The Toast - A Touch Grass Moment: Friday, October 25th, 2024

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday that for some feels like the end of the week, but for me it feels like the first day of the rest of my life. Because you're no longer with me and you don't have to sit next to me? No, no, never. Oh, okay. I decided to take a little bit of your advice. So I haven't done it yet.

I wanted to do it live on air with you but right before we went um live to record I posted a TikTok letting my three loyal followers know like I will be taking a break from the app try not to miss me let me see if the comments are flooding in you will be missed oh we will miss you no when you said we oh no no those are my favorite words I decided to take a little bit of your advice so Jackie this is me deleting TikTok I thought maybe the weekend because my screen time is always like out of control on the weekend so let me just try and and then I'll update maybe I'll be back on Monday maybe I'll try and make it a week we'll see so holding down I'm not asking for much a weekend without TikTok remove app the thing is I'm so worried I won't be able to log back in I mean that's kind of what happened to me not really but kind of.

You can also like remove an app from your home screen, but not delete the app. That's what I'm going to do. Oh, that's a good feature. Remove from home screen. Bye. Okay. Bye-bye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. You were bigger than the whole sky. Already I'm singing more now that we're apart. I feel like when you're here, like I'm more embarrassed to sing in front of you Because you're the singer and you're so good

I'm one of those people who gets brave Behind the keyboard You're a keyboard warrior I'm a keyboard warrior except I use my bravery to sing Wow she's a keyboard warrior Yeah I'm one of those people who acts differently On the internet than IRL You definitely are

And I pod differently She pods differently acts differently on the internet than IRL. You definitely are. And I pod differently on the internet. She pods differently. So I hope you guys enjoyed a couple of song free days. It's over for you bitches. It's over for you bitches and I'm going to enjoy a couple of TikTok free days and I can't help but encourage my audience to join me on this journey. Let's all collectively take a weekend off TikTok. Claudia, I love what you're doing here i'm using my influence for good what's so funny is like only you on the show between the two of us could do that like if i said hey everyone we're taking a weekend off tiktok they'd say shut up grandma yeah we would

say that but when claudia says it mine is an earnest play yours is not mine couldn't be more there's nothing when Claudia says it like it's a move for change when I say it's go home grandma like TikTok's big sister is taking a break like maybe you should too you are TikTok's big sister but I remain Gen Z's big sis and I love when people you always say when people like meet you out and they're like turdy turdy and like that means so much to you a couple times I made some toasters. It happened at the Arras tour. It happened at the Arras tour. You were there.

Yeah, I was. It was rare. You remember it all too well. And she said, Jackie O, Gen Z's big sis. That's true. I said, that's me. I can attest to that being a fact. Thank you.

You're welcome. And then I go other places and meet other toasters and they all, not all, I'm not gonna lie some of them say the same I can say every toaster I meet calls me turdy every single one for the turd I was wearing a necklace the other day like the Allison Lou bubble letter that has like your initial on it and people were seriously like responding to my stories I was so confused why you were wearing a c for a second I should I get another one a T and do you say C is for codgers that's good enough for me that's the way turdy sees it well that's a good enough reason I've been actually having sort of a Jane Lynch renaissance

because she's in this new season of only murders in the building I've officially watched too much only murders in the building like I'm starting to dislike it no not just like it this season is just bad but it's like a good show the writing's good like the acting's good but you can't dislike it but I'm like I'm kind of over it um and Jane Lynch is the star I'm so happy for Jane Lynch like getting work you know she's such a talent she is and she gets work yeah and like I like that Hollywood like respects her I feel like we had a whole episode about this like two years ago about how Jane Lynch is the hardest working woman in Hollywood. And like I think for a while,

I think actually the best thing to happen to Jane Lynch like was the destruction of Ellen DeGeneres because I think it created a lot more opportunity for Jane Lynch. It created space. Like they look so similar. And like I think that if you're going to cast like a funny blonde lesbian, like you were going to go Ellen. And now they're going Jane.

As they should have. Yeah. Not always because like there could have been room for Ellen too but like a piece for Jane Lynch partial spring fling queen agreed and she's excellent in only murders and like seriously if I was an actor or I had aspirations to learn the art of acting like I would study Sue Sylvester like tell tell me a more dynamic, complex character who delivered lines seamlessly, who like seriously became her character. It is a, you know, masterclass. They need to get Jane Lynch on there. Yeah.

They actually need to get Coach Sue. Yeah. Yeah. I take it back. They need to get Coach Sue. They need to get her. And maybe a cameo from Roz Washington. Okay.

That's another like, Glee, means obviously the world to me. Oh, my God, and I'm so mad at myself. You know? Why? Okay, so, like, a couple of weeks ago, I was telling that story about how I was supposed to be on the Glee podcast, and I recorded that episode, but it happened to be the week that Naya Rivera died, so I never got to. And then, they're still doing the podcast, so they reach out.

They're like, will you come on? I was like, oh, fuck yeah. Oh, they saw that you were, they heard your plea. They heard my cry. Your earnest plea and so it was yesterday and the day before I realized I scheduled my stupid fucking flight home the same totally my fault so I had to reschedule which I hate to do they were really really understanding over at the Glee podcast so it's it's now like in a month and it was supposed to be yesterday like I was so excited about it

and that means you would have still been here like if you had just waited till after yeah I should have just like flew home today and recorded it at your house yesterday yeah my bad I'm sorry to everyone at the Glee podcast like I'll get there well that's what you missed on Glee that is I feel like you know you could feel like you like taste it in the air I think it's that time of year where I start to watch Glee again. I like that for you. I'm in the time of year where I'm reading again. I'm very grateful to be here. I just started the Redheads book. It is so good. It's about a summer camp. It's giving Canberra and the counselor like maybe slasher version. I don't know where it's going. I'm only like 10% in. You just reminded me of something. I don't know if I told you this because I saw it on TikTok but do you know what I'm about to say about like

childhood books resurging maybe I don't know if it made it no I don't I feel like the news actually didn't make it off TikTok so um the click books the click yes I saw the author of it is working on a new book in collaboration with the actress who played Claire who's actually been on our podcast Ellen who's been on the toast. Once again, the toast light years ahead of everyone else. They have announced that they are writing a book and it's really about the Click Girls being like, they're now, they would be like 27 now.

Now living in Manhattan, fabulous girlies, what they're up to, it's giving, you know, like sequel. But like Gossip Girl. I'm obsessed. It's like by baby vibes. Brilliant. That's what we need. That's always the sort of book that we're looking for Jackie I will be first in line it's like at the end of the day as much as we read we still just like want to be reading gossip girl

the click and the a-list and that's like we're looking for adult versions of that and they're not making enough that quickly enough personally I have not like really felt anything since that the first time I opened the click books like I yeah it's all just been kind of like a blur since then. Like, the color purple was never the same after the ClickBooks. Oh my God, I thought you were talking about the book, The Color Purple. I'm like, that's kind of rude. Like, it's actually like an amazing book. The Color Purple, yes.

The shade of lowercase t, lowercase c, lowercase p. The color known as, colloquially, purple. The shade of hue purple. I thought in an attempt to like really prop up the click books, you were saying that it's better than the color purple. I would never say that. I was like, that's like a wild like book. Why you got to bring that into it?

Right. I would never. Like you could have said, I just want you guys to know. You could have said like the odyssey. I just want you guys to know I would never. I cannot be the only one who thought that by the way that was crazy that's so funny you you're not wrong to think that but once again you're not trusting your faves to not say something so fucking out of pocket

you're right once again there I go not trusting my faves and living to regret it right oh well I did you know we trust our faves and living to regret it. Right. Anyways. Well, I did, you know, we trust our faves and it's paid off. I walked into the studio this morning, a huge box of merch and a handwritten note arrived from Sabrina Carpenter. Now, I don't know if she wrote it, but it looked like she would have cutesy handwriting like that. And it said XXO, Sab.

I'm not a jealous swirly. And I feel like you do so many things and like meet so many people that people would think like, oh my gosh, you must be so jealous. And I'm like, I'm really not. And I steal a lot of like my interests from you. You didn't say it. I can say it. It's true.

No, no, no. That's not what I was about to say. No, but it's true. But I feel like you like people would like, and I feel like haters are like, Jackie's so jealous. Like, no, most of the time, like I'm never, I'm not really a jealous person. She's unimpressable. Unimpressable.

Watching you get merch from Sabrina Carpenter and a note maybe yours is coming but like nobody asked for my address by the way me neither oh okay that bodes well but like I just don't think that is anyways all is to say like I can admit I was jealous when I saw that like truly jealous by the way you are she sent she's so generous she sent so much merch next time you're here like pillage take whatever you want you can have I won't even touch it till you get here no it's yes it's about the merch but it's also about like being on Sab's radar yeah of course it is I think but I have to imagine the logical part of me is like you being on her radar is good for me of course it's better than neither of us being on her radar so like there is joy in there of course of course with coupled with jealousy I have being on her radar. So like there is joy in there. Of course, of course. Coupled with jealousy.

I have to imagine. It kind of feels like Lala and Ariana. Like she was jealous of her, but also joyful. I have to imagine that this is a direct response to my glowing review of the concert. And good to know Sabrina wasn't mad that I accidentally called her, you know. A map. A map. A minor attracted person.

I forgot about that. was funny yeah I am the more I see of Sab on tour like the more I'm really upset that she's not coming to South Florida as of yet I feel like maybe she'll add tour stops but that means that she's gonna be there in a year she might have another album and be playing other songs like do I have to get my ass to Tampa maybe I I actually think like it's worth it you know what would be great if she was like in Orlando if she's if she's in Orlando I will go because we could make like a Disney weekend a Disney weekend and you would have to force Olivia to go to the concert with you a lot of people were wondering why Olivia did not come to eras with us and just so you know I

literally begged her to beg term she like for her first of all it was her son's birthday that day so like fine but she's also she's like not a Swifty like she say that she doesn't, I think she actually like knows and likes more music, but she doesn't like follow or anything. So she's like, I'm not going. I'm like, okay. No, she literally did not want to go. We begged her. It was also Levi's birthday.

So she had like a really good reason not to go. We begged. But we did beg. No, she's only going to Tampa and it's tonight. Oh, nevermind. So you know what? That actually makes me feel better because it's like not even possible. Yeah.

Oh, that sucks. Like you would love it. I would love it. Hopefully she'll do like a concert DVD type of thing. Yeah. But I've been watching like that's something my whole explore page weirdly is like the short and sweet tour. It's like probably you with eras.

And so I've been consuming it. I've seen the opener. Like it's perfection. It's like probably you with eras. And so I've been consuming it. I've seen the opener. Like it's perfection. It's perfection. Except did you see that clip of Barry Keoghan when she said, Oh, I hear you knocking Barry. Come on up. Come on up.

And like Barry's just like being a weasel. The thing is that I really need Sabrina to do for me. And I was actually thinking this on the way to work this morning because I was listening to Gracie Abrams. And I like oh she I was like I don't really know who these songs are about like who does Gracie date I know now she dates Paul Mezcal but like who are these like deep deep songs about and then I was thinking like Paul Mezcal who like makes his way through Taylor Swift's friends like I think next he should date Sabrina although I think Sabrina is like too like perky and colorful for him I feel like he likes girls who wear just like

exclusively dark jeans and denim shirts and like no bras and Sabrina's like the total opposite of that like I think he would think Sabrina's high maintenance I could also see like him falling in love with her because like he it's like a book like where he thinks that she's gonna be like one thing shallow and this and that and then like she turns out to be like not only like so feminine and gorgeous but like so deep so incredible and he falls in love with her and she like is not interested in him and it's like for and I'm happy that she's like clearly in a relationship that's like going well they've been together for a while but like it's just it's not the one I need him out of the picture I agree like I like it's so funny because when Taylor if Taylor said like I'm gonna have

come on Travi like and we, come on, Travi. Like, and we saw a video of Travi, like, scurrying around the concert. Like, we'd be like, oh, my God. So cute. And also, I would never use the word scurry about, like, Travis. But, like, that's the word that comes to mind when I saw, like, Barry. I know. I feel as though he's, like, really undeserving of our queen. Now, I don't know anything about him in, like, a personal sense.

It's just a feeling. Yes. Also, I have to utter some of your favorite words which is I must correct myself because there was something that you were very right about that I was very wrong about what yeah what is it I've been listening to the album a lot and then like you planted in my head that like the album's really about Shawn Mendes and I was like what are you talking about Claudia like or you said you also said that the VMAs was this is what you said you said was anybody else just like so focused on Sabrina Shawn and Camilla and I was like what are you talking about Claudia like or you said you also said that the VMAs was this is what you said you said was anybody else just like so focused on Sabrina Sean and Camilla

and I was like no who's even thinking about that that was like not a thing it was such a thing yeah every show every song on the album is about Shawn Mendes thank you literally every single song except bed which makes which makes the album like even more culturally relevant because it's not just about like some dude we don't know it's so crazy when you listen like knowing it's about Shawn Mendes and how he's like seriously so stupid but okay yeah no she like really did not hold back on her true thoughts on this person so Shawn was like a very much a big figure in her life and I was wrong about that yes thank you I'm so glad you agree Claudia was right you just reminded me of a decree I also wanted to make like totally separate.

But you know, I got a People Magazine notification last night about P. Diddy and I happened to read it and it was about this incident that's like the incident everyone's now talking about where apparently, you know, P. Diddy and two other celebrities raped a 13-year-old girl at the VMAs 20 years ago. And I was just reading and it was like so disturbing. And I really needed to remind myself and I think that like it was a TGM, a touch grass moment for me. And I think I needed to say this on the podcast too because like I love celebrity culture, right? Like it's literally my job. And if you listen to this podcast, you too love it.

And I feel like this P. Diddy thing is like a really important reminder that like these people are literally disgusting. And we can stan our faves and whatever. But like it's so important to remember that. This P. Diddy thing is a huge reminder for me. And how they're saying it's so ingrained in Hollywood and so many people are involved. And probably some of your faves. I just think it was a TGM. We really need to just keep that in mind always.

Because we're always up here just gagging over everyone. So important to remember these people are literally not real and they are disgusting. No, I think that's such an important point that you make and I think we should have a moment maybe once a week on the show so as not to really bore people where we remind ourselves that most of the people that we're talking about and gagging over on this show are disgusting probably criminals and you would never want to be associated with them. We need a weekly TGM. Yeah we do and I'm glad that you said that however it just makes me feel like maybe some of the younger stars who are coming up haven't had time to act really poorly yet and abuse their power.

So maybe this should become a young Hollywood podcast. I mean, we are so young. It would kind of make sense, right? Yeah, I feel okay talking about Sabrina so globally. Oh, by the way, yeah. I'm not talking about Sabrina. I'm just talking about- I'm just saying we were talking about her and then you went over to that so no you are it had nothing to do

with Sabrina it had to do with the fact that you were like made a whole announcement I was like wait I also had an announcement it had nothing to do with announcements literally nothing to do Sabrina don't bring her into this no no I would never I would never oh I hear you knocking baby come on like it's so good everything she does is so good I love her everything she does is so good and like whenever I'm posting Instagram stories and I have to put like music over my story like I did this morning like I always I'm like what am I listening to right now Sabrina so like I go to pick a Sabrina song like everybody's posting Sabrina on their stories and I don't want to feel different just like everyone but it's like no no I truly love Sabrina okay I'm not someone who's I

don't use birds of a feather okay you never caught me using birds of a feather so true by the way but I can post Juno and you guys can know that I'm being authentic to my genuine self if you want to kind of stunt on these other hoes who are posting Sabrina songs to their stories you should probably put skin on to let them know you were here first and they would never they don't even know they don't even know they don't even know yeah that's a good that's a good tip thanks turny you're welcome and they'll probably be like oh I missed this one on the album I'm like yeah you missed it yeah you sure did yeah that's putting it mildly now we have a great show today let's do turny's run of show we have a great show we have stories

and we also have queenie and weenie and I I was like really easily able to think of both of mine which I was excited about so um we have that how are the stories the stories are good I also um needed to update everyone I'm sorry like because we were about to dive in but something like really major in my life happened yesterday which you know about um and it has to do with my dear Bruno who is you guys this is the craziest fucking thing I'm on the plane plane. Jackie's texting me. I'm like, what? My dear Bruno, who is bankrupting the family. And it's not even a joke this time. Yeah.

No, by the way, even when Theo was dead ass dying of cancer, I never got a bill like that. You guys. So yesterday, Bruno had his teeth cleaned. Routine. Which every time we take him to the vet, they're like, this dog really needs his teeth cleaned, like set it up, but they have to go under anesthesia.

It's like a huge process. It's also like very expensive, which is not a reason not to do it, but. You're not running to make the appointment. Right, so just like a lot of different things, but Zach has really stayed on top of it. Yes, I'm gonna blame him. And made the appointment,

but he is also in charge of like a lot of Bruno's care, like, cause he shuffles him to and from the vet um so yesterday was the big teeth cleaning we were very excited for our dear Brewe you know his breath stinks sometimes so great he had recently developed some sort of abscess on his lip that they said by the way could remove I haven't even talked about that because like it's disgusting it gives me such the willies. But long story short, Bruno had HPV. But it's CPV because it's canine papillomavirus. It literally, the other week, Zach like opened his mouth and showed me like right on the bottom of his lip.

It looks like he had a tooth growing on his lip. A big white wart. Like a tooth. So we Googled it and it said it was likely like papilloma, which is like canine papillomavirus. It's totally fine. But it's like you get it from other dogs and nothing bad would happen but just like that's what it is so we're like we'll do the teeth cleaning and they'll remove the papilloma because honestly like that snaggletooth like it was sending a shiver down my spine any time bruna would like

smile at you that like things like smile don't smile so that also spawned the teeth cleaning because they would be able to take it out yesterday in the afternoon we got a call from the doctor saying teeth cleaning went great like brew he's doing great he's still under anesthesia and after the cleaning like we realized that he has a lot of teeth that are very mobile which means that like they're loose and then bacteria can get in there which can cause infection so their prognosis is to take out the mobile teeth. I was like, okay, how many teeth? 14. I was like, how many teeth does he have?

Because don't we just have like six, 28? They have 50 teeth. So she said he would net net with like 27 teeth. That's insane. I was like, okay, like, can I think's insane. I was like, uh, okay. Like, can I think about it? She's like, well, he's under anesthesia now. So like, we don't want to take him out of anesthesia.

Then you're supposed to wait like six months to do it again. So like now would be the time. And I'm like, what the fuck? And whenever I hear information that like doesn't compute for me, like I need a second opinion. So I was texting Claudia, my doctor, and she gave me the number of someone who I just called up out of the blue and said hi I'm somebody I know and trust who helped a lot with Theo's care and I was just like I'm on the phone with the doctor they said 14 mobile teeth they

want to take them out like is this a normal thing what do we do and he was like well why are they mobile can you ask her so I was like yeah why are they mobile she was like well when we took all the tartar off you could see that they were mobile it's almost almost like the tartar was holding the tooth to the gum. So I told that to the other doctor and he was like, yeah, that's something that can happen when you do a teeth cleaning. So like you should take them out. So we took them out. I can't even tell you guys how much it cost because I'm like ashamed.

Yeah. And by the way, I think that's also part of the reason why when she told you it, we were like, wait, I'm hesitant. I'm like, what? Because you know, you guys also know, like, I've been working on this conspiracy theory that, like, Big Pet is a racket. Like, they are charging you up the wazoo for things that you don't need. And now I'm like, did he ever need a teeth cleaning?

Maybe that tartar is necessary for dogs or else their teeth become mobile and you have to pluck them out for a couple grand. You guys guys they did before and after pictures of Bruno's mouth first of all his mouth before was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life he's a dog the second of all his mouth now is barren like you guys he has nicer teeth than me now they're sparkling white and to make matters worse yesterday I had a toothache and I'm sitting there like so much so I had to take Advil um and you know I do let my dental like I don't always go to the dentist when I should I I know I need a teeth cleaning like that's why they hurt but like the dental budget for the family is gone

for the next decade I'm in shock and so I have a lot of questions that I want to ask like the audience has this ever happened to you they like didn't even let me do a payment plan. They just like seriously raw dog. That's really crazy. Like what? And then my other question is, is there anyone out there who's like digging in on Big Pet? It's yeah, you. No, no, no.

I don't want to do the work. I just want to like listen to someone else's theories because like there's a lot to be said for all of this. Like, did we create this issue? I said to you to you I texted you yesterday I know you thought I was joking but I wasn't like think of dogs throughout history they didn't get their teeth fucking clean think of dogs who lived in the wild like they don't get their teeth clean yes and she was like on my flight home I went to the bathroom I came back and I had a text from Jackie that said think of dogs throughout history that's what you have to do a lot of the time. And it's me saying like context is key.

A thousand percent. Sometimes we have to look to history to know our future. And I'm just left with a lot of questions. Now I did what the doctor said, but now I have questions. Okay. I think you, for what it's worth, I think you did the right thing. I didn't have a choice. I got 14 mobile teeth.

There's something he's going to get infections because right to his body. I'm just telling you, I think you did the right thing in that. But I am feeling like I shouldn't have gotten a cleaning in the first place. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Theo had gotten a couple of teeth cleanings in his life and they were all, and he had bad plaque too. Like we were always being told, get this dog, it's cleaning. And I don't have any memory of them ever pulling a single tooth and it's like maybe in hindsight if I could do everything over again like I would be better about brushing Bruno's teeth but again think of dogs throughout history

yeah no people didn't even brush their teeth I don't let alone their dog's teeth I my takeaway would have been like maybe an annual cleaning. But they go under anesthesia. Yeah. Dogs throughout history were not going under anesthesia. Like I just, I need information. This is like totally a, what do we always say? A blind spot. Yeah.

In my knowledge. And I'm in shock. There has to be a better way than what happened to me yesterday. Well, I'm glad Bruno's home and and recovering and that's all that matters. When he got home last night, I never saw that dog in my life. I thought they swapped him. He looked like he saw a ghost. I was taking videos of him and he was just like, well, of course he was also coming down from anesthesia. No, I don't think that they swapped him. And actually he goes to a really good vet. And like, if any of you guys are toasters, like, thank you for taking care of my boy. sorry for planting seeds of doubt it's not about my personal vet I think like big pet in general like there needs to be a conversation and potentially some accountability a referendum

and I just want to know like is anyone out there asking these questions because I don't want to be the one to do it so like I just want to watch someone else's content I feel I can say confidently that nobody's having these conversations like you could only find conversation as stimulating as this at the toast.com slash podcast I want you all to start thinking about it and it makes a lot of sense because there's nothing you wouldn't do for your furry friend and like when they're like you don't really think about like I don't know just think about it just think about it yeah we'll talk we'll circle back on Monday. If it's all right with you,

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is sharing her his thoughts on zach bryan and they're very interesting they are very interesting and i wondered i have to imagine that this is like sanctioned by brianna like he wouldn't share personal details if she wasn't okay with it like I'm so glad that like she's down to clown like tell us yeah I just feel like she's not protecting him in any way she's not like sending anyone anyone out there to say anything but if like she's not going to stop anyone from saying their experience or their truth and he's so dumb because you want to know why I bet she loved him so much that even if they had broken up like in a respectful way like she would have protected him she wouldn't have shared anything really dramatic or or bad that went down in their relationship but the fact

that he really like hung her the fuck out to dry and like blindsided her with that random statement after breaking up with her like I he's so stupid because I'm sure he's a little nuts and I'm sure there are stories she could tell right so Dave Portnoy or earlier in the week when the breakup was announced he had like posted smallest man who ever lived and dedicated it to Zach Bryan. But now he was on a podcast called The Unnamed Podcast and he was talking about his impression of Zach Bryan. He branded Zach Bryan an immature, insecure baby in a blistering takedown of the singer's behavior after he split with Brianna Chicken Fry. He went on The unnamed show, has called Brian a fraud and the smallest man in the world since he left Brianna.

And now he is talking about a couple of incidents that like really gave him the ick, as they say. First, he discussed how when Brianna was at the Golden Globe, she did a red carpet interview and the question was something to the effect of like, who are you excited to see? And her answer was like some guy who was there,

like a big star who anyone would have been and I think she said that like he looked really handsome he was dressed really nice she like complimented his physical appearance yeah I'm sure someone could find the interview because it's public and it's literally not a big deal right I don't know who it was and it's also yeah that's what he was saying like it's the golden globes nobody's trying to she's not trying to do anything shady like she's literally saying it to the entire world and she was just saying something nice about because you're in a relationship you can't comment on like a hot celebrity it's like so stupid right so apparently he like freaked out about that um like blocked her on social media unfollowed her blocked the bffs podcast like yeah what are you 11 right and then

also he was saying that when they first met him and this is where like brianna and him had met at the concert at his concert where they came out for revival he was like he was like thank you guys so much for being here like this means the world to me and he's like no like no it doesn't you know it just got kind of like a fake he's like a very phony vibe from him yeah he just like was saying that he's very like off there's something wrong yeah and I think that's what like fans of him and especially those that follow his personal life have known for a while like this is like a kind of disturbed like rude person and I think when you add like such crazy levels of fame happening in such a short amount of time it makes like someone like that even more of a nightmare yeah um and I kind of like this really endears me to Dave Portnoy

like writing for his girl and like I'm sure that all of this is totally approved and sanctioned by Brianna I don't think he would like be speaking out of pocket if if she didn't want him to yeah apparently also Zach Bryan banned Dave from going to his Super Bowl show earlier in the year excuse me he said Zach Bryan's performing we were going to the concert met meet Bri and go I'm texting Bri she's not getting back to me and finally she calls me she said i don't know how to say this i have bad news zach has banned you from going to the concert oh my what a dick why i don't know imagine like putting your girlfriend in such a bad spot with her boss even if you don't like him like you just kind of put up with that because like you don't want to put your girlfriend's job in jeopardy oh what a dick oh this was why okay so these two

things are related because apparently he went back like six months ago on BFF's pod. One time BFF's was talking about Brianna. She had a discussion where she had got a new boyfriend and we were like, the hosts were like, whoa, that's like your third boyfriend in like a couple months. You're a revolving door of boyfriends lately.

So he like found that old, no, but what is, digging back six months? No, of course, of course, of course. And so he saw that clip from six months prior and banned them from going to the concert Brie was like it's the first biggest fight we've been in I was like this is what we do what are you uh this what is Zach mad about this is what we do oh my god no that's so true like they're that's all they do on that podcast like make fun of each other I just want to say I could fucking never sometimes I see clips I'm like seriously you

couldn't pay me to be on that podcast. no, I know. Um, it's just so interesting. Cause like he, and I, I like now I'm, it's so, the algorithms are so fucked up. Like when someone,

now all I'm getting served on like TikTok and Instagram is like content he's posted about her. And like, so glowing. Like it's always those guys like who are seriously saying like the nicest, most profound shit about people who are seriously evil. Like so fucking rude. Oh my God. I hate.

I really hope she's okay. I feel like she's going to be. I feel like in like a week she won't care. No, I feel like she's really going to be okay. This is going to be the best thing that ever happened to her. Especially now knowing that he was not like a good boyfriend or good partner. Like I'm sure maybe the last few months were really hard. And like this is where the good part starts,

but it's hard to just make like such a change in your life and not one that you chose for yourself. Yeah. I also wonder like how quickly he'll get into a new relationship. That's what they say is like his pattern. Yeah. But also it's like, if you want to date someone who's a podcaster,

like you can't be like in the weeds, listening to every single thing that they say and like torturing them about it because then you can't have a relationship. Like that is the job. And I just would have assumed that like, oh, he thinks it's so cool. Like he supports what she does because they're together. And I assumed that he did. I feel like he was always like supporting her work.

And like, it's just so funny how people. And that's how he met her. It's just so funny how like that's how people publicly, like a guy like that, who's obviously like so insecure and so toxic, like knows that he should front publicly facing me like my girlfriend's so great look at her job I love her job job job job meanwhile he tortures her and makes her sick at home like oh yeah hate hate so that's the latest Brianna's still on break so maybe we'll hear from her next week take all the time you need but like I'm so ready for the tell-all yeah and there will be one because that's what she does because he loves her job right and this is like you have to imagine the stuff that she had actually shared with Dave is definitely not

even the worst of it right that's definitely that's just something she had to tell him because he couldn't go to the show oh that's so unfortunate I bet you the biggest pit like her boss is calling her hey like where should I meet you where should I be you and her mean ass boyfriend's like you can't come I might have like a pit for her me too but now I have the pit is undone because now she's not in those situations yeah and it really does endear me to Dave like he could have been like so mad about that and like punished Brianna for it like it does I have to say make him look very good yeah like that he protected her this whole time and like still was like on the podcast talking nicely about him like up until honestly davis had a really good week first like the note and the validation from parsley from parsley swift yeah and now this everything's coming up portnoy wait can we talk about something i got tagged in this fuck you

know i can't even reference it because it's on TikTok. No, reference it. I wanted to play for you guys. Like apparently this Barstool podcast was talking about us like in a positive way about sports. You sent it to me. You want me to play it? I don't. I DNS'd it for you. That's what you get for a DNS. Okay. You guys, we are so confused. Oh, Ben, do you mind if I play golf tomorrow? Yeah, I do. I'm so glad you asked. Okay. I'm going to find you guys for it. Tell me you guys, I'm going to play guys for it tell me you guys I'm gonna play this video for you and you tell me if this is English okay oh I also did want to

update everyone that Jackie and I have decided what we're being for Halloween and we absolutely crushed it ready I have a question here this is also from that same podcast the toast you have your own question yeah yeah it's from the podcast the toast okay it says I didn't watch much college football this weekend because I was out apple picking.

Right. I was really excited to see the Alabama-Tennessee game, what happened during that game. Thank you for asking the Toast listener. They do talk about sports on their podcast. That would be a question. Well, I'm glad someone finally asked. An hour and 30 into the show. Like, I love when people tag me and stuff.

Like, look, they're talking about you, and it's, like, not me. And I'm like, oh, I get so excited when I get spoken about. Let me just say, these people might as well have been speaking Chinese. What the hell are they talking about? I don't understand, like, the format of what I just listened to. So they're reading a question from us. From the Toast podcast. But we didn't

ask that but I didn't go apple picking we didn't literally don't watch college football Jackie it's like Jackie it's literally Chinese like what are they saying but it's so funny because when I said wrote back to you I'm so confused you said is it not English I thought you were saying to me like do you speak English no no I'm saying it's literally not English. It's not English. I'm so confused at what the format is. And then on top of that, that they clipped it. Yeah, they wanted us to see it. They wanted us to see it. I don't.

Chinese. I literally don't know. Rub it in. We don't have apple trees here, okay? Rub it in. No, we don't watch college football. We didn't ask that question. Of course we didn't.

Jacque, I seriously don't get it. I want to say it's like someone whose handle is the Toast podcast writing in. That's our handle. But just say, like, say that's their pronoun, the Toast podcast. But then the girl saying, like, they do talk about sports sometimes. They're talking about us. Seriously, I was so confused. The more I think about it, the more confused I am.

And then, like, why did they clip it? Because they wanted us to see it. Okay. I saw it, and I'm confused. Like, the more confused I am. And then like, why did they clip it? Because they wanted us to see it. Okay. I saw it and I'm confused. Like, I look forward to understand. Like, I love being involved. Yeah, no. We are being seen and respected as like a media outlet of sports.

Like, that's fabulous. We're being seen from like one media sports company to another. Right. Classic stuff. We're just confused. Translation, please. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is an update in a story that we are excited about?

Hugh Jackman? No, that's next. Oh, OK. It ends with us actor Brandon Sklenar joins Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried in the Housemaid adaptation from Paul Feig and Lionsgate. So we reported a few weeks ago The Housemaid by Freda McFadden, which is such an amazing book, is being turned into a movie. So far, the casting was on point. Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, if you know what the book is about, that makes a lot of

sense. Paul Feig directing, who has directed a lot of stuff, including, by the way, A Simple Favor. Yeah, I know. Which is why we watched it. And now Brandon Sklenar is probably going to be the husband. Now I want to say that at first when we read this news I had you know all positive things to say. Since then a couple like seeds of doubt have been planted. The first is like. No this movie is going to be horrible. Okay because first of all like Paul Feig who directed A Simple Favor like we

just watched that movie and it was like actually the worst most biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. And A Simple Favor is based on a book that movie and it was like actually the worst, most biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. And A Simple Favor is based on a book that seems to be a thriller about two women and different points of view. It's the same thing. He botched that. Not only that, like upon further investigation, because it was just like a very small seed I had thought.

Like is Sydney Sweeney a bad actress? And I had that thought after seeing the movie with Glenn Powell. What was anyone but you then I just recently saw this series of commercials she did for like a soap company that that seed is now a tree I think I really do fear and doubt in her abilities to act like I I don't want to be mean but I'm worried like Brendan Slinar does help here. I actually thought he was excellent in It Ends With Us,

and he's my favorite actor from that show that I never watched a second season of. 1900,000, what's it called? 1923. There's no two seasons, is there? Oh, great, okay.

I thought the whole point is like one year. I'm all caught up. No, but they left you on like a cliffhanger. Did they? I didn't watch it, but I feel like it was

a mini-series. No way. Like, if you watched, there was so much going on i'm i'm googling it then wouldn't it be like 1924 1923 season two i told you it's definitely trailer and first look so he was excellent in it that was my first introduction to him he's so handsome and really crushed it i thought he was great as atlas and it ends with us so i'm not worried about him here but Paul and Sydney they're on my list yeah the watch list I'm keeping an eye out Paul and Blake ruined a simple favor let's call it what it is yeah and I think that Sydney is the Blake now it's I think Sydney's the Blake I think Amanda Seyfried is the Anna Kendrick because she was great and like Henry Golding is the Brendan Spenard.

Fine. We're not really watching for the men. Yeah. It's true. So. So all that to say like we have concerns.

All that to say but I actually feel like it's really good that we're going into this eyes wide open because usually when our favorite book is being turned into something

we're like it's going to be amazing. The casting is perfect. And we're always disappointed. Perfect couple. Luckiest girl alive. Right. So like maybe now if I even watch it if I even watch it I'm definitely gonna like it because I'm expecting it to be a piece of garbage you know I don't know why it's so hard for people

in Hollywood to accurately not even accurately because this doesn't have to be exact just to do it well to take books all the work is fucking done for you like I don't know why it's more I gave you a perfect routine literally I don't know why more often than not it's horrible and like offensive yeah and another just PSA you don't need to add more storylines to the book I know you guys like feel like it's a movie so like maybe that means that there should be more storylines and more characters like no let's just let's maybe keep it as it is no and not only that like you don't have to change things like the book was popular for a reason I think that like directors and screenwriters feel like they have to put their mark on it or else it's just like copying but that's literally what you did you adapted a book like you adapt it's

not a copy it's an adaptation don't feel like you need to change anything. I think that's a really good message. And I don't know who told them they need to change stuff, but somebody lied to you. Cause they're all just like, so they're like these self-centered and self-important artists. They're like, I see the vision.

So shut up. The vision exists already. Right. It's going to be okay. It is. That's actually something that's kind of going on on the Only Murders in the Building season four. Their podcast is being made into a movie.

And are they having like creative differences? They like actually don't care, which is funny. But they, and this is what I'm not really liking about the season. The cool thing about Only Murders is every time they introduce a new character, it's played by like some major star, like Meryl Streep, right? We were introduced to a Steve Martin sister and it's Melissa McCarthy but in this particular season they have three actors playing Selena Martin Short and Steve Martin and they're like in the show as themselves a lot like Eva Longoria, Zach Galifianakis and

Eugene Levy are like the actors who play themselves and like seriously I need them to leave like they're ruining the show like it's not about you so it's just like it's getting complicated that's confusing they're getting like a little too big like they can get any actors they want so they're ruining the show like it's not about you so it's just like it's getting complicated that's confusing they're getting like a little too big like they can get any actors they want so they're taking everyone who wants to be a part of it and like now it's too much yeah too much of a good thing correct here's something that will never be too much Hugh Jackman and Sutton Strack Sutton Foster and Hugh Jackman according to page six which is the four the leading most trusted source on this developing story they're saying that they keep their relationship private but spend all of their free time together so that like the relationship sounds like a dream sounds like a

dream now that broadway star sutton foster has filed for divorce um could the two hit the red carpet together a source tells page six that they are in love but have been keeping their romance a secret. Page Six has heard the pair have been careful to stay out of the public eye. They're inseparable according to sources. They spend all of their

free time together. They are a regular couple. They are just in private. The source says that to stay under the radar they sneak around and he did see her latest show Once Upon a Mattress in August.

That's a really weird name for a show. It is. I just want to say I will be absolutely crushed if this is not true. So it's like yesterday when we talked about it, it was if these two lovers were pining for one another and now they're finally accepting destiny that they're meant to be together. This is saying not only that, but they've been together,

they are together, and they're very much in love. I'm overjoyed at this update. I, and again, TGM. These are just people. But like the joy I feel like for these two. And these aren't even two people. Like yeah, I've seen stuff that they're in. I don't follow either one of them on Instagram.

I wouldn't say I'm like big fans of either one of them. I'm a big Hugh Jackman fan. But them as a couple. Sue, what are we calling them? Hutton? Actually, his name makes it incredibly difficult. Sue. Sue, right? Sue. Don't forget the G. Yeah, Sugga. I. Sugga. If Sugga has zero fans, I'm dead. dead yeah who was the other couple that we were talking about recently where it's like separately i don't care together it's gangbusters oh did we have that conversation it doesn't get familiar to me at all yeah there's a couple couples like this maybe lucy and steven in real life were we talking about no no no you're like

going down the wrong path I'm sure I could find it in like our notes from oh and maybe it's Paul Mezcal and Gracie maybe maybe okay I don't want to like sit here all day but you guys will remember sound off in the comments you guys will remember. Sound off in the comments. You guys will know immediately. Maybe it was John Mulaney and Olivia Munn. No, because I love them both individually. Amongst others. Amongst others.

I don't think so. Aaron and Shailene? No. Okay. Well, we'll get there. We'll remember. We'll remember when it's no longer relevant. Yeah, and when nobody cares.

Right. So Sutton and Hugh. let's let's try for a heart Claudia let's just try okay you know I think you need to you're usually too far away yep yep yep if we got it it means they'll be together forever okay wait hold on let me try a little bit harder okay there do you like the edge of your chair no no I do the edge of this wall okay you leave wall in when you crop us? Or you go to the edge of your chair? Just don't worry about me.

Okay. Maybe we should like move around. It'll be like. No, if it's meant to be, our hands will find each other. It's true. I love that as like an omen for a couple. Me too. So really cute.

Are you ready for our next story? Four? Number four. Mm-hmm. So really cute. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Number four. This is a story in two parts because it is two bits of intimacy scene news that came out this week that are just really fucking weird. Okay. Once again, like a reminder that people in Hollywood are seriously like freaks who are not real. Go.

First up, Tell Me Lies star Jackson White, who plays Steven, admits he was critiqued for not thrusting right in sex scenes. Not only did this happen and he talked about it, but he talked about it on his mother's podcast that she hosts with her stepfather. His stepfather, sorry. Oh my. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that he is an epo baby and his mom in the show is his mom in real life.

What's her name? Katie Siegel. Yeah, she's like, she's a cult following. Katie Siegel. I'm sorry, Siegel. I could just life. What's her name? Katie Siegel. Yeah, she's a cult following. Katie Seagal. I could just see the cult being like, it's Seagal. By the way, his mom, do you know who she is, right? Who? Pat.

Pat from Smart House. Love it. Katie Seagal. I hope she's getting Samsung deals as well. Agreed. Anyways, Jackson White admitted to his parents that he was critiqued for not thrusting right in sex scenes for the series. He divul the head turning tidbit while discussing behind the scenes

production insight on his mom and stepdad's podcast called pie uh he recalled someone was like he's not thrusting right I was like how they're like well he's kind of it doesn't look like he's inside so we have to make it so that it's more realistic specifically he said production members claimed he was doing a body roll thing and they wanted to see him more stationary he said we worked on it and I nailed it could you imagine anything more humiliating no first of all sharing it like could never be me first of all second of all sharing it like to your parents also can never be me no but like in the moment then being like stop doing a body roll right you look like no and not only that like you look like you don't know how to have sex like what's what could like be more emasculating than that I'm just couldn't be me

I'll just say that I think genuinely the most disturbing part of this story is that he chose to share this anecdote one period but two on a podcast hosted by his parents and and I say this every time we have a story about like intimacy coordination and like having sex on and kissing other people like keep telling us it's not weird the more we're going to believe it's weird and the fact that like it's so um casual to these people that they're talking about on a podcast with their parents like is even further proof that it's fucking weird. To me, the weirdest part is, like, in the moment, like, being, like, coached and being told, like, you're doing it wrong.

Yeah, I never thought of it, like, I always knew it was, like, awkward or whatever, but I never thought about being told you're doing it incorrectly. That's embarrassing. Right, and that's your girlfriend, unless it was Diana. They don't have thrusting scenes. They don't? No, she's, like, low-key, like, unless it was Diana. They don't have thrusting scenes. They don't? No, she's like low-key, like probably one of the least. There's like that scene where he eats her out, but other than that, like not really.

That couldn't be what they're talking about. Correct. Well, then the next part of this story is some other intimacy on set news, which is Nicole Kidman. Okay. Did you see this? No. So she's in a new movie.

Called Baby Girl. That's like. Everyone's highly anticipated. Fifty Shades. Like erotica vibes. But it's May December. Or no. Yes.

Because one of the people. That she's sleeping with. Is her intern. She's like a high powered CEO. Ew. So she sat down for a Q&A. And revealed some intimate. Behind the scenes details.

She experienced with her co-stars. In the movie, she plays a powerful corporate CEO who's married and embarks on an affair with her younger intern. During the sex scene, she said there was a lot of, quote, sharing and trust and then frustration, ordering the others not to touch her at times. She also admitted she, quote, didn't want to orgasm anymore or have the two men come near her during periods of the shoot discussing the acting process she said like she that she got it was almost um during those scenes she was so present all the time that it was almost like a burnout like she was like i'm sorry nothing about this conversation is even remotely relatable or understandable like i don't know what the hell she's talking basically she's saying like she

was orgasming too much but she was actually orgasming it's kind of like unqueer from these patchy quotes I don't know it's pretty queer no it's unclear um I did like try and find the original interview but it was just like the sun breaking it down and um now TMZ but like it's a lot you don't say now TMZ, but like, it's a lot. You don't say. Not only is it a lot, like I actually, nothing in my own life, personal experience, could help me, like I can reflect on to like relate to what she's saying.

It was just a lot of orgasming. And then at times, like she just like was burning out, like was like, don't touch me. Okay. she just like was burning out like was like don't touch me okay so maybe just you know have a nice day at your nine to five today and appreciate that no I think May December movies just like sidebar are really having a moment did you see that Laura Dern Liam Hemsworth one she like he pray loves in Morocco and falls in love with a younger man no I didn't and then of course May December with Julianne Moore and Charles Melton. What do you think about that?

And then I feel like I just saw, it's really disgusting. Like, and so far all the films. You don't think it's like good for women because men do it all the time. So like. Well, so, but all the films that are coming out are all about older women

having relationships with the younger men, which like really isn't an epidemic. Like it happens, but I wouldn't say it's like a trend or a pattern I would like let's make movies about what really goes on you know because that's not like yeah it happened to Mary Kay Letourneau and nobody ever fucking forgot about it Letourneau but like no like that's really not what's going down in the streets yeah it's not like older women preying on vulnerable

young men so you don't find it empowering no is it supposed to be I don't know maybe I just want to say like a movie I was actually a tv show well so this is like a little different because Mary the Mary Kay Letourneau made December one and also the the series that seriously stuck with me my like I'll never forget it was um the teacher or whatever with right Kate Mara but like it's I'm not talking about like Teacher yeah that's like illegal right so but so it was a Mary-Kate Letourneau one so like in the same way like a six-year-old man is like with a 30-year-old women woman like yeah if a six-year-old woman's with a 30-year-old man like it's fine honestly a 30-year-old man like he's developed like i but the thing is like i don't care like why do i have to watch it yeah and like whatever happened to like fantasy like

whatever happened to predictability what whatever happened to hello how are you like people just are so and movies are and we talk about this and i think when we do people are like these girls are so lame and like but i think the amount of like sex in movies is at a point now where it's so um like it's not for the plot it doesn't do anything it's just so like it's egregious it's egregious audiences are not asking for it like you guys can do less Nicole Kidman like don't worry about having all those orgasms like if you're feeling burnt out like we don't need it. I feel that way about everything. Unless you're making, like, a specific movie, like, Fifty Shades. Like, okay.

You need the sex. Although I will say, I feel like, because every time I was watching Tell Me Lies, Ben, like, always walked in during some sort of sex scene. And he was like, you're actually watching porn. I'm like, Ben, you have no idea. The show is so dynamic. And, like, it is. I don't know.

I felt like Tell Me Lies did it in a way where, yes, it was a show with excessive sex. But I didn't find it disruptive to the storyline. Like these are kids in college just like fucking around. The show is otherwise like very good. However, if they dialed down the sex a little bit and it was more like alluded to where it's like two people jump into bed together. Right. That would have made the show any less good. Correct.

But instead, you can't watch it on an airplane. Oh, you cannot watch it on an airplane. Oh you cannot watch it on an airplane. That should be the bar. I'm looking for television that I can watch on an airplane. It's actually not that an on an airplane. Right she's not going anywhere. But I feel like that's a good test. The Bechdel test. It's the Delta test. The Dechdel test. I like that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Cotton. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Cotton, the fabric of our lives.

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because we haven't talked about DWTS in a while. But Danny Amendola and Whitney Carson are reacting to their dance going viral. Have you seen this? Yes.

I got a lot of requests from me and Ben to do the move. Do not do it. Seriously, it's not happening. Do not come. It's not happening. Like, I see these girlies doing it, making it look so easy.

They weigh one pound. Like, it's not happening. I've seen even one pounders fall on their hips and get severely bruised. Abby Herbert. Did she? She got really hurt, yeah. Lauren Elizabeth was doing it, and she wasn't able to do it. Like, sorry, I'm not doing it.

Yeah, I had seen it a lot on Reels, and I didn't even know that it came from dancing with the stars which I think is so cool and so great for Whitney and Danny who are a couple that now in seeing them do interviews together I love Whitney because she's also like a boy mama of two under two at one point so I really relate to her content and for that reason I'm rooting for Whitney and Danny um also you know who did do it who was Andra she did the the move yeah and Danny commented Also, you know who did do it? Who? It was Andra. She did the move? Yeah, and Danny commented on it. Wait, who did she do it with?

Not Danny? No, like her friend. You just need someone to pick you up. No, but you're supposed to do it with your loved one. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It was her brother. I think it was her brother. Her brother.

It should have been Danny. He's the king of the move. Yeah, but you know they're like, so are they, aren't they? It's like annoying. We know you are. That would be a great way to announce their relationship, though. So true. Anyway, so they spoke to Page Six in the ballroom on Tuesday night, reacting to all of the fans

who have been recreating their now viral leg lift called Operation Archer. And she said, I didn't really know it was viral. I had to go in rehearsals and be like, my algorithm must be messed up. He said, Whitney, I don't know. Everybody's doing our dance. That's so funny that you like only see stuff because people tag you in it. But it's like actually viral. It really is.

You know, it's viral if I've seen it. Yep. So he said, it's so amazing to get that support from the fans. We put so much work into it and to get their positive feedback every week and then see it go viral was awesome. Yeah, that must be like really validating to work on a move. And like people actually noticed. Not only that, it was like a big moment for Danny. I think like up until that

point, people were like his dancing sucks. And this was like the first week where he had such major progress that he's really being seen as like an actual contender. And then the move going viral was just the cherry on top. Yeah. Oh, Abby is in this article for girlies who got hurt. Yeah, I think she jokes that she she broke her hip but she didn't actually break her hip she just like severely was not okay girlies who got hurt I was shocked you have to mark yourself as safe from the archer I was really shocked to see like so many people like doing it like seamlessly and beautifully like we all just can do that I can't no I would love to know if I can but I'm not willing to find out and I don't trust my husband

to get like to do his part yeah it's just I don't trust my husband to get like to do his part yeah it's just I don't trust your husband to do his part either it's just not for us no but I'm enjoying watching people and now knowing where it came from I think that's really sweet and I'm rooting for Danny and Whitney didn't he didn't he and I like that they're like uh like a they have a couple with a lot of chemistry, but there's no, I think, nefarious. She's happy. She's very happy.

He is. I think they're good. I think they're actually just friends. Yeah, I think they're good partners and a good matchup. I think so, too. Speaking of good partners, the Queenie and the Weenie. Oh. Every Friday, Jackie and I do our favorite segment to wrap up the week.

It is Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week where we give out an award to somebody who behaved like a Queenie this week and somebody who behaved like a Weenie this week now it's not that serious obviously just like keep in mind it's a seven-day title you could be Queenie one week and Weenie the next so don't get too comfortable though I don't think it's happened but it hasn't the possibility is there shall we we shall what do you want to start with first we always start with queenie by the way that so you don't even need to ask because you always should start with she said shut up you know you should always start with the good in general it's just like a good policy um i'll do my queenie

first if i may yeah someone who i'm really rooting for and sending love to this week is brianna chicken fried uh she is my queenie of the week i also feel like through this breakup i've just become like more invested in her as a person that that happens a lot because she's in the news so I'm just like doing some digging and like seeing more things that she's posted over and I just I I really like what I see I think she's a queenie and I'm rooting for her I love that that's beautiful thank you my queenie is somebody who also brought me a lot of joy this week it's actually a duo and it's Hugh Jackman and Sutton Strack I Sutton Strack Sutton Strackman no I'm sorry it's Sutton Strack. Sutton Strack. Sutton Strackman. No, I'm sorry. It's Sutton Strack. You're really going to confuse people, by the way.

Think about how I feel. I am confused. Like, I'll try. Okay, Sutton Foster and Hugh Jackman. Like, I didn't even know that I needed this. Like, it so came out of left field. I just was like randomly scrolling Twitter when I got the news. And like, I think we should A,

A, I think we should be embracing like really age-appropriate Hollywood relationships. There's so few and far between. Martin Short and Meryl Streep, like obsessed. We need to champion these more. We need to give them attention. And so that's what I'm doing. But I also like love these two separately.

And like really, like I'm rooting for them so hard. I love that. That's really beautiful. Thank you. My weenie of the week, if I may, just, you know, step on a landmine, are the Unhinged Swifties. Who came for you? Who came for me? Who came for Jason?

Who just, like, really lost their minds. Bad week. Vis-a-vis Arras Tour Miami. It's a bad week. And they came for Dave Portnoy. Like, they need, in the words of our fave, you need to calm down. You're being too loud. It sounds like they need a weekly the words of our fave, you need to calm down. You're being too loud. It sounds like they need a weekly TGM touch base.

It does sound that way. It was a bad week for the Swifties, I think. I actually agree. Like, yes, of course, centering myself like because I experienced it, but then they also were acting up here and there. Like it was clearly wasn't about you. There was a pattern.

There was a pattern. My weenie of the week is, I am gonna center myself. I am um my weenie of the week is I am going to center myself I am my own weenie of the week like seriously the worst thing happened to me and it was all my fault what I left my phone charger at your house now I know that sounds like nothing right but it was like an apple branded lightning cable newt do you know how much those fucking things cost these days like you want to get the box and the charger from apple oh okay you need to spend okay rockefeller right and i've been so good about it i've had it like i haven't lost it and i never move it from my nightstand but i was like you know what i'm taking it with me to jackie's like and i fucking left it there weenie

ass behavior acting so reckless with such a prize well if it makes you feel better of course i'm stealing it which won't make you feel better but I actually long one too so you can like flip over in bed and scroll I have there not even I have that in my bedroom I have very much needed another charger in the studio why I haven't bought one I couldn't tell you it's just like an endeavor and it's like do you get Apple products from Amazon you were waiting no you can't get Apple products from Amazon they're crap order from I've had like a lot of bad experiences ordering from Apple.com. So like I just don't do it.

So I just, I get nothing. And then I'm like looking for old chargers. Anyways, I really do need a charger in the studio because I share one for my computer and my iPad. And some days they're both dead and it's a problem. I mostly brought this up because it's about time for like a referendum on the chargers of those. Like if you buy chargers like at a Duane Reade or on Apple,

I mean on Amazon amazon like those are not technically apple approved no and it's like okay you might have saved 25 but you're gonna break your phone yeah they're first of all the chargers don't do not last they are not apple approved and they are like just crap and they do eventually like wear at your phone like yeah in terms of like the charging for your battery and then all of a sudden you'll have a phone that can't keep a battery so So like if you are trying to like preserve your phone, like you really should use

Apple chargers. They're so fucking expensive. It's insane. And I remember like a year ago, I was like, you know what? I'm buying one charger and I'm going to take care of it. I bought the fucking cord

and I bought the fucking block and I was so good, like seriously for a year. Now I have to go buy another one. Like it's not about the money where did you get it for me it's about the accessibility you went to the store no like they do same day delivery in the city oh yeah they do do that but then one time my airpods I did that and and someone made off with my airpods they they do have a thievery problem too because you're

you're shuttling like really expensive products like people are seriously like buying a two thousand dollar phone and having it delivered same day and they're going missing it's an epidemic it's really crazy so then I just said never mind I'll share one charger between all of my rooms when I and when I travel I have to take it out of the studio and then I have to remember it's been honestly it's been hard no I know and like obviously this is that like I can afford a $50 charger like it's not woe is me nobody needs to feel bad for me I think though as a principle like it's wrong what they've done to the charging like communities. Space. And right when you get it right, they go and switch chargers on you. Not only that, do you know how fucking crazy it is that you buy a brand new iPhone and it doesn't

come with a charger? It comes with a cord. It no longer comes with a block. That is fucking diabolical. Like it's literally disgusting. And why neither presidential candidate is talking about this is why I don't feel represented in this election. And it's enough to make you go crazy. And then you wonder why we have a mental health crisis in this country. And it's like, I can't find a fucking charger for my phone so that I can doom scroll and make myself more sick sick no no and

it's like you save up you buy a two thousand dollar iPhone it's absurd how much a phone costs these days it's staggering the price of a boot and you don't even get a full charger in the box you used to open up an iPhone and you would get the little box in the cord didn't you also get a pair of headphones at one point you did get a pair of headphones at one point? You did get a pair of headphones. I'm so glad you brought that up. You do. Yeah, not anymore. You used to get like a wired pair.

Yeah. Parjelicious. Wired pairs are coming back. Let's talk about radiation. Okay. Well, let's talk about chargers first. And then big pet. I can't even tell you how inconvenienced I was last night

charging my phone in my computer. And then all your stuff comes up on your computer, all your personal items. Do you want to trust this device? I don't trust anyone. I don't trust anyone. How can you? How can you? Look at the charging industry.

As Northwest said, I only trust God. Literally. Literally. Actually, I don't know that thing about radiation, but I did see someone going over to a pair of Bluetooth headphones. With their radiation detection device yeah I did I don't know what that okay so maybe radio like but what does that mean I don't know because you know what when I watched that documentary about mother earth that like freak who turned herself blue um she was like kind of dead she was dead she had like taken like weeks to die because she had like

been drinking metal but the people who were like thinking that she was going to ascend back to Earth, they kept her body like in this hotel room. And they had their like radiation detection machine. And they put it on her toe. And they were like, oh, you think she's dead? Look at how much radiation is coming from her toe. It's like, girl, she's literally made of metal. She's made of metal and she's got her AirPods in.

So that documentary made me seriously doubtful of radiation machines interesting radiation detection like clearly this woman was dead sorry she wasn't radiating anything yeah i just want to say like i've seen some stuff but nothing like compelling enough to get you to switch over and i'm also like i'm more interested in big pet yeah that's sort of the topic of yeah yeah the topic du jour well that's our show that's Queenie and Weenie that's our week um hope everybody has a great weekend if you are embarking on this TikTok free journey please do you guys I really want to hear the results this weekend like I really I want to have enough of a pool to really build a case study around this great I'll let you know.

You'll hear from me on Monday. So I'll send out a survey. I don't expect like, you know, me to know everything about what's going on in the world. That's not what I want. That's not what I want. I'm just saying like so much of what I provide here is from TikTok. Just letting you know. By way of news, however, a large portion of this show comes from just Turdy's inner turd.

And maybe Turdy's inner turd and maybe turdies inner turd will be more glowing without tiktok and you'll be able to contribute more in other areas i like that turdies inner turd thank you thank you guys so much for listening to the toast on monday morning show we deliver the fast five stories you need to do every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching us on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give us a video thumbs up we're also available as podcast anywhere podcast can be found so that's spotify to twitter public media iota cast box all the places wherever you listen to podcasts find us at the Toastleafi Starview

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