The Toast - A Gay Man and A Lesbian with Taylor Strecker: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Tuesday, and I'm so excited to be back in studio. We've got audio and video going today because in lieu of Jax, and there's nobody like Jax. I'm not, you know, going to beat around the bush. There's not. It's true. There's a really close second.

And I have to say, it brings me so much joy. I love podcasting with you. It's so easy. It's everything. And the audience loves you too. Like, I have people who I love and who I ask them to come on and the toasters don't jive and it like sucks because I love them. But I'm like, sorry, you're not coming back.

You are always requested and it makes me so happy because you make my job so fucking easy. Oh my God. That is so nice. I know it's true. First of all, Jackie is everything of the sort. Incomparable. To even get to be like, even a distant second is such an honor and a privilege. And I'm so excited to have you here because like you're doing the most, you know,

you have a lot to update the toasters on. You're on tour. Yes, yes I am. I'm on tour. And I'm hating it. I know because we don't get to see each other. Like it's the summer. You're like one of the three people I like to hang out with and you're gone every weekend. I know. And I'm just gonna have to call Stassi up and tell her to stop. Well, luckily, she's having a baby. I know. So she can't, like, extend the tour. So her third trimester. So we are, we only have, like, six shows left.

We have, not this weekend. We're off this weekend. But the following, we have Port Chester. Because I know we have, obviously, a lot of tri-state girlies. They're toasters. Port Chester, Huntington. The best theater. And then, it's in New Jersey.

I really should know. Count Basie. Red Banks. Red Banks. Red Banks. Red Bank. And then it's in New Jersey. I really should know. Count Basie. Red Banks. Red Banks. Red Banks. I think it's a singular bank. Okay. Red Banks, New Jersey. The Count Basie Theater. Is it nice? It is except the last and I had an amazing show the last time I was there. But something actually scary happened to me. I told you this story. Is it haunted? Sometimes they're haunted. No, it's not haunted. You've been spending too much time with Stassi. I told you this story. Is it haunted?

Sometimes they're haunted. No, it's not haunted. You've been spending too much time with Stassi. It's, I went in the summer and I had like such a busy day. I did the toast. We drove and I just like had forgotten to eat, which is like not something I'm really like that happens to me a lot. This happened there. And I get on stage and I, towards the end of the show, I started getting really dizzy

and hot. And I'm like, I'm, you know, trying to be funny. I'm like, am I going to faint? Like, I really thought I was going to gonna faint I actually wrapped the show like 10 minutes early I didn't do this like final segment because I was like on the verge of fainting and I was like what's going on and then Ben was like are you okay I'm like no and then I realized I hadn't eaten I'm just like so skinny like oh my god and it was like the one of the scary the theater is fine it wasn't the theater's fault it was just one of the scariest moments of my life that's crazy did you see the

video of Heather McDonald fainting on stage? No. Recently? Yeah, like, no, not recently. Like, maybe a year or two years ago.

She fainted on stage and she actually fractured her skull because, like, the back of her head hit the floor and she came on the toast after and told the whole story. And what happened?

She doesn't know. She just, like, collapsed. I've actually, I don't want to jinx myself because I also got really, like, lightheaded today on the way in. So I had my, like, road oats when I walked in. But I'm not a fainter. I've never I don't wanna jinx myself because I also got really like lightheaded today on the way in so I had my like road oats when I walked in but

um I'm not a fainter I've never fainted. By the way neither have I. I came really close in a hot tub once. I was in a hot tub for like too long. Mine? No not yours not yours. It was like when we were on vacation. Should we tell everyone? We should tell everyone. Taylor invited me over to her home, which was so lovely.

We had such a great night on Memorial Day weekend. Yes. And. We have like a, it's not like a real hot tub. No. It's like inflatable. And it was really enjoyable. It was so warm.

And before we got in, you were like, this, just please don't pee in it. Because it's so little. Right. It's literally in, like, it is just a kid's swimming pool. Yeah. It's like an inflatable kid swimming pool with like a heater in it and I said I would never that's disgusting and the thing when you said I would never I thought fraudulent and a liar because I would always I mean if I'm in your

pool I'm peeing if I'm in your real hot tub I'm peeing I agree if I'm in your shower I'm peeing oh a thousand percent if I'm in your bathtub I'm peeing so I said I would never thank you so much for inviting me over and my and you invited Ben and my friend Abe like you were such a gracious host I said I would never but we had been drinking yes but that's why like this is the thing is I'm not usually like that like I'm not like a judgy ew germy freaky person you can be it's like gross it's just you have to drain it and then fucking clean it and then it's like it's just such a process so I told her that I didn't and then fucking clean it. And then it's just such a process. So I told her that I didn't.

And then probably an hour later, I had drank a little bit more. And I told everyone that I did, in fact, pee in the hot tub three times. Three? That's like a half of the water content. Okay, now that we're like, you know, being honest. How many times? It was three. I wasn't lying about the amount of times. But somebody else peed in it too.

I won't say who it is. It was Abe. I know it was. the amount of times. But somebody else peed in it too. I won't say who it is. It was Abe. I know it was. It was the two of you. I could see them whispering. And I thought to myself, I was like pouring drinks. And I was like, they're either talking shit or they're fucking peeing. And then when we left, Abe was like, thank you so much for not like dragging me into it too.

Because I knew that he peed. When I told everyone that I peed three times, I also knew that Abe peed. And he was like, thank you so much. Because he wants to be invited back. So guess what? So I went in the Abe peed And he was like Thank you so much Because he like Wants to be invited back You know So guess what So I went in The next day

And I was like Fuck it Like just like Throw the chemicals in And let's just see And so I was in it And Taze like You've been there

For a while Did you pee She was like Did you pee And I did Because once there's pee That's not fair. We got in a huge fight.

So what you wanted to say to me is thank you for opening the door. No, because never again. But Tay was like, I can't believe you peed. I was like, you're going to yell at me. And I flipped because that's the thing in our relationship is everybody, she treats everybody with like, no big deal. Because she's a gracious host. But then me?

Me? I'm out to a completely different standard no that's so that's me and ben no uh for ben it's like do as i say not as i do so we got in like a legit fight and i was like if you're gonna yell at me you have to call claudia no and if you guys yelled at me i would have been like no you're 100 right i shouldn't have done that i promised that i wouldn't i was a guest in your home you were gracious enough enough to invite your home and open your home up to not only me not only my husband but also my friend and I came and took a big piss on it like literally you would have been right to yell at me Taylor Donahue can

call me and yell at me if she wants wow I've actually never seen you admit to oh my god by the way one thing about me like I'm never wrong but when I am I admit it I feel like for us I feel like it's actually like a decent quality of mine like I know when I'm wrong yes I think I'm never wrong. But when I am, I admit it. I feel like it's actually like a decent quality of mine. Like, I know when I'm wrong. Yes. I think I'm so self-aware I actually become paranoid and un-self-aware. Like, I'm actually taking responsibility for things that I didn't even do. Yeah.

I will apologize all day long. You, by the way, you were just where? San Diego? We were just in San Diego and then we went to Denver. Short trip, but hellish travel. Yeah, I can't travel. Like, this is like the time of year where everyone's traveling and the airlines, like, forgot how to airline. So, we were stuck in the tarmac for like two and a half hours leaving Newark to go to L.A.

And they were like, we can't find an open flight path. What? And then he's like, oh, we found one. And then he came back. Oh, that's reassuring. 30 seconds later and was like, oh, it's gone. Weather. What does that even mean?

I'm like, this is like, I don't need to know how the sausage is made. Yeah, yeah. Just get me there. Just get me there. But he said like, welcome to flying in the, you know, northeast during the summer. I'm like, that's not. That's not a thing. That's not a thing.

It's beautiful. We can go everywhere locally. What do you mean? No, and it's like the summer. Well, we can go places in the winter. But like, that doesn't even make any sense. I I know I hated him um but I saw that you had like a VIP guest come to your show I saw Alex Cooper came to the San Diego show and I have two questions one how was that and two have other like people come to the show and or like the show coming up

in LA I mean I know I came so like obviously that was a big deal yeah um but first of all how was that I was dying were you nervous wait so on the flight out there, Lo, I was texting with her because I was like, you might need to book me a flight tomorrow to San Diego directly. This is like fucking crazy. Yeah. So she was like, you have to make it to the show in San Diego. And I was like, why? And she's like, Alex Cooper's coming.

And I was like, shut the fuck up. Did that make you more nervous? Her and Stassi recently met and they like really hit it off. Yes, it made me nervous, but I was also really excited because. No, but you're great. Like you have nothing To be nervous about I've seen your show

Oh my god thank you You are so funny Like I can't recommend Seeing Stassi's show enough Obviously because it's great But like to see Taylor In her element Is such a joy

Honestly You were amazing Just a little bit biased Because you're my friend No I'm like a hater To my core And I'm not this type of woman Who like lifts up other women

You are not a woman Who supports women No not in the slightest Because I think that makes us weak. Like honestly. I agree. If you stunk it up, like I would have seriously been telling you. You wouldn't have said anything like you didn't say anything at Brian's 40th birthday party.

I wouldn't say anything the night of. But like when we call, when we like recapped the next day. You would have been like, what would you have said constructively? I would have said notes. And my only note was that you need to slow down the way you, and that's because that's one of my biggest challenges as well. And it's actually, I'm scared of silence because I have done this for you know recently I was doing the math I so I hit 100k on Instagram I saw congratulations thank you and um but I had to wait till 101 to

even mention it because the fucking haters would have been like oh she reached 100 unfollow unfollow unfollow but um what was my point oh I did the math it took me 17 years to get to a hundred thousand I would feel bad for you if you were out here trying the fact that you have a hundred thousand people who follow you when you give them nothing on Instagram is a miracle you should have less so you know what it didn't take you 17 years it's not like you're out here pounding the pavement every day posting content trying to do this, doing giveaways, this, this, this, shooting content outside your house, getting a photographer. You literally posted from Brian's birthday in Portugal three weeks later.

It's true. So you're not even trying. So good for you. Honestly, it's more impressive. That's what Stassi said. It is. But why did I bring that up? It took you 17 years, and you're doing stand-up now.

Oh, yeah. Whatever. Wow, I'm really I bring that up? It took you 17 years and you're doing standup now. Oh yeah, whatever. Wow, I'm really slow today. I'm so sorry. People are gonna be like, can you never ever back again after tour? Okay, so Alex. So I was like, I have to get out there. I'm so excited. And Alex and Hannah Burner are close.

And so I've just like, I've been like, it's a matter of time before I meet Alex. Actually, I thought Alex was going to come to Hannah's bachelorette party last spring. But she wasn't able to make it. So anyway, but I was like, this has to happen. So I was so excited. But then I got so nervous. Because having anybody, having you there, having Brian there, having my wife there. Like people that I love and trust, I get nervous over.

So somebody new who I have no bearings on whatsoever, I just was like very nervous. But she was, so she was actually backstage. I mean, just was like very nervous but she was so she was actually backstage I mean she was like she couldn't sit down in the audience like ahead of time yeah you guys got mobbed when you came in I lived for every moment of it we have learned our lesson though now it's like when we have high profile guests coming we just have them like come backstage and just slip out right before smart so um so she did that so she was backstage we got to meet her before the show which is is, again, it's interesting because, like, pre-show meets and post-show meets very different vibes.

Yeah. What do you have to say about them? When I do a show, if anybody I know, like, Ben's parents come to a lot of shows, and I ask that they just show up and not tell me, and then they come back afterwards. I'm like, oh, you guys were here. Exactly.

If they bring their friends, like, that, it's not even, like, high-profile people who make me anxious. It's really, like, people I know personally or, like, people who were at my wedding, like, distant relatives, like that. Like, I just want to It's like, it's really like people I know personally, like people who were at my wedding, like distant relatives like that. Like I just want to die. Like it's, it's so painful.

So everybody knows there's like a big rule. Like if anyone's coming to the show, do not tell Claudia, just like get tickets through Ben or Margo or through the agency and come back afterwards. But nobody's allowed to talk to me before. Like I, that's like,

I don't get nervous. People are always like, I never get nervous. People that I know coming kills me. I'm with you. What you what is that but if I if somebody high profile is coming that like fucking gasses me up I'm like yeah like I'm so being like I want to show this bitch that I'm fucking great like that gasses me up so I will say that I was nervous but like when I'm nervous I tend to actually rise to the occasion yes and so I was like really going over my set. I was like really like going over my points for when we do pop culture hour.

Because I knew we were going to do like Vanderpump, whatever. So she actually made me like fucking up my game. But she was so fucking nice. That's amazing. I expected to like her. But I didn't expect to be like as comfortable with her as I was. She's like really down to earth. Humble girly.

Girly girl. She's like fucking, she's one of us. She's amazing. That's so nice to hear when like people live up to the expectations because for the most part, everyone's the worst. I know, right? Actually, last night I went to dinner with this kid. I'm sure you don't know him because you're like a grandma not on TikTok. His name is Jake Shane, octopus lover.

Do you know him? I'm so bad now. He's like the big thing on TikTok right now. And he's a toaster. And we now have the same agent. And she was like, he's coming to New York. You guys should get dinner. And you know me.

Like, I dread leaving the house. I dread meeting new people. And honestly, I was like, I can't wait to get home. When I tell you, like, we couldn't stop talking. I was obsessed with him. Like, the success that he's having, like, is so deserving. Like, don't worry. You're not being replaced.

I'm so jealous of him. I hated him. He is my mortal enemy. I did talk about you. Did you? did you I forget how you came up oh I was trying to convince him to do stand-up because he really like he has it you know that's like my life's mission so you want me to hate this person right now to push people beyond their you know beyond their limitations and show them that they can do stand-up and I was like you're like really making it less special that you tell me that like you just meet this TikTok boy you're like he talks about octopuses and all of a sudden you're my finest work you're my protege like i'm like look at her now the proof my proof the proof is in is in the pudding with taylor strecker

thank you so much it was a good conversation don't make it nasty don't make it nasty bitch i'm sorry i'm just competitive yeah me too by the way like like you spending all this time with saucy like it's been really hard for me it's been really hard for me I get it so yeah so octopus lover's my new best friend bitch I had dinner with him just to hurt you wait wait a second what's up with the octopus okay so I must know he loves octopus and he started his account by like rating like fancy octopuses all over LA. Like, like dishes? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm dead. And then his like his fan base became like the pussies. It's really funny. Of course. And now he does these videos. Pussy PSA. Pussy PSA. And he like says something moronic.

It's very funny. He's really creative and different. I love him. And he's like this 23 year old gay kid. I like we just literally talked about like Joan Rivers. We like it was so like it was so nice to meet someone not to like rub it kid. I like, we just literally talked about like Joan Rivers. We like, it was so like, it was so nice to meet someone not to like rub it in, but like we like really connected.

But I was trying to make a point. I was, I was like on my way to liking him and now I hate him. I was trying to make a point to your point that like he could have been the worst, but you can only have so many gays in your life. No, it's true.

And it's pride month. And like the gays are flocking to me and not to make pride month about me oh my you're so but i'm kind of like the number one ally in the world you know not to make pride month about me you know actually you peed in a gay person's hot tub so obviously that was a hate cry that was an extremely gay thing for me too, actually. I was role playing as a gay person. You're welcome. Love is love. Love wins. Need I say more?

You're not well. No, the thing is. You're not well. Pride month is really hard for me because. Oh my God. It's not about me, you know? Yeah. How does that feel?

Hard. I'm so sorry. It's like the least you could do Is just kind of lift me up You know what The straight struggle is so real That's what I'm saying And as a middle aged Where's my

Where's my month As a middle aged Middle aged What did I just say I'm not well I thought you were calling me middle aged I'm like bitch Get out of here

No I would never Talk about you Or your family Or your dog's age Ever again Good Good She learned her lesson From last time Being on the toast No I always say that or your family or your dog's age ever again. Good. Good. She learned her lesson from last time, being on the toes.

No, I always say that, like, I had a joke in my set that was that I am a white middle-aged man. Yeah. Straight man. Like, that is, like, I relate so much to that demographic. And I just want to say, like, it's really hard being us. Let me think who, I definitely feel, and this is, like, the most, like, performative white woman thing to say.

I really feel like a gay man stuck in a woman's body. Like I really do. And that's just kind of my cross. That's why, that's why pride is so hard for me. Yeah. How are you feeling about like all these brands dropping the rainbow flag as a gay man? As a gay man?

Yes. It's hurtful. As a white woman, do I care? I will say That for years The gay community Self included

We've mocked These big brands They call it pink washing Right? Where it's like Oh now all of a sudden Like you believe in allyship And like you're gonna speak about it

Because like You're going to financially benefit Off of like It's so performative It is Yeah But now that it's gone You miss it It hurts It really hurts Don't it always seem to go financially benefit off of like it's so performative like it is yeah but now that it's gone you miss

it hurts it really hurts don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone you pay paradise and put up a pride flag I wasn't ready for it one thing about me like I'm gonna make pride month about myself and I'm going to break into song, which like I said, truly makes me a gay man. How, that's very accurate. How, by the way, is this thing going on the show?

I know that there has been some controversy over it. Yeah, if you read our podcast reviews, which I genuinely don't encourage anyone to do. No. You don't see our Yelp. No, Spotify has a new thing. What? Where you can't leave a review on a podcast

that they don't have data of you actually listening to. That is incredible because I imagine a lot of my negative reviews, the positive ones, of course, people that listen. No, when you like something, you don't like go sit and write about it. You go enjoy it. Exactly. Yeah. I think that's actually a really smart new thing that it's not even that new, but relatively

new thing that Spotify does. But I do always say at the end of Taste of Taylor every week, like please go rate, review and subscribe because it's like if you went to a restaurant and didn't tip your waitress. Yeah. It's kind of like if you just like give like an HGH. Hey, girl, hey. No big deal. This content is free.

So the least you could do is leave a review. And a good one. Yeah. We're not encouraging bad ones. If you go and if you do one thing after this episode, it's take down your pride flag and go leave a positive review. Thanks. Okay. We've dillyilly dallyed literally so long we have to get into the stories and we actually have amazing stories today that i'm excited to get your take on am i allowed to drink my matcha you oh taylor's become

so toxic like she drinks matcha now and she ate like rolled oats before she got here and i really need you to stop i'm sorry okay um ready for the Fast High Stories that you need to know? Today's episode is brought to you by Sephora, specifically some of the fabulous clean beauty brands available at Sephora. So whether you're really into clean beauty or you just happen to love great makeup, this sponsor is for you. For me, there are so many amazing brands that I purchased at Sephora that I didn't even know were clean. And I know Jackie really seeks out clean beauty products because she's very much in her clean girl era. She's pregnant. She's being really conscious about what she puts in her body. And it's also just really highlighted for me, like we need to be more conscious about what we're putting on our face. So, so many brands

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Great. Our first story is some breakup news. Taylor Swift and Mattie Healy have confirmed their breakup after just one month of dating, allegedly. So Taylor Swift and Mattie Healy have broken up after a whirlwind romance. Page Six has confirmed. A friend close to the situation told TMZ that Taylor is single again, but the reason for their split is unknown. However, a source told Entertainment Tonight that scheduling and incompatibility were the causes. They said Taylor and Maddie broke up. They're both extremely busy. They realized they're not

compatible with each other. Taylor's friends want what's best for her and they aren't shocked that their relationship fizzled out since she recently got out of a long-term relationship. Right. So I think that like the internet had a lot to say about this relationship and people are like Taylor's listening to her fans. No she's not. I feel like Taylor's the type of person who like doesn't let her public life dictate her private life because that's such a toxic way to live like no she can't somebody on Twitter said this like I'm gonna go do that like yes but it was a pouring out cry of like what is she doing I know but there was also a pouring out cry of Taylor being like people being like yes Taylor like you were in this serious ass relationship go be with this rock star like go go get railed. Like who cares? Right.

And that's true too. It's like they could have just been like fuck buddies. And of course it's like elevated because she is who she is. Yeah. I am thrilled. You are. Because I have become through you. I will give the credit where credit's due.

I started to kind of like get Taylor. I will say actually my old manager too. He really like, he was like, please watch the stadium special on Netflix. And I watched like the first five minutes and I was like she's don't get mad at me this is an old me that's fine she's like trying to dance like Beyonce and it's like making me uncomfortable and like Taylor stop it and so I said it's my manager and he's like he was like please go back and watch it you know who went back you know who would never say something like that octopus lover he's the biggest 50 we actually had like the best time last night talking

about Taylor Swift well I drink matcha now because it's saucy yeah I know and that's why I did it with octopus lover that's why so if I didn't like Stassi so much I'd literally hate her I know I know I get it she's just wonderful no right um so I was like fuck this I'm not watching it and then he's like please go back and watch it again cut to me 20 minutes in hysterically crying and screaming alone in my studio apartment watching it so that was like what beganeth the fandom and then just like listening to songs with you and hearing like perspectives and also like I've been going down this rabbit hole of watching how she handles herself on stage during this tour. Like, yelling at the security guard. Fixing her garter.

Forgetting the words to songs. Relatable. Relatable queen. So, I'm obsessed with her. And so, I did not like him for her. Okay. Because I just felt like he was, like. Who do you see her with?

I don't know. Actually, I do know. I mean, I don't know who, but I know a gender. And it's a woman. Yeah. I really. I don't. I'm not outing her.

I want her to be gay for the gay agenda. I want her to be a lesbian for our PR. Like, we need it. And we need her. I mean, it is Pride Month

and you're like over here speculating on another woman's sexuality and that's not very ally of you. I just said I would like it to be. I'm not outing.

There have been rumors. Right. Yes. See, Taylor's being a toxic lesbian. But should we really be surprised?

No. No. You're so toxic. I know. But should we really be surprised? No. You're so toxic. I know. I learned it from you. I learned matcha from Stassi and I learned toxicity from you. And what will get you farther in life? Matcha or toxicity? Definitely being toxic. 100%. People respect toxicity.

You're so un-inch today. I know. You really bring it out of me. Thank you. What a compliment. I know. You really bring it on today. Thank you. What a compliment. I'm trying to think who I would ship Taylor with. She's so, and I hate this whole thing. It's like powerful women can date whoever they want, but they really can't. No, they really, really can't.

You knew she should date? Who? And I know that you guys brought this up the other day on the Toast. I saw a clip of it, and I agreed. Taylor Kitsch. Taylor and Taylor. Yeah, you love that. Also, I feel like his

sexuality has been questioned as well so they could be like maybe very fluid together has his sexuality been questioned very much so very much so oh I would love a gay Tim Riggins me too but I could just like he's so hot yeah but I also feel like he's kind of irrelevant so he could like follow her around the world yeah that's the thing it's like Maddie is the lead of like a very successful band and they're super international because he's based in the uk right so like it's really not feasible for her to be on a tour him to be on a tour she really needs to date someone who can like jackie and i always say like a businessman beau yes who is like worth billions but can work remotely yes from her jet from her dressing room i don't know again not to be like this but just like i would see a lesbian relationship too because i feel like

two women can be very successful and still like share the limelight whereas I think it's hard for a man sometimes you know that's hard that is it is hard but it's also just not feasible sometimes like with like scheduling and yes I know I'm being sexist though as well yeah but the thing about sexism it's kind of like an ism I'm for same and I don't think men and equals men and women should be treated like the same. Yeah, I think men should be treated badly. No, like I want my dinners paid for. I want my doors held for me.

Yes. But I also want to be paid the same. So I'm just kind of toxic when it comes to my gender equality. At least she's on brand. I am on brand. Okay, ready for our next story? Yes. This one is so fucking funny.

Okay, so Pete Davidson Is like deeply unwell Yes He has left a voicemail An extremely unhinged voicemail For a woman who works at PETA Oh The animal rights organization I'm already on board

I'm obsessed Pete Davidson is going to war With PETA Over the new dog that he bought And he fired the latest shot Via a profanity laced voicemail For the animal rights group A move he says he doesn't regret But he says it came From a place of grief Okay And he fired the latest shot via a profanity-laced voicemail for the animal rights group, a move

he says he doesn't regret, but he says it came from a place of grief. Okay. So PETA says that the actor left a hidden message for them, for the senior VP of cruelty investigations. Her name is Daphna. He got her name because she- Her name is what? Daphna.

Is it Daphna or Daphne? D-A-P-H-N-A. Daphna. What, you think I donH-N-A. Daphne. What, you think I don't know how to fucking read? You think I'm illiterate? Yes. Bitch, you don't even read.

I have read 22 books this year. What have you done? What have you done? Misspelled every text I send out. Daphne. Yes. So he basically got her name because she was the one

who issued a statement to TMZ she was speaking on behalf of PETA do you see that picture went viral of him and his girlfriend buying a dog no but continue it went viral because like they were spotted together not because they were buying a dog nobody cared but so that photo had went viral and then PETA released a statement to TMZ just basically expressing their disappointment in PETA buying a puppy instead of adopting from a shelter so he saw that and got pissed and left a voicemail for this woman, Daphna, who was the one who signed the statement to TMZ. Pete announces that he, um, he announces himself. He says, hi, it's Pete Davidson and says he's responding to Daphna's statement where he calls, um, which he

called uneducated and premature. He said he's allergic to dogs, as his rep told us, and that's why he got a Cavapoo, which is a nearly hypoallergenic dog breed because they don't shed. He also says that the dog is for his mother, whose dog died two weeks earlier. So his mother was grieving. He went out and got a dog,

and he got a dog that he could live with. You know he lives with his mother. Oh, I forgot. Cavapoo is something that he's not allergic to, and there was like a whole reason as to why he shopped not adopted right he angrily tells dafna in an expletive lace diatribe to do her research but for talking to the media drops an f-bomb bomb and makes a vulgar suggestion involving his penis she told him to suck his dick oh amazing pita isn't backing down though

of course they're not because they're the worst. So they told TMZ if PETA had done his research, he would know that there's no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Pet Finder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one that he purchased. TMZ contacted PETA about his furious voicemail, and he admits he was unaware he could adopt a specific hypoallergenic dog.

He said he was told it wasn't an option and if it was it was super rare as for his anger he addressed that by emphasizing his family was really going through it after his mother's dog died he said i haven't seen my sister and my dog and my mom cry like that in over 20 years i was trying to cheer up my family i was already upset that the store had filmed me without my permission or acknowledgement right then the organization pita made a public example of us making our grieving situation even worse. I am upset. It was a poor choice of words. I shouldn't have said what I said,

but I'm not sorry for standing up for myself or my family. Team Pete in this 100%. Also, guess what will happen if nobody goes to the stores? Those dogs will end up at shelters.

No, it's a vicious cycle. So technically, you know, every animal is a rescue. You're rescuing an animal from a pet shop. That's like some people's thinking. I'm not going to get into adopt, don't shop because like, yeah, you should adopt. But I didn't.

So moving on. I kind of, to me, the most interesting part of this story is the dog store. The picture got released because the dog store's social media page put up a picture of them. That's fucked. So it's really fucked. And like that's such a breach of privacy and like not cool and if he had asked if they had asked I'm sure people would have been like sure right picture of him and a dog going viral no problem that like that sucks and like this whole situation happened because his privacy was breached you know it's really interesting when it comes to social media and like what's

appropriate what's not and in terms of privacy like even I was with Stassi's daughter Hartford for a day before we went on tour and I was taking video of her and I was like can I post this like I always ask permission before you have to put you always have to ask permission before you post anything yeah so with kids especially it's but like and that's my friend right I like even get like photo approval from you and my wife well that's just because if you put up a picture of me looking ugly on my bad side, you're dead to me. There's a simple explanation for that.

But I just, I mean, they should have known better. No. So like that sucks. And obviously Pete like is so funny that like, I feel like if anybody else had done this, like Alec Baldwin leaving a voicemail for his daughter, calling her a thoughtless little pig, we were all like, how disgusting. But Pete Davidson, like telling this random lady to suck his dick like sorry it's funny no it's amazing and also PETA makes me want to like stab bunnies I don't know why and I like animals I want to be clear

visceral reaction to PETA I actually like PETA I really don't like PETA tell me more because I feel like they bully people into doing what they think is right and moral and it's like this is the perfect example of it it's like listen like I just feel like they're just too aggressive in their pursuit of what they want like I agree with like the actual message that's interesting but I don't even know what the message is

because they're so busy pissing me off the message is adopt don't shop that's their only platform they're also very anti-fur of course oh no no I'm talking about

in this particular issue yes their whole message is like save the animals don't eat milk sure shit like that yeah

I can get a word with that is there milk in your matcha? Oat milk Look at you PETA approved I know PETA it's working See I actually live

A very PETA lifestyle Oh my god That's not true You have a meatloaf Like three times a week That was during The pandemic And we were all doing things

That we regret Yeah but we weren't claiming To be PETA approved people Like you are right now I fucked you up today Yeah by the way You love fur i feel like you have four fur coats fine i'm sorry i have one i'm sorry didn't your wife get you a fur coat for your birthday this year yes but it was salvaged and rescued you adopted it you didn't shop it yeah it was rescued we rescued a fur that was abandoned by an old woman i'm assuming yeah who had great taste and was wealthy right and like

it just would have been you know gone to waste and that's not sustainable living it's not actually i'm a sustainable girly i personally i actually don't wear. I feel like you are so fucking lying right now. Oh, no. By the way, I don't wear fur. You give like fur collar vibes. No, I don't wear fur. You give like fur wrist vibes. Nice.

That's nice. That's the energy I put out. Zero? I don't wear fur. You've never in your life. No, I have in my life. Yeah, I see you like when you're like 13 with like a mink little short jacket. No, a mink shrug on my way to like a bat mitzvah in the winter.

Literally. Yeah, no, for sure. But I don't do that anymore i don't prefer because i care about animals really yeah well i can't afford it i'm i can't afford the things that i want me neither that's why we had to rescue. No, literally, this woman's shop says like that she's a fur rescuer. I swear to God. It's her marketing.

Whatever you have to tell yourself, honestly, I am constantly telling myself like delusional things just to get through the day. So if that's what this woman needs to believe, then I love that journey for her.

Big delusional energy. B-L, no. B-D-E. Yeah. Big delusional energy. Yep. You're probably the most delusional person I B-L, no. B-D-E. Yeah, big delusional energy. Yep. You're probably the most delusional person I know.

Second to me. But I think I'm delusional like in the negative sense. Like I don't delusion up, I delusion down. That's actually so true. You have like very low self-worth and you absolutely have to work on that. I know. Like you don't see what other people see in you. That is so nice, thank you.

And I think you do it as like a means of like protecting yourself and like deflecting. Yes. But you're so, I'm like, I feel like I'm always gas, like every time we're together, I'm just gassing you up. I know. My mom's always like, why do you have such low self-esteem? And I'm like, I don't know, mom. Like, where do you think it starts?

And I love her and she's, my parents are so wonderful, but like definitely there was some messaging given to me. I know what it was. Tell. It was be a good Catholic girl. And if you're not good and by good, they were like, never drink, never smoke a cigarette, never smoke pot. Like my mom found a bowl in my car that fell in my boyfriend's cargo short.

Like a weird. Yes. Like a weed bowl. That's like, that's high school. That was my thing in college. Yeah. And literally she woke me up in the morning, abusive and rude, and she said, I found your crack pipe, and I'm calling the police.

Not Babs with the drama. Like so dramatic. I found your crack pipe. Crack pipe? She's going to find your ozempic and say, I found your heroin needle. Literally. That was an A plus joke. It was amazing.

But yeah, so I feel like i was always like i was being so bad so like yeah i forget that you grew up catholic oh it really fucked me up did it yes really catholic guilt is like a real thing it's beyond a thing it's actually a personality trait jewish guilt is a thing too but it's very different it's like just different it's about like not seeing your family enough and finishing all the, and about like small things. Yeah. It's like, like finishing all the food on your plate because our ancestors in

concentration camps had got one bread roll every three days. Yes. Like it's funny because like my parents aren't critical, but when they critique it, it's deep. And what is it about? If you don't mind me asking. Like my entire existence as a human.

Right. Like career, like apartment. No, like, no, it's no, like more like heaven,

hell, like more like, um, yeah,'s no like more like heaven hell like more like um yeah they really like utilize the hell shit against you as a catholic are your parents still catholic yeah my dad actually converted he always wanted to be catholic which is like very toxic for me um protestant which is like the same shit oh i didn't know you converted like within the but back in the day he got uh he had a communion or he got like um baptized i don't fucking know uh when he was like baptized. I don't fucking know. When he was like in his 50s or 60s.

Wow. Yeah, we had to go to the worst mass ever. It was three hours long. Two of the hours in the dark. Why? I don't know. And the woman was farting in front of me. Honestly, bless her.

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yes Sutton Strack says Kathy Hilton did not film Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 13 and that she was missed now before I give the details I'm so confused because it was my understanding that Kathy Hilton gave Bravo the ultimatum like it's either Lisa Rinna or me I'm not filming with Lisa Rinna and they fired Lisa Rinna so Kathy won but then didn't even film which is like a boss move isn't that so Kathy though yeah to be like get rid of this bitch ruin her life because it's everything to Rinna it's like this much to Kathy yeah it's nothing she's not even a full housewife she's a friend of and then she's like oh you got rid of Rinna okay you know what I've changed my mind I'm kind of of tired. Yeah, I'm not going to do it. So Sutton Strack was interviewed by someone. And she said, so they asked, was, like, what's up with Kathy?

Right. Was Kathy missed on the show? Yes. But is there a void on the show because Kathy's not there? No. There's still comical moments. It's still a great show. But I missed Kathy.

I'm sorry. Kathy, like, will be missed. Like, some of the housewives leave and the show is no worse or better off. Yes. There will be a gaping hole without Rinna that's it's a toxic hole and there will be a gaping hole without Kathy and it's a comedic relief kind of hole yes I mean who is hunky dory is my favorite thing on the face of the planet and it was kind of the the melodic way in which she said it who is who is hunky dory who is hunky dory? Who is hunky dory? Icon.

Like imagine being so rich you don't even know like colloquial terms. It's unbelievable. It's like she's been so rich for so long. For so long. That she doesn't even know like the trendy phrases and such. You know, I don't know. I feel like she will be missed. But because I know for a fact she chose to leave. Like everyone's like, oh, I chose to leave. No, you didn't. There have been a a fact she chose to leave like everyone's like oh I chose

to leave no you didn't there have been a few people who chose to leave Bethany yes Kathy Hilton yes I feel like that's literally it me too everyone else got like dragged out always while their nails are like scraping down the floor yep you have to pull it from their cold dead hands so I feel like there's a chance she could be back so I won't be that sad. But I also think this is probably best

for her relationship with her sisters. I was gonna say. If she continued on I think part of her storyline this season would be like the rift between her and Kyle. And that's why she's off actually.

I think so. Because she doesn't want to talk about it and she knows they're gonna make them deal with it if she comes back. Yeah and I think like the core of a lot of the fights

between Kyle and Kim and Kyle and Kathy is that like the show is Kyle's thing and it's hard for her right like Kyle's been on the show for 10 years her sister came on for literally three scenes in one season and was automatically people's favorite housewife of all time and you know Kyle's out here doing the most for eight years and I think it was hard for her honestly to sit back and like just watch her sister be the bell of the ball without having to do anything. And Kyle did set her own sister up. I mean, she pitted Rinna against her. Like, all that shit Rinna did was for Kyle.

Yeah, no, Kyle did not do a good job of protecting her sister. And so I can imagine why Kathy was mad at her. And then I imagine Kyle was mad at Kathy for having to do nothing, not lift a finger and being the favorite on the show. Speaking of sisters on reality television, can we talk about Real housewives of uh new jersey yes so who because it it truly looked i heard a rumor actually what that um they have not started filming and i want to be clear this is not a rumor like from margaret people know we're friends this is not from margaret i heard about it like from production like other production about their production like friends

of production that they've they're on a like whatever indefinite hiatus um because they can't figure out who the cast is going to be which means to me that it's true melissa and theresa are like not going to work with each other so if that is the case who deserves to stay okay well that's a good who deserves to stay oh is melissa like melissa okay in my mind i'm team melissa i am too so in my mind, I'm team Melissa. I am too. So in my mind, Melissa deserves to stay because she didn't do anything wrong and she shouldn't be kicked off because she has gotten into an argument with a deeply irrational, illogical human being. Yes. So that's the ethical, in my opinion, answer. Who will stay is Teresa because it's, you know, she's the OG.

But do you feel like eventually eventually like there's been so many OGs that have run their course as well though and I'm starting to see Bravo like when Bravo starts to give people the edit that they deserve you know Bravo's like we're fucking fed up they're like Teresa will not be fired like I think the network has far too much respect for what she's done for the show for what she's put on the show for the prison like I think that there's a mutual respect between her and the network which I do get right but it's unfair and that leaves I do think Melissa will be the one to be asked to leave if someone gets asked to leave and I don't think that's fair so maybe that's why there's a hiatus because they know that that's the case and

they want to keep Melissa and Joe on I just feel like they're like what would Teresa do if she wasn't fighting with right and by the way there's something to be said about a lot of the value Melissa brings to the show is her husband and her husband is a lot of people's favorite character on the show and he is the center of that guy group yeah and he kind of created that guy group I know and I don't know if they would all hang out without him I agree so she kind of she has a good leg to stand on for her staying in the group. I know. It's just so crazy. I will say, though, and I am team Melissa and Joe, but damn, if my ex-sister-in-law, I was on a reality show

and she showed up like season two or three, I'd have a fucking conniption. And I mean when I was married to Wasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. But she's also the most boring person on the planet, so she wouldn't like last more than one season.

Unlike Melissa. Melissa didn't do the most boring person on the planet so she wouldn't like last more than one season. Unlike Melissa. Melissa didn't do anything wrong by coming on the show. Like yeah, that's like a terrible feeling for Teresa. Yes. Like this is my thing

and now you're coming on it but like why can't it be both of your things? Like it's really like sharing is caring and she didn't do anything wrong by coming on the show. No and also like

even Andy was like if she wasn't good she wouldn't have been on. Like it's not just you. Like she's hot. She has like the lifestyle. She has, like, the lifestyle. She has a great personality. Great husband.

Can you imagine? Like, Teresa must have been screaming on the inside. The egotist in me. Like, I got this thing, and, like, it's my thing. And then, like, somebody else comes. I would be vomiting. Dying. But that doesn't mean Melissa did anything wrong.

That's true. That's just what I think. Nope, it's true. So, Kathy will be sorely missed. Like, I don't love this. I don't love it either. Maybe we can, I don't know, get her back in, I don't know, maybe like at a dinner party or something. I know, by the way.

We just need like a couple scenes with her. I don't know. I mean, I know she had like a traumatic last season because like people were saying really disparaging things against her. But for the most part, she doesn't have to do a whole lot. And everything she does, people love. I know. And like she, there was like decent evidence that she had this full blown mental breakdown. And like nobody even cared. Like people still love her. So I know you do whatever she

wants. Whatever she wants. She's I mean a dream. This next story is something I probably would have rolled my eyes at like a few years ago but now is like a woman who's actually getting older. I'm into it. Oh I'm ready. Jennifer Aniston is being praised for showing off her gray hair. People are saying it's refreshing. So Jennifer Aniston is earning praise on Instagram for embracing her natural silver strands in a post announcing the latest launch from her hair care brand okay oh which is this is really smart yeah the 54 year old's new intensive hair repair treatment is meant to be used once a week who cares um but she's basically just sharing this video on how to use it she says sleep in it you can use it for an hour whatever right and people

notice she's just at her house looking really cute and fresh faced and her hair is in like a half up half down and her roots are gray. And that's something a lot of you know women of a certain age in Hollywood would touch up. Yeah.

I have to say gray is not my favorite like when I go gray like I will be touching it up. Yeah. But because she has like this really bright blonde hair it actually looks really pretty.

And I just kind of love this. Like this is not something this is something I would have been like oh who cares or just been like dye your hair bitch. But I don't know I'm like actually a person who like every now and then now like finds gray hairs yeah the fact that like somebody's so famous and so rich and really that I feel like for so many years was like the picture of beauty yes to

be embracing it like I actually not to be so lame like I do find this empowering well like not all heroes wear capes yeah I mean mean listen Diane Keaton's been rocking that white hair for fucking ever she's the OG and I love it I will say though as a woman of a certain age I have started to have grays I put in like money pieces because they kind of cover it up but like then also they like have a mind of their own sometimes they're just like I'm blonde today and other days they're like I'm kind of orange and I'm like what is happening what is your take on grays like what are you going to do about yours when they really come in everybody has like strays no matter how old you are I have been trying to cover them and like I feel like I'm gonna have to just go a little bit lighter to cover them because it's too hard to match my

actual hair color um but I don't know I mean I wish I could be a woman who could be like I would love to be that cool to like go gray, white gray. But then like, it's the in-between for me. Yes, of course. It's the getting there. It's not the destination. It's the journey. You have to have like half black, half gray hair for a year.

I don't know if I could do it. I know that's tough. I know. But maybe there is a world in which you can just like commit to the gray and just go full in gray, like instead of blonde. Maybe you can dye your hair gray. And in the six months that like you dye it the new hair growing in exactly gray I mean listen like I just feel like I know we're gonna move on to the apple story but like if we can do what we're doing with technology why can't we figure this out

no that's the way I feel like about everything the way we were able to put a man on the moon but like we can't come up with a pill that like makes me not tired all the time. Right. That's not Adderall. Like, you know. Like why are people always tired? Like why hasn't like modern medicine figured that out? I don't know.

No, like how come they haven't found a cure for cancer, but they could put a man on the moon? Number one question of my life. There's just so many things. Like we have self-driving cars. I know. We can't kill a little disease, some cells. It's ridiculous.

It's a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. Yeah. I know. Don't even get me started little disease. Some cells. It's ridiculous. It's a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. Yeah. I know. Don't even get me started. They don't want us to get better. They don't. They don't want us to get better.

No. They want us to be like these feeble, like, you know, scare humans. And they'll take all of our money to fix the problem. 100%. Yeah. All right. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? That kind of blew the tech world wide open yesterday.

My brain's exploding. Because Apple had their, like, bianniannual like conference where they all just like stand on stage and do PowerPoint presentations and tell you about all their new shits. And a lot of them were actually really kind of revolutionary. Yep. So the one that everyone's talking about is Apple has announced FaceTime voicemail, which basically you call someone on FaceTime, they don't pick up. Instead of it just ending, you can leave them a little video voicemail.

Oh, no kidding. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I know. I thought we were going to talk about the goggles. We'll talk about everything. But the FaceTime voicemail, because most people these days, like, I don't call. You called me yesterday.

Like, regular call, not FaceTime. It was so, you were pooping. Oh, I was pooping. But, like, you could have FaceTimed me. I don't care. Like, it was so weird. Nobody calls anymore. Like, for, like, actual socialization and communication. I love a call. But that's the thing. Like, FaceTime. First of all, I fucking hate FaceTime me I don't care like it was so weird nobody calls anymore like for like actual socialization and communication I love a call but that's the thing like FaceTime

first of all I fucking hate FaceTime what and I I make an exception for you because I love you so much I didn't know that but like I I just feel like I don't want to I just don't want to look at my own face but I like that they make me really small so I can focus on you and not me it's not small enough I'm still looking at myself it's terrible but I just and Tay's family's very FaceTime me it just feels like an assault on my, I don't know, personal space and privacy. Oh my God,

I fucking love FaceTime. But I do love an old, like an old school call. So I don't know if I'm gonna actually love this feature. Well, there's another feature that you're gonna love. It's called like, you know how back in the day

when you had an answering machine? Yes. You would screen a voicemail? Yes. So now, when somebody calls you and you wanna know like what they want. You can listen live.

I don't know if you can listen, but it'll transcribe. It'll come up and be like, hey, Taylor, this is your doorman. You know, there's a prostitute here for you. Want me to send them up? And you can actually answer as they're leaving the voicemail if you end up wanting to talk to them. Oh. So it's basically like a modern answering machine, which is really cool. I like that.

Yeah. Yep. And then they also have these, I don't understand VR at all. Tay explained it to me last night at dinner. Okay. So basically, I am scared about our society. Yeah. With all of these technological advancements, I just feel like we're just going to go so

into our own selves. And there's going to be like, we already have trouble with communication in this world. Yeah. Like this is going to real, I'm, every fiber of my soul is fighting this but like I'm also like I will not be left behind like I can't type because my parents thought that the internet was a portal to porn which was actually accurate but like I'm also very behind like I can't type did you never do like in maybe you might have been older than me no I we'd had like computer class maybe speak in that like where you would write the fox jumped over the thing.

I would play Oregon Trail. Do you know who invented Oregon Trail? No. I'm going to blow your mind. And this is how he's so rich. Who? Kevin O'Leary. I'm blanking.

Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank. Oh my God! You know how he says, in the intro, when they tell you all about the sharks, his is that he sold his education company for three billion dollars and part of his education company was Oregon Trail favorite fucking game ever bring it back my honestly make a series out of it I'll watch it I'm still recovering from my ox dying of dysentery such a huge loss for me my kid got typhoid

terrible I like how they would just like normalize like oh your husband's dead oh okay I guess game over oh my god dad if that is what I was talking to um I don't want to give away their identity but I was in like by the way you are so bad at that when you're on podcasts and stuff you always think you're being so subtle and you're not so I just want you to like speak carefully okay so I met these two people recently who um were brought up Mormon okay and and then that's all the details I'll give. Okay. But they were telling about like their experience in the church and like they're no longer in the church,

but they haven't like fully defected like Allah Whitney. Yeah. Okay. But they were saying that basically like, I mean, like you, did you do birthright? I didn't. I wasn't eligible at the time, but I know a million people who did.

Jackie did. And then there was like something, I can't remember now, like Kyriastos or something with catechism it doesn't fucking matter but my thing is like it's like a like a teenage journey yeah in Mormonism it's called like after you graduate high school you get like a letter and you have to go that's what the book of Mormon is about oh you go and like proselytize it's called um can you call like it's kind of like a rumspringa But the opposite Yes It's like the

But opposite It's like their version of Like Birthright I guess Where they go They can teach seminaries And yeah So they go like Into the wilderness

Yeah And they like I mean have like Nothing modern whatsoever And they put them in families And they have to like Role play the Oregon Trail Essentially

Was my understanding of it Okay Psychotic Oh that was the whole story yeah yeah no that was such a waste of time I'm so sorry to everybody bothering me what that word is called our Mormon listeners no it's like our Mormon listeners are gonna want to kill me but I've seen videos of girls like who are really into Mormonism like getting their letter from the church because you're going to it's kind of like college like you're going to Uganda like random kind of like college, like you're going to Uganda, like random places. But it's like they have to go camping and like proselytize

and be put in fake families and then like they have to wear like, like outfits. Is it missionary? Like you go on your mission, you get your mission. I think this is different.

I think that this is different. Oh. That mission is fun. You like travel the world. This is like hell torture. Oh. Yeah. Did you ever watch

Breaking Amish? Yes. Such a good show. Loves it. i would love when they would go on their rumspringa and like never come back from the english world i know i would never come back from rumspringa no me neither never there's something nice about being amish you don't have to like put on makeup or brush your hair i'm here for that i'm i feel that i'm part amish yeah in my soul in the sense that i don't like brushing my hair and i also like half up down so much, which makes me a polygamist. Half up, half down hair? Yeah. Is that how the Amish wear their hair?

Yeah. No, they wear like a white cap. Fine. Polygamists do. Polygamists do. Yes. Yes. They love a half up, half down.

So goggles. Oh, right. Oh my God. I'm very scared. So they're really fucking cool. Basically, so like the technology is it requires it's a lot of about eye technology and then also voice and then fingers but like when you want to like touch an app because like it's basically a screen that it's like everything is here it's like you're only seeing

your phone it's if your phone was like right right exactly but it you can actually see through the lens so you're not like in a blackout state so like when a person comes into the room if you're like in there watching it will like open up a spot so you can actually see somebody because they don't want it to be super antisocial yeah exactly so it's a good way to get attacked like if you're just in your goggles you know because you would see breaking into your house you would see right there got it it would open up for them but like you like if you want to tap on an app like you do like this with your fingers like how oh and how I guess basically like if you put them on and like you want to watch tiktok so you're just like in the tiktok yes kind of

then it was also like you can also like watch tv but you don't have to be in your home you could be in a landscape and it's like why no why I feel like they've been trying to make virtual reality goggles a thing for so long yes I'm not I'm not into it I will say so they're gonna be $3,500 I know my wife wants them I'm not fucking buying them oh my god I would come over and use it though I know you would I'll contribute you can over use it and fucking pee on our couch I'll pee on it I'll be having such a good time I won't even realize that I had to pee and next thing I know couch is yellow how does that sound I don't know. I just, I feel like they are, they're making me nervous, but I will not be left behind again.

I know. And I need to learn how to do this for the future. Yeah. Like all the hand motions that are a part of it. I'm going to walk into your apartment and you're just going to be like doing interpretive dancing. I'm like, what are you doing Taylor? You're like, I'm practicing for when my VR goggles arrive.

When do you think you're going to get them? Cause we're all going to have them at some point. No, I actually don't think so. I feel like it's one of the things that like tech has tried to put on us for so many years. Okay.

It's a novelty thing. It's cool to have. I don't think it'll become like a standard part. I don't think it's become ubiquitous. But imagine like not having to bring your iPad

and your headphones with you on a plane and just being able to put your goggles on. That's where they got me. Yeah, no, that's pretty sick. you can like fucking walk like can you imagine i feel like it kind of reminds me of the apple watch it's a it's very similar apple watch is cool it has a lot of benefits but it never became like a thing that everybody needed

yeah it's fetch it's like never really happened it's a novelty yes and i feel like that's what this is gonna be i hope you're right Cause I don't wanna live In this world No You know Yeah And I don't wanna Like my family in this world No

Like it's bad enough I feel like people Sit around now with their kids And everyone's on their own iPads Like imagine if you're Like this Scary It really is

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