The Toast - All Talk No Action Friday October 17th 2025

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:09 It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Friday. Let's celebrate you time. Come on. It's Friday. Hey, Jax.
Starting point is 00:00:34 How you turn? Dern good. Excited about the fry dairies of it all. Wait. Wait. Are we going to share the major milestone or not? Which one? Every day. That you called me about last night?
Starting point is 00:00:46 No, we're not. Please tell them. I'm not. This is why I can't tell you anything. This is why I can't tell you anything. One day. Actually, actually, I don't want to spoil anything. But I am sort of vlogging.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'm vlogging in this moment. Where's your mic flag? Oh, I forgot. I forgot. You have a doctor's note. I have a doctor's note. I forgot. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, so, um, you're blogging? I'm vlogging. So the thing that Claudia is trying to tell you guys, I will put in my blog, okay? Yeah, we save it for the trion. For the trion. Speaking of trion, I posted my dear toasters with Zach yesterday. I might have to listen to it.
Starting point is 00:01:30 It's so funny. Really enjoy it. Really? Yeah. It's up on patreon.com slash a toast. We did a dear toaster's episode together. And it was actually, it was one of the more enjoyable podcasts we've done together. literally people don't understand the plight of having to podcast with your spouse and then also like be married to them afterwards it is not for the faint of heart it's crazy business and i guess people who do it all the time like i think of the bostics when i think of people who podcast together and like are happy yeah but they don't talk to each other on the podcast they talk to their guest and that's the key to a successful working marriage yeah um but i guess that's also how people feel about us like how do you podcast with your sister how do you not guess i guess i guess i guess i guess i
Starting point is 00:02:11 Yes. Speaking of the ball sticks, not to blow up their spot. I'm sure this is like a secret that I'm revealing. Sorry. I saw Michael in the office yesterday and I was like, oh, you guys are in town who you're recording with. Somebody we were just talking about. Sorry, but this is me promoting. Okay, this is the episode where Claudia's just airing out everyone else's business. Jeffrey Starr. Oh, wow. Yeah. And I was like, I literally was giving Michael a list of things to talk about. I'm like, please talk about the conspiracy palette. He was like literally jotting it down. Oh, my God. When does it come out? I don't know. Did you tell Michael that you were going to tell everyone? No, I'm sure I'll get like a text. No, I think by the way, it's good. I'm like promoting their show. Everyone listen to his and her.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I guess. But you know, like we never talk about who's coming on the show before the episode comes out. Because just so many things could happen. They could also like record and decide like it wasn't good. Should I ask Michael? Yeah. Okay. Anything you want to share about true itself while you're airing out everyone else's business?
Starting point is 00:03:02 No, not your business. Is it okay that I revealed on the toast that you guys are having Jeffrey Starr on the podcast? Question mark? that's really good i'll sat for that stay tuned yeah i know in l.A they recorded mm-hmm i love that they tell me all their guests i won't blow up all then but that one was the one i found most interesting yeah that's really good thanks how's los angeles treating you what's the latest what's the temperature today in an emotional sense not in a literal sense oh in an emotional sense i was going to say it was freezing this morning no i don't care oh in an emotional
Starting point is 00:03:39 sense. You know, how do I want to say this? Ben is enjoying it so much, which is making me hate it. Do you know what I mean? Like he's living his best life and he's like had the audacity to go on like a health journey while we're out here. He's been going to the gym, going for walks. And so like I can't tell if I'm disliking it because Ben's liking it so much and that's
Starting point is 00:04:01 just like me, like I said, being a hater. Or if it's just bad out here, you know? Yeah. I do know. And I also, I was Face-Timing with you guys last night. Like, I don't understand what he's doing out there, aside from like good guys, which is a reason to like go home right now. In and of itself, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:18 What he's doing out there that he can't do at home. Like you say going to the gym and going for walks. Like. Yeah, no, it's, but he can, obviously in a technical sense, do all that step in New York. Unless he's like going on Runyon Canyon. No, not even that. It's just like, I think like the toxicity of like the aura out here is like very wellness focused
Starting point is 00:04:35 and it's just like with the weather. And it's just like with the weather. Ben keeps saying like the weather, it's literally the same. degrees in New York. But it's just the vibe, you know? Like going for a walk in LA is obviously different than going for a walk in New York. I understand why Ben is more likely to complete his wellness tasks out here. Like it's just in the air. Yeah. When in Rome. I'm just not in Rome right now, so I need him to stop. I understand. I understand. Well, I'm happy for Lish that he gets live out his dreams. Yeah. The clock is ticking though, you know? Yeah. I feel that. I'm ready for you
Starting point is 00:05:05 to come to come home. Like at my time. zone. Oh, and to be clear, I thought, like, maybe we're not huge on the West Coast. People are not loving the Pacific time drops. I'm sorry, guys. I'm waking up at the crack of dawn. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:05:18 And we're moving as quickly as we can. I know. But it's just not ideal for, like, I don't know how people on the West Coast to have a career when they're dropping so late. A lot of people, like, wake up and do New York Times, where they work at, like, six and they end work at three, which is cool. I'm not doing that. I'm working on it.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Like, sorry, I guess we're not huge on the West Coast. No, we're huge everywhere. We're just bigger on the East Coast is all it feels like. Grer. Bigger. Gure. You look gorgeous today. I do.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Don't look at me, you know. Don't look at me. I don't know a thing. I'm just in that phase. Like, seriously, don't look at me. Don't say, oh, like, and start thinking, when did you last wear that? Like, everyone just keep your mouth shut. Thousand percent.
Starting point is 00:06:02 You know, I'm just trying to get, like, if I can get my pants on, that's an accomplishment. We're good to go. No, no, that's the accomplishment. Like, I don't care what it looks like. I'm not like, oh, I don't like these pants. I'm like, well, they're on. And that hurt. I'm not just saying this, like, to make you feel good.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Like, you do look great. Well, I think. I mean, I did have to, you know, do my hair fresh today. I got a blowout. I got to blow out in Beverly Hills. Guess how much? Well, I saw your close friend story. So it was $90.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Oh, oh, I posted on my close friend story. Yeah, $90. Why couldn't you share that with everyone? I don't know. When I watched that, I was like, that feels like the sort of thing that you would share with everyone. Because then I said something like not nice about the blowout itself and I just like I don't know Maybe like what if the hairstylist are like I felt bad but thanks for putting me on the spot
Starting point is 00:06:43 100% agreed and that's a really good reason now I understand yeah so actually I thought that blowout looked amazing though oh yeah no I sometimes you just need your hair washed and dried for you you know And it was 75 plus tip uh so ends up at 90 and then I also gave $10 for the hair washing so $100. Los Angeles, baby. So it's the cost of doing business. Yeah, but the hair did look really. It looked like a $100 blowout.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Thanks. You think I could have expensed it since I'm an on-camera star. Would you have approved that expense? I mean, you don't have to ask me. Like, you have to ask a tax man. Because, you know, I'm like, So true. Treat yourself, turty.
Starting point is 00:07:23 You work hard. Yeah, Jackie's all about expensing. You know what, actually, I do all your apology. I'm actually not about expensing. I need to expense more. Like, our business manager is always like, like, you could expense that. I'm like, oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I'll get them next time. actually owe you an apology. Why? Even though, because I do feel like you were like this before you had kids, but I definitely let go of a lot of like my cheapness and frugality, if you will, since becoming a mom, because it's like, whatever's best for my baby is best for me. So I find myself splurging a little bit more. Having said that, you had that mentality before you came a mom. It definitely got worse, or better, if you will, once you became a mom. But I understand you a little bit more now. Okay. I don't even know how it's really shifted.
Starting point is 00:08:04 But I'll take the, I'll take the apology. I'll always, I'm not going to look at apology horse in the mouth. Okay, mouth. Okay, horse. Watch mouth. Watch mouth. Horse. We have Queenie and Weenie today.
Starting point is 00:08:26 And what's so beautiful is this is kind of like, like the parent trap. I came to the show, shockingly, solely with the queenie. Jackie came to the show solely with a weenie And while we were getting ready I was like wait I need to figure out who my we needy is But you know what We're coming together Half of my heart
Starting point is 00:08:42 Half of my heart Is a shotgun Went into a bride with the paper ring We're never going to get it Because even like We can't even get it when our sets Let's try to high five each other We're like really zoomed in
Starting point is 00:08:57 I don't know We'll see how that went We'll say But yeah I usually I would spend Like the show trying to figure out my queenie but I like this better. Like it's a fusion. It's a Q Lab queenie and weenie.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Oh, and to be clear, don't get it twisted. I did have a weenie. I actually had it the first thing I woke up this morning, but I have decided it's too mean. Okay. Unfortunately. One of these days I'm just going to be myself. Like I'm just going to meet myself.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Well, I just feel like it depends on the day, you know? Like you said like today you're not going to meet yourself. No, I'm not going to be myself. But some days you are yourself. Yeah, some days. I watched, I caught up on Love is Blind last night. Like I'm all the way caught up on the new two episodes. I'm not thanks to a little thing called Netflix household.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Like seriously, fuck off. Yeah. We have like the biggest family plan on Netflix. I have an Amazon fire stick that I, it's always in my suitcase. So whenever I go to like a hotel or we rent a house, I have all of my things already logged in. I plug into the back of the TV. It's kind of a travel hack, okay? I had to update.
Starting point is 00:09:59 When I got here, I plugged in my firestick. I updated Netflix household. I did the, the co-exed. I've been watching Netflix yesterday. They say you're out. You're out. I got kicked out yesterday too. And I had to get back in.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I read. I read what I logged in, I like reset everyone's thing. So we're on the same account. I apologize like that was me. They kick me out. And I'm just, I'm not doing it again. Like seriously, fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:10:17 You don't want me to recap. You don't want me to recap Love is Blind on my big podcast. I won't. Yeah. True that. You're suffering. Seriously. So annoying Netflix household.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Whoever invented that like jail. No. And I'm watching from like my mothership TV. Like, sure there are some TVs. you could say, you know, maybe on my iPad. Is that still you or did someone? This is the mothership. Like, you don't have to question my bedroom television.
Starting point is 00:10:40 That is my household. Don't question the mothership. And we already got logged out of the living room. And Zach, like, can't log in. He's, like, waiting for me to do it. And I'm like, I'm not doing it. I'm one more logout away from boycotting Netflix. I'm just letting everyone know.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Well, no, I feel like I'm log out away from, like, making my own, like, singleton account. Great. So you're giving, that's what they want. I know. You're giving them exactly what they want more money. I know. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Well, that is, yeah. So annoying. Well, I'm all caught up. So next week is weddings. And like some stuff did happen. Hopefully I'll be logged back in by then. Some stuff did happen that like. I saw a spoiler.
Starting point is 00:11:22 What? There was another breakup. Yeah. I saw. Good riddance. And that's good. It was good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Yeah. It's time. Also, when they showed previews for the weddings, I did not see Sparkle and Jordan. And like they had a kind of weird episode. Shit. Like there's something weird going on and it's not like so terrible, but basically like he doesn't speak.
Starting point is 00:11:51 And he, I guess he works really hard and like talks all day at his job. And when he gets home, he doesn't want to talk about work. And he doesn't really want to talk. He's like battery drained. And like she's like, we feel. fell in love like via conversation in the pods and now like you give me one word answers and like you don't speak you won't even tell me about this job that's like draining you because you don't want to be further drained by your job what does he do he i don't even know i don't know what his thing is but he didn't
Starting point is 00:12:13 that's good he didn't even tell us about like he doesn't want to he doesn't like speak he doesn't engage and it got like really weird he's like moody oh no yeah and he's like you know he has so much going on. And I can understand like what he's saying like between working all day. I understand both of their perspectives. Like I get home. I'm tired. I'm drained. I just want to like And I don't want to talk about the thing that drained me. Plus, you know, he has his son. Like he's just like is a very tired individual. Whereas Sparkle like just, um, has more of like an easygoing fun. Like that she's like, I want to play tennis in the morning. And then like I like to golf and I want to go to restaurants with you and like just the lifestyles are just like not seeing each other. Yikes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Oh no. But it's like not for last. The other couples are breaking up because they don't like each other. Right. It's not going to work. These are just like really lifestyle differences. They can work through it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I didn't see them in the trailer, which is weird. Because I thought they were the only couple getting married. Me too. We might have a no couple. Like a no marriage season. Historic. Yeah. I mean it's.
Starting point is 00:13:25 It's about time. You know? It's been a while. It's shocking that it's never happened. Yeah. And it's like every season, it just gets like less and less legit. Yep.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And like this is where we've ended up. Yeah. But like Sparkle and Jordan like we make, we have a lot. We were counting. We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. But I also feel like for the two of them,
Starting point is 00:13:45 they might be one of those couples where it makes sense for them not to get married today. But to stay together because like she needs to get used to. Yeah. He has a kid. It's like a little bit more serious. Yeah. She needs to get used to like being a step mom and being a part of
Starting point is 00:13:55 his life and like how does you can't just like marry a woman in two weeks yeah and there really is like no gun to your head that says that you can't date yeah so maybe they make that decision before the wedding day yeah oh that i would like that okay well i'll be logged back in for the weddings sounds good and then i finished um nobody wants this oh congratulations super cute i really enjoyed super cute and then season two is premiering next week and they just had the premiere i saw late Meester showed up and showed out. She looked great. It's just a great show. And it's also like a great ecosystem around it. Like who gets excited about like a show's premiere? Who cares? But like it's fun and exciting to watch because like everybody shows up with their partners and it's just like, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:39 Seth Cohen. It's everything. Yeah. Also Kim premiered her show too. All's Fair. She was on the for that. Yes. Yes. Not as exciting as nobody wants this season too, but. No, of course not. But something. Do you want to get into the festival? stories my dearie oh wait michael not live yet i can cut out l-o l-o l-o i'm not gonna let you in the offices again we have a leak there's a leak at dear media no not me being such a rat and then he said also by the way michael's a businessman said p.s it's an insane episode i can't wait i believe it like dromagetan i'm sorry i'm leaving this in yeah oh my gosh i'm ready for more Jeffrey, like bring me back to that time.
Starting point is 00:15:32 I know, like we're bringing back toxic, problematic YouTubers. Like, Trisha Pateus is literally on her way to winning a Tony. Like, nobody cares that she, like, did blackface once. So, like, bring them all back, you know? Yeah, but I feel like Jeffrey's just, like, not putting out the content. Like, no, he's all over TikTok. He's, like, doing makeup.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I know, but that doesn't do it. I need, I need, like. I know. It's a little niche. I need a little bit more curation. I need curation. I need edits, cuts, not just, like, stream of content.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Like, he needs a podcast, honestly. A dear media. But are you looking for makeup content or just like Jeffrey content? Because like I was into his makeup stuff for sure and I was influenced. Like if he approved something, I would buy it. But I loved like his house tours. No, I'm open to all. Remember Nate?
Starting point is 00:16:13 I'm open to all. Yeah. As like a like a 360 creator. Yeah. You know? 360. 360. Are you ready for the fast five stories that you do need to know?
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Starting point is 00:16:41 Yes, I saw everyone using it first. Like, I saw it all over TikTok and then Jackie had it. I was like, oh, okay. Like, we're using Graza now. Yeah, no, it's like the best olives for the best olive oil. They have, like, their bottles are just like so user-friendly. Yes. They have their drizzle olive oil, which is like when you want to drizzle on top of something.
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Starting point is 00:23:17 Sophia Richie Grange. pregnant. She's expecting baby number two with her husband Elliot. She posted the most low key pregnancy announcement yesterday. It was actually confusing. It was so low key. To the point that it was confusing. Yeah. So she took a little picture of her bump in the mirror on her way out the door and said on my way to launch these babies and it was a baby emoji plus SRG Artelier, which we discussed yesterday. So she went to the launch party and she also launched her pregnancy announcement. Now I know like after you have your first baby like everything the second time is like not as big of a deal, right?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Like, but this is like really little. I was so confused. Yeah, I was so good for her brand. Like, everyone's talking about her pregnancy announcement in conjunction with the brand. Like, it was a good marketing movie. It was just like so low key. No, it was so low key. It's like, I'm pretty sure this is a pregnancy announcement because what else could it be?
Starting point is 00:24:05 Right. But is it? And then I think some people thought she was having twins. Right, because she said babies. And she's also like a little girl. So like she didn't look like crazy pregnant. I don't know. It was confusing.
Starting point is 00:24:15 It was, you know, endlessly. She's been very open about the fact that she gained 70 pounds during her first pregnancy. And the fact that like she lost it and got pregnant again, like I can do it too. I can do it too. Yeah. No, major shout out to her like going back to back. It's like I said, endlessly inspiring. Well, also like being a working woman starting her fashion label, like it's what it takes, you know?
Starting point is 00:24:40 Like it's so you got to do like if you want to have kids, but like it's just insane. It's hard. And I want to say, like obviously, I don't want to give notes on her pregnancy announcement, but, like, it was confusing. Yeah, I wonder if she thought that, like, if she was, like, leaning into the confusion or she's like, oh, man, I think I, like, fuck that up. I think she thought she was being, like, so clear. Kind of, like, when Rihanna, like, opened her jacket and had, like, a little baby bump
Starting point is 00:25:06 at the Super Bowl, and she was shocked that people were, like, confused. Yeah. I think they both, like, thought it was, like, so clear and obvious, but us were just, like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Funny. I think any time you're going to like join a pregnancy announcement with something else,
Starting point is 00:25:22 whether it's a Super Bowl halftime show or the launch of a clothing line, like it can get a little murky. No. And like a pregnancy announcement that's just like, you know, a selfie, like in the mirror. That's not like, you know, a whole thing. Yeah. A mirror pick makes it like so crazy cash. So cash.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yeah. Hysterical though. And that does not take away from the. the monumentousness of the occasion. No, of course not. Congratulations. Bashatova. And they welcome their daughter Eloise in May 2024.
Starting point is 00:25:53 So it's been like a year and a half. She's Eloise's like a year. Well, she probably got, she's probably like at least three months pregnant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's like. So, yeah, like a little more than a year. Yeah. That's what it takes.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Well done. Well done. Yeah. Go girl. Do your thing. I'm a do my thing. Are you ready for our next story? Euphoria season three full cast has been revealed with some new guest stars.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Have you seen this? Well, I saw that Trisha Pettis was going to be on it. Yeah, really that's like the biggest name. Well, it depends. This is going to be an insult to the next person. It's not the biggest name. It was like the biggest shock. It's going to be an insult to this next person who's also a very big name, Natasha Leone.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Cracking up. Honestly, I feel like Tricia Pettis is a bigger name. Just in the circle, in the circle that I live. in having said that Natasha Leone did go to the same high school as we did. Right. So she's actually very much in the circle that you live in and Trisha Padas is still bigger in the Murmans community. Right, right. Actually, she is married to a Jew and like her kids are Jewish and I think she like kind of converted. So it's kind of the same circle, if you will. Yeah, just one big circle. And then also 18 new cast members who I don't know. Oh, because they're jumping forward in the series. I think well,
Starting point is 00:27:08 it's been, I don't think they meant to wait five years between seasons, but there was always going to be like a big time jump kind of how like remember in the housewives desperate housewives did that that was so crazy um oh the other name i recognize is eli roth oh my god bear jew yeah one thing about eliz he's so cute like i love him does he have a girlfriend i feel like we just had this conversation you do i don't feel like we did yes and we were like to see have a girlfriend and he actually like has a pregnant girlfriend oh right does anybody remember what i'm talking about or did i actually make this up i'm on my way he doesn't really have an instagram yeah jackey because he's I guess he was in that Tim Dylan Addison Ray movie, right?
Starting point is 00:27:45 Yeah, Thanksgiving. That's when we were talking about him. That's when we were talking about him. He's more of a director than an actor now. Yeah, well, he's not the director. He is going to be a cast member. By the way, Michael said it's fine. Michael said it's fine.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Jeffrey Starr should be on Euphoria. He actually should. One thing about me, like I watched Euphoria. I kept up with it. It was fun to be a part of something. I've never needed another season of a show less. Like the way I do. not care. It's like so much. And let me tell you, they left on an amazing cliffhanger. Like,
Starting point is 00:28:18 Rue made the, like, the worst decision ever. Like, she just ruined her life. It left on an amazing cliffhanger. I don't care. Like, I literally don't care. But you're going to watch. Yeah, but I don't care. Yeah. But like, you've put in all the work and everyone's going to be talking about it. And I know you have fun of know. I am going to watch. I could see myself, like, giving up on it halfway through. Yeah. But yes, of course. If this wasn't my job, I might not watch. But you do it for your craft. But I'm like I have a commitment to you know to torture myself. So I think I'll be watching. I just like I can't I feel I know that like Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney like feel like annoyed that they have to go back to the show. Do you know what I mean? It launched their careers
Starting point is 00:28:56 extremely successfully. I think it was like a crazy weird environment to be on. Not that it launched Zendaya. I'm sorry. But it definitely like you know catapult. She got Emmy nominations like a catapulted her. And now like they have to like go back to it. It's just it's taking a step backwards. You know who's excited. Jacob Allorty. Yeah. Yeah, because it launched him too. And he's been out here trying. But it just kind of like boomeranged. Yeah. So like I think like he's excited to, you know, get back on solid ground. And to be back like as like Nate, like the hot guy everybody wants, even though a great plot test would be. Because like he's so like toxic male who peaked in high school. And now it's what I don't know how many years ahead they're skipping. Like I would love to see him, you know, like not.
Starting point is 00:29:40 doing so well but he's so I don't know how yeah I don't know I hope Eric Dane is in it um he is he plays he's back yeah he was recently diagnosed with ALS member we spoke about that he plays Jacob Allorty's dad yeah he's back okay good who else read me the names let me see the number one Zendaya Hunter Schaefer Eric Dane Jacob Lordy Sydney Sweeney Alexa Demi oh I heard Hunter Schaefer's dating Joe Alwyn I heard that too from you yeah and I read it in like an Instagram comments like seriously don't listen to anything I say Maude Apato Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:11 All these people were already in it Martha Kelly Yeah yeah These are all the people coming back Martha Kelly Chloe Cherry Coleman Domingo Oh Coleman Domingo Coming back
Starting point is 00:30:20 Was he in end That's the way that this was framed You would know Yeah wait let me think I feel like Coleman Domingo Han Zimmer will score episodes Of season three as well
Starting point is 00:30:33 Well that's beautiful Yeah He plays Ruth's dad Very excited exciting. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm getting like fatigued by this. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I just know people are excited about it. So I just want to let you know. Yeah. Yeah. No. And it's good to like that you kept us updated. But like just as a note to production, like I'm getting fatigued. So like either get it out or don't. Are you ready for our next story, which is some more TV news?
Starting point is 00:31:07 I didn't even know about any of this. This is all news to me. But let me know if you did. Yellowstone's Beth and Rip spin off called the Dutton Ranch adds four new series regulars. So I heard about this in like an AI generated sort of way. I didn't know like the show had actually been greenlit. Like I didn't know it had an IMDB page.
Starting point is 00:31:24 It has a name. It has an IMDB page. It has casting and it has like a plot line, a log line. Okay. Oh, well, what happened? At the end of Yellowstone, like they decided to move to Texas, right? They loved it so much and it was like more cattle farmer friendly. I didn't finish Yellowstone.
Starting point is 00:31:40 What? Yeah, like I was like not loving the last season. I wasn't like desperate to pick it back up. And I'm like, if I finish it, I'll be sad that it's over. And if I never. I'm going to tell you what happens. Yeah, just for this, because this show is like afterwards. But the log line is that Beth and Rip, they're playing themselves, are grateful for the piece they sought, fought, and nearly died for with their 7,000 acre Dutton Ranch.
Starting point is 00:32:04 With tough times and stiff competition, Beth and Rip do what they must to survive, all while ensuring Carter becomes the man he's supposed to be. Is that the kid they brought in who was like a young rip? Yeah. Okay, so at the very end of the show, so they have this big ranch, they don't know what to do with it because if they sell it, they can't afford the inheritance tax. And, you know, the corporations, everybody, the government, everybody's coming after it. And it's actually Casey who has the idea being like, well, what you sell it for is what you get taxed on. So it's like worth $100 million. But what if we sell it for a dollar? The tax is 10 cents.
Starting point is 00:32:37 So they sell it for like $1 million back to the Native American community. But they section off like a big, the East Camp for Casey. his wife and his kid to like have like a small small ranch um well so like they both technically still live there they afford they're able to like afford to sell it then like you know it's they're kind of just like going back between the natives had it and then the dutton's had it and then the natives had it again and um it was kind of like it was actually a really nice way of buttoning it up i liked it and then beth and rip were like this laugh ain't for us and they had went down to texas because all the uh cattle had bruselorosis remember bruselosis and they kind of loved it because
Starting point is 00:33:16 because it was like much more, like the, I don't know, like the government or like just the vibes were much more friendly. Rancher friendly. And so they were like, well, what if we just like did our own thing? And, you know, she had a little bit of money from just being a businesswoman special. And they bought a ranch. He'll run it. They take Carter with them.
Starting point is 00:33:32 And it was like, it really, they wrapped it up. Last season was not good. But they wrapped up the whole storyline and everybody's journeys really nicely. So it does lend itself to a show. But I'm just like so fucking tired. It's the euphoria effect. I am so tired of. hearing about Yellowstone spin-offs that aren't happening.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Whatever happened to four sixes. Agreed, but like Beth and Rip were the best part of Yellowstone. Of course. No, I'm so here for this. So for their characters to live on and they're being played by the same people. I thought maybe it was going to be like an origin, you know, a prequel. So that we get more Beth and Rip like by the same writers in a new situation. Like I am excited.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Same. This is how the show, like they didn't actually need to end Yellowstone. They could have turned it into the Beth and Rip show if they wanted to. It being now like a whole other series is fine. just feel like it's never going to come out the same way all these other prequels and schmeekles never come out um where's matthew mconeh. Where is four-six is? Yeah. We're always we are like this soul and 1823 and not 1886. Yeah yeah. We are the sole reporters on like yellowstone updates and news and none of it ever comes true. Same at game of Thrones. Yeah except game of Thrones just dropped
Starting point is 00:34:37 a trailer for a new show. The prequel? No I mean they're all prequels. Um it's like it feels like a fairy tale like I couldn't even tell you what I watched. It didn't really look good. You know what these people are? All talk, no action. What's up from? And then like the, she's like, yeah, all talk, no action. What's that from?
Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah, it was called A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It tells the story of Sir Duncan the Tall and his young squire. What's your squire? Now it's just like, Game of Thrones. I mean, we were all just like watching this medieval porn, like, for a greater good because it was just like an excellent story but like I think I'm good on the squire. Okay, YouTube can't tell me what I mean Google can't tell me what that's from. I'll talk.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Someone will tell you. Yeah, sound off of the comments. But anyways, Yellowstone is casting like it's moving forward. There's people attached. Yeah. I mean, Beth and Rip are like a timeless love story. So I would love to see them back on my screens again. As you guys know, I'm so in my cable era.
Starting point is 00:35:44 So sure, sign me up. But like, I will believe it when I see it. That's how I feel about all these things. Even with this big euphoria casting news, you could tell me that they're on set. Once I see an episode, I'll believe it. But up until this point, I've just been burned. I agree. But as a Beth and Rip Stan, I'm certainly not upset.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Yeah, like, it's not the worst idea I've ever heard. No, and I've heard a lot of bad ideas. Are you ready for our fourth story? I am. Kylie Kelsey changes her Instagram bio to a tribute to Jason Kelsey's manhood and her favorite Taylor Swift song. So Kylie Kelsey paid tribute to her husband's penis with a cheeky change of her Instagram bio, which suddenly references Taylor Swift's spicy song, Wood. So their new Instagram bio says big fan of Japanese maples, which Travis, when he was talking
Starting point is 00:36:31 about the song, he had said. And she calls his penis like a big redwood tree. In the song Taylor calls Travis as a redwood. And then Jason said, like, I'm more of a Japanese maple. and then she made her bio big fan of Japanese naples. Funny. Now. Funny.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Now, if I wanted to look into this as somebody who might suspect that Kylie Kelsey does not like Taylor's whipped. What I would say, hypothetically, if I was that person, is that this is a very good way of, like, engaging with the Taylor lore. But, like, in a way that's, like, just focused on, like, her and Jason. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm not that person, so I don't feel that way.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Um, I just want to know, like, what was her Instagram bio before and, like, how often does she change it? That just feels like, like... Feels like all these podcasters are changing their Instagram bios. Oh, yeah. What do you change yours to? Okay. I like, changed it and totally forgot about it and not me changing it on the toast live and having a typo. And like so many people DM me being like, girl, you literally forgot a word.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Oh, God. Her name was turdy, made her money being purdy and wordy. Oh, you're literally Kylie Kelsey. Oh, but I, did Kylie Kelsey copy me? Dead ass. No, she didn't. Okay. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Now, I like the bio, except visually it's a little long. Like, the line runs on too. It's like a run on sentence. And also, like, I'm already over it. And I know I enjoy. My bio. Her name is already made her money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:06 No, no, no. Like, I know I endorsed it at the time. Give me a better run. Like, I'm not married to it. Give me a better one. I don't know what the hell to make my Instagram bio. Why is it so hard? And like embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:38:16 It is embarrassing. Cojers, wojers. Come on. You can't ask me because you're not going to get a normal response. Okay, you guys, can somebody write me a good Instagram bio? Like, I really don't know. Yeah, it's tough times. Why is it so hard?
Starting point is 00:38:40 I'm not crazy about mine, but I don't want to go down this road. I love yours. I love, love, love it, never change. Yeah. Or you could be founder and CEO of Jersey. dirty Lou Global. But that's like not funny, you know? I'm laughing.
Starting point is 00:38:57 But you're always laughing because you're a ray of light. That's so true. I don't know how anyone could have a problem with us. We are literally the funniest most of life, and most charitable genitalist girls. And I know us, like, offline. Yeah. The fact that we have so many haters, genuinely.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Blows my mind. Bio. The scene. Wait, sorry for me getting my own inspiration. Start for the beginning. We are. I don't know how anyone has a problem with us. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:39:33 That's good. That's not a bio. It's a quote. A self quote. Should I put it in quotations? Not a self-reference. I think there's something there. Yeah, let's workshop it and please sound like comments as usual.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Or like something that says like or bio like genuinely a delight. Okay. Also, do you feel like we're like blowing up on Spotify? I feel like so many of our like listeners who watch on YouTube have really moved over to Spotify. And when I say sound off in the comments, like I always go to YouTube. I feel like I need to start going to Spotify. Interesting. I know. I feel like we've really, we've had an impact on our YouTube community. I didn't know that was happening. I know. Cogee. Try and hold my finger. I didn't know that's what it was happening. That's what I wanted. Oh, they released like who is. is dancing to what song on Dancing with the Stars. People are, like, really mad. But the big takeaway is that Robert Irwin is dancing to dancing to life. And the big takeaway is that nobody's dancing to something bad. Um, not true.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Who's dancing to it? Yeah. Oh, wait. Oh, I think you meant to something bad, like a bad song. No, no, no, no, plenty. But there's a song called like something bad, like where he's talking to the animals. Peter Dinklage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:46 No, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. You see how that was confusing. I do. But so that was good because that would have been really unfair. What do they have Jen Affleck dancing to? Like the score. Something bad.
Starting point is 00:40:57 What is it? I don't, it's from the second movie and it actually didn't even ring a bell. Wait, I'm not okay. Of course. Oh, they have Whitney dancing to popular, which is amazing. Which is, actually unfair. Alex is, Alex Earl is dancing. She got something good.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Wizard and I? No, it was like, it's more fun. Oh, I can remember. Hmm. Just find it. I'm looking. What is his feeling? So sadden and new.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Okay. Jen and Jan, as long as you're mine. Like, seriously, I'm going to sue this show for discrimination. On behalf of the Affleck family. Like, against postpartum women. Thousand percent. Jordan. She deserves, who's dancing to defying gravity?
Starting point is 00:41:38 It's, like, not fair. Elaine and Allen. That's actually fine. Oh, you know what? I'll allow it. Also, Andy and Emma are dancing to one short day, which is going to be adorable. Yeah. In the Emerald City.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Jordan and Ezra are rumbaing to four good. Okay, it doesn't give Rebaugh, but I'm looking. Good. I haven't changed for good. Alex and Val, what is this feeling? Love. Cute. But it's time for Alex to break out, don't you find?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Like, I feel like she's, like, in the middle of the pack right now, and it's time for her to, like, move to the front. She needs a big moment. She's been doing really good since the beginning, but she needs, like, a viral big breakout, a thousand percent. She needs a big moment. Maybe this could be it. Dylan and Dingella, I'm not that girl. That's a bad song. For a boy.
Starting point is 00:42:27 For like in general and also for them. For a boy. It's such, it's like such a low. And they're Roombaing. Okay, do I not know what a Roomba is? Because like Roomba. I thought a Roomba was a vacuum. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Rumba feels like this. I think you're thinking of Samba. That's a Samba. But like Rumba is definitely not like the slow dance that you need for I'm not that girl. Yeah. Danielle and Pasha are. doing the Argentine tango to no good deed. This is not a bad song.
Starting point is 00:42:59 No, it's not a bad song, but this is just like a crazy. There's always like one too many elements in these themed nights. Like that TikTok night where we're doing TikTok dances to ballroom styles to a contemporary song. With a spiral song. And also make sure to include your most viral moment. And who are you dedicating this moment to? Elaine and Allen Defying Gravity.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Scott and Riley, the wizard and I. That's really like not fair. No. So the thing is they're clearly, if they had given like the. best song to the best dancer, it's not fair. So them giving like defying gravity and The Wizard and I to Scott and Elaine, who are clearly like in the bottom. But like even though Whitney having popular is like kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:41 There's so many greats. There are a lot of really good songs. I think Dancing Through Life is like one of the best songs for this. Robert and Whitney, it's going to be amazing. Whitney and Mark popular Andy and Emma one short day. Jen and Jan should have gotten the wizard. They should have given Andy. Yes, they should have
Starting point is 00:43:55 And Jen and Andy should have got, I'm sorry, Emma and Andy should have gotten Defying Gravity. Or popular. Yeah, they could have done more. That's actually not a great song for him, just say, he's going home. I don't know. It's a really cute song. One short day in the Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah, but it's not obvious, and Andy needs obvious. Yeah, but we're not going to waste the good songs on him. We'll waste to the good surprise on you. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's the fifth and final story, that's brought you by, By heart, the infant nutrition company built from the ground up to deliver real innovation on behalf of babies and parents. Their mission is simple. Make the best formula in the world.
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Starting point is 00:48:04 Click's going to click. That's good. That's good. And then people will know who you are. It's like a really good way. And they're going to be like, oh, wait. What about? That's click's going to click, girl.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Click's going to click TM. No? No. And then it looks like you've only had like one successful thing. Yeah. And that you've like trademarked it. So I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I do. Although I don't know if it like sums up who I am. Do you know what I mean? And let's be real, I don't have many friends. So it's like somebody with a lot of friends would make that there. You could also just like do something like honest and earnest like host of the toast. Well, whatever I have like right now I have like my bio and then it says host at the toast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:48 That's good. I can be hosting and toasting. Yeah. Oh, we'll work through it. We'll workshop. Well, our fifth and final story is a little Instagram news because Instagram rings have been awarded. Oh, my God. We previously reported that Instagram was starting their own award ceremony.
Starting point is 00:49:06 So, Instagram put out their winners of rings, including the judges panel. I'm just going to share like. Winners? Like, there's no nominees or anything. You just win one? Yeah, like the judges chose winners. There's 25 rings winners, which we'll get to. But I just want to explain.
Starting point is 00:49:18 little bit more about the awards and who are the judges the judges are spikely mark jacobs grace wales bonner cause pat macrath uh alona marr eva chen adam mosery adam um and i want to see alonamar like in high places but what the fuck do these people like know about content creating so mark jacobs well because he's a creative the rings are an award about celerating those who aren't afraid to take creative chances and do it their way those who bring people together over their creativity and deserve recognition. So it's really about creativity. Mark Jacobs is a creator.
Starting point is 00:49:53 That's fine with me. Sure. Okay. So the judges like nominate a bunch of people and here are the winners. Now I'm going to, I only recognize two names that I'll start with those two and then I'll tell you all of them. Tell me if you know of them. One Olivia Dino, man I need.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Right? Yeah, Olivia Dean. But it's at Olivia Dino. Maybe that's her Instagram. Yeah, that's her Instagram. Okay. And then the other is Elise Myers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:23 So like Elise Myers makes content for a living. Olivia D. I live and breathe for, but she's a singer. But she's apparently a creative as well. But are they giving out awards for people's, you know, accomplishments on the app or outside of the app? On the app. Okay, here are the other people.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Tell me if you know any of them. Cole Bennett. Actually sounds familiar. Wait, hold on. Cole Bennett. I can also. also just send you this article if you want to look at it don't know Cole next gabriella moses don't know nina gawamika don't know Nigel servester he's a BMX icon so you probably don't know him
Starting point is 00:51:11 um akian kweichi no no two lost kids no ohmg adrian no i was not to say i'm good drian You literally would. You literally what. Them just doing handles, it's really hard for me. It's hard. Agreed. Agreed. Tyshawn.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Dolly Singh. No. DJ AG. No. Zarnagar. Yes. Yay. I like her.
Starting point is 00:51:49 She's funny. And you know what? She makes good content. And she does other things. Like she's a comic, a stand-up comic. But how I discovered her and I think how she really got her. start was like you know internet podcasting so great that's a good one okay galeria no Sebastian jern no future a dog what about Sebastian hastings
Starting point is 00:52:10 Sebastian Hastings was snub for this award disgusting future a dose meal no those meal I love when Jackie speaks Spanish and like her southern accent laofi laofy singer The Icelandic Chinese composer, singer, producer, and multi-instrumentalist inviting a new generation to discover the emotional depths of jazz. Oh, no, that's not how I thought. Not Lauv. Yeah, no, I was singing of Lauv, I guess. But honestly, that person sounds really talented.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Sounds nice. Well, it seems very global, so I'm, like, me not knowing them doesn't mean anything. Yeah, no. And I also, like, don't follow Instagram, like, on Instagram, like, the most, like, creative people who are, like, making magic with the phone. Like I just follow like, like swirly content, cooking content, like. Right. And if they had like a swirly category, maybe we would be better equipped to. But I'm just like not really understanding like the vision and the point of the awards.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Because again, like Laufi, that's like a composer. Well, he's probably like making like amazing. I could see how that like fits into this. It's annoying. It's annoying because like they're giving the awards to people who like have their own awards. Do you know what I mean? like Olivia Dean could win a Grammy. A composer could win a Grammy.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And it's like, yes, Elise Myers, great. Like, she's not going to win a Grammy. This is her award. So, like, for them to give our awards to other people, it's, like, annoying. Yeah. And then also the homesteading R.D. So it's like a homesteading person who farges hunts. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah, but then it's like, why not balleriner? Right. No, I'm just, like, not understanding. She's the number one homesteader in this group. I'm a little zoomed out. Like, what is the point of these awards and, like, who is this for? I don't know when I really. And I mean no hate because I'm actually a big fan of Olivia D.
Starting point is 00:53:55 And I'm just using her as an example because she's the only person I know on here. Like, why would she win an Instagram award? Maybe she's really used Instagram to launch herself. Well, if we're going to be real TikTok, oh, she was doing just fine. You know, I had heard about her before, man, I need went viral. But now, like, TikTok has really given her, like, another level of fame. That's a really great song. Completely agree.
Starting point is 00:54:17 And I love, she reminds me a lot of, like, Sophia Richie in the sense that, like, she's going really viral and like influencing people. She dresses amazing and like really not modest but like just unique and different. Not like every she's not just like a thought you know. Yeah. And her music is like it's different. It's a little jazzy. And it's like a little retro. It's a little mature. I just like that she's like becoming popular and people are like copying either like her music style or people are really obsessed with her fashion sense. And it's just different and new and not like just everybody else. So in every video I see of her like on reels. She performs amazing. She's always so happy. Yes. She's like this very She's just like a positive light.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I actually, like I was actually so taken with her. And I'm not even on TikTok. And Zach is always singing that song. And then so I learned it through him. And then I would see all these videos of her singing this song. I'm like, it's so cute. And I've been listening to her album. Like I've been really influenced by her.
Starting point is 00:55:09 I want credit. And somebody needs to go find the episode because like maybe a year ago or more, I had heard she was dating Harry Styles. And so I just like looked her up. And then my algorithm, like, knew I was into her. So I started seeing her performance. And I came on this podcast and I said, Jackie, you need to look into this girl, Olivia Dean.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I think you specifically would like her. because it's very like, I don't know what the word is. It's like kind of Michael Boubley like, but in not a terrible way. Like I mean good. It's like, her music is like all piano. Like it's very, like Frank Sinatra, kind of. Yeah. And I said Jackie would like it.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Of course you didn't listen to me. And I hear you are a year later. Listening to Olivia Dean. I like your vibe, Olivia. Yeah. So find the clip. Well, the thing about the Instagram rings is that I feel like a paid actor because we're the only people talking about them and propping them out.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Later, L.A. But I did find it interesting. Yeah, and whatever the opposite of a Toasty Lions is, like, that's what I'm giving Instagram rings. I'm not understanding, like, what and who it's for. I agree. Great. Let's time into our final segment of the week. Queenie and Weenie of the Week.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Every Friday, Jackie Knight, the very till end of the episode, just like to take a look back at the week at a glance, if you will, and give out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Wee of the Week is a seven-day title. It's really not that serious. You can find yourself a Queenie one week, we need the next. It's yet to happen, but miracles happen. You never know. Today, we come to you, two halves and one hole. Two halves making a hole.
Starting point is 00:56:25 I shockingly only have a queenie and Jackie shockingly. It's so opposite day. Opposite day. Only has a we. So should I go first since we started with queenie? Yes, because we started with queenie. My queenie, I had seen it happen, but now like I'm watching so much of it back is Jasmine Tewks. The fact that she not only a, first of all, she's a second black woman to ever open the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which is a sleigh and like a queenie-like title.
Starting point is 00:56:49 But doing it nine months pregnant. I'm sorry. It's just you takes the cake. Queen. And then I was watching, I was watching all this behind the scenes videos. And, like, they're in those chairs all day. You know it's like, you're on set. It's just a hard day, like, physically.
Starting point is 00:57:02 And she's doing it all nine months pregnant. And she wrote this really beautiful Instagram about how, like, she never thought she would open the show. She's been doing the show. And being a part of it as, like, a model has always been, like, the highlight of her career. But she never thought she would open it. Being asked to open it. She didn't even think she was going to ask to do it this year because she's pregnant. Slay.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Slay. It's extremely iconic, extreme queenie behavior, Jasmine Dukes. I love that. I agree and my weenie is somewhat related and despite the fact that they had a beautiful party pregnant women open the show. My weenie is the Victoria Secret Fashion show. Oh wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Okay. So you know what? I've actually had like a Bissell, a little change apart. Okay. So I see, this is a new development because I know what you were saying like what's change, what's changed. So they have hired Adam Selman to be like the new creative director of Victoria's Secret Fashion.
Starting point is 00:57:53 And if you don't know who that is, I didn't really either, but I know that he's responsible for that iconic Rihanna look, where she wears, like, the sparkly dress with the matching, like, head scarf. Okay. And he's, like, a big deal in fashion, and they've tapped him. And while I don't think he made, like, amazing changes this year, at least, like, it's something new and something different. I'll give him another year.
Starting point is 00:58:11 And it does feel like they're really copying Sports Illustrated in the sense. Like, everybody knows who, like, heads up Sports Illustrated. It's MJ Day, and all the girls love her, MJ, MJ, MJ. And when I was reading everybody's captions, they're like, thank you, at Adam Selman. Like, they're trying to make, like, Adam, the MJ. and like tapping all these different people. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:58:25 Like it does work for Sports Illustrated. So if you can't beat them, join them and copy them. I'm going to give them one more year. I'll give him another year, but I'll just say like this year was a mess from like what I've seen and what I haven't seen. It just like didn't,
Starting point is 00:58:40 it didn't pop off. And like for so many years they were the queenies. And it was a bit weenie. A we need of a weenia affair. A bit of a weenia affair. Not entirely because like we said there were, there were some good moments. Cameras coming out for a weenie affair.
Starting point is 00:58:57 All right, don't stop. Where was it even streaming? Did anyone ever find that out? Like, where did you watch it? I have no idea. That's a problem. Yeah. It's a job not well done.
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