The Toast - Affirming Our Jewishness: Monday, March 11th, 2024

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the toast, you dirty little sluts. Happy Monday! Hope everybody had an amazing weekend. And speaking of amazing... Speaking of dirty little sluts... Oh, duh. Speaking of... The sluttiest. Speaking of nasty little sluts...

It's my favorite human being on planet Earth. Me. No, I'm kidding. It's Jax. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Doing good. T-Y-S-M. Y-W. Y-W. T-Y-S-M-F-A. T-Y-S-F-M.

I'm, my brain is jumbled. Thank you so fucking much. Oh, classic T-Y-S-F-M. Hope everybody had an amazing weekend h e h a w hope everyone had n m no h e h a a w double a yeah double a i d tysfm i did thank you so fucking much i'm so glad i had an amazing weekend too. No, no, literally amazing. That's so funny. How's Romeo? Amazing. We really caught up with you all weekend. Like this is our catch up. You guys are just going to have to be privy to it. How are you

doing? How's Romeo? Tell me everything. Um, he's doing really well. Um, in terms of like training and stuff, you know, we've still got a long way to go. He's so young. I can't, you know, I'm so hard on him. I really am. I really need to relax. Like he's literally born three months ago. Like, give me a break. So he has not had an accident-free day, which I'm gunning for desperately. We'll get there.

They're getting fewer. Today, not off to a great start. We already had one. So that's okay. You know what? In solidarity, Bruno had one too yesterday. Oh, okay. That does make me feel better.

Completely my fault. But the thing about Bruno is like, if we don't take him out like an appropriate time, like he will just pee on the floor. But like, then when I see it, I'm like, oh, all the signs were there. Like you've been at my leg. Like I thought he just wanted food.

There was so much going on in my house yesterday. There was like five kids here and Bruno's schedule fell by the wayside it did I know sorry it's frustrating when like this morning we took him out he peed and pooped he comes back in 20 minutes later he pooped in the kitchen like you have to think his bladder's so tiny I know I know and I'm still really learning his schedule and now that I take a look back at the schedule that was my fault I know he takes two poops in the morning what was I doing like it's just in over the weekend we were like our whole lives revolved around Ro I gotta work I have a job I have a family like Ro fell by the wayside on a Monday morning yeah yeah so we're getting there we are

definitely getting there I definitely feel like Ro and I truly connected on an emotional level this this weekend like he loves me he by the way he totally likes me more than he likes Ben so far and oh my god it was time for that. Theo, like. Like, Theo, love him to bits. I will never speak ill. Never. But he was daddy's boy.

He loved Ben so, like, and he didn't even try to hide it. He loved Ben so much more than he loved me. And with this dog, I, and I was actually having this conversation with Ben. It feels really good to be really doing equal parts responsibility. Like, with Theo, I definitely was just like, bye. Like Ben did everything. I might even be doing a little bit more, you know. And I'm really the one who can soothe Romeo.

Ben's like, oh, he won't sit down. I'm like, give him to me. Fast asleep. Needs a mother's love. Yeah, so we're really connecting. We really are. And it was a great weekend for me, for Ro, for Ben, for everyone. I love that.

How was your weekend? My weekend was great lots of fun lots of actually like went out a little bit Friday night had dinner with some friends I did some night driving because um Olivia and I went and I drove because happy to not drink and be designated driver this was always like my meant to be my role to be designated driver because I'm usually sober but I didn't drive so I finally can fulfill your life destiny yeah but night driving is like a little crazy you can't see shit do you need glasses like no like I could see in front of me but like I can't really see in my rear view like when they're behind me it's just a bunch of lights, you know?

No, like, like it's actually, I feel like super easy to see in your rear view mirror at night. Cause like the car's lights would be up your ass. Yeah. But it's like, I can't see the, I don't know the distance of the lights. Maybe that's just, I need time to, or maybe the lights were just really far back. That's why it felt like I couldn't see. And there wasn't anyone around me. It sounds like you, a night driver is just as capable as a drunk driver like stop stop no plus Olivia

was with me so it was a great opportunity to do some driving we went to the farm this weekend pick some strawberries oh my god two major things happened this weekend Jackie did you pick strawberries as well oh my, did you see that? There's balloons on our FaceTime. Because I did the peace signs. I think they think you turned two. Oh, what if I just turned three? Who does three like that?

That's, you know what that reminds me of, that three that you did? Is that in Glorious Bastards where they like are able to see that the spy is a spy because he did three like he's from a different territory? I had to rewatch that movie. Speaking of Christoph Waltz, he was at the Oscars last night. He's so creepy.

We're going to do a full Oscars recap. But what I wanted to say was two major things that happened this weekend. First, we sprung forward. OK. Yes, we did. And I hear that people with children children specifically children on schedules like a a child like Charlie uh have been really thrown through a loop not not so much yesterday I just kept thinking okay so it's really this time

and yesterday we just kind of had to get through but now today I feel like we all woke up on the same page actually there was even a little sleeping in in my house today. Romeo slept in. But it's like, we're technically, you would think the sleeping in happens on the other time when we go backwards, we get an extra hour. But weirdly, the sleeping in happened this morning and I'm not complaining.

So we sprung forward, which is like on the day, so annoying, like to lose an hour, excuse me. But now moving forward, the sun will set at like seven. Hallelujah. Yeah, and I know there's a lot of debate like to lose an hour, excuse me. But now moving forward, the sun will set at like seven. Hallelujah. Yeah. And I know there's a lot of debate and controversy around daylight savings. Should it stay? Should it go?

It causes heart attacks, et cetera. I have a proposal in the middle. Here, let's hear it. I think daylight savings should not be on a Sunday because I want to lose an hour of the weekday, not of the weekend. I love, love, love that sort of thinking. Like real, like that's, that's the kind of thinking this country needs. Like true creativity.

And compromise. Yes. So that's my proposal. So that was the big thing that happened this weekend. And then the other big thing that happened this weekend was that Ben and I watched Oppenheimer. Wow. Jackie, it was so amazing.

Well, you watched it just in time because it won all the awards. I know, and I didn't even really put it together that I finally watched it right before the Oscars, but then when I realized the Oscars were on and I had seen the movie of the year, I felt so invested in the ceremony. And then you saw the ceremony and you felt.

No, and then I saw all those muronic people wearing the red pins and I said, oh, TYSFM, this is not for me. We've been having such a good awards season. Every time I watch the awards,

I'm like pleasantly surprised. And enjoying it. Maybe that's why the Oscars were always set to fail because now I had a little bit of expectation and I turned it on and it was so sickening. Yeah.

Really made me sick. So I turned it off and watch summer house, which was not sickening because this weekend I also caught up on Vanderpump rules, which had me gripped. You were gripped? Yeah, I was gripped.

Like I wasn't on my phone. I was really feeling a lot of the emotions that the cast members were feeling like I was really into it and I'm looking forward to the next episode oh my goodness a rave review from Jackie O'Freebush yeah I I don't know what it was there was a lot of emotions swirling around especially from Sheena yes that's what I've heard I'm feeling for her I'm feeling for her oh nobody else is oh really yeah I keep up with like so funny I'm I watch Vanderpump Rules but not week to week every week so when I miss an episode I'm like always just seeing stuff on Twitter and everybody's just like I think the running joke is she actually you know Sheena Shea has very turny Lou like tendencies like how can she make everything about her

and I think that was the general sentiment it was like she's so emotional and it's just really not about her okay she shared one interesting fact that you could share allowed me to that allowed me to maybe see her side because she keeps saying like she lost a best friend in Tom Sandoval and that's just like so hard to relate to like how can Tom Sandoval be your best friend like how can his loss really be that felt but she shared and this she this was just like a throwaway comment that she shared which was that when COVID happened and they weren't working and her podcast was canceled and she was pregnant she had no money coming in she was really really stressed out and she woke up one day to a PayPal of thousands of dollars from Tom Sandoval like that is a friend who was there for you by the way

100% and he never mentioned it like and now I think about paying for James's proposal and that just was so extra because he kept talking about it was so unnecessary but like to silently help out a struggling friend like that yep that's a real friend I agree and it makes it harder to turn your back on them when then you hear of course they did they did wrong but you hear they're having suicidal thoughts and it's like you were at your lowest ones too and they were there for you it makes it hard by the way I completely agree so I was starting to see where she was coming from and I didn't feel like Sheena was making it about her I feel like for the last five six months it's been all about Ariana and now she's processing her own feelings and no one other than Lala is

giving her the space to do that got it okay I am. I'm going to catch up. So maybe we'll do our TV recap this week. Can't wait. And we've just got a great show. Tell me about the stories. So the stories are unfortunately kind of Oscars heavy because there was other news to come out of the Oscars. I will say I was really like made nauseous by so much of the Oscars. And the Oscars in particular, I think, are so,

of all the award shows, like they take themselves the most seriously. It's like all these artists, like they're usually the most out of touch, the most insufferable, honestly, because they're really like the highest level, like the most elite and really just obnoxious. And everybody gets on the podium to preach about something and it's like, please shut the fuck up.

Like you're talking to real people. You don't know real struggle. Like it's really, I think, the hardest to swallow sometimes having said that I did think there were some interesting moments that came out of it like I think a lot of people were so fabulously dressed everybody looked great I thought um I really really enjoyed I am Ken anywhere else I'd be a 10 I enjoyed I am Kim too and I still I love that song yeah no so there were there were positive moments there were it's just hard because the way I felt today too and I still I love that song yeah no so there were there were positive moments there were it's just hard because the way I felt today is like I don't want to talk about

the Oscars aside from saying what we will have to say about explaining to people why it was so atrocious like for the Jewish people which we will get to that which is also a daunting task but it's our job to do it yep um so it's like I don't want to talk about other stuff about the Oscars when it was just so rotten I know I don't want to praise about other stuff about the Oscars when it was just so rotten. I know. I don't want to praise it. However, like there really wasn't much else that happened this weekend. And so for the good of our show. Why should we suffer? Why should we have no show?

Why should we have no show? Because they're stunk. Right. Right. No, bring everyone down to your level. Right. So that's where I'm at today. So show stories.

I got a manicure. It was really like an amazing weekend. I can't stories, I got a manicure. It was really like an amazing weekend. I can't lie. I don't know why. It had like a combination of everything. Even though I low-key like was sick on Saturday, I got a little sniffle. Probably it was an amazing weekend because you haven't been home in months.

Yes. Oh, and I went to a workout class, which you know is not something I normally, I really don't like to work out in front of people. Like it's humiliating. It's degrading, like it really is. But I wanted to support, you know, my trainer and friend, Hillary, who you introduced me to. She, I do her virtual classes and she had a pop-up for the last three months in New

York and it's down in Tribeca, which is so far. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I haven't been there. And so I went, I brought Ben and I brought Abe. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I haven't been there. And so I went. I brought Ben and I brought Abe, who are two men who work out. And I know they just walked in. And we're like, oh, Trudy's little workout class. Let's see these little arm movements. These people were dead.

Oh, my god. Ben, this morning, he's like my hip flexors. He can't move. They were lying on the floor. And I'm not really in good shape. But because this is a class I've done, and it was much harder than the ones I choose to do in privacy of my own home on my phone I like kind of killed it you know compared to like these two

and they were just like I don't know I think they were in off turdy low I think they were and they were just like oh turdy's little class was a little hard you know I feel like that's not to minimize but I feel like I've seen that a bit where like men big strong men do like women's workouts and they can't hang and by the way the class was completely full they were the only two men it's like it really is a class like that women are drawn to even though it's challenging for everyone yeah no but just like or bar pilates like all of these women's workouts are much harder than I think men give them credit for and then they realize like oh we can't do these things yeah Ben's like benching 240 he's like so proud of it ben would seriously have to go to the hospital if he ever did bar yeah not for

men no um so it's just like a well-rounded weekend you know i got i got some cardio in a well-rounded weekend i would say so as well i love that and guess what something i'm excited about today let me think let me think think. You're not going to know. Because I didn't share yet. I got a new pair of sneakers. Oh, wow. Isn't that cool? I thought you were going to say like, I'm pregnant.

No, I got a new pair of sneakers. Sick. The brand is Amiri. Sick. And they're just like so cool. Zach said I looked so trendy today he had like heard of a Miri because he's like in the sneaker world and then when he saw the box arrive he's like you got a Miri's I'm like yeah I love I did I love like putting people like on their backs like

putting their backs up against the wall with something like they're really into it's like yeah I'm familiar too yeah I got a Miri's yeah you're sickening yeah I have a phone I can read that's how he felt about also those new balance sneakers that I got through Mary's. Yeah. You're sickening. Yeah, I have a phone. I can read. That's how he felt about also those New Balance sneakers that I got through you. And then he got a pair too. And it's like he literally has 100 pair of sneakers. I have now two. Right.

And he had to get the one. No, you can't have anything as a mom, as a wife. Like you can't have anything for yourself. Yeah, but now we have like the family version. And it is cute, but it was like supposed to be my special thing. I'm really shocked that you haven't commented on like my slutty look today. you it looks as though you're wearing the skirt I can't really see but you do look very professional so what do you have going on today yeah no I don't look professional I look slutty I'm wearing some sheer tights do you insist leather shorts and knee-high boots it's giving slut and to what do we owe this sluttiness um I just have

like kind of a speaking gig after this and I couldn't show up in my usual crap. For the sluts? Yeah, the slut convention. No, I'm actually- She's speaking at a brothel. Stop. I'll tell you where I'm speaking after.

It's like kind of like professional. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. Yeah, so I'm just looking like a professional. A young professional. Who sluts on the weekends. And a Monday. Monday's a weekend for every slut.

Sluts are us. Classic us. I kind of love the word slut. Like I know what Amber Rose was talking about when she went to take the power back.

Like yes. I'm a slut. Yeah. I'm already talking about that Taylor song. I married my first boyfriend, and I've had sex with one person. I'm a big slut.

You are. What do I think about the Taylor Swift song, Slut? It's actually one of my least favorites. And if they call me a slut, I might as well be with the four ones. And if I'm all dressed up that's literally me yeah they might be looking at us everyone's gonna be looking at me today i'll be like oh man who's that whore by the way turny is covered from the tip of her neck to the tip of her toes not an ounce of skin showing

well if you count my sheer tights you can see a little bit of skin. A little bit. And I'm wearing leather. It's giving slut. Okay, if you insist. It's giving slut. Trini, we will think of you as a slut if that's really what you want. Jackie, call me a slut. Okay. Do it.

Slut. No, say, you, Claudia, are a dirty slut. No, I, Claudia, I don't talk like that. Okay, she's a mother. What would your son say if they started calling people slots, you know? Yeah, no, no, no. Not cool. I think now it's time without further ado to get into the fast five stories that you need to know. And I have something to say before Turdy has something to say, which is that today's episode is brought to you by Teeny Lux. I was speaking recently on the pod about not wearing earrings because i hate how aware i am that they are on the founder of teeny lux is also

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your purchase. You can also find Athena Club at Target. That's code TOAST at athenaclub.com. Thank you, Claudia. An absolute honor and a pleasure. So first story is going to be like Oscars winners recap. Before we get into the Oscars, we need to talk about artists for ceasefire pins

and then Jonathan Glazer's speech. So let's, I'm going to name them. Name them. Billie Eilish, Phineas, Rami Youssef, my actual nemesis, like the person on this earth who I hate the most, Mark fucking Ruffalo. And then like, you know. Mahershala Ali. Mahershala Ali, Ava DuVernay wearing the red pin.

So what is the red pin, you ask? It's layered, actually. But the red pin was, you know, if you're an artist for ceasefire analytics, artists for ceasefire, you wore the red pin. And you would say, Turdi, like, what's wrong with an artist who wants a ceasefire? Don't we all want the ceasing of fire? And I would say, of course we do. But I'm Trini Liu and I live in reality.

And in reality, ceasefire is literally not an option. Hamas, this isn't a secret. They've said like a thousand times, like, girlie, we don't want a ceasefire. We want to kill Jews. Ceasefires don't let us do that. Actually, as recently as two weeks ago, there was a ceasefire proposal that was rejected again by Hamas. Happens all the time.

They don't respect ceasefires. If they ever do agree to a ceasefire, which they actually did. There was a ceasefire on, oh, again by Hamas. Happens all the time. They don't respect ceasefires. If they ever do agree to a ceasefire, which they actually did, there was a ceasefire on, oh, what was that? Yeah, October 7th,

but then they broke it and came and killed thousands of Jews and raped Israeli women and took them hostage. Now you're going to say, wait, I was on a good tear. What was I saying? That ceasefire is not an option. They do not want a ceasefire.

Even for the week and a half where there was a ceasefire is not an option. They do not want to ceasefire. And for the week and a half where there was a ceasefire, because there was a hostage in exchange, in exchange for violent terrorists, they still broke that ceasefire every single day. So if you want to ceasefire, you need to go talk to Hamas. But you are doing Hamas's bidding by putting the pressure on Israel for a ceasefire.

Two people are asking for a ceasefire. Either people who genuinely want dead Jews and are masquerading that evil anti-Semitism as artists for ceasefire. I don't believe that all of those artists for ceasefire want that. The other people who want a ceasefire are dumb, dumb, stupid people who think saying ceasefire makes them feel good.

I want peace. Who doesn't want peace? Stop the killing. No, I feel like saying ceasefire is such a, it's representative of the fact that you know nothing. Because if you knew even the smallest amount of this conflict, you would know, like, of course, who wants to go to war? Nobody.

But like, this is real life and this is how it's unfolding. And it's literally not an option. It's not an option. And if Israel ceases firing, there will be no more Israel. So you are inadvertently calling for like the extermination of the Jewish people, especially the Jews in Israel. So and here's the thing, like you're allowed to be dumb and you're allowed to not know. Yes.

Don't say anything. Don't wear a pin. Wear a pin. Don't go on the biggest stage with your dumb fucking message. You look like a moron. You do. And if you look at the history of the red pin, if you look up close to the red pin, why it's red, it's a red hand.

And you would say, oh, that's beautiful artwork. Well, you wouldn't if you knew actually what the red hand comes from. There's like this famous, famous photo during the second intifada of a Palestinian person waving their hands in the air. There's blood all over their hands and it was like captured by the media. It became this huge photo. And if the history, the context behind that photo is that person had, so there were two Israelis who wandered into Ramallah and then were detained by Palestinian police. Two civilians from Ramallah went in and

killed that Israeli, that Israeli person with literally their bare hands and showed their red hands and people were cheering like, look, we killed a Jew. And the media captured that photo and that red hand on that dumb fucking pin, Phineas, my nemesis, is that man's red hand who just was literally celebrating killing a Jew.

Yeah. It's literally, what's the word? So either you do know that. It's virtue signaling for killing Jews. Right. And either you know that that so you're like an evil bastard or you don't know that and you're in a dumb bitch and you should don't wade into conversations that you know nothing about for me like mark ruffalo that's classic mark i want to talk about mark ruffalo really quickly because it needs to be said mark ruffalo gets away with the fact that people think

he's jewish because he's a curly-headed fuck i just need everyone to know mark ruffalo is not jewish even though he was just in that holocaust movie all the light we cannot see take it throw it down the toilet whoever made that movie whoever's book that is that allowed mark ruffalo to star in your holocaust movie why don't you flush that shit down the toilet mark ruffalo is not jewish i feel like everybody thinks he is i thought he was mark and so he gets away with being to allow Mark Ruffalo to star in your Holocaust movie? Why don't you flush that shit down the toilet? Mark Ruffalo is not Jewish. I feel like everybody thinks he is. I thought he was. And so he gets away with being a dick

and an anti-Semitic fuck because people think he can speak freely because he's a Jew. He's not. But the thing is, we have enough self-hating capo Jews in our midst, Jonathan Glazer, that Mark Ruffalo can take several seats.

No, I just, before we get to Jonathan Glazer. Yeah, continue. And the ripping apart of his asshole. Mm-hmm. Billie Eilish. What a dumb bitch. I was having this conversation because I feel like she's one of the people who really knows nothing. I don't think she put that pin on with any sort of malintent.

I think she's an idiot. Like an actual, I mean, not to be so rude. She didn't go to college. She hasn't lived in the real world. Well, if she went to college, she'd certainly be wearing the be wearing the kit so true she's not an educated person she's incredibly talented musician she's an artist she's got a lot of feelings she has something to say but this is not an educated person who knows a modicum about history but who maybe rolled out of bed one morning and said I want peace right and they said artists are ceasefire right so she's the type of

person where it's so irresponsible. And it's honestly like, I don't think she's ill-intended, but the way she was so irresponsible. At this point, it's ill-intention. That carries ill-intention. Exactly. It's ill-intention to be like so vocal about something that you do not know about. And if you actually knew about it,

and you're still choosing to be this vocal about this position, then you are evil. Are evil. Yeah. knew about it and you're still choosing to be this vocal about this position then you are evil are evil yeah so no matter how you flip the coin like you're no good yep Jonathan Glazer and by the way whilst wearing a Chanel suit a Jewish owned company vomiting vomiting and the Jews in the industry who dress these people and support these people and prop them up and make them money and give them these platforms. Even, you know, she's singing for Greta Gerwig's movie. So is Greta Jewish? Yeah. She is?

Yeah. I feel like she's not. And she's married to Noah, Jew? I think Noah's Jewish. Greta Gerwig Jewish? Huh. No, she's not. She's not?

No. Why is she always in this conversation then? But she said that the Barbie movie was inspired by Shabbat. Stop. It's an article,

I swear. Wait, did it say she's not Jewish? Greta Gerwig wants Barbie to feel like Shabbat. Greta isn't Jewish, but growing up, her close friends and family

were observant Jews. Why is Greta Gerwig always in this conversation then? Because for many, I know why, but I... No, not because of the BDS letter that she signed and then apologized for. So Noah Baumbach, is he Jewish? Baumbach?

B-A-U-M-B-A-C-H. He's totally Jewish. Totally Jewish. Well, as just the wife of a Jew, you have his responsibility too, but I did think she was Jewish. Baumbach, whose father is Jewish. Well, as just the wife of a Jew, you have his responsibility too. But I did think she was Jewish. Baumbach, whose father is Jewish? Technically not.

Technically not. Half. Half. So he ran? He ran away? He ran away from that side. Okay. Okay, so Jonathan Glazerzer who is an irrelevant ugly i hadn't

you know i lived a very glorious life not ever hearing of until last night he was a director of a film called the zone of interest which is a holocaust movie actually it's a holocaust movie it's about like the family that lived right outside of auschwitz because the husband like was a Nazi officer. Right, and leave it to this self-hating Jew to make a movie about the Holocaust surrounding around a non-Jewish family. I can't. And then he gave his acceptance speech and said,

all of our choices to make the movie were made to reflect and confront us in the present, not to say, look what they did then, rather what we do now. Our film shows where dehumanization leads at its worst, it shaped all of our past and present. Nobody really knew what the fuck he was talking about until he said, until he said, quote, and he had written this down, so he didn't mince words.

He said, right now, we stand here as men who refute their Jewishness and the Holocaust being hijacked by an occupation, which has led to conflict for so many innocent people. Whether the victims of October 7th in Israel or the ongoing attack on Gaza, all the victims of this dehumanization how do we resist no refute your Jewishness if I see Jonathan Glazer in the fucking streets he better run because it's on I'm throwing hands first of all bye like please leave you know we don't want you we don't want you if this is how you use your position you literally made a movie about the holocaust and it's so easy to 90 years on say this was right this was wrong about the

holocaust but i think what people don't understand is like in that moment i feel like even when we read books like our stupid historical fiction it feels like everybody's like tsk tsk the nazis and there's only like one bad nazi no like everybody most people i'm sorry because there were a few righteous but that's why we have literally statues and museums erected for the handful of righteous people yeah because most people were not and most people went along with it and it was so much easier that was like the flavor of the day just like how right now it's so easy to say these things and it's like ceasefire you know stop the killing but it's the wrong side and so you're in this moment and you're, and you just made this project and you still can't see. Yeah.

No, I can't help you. And you're a Jew and you can't see the importance of the state of Israel, that Israel is defending themselves, that it's not just, but October 7th, October 7th is a reason for everything. Yeah.

And, you know, to have given that speech when Mia Schlem, who was a hostage, excuse me, Shem, I'm so sorry. When Mia Shem, who was a hostage in Gaza, she was one, um, one of the women who was released during a hostage exchange. And she's been just kind of traveling around doing press speaking about her experience, hopefully, you know, to, to change people's hearts and minds. She was at the Oscars last night. Imagine sitting there listening to that speech

after you sat in a fucking tunnel with disgusting terrorists holding you hostage for months. Imagine. Talk about dehumanization. Let's talk about it. Talk about dehumanization. Jonathan Glazer, and I want to say, this is a threat. If I ever see you, bitch, it's fucking on.

And he just like gives so many jew haters so much ammo like look what jonathan glazer said there was a word for jews like this in the holocaust because there were them jews who like aided and abetted nazis who sold out fellow jews they are called kapos jonathan glazer is a kapo and he can fuck right off vomiting from you your ancestors are rolling in their graves. We don't claim you. Please. We don't claim you.

Refuse your Jewishness. All day long. Get the fuck out of here. Refuse your Jewishness. I refute your existence, you cock sucking asswipe. Let's talk about Mia Shem because she's the kind of influencer

we need in our society. So Mia Shem. I just followed her last night. She's so gorgeous. Oh, you hadn't been following. She's so gorgeous. No, I hadn't. She's so brave.

She told her whole story to israeli media and if you can watch the whole interview it's like an hour literally about exactly what happened to her where she was she was being held hostage by a family in their home yeah civilian then civilian family civilian family innocent civilian family holding a young girl hostage starving her while her arm is falling off because she was shot during the Nova Music Festival. Don't worry, Jackie. They brought in the local veterinarian to stitch up her arm. To stitch up her arm without any.

She's still in a cast. She's still in a cast. And she went to Elton John's Oscars party last night. Oh, and by the way. She went to the State of the Union. She was a guest of House Speaker Mike Johnson. And she is doing advocacy work because a lot of the hostages that she was with in the tunnels are still there. So she was also, if you guys remember when they released a hostage video,

she was the one, one of the videos where she was like, look, my arm is fixed. They're taking really good care of me. And fucking morons in America were like, they're taking good care of the hostages. Have you heard what she had to say? First of all, she was already being held at gunpoint during that video. Everything she said was a lie lie like people who believe Hamas propaganda Palestinian propaganda I truly I worry for you I don't know how you cross the street without getting hit by a car because you're obviously dumb no but it's also a choice like it can't you can't just be that dumb yeah it's a choice to be so dumb and like you really want you feel more inclined to believe what a terrorist organization is saying and their facts and figures than they're putting out than a democratic country.

With a government, with a, with literally like a public health ministry, with literally infrastructure. That is also being held to the highest possible standard that no other country is held to. But no, you know what? Hamas said this. I'm feeling it. Yeah, they released a video. I believe it.

Yeah. You're all dumb and ugly. And that could truly never be me. So if anything, the Oscars made me actually feel good about the fact that I'm a person of deep intellect. I am gorgeous. And I am a Jew. And you're so jealous of me. It's disgusting.

The good news is that I think most people who are listening to our show, like get that by now. The thing is by now, don't even leave a comment. You're not going to change my mind. You're just gonna make yourself look stupid. So go away. But one,

I couldn't talk about the Oscars without explaining these things. And two, I think there are still people and I think I see comments sometimes like, but what's wrong with ceasefire? Of course, of course. Ceasefire is so nice. It's a fair question if you don't know enough. It's so fair. It's a fair first question, but now that you know,

ceasefire is not an option. If you want to ceasefire, go talk to Hamas. Here's the thing. Go talk to Sinwar. I wrote, because when I posted something yesterday about ceasefire artists for ceasefire eye roll, somebody asked in a very nice and respectful way, like, obviously, what's wrong with a ceasefire? It's not like we're not people who love war. It sounds nice. If you just have opened your eyes

to the conflict, a ceasefire sounds and you're done calling for ceasefires in the Ukraine and elsewhere where there's been conflict for years and you've been doing all your ceasefire advocacy there. And now it's time to ask for a ceasefire in Israel after what five months of fighting right um there is an appropriate answer on Claudia's Instagram yeah did you want to read it I did want to read it because I worked really hard on it and I think it was um it's gonna expire too so don't worry I saved it um so the question was what what's with the frustration around ceasefire is it because it's a pointless statement it just seems like something we would all want I'm hoping to learn slash gain some perspective. Yeah, thank you for asking a question in a respectful way.

I said, we all want peace. In an ideal world, there's an immediate ceasefire, but that will never be the reality because Hamas has vowed publicly to never stop the violence until they wipe Israel off the map. Most people don't realize there actually was a ceasefire in place on October 7th, but then Hamas terrorists invaded Israel,

murdered, raped, and brutalized thousands. Ceasefires mean something to civilized people, but they mean nothing to barbaric terrorists. Ceasefires actually give terrorist organizations like Hamas an opportunity to rearm themselves and strategize on how to attack again. Anytime Hamas has actually agreed to a ceasefire, it's never been as a gesture of good faith. It's been, they ran out of ammo. They need to re-strategize. They need a new thing. They need to run away. They've been found. They use it strategically, not ever for ceasefire purposes. Not for peaceful purposes.

So the artists and celebrities advocating for a ceasefire, which Hamas has stated will never happen, have never spoken out about the October 7th massacre in Israel, nor have they advocated for the release of the hostages

who are still being held in Gaza. And if a ceasefire were to ever hypothetically occur, what then happens to the hostages? The ceasefire movement completely disregards their circumstances, which are abhorrent. Right, so October 7th happened.

Hundreds of Israelis were kidnapped to Gaza. The Israeli military went into Gaza to get them back. We are there to get them back. If there is a ceasefire, what happens to the hostages, over 100 hostages that are still there? Like it's very simple. There's literally like an enormous, enormous terrorist group, like miles from the city center. Like think about it in America, what would you want them to do? And by the way, and then that terrorist group literally launched an insane, insane terrorist

attack in your country. The equivalent, like I think people were saying, it's like bordering like Texas and Mexico. Like that's how it is. And so there's this American hating terrorist organization in Mexico. They come in and the equivalent population wise was I think they come in and they kill 25,000 people in Texas. What do we do? We cease fire?

And then they kidnap. And there's still a thousand people back in Mexico being kidnapped, being held hostage, starved, raped.. What do we do? We cease fire? And there's still a thousand people back in Mexico being kidnapped, being held hostage, starved, raped. So what do we do? So we have to send

the military in to try and get those kidnapped people out and to bring to justice the people who committed the terrorist attack. And then there are people calling for cease fire,

cease fire. What if it was your mom who was in there? Cease fire? But what about your mom who was in there? Ceasefire? But what about your mom? Right. So the Oscars were on last night.

So the Oscars were on last night. The really large room of fucking morons. I didn't see what, and you know what? I'm sorry. I don't want to call out people who are Jewish and who have been historically good, but where was one person wearing a yellow yellow pin with just the yellow ribbon which means bring the hostages home Steven Spielberg like what are you doing what is Steven Spielberg doing ever no but he's like one of the he's the most powerful person in that room like for sure he can't be I understand on a small level people who are new to the industry who are afraid to make waves and like you know go against the grain

everybody's wearing a red pin to show up in a yellow one is an extremely brave thing to do. Why the fuck would Steven Spielberg care? Yeah. And he's like a pro-Israel Jew. And he's like a pro-Israel Jew wearing the red pin. Like, really, if you are trying to be a good faith actor, like, and you feel compelled to wear the red pin and call for a ceasefire, like, also wear a yellow ribbon. Like, that would have been understandable.

I want a ceasefire and I want the release of the hostages. I mean, because that's what we all want. Same. Yeah. Wear both. But no no don't wear the red one like like literally the imagery no yeah it's like it's a virtue signaling for the murdering of jews feel free to wear a ceasefire pin not the red one because it's like red bloody dead jew hands yeah a different one maybe like the graphics designer could get on canva make something else and the yellow ribbon to release the hostages unless you don't want the hostages released because you're a vicious jew hater in that case just make your make your feelings plain but just not one person

wearing the yellow pin like if pins were being worn you know like not one no and the jews run hollywood oh please oh please the jews are in in Hollywood? Watch the 2024 Oscars. You'll never think that again. Yeah. No, but they think they're being like brave and resistant. They think they're being brave is what's so crazy. Who? Like the people wearing the ceasefire pins? That's bravery in Hollywood.

I'm really having a hard time right now thinking about who I hate more. Mark Ruffalo or Jonathan Glazer. I really want to say Mark Ruffalo. You just like hate him because he has like an ugly face. Well, he also just like to me he stands for and by the way he has like the craziest history and I didn't even really like look into it until most recently like because he's been wearing the pins and being insane he has like a very very long history of having to like apologize and clarify for being anti-semitic like it's actually crazy Mark Ruffalo is a full-blown anti-Semite,

like, walking amongst us, and he gets cast in Holocaust movies? No, it's so crazy. So, yeah, I think we give, like, someone like Billie Eilish for now, give her the benefit of the doubt. I give her grace. I give her a little bit of grace.

So dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumdy, dumb, dumb, dumb. But Mark Ruffalo is old enough to know better. Mark Ruffalo just likes dead Jews. Mm-hmm. A thousand percent. I fucking hate Mark Ruffalo. likes dead Jews. Mm-hmm. A thousand percent. I fucking hate Mark Ruffalo. That's why he likes being in Holocaust movies.

He gets off. He's like, yes. Oh, man. Not Mark Ruffalo masturbating in his trailer. I'm deceased. Is this episode going to get us canceled? I don't give a fuck. Claudia, I don't give a rip.

I don't give a fuck Claudia I don't give a rip I don't give a rip so Oppenheimer won best picture at the shit fest Oscars 2024 but wait can I talk about Oppenheimer for a second yes I loved it so much it was so brilliantly done I knew very little about the you know creation of the atomic bomb I didn't really know who Oppenheimer was but in the very first scene in the movie I know I'm getting that it's about really smart you know physicists in of the atomic bomb. I didn't really know who Oppenheimer was. But in the very first scene in the movie, I know, I'm getting that it's about really smart, you know, physicists in the beginning at all these elite universities. And so Oppenheimer's obviously this really well respected guy. And he goes to talk to another one of, you know, the scientists. It's this older gentleman with white hair. I'm like, wait, is that Albert Einstein? I'm like, you're telling me

Albert Einstein was alive during World War II and not 400 years ago. I had Albert Einstein drove in a car. Like I was shocked. I was shocked beyond belief. Now I need to watch it. Honestly, Oppenheimer made me really want to watch a documentary or like a biopic on Albert Einstein. Jackie, I was floored. That's like when you find out Picasso died in the 80s. Like come again. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Me and Ben were like, no. Is it Picasso that died in the 80s or the other P? Van Gogh. Oh.

Van Gogh. No. No, it's Picasso. Because Picasso invented like modern art. He's like the grandfather of modern art. And so modern is like modern. Picasso, 1881. Oh.

I think it's Van Gogh. No. No, I don't think it's Van Gogh either, actually. No, Van Gogh cut his ear off. Wait, who is it? 1881. Oh, I think it's Van Gogh. No. No, I don't think it's Van Gogh either, actually. Van Gogh cut his ear off. Wait, 1853. Who's the one? Yeah. No, we haven't hit the modern art.

Tist. I don't freaking know. No, it's bothering me, too. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's like a meme when you realize that this person it's something with a p yeah you guys it's gonna feel good when we when we get it i know you're probably screaming

i know you're probably screaming okay hold on i'm gonna find it okay hold on i'm gonna find it pablo picasso oh i'm sorry born in 1881 bitch died in 1973 okay sorry sorry okay so that's like a really long period of time and also while we're there van gogh died in 1890 okay that's not modern okay thank you that's what i was saying. So I was shook to see Albert Einstein in the film. I also didn't really know that so many of the great scientists during that time were Jews. And that's why so many of them were, you know, happy to drop everything and move to this remote part of New Mexico where they built the atomic bomb, because it was meant

to be dropped on the Nazis. Now, by the time they figured it out and we were the first to figure it out, the Nazis were already defeated. And then they decided to use it on Japan, which, you know, there was talk in the movie about whether that was the right decision because they were all ready to drop it on some Nazis. Yeah. So I didn't know like the Jewish influence of the science and physics community at that time.

Almost every single one of them was Jewish. And that's why Christopher Nolan literally hired every Jewish actor to play like there was a million random scientists, including Josh Peck. Now, me and Ben were screaming, like literally screaming, because it's really not a spoiler alert, but they basically they work forever on this atomic bomb and they have to test it in this desert. And so everybody's gearing up. They're miles away. It's going to explode. Is it going to work? It's three years of desert. And so everybody's gearing up. They're miles away. It's going to explode. Is it going to work? It's three years of work.

And the person to actually press the button for the first time ever is Josh Peck. Wow. It was really crazy. So you liked it? I loved it. No notes, except, now this is a kind of a crazy thing to say

and you guys are going to be like, Claudia, of course you would say this. You hate women. It was perfectly cast, like truly truly perfectly cast except like I actually think Emily Blunt really did not do a good job I was floored she got nominated for an Oscar did she play his wife and she had a very very big role I um I thought she actually did a really bad job like I was giving community theater every time she job. Like I was given community theater. Every time she was on screen, I was like, oh yeah, I'm watching a movie. I was like reminded. Oh damn.

Is that just because you're so familiar with her and the other people you don't really know? And like you're just aware of her? No, because I knew a lot of the people. Florence Pugh, who was amazing. She had a very small role and she was naked pretty much the entire time, but she looked great um she was great I'm not super familiar with Killian Murphy that's true Josh Hartnett I of course know Robert De Niro and I guess Josh Peck also would make you realize you're watching a movie yeah yeah because I'm like that's my friend yeah that's your friend that's good guys um just get you a good guy who could do both totally well that's amazing that's really cool. You would love it. And honestly, the three hours flew by.

Okay, I'll watch it. And it won Best Picture. So that feels right, is what you're saying? Oh, definitely feels right. Christopher Nolan won as well. I had no idea because every time somebody from Oppenheimer won, they would get up and thank Christopher Nolan and Emma Thomas, who's his producing partner.

And when he won Best Director, he got up and thanked his producing partner who produces all of his films and all of his children. I didn't realize that was his wife. It was so cute. Now I'm like low-key obsessed with Christopher Nolan. Like catch me literally not knowing who he was a week ago and like not caring at all. Like now when we think back about that Peloton story and Jen Sherman,

like I'm like, that's so cool. Like he's such a legend. And he was basically, he said something so profound. He was like, when you think about like the art of filmmaking it's literally in its first 100 years we've only been making film for 100 years and so the fact that you guys think I'm like a important person in the early stages of filmmaking is so profoundly humbling because you know think about the first 100 years of painting like think about it as any art form like he was just so smart I'm like yes Christopher keep talking like I'm obsessed and he's hot too love

yeah he's nice looking Dilf director so he won best director also then best actor went to Killian Murphy of course it like he was Jackie incredible then best actress went to Emma Stone in Poor Things oh you know she like low-key did she make anybody else cry like she was really making me like emotional I didn't watch I don't know if she like low key. Did she make anybody else cry? Like she was really making me like emotional. I didn't watch. I don't know if she's like really always wanted an Oscar or something about this film was so personal. She could not breathe. She ripped her dress as she was getting up there.

She like seriously was like on the verge of a panic attack, like like short of breath. It was so genuine. So many people get up there and it's just like, please, like shut the fuck up. She was so genuine so many people get up there and it's just like please like shut the fuck up she was so genuine and oh I like I was me and Ben were both like like I was tearing up she was so I just love her cute yeah she looks great best actor in a supporting role Robert Downey Jr. well deserved well deserved I loved his speech also there was like a weird moment I thought Jimmy Kimmel did like we were I was gonna ask, what do you think about Jimmy Kimmel? He didn't bother me. He was like never on. Thank you. That's what a host is supposed to do. Like beginning monologue. It was fine. Except there was this weird moment where he, um, like kind of referenced Robert

Downey Jr. So Robert Downey Jr. famously is sober, but he had like a really very dark time where he was like addicted to drugs. And the joke Jimmy Kimmel made was, you know, this is the highest moment in Robert Downey Jr.'s career. Well, not the highest because he like used to be high on drugs. And I don't know the relationship between these two. I don't know really how Robert Downey Jr.'s like refers to his sobriety. But it definitely felt weird. Like it definitely did not feel appropriate. Also given the other jokes he made

compared to other people, he never pushed the button. No, he didn't. It was very boring, safe jokes, like dad jokes. Robert Downey Jr. like did not look like he was enjoying it. Like he kept doing like roll tape. I felt like he was trying to say like move on.

Move on, yes. And two, I actually watched the monologue on YouTube because I, you know, didn't know it was starting at 4 p.m. Eastern time. So I watched the monologue on YouTube because I, you know, didn't know it was starting at 4 p.m. Eastern time. So I watched the monologue on YouTube this morning and the commercial was in the middle of that joke. So like the break. Oh my God.

So as Jimmy Kimmel said, this is the highest Robert Downey Jr. has ever been. And then it, and then maybe there was a little more, but it cuts to a commercial. And then by the time we come back, I feel like I've missed the joke. So I didn't even know what he said oh that's intentional yeah that's crazy uh best actress in a supporting role devine joy randolph the holdovers hilarious speech so sweet i didn't see the movie uh best i'm going to get to shit we care about. Best original song. Oh, what was I made for?

Billy, dumb ass Eilish. But that song's good. Yeah, it is. By the way, I'm holding space for two truths. Yeah,

no, the song is good. It's very good. It was emblematic of the movie. And yeah, perfect. It was good. And then best,

what else was there? Like, that's it. That's really it. And then best, what else was there that I missed? That's it. That's really it, yeah. But then the performances. I have to say, I'm kind of in love with Becky G. And by the way, that song was not good. It shouldn't have won.

But I'm glad she got to perform. She is so gorgeous and so little. You know, she's like this, you know, I feel like I relate to her in that level. She's like 4'11". I just wanted to say I love her. And I feel like she was really nervous and she did a great job um the performance on everybody's lips was I'm Just Ken like the way I didn't really realize Ryan Gosling could truly sing like that he did an amazing job he's not a singer but obviously

he grew up in the Mickey Mouse Club house yeah but that's not his trade he's not his profession he's an actor no but he did La La Land he sang Am Kim. Like, it's not not like it's something on his resume. It's on his resume. He's not a live performer, is what I'm saying. Okay. Yes. And I thought he did such a great job. I did think he was a little nervous. I thought everything was so 10 out of 10 amazing. Like the choreography, I was cracking up. And then when he goes into the audience and gave the mic to America, Barbie, everyone, the crew, and then he had a little moment with Emma Stone. Then he gets back on stage. Mark Ronson, Simu Liu. Who was the guy playing guitar? I feel like he was like a famous guitarist. Was it Gene Simmons? I don't know, but he was giving that. I kept trying to Google who it was. I could not figure it out. Maybe it

was nobody. Yeah. I didn't see a name, but I thought the same thing. He was playing guitar like he was somebody. It was giving Gene Simmons. Yeah. But the jacket. It was Lash. Slash. Slash. Okay, great. I don't know who that is, but we were right. I just loved it. Like, and I don't even love that song so much.

I'm not going to lie. I thought it was brilliant. Brilliant. I thought that performance deserved an Oscar. What was funny is like this whole time, it's like, is Ryan Gosling going to sing? And he's been saying like, I don't know if I'll sing it blah blah blah but it's like this was a very big production like they've actually been working very hard on it's not like he woke up and decided okay I guess I'll sing the song totally they they put everything they had an issue and I think it was meant to

be comparable to that scene from Gentleman Prefer Blondes with Marilyn Monroe they put their whole Barbussi in that and I loved it. I ate up every second. And you know, I'm like a Barbie low key hater. Loved it. Yeah. I love that song. I think it's really cute.

No, and I love to go. The man dancing. Love Simu Leo. Simu Leo getting cast in Barbie is the best thing that ever happened to him. Yeah. Right after being cast in Sunset. Because he didn't have to be in that performance because most of the other

Kens weren't from the movie. They were just backup dancers. I bet he asked. I bet he asked. I'm not going to miss this. No, no, no.

I love how much he loved being in that movie. Like, first I knew him from Selling Sunset. Now I know him from Barbie. Yeah. And then I think his most important work would be number three. He's a superhero, no? No, his most important work, it depends who you ask, would be his role as Mellie Shannon's boyfriend in The Other Two.

No, but he is... Yeah, no, he's like in Marvel. Marvel, yeah. Yeah, he has a big... Or DC. Or DC, don't ask me. Yeah. Anyways, that is Oscars part one.

Our next story is a bit of Oscars adjacent news. Okay. Because Vanessa Hudgens flaunted her baby bump in a sheer gown at the 2024 Oscars, announcing her pregnancy and also then did a change in another glowing pregnancy. Look at the 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar party. Okay. I want to talk about the Vanity Fair Oscar party second. So remind me of that.

That's our like next story is like some news from Vanity Fair. Okay. So I watched actually for the That's our like next story. It's like some news from Vanity Fair. Okay. So I watched actually for the first time, I think ever ABC. Like I always watch E, but I'm sorry. It's insufferable. Like,

you know what they do E? First of all, it was only Laverne doing interviews. What's the story you're wearing with this outfit? Like really it's, it's unwatchable, but they get you in. Cause then they have like Justin and Kelty and Heather.

We're like, Oh, they shoved them in a corner. Like they weren't interviewing anybody. So I'm like, you know what? What if I just didn't watch E? I'm like a 29 year old woman. I have free agency. So I watched ABC. Now for the last 30 minutes of the red carpet, ABC had the exclusive, but, and that was Vanessa Ann and Julianne Hough. But until that, they had this random guy who was clearly an entertainment journalist by trade. I couldn't tell you his name

because it doesn't fucking matter. He asked the most brilliant questions. I could tell everybody talking to him obviously knows him like he's a red carpet guy. They were so into his questions. They were thought provoking. They were different. And I just want to say I

don't know his name I don't want to know his name but he gets five stars from me great then Vanessa I thought it was so sweet how everybody talking to her was like so happy and giddy for her every before they answered their first question they were like oh my god congratulations it was so cute she's doing a very good job yeah I mean I mean, she showed up like low, like nobody knew she was pregnant. She's, I don't know how far along she is, but she's decently far. She looks amazing. She's glowing. She looks so happy.

And I feel like we didn't even know that's what we needed. Yep. But it's what we needed. It's giving honeymoon baby. Yeah. Cause she just got married. Yeah. Honestly, like getting up there in a dress and heels,

talking to other people for X amount of time, pregnant, has to be like harder than any Olympic sport, I have to imagine. Yeah. They should have given her a chair, like dead ass. Just saying. The heels makes it tough. I bet actually she probably took her heels off after the carpet to like do her job because you can't see the feet and there's no reason.

And Julianne Hough is also a shorty, so it's not so bad. And they were on separate stages. Oh, they weren't together? Not a police reunion? No. Oh, I thought they were hosting together like friends. No, they weren't physically together. No, I thought it was like, you know, a duo.

No, they were interviewing people separately. Oh, I like my version better. Well, it was great. I thought it was actually very well done. I'm like a big hater on red carpet coverage. I ABC like actually killed it and I wouldn't have guessed Julianne Hough like she was fine she's got who's fine chops Vanessa Ann has obviously been studying great I just love when people clearly saw the movies you know yeah that's like the baseline baseline knowledge yeah okay well our next story Vanity Fair's Oscar party Yeah. That's like. Baseline. Baseline knowledge.

Yeah. Okay. Well, our next story, Vanity Fair's Oscar party took place after the Oscars. And there's some news. It was star studded. It was star studded. Everyone was looking good. Some news had emerged about Kim Kardashian and Odell Beckham Jr.

I think like for the first time since months of rumors about them being together, they were spotted leaving the party together. But they were also spotted in Vegas at the Super Bowl. But everyone was at the Super Bowl. Like, I don't know. Just seeing these pictures now, I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, maybe they're hooking up. I didn't really believe it before.

Oh, I did. I just don't care. Yeah. I don't like care immensely, but that's a cute couple i i think kim looked literally so gorgeous maybe the best she's ever looked maybe no the best she's looked in years because she's been like kind of like flopping with her valenciaga looks yeah who was she wearing she oh she was wearing valenciaga cool stop i'm cracking up i'm sorry two things can be true i'm holding space for two truths she looked amazing i'm sorry she really things can be true. I'm holding space for two truths. She looked amazing. I'm sorry, she really did. And it's about time.

She did. Yep. All the Jenner Kardashian girls look so sick. Kylie? Kylie. Best dressed. Yeah. Timothy? Where was he?

People are saying they've broken up. Really? Yeah, I had seen that a few weeks ago. I guess it has been a minute. The last we saw them was the Emmys. I feel like if they broke up, though, she wouldn't have gone last night because that's kind of like Timmy's territory. I think they're together.

It's actually not. Vanity Fair Oscar party is actually Kardashian territory. Like, they literally invented that party. I disagree. Okay, they didn't invent the party, but it's so their territory. Yeah, no, they can feel comfortable in that room, but if you, like, just got freshly,

that's a fresh ex-boyfriend, like, it's more his room that year than it's hers. Yes. That's it. That's all I'm saying. I happen to love the Vanity Fair Oscars party because everybody, I've never seen one person look bad. It's like for some reason, everybody has agreed we're not going to take crazy risks and look stupid. We are all going to look glamorous and sick. We're going gonna slay the house down boots Sabrina Carpenter was there with her rumored boyfriend who's not really rumored anymore because he was in Singapore for her last era show eras tour show they took a picture Barry Keoghan he's like the man of the moment salt burn salt burn he's wearing a friendship bracelet that says Sabrina so these two are very much together no I obsessed. I love Sabrina Carpenter having like moments.

I'm such a big fan of hers. Yeah. Lindsay Lohan was there who's really been on this renaissance tour. Like she's just, she's back. Yeah, she took a picture with Kim.

Throwback. Love. Really cute. Everybody showed up and looked gorgine. Yeah. Yeah. Nice night. I enjoyed it. That part, that half oforgine. Yeah. Yeah. Nice night. I enjoyed it.

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She posted a photo of her and her children for UK Mother's Day. Very seemingly cute photo of her and her three children. But, of course, eagle-eyed viewers found a photoshop fail on princess charlotte's arm slash wrist and no they found like 30 and it wasn't a photoshop fail it was what's more than the wrist oh there's a look at her neck okay by her jacket there's like a there's like a line like a pixelated line okay if you to Twitter, people have probably found about 30 things wrong with the photo. Also Charlotte's teeth. Also Charlotte's hair length.

If you look at her hair in December, there's no way her hair could have grown that much. What's wrong with Charlotte's teeth without being... No, not like it's just incongruous with what her teeth have looked like in like paparazzi photos recently. And what's wrong with Kate's neck? There is a line where her jacket meets her neck and her hair. Do you see? Pixelated. I do. Yeah. So it's not that people thought this was a Photoshop fail. People thought this was AI generated. Oh my God. And then wait, so people

were being, you know, you can't talk about, Kate Middleton can't do anything right now without people freaking out about it. Cause what started as a joke is now like a full blown conspiracy theory where in the world is Catherine Middleton and so people were very quick to point out all of these things and really be like it kind of feels like this photo was used you know like and generated by AI then after all this hoopla on the internet people like going crazy the Associated Press recalled the photo so the way that it works like the Associated Press like gets a photo and then distributes it to like every newspaper. And so when they have a headline,

that's why so many newspapers have like the same exact headlines because it just, it came from the wire on AP. It's the wire, yeah. Companies like Associated Press, Reuters, are like these sort of overseers and then they distribute to like every- Feeders, yeah.

Yeah. So they kind of recalled the photo and they said, we have reasons to believe the photo's been manipulated and we're just like, we have reasons to believe the photo has been manipulated. And we're just like, we're not putting out fake news, essentially. So that then spurred like, holy shit, we were fucking around. But like, it's true.

Got it. So then he put out a statement saying, quote, like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion in the family photograph we shared. And I wanted to apologize for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother's Day. So now. Okay, I just want to say the photo recall thing, I kind of interpreted it differently as like they realized this photo came like from Kate. They realized that it wasn't good. And so they stopped people from sharing it anymore because it's like now Kate decided she doesn't want it to continue being

shared no that's not how it works like you can't just decide you want a photo not shared on the internet and AP is gonna approve no just saying they have relationships by the way so read AP's statement right right right no but I'm just saying that's the lens that I read it through where it's like oh fuck like we take it back no. Citriol Z. So when people started theorizing, I was like, oh, classic, whatever. I'm sure they Photoshopped the photo to be as beautiful as they wanted it to be. And I don't, Photoshop fails don't bother me. Like, whatever. Then the AP thing.

And I was like, oh, damn, there's definitely something more. Maybe the people who are like joking about AI, like we're onto something. And now Kate's losery ass statement. Oh, silly little mom. I'm an amateur photographer. Uh, no. Something's going on. I don't think it's AI generated.

If you were a conspiracy theorist before. I don't think it's AI generated because this literally happens every time they put out a family photo. That like, AP has never recalled the photo. Okay. I don't care about the AP.

Like they're dishonest journalists. I don't get my truth from them. I'm looking at the photo. I don't care about the AP like they're dishonest journalists I don't get my truth from them I'm looking at the photo I don't think it's AI because the AI has a look to it that this photo does not have I think look at the kid on the left's fingers oh he's crossing his fingers oh that I thought was funny because I feel like she made him promise something that he then crossed you know how kids do that like you're so sweet I'll smile first'll smile. First of all, look at her fingers. I'm seeing her fingers on Charlotte. No, no, sorry.

Charlotte's fingers. Okay. Her wrist is like detached from her hand. Yeah, that to me is like Facetune fail. I just feel you. Wait, hold on. I'm going to pull up all the discrepancies people have pointed out. My bigger question.

So this is what I'm saying. I don't think think it's AI but I do think the photo was like edited so that everyone looked absolutely their best they took like a million photos and then they used the version of everyone right that's best and they put it together why can't you just take one decent photo like maybe someone isn't giving their best smile but like people take family photos all the time yes it's hard to get three children to smile at the same time but like people take family photos all the time. Yes, it's hard to get three children to smile at the same time but like two out of the three are grown children who are obedient. It's just the one with the cross face, Louis, who likes to cause trouble.

Yes, he likes to cause trouble but there is like weirdness all around this photo. Like I will, there's a lot going on. Her hair couldn't possibly have grown that long. Kate's hands look fake. Oh, her right hand, the one on Louis, is blurry as fuck. Okay. a lot going on her hair couldn't possibly have grown that long uh kate's hands look fake oh her right hand the one on lewis it's as blurry as fuck okay you saw the neckline the wrist the kid's hand there's more that people have pointed out there's something wrong with this photo and like

it's i do think it goes beyond not to be like such a conspiracy theorist because at first i was like haha but no there's something going on but here's if there's something going on, what's the theory? That she wasn't well enough to take a photo for Mother's Day? Where's her wedding ring? Well, I don't think she would intentionally put out a photo without a wedding ring. I think it means nothing. Where's my wedding ring? Okay, but you're not taking an official family photo for your history books. If books they had all these things they wanted to hide they could have easily used an old

picture people would have figured that out too no and yeah it's an old picture that i like of my family why does it have to be today oh yeah yeah like when they were all babies yeah like something that represents motherhood yeah i don't know what's going on but honestly i'm i believe it i believe what okay what are people what is the running theory they don't know they don't know what's going on, but honestly, I believe it. I believe whatever they say. Okay, what are people, what is the running theory? They don't know. They don't know.

There is no, like, there's no conclusive. The theory is that she got a BBL. No, seriously. Like, what's, what, so what do they think happened? They're divorcing? I don't know. I think she's gone missing.

You think she's gone missing. So why not just post an old ass photo? I don't know. I need her, like that Range Rover photo, it was giving, you know, Madame Tussauds. Also AI, if they're going to mess with hands, like they're giving you six fingers. Yes.

They're not doing this. Pinky promise. I crossed on it. You're such a mom. Like he's crossing his fingers. Cause he like said something untrue. He probably said, okay,

I'll smile. Sound off in the comments. What do you think is going on with Kate Middleton? Yeah. I'm waiting till Easter. After Easter, all bets are off. But she has my good faith,

my benefit of the doubt till Easter. Fair. So I'll see you guys in April and we'll have a conversation. And they usually do like a big Easter service so will she be spotted at the church?

The world may never know. No no we'll know on Easter. Yeah yeah it's like a big deal for them. Right. So just practice patience is all I'll say. I'm having fun in the meantime. Okay. I'm happy for you.

Our fifth and final story is a little Ari news because it was a very Ari heavy weekend. I listened to the album this morning. She performed on SNL this weekend, two songs and then did some sketches, but she performed We Can't Be Friends and Imper and imperfect for you and as I stated on Friday we can't be friends is such a bop agreed such an amazing song I can't stop listening to it however I need to say that the way I interpret the song when I first heard it I thought it was about her and Spongebob it's like yeah you

can't be friends because like I love you too much sort of thing of course because I want to fuck and and the lyric that's like take all your papers and pens wait until you like me again I thought was about like the media and the public like I know this song is about Dalton we can't be friends because like I fucking hate you um I'll wait until you like me again because you fucking hate me and then she put out the music video for the song which you know she makes does not mince whereas this is about her marriage that ended I love that song as well I listened to the whole album this morning

so funny I watched an interview I forget I think maybe it was Zane Lowe where she said her two like greatest musical influences have and always will be Mariah Carey for her like song writing and Imogen Heep for her production and Ari's like very into producing her own music yada yada and ever since she said that like I hear so much

Imogen Heap like the album is so Imogen yeah that's true on we can't be friends though I think it sounds like a robin dancing on my own a little bit every time the chorus is about to come in I feel like it's about to start singing I'm in the corner just listen to it like that next time maybe someone could do a mashup for me I love a mashup internet DJs get on it if I had musical production skills that would be something I'd be really passionate about because I'm really good at like hearing two songs and realizing which songs are similar and if I could make mashups like I would crush it DJ Earworm would be favorite thing to do dj earworm would be out of a job i actually think dj earworm is out of a job that's not funny like i hope that he works forever because

unemployment is no joke no it's not and i love dj earworm i think he's the best dj of our time wow those are that's a strong statement yeah i do i don't think anyone can do it like DJ Earworm damn yeah I said it I said it yes and say that shit with your chest I'm surprised she didn't perform that on SNL but I kind of love that like I'm over that song on to the next yeah no I thought the uh sets were really beautiful she looked beautiful for imperfect for you. And she was at the Oscars. So she's been, you know, bi-coastal all weekend.

I have to say, probably one of my least favorite hairstyles debuted on every, any red carpet ever. Even though I've been liking this era of hair for her. Me too. I love the blonde. It's super cute.

It was literally like a, it was swirly curly, like you need to brush out your curls. Yeah. Like, you know, Anna Paquin from True Blood when she was like six she was the youngest person to ever win an Oscar yeah um I think she wore her hair like that Shirley Temple Shirley Temple with the curly Q and Shirley

squirrely Temple it was horrible it was horrible yeah but it was giving Anna Paquin okay so that's like well one note from the weekend. And of course, you know, I'm sure the climate change activists will be looking into her flight log from how she got to New York to LA. So quickly she walked, don't worry. She walked,

she's fine. Her bicycle. Yeah. Other than that, good weekend for Ari. I feel like the cycle is like, we're moving through it and people are enjoying the music, which is benefiting her personally

and her reputationally. Slowly shedding like the homewrecker vibe. Yeah. And she must like really fucking love SpongeBob is all I'll say. By the way, they have not, like do we have confirmation that they're still together?

The last they were actually spotted was at that Broadway show like kind of a while ago. No, I think they're still together. It wasn't that actually spotted was at that Broadway show like kind of a while ago. No, I think they're still together. It wasn't that long ago. By the way, same, but we don't know that. No. They better be together is all I'm going to say.

Yeah. It's just so crazy because like she was on SNL. I figured she was in the room with someone. And then she's at the Oscars. She's in the room with all these people and she could date any of them. I know. I was thinking the same thing. But SpongeBob's the man for her.

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