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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast.
Happy Friday.
Finally.
Like, are you kidding?
Finally.
Every day has felt like Friday this week.
And now that it's Friday, of course, it doesn't feel like Friday.
So much to do.
So much to see.
It's such a busy Friday.
Jackie and I are exhausted.
Podcast, podcast, podcast, live show, live show, live show.
To millions.
It has been a fulfilling but tiring week.
We are really looking forward to just sort of recharging this week.
We're not even recharging because we're going to Luke Holmes.
Correct.
That's not a charge.
I keep forgetting that we're going to Luke Holmes.
That's a battery drain.
So we need to do a supercharge.
We need a lightning cable.
That was a percent.
In the next 24 hours.
Fucking go.
I guess 24 hours is enough to get ready.
Jackie, we can sleep when we're done.
I take umbrage with that statement.
I agree.
I think it puts like a bad name on sleep.
Gives it a bad rap when like I think sleep is so precious.
A thousand percent.
And not to be shirked.
No, not to have 1,000% not to be shirked.
Not to be shirked.
That's why we have aura rings because we prioritize sleep.
And we prioritize joy. That's why we have aura rings. Cause we prioritize sleep and we prioritize joy.
That's why we have aura rings.
And that's why we absolutely slayed the house down boots,
Houston.
We are deceased.
These last two nights at the West Hampton beach performing art center.
If you were there,
thank you so much.
If you're coming to a show next week or our future live shows at the beacon theater in New York city,
we cannot wait to see you.
The live show is getting to a place where like one,
we are crushing.
Yeah.
We're sort of like in it now.
It's not this,
it's not this new thing. We've just sort of like become it's very routine for us now
and less surprises for us still so many surprises for the people in the audience i think like the
real surprise for us is like what will we wear because i'm getting to a place where i'm really
at the bottom of the barrel of my my selects i think we are going to start switching trying on
each other's dresses as we should of all
the dresses that i've worn what would you be most interested in wearing beacon included i have to
see what you the first night you wore the denim the second night i wore the pink with the feathery
yes and then the first night of white with the big rose for wapak oh i think i did i say i like
that i don't remember i feel like I wanted to try that on.
And then Love Shack Fancy Floral.
And then last night I wore a romper.
Try on Love Shack Fancy Floral.
I want to try on your Love Shack Fancy white ruffled moment as well.
You're welcome to it.
So yeah, just laying the house down.
Nothing to see here.
Owning the Hamptons.
We run this fucking town, bitch.
We really, really do.
I know, but we're running it from the comfort of our home and the West Hampton Beach Performing
Arts Center. I can't believe next're running it from the comfort of our home and the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center.
I can't believe next week is our last WIPOC show.
The West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center
has become like a second home to us.
It really has.
And the staff, there are family.
There are family.
There are family.
No, it really has been so great.
You're right.
I can't believe they really breeze by.
Two in a week is always, you know, it's tough.
Back to back, you know, performing for millions.
Yeah.
So we've got one
left i there aren't any tickets so not to be annoying and like promote it if you can't even
come but then we are doing two massive shows to sort of bookend this journey back at the beacon
theater our real second home yeah our residency continues we are in residence at the beacon
theater we're kind of residents in residence we're residents like doctors oh but and we're also in
residence a thousand percent we also have a great show today kind of a lot going on in the world
that we need to discuss like and thankfully last night at the live show some like things had
happened in real time that we were able to like debrief quickly but there's a lot of news in the
pop culture world very rare be rare for a summer friday. So we're feeling blessed. Yeah, there's a lot to talk about.
Things in which to discuss.
Yeah, strong stories.
We'll get to them.
Some updates from the week.
One of my favorite sagas of the week,
which you would think would be Scandival.
It's not.
No, I said that yesterday.
I think on the show,
I was like, I am over Scandival
in the most serious way.
To the untrained eye,
like Scandival is the pop culture saga of the week,
like the lawsuit, whatever.
That's not my saga. Let me guess what your saga is your saga adidas no another thing that i'm excited to talk about but not like
what is your saga because that's an unfortunate saga you know what doesn't bring me joy can you
spoiler alert the peeps like what is your saga Like what's the story that you're really looking forward to talking about?
Like the love triangle that nobody ever asked for.
Aurora Coppo, Bethany Frankel.
I saw that there was an update.
And the thing is, it's a great story for a multitude of reasons because it's so random.
And like there's something for everyone.
But also because so much of it is centered around her podcast.
And we literally love to see female podcasters out here making waves with their
shows yes and dear media like it's personal for us as well it's almost as if we're a part of it
yeah in a small but important way it does feel that way but i also feel like a part of it because
like they're every character someone can relate to them even if you just like real housewives of
new york and so you're writing with bethany but like each character means something to me
no of course not to make everything about us but this story is extremely toast coded it really is
so I'm excited yes I saw that story that we'll we'll finish out the week we will sort of wrapping
that up yeah and before we do that what's new with you I mean I've been with you every minute
I know like seriously how was your sleep you know it was kind of that's the only time we're not
together as performers I'm sure you understand now what i've been saying for years as performers it's hard to
just you know finish a show and go to sleep you're just sort of on that high you're feeling electric
you're feeling the crowd cheering singing dancing screaming crying throwing up it's hard to just
flip a switch it and head straight to bed i guess i didn't head straight to bed because there was
some sourdough that needed to get stretched some no not stretched but assembled the more this morning was stretched approved overnight looking so
beautiful i need to shout out nico nicole combs because she gave me her starter ratio what did
you call it nico you gave me she gave me whore i did not her starter ratio how she feeds her
starter because my starter grows but like it doesn't
double, triple in size the way other people's does.
So she gave me her ratio and the first day, like I was hitting, I was hitting the top
of the, of the top of the jar.
And I'm really excited because you got flowers for your birthday from like books or whatever.
And they give you like the vase separately.
It's the biggest mason jar vase I've ever seen.
So I did my starter in it.
Oh, smart.
It was like so unnecessary.
Beyond.
And it didn't come with a lid though.
So what do you do?
I use my old lid.
And you don't need to screw on the lid tight for your starter.
It should just be loose.
So it doesn't matter that it doesn't shut.
And I just, I'm not making like six loaves of bread.
So I don't need it.
But it just made me feel.
But we can make discard sandwich bread.
We can make discard pie crust.
We can make whatever we want, Jackie. The world is oyster it's a fucking friday it is so i think i'm gonna
just like make a ton of loaves i my goal for today is get hillary soto a loaf oh i'm leaving
at like 12 30 it's proofing in the fridge like okay i just have to and the oven's preheating
like i'm on schedule i'm on target okay because i don't want people to say like oh she's the girl
who tells everyone she's
going to make them a loaf of bread and she doesn't do it right yeah you're kind of being like the
girl who cried loaf yeah who's like oh i'll gift you a loaf is the loaf in the room with us no
it will be today plus we're seeing dana this weekend so i want to give her a loaf yeah there
are so many people who've been so supportive of your journey and now that you're at this
place you're not going to forget all those who helped you get to where you are so many people who've been so supportive of your journey. And now that you're at this place, you're not going to forget all those who helped you
get to where you are.
So you're going to pay it back very, you know, like a celebrity who stays friends with his
high school friends.
Yeah.
And I feel like every day there's someone that's like, oh, damn, I should have given
them a loaf.
Yeah.
But it's not so easy like to give a loaf.
No.
But if I start making two loaves at a time, like I'll always have a spare and air and
a spare.
And if I don't have someone to gift it to, we'll eat it.
One thing about us, we will eat it. We will. Whatever gift it to we'll eat it one thing about us we will eat it we will
whatever it is we will eat it it will be consumed by us did you eat anything especially delicious
yesterday because i did well we had a really good dinner at the wapok we're getting into a really
good groove because like it's our second home right we kind of become familiar you know all
the local joints and we found like our favorite spot to order dinner from. So I had like a big fat dinner.
It was so good.
It was the first time I came from home from the show and I wasn't like, hey, what was
for dinner, guys?
Yeah.
11 o'clock.
Is there a piece of pizza?
Literally.
I had the, you know, because like you said.
No, I did go into the kitchen and there was like some leftover Chinese food and I had
string beans.
Like you said, we are sort of locals at this point, extremely familiar with the local spots
and they know us.
They're like, oh, these big fatties at the webhack ordered again they threw in a dessert they
thought we might like they were right i had one of the most delicious desserts i've ever had in my
life last night and it was creative it's called the flower pot so it comes in like a terracotta
pot but because we did take out we didn't get it we got tupperware and it's like vanilla ice cream
chocolate mousse and then crushed oreo on top so that when it's all in this terracotta vase if you
will it looks like a plant so it's called the flower pot or whatever that shit was so fucking
good if a dessert has oreo crushed or otherwise i'm nine times out of ten i'm gonna like it but
i also i love a layer like i guess it's called it's not a seven layer cake but like it's like
a dip no no a seven layer cake is like no no like layers But what's it called? Like a trifle. A trifle. Yeah.
It was a trifle.
But a trifle, it has like custard and jam.
There was not custard, but it was a trifle.
You know what my favorite like layered trifle dessert vibe is?
Do you know what I'm about to say?
It's like a childhood thing of ours.
No.
Uncle Ross.
Oh, yeah.
But like, sure.
What holiday was that for?
I feel like it was like New Year's. Maybe. But yeah, I just didn't think that's what you were going to say. sure. What holiday was that for? I feel like it was like New Year's.
Maybe, but yeah, I just didn't think that's what you were going to say.
Yeah, and what was in that?
Like our uncle.
I thought you were going to say something that like people could get, you know, like.
No, you can't get it because you want to know why?
It's very special.
Because you don't know Uncle Ross.
And Uncle Ross is a doctor and his patients just love Uncle Ross.
And one of the patients every year like makes this dessert and he brings it.
What holiday is it?
Whenever we're there.
It's like a holiday we would always be at our cousins for whatever well that would be passover but is it
no it's not it's not i feel like it was new year's we located new years a lot at uncle ross's house
and it's this big ass bowl like you never saw a bowl and it's clear so you can see and it literally
it looks like clear i think it's it has nilla wafers i think it has some sort of pudding
some sort of crunchy top like and then it keeps going and going
I think people make stuff like that all the time should we make one drop your favorite trifle
recipe I'll make one and what is the word because it's not trifle it's trifle no trifle is a very
specific British dish because if you watch friends you know um custard jam and wafers
custard jam wafers something you can have different kinds of trifle.
Oh, I don't know if you're right about that.
Here.
Oh, a traditional English trifle, right?
Beef sauteed with peas.
And it's like a fruit salad, yucky.
Yeah.
Like I said, custard and jam.
50 best trifle recipes.
And like, they're all different vibes.
Oh, yeah.
That's us.
Oh, and that glass dish you
put it in that has a stand is so classic uncle ross you need one it's so trifle it's trifling
you're a trifling ass hoe bitch okay we are just like a couple of trifling ass hoes like did you
see how short our dresses were this week we're hoes mine was actually like the longest it's been
yeah your dress last night was very brie vandekamp coated like it was very appropriate
to the knee sneer sneer she's modest she is we've got a great show i feel like the stories are
actually going to take a substantial chunk so yeah let's not dilly dally too much and let's
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first story is
kind of big news of the day and it's probably affecting you in one way or another okay um it's
what everybody's talking about at the moment the name on everybody's lips crowd strike also
microsoft but it's crowd strikes yeah yeah of course they work with microsoft so it's like
bringing microsoft down microsoft isn't functioning flights have been grounded travelers stranded
airport is completely closed my husband's at the airport this morning his original flight was canceled and then he got on a different flight
on a different airline in the morning wait i didn't know that i know well it all happened
like while you didn't share that this morning it just like so is he on the plane he's good okay
like it didn't really his day is gonna be fine right but he's very lucky he was affected i'm
like looking at these pictures of the airport
like looking for he's there he's in the background he's literally in those photos of the guardian jfk
but also like olivia went to pick up and this is really where it hits hard she went to pick up her
starbucks this morning and she used the app and placed her order and then there was a note outside
starbucks that said like our system is down like get a refund oh my god yeah okay so like this
technology crowd
surf what's it called crowd strike it's a security technology that launched an update overnight you
know classic stuff classic update overnight your software but it was faulty and so it like fucked
up all these like and you would like all the things that you wouldn't even realize like like
the computer at starbucks right everyone i guess uses this company yeah except i went to cbs and I was able to purchase and I was able to use Apple Pay so that was good yeah because Apple
is not slobs like this Apple like seriously Tim Cook is not a slob like the machine that you like
Bing to does that use CrowdStrike like you just but anyways it was fine I don't know it makes you
think it does and like don't just like think that you could just shop till you drop today I know a
lot of you guys were planning to do you think that like our business will be affected at all like right now we haven't used
the internet yet like we're just recording but when we start uploading to our channels I know
that our podcast like back end is powered by Amazon okay they own the company that we use
just like a fun fact um YouTube I don't know I don't think so but i think so either what i also take solace in
is like anything that goes wrong today oh like my sourdough didn't rise crowd strike correct like i
look fat in these pants crowd strike blame it on the strike you're looking for me oh i'm sorry i
missed your email crowd strike correct i didn't get your phone call crowd strike things like this
i like i really i don't want it to affect us because I want to get the episode out in a timely manner.
Of course, that's my number one priority.
We could have literally recorded at 3 o'clock today and been like, crowd strike.
But I do feel a little left out.
Oh, well, I feel like Zach's situation is...
We're a part of it.
Yeah, you could also maybe make Olivia order a coffee just to have it canceled.
Was Olivia devastated?
I wouldn't say she was devastated.
Crestfallen?
It was a bummer.
It's a bummer.
That's a perfect word.
I think for a lot of people whose jobs,
like corporate jobs rely heavily on this technology on a summer Friday,
like kind of having this major excuse not to participate in your nine to five.
I love that.
Yeah.
I think it affected like Microsoft Office and all of those things.
So people-
Salesforce, it's like the biggest company.
It's owned by Microsoft, right?
Won't have to like do that sort of work today.
Definitely frustrating for airlines travelers.
This is also perhaps the biggest cybersecurity outage
of all time.
Damn.
So like that's just not good.
I do feel like cybersecurity is like constantly one upping
that record of like the biggest breach of all time.
I feel like every time like that AT&T thing a couple of weeks ago where like that weird thing happened
like that was the biggest it's like they just get this this record sort of means nothing because
someone will break it in a couple of weeks i also am just glad that it was a fuck up and not
a security you know sometimes these things happen and they never tell us what happened but it was
like your data hackers like we're finished they have control yeah the whole grid like it's over for you party anything you've
ever put on the internet is no longer secure your identity could be stolen just like take it away
yeah but if this is just a faulty update like okay mistakes happen we're all human you know
it's definitely inconveniencing a lot of people like i had no plans to travel anywhere but like
if i was at the airport this day like seriously I would kill someone um but I do then think you know I think this is a kind of a great day to be Brian
Kelly I'm sure he is booked and busy on the news channels I'm sure Kelly Ripa is calling him up
everybody like I wouldn't be surprised to turn on the tv he's on he's on television this is sort of
like his day his his super bowl yeah anytime there's like a major crisis like remember recently
like southwest their like whole
system went down who do you who are you gonna call brian kelly well he must be really busy
these days because the airlines are just the one thing about brian like can't get it together
always on tv because there's always drama in the aviation space like boeing
boeing could boeing employed for a while for a a lifetime. Must be nice. TV hit after TV hit.
Yeah.
Well, thus far, my life doesn't seem to be like incredibly affected.
So not to make everything about me, I'm happy.
And I feel like the people that I do know that this does affect,
like just don't have to work today.
And I love that.
I have yet to see like a really upsetting way in which it's affecting someone.
And I hope that it really hasn't like been horrible for anyone well you think about like everyone traveling on a summer friday going to like a
wedding or something and maybe not making it that's sad yeah that's not like devastating
i haven't so barring tragedy we should be okay we will persevere yeah as a country yeah so if
you're dealing with that today you know take, take the swirly summer Friday off.
Yeah.
Definitely use it as excuse.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Like you're breaking up.
Crowd serve.
Yeah.
Bye bye.
Crowd net.
What's it called?
Crowd strike.
I don't know why that's like not sticking.
And the CEO like put out a statement.
He addressed the outages.
He said, we're deeply sorry for the impact that we've caused to customers, to travelers,
to anyone affected by this. So apparently if you work in the tech and software space like issuing
updates is like really a very routine thing um and it's like a couple of engineers who are
responsible usually just like fixes bugs or whatever um so there's like a handful of people
who are solely responsible for this nationwide crisis and i can only imagine the morning that
those people are having so they have my thoughts and prayers like they're just doing their jobs i
don't think they're nefarious actors yeah he said it wasn't
a cyber attack it was related to this content update the system was sent an update and that
update had a software bug right and caused an issue with the microsoft operating system so
like one of the engineers coded it wrong and he is probably seriously pittsville usa population him
yeah i i think that's a fair like i don't feel bad that he has a pit today no but like if
that were me like the anxiety you get fired for that yeah someone has to get fired for this i know
but it's like you just like people are allowed to make mistakes at their job for sure but like
sometimes you make a mistake at your job that's so catastrophic that you lose your job it's a
fireable offense yeah yeah and i would say this is one of those yeah i would say that oh i would
say that as well i would i would also say that for crowd strike like someone
needs to get fired for them to move forward like publicly like heads will roll very much like we
need a fall guy like tom sandoval did to his lawyer last night yes exactly do you want to talk
about that next i mean i thought it would be a good segue it was a good even though it's not the
second most important story of the day by any means it's not the second story i want to talk
about the most.
But let's get it over with because I hate this person.
Now we're in it.
Okay.
And now we've said it.
So update from yesterday, Tom suing Ariana for accessing his phone.
Then last night he dropped the lawsuit against Ariana and said,
in no way am I suing Ariana.
Okay.
Well, color us confused.
Tom Sandoval has dropped the lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, Ariana Maddox,
in which he alleged she invaded his privacy
and distributed explicit videos of him
and Rachel Levis without his permission.
So he, on Thursday, issued a statement to Instagram
announcing that he has fired his lawyer
and dropped the suit.
He said that that lawyer had advised him on Tuesday
about the cross-complaint in the lawsuit
against myself and Ariana.
He assured me that the action was customary and strictly preventative in these types of lawsuits and urged me to agree to it.
The words new lawsuit or suing were never articulated to him.
I should have done more of my due diligence on the matter upon realizing what this action actually means.
I have removed Matt from my legal team.
In no way am I suing Ariana.
The action against Ariana brought on my behalf is being removed.
I hold no ill will or am I suing Ariana. The action against Ariana brought on my behalf is being removed.
I hold no ill will or vindictiveness toward Ariana.
Now I have something to say,
like as if I actually couldn't have less respect for this person,
this response is so weenie because as we discussed yesterday, like the legal move,
like the move of,
it didn't make sense.
It is a way to shift blame from what they're being.
Ariana and Tom are being sued for X, right? So Tom suing Ariana really is like a good move to be like,
listen, I'm putting blame on her, not on me. And there kind of is video proof of Ariana allegedly
admitting to sending herself those videos. So I actually, I didn't think it was a bad move.
I actually think that lawyer was just doing his job. No, it's a good move in the court,
but not in the court of public opinion.
But that's not Tom's lawyer's job to think about.
I am not mad at Tom's lawyer.
Clearly the court of public opinion right now
means more to Tom.
However, he's never going to be the darling.
I think more so the ire from his castmates
is what caused him to split
because he can't be on the show
if none of them will film with him. And I think I could just like see Sheena calling him and then he you know rescinding on
this and backtracking I think he'd rather just like pay Raquel and deal with the legal repercussions
than have to like go through another season of trying to make inroads with the cast for sure and
I understand why he did but also at the end of the day like when the situation is as big as
Scandaval was
and like everything you do to Ariana legally
ends up in the press,
like you would think he would have paid
a little bit more attention
to that phone call with his lawyer.
Yeah, but legal, I could see him like not
listening to legal jargon.
No, for sure.
But like the stakes are high.
This would become headline news,
the next legal thing that they did
if it was just like legal minutia.
I think at this point, like the stakes are so high. Every time they do something, it's just like legal minutia. I think at this point,
like the stakes are so high.
Every time they do something,
it's still like worldwide news.
Like just pay attention,
please.
Yeah.
So I guess this is good for Ariana.
People were really upset that he was doing this.
So let's like take back these two days ago.
Control Z.
Like now I feel the way I felt two days ago,
which was still apathy.
Right.
We're back.
Yeah.
We're back to that.
We're back to literally not caring.
I'm so over this.
Like I can't really stress the levels of which I am over it.
Yes.
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Great.
Are you ready for our next story?
I am.
I really am. i mean that this
is the upsetting news of the day like seriously insane moron oh yeah stupidity adidas is revising
their bella hadid ad and apologizing for their unintentional reference to the deadly munich
olympics i hate when you unintentionally reference deadly olympics it happens to me all the time like
an olympics where jews were killed can you yeah give like a full backstory and munich is like kind of a blind
spot in my i don't know a ton about munich it's like obviously before my time um so for if anyone
might be in the same position as me give us like a full rundown of everything so adidas is now
walking back their campaign with bella hadid after backlash the company announced that they will be
revising their latest ad the ad featured bella hadid in a coveted classic sneaker from the 70s to honor the 52nd anniversary
of the Munich Olympics.
So here's what Adidas thought they were doing.
The 1974 Munich Olympics were the first Olympics held in Germany since World War II.
Got it.
I guess we put them in a corner.
And that was supposed to be like the big thing for them.
Okay.
And Adidas is a German company.
We know.
So it's the 50th anniversary of when they held the Olympics.
When they got like the privilege back after like being punished for being so fucking crazy.
Right.
Okay.
I don't know why they thought.
It's a weird thing to celebrate.
I don't know why they thought like the German Olympics like were the headline of that when
the headline is what happened at the Munich Olympics.
Right. the German Olympics like were the headline of that when the headline is what happened at the Munich Olympics right which was that a group of Palestinian terrorists kidnapped and held hostage and murdered the Israeli wrestling team in a brutal horrible way so first they went into the
room they I think at first they killed like the hotel room yeah they killed two members of the
team they took the rest hostage it was like an ongoing hostage and they round up i mean they maim them dismember them like you know what yeah what they do what they do um
and then they murdered all of them damn so they wanted to commemorate that olympics and their big
ugly sneaker and they thought the best person to do that would be bella hadid world-renowned
anti-semite you couldn't have missed this like unless you are a brain dead
fucking moron working at adidas which i think if you have a high power job there you can't be that
brain you're not to me this is intentional to me this is balenciaga with the kids it's like
sometimes these signaling right sometimes these things happen where i actually can see how like
maybe someone thought this was a good idea and didn't see what we all ended up seeing like I felt that way about um the uh the bumble ads about virginity
like I could see them thinking that was funny and not seeing the reaction that it ended up having
like an a lens that might be less obvious this to me is the same as blance balenciaga there is no
way there wasn't bad mal intent here to celebrate the Munich Olympics is just a weird thing
to do because nobody remembers anything about the Munich Olympics other than that.
Other than Munich.
Like it was a movie.
There's a movie.
Yeah.
Also, I had said it was the 50th anniversary, which would have made it more commemorative.
It's the 52nd anniversary.
Not a number worth celebrating.
Not a number worth celebrating.
Not a sneaker worth bringing back.
And then the whole campaign is like red.
It's giving blood and it's giving terrorism.
Yeah. And the, the sheer fact that the, the star of this, there are so
many things like, well, maybe if they didn't do X, I could see how they thought this was a good
idea. But the, the Bella Hadid of it all takes us to a level. Bella Hadid is like a very, very
well-known. She's lost many, many jobs. She used to be the face of a lot of major companies and
they're sort of dwindling because she's become this polarizing figure who shares the most insane like terrorist propaganda and actual lies on her social media.
And I think it's really affected her career.
So a her getting an Adidas campaign.
These aren't campaigns she really gets that much anymore.
And for it to be this one.
And I think also if Bella Hadid just got a campaign like we're like whatever that's a brand.
That's what they want to do.
Right.
Whatever.
Whatever. For it to be this campaign like it's very terrorist coded it's anti-semitic coded for sure
and i feel like when we look at these situations we're always like really to get something past
the creative team the marketing team the business development myself in the shoes of a brain dead
moron and say hmm i understand how this made it to. Maybe they didn't see it.
But there's nothing else about this.
There's no other story that they're telling.
52nd Olympics?
And you know, I was just saying.
This ugly shoe that looks like all their other shoes.
I was just saying that like Adidas, no, not Adidas.
I was saying like, you know, I've been really tough on Germany with my Holocaust jokes.
And you know, I feel like in recent years, they've actually made a lot of strides in fighting anti-semitism they're really supportive of israel and bringing
the hostages home and this is just kind of like a big x in their column for me you know adidas
if you will and then they also just have like kind of a murky track record like with kanye they took
like forever to do something about kanye like i don't know adidas isn't giving ally adidas for me
is over partying like once I'm out,
I'm out Balenciaga.
Those bags are always on sale.
And the little ones aren't horrible.
No,
I actually really like those like little,
but like I would never,
never.
And compared to actually Balenciaga,
like I would sooner buy Balenciaga now than I would Adidas.
Ooh,
that's a good question.
Well,
Adidas is so fresh.
And like,
not that anybody's asking no no but i
think it's been over here this is the absolute like worst thing thing possible there's no even
way i can conceive of like oh maybe they missed that like with the images like it was all just
like no balenciaga versus adidas in this moment it is giving for lack of a better reference a
sophie's choice which is we all know is very holocaust coded term i don't know this is so fresh and this is so personal to me obviously
um this is abhorrent like truly crazy and i don't know do better in a very literal unironic way
do better and so i do feel like it was intentional even though they say it's unintentional and now
they're kind of walking it back they took down the pictures of her on social media but they still have the like
campaign up and she's still in the pictures on their website she's the problem of course
was going to happen the campaign itself is is a problem too Bella adds to the fuel to the fire but
the whole thing is bad it's not just Bella when you say Munich Olympics like it's just the murder
like the murder that's the story i need to watch
that steven spielberg movie yeah because i don't know a lot about it but it's just like a part of
history that i obviously like need to be more educated on it's so upsetting i know and we're
like supposed to be excited about the olympics and you have to bring it back to munich like
seriously who the fuck thought that was a good idea and totally and the 52nd anniversary like
who gives a fuck? Objection relevance.
No, literally.
And I guess like if you wanted to wait, wait eight years because in four years, the next Olympics and then a four years, the 60th, like if you had to.
So you went out of your way given like record high antisemitism.
You wanted to join in on like the watermelon antisemitism social media party.
Congratulations.
You played yourself, bitch.
Yeah.
And it's so intentional that I'm like oh why are they even
backtracking like this is what they intended to put out true you couldn't have missed it so like
you know what like double down like stand like have a spine yeah hate oh my god i don't by the
way i don't even own anything adidas so like this is not hard for me yeah i'm much more of a nike
supporter i i don't think i own anything adidas but if I do either trash trash I hate you
with my whole fucking pussy bitch so crazy no really like so crazy so it's so stupid that I
just don't think it's stupidity that's how I feel right no no it's it's giving intent no one could
be that stupid sometimes it's like intent versus impact, right?
Like you never intend to have,
like let's say you're doing a campaign or whatever it is
and you never intend the impact that it ends up having
and you didn't see it turning out this way.
And like, I can actually really understand that.
And that's why I'm really never one to be like,
I hate you, do better in like a real way.
This to me is so clear.
Like the intent was hatefulness.
Yeah.
That I hate you right back.
I'm a big customer to lose, bitch and i'm fat as fuck so my sneakers wear out really quickly i
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Our next story, the love triangle slash feud that I never saw coming.
Aurora Culpo is blasting bitter and petty Bethany Frankel for revealing her breakup from Paul Burnham.
To me, this is the more interesting part of the saga.
Like because-
Aurora v. Bethany.
Bethany versus Aurora v. Paul.
Like, okay, whatever, things don't work out. And also she just had like nice things to say about him. Yeah, boring. Respect each other. Like where's the tea? part of the saga like because aurora v bethany versus aurora v paul like okay whatever things
don't work out and also she just had like nice things to say about yeah boring respect each other
like where's the tea drag her here it is so aurora shared in her podcast that she was put in a
position to respond because of how the real houses of new york city star aired the details of her
personal life she said quote psa guys it's not a good look to announce the breakup of your ex
boyfriend with his new girlfriend yeah it looks petty it looks guys, it's not a good look to announce the breakup of your ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.
Yeah, it looks petty, looks bigger, and it's not your story to tell.
But she did. That is a factual statement.
She also had suggested that he dumped her in part because she discussed him on her podcast, despite wanting to remain anonymous.
She said, you got to let me know that you don't want to be spoken about at all.
Otherwise, I can't really help it if you don't remain anonymous anymore.
And I can't really take responsibility for the way that people in your past might feel about the way I talk about my anonymous boyfriend on my podcast.
Yeah.
Paul,
I feel like is always like about anonymity and not wanting to be famous.
Like why does he only date famous women?
I don't know.
I don't think he's all about anonymity because he's also a producer,
but I do think like she talked about anima because he's also a producer but i do think
like she talked about the relationship in its infancy like that well that's just superstition
like i would never yeah and it would it would it just it puts a big spotlight on something that's
like not matured but i feel like she wasn't talking like we didn't know she was talking
about him until that paparazzi picture of them which was out of her control right and it all
happened at the same time and then all of a sudden like he's headline news and i don't think
he ever wants one of that line yeah but she also detailed the way that they got together she told
her listeners that he reached out to do a podcast with her after hearing her talk about a former
relationship they had meetings over zoom and ultimately hit it off with a podcast like episode
or he wanted to produce a podcast for her i think maybe he wanted to go on her podcast or i thought he wanted to remain anonymous or have her on his so yeah it's like i just want to say he
sounds like hella toxic it's no it's just a little confusing because it's like okay so you like that
i podcasting you like what i say and i talk about relationships but now it's a little too real for
you correct yeah confusing so she bethany had said on her podcast that it was gutting to witness her ex move on with a much younger woman.
She also believed Aurora learned a lot after speaking publicly of the new romance because it cost her the relationship.
No, Bethany is so wrong for this.
Like seriously.
And it does.
Aurora is right.
Like it does make Bethany look like this bitter ex.
Because like say what you want.
Aurora is not like some 17 year old bimbo.
Like she's a smart
successful mother like that's like really like he that was a good match for him right and so
and like it was it was a serious move not like a rebound sort of fling so I imagine it was difficult
for Bethany to see that yeah and it's somebody like Bethany said not me younger yeah who's also i think very similar to bethany
yeah like outspoken strong woman yeah mother right opinionated right and so that like hurts
yeah it was like i liked you but just control change a few things yeah right so
i stand with aurora I stand with Aurora.
Yeah.
And it's because I like Aurora,
but also like objectively in the situation,
like Bethany was wrong for that.
Like seriously,
like it also,
but Bethany's always doing things that I like,
I would never do.
And like making herself look like a little.
And just like speaking on things that.
She has no business speaking on.
And especially in this situation, she could have just let the chips fall where they may.
Right.
Right.
I mean,
it's always best to let the chips fall where they may.
And I still think like Aurora and Paul could have made it work.
Well, there might be hope for them yet.
But Aurora keeps saying like it wouldn't have worked anyway.
I want more kids.
I don't want to close that door.
However, I think like if they were true lovers and like she wanted more kids like and.
He would be like, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like not even a big deal for you to have more kids.
It's not like you're carrying them and doing 90% of the work.
So just like. So I think they could have made it work well if their
circumstances maybe once all this like drama fizzles down like right now it's too high stakes
it's like this is exactly what he didn't want right so let's give it some time and maybe he'll
like miss aurora right his bed will feel empty yeah yeah okay well i'm looking forward if they
don't get back together and get married and have kids i'm looking forward to seeing who they both
get together with they're both we should add them
to the list of singles like they're both really eligible you know well-connected
and let me see if i have anyone for them oh yeah aurora and joe mancinello
uh no chloe and paul bernan wants kids he's seeing someone oh right right that just like
doesn't work for me i know because it's like
a no name i have it and i actually think like they would be perfect who aurora and elon oh my god i
can't with you like aurora and elon you guys i actually do think i do think they would be perfect
like they i think they're both very like free thinking and they align politically yeah no i
know just spiritually out of the box you know
i wouldn't be surprised if she has a tesla totally it's actually like not a bad call
it's not a bad call love her yeah but i seriously i don't i don't really wish that for her i think
it's a tough life being like one of elon's girls it is you would know and i would know from his book
no from your experience a very toxic partner Yeah, he's not like thoughtful or like helpful or kind.
No, no.
He's just kind of like in and out.
Or gracious.
Working on his rockets.
Yeah, no, it's like you have a date night.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
We're going to the moon.
Yeah, I don't think it's like a whirlwind romance.
You're getting swept off your feet by Elon.
I think there is sometimes some of that,
but like not enough to justify the rest of it.
Correct.
Like he doesn't take vacations.
You sound like you're speaking from experience.
No, like from the book.
Not from your whirlwind romance with Elon?
No, like I think there's like a vacation sometimes, but he doesn't even own a home.
Right.
No, so it's like we're just like crowd surfing.
He lives literally in a shack next to the rocket.
Like, is that what you want?
That's so Elon.
That's so Elon.
Okay, well, are you ready?
I just want to say that
couldn't be me if i had as much money as elon but i know you guys know that of course we know that
and like he's like sleeps on his friend's couches could not be me if i was a billionaire or even
like you know a multi multi multi millionaire yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story
yeah a little more splitsville news oh no oh my god i love this story dubai princess divorces her husband via
savage instagram message seemingly accusing him of cheating now like normally we wouldn't really
be covering like royal like it's not royals that we know you know royal divorce news but the sleigh
the absolute evisceration from this queenie or shall i say princess it was an evisceration and
she is the daughter of dubai's
current ruler so she is the royal in this royal marriage got it so he's just like an outsider
who's been philandering back to being a commoner love that but i do think she wouldn't act this
she wouldn't have done this if she wasn't like the royal with her position secured like if
if she was going to be if she has nothing to lose right so yeah he lost his title right and
everything she took to instagram with a savage post aimed at her ex-husband now she wrote quote
dear husband as you are occupied with other companions i hereby declare our divorce i
divorce you i divorce you and i divorce you take care your ex-wife absolutely savage for me um like
i was like eating up every second of this
story but i also had to put my detective goggles on and i know you guys are always gonna say trinity
you always just jump to this conclusion but i do think her use of the word companion a gender
neutral term was extremely intentional and i do feel like perhaps he is cheating on her and is gay
that's just the vibe that i got yeah or but i bye. But I know with like to your toasters, I'm always jumping to like your husband's gay.
I just think it's an option.
The companion was a very, I think, intentional word.
Yeah.
Because it could have been a more, it could be, you know, benefit of the doubt. You could have said your horse.
Yeah.
No, she was obviously taking the high road.
She's so classy, by the way.
And now that she's on my radar, I think I need to follow her on Instagram.
I'm sure her content, I mean, the rich people in Dubai are always like doing the most with bags and cars and like i just think
we would like that regardless new mama which that makes it a little bit sad yeah a lot but she has
a two-month-old but clearly she's doing things on her own terms i'm sure she has a royal household
like she'll be okay her royal household is definitely in order yeah i just feel like now
now that i know her i can't unknow her and i need to start following her yeah because she obviously like you said is a new mom very wealthy but she's also a savage
yeah and i loved this and i don't know him i don't even know his name i don't care to know
his name he is so irrelevant to me yeah i loved every cast out of the castle no like seriously
like out on his ear loser i would love to know like what sort of family he came from and like
what his it couldn't have been nothing right because even like kate middleton who's like a commoner was like
an extremely upper class lady she went to the the same private school that the king of england went
to the same college yeah saint andrews yeah yeah so so she's fine is what i'm saying i'm sure he
is too yeah he probably comes from something but now he's in disgrace. I just always forget that there are other royals.
Like to me, like the royals is the UK,
but there's literally all over, obviously Dubai,
but like Spain, Greece.
I just like, I don't know these people.
I don't forget about like the other European royals,
so to say, but they're just constantly
like minimizing their role
and just taking themselves out of the game.
In Europe, like none of them really, and I mean, out of the game yeah in europe like none of them
really and i mean none of them do have the clout that the british royal family does and like the
global fame no yeah because they've all they've just sort of like i feel like because the british
royal family is like always just saying like we're not going anywhere like fuck all you bitches like
we're not changing jealous on the one hand it's like damn why won't you change and on the other
hand it's like well they're still there and then all the ones who did you know spain
like demote themselves along the way objection relevance it's so true sustained but it must be
nice to be a royal with like no real responsibility no real um like power but like you're still famous
and like you don't have to work so yes but i think it's very expensive
to be a world like the homes and everything and i think you have like all of these like
huge tax properties and like then you have to get to work yeah that was like caroline fleming on
ladies of london like her family is royal of denmark remind me who's caroline fleming she was
the princess of denmark she was living in
london she was like had a very free spirit she was very lovely did she have two little kids
i think so but i don't think they were on the show ladies of london was not real and honestly
they ate with that casting like caroline fleming like you said former princess of denmark like
that's a real don't get me started on caprice my favorite reality star of
all time carolyn sandberry yeah i know i remember this lady juliet she is a real earl she's an
earl's wife not julie juliet oh yeah yeah she moved back to she was an american yeah but julie
montague who was like really royal even though she was she's the american viscountess yeah
they they did a very good job like there's not one flop no there's not but i mean in terms of like aristocracy
they really did a good job getting because that's like the problem with these shows is like when you
go to even like the real housewives of new york the true women who like you would imagine to be
the real housewives of new york these really wealthy they would never do it they would never
do it they have too much to lose and they think it's like tacky and taboo with ladies of london they got exactly who they needed to get that annabelle uh alexander mcqueen's
muse yeah caprice who was like this major star in the uk they really well also getting like some
people who were desperate and would risk it all no well no well correct it was a great show yeah
i feel like all roads lead back to ladies of london
if you're on the right path that's that's that those were five amazing stories and that's really
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