The Toast - A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business. What do you mean? Our business is singing. It's Friday. Oh, you could sing a different song. I could, but there's really no other song worth singing on a day such as today.

I feel like there are songs that would capture the moment beautifully. I'm feeling so good about this. Celebrate good times. Come on. But let's celebrate. Now I'm feeling conflicted because obviously like you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But. But literally I'm sleeping and I wake up and it's Saturday. Like I spent the first 20 minutes of today

thinking it was Saturday. And- You're unproperly oriented. And I actually could cry like how upset I am. Like it's really crazy how it fucked me up. I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last week

where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but like I'm in- No, and I was screaming at you to be grateful. I'm improperly oriented and like, that's not my fault. And it seems like we just need to have orientation, you know? Today's orientation because it's Friday and I do feel like we're missing, you know,

one day we're gonna look back on this day and be like, we didn't even appreciate that it was Friday. I know, I guess because like next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving and I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today. Also, it's like one day we'll look back on this Friday and wish we appreciated it. Technically that would be on Monday. That will feel that way. But like Monday of next week is a Thursday. Okay, it's also really important to know like one day we will look back on today. And this is totally separate, but we're gonna be like,

oh my God, we were so skinny. And like, I'm just sitting here thinking like how fat I am. So that's important too. That's true. That's important too. That's what we call here at the toast perspective. That's so true. It's always good to remember that.

Like you can be bigger and you probably will be bigger. No, no, not only that, but like your current body that you hate is also future you's goal body. It's so true. It's so true. I just, okay, so like I was just looking at pictures from our Utah trip last year. And that was like right after I got off of Ozempic.

And I went on like a little bit of like, not a bender, but I like treated myself for like a month and I didn't weigh myself. And then I had weighed myself and I had gained four pounds and I was so upset. I was like, everybody's looking. They can see the four pounds on me. And I just remember like hating my body

and I just was looking at a video of me singing to the kids in Utah and I'm perfect looking. Like I'm so mad and I didn't even enjoy it. It's true. Oh my God. So that's just womanhood. That is womanhood. Enjoy today. Nay, it's personhood.

Enjoy what we have. And it is true that this is like our last full week until two weeks from now. But we have so much- So it's just our last full week. Where are we? So tomorrow. We have so much goodness coming up.

Like so much goodness on the horizon. And it's Friday. Like we don't even have to convince ourselves. Like next week is the best week of the year. It's the best week of the year. I'm seeing Wicked, I'm seeing the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I'm so excited for my Thanksgiving plans, even though we're not spending Thanksgiving together.

And you would think like, oh, it's the best week of the year, the following week's gonna be hard because it's not the best week of the year. But then next week we're together, it's Gizmo in Hollywood, Florida. We're performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino Stadium, not stadium, Arena, and it's gonna be amazing. You know we haven't really bragged about

it yet and that's be annoying but if there's like a toaster in your life I feel like this time of year like to get your friend like toasty something toast related for Christmas we actually have a lot of options obviously merch is always good but tickets to Gizmo that's a great gift if you're in the Florida area a patreon gift card you can buy someone a month of Patreon, an annual gift card of Patreon, you save 10% when you buy the annual one. Like there's a lot of toast related gifts out there,

not to be like self promo, but you know, this is a business, sorry. Also, if you don't live in the area, like might we suggest a girly swirly weekend to come to Gizno because the hotel- Might we. The hotel that we're performing at is so cool. And it's a- It's a guitar.

Shaped like a guitar, there is a casino, cool. And it's a guitar. It's shaped like a guitar. There is a casino, restaurants, like it's Florida in December, pardilicious weather, like come on down. I already came up with my Instagram caption for like the picture I take at Gizmo. I heard. Yeah, because I was thinking,

one of my favorite Taylor lyrics like to ruminate on these days is, lost the game of chance, what are the chances? And I'm like, oh, that's actually a good capture for like a Sarelli who goes to Vegas. And I put it on my Instagram. I was like, listen, I can't go to Vegas anytime soon. I'm not gonna be in like partying and up at a casino.

So if one of you wants this caption, you can have it. And then everybody was like, Turdy, Jizno was at a casino and I totally forgot. So I take it back, you can't use my caption. That's what I'm using. Yeah, I'm gonna be using, I don't know, something about the Jiz. There are so many. Something about the jizz.

I think you got a little jizz on your leg. That's a good caption. I got a little jizz in my heart. Yeah, Jackie jizzed all over my heart. Right? And we're gonna jizz all over your hearts. I just know, holiday spectacular. It's gonna be a jizz fest.

If we ever do like a show with an opener or something, like more than one performer, it'll be Jizz Fest. We'll just make Margot or Olivia come out and like talk for five minutes so we can call it Jizz Fest. So Jizz No Holiday Spectacular, December 8th, Hard Rock Casino, get your tickets. You are not gonna wanna miss this.

It's kind of like the talk of the town. I'm also really excited to come stay at your house because I know you've been shopping a lot of home goods and I feel like there's new things waiting for me. There's new things to see. Different, just like activities. I'm really excited to come stay at your house because I know you've been shopping a lot of home goods and I feel like there's new things waiting for me. Like different, just like activities. Like I'm just excited. And I know you got a cold plunge and Ben was so excited about that.

That's the big major update is that I got a cold plunge because as I told you, I'm working on like my garden. I'm doing like a Zen garden and I've got a cold plunge from Sun Home Saunas and I'm so excited because our husbands and you but I guess you'll be taking a break from plunging. But like- Oh, can you not?

I mean, you probably could, but like- No, I don't even like it when I'm not pregnant. Right. I don't want, like, it's not for me. Ben is obsessed. Our husbands are obsessed. I actually like got it as a gift for my husband and for myself, but I could like pretend to be selfless.

Sun home saunas like have the best cold plunges. They also have saunas. And so now I'm like- I would assume. Do I need a sauna? I would assume that sun. They also have saunas. And so now I'm like, I would assume. Do I need a sauna? I would assume that Sun Home Sauna also makes saunas. Yeah, no, they're the best in class. They actually gave me a code to share with everyone.

Code is the toast for $300 off. If you wanna give someone a sauna or a cold plunge this holiday season. I feel like you reach a certain level in like your content creator career when you get a cold plunge in your house. It's giving them all sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta put my hair up in my claw clip.

Just do a morning plunge. By the way, it's really a great way to start your day. I actually asked Dr. Fox about it. What he thinks of the science behind it. He said, personally, that's not something he engages in, but he understands the benefits. And Ben was really trying to get him. I'm like, Ben, he's a doctor, please.

Like Ben was like, no, no, you gotta try it, Dr. Fogg. No, the benefits are just like, they're so obvious, you know, like it's just an obvious good thing for your body, like the natural adrenaline, all of it. So I'm really looking for, I'm kind of like maybe gonna be a new person once I start like my daily plunge before the toast. Yeah, once she gets her garden up and running,

her cold plunge and her sauna set up, it is over for you bitches. But the thing is, the cold plunge is right around the corner, we just have to plug it in. The garden, okay, we're not gonna have fresh herbs for a while, okay? It's moving slowly.

That's actually really- But the plunge is here, and I'm gonna have it plugged in for Ben, for when he comes. It's not very clean of you. You're not having serving your family fresh herbs. So here's the thing. It's not even about cleanliness.

The store bought herbs are fine. The issue is when I buy herbs, I don't use them and they go bad. And when I need herbs, I don't have herbs. So I do need herbs off the vine. I just do. I have a problem with herbs. I'm glad we brought this up because Ben loves herbs.

Like he is always buying, he goes to the grocery store and he puts them all in one, like, you know, of the plastic bags. And if I'm ever using herbs, which I'm not, so this problem doesn't happen to me a lot, how one is supposed to differentiate one herb from another when they're not in packaging or anything, they're just all thrown in a bag.

That's why if you have a little garden and you could put like little signs, like where you put the leaves, that actually I understand because all herbs look the same. Like you want to tell me you know the difference between rosemary and thyme? No, you don't. Well, there's two ways to know.

One, you could smell them. I wouldn't know the difference. Smell check. Also my grocery store like has a bundle of herbs that you could buy or you could buy like a little package. Yeah, but the package like that's really not fresh. Oh, you think, no, I think it's fresh. They go bad in like two seconds.

And then also it's like, if you really want to preserve your herbs, like put them in a sealed container. I get targeted with that guy. Do you ever see that guy on Instagram? He's like, here's how to store your herbs. And then like how to take one herb, plant it in a little planter

and you could have Rosemary forever. No, I've never seen him. Yeah, I'm always like saving his videos. Let me ask me how many times I've gone back to. Yeah, to never return. You know what I think of when I think of like the classic herbs? I wonder if you're gonna guess, I feel like you're not.

Somebody from our childhood. The classic herbs. Like when you think of parsley, sage, rosemary. And now when I think of parsley, I think of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Now, and Time. And now when I think of Parsley, I think of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. No, one of the songs we learned to play, like at the, Jackie and I were in piano lessons,

like from the day we were born, like till we were 16, like seriously some of the worst days of my life. And the classic song, I feel like we all learned it at first was Scarborough Fair. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, Sage, rosemary and thyme. She was a true love of mine. Are you familiar with the Scarborough Fair?

Familiar with the first lyric, the rest is like totally you experience that's not like, I'm not like, oh yeah, I remember. Let me see if I just made that up. No, no, you didn't make it up. But the reason why I think that resonates more with you is I think we learned that on the guitar and you took more guitar lessons than I did.

Cause I remember our guitar teacher singing Scarborough Fair cause our piano teacher wasn't singing. And by the way, do you know that Scarborough Fair is a traditional English ballad? It's like what they used to sing like on a boat, you know, like a sea shanty. Yeah, a sea shanty. Oh my shanty. A sea shanty. I mean, I know a sea shanty.

I'm literally so cultured. That is seriously so funny. And I can see our guitar teacher singing that song. Okay, and I also got the wrong word. Words wrong. Where are you going to Scarborough Fair? Savory sage. Jackie, savory sage ros rosemary and thyme.

Mine was better, parsley sage. Yeah, throw an extra herb. But the thing about sea shanties is that they evolve, right? Yeah, yeah. They're kind of like- They're written, they're spoken word. It changes.

Spoken word. Yeah. Yeah, do you wanna know, I did something crazy last night. Crack? Actually crazier. Math. I feel like when I watch something really random on TV, that's like, you never would expect me to watch.

Like it's seriously so crazy. You wanna know what I watched last night? Porn. Kind of close. Tell me lies. No, I watched the Ashley Madison documentary. Have you heard about it? I have, I've almost started it on Netflix a couple of times,

but it's a tough sell to Ben. He's like, what? No, no, no, like don't watch it with your husband. It would be like weird to do that because- Give him ideas. It's like kind of, because in the beginning, they're like making the case to like infidel, it's just nothing, it'll save your relationship.

And then actually it's good for them to watch because they could see how like, you'll regret the day you ever did. But it's so funny. I'm actually I'm almost through with the third and final episode and I'm really enjoying it. I remember when it happened and it was a big deal, but like it was the biggest deal. And also, who do you think of when you think of the Ashley Madison scandal? Like who's the person that comes to mind? Kristen Tagman.

100%. And I'm like they keep talking about how like, oh, celebrities and powerful people. By the way, that was the craziest part. People sifting through the clients. Claudia, there are a couple other names that they shared that I didn't remember. Hit me. Snooki's husband.

Okay, so I actually knew that and I was not gonna share it because I love Snooki and like, I think she has a good marriage and whatever, like whatever they do behind closed doors is none of my business. So I was gonna say that, but I didn't wanna, I love her, I ride for her. think she has a good marriage and whatever, like whatever they do behind closed doors is none of my business. So I was gonna say that, but I didn't wanna, I love her, I ride for her. They're telling the perspective of like this

Christian YouTuber who like his whole career was taken down because he was on Ashley Madison. And when he was first exposed, he told his wife like, I signed up, I never met anyone. I never did anything. It was just like a curiosity. And that's like why my email is there. And like, she forgave him really quickly.

And then it turns out like like that's not what happened. I don't know, I haven't gotten to the part where they tell us like what he actually did but I think it's like crazy. And so I think that actually might've been what happened with Snooki's husband where like maybe like they were advertising everywhere like curiosity and that like I could see that being

a forgivable offense. Another name? Who else? Hunter Biden. I feel like on the list of things, it's like really not a big deal. Like I saw a video of him with like a gun and like a crack and it was, I was obsessed.

Like got a party, got a party with Hunter. Like to me, that's honestly like one of the more normal things you know. I know, but for me, like Josh Taichman will never disassociate from Ashley Madison. And like the fact that Hunter Biden sort of like eclipsed. Well, maybe if Josh Takeman was like doing crack with prostitutes and like holding guns at the same time,

that wouldn't be the craziest thing that he's ever done. But like, it's the crazy, he was also just like a family man. Like it was, and she was on TV at that time. So I understand why he got more flack than Hunter Biden. Honestly, like I- He really took the fall for the whole thing. For the entire thing. 37 million users and I only remember

Kristen Teichman's husband. Me too. Oh my God, that's like actually not funny. They had like little kids, but- They're still together though, yeah? Anyone else? I actually don't know. I don't think so.

Those were like the names that I knew. And then there were some people, someone was like a state prosecutor. There were 15 million dot mil and dot gov email addresses. Wait, what's dot mil? Military members and then also government workers. What about dot edu, like professors? Well, there's one professor who's like story they're telling.

And before he even told his wife, he committed suicide. Oh, boy. Yeah. I don't even know what like what he did on there. Oh, he was not only a professor, he was like a deacon. He was in like a ministry. They are still married, Josh and Kristen Teigman. He was very handsome.

So also, I want to know, like, did they ever maybe it's in the documentary. I haven't gotten there. Did they ever find out who hacked it? Because the hackers, like they hacked it and then they told the company like I haven't gotten there. Did they ever find out who hacked it? Because the hackers, they hacked it and then they told the company, they told the company privately, if you don't end this site, I will release all this data.

They had 30 days to end the site, but the founder would not. He wanted to take the company public. He was like, they were very mission-oriented. And the mission of the website was for just consenting adults to begin affairs. It was all married people, married men and married women. But it wasn't swingers. It was to have a fair, to have affairs,

like really just like physical, sexual, like people who don't want to leave, leave their wives. They just want like something on the side. Sex. Yeah. That's not so bad. No, it's they make you feel that way when they're like, they're like, life's short, have an affair. Right, right. But no. And I'm now coming to the crux of it. So I'm really curious if they ever found out who did it.

I'll find out later tonight. That does sound good. If you didn't just spoil the whole thing for me, like actually I would watch it. Because I didn't know like the details and even the rollout at first it was like, the whole world was waiting to see if they would drop the database.

They knew it was hacked. They knew they were threatening it. And then- Oh my God. And those like couple of days where Josh Taichman was like waiting see if they would drop the database. They knew it was hacked. They knew they were threatening it. And then- Oh my God, those like couple of days where Josh Taichman was like waiting for his email to drop, like I'm sure were some of the darkest of his life. And so first they dropped like the email addresses. So like, if you had an account,

like you had to tell your partner, but you could say like that YouTuber did, like I just had an account, but I never did anything. Then they drop like photos and the founder's email. And then I think after that, they drop like people's like messages and- founders email. And then I think after that, they drop like people's like messages and connections. Just nightmare. Yikes.

Oh my God. That sounds good. It was good. It was exactly like what I, I was just looking for something like that. That was like our version of like WikiLeaks, you know? Yeah. Like reality stars and their husbands

on ashleymadison.com. So crazy, what a crazy time. It was like kind of right before our time. Right before. I actually remember I was in high school when it happened because that was when Kristen Tagman was on- I don't think she was on the show. Real Housewives of New York.

I don't think she- Really? I think it was 2015 or 2017. You think it was before or after her tenure? I think it was after. She. I think it was before or after her tenure. I think it was after. She never like addressed it on the show. Ashley Madison, I don't think so. Missed opportunity.

2015. So you were in college. I was in college, yeah, okay, nevermind. And was she on the show? I don't know. It's Friday, we also have Queenie and Weenie. Did you, were you able to come up with Queenie and Weenie? Easily. How about you?

Me too. Me too. Like super easy. Obviously Weenie came to me in my sleep overnight. I had to. Yeah, you did. Actually my Weenie is like a, is multiple people, but like from the same organization. Are the CMAs?

No, actually. Oh really? They were like, you know, they were contenders, but no. They're contenders for me. It'll be a last minute, you know, winner by a hair situation. You feel in 30, 40 minutes. And maybe someone will come up today. Actually,

someone might come up today in our first story. Do we have a story about Mark Ruffalo? No. Are we supposed to? No, but if someone's coming up as a weenie, the odds are it's Mark Ruffalo. No, he's like an emergency lever. When all else fails. Yes, on a down week. Mark Ruffalo.

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although it should be. Thank you, Tert. You're welcome. Our first story, I know you're gonna be excited to talk about this cause the wicked promo is continuing and Ari and Cynthia have hit a bit of a snag. Some people are calling out actually one ex user called this out.

It's really taking the internet by storm because they sat down for an interview and people have been left baffled by a bizarrely emotional exchange between Cynthia O'Rivo and the reporter. So this is what was said. I'll do my best to make it make sense. And no, you can't because it doesn't. So they were in an interview and the reporter says this to Cynthia

about defying gravity, hold on. She said, I've seen this week, people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. And then Cynthia said, and then there's like this chill in the room and it's silent and Cynthia literally,

she actually clutches her. She puts her hand to her chest and she said, and she is just seriously bereft. I don't even know what the word is. She can't even speak. Like she actually has a tremor in her voice. And she's like, I didn't know that was happening. And she-

What was happening? The interviewer goes, I've seen it, yeah. And Cynthia said, that's really powerful. That's what I wanted. So just to go back- That's not what she said. Jackie, that's not what she said. She said this.

That's really powerful. Is. She said this that's Really powerful. Is she British? I guess so. Yeah, she has right? That's really powerful. And then she goes seriously like she sounded like a three-year-old That's exactly what I wanted and just to go back to what exactly what she want. I'm just gonna read the original Yeah, right. I I've seen this week people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. And so then a person on X clipped this and said, I'm completely mesmerized by this clip.

It's almost like they're speaking a language I don't understand. I can't catch the sense of it for a single moment. I'm not understanding the words or the feelings or the energy at all. It's amazing. Like, yes, what did you, what is what you wanted? No, no, there is no verb. Like there's no action in what the interview said.

Holding, and by the way, it's so important to know, Defying Gravity is a song sung by a witch who's like escaping on her broom. Like it's not a relatable song. Like I seriously, theater people, and this is really for me emblematic of how insufferable theater people are and how seriously they take themselves.

And I'm actually getting annoyed because this is really making me like hate the movie. And I'm sorry, Ariana's guilty too. Like the both of them, like the level of drama. She's like holding her hand. Holding their hand, clutching. And it's just like the 10th interview where they've cried like, and they have not once in my opinion,

cried over something that was worth crying over. Like the, I actually am getting annoyed with these two. Yeah, I can't watch the interviews. It's like way too emotional over like, it's a movie. Like, come on. About a witch. Yeah, come on. She was a witch.

Her sister was a witch. But what I like about this, it's like, I feel like she actually asked that or said that statement to like the perfect person. Cause imagine if you said that to someone that was like. Me? What? No, imagine like you seriously said to,

oh, Brian Cox, the dad from Succession. Brian, I see that people are taking a lot of the lines from the final episode of Succession and holding space for them. With that and feeling power. And finding power. Feeling power. He literally went, fuck off.

Like, I actually can't. And I think that it's reflective of the culture of like theater kids and how seriously they take themselves. And like at the end of the day, it's real. And I'm so excited for the movie. I've heard it is incredible. It's really, really, really, really like of the utmost importance that we all just collectively

take a minute to remember that like, this is a fake fictional movie that takes place in a fictional land. And it has like little people and witches. Like it's not real. Yeah, and I think it's good. Like I see that this is a referendum on theater kids, but for me, like it's a referendum on the way that we speak

and things have gotten to a tipping point. Like this is the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything and we're calling it out. And I like that and I think we need more of that. I like that too, cause that is what you've been saying for a while. Like the way people talk has completely lost its meaning

and it's just like words, words out and these words don't even like these phrases holding space. And we've been like making fun of holding space for so long and like now I'm trying to, now you guys see why because it's a meaningless phrase that's taking the meaning out of language. And I actually think that these two with their like insane marketing are actually starting to negatively impact the film. Yeah.

And I started to feel that like a week ago. But this really obviously crosses a new line for me, a boundary that I just, I personally can't get past, but I think that it would be in the best interest of the film and the budget and the movie ratings if everybody just went home now. Yeah, but you know what? It's like, it's crazy.

We'll look back on this as like this marketing period. It's like kind of like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga pretending they're in love or like when two people fall in love on the set of a movie, like that they, you know, market that. This is some sort of like press strategy for the movie, like marketing this like best friendship, like but to an emotional, like insane degree. And I think for in the beginning,

it was really strong because like, it's really like when two main characters are like in the relationship from a movie, and it's like, oh, well, you could feel the love. So it's like, oh, we are in the relationship from a movie and it's like, oh, well, you could feel the love. So it's like, oh, we are feeling the love. I'm feeling the love. But this has become psychotic. Of course, no.

At its core, at the beginning of them, they had said that they were only doing press together, that they really did not want to fall into that stereotypical Hollywood trap where two leading ladies, divas, hate each other and like they worked really hard on their friendship. And I actually really liked the whole concept of like them being so supportive of one another, being like true best friends, doing all press together so it's not like somebody has one moment and the other person doesn't.

There's really two stars of this film. And I think that that was like actually a really nice thing that they did. They have taken it to such a psychotic unwell level. Like I don't even give a fuck anymore. I wish they hated each other. Yeah. I said it hated each other. Yeah. I said it.

And also it's actually like two main characters did fall in love in the movie, but you can't market that, can you? Ethan and Ari. Oh, right, right, right. I saw Gail King was interviewing Cynthia Arrevo and she like brought up obviously like the poster and like Gail who is literally the opposite

of chronically online, chronically offline if you will. She didn't even know what she was asking. She was like, and so the poster and like Gail who is literally the opposite of chronically online, chronically offline, if you will, she didn't even know what she was asking. She was like, and so the poster and Cynthia was like, it was, I actually probably felt like really awkward. She probably felt really silly in that moment. She's talking to Gail King and she goes, you know, that was just like, like a human moment. I'm like, okay, is that what we're calling it?

I like that. A human moment. Yeah, that's like. I'm like, okay, is that what we're calling it? I like that. A human moment. Yeah, that's like when you're like, just you like fucked up human moment. I like that. Anyways, the movie is out. I do hear it's amazing. I hear there's like big spoiler things. I'm trying really hard.

Like I liked that they released it a week before Thanksgiving. So like the sooner the better, but I wanted to see it on Thanksgiving, like, cause I have the whole week off and I'm actively avoiding spoilers and I'll be so annoyed if I spoil something for myself. Yeah. So hopefully this is coming to an end soon.

The bad news is that there is part two coming out next year. So like this time next year, we'll be having the same conversation. Oh God, I forgot about that. Maybe by then they'll get into a fight and they'll give us something new to talk about. Yeah, we need to all collectively start planting seeds to make Ariana and Cynthia hate each other.

Cause they can't keep doing this. No, it's not sustainable for the culture. They've been doing this duo press junket, since the Met Gala, they walked the carpet together. And we have- Olympics. We have another movie in a year. So are they gonna spend the next- Pick up where they So like, are they gonna spend the next year? No, I feel like they're gonna go to MacGow and get like,

they're just gonna keep doing this for a whole year. Well, I've had enough, just if anyone cares, like, I don't know if they do. I've had enough. Like I had checked out, I watched a couple of stuff in the beginning, like Q, you know, R doesn't really do a lot of talking. So I watched some of the podcasts

and like the lie detector thing. And then I jumped back in on this and it's enough. It's too much. Dianna. Are you ready for our next story? Some crazy, Jesse Justice news. Oh my God, this is the story that never dies. Jesse Smollett's, just.

Smollett? Smollett? Jesse Smollett, I think, yeah. What do we call him? What's his name? We call him Juicy Smollett, because that's what Dave Chappelle called him. His name is Jesse Smollett. Okay, I.

But we've like larped him so many times to find his actual name. Yeah, I'm like, what's his actual name? I'm looking at it. Jesse Smollett. Jesse Smollett. Do you think it's Jesse Smollett? No, I don't think, you're making him French.

Like, it's Smollett. Maybe Dave Chappelle made him Smollett. Oh, he saysussie Smollet? No, I don't think you're making him French. Like it's Smollet. Maybe Dave Chappelle made him Smollet. Oh, he says Jussie Smollet. He made him Jussie Smollet. Seriously, one of the best Dave Chappelle jokes on the planet. Jussie Smollet's conviction overturned in alleged hate crime hoax.

So I have to read the whole thing. Cause it's like, that sounds like he got off the hookup. Oh, he was, it makes it seem like it wasn't a hoax he really was Hate crimes Victim of a hate crime No his conviction in the alleged hate crime hoax was overturned on Thursday by the Illinois Supreme Court So Jesse was convicted in December 2021 of five felony counts of disorderly conduct for allegedly staging a hate crime against himself in 2019 and was sentenced to 150 days in county jail plus 30 months of probation and 130 K in

restitution. This came after the original charges against him were dropped in March 2019, but the case was picked back up when the state conducted an independent inquiry with a special prosecutor in December 2023, a state appellate court rejected his bid for an appeal and it was ruled that he would have to complete his full sentence 6 days of which he served before being freed pending appeal. Earlier this year, the Illinois Supreme Court agreed to hear his appeal. In an opinion by the Supreme Court released on

Thursday, they found that the special prosecutor's decision to retry Jussie violated his rights. So that's what's been overturned. So it's not about whether or not he did it. Yeah, but the retrial. Because he did do it. Things he did, that. Things he did. This is mega country.

Things he did, that. He put out like a statement, or there was a statement of his, like a video of him like, you know, adamantly saying how he didn't do it. He's so embarrassing. Like seriously, if you guys haven't seen the Dave Chappelle, this is mega country.

You absolutely have to go watch it. It is the funniest and also like the realest breakdown of what happened. And I like, I seriously, he's such a freak. He also needs to stop like appealing. Because it's back in the news. Because it keeps, yeah. And like, maybe there was a world in which

if he had just like shut up and like did the crime, did the time, moved on. Six days. Six days. But no, and like did the crime, did the time, moved on six days, six days, but no. And now I just, I feel the needs. Like, you know, this doesn't mean that they're saying he didn't do it. They're saying like the way in which he was tried violated his rights on the retrial. Yeah. This is like a legal loophole, legal loophole.

His conviction was overturned asterisk. Yeah. His conviction was overturned asterisk. Yeah, his conviction was overturned due to some bad legal advice, not due to the fact that he is innocent. Correct. I guess that was too long of a headline because when I saw this, I was shocked. I'm like, wait, is there new evidence? Like, was he actually because what he said happened to him was so horrible that like. If there's any world in which it happened, like it's atrocious, but literally it didn't happen.

It's so crazy. That was such a crazy time. And to be honest, like this is, he's an actor, like the role of a lifetime for him, because he will to his grave take, he will say that this happened to me. Like he will never, this was, he has committed his method acting for life.

But it's so crazy. Like the guys literally said like, that's our friend and he paid us and he was a check stub. Jackie, there's literally the check. Hi, I'm Jesse. And literally there was a memo to fake beat me up, signed, juicy smollie. Like literally the worst criminal ever.

Like there was so much proof. The guys were like, yeah, we needed the money. Yeah, they turned on him so fast. So it was, it was so much proof. The guys were like, yeah, we needed the money. Yeah, they turned on him so fast. So it was literally a week. That was one of the craziest weeks of my life. Like I forget who the first person to like question it was because nobody wanted to be- How could you question that?

What he said happened to him was so abhorrent. Like no one was gonna be like, are you sure? But then it became like abundantly clear. Like so much wasn't adding up. Like we weren't actively, we were doing the toast. We were in our old studio. That was so crazy. So crazy.

And the more I think about it, I haven't sat with it in a while. That I don't know, things maybe were petering out in his career, maybe it was a slow. But they weren't, Jackie, he was on Empire, remember that show? Maybe he wanted to be bigger than that. And so he's like sitting there thinking like, how can I make a moment for a jussie self? Victim.

And he calls his friends to beat him up. Outside of Subway. And then I remember the prosecutor was like, so you left your apartment at two in the morning to go to Subway? Yeah, it was like in the snow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like three degrees in the middle of Chicago to subway? Like there was so much I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like three degrees in the middle of Chicago. You went to subway, like not even near your apartment in the middle of the night, why?

Right. No, freak of the century. I do respect his commitment. Like he can't ever, ever, ever admit that he did that shit. But why can he say it was a human moment? Yeah. Yeah. That he did that joke. But why can he say it was a human moment? Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't he say, what were you doing at Subway?

Oh, I was holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. I was eating fresh. It was also a bad moment for Subway. Like everyone involved was just like getting taken down by Juicy Smollier. It's so true. And so he just need to like remind you that this doesn't change what he did.

Yeah, this doesn't change reality. This is just legalese. Yeah, Juicy being Juicy. Juice gonna juice? Juice gonna, did you say it worth the squeeze? You know? Are you ready for our next story? I am.

Cara Delevingne is talking about how she took Taylor Swift on a wild ride while living together after a really horrible breakup of cars. So the model described what it was like to be the pop star's roommate while speaking to Nikki Glaser for an interview magazine Q&A published on Thursday. She said, I was going through a really horrible breakup and she let me live with her.

She explained without naming which ex it was that she had broken up from. So, no. it doesn't matter for the context of the story I'm just curious um anyway she said we're very different people she's very homely because she looked after me so well but we got into some not trouble but I definitely took her for a bit of a wild ride just to get her to blush would be great she also described the lured, she described the lured as one of the funniest people saying, the thing about Taylor though is I've seen her do a speech at someone's wedding before and it was a roast. She's one of the funniest, most clever people.

Anyone could roast her easily, but at the same time she could fuck everyone up so hard. I guess this is the first time I'm actually like sitting back and thinking what unlikely friends these two are. Like, Kara is such like a bad gal. I mean, we all have seen that photo of the bag of coke flying out of her hands. Like, she's such a party girl. She's like a really, what's the word I'm looking for? Like a rowdy, loud party.

And Taylor's so the opposite. She like sews with her cats and makes baked home goods and wakes up at six in the morning and goes to work. Like, so the fact that these two are friends, I'm just now like for the first first time realizing how odd it is. And I can seriously never imagine them living together. I feel like Kara's room would be covered in eyeliner. Like a tornado.

Like a pantyhose on the floor. Yeah, and Taylor is in the kitchen cleaning up from baking fresh cookies. Yeah, with eye patches under her eyes. Yeah, and music in the background, classical music. Yeah, it's like a sitcom, honestly, but it is true. So they met at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and it's crazy, like Taylor's had a lot of friends

in and out the door since that time that they've remained. Especially like model friends, like Martha Hunt. Curly Klaus. Lily Aldridge, although I do think she's still like friendly with those two swirlies, but not enough that she would like open her doors to them. Curly Klaus.

Curly Klaus. Curly K them. Curly clothes. Curly clothes. Curly clothes. Curly, curly. So the fact that they've remained friends like is actually so crazy. And that- When they're also such an unlikely duo. Makes actually no sense to me.

I know. And also this thing where like Taylor houses her single friends is like the funniest thing. I, when I had read this, I thought like Taylor houses her single friends is the funniest thing. When I had read this, I thought Taylor lent her her London flat. Not that they were physically in the same place. I thought she would do what she did with Sophie Turner when Sophie needed a place to live.

Oh, so I might try back a loft with the girls. And she gave her a place. But this, no, she really was slumber party. Slumber party. I wanna know more details. When, for how long? Which apartment? Yeah. I wanna know more details. When, for how long? Which apartment? Yeah.

I would assume New York, no? And also what was Taylor doing at that time? Was that during quiet, before reputation era? Was it? Was it with Travis? Oh my God, no, what? Was it like 1989? Like what do you think is Cara Delevingne's

hardest breakup? What was her most long-term relationship? Was it Ashley Benson? Or Michelle Rodriguez. Oh yeah. And Saint Vincent was another one. Which was a while ago. Yeah, maybe Ashley Benson, but that was like kind of recent.

But that was a long relationship. Yeah. Like, so that I think is where you would like need to live with a friend. Yeah. To be a fly on the wall. To be the housekeeper who comes in and cleans up. Like that's what I wanna know.

Are you ready for our next story? Number four. One. Yeah. Jason Kelce will be hosting a late night talk show for ESPN. Jason is joining the ranks of late night hosts as ESPN's newest front man of, They Call It Late Night with Jason Kelcey

said to premiere in 2025. The Super Bowl champ announced his new gig during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday saying the Philadelphia based late night talk show will debut in January. He said, I've loved late night shows. I've always loved them. I remember sleepovers watching Conan with my friends.

He sounded like Claudia. He said, we're gonna have a bunch of guys up there, legends of the game, friends that I played the game with, coaches, celebrities. The hour long show will tape on five consecutive Friday nights, kickstarting January 3rd. The date coincides with the last week of NFL's regular season and the playoffs.

He said it's gonna be a celebration. Okay, I have something to say, because I did see Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Jason Kelsey, and I don't think I've ever watched Jimmy Kimmel, so this was like my first foray into his interview style. You're much more of a founded girl. I am, I am, and last night watching this was proof. I need Jimmy Kimmel to respectfully shut the fuck up.

Oh my God, I've never seen somebody and I know this is like coming for me, but this is why I don't interview guests that much. He did not stop talking over Jason Kelsey. Like he was asking him like, what do you get for Taylor and Travis for Christmas? Like, oh my God, shut up. Why do you ask a question

if you don't let the person answer? Shut up. Oh man, it was bothering me so much. Like give him the runway just to let him talk. I don't know if he was like overexcited like that he's a big Jason Kelsey fan or this is how he interviews people. But the fact that this man has a career

is just like further proof that like in late night, all you need to be is like unfunny and a man. Like that's all it takes to be like a late night legend. He was bothering the absolute fuck out of me. So I couldn't even focus on the story at hand. I was just focusing on Jimmy Kimmel's like lack of talent, which was distracting and cause it's huge. But then, you know, now I can think about the story.

I like this. I just am like a little worried about Jason Kelsey. Like overexposure. Over exposure, but also like, you know, doing a weekly podcast, a weekly, like you don't want to run out of things to talk about. You don't want to start telling the same stories. Like I just worry a little bit.

I agree. However, I think so far we're still copacetic because like talking with your swirly brother once a week is one vibe. And then when he's doing his late night show, it's gonna be about other people. It's gonna be out at the game. It's gonna be a-

Well, hopefully he doesn't take a book out of Jimmy Kimmel's interviewing skills and he lets his interviewers talk. It's gonna be about the guests. It's gonna be like all stars, celebrities. So I think he'll be able to like turn the spotlight more onto others and just be a conduit where we can have a fun evening filled with football,

which is what I'm looking for. I feel like ESPN's slate of programming isn't like the best. I feel like they have a couple of shows, people love Stephen A Smith, but I don't feel like they have like a million, like amazing. I would have said they're the best in sports.

Yeah, but I mean like talent based shows that people tune into every week. They just put on ESPN when you wanna watch sports. Zach's show, Mike and Mike. What's that on? Okay, like you don't even know their names. PTI, PTI show. Let's see where it's on.

He watches that every day and he watches Cowl and Cowherd. Yeah, that one I know, Colin, yeah. Which I don't like. PTI's on ESPN, Colin Cowherd is on... I don't even know how I would find this. Where is he? I just don't feel like they have enough stars.

Fox Sports Radio. Radio. I don't I just don't feel like they have enough stars. Fox Sports Radio. Radio. I don't know, I just feel like they need more like glitz and glam when it comes to like, like stars having shows on their network. And I think that this is a good idea for them. I think this is a good idea, yeah. Like they had briefly tried to work with Barstool.

Like, and it like the whole thing. They couldn't take the heat. After one fucking day, which was like a good idea for them to work with Barstool. Like, and it like the whole thing. Like ending in flames after one fucking day, which was like a good idea for them to work with them initially and then they like seriously buckled under the pressure was so lame. So they've kind of like failed in this department repeatedly except for like a few core people.

So I think that this is a great idea. I think so too. I'm holding space for it. I'm feeling that. What am I doing? Holding space and feeling the power in it. No, Jackie, what am I doing right now? Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

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So. That's really smart, like of whoever's idea this was, because there's so much interest. And even without like the scandal, she was such a deeply like sought after person. People love to see her life even in the boring times. And so now to have given her a docu-series when there is so much going on

and there's even like a higher level of like intrigue with her personal life, it's really brilliant. And I think that like overall, this is like such a terrible thing that he did to her, but I think she will end up like kind of, kind of almost like a little bit like our animatics, like so much better because of it. Yeah.

Career wise. Yeah. I mean, people like love her vlogs and she's just like, you know, sitting in her car going to Home Goods UK version. Right. And so to have like something so highly produced like interviews, third part, like I'm really excited to see her in her element and like get her back

on my TV screen even though I do watch her vlogs on my TV. Like to have, it's different when you're filming yourself versus someone else filming you. on my TV screen, even though I do watch her blogs on my TV, like to have, it's different when you're filming yourself versus someone else filming you. Yeah, and like people are obsessed with like her nursery, like just literally seeing what the inside of her life looks like is so interesting. Cause she's just like a very stylish,

like really someone with such immaculate taste that even like the little things in her home, people are obsessed with, that's why her YouTube is so successful. Yeah, but then also like when you do know her, maybe like she's such a regular person, like she's so regular degular. And I think that's why people YouTube is so successful. Yeah, but then also like when you do know her, maybe like she's such a regular, like she's so regular degular. And I think that's why people love her so much

because it's like on the outside, she seems this way and you'd think someone like that would just be like so snobbish, but she is the most regular down to earth, like normal person. It's really crazy. She's literally one of the, or if not like the most popular reality star,

maybe after like Kim, the Kardashians, but like no one has parlayed like one season of a reality show into the fame that she has. No, it's really crazy. Like even before I knew what, before I only really knew who she was specifically when you watched her season, but I had heard her name before,

cause I remember when she became like the creative director of Pretty Little Lies. Pretty Little Thing. Pretty Little Thing. Everyone in the UK was freaking out. So I had heard of her quite frequently actually. I just wasn't familiar with like her origin story. Yeah, and it's been a great ride for her.

So I'm sad for that. That's what I'll be watching in January. And I do think that is a great segue into Queenie and Weenie because actually that story just booted who my Weenie was and gave Queenie and Weenie because actually that story just booted who my Weenie was and gave me a new Weenie. So without further ado, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the week, which is our final wait, I have to say, oh, you know what? Actually what I'm just, I, I am changing my queen.

Okay. Queenie and Weenie is our final segment for the week where we award the Queenie and the Weenie of the week who behaved in a Queenish way, who was a wiener. It's a seven day title, not a big deal. Like don't get your braggas in a twist. We'll start with Queenie because we always start with the positive. We always start. Can we start with Weenie? Because mine's, it's like a segue from the last story. Because I was before this morning, I didn't know we were going to talk about Cynthia and Ariana. And so I wanted to talk about it. So I was going to make them my Queenie, my Weenies of the week. Like, seriously, specific, like Cynthia more,

but them collectively, like they're out of control. But I just, they've been booted. That's what I was saying when I said a fifth might come up in the stories. I figured that would be Cynthia and Ari being your weeners. They were my original weeners, but I have decided to give it to Katie Robertson. And I'm sure you guys don't know who that is,

but it is the girl who went viral this week for basically admitting on a podcast that she's the reason why Tommy Fury and Molly May broke up because she had sex with Tommy Fury that night in Dubai. And she was really proud of the fact that not only did she have sex with them and she's the reason that she broke that the family broke up, but also she was the fourth girl he had sex with that evening. So she is a freak. She had this absolute mug on her face, like wanted to punch so bad. Yeah. Like free other girls in Dubai. But also I don't want to burst your bubble, but she's not the reason why they broke up.

Like there were literally probably 50 other reasons and it's like, you're not actually that special. And I know that some people actually don't even know the video I'm talking about. So I found it. Please do, please do. It's worth it. The tape and I said, can I post it?

It was like, if me and my, so Tommy Fiori was only this May just gone right so how did you have Tommy Fiori? So I was in Dubai and was at a club called Drift nightclub and he'd like free girls at the time bearing in mind before the applications. Wait hold on I need a time throw I need a time throw all. I need a time for all this. Molly May wasn't there. Was he dating? Was he with Molly May? There was a thing back in May this year, but Tommy was in Dubai for work.

So he was still dating? With Chris Brown. Yeah, yeah. Still dating. And he fucked Free Birds, plus me. He fucked Free Birds, except me. Plus me. Plus me. Ugh, I hate this bitch more than anything, and she's my weenie of the week, Katie Robertson. No, remember the name. I of course co-sign that.

My weenie is a little more innocuous. Just someone who like had a weenie moment, a human moment and just had a bad idea. And that's John Stamos. Oh yeah, yeah. I thought you were gonna say John Mayer for going to the Sabrina Carpenter concert, because that was also- Yeah, there were a lot of weenies in our midst,

John Stamos wearing both- Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. When it rains, of course. But like, you know, it's not that serious. And I know other people, and I've seen people weighing in, they're like, as a cancer survivor, this is not offensive to me.

It's not a big deal. It was just like a bad, not his best side and brightest idea. We've all been there by the way. And that's why it's so important to remember Weenie being a seven day title. Although I do think for Katie Robertson,

it will be an eternal title. Yeah, a lifetime achievement Weenie. Now Queenie of the week, do you wanna go for a second? I'll go first because of course my Queenie is Turtee. Of course I had to do it. Oh my god! That's so sweet. It was Turtee's big week, kind of the star of the week, the big celeb news of the week,

Turtee announcing her amazing news. Now you've been my Queenie for as many weeks as I've known the joyous news, but in culmination of all of that, you know, your determination and your showing up even in the throes of not feeling well, it's very much Queenie behavior. That is so sweet. I almost made my, I did make my Queenie up until two seconds ago

till I remembered something else I wanted to make my Queenie. I did make my Queenie initially, everybody who's been so nice and so happy for me, making me so excited. I was already excited, but now it's even more exciting. So everybody being so nice to me this week, you guys know I live was already excited, but now it's like even more exciting. Like, so everybody being like so nice to me this week, you guys know like I live for the attention,

especially when it's positive. So that really meant a lot to me. So thank you. But you are not my weenie because I got an email yesterday that actually became my queenie this week. What are you gonna share it? Cause we got another email yesterday that we fell off our chairs.

I know what you think it's about. I know what you think it's about. I didn't think it was gonna be it. So, you know, we get, I don't wanna say like a lot, but we get like a decent amount of fan mail and they're always really sweet. But this one like actually shook me to my core. Maybe it's the fact that I'm pregnant

or the fact that we don't have a father. Like it really got to me. Yes. And I won't share his father, like it really got to me, okay? Yes, yes. And I won't share his name, but I love this man, okay? He said, hello, Claudia and Jackie. Sorry, not me making everything about myself. He wrote Claudia and Jackie. I am a GenX dad with a 29 year old millennial daughter.

She lives in a different state, but I try to share experiences with her to stay connected. Our dog texts her with my help, of course, throughout the day, asks her how she's doing, shares daytime drama and photos. Since we share a Spotify account, I noticed that she listens to the toast. So of course I do as well.

My personal favorite is that we text each other our Queenie and Weenie of the week. Your podcast is more than the Fast Five stories that everyone needs to know. It's also something a dad and a daughter share together. Thank you for your podcast." Quote, love ya. Like I'm gonna cry.

It was so sweet. I literally wrote him back and I was like, Thank you for your podcast quote of yeah, like I'm gonna cry. It was so sweet. I literally wrote him back and I was like, oh my God, you just made my whole life. I love you so much. I never heard back from him, but hopefully he hears us. I know that his note meant a lot to us because I know he's checking in on a Friday because he loves Queenie and to know that he's the Queenie. I was like actually so overcome with emotion. It was the sweetest thing ever. That's emotional.

Plus you're pregnant speaking of, did you see that Volvo commercial that has everyone crying? I've been sent it quite a lot. And I'm actually like, I watched it for a couple of seconds and I needed a break. Like I haven't sat,

like I wasn't ready to take on that type of. I didn't make it all the way through. So it was just like too much. I'm like, why am I crying at a car commercial? Like when she said she was worried about going to, like doing well in class, I'm like, I'm out of here. I actually didn't even get there. I don't know what you're talking about.

So just like, I just saw the pregnancy test. I'm like, turn it off. Yeah, no, like just the pregnancy. Yeah, that's when it starts, just like the emotion. So yeah, I think it makes like everyone cry. And I guess I have to get a Volvo. It's the safest car in the market, Jax. It really is for kids.

I know, but I'm like so Tesla loyal. Like they'll have to pry the Teslas. I want all three. I want them X, Y, and Z. Like I want, I actually was thinking about it this morning as I was driving, like, where am I going from here? You know, Jerry's waiting for an answer on what kind of car I want next.

I haven't made a decision. Who the hell is Jerry? Oh, the guy, the Tesla. He's my sales associate at Tesla. And it's like- He's literally not even a person, right? He's an automated machine. I think so.

Even though he gets a little emotional, I think it's a person. I want a Y and a Cybertruck. I need both. Well, I want lunch. What are you gonna have? I don't know, the world is, oh, I'm actually at meeting Satchel for lunch.

I'll have to wait like a little bit before I go. Cratchel? Yeah, I'm having lunch with Cratchel, not a big deal. Oh my God. Just like, yeah, having lunch, a big lunch with Cratch. Big lunch with the big exec? Yeah. Oh my gosh, what's the occasion?

Sisterhood? Friday, Cratch was avail. I asked her if she wanted to have lunch, figuring, be like, now I can. And she was like, sure. Cratch was available, you never hear those words. You never hear those words. Cratch's availability is nil, usually.

Oh my God, send my love to Cratch, will you? I will, I'll send you pics of us at lunch. I'll take a couple of sneaky shots of Cratch. You guys, that's our show. Thanks for a great week. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the past five stories

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