like a red. It was like really tomato colored. I'm like, this looks like a tomato soup. And I was like, what did I do wrong? Then I realized I didn't do any of the spices. And like the cumin is brown. Like that's what makes it brown. So after that, I felt much better.

The spices. It was really good. Like really, it's a great recipe. It's idiot-proof. The worst and hardest part was cutting those two onions. Like, I will never enjoy cutting onions. Like, not me sobbing and wanting to just, like, seriously was crying. But other than that, it was so good.

And you're really right about an election day chili, especially election night last night was so many hours. Like, you know, the first poll's closed at 6. And I know every year the first poll's closed at 6 and the last one's closed at 11. But there was like, you know, counties being held late. We didn't really find out who the president was till like 2 a.m. So it was great to have this thing I could just keep coming back to. Yeah. Like round one for the first polls, maybe two hours later, seven, seven, round two. The structure of the election really is hard, hard, Parge-alicious. Mine was really great as well.

But the crock pot, like, I was getting nervous that it wasn't going to be ready in time, so I switched over to the cruce. No, I'm telling you, crock pot is, like, not the vibe for chili. If I had gotten it in before the toast yesterday. Yes, yes. Would have been amazing, but I didn't. Okay, I'll ask one more time and then I'll let it go. Did Olivia respond?

Wow. You're really, like, I'm really trying to give her grace no because we have a show to do no I'm trying to give her grace in the sense of like of not telling it I mean okay fine oh she's typing she's gonna like type and then stop typing like she said yes whatever but just say my statement as well. This is a statement. Well, say the story first. This is her statement. No, I'll say it first. Her statement is, this story is categorically untrue. Okay.

She's so funny. And you know what? That's my girl because, like, she rides for her truth. Like, so, like, she, even if, like like she knew in her soul like maybe years later she figured out that she did say it she's not gonna backtrack like she is this is her story and she's sticking to it and I respect that greatly yeah so when we were younger we used to all sleep in Olivia's bed like the four of us in her twin bed like every single night that's just what we did and we would like talk before we went to bed we would sleep like Willy Wonka I even remember like

what side of the bed I was on yeah we would sleep like Willy Wonka I even remember like what side of the bed I was on yeah we would sleep like what has happened and Olivia had like like it wasn't a twin size bed but it was like a it was a twin it was like bigger than a twin I feel like no I think you just felt that way because you were little and now and it had like a trundle bed too so me and Margo were always delegated to the trundle like the two of us on that bed and Jackie and Olivia on the main bed but in my memory of this night in particular the four of us were in the main bed. I'm not going to say that that is 100% accurate. That's just how I remember it right now.

Okay, okay. I believe you were at the foot of the bed with me, but that is not important to the story whatsoever. Oh, and it just goes without saying, and I'm sure this will be a surprise to nobody, I have no memory of this night. Like, I have no idea what you're talking about. So everyone knows that I loved Backstreet Boys

and Olivia loved NSYNC. And it divided our house. It was literally the Trump v. Kamala of 2005 or however old we were. It was the 90s. It was the 90s. It was the 90s. However, before Olivia got into NSYNC, there was a short period where she liked the Backstreet Boys.

Oh my, a drama. Yeah, people don't know this backstory, but like our older cousins loved the Backstreet Boys, so we immediately loved the Backstreet Boys. Oh my god drama. Yeah people don't know this backstory but like our older cousins love the Backstreet Boys so we and we immediately loved the Backstreet Boys but then Olivia went off and found NSYNC and then like. And you stayed loyal. And I stayed loyal to the Backstreet Boys but there was a period that we both loved the Backstreet Boys and my favorite was Nick Carter like that really doesn't age well but her favorite was Brian from the Backstreet Boys. Brian Letourneau. What's his name? Mary Kay's son.

Let me also tell you, I don't even know who Brian, like Brian is a thing. We talk about Brian Letourneau. Brian Letourneau. Oh yeah, I know this guy. He's cute actually. Yeah, you know him from the poster on Olivia's wall. So Jackie and Olivia also had two competing posters. They were definitely from like the same exact company.

They like rolled out. They were huge. Jackie had the NSYNC, uh, the Backstreet Boys one and Olivia had the NSYNC one. They both like hung above their bed. Oh. In Olivia's room for this brief period, she had like a page ripped out of like a J14 of just Brian Luttrell's face. He was like hung above her bed on the wall, like to her bed you know the way that people like hang a picture of Jesus just like a little picture yeah you guys and now I'm remembering okay go go go yeah and I remember like we used to talk before we fell asleep always like you know she was always like just saying like older sister stuff like she's smarter than us whatever and one night she said like I don't know we were I don't know what we were

talking about I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna ad lib I'm just gonna say the facts she told us that when she thinks of Brian she can instantly fall asleep we were like no way that's so we were literally like magic yeah like magic like no way that's like sick and so that night like she was like yeah like I'll do it show us show us she like just didn't talk again she just like pretended to be asleep oh my god she's seriously so funny like she's an actress so funny and then like I don't know when I like this has been ongoing for like 20 years so I don't know like how long after that I was like Olivia remember when you said this right I actually feel

like it was when we were in college it wasn't like that far no I think it was like early I think it was like high school I don't even know or I don't know when the argument started but I like called her on having said this once and she says like this is categorically untrue okay and also then of course we had to take it to the next level we're like yeah maybe we were in high school because we were acting so immature where we would literally run around the house like with like fake finger guns like loading it up and we would like fake shoot each other we'd be like Brian and then the person you would shoot would just fall asleep seriously we tortured her with it like no wonder why she denies it we're so fucking annoying we torture her with it she's so fucking funny read her statement one more time just we have

to bookend the entire story with her statement her statement is quote this story is categorically untrue now it's up to you the people. To decide what you believe. You dear reader. To interpret that as you. Like receive it as you. As you will. And the thing is.

It has no consequence. Like whether she like said it or not. Right. I just don't know why I would make that up. For Olivia's next birthday. We should get her a cameo. From Brian Luttrell. One thousand percent. And she'll watch it like this. She'll fall asleep. For Olivia's next birthday, we should get her a cameo from Brian Luttrell. 1,000%.

And she'll watch it like this. She'll fall asleep. She'll miss the whole thing. Oh, my God. That is seriously so funny. We would literally, like, with a glock, Brian. Brian. Oh, my God.

So fun taking trips down memory lane. It is. We've been taking a lot recently. We're just like feeling nostalgic. Do you also feel like as you get older, like your mind opens up like earlier parts of your life? You know I'm so bad with my memory, but weirdly like so many things have been coming back to me like the senior play. Well, that didn't like, it's not like a repressed memory that you didn't know. No, but I never ever think about it.

Same with Korach. Korach. Yeah. ever think about it same with Korach Korach yeah I guess but maybe as you experience like different things then you are reminded of a time when that's beautiful that's beautiful maybe when you experience different things you're reminded of a time when and the passage of time is significant and and by the way I will miss the Kamala isms like I really really will like we had so much fun with her. We had so much fun. I will really, really miss her laugh like that. It actually brought a lot of joy to me. Of course, existing in the context of all in which

you live, do not come. Like I will miss all of that like greatly. Hopefully she's still churning them out, you know? Yeah. We do like oddly have a lot to do and we're like dilly-dallying. um we do like oddly have a lot to do and we're like dilly-dallying no there's a story i really want to talk about me too so now and we have dear toasters which is like everyone is sat for that without further ado to do here are the fast five stories that you need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by sonos specifically the sonos ace new headphones that jackie and i have been loving we're both wearing them today but i've had them for a while i work out in them a lot. Kind of like a lot of sermon-draying. Everybody was like, Sonos, the world leader in audio and speakers, came out with

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times and I'm gonna be honest with our audience. I feel like they owe that. Like I rolled my eyes. I was like I don't care. I thought it was like a Taylor Swift cover. Like I thought they were just like being cringy. Then I got tagged in it so many times this morning. I was like let me just watch it. And I watched a full five minutes. And let me tell you like I laughed. First of all the production quality was actually very good. I was really surprised by the lyrics it's five minutes and 20 seconds so it's like a really long diss track where they talk about a lot of things and I thought that the like the rhymes and the actual lyrics were really really well done like that was my first impression I was shocked yeah we actually I want to pull up a transcription of the lyrics because they're not bubble raya they're not surface lyrics. No, no. And we've been saying this the whole time

because anytime Josh or Dave say anything about Zach Bryan, I think a lot of people wonder like if Brianna sanctions it. And it's my impression, I have no proof of this, I just assume like everything that gets put out by BFFs like is approved by Brianna so I feel like there's actually a lot like quite a few big revelations in this song that perhaps we didn't know and I know you don't know this but there's like big like lore on TikTok about what happened at Fenway so basically Noah Khan sold out Fenway like two nights in a row and it's like the biggest deal and he had like special guests and Zach Bryan was supposed to be there one night and he didn't show up and there was like a lot of conspiracy theories about what happened at the time I think Noah, Zach, Brianna everybody was

like oh scheduling you know but everybody sort of knew there was something more and in the song they allude to the fact that he was literally too drunk to go to Fenway yeah and they accuse him pretty heavily of being an alcoholic yeah they actually said you don't have a drinking problem alcohol has a you problem he also talked about how he has stds and that he's giving every girl that he's with stds which is very personal and also probably very personal to brianna but what when i watch this track i was clutching my pearls this man is a dirty dog like for everything that he did and for them to get to this level of like they're two huge stars like they have so much influence like they have to spend the time and the energy and the money to write this song and do this in defense of Brianna like what he did to her there's and I

believe that there's more stuff in terms of like the cheating that we don't know like this is an awful person oh 100% but I also do think that like this has been very good for the BFFs pod just in terms of like clicks. And I do think they got to a place where like when they first, I remember when they first launched a show, like every episode they would premiere on YouTube, there would be like hundreds of thousands of people waiting and watching. And I feel like they kind of fell off a little bit in the sense that like

they all, Josh's, West Coast Dave stayed, they were all remote the entire time. And I feel like they kind of got to a place where like maybe it just wasn't as popping. So I do think them leaning into this is actually really good for the business of podcasting and people are loving it. So I think it's part they feel like really defensive of Brianna. But I also think like this is good for business. Yes, but they could have just done like a podcast episode that they were going to do.

They said the new episode drops tomorrow at 8 p.m. and like dragged him. And that would have been like, like to do this like is so emblematic of like what he deserves and like how he must have treated her because like this is above and beyond anything any standing up for anyone that like I've ever seen like I was in shock the STD thing was really crazy because it wasn't something they said one or two times they said it like 15 times in different ways like so that's just a crazy fucking how lucky is brie to be free of zb and his std they also said something really interesting was that his entire band hates him yeah um you guys have to watch it for yourself i can't even remember there's no a it's not on um

AZ lyrics yet so I can't read the transcription for you but like every line also who wrote this song like it's one of the better diss tracks I've ever heard that's what I'm saying like it wasn't I do have to say like and this is I don't know Dave Porter personally the man has no rhythm like he was so off and Josh definitely carried the group Josh ate like but and Dave some people just don't it's hard for me to even relate because I have perfect pitch and perfect rhythm, but he has no sense of rhythm that he was off the whole time.

It was bothering me so much, but I looked past it. It was very well done. I completely agree. The actual song, I was really surprised at how good it was. Yeah. And it wasn't short. It was over five minutes long, and they really, and it wasn't short. It was over five minutes long

and they just didn't stop. New accusations, new allegations. Like, really, they had a lot of material. Yeah, they came for his art.

They came for his looks. They came for his height. His DUI. Is he really 5'5"? No way. I think so. And it's like, that's really crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, people are kind of bunging up on that. I mean, it's shock really crazy. Yeah. Yeah. People are kind of bunged up on that. I mean, it's shockingly short. No, it says he's 5'11 on CelebHeights.com. So they were being dramatic. Really? Yeah.

I don't think. I don't know. It says it says he stands approximately six feet. So. Maybe he's been like lying to everyone, you know. Yeah. To CelebHeight.com everyone, you know? Yeah. To celeb height.com. Yeah.

Maybe. Yeah. Anyways, I think I'm going to tune into that podcast. Oh, I for sure am the way I become obsessed with Brianna LaPaglia. Like I stand. Yeah.

And when they first broke up, I was kind of bummed. I mean, I wasn't kind of like I said on the show, like, you know, that's like sad. However,

it seems as though she like has really been suffering in this relationship so I'm glad that she's free the best and it is yeah yeah yeah and there's also like a lot of lore I'm not as familiar with lore there's like drama between the two co-hosts like her and her plan brie co-host grace um I feel like a lot of that is like exacerbated by the internet they might be onto something but I'm not to make any sort of judgments until they speak for themselves. Yeah, they mentioned it in the music video too. Oh yeah, Zach came between Brie and Grace, yeah.

Well, and I also feel like a boyfriend does come between, like sometimes in like a totally healthy, like non-problematic way, like a boyfriend comes in between best friends because like you only have so much time and you now have more time for this person. Right, and you used to have like sleepovers with your best friend, but now you're just having sleepovers with your boyfriend.

But now this points to like something even more insidious you used to have, like, sleepovers with your best friend, but now you're just having sleepovers with your boyfriend. But now this points to, like, something even more insidious, because we also know that, like, he tried to keep her away from, like, her job and Dave, and so maybe he did drive a wedge between her and Grace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, the way I hate this man, and I'm, like, so proud of myself.

Like, I never hopped on the train like you guys. Sorry. No, it's not even that I'm proud of myself, because I didn't do anything to, like, you know, I didn't take any moral stance, but I'm actually just relieved that I don't have to, like, like unlike his music because I don't like it or listen to it. We don't have to celebrate, separate the art from the artist. No, we don't.

So that's just like really convenient for us. For us. Considering it came so close, like he's a country singer. Like as they said in the song, he's got Morgan Wallen vibes. Like I don't even know why I wasn't listening to his music. I just didn't. Maybe you saw something in him that others didn't. Like an inauthenticity that Dave and Josh are singing about.

A thousand percent. Like, I think this is going to be really bad for his career, which is so crazy that, like, these, like, handful of, like, you know, ragtag influencers are going to take down this, like, huge artist. Do you really think so? Like, I feel like, as a rock star, a man rock star, like, there are so many. You're not held to the same standards as normal, decent human beings. Like, you just, because you're a, as a rock star, a man rock star, like there are so many, you're not held to the same standards as normal, decent human beings.

Like you just, because you're a quote rock star, like you can get away with like cheating, spreading STDs. It's just like part of the lifestyle, bro. Like who's holding you accountable? Like your male followers? No. No, but it's not even about the cheating. Cause yeah, that's like what rock stars do.

But there was just like so much in this song that like speaks to just like a bad character and like that alcoholism and the the lying I don't know I feel like this is gonna be like a big stain for him that people are always just gonna associate him with like this behavior I don't know plus plus plus the podcast hasn't even dropped yet Brianna hasn't even spoken yeah no and the way I'm sat the fuck down for that sat with a bucket of chicken fries. Yeah. Yeah.

Bucket of chicken. I'll ask Olivia to make that for me. Yeah, you should. Except it's tomorrow. So like I wish it was today. That's kind of like what we need today. So true. Today needs a little something.

Like my birthday can't carry the whole country. It's so true. Oh my God. Like do we not do enough? Are you ready for our next story kristen cavallari also wants to carry the country with all the tea that she's spilling on her podcast you know what is this about britney no because like i just don't know how to tell people like britney it's just like doesn't interest me yeah well basically she britney spears saw a clip of kristen cavallari's podcast and then had her publicist reach out to Kristen Cavallari for her phone number and has been texting Kristen Cavallari.

But yes, this other part's more interesting. This other part about her dating life. She is talking about what the future holds, what she's looking for in her podcast, Let's Be Honest. So she is looking for someone who's had a vasectomy, she says. She said that her perfect man is 44 with about two kids who are headed off to college and who's had a vasectomy and not interested in other kids so all of this is like giving a window into her past relationship right um kind of like a confirmation that that's what did them in she said you want to know what's a deal breaker for me I want someone who's had a

vasectomy I don't want to have to worry about any of that shit she said I'm not on birth control I was on birth control from fucking 15 until 23 so she said i think dads are the ones who've obviously had vasectomies like no one without kids is going to have a vasectomy yeah yeah so she further explained why she's interested in dating a dad she said ideally his kids would be a little bit older so i don't have to deal with the day-to-day because i can't have a brady bunch yeah she later confessed her perfect guy would be someone who's 44 successful has two kids going off to college vasectomy, she does not want to date a celebrity. She said that people have been in her DMs like since the breakup, like and big names too, who even three years ago,

she might've been like, Ooh, I'll go out with them. But now she wants a businessman beau. She wants the quiet life. She said she's never putting her relationship on social media again, like she did in the past and that people will not have access to her next relationship. And then she also said that the next person that she dates like will be her husband like she wants to she doesn't want to date like she wants to be married and she wants to get married again yeah okay well I feel like she's talking about literally someone like we know she's being so specific like 44 two kids headed to college like but if if it's not a celebrity even like a famous business person that we might not know them. Yeah. She is sort of seeing someone now, she said.

Oh, how old is she? She is 37. Okay, so 44 is like super age appropriate. Yeah. I love that for her. She, like, I feel like my relationship with Kristen Cavallari is like for so many years, because when I watched that show, like, she was the devil. She was coming for Elsie and like I was fiercely protective of Elsie.

And I feel like I carried that, like, image of her into my adult life up until, like, a couple of years ago where I was like, it's literally fake and it's not real and it's 100 years ago. Like, let it go. Forgive her, attorney. No, it's so true. And I think maybe it was, like, last year or the year before I watched the first season of Laguna Beach. And it's just, like, not at all how you remember it. It's like she was just trying to have fun. Okay.

She was just trying to have fun. And like, yeah, she was cool and pretty. And she got to hang out with the older guys. And like the older girls hated her for it. But like you would do it too for a check, you know? Yeah. Not even for a check. Yeah.

I like, I had like, I had to let go of a lot. You had to unlearn. I had to unlearn. And I like her so much now. She's so funny. And I like that she like has a podcast and she doesn't take herself so seriously and she really did like made a really nice life for herself after that show in terms of like having her own business and family and

I really like her me too I find her just like interesting I think she has a really good personality that like she's always making news with her podcast and she is like just a warm family life and like she's always cooking and she just does a lot and she's someone that I like following I followed her I followed her forever I think she's one of my like earliest follows that like hasn't gone away like I really like her it feels like I'm betraying like an 11 year old like I feel does anybody else like feel that crazy way like like I can't like it's Elsie for life yeah no and No. And she was so the devil. Like I hated her so much. Meanwhile, I rewatched it.

Like she didn't even do anything that crazy. Yeah. No, she was just living her life. She was just like, she just knew she was that bitch. And like she acted like it. And when you are that bitch, like you're really not supposed to act like it. And honestly, when I rewatched some of these episodes, like Elsie kind of came off as like a big dopey loser.

Fabissina. Fabissina pun. I'm like always woe is me. Like stay then, stay then. come over to the hot tub. And honestly, half of what Elsie had going for her was that her parents were so rich. Like, that was like kind of it. That house.

That house. And in season one, they're like building the house, so she keeps bringing Stephen over to like the construction site. And did he like skate in the pool? Yeah, yeah. It was like a skate park for him. She just rested a lot on that house. I mean, it's a lot to rest on.

I know, I would do it too. However, in hindsight, yeah. As 16-year-olds, we found that impressive. But now I'm like, no, Kristen was beaming with personality. And the show is like from her point of view, like we're meant to feel sympathetic towards her. But yeah, watching it now, it's like she's kind of an ag. And like, what did we hate Kristen for so much?

When they all went to Mexico and it's like Kristen's like, they're calling her like a slut and she's like dancing on the table. It's like she's having fun. Like Lauren and the other girls are like so Ms. in the corner, like judging everyone in their miniskirts. Like stop. Yeah. So it's funny how life changes, you know?

It is funny how life changes. So put her at the top of the list per usual yeah of eligible singles of course are you ready for our next story someone who did try to make election day about her and she was brutally rebuffed who miss one reba mcintyre oh my god guys reba's getting that kind of canceled. Reba McIntyre has the entire internet roasting her for sharing a photo of her red hair with folks saying she's focused on the wrong thing today. So apparently yesterday was National Redhead Day and she posted two photos of her hair one with a long haircut and one with a short hair and she said longer longer short, either way, I love being a redhead. Hashtag national redhead day.

Now, this bothered people for two reasons. One, people were like, listen, lady, not the time or place. Two, a lot of people thought it was a subliminal endorsement. Red. People were looking for subliminal endorsements all day from celebrities yesterday, like based on their emojis. So I don't think Reba was doing that. I'm pretty sure Reba has like a six person content team who at the beginning of the year,

like schedules out content for like national margarita day, national bread day, national redhead day, not realizing like that November 6th would coincide with the election. Like I truly think this post has been in queue for months. I don't think Reba meant anything by it. Reba's my girl. I'll defend her to the death. So obviously I'm biased, but I don't think she had any ill will with this post. I don't think she had any ill will. And I'm actually going to challenge you on that because like, so there was an election. Why can't we also celebrate national redheads day? Like why can't two things be true? And like what we should just skip the day? What else are redheads going to lose? It's true.

It's true. As a minority, I could see how that would be upsetting. And it's not like other people weren't posting other things other than the election day yesterday. Yeah, but for some reason, like, people really just took all their frustration. Maybe it was that. I think it's misguided. Reva became the face.

One person said, like, Reva, it's not the time. And then everyone, like, jumped on it. Like, the word moist. And it's like revert it's not the time and then everyone like jumped on it like the word moist and it's like maybe it is the time well the other thing is that and I've seen like a lot of people having like this discourse online like influencers being like you know I feel so weird about like posting my regular content and like ads and stuff it's like well everybody else has to go back to work so do you like yeah I I feel you know people don't also acknowledge like as a celebrity part of your job is to maintain those social media pages and constantly feed them with content and

mindless and she doesn't choose when national redhead day is right but like moronic national blank day posts like are a part of us when you get to a certain level of celebrity like this is what your content strategy is and so what Reba shouldn't show up for work because there's elections like yeah she's got bills to pay and not that this tweet is really paying her bills but I don't know it's moving the needle in the sense we're talking about we're talking about her hair campaign correct even though with the backlash I doubt she'll be the face of Garnier for Tisa after this yeah though her hair does look great I just want to say it was all in good fun it was very funny. And like.

The two photos are. And also just like long or short. I love it. It's like so fucking random. So random. And like so devoid of like seriously everything going on in the world. Like it was funny. I actually loved it. But in that way like it's perfect.

I agree. And like can't we just have nice things. And like Reba's Instagram is one of them. Like it's so unoffensive. Like it's un unoffensive. Like it's unifying. Did we like the short or the long hair better actually? You know, I recently re- You're so different.

I recently re-watched Reba and she goes through a huge hair transition on the show. Like when she starts out, she basically is a buzz cut. And then by the end of the show, her hair is like down to her shoulders. Like it really grew. It's coming in nice. I think I liked it somewhere in the middle.

You know, the short was really short. She really has a pixie cut in the beginning and it's too short. But then by the end, she has like, you know, her hair is like too long.

I liked it somewhere in the middle. If she's really wanted to know. She should have posted a third picture. She should have posted the poll option. Yeah,

she should have. That's a vote. Yeah. Worth making your voice heard. That's a ballot worth casting just so funny I want to thank Reba for the chuckle I want to thank Reba for the chuckle thank you to this Reba thank you to this Reba however in both pictures she's like looking down like I actually can't see what the hair looks like okay in both pictures she's looking down

I'm actually glad you brought that up because it looks like one of those commercials for like hair regrowth where they like make you take a picture of your scalp before and after. That's what this looks like. Yeah, I do feel like her hair looks healthier in the short. Maybe like she's gearing up for like a Nutrafol partnership or something because that's what this feels like.

If I were in the marketing team at Nutrafol, like my first call today is Reba. 1,000%. And like I want the add up today. I'm literally whitelisting this piece of content. And be like, listen, Reba, they want it long. Like you're going to start sharing your Nutrafol journey. Yeah.

Just free marketing. Just a couple of ideas. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Adele is genuinely sad about the end of her Las Vegas residency. She said, the show has been my best friend. So after two successful years, Adele is genuinely sad about the nearing of the end of her Las Vegas residency. On Sunday, she looked ahead as she realized there's less than a month until her final shows take place.

She said, this really is the beginning of the end. There are no other fucking shows. I feel like she's been winding down for a year. I know, but like now it's the end. No, now it's a month. She said, I'm not going to be like surprised this is the end. Right. She is saying that this show has been her best friend.

She said, my life is 1,000 times better. My life, not my career, not my music. I'm talking about my actual life. And I really truly think that this show has been my best friend throughout all of that. Yeah, well, not to make everything about me, and I feel like I've told this story before but when I went she talked about how she loves doing this residency so much because it provides her with a level of stability as like a mom and a human being that you really don't get as like a touring musician like you're never home and so she lives in LA she comes to Vegas she flies

private what is it 30 minutes on like Thursdays and she goes private, what is it, 30 minutes, on like Thursdays, and she goes back on Sundays, like it's really provided her a level of just kind of normalcy, very like nine to five energy, that she has loved so much, like watching her son grow up, and it's actually been really sweet, so I really believe her when she says she's gonna be sad, although things like this, when you're at, like she's not retiring, like she, the things like this can't go on forever, unless you are like Celine Dion, like you're in this later season. Yeah, but it could like go on forever if she wanted it to. So she obviously like loves it so much, but like not enough to keep doing it.

No, I think it's because she still has like albums to release and like tours to go on. She's not done yet. Yeah, but she said she's like taking 15 years off music. She's like always saying stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, and I feel like she does take like 15 years off and then time flies.

Right, the next album's going to be 47. And I'll be like, okay, I'm sad. I'm older, and I'm sad. I'm older. I highly recommend, if anyone can make it to a show, it's so beautiful. And I do feel like I, as a human being, I have officially moved on from those canceled first shows. Like, I feel like that was something we did not stop talking about, wondering about, questioning, conspiracy theorizing, the pool and the fireworks.

And, you know, having went, I still don't understand why she couldn't get it done. But, but I feel like she's really made up for it. Like, it's clear, like she wanted to do it. She kept extending.

And I feel like the people who were affected by that cancellation like have recovered. Yeah. And if they can forgive so can I yeah so I just want to say like I make an official decree like how I've how I officially like Kristen Cavallari now like I officially am over the Adele first round of residency cancellations so much so that like we're not going to bring it up again because I feel like that's when like you like

when you're really over something like you just leave it in the past. Yeah I feel like I won't bring it up. Okay. I'm down. Especially if the residency ends like why would I be bringing it up? Yeah. Well I yeah she wouldn't be in the news if she's just like being private. I actually had forgotten about it until we were doing that like toast Patreon about our old titles. I'm like oh my god remember when that was the biggest craziest thing.

And it's actually like not that crazy. Like it was just crazy that she did it the night before. Like the concept of canceling and like wanting to push it back is not a big deal but all right now I'm talking about it again but yeah I said I wouldn't and here I am we're here to for dropped are you ready for it China consider it China she looks well I am there are very few people I am as happy for as I am for Angela I feel like she doesn't even go by black china anymore she goes by her government name she got all the filler from her body removed she removed all of her tattoos she stopped drinking she's sober she is like much more

of an active mom she has found Christ like I think it's seriously watching her journey and you can tell you look at her she looks so healthy I'm so happy for I am rooting for her so hard from the sidelines I'm not like leaving comments on her Instagram you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story oh no oh my god sorry is it the fifth and final story that's brought to you by minted yes whether you're decorating your home throwing a party or sending love through the mail minted offers unique design forward stationery art and home decor designed by independent artists from all around the world. So when it comes to holiday cards, Minted is for the swirlies.

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for 20% off your first order. Thank you for your order, Tartar. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story, a little more podcast news. Let's just shout out to the podcasters who are keeping the country going this week. That is something I actually meant to bring up at the top of the episode, that the election season was long and whatever. But it's really been very interesting to watch podcasting,

which has been, we know, like an important medium for us. But to see it really be taken so seriously and have such an impact on people, I was very proud to be a podcaster. I was too. And I'm shocked that Trump won even though he didn't come on the toast. I mean, it's insane. That was shocking.

Because obviously we're so influential. He was able to cinch it. It's true. It's true. Without the toaster constituency. Oh man, I'm going to miss these jokes, Turt. I'm going to miss them. To be honest, I'm not.

I feel like we are just skirting around landmines these days. Like, I will not miss everyone's sort of tense energy. And, like, I get it. There's a lot at stake. But the tense energy of, like, just trying to, like, make people laugh, like, I will not miss that at all. Yeah. But we've had a good time.

No, we have. We really have. We've made it our own. We've made it about us which is all you can expect from swirlies like ourselves. And we've really made it our own. Yeah. As best as we could in only a way that we can. However Teddy Mellencamp she is actually the Erica Girardi of this election cycle. It's so true. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the presidential elections are inextricably linked. It makes you think. It does make you think. So she is speaking out on her podcast after filing for divorce. Speaking out.

I don't know about speaking out, but she's speaking, period. Because Tamara on their podcast, Two Teas in a Pod, Tamara asked Teddy how she's doing after announcing the divorce. She said, I'm doing all right. She said, at this point, I'm obviously only going to share what I shared on social media. And I just am trying, I don't even know how to say this eloquently, but I'm just trying my hardest to make sure that my kid's privacy is protected right now and that we're able to have all these conversations. I just didn't want it to blow up. And for anybody

that's curious why I would have posted it, posted a statement, it's because when your name is recognizable and you file in the court system, it becomes public. And tamra chimed in to discourage people from literally that's so something i would say like you guys wanted to know my brother's apple as a celebrity but it's true i mean her last name could it be more recognizable no it's true and there are people whose jobs it is at tmz to like sitter literally look through la county court talks to see what the celebrities are up to whether they're being sued they're getting divorced they're getting married somebody died like that's literally how they find out. Yeah, and like a melon camp can't just slip through the cracks.

Oh, I always forget about like the legacy beyond Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. John Cougs. Yeah, so Tamara noted this is a very sensitive subject and Teddy said, yeah, and I know I'm going to keep working on feeling my best so that I can show up for the best for my kids and my life and my work. I mean, that's the biggest thing for me right now got a little friend from Jack and Diane two American kids growing in

the hot land I think that's Tom Petty Jackie's gonna be oh my god are you kidding me Jackie like seriously stop it's not are you sure Jackie's gonna be a football star Claudia Diane sitting in the back of Jackie's car. Jackie, it's John Cougar Mellencamp. Everybody knows that. Jack and Diane. Jack is John.

Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right. Of course I'm right and I only know that because Luke Holmes covered that song and then one day I was like,

maybe I should listen to the original and the OG slaps. I just want to say, has anyone ever seen John Mellencamp and Tom Petty in the same room?

Just saying. I don't think they have because I'm pretty sure Tom Petty's dead. Like don't quote me on that they're the same person actually I don't see that at all like if I were to say John Cougar is like I gotta add the Cougar always that's his name I know but like you could say it without it like I could but that oh you want to know why because there's that Keith Urban song John Deere John Cougar John 316 yeah yeah yeah yeah that's why I say it because of Keith Urban Deere John Cougar John 316 that's not the tune football star that song is so good and then also Jake Owen the country music

star did like a he did like a cover of Jack and Diane he did a cover he like he sampled the chorus yeah and that's actually how I first discovered the song of Jack and Diane. He didn't do a cover. He like he sampled the chorus. Extrapolated it. Yeah. And that's actually how I first discovered the song. Of Jack and Diane? Yeah. Like because it's a million years ago. Somebody showed me that song. Oh yeah. Life goes on. Long after the thrill

of living is gone. See I knew you would know that one. What? I knew you knew the song. I know the song in my bones. I just thought it was Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Well you would know that one. What? No, I know the song in my bones. I just thought it was Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Well, you would be wrong. Oh, Claudia, let's give it one more shot. Okay.

Okay. And I just want to say, based on our results yesterday, we actually were so equally off both times. Yeah, we didn't predict. Based on our results, you would have thought it was a tie. We didn't predict the election. Okay, I'm going to try and do something different than I did yesterday. Yeah, we didn't predict. Based on our results, you would have thought it was a tie. We didn't predict the election. Okay, I'm actually gonna, I'm gonna try and do something different

than I did yesterday. Yeah, you go a little high. I'm staying where I am. Can you bring yours down a little bit? No, this is it. You think this is it? Crushed it? This is what we're sending

to the American people today. Is it love or is it heartbreak? We won't know. Okay. It's time for Dear Toasters all week, the advice segment. Where Jax and I try to do our best to give advice to the swirlies in need.

If you ever want to write in to us, you know, you can do that. It's two different ways. One, if you head to thetoastpodcast.com, you scroll down, there's a little Dear Toasters submission box, totally anonymous. If you want to send us an email, you can do that. It's deartoasters at gmail.com. Here's what the swirlies are currently getting into. And Godspeed to the swirlies. Hello, Jax and Turd.com. Here's what the Swirlys are currently getting into and Godspeed to the Swirlys.

Hello, Jax and Turd. Hello. My boyfriend and I have been dating for two years. We live together. We're in a very serious relationship. We often talk about getting married. So naturally, like many women,

I went on Pinterest to find a ring style that I liked. When I showed it to him thinking it would be like a cute moment, he said, I'll get whatever ring I want because I'm the one proposing and you don't get any say.

Basically saying like, I should just be grateful to get a ring at all. And it really upset me because every girl's dream is her wedding ring. Am I wrong for feeling this way? Should I just be grateful that he's talking about proposing at all? Hell.

I just feel like there's a nicer way to say it. And I mean, it just speaks to a potentially larger. Is this the first out of pocket thing he ever said to you? Well, then there might be something deeper, like maybe as a family heirloom and he's like trying to like make it seem good to you. But there I am.

The overall sentiment of like, I want to pick out the ring that I want for you. I don't hate. However, especially if there is an heirloom in the mix. However, like why did he say it like that? This is one of those situations where it's really hard not to just jump to pushing the button, break up with your boyfriend. Right.

Because he sounds like an ass. Now, maybe you just wrote it that way, like, for brevity's sake, and that's not exactly what he said. Or perhaps you're really used to being spoken to like this. And I'm here to tell you, like, anyone who speaks to you like that, like, is not your man.

Like, that is not your husband. So I, let's discuss this Is not your man. Like that is not. Your. Your husband. So. I. Let's. Let's discuss this. As if she did accurately. Translate what he. Like this is exactly.

What he said. Which is. He's a piece of work. And he's probably a piece of work. In other areas. And he's a problem. Then. Then he's got a problem.

I'll get whatever ring I want. Because I'm the one proposing. And you don't get any say. With a quote. So. I mean. It's a quote. Is there a nice way of. Of saying. I'll get whatever wing I want. And you don't get any say with a quote so I mean there's a quote is there a nice way of say I'll get whatever wing I want and you don't have any say and Jackie even if like he does you know really want to surprise her and yada yada someone coming to you with like a picture

like okay say like okay cool yeah no okay what if he already bought the ring and this was him like being defensive and nervous so I would have to know the person right like so you need to read the situation like is this a frequent way of him communicating because then that's an issue it was this totally out of the blue yeah then maybe like you like made him nervous and he has the thing in his pocket like that's possible and I just want to say the idea that a man would buy a ring without input from his own fiance and it's his it's like he's going to take the lead on it I it's not my preferred method but I don't hate it yeah I mean it's I don't have a preference either way I just my concern is like how you're being spoken to yes by your man like yeah and then the concept in general if she doesn't get say over her ring and it's something every girl dreams of her wedding ring I don't think that that has to be that way is what I'm saying about just that I guess if I had a preference

like you know you I mean some people really genuinely want to be completely surprised so if you want that like you can't have say in your ring no but she doesn't she wants to have say in her ring but what do you think about a man who's like I want to get you I'm picking this out for you it's my token of my love for you. What are you, a girl? It's our thing, fuck off. Is it our thing? I feel like that's kind of the new thing.

Men used to surprise propose to women all the time. No, back in the day, they didn't surprise propose. It was all heirlooms. Now rings are so customizable, right? Everybody has a shape that they like and a band that they like and they like halos. No, you can't compare it to back in the day because most jewelry was passed down. you didn't have a choice like now

it's such an industry and everybody like it's a thing you're like kind of raised to like have a dream ring and a dream wedding like I think a man who's insisting on him designing and choosing it like okay why I don't like that especially like it should be up to the girl like if she wants to have a say then she gets to say if she doesn't want to have a say she wants to be genuinely surprised like he can go ask her mom or her friends you know I think this I think like the real issue here is the communication not the ring and so I feel like maybe you needed someone to tell you that like that's a really like um gross way to be spoken to especially especially about something so joyful. Yeah. So I would look into that, honestly, before anything else.

All right. Hey. Hey, Gargi Pargi girls. I need some help with an awkward situation I experienced this week. I go to bed quite early because of my work schedule. And my boyfriend, whom I live with, goes to bed much later than me. The other night I was trying to sleep and I kept hearing a strange noise. I tracked it to our garage.

And when I opened the door, I found my boyfriend sitting there singing extremely loud. Obviously, I startled him, but he got so weird about it. I kept asking him what he was doing, and he finally told me that sometimes he just feels like singing, and he doesn't want to wake me up, so he does it in the garage. Is this strange behavior, or am I the one being weird about it? I also like to sing, and he has a great voice. But singing in the garage at night is weird, right? Thanks, girlies. Love you.

It's weird and cute, and it could either just be like it's not weird marry this man like the cutest most pure hobby or like you could you know it could be not not good no i'm sorry this is really sweet like he's obviously embarrassed that like singing is something he like has a passion for because like that you know in this day and age we're like what are you troy bolton you know it's like what are you gay like that's what you say about boys who sing. Like, so he's been. He's a man. He has been, you know, beaten down by the patriarchy.

And he has to hide his feelings. And I'm sorry, this man is so sweet. If you don't marry him, I will. Like, I love him. It is sweet. And by the way, it's also considerate. Like, going into the garage, you're asleep. And you know what?

If I had a partner who went to bed at like 6 o'clock and I didn't go to bed till like 10 like I'll be so bored yeah I might start singing in the garage too like that's really cute no I love it as long as he's not like covering up for something else you know yeah but she she caught him like if he was covering up if he was you know burying a body he would be he was singing so it's so cute I actually could cry it's so cute I love him I have for the first time i have nothing bad to say about your man like marry him yeah and marry this man to come out of the garage like why can't he sing during the day why doesn't he yeah encourage him encourage him to sing in the light yeah let him know it's okay and you love to hear his voice i love that that's that's

actually really good like he has to sing in the garage. Yeah, you should sign him up for an open mic. Yeah, this is his dream. What's his dream? To sing in the garage? No, to sing. So sign him up for an open mic at a local pub. Yeah. Help him.

No, I love him so much. Whenever a man has a sweet hobby, we need to harness and protect that. Yeah. Except for that guy last week who wrote it about his husband, like who does stand up comedy and he stings. Like don't harness. Don't protect. Yeah, don't protect.

All right. Our third and final. Hey, girly swirly whirly pops. I'm in a dilemma and I need your help. I always go to bed before my boyfriend. He doesn't come up to bed until hours later and I'm already asleep. The other night he came to bed and I'm still awake. Yeah.

The other night he came to bed. I was still awake just laying there a theme here. Yeah. The other night he came to bed, I was still awake just laying there, so he thought I was asleep. He went on my side of the bed, crouched down, and got on my phone. I had nothing to hide, so I let him go through it. It had been over five minutes, so I finally said, what are you doing on my phone? He replied, I'm just checking to make sure you set your alarm.

I let it go and went to bed, but the next morning I checked my screen time and it showed he was on my messages and my call app for over two minutes each. I confronted him. He said it must have been a mistake now I'm wondering how often he's checking my alarm should I keep pushing it or let it go dirty dog dirty dog that is so icky yeah checking your alarm like a boyfriend or a husband boyfriend goodbye yeah if you don't have trust you have nothing he doesn't trust you he doesn't trust you and now you can't trust him because he boldface lied to you he's gotta go and you know I'm not the one to push push the eject button that is so scary he doesn't trust you which is

like half of the red flag but the other half is the fact that you confronted him and he straight up lied like you have proof you've, you don't got it, sis. Sometimes I'll wake up and Ben is on my phone like in the middle of the night standing above me and he's always putting the sound machine on. Ben can't have enough,

we have the hatch on, Ben's phone sound machine and then when it's not enough for him, sometimes he puts mine on. That is crazy. And that's what wakes me up, like the sudden addition

of a new sound machine. Sorry, that's not crazy that he puts the sound machine on. I'm back at the, the girl, yeah girl yeah crouching on your phone for five minutes like and he's also just like in the business he's in the business of like sneaking around lying snooping like all of it is bad all of it all of it how dumb does he think you are like unless like he's like maybe maybe accidentally sending you a text leaving you love notes maybe accidentally send you a text that was like a big surprise about your engagement so he went on your phone to delete it and then you know maybe got a little interested I would go back like a couple of weeks and see if

your phone gets screen time while you're asleep any other nights was this the first time or the last time yeah because he won't do it now that he knows you're on to him. So see if, your phone saves your screen time data for like weeks. See if he. Unless there's like a good reason for this. Like he's planning a surprise party. He accidentally texted you something. If he's really like snooping in the middle of the night on your phone, like that's when your relationship is gone.

If you can't trust your partner. It's so true. No, and like you're, you know, you're whispering in dark alleys. Like no. Yeah. It's bad. I'm giving this a terminal diagnosis. no and like you're you know you're whispering in dark alleys like no yeah it's bad I'm giving this a terminal diagnosis

yeah I'm sorry this relationship is cooked it's just a boyfriend yeah it's one of many in your life don't worry about it

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