The Toast - AI Could Never: Tuesday, May 9th, 2023
Episode Date: May 9, 2023‘RHOA’ Kim Zolciak Files For Divorce From Kroy Biermann (TMZ) (18:44) Britney Spears’ ‘Brutally Honest’ Book Delayed Over Concern From A-Listers (Page Six) (31:38) Dianna Aron Resp...onds to Decade-Long and ‘Wildly Untrue’ Speculation About Taylor Swift Relationship (People) (37:01) ‘The Kelly Clarkson Show’ Moving Cross Country From Universal to 30 Rock (Variety) (47:48) Braxton Berrios Spotted with TikTok Star Alix Earle After Sophia Culpo Breakup (Page Six) (51:50) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having a great day thus far.
How are you? I'm good. How are you? No, I'm really good. Thank you so much for asking. You're welcome.
How are you? I'm okay. What's got you down? No, nothing. Tuesday blues? Tuesday blues day?
It's been like a crazy couple of weeks for me i'm headed to dallas
tomorrow i'm running on fumes you know yeah but the toast always has a way of fuming me back up
so that's what we do we fumigate why don't you check back in at the end of the show okay i bet
you i'll be doing better i probably won't even remember to check back in because i will have
already forgotten that you were so unwell because you'll be doing so amazingly at the end of the
show and that's how you know i couldn't even fathom you not having been amazing a mere 50 minutes prior.
Jackie, that's beautiful.
I like your pants.
You look cute today.
Thanks.
I ordered some clothes from ASOS Maternity.
So I'm just kind of like wearing all of them at the same time.
That's so important that when you open a package of new clothes that are supposed to be like
your seasonal wardrobe, that you wear them all at once the first day.
Yeah.
So I got some like slit leggings like Turdy wears but they're maternity maternity maternity and this
big t-shirt which like could be cool I needed like some necklaces or something yeah you know what I
think I do no no come on be a good sis like you're so gorgeous and skinny like give me a fucking
necklace okay like fine here and I'm only giving this necklace because it's my I i invented it because jackie got the necklace and then i bought it and copied it
so i was like thinking that's what i needed to like make this outfit more of an outfit and less
of like just clothes a big shirt okay it looks great on you looks cool yeah feeling so bare
it's fine no it's good you're like you're simple and low-key today. And while we're talking about our fashion inspiration,
let's talk about your pants.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
We need to talk about your pants.
Oh, you don't like them?
No, remember you bought them?
No, I didn't. I was in the fitting room with you.
I didn't.
Let me tell you.
What happened?
Wow.
Are those not the ones from the fitting room?
They're a dupe.
They're a dupe.
Oh, right, because they were so expensive you couldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
Alice and Olivia, I need to talk to both of you I tried on like cute silk trousers I was like let
me try something new I'm always wearing like athleisure pants leggings flared you know slit
plant plant pants I love wearing slit plants I said turny let's try something new and I just
picked up these like silk trousers from Alice and Olivia they were so cute they were like cargo
pants like pockets up and down the side and I literally. So you were going in on the big pants trend.
Yes.
I called Jackie.
I was like, am I crazy or do these look amazing?
She was like, no, they look amazing.
$600.
I didn't say that.
What?
I didn't say they looked amazing.
I was really uncertain of them.
That's not how I remember it going down.
That's so funny how perception is everything.
Maybe I was just like, I knew. I was so overly confident. I'm like, you only heard me say that. You weren how perception is everything maybe I was just like I
knew overly confident I'm like you only heard me say that you weren't even listening to what I said
yeah what did you say like I just wasn't sure about them because they're super trendy yeah I
wouldn't personally like really know how to style them but I was like you are on your own style
journey turdy Lou so I then went online and I like searched the pants maybe you know the real real
had them or maybe like somebody was just putting them
on sale on, you know, some website.
Thread up.
Right.
Or no, like, you know, list.com is always like, you can buy them here for a dollar from
the Netherlands.
Nothing.
Then I searched dupe.
Alison Olivia dupe.
Why can't you say it right?
It's a TikTok trend.
Okay.
Where it's like you pick something up and you're like, Chanel dupe. Why can't you say it right? It's a TikTok trend. Okay. Where it's like you pick something up and you're like,
Chanel dupe.
Because people got dupe culture so out of control.
Like, look at this dupe.
Oh my God.
So the TikTok girlies will get it.
And I found these Zara ones.
They were like 50 bucks.
And they look, you thought they were the Allison Olivia?
I did.
They look exactly the same.
Zara, Zara, whatever you call it.
And you're liking the trouser life.
I'm pro trouser in general.
I like a nice pant.
Yeah.
I need to see how I photograph, how I film.
But it's nice to change it up.
Yeah.
It is nice to change it up.
Elastic waistband.
I'm in.
You know?
You look nice.
I can't believe you thought I was wearing the real thing.
I would have never known.
Shouldn't have told me.
No, it's okay. I'm proud of my du my dupe seriously i'm a proud dupey dupe girl
that's really that's really crazy i know i can't believe you thought they're real
you know so we're just both in our new in our new garb in our new garb um i got a couple other
things from asos maternity One dress like had a stain.
Ew.
And like I think,
I think it was someone postpartum because it was like,
looked like a milk stain.
And it was in this spot.
That's sweet.
But don't fucking send it back.
No, of course.
Maybe.
To me.
Maybe it's a design choice,
like a maternity themed.
No, because I got it in like another color.
The other color.
Had no milk.
I didn't even open that one
because I knew I would like it so much,
but I didn't check first aid.
There was no way it was going to happen twice.
Okay.
Rank maternity clothes.
Like.
Where to shop.
Yeah.
Literally just keep wearing the biggest things in your closet.
I don't really love,
I haven't found,
stumbled upon maternity clothes that I'm passionate about,
but in last pregnancy and this pregnancy,
I ordered from Asus maternity,
like for basics, like leggings. They have really nice leggings like they're so stretchy
stretchy like you don't feel the band the tightness yeah uh and like t-shirts like this is a maternity
t-shirt so it's like it's it has a little more give in the belly is important um i also just ordered from hatch which is like the maternity
shop the go-to the go-to they had like some really nice pieces it was a little more expensive so i'm
really excited to get it to see if it was like worth the money they had sent me some stuff in
my last pregnancy that i did like um and then i just i i bought i checked out the whole website
they did a collaboration with free people movement so for like oh leisure and some of this stuff is really cute so I'm hoping that it looks cute on
me you know I actually just ordered from free people I got so influenced by a whole Arielle
Charnas did you see it she just like here are Arielle's selects it's like oh great a fabulous
person is shopping on the website for me and I bought like four things great loved it I'm so
susceptible to being influenced you know what I was influenced by what this Amazon live I watched last night oh my god the time of my life I always see influencers
doing Amazon live like I've seen Madison LaCroix do them Paige Disorbo does them all the time
and me and Margo were asked to do one since we're working with Amazon this week to go to the ACM
awards and I was nervous yeah how nice for you guys like that's really fun I was nervous I'm
not gonna lie have an amazing time.
It's an hour long.
And there were like a lot of rules.
It's not like lawlessness here at the Toes where we could say whatever we want.
You know, obviously we couldn't curse.
And we were, you know, showcasing a lot of different items for travel and beauty.
So there were like certain things.
You don't want to be negative about the items.
Exactly.
Or about anything.
Right.
Which is hard.
You don't want to sell negativity.
No.
It was so much fun uh a lot
of people from the toes tuned in which i really appreciate it was like nice to be amongst like
like-minded people i watched it while i got ready this morning just to kind of relive the magic
yeah i watched it while it was live but i couldn't be plugged in for the whole thing and then later
that night i started it again it was funny right like it was really good we were being like crazy
and you guys had really good selects yeah we did and we both like had we're wearing full outfits from amazon that were really
cute i've got a cart full of stuff i haven't placed my order yet but i was influenced to get
that gym bag i know margo stole it from seth oh i was like who's seth seth sorry oh damn i'll steal
from her yeah and no i'll give you guys the affiliate commission yeah make sure i have an
amazon storefront now and the merch there was like a Luke Combs t-shirt that was like super cool
that's like my maternity go-to Amazon has you know I can get I can see if I can pull some strings
get you some free merch yeah yeah yeah I really liked that yeah they have um ACM exclusive merch
which is cool because I like it and then I was also inspired to click the Norma Kamali tab because
I loved your dress
and she has great stretchy clothes.
By the way, I feel like the dress that I wore is like a cute maternity, like the belly.
Yeah.
Maybe I could try it.
Yeah.
Take it from me.
Okay, cool.
I already took like a million pictures in it.
It's yours now.
I need to go shopping in your closet.
I know.
Well, you were saying like, you know, the best thing to wear for maternity is just the
biggest thing in your clothes or your formerly fat sister.
Yeah.
Like I have so much clothing.
No, I keep asking you to like bring me stuff.
Yeah.
You should just come over. That's ideal. Because because some maternity clothes it's really not that cute
no you're compromising like comfort for style yeah but also like they think with maternity
clothes that it's just your belly that gets big and no blessed to all the women who go through
that no no blessing seven blessings on your head but like for the rest like what about the breasts where
am i supposed to put my breasts the hips the thighs like it's everything and they say like
shop your pre-pregnancy size and it's like i didn't just get a belly i'm not like your model
who put on a fake belly for this photo shoot right oh speaking of something but it's an impossible
situation like it's not even like i feel like there needs to be a clothing brand that's
that makes better maternity clothes it's like we all are shaping up differently yeah in this experience and you
just have to clothe yourself and get through maternity clothing is more personal than comedy
literally by the way something that we spoke about on the toast yesterday that I wanted to
just quickly talk about um is the conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift's book because I know
then you were it piqued your interest.
And you...
I saw some more compelling reasons why they think it's hers.
But Dumas posted that it is a music artist who's coming out with the book.
But what Dumas has heard is that it's like a big international singing group.
Makes me think like BTS, the way she described it.
Yeah.
Which would be like
an enormous disappointment.
Yeah, I don't think it's BTS.
They're like not even together right now.
If it's anyone but Taylor,
like it would be
an enormous disappointment.
Yeah.
Because I've like now
gotten comfortable
with the idea
that Taylor's writing a book.
Like I'm so...
So here were the other clues
that people shared with us.
The length of pages is 544 adds up to 13.
The audio book is 13 hours.
The announced date is June 13th.
Like that's the date.
June 13th.
You just changed your.
The announcement date.
Like when they say the name and title and author.
And then it comes out I think.
July 9th.
Or July 7th.
July 7th is Speak Now. Oh okay. So thenuly 9th or july 7th july 7th is speak now oh okay so then july 9th like in my eyes literally um so those are compelling reasons
and also someone said like the all too well music video she ends it as an author but like she also
plays uh cinderella in the yeah like she has a million music yeah yeah no you like when she
puts out as much content as she does,
you could really pick a reference from any of them
and make it work for your theory.
Right.
So that one is a little bit lighter.
There's compelling stuff.
It's compelling, but it honestly sounds too good to be true.
I mean, maybe it's Britney's memoir.
But we already have, like, all that detail.
We actually have a story about it today
because there's a lot of drama.
Is there? Yeah, there's a lot of Britney drama, period of drama is there yeah there's a lot of Britney drama period today yeah there's a
lot of Britney drama every day and honestly I don't really read into it yeah because it's a
dark dark hole and you get led I saw Ben showed me he's like did you see this TikTok and it was
like one of Britney's dancing videos slowed down and in the video she covers her face with her
hands and before she covers her face with her hands and
before she covers her face with her hands she has a smoky eye when she takes it off really quickly
there's no smoky eye and then eventually this smoky eye comes back and everyone's like it's an
AI generated video of Britney she's not doing well and they're making fake content I'm like no that's
literally just how fillers work filters work like when on TikTok when you cover your eyes and there's
like a makeup filter on it obviously takes the makeup off and then when you uncover your eyes it just takes a second to adjust who cares no it's that's what I'm saying
and you go it's like a time waster those Britney conspiracy theory holes like I can't get into it
so I really don't follow a lot of what's going on with Britney that was my original point
wow those are like maybe 45 seconds I won't get back I know no but I had to experience it so
therefore you do too I But I'm looking forward
to hearing what Brittany's
going through.
Yeah, yeah,
just re-her book.
Yeah, re-her book,
which I feel like
we've been talking about
for a long time.
Yeah.
And I'm sure some of the stories
you're going to deliver
maybe explain why they're delayed.
Yes, in addition to there
being a paper shortage.
That was the first reason why.
Oh, I didn't know that.
That was a while ago.
That sounds like a lie.
Everyone else's book
is coming out.
Right, right.
No one's delayed,
but the special paper Brittany needs is delayed.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Interessant.
Yeah, I don't think this book is ever coming out.
We'll get to it.
That's a very good, like, stance to take.
I don't think that's entirely impossible.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we've got a great show.
Yesterday's episode was so fabulous.
I just, like, I watched it a thousand times.
I'm sure.
Because then you could relive Eris again.
Yeah.
And I watched my own vlog up on Patreon 45,000 times.
And everyone's loving the vlog.
So patreon.com slash a toast if you want all the behind the scenes tea about Eris weekend
in Nashville.
Yeah.
It's a really fun watch.
And I feel like maybe like.
We could jump in.
It's like so crazy for us only to jump in after 12 minutes oh my gosh anything else we want to talk about well I just wanted to shout out to
Amazon while we were talking about your live stream for the kindle gift I brought it for you
will you actually grab it from my purse dirty Lou when Margo and I got to our green room at the
Amazon live yesterday there was a gift there for us it took us like a second to figure out what it
was and they made one for Jackie too it is the new kindle it's called the kindle scribe it's bigger than my head kindle
scribe it's huge it's really like a home kindle and now like your regular paperweight is like
your travel kindle yeah and they bedazzled the back for us with our initials Jackie's has a big
pink j on it I brought it for you it's dead sorry um is that not the coolest it's heavy it's so cool
like uh the perfect gift doesn't exist
yes it does I read on mine last night I finished the social climber which is a book that you
recommended and you didn't love it I liked it like if I don't love a book I won't finish it
so if I finish a book I like it um I found it to be like a little predictable a little long
it was predictable it was like she wasn't trying to hide it. It was just you were putting everything together really slowly.
But she was telling you.
Yeah.
Do you see the twist at the end?
Yes.
You saw that coming?
There were so many Easter eggs about like the drinking.
Oh.
Like I figured.
One thing about me.
Like I'm dumb as rocks.
But I can figure out a thriller.
The thing is I don't try.
Like unless the thrillers take me a really long time to finish.
I don't try to figure it out. Like I take me a really long time to finish I don't try to figure it out like I just sort of let it be let it be but I did start the new Sally Hepworth book last night oh sucked me right in oh good let me know how it is you right in
because that's gonna be my selection for book club I'm only like five percent but I'm sucked
Sally Hepworth is a sucker yeah she'll suck you right in so I'll keep you posted but it was enjoy
the new kindle it was nice to be sucked. The charger and the power button are on the side.
Left.
Your charger's not charging on my Kindle?
Because it got used to your Kindle instead of mine.
And it's a USB-C charger.
So the same one you use for your laptop.
Look at this Kindle.
Yeah.
So it was a really good gift.
I'm so excited.
No, and I'm just like so excited that I got one.
Of course.
Because obviously like it was.
You were feeling left out. Yeah, it was like your incentious experience like it was just so
generous that you guys at Amazon thought of me like seriously thank you I would have been depressed
if you guys got well like I only got a kindle because you introduced me to kindles no no I
wouldn't be right no it wouldn't be right but it could have been what happened no but the universe
wouldn't have allowed something so egregious to occur Margo would have had to hide yours and never let me know
that you got that.
We would have had to
contact whoever company
who bedazzled it
and had another one made.
Literally.
And we'd say,
Jackie, they got you one too.
They're shipping it to you.
They shipped it to your
house in Florida.
You'll get it later.
Literally.
Literally.
But need not occur.
No.
So thank you.
You're welcome.
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Yeah.
I don't even want to get into this first story.
It's so crushing.
This first story is like the closest we've ever needed
to having an emergency episode of The Toast yesterday.
Yeah.
We've never had an emergency episode.
I don't know if we ever will, but I really considered it.
Me too.
It was so devastating.
Soul crushing.
When news broke that Kim Zolciak Bierman has filed for divorce from Croy Bierman.
Kim is pulling the plug on her marriage, filing for divorce from Croy on the heels of the couple's financial struggles.
According to legal docs obtained by TMZ, the Real Houses of Atlanta star lists April 30th as the date of separation between her and the former NFL star.
The two were married for 11 years and have four kids together during that time.
Plus, Croy adopted Kim's two daughters. So in total, they're six. Oh my God. There's so many
layers to this that are so devastating. Like, I'm such a believer in Kim and Croy's love. I feel
like I've followed their journey for so many years from Atlanta to Don't Be Tardy. And he was such a
good husband. And she was like, so happy. And I feel like, you know, it was such a good husband and she was like so happy and I feel like you know it was such
a fairy tale and he adopted the girls and I'm devastated like I'm so bereft I don't there are
no words I know she said she's filing because the marriage is quote irretrievably broken with no
hope of reconciliation which is court words you know you have to like check something so that's
the box yeah she's asking for primary physical custody of the kids in joint legal custody she also wants spousal
support and to legally restore her maiden name also yesterday it broke on tmz that kim and croy
owe over one million dollars to the irs in unpaid taxes interest and penalties from 2013 2017 and
2018 and they also owe the state of georg15,000 from unpaid taxes in 2018.
It was reported a few months ago that their house was in foreclosure in February.
And then like the day it was supposed to foreclose, they like paid the bills.
And like Brielle and Ariana denied that that was true.
They were talking to the paps.
So that was unclear.
There's always been like very...
A financial cloud.
Curiosity.
Yeah.
Above them.
So then the million dollars owed to the IRS.
But that dropping the same day as the divorce does make me question.
Like perhaps this is a, you know, strategic financial move.
I don't know.
I don't see how this could benefit either one of them.
No, but like this is literally similar to like when Erica Jane announced her divorce.
A lot of people just assumed it was because of all of his legal troubles.
That ended up not being true.
Yeah.
No, but it was like.
I'm just grasping at straws, like looking for anything.
There's no way these two aren't going to be together forever.
I know.
It's really, really sad.
I imagine that the financial hardships have put a strain on their
relationship but I thought that they're the type that could get through anything and like Kim would
just be like even if it was like Croy's fault that the taxes didn't get paid maybe he was in
charge of like taxes in their house like she would be like I stand with Croy you know she was like
ride or die we'll make the million but you know their show they they haven't like I don't know in terms of
income where they're getting it from like he no longer plays in the NFL they're no longer reality
stars on Bravo and they influence and stuff but they live a very lavish life but couldn't she
just like call Andy no and be back on Atlanta oh on Atlanta yeah for a big paycheck everyone would
love to have I would simply pass away.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's an option.
I thought you meant Don't Be Tardy.
No, because that, like, if people don't want to watch your show, they don't want to watch
your show.
I can't relate to those people, but.
Yeah, people who didn't watch Don't Be Tardy, like, just will never know what an absolute
joy it was.
Like, even towards the end when, like, I think their ratings were dwindling and they got,
like, a little desperate for storylines and they, like on like a family RV trip around the country you never saw better
TV in your life like this is a family and now that the younger kids are like getting older I
would love for it to come back this is a family like prepped and primed for reality television
towards the end like it was not like all good things come to an end but it was still good
why not Real housewives?
If she needs a job,
like I feel like that's always waiting for her.
Oh, you know what?
I never even thought of that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have to assume.
Yeah.
And like in one season,
she could pay this bill off.
Yeah.
And then her and Croy could get back together.
Has nobody over there thought of this?
Yeah.
No, maybe it hasn't come up.
Like no one's thought of it.
Thought of it.
Yeah.
No, it's a really good idea.
So problem solved.
I'm fully living in denial like until I hear more.
Like until Kroy is out of the house, like I will not believe it.
Yeah.
They're so in love and they're so physically attracted to one another
and they like love each other so much.
And they have this big ass family.
Like there's no fucking way.
I feel like something had to have happened
because I feel like she would have they would
have pushed through anything anything yeah and also what does this mean as like for croy as like
a father to ariana and brielle yeah what does it mean he did adopt them i think it just depends on
their relationship yeah like you know what i mean yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. To cry. Do something bad. Misbehave. Right.
Or are they just, have they grown apart?
I don't, like, I can't see how that happened.
But, you know, sometimes it's like.
Soulmates don't grow apart.
I know.
They don't.
Like, I.
With the six kids.
No.
And, yeah.
I'm upset.
Like, I'm so upset.
I know you are.
And if only cameras were rolling.
We'll never know.
I feel like we will know. Because they're all public public figures they're all kind of open books and their fame is also wrapped up in their
personal lives so eventually like they will share in one format or another maybe maybe we're having
a hard time getting kim cast back on real housewives of atlanta maybe for the paycheck
she even wanted,
and now like a global scandal like this, a divorce,
will, you know, bring her up a few notches
and then get her more money.
I'm just spitballing here.
It's a good theory.
My only hole with it is like filing for divorce
for that is a little extreme.
She could have either leaked a rumor about her divorce
or filed for a separation,
like to file for divorce, goodbye, good day, sir. No, but also it says their date of separation is April a separation. Yeah. To file for divorce.
Goodbye.
Good day, sir.
No, but also it says their date of separation is April 31st.
That's literally five days ago.
What does it mean?
April 30th. Because April 31st isn't a date on the calendar.
One thing about me, I will never know.
30 days past September, April, June, and November.
All the rest have 31 except for February, which is 28.
You don't know that riddle?
30 days past September. does that mean include September in the months that have 30 days 30 days with September
April June and November all the rest have 31 I don't need that last part I'm not a fucking moron
like I know February is 28 my god that's like sometimes
that's a wholly unnecessary yeah I know leap years too that is a wholly unnecessary part of
the riddle like that is her actual brain dead morons and you're not there no I'm not there
okay like please give me a little respect like I know that okay cool yeah see learn something new
and just like a fun fact about me is like I really do understand
leap years like why we have them do you prefer months that have 30 days or 31 days I have so
much going on in my life like I don't think about that do you with patreon I prefer 31 yeah more
time to get the content up it gives it's a real like makes a difference the month feels so short
when it's 30 I guess it just depends like am I having a bad month 30 I'm having a good month
31 and it depends what month we're entering like I want to get there right right is there something Month feels so short when it's 30. I guess it just depends. Like, am I having a bad month? 30. I'm having a good month? 31.
And it depends what month we're entering.
Like, I want to get there.
Right, right.
Is there something exciting coming up?
Or am I dreading something in June?
Like, April to May?
Like, I'm ready to get to May.
May to June?
No, actually, I disagree.
No?
April and May are like the best weather.
It's like April, May, and June, they go by so fast.
And the next thing you know, it's like we're dying of heat in the summer.
April's overrated.
I disagree.
What's your favorite month?
Shut up.
My favorite month.
Shut up.
My favorite month.
It's December.
Because it's coldest.
Well, yeah.
It's actually not coldest in December.
No, no.
December, I love Christmas time.
Like it's, there's so much holiday joy and spirit.
I just love it.
You're the holiday cheermeister.
I am the holiday cheermeister.
We also always take like our annual family vacation
and usually in December.
It's an exciting time.
Nobody's working.
Like everyone's just like kind of decided.
That's the most time off we have during the whole year.
Yeah.
And everyone has time off.
So it's just like exciting.
Yeah.
What's your favorite month?
Well, you make a really good case for December now.
But I feel like October is always a good vibe it's a spooky
vibe oh my god it's so spooky yeah quaking but no it's like a chilly vibe it's yeah we're entering
into that festive time of year it's all ahead of us that's good I like that my birthday's ahead of
us like I spend like I find myself many times throughout the year being like oh wow holiday
season is upon us.
Yeah.
Like I so look, it's not normal.
And I don't even celebrate like the holiday Christmas.
I just love the holiday cheer.
And I really wait all year long for October, November, December.
Waiting all year for October, November, December.
What is that?
Waiting all day for Sunday night.
That did not sound at all like what you just sang.
I feel like it did.
I feel like it didn't.
We'll leave a comment.
We'll circle back.
Sound off in the comments.
Did you know what Jackie was singing?
The bar for engagement is so low.
No, honestly, I'm like, I'm really upset.
I know I'm trying to distract you.
About Kim and Cray.
What's your favorite month?
I think it's spurred an interesting combo. I think I'm trying to distract you. About Kim and Cray. Can you tell? What's your favorite month? I think it's Spard.
Spard, interesting combo.
I think it was one of your better questions.
No one's ever asked.
Like, I've never thought about it.
What's your favorite color?
My favorite color is pink.
Like, I don't have a favorite color.
Like, I think.
So you.
No, no.
Like, I'm not trying to be pick me.
No, not indecisive I think like having a favorite color is quite possibly like the dumbest thing oh for sure but you asked me no I know it's just like a thing I feel like when you go on dates I
don't like make it my personality like my favorite color no no not but just like to have one like
why are all humans required to have a favorite color? I don't think they're required, but it's like, what do you gravitate towards?
Like that gym bag from your Amazon Live.
It comes in every color.
Which one do you like?
Well, it just depends, you know?
Well, it's just different for the gym bag because I did like the cream, but like I wouldn't
say cream's my favorite color.
Right.
Even though you're wearing a cream shirt.
Even though I'm like, I love.
And cream shoes.
I'm obsessed with cream these days.
All roads lead to cream.
Creamy vibes
Sad beige
Sad
But then I have to
Right
Because it's sad beige
So Kim and Kory
We're sending you so much love
There's nothing you guys
Can't work through
And just know
Like the country's
Rooting for you
Yeah
We were rooting for you
We were all rooting for you
We're still rooting for you
How dare you
No no no
We're still rooting for you
I'm not gonna
Like
I'm sure it's a really hard time Like I'm not gonna get harder by being upset with
them because I'm sure when you're a public figure it's like not only do you have to like process
your divorce and you hate your husband and whatever but it's like letting people down yeah
but you like yeah I don't want to add to that I'm just refusing to believe until I know more I think
that's a pretty good stance to take I that's my typical one. Yeah. And then you come to find out like Lala and Randall then you start hating the relationship so
much because you find out the truth about it. Yeah. It makes parting with it very easy. Wait I saw
something yesterday I just wanted to double check before. You know the picture of Taylor Swift and
Matt Healy. People are saying it's AI generated,
but I don't, I've only seen that in the comment section.
Like, but every publication is still posting it.
I know.
I was thinking about that before I went to bed
because people were commenting
that the Taylor Swift, Matt Healy picture was AI generated.
And it really, it made me want to have a conversation about AI.
We had one last week, but let's have another one.
Because if even like reputable news outlets
can't decipher between what's AI generated
and what's actual news,
there is quite literally no hope for our world. Yeah. Like we're fucked. Yeah that's
amongst some of the problems but the good news is is that AI actually attempted to do an episode
of the toast. And failed abysmally. And it was so terrible like I feel really I have feel like I have
job security. We saw a toaster who did like an AI generated episode of the toast and it was like
this script and it was so dumb and not funny like I've never felt more
secure in my life literally I told you I actually had higher expectations for AI me too maybe it
was like a bad AI system no or like which episodes were they learning from right obviously not the
current one no maybe like but then it's like AI you're not even up to date what are you what are you doing so i just think like i think the picture is real you do i have no idea i do
okay because i like it that's so fair that's not why i think it's real but like i think
we would know if it was ai it's so crazy this AI thing maybe there'll be an AI turdy soon no fucking way that'd be good you could be
here there everywhere nobody would ever replicate the OG turdy OG turdy greater than AI turdy
ain't that the truth are you ready for our next story yeah like I need to move on from this
toxicity yeah moving on because Britney Spears' brutally honest book has been delayed over concerns from A-listers.
So The Sun reported on Sunday
that Britney's...
It sounds like a lie.
Britney's publisher,
Simon & Schuster,
received strongly worded
legal letters
from those who fear
what the singer has written.
Quote,
Britney is brutally honest
in the book.
There are a lot of nervous A-listers,
an insider told the outlet.
Strongly worded legal letters
have been sent to the publishers
by people who know Britney
and who fear what she has written. The source added that not only is there no movement on the
book at the moment, but there are also new concerns over when it will eventually be able to come out.
Although the report didn't name names, some famous names surrounding her are Justin Timberlake,
Kevin Federline. She has a lot of A-listlist friends I don't think they're the ones writing letters like Paris Hilton right Madonna Selina I don't believe this like I feel like there's
significant delays with her book due to ongoing you know trauma in her life I feel like and they're
trying to give us like legitimate reasons like the paper shortage now this like but I don't think
that these are real I think if anybody's writing legal letters, it would be members of her family. Yeah.
Be careful what you write.
Yeah.
But I just don't think a book is forthcoming.
I feel like she's so not focused on writing a book.
I don't think she should be focused on writing a book.
Like I feel like that's what the world feels like is,
you know,
what she should have to do next in the publishing houses,
like scooped it up. But like, I don't think this is this is happening me neither and i don't think it's because of legal
letters there's also like a documentary or like a show coming out or like one episode show about
like britney's post-conservatorship life it's like called the price of freedom oh and it's
not good in terms of what like what's the in terms of showing what
she's like up to and and that she's not doing well well i think we would all agree she's not
doing well yeah but she but i think we all know that but we also like you're able to like live
your life and not be doing well and be free what some people consider weird but not have to be like
on lithium and in a conservative ship where you like don't even have keys to your car and right people are like
shoving a diaphragm in your right right right right like this is still a free country yeah
yeah no this book I I actually agree with your take like I don't think we'll ever see the light
of day I don't even I feel like it could possibly not even be written yet like and they're just like
making this stuff up because we announced like two years ago big advance for britney britney went to simon and chester and we keep updating
and there's no book yeah there's no book and i don't think there actually is currently a book
so you know page six and all these outlets are being fed fraudulence yeah that's what i think
or it's the publisher themselves by time sure somebody publisher themselves buying time. Sure, sure, somebody. Publisher themselves buying time.
Yeah.
I think that's it.
I'm just like, I can't even think about this book
because I'm so convinced there's a Taylor book.
No, and even if the book comes out,
honestly, I don't know that I would read it
because I don't know that I could be convinced
that Brittany wrote it.
No, yeah, by the way, that's also a really good point.
I think we all know.
She's just, not even because I don't think
she could write a book.
I think if she really
wanted to 100% she could.
She's like an artist.
She has a lot to say.
She's uninterested.
She's uninterested.
A hundred percent.
I think you know
what's not being said
like about the whole
Britney discourse
is like we're watching
Britney and it's like
this is clearly a person
who's deeply unwell
and we love her
and we support her
and we're happy she's free
but like there has to be
some sort of you know
brutal honesty when talking about Britney and I think somebody you know in her condition right
now and also just like after what she's been through it's not sitting down to write a 400
page book no and also like she writes really long Instagram captions so if she were to write a book
I'm sure they would be like in a similar vein and that's why you're like a lot of editing not what
I want to read and then if it actually was like more um
traditionally coherent or whatever I'd be like well Brittany didn't write that
right it would be hard to believe yeah yeah and I'm sure she is writing with someone I think that's
totally fine yes but we always say like the key most celebrities work with like editors or ghost
writers but like the best ones really are able to mimic the
celebrity's voice that was my problem with Mariah Carey's book I could not for the life of me
believe that she was like speaking that way it was just not her voice like we know her but I
thought Jessica Simpson whoever helped her write her book mimicked her voice to a tee uh Jeanette
McCurdy wrote her own book because she is like a writer and there was no way she's a writer girl same with writer girl. Same with Josh Peck. It was so I don't know if he worked with the writer but it was so Josh
Peck like it was so like you know Jewish boy from New York like it was such so his tone. Same with
Trudy's book. Same with Trudy's book. You can literally hear her speaking it. Because like I
talk in a very conversational and distinct way and that was the tone of the book as well. I thought
the same about Paris Hilton's book. I could hear in my ear I haven't read a celebrity memoir in so long when
you like you'll get back into it really quickly and then you'll be like thirsting for more like
Matthew actually that's not true I read both Jeanette's and Josh Peck's last year but before
that it's been so long Andy Cohen is on like his book tour his book tour comes his book third
diaries I think it's called the daddy diaries come out it's so crazy how like Andy's books were like the first and only books I
read and I'm like kind of like not like that interested in reading it yeah but I probably will
let us know keep us posted I will so that's where Brittany's out with her book a whole bunch of
nothing yeah are you ready for our next story yeah Diana. Diana Agron is responding to decade-long and wildly untrue speculation about her Taylor Swift relationship.
So the former Glee star is clearing the air about her relationship with Taylor Swift.
In an interview with Rolling Stone on Sunday, the actress was asked about being included in the linear notes for Swift's Song 22,
which led fans to believe that they were involved romantically at the time.
She said, me, oh, if only. she said of being the inspiration for the song that's more because of a friendship than
being the inspiration for the song but I would not be the person to ask about that I cannot claim
that when asked directly how she felt about being in a rumored relationship with Swift at the time
wow this fucking reporter's got balls I know she said quote that is so interesting I mean there
have been many stories about my dating life that are so wildly untrue that's funny so it's a neither
confirm nor deny right it's a very bizarre um middle ground response I can't believe somebody
finally just had the nerve to ask like these are these theories that have been swirling around on
the internet people like breaking down like the most minute little detail.
And this reporter just woke up and was like,
what if I just call Diana up?
Yeah.
And that's exactly what she did.
Yeah.
And we got, we honestly got less clarity than before.
I didn't know that 22 was the song.
So I guess I've always known.
She's in the notes for 22,
but also so are Ashley, Avignon, Claire,
Kisslinger and Selena Gomez.
Oh, I know that like the song that the Taylor fans are Ashley, Avignon, Claire, Kisslinger, and Selina Gomez. Oh.
I know that like the song that the Taylor fans who believe that her and Diana Agron were
in a relationship believe the song Wonderland on 1989 is about Diana.
Why?
Didn't you flash your green eyes at me?
I know.
Are they green?
It comes with a Cheshire Cat smile.
They are green and she does have a Cheshire Cat smile
but so does Taylor I forget why the whole theme is like Alice in Wonderland and there's some
connection I forget why there was a compelling argument made like about why Wonderland was a
Diana Agron potential song then they're you know they were close for a little while and then like
never to be seen again and then there was that tweet you know Taylor was like when Taylor was
really active on Twitter,
she was like,
oh my God,
at Diane Agron told me that tonight's episode of Glee,
they're doing one of my songs.
And then like that episode didn't air,
an episode of Taylor songs.
It was like,
it's like,
if you go down the rabbit hole,
which honestly I don't encourage,
it's so toxic.
There's compelling stuff.
I just want to say nothing you've shared right here.
Because I'm sharing half bits.
I can't recall.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Because I've moved on with my life. Okay okay there's like a whole sect of the fandom that like believes
Taylor was in a relationship with Diana Agron with Karlie Kloss with her old fiddler I've seen the
the Karlie Kloss stuff there's a lot of a lot of stuff on Karlie Kloss but I think that's because
Taylor writes a lot of songs about her relationship with Karlie Kloss it was like this whirlwind two
year friendship like best like sisters like sisters, and then nothing,
and then like the betrayal
of a lifetime,
you know?
What was the betrayal?
Scooter Braun,
like,
you know,
because her husband
is like a part of
like the Scooter Braun,
Carlisle group,
like money thing.
Yeah.
That's a problem.
When the words
of a sister
come back and whispers
that proves she was not.
Okay.
Yeah, there's a lot. A lot. Yeah okay there's a lot a lot yeah there's a lot
there um it's really crazy that someone asked diana agron about this i know it's literally like
next level especially because diana agron is not publicly like an out person right she's hetero
as far as we know so it's like kind of like that's why nobody has asked up until this point
because it's a line you don't cross like yeah and it's actually like a fucked up thing and I'm surprised it was a rolling stone
yeah it's like not getting more backlash like the reason why there are conspiracy theories is
because you don't ask people about this because unless they're out yeah it's none of your fucking
business whether she was in a relationship with someone so it's like it's actually like low-key
like a really depraved thing to do but like I respect the hustle I guess inevitable right
terrible I don't know I don't know I don't know
either but I think she handled the questions very beautifully by just giving us a word salad and
leaving us more confused than before but also open to the possibility of it being true let me tell
you something about that Diana Agron she's like a star she's kind of like low-key since Glee she's
very much like in the art fashion world um and she recently got married
can you look up to somebody like with with an important background you know okay Diana I just
saw a TikTok about it and I actually met her she was a delight like I was introduced and this person
was like you know Claudia's like a gleek which was so embarrassing she couldn't have been nicer
more delightful a girl I'd never met you you know? She's married to, was married to Winston Marshall,
and he was the banjoist and lead guitarist of Mumford & Sons.
Yes, yes, yes.
And now who is she married to?
She's with someone new, no?
She is.
I don't think so.
I feel like I saw she got married and it was like so classy,
but I often just make things up.
No, but she did get married in 2016.
They divorced in 2020.
That's like so Diana Agra on like Mumford and Sons you know her partner
Harold and Cart and who's he it's looking artsy he's a Belgian painter and a sculptor see she's
so like artsy now but it's just listed as partner oh so they're not married maybe like you know
domestic whatever yeah or maybe like boyfriend this panel just lists like a partner. Like a not spouse is a partner.
Right, right, right.
So I just feel like, you know, there's actually a lot.
And she's in something coming up.
I'm sure that's what she's doing press for.
I think we're about to see like the resurgence of Diana Agron.
I just want to say I'm incredibly here for it.
And don't forget about her role in Burlesque.
Oh my God.
I did forget about her role in Burlesque.
Well, don't.
She's one of the girls.
No, she's the like
bitchy fiance of the rich oh my god of the bartender yes yeah not kelton that's not
kellen lutz they're it's volchick they're the literal same person yeah the guy kellen lutz
who plays emmet in twilight gives major volchick from the oc vibes but the guy from but what's
volchick's name his name it doesn't matter his name is Volchek from the OC. Volchek. He's always playing like the bad boy.
What is his name?
Cam.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, yeah.
He is, and forever, from here to four,
he will be known as Volchek.
Yeah.
Yes, Diana Agron is in Burlesque.
There are like so many low-key
like fucking celebs in that movie.
I feel like a lot of people
don't even realize Kristen Bell.
I thought you were going to say Christina Aguilera.
No, no.
Of course you know Christina Aguilera and Cher.
But like Peter Gallagher, Stanley Tucci.
Julianne Hough.
Julianne Hough, Kristen Bell.
Yeah.
Star-studded.
Star-studded.
It's so good.
If you've never seen burlesque, today's the day.
No, if you've never seen burlesque, like that's not possible.
If you watch the show, you've seen burlesque.
I feel like it kind of didn't get it didn't what it did it didn't but
it's on e-movies we love every weekend and if you watch a show like you obviously watch e do you know
that e-movies we love i believe based on like the snippets that i've seen is making like original
movies now like hallmark ish i feel like you know once a quarter we have this talk about E.E.
how like I don't need to I don't need to be like I know that talk but I just want to get your take
on that they're doing original movies because they were like doing like a thing movies we love and
there was all these clips from movies I never saw people I never saw before and they're trying to
compete with like Netflix hallmark like original movies yeah and but they're trying to make it
seem like movies we love and it's like movies we've never seen or heard of.
No it sounds like
it's movies he loved.
Like because we don't
know these movies.
Don't bring us into this.
Who the fuck is we?
No like I'm pretty sure
that's what's happening at E.
That is like a new level.
And they didn't like tell anyone.
That's a new level of sadness.
And they're just pretending
like it's movies we all love
but you haven't seen
this one here.
Oh you're missing out
but like everyone's seen it.
Yikes.
That's like E.
Like how E went. I won't get into my whole spiel yeah
like how he went from like the network of the stars with e-news the kardashians living low
hand pretty wild to what they are now is so it's an x like it is an example to all other networks
like don't do what he did they even canceled like daily Pop and Nightly Pop, which were like the only two even remotely
relevant programs on their network.
But I won't get into it.
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Kelly is coming
to New York
what?
the Kelly Clarkson show
is moving across
the country
from the Universal lot
in LA
to 30 Rock
okay but I feel like
this was like
remember
yeah
she did like a test
she did like a week here
once
yeah to celebrate like
her new season and we thought it was permanent and we got we got bamboozled and now i'm here
to tell you it's permanent it's permanent oh my god where kelly's gonna live in new york i feel
she's gonna live in westchester she's like the kids like yeah who knows oh my god i need to
find out everything yeah so for the past two seasons her premiere week has filmed in new york
city but now she's taking her show to the big Apple for good the Kelly Clarkson show will move production from the Universal lot
in LA to NBC Studios in 30 Rock in New York for next season that's like quite a promotion I feel
like if you're in 30 Rock like I feel like that means the network is like really invested in Kelly
also I've learned from this article that there's a new expansion of a program called New York's Film Tax Credit, which incentivizes people to film here for tax benefits.
So some shows are moving here.
A lot of the actual daytime talk shows do film out of New York now.
The Talk and the Jennifer Hudson show are like two that are produced out of L.A., but
the rest are here.
Yeah, like Rachel Ray is here.
Yeah.
Drew Barrymore, Sherry, Tamron Hall, The View, Live with Kelly and Mark.
Like everyone's kind of here. Oh yeah, you're right. right everyone's kind of here they're making it beneficial tax wise no but
like the fact that they're putting her in 30 rock because i've been to a bunch of the studios they're
all like along 12th avenue they're not like in the most premium parts of town kelly getting top
billing at 30 rock is exactly what she deserves 100 but not even because we love her and like
they see her talent but because like she's in the ell slot she brought home like uh 11 Emmys I think oh wow I know her ratings are killer 11 at daytime Emmy
nominations and the show has scooped up 13 trophies during its run I'm so happy for Kelly
and I just want to know like what this means for us Kelly what does this mean for us I feel like
Kelly's not in like her you know social she's not gonna be like out and about at fancy restaurants you're not gonna see her at zero bond no no but you could
see her at like a mommy and me right so that's what i was gonna say now it's on you to like find
out like where the kids where are playing even like her kids are older creepy way i know we just
like we need to meet kelly we do i mean we should totally try and go to her show well now that she's in New York I
feel like we can get tickets just to watch but like Kelly in New York City I feel like the city's
gonna have a different air about it it's gonna be buzzy and I feel like she should do like a
residency at Radio City oh my god wait that's like low-key brilliant because we're always saying like
how is she ever gonna juggle like a real nationwide tour with a daytime daily talk
show like you film all day every day monday to friday she needs a residency kind of like jerry
seinfeld has a residency at beacon theater like people just come to him she's at a place in her
life where like she's kind of going to be like the face of this town no no i love it and think about
think about jackie think about what this means at christmas. Because New York is like the beacon of Christmas cheer.
And she's at 30 Rock.
As is Kelly.
As is Kelly.
I feel like we can get like a Kelly Christmas spectacular at Radio City.
Yeah.
Just we're throwing some ideas.
If anybody like works for Kelly, like feel free to take these.
Yeah, no, I think people from around the country would come to New York City for,
if Kelly was like, I'm playing Radio City like once a week indefinitely,
like they would come. Build it and they will come. Yeah. She did a Vegas residency that was like I'm playing Radio City like once a week indefinitely like they would come
yeah build it and they will come yeah she did a Vegas residency that was like short but successful
actually no did she ever get to do it it's it's forthcoming sure we had tickets it was before the
pandemic yeah no but it's like now with her new album chemistry um the Vegas residency is a part
of that it's like back on she could take after Vegas like bring that home to New York.
See how ticket sales go.
Yeah.
She's more popular than ever
especially now
with like her divorce
like there's like a lot
of like scandal around it
like there's
everything's coming up Kelly
and her in New York
this is so exciting.
It's really exciting
for the city.
Yeah the city needs it.
She's kind of the ambassador
like Kelly is to New York City
but Shannon is to Spritz
like the ambassador we need.
No this is incredible. This is wins forever on. Like the ambassador we need. No, this is incredible.
This is wins forever on.
Yeah.
I love it.
Love it.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
Yeah.
A little young people romance drama.
YPRD?
YPRD.
Because Braxton Berrios has been spotted with TikTok star Alex Earl.
Oh.
After his breakup with Sofia Colbo.
Oh, yeah. So I don't expect you to know
Braxton Berrios I do I do a football player no I do I do but he's a football player for the Jets
not anymore he uh no actually you're right but he's always in Miami oh because he's on the
Dolphins now oh right but I watched him get drafted on the Culpo show and I thought he
went back to the Jets but like the Culpo show
might have been filmed like two years ago no yeah that takes a long time like maybe got traded
maybe okay whatever TikTok influencer Alex Earl who obviously you do know was seen hanging out
with NFL star Braxton Berrios after his recent split from Sofia Culpo of the Culpo show an eagle
eyed fan posted a video on Friday of Alex and Braxton standing on an outdoor patio of celebpots adele's in miami the two stood next to each other as he laughed and chatted with
the waiter while she met with a fan and posed for photos um so it's clear that like they're together
from this video and they're both in town for like the grand prix but also they both live grand prix
it's called f1 formula one miami grand prix like nobody calls it the grand prix it's like f1
i think we're calling it the grand prix okay i think we're calling it the grand prix
that's true okay there's so many layers to this there's a lot of layers to this because this is
the first time i'm hearing that like they were like so there was speculation that sofia coppo's
boyfriend who's no offense like this irrelevant football player, and like, I just like a lot of girls
think he's cute,
but I don't think he's very good,
cheated on her.
I think he's fine.
Cheated on her.
With Alex Earl.
Yes.
And there was actually
like a video going around
from like one of the Coppo girlies
Instagram stories
where you can hear them
talking about it in the background.
Right.
Thus kind of confirming
some of the rumors.
Now,
but they were never even
spotted together.
Now they're like
officially spotted together.
That gives credence to the rumors that not only are they dating but that they might have
overlapped with when her relationship ended yeah which is not a good look for for for Alex or for
Braxton no certainly not for Braxton but it's so crazy because I watched the Copa show and like
Braxton and Sophia were so serious they were moving in together like she literally left Olivia
she was living with Olivia and she like literally all season was like I have to tell Olivia I'm moving out it's like the biggest deal but Sophia was ready she's very uh snitch like
um and she was like so excited honestly I would have thought at points watching the show that
Braxton and Sophia were going to get engaged before Olivia and Christian and so for them to
like go from being so serious to then not together at all like I think Sophia has been devastated by
it she's talked a little bit about it, but obviously it's a lot.
And now he's without,
I guess he's dating Alex Earl.
That's so tough.
Like, honestly,
actually just,
I met Sofia Coppa for the first time at Stagecoach and Aurora.
They were so nice.
Like it was me and Margot
and like it was just very sisterly.
And it was great.
But this is so weird
and it just feels bizarre for like a rumor now it's like
come full circle and now it's like true right yeah yeah maybe now they feel like enough time
has passed where they can like go to stuff together right and just like be dating but
like why this guy also so randomly like three years ago I actually sat next to Olivia not
Olivia Sophia and Braxton at a restaurant like they walked in and like were seated right next
to me and Ben and I was like You know I know everything
Did Ben know him
No
He goes a jet
He's not like
By the way
Being a jet
Is not some badge of honor
Like
He's not the jet
They're like the worst team
Now Aaron Rodgers is coming
So like maybe they'll be relevant
For a few years
But like
It's like
Oh you're a jet
Cool
I'm a shark
Like
Stop
It's not
Like if there's a New York team
It's the Giants
okay they're both pretty like the same no they're not they're okay but I'm telling you like I know
sports like they're not I don't know I think I'd rather be a jet I'd rather be a shark um wait but
something else I wanted to talk about so random there's been a lot of speculation because like
Alex Earl has been blowing up.
And you know she's never sat down for an interview.
Did you see she sat down for her first interview?
And guess where it was?
You'll never guess.
It was such a curveball but I loved it.
Give me a clues.
We really love this person.
Podcast?
No.
TV?
No.
Magazine? No. Movie? no tv no magazine no movie think you were on the right track ish with podcast radio yeah elvis duran no bigger ryan seacrest the biggest in the radio howard stern yes
isn't that interesting it hasn't come out yet yeah and he like he did his research
I think he like probably someone on his team was like we got to get this girl he's like what
but they explained like how it's going to be a big deal and he was like really impressed by her
she was very very well spoken and it was you know what it was so different I think a lot of people
were like she's going to go on call her daddy but I think in no world would they ever would I should
should either one of them have gone on like I don't think it would be good for
Alex to have her on I don't think it would be good oh they're both named Alex when is she gonna
realize I don't think it'd be good for Alex Cooper to have Alex Earl on and I don't think it'd be
good for Alex Earl to be on Alex Cooper like they're too similar I think like it might pigeonhole
Alex Earl to be like barstool like smoke show like I don't think it
would have been right for her but where would she go and I never would have thought Howard Stern but
I thought it was really an inspired choice that is an inspired choice I want to listen to the
interview she looks great stuff on demand yeah I think they're all on YouTube he's like syndicated
everywhere it's even it's like not even radio anymore you know it's serious no like it is but
like I saw the clips like all over clips but like six minute clips but I'm sure it's like not even radio anymore, you know? It's serious. No, like it is. But like I saw the clips like all over.
Clips.
But like six minute clips.
But I'm sure it's like an hour thing.
Yeah, maybe.
I'll check it out.
I'm sure you can find it somewhere.
That is interesting.
Thank you for sharing that.
I know.
Speaking of the Jets though.
Oh, the Knicks.
That's what I wanted to say.
Oh yeah, last night the Knicks.
How's your husband?
He was like bereft.
I mean it was, you have to be, don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.
Like, the Knicks made it to the second round of the playoffs, which hasn't happened in,
like, 26 years.
They made it to game.
They at least won a game.
It's not like it was a total blowout.
They won two games.
No, I think they only won one.
The one I watched, they won.
Maybe I'm a good luck charm.
It was just one.
It ended, I think, like.
When Julius Randle stepped on the line.
He almost blew it for the team. Julius Rand like was thinking it up like like a few times
throughout like all the games good thing you have his phone number so you can tell him that
because he's such a big Luke Combs fan so Ben was was crushed but I think he was also excited to
have been a part of something for so long yeah like if this were any other season Ben would have
like have to stop watching the Knicks like three months ago. Yeah. So you know what? It's good. It's good.
And okay.
It's the start, you know?
They're in their rebuilding era.
I mean, they've been in their rebuilding era for like 15 years.
But it sounds like they're actually like getting things built now. Right.
Before they were just like getting permits and stuff.
Yeah.
Second round of playoffs.
That's huge.
That's huge.
You have to be grateful.
So the heat goes forward as do the Lakers.
I have no fucking idea.
That's my knowledge of NBA is like just next.
And then when do we get to the finals?
This next one is the Eastern Conference finals.
So it's like it's four teams left and then two.
Oh, cool.
So it's the Heat versus someone in the East.
The Lakers versus someone in the West.
I think that's how it works.
Robbers to the East, clowns to the west.
Give you my sunshine, give you my best.
But the rain is always going to come when you stand in with me.
That's really beautiful.
It is.
And I think that's the best way to leave.
The perfect note, literally.
To leave people with.
Do you want to ask me how I'm feeling?
I would have forgotten because you're doing so well.
How are you feeling?
Amazing.
I'm so glad to hear it.
And guess what?
It's lunchtime.
I know.
Jackie?
Lunchtime.
The way like lunch has become the most exciting part of my life is pathetic.
You've come full circle just from when you were a kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, yeah, it's like lunch period.
Lunch greater than not lunch.
Couldn't have said
it better myself.
That's the perfect note
to end on.
Thank you guys so much
for listening to the
Toast on the Monday
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Oh, quick housekeeping.
Tomorrow,
Jackson Cloud in studio.
Thursday, audio only.
I'll be reporting live
from Frisco.
Friday, no episode.
Your girl's traveling home
and I'm just going to be real
like I need a day off.
Normalized taking days off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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