The Toast - ARFID Visibility Day: Monday, April 8th, 2024

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the show and happy Monday. But you know what? Whatever. Like, what the fuck ever. Life is a mindset. And you know what? It's giving.

It's giving. Like, we have a very exciting week. You know, we have a lot to look forward to this week. This Monday, yes. Technically, it's a Monday in a technical sense. Some Mondays are harder than others. Are better than others. And not all Mondays are created equal.

And I would say on the scale of mondays this monday is okay we will make it through this monday because we have such an exciting week ahead of us i don't even know where to start no today's one of those mondays that like makes you like realize jackie everything's gonna be okay you know yeah this week is the six-year anniversary of the creation of the most incredible show on the planet. Yes, tomorrow, in fact, marks six years that Jax, your girls, Jax and I, have been doing this here show now through many iterations, many studios, many journeys, many scandals, many ups, many downs. Jax and I are still here.

And that's just kind of an incredible feat in this space. And in this climate, in this climate, Jackie and I actually recorded, was that on Friday? Yeah. A podcast episode about our journey, you know, at a glance, it was actually part one of two. We realized we weren't even really able to scratch the surface on the six years. We took questions. We got a little stuck in the mud and this episode took kind of like a negative turn and it's episode alternate title for the episode was called chip origin story because we have a chip on our shoulder and like we just do and we just really dove into like all the iterations of the toast and like you know personalities that we had our outlook on

certain things and how we got to this place now was you know we've been hardened that's for shit for damn sure that's for damn sure so we're mentioning it all but then we're going to do a part two of the episode where we're leaving the negativity and the toxicity the episode was supposed to be like celebrating our milestones and of course we got like stuck in like we were mad about this so we we got our anger out and honestly people are applauding it as like one of their favorite episodes ever it's hysterical I thought the feedback was gonna be like people were gonna be like you guys are so negative like I thought people were actually gonna be mad at us for being so negative and they were like guys it's not negative it's you just like remarking on your journey like it's been you know

full of highs and lows but on the second part of negativity on the second part of the episode. There's been negativity. On the second part of the episode, we are going to celebrate. Focus on the positivity. So it's six years, you guys, of toastiness. And this year is just kind of going to, I mean, this week is going to be just a celebration of that. You know, Jax is coming to New York. We have our toastiversary party this weekend. It's going to be huge. I'm really, really excited for the week.

And I feel as though we should use that excitement to buoy us through this Monday. And from us to you, hopefully that rubs off. I'm not even worried about it, you know? What's a Monday? And you know what? I'm getting a haircut today. Monday, you've got nothing on us. Monday, I don't know her.

Monday, try me. Monday, more like fun day. Okay, now you're being crazy. I don't know her. Monday, try me. Monday? More like fun day. Okay, now you're being crazy. No, but also, like, I'm getting a haircut today, and I'm actually, and I know I say this every time. I'm actually thinking of doing something, not like a bob, but something a little bit more dramatic than, like, my usual trim two inches layers in the front. I think I'm going to do, just listen, please hear me out, because, you know, I can't make

a big decision without you, and, like, please don't worry your eyes on me. I need your help, okay? I understand that you can't make a big decision without me and I would never fault you for that. However, this is not a big decision. No, it is. Cause I usually do like a trim max two inches, but then like a ton of layers and the pieces in the front. Yeah. I get like five inches off, but overall the length remains, you know, pretty untouched. I'm thinking today of doing like four inches. Okay, so nothing.

Oh, really? That's nothing? And I don't love a four inch cut. Oh my God. So I shouldn't do it. I like either keep the length or go short in general. Like not, and there's very, I don't love a mid. Oh my God.

I kind of like a mid on other people. Some people, yes. But it's giving like literal nothing. Like are you a girl with long hair or short hair? You're giving average. I'm going to touch you and like if I go missing, like what would they describe it as? Average length hair.

So skinny and gorgeous. And it's like your humor isn't visible. Like, you know. Oh my God, wait. I thought you were gonna like love my mid idea. Should I get a bob? No. So, you know, I love a bob and I will tell everyone Margot Asheri to get a bob.

No. No, I don't know that I could say that to you confidently. Like, I think your hair is your thing and what you have is a good thing going and you have gorgeous hair and it literally looks amazing all the time and it can go up or it can go down and you style it perfectly and I think like it's giving a little bit like midlife crisis that you just want to mess up your hair no the thing is it's like I'm just feeling really confident in my body I'm like you know coming up I'm like I don't know how many months into my fitness journey

and and having like a sharp jaw is something that I think is just literally required for certain haircuts or at least for me and for so long my hair was my security blanket now I'm feeling like I don't really need it like I'm proud of my face and like I don't know but but at the same time you're right like my hair is my thing. It's not even about a security blanket like plenty of supermodels have long gorgeous hair. Yeah yeah no you're right I should do what my other models my fellow models are doing. When I see a picture of you anytime I I'm not like, oh, that girl needs a haircut or that girl needs new hair. I'm like, oh my God, her hair is fabulous.

Oh my God. Thank you for saying that because that reminds me that I saw the Olivia Rodrigo concert this weekend and I feel even more firm in my belief that like a dramatic haircut would change her life, especially because one of my takeaways from the concert was like, she's very clearly trying to separate herself from this like Disney character it was like a little not inappropriate at all it was provocative in a sense and like try hard provocative yeah like she cursed a lot and there was like a camera angle like you know underneath her skirt like it was kind of crazy but like not did it feel genuine or it felt like forced because I'm trying to break out of this box

who put me in this box it felt forced especially because like the people in front of me was like a mom and her and she obviously took her daughter and her friend who were like they couldn't have been more than six and they were so excited they had bows in their hair they were really young and every time she cursed like the mom and the kid looked at each other it was like kind of funny um yeah so it was very clear that she was trying to separate herself from this like you know young audience and honestly a haircut would help I agree with that are you just saying six like because we say you know like no it's really hard for me to know how old kids are okay same for me seven I don't know under 10 under nine under eight yeah seven or six okay that's young but then the girl's next to me

and I've been to the heiress tour four times like I know what like a crazy person looks like Jackie these two girls that's a funny quote Jackie these two girls were on another level and it actually really made me worry like I went into the under belly of Gen Z on Saturday night and I did not like what I saw like I report back this is what I saw ready and I'm not I swear on my life I am not even adding one ounce of drop dramedy okay and I'm moving my microphone okay ready Jackie I wanted to call these girls mothers Jackie and they were far too old to be acting this way they were at least 15 16 me and ben were freaking out jackie like and then the craziest part was like

they were filming on snapchat and the second they put their phones down they stopped crying okay on the one hand that's psychotic on the other hand it makes me happy that that they're not genuinely feeling that way and also like explain to me the Olivia Rodrigo fan. Like why are we crying? Are we crying for, because we love Olivia? Are we crying because her music's about heartbreak and we're heartbroken? No, they were crying for Olivia.

Oh, because they're excited to see her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. No, Jackie, it was really crazy. That's a little better. And you know me, one of my philosophies is at a concert, you should be able to enjoy your life. Sing as loud as you want.

And I think that you can sing really loud without disturbing people. It's entirely possible. You can dance and jump and sing. Especially, I'm dancing and jumping and singing. But when your screams are piercing my e my eardrum, like you need to stop. And I'm not going to, I'm not a naysayer. Like I'm a very positive concert goer. I don't judge other people at concerts.

Like I'm the crazy person. I'm always, someone once yelled at me at Adele. Like that's me. And so if I'm saying you're doing too much, like you are seriously, like you need to be institutionalized. Interesting. Interesting. you're doing too much like you are seriously like you need to be institutionalized interesting interesting I swear to god and but it's like why the crying because I always think back like my point of reference from when we were younger and like our version of that was like when people would see the Jonas Brothers or like Hannah Montana or Justin Bieber like they would scream

a member in the documentary I think it was Justin Bieber. Like they would scream. I remember in the documentary, I think it was Justin Bieber's documentary, there was like a guy working in the stadium. He's like, I never heard screams like that in my life. I think he said, I used to work at an airport and this was louder. Yeah. But it wasn't like losing their mind, mental illness, crying.

It was like excited. No, I guess you're right. Maybe it's just a young person thing, not like a Gen Z thing. And I'm proud to say like I never did this, but like Justin Bieber, like the girls would be sobbing violently.

Yeah. Not to call her out like Margo's friend Emily like she was one of those girls. I know. She like followed Justin she had like a Twitter account like

I know. XO Justin or something like there were girls like that for sure. And we were really into the Jonas Brothers but I don't think I would have cried

if I saw them. No I know and I was as into Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus as any tween could be into anything know. And I was as into Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus as any tween could be into anything ever. And I never behaved like that. Well, we were extremely well adjusted, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was really crazy. Like I went into the underbelly of Gen Z and like

it was definitely an anthropological moment. You know, do you enjoy yourself at the concert she's so supremely talented it's really insane like her voice is so good and you know she's so young and I feel like that's really um you can see that in her performance like she just jumps and screams and jumps and screams and like she doesn't look tired she doesn't look sweaty her hair you know stayed intact the whole time like she's just like a young person and you're watching a young person hair you know stayed intact the whole time like she's just like a young person and you're watching a young person like you know use all the energy that's available to them and it's impressive yeah and the music is so good like I pretty much knew every song and I'm not like a crazy diehard but like I listen every time she releases music and her music is so good

and and you know what actually one of my big takeaways from it that I thought was really impressive is she has like a very clear vision, like her graphics, her outfits, her dancers, her music, like it all is a part of this like brand. And it's really cohesive and it all made sense. And I think like whoever or whether it's her aesthetic just coming to life or if there's like a person in charge of like her art director, art director, they're doing an amazing job. Like it really is so cohesive. But do you,

is that part of the provocativeness? It's like, yes, the provocativeness is part of the cohesion and it's a nice branding, but it's like pushing the envelope a little forcefully. Like the provocativeness makes sense to like the brand that she's like putting out there, but like just to her, like when she was talking, she's just this little girl, you know? And she kept me and Ben were- Little girls, little girls. Me and Ben were dying, Jackie.

She kept saying, sheesh. She must have said it 15 times. Sheesh, New York, you guys are loud. Oh, you're a beautiful crowd.

Sheesh. We were- Did she say that the crowd was busing? No, sheesh. That's all she said. Like every time she took- I will say though, she, a big point in her column, she barely. That's all she said. Like every time she took. Did she say no cap? I will say though,

she, a big point in her column, she barely spoke. Thank you. It's one of my least favorite things when people are like giving monologues. Like cool. Cool, sing. Cool, if I wanted a reading,

I would go to Barnes and Noble, you know? Shut up and sing. Sheesh, you guys are loud. Like it was so many sheesh's. They were loud. Sheesh. They were loud. Oh my oh my god every it was crazy she's one of those people where every song is the biggest song it wasn't like was like yeah

deja vu was really loud but so was this deep cut she just released obsessed you know everyone knew every word great so you recommend to a friend um yeah yeah i would bring earplugs like really seriously not to be like a big time loser. Like, and I survived the heiress tour three times. I would bring earplugs. You said four. Was it four? I couldn't remember.

Nashville, two in New York. No, three. Okay. Bring earplugs. And just pray. Bring earplugs. And pray. Like the girls in front of me who were with their mom were sweet as sugar. Like loved watching them I was really a lot of the really young girls like it was so sweet this

was like a core memory in the moment in the making for them I would try to avoid you know the the teenagers like they seriously they were unwell I imagine it's hard to avoid them there yeah for sure for sure yeah good luck yeah so that was what I did what did you do I actually I had such a wholesome weekend not that they're really ever anything other than that but I was like talking to Dane on the phone like we were recapping our weekends and it was just like one thing after another you know no brothels this weekend no like we went to the library stop you went to the library and you know what going to the library is a really good thing to do around tax season because you feel a little bit okay with where your tax money's going

like if you have like a pretty decent local library it's like I pay for this and I'm happy to yeah yeah no like it's good to see the fruits of your labor yeah it's like the like every other time our taxes go to the roads that aren't paved. Like this and that. And like everything is shite. I feel like it just really depends on where you live. I feel like some states like do a tip-top job of putting those taxpayer dollars to work. You know, the roads are big and the lights work. In New York, it's like bumpity bumpity.

Every light is out. Florida is pretty good about like using the tax money well. But like really go to your local library on tax day when it hurts the most. I love that. And it made it okay. No, you know what? Take the bus to the library.

Seriously. Yeah. What are other like government programs? Well, no, I feel like hospitals are actually privately owned. Yeah. So yeah, public transit, public library. Like the roads. Yeah.

Anyway, so the library, it was really nice. And then also the family, not me, though, went to Disney on Ice this weekend. I can't believe you didn't go. I know. Well, so we didn't want to take Charlie because I just thought he would be a little little and it's cold and it's like during nap time and it just like wasn't what was best for him so either Zach and I was going to stay back with him and Zach like wanted to go I didn't really have a care so he wanted to go and then

when I saw the videos I was like oh that actually looks really awesome is this like a thing that's always happening or they go on tour like they just happen to be in your town yeah they happen to be in our town they did like a few days here and it's a touring thing so I saw the videos and it actually it looked to be like a really cool thing like a lot of the fun of Disney brought to your local arena that's amazing yeah I think the kids really liked it um I so wish I could have been there I saw the videos too and. And I said, damn, that looks special. Yeah. And then we had a barbecue yesterday. It was just queuing up.

Who did you invite to your barbecue? My neighbors. Cool. All she talks about is school and her neighbors and her mom. Is that a bad thing? No. It did look really fun. And sorry, I'm just really gonna switch it

again really quickly just gonna switch a conversation back to me because I remembered something else I wanted to say I was trying to find like a segue um oh there's no shame in her game yeah no I feel like if I just own it like nobody can yell at me I and it does sort of like involve you you know which is exciting I started reading the marvelous Marjorie Post what's the book called the magnificent lives of Marjorie Post I just call it Marjorie Post redheads February 2023 read loving it I'm so glad and it just like it made me feel jealous like not in any way do I want to live in the 1900s like Miz when she was

talking about like taking the horse to school I was like oh my god um but and they like moved to Michigan in like the freezing cold oh my god dad's like wellness retreat Les Miserables and like rolling the wheelchair like through the icy roads of Michigan like seriously kill me now kill me now I have no interest in living in that time period like Miz however when they were just talking about how like you know she was very wealthy because her dad like reinvented, he invented cereal. And her dad is post. She's Marjorie post,

post cereal. They invented cereal and like, they just became like billionaires. And he became friends with like other, of course, like really wealthy Rockefeller. And it was just like, there were all these people who would like,

you know, revitalize and like created like these amazing things. And I guess it was just the time. It was like an industrial time. And I guess it was just the time. It was like an industrial time. Yeah. And I just kind of jealous. Like, I just wish like there were people like inventing like things that are changing lives right now, like in small ways.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't feel like we're living in a very industrious time. Interesting. I don't wholeheartedly agree. OK, well, it's OK to be wrong. Because maybe because I was just watching Shark Tank, I feel like they've inspired a generation of entrepreneurs we also are living like you know I know we don't value it as much here but like the tech entrepreneur was like Uber I guess like Uber was a cultural reset and for you it was a turdy reset it was a turdy reset okay that's

factual because the only thing I was thinking, something that like really, really changed. But no, you're right. Uber like really did change like this, you know, the landscape of my life. Instacart. But like Elon, you know. Oh yeah, Elon is an inventor. People not getting gas anymore.

Elon really is an inventor, swirly. A lot of the other people just have like an idea for a program. Okay. I just have like one question about the book. It's from the beginning. Like they like really maintained that like he, no, no, I have so many questions. First of all, like how did he get better? Who the fuck is he? The dad? Yeah. Like they brought him to this wellness retreat. It didn't work. And then he like stole things from the wellness retreat and made a company off of it. Yeah, pretty much. How did he get better?

I think from healthy living. He must have had a disease. No, it didn't work. And then he started eating that lady's food and he got better. Like it made no sense. I just wanted to say that. Like I'm happy he got better. But like how?

It's a true story. But why don't you Google him when you're done? They thought that he got better because they became Christian scientists. Yes. Yes. Cool. And then the other thing that I had is like, I know the Post logo, you know, and I'm familiar with some of their brands,

but like I wouldn't have thought of the Post brand as being like this major, major, like multi-generational. So today Post has been bought and absorbed, I think by Kraft. So the Post brand isn't like the huge brand that it was like even in the 50s 60s because it's been absorbed so post general foods general mills general mills bought post-consumer products hold on its own Post-consumer products. Hold on. Its own.

I have to Google it. But anyways, they have like a bigger brand above them. Of course, of course. So not everything is post this, post that. Also like. Today. Don't quote me on this because I'm only like 30% into like Justice for Kellogg. Like the dad literally stole the whole thing.

Just saying. Kellogg was the program that he went to. Yeah. Dr. Kellogg like the dad literally stole the whole thing just saying Kellogg was the program that he went to yeah Dr. Kellogg and then he of course like saw that this guy stole his thing and made his own thing Kellogg's and he was successful too it's really actually great that you're talking about this have you seen the trailer for the new Jerry Seinfeld movie Unfrosted um I have it's about the breakfast wars Kellogg versus Post you're lying Amy Schumer is playing Marjorie Post you're lying and it's like a comedy about the Breakfast Wars no I'm telling you like there's a lot going on in the breakfast aisle no there's a lot going on in that book yeah I'm loving it I

took it with me I have my kindle with me I'm gonna read it during my haircut I'm like I can't put it down I almost chose it episode of course I almost chose it as my book for book club but then I decided to go with Demon Copperhead and honestly it's an amazing book club book and I kind of wish I might Demon Copperhead is an even better book but they're both really good yeah it's amazing I love it there's a lot of books like this if you like this style of book of I do here's an important person throughout their history and you know an important woman and here's just like a biography of their life in a girly swirly sort of way. Yeah, that's the thing.

I can't read biographies, but I can read girly swirly biographies, biographies that have been swirly. Yes, I have a lot of swirly biographies. That was like, you should also read American Duchess and other redhead choice. That's a swirly biography about uh Consuelo Vanderbilt okay yeah I like that yeah I love it I'm so glad you like the swirly biography I do

well keep me posted on your Marjorie Post journey keep me posted I will and the redheads is out now the episode is making major waves and as you can see like the thing about the Redheads is out now. The episode is making major waves. And as you can see, like the thing about the Redheads is it's evergreen. Claudia is reading a book from over a year ago. She's gonna listen to the episode. It's like it was yesterday. And they also just inspire reading because I said a little while ago, I haven't picked my Kindle up in a month. Literally, I just choose Marjorie Post. It was I had added it to my want to read because I was maybe going to choose it for my book club book. And then it was just right there. And I was in the nail salon. And salon and I was like sure like I had to just make

a decision also it's a good cover and not to judge books by their covers but sometimes I do okay well I told you guys that I purchased a kindle oasis from a toaster and it was the one that like doesn't have the cover on top you know oh I have one of those shameful no and I kind of want to throw it away but like it's just not nearly as fun no I agree and then I get like the pornography the porn ads like it's annoying what's so funny is I on my big one my kindle scribe I'm still in the middle of Josh's book and so it's on next to my bed and like literally Josh's face is is on my nightstand for like weeks now. You sleep with Josh. I sleep beside Josh. That's nice. That's nice.

Okay. So let's dive in. How are the stories today? Are they swirling? I would say so. Oh, great. I would say they're of the swirly variety. Ooh.

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Are you ready for our first story? Kind of like breaking news this morning, or at least I'm just seeing it, but Morgan Wallen was arrested. I saw. After launching a chair from the sixth floor of a bar in Nashville that landed just three feet away from cops.

So Morgan Wallen was charged with three counts of reckless endangerment and one count of disorderly conduct after launching the chair at Chief's Bar on Sunday night. Officers from the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department alleged the chair landed just three feet away from them. That's unfortunate. His bond was set at $15,250

and he was spotted being shielded by umbrellas as he was released at 3.30 a.m. on Monday. Wait, sorry. Unfortunate that it landed near cops. That sounded like unfortunate that it didn't land on the cops. I understood what you meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, not to be so so judgy cause I'm,

I'm so for having a good time. Like go wild. But like, really, you know, like why do you have to take it this far? This is why we can't have nice things. Like just have fun and get drunk.

Why do you have to go like being violent? You know? No, it's so insanely stupid and so dangerous. Yes. First of all, I'm imagine he's in like a populated, busy part of town.

He's on Broadway. Six floors up, if that chair hits someone. Dead. Like, what are you doing? There are so many ways to have fun. It's so true. I just, I don't like people,

like in general, just thinking of like a drunk guy who's like throws chair, like stop. No, but also just like, I'm so like down to have a good time, but like when the theme is recklessness, like I can't get on board, you know? Yeah, and recklessness towards other innocent bystanders who actually aren't even with you.

Yeah, like, leave them alone. They're just going about their night walking down the street. Yeah, it's getting really selfish. It's such a bad look. And he's obviously been through a lot of ups and downs and he's been arrested before. And, you know, but it's like, why can't he just behave? No one's even asking him to behave. They're just asking him not to hurt people.

Like he's nuts. He could do whatever he wants. Go make out with girls at bars. Like who cares? Like that's part of your image. But like now you have to like be a criminal. Like stop, you know, like you have to take it too far. Your bad boy image.

Like you have everything in the world. Like you are so successful. You could party anywhere. Throw a party at your house. Like who cares? But why do you have to take it so far? I'm like, I'm like really over this behavior. Like it's annoying.

Yeah, it is. I really hope, I don't know. I feel like every time he like goes through something serious he's like okay I'm gonna stop drinking yeah I'm gonna like and I think drinking is like obviously a very important part of the culture no and a big issue in his life like even on his album he toggles between like sobriety and you know bored with a beer in my hand like I think he's always toggling between the two extremes and it's something that he struggles to find how it suits

him he's 30 years old like figure it out yeah like you're a father stop it yeah and you're a role model for so many people I know you probably didn't ask me but you just are like people love you and they look up to you and like behavior like this is just trash behavior it's it's giving trash and I don't know Luke Holmes would never no like Luke Holmes that's my stable king right there you know like so true that's my law-abiding family man king and I'm sorry like I love them both by the way I love them both but like this is why Luke is Luke you know no it's so true and it's like Luke drinks Luke beer never broke Luke's heart and it's like Luke drinks.

Luke beer never broke Luke's heart. How old is Luke? 17. Timeless. You're timeless to me. Let me guess. I would say 32. 34.

No, and like father of two, you know, businessman. Like his version of being crazy is like going hunting. Like that's just, that's our stable king right there. Like we should, I feel like people should be more grateful to him. Like, you know, we have our Morgan and like it's fun, you know, but like we always have Luke. He's always there for us in a really sort of paternal way. Yeah.

This is like how you can't bring up Taylor without bringing up Beyonce. Like you can't bring up Morgan without bringing up way. Yeah. This is like how you can't bring up Taylor without bringing up Beyonce. Like you can't bring up Morgan without bringing up Luke. Yeah. Speaking of Taylor and Morgan, did you do a video of Morgan Wallen? I did. He, like the fans were booing her, but he was like not being shady. Yeah, no, I found it to be like an endearing moment. He was basically saying like, we've set a record tonight. Like this is the most, um,

like attended concert in the history of this arena or stadium, excuse me. And I'm really excited about that. And I'm going to keep saying it until Taylor Swift comes. Cause then of course, like the record is going to be broken. And it was like a funny comment. And then everyone was like,

and he's like, all right, stop. Like seriously, like what are you doing? We're grown men here. We're going to be booing a girl. Like,

um, and then he got arrested that night so damn yeah not a good look yeah it's giving you better it's giving yikes yeah we're kind of being like karens right now but when you're like a threat to public safety it's like it's not even just like you and your party like there are people walking in the street who have done nothing wrong, who do not choose to be associated with you, who get hit with a chair. No, but Jackie, he's a threat to public safety. And yeah, we're going to be Karens about that. Yeah, I'm going to be Karens about people who have nothing to do with you

being harmed by your actions. It could have been someone like an older gentleman walking his dog. Stop. If you choose to party with Morgan Wallen like just know like things could get crazy right no you are signing up for that you know a night of crazy debauchery so something crazy happens it don't be surprised yeah if you're just like walking your dog down the street in the chair comes flying off the roof like you didn't sign up for that you did it and we will defend you here on the toast I'm so thankful that he didn't hurt up for that. You didn't. And we will defend you here on the toast. I'm so thankful that he didn't hurt anyone

so that he is hopefully able to use this as a learning teachable moment. However, his mugshot, it's not giving teachable moment. No, in the moment you can tell like he has not sobered up yet. He still thinks this is funny. And he's just, I feel like the type of artist where you, like I feel like in certain people's mugshots, they know like that their life is about to end and like change forever Morgan Wallen's like the bad boy

of country like he doesn't think you know the consequences are gonna destroy his life like this is just more Morgan Wallen bad boy energy let me write a song about it yeah it kind of is because nobody got hurt so like he can carry on but you know who doesn't have a mugshot? Luke Holmes. Yeah. Do you think he needs one? No. Like with his Columbia, you know, fisherman shirt and his pigeon toed stance, just like

my husband, like that is a sort of stability, at least for me at the phase that I'm in in my life, like that I need from my role models, you know? Yeah. stability at least for me at the phase that I'm in in my life like that I need from my role models you know yeah anyways stream growing up and getting older yeah are you ready for our next story some news that came out on Friday that I almost forgot about but is so important and of course like the second we wrap the show yes I need a time to think about this honestly Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher divorce after 13 years of marriage I needed time for it to sink in because when I first saw it I was like no I was kind of disassociating from the words so also the announcement was kind of weird so that was also confusing tennis question mark it was giving like April Fool's no it was giving like crackhead what was with that metaphor so she posted a picture to her

instagram story of the two of them in tennis gear and she said after a long tennis match lasting over 20 years we are finally putting our brackets down in 2023 we jointly filed to end our marriage we have always prioritized our privacy and have been quietly working through this change we forever share in our devotion and love for our children. We sincerely appreciate your respecting our family's wish for privacy. So it's really crazy that they were able to like file public documents without like TMZ getting alerted to it. And I feel like that's because they were so stable. It's kind of the theme of today, like stability. They were so like no one was worried about them. No one was checking up on them. Like TMZ didn't even think to check their records. So they were able, they filed in 2023. That was last year and nobody knew. But you don't feel like TMZ didn't even think to check their records so they were able they filed in 2023 that was last year and nobody knew but you don't feel like TMZ checks the records every day in Los

Angeles looking for a name they know maybe they didn't get married in Los Angeles did it say where they or where they got divorced no I feel like you get divorced where you got married like where your marriage license is from really that makes sense to me that would make sense yeah no I'm pretty sure that feels right so where did they get married i don't know i'll find out hold on isla fisher wedding uh brides.com but they also could have had their certificate somewhere different paris oh that's why so certificate where oh that's true unless they're wedding unless they're because he's not from america unless they're is he wait no he's from kazakhstan he's british right yeah i think so so maybe their wedding is not like a an american one

maybe that's why you know if you get married in paris you can also get like the license in paris you can still be married like if you get married in Paris, you can also get like the license in Paris. Yeah, you can still be married even if you get married in Paris. Right. We got married in Paris. Do you know how hard it is to find their fucking wedding articles

when they just announced their divorce? Yeah. He's from the UK. Oh, here, 2010. Wow, they've really been together for so long. So they got married. Oh my God, she converted to Judaism. Wow. Taking the Hebrew name of for so long. So they got married. Oh my God. She converted to Judaism. Wow.

Taking the Hebrew name of Ayala. Did you know that? No, I feel sick about this. I seriously feel sick. I'm going to go look at pictures of them to make myself sadder. And there's like no wedding photos of them. Like,

like I feel like for me, I feel about them the way like other people feel about Emily Bunn and John Krasinski like they were Emmy Bunn and John Krasinski pronunciation it's not happening for me today okay I love them too no I feel really sad like I love because you know what I like them both so much individually like their work and it has had like a profound impact on our, I think our sense of comedy. Like Borat, of course, like Jewish King, all of his stupid movies, Aladdin. And her, I mean, Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Confessions of a Shopaholic literally raised us. Men like you are the reason I left Finland. Like. I feel sick, Claudia. I honestly didn't even like take the time to think or process this until this show today. Because like I haven't had to. No, she's a redheaded queen he's a Jewish king she converted like they're really like our Roman Empire no I'm seriously sick and they're Hollywood like you know who she kind of looks like when she was young because now I'm looking through photos of

them Joanna Garcia Swisher oh yeah they do look like I think they're like two who always get confused for each other I'm watching Reba and like literally, it's like the most normal sitcom. It's like not that serious. And then like, I don't even remember this part of the show. Joanna Garcia Swisher is an alcoholic.

She's like in AA. I'm like, why did they like took it too far? I'm like, okay, this was supposed to be fun and I'm not having fun anymore. Well, I'm not having fun anymore in this episode. Now going down memory lane about these two. I know.

They're so cute. They're so cute. Like, why did they, why couldn't it work? I don't even want to add them to the list because that feels disrespectful. Yeah. She's so cute. I love her. I'm just like looking at photos of her.

She's really gorgeous. She really is. When you like convert to Judaism for like a marriage and then you get divorced what happens I think it depends on the person you know I would hope that you convert because like you love the like you don't only convert to get married you have to like fall in love with the religion too because like that's kind of well no of course and actually I think in modern orthodox Judaism you can't convert for a person. Yeah, you have to. Like you have to convert for yourself.

Have your own reasons. So I would hope that if someone gets to like the stage of conversion, that that's just their religion too now. Sound off in the comments. Did you convert for someone who you ended up divorcing? And what then happened with your new religion? I'm genuinely curious. Yeah, me too.

Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Some new couple. Why do you sound our next story some why do you sound sad what why do you sound sad i don't it was a little bit of a chuckle because it's some new couple news that has taken the world by storm from what i've seen minka kelly and no no it's not april fools okay although for some people i guess they think it is for some people thompson i said tristan thompson they're brothers sorry imagine minky kelly actually that's a cute couple it is okay sorry continue for some people i think they think it's april

fools but it's not aoki lee simmons 21 kisses the seraphina co-founder vittorio asaf 65 on a romantic trip to saint bart's and i get it because like if I met the man who invented Serafina I would kiss him too. I would kiss him on the mouth and say thank you. But not if he was 44 years my senior and I'm 21 years old or 25. What is it? She's 21 and he's 65. That's really like what this is like this is pedophilic. This is disgusting. Yeah she's the youngest daughter of Kimora Lee Simmons. Yeah, where is Russell? Where is Kimora?

He posted something, I think, like I saw a headline. I think he posted a picture with her just to say like... We're good. We're good, yeah. I think people are... Well, that's even more concerning. Poto has become like a bit of a meme.

This like story just, you know. No. Ew. Like for real. No matter how much penne alla vodka you get for free like it's not worth it aoki run what about the trip to saint bart's not worth it wouldn't do it for another trip to saint bart's if she was 25 it would really be gross but i wouldn't find it concerning this i actually find like it lock him up and throw away the key yeah but like I'm sorry I'm just like really over this like infantilization of older men like

this obsession with young girls it's fucking disgusting we need to be talking about it more and shaming people more because it's really disgusting yeah oh why stop at 21 go date a 12 year old like it's disgusting. Stop. No, I'm not doing anything. Yeah. I also just want to say, like, when I was imitating those screaming girls, my throat really hurts. You give it all to this show. Like, you need workers' comp.

I give, literally signing me up for workers' comp. Mind, body, and spirit. Like, I'm broken. She's breaking herself down for the comedy. So make sure to like and subscribe. At the least. Yeah is gross odd story yeah and like I didn't even know that Kimora and Russell's daughter was like of age like she like should be like you know a Lori Harvey type she should be like this fabulous social like Kaya Gerber she should be a part of that

generation and this is my first introduction to her dating this senescence senescence yeah why it's a good literally why like she's a beautiful girl right like she has agency she has access she if she wanted to go to saint bart's on on her own she could go to St. Bart's it's not about St. Bart's she could afford it and it's not about the pasta no what is it about what is she running from I don't know I'm sorry why are we blaming her like what is he doing I'm not blaming no no I didn't there's no blame shame in the older man game actually there is that's what I'm trying to say I'm asking a question why yeah like like, she can't be attracted to him. Look at him. Like, he's disgusting.

I'll look at him. I'm like, yeah, there are some 60-year-old men who we all say, like, damn, yeah. No, it's just. Sylph, a 60-year-old I'd like to, you know. But he's not one of them. He's not giving Gary. No. And he never will. If it was Gary, even if she was with Gary, them. He's not giving Gary. No. And he never will.

But even if it was Gary, even if she was with Gary, why? That's a thing Gary would never. No, even if she was like the most eligible 65-year-old man. And George Clooney, why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, George Clooney, I can give a few reasons, you know? Like the attention, the fame, the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

And of course the looks, like it's not bad. Even if she has all of those things it's so true and she's really gorgeous so it's it's confounding yeah keep you posted hopefully not are you ready for our next story what number number four no it's a crazy one so you need to get ready. Is it the crazy fourth story that's brought to you by Thrive Market? Yes. One thing we all got to do is grocery shop.

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It's the best resource. I was just getting some essential oils on Thrive Market. Oh. the best resource I was just getting some essential oils on Thrive Market oh but I also get all I told you guys like all kids snacks adult snacks healthy food healthy cooking ingredients they have I get my baby bath soap from there just if you get it from Thrive Market you they've already vetted the ingredients and that it's good and better for you and when you're in your clean era especially for us mama's like you just don't the less crap the better no you don't have time to be like reading all these labels like especially in the grocery store like and you might buy vocals it's embarrassing yeah also when you join thrive market

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Thank you, Latour Deleu. Thank you. Are you going to ask me something? No. Yeah, you are. Are you ready for our next story? No. Forgot at the top of the show there was something I wanted to share.

Something kind of like a major discovery I had about myself this weekend. What should I have asked you? Are you ready for our next story? Oh, okay. And I would say no. Oh, I thought you were saying that was the wrong question to ask you. No, no. Oh, oh.

LOL. Okay, so let's start again. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? No, actually, because I forgot I wanted to share something at the top of the show. I discovered something kind of crazy about myself this weekend, and I put it in our family chat, and not one person answered me, so thanks.

I discovered via TikTok that I have actually, and I have my whole life, I have an eating disorder. What did you say? You have an eating disorder? I do. It's called ARFID. Avoidant Restrictive Food Intake Disorder is a fairly new eating disorder.

Children with ARFID are extremely selective eaters and sometimes have little interest in eating food. They may eat a limited variety of preferred foods, which can lead to poor growth and poor nutrition. Now tell my ass that that wasn't me as a kid. Literally malnourished. So it's a new eating disorder because children are just starting to do it or because they just came up with a name for it I think we've all been suffering in silence until like it has been fully diagnosed I'm being dead serious like I have this disorder

yeah you have what that is but the fact that that is called a disorder is like what's so crazy but people really love to be labeled with diagnoses I want to say like it does make me feel better like yeah really let me say a few things first of all a um people also ask question on google is ARFID just autism how common is ARFID in adults 23.6.6 percent of people likely have symptoms of ARFID so let me tell you people do like to be labeled and in this situation like I do get it like a really annoying thing about me, like a fun fact. And people always think I'm just being dramatic. They're like, just eat the broccoli. Jackie, I literally can't. Okay. But I just want to say like, it also has to do with your stubborn nature

as a person. Like you're just not open to things that you don't like, and you don't want to start to like them. Like you're just not. And you are a part of the problem you are a part of the ARFID erasure movement like you are okay well no I think other people like might have ARFID in a way that it's ARFID excuse me in a way that's less um coupled with their just personality in general but I think it is your personality to be like I like what I like and everything else can get away from me. Now, me and the avoidant restrictive food intake disorder community, we see your silence and we take it as violence. You see my silence and you take it as silence?

As violence. Oh, that sounds like, that sounds right. And I just want to, you know, shout out to the ARFID community. I see you and we will not be silenced no but it is nice to like get a name put to something that's unique to you but I do think people really like get really so crazy about it and then they make it their identity like could you imagine if you go to a restaurant and you're like I'm sorry like I just have ARFID so like ARFID what you're calling it ARFIN ARfin, like a fish. But you don't eat fish. Fid.

Arfin. Da, da, da. Yeah, and I want to shout out the little girl on TikTok who taught me about it. She was like, I have Arfin and I'm trying pepperoni pizza today. And she tried it. And she didn't hate it. That's how you should do your videos. I have Arfin and I'm trying olive oil today or whatever you do.

I'm at olive oil-o. Olives. That's the one. Olives. Thanks, Selena. I love olivesena i love olives so that was just like your arfid i just want you to be conscious that you're now doing a show with someone who has like a kind of crazy disorder so just like be be aware of me mindful and i just

want you to see me okay i can't not see you did you just call me. Did you just call me fat? Did you just call me fat? Turteloo, can I get to the next story? Or will your ARFID get in the way? Well, thank you for seeing me and my ARFID. No, but I really have it, like for real. No, you do, if it exists. Like if it's... Sorry.

Sorry. Not today. Yes, like you are a picky eater and now we're calling that ARFID sure but it's more than picky eater okay you know what I don't have to explain myself to you go the ARFID community sees me the ARFID denial movement oh my god ADM that's you you're starting an organization this next story and I'm starting the AVM, the ARF Invisibility Movement. Do you want to make today ARF Invisibility Day? I'm calling it April 8th. And it's actually quite kismet that it would be the day before Toast Anniversary Day. We're truly so funny.

Like, it's really disgusting. Okay, well, that's the title of today's episode so that everyone can see it. ARF Invisibility Day. ARF Invisibility Day. We are so funny. Like, it's really disgusting. Okay, well, that's the title of today's episode so that everyone can see it. ARF Invisibility Day. ARF Invisibility Day. We are so funny. Like, seriously. Like, it makes me sick.

This next story is going to make you sick, too. Oh, fuck. What? Because it's like giving yucky. Is somebody else denying ARF Invisibility? Let me guess. King Charles says AR ARF invisibility day is not real no sicker than that honestly what messy Noah Cyrus like oh my god Noah Cyrus liked Liam Hemsworth thirst trap amid the alleged family feud in the Cyrus family. So just to back it up, Miley Cyrus was married to Liam Hemsworth from 2018 to 2020. Noah Cyrus is like kind of on the outs with her family

because she may or may not have dated her mom's husband before they got married. She may or may not have dated her dad. And now she just liked a gym selfie of her sister's ex-husband. Now I want to say two things. Now I need everybody to go look at the photo because what I'm about to say like you need to have seen the photo. So I'm sure most of you have. I'm looking at it. And my first thought is ick. Do you agree? Like I'm not really into like that. There's a difference between being messy. Like he's totally on steroids. Like he looks crazy. Oh you don't like how he looks? Ick. Or you're icked out that he would take a picture like this and post it and he put a filter on it and everything.

I don't like the way that he looks. Like he looks like seriously somebody put like helium in his chest and his shoulders. Like he looks crazy. Okay. And it's like so clear he's trying to keep up with his brother. But like his brother has that build. Like his brother probably has the same body, but it looks so good on Chris because like that's the Thor build. Liam just doesn't have it it so he needs to like stop trying not to be so

mean um I just like not to body shame like I really do not like the way that he looks like this look is just not for me that's kind of a hot take no really because isn't he just like the handsomest yeah he is and like I don't know why he had to like take this so far he like looks kind of like bodybuilder-y crazy maybe he has a role or it's just like that's what you do he doesn't have a role he's thanking everyone in the caption but it got cut off let me see what he's thanking them for oh what what could he be thanking everyone for thank you to everyone who has watched land of bad the feedback has been awesome extremely grateful for all the love and support. Now, what is Land of Bad?

Tap the at. It looks like it's a movie. I'm trying to watch a bit of the trailer. It's giving military. Is it like indie? I haven't heard of it. Russell Crowe. Oh, okay.

Is in it. Milo. Ventimiglia. Oh, okay. Star-studded. Yeah, but it looks to be like a war movie. I find Liam's career like so interesting, you know? Yeah.

It kind of just like fell off a little bit, no? Yeah, considering Hunger Games was the biggest thing. Oh my God, Hunger Games. I was of course thinking, When the waves are flooding the shore And I can't find my way home anymore that's what's that movie called the longest song yeah yeah I don't know why he hasn't had more success recently mostly Hunger Games but also neither has Gale but maybe you make so much money from Hunger Games

and like they're over it. It's like sometimes that happens with people. Like you get in a franchise, like no matter how famous you were before, like the money is not, like you don't love being famous. I feel like that happened with Cameron Diaz. Like after she made that Shrek money.

Maybe this is naive, but do you think he still makes that much from Hunger Games today? I don't know, but I think maybe at the time, after the first movie, like you resign, like you get,

those are retirement franchises like you resign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are retirement franchises, if you want. Okay. But he's obviously not retired. He just has the land of bad. Right, right. No, that's true. So maybe he's only taking on projects that like he really wants to and not for the fame or the money.

I don't know. I don't know. Because PETA too, you're right. Yeah. I don't know. But let's not deviate from the... Yeah, sorry. What happened. I know we don't want to talk about it because it's yucky but it's yucky and like while I do feel like Noah Cyrus was the

injured party in the Dominic debacle like if she really did date someone and then her mom married him like she has every right to be upset but like when they go low you do the same thing like now you're also getting involved in the incest I don't like it yeah agreed what is Noah doing what is Noah doing now we're all just like I just want to I don't know what happened behind the scenes with the Cyrus family but you don't think that if Noah was dating someone and then the mom like stole her daughter's man that Miley would have sided with her sister and Brandy would have sided with her sister? No, it's a good question. But in that article, it said Miley hadn't known that. Why wouldn't? No, I don't know. You're right. No, we definitely do not know what's really going on, because you're right. Yeah, and when I look at the Cyrus family,

and who are the better Cyrus-ees. What do you think? I think Miley, Tish, and Brandy. Well, yeah, because they're super close. No, but like... Noah seems crazy. I don't know. Noah seems crazy, okay?

I said it. Oh, that's what you were trying to say. That's what I'm trying to say. She gives Gen Z like radical energy, right? Yeah. Yeah, no, that I feel. And now like liking your... And also like liking your sister's ex-husband's thirst trap.

Like that's insane. In public fashion, like such as this. Such as this. It's not appropriate. And this is just more behavior like I can't get on board with throwing furniture off of roofs getting involved in incest like these are things that are not turdy approved and I really I can't cop it on them like I'm not disgusting so I don't have any thoughts do you know what I mean yeah yeah this is too far I'm a Hamish girl reel it in family counseling you guys it's time it's gone it's time and like i really don't want to be talking about this anymore like y'all need to figure it out you know y'all y'all okay ready for our fifth and final story then just gonna end it

on a lighter note great some exciting touring news missy elliott will embark on her first headlining tour ever with buster i'm sierra and timbaland as support ever yeah missy elliott will embark on her first headlining tour ever with buster i'm sierra and timbaland as support ever yeah missy elliott whose career has provided the very definition of lima wanting more has long resisted touring but that's changing in 2024 along with some super high profile support acts the hip-hop icon will embark on a tour of arenas in 24 cities this year shockingly this is the first time she's toured as a headliner in her entire career, which began in 1990s. Honestly, that's so ideal.

And I feel like it's because now, nowadays with like streaming, if you want to make money off of an album, you have to tour it. Like you make no money from streaming. Like it's what you do after the album that makes money. And I feel like with Missy Elliott, when she was like going number one, she was probably selling millions of albums, like physical copies. She made so much money from that. Like who the fuck needs to tour?

Now it's the opposite. But like honestly, being like a hit maker in the 90s was probably so lucrative. Yeah. Even like a mid-level one. Yeah. And now there are so many like fun things you can do with touring. I feel like there's a lot of flexibility. Make it your own.

Residencies. Make it work for you. But I also get her like not wanting to tour until now. No, I feel like touring is like one of the worst parts of doing music. And I feel like that's always what like causes these celebrities to have like full breakdowns, whether it's like physical health, mental health. I feel like Justin Bieber, Shawn Mendes in his documentary was like, I was literally not okay.

Like being that far away from home for that long of a period of time is like really bad for you when you're already like fragile. Yeah. I mean, Ariana Grande, like. Especially when you're young too. Yeah. So I think this will just be like a, like just a fun. Fun.

Legacy celebration of career. We're having a good time. I think it'll be a great show. Jolly good show. Go off Ciara, you know? Yeah. She's like so interesting to me she's i follow her on social media she's one of my favorite people to follow her family is beautiful obsessed with her

marriage and she herself like couldn't be more gorgeous and it's like so crazy because to me she's like a celebrity businesswoman socialite like i don't forget she's a singer she has literally one song yeah and she's also a mom and it's with Missy Elliott I think she has four kids now yeah no and she has like one with Future three with Russell Wilson like I was kind of obsessed with like that whole drama when like Russell Wilson like was just obsessed like so chivalrous and like protecting her from Future like loved loved loved and she has one song like how could she go on tour this well she would be be like, you know, for a feature maybe. No, she has one song and it's with Missy Elliott.

So what? I think maybe Missy Elliott just brings her out for one song. Yeah. I kind of love that. Yeah, fun. It sounds like fun. It sounds like fun. I feel like she had her kids.

She was very much in like her settling down era where she was just like focusing on business and family. And now her kids are probably a little bit older. Like she can go out on the road. I think she literally just had a baby. Oh, cool, cool, cool. But babies like cars. Babies love cars. Love.

They love the car seat. They love the motion. They love a bus. On the road we go. The wheels on the bus. They do go round and round. So that's exciting. That is exciting.

Has there been any update when you've been searching for stories on J-Lo's tour? Like if that Greatest Hits rebrand made any movement on ticket sales? I'm just like upset. No, not on ticket sales, but more people were picking it up. Like the quiet change. Yeah, there's no such thing as a quiet change when it comes to like something like this. When you're going to scale down a tour, like it always people like love to like jump on that shit yeah I mean we did like report on it endlessly but I think we ended in a good place like I feel

we did I feel optimistic and maybe I will see JLo like when she comes through by the way that's the thing about it I if it's a greatest hits tour I totally would yeah sounds so fun that's our show so I guess we've decided like I'm not doing anything drastic with my hair no I don't know why you should give me one reason why you should just to feel something different

no that's exactly why you shouldn't okay you're right you don't mess with your hair to feel something different that's when mistakes are made a thousand percent

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