The Toast - A Kelly Clarkson Sized Chip: Thursday, February 1st, 2024

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

Travis Kelce reveals exactly when he kickstarted romance with Taylor Swift (Page Six) (23:23)Fans call out Brittany Mahomes 'high horse' attitude toward stadium employee (Page Six) ...(30:00)Justin Timberlake Apologizes 'to Absoultely F--ing Nobody' Before Performing 'Cry Me a River' (PEOPLE) (33:54)Margot Robbie reacts to 'Barbie' Oscars 2024 snub (Page Six) (39:19)Kelly Clarkson says pre-diabetes diagnosis drove her to lose weight (Page Six) (44:52)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (48:53)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy. What is it? Oh, my God. It's Thursday. Did it. We're here. Done.
Starting point is 00:00:09 Goodbye. See you later. Sayonara. Shalom, motherfucker. It's been great. Have a great fall. Love ya. Bye.
Starting point is 00:00:16 It's been great. Love ya. Bye. Episode done and dusted. Deuces. No, we can't because we promised yesterday that we would do to your toasters today speaking of your toasters speaking of it it's a great time to let people know that claudia and i recorded a patreon yesterday we did unburden yourselves when we really just unburdened
Starting point is 00:00:36 ourselves with a lot of embarrassing stories from over the years i thought you were going to say that we unburdened ourselves with a secret confession And I just want to say don't include me You're the one who feels that way No I was saying something else Oh I thought because you said speaking of dear toasters Speaking of dear toasters because we spoke of dear toasters On unburdening yourselves yesterday And we had like a nice lively
Starting point is 00:00:57 Spirited chat about it Jackie we won't spoil it And I'm not going to have the same conversation twice But head over to the Patreon If you want to know some admin that's going on at the toast right now and how the hosts are feeling about your toasters. Also, I personally shared about five of like my most embarrassing stories. And three of them were stories I swear I would take with me to the grave. The yearbook, the mattress, and the flatulence.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Like I really thought I would never, ever tell anyone those stories. But I was feeling comfortable. I shared two or three stories that over the last few months like have really been burdensome. And I've been feeling like I need unburdening yourselves because like the only way I can feel better about it is if everybody knows about it. Even when they happened, I was like calling everyone just so like someone could make me feel better. Right. You tried to unburden, but it didn't work. It did. But also time will un your burden. And it's been a few months, but still, I'm obviously not over it. Now, I feel like we've spoken about this on the show before,
Starting point is 00:01:54 but have you ever thought, have you heard about like this thing where you get your colors done? I've heard about it. I think we should do it because I've recently been wearing a lot of pink. And by a lot, I mean, I literally have two sweaters. And I think, I don't know what it means. I think this means maybe I'm a spring and I think this might be my color does my face look different like more radiant to you today no I don't feel like pink like your colors are pink and it's colors like a physical thing or it's like a
Starting point is 00:02:18 spiritual thing no it's like physical it's like they'll take all these fabric swatches and like lay them on top of you and you will literally see like a difference in your face based on like how the different colors reflect off your skin tone, bring out your eyes, things like that. And there's two different sets of colors, springs and winters. I don't really know what that entails. And then once you decide whether you're a spring or you're winter, you go through all the spring colors and all the winter colors and find what colors suit you best so that like, you know, you have a big birthday party.
Starting point is 00:02:41 You want to wear the color that's going to make you most radiant. Yeah. Okay. I think we should do it. Okay, set it up. Okay. I'm going to see if someone can come to the house when I'm with you in Florida. Great.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Love that. Okay. Patreon. I thought when people say you should get your colors done, it's like a mystical thing. Like this is your aura. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That definitely is like a thing for special people where they're like, your aura is purple.
Starting point is 00:03:08 No, I'm talking about like physical. No, I'm not wasting my time or money. Someone telling me what my internal colors are. Like I'm fine. Yeah, I feel like I know what colors look best on me. It doesn't mean I'm only gonna ever wear those colors. And it's not like, the thing is at the end of the day, yeah, some colors might bring out some great qualities, but you look the same you know I feel like is there a color
Starting point is 00:03:29 analyst who watches this show I wear different colors every day instead of like wasting time at an appointment can someone do a virtual one for me like I'll pay but just like stitch together different episodes and see like where my colors do that before I've seen someone like take stills from the episode and be like this shade of green was not Jackie's color she should be wearing this shade of green okay someone do it for me but only use like the last six months of episodes because I've had the same lighting every day you know don't use when I'm at Jackie's don't use when Jackie's here like this exact setup great so we've got a great show like we said we have dear toasters we have stories and describe those stories for me in three words very very sad like just not great it's so today's like not going to be a day about the stories
Starting point is 00:04:14 so you're saying we should continue to dilly dally we should love that i watched our episode yesterday twice it was so joyous and grateful great no it was so joyous and great excuse me and it was just we were making me giggle like i was just who are those girls we're funny girls we're funny gals i don't feel like we don't get enough credit for it no we're not appreciated in our own time okay so funny that you said that i was having this conversation with ben yesterday like about work stuff i forget what i was talking about and i was talking about the toast and he was like you guys have such a chip on your shoulder like the way you talk about like your business and like the industry i'm like no we literally do
Starting point is 00:04:56 because nobody respects us yeah he was like what are you talking about like everyone loves you your show is huge you guys have the biggest fucking chip on your shoulders like you need to stop you get no respect none and it's easy for him to say who just woke up one day and said i think i'll start a podcast and hillary duff comes through the door and john stamos and everyone can't wait to get on good guys and it's just easy for him to say right like maybe if you had a business that had failed multiple times you would know what it's like actually let's not forget ben is a formerly failed podcaster his old podcast the schvitz which those og toaster girls who listen just to be supportive it was one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet today and there there were like about a thousand girls who showed up
Starting point is 00:05:40 every week by the end it was really down to like a thousand. Those girls, I love you. Where are you? Like you deserve a medal of honor, a Nobel Peace Prize, a Purple Heart. I don't know about that, actually. Which one, the Purple Heart? All of it for listening to a bad podcast. They deserve something for their fierce loyalty. For sure.
Starting point is 00:06:02 To us. Like it wasn't even to Ben. It was to us. Yeah, but like you could just listen to the toast It's enough Diana and Patreon So true Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:10 Don't feel like you have to Listen to good guys Like for us anymore Yeah no You definitely don't By the way They literally don't even need us I feel like they're gonna surpass us
Starting point is 00:06:18 I hate them No I know That's what I'm saying Yeah They're the competition turdy It's so true And they're so problematic They're so Oh my gosh Good guys's so true. And they're so problematic.
Starting point is 00:06:25 They're so, oh my gosh. That Ben's offer? Good Guys is over party. Good Guys is over party. Have you heard, we need to stop talking about them and stop saying their podcast name on our big ass show.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Good Guys is bad guys. Sounds like the good guys are not good. Not so good. It's a good scandal over at Good Guys. Documentary. So let's chat. Okay okay let's do it i got my cabbage in did you lay those warm leaves on your breast not warm cold they should be cold and when they are cold it really is so soothing like even if the cabbage doesn't do what cabbage is supposed to do it's a nice feeling pleasant experience but the cabbage is cabbaging because when I woke up this morning
Starting point is 00:07:06 and I didn't nurse or pump at all through the night, I did not have pain. That is so exciting. Now, paint a visual photo for me. Are you wearing a top while you're in bed? Are you wearing like a robe? I'm wearing my pajamas and a comfort bra to keep the cabbage in place. Oh, you're not just laying there titties out, cabbage on. No, why would I do that?
Starting point is 00:07:26 Because that's what I would do. This is how I was envisioning it. No, I have the cabbage like placed in my bralette. That makes way more sense. Way more sense. And it didn't move while I was sleeping. Smelly? No, but I'm also sick.
Starting point is 00:07:37 So if it does start to smell, I won't even know. Wait, you slept with it. Slept with it. Did Zach say it smelled? No, no one. The only person who noticed was Bruno sniffing me this morning oh my god
Starting point is 00:07:47 looking for some cabbage that's an amazing call ugh I'm like so depressed that I don't have a dog like that's why you gotta come down here Turdy like
Starting point is 00:07:54 I know I'm actually so excited to see Bruno and I'm gonna treat Bruno like he's my dog like I'm gonna take him for every walk every meal I need to get back
Starting point is 00:08:02 in the swing of like what it feels like to have a dog I totally forgot oh and I never updated everyone about brusseldorf because yes brew was having some health issues brew was not brew when we got back from family vacation and we gave it a few days and he still wasn't being his normal self and of course we took every precaution because of what happened with dew and every thing that I was saying to
Starting point is 00:08:20 Claudia that brew was doing she was like Theo used to do that we said really I was like it was I wasn't just saying that. I was like, I think he's limping because he tried to jump off on the bed and he fell, and now he's hurt. She was like, we thought that about Theo. No, he was limping, and we were like, he fell off the bed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:34 So took him to the doctor, ran every test that we could, and between the tests coming back, two out of three came back and they were totally fine. The third one hasn't even come back yet, but Bruno is back to himself. I'm'm no longer worried I should probably just call and make sure the on cocaine blood test was fine but I feel as though if there were bad news they would have called me you know what I'm so glad you brought that up about like test results and stuff I just feel like the medicinal industry like needs to do a better job about getting us our results
Starting point is 00:09:01 like I missed a call last week I got like a throat culture because I thought I had strep and the immediate like the rapid one came back negative and they're like we'll send it out and call you so I missed the call and then I called them back and they didn't pick up and I just feel like they should have tried harder to get in contact with me because I forgot and then yesterday I was like wait do I have strep so I called like by the way I never got those culture results and they were like hey you're negative so maybe that's why they didn't try so hard if it's not something that you absolutely need to know. So I should just find out about the results. But so Brew is back to being old Brew.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I do think he was punishing us. But Jackie, do let me know if the third result is white platelets, okay? I'll let you know. I think he was punishing us for leaving him behind and he was acting out and he made mommy run up a bill of thousands of dollars of tests just so he could get like a little attention and love that's what I think I don't think so because we didn't even get to share on the toast like the most amazing thing ever that happened something really devastating that happened to me was Theo's best friend in the world his walker his sitter who for years he just loved moved it was devastating really really
Starting point is 00:10:07 devastating but he texted me he's like just want to let you know I've moved down to Florida and then when we were looking for someone for brew because you don't have like your whole setup yet you don't have your dog friendly living you don't have your I just found a spray tan I just found a spray tan like you got to find new people when you move. So I was like, wait, maybe he lives near Jack's. Lo and behold, he lives like 30 minutes away. Bruno spent an amazing three weeks with him in his like community with all these people who loved Bruno. And like, I actually don't think Bruno was acting out at all.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I think he had the best time at Murphy's. He had a great time, but he was also sick there too. So it was just a lot for Bru. And the thing about Bru is he's Tinkerbell. Like if he doesn't have attention, he will no that's not who he is bruno is literally like the boy in the plastic bubble bruno goes nowhere sees nobody like he's always in his house that's very clean with his branch basics products like he left the house and he got sick no bruno no struggle he's john travolta bruno knows struggleuggle. Johnny Depp. Bruno knows Struggle.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Bruno doesn't know Strife. He knows Strice. That he does. Bruno works so hard. He puts the whole family on his back. He's the glue. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I don't know if anybody's been noticing like the extra pussy I've been putting into toast Instagram. Oh, you've been doing some stories. I've been like, you know, making more content, posting more reels, just trying to like up our pussy on social media. And I started a new segment on the Instagram called YTCOTD where I didn't explicitly say what the acronym stands for, but I really felt like it was self-explanatory. Everybody knows, everybody, let me say, everybody knows otd is of the day so that's
Starting point is 00:11:45 half the acronym already solved for you and then using context clues you could figure out what the rest of the acronym stands for so what i would do is like the youtube comments are so funny sometimes that these people deserve a platform so i've been screenshotting one a day and giving it the award of the youtube comment of the day so i put a screenshot of a youtube comment. I put YTCOTD. How do you not figure that out? You just can't. You can't. YT is so YouTube.
Starting point is 00:12:09 You can't raw dog an acronym. You have to post it once. You can. You post it once. YouTube comment of the day, parentheses, YTCOTD. And then going forward, it can always, you have to do it once. That's like literally textbook. I just feel like our Gen Z listeners figured it out well then
Starting point is 00:12:25 you're being biased towards Gen Z listeners and leaving everyone behind and this business sorry I'm so young this business was built off the backs of millennials so you're really gonna do that no I so love our millennial audience I love our boomers as well but you know ever since we've kind of like I said taken off on TikTok our submissions for your toasters we've been getting like a bunch from like literal high schoolers and we have one today and I just feel like it is our opportunity like I wish I could talk to myself when I was this girl's age because she's going through something extremely relatable the boy she was snapchatting with like totally changed his vibe you know and I just think like our advice is going to be really important to her speaking of snapchat have you been seeing these hearings?
Starting point is 00:13:05 You know what? I have. People who bought drugs on Snapchat? So like the heads of Snapchat and so Evan Spiegel and Mark Zuckerberg like are having to testify in front of the Senate about social media and like kids and social media bullying.
Starting point is 00:13:20 And then also one parent, their child was able to like buy drugs via snapchat and they died of an overdose because it was like fentanyl pills right and this the person questioning evan spiegel was just going like so hard about like what are you doing like do you want to apologize to this parent and like he seemed like extremely upset about it and contrite and was talking about like all the measures that they've taken and what they do to like try and stop these things from happening but like snapchat's not the reason why there's like fentanyl in the country well also it's a tough question because if he says sorry
Starting point is 00:13:52 that's almost like an admission of guilt and like you open yourself up for like a lawsuit oh yeah that's something else but it's like snapchat played a role in this for sure but like what about the fentanyl yeah yeah and I I saw people having this conversation in the comments of a TikTok where Mark Zuckerberg was being berated and there's enormous blame to be placed on these platforms for like the safeguards they claim to put in place that literally don't work it's it's really they're not doing enough but there is also a conversation this is what people were saying in the comments like about I feel like this is gonna be like a hot take but this is what people were saying I mean like about parenting like you need to really monitor your kids activity on social media the amount of time
Starting point is 00:14:32 they spend on social media what they're doing on social media the access they have like it is this this this exists these monstrous companies they exist and there's nothing really we can do about it so how you protect your kids is of paramount importance no yes and i was going to say also the parenting of the people who are doing the bullying like where the fuck are you your kid's a monster you've raised a monster oh my god i just i saw another tiktok this woman she was saying she's like i just found out like my kid's the bully what sort of bullying i don't know there's there are varying degrees of bullying and I think also the word bully has become like somebody says something that I disagree with or that's like constructive you're a bully there I'm talking about like true bullying like physical violence verbal violence
Starting point is 00:15:14 yeah totally I don't know what kind of bully I think it was like you know shoving into lockers like old school yeah but the bullying has just like reached new heights and it has i feel like i was seeing mark zuckerberg there was a kid from chicago um and he committed suicide because he was being bullied on facebook i and i i remember when the story came out i'm just trying to see if it was the same child but I'm pretty sure this kid killed himself because people at his school were saying that he's unvaccinated yeah and that comes yeah because I remember that story came out like a few years ago someone a kid in Chicago like committed suicide he was being bullied at school because kids were saying that he's unvaccinated
Starting point is 00:16:02 and I think the whole time he was vaccinated anyway but like that comes from that's so weird that comes from the parents for sure for sure and that's what I mean like parenting yeah no there is a big conversation to be had about the platforms but there's also an equally large conversation to be had about like what kind of people are we raising and how are we raising them like some people are animals yeah and it's not you know not every child who acts out it's the direct result of like their parents but like no no but if you know that your child is a monster like take away their phone it's not it's on you to put them in some sort of like facility for troubled youth yeah no for real yeah and not give them access to bully unfettered but there is is also, because of social media, kids are so fucking secretive and private.
Starting point is 00:16:47 It's entirely possible that there are these monstrous kids whose parents think they're like amazing. Like kids can be like really duplicitous and evil. But just as the kids have access to social media, like the parents should be able to see what their kids are doing. A thousand percent. Make a finster.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Like get in there. By the way, that's literally that whole storyline of Allison working moms like her kid is insane and she only finds out because she found her finsta and made a finsta and like followed her but um I really hope by the time my kids are like 11 12 13 there is like something you know in place but if not like I'm gonna choose a school where like me and all the moms get together and we say like no phones yeah because if all the kids have phones and your kid doesn't like then your kid's a loser and you don't want your kid to be a loser and then they're nobody has a phone and then it's gonna be this thing it's very hard flip phones like we were do you know how happy we were with
Starting point is 00:17:37 our flip phones and our like four text messages a day snake brick breaker. Like it was so simple. Yeah. Simple times. Love. Let's go back to that. Yeah. Stop. It's so sad. So yes, I have been seeing those hearings and actually I wasn't really paying attention, but now I will. Yeah. And I just, I've been trying to figure out if it's the same boy with the unvaccinated bullying and that's what this is. So parents, that comes from you his pair his parents are at the hearings yeah they they spoke to mark zuckerberg oh damn yeah but then the evan spiegel one was the the drugs one yes yes yes so while social media is like a vessel for which people can carry out bullying like there are a lot of steps and people that can stop it along the way.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah. It starts at home because sadly, like I think what you realize is like the world ain't going to protect your kid. Like you have to. Yeah. But also the parents of bullies, like cause a 15 year old kid doesn't get the idea to bully someone for their
Starting point is 00:18:44 vaccination status without it coming from parents. Yeah. Like, cause a 15 year old kid doesn't get the idea to bully someone for their vaccination status without it coming from parents and society. So like, that's a disgrace. Agreed. And, and where the fault lies is not entirely with Mark Zuckerberg. That I agree with. Even though the way he places his platform is pretty shitty. All the platforms are awful.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah. So those are my thoughts. Those are your thoughts. I think I'm ready to get into the stories because we do still have to your toasters. True, true. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by the new Lionsgate film, Scrambled. Scrambled is a heartfelt yet hilarious journey of self-discovery and self-love.
Starting point is 00:19:29 It's written, directed, and starring Leah McKendrick, who is, quote, among IndieWire's top female filmmakers to watch this year. So the storyline is a tale as old as time. Quintessential eternal bridesmaid Nellie Robinson, who is, of course, played by Leah McKendrick, constantly finds herself between weddings, baby showers, bad dates. So when she begins to feel like the clock is ticking and she is faced with the bleak romantic prospects that she is facing, Nellie makes the brave decision to freeze her eggs,
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Starting point is 00:22:11 hold on. Uh-oh. It's contagious. Oh, and also I realized that wasn't going to be a fire point. I don't want to continue with the sentence. You go. Oh, what was it regarding? I don't even want to bring it up.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Our previous conversation? Social yes yes but like wasn't a good point like a bad point or just like a lukewarm point no like a really dumb point oh okay well now I kind of want to know I like it's just when we think about these like evil like you know Mark Zuckerberg type like I don't really include Evan Spiegel in that. And I feel like maybe that's just wrong of me because he's just like traditionally handsome and Jewish. Like, maybe that's why I think that. But I don't think of him as like those evil tech king, you know? I understand what you mean.
Starting point is 00:22:54 He's definitely separated himself from the pack. But I guess, wait, Mark Zuckerberg, like, I don't know. Mark Zuckerberg just gives like alien vibes. Yeah, no, but also Mark Zuckerberg is like a vulture and he just like consumes and destroys everything in his path. And these little companies he steals like he's infarious. Mark Zuckerberg really also like does control so much. Like Snapchat is like this tiny corner of the Internet to me just doesn't feel like this all powerful being.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Agreed. Evan Spiegel. Agreed. Maybe it wasn't a bad point. agreed right maybe it wasn't a bad point our first story pat mcafee knew the girlies were hungry for some tea and he had travis kelsey on his show where they were just chit chat chatting about so funny how like travis gave more to the pat mcafee show in terms of taylor than he gave to his own podcast well i think because pat mcafee was prying a little bit and Jason knows better Jason knows better you know yeah but also like did Travis have to do this interview no but I think people just like popping on to the Pat McAfee show that kind of seems to be
Starting point is 00:23:56 the vibe but I also I also thought that Pat McAfee like was team Aaron Rodgers and would never have Travis on his show because Aaron it goes on Pat McAfee all the time Aaron and Travis have beef and that beef started on the Pat McAfee show but I guess he's kind of like this neutral Switzerland show like everyone can come out and start whatever sort of drama they want to right and I do feel like the Aaron Travis Kelsey beef is like not so serious it's's just kind of like them taking jabs at one another, but like not serious beef. No, and that's what I learned also from watching this new episode of New Heights
Starting point is 00:24:32 was that this video had went viral before the Kansas City Chiefs game of Travis throwing the helmet and football of the Ravens kicker. Because apparently like he was in Patrick Mahomes' way before the game while they were training. And they talked about on the podcast, Justin Tucker was like a little butthurt about it
Starting point is 00:24:46 in his post-game interview. But it's like, they all just like kind of like spar with each other, but it's not serious. Like Travis called him a dick, but I don't, like it wasn't, like, I don't think they're beefing. No, they're just being guys. And I saw that video and people being like, Travis, Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes are bullies.
Starting point is 00:25:00 They threw the equipment of the other guy. I'm like- This is what I'm saying, manipulating the word bully. Claudia, we're literally watching these people tackle each other. Like this is a game where they just abuse each other. And he threw, he threw the equipment and you're sad.
Starting point is 00:25:15 And you're sad about the equipment. When I climbed into bed, I start feeling sad. Why did Patrick throw the other team's hat? And suddenly I miss my mom and my dad. Like, are you joking? You can't be so soft if you're watching football. She said what she fucking said, bitch.
Starting point is 00:25:34 They're literally beating each other to the ground. No, like, ever heard of CTE? And you're upset that his helmet got tossed? You're in the, go back to not watching football then. So what did Travis say on Pat McAfee? So he talks about Taylor. What he said was interesting. They talked about the first game that Taylor went to.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah. And Travis said, we had known each other for close to a month up to that point. So we knew that there was the concert at Arrowhead and then jumped to the first game together. Then we knew obviously- No, but before that, Rockin' the Stage at Arrowhead. Rockin' the Stage, right. That's what I said, concert at Arrowhead.
Starting point is 00:26:16 No, no, no. But then like a few weeks, in between the concert and the football game, he went on Pat McAfee and like basically invited her publicly. We didn't know that they had already been hanging out. And that's why we were all like, okay,
Starting point is 00:26:27 thirsty loser. Well, not maybe all of us, but I definitely was like thirsty loser. Sit the fuck down. When he did that interview that was wide ranging. He said like him and Taylor had been together or maybe it was her interview. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:38 They said they'd been together for a while. That first game wasn't their first time that they met, but that's how it looked to us. Yeah. But now we know it was a month. So it still was kind of early for them to be public but yes yes yes when you know you know he said it wasn't just an out of the blue hey come to the game that's what it looked like though so I'm glad it cleared that up but I also appreciate him really helping us with the timeline like he I don't think he like actually I do think he understands like
Starting point is 00:27:03 how important this is to so many people and like him just dropping context clues every interview is enormously helpful for us like putting for those of us like working behind the scenes putting together the time yeah and I think it was when Olivia was on the show when she said they've definitely been dating for so long even before the concert and I was like huh I don't know but now we know like yeah we need to know these things. So the concert was what, July? The concert was July, yeah. Football's on in August? September.
Starting point is 00:27:34 The first game was in September that she went to. Got it. Okay, so he said, we've been together for a month. So they really started in August. So they have been together for? Six months almost. Wow, that's like a real ass relationship. He also said he is not
Starting point is 00:27:48 going to the Grammys. Right. Which I think we all kind of expected. He also said I'm probably not going to the Grammys. I feel like he's waiting for maybe to get permission. Jackie, I will pass away. By the way, I'm low-key excited for the Grammys. Do we have it as a story? No. Luke Combs
Starting point is 00:28:04 is performing at the Grammys with Tracy Chapman. Oh, because Fast Car is nominated, right? And Tracy Chapman has not, yes, Tracy Chapman has not been seen
Starting point is 00:28:11 or nominated, or, excuse me, has not been seen or performed literally since like 2008. Like, the fact that she's coming out of the woodwork is the biggest deal
Starting point is 00:28:17 and the fact that it's for Luke, like, we stan. Oh, that's exciting. I hope Travis shouldn't go to the Grammys. I think it would, like, take away from, like, the seriousness of the,
Starting point is 00:28:28 like it's a Super Bowl. You've got to train. The seriousness of the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. I thought you meant like it would overtake like her moment. No, no, no. They're a unit now. They're a team.
Starting point is 00:28:38 They're a unit now. I also don't think that this is like Taylor's Grammy. I feel like we know certain years when she's going to sweep. This is a very competitive year. And while it was the year of Taylor, the thing she's nominated for, like, I don't think she'll win a ton, but she should win something.
Starting point is 00:28:52 We need her to win at least one so we can hear a speech and see if she talks about him. When I got up to the podium, I think that I forgot to say your name. She would never do that to Travis, but she did do it to Calvin Harris. It happens. It happens. It happens.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Like it couldn't happen when there's a presence in your life as large as Travis Kelsey. Right. So I don't think he'll be there and I don't think that he should be there either. I need, I need new music from Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:29:20 in a biblical sense because I need the tiniest window of what into what's what's going on I totally agree anyways he was having fun on the show Patrick Mahomes came in said showed his face good times cute anything else he said that struck a chord with you no no no but he was just being very open he said we're two people in a relationship supporting each other we love cute so i'm like oh so you're in a relationship which we knew that oh so you love her well they do love each other like they were saying it in the field that we know yeah are you ready for our next story? Kind of adjacent news. So we'll switch gears.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Okay. Fans call out Brittany Mahomes' high horse attitude towards a stadium employee. She's just the worst, they said. So fans are slamming Brittany Mahomes' attitude toward a stadium employee in a viral TikTok posted by CBS after the Kansas City Chiefs game on Sunday. Brittany can be seen walking with her husband, Mahomes before turning to a stadium employee and quote quote they're quote rudely asking where do we go from here as she spun her finger in a circle everyone's saying attitude she needs to get off her high horse oh my god you guys it was literally like the least I I could have if I hadn't known that there was like a story behind this I would have watched the video and moved on with my life. Yeah. It was so nothing.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Moving her finger in a circle. Like she was just like, where do we go from here? Like it was so innocent. He was like one of many people guiding them out of the stadium. You know, they go through tunnels and whatever to get to the back exit. It was so harmless. It was so nothing. People really need to leave this bitch alone.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Like for real. I saw the headline a number of times before. I was like, you know what? Let me watch the video and decide for myself. I'm like, like that's it we didn't even like see her who she's talking to nothing burger nothing burger people go so hard against her and then also you know then everyone comes out and is like yeah this has been my experience with her too I just there's not enough there there for me. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:31:29 It's like when something like this happens, first of all, this is a nothing burger story. But then people use it as a time to be like, I waited on her once and she didn't tip me. And I just don't believe that. I have heard many, many stories about Travis and Travis, Patrick and Brittany, like going out to dinner, paying for everyone at the restaurant's table like they're extremely generous they lift up their community they invest a lot in their community they're extremely charitable like I really had enough and I don't even particularly ride for these people or this family but like to see someone like constantly being berated yeah stop yeah I don't know and it's also like a handful of people where she has interacted with thousands of people in her life.
Starting point is 00:32:06 If this was really like, she's this horrible, awful person, like it would be overwhelming. Not just like, I waited on her once and she didn't tip me. Like, what does that mean? A zero tip? A low tip? A tip that you don't think is high enough for how much money he makes?
Starting point is 00:32:20 Right. And also, who are you? Are you even a waitress? Like people just make shit up these days. People are liars. Yeah, I'm so over it. No, and the thing with Brittany Mahomes is I have done a bunch of research like when it all started so the thing that really set people off that started like a kind of a hate train for her is she was in a suite at a Kansas City game her husband's team won and she takes
Starting point is 00:32:39 a bottle of champagne and shakes it and like sprays it on the crowd like they do at concerts and stuff. And people are like, that is disrespectful. On the crowd of people in the stands? Yes. Okay. And, okay, yes, like could someone make an argument that like it was kind of an annoying thing to do for sure. But like do you know football culture?
Starting point is 00:32:58 People like shit themselves because they're so drunk. Like really now we're all about hygiene and cleanliness and respecting people's boundaries. Like have you seen the videos of what goes on at football games? Right. Please. That's really where it starts from? Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Yes. Then she made this other video. She just became kind of like a, and all in support of her husband. Like, she became like kind of a really crazy fangirl. So there was this video that went viral where she won a game. She's in the speech. She's talking on her phone. To all the people that doubted us and hated on us, guess again! And she's like being a little nuts.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And yeah, like it's annoying for sure. But like leave her alone. The more people like want to dislike her and the more you tell me about these like non-incidents, the more I feel like I want to defend her. No, same. Just for the sake of like humanity. It's the principle of the matter. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah. Exactly. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Justin Timberlake apologists to quote absolutely fucking nobody before performing Cry Me a River at a concert. Justin Timberlake celebrated his birth,
Starting point is 00:34:07 Timberlake celebrated his birthday with a one night only show in New York City and made it clear he has nobody to apologize to. The former NSYNC frontman turned solo star turned 43 on Wednesday and celebrated by playing a free show at Irving Plaza, performing both a slew of his career spanning hits and some of his new music, sorry. Before
Starting point is 00:34:25 singing his hit, Cry Me a River, he took a moment to share some candid thoughts with the crowd. He said, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to fucking nobody. He said before the song, a concert goer confirmed to People Magazine. Okay, this is so layered because I feel as though it's extremely incongruous with his PR strategy up until this point, which has been ignorance, like ignoring this big elephant in the room, and be just like acknowledging like there are people who hate him, but there are also people who love him and like he's just going to make music for them. And Jessica Biel has been working overtime with her eating in the shower idiocy. And she's been all over my TikTok like, happy anniversary.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Like they've been working overtime. So this feels like such a diversion from that plan. And I don't know if it's the right plan because I generally love people saying like, oh, there's backlash. Eat my fucking ass. Like I love people who ignore criticism. Like I'm going to live my life. Internet commentary has no bearing on my success or my happiness. So I generally love that line of work. I don't like it here. I don't think it's going to be successful. And if in fact, it's very, very likely
Starting point is 00:35:37 this man has nobody to apologize to. But just saying it without like an explanation or a documentary, it's not going to compute for us. Why? Go further. Why don't you want anyone to apologize? Especially when the things that are being discussed about him, they are so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:35:50 And the most recent is like the abortion thing. And it's just, it's just icky to be so. Cavalier. Yeah, cavalier and like arrogant about something like that. It's better just to not mention if you, if you don't have, if you're not going to say anything that people are going to want to hear, just don't say anything at all rather than taking this route, which it's like,
Starting point is 00:36:11 that's kind of mean. And the thing is you're being, you're in this position for mean behavior to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't think that ignoring it was going really well for him either. Like if you open any of
Starting point is 00:36:25 his social media or any clips of an interview like the comments it's all about Britney there's not one I have not heard except Ben came in he was like you know I like that song selfish like what was the last time you heard a new song I was shocked like that Ben had kept up with a new song that came out in the last five years he's like it's good i'm like i'm gonna get out of here oh uh zach was playing it in our house and it's not bad and what i actually found interesting is i find i can't enjoy his music because i hear him too much and like i'm just like oh i just don't like his his voice sorry yeah but he didn't sound like him like i i had to ask who is this um yeah so he's kind of like being stealth the thing is i feel like he's kind of like being stealth.
Starting point is 00:37:09 The thing is, I feel like he's at a point in his career where he does have like a really loyal fan base. It's the older women who love him from the NSYNC dates who have followed him forever. They just ride or die for him. And I think that's just like what he needs to nurture. He's probably not going to change any hearts and minds unless there's a brilliant PR strategy, which I don't even know what that would be. what he's doing now it ain't working so he should just like stop trying to make he's never going to be what he was for that period of time there was a time where everyone was like he's an ex Michael Jackson king of pop yada yada yada vanguard award he's
Starting point is 00:37:37 ever going to be that again so he should just like start a patreon you know yeah I just think either you address it or you don't. And you don't just like say things like this that seem unkind. It's true. It's. And I'm not even like a kindness, world kindness day sort of person. No. I was actually thinking this morning.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Do you think I'm a kindness, world kindness day? No, I was kidding. Oh, okay. I was like, have I misrepresented thinking this morning. Do you think I'm a kindness? World kindness day? No, I was kidding. Oh, okay. I was like, have I misrepresented myself? No. But it also got me thinking like, I don't think it's right that world kindness day only happens once a year.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Interesting. How often do you think it should happen? I think it should be a monthly occurrence. Well, I saw that a few weeks ago. It was world compliment day. So I feel like there are these. So they're just making shit up. There are offshoots of World Kindness Day.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Okay, Jackie, it's World Compliment Day. Compliment me. Turdy, like compliment you in general or for today? A compliment of the day. Both, either. Turdy, you're so magnetic and charming and wonderful and everyone including myself loves to be around you. I feel lighter. Maybe every day should be world compliment day at least here on this show. I feel like it is like every morning like you look gorgeous. It's so true
Starting point is 00:39:01 we're always lifting each other up. Here's a girl that I love the most. We're always lifting each other up. No we're like hype women for one another every day is world compliment day here at the toast literally are you ready for our next story which is four yeah margot robbie oh i thought you were asking like which number no like what's the story? Margot Robbie's reacting to the snub heard around the world. You know what? And this is what she said because she is gracious. And normal. She said, there's no way to feel sad when you know you're this blessed.
Starting point is 00:39:37 She was at a screening of the movie. It was actually a special Sag Astro screening. So that's really exciting. I've missed my dear SAG-AFTRA. You've missed your SAG-AFTRA family. I think I should join SAG-AFTRA. By the way, it's literally expensive. I, one time I filmed an ad that was SAG eligible. So my team was like, join, like you just pay dues and then you get like health insurance and it's like a good thing to be a part of I was like okay dues and this was a couple years ago like actually like a lot of years ago three grand I was like I could just buy health insurance with three grand like is that extra a scam like no it's not it's not it's getting scared
Starting point is 00:40:22 however Margot Robbie made sure to celebrate all the Academy nominations the film did receive saying she was beyond ecstatic over the movie's collective eight nominations she said everyone getting the nods that they've had is just incredible and the best picture nod yeah like
Starting point is 00:40:40 Margot Robbie if she said anything else like this is a response Barbie would say Barbie would be happy for the other Barbies who got nominated. And I think people really, I could write a dissertation on what Barbie did for the culture. Like the movie itself and what she said, she was like, how can I really be upset? Like this movie was a phenomenon.
Starting point is 00:41:00 People loved it. It brought people together. Girls got dressed up. We broke records. How could I be unhappy? She's 100% right about that. I'm talking about like what it did to like the internet users. I don't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:41:11 It's kind of like Josie and the Pussycats. They put something in the Barbie movie that subliminally messaged like people on the internet to become mentally ill. Yeah. But how come you didn't fall for it? I'm too strong. She's too strong. Like the, and I've said, we need to start a list.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Okay, start a list. Okay. Start a list. Okay. Get your phone. Random things slash topics that became polarizing for no fucking reason. Ooh, that's fun. The Barbie movie.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Okay. The topic of returning to the office like no people were getting canceled for their takes on barbie canceled for just their opinions on the return to work conversation which was a conversation we were having right you didn't wait and i feel like i said one last week remember when i said it like it's giving barbie yeah fans What was it? Let me go back to the stories. I said like the, the discourse has become like one sided. And if you don't say the one thing you're,
Starting point is 00:42:13 you're insane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And it's like, it's like you would think like, okay, maybe sure.
Starting point is 00:42:17 The war in Gaza. I can understand why that would be a divisive and polarizing topic. Barbie, like for real, like we need to get a list of random topics that became polarizing topic barbie like for real like we need to get a list of random topics that became polarizing that's guys what was it it's down off of the comments please what was it it was something really random i don't think I'll find it.
Starting point is 00:42:49 No, that wasn't it. What the fuck was it? Okay, maybe someone will remember in the comments. But I want to start that list. Because every now and then, there will be a topic that will come up in the discourse of society. And for some reason, it becomes the most divisive.
Starting point is 00:43:03 And it's this innocuous thing thing you know what i'm thinking what i'm thinking i should watch the barbie movie oh for sure i love how we talk about it every day and we're like why won't people stop talking about it literally we won't stop talking about it and you haven't even seen it yeah i think for the discourse and for the show and we keep talking about it like i think i need to know what's going on funny the funny thing is like I think you would like that the movie it's really not that serious it's very cute it's beautifully done it's funny it really is funny I giggled many times like there's like this thing at the I feel like the end kind of you don't think I'll hate it more than you
Starting point is 00:43:40 like no because it's like sweet it really there's by the way and thing is i can't stress this enough i didn't hate the barbie movie like i enjoyed it like it wasn't amazing i think there were parts of it that fell flat but like it was a good movie like i went to the movies i like it was a fun night out with my friend margo like i hate like the discourse and the stance but the movie itself i feel like it came on the show it was like it wasn't amazing there were cringy parts of it but like i enjoyed it it was a movie. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm going to watch it. Give me until the end of the weekend.
Starting point is 00:44:08 The thing is, I actually think you would enjoy it. It's just like a funny, silly, if you don't take it so seriously like some people do. Yeah. Crying about the Barbie movie. Okay, that'll be exciting. Tune in Monday. I'm going to have my homework done by Monday for my thoughts. And Ben didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I'm finally weighing in. Ben didn't thoughts. And like Ben didn't like it. I'm finally weighing in. Ben didn't like it, but Ben wouldn't like it. He was like the best part was Will Ferrell. And I actually thought Will Ferrell's character was like so stupid. Me and Ben have completely different like interests and what's the word I'm looking for? Different senses of humor. I think you'll like it. It's like beauty.
Starting point is 00:44:44 It's really beautifully done okay visually okay this will be fun yeah oh my god i can't wait are you ready for the final story about our swirly kelly clarkson says her pre-diabetes diagnosis drove her to lose weight so kelly clarkson's recent weight loss was sparked by a warning from her doctors she said i was told i was pre-diabetic. That was literally what happened. I wasn't shocked. I was a tiny bit overweight, so I wasn't shocked.
Starting point is 00:45:10 She explained on her show earlier this week. But they were like, you're pre-diabetic. You're right on the borderline. She went on when she was speaking to her guest, Kevin James. She said, I was like, oh, I was. I said, by the way, Kevin James came on her show. I saw a clip And he was talking about How he went viral
Starting point is 00:45:26 For his meme Like a couple A couple months ago That random picture of him From Kings of Queens He was like I had no idea My daughter showed it to me
Starting point is 00:45:33 We were cackling At some of the memes He was like It was so funny He loved it I posted one of them Yesterday on my story It's the funniest thing
Starting point is 00:45:41 It's the funniest thing And it's like an old picture right jackie it's a thousand years old it's from king of queens that show has been on the air for 20 years who does this stuff like who makes it go viral who i don't know like tastemakers i need we need to meet them we need to meet the person who plucked this picture from obscurity and made it a meme it's it's not it's not a group of people that's like a true organic viral moment like that one started with some fucking random person finding this photo and like maybe the tweet got retweeted a couple more times and inspired people to like share their own version with the photo it really was the most
Starting point is 00:46:21 we don't have moments like that anymore i feel feel like back in the day, we had so many organic viral moments, like every single day. That one was giving 2010. Like it was amazing. No, but like we have them all the time. Even people who pluck like random audios from like old reality shows and then. Oh, that's true. They're different now.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Do like TikToks of them. Hey. Hi, y'all doing? Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. The format has changed, but the formula remains the same oh my god that's so funny she's asking the questions that we need to know the answers to totally anyway she said that that's why she was motivated to lose weight because of this
Starting point is 00:46:56 pre-diabetes diagnosis i'm like annoyed that kelly shared this because i feel like it's nobody's business why someone chooses to lose weight and i feel like she kind of felt like she had to because everyone's been talking about it so much like oh it's like shut up and you know I never like got tested but I'm sure I was pre-diabetic like when I first started my journey just because you didn't go to the doctor like literally stayed away like avoided like the plague now you're like hey you guys need me for anything and now now i'm like hey hey you need to run a test or something you need to get on this tap of vein you need to get on the scale anyone no all right let's not let's not go crazy that was like what we were talking about on patreon yesterday how when you
Starting point is 00:47:40 make a doctor's appointment and then you show up and it's like for you're like hey they're like last name date of birth who are you um wait back to kelly oh i i don't really need kelly to address her weight loss i feel like kelly's been one of those public figures and i'm sorry like if you're just a woman a mother in the spotlight for decades like you're gonna look different like I don't give a fuck like shut up I really don't care I would like her to address like what's been going on with her style recently because she's been looking so slay the house down oops and Houston I'm deceased like I need more on that well that's why we have to get her on the toast
Starting point is 00:48:21 it's disgusting she hasn't come on this is why we have a chip on our shoulder. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson is the reason. The chip is just Kelly. Yeah, it's a Kelly-sized chip. She's on our shoulders. Because she refuses to acknowledge us. No matter how much praise we heap on her year after year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:42 No, it's twisted and sick and disgusting. Those are the stories. And as I said, very sad. They were fine. Very sad. Well, the show isn't over yet because we have Dear Toasters,
Starting point is 00:48:55 our weekly advice segments that I feel like for the next couple of weeks will probably be on Thursdays moving forward because Vanderpump Rules now airs on Tuesday nights, Wednesdays Vanderpump Rules,
Starting point is 00:49:03 Thursdays Dear Toasters. So if you want to write in, we have so many submissions. We're kind of like, it's an embarrassment of riches, but we'll always take more. Deartoastersatgmail.com is where you can send us an email. We will keep your identity anonymous, of course, write in about anything that's going on. You can also submit at thetoastpodcast.com. If you scroll down, there's like a little submission box that's also anonymous. Share what's going on at work, what's going on at home, what's going on going on at home what's going on with your family what's going on with your friends what's going on in your wedding planning whatever it is the creates
Starting point is 00:49:29 you the better and we'll do our best to help are you ready yep hi girlies first of all thank you i'm a stay-at-home mom and you help me get through a lot so my boys are three and eight months old we don't have any family close by me so me and my husband do not get a lot of date nights. We've invited, we've been invited to a wedding back in our home state of New York. And my parents and brother have already offered to babysit the boys for us. My husband is already saying absolutely not because no one ever puts our kids to sleep besides me.
Starting point is 00:49:57 But I feel like this should be my decision since I need the night out. It's already turning into a fight. Is he being dramatic or am I being unreasonable? How old are the kids again? Eight months old and three years old. I don't understand why he cares so much, especially if you're the one who always puts them to sleep, if you are fine with it.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I'm really trying not to like jump to divorce because like he seems crazy. And why doesn't he ever put them to sleep? I don't know. And also like not enough people and mostly not enough husbands understand like being a stay-at-home mom is a privilege but also a prison I did it for like half a day and I you were there it was horrible it was so horrible I I think I slept for like six
Starting point is 00:50:38 hours like I was not okay it's really it's it's one of those situations where it's like seems innocuous. Like, yeah, we'll miss the wedding, whatever. I'm thinking divorce. I just don't understand his reason because they only get put down by you. Okay, so is that going to be your life for the next 18 years?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Like at some point. No, he's obviously like very controlling. Honestly, he sounds really controlling. You have to go to this wedding. Oh, you have to go to this wedding. Yeah, so say, go by yourself. Say, you know what?
Starting point is 00:51:03 They need a parent to put them down. You should stay back. I'll go. Love. I'll take my brother to this wedding. Yeah, say, you know what? Go by yourself. Say, you know what? They need a parent to put them down. You should stay back. I'll go. Love. I'll take my brother as my date. Yeah. Since he's so generous. I'll meet someone else.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Love. You have to go to this wedding. Like, first of all, I think if you don't, it sets a really bad precedent. And you need it. Like, being a stay-at-home mom is so hard. That's really crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:23 It's crazy. It's giving, like, loony. It's giving controlling. It's giving red flag. giving red flag yeah especially they're gonna be put down by loved ones like no and it's like they're fine they're fine they're going to sleep yeah and you could even like get ready for the big event by having him put them down sometimes so they could realize no it's out of state it's out of state I think it's like a weekend. No, but until that weekend, why doesn't the dad put them down sometimes so they know, oh, someone other than mom can put us down.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Love. Yeah, love. No, no, you have like it is of the utmost importance that you go to this wedding for the sake of your marriage, for the sake of your mental health and for your children. Yeah. You have to go. I'll be mad at you if you don't go. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Now let's help out one of our Gen Z toasters. They need us desperately. Hey, girls. I'm in high school. I'm trying really hard to move on from a boy, and I need advice. Let me try to sum it up quickly. We've been an item on and off since the end of sophomore year to my senior year, but we can never make it work.
Starting point is 00:52:23 When school started this year, we both made it on the homecoming court and I called dibs on walking with him. I thought it was perfect. And then I heard that he told girls in my grade that he wanted to walk with a different girl. The dance went terrible. He was cold to me the entire time. And I went home crying. The next week I found out he's already planning to go to prom with one of his girlfriends. Friends, that's a girl. She put a space between them he will still snapchat me and text me and then when i respond he will just leave me on red after a talk with my mom i decided to stop responding as much but apparently he didn't like that and stopped talking to me altogether we haven't talked since but i'm crushed because he seems like such a different person this year hanging out with mean girls partying he's planning
Starting point is 00:53:01 on drinking how do i move on oh you have to cold turkey like goodbye good riddance I hate him he's like I hate everything that he's doing and what's good is like you were off and on for two years and you couldn't make it work which means you can look back at the past and like try and take off rose-colored glasses even if he were responding to you and like wanting to do stuff with you it still wouldn't be good you guys it's not like you were solid those were the best two years of your life it didn't work for a reason need it and also this is going to be the best for you and also what will actually get at him and yeah be successful so it's the perfect ignore he doesn't exist no more snapchatting no more texting don't even look at him move on
Starting point is 00:53:39 ignore completely no and by the way once you do that like he will come back to you and I will kill you with my own two hands if you go back to him but also like and I just I feel like you're in such an important time in your life right now like what month is it February oh my god you have like three more months of your senior year of high school the next three months are about to be like the best of your life it all goes downhill after that. Like you are about to enter, about to enter the pinnacle of adolescence. And if you spend those three months pining after a little piece of shit, like I will kill you. I will personally come to your hometown and I will kill you. Spend it with friends, meet new people, fall in love with someone else in the grand scheme of your life. And I know like you can't see out of it right now, but if you zoomed out, like this person
Starting point is 00:54:23 will not even be a blimp on your radar. He'll be so irrelevant. You will not be telling your grandchildren about this person. Like move on immediately. Hang out with your friends. Meet new people. Give someone else a chance. If you, the energy you put out is what people are going to give to you.
Starting point is 00:54:39 So you're giving off closed off energy because you're obsessed with this guy who's mean to you. Like open yourself up to new energy, to receiving new friendships, new relationships. This is, I'm so jealous of the three months you're about to have. Like open yourself up to new energy, to receiving new friendships, new relationships. This is, I'm so jealous of the three months you're about to have. Like prom, senior prank, whatever it is they do at schools these days. Like you're about to have the time of your life. Like I'm so jealous. If I could go back to February of my senior year, like there's so much I would tell myself.
Starting point is 00:55:01 First of all, I would say like you're not fat. Like you think you're fat, but you're not. You're not. You're beautiful. Like stop putting on so much makeup, but you're not. You're not. You're beautiful. Like stop putting on so much makeup, but you don't need that much eyeliner. Maybe brush your hair. That's what I would say.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Just enjoy. Enjoy. You will be mad at yourself if you spend this time. Like if you let this person ruin this magical time in your life. No, starting right now, no more texting, no more Snapchatting. He doesn't exist. You cannot give him another thought. You're going to find a different prom date. Like it's over. No more texting. No more Snapchatting. He doesn't exist. You cannot give him another thought. You're going to find a different prom date.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Like it's over. No more. You'll find another prom date. You obviously listen to the show, which means you're stunning. And it won't be hard for you. And at least, even if you don't agree with us, try it our way for a month. And he will come around too. Like that's the thing about this strategy is that it's also going to like bring him
Starting point is 00:55:44 back to you. But it's effective. But if you commit to to it you'll realize that you don't even want him around Jackie's right give it a month and you will find naturally you stop thinking about him you start enjoying things more because you're not checking your phone to see if he responded to you stay off your phone as much as you can it's good for your brain give him nothing nothing oh my please write me back at the end of the year. I want to know how your senior year goes. This is like the most important thing to me. And I'm going to write a young adult novel about it.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Love it. Give him nothing. That's the advice. And you absolutely have to follow it. There's no like, sometimes we're like take it or leave it. We demand. Sometimes we say take it or leave it. Here, no.
Starting point is 00:56:18 You must follow this. We require it. Our third and final dear toasters is one of my favorite types of dear toasters. It's a religion one. Hello, my beautiful, stunning, and smart girlies. I love you both dearly. My brother is getting married in April
Starting point is 00:56:36 to an absolute precious gem of a woman, and he has an idea that I'm not so sure about. He really wants to do the hora during his reception. The problem is, is we are not Jewish and his fiance's family is not Jewish either. He asked one of his Jewish friends who said it would be fine, but I would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken
Starting point is 00:56:53 if I didn't ask my Jewish queens for their opinions. My brother is truly a wild card in a good way, so it would be on brand for him to do something unexpected. I know he's coming from a good place and he just really loves the fun tradition, but is doing the Hora at a non-Jewish wedding problematic. Signed, the respectful sister of a non-Jewish groom. No, I think it's so cute.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Feel free to appropriate Jewish culture all you want as long as you support Israel. It's so true. Like what sort of conversations are you having about what's going on in Israel? Like you can't join Judaism when it's fun and then not stand up for us when it gets hard. So agreed 1000%. But I think it's, I think it's fun. And you know what, that's, I have always said, I would say I've probably been to like three non-Jewish weddings in my entire life. And I've probably been to a hundred weddings and I think Jewish weddings are the best. Like they're so fun. They're so meaningful. And the horror is such an important
Starting point is 00:57:42 part of it. And I love that other people see that. Yeah. And I could understand why you'd want a piece of it and you can make it your own. And really there's no rules and I don't think that it's weird or anything, but as I said, I think, I don't think she's weird.
Starting point is 00:57:54 I think she just doesn't want to be disrespected. I don't feel disrespected unless you're not supporting Israel. Then I feel disrespected. So yeah, we're good. No, it's a, it's a really good point.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah. You want all like you're either with us. You're either with us or against us. Right. That's how I feel. So if you're with us, yeah, feel free. Love. And Mazel Tov to your brother. Mazel.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Oh, and he also, of course, has to support Israel as well. And his wife. Yeah, no, like the whole wedding party. The whole. Anyone getting up and, you know, hoisting a chair. Just a brief check of their social media and they can go yep a thousand percent as long as whoever's walking through the door of the wedding just rsvps just check them quick yeah yeah that is dear toasters again dear toasters at gmail.com
Starting point is 00:58:37 is where you can submit tomorrow's our final episode of the week i hope you've been preparing your queenie and your weenie. I haven't been. Me neither. I need to really think long and hard about it. I feel like I always kind of improv just based on how the episode goes
Starting point is 00:58:51 but I'm going to put thought into it. I want to be prepared. Yeah. Yeah, because the weenie doesn't come so naturally to me. Oh, I mean, we've spoken at length
Starting point is 00:59:03 about how we're so different in that way. Right, so I'm going to look at the week at a glance. Also, you guys, this is so at length about how we're so different in that way. Right, so I'm going to look at the week at a glance. Also, you guys, exciting. I know this episode is over. Oh, yeah. This episode is over. Sad, S-A-D.
Starting point is 00:59:12 But the Redheads is out today. When I climb into bed, I start feeling sad. Jackie, say the episode's over. Today's episode of The Toast is ending. But there's a new episode of The Redhead's out. And it's really great stuff. So go check it out. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast,
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