The Toast - AI Generated Butt Crack: Monday, April 29th, 2024

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Thumbs down. However, looking on the bright side, shall we? What if we just looked on the bright side, Turtleneck? Okay, let's hear it. Make your case. Okay, exciting week ahead because every day of this week brings us one step closer to being together I like that I like that also this is our final week before Turtles LA yes oh and Turtle has firmed up her guest co-hosts and they are more star-studded than you can even imagine and I'm not even like being like exaggerated no she's not so we have to make the most of this time together like this is our last Monday together for two weeks emo I'm feeling emo I didn't even do I did I tell you who I booked for my fifth and final okay by the way let's do reactions I'll text you day by day who I'm doing

okay okay yeah yeah because you sent me the names when I asked you after last week's episode but send me them again because I need to press this one. And I just booked my Monday. It's probably like the most famous person on the list. I definitely spelled the name wrong. Did you know that? Yes, because that was in your text from last week. I only just learned this though.

My heart is worried. Wednesday. Who's Wednesday? I know who they are. I just don't know which order. I think who's Wednesday I know I know who they are I just don't know which order I think she's Wednesday wow major Thursday major how annoying are we sound off in the I'm definitely getting this order wrong but whatever and then family

bringing it home yeah so I've just been like kind of bringing it home with your sis I've just been like booking you know bookings bookings bookings you love to see it I mean what else is there to do in LA other than make deals shake hands that's pretty much what I'll be doing the entire week

oh and running a 5k but I won't talk about it and running a 5k no but I won't talk about it. And running a 5K. No biggie. Small. Things she's doing. 5K. I'm actually running the 5K with Ben and Josh, who I saw last night.

And, you know, Josh is like a, he's a person who is in like very, like he's already in shape. He like, I think like run before the 5K, like he had been on a run, you know, somewhat recently. Ben and I on Friday on Saturday excuse me and I'll just get my running anecdote out of the way really quick um Ben like started his training like literally day one and let me tell you he couldn't run for more than a

minute and we ran for the same amount of time but let's we ran for 25 minutes I set a new personal goal of running two miles without stopping it took me me about 24 minutes. And when we were done, Ben was like, I literally like just walked. And I'm like, okay, but he had run, like his distance had been 1.7. Like it's not fair being a boy. He has like these long strides. I'm over here huffing and puffing for 25 minutes, like working the hardest I've ever worked. Ben's going for a brisk walk and like jogging for 30 seconds at a time. And we net net did similar distance a lot of things are unfair about being a man versus being a small girl he probably gets allotted double the amount of calories that you do in a day let me look on the bright side shall I when you lose five pounds it's major you're a

different person when he loses five pounds nobody notices on the dark side though it's very easy for him to lose five pounds and for us littles it's not yeah no I think a lot about um you know the differences between Ben and I and I've started to think about them even more being on this health journey with him like a bad day on his health journey like is nothing he's still lose weight and me I'm set back a month from one day like yeah it's not fair I like low-key hey Ben no but it's just girly tings on this one it's not Ben specific it's just men versus women men are from Mars women are from Venus literally literally two different planets man I didn't really talk to you

I didn't talk to you either and I I want to FaceTime with you after this FaceTime to get like all the behind the scenes deets. But I didn't talk to you at all because I really had an amazing weekend. Something kind of monumental has happened around here, which is that a nice new little park opened up. Oh, yeah. She was at the park all weekend. You guys don't don't look for her.

We were at the park all weekend. And I was talking't look for her. We were at the park all weekend. And I was talking about this on my episode with Josh Peck, like things you appreciate as a parent. And New Park, like not shit at all. New Park, it's kind of like just changed the social scene around here. We're like constantly going to the park with our neighbors, like meeting up at the park. We just like post up at the park.

It's kind of like when you were describing the new kosher market. As just being like the center of the social universe that's kind of that's kind of what the park has done for us so that was really like my entire that's amazing by the way i thank you for putting it into perspective like kind of the analogy of the kosher market like i totally get what you're saying everything's changed like there will will only be BP and AP before park and after park. Yeah. So, parents, sound up in the comments. How long till your kids get sick of a specific park? Like, could it go on forever?

Or, like, once they've – how many times do they have to go before they're like, okay, we've seen this slide? That's actually a good point. Well, think about it. I feel like it could go a really long time. In your backyard, you have, like, a swing set jungle gym item yeah how are the kids still into it yes yes they are that's basically a mini park yeah oh also josh peck should we just call this episode should we just call him up and get him on the episode because we can't stop talking about him um he told me that a mini

park is actually called a parklet oh i, I don't know if that's true. I hope it is. A parklet? L-E-T or L-E-T-T-E? I think L-E-T-T-E. That means little. It's in French. Yeah, we're kind of French around here. So would you say the new park in your neighborhood is a park or a parklet?

I'd say it's a parklet. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. That's amazing. Have you ever been to a national park? Uh, I guess not yeah no I haven't either I've been I've been to Yellowstone that's a park the town I guess it's within like like did you do that like did you go in the park I don't know if where I was staying was like in the park but we didn't go to like the geezers and such it's really crazy to have let me check out a map by the way I don't know if where I was staying was like in the park, but we didn't go to like the geezers and such. It's really crazy to have gone to like,

by the way, I don't know if I necessarily knew that Yellowstone was a town in addition to a park, but I guess that's what the show's about. Yeah. Like do the Duttons live in Yellowstone National Park? No, because it's national. You can't live in a national park.

Right. I bring up national parks because I saw this TikTok of somebody who had like been to all of them and she was ranking like the best hiking trails. And I've literally like never been to a national park. I don't go on hikes, but I watch the whole thing because she had great footage. And I think I want to go to a national park. Like they look really insanely beautiful. Like you can't believe it's America. I think I stayed on the outskirts of Yellowstone National Park.

I agree. You know who kind of always is finding herself in a national park Satchel Cratchel Satchel Satchel Cratchel Satchel hey Satch how you doing not listening to us miss you miss you she's at stage so yeah this weekend so Shannon and I did not go to stagecoach this year Shannon had a couple of shows on her tour booked. And so when she said she wasn't going, I was like, okay, I can't be like the oldest person at Stagecoach. Like having Shannon was like my buddy

and I'm not gonna go with Margo and her friends. So I'm like, you know what? You kids go, have the best time. And we were texting each other on Saturday morning being like, oh my God, like we have no FOMO. It kind of looks boring. We were being like such haters because Friday night was Eric Church.

Margo said his performance was very strange. She didn't, it was like all acoustic and very boring. We were being like such haters. Because Friday night was Eric Church. Margot said his performance was very strange. She didn't, it was like all acoustic and very boring. People were walking out. So I was like, oh my God, thank God. Like honestly, thank God. And I was like, it doesn't look girly pop at all. And were we eating our words? Yes, last night.

Not only did Miranda Lambert absolutely slay on Saturday night. She brought out Reber. Like it's turdicoded. And Margot's story is like it just looked amazing and then last night was Morgan Wallen which like everyone knew was going to be amazing and everyone was like turdy why don't you go oh and last week when I was saying how I'm not going to explain myself anymore I couldn't think of like the example I was thinking of it was like everyone asked me why I didn't go to stagecoach like do I need to have a reason but if you're looking for one here it is

a lot of people were like she was supposed to be in Israel. No, actually, I was coming back. I wasn't deeply moved by the set list, the set list, the lineup. Then Shannon wasn't going. And it's like a lot of work. It's really far. The outfits, it's like expensive. And I don't know, I did it last year and I was just like, I'm not going to do it. And I'm like living a life of regret.

It looked amazing. Well, Morgan Wallen's performing at MetLife in three weeks. And I wanted to talk to you about that offline. That was the other thing is that the only person there that I really like was dying to see was Morgan Wallen. I've never seen him live. I am seeing him in three weeks. Like, I'll be fine. Okay, yeah, I was going to text you about that. We'll chat offline.

We'd love to chat offline with you. Should we set a time? Yeah, when we grab. Yeah, because we're like on set. Yeah, we're on set doing major movie things. MMT. This is a movie. Life is a movie when you're Jackson Turd.

If we were a movie, you'd be the right girl. Isn't it crazy that there are two songs? There's a Taylor Swift song.lor right if this were a movie i don't know why am i literally it's a vault track right i think it's like an og fearless taylor swift i don't think so if this was a movie yeah wait taylor's version is it last night i heard my own heartbeat and sounded like footsteps let me go to the. Is it a vault? Last night I heard my own heart beating, sounded like footsteps. Let me go to the chorus. Is it a vault track? No.

Come back, come back, come back to me, Eli. Eli. And then where does this swear movie? Oh. You would, you would, if this was a movie, stand in the rain, it's that day. There it is. Speaking of Taylor Swift, I spent so much time listening to TTPD this weekend okay there will be time for you to discuss that within the fast five she said shut

up within the freight no because we're going to talk about tailored and I don't want to talk about her twice I don't want to double that looking down at my hand I was out to dinner with my sorry lunch with my good friend Shannon Ford yesterday she's just so fabulous like you just want to compliment everything she and I was like oh my god I love your ring can I try it on and she was like yeah sorry, lunch with my good friend Shannon Ford yesterday. She's just so fabulous. Like, you just want to compliment everything. And I was like, oh, my God, I love your ring. Can I try it on? And she was like, yeah. And I put it on my middle finger.

And she was like, honestly, it's a middle finger ring, and it doesn't fit my middle finger. You can have it. I want to see it. And that's what you get for giving compliments, you know? Gifts. You never know when you're just going to be pleased. I love it, but, like, it just doesn't work on the finger that I needed to.

And honestly, let it have a second life with you. And I was just kind of taken by that. That's really nice. And it's not tip for tat. And I'm sure she did it out of the goodness of her own heart. Oh, no, that's not what I was going to say. I was going to say, like, now you just need to have that in mind to maybe repay the favor one day. I thought you were going to say have it in mind.

Just like keep complimenting her. Maybe like I'll get something else. No, the opposite. Like give her something. You're right. I'm now like I Shannon one me zero. Yeah, but it's not tip or tie. She didn't do it today.

You'll give her something. But you should lead with that generosity of spirit as well. I love that. First of all. And second of all, being with Shannon sparks something I want to talk about on the toast today. You know, we always joke that we have a chip on our shoulder, and we do. But I found myself being extra chippy yesterday, totally separate from our usual chip. And I was trying to explain it to Ben, and I don't really know what the right word is. I guess it's like dazzling. Shannon has this real energy, this spirit about her. We're

like, we go to a restaurant restaurant like the waiter falls in love with her we go to uh we went shopping afterwards like I was invisible like it was just the Shannon show and she's not even trying she just has this like dazzling energy about her and I literally like it was my cross to bear like my invisible my cloak of invisibility just honestly standing in Shannon's shadow I had a chip on my shoulder the whole day I was like hi I'm here too okay that's cool I was like really I took it personally well I want to say something oh shit and not to take away from Shannon because I know exactly what you're talking about she's just like

all eyes on Shannon you know people who don't know her like there's just something magnetic about her like especially if she walks into a store like hot fashion I want to help out I want to help Shannon because if I'm working there you're judging people for sure based on commission yeah like yeah so and I feel like Shannon's gonna buy something however it's not fair for you to have a chip about that because you like you have a magnetism as well like when we're at a table with like a group of people say we go to like everybody wants to talk to you that is so nice like the center of the table is like wherever you're sitting and then like the further away you are from claudia like the less involved you are in the conversation that's like i'm literally gonna cry the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me is that true

it's so true i feel like like you're just like the center and then everything else just like is in your ripple. You don't understand what this compliment means to like an attention seeking whore like me. Like I'm not okay. I'm the center. So it's like, it's a little different. It's a little different than Shannon's dazzle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have a dazzle all of your own and people could have a chip about that. Like how come everyone wants to talk to Turdy? How come everyone's having that Turdy's jokes? It's like, if you're not sitting close to turdy you just hear the laughter and you don't know why everyone's laughing but you've not experienced when we were shopping like my ass was so invisible like i literally spent so much money just to prove a

point like i was being crazy and i actually have like really bad anxiety about how much money i spent yesterday but like we me and chan and we were shopping we like bought bags and i was like maybe gonna buy one but the way this guy like when i was like I'll take it and he was like okay like he did not care and I can't believe you made so many purchases and you didn't even like send me a pic like that's fucking rude turdy what about me I have a chip it's disgusting but like I had Shannon you know no my other redheaded friend that's that's wrong and don't even try and put Shannon in between you and I, that's not right to do to Shannon. And Shannon,

it was good to see Shannon's face completely healed. Like, yeah. So I had like an amazing Sunday, just like being a, it was 79 degrees. Like you were not going to catch the girlies inside. We were out all day.

We went to lunch. They tried to seat us inside, but of course Shannon to the rescue. And I was like, Shannon, you know what? If we want to move, get our table moved outside, like we have to have to tip so but I wasn't going to be

the one to tip I don't have that that sort of suave energy but it was my money so it's like Shannon the guy was like loving Shannon I'm like I paid it was my 50 like I was Jackie I was being oh my god yeah that's rough yeah no I wasn't the best version of myself yesterday I'm so sorry. But you have so much else going on for you is what I was trying to say. And it's like, okay, once you did get the table outside, like then it's your table. Oh, and we saw a couple of housewives.

We saw Alexia and Marisol. They were together eating lunch. They were sitting outside. Nice. It was very, like Shannon was like, oh, there's a housewife. And she didn't know who it was. And like, it was painful trying to get her to like explain to us who it was. We couldn't see her.

And we were like, go, go. And she was like, oh, I feel like she's from New Jersey. Like she was really being, me and Taylor were like, just tell us. Then we eventually saw who it was. She had seen Alexia. She didn't even notice Marisol. Got it. How fun.

Parklet, Chip, Toast. got it how fun um parklet chip toast toast yeah I think we're ready other than that oh I caught up on vpr this weekend so I'll try and I'll try and stay consistent and recap when it's on this week but I was seriously emo at Lala's sperm donor party like the way this girl girl has my heart, I can't even tell you. And it's so funny because the, like Stan Twitter, where I get like a lot of, like where I take the temperature on things,

they're turning on Lala. Like they're, everyone's like kind of hating Lala. So it makes sense that your timing, like you guys, you are two ships passing in the night with popular opinion. For sure.

But I always love Lala. Like she's just someone who I'll love through thick and thin. And right now, like I'm finding it very easy to love her like she's so unbothered she's unbothered but she's also like growing and changing and just like doing hard things and taking it all in stride I just have so much respect for her and I was seriously like I was getting teary-eyed yeah it was really really really nice. I forget what else happened.

Who gives a rip? I feel like life is just a cycle of catching up on your shows, you know? Yeah, I mean, I was so behind. I'm so behind on like everything else. I finished my book, Sarina Williams, and it was so good. And now I'm reading the book for the Redheads, which is also like some historical thingamajig. And it really pairs in, like it's like some historical thingamajig and it really pairs in compounds like it's like silly historical fiction and I'm like this is silly compared to like the heft of

what I feel like that's in my future because I'm like 75% thorough demon copperhead and I am loving it so much and it's just kind of changing my perspective on the world um yeah I was actually saying I was talking to Shannon yesterday because she called herself a hillbilly and I was like you know what I'm actually like not going to use that word anymore because this book that I'm reading, and then I got on my soapbox, you know, moral superiority, I'm reading a Pulitzer Prize winning novel and I go for jogs. I'm loving it. I like don't want to finish it. Even though the part that I'm at now is like, I think I knew it was coming the whole time because you can't talk about like, you know, Appalachia without you know someone having an addiction and I've reached

that point and it's sad yeah it's sad but we'll talk when you finish when you finish the book after I read that I wanted more Appalachia I don't know if after yeah after I read that I think then I watched Dope Sick but you've already watched Dope Sick right and then I read Hillbilly Elegy because I thought it was going to be like the non-fiction version of kind of this story and it didn't do for me what I thought it was going to do honestly but it was it wasn't very long so it was fine okay um so I know I know the feeling of heft of like a book hangover kind of too and then it's just like you're so like you like I'm reading a Pulitzer Prize like I'm so like educated you know yeah and now I feel like dumb I'm wasting my time like not to shade the redheads and it is a snitch's choice which means everyone's gonna

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Thank you, La. You're welcome. Our first story, tailored weekend update. Two things to discuss plus turdy thoughts on TTPD. First, Taylor and Travis shared a sweet moment at a

charity gala in footage shared by Patrick Mahomes. The Mahomes family had a charity event this weekend. tailored accompanied Travis and they were seen looking glamorous yeah like we're getting nothing like they were there and we know that because there's like four blurry pictures and videos going around from different angles of the same moment we're latching onto it for dear life like psychoanalyzing the body language. Language. But there's nothing there, which is devastating.

And then part two is that Charlie Puth reacted to his name check on the tortured poets department in a way that is weird to me, that is reading weird, especially from the Puths. He hasn't said anything. This is probably the biggest thing to ever happen to him. And sorry, it will ever happen to him. And part of me like respects that he's not being thirsty about it. But like, because like you could, that couldn't be me. I'm getting name dropped.

Like, do you know, by the way, do you know? So there's a line in So High School, are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me? And it's from that viral video where a million years ago, Travis is being interviewed by like a sideline reporter. And she's like, Mary, fuck, kill Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift. And the girl, the sideline interviewer, she came up on my TikTok. Jackie, she is like deceased beyond belief. Every video she makes is like the fact that Taylor had seen a video of her. Like she can't get over it. I, I saw one of her videos.

What was his answer, by the way? He was going to kiss Taylor, but who was he going to marry? I don't know. That's actually a good point. I'm not sure. And like in that game, like the highest honor is marry, right?

Well, I don't know. It's all circumstantial. At least he didn't say kill. Right. It's all circumstantial. Yeah, but I saw that. No, so all that to say, like if you were referenced on the album,

like you'd be crapping your pants. Meanwhile, Charlie Puth has done nothing. He reposted a slide from her Instagram carousel and he didn't even give any commentary. Like, by the way, Travis said, that's messed up. I don't want to kill any of them. He told the host,

ultimately killing off Ariana Grande, kissing Taylor and marrying Katy Perry. I think that's better than marrying Ari, don't you think? Yeah, well, now, like, you know, Katy and Taylor are friends. I do often think about how, like, Taylor and Ariana have, like, there's not one anything. Like, well, when she did her you need to calm down video and she had

like drag queens of all the pop stars she did have yeah I mean she couldn't not and I don't think they per se have beef I think they've never acknowledged one another mostly and recently because up until recently Ariana was like scooters girly oh true and I also feel like some people just aren't meant to be friends and wouldn't get along on a personal level and those two seem like that okay wait also this morning I was looking at Taylor's Instagram it's really so crazy to me that like even after all of this you know Taylor is the Beatles this monumental peak of fame like Selena Gomez has 100 million more followers than her so does Kim Kardashian and I know Taylor like never posts and honestly like as a big Swifty you actually don't need to follow Taylor on Instagram she never posts and when like as a big swifty you actually don't need to follow Taylor on Instagram

she never posts and when she does it's news instantly like you can you can consume no it's still it's weird especially because it's not like Selina has the most busing Instagram she's always taking a break like Kim obviously works at the algorithm the feeds the it's Kim's like it's her job on her resume it's kind of like the number one thing being like a social media influencer that's the hub of everything else. Oh, and reality TV star. But it is weird that Selena has 100 million more than Taylor. That legit makes no sense.

It's the craziest thing. So that's what I was thinking about this morning. Now, TTPD, let me tell you, I'm currently hyper fixating on So High School, the song about Travis. It's like the chorus makes me like, no, not the chorus, excuse me, the bridge. It makes me like, no, not the chorus, excuse me, the bridge. It makes me like dead ass giddy. I'm over here like twirling my feet when she's like, I feel like laughing in the middle of practice of that impression you did of your dad again. Like I'm obsessed.

That song is so good. And I have decided not to be like a hater. Like I have decided what the worst song in the album is. And if anyone wants to hear it, like let me know. You can disagree. You will be wrong. I've seen people saying it's their favorite song. I actually like,

and I literally would lay my life out on the line for like, I think it's a bad song. Okay. I'm listening. And I just like, I hate to be so negative because what the message is, is like I spent the whole weekend listening to the album and I couldn't be more obsessed with it. Like, it's incredible.

Okay. Okay. There's an actual like bad song on it. And every time it comes on, I'm like, oh, the bad song. What song? You guys aren't ready. Like, it's a very hot take. I'm ready.

It's the, I'm sat as the kids say. The alchemy. Oh, that's fine with me. I haven't harped on it too much I think I've listened to like the first eight songs a number of times I'm still like I'm breaking it up into chunks like it's gonna be like three separate albums for me and I love I don't really harp on the alchemy or guilty as sin so guilty as sin um is good It's getting a lot of attention right now. The chorus, I mean, the bridge, a lot of people are trying to decode. What if he's written mine on my upper thigh? OK, go through your.

I really I really like I know this is like a basic answer, but I really like who's afraid of little old me. It's the best song on the album. It's so good. I really like the line like. Teeth. We took out all her teeth. Yeah. It reminds me of The Greatest Showman.

And also the book I was just reading like, you know, in that era, like they that was entertainment, like freaks, freaks and dogs and things. And it's like literally feels Greatest Showman coded to me, which is important I saw a um someone who theorized that the song is actually like a response to Olivia Rodrigo um I don't actually see it that way I've seen that the song is about the music industry like and all the people like the who's who of who's that and like they're a who's afraid of me you should be yeah and also another song about the music industry is Clara Bow just about how it's like we're always looking for the next hot young thing and it's like you get to a certain and you're like

grandma bye Stevie Nicks bye Taylor Swift bye yeah so Clara Bow I haven't I think that's where I keep going like back to the top because like the Black Dog and Down I've only listened to like Thank You Amy um because I'm still in the first half so okay let me tell you some highlights I'm gonna take my time with these Peter is so good like it's so good love Peter now I also saw another theory about the manuscript which is the last song on the album and I it's not even a theory it's just like how they're interpreting the song as being sort of like a sequel to All Too Well and just like about this heartbreak but so much has happened because of that song that like you know she looks at it so differently now and she has said that on tour many times like used to be the song she

couldn't sing without crying and now she doesn't even think about the heartbreak she thinks about all the memories and all the people who love the song and all too well 10 minute version like and I think the manuscript is sort of like closing the chapter on that and I really liked that interpretation of it and if you listen to it you can see it too nice and apparently Robin is about

Aaron Dessner's daughter baby I didn't see that someone told me that they thought I would like it because of that and I so I listened and then you know

when you listen to a song like ready to pay attention and you forget to pay attention yeah also honorable mention loving the bolter but the way you it's like clarabeth is scared to death i've been the bolter like that's what i keep thinking for sure but also it reminds me of that animated movie miley cyrus did bolt

i thought i lost you when you ran away to try to find me i thought i'd never see your sweet face again i love that miley song what the hell movie are you talking about why don't i know that reference it's about a dog who runs i thought i lost you when you ran away to try to find me the dog ran away i think it was a dog that was he was like a famous dog on the set and he didn't realize that it was like truman show style and he ran away to like try and find his girl like yeah it's it's really intricate um but it's just an animated movie didn't really go anywhere other than into the deep wells of my heart now do you think that Taylor will perform ttpd songs at the era's tour yes I think there

will be a ttpd era after midnights wherever she wants I guess she doesn't go chronologically so she could put it anywhere I don't think after midnight's because you're not gonna end on right you're gonna end the way it ends like karma the confetti the colors like it's so the perfect way to end a show um but she really she obviously has some partnership with YouTube because she's released two YouTube shorts where I've learned more than I've learned in the last 10 years and she had some rehearsal footage in there and somebody like you know pointed out there is like something that looks like the ttpd logo so i think it's like pretty much confirmed that she is going to do it i'll be very interested to see and do you think as she should that's just like i feel like forgive me if we've had this conversation i might have had it offline with

someone or i might have had it online with you um do you think that's how she'll by the way we definitely have this conversation and she'll just keep doing this forever era store forever do the Eras tour forever, adding new eras, taking things out. And she won't ever be on that track again where she does album tour, album tour, album tour. Perhaps. But I do think once this Eras tour is over, there will be a long break. And then she might come back and do, not call it Eras, but play the greatest hits. But again, not a greatest hits but I was actually thinking that her next album if it's about like everything like the end of everything after ttpd I think it could be called eras oh I know what we called the eras tour and then it would be like because this

everything post ttpd is eras that's, actually. Like, I like that, actually. You sound like a crazy Swifty, but I like it. It just came to me. But is she... And she likes a one-name wonder. Yeah, but she's also just not someone to, like, ever really repeat, you know? She's very original. Yeah.

I also feel like... I'm just saying, it came to me, just like baby Doreen. I had to share with you guys. I do feel like, culturally, though, the word eras, like, is over. It was hot. Oh, it's her word. No, it was hot for a minute. It's her. I had to share with you guys. I do feel like culturally though, the word eras like is over. It was hot. No, it's her word. No, it was hot for a minute. Like in the zeitgeist.

Like I'm in my villain era. Well, I feel like if she, like it's a real word. It's a good word. And I think she can keep it alive if she wants to. Love that. If anyone can do it. And it could be her word.

So her and baby Doreen and baby Olivia will be writing the next album called eras that's my theory love okay are you ready for our next story so that's closing out the Taylor Swift talk for today okay let me just make sure I didn't like have any more thoughts about the album yeah our next story Sophia Bush reflects on coming out by sharing a quote from poet Maggie Smith so Sophia Bush is feeling freer than ever after coming to terms with her sexuality in a candid essay for Glamour's April cover the actress revealed reflected on her divorce from Grant Hughes and also revealed her relationship with soccer player Ashlyn Harris she also admitted

that this year felt like her very first birthday. As she wrote, I finally feel like I can breathe. She continued to reflect on the striking piece on Instagram, revealing that poet Maggie Smith has inspired much of her revelations and her thoughts on her birthday in particular. She said, I feel like last summer I had my very first birthday,

my own. And last summer, Maggie Smith's words helped me begin to understand why from afar, she helped me put myself back together. Now, of course, like, is this the Dowager Countess, Maggie Smith? Okay, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up. Who the fuck is Maggie Smith if not the Dowager Countess? The thing is, I'm sure we could look it up.

I'm not interested. I prefer this version. Agreed. I feel like Sophia Bush is doing everything in her power to like come out the other side of this scandal as anything other than like the other woman. And no, literally nobody is purchasing what she's selling. Like I was reading like comments and just like people are obsessed with this story because it really is so crazy.

And like her rewriting history, and I'm sure that everything she's saying is true. Like that is her experience. I'm sure she was really unhappy in her marriage and like she probably feels amazing but like to not really address the elephant in the room like don't depress just what's the elephant the cheating she like befriended this couple these two women soccer players everyone was obsessed with them when they won the world cup they ended up getting married had a baby like so cute everyone was obsessed and then literally like Sophia Bush like befriended both of them like became obsessed with soccer Sophia Bush like befriended both of

them like became obsessed with soccer Sophia Bush is like the part owner and like she's in the soccer world of that like LA women's team that Eva Longoria does she befriended this couple and literally burned it down from the inside and I was just like interesting clear and happy and like that's amazing but what about the other stuff question mark yeah I don't keep up with this story whatsoever like I guess because I never watched One Tree Hill I don't have ties to Sophia Bush I don't have ties to her either I I come at this story because I followed the soccer players as a women's soccer fan I followed both of them I loved following their journey like I'm not I don't keep up with the women's soccer team either so everyone is like so caught up in this story and I'm just like on the outside

looking in oh oh you know it's and for my perch I'm like happy for Sophia Mazel Tov it's happy first birthday than that like it's no I know that's why I'm I'm sitting and listening I'm sad you're sad yeah as you should you need to decentralize yourself from this conversation that's classic me I am like I can't get enough of this and I actually like in another world and I can see like down the line like people becoming obsessed with this couple like for sure but Allie Krieger is kind of the injured party here and like no one is getting over it on her behalf. And then today I went to her Instagram because like all this happened over the weekend. I was like, has she posted?

Because when it all went down, she was like posting things with shady captions, just like acknowledging, you know, the weird place she found herself in. She's just she's just posting a ton of ads for White Claw. So, you know what? Go off, Queen. She's running to the bank. I love that for her. And then also Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris were on the red carpet together at the White

House Correspondents Dinner, which isn't a story, but I would love to talk about some of the random people who attended. I am like obsessed with you bringing that up. And I just, I don't personally, the White House Correspondents Dinner, I don't understand what it is. Like, how can it be a place where the president and Brittany Cartwright are both at? Like, I don't. And in recent years, everyone from Vanderpump Rules has been going like,

how is that? It's a influencer event. I literally don't get it. No, it's an influencer event. So it's like a night for, Megan McCain calls it nerd prom. It's like for the DC people and media people. And because they're always like working together and you know press conferences whatever it's like one night where we're gonna like kick our heels back and we have comedians and we're just gonna like have fun i think it's like not even supposed to

be super partisan but media companies get tables and they want yeah and they want to be it's exactly like that they want to be buzzy so then they invite people got it who might like make some headlines in a not in a bad way but like then we'll be talking about that media brand that it's like i don't get it but positioning it like the mac ala like the mac ala is also confusing and also the mac ala is a week away i know we actually have a mac ala story story if it's next if we could just yeah discuss this for one second so Brittany and Jax went to the White House

correspondence brunch they went to the branch I only saw Brittany I don't know if I saw Jax I saw him at the brunch they walk the carpet separately than the actual dinner I think just Brittany was at got it Maddie Pruitt was at the dinner yeah

they walked it separately did you see that Maddie Pruitt was at the dinner yeah they walked it separately did you see that Maddie Pruitt was at the White House correspondence dinner I'm not I'm not um gonna let up on that no it's definitely interesting is she the first bachelor former bachelor contest I feel like no yeah um but wait what was I about to say oh a conspiracy conspiracy that Jax cheated on Britney with his publicist who he's always posting with. Like that's the running theory. Is that that's what happened in their marriage. Is it that publicist that everyone's always with?

Yeah. And honestly like if that's true and Britney's the one who moved out like that's insane to me. First of all the wife always stays. Like the fact that she didn't is so crazy. But also if he actually cheated and then had the absolute goal to not leave the house i haven't this is coming out of left field for me i cannot comment on the matter oh wow okay she's giving no comment also i feel like sometimes like you want to leave like okay keep your smelly house like i'm gonna go get a nice rental in the hills so true

and you can do stay here with all the dishes and the mess you made literally and figuratively yeah what was the story who else was there oh the Sophia Bush but then White House correspondents Jax Jax was at the dinner like it's the craziest thing to me it It doesn't make sense. I need this list to also say who brought them. Right. Because Christian Broadcast Network brought Maddie Pruitt and that tracks. By the way that tracks. I feel like the Daily Mail bought Jackson Brittany. Perhaps. Christian Broadcast Network. Why didn't the Jewish Broadcast Network invite us? You're gonna have to bring that up with them.

They'll be hearing from my people. Yeah. But our next story is about the Met Gala. Okay. Because Anna Wintour is catching fire for partnering with TikTok for the Met Gala. So this year's Met Gala is sponsored by TikTok. The editor-in-chief of Vogue, Anna Wintour, will be joined by TikTok CEO Shu Chu on the red carpet just days after a bill was signed into law

to ban the Chinese social media platform or force its sale. So this sponsorship was inked like way before the ban. But I don't think Anna Wintour gives a fuck. She needs the money. It's an expensive affair. And who's going to have more money right now than TikTok? Like, go off. I think what's interesting about it is, like, where does that put TikTokers?

Now, Anna, like, she needs the money, but she's very specific about people. Like, just because it's sponsored by TikTok doesn't mean, you know, all the TikTokers get to come. But I do think we'll see two or three. And I would love to theorize on who they are because I think for sure Alex Earl is going to go. OK, we've seen TikTokers in the past, though. Yeah, but it's always like, first of all, when YouTube, the thing is, what do you consider a TikToker now?

Because the influencers that I know who went, they went when it was YouTube who sponsored the entire event. James Charles, Ina Nikki tutorials no but like what about the D'Amelio's don't forget Addison Rae yeah but to me they're not tiktokers they're celebrities for sure but like they are yeah I know and especially years ago they were and years ago they were going yeah I I think they'll go again but not Addison I think Charlie and Dixie will go I I think Alex Earl will go. I think Addison will go.

Like Emma Chamberlain, but she's a fashion-ite now. She's not a TikToker. She's a YouTuber. Right, right. But I'm trying to think of like, who's who? Like, who's the it girl of TikTok right now?

The who's who? That's what I was thinking. Of TikTok. I couldn't, I think I'm the it girl of TikTok. Honestly, everyone's like, where is she? Me when I'm delusional. Literally same. Where she I'm I actually am going to the Met Gala because I am the girl of TikTok like who's like fashioning oh like oh you know who I feel like could go

Brittany Xavier she's like so fashiony and so TikTok-y yeah and yeah she's not like revolve like that's like not what I'm talking about I'm talking about like no she's like Dior fashion people who do and her baby showers or brought to you by Dior I feel like she could go someone who's like above like everyone like is like you know fashioning when they wear like yeah they're ASOS but I'm talking about like real what about Pookie it's tough I feel like about Pookie it's tough I feel like and I feel like Anna's very specific about not inviting people who are viral but who like Alex Earl I feel like is past the point of virality she is oh for sure I feel like Pookie might be like falling into like that viral trope you know

perhaps but she's the most fashion and high fashion viral girly there is she also I think has legit teams because she goes to like legit things I think if there's a chance she's got a good chance as any not saying she's gonna go but like I think she's gonna throw it all at the wall that's really interesting I would love to see Jen out there shaking that thing oh my god them on the carpet honestly they kind of need it thing is like the and this is why it just only doesn't make sense that TikTok is the partner of it like I feel like the Met Gala goes out of their way to do everything like not corny not viral it's just sort of like elegant and TikTok is like so the opposite I feel like the vibes are so antithetic.

Is that the right word? I think they'll find middle ground. Well, they must. Yeah. I'm looking forward. That's fun. I forgot that was coming up. Now, I read a report this morning that Taylor and Travis are confirmed not going.

At the end of the day, they're always wrong about who they say is and isn't going to go. They really never know who's going. I can't see a world in which she goes to an event Kim Kardashian's at, especially after the song. Yeah. Yeah, I think she's like, you can have your smelly party. Yeah, I think she like gave that to her. And it's just, it's so funny how now, like,

like why do you want to put yourself in situations that you're just like not going to be comfortable or happy? Like she doesn't need to do that. That's for what? To prove what? I also think. She doesn't got to prove nothing nothing I think Taylor's like literally too famous to go to the McAuliffe do you know what I mean no like if John Lennon was alive would he be going to the McAuliffe every year no I don't know him like I don't know what. Like I don't know what moves him. I saw. What motivates him. I saw a picture.

That I didn't realize till afterwards was doctored. But when I saw. Classic. When I saw the picture. It was seriously. I'm sure maybe some of you have seen it. It's like this photo that's going around. It's like AI.

Of John and Yoko. On the cover of a magazine. But like it literally didn't happen. They're both naked. And they're both just like turned around. So we see their butts and they're like looking over. And like the person who talked to him made John Lennon's butt, not like fat, but like made his crack really, really long and deep

and made Yoko Ono's, waitos wait i'm gonna send it to you made yoko onos tiny john lennon yoko ono butt crack you will die and then i googled it i'm like there's no way this is real but it was a really well done hey hi slick man oh okay no this is like where i love ai do you know what i mean like do you think that the person who put this into ai like said give them polar opposite cracks or oh my god do you not think it's funny it is look how big his crack is okay but do you think they said to ai like give him a big crack in her small crack or like ai's just going off of like what they how long they think their crack that's a good question no i think this person like intentionally wanted to mess with me like for real and they did like i thought of nothing but

that picture I'll post it on my Instagram so you guys know what I'm talking about I'll post on the toast Instagram actually you're gonna die you're gonna die it's AI it's not real okay but send it to someone you know just like it's so funny okay are you ready for our next story no because this is it the next story that's brought to you by Mary and George, our new favorite show on Starz? Yes. Mary and George is a Starz original.

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So Meryl presented an award to Nicole Kidman at the American Film Institute Life Achievement Award Gala at the Dolby Theater in L.A. on Saturday. There were a lot of galas this weekend. There were. All's to say. All's to say. All's to say. And I just feel like if you weren't like in a gala attire this weekend. You're nobody. And you weren't at the park and you weren't shopping with Shannon and Taylor. Like what were you doing? Well I just want to say I agree that everyone was at a gala. I'm so glad they finally put together a gala to honor Nicole Kidman. I feel like we've been saying for years that they

should do that. And it was tell me how toast coated it was that like on the step and repeat. Who's the sponsor in the background? Canva. Canva. Like for me, it was kind of like disassociating to see Canva like on this picture of Miles Teller. I agree. They got their fucking asses up and they got Canva Pro.

No, it's good to know. Like, yes, they stopped advertising on our show and it's because they saved their money and they put it towards something bigger. And I love that. Yeah. And then we see it back. And I hope they used Canva to make that step and repeat. Otherwise, like, what are you doing?

Do you think the Canva logo was made on Canva? Could they have made it if they didn't have Canva? The thing is, I don't think it was. It obviously is a billion dollar company. They hired, you know, some big fancy agency. So is this. But I think that it's like a literal, that would be like the best marketing thing ever. If like this billion dollar company's logo was made on Canva.

It's like the chicken and the egg. Like what came first, Canva or the logo? Also, Canva logos are like so generic that you can look at something and you just know it was made on Canva. And like, it's honestly not good. Why is that an insult? It's not. It's just like not good enough for a billion dollar company for real.

I feel like there are ways to make things on Canva where if you're skilled and you're working hard enough, like people might just think that's regular old Photoshop. Wait, you know what's so crazy is like. And that's the point. But if you want to be lazy and use a lazy basic template, not even search for a good template. She said get your fucking asses up and work. And if you don't want to pay for Canva Pro and you do canva free please well you get what you pay for down

they haven't sponsored the show in a while like don't be plugging them so hard also it's fun claude claude i'm so authentic my passion and my zeal for canva i just closed out of a canva tab to start the show my they don't have to pay me this is how i feel about the brands that we work with also about canva is it's funny how like now it's a thing you put on your resume it's it was always like proficient in Excel PowerPoint and literally people put Canva like it's literally like a skill now they invented a whole new industry proficient in Canva greater than proficient in PowerPoint because not only am I doing the same thing or Photoshop I'm doing the same thing and I have

extra time what else do you need right no I'm right on top of that road like i don't need my computer like i don't need my work computer i can log into my account anywhere and all my work is saved this literally sounds like an ad for canva well it's an ad for nicole kidman's lifetime achievement award and apparently when they filmed big little eyes she went into the pacific ocean every morning at 48 degrees stark naked and so she called plunged she called plunge in the pacific that definitely makes it cooler as opposed to like a wooden tub in your backyard thousand percent also i'm so glad that they honored amanda amanda what's her name amanda had a stroke nicole kidman um because it taught me something that i didn't know i was like why

is miles teller there like love that him and Kelly left the house, but like, for what? And he was cast in his first movie ever by Nicole Kidman. She cast him. When he was super young. Which movie? I don't know. I hadn't heard of it. I'll tell you. I'm watching

American Rabbit Hole in 2010 with you on Saturday. Eight months after the accidental death of their four-year-old son, Howie, Nicole Kidman and her husband are trying to overcome their grief. He wants to hold on to everything that reminds him of the kid when she would rather sell the home and make a fresh start. Cracks begin to appear in their relationship as Howie bonds with a member of his therapy group

and Becca reaches out to a teenage boy with telling facial scars. Oh, that's so funny that he got the role because he actually in real life has those scars that I imagine when he got them, he was like, oh, my career as an actor is over. But it actually was the catalyst. And maybe that's the message of the day. That's a beautiful message.

It's actually also the message of the song Thank You Amy off of TTPD. It's like the thing that you thought was going to break you actually ended up being the catalyst for also the message of the song. Thank you, Amy off of TTPD. It's like the thing that you thought was going to break you, break you actually ended up being the catalyst for all the success in your life. Agreed. So shout out Nicole Kidman and everyone at the,

um, Nicole Kidman awards, American film Institute for their service. Oh, and to kill Kidman and Keith Urban, walk the carpet with their daughters. Oh, cute.

Did you see? No, I feel like I just, she really keeps her Keith Urban walk the carpet with their daughters. Oh, cute. Did you see? No, I feel like I just, girls. She really keeps her kids out of the spotlight because of Tom Crazy Cruz. Yeah, but these are her kids with Keith Urban. No, no, I know, but like, I think that she's definitely scarred her kids don't talk to her because they're,

like, she's an SP, a shunned person in Scientology. And it all played out so publicly that I actually don't think I've ever even seen a photo of their kids which is like I think a testament to their privacy but then they just walk the carpet together so they want you to see and also they're not they're like they're young girls they're teens wow I don't think I even like young adults yeah me neither on my way to google Nicole Kidman kids and then are you ready for our fifth and final story wait let me see these kids kids oh there's the candelabra adults wait there's how many three yeah they're literally gorgeous oh wait they're like like the most beautiful girls ever they're gonna be stars

yeah no biggie oh and speaking of daughters who are going to be stars, somebody I saw, and I'm sorry to who it was, had a casting idea for the... Going Fither on the Roof project. And Adam Sandler's daughter, who was in that Bat Mitzvah movie, she's got to be one of the daughters. She's gorgeous. She was an amazing actress, and she has a very Jewish look. And she's the right age.

I'll allow it. And actually, Josh Peck texted me. And he said there has been a Fiddler on the Roof like revival. In the works quotes for years. He's like I don't think it's ever going to happen. But like it's been. Like somebody owns the project. Well I'm glad that he knows about it.

Hopefully that means that he's in it. Because he is also right for the movie but that's what happens like and they'll talk about that like greatest showman was in the works for 10 years before it finally got to happen never give up yeah wait speaking of things that finally wicked is just like taking a long time to happen but it's happening yeah but they announced it on twitter in 2013 or maybe it's like that wait also speaking of things that finally happened normani finally released music like the the full circle of normani's journey like to announcing her album like actually five years ago she released it and it's so crazy how like nobody moved. What is happening? But there was a time when like people were choking.

Like they were like, give us Normani or give us death. And it's so crazy to have squandered momentum like that. It's like, it's literally a lesson in what not to do. No, a lesson in what not to do was the Instagram clear out and what is happening. What is happening? That is so funny. I forgot about that she's wearing Abercrombie she's wearing Abercrombie what is happening I honestly like I follow Jason Tardik on social media and I cannot watch his stuff anymore I need to mute him because it reminds me of that thing that I said just mute him for a while until it goes away. And every time he wears a shirt, I'm like, oh, that's a nice shirt.

I wonder if it's Abercrombie. I'm really embarrassing. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. It's actually some exciting reboot-ish news. Okay. No, it's not terrible. Mufasa, the Lion King trailer drops.

A Disney prequel is following a young Mufasa and Scar as Blue Ivy Carter joins the voice cast. Not the voice, capital V, the show, but lowercase v. Joins the cast of voices. For Lion King Mufasa. Love that. I mean, her mother was in the most recent. Who was she?

She was Nala, right? Yeah. Yeah. Love. Mm-hmm. So. So I don't think I know what her voice sounds like. This will explore the titular lion's origin story,

depicting his childhood with his brother, Scar, who becomes the main antagonist in The Lion King um Aaron Pierre and Kelvin Harrison Jr. will voice the younger versions of Mufasa and Scar respectively James Earl Jones voiced Mufasa in 1994 and the 2019 remix such a voice speaking of remakes remakes that is a stellar one completely great stellar that opening oh my god I I think I could I could chill I could watch it endlessly and I feel like when it came that is a stellar one. Completely agree. Stellar. That opening. Oh my God. I think I could, I could watch it endlessly.

And I feel like when it came out, people were saying it was like a flop. People were like not excited about it. I remember there being just like some hate. Yeah, they were wrong for that. Also members of the 2019 voice cast are returning, including John Canney,

who played Rafiki, Seth Rogen as Pumbaa, Billy Eichner as Timon, Donald Glover as Simba, and Beyonce as Nala. And then Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, will play Kiara, who's the daughter of Simba, of King Simba and Queen Nala.

Wait, I'm sorry. Is this a prequel or a sequel? It sounds like both. Because Simba's kid? Simba's kid, that's the future, but we're also learning about their upbringing. That's the past. What's the movie called?

It's called Mufasa. Now lion king in my ignorance who's Mufasa again Mufasa Simba's dad who spoiler the original king yeah that's James Earl Jones yeah yeah and then it was also revealed everyone gird your loins that Lin-Manuel Miranda is penning the film songs oh my god I'm so glad you just brought that up because when I was talking to Josh Peck he brought up Lin-Manuel Miranda like in the conversation for Fiddler on the Roof and I said Josh please tell me Lin-Manuel Miranda's not involved in the project he said he doesn't think he is no that's but it didn't even cross my mind because these days like who does musicals who's the guy it's Lin-Manuel you know who needs to do Pasek and Paul yes thank you he needs Pasek and Paul for Fiddler on the Roof Pasek is Jewish I don't know about Paul but yeah we need like Zionist choreo uh composers yeah yeah Pasek

if they left it up to us like we could slay the house down boots no and also like we can work with the suits you know like i understand we're not going to have it all our way and some of our artistic vision is going to be compromised because not everything can happen and we have budgets and timelines and we have to answer to people. Scheduling. But I feel like I would be really good at working with others to make this project come to life. And we're proficient in Canva. We are proficient in Canva. So.

What more do we need? Put that on your resume. We should actually start a list of all of our ideas for Fiddler on the Roof Remake. In case anybody ever does come to us and that way also if anyone comes to us and also if they ever remake it we could be like oh we thought this but it was that okay so passing and paul passing and paul to the music adam sandler's daughter has to be like that's i think one of our really good good ones okay daughters we'll do a

list of eligible daughters i know who should be the matchmaker okay Alex Bornstein Miss Ungermeyer yep yep yep yep yep she's got the part and she's like so Jewish I love that and then for Tevye our choices were I had Sasha Baron Cohen you had Leah Schreiber oh yeah I think my my Leah Schreiber is like a really good one I also would would put Adam Sandler down. I would let him audition. I would let him audition. Honestly I don't know if I can see him as anything other than Adam Sandler like for real. No I could see him being like if I were a rich man. And the thing is with Borat like I can't see him not making it like satire and it's not a satirical role. Actually the movie is a little satirical. satire and it's not a satirical role actually the movie is a little satirical he's like talking to the camera it's very jokey it's not a bad call like at all no we'll add them all to the list

who else do we have for daughters leah michelle we had leah michelle i feel like we had some other really fire castings. Oh, and then for men, we had Josh Peck. We will not allow Ben Platt anywhere near our movie. No, like stay away, literally. I also would like to see, I'm going to put this back on the list, like David Foster working with Pasek and Poe. Oh, I love, love, love that.

Oh, who's going to play like our, the Nazi guy who runs away with Chava? Oh, who's our nazi well he's a uh he is a cossack but like it can really be anyone like seriously let me think like who's perfect for oh mark ruffalo glenn powell mark ruffalo stop no he's not coming anywhere near this movie no for sure it still has to be someone that we like glenn pow. Yeah, by the way, Glenn Powell's a perfect casting. There can only be one non-Jew in the movie, and it's Glenn Powell. I agree.

And he gives allyship energy. Yeah. You know it's going to hurt him to do what he has to do. I was going to say, there's only one non-Jew in the movie, right? I mean, he has his Cossack friends. Yeah, yeah, his friends, but also the judge who's like the head. That's Mark Ruffalo. The guy on the horse. He does look like Mark Ruffalo. No the guy on the horse he does look like mark no because

the guy he does look like mark ruffalo but the guy on the horse like he had to carry out the anti-semitic rulings but you could tell him he was a coward but it is hard he didn't think it was right yeah no he wasn't like as bad as you could be of course like he could have stood up for but then they just would have brought in someone worse he was a cog he was a cog yeah that guy really looks oh okay we need someone like a james gandolfini energy yeah laser wolf wait oh oh oh i have laser wolf josh gad oh that's good that nope jackie that's not good that's amazing that's really good he sings he's jewish and he looks like laser wolf yep yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh Claudia Claudia Adina Menzel or Jack Black okay wait for Tevye Jack Black for Tevye he Jack Black for Tevye he sings he's Jewish

and wait I just had an amazing call Adina Menzel for Golda okay she's Jewish yes Adele Dazeem Adele Dazeem okay oh I feel like we could also get Selma Blair in the project she's a proud Jewish queen just put her name I don't know what what for like village person yeah like She's a proud Jewish queen. Just put her name. I don't know what for. Like village person? Yeah. Like someone. Okay.

I'll just add her to Miss Alina. I actually feel like we have something really, really good here. Like I don't know if you can like sell an idea like this, but like somebody should pay for it. Or they could just steal it because it's like we're saying it on the podcast. Yeah. Honestly, like I want to see it get made so i'll i'll give it away yeah oh you know who else would be a good um tevye who john favreau is he jewish no he's on this list of actors that are jewish okay wait also jeff garland somewhere but i actually i don't think there's a role for a Jeff Garland

I don't think so either he's not someone that's like a period piece no like he could only exist this year except you know what's technically a period piece the Goldbergs so true actually so true we could take from the Goldbergs too even i feel like a lot of those people aren't even jewish yeah no we're good we're good we we have we're it's in a really good spot i feel things are really shaping up nicely i'm excited me too can't wait to watch it same and those are the fast five stories so yeah mufasa lion king origin story i love that i love love The Lion King. Like, I think it's great. The music's great. I would love more. Give me more. Give me, give me more. Okay.

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