The Toast - A Referendum on Ick Culture: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Wednesday that like yesterday I would have really appreciated, but right now it feels like it should be Thursday, you know? Yeah, I won't argue with that. Yeah, like I feel angry and I feel misled and I feel hoodwinked, actually. So you're feeling like it should be a Thursday? Maybe, what if we just pretended it was Thursday? I'm all about like actually living

in delusional fairyland. I think people, I'm actually jealous when I see like really dumb delusional people because they frustrate me, but I'm jealous that they're probably happier than I am. Like what if we just told ourselves it's Thursday? Bear with me. Told ourselves it's Thursday. And then like tomorrow it will be Thursday. And then we're like, hey, it's Thursday. We get to do it all over again. No, but if today, like all day, I thought it was Thursday, I would expect tomorrow to be Friday. And if it wasn't, I'd be fucking pissed. Okay.

I didn't mean to start out the show like on such a negative note. I just felt like yesterday when we sat here, I had a realization that, you know, the next time I'd be doing the show, it was Wednesday and like I'd be halfway through. I had such a busy day. Like yesterday felt like two days. And today. Two days.

Sound over the comments. Should today be Thursday? Yes no you know why it's because we did a podcast episode last night so like that felt like Wednesday thus making today Thursday but speaking of which we did a Patreon episode last night for our Patreon and it was an episode of the toast because we felt like there were so many stories this week that some of the stories that would have been chosen weren't chosen like the JV squad so we did another episode of toast and that's available for you to listen to on the patreon right now but that's why we feel like yesterday was two days we picked those stories up off the cutting room floor and let me tell you they needed to be spoken

about they did and needed to be broken down I feel like actually after yesterday's episode on the toast like I learned like it's this kind of thread that's been happening to me. So on yesterday's episode, we talked extensively about Taylor and Travis's trip to the Bahamas. And I was telling Jackie that there's this hilarious and cute video. Uh, somebody took on the property of Taylor and Travis, like getting on this swing. That's like, it's like a hanging from a tree and it's above the ocean and they get on it and they fall and it's so cute. The video went viral and apparently it's not them. And I really can't live anymore. Like in this age of misinformation, I'm, and I'm like a really smart internet user. I'm not an idiot. You know, I'm not, I see people literally, there was like this clearly AI fake TMZ

article being shared, not even from TMZ saying Josh Peck's wife is leaving him because she found out he took hush money from Dan Schneider. Like so absurdly stupid. And somebody had the nerve to send it to me and be like, is this real? Are you real? Like you're actually dumb. And so I'm not dumb. I'm actually really smart. And I feel like I'm kind of a sort of jaded internet user. And I constantly find myself being hoodwinked online. And it's, it makes me think for the people who aren't as smart and internet friendly as me, I'm getting hoodwinked every day. Yeah, I shudder for them.

But I also think you are online a lot. Okay, I didn't intend for this to be a referendum. I did not intend for this conversation to become a referendum on my internet usage. Yes. But I think that you see everything that's online and you've kind of cycled through so much they start showing you fake shit. So you say I'm too good at my job. My job is to know what's going on.

No, but now you're muddying. Now you're reporting fake news. No, I know. It happens to me a lot. People are always like, Trini, that's not real. And thankfully, it's nothing like monumental, you know, with Taylor and Travis in the Bahamas. But I feel like... Now I want to me a lot. People are always like, Trini, that's not real. And thankfully it's nothing like monumental, you know, with Taylor and Travis in the Bahamas.

But I feel like. I want to see the video. So it was other people. It was a very cute video of two people. Well, I'm happy for those people that they had a cute, sweet time. I just, I think honestly,

like the, the AI, like I, I get hoodwinked all the time and I'm not stupid. And it's like these things like the, okay, I always use this example and it's meaningless, but the Pope wearing the puffer jacket, remember that was like the first AI piece of content that was created by AI that like went super viral and it was like so funny. And these things go viral, like the Taylor and Travis video. And then the fact that they're

not true, don't go viral as much as the video did. Yeah. But also at the moment, all those things are pretty harmless. Yes. But one day it will be harmful. Full of harm. I mean we were even saying this yesterday about the P. Diddy situation. Like when I was on Twitter like there were so many random things being said and like that's actually harmful. It's serious. Yeah but that's different. Like theories are different than like manipulation of assets. Yeah. And passing something off as true that's not. Like someone saying I think this. You're allowed to think whatever you want. Yes, yes, yes.

But like fake headlines and stuff, I can't do it anymore. Like I am feeling dumb and I'm not. I went to college, which means nothing, but I did. I think you're not going to like what I have to say. So I'm not going to say it. What are you going to say? But I already said it. But I already said a version of it. I need to, you know, to touch grass what I have to say. So I'm not going to say it. What are you going to say? But I already said it. But I already said a version of it.

I need to, you know, to touch grass. Scale back. Yeah. Touch grass. I agree. I like that phrase. I love that phrase because nothing will humble a mentally ill internet user more than telling them to seriously like, go to sleep.

Go to sleep. Step outside. Touch grass. Yeah. Okay. So that's one lesson today hopefully today's episode will be full of lessons life lessons oh but it's important that you touch grass after you finish listening to the episode of the test oh yeah and it'll stay online to listen to our podcast and follow our social media accounts follow our social what are you 90 like don't forget to like us on Facebook. And subscribe wherever you listen. You know, I'm drinking this protein shake that I love.

But it's like got a hole in the bottom. There's protein shake all over my sweater. There's a song for that. There's a hole in the bottom. Drinking all this wine. It's hole in the bottle. Still applies. Still applies.

Oh, and I've been getting a lot of outreach, like a lot of community outreach, people wanting updates like on my Weight Watchers journey. Yeah, I lost a pound. And I talked a lot about it on our Patreon episode last night, so I'm not going to, you know, double dip. So if you're interested, it's in that episode. It's all there.

All said to say, like, I'm loving life on, sorry, WW. Do you see last night? It's funny that WW is meant to be a shortened version of Weight Watchers, yet it's actually kind of more syllables. And I do think as a company. WW Weight Watchers. I do think as a company, they also backtracked on that rebrand. I think they're okay being called Weight Watchers now.

Wait, that's so funny. WW is six syllables and Weight Watchers is two to three. It's impossible. WW never caught on because it's literally a tongue twister. And then of course you want to add the third W. No, and something about like Weight Watchers, it's so like,

you know, it's like, snapping. WW dot. All of a sudden you got the dot. Right, right. What were you going to say? I was going to say that last night

I sent you a WW creator. I was very inspired. That shared WW tips for WW girls. See, it's a tongue twister. It's giving royal juror. I sent you a Weight Watchers creator who posts Weight Watchers tips for Weight Watchers girls. Yeah, I appreciated that. I need to dive deep.

I said I kind of feel like I don't have a community. The Toasters group for Weight Watchers, which has like 5,000 people in it, is like inactive. Like nobody posts in it. Can we bring that group back? Maybe that you need to post. I need tips and tricks from the girlies. Like I'm just loving it.

Post a call out. I just did. That was me. Bring the group back. That was me calling it out. Oh, no, no. Post in the group. Yeah.

Get that algorithm moving. Because there is like an open to the public group. I think Weight Watchers like started it. There's like millions of people in there. And it's just like, it's a bunch of grandmas and I think Weight Watchers like started it. There's like millions of people in there. And it's just like, it's a bunch of grandmas

and I love them, but like their problems are not my problems, you know? Sure. Like I need the girlies to be like, how are we cocktailing? Like I need, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I saw this creator was having some applesauce

with cinnamon for zero points. Does that sound of interest to you? I happen to love applesauce. I like That tracks. It's baby food. Yeah, Mott's, right? Like, I don't have to go get organic. I think Mott's counts.

Because I had some crap organic shit, I think, at your house. It was not the same. When did you have applesauce at my house? Maybe it was like Rosh Hashanah or, no, Hanukkah. Or I make my own applesauce. Exactly. It's just apples. That's why it's zero points I want the

chemicals for motts might not be zero points if it has added sugar right that's why I asked motts is so good to me like motts muckers those like kid like I love those brands yeah they're delicious who doesn't they're filled with good stuff my God. Do we have any food news today? No. Okay, there's like big food news. I don't know if you, people are really upset at Chick-fil-A. Oh, I didn't see,

but I'm already at six stories whittling down to five during the ad break. So feel free to share it now. Yeah, well, I was going to say, you know, part of their, they made a pledge in 2014 that all of their chicken, which is like their number one sold item,

is going to be antibiotic free. As of like yesterday, they're like, NVM, antibiotics in. Yeah, they're bringing back antibiotics. Did they say why? Big Pharma, no kidding. I don't know. I have to assume it has something to do

with their business model. Like maybe they can't get access. Or the chickens were sick. Maybe they like can't get access to like that much antibiotic-free chicken anymore. I don't know. It's giving supply chain. Yeah.

It's poisoning the food is what it's giving. Yeah. No, they want to like it's there's a giving poisoning the food and then yelling at us for being fat. Yeah. No, it's what it's giving. The food in America like is disgusting. Everybody knows that.

That's why people go to Europe and eat pasta for a week and end up losing weight because their food is real and ours is fraudulent. And this is just another like part of that. Yeah. Fraudulent food. That's why no wonder why people are growing their own like veggies and chickens. Like for real. She's seen the light.

No, I get it. I'm too lazy, but I get it. And I just love the light inside. So shine bright. I do want to say like I know the light and I want to eat the light. Like I love all of our chemically like disgusting foods I really do just wait you guys on turkeys like you know the the wheel of turdy she's on her by the way the wheels of turdy move slow what's that thing about justice they she they move slow but they grind just fine. Literally. Yeah, no, like she's here on the journey.

She's on her health journey too. Like she's a hop, skip and a jump from chickens. Don't worry. Yeah, I'll keep them on my terrace. For itching for chickens. Totally. Romeo would love chickens. You're going to have one of those like lettuce growers soon.

Lettuce grow, I think it's called. That's so funny. Ben was actually just talking about starting like some sort of growing his own herbs because he's been cooking so much on our on our balcony that we don't know what we're gonna do with yet and I was like uh no you're not but you can get one of those white tall tower things is that let us grow yeah something like that yeah I'm like you can do that even though like I know he'll just it's another thing he'll start and not finish and I'm not in the mood to pick up the pieces honestly it's so true I know Shannon just got one we were supposed to be sisters in gardening but then she went that route yeah and that's not the route I see for

myself oh you're kind of calling her out for being like a fraudulent gardener and you want to be like real like hands in the dirt first of all I can't call her out for being a fraudulent gardener I've not done shit for gardening so like Olivia has at least she's taking steps and making change and she thoroughly researched it I support, but I just like, don't want that. That's not what I see for myself. I, there is like a perfect part of your backyard. That's like made for a garden.

Ready to be a garden. It's this sort of like secluded patch of dirt. That I, I have set aside and not done anything with because I know that one day it will be something and it will be a garden, a cold plunge. And every day I'm getting closer to breaking ground on that honestly I love that for you yeah so that's so Hubermeister approved oh my god

speaking of Huberman so I would love to do I would literally love to speaking of Huberman so you said yesterday that Huber tip was to wait 10 minutes after you woke up to drink your coffee which I said made no fucking sense but then someone in the comments clarified to wait 90 minutes is what he's saying oh somebody i saw somebody in the comments say an hour people keep lying like okay so and they said like because it messes with your hormones so i don't tell me twice yeah so this morning i woke up and usually i have a million things to do before i can get to my coffee but like this morning i was trying to be intentional about waiting 90 minutes. I couldn't do it.

90 is long. I think an hour is fine. I saw an hour. I think I made it to an hour before I was like, fuck this. Also, yesterday's episode was truly one of my favorites. Like this Huberman story, like I couldn't listen to us recap it enough. I just, I think I watched it twice. Once while I was on the treadmill, it got me through my 5k training. Like I didn't even listen to any recap it enough I just I think I watched it twice well once while I was on the treadmill it got me through my 5k training like I didn't listen to

any music I was just cackling I honestly I need to thank the writer of this article it has brought me such joy like people's takes on it the recaps of it our recap it is truly um and then there was like you know a couple people like who were taking it seriously being like as a woman I was like okay stop um you lost me yeah like, okay, stop. You lost me. Yeah. Like taking, like, just stop. Like, so don't listen to his podcast anymore if you're so offended.

Like, don't, we don't care. Like, this isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure. But the, I have just been giggling nonstop. And I want to thank Andrew. I want to thank the writer of the article. I'd like to thank Sarah, even though I have found my, did you, I sent you an email. I saw what you sent me. I saw what you sent me.

I saw what you sent me, you guys. Sarah's credibility. Wait, now, I don't want to be slanderous because I didn't do any. Don't say who or what. I'm not, I'm not.

I just got this like random email some girl being like, listen, I have information on Sarah. And they're like, she told me Sarah's name and apparently Sarah was like the founder

of like some sort of like well company, a company about wellness. I don't know if it was food or medicine, I don't care. And it turned out to be like a total scam. She was like lying to all of her customers. So she well company, a company about wellness. I don't know if it was food or medicine. I don't care. And it turned out to be like a total scam. She was like lying to all of her customers.

So she herself has like a questionable past. She has a credibility issue. And that was obviously left out of the article. If Sarah is who this person said she is. Nobody came forward with, you know, any information on Eve, which I would have been more into. I need to know who Eve is.

Also, people were saying the article is John Tucker must die yes of course she should have called it Andrew Huberman must die I mean in the Andrew it tracks honestly I could see Jesse Metcalf playing Andrew Huberman in the biopic of his life yeah actually Jesse Metcalf was just making headlines today oh about john tucker must die like talking about how he wasn't eating for the role oh my god yeah because he was getting like john tuckerified it's giving i mean honestly it was giving humor in i have to say there are few people who had more of an impact on me as a young woman than Jesse Metcalf. John Tucker must die.

And then more importantly, his role as the gardener, whose name is escaping me. John. Oh, his name is John in both. Yeah. In Desperate Housewives. Like I've like there was a time where I seriously like was so in love with Jesse Metcalf. And he still is hot. Like I want to thank him for like aging respectfully and like not being creepy,

making TikToks like about his former youth. Like, I want to thank him for, like, aging respectfully and, like, not being creepy making TikToks, like, about his former youth. Like, he's really aging nicely. Taking his talents to the Hallmark Channel. As that's where he should go. Okay, thank you. Yeah. Handsome leading man. That's what he has been and what he always will be on the Hallmark Network. Yeah.

Handsome leading man. Honestly, he should play Bruce Springsteen in Bruce Springsteen's biopic, which is a story we recapped on the Patreon yesterday. You guys, the person in talks to play Bruce Springsteen, I don't want to spoil it for the episode, is so perfect. And I'm just excited about it. I can't believe that's a true testament to how good the stories have been this week because biopic casting news is some of our favorite news.

We wouldn't miss it. For the world. But just so you know, like nothing's signed yet. So you haven't like missed anything, but this was circulating. Yeah, rumors. I'm tired of rumors started. I'm sick of being followed.

Literally me after like a successful episode of The Toast. Literally you after starting a rumor about yourself. That's literally you after telling people you want them to think you're on Ozempic. Has that been sufficiently? Because now, like, I know you don't have TikTok, but all the comments are like, oh my God, is Jackie on Ozempic? They're trying to, like, help you. Oh.

How do you feel? Like, we successfully started a rumor about ourselves. Yeah, no, I feel good because it was so funny. That's what I feel good about. Totally. I feel good about the funny content that was made. As you should. Based on a joke I made.

Yeah, based on like an original thought of yours. Hashtag proud podcaster. Hashtag job well done. Hashtag employee of the month. Okay, calm down. I think there's literally two employees here. Oh my God, we should do a segment at the end of every month. I love it.

Employee of the month where like who shined. Yeah. Like, no, no. And like we have to quote the other. And actually, I don't think we should be competing every month because that'll create resentment. Okay. That's right. I think we should be nominating the other.

Each other. And explaining like why you were an employee of the month. And every month we have two employees of the month. So it's me and you. Yeah, of course. Okay. We need to just be conscious of like the last day. By the way, it's literally coming up.

It's coming up. Okay. So if we can, can we write this down? It's a Sunday. So maybe we'll do it on Monday. No, no. It has to be like the last episode of the month. So it would be Friday.

Okay. Oh, fuck. But, oh, but Friday is we need to be. But it won't always be Friday. Okay. Fine. fuck. But it won't always be Friday. Okay, fine. Or the first of the month, which is more... Well, the first of the month is April Fool's, so we've got to be on guard.

So true, because I would be jokingly nominating you. Right? Right? Mean. You would know. We need to map out the next couple of months and set reminders for the segment. Yeah.

I'm obsessed. Are we calling employee of the month that's just so regular no I love it okay okay I you know I literally would die for a segment segments are my favorite things and we've been slaying the segment department yeah there was a lull you know unburden yourselves but rip by the way i just want to say like we didn't like it there there's a very small niche stanhood for unburdening yourselves found a new home on patreon yourselves has been rehomed yeah to patreon yeah and that's where it shall reside i love love love love patreon is a home for a lot of segments that have gone out to pasture, like things our husbands do that annoy us.

Sixth Man Award. Oh, what'd you say? Things our husbands do that annoy us. Yes, yes. But that's perfect for Patreon in like a good way. That doesn't make sense for this show because we do pop culture. Yeah.

Yeah, we're pop culture experts. Oh my God. Are you at crack? Oh my God, by the way your hormones is there that's what i'm seeing right now cringe than calling yourself a pop culture expert no i mean what do you mean i feel like we say that we are no i know we are in earnest we are but like cringe no i mean as your job title it's like yeah get in line for unemployment cringe no i mean as your job title it's like yeah get in line for unemployment but but like we actually are like as an actor most pop culture podcast but still like

great i hear what you're saying so like if you know someone's on tv and they're it says like you know jada smith i don't know why she came to my i don't know why i said jada smith okay, Jane Doe. And it said instead, you know, instead of like whatever their title was, it said pop culture expert. I agree. It's giving sadness. But, you know, we technically could do that, but I would never. It would say author, entrepreneur, podcaster, comedian.

There'd be so many things before pop culture expert. For sure. But at the end of the day, like you're all of those things because you are a pop culture expert. And I think, you know, as kind of stated earlier on in the show, I'm not even a pop culture expert because half the things I think are fake. True. Because AI.

No, but you're an expert. You're an expert because you eventually you learn. Yeah. Then you share your wisdom with others as experts too. Very Huberman of me. Huberberman what's huberman doing today do you think he's like freaking or he let me check his podcast like if he has episodes due if he's taking a break i feel like taking a break would be a huge mistake this article was a big nothing burger and like taking a vow of silence it would be a huge mistake it would be a huge mistake is that what you said

yet two days ago he posted an episode so like he has a few days off so i think he'll come back like is he weekly he'll be like huber what huber who huber you does he do once a week or he does more than that you know here's one from five days ago that says bonus whatever the fuck that means then march 18th march 11th march 4th okay it's giving weekly plus a bonus and then february 29th bonus so like i don't know i just look at people with weekly podcasts and i think to myself like get a job you know but not huberman because he has his lab and he has his girlfriends and by the way he's very busy all he cares about is his friends and his teammates and his mom and his dog yesterday i was like looking at myself zoomed out every time i was talking to bruno

oh and thinking of how someone could spin it in an article to make me look and mentally crazy yeah and it's so easy to do so i actually like i have a lot of grace for Huberman in that department Huber grace I'm giving Huberman grace at the moment as it pertains to treating his dog like a human being a child correct so that's what I was doing yesterday and that's why today should be Thursday to bring it back around yeah but it's not how are the stories today we have dear toasters which is our weekly advice segment, which I'm just, you know, juiced for. Same on opposite day.

You guys know Jackie hates Dear Toasters, but I want the community to know I will never let Dear Toasters die. Dear Toasters is the best. Everybody loves it. I don't know why you hate it so much. You have to do nothing except listen. Here's why. Not why, but let me just explain where I'm coming from.

To me, Dear Toasters, it's kind of like games. The idea of games, it's like, I don't like the idea of it. I find the idea very overwhelming. However, when I'm in it, I am in it to win it. I don't half-ass when I play a game. Once I get into a game, like, oh, I'm winning. There was one time, literally one time in recent memory, where Jackie really got into a game.

And I'm not talking about like quiplash I'm talking about like board games and such do you remember that game of Monopoly oh and I was cracking you up now in you know it's important for context like I did smoke pot which I never do and then we played Monopoly and Jackie was the banker and she was like literally like robbing everyone including herself she was living below the poverty line. She was being so funny. I swear to God, there are a few moments in my life I would love to relive or like watch, you know? Yeah, watch.

And if I could watch a tape, not even, I don't want to be a tape. I want to be like an invisible woman in the corner, just watching us so happy. We were on vacation. It was just the four of us, right? The sisters. The boys weren't playing with us?

No, it was literally just like sisters. It was just a sister's game of right? The sisters. The boys weren't playing with us? No, it was literally just like sisters. It was just a sister's game of Monopoly? And I'm so glad I brought this up because I often wondered if anybody like remembers that game of Monopoly as a core memory as much as I do. Like it was probably like that to be a loser. Like the happiest I've ever been. Oh. Like we can't play games on vacation anymore.

Everyone's kids are like crying and screaming and throwing up. And we only had one kid at that time it was Michaela she was sleeping really good and Shapiro was watching her and we had Olivia we had everyone's full attention and it was seriously the happiest I've ever been oh that's a beautiful memory I know I know the time that you're talking but no I don't think of it like you do because you know when we go on vacation like my dream is for us to play a game together and it's like even if I can convince everyone which is the hardest thing to do even if we make a plan some kids starting a tantrum it's sick cough sleep breast like there's something and I just want the attention of

my full sisters on Monopoly and I haven't gotten it since that very day well also to say that's how I feel about dear toasters but when I'm'm in it, you have my full attention. You're good. 100%. I'm going to win. I'm going to give you the best advice. But the idea of it is overwhelming to me. And I think that's a fair assessment. It might be a fair assessment, but I think I speak for the entire community when I say get over it.

Like, grow up. No, no. I'm like, I'm over it. I'm not actively resisting deer toasters except when, like, you know, I try and make you forget about it or try and push it for one reason or another police arrest her she's resisting resistance another word that's been meaningless yeah um so speaking of your toasters go that means we have we have a lot to do today so perhaps perhaps we should dive in. Perhaps. Okay. Without further ado, here are the Fast Ties stories that you need to know. Now, if you're listening to this show, it is highly likely that you are a millennial. And what's fabulous about that is it's time to add Clarins Multi-Active Cream into your

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five day nutrition program. Thank you, Claudia. You fall asleep? No, sorry. I was reading. I was going through my stories. I told you I had to get from six to five. Right. We're so blessed. Yes, but we made it to five. Our first story, Rebel Wilson's book excerpt has come out. Oh, this is such good PR for her book. Yes, she's describing the onset humiliation by Sacha Baron Cohen in a shocking memoir excerpt. Let's hear it.

Rebel Wilson describes feeling scared of her Grimsby co-star Sacha Baron Cohen in a shocking memoir excerpt. Let's hear it. So Rebel Wilson describes feeling scared of her Grimsby co-star Sasha Baron Cohen in a shocking excerpt from her forthcoming memoir. She said in the book, quote, it felt like every time I'd speak to SBC, he'd mentioned that he wanted me to go naked in a future scene. I was like, ha, I don't do nudity, Sasha. She goes on to recall that he subsequently summoned her, quote, via a production assistant to say she needed to film an additional scene

for their 2016 movie. Again, that was Grimsby. She said, quote, then he pulls his pants down. SBC says, very matter-of-factly, okay, now I want you to stick your finger up my ass. And I'm like, what? No. She says she finally compromised by slapping his backside

and improvising a few lines so she could, quote, get out of there. However, she later needed to film an intimate scene with the comedian. She said, quote, I still had to simulate having sex with this guy. I still had to kiss him repeatedly. Months later, it really sank in that all this wasn't something that could be laughed off. I relayed to the producers that I would not be doing any promotion for the film after calling no wonder i never heard of it well she called the film's lack of box office success karma enough she insists she was not about

canceling anybody by sharing her story she said i'm sharing now because the more women talk about things like this hopefully the less it happens oh my god these are really like that's that's not what i thought her like allegations were gonna be i thought it was just like him being a dick not him like whipping out his dick um disgusting if true asshole yeah this is more than asshole this is different than like what you would expect asshole behavior to be that's what i thought he was just running around set yelling at everybody you know yeah well he as we know is not taking these allegations lying down i'm sure he will in some way respond to these charges because he had put out that really strong statement the other day

when she called him and named him as the asshole so yeah and he like not only did he his rep like vehemently deny he said he had proof yeah i'll say I don't know how you yeah he said his rep told page six the claims are demonstrably false and directly contradicted by extensive detailed evidence including contemporaneous documents film footage and eyewitness accounts from those present before during after the production well not the contemporaneous documents yeah like it sounds like he has evidentiary support as Elle Woods would say and he's taken the dog so I don't know like these are such specific like I really I do believe Rebel Wilson like this is really uh sure I mean I didn't see Grimsby but the movies that I did see like a finger up the butt it seems like very classic SBC content but But I assumed in movies, like, you're not actually putting your finger up someone's.

But I thought, like, you know, the way you could stage it and prosthetics. Prosthetic finger. Yeah, like something. And of course, you don't have to go all the way up. You can just, like, curl your finger and it looks, you know, like. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe a slight of the hand.

Yeah, like you're a magician. I didn't, I Maybe a slight of the hand. Yeah, like giving that magician. I didn't, I really didn't think that. Well, maybe he'll come back with like, you know, with the prosthetic finger he wanted to wear. Yeah, we'll hear his side. The receipt for the prosthetic finger on the props department. This is really like atrocious like behavior. It's, yeah.

Gross. Yeah. I have a feeling this story will be coming back. Oh, for sure. It'll be a developing story. It's a developing story. Are you ready for our next story?

Also a developing story. Yeah. That had been developing and I think will develop further. And will continue to develop. The developing nature of this story will develop, according to me. Christine Quinn's husband files for a restraining order against her and denies hitting their son. Okay, giving victim.

Christine Quinn's husband, Christian Richard, filed for a restraining order against the former reality star after he was arrested for domestic violence last week according to court documents obtained by page six he requested that the settling sunset alum be ordered to stay at least 100 yards from his la home which he also asked her to move out of he also requested that she not travel with their 10 year old son their two-year-old son christian outside of la without his permission he claims in the documents that she is capable of abducting their child. He further claims that she has a history of threatening to take away or hide their son from him and has not been cooperative in co-parenting. No, I would abduct my child too if you threw a glass bottle at him.

Like, yeah, obviously she's abducting him for a reason. You know, obviously she's threatened to like keep the kid away from him for a reason. Take him away or hide him from abusive behavior. It's giving victim energy when you're not the victim. And hashtag I stand with Christine Quinn. Yeah. It's as simple and as complicated as that. Yeah.

Just who would have thought? Like the way this whole marriage like happened, she just like showed up to season two with a fiance. Ended season two with, like, her, you know, funeral-themed wedding. Which was, like, all black. Yeah. And then they just, like, kind of lived quietly. You know, when they first started dating, I think everybody was like, okay, this is weird.

Like, the way it happened was weird. And, you know, she was so much more attractive than him. But he was very wealthy. So, you know, the scales were tipped. and then they just kind of like sat they moved in silence you know yeah they had a baby they were married for a while and you were like okay maybe this isn't weird maybe this is the real deal and now I just have more questions than ever yeah me too sad really sad always sad when it's like a child yeah but I fully support the um abduction and abdication of this child and you know bring him across state lines like love that for you

yeah he thinks that she's gonna take him to Texas because that's where her parents are and she's close to them how nice to be with their grandparents it's so funny how like you can manipulate the law to be like she's abducting my child when like the reality is like the child's going to take it to his grandparents. Because like she was just, it got in a fight. Because the father is a domestic abuser. Yeah.

Like don't manipulate, that's not what the law is for, sir. No. Oh, our next story is some more domestic violence news. This is just a heavy morning. Oh no, I know this story. But it's really disturbing shaz of sunset alum mike shoeheads ex-fiance is suing him for vicious and brutal domestic

violence attacks and what's more shocking is there are images of yes she she probably had to provide some sort of proof well also she had it like she has cameras from the baby cameras no in every room in her house there's's living room, there's this nursery, and there looks to be his closet. They just have cameras in every room in the house. No, and the photos are jarring, but the one of him literally trying to suffocate her in the nursery is particularly upsetting.

Yeah, so Mike Shuhad from Saws of Sunset, his ex-fiance Paulina Ben-Cohen, reveals for the first time the alleged horrifying abuse she experienced at the hands of the disgraced Bravovo star in a bombshell lawsuit obtained by page six the influencer claims in the complaint filed on friday that she and mike got into a heated argument over a hookah on march 27 2022 which ultimately led to his domestic violence arrest she says the alleged abuse reportedly began in verbal form with her then fiance yelling that she was a horrible mother a fucking whore and a

piece of shit oh my god when she asked him to leave their home which they reportedly shared with her children from a previous relationship and began to pack his things he allegedly became physically violent she claims in the suit that the that mike ran into the room forcefully grabbed her hair and shoulder and violently threw her to the ground the complaint includes screenshots of security footage that appears to substantiate all of her claims. Page six has reached out to him for comment, but did not immediately hear back.

Mike allegedly told her that he would never leave their California property until she paid him for half of it. He then allegedly continued to physically abuse her by putting his hand over her face and trying to suffocate her several times as she struggled to breathe. Oh my God. that's so scary. Yeah, like there's a lot of details here. And also, so there are still images that corroborate exactly what she's saying.

But I imagine these are part of larger videos that also have sound. And what he's saying is probably recorded. Oh my God, I have such a pit. I didn't even know these two were still together because Shaz of Sunset has been off the air. And when the show was ending, she was like this great girl in his life. and he was just this like douchebag LA guy who

like wouldn't settle down and she loved him so much and he loved her but like not enough to stop being a prick and she also was very mature you know she has kids from a previous relationship she's looking to settle down she's not looking to like run around LA and be like a reality star yeah um and so the fact that they were still together I didn't know that um and I don't even know if I knew that they got engaged I can't remember if that was on the show so this was just like a reminder to me that these two people were still together and I loved Paulina in the show like she was really um well I don't know if they were together past this incident which was a two years ago oh because that's when he was arrested for domestic violence

oh but now it's making news because she the proof is like public yeah information got it okay so they're not together I don't think no yeah I mean I hope ex-fiancee it says yeah yeah got it okay now everything's making more sense to me thank Thank you so much. Horrifying. And the thing is, I was reading a lot of commentary on this and people were like, oh, like I always knew like he was. I did not. Like he was a dick loser reality star douchebag. Like LA douchebag, but that's a far cry. And really rude to the girls he dated.

But like he was so family oriented and he loved his mom so much. And you know what? It's always the assholes who love their mom, okay? Like they use that as some sort of shield. Like I love my mom. I won't hurt women. It's shield. And you know, now I'm like, maybe I think you like your mom too much. No, I hate that. No, I'm, I don't blame the mothers. I don't, I do not. Yeah. I do not. But something went seriously wrong if you're suffocating your fiance. Yes, yeah, I agree with that. So I don't blame the mom, but I have questions. Yeah.

I blame the man. Every grown man is responsible for their own behavior. Yeah. But where are we picking up on that sort of behavior? Yeah. And, you know, very upsetting footage. Very upsetting. Very upsetting story.

Yeah. Exactly. very upsetting footage very upsetting very upsetting story yeah exactly I hope for swift justice for her me too I feel like the fact that this case has gone on for two years like how long must she live in this misery you know and keep reliving it every time like the lawyer calls yeah just get it done yeah are you ready for our next story yeah quiet on set will launch a fifth episode called breaking the silence with a new drake bell interview and more so a surprise fifth episode of the docu-series quiet on set the dark side of kids tv will air on april 7th on id and then stream on max so the new episode of the Unscripted series detailing the Alleged on set treatment of child actors

Will include Interviews from earlier subjects Including Drake Bell All that cast members Giovanni Samuels And Brian Hearn Brian Hearn's Mother Tracy Brown as well as Her as well as a new interviewee All that cast members Shane Lyons

Who will be interviewed by journalist Soledad O'Brien for an important discussion about the industry then and now. Episode five will be building off revelations explored in the first four episodes and include a conversation led by O'Brien on where the industry can go from here. What's also just interesting factoid is that according to ID,

the first four episodes of Quiet On Set have been watched by 16 million viewers across cable network id and streamers max and discovery plus since the episodes premiered the show has reached the largest audience of an unscripted series since the launch of max in may oh so this was like huge for max huge for max a lot of people are watching this i think a lot of people needed to watch this so i'm glad to to hear that. But I also felt, I don't know if I said this on the show or just to you, but like when the documentary ended, I was like,

I feel like more people now after seeing this and seeing like, we're busting it open. Like I feel like more people might share their story. So I had felt like by the middle of the fourth episode, they should have really ended it at the third. I thought the fourth episode was like really, um, like especially the last 20 minutes, like they've just had a hard time like landing the plane. I felt ended it at the third. I thought the fourth episode was like really, like especially the last 20 minutes,

like they've just had a hard time like landing the plane. I felt like it was too long, honestly. And so a fifth episode makes no sense to me unless, you know, the response to people, people's response to like Drake Bell speaking out and, you know, being so brave, inspired someone else to then share their story. So if they're just going to have this sort of referendum on the industry, like I felt like they kind of beat

the horse dead in the first four episodes. But if there's new information and I think maybe the success of the documentary could inspire somebody to and how everybody sort of treated Drake afterwards with like, you know, real love and care, maybe that inspired somebody else to share their story. But if not I feel like they're just kind of milking it I don't think I'm not getting milking milking it I feel like there's more stories out there and the hugeness of this documentary and how everyone is running scared all of these um criminals and just bad faith actors and bad producers and bad faith creators.

Like I feel like people might feel safe to come and share more. I think that would be great. Yeah. So that will air. What did I say? April 7th, April 7th. Yeah.

I, um, I agree. I agree. If like new information is coming to light and Soledad. Bring in the big guns. Bring in the big guns. Bring in the big guns, yeah. Yeah.

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You're welcome. Our fifth and final story is a little more content legal news. I think that really sums up the episode. Content legal news, I love. Netflix has lost a bid to dismiss the Inventing Anna defamation lawsuit. Oh. So a former friend of con artist Anna Sorkin was allowed on Tuesday to proceed with a defamation lawsuit against Netflix over the Shonda Rhimes miniseries inventing Anna Netflix had argued

that rhymes and the other show creators have a literary license to give their interpretation of events in rejecting that argument the judge found that at least some of the characterizations in the show could cross the line into defamation the that's like so crazy yeah the plaintiff Rachel you would like think that they would like be concerned of these things as they're making a show right and i feel like a million real life scenarios are made into movies and tv shows and i can't recall one where i know people have sued over whatever where defamation like was found so defamation hasn't been found here but so it was

rachel deloach williams who was depicted as abandoning anna in morocco and ultimately betraying her to the rachel is the defendant rachel not anna not anna she said after watching the documentary i thought rachel was a big old loser. Right. Well, she claimed that 16 separate sets of statements in the series falsely portray her as snobbish, unethical, and greedy. She's suing for defamation. No, I didn't think she was any of those. I thought she was the biggest loser on the planet and who could like so easily be manipulated by this obvious con woman.

That's what I got from the show. Well, she's suing for defamation. Netflix tried to dismiss the suit and the judge said, no, the suit goes forward. Like there could be defamation. I'm in shock that it's Rachel it's Rachel miss Rachel no to me that's so shocking I thought it was like Anna Delvey like looking to have a moment and yeah she wasn't a con woman because she's delusional you know she still maintains her innocence I thought it was going to be that I didn't think she was unethical at all like what she left what's her face in Morocco like she had to go uh yeah oh my goodness I don't think she'll win but

you're right like them not dismissing it is pretty major like she does have somewhat of a case. Yeah. So TBD, that would set precedent. It would. Like I think it might scare Netflix and other like production companies and streamers into how they document real life events. Yeah. Or recreate real life events. Yeah, but don't they usually say in the beginning like,

this is space. Things have been changed. Yeah. And that kind of covers them. Legally. Legally. But now I i'm thinking was there that with anna i feel like they always say like you know these conversations like how with the crown yeah like these conversations weren't had but like overall it's based on true events yeah but the crown is always like we're fiction even though yeah they need to stop even though they're real everything real everything fiction like the crown is always like, we're fiction. Even though. Yeah, they need to stop. Even though they're real everything.

Real everything. Fiction. Like, the crown is real. It's just a coincidence. The queen is Elizabeth and the king is Philip and the son is Charles. Stop it. They live at Buckingham Palace. No, literally.

It's so stupid. And like, Diana died. Great thing. It's real. Yeah. It's real. So those were the fast-paced stories. You needed to know

them. You did. And next up is Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment that Jackie and I love to do. It's every Wednesday. And if you ever want to write in, you need advice from your squirrel friends, you can do so in one of two ways. You can email us deartoasters at gmail.com or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a little submission box. Both are totally anonymous. We're never going to share your information or anything. And we can help you with anything from workplace drama, relationship drama. Are you being cheated on? We can help you. We might not if your prompt is boring, but we can. First up, dear Jackson Claude, my fiance and I travel often and I always take the middle seat on planes so that he can have the aisle due to his height and his back problems.

He is 6'1 and I'm 5'5 for reference. He recently got airline status and when we were talking about an upcoming trip, he said he hopes he gets upgraded to business class. I was immediately mad and asked if he thought it was okay to leave me in the economy middle seat between two strangers if he gets upgraded and he didn't see any issue with it. Am I crazy for being angry? If I was flying alone, I would never choose the middle seat. But is it similar to any other seat? And am I overreacting? Thanks for your guidance. You're not overreacting.

That's too far. It's like if one of you can get upgraded, then you go to business and he takes the aisle. He doesn't leave you in the dust, especially while you've been in the middle for him all these years. Which is generous. Can we talk about that? Like me and Ben, because Ben is really tall and I'm really short and you're really short too.

When we fly, we will literally never take a middle seat. We will always do two aisles. We'd rather be further back in two aisles than close, even down to comfort, like with a middle seat. Oh, that's insane. I've never heard of that like if Zach and I were both if we were flying together or like when we used to fly the two of us if we were in a um three three and three and three yeah no I would be in the middle and he

would get the window oh that's so crazy I'm so against middles like I think middles are the most devious disgusting places that what's wrong with sitting on two aisles? I think that's so nice. Or I would get the window and he would get the middle. But if it was an aisle, he would get the aisle, I would get the middle. But yeah, no, I definitely took one for the team like a couple times. But we never thought to do aisle, aisle. I don't love the aisle. Oh, but I think aisle, aisle.

And I shouldn't have even said that because I feel like I'm giving people a hack that me and Ben like love and it's protected. We always do aisle, aisle. Interesting. Anyways, also to say like your man is so wrong for this yeah by the way he should be first of all giving you the upgraded seat of course like I like how that wasn't even a part of the conversation she's just mad that he's leaving her in the middle seat and if he like honestly then he shouldn't upgrade if you have to stay in the middle seat like if he can't move that seat to an aisle or window he can't leave you I'm sorry that's so wrong he can't but I think like you have to take the upgrade that's how you build status that's just a part

of having status first of all you need to start building up your status too like go to the points guy.com and figure it out bitch like he can't be the only one um but you know my husband is 6'1 and maybe I'm just like exposing myself as like a bitch here. But like if I get upgraded, like bye. No, but the problem is there's an upgraded seat and a middle seat. Middle. And he won't sit in the middle because of his back. Well, he needs to.

All of a sudden. Because there's a chance. From having an aisle. He has a ticket out. You went from having an aisle and business class to the middle? Because he has the middle with a chance of business class. So he might leave you and that's fine because you're in the aisle. No.

What she's saying is he was in the aisle and she was in the middle. Aisle man got upgraded to business. They lost the seat. No, I get it. I'm saying in the future. Oh, in the future. But in this instance. By the way, now that he gets like a 50% chance of getting upgraded,

he no longer has the privilege of sitting in the aisle. You get the aisle and you're allowed to be mad about this. Book his seat as the middle. Book your seat as the aisle. If one of you gets upgraded, then if he gets upgraded, then you take business and he can keep his aisle. Yep. Yep.

But I think a conversation needs to be had about the fact that, you know, if me and Ben were in coach and he got upgraded, like that seat is mine. I'm a woman. You're not going to leave had about the fact that you know if me and Ben were in coach and he got upgraded like that seat is mine I'm I'm a woman you're not gonna leave me in the dust yeah like bye bye thank you and also it's so funny because Ben and I have like different quirks about certain things and I feel like you have quirks too like you're very particular about um hotel rooms me like I don't really give a fuck Ben will move a hotel room 45 times. Ben will sit on the last seat next to the toilet and not give a flying fuck. Whereas if I'm not in the first row, like I can't go. So everybody has their own travel quirks. So if there is one first class seat, like we're taking it and I'm taking it. But if we get to the hotel and the room is not sufficient, like, oh yes, I'll follow Ben around the hotel room moving until we find the

right one. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah so everybody has their own travel quirks some people don't mind middle seats not everything can be important to you and in a relationship you need to know like what's for the other person yeah yeah um okay our next one is a little legal news i am in need of major advice my fiance and I are planning on signing a prenup. I requested that we have one as I have family money and properties. Okay, queen. Queen. He is totally fine with it. Here's the issue.

I am a lawyer, so I'm going to be the one drafting the document. My fiance wants to have his parents look it over. They're both lawyers. Something about that doesn't sit right with me. I don't want it to be my in-laws knowing the intimate details of my family's financial situation am I being a wench would you guys be okay with your in-laws reading your prenup I would expect that they would know some version of it like I don't think that's so crazy I don't know I I agree with the weirdness yeah it is a little weird but like you're not paying legal fees,

so like now he doesn't have to pay legal fees. Yeah. Like his parents are lawyers. Like what else does he, does he even know another lawyer then? So I think like if you're really uncomfortable with it, you then have to bring in your own counsel and ask your husband,

be like, honestly, this feels like a little intimate. Why don't we both just get separate lawyers to like make things less weird? Yeah. Like if you want to request that they take a step back you do too yeah I think that's fair but then you're paying like through the nose for lawyers well she's got properties and his parents are lawyers I didn't sound like money's an issue here love true but I agree with the weirdness like yeah no that's like we're like like post separation of those types of documents and they have really I think like a lot of information about you in those documents yeah no but like

but at the end you have every right depending on how close he is with them like everything that's in there he would probably be sharing with them anyway but it is it's a little close for comfort and you're entitled to feel weird and if you going to ask that they like not be involved, you also can't be involved. Yeah. And I think that's a good solve. I think so. Yeah. Our third and final is like really light and funny and stupid.

Hey, girly swirlies. Love and adore you. Thank you for the years of entertainment. I started talking to this guy for like three weeks. We're all green flags across the board. P-jom potential. But I have a really big ick. He keeps using the catchphrase, booyah.

He uses it daily. I haven't heard it used in real life, but over text constantly. Some examples would be, yeah, my interview went well. Thanks for asking. Booyah. Yeah, plane landed safely. Booyah. He uses the phrase so often, I cannot tell if it's a joke or if he's

completely serious is this enough of an ick to never speak to this man again or should I bring up the conversation of putting a halt to this to this shit hell okay I have so many things to say first of all I do not find the word booyah icky at all I think it's hysterical and an underused term I kind of agree second of all but by the way we can't help but give someone the no here's the thing you guys have gotten crazy about your ics and tiktok has made you feel validated that's icky like it was funny when it started but a man whose green flags across the board he's excited that he's positive he's positive booyan you want to say I'd never speak to him again like what are you just drowning ineligible men oh God, Jackie's dragging this generation to filth.

You're right, by the way. Like, ick culture has gotten too out of control where we're actually writing people off for being human. And what, having a personality? It was funny at first, like these small niche things that like give you the ick, ha ha ha. But like, you seriously are going to end things with an otherwise perfectly great man

because he uses a word that you don't like. And by the way, there's nothing wrong with that with that word yeah maybe if he was using the c word all the time i'd say oh that's icky by the way she's not saying that she's gonna leave him she said like should i say something to him again read it oh really yeah no oh yeah is this a big enough ick to never speak to this man again or should i bring up the conversation you should do neither if you bring up the conversation you will look so nitpicky crazy you've been dating for three weeks like controlling no but like controlling like he'll be like god this woman's a cunt like i can't just be happy no and also if he's anything

like me i get attached to words for a period of time. And then I move on. Referendum. I move on to the next word, nefarious, even though that one is here to stay. But like, low key. It's a forever word. There was a time Claudia was saying hello all the time. Yeah, no, we both really become like obsessed with words.

Not everyone's like that. And this might be a permanent thing. And if it is like, oh, his biggest crime is he's happy. He says booyah, which is hysterical. It's just, it's just, it's also a celebratory word, which means this man has a lot to celebrate in his life. And we should be happy and grateful. You got to flip it on.

Jackie O just gave, gave these bitches perspective. You're right, by the way, about the ick thing. Yeah. It's gotten too far. I was like, funny. It was not meant to be something that you break up with someone over. It's just like, you could just kind of like clench your butt cheeks and pretend like you didn't see it and move on

and by the way like ics you're right aren't supposed to be deal breakers because i love my husband so much and he is ics like he does let me know not to be like sorry he got a haircut this morning he came back and he was like it's a little short i was like no no it's totally fine and good thing he never listens to the podcast it is so short yeah I have to see a picture Jackie is it on his he looks like he's about to join the army stop that's I like I said you kind of have a buzz cut which Ben you know like Ben never goes short he like loves his long curly hair oh damn it's not on his story he must really not like that's how bad it is I'll take a picture and send it to you he has a full-blown buzz cut that is like it's an ick but what should I do divorce No, you just gotta close your eyes until it grows back.

Exactly. And thank God it'll be back by the weekend. Like, boys' hair grows so fast. Right. Zach always sometimes gets like a super short haircut and I'm like, okay, tomorrow it'll be back.

I'm not worrying. I'm like, take a prenatal. You'll be fine. Icks are not red flags. I don't know when they became those, but you don't have to run for an ick. You just have to cringe and clench your butt cheeks and move on. Yeah, you don't run. they became those but you don't have to run for an ick you just have to cringe and clench your butt cheeks and move on yeah you don't run you clench yeah oh yeah see Jackie I know you

hate your toasters but the generation like they need you I know they do and and like I said like I get in it like I don't half-ass my advice I don't say oh yeah break up with your boyfriend like I will take the time but it's emotionally taxing on me it is yeah well thank you to everyone who was vulnerable with us and who wrote in and if you've written in to us and we've read your prompts on air and you have an update for us did things go bad did things go well did you take our advice did you not take our advice send us an update we would love to hear from you like don't leave us hanging don't use and abuse dear toasters at gmail.com the toastToastPodcast.com for Deer Toasters. Thank you so much to everybody for listening to today's show.

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