The Toast - A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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Ladies of New York, us frost yourselves.
It's a frost yourself Friday for sure.
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Welcome back to The Toast, happy Friday you guys.
Feels like three eternities since our last episode.
Jackie and I were like such business women yesterday
and people were constantly asking us all day,
what kind of business y'all in?
And we had a lot of answers because we were on set,
we were modeling, we were acting.
We were acting, by the way, we are bonafide actors.
Apparently you're gonna see our work soon.
I always say, I know I'm an incredible woman
and a once in a generation talent.
You are.
But I can't act.
That's why I don't even.
I don't agree.
Oh, well I don't agree after yesterday,
but I've always said that.
Like you know it's my dream to be on Hallmark,
but I actually don't pursue it in any real way,
because I would be awful.
But after yesterday, I don't know
like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were
in Krayab on set. Yeah, I don't want to spoil the creative but Jackie and I were like, you know,
we were breaking into a room. Like that was our, that was the the role we were given, like two
burglars kind of. And I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our, like everybody around us was like,
wow, these girls can act. Like call the police. And Ben had one line in this commercial. And first of
all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act.
Like you're not, like you're being so theatrical. Like you're the key to acting is like doing less.
Like you have to be so chill. chill. I think we absolutely crushed it.
I feel like everybody on set was really taken
with our acting abilities.
They didn't know that we didn't have a lot of.
Experience.
Yeah.
But you would never know it.
No.
Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview
because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home.
So there's just not really time to record a live show.
And we happened to have gotten
a fab opportunity for a guest.
We could say, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it, he can't cancel.
Yeah, he can't cancel, it's already happened.
We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday.
That will be Monday's episode and it is so fantastic.
We literally just, he was kind of like a gabbing little girl.
Like he could not stop gabbing with us.
He couldn't stop gabbing with the girlies.
We tried to wrap up and then we all just kept getting
carried away with new topics.
Yeah, you guys will hear, we literally tried to wrap up four times and we just got sidetracked
into another conversation.
And I think you guys will be interested, it's kind of the first guest interview dynamic
where I actually felt like a third wheel.
I felt like Andrew and Jax were really cunecting.
I feel like you guys have similar, you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes.
We have a lot in common.
So a couple of times I almost like excuse myself.
It was really, it was a fabulous episode
and it's kind of a different type of guest
than we normally do.
I mean, we don't really do guests,
especially like a man.
So I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it.
That's on Monday's episode.
Then we headed out, we had a girls night.
I got my haircut finally.
I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she?
Like, how is she gonna fit in that haircut?
And I fit it in last night.
But we also vlogged our entire day.
So I don't wanna spoil too much But we also vlogged our entire day.
So I don't wanna spoil too much
because we seriously vlogged the whole day.
So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes
into all of these exciting business ventures
that we ventured into yesterday.
What kind of business y'all in?
Modeling, journalism.
Content creation, influencing podcasting, entertainment.
Entertainment.
Yeah, I think entertainment is the umbrella
under which we stand.
Under which we stand.
Now I wanna share a story,
and I hate to use my platform obviously,
to embarrass my husband.
But he did something so weenie that I have to share it.
And I shared it with everybody
at girls night dinner last night,
and they were all equally horrified.
So I actually felt good about it.
Was I there?
Yeah. Okay.
I might've even told you this though
like before everybody else.
We're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister,
my sister-in-law, McAlton's sister.
I just want to tell you to validate something
that we've been going on about, not to interrupt you,
but I was getting my hair cut yesterday
and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like,
what are you here for?
And I was like, Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding.
And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married.
I'm like, yes, Ben's sister.
It's more concise. It, Ben's sister is getting married. I'm like, yes, Ben's sister. It's more concise.
It's Ben's sister.
Yeah.
So Ben is giving a speech
and he of course asked me to look at it.
And I said, of course, first of all,
I want you to do a good job and to like,
you can't embarrass us.
Like you're speaking on behalf of both of us,
like representing the family.
So he kind of has been, you know, procrastinating.
Then like two days ago, he sends it to me.
And I'm reading it it like the first two paragraphs
are really sweet, like Ben loves his sister so much.
And they really like growing up, they were just like this unit.
So much to say, and he was making funny jokes.
I'm like, wow, I'm really impressed.
And then he kind of does like the thing
you're not supposed to do in a cross stick, okay?
He goes like, M is for magnificent,
A is for adventurous,
D is for dedicated.
And I stopped reading.
I was like, did you do an across stick?
And did he do Maddie or Madeline?
Maddie, her full name is Madeline,
but no, he did M-A-D-D-Y, thank God.
What was the Y for?
Yisra'el, like her Yiddish kite.
And I was like, Ben, everything you're saying
in the letters is really sweet.
I don't know why you need like the format
of the across deck.
And he like didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing.
Dude, like my reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy.
I'm like, Ben, that's you starting a speech being like,
Miriam Webster defines love.
Like it's so corny and I was just like.
It's actually worse than the definition of love.
Yeah, it is.
As defined by Miriam.
Yeah.
Is ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
But to me, love is Maddie and Max.
So I said, get back to work.
Quite pargy.
I said.
He needs to watch a wedding ringer.
I said, I understand maybe you using the acrostic
as an exercise to get your thoughts out.
And now you could say, my sister is magnificent.
She's adventurous.
Exactly.
She's dedicated.
Exactly.
Determined.
And let's talk about her Yiddish kite.
Let's talk about Yisroel.
Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now.
Like we don't need it.
Oh my God, I was dying.
I didn't even think I had to monitor his speech so closely
because he loves his sister
and like anything he says is gonna be,
if he just speaks from the heart,
oh no, Maddie, bullet dodged.
Like I was dying, not an acrostic.
No, that's really the lowest rung of speech.
It's something you write about someone you hate.
Like, no, not cool.
So don't worry, crisis averted.
The wedding will go off without a hitch.
Well, I look forward to hearing his remarks.
Yeah, I think you're gonna enjoy it.
I made it really nice, like, you know, with my notes.
He's speaking like during the reception.
I don't know at what point, but I assume, yes.
And at the wedding, like not at the priest stuff.
Yeah, no, no, at the wedding.
Okay. Yeah.
I'll be sat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Judging.
You should.
Make sure to let him know what you think.
I will, I'm sure it'll be great.
Speaking of like-
You said, Ben, I love your speech,
but you know what I felt like was missing?
An across stick.
I should say that.
Yeah.
Speaking of Ben wishing people well,
he saw his-
You sent me, there's this video on TikTok.
I got tagged in this TikTok.
Is it going viral?
Yeah, because it needs to.
We were off our phones all day being models,
so I get in the bath at like 10 PM, I'm broken.
And everyone's tagging me in this TikTok.
I'm like, what now?
And this girl was like,
with Nikki Blonsky's resurgence on TikTok,
everybody's sharing their old cameos.
I remembered that I actually received a cameo once.
She was saying she graduated college in 2020.
So there was no ceremony.
There was no nothing, no way to celebrate.
And her boyfriend at the time got her a gift
because there was only so many
things you could do. A cameo was a great gift and he wanted to get it like from
us, but we weren't on cameo.
So we did an expects thing and got for Ben and then she was like, you guys have
to watch this cameo. And I was like, okay.
And I don't know what I was expecting, but I just forgot what Ben physically
looked like during the pandemic.
Like how we all really let ourselves go in different ways.
And Ben let himself go facially. He had a beard.
He had the craziest beard.
And so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman.
He's whistling the tune.
He looks like the Unibomber.
Actually the scariest, the girls should get their money back.
I actually thought so.
I was like so scared
as I'm watching it, like what is this gonna be?
What is he gonna say?
And I feel like as far as cameos go, he kind of crushed it.
Like it was very personalized.
It had a nice uplifting message.
He threw in his inside jokes.
Like it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should.
Like be on message, make the person feel like it's,
you know, you don't say the same thing to everyone
and also throw in things that will get them
by the Keto season.
Yeah, yeah.
Like your isms.
Your isms.
I actually thought it was an amazing cameo
and it's so funny.
Yeah, I guess I forgot that like Ben has replaced
Keto season with, what are you nuts?
Yeah.
That's if he was on cameo,
he would be saying that these days.
Right.
And it wasn't his speech by the way.
And is it still?
Yeah, I kept it, it was funny.
Does Maddie listen to the good guys?
For sure.
Does she listen to the toast?
She does, actually.
Oh, hey, shout out.
Yeah.
And speaking of good guys, not to promote them,
but part two, Drake Bell came out yesterday.
I haven't had a chance to listen.
They're gonna have to get in line behind Remy
because I have a long content play.
Oh, you have to watch Remy too, yeah.
I need to start a content play for podcasts.
You have a plane ride coming up.
Are you crazy?
Oh, with them kids.
With two kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't sleep?
They don't sleep.
They don't sleep.
They used to just sit there in their car seats
and watch their iPads.
Those days are over.
Now the iPads.
They don't wanna be in their car seats anymore.
They just wanna be on Mom.
Oh, that's really annoying.
So yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast.
Okay. But no, I should listening to a podcast. Okay.
But no, I can get, I should do it while I'm getting ready
and I keep forgetting.
So it's Friday, we have stories
and to be like just totally open and honest
with our audience, like the stories aren't great,
but I do feel like that always lends itself
to a pargeous, a pargeer episode.
It's not a death sentence for the episode.
Right, no, actually sometimes more often than not,
it forces us to just be a little bit more creative. Yeah. It sometimes is an affirmation of life.
Coming in. It's not a death sentence. Oh, sometimes it's an affirmation of life.
Would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence?
No. Like I don't know if there's a direct one. If there was, I couldn't think of it.
And so I came up with an affirmation of life. We also have Queenie and Weenie,
and I'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show,
like some weeks you're like constantly thinking
of Queenie and Weenie every day.
Like somebody does something and you jot it down,
like that's Weenie behavior.
And by the end of the week,
you have a couple of good options for each.
And then some weeks you kind of forget about Queenie
and Weenie and you have to really evaluate the week
in like five minutes.
I just need you to know every week is the ladder for me.
Oh no, this week I was really on top of it.
I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday.
I only last week did I remember I wanted to meet Gal Gadot
or Sojourner Truth, my Queenie.
Yeah, Sojourner last week came to me early too.
And I do feel like going forward,
like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm gonna go Sojourner.
Like why can't she be Queenie again?
Oh, kind of like a emergency button.
Yeah, just like, you know,
Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie.
It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the weenie. It's good to have just people on reserve.
Yeah, I like that.
So maybe Sojourners Week.
Sojourners?
It might be Cojourners Week, actually.
What about Sojourners Daughters?
She had a lot of daughters.
They said allegedly 13.
But really it was five.
And that's what you need to know.
That's how Soge sees it.
Soge.
What were you gonna say before?
When?
Like three seconds ago, you were going to another topic
but then you went back to Soge.
Oh, I had an idea for Queenie.
Right down?
I don't need to, I'm looking right at her.
Why, what did I do?
You were really helpful to me this week.
I was really helpful, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That actually was Queenie behavior.
I endorsed her nomination.
We don't always are just like, you're a Queenie.
Yeah, I mean we could like,
cause also like I probably did something really weenie
like this week, you know?
If I thought hard enough.
Totally.
But yeah, right now you're my front runner.
Beating out co-journers is co-journers.
Also always a good option.
You can kind of go both,
sojourner or co-journer.
Hit them with the jurners.
A thousand birds high.
So we're gonna usher you guys into a pargy weekend.
Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know.
Supposed to be 80 degrees in New York.
We have fabulous plans.
We do, we're celebrating simchas.
We're getting together as a family.
It's supposed to be 80 degrees.
You know, I don't know where you guys live.
Hopefully it's gonna be pargy weather.
You could step outside.
And if not, eh.
Jackie was doing that all day yesterday. I'm a TikToker, eh.
That's not TikToker.
That's Megan Thee Stallion.
Oh.
Yeah, but I'm basket.
Eh.
You know?
Yeah, but then it went viral on Tik Tok.
Yeah, yeah, but.
But I'm a savage.
Oh yes, but the ism, like Megan does it like
in everyday life, she'll do an interview
and she'll be like, I look bomb, right?
Eh.
That is really funny.
I got it vis-a-vis Megan, vis-a-vis TikTok,
vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok.
Correct.
So that's just like what I think of.
You've been so good.
I feel weird now.
Well, the tongue is a window into your health, right?
So when somebody like sticks their tongue out
in a picture and it's like crusty and white,
you're like, you should see a doctor.
So it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out.
What is mine like?
It's like here's how I'm doing.
I scrape my tongue every morning.
So I feel pretty good.
I'm scared now.
It looked the tongue.
Normal?
Tongue like.
Yeah, of course.
It's not gonna be beautiful.
And of course we can't talk about tongues
without talking about Jacob Elordi's.
I think we can.
Just do yourself a favor.
If you're new here, you probably don't know this.
I haven't brought it up in a while,
but if you've been listening,
you know like one of my Roman empires
is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue.
I don't know how it fits in his mouth.
Just Google Jacob Elordi tongue sticking out.
And there are these pictures of him
and Joey King on the red carpet.
And it actually, it looks like a cold cut.
Like it's insane.
Okay, with that,
I think we should get into the Fast Five stories,
the Fast Five life-affirming stories that you need to know.
Also a good option for title.
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Our first story, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding
from her fiance, Jonathan DeVino.
However, they're not entirely broken up yet,
but I think like any minute now.
Right, I guess a calling off a wedding
isn't necessarily a breakup, but it's not a good sign.
But it's like, I'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding
and I also don't want to marry you because I hate you. It's not an affirmation of life. It's not an good sign. But it's like, I'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding and I also don't want to marry you
because I hate you.
It's not an affirmation of life.
It's not an affirmation of love.
That's for sure.
But it's not a death sentence.
No, but I'm sure these two are splitting up.
Sources say that they have been having major issues
but are not fully split.
Things are not great right now,
but they aren't throwing in the towel yet.
They're working on their relationship
and have called off the wedding for now.
They were supposed to say, I do this spring,
the wedding isn't happening
and they aren't having further discussions about it.
She reportedly wanted to cancel everything
due to the stress from her packed production schedule,
which has been a point of contention for their couple.
Source said a lot of-
If you find yourself prioritizing
your production schedule over your wedding,
it's probably not a good sign for the wedding
and just the general health of the marriage.
Sources say a lot of their issues stem from Sydney
being extremely busy with work commitments.
She doesn't have a lot of downtime
and it can cause tension in their relationships.
Sydney's really focused on her career.
Jonathan wishes they were able to spend
more quality time together.
Probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel
and he's like down the street in the house
being like, where are you?
Yeah, and it probably also doesn't help.
It sounds like, you know,
he could stand to be a little busier, you know?
When someone's really busy,
that obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things. stand to be a little busier. You know, when someone's really busy,
obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things.
But when the other person is clearly unemployed,
that makes it even harder.
Busy people get married all the time
to other busy people.
Jeff Bezos is getting married any day now.
Right, and I'm sure Lauren's not like,
you're too busy for me.
No, she loves that he's busy.
It keeps her away from me.
It's scary if he stops being busy.
No, he probably would want to talk all the time.
Yeah, so that's not really,
I can see easily how people use that as an excuse.
Yeah.
On both sides, like you're too busy for me,
you don't care about me.
And then the person turning to their busyness
to avoid. Sydney's running to work.
To avoid their partner.
Booking movies she would never accept
just to avoid being at home.
Right, so I do think like this is really the end for them,
though I know nothing about them as a couple,
nor do we know anything about him,
and we think he's unemployed,
but he's also probably not,
and probably successful if she was marrying him.
He's a producer, which is such a vague-
Guys, why do you say that?
He's a restaurateur.
Oh, did I make up that he's a producer?
I think you did.
What does Sydney Sweeney's fiance do for a living?
Jonathan DeVino.
I assume AI knows what his name is, you know?
Jonathan DeVino is a businessman from Chicago.
Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur.
Sydney Sweeney has clarified that that's not accurate.
She stated he's not a restaurateur, he's a business guy.
This is a direct quote.
Oh.
He's a business guy, he's from Chicago.
In addition to business endeavors,
what kind of business y'all in?
Tovino has collaborated with Sweeney
on her production company, 50 50 Films,
serving as a producer on projects
as Anyone But You and Immaculate.
So she gave him a job.
And before she gave him work,
she had once went on record referring to him
as a business guy.
He's destitute.
He's definitely like on unemployment.
Wow, that's really bad.
That's the worst thing we could have read.
Yeah, business guy.
Business, business, business.
She should have let people think he was a restaurateur.
Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question.
Maybe that's where like the relationship started to break
when she told everyone the truth about him.
That's really crazy.
How did he get this far in life?
I don't know.
And you know, I don't know if I ended up saying this.
I said that I'm like, I did say that.
Thank you for reminding me.
But no, that's not what I was gonna say.
I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast.
We were talking about this and I said that I,
I was gonna say something and then I said,
it sounded too mean.
So I didn't say it.
And then on my Instagram, somebody was like, by the way,
I feel like I know what you were gonna say
about Sydney Sweeney.
And they did.
I don't know how they knew.
But I said that he kind of gave me similar vibes
as Brittany Murphy's, I was about to say Brittany Broski,
Brittany Murphy's last husband slash boyfriend,
whatever he was.
Simon?
Yeah, he was just like kind of a Hollywood
grifter producer.
It's funny how you can be a producer and be Mark Platt
and then you can be a producer and be Jonathan DeVino.
So it's such a vague term.
Sometimes it really means unemployed and there are actually like successful, Randall Emmett was a producer and be Jonathan DeVino. So it's such a vague term. Sometimes it really means unemployed
and there are actually like successful,
Randall Emmett was a producer, you know what I mean?
He's like semi successful.
He did produce movies.
Like Lone Survivor.
Technically I'm a producer, like you are.
We produce a show every day.
And we produced that commercial yesterday.
No, actually we didn't.
We were talent.
But we should also get production credits.
I would say like, no, we weren't.
We weren't producers. I'm getting a credit. I talked to the
team about it. I don't know about you. And but also an
executive producer is like a more legit role. So it's like a
vague term. And I feel like that's what Brittany Murphy's
husband was doing like producing. This doesn't ring
that bell for me mostly because I don't get any vibes from
Jonathan DeVino because I don't know this man from Adam.
And because Sydney seems like totally well and fine.
She's always surrounded by like family and friends
and like there's no red flags in her as a person.
So I would trust her choice of partner.
Whereas like Brittany like went through a lot
in all of her time as a famous person.
Yeah, and by the time she met him,
like she was susceptible to being manipulated.
Yeah, no, I don't think Sydney is there.
Right, so it actually doesn't remind me of that, but.
He also just kind of looks like him.
That's rude to him, to Jonathan.
I don't know if I've made it clear,
I'm not a Jonathan DeVito fan.
What I'm trying to convey is that I'm neither fan nor foe.
I have no idea who this person is and what he's about.
I can't call it.
Okay.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story,
which is some new coupled news,
coupled with a photo of Noah Centennial
that people are worried about.
Oh, okay.
So Noah Centennial stepped out on the red carpet
for his new movie yesterday.
He's actually in a new like war movie
where he plays like a Navy SEAL type.
He's not playing a high school senior?
No, and this is what he looked like on the red carpet.
And so fans are-
He looks like Ben in his cameo.
Fans are worried about him.
He appeared tired with red circles under his eyes.
The red, like he has a beard and long hair.
He just, that's like the disheveled.
There's nothing concerning about that.
He has these like red-
Circles under his eyes.
He looks pale.
But also around on his eyelids too.
He looks pale and as Daily Mail notes,
his lips are chapped, which like they say.
They said that his lips are chapped and they are chapped.
His lips are chapped.
I wouldn't have noticed that at first.
But no, it's really the discoloration all over his face
that's genuinely concerning.
Yeah, and like not to be rude, he looks a little bloated.
Yeah, especially when you know,
this is a great like before picture from him.
When you know what he looks like.
He's like a very fresh face young actor.
You also know that he's like been spotted with Zoe Kravitz.
Yeah, and I think it's weird.
What do you think?
I think that's weird.
I know.
And so apparently he's been opened up recently,
like about being sober.
He's sober from drugs and alcohol.
Oh wow.
And he opened up about his journey recently.
And then just looking at this all together.
Yeah, you don't want to jump to conclusions,
but it's not good.
It's not good.
However, like the bloat,
even though in his body looks like,
looks good not to judge his body.
Like sexualizing him.
But he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie.
So maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role.
It's called Warfare, he stars as Brian.
Can we just Brian have a last name?
They embark on a dangerous mission in Iraq.
So I think that's actually a good turn for him.
Like people like guys who are in those movies.
He needed to get out of like the Netflix high school trope.
They're always gonna make those sorts of movies.
Sierra Burgess is a loser.
No, not that, like American Sniper.
Yeah, no, of course.
The Loneliest Soldier or whatever.
That's the Randall Emmet one.
Oh, right.
Lone Survivor.
Lone Survivor, and then I feel like Miles Teller
did like a bunch of those movies for a couple of years.
Yeah, Zero Dark Thirty.
Chris Pratt has done some.
Hacksaw Ridge.
Chris Pratt has done some.
It's good. It's a good thing for a guy. Catherine Bigelow, right?att has done some. Hacksaw Ridge. Chris Pratt has done some, it's good.
It's a good thing for a guy.
Heather and Bigelow, right?
She makes those movies.
Does she?
That's funny.
No, I know the genre you're referring to
and I agree it's a good pivot for him.
He had to do something like totally different,
even though like he,
you just can't be a high school senior forever.
And I feel like he really got away with it
for as long as he could.
And I feel like he doesn't wanna be.
Actors never even liked those roles, which is so stupid.
I actually feel like he liked it.
Especially because the Jenny Han universe,
To All the Boys I Loved Before, they did three movies,
and then there's a spin-off now about the younger sister.
And Noah Centineo does cameos.
I actually think he likes it.
He doesn't shy away from his OG role.
What was his name, Peter?
What was his character's name?
Not Peter.
Yes, Peter.
To all the boys I loved?
Peter Kavinsky.
And like, do you remember where you were
when Peter Kavinsky like shook the universe?
When that movie came out, like people,
myself included, were not okay.
No, it's true.
Peter Kavinsky this, Peter Kavinsky that.
And there had been like fanfare
because there had been books.
And now it's all about Brian. I don't know. Brian. JC! Such an OG family joke if you know you know we can't get into it right now.
We have explained it semi-recently. Yeah several times. Also it appears as though
the movie that he's in is A24 so like... Cutting edge. What was this? It isn't A24. I just wanna say people are like new A24 movie. I feel like
A24 has just gotten really big where they keep like buying up movies.
So like some of them are good,
some of them are bad.
Yeah.
Also what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz,
it's like actually if you think about it,
Noah Centeno and Channing Tatum are really similar.
They're both like heartthrobs
and now she's just going for like the younger version.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just like attached to her
and Channing as a couple.
I actually really liked them.
And that's why I don't like her and Noah.
So I'm gonna find reasons being like, oh, he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were really liked them. And that's why I don't like her and Noah. So I'm gonna find reasons being like, oh, he's too young.
But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum
and her were really good match.
So she's 36 and he's 28,
which actually like isn't crazy at all.
But she just seems so mature.
And she was on Big Little Lies
and they're like older women.
And then he seems like he's in high school.
And she was with, I don't know, that's her.
No, no, no.
Her husband, she was married before Channing, right?
To who?
Didn't she get married the same weekend
as Sophie Turner in Paris?
Oh, that's like such a niche cultural moment
that you remember. I just remember,
it's just like which one is Jason gonna go to?
Jason Momoa, will he be with his Game of Thrones castmates
or with his stepdaughter?
Stepdaughter, because he never even filmed a scene
with Sophie Turner.
No, he never made it to the North. Turner. I bet he wasn't even invited.
No, he never made it to the North.
Right, right.
Something tragic happened before that.
Yeah.
I was actually thinking last night,
maybe I would rewatch Game of Thrones soon.
Oh.
It's a perjulicious show.
It is, but don't you wanna have free time?
Yeah.
It's a real.
It's a commitment.
Commitment.
Even though there's only 10 episodes in a season.
Does that mean something good to do this summer? Okay, so you see basically you're saying you want my way for you
No, I didn't even feel like a ready for it
But if that's what's happening in the house that I'm in like I'm sat
Okay, better than other things that could happen. Yeah house that I'm in
You sound like you like one of those memoirs the house that was on the street things that could happen in the house that I built
Totally the light is happen in the house that I built. Like, totally. The light is on in the house that I'm in.
Those are like books that Margot reads.
Yeah, the Kindle Unlimited, like thrillers.
When we were in the house that we were in.
With the window in the house.
It's always a window.
Yeah.
The girl in the house that she built.
On a quiet street.
The street is always quiet. Are you ready for our next story?
New SNL hosts have been announced.
People are in a tizzy because the next three episodes
of SNL have been announced and the next one will be hosted
by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison.
Anora.
Anora.
They released a little clip.
And Morgora.
It's crazy that Morgan Wallen like still continues
to go to SNL.
It's crazy that they book him
and it's crazy that he accepts it.
Like.
Now I'm trying to remember what's the original sin.
During COVID, he got booked
and they were like really serious.
They did a bubble, right?
Like during hardcore COVID.
And he was like out.
That's those videos of him.
There was videos of him out.
Making out with girls in random bars in Alabama,
going back to people's houses and singing for them.
It was like the height of his alcoholism,
but also not respecting the rules of the bubble.
So they canceled on him
and they had to find someone really last minute
who was in the bubble to perform.
I forget who ended up filling in for him.
Then like he came back, it was like such a big deal,
like after COVID and he made a skit about it. It was funny. And then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him, then like he came back, it was like such a big deal like after COVID and he made a skit about it, it was funny.
And then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him,
it like kind of signals something bad about to happen
because after he finally had his like retribution moment,
he got canceled again for something different.
So I feel like some bad Morgan Wallen news is coming.
I just feel like he should stay away.
I know, but I feel like he appreciates
these like mainstream opportunities because like he's been on. I know, but I feel like he appreciates these mainstream opportunities
because he's been on the fringes for a while.
Yeah.
So I don't really think that he would actually say no
to something like this.
Now I know it's always supposed to be a random pairing
of a singer and an actor,
but I was watching the clips of them like,
hi, I'm Mikey Madison, and I'm just like,
and I actually felt such weird tension between them,
not sexual or anything.
You don't feel like they're meant to be?
No, I just feel like they,
what would these two have to connect about, you know?
Like I actually felt awkward, I can't explain it.
But maybe I was just picking up on like,
maybe my vibes were off.
I feel like it could be an opposite subtract situation.
Yeah.
Cause they're actually like similar age probably.
Yeah, I wonder if you saw Nora.
They probably both like get down.
Do you think you saw Nora?
No, I don't.
And I don't think she listens to his music.
And it's definitely like an enemies to lovers situation.
Oh, I like that.
But like they're both,
even though Morgan Wallen could like have a girlfriend,
but he's single to me.
I don't know actually, he's like super private now
about his relationship status.
He's definitely like would meet someone if he wanted to.
You think he's open to like having love in his life?
Yeah, no, and I think like even if he's like,
has a girl who thinks he's his girlfriend,
like if he falls in love with Mikey,
he falls in love with Mikey.
I actually, I think there are a couple of girls
walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen
is their boyfriend, honestly.
Yeah.
I'm one of them, no I'm kidding.
Like I think that he like definitely fucks around
with like multiple girls and they're like,
think that they're like-
But I think any one of them could be replaced
and maybe one day he'll get married
and that's when I'll start like
stop setting him up with people.
Yeah.
But until she walks down the aisle, like he's not yours.
Yeah and he like doesn't do
celebrity public relationships a lot.
Well he was dating,
PQrens.
Yeah but they were dating for like a year
before they ever posted a picture
and that picture was a curse
because they broke up the next day.
They literally broke up a week later.
Yeah. So we don't really have like experience. They literally broke up a week later. Yeah.
So we don't really have like experience.
We never even had to enjoy it.
I know.
We don't have an experience of like
him dating another famous person,
like walking red carpets together.
Like he doesn't do that.
Yeah.
And I'm sure like he's not ready for that
and ready for like a serious relationship
because like who would want to be tortured like that?
No, but they also say like why he threw that chair
off the roof in Nashville because he was upset
that the mother
of his child who he wasn't with anymore,
she had gotten married that weekend.
Like that's like, he like is hung up on her.
That's what they said.
Now they are always making things up.
Well, he needs like a serious relationship
and like, you know, a good woman is what he needs,
but he can't see that yet.
Yeah, and I think he would be shocked to find like
how many of his problems would go away
with just like a stable force in his life.
Like a woman who loves him.
Who cares about him.
Who's smart, who like, who he should listen to.
Who's not like making money off of him.
Like, I'm sure he has good people in his life,
but like they want him to tour.
They want him to sing like,
she only cares about Morgan's self.
Right.
That's what, and I feel like Mikey could be that girl.
I actually don't, but I like the concept, you know?
Yeah.
A stable force in Morgan's life.
Yeah. Morgan's life, Morgan self.
And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black
is the next one and-
Who's the musical guest?
Lizzo.
Okay, that's a good pairing actually.
And then I think it's John Hamm and Elton John
or vice versa.
They've made this confusing.
Oh, like you mean in order?
Yeah, I don't know who's together.
You think Elton's performing new music
or just like greatest hits?
He might be performing from that documentary.
Oh yeah, he had that new song, which sounded good.
Randy Carlisle.
Right, but that's just one.
You gotta come with two.
Yeah.
Oh, he's performing with Randy Carlisle
to sing their song, Never Too Late.
Okay, I don't love that, I can't lie.
sing their song Never Too Late. Okay, I don't love that, I can't lie.
Yeah, I think he should sing Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters.
And the Benny and the Jets.
Yeah.
Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters.
That song was referenced a lot in the book that we just read for the Redheads.
I happen to not know what song you're talking about.
Maren Morris did the cover on the, you do.
You do know. So, are you thinking about Maren Morris did the cover on the, you do. You do know.
I was actually thinking about Maren Morris this weekend.
She has a new album I saw called Dreamcicle,
which is like what I would call an album.
Yeah, it's a good name.
I saw something about her this morning,
a little sneak peek from a song she's releasing
that obviously sounded good.
She's like, she's very talented.
But it did make me think, like I kind of forgot about her.
And I wonder if like her departure from country music,
like her big announcement, and I don't know
if she still releases music as a country artist.
I don't know what the windup was,
but I do really wonder if it affected her music
negatively or positively.
Because I was thinking, I'm like,
oh, I haven't seen Maron Music in a while.
Maron Music.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
So I think that there's been negative effects,
because she's not getting played on country radio
and maybe pop, it doesn't want her like,
right. Like she's not getting like the Dua Lipa treatment.
Right. She gave up like a base,
but I don't know if she was accepted into a new one yet.
Like is she pop?
I don't think she's been like unaccepted.
I just think it's like harder and bigger.
Yeah. More competitive.
Yeah. And it's hard to stand out.
And now like you want to be a pop star, get on TikTok.
Are you going viral?
Country doesn't have to do that.
They have a nice little system
where you get played on the radio.
It's old school.
And people find you.
Yeah, so I just think she's in a new pool
and she's learning how to swim.
All right, all aboard.
But I think like she would say,
it's all positive that she like because-
She feels better.
You have to be able to live with yourself right right right like she think she made the right
choice for Marin's and self right always important yeah um so that's what's
happening on SNL if you're gonna be watching are you ready for our fourth
story I am and I'm probably not gonna be watching just I don't I feel like I need
to say yeah it's really could go either way for me like I just can't stay up till
1130 these days no but sometimes like Zach is watching and I just find myself seeing yeah. Yeah, he's pretty dedicated to us
I know is he yeah, okay. He's pretty um like habitual
Yes, which is like yeah, which is nice
Chris Hemsworth is making news saying that he regrets taking a selfie with Billie Eilish at the Oscars
This is so misleading, but it's actually funny
to think of it this way.
He said, we will never be friends.
Okay, literally me if I met Billie Eilish.
So this is what actually happened.
He said on Colbert, he said he got a photo
with Billie Eilish at the Oscars
and he remembers thinking, ah, don't do it, don't do it.
But he thought his kids would love the picture.
So he asked for it anyway.
And he was like, no, my kids are gonna love this.
And then the moment I took it, I was like,
I went from work colleague to now like a fan
and we'll never be friends.
Well, I hear his concern.
You're Chris Hemsworth.
Someone needs to tell me it's Chris Hemsworth.
And so while that rule applies to most people,
it doesn't apply to Chris Hemsworth.
I don't hear who he's talking to, like seriously.
Even if he was talking to the Queen of England
and like he asked for a photo, like it's Chris Hemsworth. I don't care who he's talking to, like seriously. Yeah. Even if he was talking to the Queen of England and like he asked for a photo, like it's Chris Hemsworth.
It's cool.
Yeah, it's not like you're placed in a fan category.
And I imagine it's like a pop diva.
Like you get a lot of people asking you for photos
and they're always like, my daughter.
Or if they're of a certain age.
So I'm sure like Taylor gets it a lot.
Like I don't think she's thinking about it as much as he is,
clearly like a year later.
But I also just don't think Chris Hemsworth and Billie Eilish would be friends.
I don't think it's something he has to worry about,
like a friendship that was lost.
That's true, like no potential opportunity
like was destroyed here.
I don't think they should be friends, that would be weird.
Yeah.
And I don't think they would get along either,
like on a personality level.
Right, not that I know Chris's personality,
but like I feel like- I feel like I do.
I feel like with him him you can judge the book
based on its cover.
The cover tells you everything you need to know.
He's just Chris Hemsworth, what you see is what you get.
Loves his wife, loves Australia, loves to surf,
loves the gym, works, because he likes acting,
it's not like a passion of his,
he makes a lot of money, it's sick.
I feel like it's very GTL.
Very simple, yeah, very GTL. Yeah. Jim Tam, Liam Hemsworth, Jim Tam, Liam,
actually crazy like the the way that the Liam,
the Hemsworth brothers like netted out.
There was definitely a period of time where Liam was
on his way to becoming much more famous than Chris.
But Chris was always Thor.
I know you can't be bigger than the war.
And then Liam fucked like everything up, you know?
Yeah. And I wouldn't even consider hims everything up, you know? Yeah.
And I wouldn't even consider him like famous now, you know?
Yeah.
Like now he's Chris's brother.
And there's a third one who's like-
He's Miley's ex.
Yes, he's Miley's ex.
There's a third one who's just like the heavens worth sibling.
I literally don't even know his name.
Yeah.
I wanna say it's like, Emmet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Luke.
And so Liam's not there yet, but he's not far.
Yeah.
And what's so crazy is that he was a part
of like one of those major franchises, Hunger Games,
which is just sort of like gives you eternal fame.
I literally forgot about that.
I'm like, yeah, last song, one of those major franchises.
That's what I'm saying.
Like he was on his way to being on his brother's level.
Like, yeah, brother Thor, but you're Peta.
What's his name? Gabriel.
Peta Malark.
No, he was the other one, Gabe.
Gale.
I knew it was like a girly little name.
So how he went from like almost competing with his brother
to now competing with the other brother, I don't get it.
I think he was like too busy telling Miley what to do
to work on his own career.
And then yelling at her, yeah, 1000%.
Right?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
That's gonna lead into our Queenie and Weenie?
That's gonna lead into our Queenie Weenie.
I'm so upset to let you guys know, once again,
I did not watch Southern Charm last night.
It was ringing in part one
and then Craig was on Watch What Happens Live.
Yes.
And he stunned Andy with a bit of a dating confession
letting Andy know that he is seeing someone.
I'm dying to know.
So let's find out after the show.
Yeah, like I don't wanna be annoying.
Like I probably could ask.
Can Ben ask? Like Ben's not a gossip girl, do you know what I mean? I know, but couldn't want to be annoying. I probably could ask. Can Ben ask?
Ben's not a gossip girl.
Do you know what I mean?
But couldn't he be like, the girls want to know
you're dating.
They won't tell anyone.
That makes us look like losers.
I just really want to know.
Is it a Bravo person?
Is it just a lay person?
So he said it's not Sally.
I know it's not Sally, yes.
But like-
Which I'm glad about.
Is it somebody on the network?
Is it somebody in reality TV?
Is it a podcaster?
Like, who is it?
He said he's dating someone.
He said, I am, and I'm really happy.
He said, you know, when I date,
I tend to only date one person at a time.
So I've been seeing someone and I've been reminded
that the universe works in crazy ways,
but everything happens for a reason.
I just want to say the universe working in crazy ways,
that makes me feel like it's someone in his orbit
that's like come back around.
Catherine.
Naomi.
I don't think it's Naomi,
but I do think it's like someone.
Maybe it's that girl, that blonde girl Olivia
he took on the boat for one date.
Do you remember her?
Olivia?
Yeah, I don't know if her name was Olivia actually.
Like one random season after he started.
Oh, they went like canoeing?
Yeah. Natalie.
Natalie, and that's-
But you remember her name.
And that's who he was dating the first season
of Winter House when he met Paige.
Yeah, it was right before Paige.
Him and Paige didn't even look at each other
at Winter House.
And like, I'm watching Winter House like,
I'm here for Craig and Paige.
And this girl, she kind of never stood a chance.
Natalie.
She never stood a chance with the canoe date.
And then it was maybe right person, wrong time.
He was actually dating her.
Cause I remember Craig and Natalie, Craig and Natalie.
I just want to say, I hope it's not Natalie.
Natalie seems lovely,
but it wasn't exciting the first time around.
Of course, the Craig and Paige dance,
we have a giant hole to fill.
Giant, and they both have big shoes to fill.
And it's like no one whose name we either mentioned,
not Sally, not Naomi, not Catherine,
like would make me super happy.
So I hope it's someone maybe that I'm not thinking of
or that we don't know,
but I think it's someone Craig already knows.
I do just based on like this verbiage.
People also are inclined to think
that it's Kristin Cavallari.
Because he just did-
That's what filled what I just said.
He just did her podcast live show.
They have like a brief dating history
right before he dated Paige.
She's single, they were just like together.
It's possible, right?
Yeah, I just don't think so.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like when he chose Paige over Kristin.
Like that was the end of it.
Yeah, but I think they still were like friends.
Interesting.
Now, Watch Rapunzel Live was cracking me up last night
because they made- You watched?
No, they made this TikTok,
where they did this TikTok trend.
I saw a little bit of-
It's from Glee.
And they do this dance.
It's like Santana, Britney and Quinn.
It's so funny.
So first of all, that cracked me up
and Craig's pants were, I'm sorry,
they were cracking me up.
And the joke is obviously like his fashion needs to
girlfriend is not around to help anymore.
And I just need to know where those pants came from.
You don't think that's like an old page outfit
that she picked.
Like, I feel like if he went back to dressing like Craig,
it would be like wearing, you know,
I think this is his attempt to like replicate page looks
on without page.
Craig I.
I was dying.
I feel like he's like wearing old page things
and maybe just like not putting them together well.
Cause I feel like once he starts buying his own clothes
again, he's going to be dressing like Shep and Austin
with the ecchi pants and the bottom down shirt.
Literally me and my Patagonia vest.
Literally. He could have it if he needs it. The TikTok was so funny and the button down shirt. Literally me and my Patagonia vest. Literally.
You can have it if you need it.
The TikTok was so funny and the comments were so funny.
No, I was laughing so hard.
They were like, roasting in a loving way.
You know, it was all very sweet and funny,
but it's like, because it was Austin and Shep dancing
and then Craig comes out from behind.
So it's like this big reveal of Craig's pants.
And it actually just made me laugh.
It was a suit.
Yeah, it was a set.
It was a set.
It looks like my mom's from the 80s.
No, people said it looked like the Winifred pant
from Aritzia, which is like the classic trouser
that everybody wears.
They were just like too big and ugly.
Like it was just really, it was funny.
That's really funny.
We're gonna find out who he's dating.
Anybody in my personal orbit knows who he's dating.
I will not tell anyone, I just like really wanna know.
Or if one of the girlies who works for Craig
is listening to this, like please tell Craig
to tell Ben who he's dating. Yeah, because Ben's not gonna gonna ask one thing about us. Like we actually can keep a secret. Yes
Okay, also tell each other maybe the girl herself
Is it no sir? She'll be like hey guys, and if she's not break up with her
Which Jackie said he needs the elk of a toaster. Oh boy. Well, he does. Yeah
See like I said the didn't give us much,
but we really-
We're still alive, aren't we?
Affirmation of life, things we did that.
Like I think we made the most of it.
Yeah, as we always do,
we've been doing this going on eight years,
you guys, we're professionals.
Yeah, don't ask us what kind of business we're in though.
And it's also Queenie and Weenie.
So every Friday, Jackie and I like to end the week
with a segment we call Queenie of the Week
and Weenie of the Week, where it's just like it sounds, we're giving out two awards each, so four we call Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where it's just like it sounds,
we're giving out two awards each, so four total.
Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week,
where we nominate two people, places or things,
they don't have to be people,
who acted like a Queenie this week
or acted like a Weenie this week.
They're kind of self-explanatory titles,
it's not that serious, obviously,
like if you kill someone,
you're not gonna be Weenie of the Week.
Like it's just like-
You're gonna be jailed.
Right, yeah, you might have a Weenie
like in your mouth this week. Because you're in jail, but you're not gonna be Weenie of the week. Like it's just like. You're gonna be jail. Right, yeah. You might have a weenie like in your mouth this week.
Because you're in jail,
but you're not gonna be weenie of the week.
So it's all fun and games, you know?
If you find yourself one day being weenie of the week,
like just now, it's a temporary title.
Yeah.
Let's start queenie or weenie, queenie.
We're starting queenie.
We literally start queenie every time.
So.
Oh, okay, don't be fucking rude, okay.
We always start with a positive.
You're gonna go queenie
and then I'm gonna do my queenie and my weenie
because they're in tan.
Okay, my queenie is Alex Earlenie because they're in tandem.
My Queenie is Alex Earl.
I feel like we talked about her a lot this week
and every time, the more I learn about her,
the more I watch, it seems like maybe she took my advice
about quitting podcasting and going straight to vlogging.
We know Sally listens to the toast.
So I think that maybe she took our advice,
in which case that gives her Queenie nomination energy.
But then also her lawsuit.
I'm just like, I'm having like an Alex Earl moment, you know?
Same, I'm waiting for my hot mess March to arrive.
Me too and my sit Margs, you know?
So Alex Earl.
That's so good.
So my Queenie, while it's so close to being you,
like I need to give an honorable mention to her.
I hate when we give it to each other.
And let me tell everyone what you did.
Sure, but I hate when we give it to each other.
I wanted to use this as an opportunity to mention to everyone what you did. Mention it all, mention it all. Because Claudia really helped me out when I give it to each other. And let me tell everyone what you did. Sure, but I hate when we give it to each other. I wanted to use this as an opportunity
to mention to everyone what you did.
Mention it all, mention it all.
Because Claudia really helped me out
when I was coming to New York.
She helped, she checked into my hotel,
she brought me groceries, she brought dinner,
she brought fresh fruit.
She got them to bring a fridge up to my room
to put it all away.
She brought my toys from the studio and my stroller.
Usually like Zach goes out and gets everything,
but like she brought everything to us
and made our stay here just so much more seamless.
And that's Queenie-like behavior.
I want you to have such a party time every time you come.
So it's not like, oh, New York was so hard.
I can't wait to not come back.
So it was a pleasure, truly.
Well, thank you so much.
But my Queenie, this is a first in Toast Her History.
My Queenie and my Weenie are actually the same person.
I love when that happens.
And it's Nikki Blonsky.
Okay, she's just my Weenie.
She is my Queenie because of everything
that's happened for her.
And she's getting her flowers and her cameos are going viral
and she's the number one booked on cameo.
And that's Queenie-like behavior.
And I'm happy for this renaissance of Micky Blonsky.
She is my weenie for passing on the toast.
She is my weenie for passing on the toast.
Are you crazy?
Now, I actually have come around on it a little bit
and let me tell you why. She's my weenie as well.
She passed quite swiftly too.
She didn't even wait like 12 hours.
Like she just passed no reason, not like, oh, thanks so much.
It was just like a hard pass.
And so at first, like I am in, you know,
a victim, I make everything about myself and you and like,
oh, she's rude, she hates us.
Like weenie, Chip, Chip, of course,
the chip reared its ugly head.
But the more I thought about it, and obviously like,
I've seen a lot of footage of her recently
because she's making all these cameos.
I don't know if she's in a place to be doing interviews.
And I feel like her passing is more about her
than it is about us.
I'm choosing to believe that.
I just don't think that's true.
Okay.
Well, she's having this moment and she hasn't done anything.
I just think like she doesn't realize like the potential
of what an interview with us would be.
No, of course, but if she was out here doing other shows
or it was announced that she was gonna be on
Jimmy Fallon this week, I would say, oh, it's personal.
But she's not acknowledged.
She's not looking at the big picture.
And that's weenie-like behavior.
I agree, I agree.
But I'm saying when it comes to me being personally offended,
I am letting it go.
And not knowing what's best for you, Nikki.
Yeah, I'm letting it go from a personal stance.
I'm not offended I just think she's being silly and foolish.
I was offended.
I wasn't. I don't take things personally.
That's big of you.
I just think she's a fool.
I just think she's a weenie like fool.
Well.
But I love her and I'll support her forever.
I like when we align on Queenie or Weenie.
Yeah so it's obviously clear. who what was going down this week
And this is our last show together
Yeah, but we have actually but for you guys we have a vlog and a guest episode on Monday
Both are gonna be released on Monday. So you'll have plenty to watch the vlog goes on our patreon patreon.com slash a toast
It's a great vlog a lot of BTS about like toast. The Andrew Schultz episode will be up for everyone.
That'll be our Monday episode.
And then we're back to our regular remote framey set up
on Tuesday.
I've missed the frames.
Me too, but this has been a nice change up.
You know, you got to switch things up.
You don't want to burn out.
You got to keep things exciting.
We are creatives.
Shake it up Chicago.
We can't be like stifled.
They're always trying to stifle us.
So we need to get the creative juices flowing.
And I feel like that's what we've done here.
I love that.
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