The Toast - A Farm Outside LA: Thursday, January 18th, 2024

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. A great day. A really just great day. Thursdays are so underrated, you know? Well, we appropriately rate them at the show and I don't feel like the underration falls on our shoulders. I wasn't blaming you. I wasn't blaming you. No, I feel like the work that we do

in drawing and bringing light to the days of the week and the various benefits and perils of each day, I feel like in that work we appropriately applaud Thursdays as being just a beautiful day of the week. The various benefits and perils. I completely agree. What would you say are the benefits of Thursday and the perils? Okay, not me like just not knowing that the word peril was the opposite of benefit. You truly learn something new here every day at the Toast.

I don't think it's a direct antonym, but they do have opposing meanings. I'm just gonna like, I don't know what the word peril means. Peril is like a struggle. Oh, like a tribulation? Serious and immediate danger. I really don't think like that's the right word honestly what are the serious and immediate dangers of Thursdays all right I'll tell you it's easy it's easy to like get overexcited you know it is and I think a lot of people especially in New York like Thursday's a big going out night yeah if you're in your going out if you're young

it's easy to spend it all on a Thursday night no and like you don't realize bitch like you still have to work Friday like yeah oh and if you're in college and you're like Thursday it's the start of the weekend but some people have class on Fridays right but sometimes Thursday is the best night of the week I don't know why it happens that way yeah no when I was like in my real true going out era in New York, like Thursday nights were the cool nights because like the really truly fabulous, cool, you know, successful rich people like don't have to get up on Friday. Well, that's true. But also Friday and Saturday get a little bridge and tunnel. Bridge and tunnel. Is there a worse insult? I don't think so. Is there a worse insult? No. But like I think growing up is realizing like, yeah, I have to take a tunnel to my beautiful, palatious, bucolic home.

I know. But is it worth being called bridge and tunnel? No, they used it in Gossip Girl a few times and it was cutting. It's I don't know how everyone got the memo about this insult, kind of like Captain Underpants, which is a reference to our Patreon episode yesterday that Claudia and I recorded. Captain Obvious. What the hell is Captain Underpants? Captain Underpants is which is a reference to our Patreon episode yesterday that Claudia and I recorded. Captain Obvious. What the hell is Captain Underpants?

Captain Underpants is a comic book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're showing your age, Jax. Captain Obvious. We were talking about that insult on the Patreon episode that we recorded yesterday. And it's just like this biting insult, similar to Bridge and Tunnel. It cuts. Cuts deep. Bridge and and tunnel is like such a

mean thing to say like oh and it's like it's not even a creative insult like yeah it's factual i had to take a bridge to get here like no and it's like so elitist it's like oh you don't live in the city it's like yeah i don't live in this shithole it is by rats it's so elitist it's like okay cool we like have your insult the insinuation is that if you don't live in the city and you have to take a bridge and tunnel, it's merely because you can't afford it, which just really isn't the case most of the time. Yeah.

No, there's a lot of reasons why one might not choose to live in the city. I think these days bridge and tunnel is less and less of an insult. It's like, oh, rational thinking human being. But back to the benefits and perils of Thursday, the benefits I thinkils of Thursday. The benefits, I think, are so obvious. Really, for me, the benefit of a Thursday is the hope. The hatikvah.

The hope, exactly. Of what's to come, of having something to look forward to. By the way, getting through life is just leaning on things that you're looking forward to and just holding on to them for dear life, buoying yourself to those moments, those trips, those vacations, those days off, things like that. Yeah, on a large scale. But on a small scale, it's the weekend. Yeah.

So I agree. It's the optimism, the hope, the promise of what's to come. And that's where we're at today. Where I'm at is I feel very excited. Let me tell you why. It's particularly on this Thursday. You know that I like to consider myself the head of the IT department here at The Toast. And my job over the last couple of years, especially since we went remote,

is to get our YouTube video up as quickly as possible. Like I know the YouTube girlies wait. It usually comes about an hour after the podcast goes up. I believe today, and we'll test it out. Today's the day we're testing it out. I believe I have found a way to cut our YouTube upload time in half. That's really amazing. Now, just a question.

How come we didn't know about this sooner? So I did know about it. And I learned about it when I went to the Dear Media studio because I exported using their cameras and they'd use it differently. But I was so nervous about futzing with it because we finally got- Because we've got a good thing going. The YouTube gets up by 1, 130. Like, that's not the worst thing.

And the quality is stellar. So, of course, I know there are ways to get it up faster if you want to put out a shit video, and I don't. So are you saying it's a shit video? No. That's why it took me so long to figure this out. Now, today will be day one of figuring it out. If you guys don't like it, we won't do it. But it should look exactly the same. It should look the same. It's the same specs as like I was

actually sending to you. It's the same. And I'm also excited because tomorrow is the day that like 80% of my furniture gets delivered. I got most of the stuff that I got for my new apartment from Crate and Barrel. And delivery one of three is coming tomorrow and most of it is coming. So that means, you know, rugs, coffee table, credenza, nightstands. Probably my favorite thing that I got is my nightstands. I'm just so excited.

It's very exciting. I'm doing another furniture, wave of furniture. Like my house isn't totally done. And now I was like itching to do more and then I just got super busy. exciting I'm doing another furniture wave of furniture like my house isn't totally done and now I was like itching to do more and then I just got super busy but now like there are things that I need in my daily life so I'm working with best again like I need new rugs I need to finish up some places your home's just like a little barren excuse me just a little empty and that's I feel like the lack of rugs by the way stop I love your house Jackie could I spend more time at your house you've never even been to my house okay yes I

have I was at your house more recently than you were at mine I've literally spent probably six months cumulatively at your home you actually haven't been here in a very long time oh sorry that you moved to New York for six months. What was I supposed to do, go lay in your house? No, I mean, I've been back here now for five months. Oh my God, the entitlement, the expectation. The way I just became insulted about something, so your defense mechanism is to find an insult

in something that I'm saying? Oh my God, you're being crazy, Jackie. Do you not agree that your house is just a little barren? You have no rugs. I have rugs. I'm getting a new rug. Okay, you know what? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. A little barren is a crazy thing to say about a warm, loving home that's been nothing but open and welcoming to you. Okay. She's eating her words and she doesn't know how to just say. I'm not sorry.

So I'm just shutting up because I do. I think your house is a little barren. And you just said you need more shit. Like, please, please. I can't. By the way, my house is barren too it's not a bad thing it is a bad thing why you're not not by the way even though it's not done and perfect yet it's a lovely home that you have oh my god i i can't talk to you i can't talk to you not if can't talk to you. Not if you're going to be slinging insults. Oh, my God.

I feel like all I always talk about is how your house is so great. I love your house. I can't spend enough time there. I made one little fucking comment, and now I'm the villain. And by the way, it wasn't even hurtful. It's factual. Your house is a little barren. You're not done yet.

No, it's not. You're not done. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. So, Jessica, i'm not at a hundred percent of purchases that doesn't mean a little barren and keep repeating it okay okay i think we should change this object i think so too back to the benefits and perils of it being Thursday. It's Thursday. We've got a great show.

Nothing special. You know, like no quirky segments. It's Thursday. We're sandwiched between two days with quirky segments. Today's just going to be a good old-fashioned chat fest. A girly girl chit-chat, if you will. Yeah, we have good stories. Solid again.

I would say similar to yesterday in terms of tone and tenor tone and tenor and that's all any recaps I know you're still watching the crowns so excited for you to finish so that we can get into it but we actually have royal news today so if you have any additional thoughts we'll put it in the royal news I don't really have any additional thoughts I only watched one episode I'm not like having this renaissance that you are having with it like I actually find it like somewhat difficult to get through. And I'm just like waiting for the episodes to be over. What's the consensus from people about how this season is? I heard people loved it. I think people just love the show and they really tied it

up nice in a bow. But I just find it like a little, first of all, boring. Second of all, like cringe. I don't know. I'm just like not loving it. What's cringe? I'm up to the part with, by the way, William. William's like cringe. What did he do?

He just had that outburst in the library. Oh. Cringe. Yeah. That wasn't great. And I wonder if that really happened because it's kind of central to Kate and William's storyline. Yeah, no, and then it's like Kate doesn't want to date the king of England,

but her mom is making her. Like, I can't. I'm sure she wanted to, please. Who wouldn't? Yeah, no, I think she had a crush on him as a girl. I actually thought the way that they dealt with all that, because it's true that it's not an accident that they met, and as much as her mother could socially engineer it, she did, not in a nefarious way you know what I mean yeah but also it would be

unrealistic for any girl her age who any girl her age could not have had everyone everyone did not a big crush on him right right but when her mom was like he just needs a nice normal girl like it wasn't like she didn't have bad intentions even though like that sort of social it looks like social climbery yeah it there is that element but it's not in a nefarious usurious way like yeah she wants the best for both of them it's kind of sweet And I thought that they handled it really well. But it's like. Okay. There is this back story.

It's not all as serendipitous as it looks. No. Like she literally followed him to all of these programs. Yeah. But. It's still cute. And it can still be cute. I also didn't think that Kate was cast.

Amazingly. She does start to look more and more like Kate. But at first. I'm like. Who? Who? I didn't know we were supposed Kate, but at first I'm like, who? I didn't know we were supposed to be watching Kate. I was like confused. Well,

there's two different actresses. Oh, like I'm pretty sure there was that one scene where she runs into William and Diana. I'm not talking about that. Okay. And then it turns into the actress who plays Kate. And at first I thought she wasn't the right casting either,

but then she really grew on me, the actress to the point where like, they're kind of indistinguishable. wow yeah so just wait just wait for Kate um so I didn't watch a lot of tv I went to bed super early I'm you know battling this little tickle in my throat I'm sure you guys can hear it and it's getting worse so I needed like lots and lots of sleep and had this crazy dream about me Theo Ben and Ariel Chardas a fellow cab lover yeah we were like running around town because I lost my bag and everyone was helping me and then turns out Ben had it this cab driver was yelling at me classic stuff classic I mean he literally has your bag right now oh my god so true how's he

doing out there on the west coast best coast good he took another trip this time he went to Bloomingdale's he needed some more clothing because he was invited to play basketball with some you know some boys and he needed basketball shorts and i think it all went well i think it all went well and then he got i was facetiming with him yesterday the last time i was in la i've been dreaming about this piece of food and all the jewish girlies told me like you have to go try lenny's casita it's like a great Mexican restaurant but they created like a Crunchwrap Supreme that's totally kosher when I don't even think I would like a Crunchwrap Supreme it's like not what I crave but I got like a Crunchwrap

Supreme yes but you know I got it I tried it out this shit was so fucking good it was enormous like I swear to god I licked every last grain of rice off my fingers so good I've been thinking about it recently and when Ben was going to LA I'm like you have to go get it so he facetimed me and ate it and it was like honestly it was healing did he like it as much as you did loved he should try and remake it at home oh my god I love that idea yeah you don't take advantage of Ben's culinary skills enough at all actually and you just have to make you like minute rice in the microwave no but he's a chef he could look at that and remake it that's what he does I absolutely love that idea brilliant beyond brilliant idea

yeah I'm really excited for you oh my god I can't wait for Ben to come home put him to work totally and then he can master it and he can come make it for everyone yeah yeah yeah when we come to your beautiful and full home he can make it for everyone oh my the kids would love it i love so much fun so much fun so much fun beautiful full home and then do you want to go back there? Why do you want to go back there? I'm trying to correct it. I'm trying to correct that.

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that are out on January 26th. So Kim previously had KKW Beauty, and then it was taken off the market, reformulating, and then she got divorced. So it's like, is it still gonna be KKW? And now she's coming back with her makeup under the Skin Umbrella, which is her high-end skincare company.

So this will be Skin by Kim makeup. I think this is great for a multitude of reasons. One, people really, like there was a cult following for a lot of her products, specifically her lip products, like her liners. So her bringing it back, people really wanted. And her first products being lip products is really, really smart. I also think this is going to give Skakin kind of like the boost it needed Skakin made like some waves

when it first launched it was exciting and I feel like seriously I can't imagine more than five people place an order a day like I just feel like it really fell off the face of the planet so I think her makeup being under there will boost the whole company, give it like a whole fresh lift. And I like the idea because when I read the brand, like the makeup description, it's like a skincare first makeup company. And I think that's like a new trend where it's like, we're not putting harsh chemicals. It's clean.

It's good for your skin. It's foundation. That's also skincare. So it's very trendy. And I actually think this is like kind of brilliant. No, I think the way that it's branded and like being under the skin umbrella, like saves Skakin and brings back Kim makeup under a new name. That's not really new. You don't have to introduce a new brand. I think it's all pretty. Oh, and then it fixes the problem of KKW. Of course. Yeah. So I think it's very smart and Kim makeup makes a lot of sense. It always has

made sense more so even than high-end skincare. Yes. I think a lot of people like quake over the fact that they both, Kylie and Kim, like have major makeup companies. Like, is that not considered, you know, weird or we're competitive, but they're both now owned like 50% each by the same conglomerate, Cody. And I just don't really feel like they care. No, I think when they first came out at similar times, when Kim like launched a makeup company right after Kylie's was so successful, that was the time when it was like, oh, will this be weird? And then they moved forward and it wasn't weird.

And if you're really into makeup, like you can see that there are stark differences between the vibes of both brands. And people buy so much makeup. It's such a huge market. And they're two of the biggest faces in beauty. So true. It's not that crazy when you think about it. No, you're totally right.

And especially like in the vibes being so different. I feel like Kylie's is very much like a color pop, like a little wacky, very like fun, young, bright, bold colors type of makeup. And Kim, especially with this new launch, it's very nude. Like the makeup palette is completely nude. The lips are all nude. That's so her. She's like bronze contour, brown queen, like red and the bliner, everything.

And I do feel like that's very much like where the beauty community and like the beauty trends are going is more of the Kim direction. Sometimes Kylie's products do feel a little outdated, but I know she just launched a foundation yesterday and she had recently done a concealer. So I do feel like she's moving out of that like ColourPop 2016 like rave girl vibe makeup and more towards like a clean girl dewy aesthetic yeah she definitely is and I also when I think of their brands I think of Kylie's makeup is like for a younger girl and Kim's like is a more mature look so I think when you get into the weeds there are

differences but of course like from the zooming out it's like they're the same looking person and they have makeup lines. At a glance. Yeah, but it's not like that. And I think there's enough of the pie to go around. I do also think KKW fragrances will be rolled into this as well. I think she said that in her video, which doesn't make as much sense. No. But her fragrances also had like a crazy cult following.

So she's got to bring it back. You know, she's a businesswoman. Yeah, and she's got to bring back the body foundations. She does. That's my favorite product of hers. Wow, by the way, the cultural impact those products had. Like remember when she was showing MJ's hands? Mm-hmm.

That was like, and the brush like that was the craziest time was it the craziest time yes yes like I remember where I was when it happened you know yeah even though I actually didn't really end up liking the product it got all over my clothing oh I love it do you still have it you can't like wear it on underneath clothes not that you would you wear it when your skin is showing yeah but it's a game changer like for someone if you have like veiny skin whatever your everyone has their own issues but it like it's totally like an airbrush effect just getting it off was kind of annoying but it was worth it because you had such a great look she's really had so many like iterations of her brands and it does feel like

she's like downsizing a little bit only in the sense that she doesn't need five different companies for different beauty products like kkw fragrance kkw beauty skakin skims like so many different now it's like really she skims and skakin yeah and i think eventually maybe in like five years skin by kim beauty especially if the Kim Beauty part takes off, like it could morph into just Kim Beauty for everything. Yeah. And maybe they scale back some of the skincare and beef up. Because Kim Beauty could also encompass fragrance. Yes.

Yes. And that's just a nice name. It's interesting. None of the girls have really ever done hair. They had Kardashian hair. I know. You know, Olivia still uses their hairbrush. Olivia has a hairbrush that's literally from the 19th century. She refuses to change it and it's KKW hair.

And we growing up we all like shared a bottle of hairspray in our bathroom and it was this huge bottle of KKW. No. Kardashian hair. Hair. Yeah. That was when they just did licensing deals. That shit was good by the way It was good

But I'm surprised None of them Even though like hair care Is not huge And I guess they're like Really close with Jen Atkin Who does Way

And Way like kills it I mean Mario has makeup Oh I guess Yeah yeah Everyone has something A lot of people It is surprising That they don't do

More hair care Even just like a hairspray. A lot of people were. Ultra clutch hairspray. Ultra clutch hairspray, whoa. That's me. He's Cardi Collins. What was I going to say?

You're saying a lot of people. What was I going to say? You're saying a lot of people. Are pointing out like that a lot of Kim's new makeup products in terms of just like color, story, are really similar to some of Mario's products. Well, that makes perfect sense to me because he does her makeup and they like the same thing. Yeah, like she popularized the look that he created.

Right. So it would be weird if their makeup products weren't similar. Yeah. And Mario does really well. Yeah. It would be incongruous. Has Kim ever sold her makeup products in store? Because Kylie's in Ulta, but neither of them are in Sephora.

Was KKW in Ulta? Yeah. I'm getting a yes. I'm sure it'll be back there again. Yeah. So very exciting for the beauty community. I actually need to buy more lipsticks in general. I feel like I've lost all of mine.

So true. And I don't know. I'm wearing like an old Kylie today, but the oldies are the best. This is like angel. I'm wearing the Kylie that you left here. That is quite literally my favorite product. I have a problem where like if I put on lipstick, it's gone in a minute. It's gone in a minute.

What color is that? This you're going to have to scrub off with a Brillo pad. I believe it's Posy. Oh, that's Posy? A classic. Wait. I feel like it's not Posy. It's not.

Hold on. Angel? Yeah, it's Posy K. Posy K is a gorgeous pink. Everybody, in the words of Taylor Swift, like, everybody moved on. I stayed there. Everybody moved on from, like, these matte liquid lipsticks. It's, like, so 2018 when we were wearing chokers.

When you, like, talk for a living and you need to be on camera for a full hour and you need your lipstick not to move. I got home yesterday. I did a workout. I went to get Botox to Dr. Gizzi. I came back. This shit was still on. No, I know. I'm went to get Botox to Dr. Gizzi I came back this shit was still on no I know I'm wearing a matte liquid lip too I'm wearing angel and I love this color is from

an old holiday collection and then she made it mainstream but now she changed all her colors like none of the classics are there but what's so funny is you always like clown on Kylie cosmetics you're like it's old and trendy and she hasn't done anything great in a while and every time I bring a product to the studio you steal it the butter the bomb i just want to say i didn't you left these here no no but okay you make it your own you could leave i could leave something there and be like oh that crap jackie left but instead i'm never getting him back take him take him what color is that bomb that's the best color Kylie of course I was like Kylie by Kylie 808 Kylie so yeah I gotta get some more lipsticks and I leave them all there yeah no I'm kind of in my lip liner and like a bomb era that's like what all the kids on TikTok are doing so I'm just like young and you know I'm trendy like that extremely

Kim also posted a video of her offices that had people buzzing because she made like a viral trendy video showing what she has in her office which is like a 3D mold of her plane and her brain she has a tanning bed okay let's talk about the tanning bed that really shocked me me too the this the the video for those who like aren't acclimated with tiktok culture is this trend where you're like it started being like i'm a girl of course i'm gonna have two dinners like things that are like girly and then people started changing it like me and ben did one like we're married of course we're gonna blah blah and so hers was i'm a kardashian of course i have a tanning bed in my office I'm a Kardashian of course I have a model

of my brain in my plane on my desk and it just was a way for her to like show off all the kind of crazy things that she has in her office yeah and just create buzz for her office where her company Skin by Kim Beauty very smart what was more shock not more shocking the tanning bed was the most shocking but then like moved on and apparently it's good for psoriasis treatment yeah because a lot of people were like no fucking way like that's actual like 90s shit but she is obsessed with being tan I know but like we see her with spray tans all the time I feel like she's mastered the spray tan I don't honestly like I don't know I don't know But having the custom Rick Owens. Furniture. Everything.

Walls. Everything. Like how expensive is that? Like isn't this a business? But like Kim is so rich. Like that's nothing for them. I guess. And I'm sure maybe he even just like did it for fun and for free.

For that video that we're all now talking about Rick Owens. And now it's just like in the background of everything. Yeah. What else? I loved she has a mold of her Kim Air airplane. A model, excuse me. And also a model of her brain. She had like the big TV screens with all her campaigns.

Oh, yeah. She had, you know, a hallway with every. Cover. Framed magazine cover she's ever done. Yeah. It was cute. It ended with, of course, I'm going to, I'm Kim Kardashian, of course I'm going to launch 15 lip liners, all different shades of nude.

So, you know, bringing it back, selling product. I imagine the launch will go, or if it went, well. Yeah. I know it hasn't gone yet. January 26. Love. I think it'll go well. It's true well too yeah are you ready for our next story exciting sports entertainment news s-e-n the super bowl pregame performers have been announced pregame as in star spangled banner america the beautiful and lift every voice

and sing no fucking way wait by the way, is it Usher or Halftime? Yes, Usher, Halftime, we know. National Anthem will be sung by Reba McEntire. No, I love. Wait, by the way, I've low-key never heard Reba sing. I know. I don't love it, but I hope it's good and I'm open to changing my tune,

but that's not the name on everybody's lips when it comes to who should sing the national anthem. Honestly, it's also really hard to beat what Chris Stapleton just did. Like that's the blueprint now. That's the bar. Oh, no, I feel like there's so many. I hope she does amazing and that I'm wrong. I'm not even saying anything.

Just that like I agreed. I don't know what her singing voice really sounds like. And I think she has like a lovely country twang voice. But like you need to have like a powerhouse. I want to be blown away. I want tears in my eyes. Goosebumps on my skin. This is a song for like the Jennifer Hudsons of the world.

People with huge voices. Yeah. It's such a hard song to sing yeah so we'll see interesting we'll see okay then america the beautiful will be sung by post malone what yeah okay and lift every voice and sing will be sung by andre day okay see that's a perfect casting andra Day. Thank you so much. Like that's obviously someone understanding the assignment. Her voice is amazing. Amazing. She would be amazing on the national anthem. You know who we need to sing the national anthem?

Who? Cynthia Erivo. I feel like she has. I feel like she actually has too but like not at the Super Bowl. Let me google it. Like at it like a important sports game but at the Super Bowl let me google it like at it like a important sports game but not the Super Bowl you know yes I feel like it actually could have been the Super Bowl though I feel like I would remember that oh my god first link Cynthia Erivo messed up USA anthem first link Cynthia Erivo apologizes after forgetting the words to the U.S. national anthem. I just want to say, I don't think that's like an offense worth apologizing for. Like you made a mistake. It's fine.

No, I think it's worth apologizing. You had one job. No, I mean, like it's not, I'm saying it's not like a thing you do with bad intentions. No, oh no, but you can make a mistake without being bad intentioned. I feel like that's what a lot of mistakes are. Yeah, that's what a mistake is. Yeah, still doesn't a mistake is. Yeah. Still, it doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize.

Like, depends what it is, but like... Eh. Or you just go down as someone who messed up the National Anthem and didn't give a hoot. By the way, who hasn't? Messed up the National Anthem? Chris Stapleton. Yeah, Whitney Houston.

Lady Gaga. Pink. But who has? Fergie. Fer, Whitney Houston. Lady Gaga. Pink. But who has? Fergie. Fergie, wait. Melissa Gorga. Christina Aguilera has. I believe Jessica Simpson has.

Yeah, it happens. It's not like. It happens. You don't need to go to jail, but just be like, oops, sorry. I think she could still. Maybe that being on her record is why they haven't chosen her. Yeah.

And that would make sense. It's the biggest stage. Give her another chance. It's the biggest stage for the anthem. But also a lot of arenas, like on the Jumbotron, put the lyrics up for everyone. No, I know.

That's why, and it's like if you're struggling to remember, if you know that maybe you don't know it, like down pat, which is understandable and some of the words are like. maybe you don't know it like down pat, which is understandable. And some of the words are like. Like repetitive. And it's like, wait, what did they say there?

We just like kind of muscle memory saying it, but it's like, what's the actual word? Hannah Montana. You could get a, like a prompter. Yeah, of course. But it's also like the nerves. Yeah. Hannah Montana messed it up, right?

Did she? There was an episode where she messed it it up I think at a basketball game or something yeah that's it's just not great not like the biggest worst thing you could do but you know a lot of people want to hear a great national anthem this lineup is unique it is unique I feel like it's always underwhelming when we announce who it is you know what i mean yeah it's never like banger banger banger people who would just like be amazing no questions asked it's also hard to get three big stars because like the big one the headliner is the national anthem and if you're a mega star and they're not offering you that like you're not going to do one of the two loser-y songs. I don't know I feel like I don't even need a big star because sometimes the biggest stars don't have

the best voices they're just like the best performers. I just want a gorgeous voice on the ones and twos. You know who hasn't done it who I feel like could do like a really interesting version? Miley. Yeah. She has like a rockery voice and she can really like sing big. Yeah, she can sing big. But the thing is, I don't want an interesting version, generally speaking. But Chris Stapleton's wasn't traditional.

No, it wasn't. Right. And it brought tears to my eyes. Yeah. Like, if you're going to do an interesting version, it's got to be like Chris Stapleton or else it's Fergie. No, the thing is, you're going to do an interesting version, it's gotta be like Chris Stapleton or else it's Fergie. No, the thing is you're going to do an interesting version and you're either

going to be a Fergie or Chris Stapleton. There's really no in between. So you have to be really confident in your version. That Miley could do an interesting version. That would be beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited for the Superbowl.

We're going to be together, right? Yeah. And I'm so excited. Party on my. We're going to be together, right? Yeah. And I'm so excited. Party at my place. Yeah. What are you making? Maybe Ben can make us our Crunchwrap Supreme.

For sure. Last year, I made nachos that were so good from the Magnolia Table recipe book. Oh, I never knew I liked nachos so much. The thing is, I don't really fuck with nachos. No, there's nothing not to like, Claudia. It's taco meat, actually, on top of chips. That's it.

Oh, okay. But there's like cheese and olives. I don't like olives, so I don't use them. There is cheese, but I can, you like cheese. What's wrong with cheese? Cheese is fine. Salsa? Not a lot of cheese.

Actually, like when I was in Mexico, Tinks, my sister in Christ, was eating nachos. And I went to taste it. It was disgusting. Like so much cheese. No, I won't use so much. And Joanna, she's got the ratio down. Just trust the process, la.

Okay, so you're going to make. Oh, this is such a fun conversation. You're going to make nachos. Ben's going to make a Crunchwrap Supreme. Okay. Oh my God. You know what we actually really should do and Patreon it? Chili.

Well, yes. But have you seen like people that do chili like on their island? They like lay. Like a chili board? Yeah, but it takes up their whole island. And they lay tinfoil down. They cover their entire island in tinfoil.

Uh-huh. And they like put chips, chili, like veggies, guac. They like make like a whole. Like a big board. It's kind of like nachos too, but it's chili. Yeah. Oh, maybe they do nachos actually. Yeah.

Fuck, I don't like nachos. I just told you, you're going to like, I'm going to make turdy style nachos. Okay, I also think we should make like mini grilled cheeses. Okay. You don't love that? No, like you, why mini? Because like I don't want to eat a whole grilled cheese and I'll get full and I won't be able to eat all the other things you're making yeah Super Bowl food is kind of hard because it's like you make the

the nachos and you've got the chips and guac out and all these things but it's like okay but what's for dinner all of it like you're not gonna make likeisket. No, it's like some people then also order pizza. What about like brisket sliders? Yum. Because our brisket was so good. It was good. But I do think we'll be full. And honestly, chili.

Like chili is the name on everybody's lips for the Super Bowl. And it can be an appetizer, it can be a dip, it can be a main course. Maybe I should like go on a chili fast. So I can be like really excited for the chili at the Superbowl. Totally. And maybe some cornbread. Okay, wait.

And who is going to make the chili? You or Ben? I am. Okay. Because the, you haven't had my chili. We just had Ben's chili. Ben is making the Crunchwrap Supremes.

Okay. So I'm going to make the chili. Love. Yeah. You know what I'm going to do instead of having Ben, now that I've like spoken about this kosher restaurant in LA that everyone should go to, it's so good. Maybe they could just like freeze dry some and send them to me

so I can like have them in my house. Or maybe they could like go on Gold Belly. Yes, exactly. But I think Ben could do a good job. No, for sure. But it'll never be the same. And I really, I want that one. Yeah. So I would like I want that one. Yeah.

So I would like 10 Crunchwrap Supremes, like, free stride and sent to my home. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Three. Oh, wow. Yeah, we're moving slow. We are moving slow.

But these last three are quick. Quickies. And I have nowhere to be. And our video's going to upload so fucking fast. Oh, and by the way I believe because of this new way we now have more time on our cards I think we might have like two two and a half hours instead of an hour 35 no but I think an hour 35 is like I agree it's it was the limit for a reason I know I agree And it's not like it's a weekly show.

Right. In a day. By the way, if we did weekly episodes, I think our episodes would be three hours. Yeah. Maybe. It would still be Fast Five. But it would be hardy stories. But I don't think we could just do five stories.

We'd have to do the Fast Fifteen. The Fast Fifteen. The Fast Fifteen. And then we should break it up five a day right can I just say like how annoyed I am to not have a voice it's like really pissing me off it's not as bad as it was oh you think it's getting better 100% I didn't even notice it oh oh okay also I got Botox yesterday I know don rub it in. Some of us are wrinkly. But I did something that I think you'd be proud of because I've been talking to you.

Your lip filler? I didn't get lip filler. I've been talking to you a lot in private about how like with my weight loss, like I have a new smile and it's pissing me off. It's so ugly. It's so gummy. I look like a Disney adult, like with big gums,

like and I don't like it. That was mean. I'm sorry. That was mean. I'm sorry. That was mean. So what did you do? So I asked Dr. Giese what I should do, and she was like, before we do anything extreme, let's just try this.

And by the way, so fucking painful. I almost fainted. I mean, everything is painful for you. No, no, no. This was next level. And she told me it was going to be painful. What was it? Just a little bit of Botox, like right under my nostril.

Why? Oh, so that your lip doesn't curl it will relax my lip when I smile and my lip won't you know fold in on itself when I smile she was also like it's possible like that your face is different like you don't really know how to smile anymore because I used to smile so hard I don't know why no but maybe like you were smiling really hard, but it kind of like looked normal because there was like, the structure of your face was different. Now when you smile so hard, it's like, it's just a lot of teeth. Okay.

Now, sound off in the comments, which smile do you like best? Because I've been working through it, okay? Show us your smile right now, even though the Botox probably hasn't taken effect. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, ready? This is the one I think I'm going working through it. Show us your smile right now, even though the Botox probably hasn't taken effect. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, ready? This is the one I think I'm going to go with.

But when, it's like when you, when you have to think about your smile and not just do it. Yeah, just go. So unnatural. Okay. That's classic turdy. Okay. But sometimes I go a little too hard. This is number two.

That's, okay. That's like if you're taking a picture where you genuinely are feeling that way but you know you should never be putting on that smile okay and then sometimes I do this like a classic so I think number one but sound off in the comments one two or three yeah but we also have to wait for the nostril talks to kick in well yeah but this is like the worst it's gonna be so we can only get better yeah but all of those smiles looked good but I know the smile you're talking about like I know that there is a problem this is literally when a date with Tad Hamilton when she has like seven smiles oh yeah but those are all like natural yeah yeah I know she doesn't have the problems that I we all have three smiles like one which

is classic two which is overexcited sometimes it calls for it or and then three Mary-Kate and Ashley I love your number one it was gorgeous do it again so cute and honestly like I love smiling I'm not a miserable cunt like I smile all the time because I'm filled with joy and I bring joy to others and I'm hysterical and I'm just always laughing. So this is like a big problem for me. It's not like I'm, if I was miserable and depressed, like my smile changing, it wouldn't matter because I'm never smiling. I smile at least a hundred times a day.

Mm. But you're not worried about your IRL smile. Like when you smile, when turdy smiles. In a dark, when turdies smile in a dark winter when you smile just in life like it's a beautiful warm thing no it's not like it's gotten ugly no the issue is your picture smile we're working on your picture smile right all of them i think your everyday in conversation, you know, not captured smile, your smile in motion is beautiful. Did we ever get to the third story?

No. We started talking about how we were going slow. You became determined to like elongate the episode. Oh, that's so funny. I really didn't. You're so natural. No, you could see the wheels. Everything comes naturally.

You could see all the wheels like turning and and this is how we ended up talking about winter these smiles and aren't you glad yeah okay our next story we have to get to because it's what everyone's buzzing about because people are saying that jacob olordy and olivia jade have broken up for the second time and i don't know why everyone like now, now we all just believe Us Weekly. Like, I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm certainly not going to believe it wholeheartedly. Yes.

I think people just wanted it to be true because they think they should be dating Jacob Elordi. And don't get me wrong, I think I should be dating Jacob Elordi. But if it can't be me, like, it absolutely should be Olivia Jade. Agreed. I don't want this to be true, but a source did tell Us Weekly that they broke up again, allegedly for the second time.

Agreed that Us Weekly source is thin and everyone's kind of running with it, which is weird. Yeah. And then I also saw that she unfollowed him on Instagram. I didn't check her following, but there's a chance she never followed him to begin with. I'm fairly certain she never followed him to begin with.

And like the way that rumors get started off of that, when most of the time people don't follow their significant others like unless they're literally married like because it makes it such a big deal when they break up and then they unfollow most of the time they like Taylor Swift didn't even follow Joe Alwyn and they were together for six years like right and I'm sure she has a finsta where she does her actual stuff stuff and this is like her public facing so it's not like they were ever super public did they ever walk a red carpet together no no so it's it it's not crazy every photo we've ever seen of them has been taken against their will yeah like by paparazzi spotted so anyways I'm hoping this isn't true if it is I don't think it is okay I really don't because you're a friend of OJ I but sorry I have no proof

like I don't know anything but you don't have inside info I have media literacy and I don't. Because you're a friend of OJ. Sorry, I have no proof. Like, I don't know anything. You don't have inside info? I have media literacy. And I don't just, like, believe things I see on Us Weekly and nowhere else. Like, if there is a source, why isn't the source going to, like, Vogue? You know? Yeah.

Well, or, like, page six, Daily Mail. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. And I'm hoping it's not true. So I'm going to be in denial unless I have a reason not to be. But this is thin. Agreed. And I think like we're not even in denial.

I think we're just like thinking critically. Yeah. No, but if it was a couple that like I didn't feel strongly about, I wouldn't be like fighting against it so hard. But by the way, they like low-key been together for a really long time like they were first spotted together in 2021 yeah and I know that article says that they had broken up at one point and gotten back together we don't know that to be true they could have just been together this whole time right so I, I love every reminder, that they are together, you know?

And they're so not in our faces, at all. I wish they would be more, and you know for me, they remind me so much of Fourth Wing, like they are Zayden and Violet. Oh my God, wait.

Wait. Even though, I'm pretty sure Zayden is black. Oh, yes. But I know what you mean, like huge man, tiny girl.

Yeah. And she actually does give, energy a lot yeah no I agree like when I was reading the book and they would talk about like their extreme height difference it reminded me of those pictures of Jacob and Olivia no love so I'm rooting for them but that's that is what goals sources are saying i don't believe the sources the sources can grab a spoon totally are you ready for our next story no no is it the next story that's brought to you by jenny cane tis okay so support for today's show comes from jenny cane home very appropriate for me because i got jennyches. And that was a goal of mine. Jenny Kane, I feel like every time we do an ad, all we say is she is chic. If I could give an aesthetic, it would be a mix of coastal grand, a mix of neutral Nancy Myers.

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Our next story, a little more farm news because Ian Somerhalder is talking about having no regrets about ditching Hollywood for the farm life with his wife, Nikki Reed. Oh my God, the fact that these two are married, like I always forget. I know, and they're super married. And they're both vampires.

They're both vampires. Now they're both farmers. They're both vampires. Now they're both farmers. They have two children. She had a home birth and they live on a farm now. And I feel like a lot of people don't know that. Okay. So here's the thing. Like it's just outside of LA.

So he didn't like really leave Hollywood. But if you look at the pics of their life, like it's, it's a farm. No. And I know that there's like hardcore farmland in the state of California. Of course. No. Him making this big statement to like hardcore farmland in the state of California. Of course. No, him making this big statement, like move to a farm in Alabama. Yeah, like move to Iowa and then say you left Hollywood.

Right, no. I mean, you're a stone's throw. Like you could still commute for an audition. Right. But anyways, he revealed that he and his wife, Nikki Reed, packed up their things and moved to a farm just outside of Los Angeles with their two children. He said, I loved what I did for a really long time I don't miss any of it I love making films and I just did it for so long we had an amazing run so now he was at the premiere of Common Ground which

is a documentary that focuses on the need for sustainable and eco-friendly farming and he shared some insight into what life on the farm is like he said by the way he didn't really leave Hollywood if he's at a premiere now I know it's a premiere for like a farming documentary, but he's having a hard time extricating himself from the industry, but he's trying. A premiere is a premiere. Like farmers don't really go to that many premieres and do interviews. No. He said, when you see the way that nature operates, you find compassion.

Oh my God. Literally Ben. Literally Ben. When he goes for a walk. When he goes for a walk. It's when he goes for a walk. He's always like my, like he goes in and he's like really, he'll like literally take a walk and be like Steve Irwin. Yeah.

He said it's a beautiful thing to see what's happening with children, to watch them participate in the growing of their food. You, you. In the growing of their food and the understanding of what food is and where it comes from. No, there's something about having kids that makes you question where your food comes from by the way i think that makes a lot of sense it actually does make a lot of sense because you start by first of all you're making their food with breast milk but then when you start giving

them baby food a lot of people choose to make their own baby food which isn't even like a crunchy thing to do it's just like they need food yeah i don't think let me mash it up um and then you just start thinking about the next thing you're going to give them. And you do look into what it is because you've been so on top of everything else. You're not going to go from mother's milk to processed. To McDonald's. I mean. But Iwana.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's so funny how like your kid is like so clean and perfect. And like you are like shoving a Crunchwrap Supreme down your throat in the back of the car yeah I feel like that's motherhood in a sense that is motherhood and eventually the kids like get to it depends like what age they're at and people all feel differently but like first when they're having just like baby food whether it's Gerber it's just it's still not McDonald's unless you're gonna put the chicken nugget in a blender I might you might you should I will and then of course

inevitably you're like oh well you're going to all this effort for the child like it makes you think about your food differently it just does of course of course but anyways the environment theme documentary serves as a follow-up to the documentary kiss the ground he said i started connecting the dots between what you do for the planet and what you do for yourself it's an evolution and a lifelong pursuit both him and and Nikki are executive producers on the project. Oh wow so not only did he go to premiere he made a movie but he left Hollywood. Yeah he's still in the movie making industry but also it's a credit to their homesteading ways Nikki had a home birth. Now do you feel like these two have enough money cumulatively to like not work

anymore she's from twilight a major major franchise five huge movies she was not a main character no no i maybe not from that but he's from vampire diaries yeah which is huge but i was actually just thinking about this i feel like everyone in hollywood like when you go but all these people who go to award shows and everything, they're not in the biggest stuff or a million things, but I feel like they all live in multi-million dollar homes. How? So Nikki Reed's net worth is $12 million.

And then Ian Somerhalder's net worth also says $12 million. Oh, maybe that's like their married net worth. But then they're probably working on the farm and they're doing this documentary. But I feel like a documentary like this probably costs more money than it earns if we're being real. No one's watching this.

I'm sorry. Not even like someone who might be interested in it like you. No, I'm not. Did I say I was? No, but like this is not out of the realm of your interest. No, it is. I don't want to watch a documentary about eco-farming. I want to watch The Crown.

Oh, she said what she said. Like, no, even Ballerina Farm's not watching this. No, she is. No, she's not. She's like being a queen. Competing. Well, hopefully. Hopefully.

Apparently she's competing. Which is even crazier. I know. We were like debating all week what the hell she was doing at the Mrs. Well, hopefully. Hopefully. Apparently she's competing. Which is even crazier. I know. We were like debating all week what the hell she was doing at the Mrs. America pageant. We thought she was like a former winner. We thought she was a judge. We thought she was a host. Turns out she's literally a contestant.

She had a baby 14 days ago, which makes her like deciding to enter into this pageant even more psychotic. And she's obviously going to win. Yeah. No, if she doesn't win, it's a rigged. Yeah. She is Mrs. Yeah. No, if she doesn't win, it's a rigged. Yeah. She is Mrs. America. I know.

I feel like Nikki Reed like has Ballerina Farm on her vision board. Finsta. Finsta. Yeah. You know what? Actually, I did want to see like who that I follow follows Ballerina Farm. That's such a good question. Let me go.

Let's out some people. Out them as being what? Connoisseurs of greatness? Ballerinas. Ballerinas. Wow. She's at 8 million followers. I have 34 mutuals.

I have 28. Stassi. Yes. Olivia Colpo. Emma Roberts. Gal Gadot. Lauren Elizabeth. Wow. There's somebody here I need to unfollow Craig Conover

Oh there's someone you need to unfollow Just one Just one Chloe Fineman from SNL follows her A lot of peeps Jesse James Decker JJD Yeah no she's extremely inspirational.

I'm infinitely inspired. So she's probably going to see the documentary. Perhaps because she has more time in the day than anyone else. Right. That should be the new meme. Like you have the same amount of hours in the day as Ballerina Farm. Right. Not Beyonce. Or Kris Jenner or Ryan Seacrest. a new meme like you have the same amount of hours in the day as ballerina farm right not beyonce or

chris jenner or ryan seacrest like they have a literal staff yeah do you think ballerina farm has a nanny yeah i've seen a more criticism of her that she has a nanny maybe even more than one nanny she's eight kids yeah she's running a business plus the farm in like in like the mom you know sphere what's wrong with having a nanny nothing In like in like the mom you know sphere what's wrong with having a nanny? Nothing. Like digitally? I guess they would just say it's like take away from the fact that she's raising eight kids. Raising eight kids. Like it doesn't count if she has a nanny. Oh it counts. Yeah. Oh it counts. Yeah. Okay. So that's what Ian and Nikki are up to. Farm life. Love that for them. It is really crazy that they got married when they're both vampires. I know.

And I feel like when they got together, there was something a little bit nefarious about it. So Nina Dobrev. But the proof is in the pudding. It's giving. Not only is the proof in the pudding, but Nina Dobrev, she was kind of like the loser in the situation. Like he, you know, they were together for a while and everybody shipped them. But she ended up, you know they were together for a while and everybody shipped them but she ended up you know on top as well it took a little while but she ended up in a fabulous relationship fabulous really really fabulous yeah no Nikki and Ian they're like um Jason Aldean

and Brittany Aldean it's true like this no even though I don't think Ian's no no they're not because I don't think Ian Somerhalder cheated on me there was something there was something like not entirely kosher no i think it was just like he broke up with her i don't know and they kept pitting nina and what's her name against each other and eventually they like took a picture together and was like stop oh i don't think there was nothing nefarious about the way they got together okay that's why Brittany and Jason Aldean like no they like were home wrecking you know yeah but like now they just have this beautiful family and yeah so look Nikki Reed shuts down rumors that she's feuding with Nina Dobrev with a powerful Instagram post this is 2017 so it was like years and years of people

like pitting these two against each other i think a similar jelena no no brad angie and jen is similar to oh actually no because did they cheat brad and angie yeah yeah okay no no no and now they've broken up so the proof wasn't not in the pudding so according to the tabloids nina dobrev and Nikki Reed were daggers for each other. Nina Dobrev was jealous of Reed and Summer Holder's marriage, while Nikki Reed felt threatened by her history with him. So like they literally were broken up. Then me and Nikki got together. Yes, except that like there definitely is beef between Hailey and Selena. I'm sure Selena hates Haley.

She looks at her marriage and hates her. And I am positive that Haley hates Selena Gomez for what she put her through. How could she not? A hundred percent. But that would be like in a few years if they are posting like there's no beef. No, but Jackie, they did.

Remember, they went to LACMA and they took a photo and everyone was like, oh my God, it's done. And Haley had just been on to call her daddy and said, I have respect. Right, right. So that was that. We're good, we talk. But it restarted. So that would be like her daddy and said, I have respect. Right, right. So that was that. We're good. We talked. But it restarted.

So that would be like if Nikki and Nino. Right, that means they were lying. That means they were lying. Oh, no. Or just like they squashed it, but then there was new beef. Mm-mm. They tried to tell us there was no beef and there was.

No, I think they squashed their beef and then eyelash gate Selena 2023 happened. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think. And it hurt Haley even more because she was like, I thought we are good. Okay, maybe a similar comparison here. I'm going to find it. Is Robert Herjavec.

Were Nina and Ian married? No. Okay. Oh, you're right. So it's not the same. But did Robert Herjavec cheat with his Dancing with the Stars partner or just left his wife of like 50 years to go have babies with? I think that they were like separated. Like it wasn't super nefarious, but it wasn't the best.

But it's a proof is in the pudding situation. I know you hate Robert Herjavec. I know you do. I do. And nothing he does will ever be good enough for you. Never. And like as long as you can own it, that's fine by me. I just want to say I don't like hate him for no reason.

Like I hate Sam Hunt for a reason. Like I hate people for reasons. I don't like that he like was a really successful businessman stayed with his wife forever and then he got famous went on Dancing with the Stars and left his wife for a younger woman.

Like to me that's somebody without scruples. Okay. Like it's easy to be loyal to your wife as you grow old together when nobody knows who you are. Then you get a little bit

of attention. No. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. It's a little bit of attention. No. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. It's a little more sports news that's relevant to this show. Allie Raisman joins ESPN as their gymnastics analyst in a new chapter of her career. Love.

In news that makes sense, the three-time Olympic gold medalist is set to join the network as an analyst on its NCAA gymnastics broadcast, People Has Exclusively Learned. ESPN will make an official announcement on Thursday afternoon. She will make her broadcasting debut on Friday during a meet between LSU and Kentucky. No, I fucking love Allie Raisman more than life itself.

She's probably my favorite female athlete. I don't know. You know how I feel about Serena Williams. I wrote my college dissertation on her. Nevertheless. Love Jewish Queen Doing the most. She's been quiet, but I'm sure she took... Wait. Who was it that dated Colton Underwood? Allie Raisman? Miss Allison Raisman. Wow. Yeah. I forgot about that. That's a major throwback. Colton Underwood has lived a hundred lives he really has and you know what do you know what clip i just saw that i had completely forgotten about when he was doing

promo for the bachelor he did like this funny skit with billy eichner and he's like watch out you become the first gay bachelor and uh colton just like clenches his butthole and like freaks out like it's literally the most awkward clip and in the moment like it didn't seem innocuous it just seemed like he was like this straight guy uncomfortable now it I totally forgot about that moment that's really funny I'm sure also Ali Raisman like is getting her feet wet in gymnastics broadcasting because of the summer Olympics coming up you know she'll get all this practice on the NCAA meets and then she'll be ready to narrate the Olympics for us, which is great. For sure. I'm sure this is like a hop, skip and a jump away from the Olympics in terms of like, you know, you can't broadcast the Olympics if you've never broadcast before.

Yeah. And it's good to get some practice. I'm sure she knows all about practice. I honestly feel like she's following in the footsteps. Like she'll have a really similar broadcasting career as Johnny Weirir who's like the official figure skating broadcaster for like everything well in the past it's been Nastia Liukin who's been like the gymnastics correspondent with experience I feel like she'll still be doing it but there's a lot of networks and there's a lot of broadcasting needs and gymnastics is like the biggest sport in summer olympics I think there can be more than one

I do think it's interesting like these really young women who get so like the biggest sport in Summer Olympics. I think there can be more than one. I do think it's interesting, like these really young women who get so, like the gymnastics girls, those five every year, they get so famous. And I do think it's really interesting to watch what they do afterwards, you know? Yeah. Like Shawn Johnson totally went the influencer route

and I think she makes like so much money. And I think she's really happy and fulfilled. Yeah, and she has three kids. It's a perfect, influencing is such a great job for like a mom it is so I love that Simone Biles is she still competing I I don't know if she's going I think she is going to the Olympics uh I don't know is Simone Biles retired and then like Suni Lee like went to college and now she's like a college athlete yeah simone miles is not retired okay so we'll see what she does she's coming back from the twisties excuse me you remember in the olympics that she didn't compete oh yeah they call that the twist

yeah she said she had the twisties which it's like when you just get like disoriented and it's a mental block of being able to do the twists oh i like that name yeah i can understand it well yeah so ali raceman is going ali raceman is going the broadcasting route love yeah i need her to like re-enter the spotlight yeah we need like more jewish leaders she's just an absolute queen. So I'm excited. She's such a queen. I'm excited for the Olympics, Turdy. So am I. That's going to become

like our new personality when the time, when is it? Summer. Summer. 2024. Summer. Summer.

Summer. And it's in Paris. Paris. How exciting. Yeah. So that's our show. It kind of feels like a Friday, but it's not.

No. No. It's a day of Thursdays. Benefits and perils. The Thursday. I hope everybody enjoyed the show. Hopefully our YouTube thing worked out and you're watching this right now. Virtuously, quickly.

If not, sorry to have gotten you excited. But it's going to be one of those things that's like my life's work. And when I'm dying, I'm finally going to figure it out. Totally. And then I'm going to pass it on to the next generation of podcasters. And I will be like a woman who opened doors for other women. That's you. 1000%.

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