The Toast - Acquired Mike White: Monday, April 27th, 2026

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Mundaries. Hope everybody had a great week. And it's week begin. I hope everyone had a great weekendaries. And it's week begin now.

So, yeah. Week start. Week now. Hi, week now. Happy week now. Hey, Cojerner. What's your truth? My truth is this.

I miss my sister. I miss my sister too. Yeah, I haven't seen Olivia in a while. Oh, oh, oh, oh, slim dunk. Just kidding. I really miss you. And, you know, chatting with you so publicly in our daily chats, also known as The Toast, it's not enough, you know?

Don't you feel like we've really stopped talking? Yes, I've just been so busy. And I know you've been busy too. and like by the end of the day, my day like ends so late. And like that's when you're like fully ensconced in your bedroom with your husband who doesn't let us FaceTime when you're watching your program. And that's really like the only time I can like get into it. So like we're sort of missing each other.

It actually feels like sometimes we're on different time zones because I'm like, oh, I miss Claudia. Yeah. And I think like my bed bath dinner is like earlier than yours. So yeah, we're just sort of like two ships, two yachts. you, oh, speaking of yachts, I have to tell you something. I have to tell you what's going on on TikTok. You're going on below deck?

No. I have to tell you what's going on on TikTok. I know what's going on TikTok. You do? You know about Acquired gate? Don't even give me with a fucking gate. I've been following Acquired a husband all weekend. No, but you don't know what's actually going on.

I'm so obsessed. I started following her. I didn't follow her before. Now I feel like such a follower because everybody's following her now. So I actually wanted to wait. But then I couldn't even wait a couple days to follow her. her bachelor party is so fabulous the girls are looking so good they're having so much fun and i she doesn't know before you ruin it for me let me just tell you like i think it's fantastic and anybody who had anything

negative to say i'm like you should be embarrassed for how jealous you are yeah so for those who don't know there is a ticotker her name is acquired style you've probably seen her she's like a part of a twin duo she's acquired and then she's another twin they look exactly like she's like she's style yeah Her username is Acquired Style, and she's blonde. She does a lot of like hair, beauty fashion content. She's blown up somewhat recently. She got engaged a little while ago. And so she had her bachelor at party this weekend.

There was a couple of influencers on the trip. But for the most part, it was like a big group of girls. And I would say there was like three or four influencers. It wasn't like an influencer trip. And as any good influencer, her entire bachelor party was sponsored. No, this was on another level. Yeah, of course. It was sponsored by a beauty company called Swan Beauty, which is like an AI powered makeup mirror.

Yeah. That like gives you tutorials. It's like it's a mirror with lights. And do you want to know the best part not to make it about me? Because like I never. Lime light? Yes. So a few years ago I had an idea to like make a makeup mirror that would be like

Peloton for makeup where you like take classes and learn how to do your makeup like in the mirror. And I actually took a couple meetings for it. But I remember I was really early pregnant with Harry and like I didn't do anything about it. Of course. And she had a name though, limelight. Yeah. And then it would be like the lime. Which I think is so cute.

But it exists. It's called Swan Beauty. I need to get one. I'm so happy. I'm so happy someone made it. Yeah. But like yours really needs AI. And like your idea was before the AI revolution.

because this one's totally powered by AI. And it's called Swan Beauty. So they sponsored her entire Bachelorette party. And a lot of people have sponsored bachelor's parties. This was definitely on another level. Like they flew her private with all of her friends to St. Bartz.

And it wasn't just like a jet. It was like a, actually, it wasn't even, Kardashian jet is not this night. It was like a 747. It had a bedroom. It had multiple bathrooms. It was like the biggest plane.

The biggest private plane you could have. Like it was insane. Acquired Force One. Acquired Force One. They called it Acquired Air. I also got a little tea on the plane. I don't know if you. know. Oh, what? It's the

The Beyonce family. So, okay, I'll explain to you and I'll tell you why you know that. So, and they just did like a classic same barts. They went to... I just like, it's not me. But, but you're acting like, oh, just wait. Not, you're not acting like... Exactly what you think happened, happened. At a touch. The second the bachelor's party started

and they were posting about acquired air, like the jealous wenches had to come out of the woodwork and, you know, this is out of touch. They were coming at it from so many angles. finding a reason to hate it because they're jealous. I just want to say, I don't even think it's out of touch. Because, like, it's aspirational. No, Acquired was such a normal girl. Like, I think it's actually so inspirational.

I don't know her backstory, but it seems like she's just a regular girl who, like, from Jersey. Who's been, like, making content. I saw another video she posted. She was like, who, like, all those embarrassing videos I posted so many years ago. And now I got to take my friends on this epic trip. Like, she's actually just like you. She's also the definition of a hustler.

Like, she has been, she didn't blow up during. COVID. She has just been making hair videos in her apartment. Good consistent content. Like anyone can do it. And it's not like she spent the money on this trip. Like she worked to a place where a brand brought her on this trip. And like it's not out of touch because if you did that, any one of you who are like being jealous and saying it's out of touch, like you would go on it in one fucking second.

It's the most, such a joke. It's the most relatable thing ever actually. Of course. And I think her taking like her home friends. She had like three influencers on the trip. The rest were just like clearly like her home school college camp friends. Yeah, it was so, I agree, relatable. Now everyone's, you know, the discourse on TikTok as expected is just like a meeting of the mentally ill minds.

And people are coming at it from so many angles like, I'm so grateful this wasn't my bachelor's at party. I'm grateful. We went camping. It's like, okay. Sure, keep telling yourself that. Good, because it's so good and you got. Good. So they're coming at it from different angles.

They're also now attacking the founder of Swan Beauty. So the founder of Swan Beauty is like a woman who is married. She is engaged, marrying into like a very wealthy family. I've never heard of them. It's called the Mitchell family. and I guess like their family office helped raise money for her AI company, which I just feel like is such a test at rich. People do not part with their money.

Like their son's fiance's company. I just feel like that she must be dazzling like to have gotten into that. Or the company is such a great idea. They were like, we're not going to miss this. And it was their plane. So now it's like this is not smart marketing. This is using your fiance's money to burn. Like so fucking jealous.

All content generated by women. I have to just say that. I don't see one man clowning on acquired. Also, people being like, they're definitely not even having fun on this brand trip. They're just, like, posting. Now, as not to make everything about me, as somebody who had a completely sponsored bachelor's party,

from the, you know, from the flights to the hotels, to the tables, to the pool, everything was sponsored by, thank you, my partner's at MGM Grand. We went to Vegas. We were, like, literally celebrities. It was, it was. It was. It was hashtag Claude,

the market. I just want to say back in the day, that like wasn't a thing. Getting my bachelor's party sponsored completely by MGM, which owns like the entire Las Vegas strip, like is this lie. I just want to say. I can guarantee you. We had more fun than you bitches because we didn't have to pay for any of it. Okay.

What's more freeing than having like money? No, I'm sorry. Those girls like being so beautiful in the sickest place on earth, in the best villa in the best place, like how are they not having fun? They're obviously having fun. It's absurd. They all looked gorgeous. they went to like every hot spot in St. Bart's like just and once you lift the veil of like I feel like we talk about this with Alex Cooper a lot like oh oh no back to zero shit well it's not a formal capacity yet we could still be at one well we were already at zero I just did it for a dramatic effect it's not a formal capacity yet I just want to say give us credit you're allowed to mention it once you like lift the veil and see like so many of these things it's just people being

jealous. Like, it makes so much more sense. Like, a lot of people are, no, I think Alex Cooper, maybe we could, you know, find some, some fault with her. But for the most part, when you see a lot of people, like, talking at her, a lot of it is rooted in jealousy. Like, sorry, like, you have a podcast and three people listen and she's over here, like, interviewing whoever she wants. Same with the choir. Like, just acknowledge your jealousy. The way we have to acknowledge our biases. Like, let's acknowledge the fact that you are so fucking jealous. Like, she's three pounds. She's so pretty. She's making content for a living. And literally, she must be making millions.

She does so many high brow ads. Like really, she must be raking it the fuck in. And what are you doing? You're making videos about her for free. For free. But here's what I don't understand. Why can't we be jealous in a positive fashion? I think that's what we do.

Yeah, like, okay, yeah, I would have loved to have a bachelor and say, like, yeah, sure. How could you not be, like, jealous of that? No, Jackie, we're not just, it's inspiring. Yeah, or just, I don't know why, like, it's normal. actually be jealous of someone who has something like incredible that you would want, right? But why do you have to make it nasty? Like why can't you be jealous in a positive fashion? Like sometimes you get something so cool and I'm like, jealous but still happy.

Yeah, like I think seeing someone like her really brings out something very ugly in a lot of women. And obviously it's all rooted in like deep insecurity. And I think they try to veil their jealousy with like think pieces on, you know, influencer culture. Consumerism. Yeah. Right, the jet fuel. People going on about the jet fuel, okay?

When at the end of the day, you just are ugly on the inside. And like, that's what's coming through. Like, you're just insecure and jealous. And it's, of course, a natural feeling. Like, you see this young, beautiful, skinny, blonde, rich girl living a life that you could never even dream of. Like, I couldn't even dream of something like this perfect, right? And of course, your natural inclination is to be like a bitch about it.

But what if you just weren't? No, I think your natural inclination is to be like, oh, yeah, I would like that too, but why do you have to be a bitch about it? Like, why can't you then just like, you know, use that as positive fuel and motivation? I just, I can't understand people who operate like that. Like, what is that? Post your video. Post your video. Anyone could do it. This is not a slight towards acquired.

Like, she doesn't do anything like crazy out of the ordinary, like school wise. In fact, just a year ago, they were saying she's boring, members? Yes. She's just a regular girl. That's what's so inspiring. And some people, they have a lot of success. like, you know, Kylie or whatever, like, who had a lot to start with, you know, they have tools that you don't have. I don't know acquired its backstory, but she seems to just be like a regular, degular girl.

Who like works consistently. I know she like worked in fashion. She worked for Danielle Bernstein, fun fact. But like just like didn't have any resources that like you don't also have. Correct. She has a phone and a Wi-Fi connection and a dream. And a set of rollers and a positive attitude. And like $3 Velcro rollers.

not even like heated con air ones you know she does have a twin which definitely having like a close sister is is a privilege it's a privilege it's a foot in the door i agree it's just like someone to bolster you up but i just thought it was i loved watching the content i was just like lurking a hundred percent it was fabulous like how you couldn't be inspired by the sheer fabulosity of it and they all looked like so happy i love the theme nights mermaid such a slide so cute Speaking of influencers, I had an influencer playday yesterday with Lauren Elizabeth because she came down to So Flo. And we were, of course, talking about acquired air. Oh, oh, everyone's talking about it.

Yeah, everyone's talking about it. And I thought you were talking to say you guys were talking about me. Oh, only in like a positive fashion, of course. Of course, of course. But we were talking about like the latest and greatest. The kids were playing. It was like really, really cute. So good to see my swirley.

You get any good gossip? I feel like show was. I did. But I texted you immediately. Yeah, I appreciate. that anything else? Oh, anything that I want to share with this class here? No, but if I like drop any tea today, like you can know it came straight from Morton-Lisman. Blame her. Well, that sounds fun. I'm glad you're having fun. Yeah, I am having fun. What was I going to say? She says they're

gritted teeth. No, I was just going to finish my thought about, oh, which is that I'm really glad that I have seen no hate for, I saw one video of like, and this is how the girl, asked her hatred and jealousy and ugliness. This is what she said. I can't wait. Acquired style is really like, not relatable anymore. Like Alex Earle is relatable, but acquired style, it's not relatable like Alex Earl. Like what?

What the fuck does that even mean? Like what? They're actually quite literally the same. And actually like Alex Earl might pretend to be just like you now, but she's an A-list celebrity. She dates Tom Brady. What the fuck is that girl talking about? That's what I'm saying. People will come up with these like theses and theories and like use big words just to mask the fact. Why don't you just come on the internet and say I'm an ugly jealous bitch? Like that would be more real and relatable. Here's the truth. If you have

one negative thing to say about acquired a bachelorette. You are ugly and jealous. You are jealous, period. Because there's nothing bad to say like a girl had a great weekend. She's in love. Like she's on top of the world. She has amazing friends. They're beautiful. like what's bad. You are jealous, negative. Because jealous, positive, yeah, like, it's called being inspired. Like, nobody's going to look at that and be like, oh, I don't wish that was me. Like, of course.

Hashtag inspired by acquired. Hashtag inspired style. And so let's talk about acquired. I'm glad everyone's calling her acquired now and she's really leading to it. And her hashtag or whatever it is is like Acquired a husband. Acquired a husband. I'm going to need her to just let us know why she deemed her handle that acquired style. You know, again, not to bring her to bring her.

bring everything back to myself, but I also do relate to her, like, being stuck with this username. And I think that she posted it, like, maybe a year ago that she was thinking about just, like, being Bridgett. And the streets rioted. They were like, absolutely not. People were like, no, you are acquired, which is kind of great for her. And I think it also maybe gives you, like, a little bit of a sense of, like, more binary. Like, this is my public life. This is my private life. Like, my friends call me Bridge. Yeah. I call her acquired. I didn't say, like, Bridget once.

Right. Because to me, the only inferencer named Bridget is Bridget. The bar, yeah. It's kind of like how people call me dirty in the street. You know, it gives me a real sense of privacy.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, Mazel to the Acquireds. Mazel to the Acquireds. What else did I do this week? I'm besides scroll on my phone and look at all these jealous bitches. What did I do?

I played a lot of Mahjong. I don't really have anything to up. I bought like a sensible pair of sneakers. How are you liking the Majong card, the 2026 card? It's not about the card, you know? It's about the change. And I was getting so good at the 2025 card. And now I'm just like, I'm just fine at Mahjong.

I'm not amazing. But don't you feel like, I don't know who you're playing with, but it's more of a level playing feel for us who came into the 2025 card in January. Yes, like everyone now is at the same level in terms of skill. But I'm playing today. I need to just get better. Okay.

I need to get better. Yeah. I played yesterday. There's a couple fun hands. Yeah, which ones are you leaning towards? Because I'm loving 1-1-1-3-5-7-9. I saw that on your story. You were doing 1-3-5-7-9s and I didn't win.

Of a kind, Kong. Yeah, Kong. I've been liking 1-2, 3, 4 Dragon, Dragon. Oh my God, my fucking favorite. I won with that one yesterday. It's a very good one. Also, I like 1-North, 2-East, 3-West, 4-South. Do you know that one?

No. It's in wins. It's really good. So it's a way to use news. Yeah, it's a way to use news, but you need like four consecutive numbers and then one north, two easts, three wests, four. I maged on Friday post-toast. So I guess I did mage just once this weekend.

I won a couple times, but they were hands that really broke my brain. Like it was a frustrating fight to the finish. Yeah. I also think I'm going to stop playing on my phone. I think it's making me a worse player. Interesting. I've never done it. Because the whole, the skill of majeong is seeing your tiles and knowing where

which hand fits best. Yeah. Now when you play on the app, you don't have a card in front of you. So you press the button and it shows you suggested hands like using an algorithm, which how many tiles away you are from this hand?

That's kind of cool though because it might show, whenever I like start playing, I like see a hand that I want to play and I go for it even if I don't have the right tiles. But it might surface hands that I don't think to play. Like yeah, but it doesn't stick. I'm telling you.

It's not good. Maybe if I played on my computer, it's just like bigger. Yeah, get in front of the monitor. I did watch. Real House House at Beverly Hills reunion last night. And I finished your friends and neighbors. And I just want to retract what I said about it not needing a second season.

It's so fucking good. And it's so different. It's like not about him stealing anymore. You know, like they've changed what the show is about. Yeah. And it's really good. And James Marston is a fabulous edition if you just like close your eyes and forget that he wrote that letter for Brian Peck.

Yeah. He's doing a really good job. Like Courtney Collins would never do that, by the way. Yeah. Or would he? No, he was like an ethical media mogul, you know? Or was he? Who was the modern Courtney Collins?

Ryan Sechrest? Yeah. If we both say it, it must be true. I just feel like that's the obvious answer because they're like short kings who host lots of shows. But I don't feel like Ryan Seacrest actually has the Riz. So James Corden. Oh, James Corden. He has the Riz.

He's the Rizzler. He's got the Riz, Riz, Riz. Yeah, we're young. We talk about TikTok and Riz. I mean, we are the Rizler. We had Costco guys on the podcast. Like, when you think about our breath of work, it's inspiring.

Like, we have literally, quite literally brought the boom to you. So I told you that I was on the Free Press podcast, Second Thought. It launched on Friday. And they posted a bunch of clips on the Free Press account. I've enjoyed it. I know that they're like a media company. like they're obviously posting like more provocative moments, but they did me so dirty posting my take on Blake lively.

Because like putting that in a clip, like without context, like fully, you know, cushioning it. And then like I have to read the comments of like this huge media account. My way. No,

no, don't. So second thought has its own account or this was on free press? Both. They were like collab posting. Oh, they collabed. I'll go to second thought.

And I had so many hilarious moments that they did clip, which I appreciate. But the first clip they posted, like not Blake Lively. And like so polarizing. Obviously it's good for, engagement, yada, yada, but like I'm just a girl. Let's see which one got the most used.

And it was probably Blake. Was it? It was Blake, but by 2000. Okay. Who is this person? No, I'm telling you, like, so mean. Oh, my God. That's why I only go on the toast.

Like, the comments here are always so nice. I just, I feel like when someone says they're on Blake Live beside, like you have a certain idea of that person, that's what people are thinking of you. like, oh, wow, blindly just following what women say, like, we're done doing that. And if only they knew how much I hated women. No, no, yeah. And how special this scenario is. They don't know that you hate women.

You should have made that clear. Like, you're not just doing this. I actually did say that. It didn't make the clip. That's what I'm saying. I said, like, you know, people love to, like, say women support women. And it's always those bitches who are, like, turning on each other. And I proudly say, I am not a woman who supports other women.

So I feel like when I throw my weight behind a woman, like, it needs to be taken more seriously. No, they obviously just saw this clip in. thought you're like a joke of a person who just like believes women, period. Blindly. But they don't know your truth. It couldn't be further from the truth. It couldn't be further from the truth. So that was kind of a tough thing that happened to me on Friday.

It's okay. But at least you stand in your truth and like you know how you feel. No one can sway you. Right. So when the world turns back on Blake lively in a few years, like they have now on Haley Beaver and, you know, I will reference that clip. I look forward to knowing. to knowing.

And if I am wrong, which is entirely possible, I just want to say, I will sleep good knowing at night that like the woman who came over here and said that she was sexually harassed at work, like, yeah, I believed her. Ah, I'm the villain. Hmm. I sleep well. I sleep well. Okay.

Mm-hmm. I don't know if that's the takeaway. No, it is. I think you can sleep well, like, knowing that you stood true to yourself, despite everyone telling me. And usually you're a little, like we can be as we say like a little bit, you know, on the fence. I'm, I am extremely brave for like dealing with what I've had to deal with as somebody who believes Blake lively.

Absolutely. That's definitely a takeaway. You have written hardly for your truth. No, that's a huge takeaway as well. But let's say I'm wrong. Like I'm not going to feel like any type of way other than like proud of myself, honestly. For real. I think that's great.

I think you should be proud. No matter what happens. No matter the outcome. And I also think you should be proud of yourself because I think that you are taking this unpopular stance is like good for the show. Of course, of course. So it's a job well done.

I just want to say not only have, because there are conspiracy theories about me now, because the only other person who's ever even been team lively is the vile files. And people love to say that they're sponsored. by Mint Mobile, which I believe is like one of their podcast sponsors. And so obviously that's, Ryan Reynolds is like an investor in that company. And so they're being paid to say that.

You guys, have one sponsor out of like all your sponsors. Like they don't control the show at all. It's absurd. And if they even try to get you to like change your take on it. You just wouldn't work. Like no one would ever do that. That's not how it works. If you have one.

We can confidently say that's not how it works. Unless they're presenting the entire show, you have no other sponsors. They pay all the bills and they keep the lights on. maybe. But if they're just like one of many sponsors with like a code and a deal for you, like they're not dictating the opinions of the show, no. So they have like those rumors about them and people think like I'm being paid by the livelihoods and I just want everyone to know. Like I have not even received so much as a Blake Brown beauty gifting. Like I have I know, I have not one more so actually Ryan Reynolds at the very, very, very beginning of this whole saga

before we even took aside. No, we were. Yeah, maybe before we took a. aside because then it made us feel warmly. Yeah, it made us feel warmly towards them. But I feel like we were already like trending towards flowers during Flowergate. Ryan Reynolds. Like I hate him. I hate his car. Like when everybody loved him, I couldn't fucking stand him. I never saw any of his movies. And I hate that whole like cutting my wife out of pictures to make people laugh on the internet thing. Like I just honestly can't fucking stand him. But he did follow us in like the summer of 2024. So that's really the only connection just to clear my name. Like I'm not being paid. I don't get gifting. I get nothing. And you know what? That bitch owes me a thank you.

And I feel like for that week we were like feeling just warm towards the livelihoods because like that was cool that they followed us. But that wore off pretty quickly. Don't worry. It's not like lasting. And that's not why Claudia rides the way she does. I wonder if he still follows us. Yeah. Van City. Wow. He has 50 million followers. Well, he doesn't follow me. It was the toast that he followed. Yeah. And he still does. Hmm. Okay. You know, I'm never meeting the allegation. he also follows Nick and Natalie Vile. That'll bias another day

of goodwill. Wait, I'm seriously cracking that. He follows not skinny, but not fat. Maybe he's just like a swirly. He follows Nisbonif? Nisbonif. Talk about being trapped by your handle. Ooh, that's a bad one. She posted a funny meme about it one, so I think she's like... No, I think she definitely hates it. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's too late for her.

But it's also the name of her podcast. It's not too late. the Bostics just rebranded their podcast. Oh, that's true. And literally I just called them the Bostics because that's what we call them. I actually am seeing a spin up this week. So maybe I'll chat with her about it. Yeah.

And maybe you guys could like have like a little like I hate my handle anonymous. Convention. We'll invite Acquired. Who else? I mean, Ariel Charnas broke free in a parjolicious way. She kind of, except she gave the name something maybe to her company and then her company went bankrupt. But she got to become Ariel.

Yes, she did it very successfully. I think she also did it around the time where she was going by her married name because I always knew her as Ariel Nachmani. But now she's Ariel Charnas and I forget her maiden name. She's Lucy Wyman now. Lucy Wyman now.

And We Were What has a death grip on her username. She's never letting it go. Yeah, but I don't feel like that's, I feel like that's her. And it's her brand name in a way that like, yeah, that's a good brand name. Like, We Were What? That's good.

I do want to change my username to Turty Lou. like you but going from one no you cannot do that limerick to another yeah i know but that's what everyone calls me no you it would be claudia ash right like that's really yeah that's not inspiring to me okay so then it's so then we're staying girl with no job girl with no job i mean i've i've made peace and i love her i love her you know yeah um i think we should get into the stories because we're like i guess what are they They're good. Like, there's what people want to talk about on a Monday after stage coach and,

oh, right. Summer Housegate. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the investigation was wrapped up. Yeah. So without further, a do-da-do do-d-do. Here are the fast five stories that you do need to know.

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Our first story, stagecoach 2026 recap country music fans took to the desert this weekend, including our little sister and a bunch of celebs. We had Cindy Sweeney and Scooter Braun, where they. They went viral. She was sitting on his shoulders for the Ella Langley concert. Her brand, like, activated there. CERN. They did, like, a bunch of afterparties. They had performances.

She sang with Chase Wright. She sang with Milakounis and Ashton Coutcher. Oh, yeah, I thought that was weird. I really don't like them. Oh. I just wanted to remind everyone of that. They also wrote a letter, right? They wrote a letter for their co-star.

Danny. And he was really bad. Like, of all the people in Hollywood. that was one of the worst ones because half of them don't even go to like jail or go on trial like he actually went through a whole trial it was bad yeah I forgot about that I don't like them yeah also our brand is pronounced siren

which like you could have given me 1,000 guesses and I never would have guessed that completely it's a bad name I don't know why it didn't even occur to me but it's spelled S-Y-R-N so never occurred to me but I do know it's siren but I do know it's siren you don't have to like yell at me I know yeah but it's CERN it's CERN that's so CERN Like CERN.

So yeah, she was activating firing in all cylinders at stagecoach. Teddy Swims performed one of my sons. Yeah, I was watching everything through Satchel's stories. Yeah, me too. I reposted a couple of her stories, which is a fun feature. Yeah, I thought that was weird. Like, I was so confused that you did that. I thought she had like two cool stories.

So I re-posted them. I thought that you like asked her to tag you so that you could repost them. Nope, I just used the new fun reposting. this story feature. I had no idea that you could even do that. Because I repost Cody Johnson, our boyfriend, he was singing, I forget, oh, the fall. Oh, I love that song. So I reposted it because I felt like I loved it.

You just felt compelled. Teddy Swims performed at stagecoach and he was singing the door. So I had to repost it. I think it's actually cool that he performed at both stagecoach and Coachella. There aren't a lot of artists that can do that. I will say, like maybe I'm just jealous, so I'm trying to, like, you know, acquire my own bias. Okay. Like, it did look like a lackluster year.

Some years, I haven't gotten in a few years. And every time I watch Margaret's stories, like, I just want to kill myself. Like, I'm so jealous. I don't know. It didn't, like, look that good. Like, I, like, the performers, like, everybody does a good job. Country music. Like, people get up there and, like, they actually sing and play the instruments.

And it's always, like, fun to hear live music. But I wasn't, like, seething with jealousy by the headliners, you know? Yeah. I feel like if you have been in the past few years, like, seating with jealousy and, like, this year was the first year that you weren't, I would credit it to you being a mama. And now it's like, it would take seriously the most insane concert on earth for you to travel across the country. Six hours, yeah. And be there versus in the past. It's like, oh, I could have gone.

I didn't go. Maybe I should have gone. But now it's like, oh, if it's not 1,000 out of 10, it's not worth it to me. No, but, like, I feel like maybe it's that or it was just like not good headliners. But I have felt that way for the past few years where it's like, oh, there's no way I would have gotten to this. Like it's just doesn't seem like worth it. And I've been a mama. Something kind of historic also happened.

I can't remember a time in recent history where they've had to evacuate the festival on Saturday day. Like the winds were really, really bad. And it's always a thousand degrees because you're in the desert. But the desert also has like weird weather elements. So there was like a windstorm and they shut down the festival in the middle of the day on Saturday. Yeah. But then they brought everyone back. I wanted to get clarity from Margo on like what that was.

It also sounds really scary like thousands of people trying to evacuate at the same time. I hate that. Astro world. Yeah. She was like laughing in her stories and like ducking between cars. So it didn't seem like like a crazy big deal but just like more inconvenient. Yeah, I guess. But it sounds scary.

And oh my God, for the people who camped, you know, like half the people who go to Coach and stagecoach camp there. And then you come back. Yeah, so they opened the festival back off later in the day. Yeah. Yeah. That's so annoying. Post Malone performed. I haven't seen the stories yet because they're from last day.

He brought out Shibuzi. Oh, fun. There weren't a lot of, like, you know, big cameos. Yeah. Well, Teddy Swims brought out David Lee Roth, Van Halen. Okay. Ella Langley brought out Theo Vaughn. She did.

Everyone was expecting Morgan Wallen. Because Ella Langley. obviously booked her stage coach performance like before she blew up because she played in like the middle of the day which is like the worst and she definitely could have been like the second or third to last. Oh yeah for sure and I'm sure like all the big stars you went to Elie and Lee like Sidney's like kind of bum they had to go so early in the day. Correct.

But that's just funny when that happens. I feel like that happened to Billy Elish where she was at Coachella in like the loser stage and she really could have been a headliner that year but you just get booked before you blow up. Loser sneeze. Yeah. Ooh, loser sneeze.

Good one. Loser sneeze. I love the loser sneeze. I know. It's such a good line for bringing on. It's like an undercoded. We've actually been like when we've been texting like memes and jokes. Texts and jokes and memes, yeah.

Like sometimes you'll send me someone being a loser and I've been replying, loser sneeze. It's such a good. Such a sleigh. It's such a sleigh. What else? happened and stage shows. Lady Wilson was a headliner.

I didn't see those stories yet either. Well, that was the day that. Of the evacuation. So I don't know if she ended up performing. Oh, I guess she did, but Margot didn't go back. That's why I saw it. She was having wine and mac and cheese instead. Sounds like so much fun.

Like, yeah, stageco is so much fun, but like so is having wine and mac and cheese, you know. Sagecoach is so much fun, but so is laying in your bed at home scrolling TikTok. Like, it's hard. It's really hard. And so I guess that's why it's like fun to do both. and I'm sure like laying in bed or having wine and mac and cheese tastes even better after you've been to a stage coach.

Yeah, yeah. No, but it did look really, it looked really fun. It's always a jolly good time. Yeah, country community is just fairly fantastic. And it's funny to watch how like over the years where Coachella has always been this like influencer event,

brands activating everywhere after parties, brands has stage coach like is very slowly becoming a little version of that. Like I feel like when we went, there was maybe one brand, one after party. Yeah. Literally one. And now like a bunch of brands go. It's not as big of a deal.

And obviously like every influencer you know goes to Coachella and maybe like a third of them go to stagecoach. But it is becoming like a little bit more like a little like a brand event and activation. Revolve had a house. Team Mobile brought a bunch of influencers. Sonic. Sonic went with Sonic. Our sister. Satchie had the best sponsors.

Like I'm sorry. You're going to stage coach with Sonic and Applebee's. That I'm jealous of. Yeah. Yeah. And like Sonic gave her a party bus with like a bunch of their refresher drinks. We will have to call her and get the tea. I'm sure she's sitting here.

Yeah. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, refresher drinks. You were like acting like maybe we had a Wi-Fi issue because you were just ignoring me. No, I'm like, this is sad for Sonic? Is Sonic paying us? No. With their refresher drinks?

No. We'll get the tea from her when she wakes up and then we'll tell you everything tomorrow. Next story. I did get a piece of tea that I want to share. Just blow up someone's spot, but I won't. Oh, what? She told us, remember? Margaret had an influencer who wasn't the nicest.

Who? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess that is tea. I guess that qualifies. I'm doing the thing that I hate when people do. Name them. It's like, I met it in England and it's like just say it.

But it's not my story to tell. But like, she wasn't so nice to satchy. She wasn't nice to satchy. I wanted them more, actually. I need to re-rase the text. Sorry, it wasn't that she wasn't that she wasn't nice to satchie. She was just like unpleasant. to be around. Yeah, it's not like she was rude and whatever, but Margot just didn't like

the experience of being around her. Like not a cool girl, not what you would like think of as like having a girl's girl. Fun. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing the thing. It's so annoying. But now I kind of understand why people do it. Like yeah. I don't want to start stuff. I just want to like share a fun fact. Yeah, yeah. Um, okay, next story. Okay, I'll say who it was. It was Shannon Ford. It was Shannon Ford. Shannon Ford is the best sort of in. Unfortunately. If only everyone could be like Shannon, then we have so many friends. It's so true.

You know, all you have to do is be like Shannon. It's everyone else's fault, not ours. We have a lot of friends. Oh my God, we have a million friends. We have so many friends. I don't think of us as like friendless people. Like everyone, we like, we have friends. I think of us as like, I feel like we have actually really good.

We're on good terms with like everyone. We're on good terms with everyone. We have like a couple of close industry friends. We have like like. Of course. We're closer with others. We have lifelong, like, home friends. Yeah, no, I'm talking about, like, in the influencer space.

Because honestly, like, when people talk about Alex Cooper, they say, like, a huge fault of hers is that she has no friends in the industry. Yeah. And so, we're not those people. We have a lot of friends. Yeah, yeah, we do. We have, like, so many. We have, like, 100, like, 105.

It's also compounded because I consider, like, any friend of Satchie's a friend of mine. A friend of the family. They're a family friend. I agree. You know? So, I guess, like, is acquired my friend? I don't think Acquired and Satchier friends, like at all. Not in a bad way.

Like, I just think that they're not friends. There's just like peers, you know, like. And I want to say as a credit to Acquired, if we may go back to her, is that I thought she was going to have so many more influencers like on her bat trip. Like she did not replace however many seats there are on a plane. She didn't give it to like random influencers. Even who she's like friendly with. She brought her home friends and three influencers.

And I think that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Good ratio. Now are we ready for the next story? Number two, yeah. Yeah, number two. It just had a couple false starts.

So I just want to make sure we're done. Yeah. You're done. Bravo says the summer house leak was done by an individual involved in the production of the reunion, as there were no evidence that cast members were involved. So yeah, pretty boring, but Bravo has released a statement. Some nobody. Like some nobody are they even fired?

Like, what's whatever? They absolutely should be fired. The findings of the investigation into the leaked audio from the most recent summerhouse reunion. I mean, how do you not get fired if your boss says it's inappropriate and disgusting and illegal? And illegal. Yeah, no, they're fired. The statement read, an investigation into the recent leak of the summer house reunion audio has concluded that the audio was an unauthorized recording and distributed by an individual involved in the production of the reunion. As a result of the findings, appropriate action has been taken.

There is no evidence that any member of the cast was involved in the recording of the audio. Okay. like less fun because even if you tell me the person's name, like it would mean nothing to me and I don't care. But Carl's been cleared. Huge day for Carl. I would like to know a little bit more about this person. You don't have to give me their name because I don't know them.

But like, what's their role on the show? What did they stand to gain from releasing this? Why don't they care about the show enough to have honored the sanctity of the show? And if they don't care. What did they stand to gain? Because they released it anonymously, I think, on Reddit. So like you don't get clout. You don't get followers.

Like, why? And it wasn't even like that juicy of a clip. And it's like, I'm sure there was more. Producers who are like in like, you know, did it for Reddit clout because they're like in those forums. You know, they probably like did it like to be like to their fellow Redditors. Like look what I got. That's really scary.

That's really scary that you have people working on the show who are engaged in activities like that. Yeah. That's obviously like a threat to everyone in a physical and emotional sense. Yeah. And yeah, if you are a part of a Reddit community, you shouldn't hold any job. let alone like one on the show that you're talking about. That's actually really scary. You never know who lurks behind doors.

Like that's crazy. No, you should not be a part of the Reddit community of the show that you're working on. Like if you want to be on the Reddit community for gardening tips. Of course. No, no, I'm just saying like to be one of those people who like docks is the new cast, me it's like a crazy person. And then you actually work on the show. Although I do think that like the casting crew that are required for a reunion is very different

than the people who like go out to the house and film. It's like probably a larger cast audio people. So maybe it was just like a freelancer who had saw an opportunity and took it. But again, I don't know to what opportunity. Like what do you gain from that? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Very, very weird. But I'm glad that they found it out. I feel like so many times like things get leaked or whatever. And you just sort of have to come to the, you have to be okay with like you never find resolution. You never find out who. Even with the Elite Daily Craig Conno. thing. But we found out like 10 years later that it was Danielle. Remember at Kyle and Amanda's

wedding? It was like this big mystery and they just like never found out. Everybody had their theories. And then they only found out because that pharicazoid told everyone that she did it. That was crazy. That was probably one of the craziest. The show wasn't really that popular at the time. But if it was and like we everybody for years had wondered and then she just came right out and said it. Like that was such a big deal. That's like a scandival of its own. It was so crazy. But it wasn't. Oh, my morning TikTok scroll, I was reminded of the craziest thing because somebody was doing a video

like introducing you to the new cast members in the city. Okay. And of course, we know Whitney, who was on Nick Vile season of The Bachelor, and she's just like a Bachelor influencer Swirley. But I forget that an enormous part of her lore is that she's one of the people

who promoted and went to fire festival. And I need her to talk about that. But she was there eating a cheese sandwich. Oh, she went. And did she stay? Went? Well, I don't know if she was able to get off, but like everyone was pretty much stuck there. Yeah, but there were like a couple influencers who went and like they did have villas. There was no festival, obviously, but they had a fun weekend.

Right, right. I feel like she was the one who posted a picture of the cheese sandwich. Oh, I don't know if she was cheese sandwich. I feel like she was just like with her friends and like they just wound up getting a house in the Bahamas. Sweet. Oh, really? There were a couple influencers who had that experience. Yes, who got like their accommodations.

Yeah, there was a house for them. Interesting. I'm asking chat. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Oh, I don't know if chat is going to like have the archives on Whitney Franzwe's. Yes. She did go to Fire Festival. She was one of the influencers slash attendees who ended up at the festival in 2017.

She wasn't a main promoter. She was an attendee influencer who got caught in the chaos. Like a lot of people there, she shared glances of how messy it got. Okay. If you want, I can pull exact poster stories. Yes, please. Yeah. This is one of those, my chat knows how to talk to me.

Yes, this is one of those deep cut Bachelor lore influencer history things. Oh my God, they really do. So pre-festable, she posted, they deleted or didn't highlight their fire content afterwards. Okay, thanks for nothing. Like, genuinely gave me, give me less. Yeah, the picture of the infamous cheese sandwich Like who took that picture? And like that's exactly

Wow, the pictures are actually worse than I remember Really? Send. Like the pictures of the tents and like the garbage piling up. They don't talk enough about like how That whole saga like for years affected that local community of the Bahamas like so poorly. Yeah.

Damn. That was such a crazy time. That was a crazy time. It's not funny. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Megan the stallion breaks up with Clay Thompson, accuses him of cheating.

Is Clay Thompson on the Knicks? No. But I'm really upset by this. Is he on the Mavericks? Let me just ask Google. Because I saw a picture of him at a Knicks versus Mavericks game. No, he's on the, what was that? Mavericks.

Yes. Oh, wow. That's our team. We have to take responsibility for this. because Megan the Stallion posted that she's made the decision to end her relationship with Clay. Quote, trust, fidelity, and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship. And when those values are compromised, there's no real path forward. I would agree.

I'm taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity. She had also posted an Instagram story saying, quote, cheating, had me around your whole family playing house, got cold feet, holding you down through all of your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season. Now you don't know if you can be monogamous. bitch I need a real break after this one bye y'all no I'm so upset because I actually really liked these two together and she was sharing a lot on tic talk like of her cooking for him like really like wifie type of content and I thought it was so cute and I just like hate when athletes like like what do you surprise me

every once in a while and just like be a good partner I hate when athletes like fall into that trope of just like being womanizers and um like can't stop cheating and it's like on Megan the fucking stallion like I just hate that and I saw a shit to perform I think like a day or two after and she was crying on stage. Like she's really upset. I'm really upset. Yeah. No, that's really upsetting. Like, why can't people just stop cheating? Just stop it. Oh my God. Let's talk about that. No, and the obsession with cheating and acting like monogamy is so hard. And there are people, it's literally not. There are people who like don't think that not cheating is an option. Option. You know, you just like cheat like you breathe. It pisses me like the and it's always men,

mind to. Of course, like, women cheat, but, like, the, it trends towards men. And, yeah, like, the idea that, like, getting into a relationship, you're going to have this challenge. Like, you can be in such a happy, fulfilling good relationship, but the challenge is always there to not, like, accidentally, you know, slip into somebody's vagina. I hate that. And then you think about, like, how, like, 50 years ago, people used to, like, see their wives, like, once a fucking year, okay? Like, they would go to war. And it's like, now you literally can't stop cheating. Yeah. No, unnecessary. And it's really fucked that, like, she took care from all season. and the mood swings has me cracking up.

It has me cracking up too. I think that's probably a really relatable thing if you date an athlete. No, no. Like, I imagine, of course, like a high pressure job. Excuse me, she's Megan the fucking Stanley. You don't think her job is high pressure too. And she also was getting her degree

while working full time. You don't think she wants to take it out on you? But she doesn't because that's not what a good partner does. Yeah. I think that like a lot of people, a lot of wags can relate to, oh, just reminding me, we still haven't found out

who's on the cover of sports. That's really crazy. I kind of like officially don't care. Unless it would be Goldberg. Maybe the cover is the friends we made along the way. Maybe. Also, I want to be honest for a second. I don't understand that statement.

Like everyone says it. Can you explain it to me? Because like, you know, they say like it's not the journey. It's the destination. It's the friends you made along the way. Like so, you know, we never need to find out it's on the cover of the Sports Illustrated because the real part was the friends we made along the way.

Oh, that's cute. Yeah, because I had... Funny little phrase. I had fun. Right. Along the way. So the cover, like, was just about the experience along the way.

Right. It's not the journey. It's the destination. Oh, no. Sorry, it's not the destination. It's a journey. The only thing that could be delaying the cover is they were so compelled by my idea

to have Whoopi Goldberg on the cover that they are... Last minute shoot in Curisau. They are reshooting for Whoopi. With Whoopi. That's a good thesis. I like that theory. I mean, it's better than the idea that it's been like a six week long process.

Right. And it's just going to be like a model. Yeah. If only it would be a model. It's going to be like. Has anybody seen Whoopi Goldberg at any tropical resorts recently? Someone tagged me in like an AI photo of like, Whoopi Goldberg. It's just like looking sexy.

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Lotus season four as the role is being revamped and will. be recast. So White Lotus season four is filming now. They're about a week into production and Helena Bonham Carter is offset. So the, um, an HBO spokesperson released a statement saying, quote, with filming just underway on season four of the White Lotus, it had become apparent that the character, which Mike White created for Helen and Bottom Carter did not align once on set. The role has subsequently been rethought is being rewritten, rewritten, rewritten. And we'll be recast in the coming week. HBO, the producers and Mike White are sad in that they won't get to work with her, but remain Arden fans and very much hope to work with the legendary actress on another project soon.

So this is a very rare recasting for creative reasons on The White Lotus, as Mike White is meticulous about the casting process, finding the actors who best embody his vision for the characters. She was at the top of their wish list for season four. She was actually the first cast of the season. So it's very curious what could have happened. There's a million theories, right? Like, is she difficult to work with?

Was she bad at the job? Like, I have no idea. I also feel like this doesn't happen. Yeah. Like, not even at the White Lotus. I can't really remember a time in which somebody was cast for something. And then the project started shooting and they just like changed it up. Yeah.

Especially such a big star. It might have happened with like a random nobody, but that we don't know about. Yeah. Also, the way that this show is filmed, like, you know, they're all sort of like quarantine in a set. We're filming here for a few weeks. It's like set around the Cann film festival. so it's like very timely and I feel like maybe on other sets it's like oh someone came in it wasn't working we let them go there's not so many eyes on the set the other actors aren't around it's not as big of a deal but I agree it's definitely something that doesn't happen very often so like did she not get along with everyone the reason that they said was that even though the character was quite literally written for her yeah that it just when they got to set it wasn't working yes so as production started and she shot her first scenes Mike white who writes and

directs each episode felt that her character as originally conceived was not what it should be. With the role believed to be central to the season four story, a decision was made to rework it and recast it. So he wrote a character that Helena was perfect for, but that character is not right for the show. I feel like he's sort of falling on the sword here to get her out. Yeah, because even if the character is wrong, they can change a character. She's an actress. She could play anything.

Yeah, but maybe she doesn't like the new character. maybe she's not playing it well. Maybe she's not the actress that they, I think, I don't know anything. There's no way she's not playing it well. She's like one of the most skilled actresses of our time. It's not that, it's not that they're writing a character

that she cannot become. I'm telling you that she's not possible. Or doesn't want to become. Right. But when you think about like her breadth of work, like Princess Margaret and then like Tim Horton, here's the who. Yeah.

Tim Burns. Like, no, Tim Burton. They, she can do anything. So, I don't know. She doesn't like the new character that they're writing. Or it's a bad working relationship. He's saying this to sort of like put us a nice face on it. He doesn't want to piss her off.

Like, but it's not working. I don't know. This is so crazy. And now who replaces? This is just everyone wants to be on the White Lotus. So I don't think they're going to have a hard time. But like nobody wants to come in as like a second choice. I think it's fine.

I think plenty of LA like actors. It's like older woman. Quirky older woman. Quirky. like a Diane Keaton, you know? Yeah. Rest in peace. Yeah, no, I think this is the job actors would actually murder someone for.

Yeah, it's a job of a million girls would want. Like whether you're, it's both. Like it really cements up-and-coming actors, Megan Fahey. And then it also like introduces sort of like a hell like a Parker Posey. Or like a Renaissance. Jennifer Coolidge. A Renaissance. Hopefully A.J. Mishalca.

Oh, yeah. I'm ready for that. I'm ready for the alley in A.J. Mishishol. Yes. So who will it be? Who will it be? I don't know. I feel like on such short notice, they might like pluck from the HBO family, people who have pre-existing contractor, they feel like, Gene Smart. Okay. Works for me. I love her. Yeah. Very curious. I hope we get more info. Yeah, weird. I like, I need a blind item here. What actually happened. Yep. Are you ready?

Even though the White Lotus is like a very well-kept. Yeah, they run a tight ship. We never hear spoilers. We never like get leaked audio from the set like nothing. But then when like they're all doing press, there's so many of them. They all do talk about like the cat, the set dynamic, you know, who like last season, I feel like there were so many like stories from set.

We were always telling like another story from set. Yeah, and Michelle Monaghan was saying that she like had to, they had roommates. She lived with the girls. Parker Posey. Parker Posey. Oh wow. Yeah.

So they all like, it's like a camp, she said. Like they all like swim together. And so maybe. Helen and Bottom Carter didn't love like the bunk. Yeah, maybe she just like wasn't right fit personality wise for the show, even though But I do think that people have such a positive experience on the show because Mike White is like a really normal guy and he's not like a diva or like, you know, James Cameron, like difficult to work, you know, like he's just, I think like a guy. Like I think people really like working with him.

He's on Survivor, you know? Yeah. And School of Rock. Of course, Ned Schneebly. That's crazy. Like you can do anything. If Mike White can go. He's actually the exact. that you can do anything he's like acquired style you know agreed did mike white right school of

rock or he was he just ned schneedley i think he was just med schneedley i think he had more of a role and like all of those things like you wouldn't think a reality tv star from survivor could like go on to yeah he wrote the screenplay oh well good for him but you wouldn't think like you could go from reality tv to be a movie star like ned sneebley no one really can do it who's trying to do it right now oh like morrow no i think he went from ned schnebley to then Survivor. Like I think he was like, he,

I think he had like a rough trajectory. Like, you know, that's so highly when you write a huge movie and like nobody cares. So I think like years later he went on, Survivor.

Survivor in a career low, which ended up being this amazing thing for him because he had this like legendary run on the show. And then he wrote the White Lotus. Which is like the most critically acclaimed commercially successful show of our time right now.

Like it's up there with like Game of Thrones. And, So like you can be, don't be box. Don't feel like you're in a box, you know. It's true. It's actually really inspiring. It is. Yeah.

You can do anything successfully. Like if you put your mind to it, like, and you have a talent. I think he won. I think he won. Like, that's crazy. And you have to have talent. Don't do it without talent.

Oh. Oh. If you're a talentless hacks, stay home. Like, seriously. But nobody wants to be there. But if you have a dream and you have talent, like go for it. Make it happen. Yeah.

Our fifth and final story is some cute and crazy news, I want to call it. Because Jesse Draper has, like, gone Instagram official with a new man who's one of the contestants from Taylor's season. Have you seen this? No, but I saw, is she wearing maroon? Yes. Okay, I think it's staged. I don't think it's staged. They're kissing.

Because I was watching her story this morning. They were kissing. She's serious. She's nutty. And then I had to, like, just. a deep dive on the sky and apparently a few weeks ago he put out a video like hey jessie draper like i want to like go on a date with you whatever and now they're like taking these pictures and smooching in them okay but look i'm sending you this video that i saw today she posted on her story check your

instagram of her and the guy like taking fake photos like look okay it's it's giving staged well i wasn't following the saga at all wait hold on who who posted this video who's andre The photographer, and then Jesse posted that video, like she shared it to her stories. But, okay, they're taking, but, okay, now go to the Brandon guy's profile. I'll send it to you. Brandon purse underscore one. Purse. Purse.

This is such a weird story. Now I have to watch her stories with like a more watchful eye. And go to photo number seven. Okay. I'm on my way. I didn't get it. Where'd you send it to me? Oh, sorry, I didn't send it to you.

I'll send it to you. out you were going to Brandon Purse Underscore. Oh my God, I'm like waiting here for you. There, I sent it. Okay. Brandon. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Well, he's so cute and he's like a farmer. He's so cute. So when I first saw this, I was like, okay, he's really cute. Then I looked at his digital footprint. He has kids. He was on Taylor Season of The Bachelorette.

Wait, but look at what I just sent you. Oh, God. He's like taking a video of his tushy, which is kind of weird. Who is this guy? Like, I'm seriously not okay. I'm cracking up. Seriously, by the way, all of, I had much like Sincereo I did not know any of this was happening.

Also, Mr. USA. Are you serious? Yeah. I didn't know that. I really worry about Jesse. I worry about Jesse because she. She's impressionable. Sure.

She has atrocious taste in men. Like, not only of course. Jordan, like literally the devil. Marciano, like she actually liked him and now I think dated him. Like yucky. Yeah, they were spotted like being like cute and cozy at the Hulu event. More so than the Nashville concert. And I think that more often than not when people accept and like have really bad taste, it speaks to like a sense of low self-esteem. And I just want Jesse to know. Like there's no reason for that. You are so beautiful. You have such a successful business. You're an amazing mom. All the girls love you. You must be like an amazing friend. My sister was quite

dazzled with you when you came on our show. Like, you need to start leveling up. Okay. Aside from the video. You need to acquire some taste. Aside from the video of the tissue and the weirdness. I just want to say, I feel like this could be cute. Now, she said she has a roster right now, so it doesn't make sense.

I don't know, like picking from Taylor's like. Discards. Why? What if Taylor was like, this guy was so nice? He was not for me, but he seems like a really good guy. If that happened. And she is close with Taylor. So I feel like Taylor would have endorsed this and been like, that's a good.

good one wasn't for me you should go out with him because he posted a video like hey jesse like i want to go out with you i heard you single now but what doesn't make sense is like she was seen canoodling last week like on thursday with marciano this guy's like hard launching her today that's not good it seems like he's kind of using her for clout like they are very clout chacey and like for these men are like obviously unemployed extremely thirsty extremely but is it possible they could also be good guys Yes, I want to say that thirst is not, it's obviously a red flag, but it's not an indicator of like, you know, that you can't have true feelings, right? I think there are people who are together who like, you know, thirst off one another and it's quite successful and it's fine. But I think it's like different for a guy to be thirsty in this realm than a girl.

Of course, of course. Of course for us, like that's how we network for girls. Yeah, yeah. For guys, like, no, like go to a, get a job. A meeting, shake a hand. Get a job. Yeah. The funny thing about Marciano is like I just never thought that like I would be doing my

podcast like talking about somebody named Marciano. What about this, Claudia, Marciano Brunette? Is that something? Like, where's he from? Is he French? I just came from Italy. Okay, that's cool. No, I just made that up.

You're right. I don't know. It's just so crazy. Everyone we talk about is like Adam and David and John. And wherever you're talking about somebody named Marciano, like, that's crazy. What do you see from? Marciano Brunette. Every time I see his last name, I'm like, who cares about his hair color?

I feel like if him and Jesse work out, she'll have like a line of shampoo that's like Marciano Brunette. By the way, Jesse, if that's why you're doing it, like, so that you could like trademark the last name, I endorse. So then she could be Jesse Brunner. and like she could have a line of like brunette hair care fucking he's Jackie he's not from Italy close he's from Las Vegas the Italy of the West he was born and oh well oh yeah because they have the Eiffel Tower there so maybe he's from France he was born and raised in the

belagia he was born in the belacia I'm genuinely cracking up um he comes from a boxing family and was named after the heavyweight boxer Rocky Marciano. Oh, that's cool lore. That's cool lore. And Brunette, his father's last name is Montanus. So where does the Brunette come from? I don't know, but his brother is also Brunette. Oh, he is?

Because I remember I saw something I was like, the Brunette brothers. I'm like, who cares about their... Like, you know how articles are always describing people in weird ways? It's his mother's name. So he obviously took his... Tammy Brunette is his mom in case anyone was wondering. That's beautiful, though.

He obviously respects his mother. That's very, like, feminist, very herstery, taking your mom's last name. Do we ship? No. No. Okay. Yeah, like, articles would be like,

Demi and Brunette. I'm like, why can you just say his name? No, it's like, yeah, like, draper and brunette. Yeah, like, as if she was spotted with, like, a brown-haired male. Right. Like mysterious male brunette. It's simpler like Harry Styles. Like just a last name that's throwing us.

Right. It's confusing. Yeah. Well, I don't know if she's dating this tushy cowboy, but I hope she's not, honestly. Like, I really, I hope she's not. After talking about it, they both seem like great guys. I can understand why she's having a hard time making a decision. For sure. Like, for sure.

For sure. I don't know. I thought it was cute a little bit. it. Well, the place looks beautiful. It always does. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tosomalani Morning Show where we deliver the fast-time stories. We need to know everybody on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't ever to subscribe and give us video thumbs up. We're also available podcasts anywhere. Podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, Apple Podcast, and that's it. Love ya. Oh, so find us wherever you get your podcast, leave a five-star review about

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