The Toast - Auntie Body For Auntie Anne's: Wednesday, March 18th, 2026

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show The Fast Five Things You Need to know We'll start your day off, Swirley, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day. It feels like a hump day because I'm sitting next to a girl who I know personally, from my personal experience, she absolutely loves to hump.

And be hummed. This is a nice family-friendly show. And people listen in the car with their kids. It's so true. This is a nice family-friendly show. I'm just like, like, I have to be me, you know? And that's you. You can't help, but let your freak flag fly.

Cure wrecked. Well, welcome to the toast happy Wednesday, everybody. It's feeling like an OG Wednesday. We used to do deer toasters every Wednesday. It was like hump day to your toasters and then some things got moved around. Like TV recap. So we ended up sticking it on Tuesdays, but of course, I had a migraine yesterday. Thank you to everyone who stood with me during that extremely difficult migraine that lasted all motherfucking day long.

But didn't stop me from winning mahjong three times. Maybe I should have a migraine. every time I play mahjong. Sorry, I got derailed. No migraine today. Dear Toasters will happen. No sung glasses. Even though these lights do feel very bright.

Yeah, that's just the lights. I know. It is what it is. Glad you're feeling better. Me too. Glad you're feeling better. Gruber is feeling better thanks to his auntie's bodies. Q.

Antibodies from his antibody. From his auntie's body. Which might I say? It's looking fantastic. I've got the antibodies. I am anti. body. I've got the magic in me. Ben Platt ruined that song. No, he made that song. I know. His version is so good. And it's so amazing. It's even better than how awful he is. Like,

yet again, the plight of being Ben Platt's number one haters and having to acknowledge his enormous, like, undeniable talent. Yeah. Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold. Gold. I know. It's funny. Like, didn't his dad make that movie? No, I feel like that's he didn't make. Oh, okay. He just got that role on his own merit. And that was really his first role. I was actually cracking up when we were talking about Ben Platt and somebody else wrote in the comments. Like the reason why they hate Ben Platt. It's actually so valid. Ben Platt insisted, like literally insisted beyond on playing Evan Hanson in the movie adaptation of the Broadway show, even though he was 28 at the time having to play like a 15 year old. And honestly,

he was wearing like prosthetic face and hair. He looked so stupid. Like he did ruin the movie. I actually saw that movie. And I had to leave in the middle of the theater. I didn't like it. I was so board. That movie did nothing and it's crazy because the show was a cultural reset. Did you see the Broadway play? Of course. That's how you know because I don't take myself to Broadway. It was insane. The Broadway show like insane. But I had to see it. It was amazing. It was the best thing I'd ever seen. Yeah. And the movie was so bad. It did nothing. Went nowhere. And yeah, I would think, I would say that that's Ben Platt's legacy. I can't stop talking about Ben Platt. We talk about him every day. But I just want to say, like speaking of I've got the magic in me, two things. One, like

imagine how much more we would like it, like if it was sung by. Of course, of course. That wasn't been bad. Right, of course. So that's how, like, amazing it is. Because still, I sometimes actually listen to that in my car. Two, speaking of magic, you know who else got the magic in him? Connor Leavitt?

Conner Leavitt. I just watched that part of Slamu. And I just want to say, like, Conner Leavitt is my businessman of the week. I love that. Conner Leavitt also. And now business man extends to just like people, like good people. Yeah, of course. Like, yes.

She's not a business man. I feel like we're always talking about how like people specifically men of this generation like need hobbies that aren't like gambling on their phones. Magic. What if you just did? Magic. Slight of hand. Like, duh.

And honestly, Zach Afflex like reception to that. Did you get up to that part? Yeah. Oh, you're pretty far. We're like almost caught up together now. Yeah. He, they were in like that cute. Huge gym.

Like when. Got to go there. I just feel like Zach didn't receive the information in a manner that I needed him to. Listen, there's no perfect way to receive. the news that your friend is dabbling in magic. And I feel like he recovered very quickly. He did, he did. I think he thought it was like a little bit of it.

It's not what he was expecting. At first he chuckled and then he handled it like a supportive good friend and made it like a thing like O'Connor and his magic. And so yeah, I would love to see you if someone came to you in earnest and said, I've decided to do magic. Let's roll play. Come tell me you've done magic. No, now you're prepared.

No, I'm going to unprepared myself. Go. Connor literally could have said anything on earth and it would have been less. surprising then I'm doing magic. Yeah, only because it's not like a popular hobby. No. It's sort of niche. Yeah. So then Zach was like, I want something like magic. Like he totally got important. Oh, I was saying your husband. Like he wants to go to magic. I know. He just like hasn't discovered that it's an option. The magic of magic. Correct. Even though we did see a magic show a few weeks ago. That was fun. I mean, it was like for toddlers. It was, but it was pretty magical. It was impressive. There were some things like, how did he do that?

Sight of hand. Actually, at the birthday party we went to over the weekend, did you? get in contact with the magician? But I did not get in contact. Oh, he like, you love a table side magician. He met his match when he came over to me and Ben's table. Like I was into it, but to a certain point, Ben was like, another one.

Another one. The guy did like all of his drinks on us. Like he had none left. You love a table side magician. I do. It is a fun, like, cool thing to throw at a party or a dinner party. I think it's nice. Like, it's good old family,

good old fashion fun. It's not really for me. It just goes into the bucket of like games and like things that are not for me. Unless you're, Conner Lee of it. Then I will book you for every party. And you know there's also like a sect. It's not really magic. It's like mentalism. Yes. That famous guy. Yeah. He was just on the good guys. Ben was shook. Did he guess Ben's pin? He guessed something like really deep. Do you ever see the clip of him on Joe Rogan where he guessed Joe Rogan's pin?

ATM pin. Yes. That's like his schick and it's like written in his wallet, you know? Should we have him on? Sure. Yeah. My pin is one, two, three, four. So what did he guess of Ben. I don't remember. Ben was telling me. Like, Ben never does what I need him to do. Ready? Did they have Oz on or like just a random mentalist? Oz. Oh, the one. Perman, the Jew. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to have a mentalist come for something. Oh, he should go on traitors.

A mentalist? Yeah. That's a great idea. Yeah. Free idea. Oz. Though I think he would win, like he would know in two seconds, right? That would be child's play for him. Right, like reading eyes and like, yeah, lips. In two minutes he would know. Totally. Unless he was a traitor.

Himself, right. But then I feel like everybody would, they would automatically accuse him. Yeah. Because he's a mentalist. Yeah. Same way it's like, you're a housewife or whatever. Yeah. But just like, I think that would be cool.

So yes, I'm sure we have some secret lives and Mormon lives stories, right? So we'll talk about the progress we've made in the show. We also whipped your toasters. I wanted to ask you something. Okay. I had a conversation with my husband last night. And like, okay, so he did something like kind of crazy. And it gave me the ick.

Ooh. So, and he's been doing it a lot recently, and I keep meaning, but it happens in the middle of the night, and I keep meaning to, like, talk to him about it. And last night before bed, I finally remembered. I'm like, so I guess I'm a bit of a cover hog. Okay, sue me. I'm just a girl. Like, and I don't, like, I don't do it with bad intention. I don't think, like, I want Ben to be cold.

I just think, like, I need more blanket. And recently he's been, like, tugging it back, like, really hard. And I just thought that was really, like, icky and weird. Like, don't you feel like the blanket is for the girls? Like find other arrangements. You're taking blankets now away from me, the mother of your child. No, and like being cold is so not manly. Then you used to go to war and now they're stealing blankets from women.

I just thought it was insane. And I meant to tell him. And he steals it very aggressively. And something that I do that I guess I just don't realize in my sleep is like when I take the cover. Yeah, you then you like bundle yourself. I take them with me. Yeah. So when he pulls them back, I'm like wrapped up in it.

And I do like a full 360. He unwraps me. It's like very a jarring way to wake up. And I just, I don't know. I feel like he could find other arrangements like put on socks. If a man and a woman both need covers and there's only enough cover for one, like it would go to the woman. Yeah, I don't know. It's like him boarding a lifeboat first.

Covers are for girls. Yeah. I agree. Okay, I'm glad. Two things. So I feel like one, I don't know when it happens in life, but like you stop fighting over covers, you know. Hasn't happen to me yet. But two, I actually saw something recently.

Did you know that, oh, I guess I don't know what you would do for a king bed. But like, if you're in a queen bed, like you should get a king duvet. Of course. But what do you do in a king bed? California king or you get two queen duvets. Two queen do you. But how do you make the bed? Yeah, no.

In a king bed maybe you get an Alaskan king. Because also California is just taller. Yeah, right longer. But let me tell you, I'm eyeing an Alaskan king. A thousand percent. And I saw one. I think I sent it to Zach, maybe to you. It's called a Florida king.

There's like a company down here that makes huge beds because a lot of people like co-sleeping is the new frontier. It's kind of me co-sleeping. Like seriously, the bed is not big enough for the two of us. No, the bed is not big enough for the family. Or just the two of us. We're always all of us in bed plus Bruno. Do it.

Like, we need a huge bed. I need the bed that Chloe Kardashian has, like that insanely large bed. What's Alaskan? I've never heard of that. Alaskin is what you think California King is. California King is actually not much bigger. It's just longer. Alaskan is wider.

And they sell them at what sorts of facilities? Like, online. You could order one. Yeah. But I guess you can't be particular about like the mattress. type because there aren't like a lot. Oh, the headboard. Yeah.

What do you do? You have to have custom made. You could do custom. People get custom headboards anyway, even if we're a king bed. It seems like a big project. Like maybe one day when I find my forever home. For the most important feature in your life. Yeah, but like I bop around.

You know, I'm a renter. Two years here or two years there. Like I can be bringing around my Alaskan king bed. I don't think Roadway has enough room. Actually, no, they do. Like, if they're breaking down a king bed, it's literally no different to bring on my Alaskin king. Yeah. I don't know if it'll fit in the surface elevator.

It will. Like, it will. Definitely like dream, like mood board for the next five or ten years of my life. Like whenever I find wherever I'm going to live, I don't know where the hell like. When I settle down and I have my forever apartment home, whatever, first purchase. Alaska. The only thing is like when it's just Zach and I sleeping in the bed, like we'll never see each other. I don't know.

That's what I'm saying. Like me and Ben have always had a king bed and maybe because we've always had it, we're like take it for granted. It's tiny. It's tiny. We only got. Romeo. Bed when we moved to Florida. Romeo?

Like for the first three years of our marriage and our whole relationship, we were rocking the queen. And I have to say, you and Zach having a queen bed together, like, okay, to each their own, you want to be crazy, go for it, was so beneficial for me. Because every family trip. When we would go on a family trip and we would rent these houses, some rooms were king beds, some rooms were queen beds. Obviously, the king bed rooms always were just better rooms because they were more like primary sweets. Ben and I couldn't sleep in a queen bed. Like, we live in a king bed. So Jackie and Zach were like, well, we sleep in a queen bed.

I guess we could take the queen room, the lesser room. So that was fun. I appreciated that. Now it's over. I took time off. And now it's game time, bitches. She remembered the viral TikTok sound. Who says it?

Nikki Minaj? Wait, no. Nikki Minaj. Yes, yes, yes. And now it's game time, bitches. Now it's a good one. Game Tunes, bitches. Rebrand, I love that.

Let's get into the stories. We have a lot to discuss, a lot of news that will segue into other stories and such. Oh, I did something crazy last night. Crack. actually crazier. A little bit crazier than that. I just remembered that I have free will. And so, like, I took Ruby out of his crib when he was sleeping and put him in my bed.

Don't you do that every night? No, I, like, rock him to sleep. It's like a whole process. I tried to do it last night. He was, like, not having it. He was, like, put me in my crib. So I put him in his crib. And then, like, an hour later, I was like, you know what?

You need some gruber? Yeah. Yummy. I know that psychos against, you know, sleep training 101. But, like, whatever. She's in her co-sleeping hour. Get her that Alaskin King. Correct.

I need a bed with like a bassinet built in. I think you're going to say that you took Romeo out of his crate. No. Why would I do that? No. Honey, what kind of mother? Do you think I am? Romeo's actually been like kind of sweet recently.

Ben went to New York for the Spritzkeels launch. And I had to, he was, took the 6 a.m. flight and a 6 p.m. flight. So like he was just gone during the day, like during the four walks. And I had to do them, like all of them. It was kind of insane. I can't believe I used to do that all the time with Romeo. Like, okay. Like, it was just like, like, why am I standing outside at night?

It was so weird. Yeah, that's rough. And I was really like, how long can I stretch? Like, can I cut? He does four walks. Oh, yeah. Can I do three? Brut de do stretches.

He's a stretcher. Yeah, but Bruno has a backyard. You just, like, open up your back door. Do you be surprised? Yeah, right. It should be easier. Yeah. Like, the other night's back, was like,

Bruno needs to go out. He was, like, shouting to me. So I was like, okay. But the amount of things that came in my way. before I could get to, I never did it. This is how you take Brno out. No, but like I was walking to the door to take him out. You fell.

Like, Charlie needed this and I needed that. He didn't start the bat. And then like, I totally forgot an hour later. I was like, you need to take Brnoe out. Like, I never made it to the door. Well, you do have a big house. Things happen. Yeah.

Things happened on the way to the door. Now, I feel like, yeah. I feel like, oh, you know what I made last night? I made a tomato soup. You know what's a fun fact about me? I actually really like tomato soup, but only when it's like a topping for my grilled cheese. Yeah, and I made sourdough grilled cheese.

That's delicious. It was very delicious. Oh, I got to tell Ben to make that for me. If you guys ever find yourself in need, the Lowe's Regency Hotel, where Tom was spotted kissing another woman who wasn't his wife, Luanne, they have the best grilled cheese and tomato soup.

Like, it is fat, fat, fat, it's butter cheese cream. Like, it's fucking delicious. I'll have to try it, but honestly, I don't know if it could be better than like homemade sourdough, grilled cheese. Next time you're in New York. Tomato soup from scratch. We'll do a Patreon taste test. Okay. You know, sometimes now dining out, it's like lost its luster.

Ben made me fried rice last night. Better than the restaurant. Okay, so Ben went golfing. And because it gets so dark, it gets late. It's okay. What am I trying to say? It gets late. It gets dark.

He took so late. He did like a three o'clock tea time because it was raining and then like whatever. He was golfing with his actual new best friend Jared Fried. Did I tell you that Ben's best friend? I always look over at Ben's texting Jared Fried. Oh no. I knew that they were. And we knew that they would love each other.

I knew that they were friends, but I didn't know they were best friends yet. Best friends. So they golfed yesterday. And so Ben like got home like super late. So he knew he would have to like make arrangements for his family. So we made us chicken rocks. And I just asked for chicken rocks and rice. And of course Ben goes above and beyond.

He's like, he calls me. He's like, I just left. The food is in the fridge. I made you chicken rocks and fried rice. I fucking love fried rice. But you know, so I'm on a bit of a health journey. So we made it like clean,

like, you know, not a ton of butter. Because if you ever see them make it up any Hana, oh my God, it's insane. When I tell you, it was so disgusting,

like, I'm sorry, fried rice just has to be fattening. Oh, no. I'm like, what is this missing? Oh, yeah, the good stuff. Like,

was there egg? Of course. Egg is not fattening. No, no, no, but I'm like, he went, he made egg. He made egg. Yeah.

Like, he went all out. and I felt bad he was like how was it and like when somebody tells you that something like it was so thoughtful right was there anything wrong with it or it just wasn't mighty tasty it was bad like here I didn't eat it I saw but like as long as it wasn't rancid I saw like a reel that came across my

my desk from one of those like toxic skinny talk people not live Schmidt but like someone who wants to be like here's how I say my calorie deficit by drinking boiling hot water oh yeah but it was like hot take like food doesn't have to taste good. Like, it doesn't have to be, like, so, and not everything you eat needs to be, like, so delicious.

Like, just eat something, like, healthy. Oh, I don't agree with that. No, like, that was her hot, like, I'm not saying I eat that, but it's like, not everything needs to be, like, the most delicious, creamy. Like, there wasn't anything wrong with the rice and it was healthy, good, eat it. It was bad.

Good. These were the two philosophies, like, people who treat food as food, who, like, eat to live and live to eat. I'm, like, I don't love to eat. And I don't live to eat. And I wouldn't say, like, everything needs to be like so creamy delicious but I understand what I'm saying it's like not everything needs to be like so tasty all the time like it's fuel you know it's a good thing but

I'm also like I'm like it also like I'm like it also I like it to be taste it's a good thing that you are not like an active user on TikTok because let me tell you like some of your takes like like they would fucking hate like wait what do you mean like skinny talk is the devil right it's like the most worst thing and you see it you're like she got it's a point oh yeah but like like even some people who are really extreme like you could probably find like Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Like I can find some truth in what she's saying. Like not every meal need to be like cinnamon.

Right, right. Like savory indulgent glutness. Sometimes she'd just be like an oatmeal that's not going to taste amazing, but it's going to be good for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's why I had scrambled eggs this morning. Like gagging in between, but don't I look stronger? Yeah.

Starting your morning off with eggs, which has become like a thing. Ben's been doing until like the last two days. Only when there's bread. I can't have eggs without bread. Do you feel that? Oh, yes. I need a continental breakfast. Yeah, yeah.

So we got wild. We finally, we have had a wild. wild rain in the freezer for like three years and we finally put it in the oven it's so fucking good so good so i saw the loaf and i was like sure i'll have some eggs um and that was yesterday and today and i do feel like like jacked yeah i also like a little potato when i'm when i'm going egg and course but jacky not everything needs to be like so creamy and delicious it's true like i'm sorry so i having potatoes patty no i'm not i said i like it but what what potato am i having you know what i and by the potato forever to cook.

Oh, last night I watched Joanna Gaines. Magnolia table. Ben was looking for a cooking show. He was like non-suffalo. I love. I hate when Ben has the clicker. Like it's just a painful. We finally landed on Joanna.

He was just like choosing an episode. We watched Brace short ribs and Yoki. She was like this is her like modern take on just like meat and potatoes, pot roast and mashed potatoes. Okay. She did. Oh, that's so fancy. Yeah.

That's like that's surprising. She took forever to make these New Yorkie. Like everyone hand rolled and like to be honest, she kind of burned them and they didn't look great. Her short ribs looked amazing. Her show was so random. What did Ben think about it? I could see them not viving.

He thought that her kitchen was so beautiful. Like every pot, pan, like every utensil is really like chosen with a meticulous eye. It's very beautiful. He was like, I love that kitchen. Like that oven. You know, she has like that weird old-timey oven. Or new. Yeah, insane.

And he said, I just have a feeling this food doesn't taste good. Oh, I've made her recipes from her cookbook. And every single one is great. So Ben will be making her hazelnut bread pudding that she made for dessert with this thing last night. Okay. Yeah. Oh, and you know, I originally got this tomato soup grilled cheese idea because I got my panini press when I was watching a lot of Aina when I was pregnant because she, it's actually her. Yeah, she inspired me to get a panini present.

Honestly, it's been a better, one of my better purchases. If you do eat sandwiches like somewhat frequently and making them in a pinnity press, like seriously, no matter the type of sandwich, it's such an elite experience. Yeah. Like those crispy lines. What's your favorite type of sandwich to put in a press? I've really only done the grilled cheese. A grilled cheese is like up there. But I should do like a tomato mozzarella.

I love like a chicken panini, like a chicken sandwich. In a panini press. You make that? Make no. Purchase, yes. Oh, but it's different to make it. No, of course, but like I'm just saying, like, panini. Weren't we talking about panes?

Panini, yeah, yeah. I guess it is a pinini press. You're just saying your favorite panini, but not to make it. I asked you your favorite. Like, what's confusing? I asked you my favorite. favorite pinini, like, to make at home. It's just like your favorite pinini, and you can make them or buy them.

I don't discriminate personally. But it sounds like you do. Yeah, I do. Definitely. There's definitely something that only a restaurant can do that I, that a mortal could not. You know what actually only a restaurant can do? Because you were just talking about like potatoes that go with eggs. I feel like sides of potatoes, like with breakfast is so personal.

Like the stringy hate. I only like the little square ones. They kind of, I think they serve them in the Delta Sky Lounge. It's not what they're called. I think hash browns are the ones that look like stringy potatoes. What are the ones that are just like square potatoes? And they have home fries. Okay, wait. Home fries is what they serve at a diner, the stringy potatoes.

Okay. What was it? Hashburn, but hash brown is also like a lotka. Yeah, hash brown is a lotka. What are the square potatoes that have like little chunks of red pepper? Red pepper. Home style. Home style potatoes?

Me home potatoes. What the hell are they called? You know what? You know who's going to know what I'm talking about? Yeah, as chat. Chat will know. Oh, it might just be breakfast potatoes. Okay, but you know what my new favorite thing to do with chat is, is not text, but like voice memo, you know, do you ever do that?

No, I don't. Oh, you don't? I do talk to text. No, this. So look. I'll let you go. Be nicer. Hi, okay.

So I just can't remember what, like, the name of this thing is. It's the potatoes that come with eggs, but it's not like the classic home fries that look at are stray. Like, it's those square potatoes that are like baked and then they have little chunks of red peppers in them. Do you know what I'm talking about? I've got you. Yours is a girl? of something like breakfast potato hash or skillet or pan fried and those red pepper chums out of color and sweetness, they're a super popular side of bread. Can you show me a picture?

I can't show you an exact picture on the spot. But if you picture golden crispy. Oh, she's having me use my imagination. Actually, the other day I asked her, like, I'm not loving your voice. Can we switch it up, like to a man? And she said yes, and then didn't change. I was shocked that that's a woman. I know.

My chat is a man. I just know it. Should I talk to it? Yeah. But not cool. So should I say like what, like how? No, be like, hey, how are you? And then we'll see what type of voice it has.

Mine's a woman. Because I support women. I will be so surprised. Hold on. I'm just having a. It's a boy. Yeah. Well, I just had to select one.

Oh, oh. Then that was Ember. Maybe I selected a boy. Okay. Should I do it still? It sounds like you just did it. Hello? Hello?

Oh, I was just wondering what your voice sounded like. I miss you. You telling you're flirting. Chat with you, whether it's just curiosity or something specific. You sound so sexy. Don't. Don't.

I exed out. Oh, my God, it was a video chat. Was he looking at me? That's, I've never done that. Oh, you're like, seriously. Oh, my God. You're a cam girl. Like.

He thinks we're in love. You kind of are. I gave him the wrong impression. We have dillied so much. We have. Let's get into the stories. Yeah. Without further,

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Yes, I am. I'm waiting for you to break it up. Our first story, Taylor Frankie Paul, is breaking her silence after domestic violence investigation news. So, TFP attended a press preview for her upcoming season of the Bachelorette, Yikes, which aired next week. And she spoke about the ongoing investigation and the drama. This is what she said.

She said, honestly, just like my heart hurts to see it, to go through it, especially at this time. Just the timing is hard, and it's a big deal. I feel like every premiere that I've experienced, I've never enjoyed fully. So this is another one. It's extremely hard, and it took everything to get me here today. It's just heavy. It's a heavy time, and it's unfortunate. I'm struggling for sure, but also at the same time, I feel like if I don't show up,

then I'm just giving these opportunities away and not enjoying what we've worked on. and something super exciting that's coming. I just feel like it was the right thing to do. Show up even though it's hard. So I've had a bit of a change of heart. And it was largely due to like, seriously two TikToks that I saw discussing this matter. There was another statement she gave, I think,

to entertainment weekly where she like flat out said, like I've never put a hand on my children, which I kind of needed to hear her say. Yeah. Because this doesn't say that. And this thing. And this was a statement that came out first. And I was like, do you want to address like this sort of hateous allegation

being made against you? Now I've listened to a couple of things that, I don't know. There's, to me, there's two possibilities of what's going on here. and I just like really don't know which is the truth. Somebody left a comment yesterday that I actually really appreciated that in situations like this, the person who like makes the reports to like DCFS and calls a police is more often than not the aggressor.

And like it's like a means of manipulating and like another form of abuse. And Dakota is the one. And then I was reading all these TMC articles that like said Dakota. It's like very much like from his POB. And a lot, the situation that they're talking about like there was an incident in the car and another incident. One of those incidents was over a year ago and the other one was like three months ago. why they're coming out, like the week of her premiere is giving me a little bit of suspicion.

And then somebody posted this clip of Macy and Lela on the Vial Files, like maybe last season. Like Taylor was supposed to be there and she didn't come. And Macy and Lela are just very open with Nick being like, no, no, like when we have premieres or like there are exciting things coming out, like Dakota like sabotages them. So like when we have good news or whatever, like we don't tell Dakota because he like is obsessed with sabotaging it in the moment that it's supposed to come. So like when they were supposed to go on bio files today, which they were really excited about,

like Dakota found out and like did something and then Taylor couldn't go on the interview or whatever. So I was just more like watching all these TikToks that I think are designed to like make me believe Taylor. And now I'm feeling like I like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So here's the thing.

I'm prepared to believe Taylor or, you know, champion her if I have anything to go on. I know. I know. It's just feelings. Sucks. Yeah. I didn't see the one that you're saying.

But if she said I never laid a hand of my child, like I will pray and hope that that's true. It's really hard because I feel like then what we see of play for you. I saw on Liz Wood's story. Of her saying it? Yeah. It was like an audio interview.

And for the viewers, we all need to hear that. We need all of the pieces of information in this puzzle. Let me second. She's got all the stories. Yeah, yeah. No problem. Show me. I've just been misunderstood for like years now

and it just would be so freeing to like tell the whole story of it. You know, and I feel like I've just done a lot of protecting for my child and my family to really not get into that. And, you know, I've never touched my children. And so for me, it's been to see those headlines has been heartbreaking. And my family obviously is all affected. Like, they all know who I am. I know who I am. So for everyone in the public eye to, like just allude and believe it is really hard.

But yeah, it's just, sorry, it just sucks. To bring it to Bachelor. What do we have in store? She tried to talk about that. a season, but I would say this is a dramatic one, but I think just because things were done a little differently this time. Did you go into this with an open heart? I did. I think I was very nervous to do it, obviously. Now, part of the reason why I think people are having a hard time believing Taylor Frankie Paul is we're watching this play out while also watching the season. And it's one of her

worst seasons. Like she's just, and it doesn't even really have so much to do with Dakota, but it's also she's like, she's difficult to champion because you see like he's nice to her for three seconds at the pickleball thing. And she's like lit from within. And then she's like so, awful to her mom. She's just in like a really bad spot. So it's difficult for people to see her in a positive light and like champion and believe her. No. And so when I hear that, of course, like my heart breaks for her because if this isn't true, then her life is literally going to be ruined by this. Like, Brand's already dropping her. Nobody wants to be associated with this. It's the worst thing that really you could say about a person. And so now she's, it sounds like she's saying like there's more

like drama and toxicity with Dakota than we even know more than just what we've seen, which is like the lying and the cheating. And she doesn't share to protect her son. So what I don't know what I'm watching. And if that's true, then like how are you in any way in dear to Dakota on these trips at these events? Like if he is more awful than what we've seen, which is pretty bad. And it's like run.

We're all saying run even based on what we've seen. But there's even more. So it's like, why are you engaged with him at all? And I understand they have a child together. But she has said, and it seems like, though nothing is what it seems, that he's a decent dad. Yeah. So can it just be like co-parenting and like move forward?

The fact that she's like stuck in the past and, like, loses her mind over the smallest things. It's like, yeah, he's terrible and he can be terrible, but, like, you can only control your reaction and you're failing on that part. Well, so this, what we're watching is what, like, October, like, when? This is October, dancing with the stars. So, like, a significant amount of time has passed.

And then I also read an interview. She said, like I said, these incidents were actually a long time ago. And since then, they have no communication. They do co-parenting through a third party. Like, why did she call him 150 times in 90 minutes? a couple months ago. Why even three months ago is she throwing a drink on him in the car?

I don't know. I don't know. And I would be more, like if he has a story to share and so does she. Like I am more inclined to believe her. He is a proven liar. Yeah.

He's a bad track record. He lies like he breathes. He can't not lie. Yeah. And I guess like of all the things people do say about Taylor Frankie Paul, like not being a truth teller is not one of the thing.

She's too much of a truth. She blew up the swinging scandal. She can't help but be honest. But you also don't really know what goes on behind closed doors. Like it is entirely possible that like, I don't know. I don't know. But the information that he does like blow up every premiere is germane here. And that's what she's saying in that statement, which kind of made no sense until you know that.

She's like, I've never been able to enjoy a premiere. Yeah. There's always something. We've seen that on the show. Even I think at the last premiere that was on the show, it was when she found out about the mom's friend thing. Correct. Do you know who these two remind me of? You? Johnny Depp and Amber Hurd, where it's like they're both probably aggressors and abusive.

I think it's like worse coming from the man always. But like no one, we're never going to get a true 360 view of it. And like you could argue both sides that they're both abusing one another, physically, mentally, emotionally, fiscally, whatever, you know? Yeah. It just reminds me of that. And because I'm seeing extremely compelling arguments on both sides. I'm like, no, no, no, no. Wait, like, you're right.

Oh, no, no. Like, you're right to. I really don't know. I don't know what the truth is. Yeah, and if anybody, like, made up the fact that she abused her child, like, I'm automatically going to be on the other side. Yeah, and so I guess, like, that is like a pattern of abusers is to, like, file reports. I don't know. That's just what somebody had said, and I thought it was actually a good call. Okay, so TBD, because otherwise I'm watching the show. She's a mess, of course.

Maybe I think it must get worse because what I'm seeing right now is just, like, not the most entertaining, but it's not. No, when they go to Colorado, like her and her mom, it's, it is seriously like two crazy people. people being crazy. Oh, wow. And it's also so boring. I don't like storylines when you're going to hire a genealogist to me. That's like Melissa Gorga's worst season. But she does have siblings out there. Okay. And not to spoil it because I know you're not there yet. So she goes to Colorado. I don't care about spoilers. Go ahead. Her father has passed away. So he's not alive. The people that are there don't want to be on camera. So she goes and talks to like one of her dad's old wayward friends in a diner. And then they like take a trip to this other diner that's out of

business where her dad used to work and they stand outside in the parking lot and have an argument. Like it's literally like, I don't know why they went all the way there. I don't know if off camera she meets her siblings. They don't say anything about it. They just end the trip. Like, it was weird as hell. I feel like they're doing this. Take out all the stuff that's happening in real time.

What they're doing is making a parallel between, because we learn about her dad that Taylor's in a very similar situation with Dakota that her mom was in with her biological dad. He was like a bad guy. The mom loved him so much, abusive, got pregnant. He disappeared. and she just chose to like do this on her own and she ended up meeting like this amazing guy Jeremy who adopted Taylor when she was like four or whatever

and so it's really like the only parent she's ever known. But they're drawing parallels because like before we now in real time like know what's happening I think they're aiming to like heal Taylor on Secret Live so she can go straight into The Bachelor so in order to heal that in order to move forward you have to take a look at the past

so they're drawing these parallels so that her and her mom understand each other it's going very poorly. That's exactly what they're trying to do is like poise her to be the bachelorette. I think that the timeline they're working with is extremely crunchy. One, on the show, it's a matter of weeks, like three to four weeks until she's a bachelorette. And like she's still sleeping with Dakota.

So we have a lot of healing to do in a short period of time. And now as viewers, we're watching this. And in five days, we're going to watch her be the bachelorette. That's really crunchy for us to like go on this journey. Yeah. Of like, this girl needs a major healing and self-discovery and self-love. And I don't know if it can be accomplished in the three weeks for her and the five days for I just want to know like seriously what highway Taylor found Dakota like sitting on.

Who is he? He's like so random. Like he's not even cute. And like how is he like the guy? And it's not even her ex-husband. It's not like she's loved him since she's a teenager. Like she was also already like famous when she met him and he was like a rando. What a hole does he have on her?

I have no idea, but it's a strong one. I think also for her the idea of keeping her family together of everything. ever having, you know, parents together will always be attractive to her. Yes. And I did, like, even though her sleeping with Dakota was so moronic, when she said and she, like, started crying, like, I saw him walking by and he was walking like ever. Like, I get it. I do. No, and like, even if he is like not, so you have two guys and like one of them is worse than the other one, but with the worse or one, your family is together. Yeah. That is more attractive than like another person. And like, and so I understand, but like he just can't be the person that

she needs. But it's also confusing because as a viewer who doesn't like know a lot of the other bad things that have happened, like Dakota seems to be aside from the lying and the cheating. He seems to be set on Taylor. And he's like, if you would have me, I would be yours. But Taylor saying you say that and then like I get back with you and you're cheating. I mean, it's like the woman you love so much. Like why? But do they ever really get back together completely with complete forgiveness and a complete tabular rasa? Or is she always sort of like have him a, arms length, she's always mad at him because she's not forgiven him. And so he feels like shit and he goes and not justifying it at all, but he doesn't like feel like he has Taylor completely.

So he goes around. I'm not like saying he wouldn't be a piece of shit even if she loved him even more. But like they've never had just a clean slate. Yeah. It's sort of like annoying. And I also saw people, and I guess this is a good call. Like why is Dakota a main character? Why is dad talk a main character? The Dag Talk concept is so awful. It's very demeaning to the women. I agree. I think the worst thing that you can do in general is just like a cheater brand,

like copy someone. It's a bit of mockery. It is. It's trying to ride their coattails. Every dollar that Dad Talk makes takes away from the dollars that Mom Talk makes. Even Dad Talk as a concept gives these men a reason to think that they have something going on to take away from like the support of their wives. and it's a thing that's like sort of mocking their wives.

And it keeps like, if this is Taylor's like abuser, right? He's now a full-time cast member. They work together technically. They have to go to all these stupid pickleball tournaments together. And they have to film together for weeks on end. Like, I don't even think Dad Talk is the most destructive for Taylor and Dakota. It's not good for Jordan and Jesse. It's worse for Jordan and Jesse.

It's worse for Macy and Jacob. It's bad for everyone. And I think it's really demeaning to the women. I agree. Really, really bothers me. And I think at first it was like a funny joke. I thought they made like a couple TikToks and did hashtag dad talk. Yeah, like anytime they get together, they call themselves dad talk.

That would be funny. The fact that they really think that Dad Talk is an entity. Just like Mom Talk is an entity. I find it to be really insulting. It's taking away from the show. And if I were one of the wives, I would really, really hate it. And now they have to treat Dad Talk like it's something. No.

And seriously, Jordan walking around in a sense. hang top and three different dad talk merch hats that he made himself at customing.com. Like the, like, I actually couldn't hate Jordan anymore. And then he made his own merch, you know? Yeah. No. And like, the women are better wives than I could ever be because if someone was like going around trying to be taken seriously. But in a way that's like totally riffing off of what they've built. And like they don't even respect them. It's true. Like they torture them at home. You're not home enough. You're not a good enough wife. We're not having sex enough. You're not home with the kids. Like, fuck off. I can't do all those things because I'm being mom talk and you're so desperate

copying my thing. And I also have to lift up dad talk. Right, whatever that is. Mom talk isn't enough of these friendships and these gigs and these deals. Now we also have to throw you guys a bone. So true. For all of the brands that go to dad talk, it could easily just be mom talk. It's true. It really frustrates me. I also saw the conversation between Zach and Jen. And I just love Zach. No, no, sorry. I'm not taking his side. No, because again, I'm with the women. But I think that Zach is a good guy. I think he is too. Which is so surprised.

I know. I know. I think he's a good guy. I think he's a good husband. I just wish he could like shut the fuck up a little bit. Like when I have no doubt. The marriage. Right.

I have no doubt that this time is extremely difficult on him, on his marriage, on all elements. But not just understanding that it's a brief window of time. It will end. And like we're not going to fix it right now because it'll be fixed when we leave dancing with the stars. Like him wanting to have this sort of like difficult conversation about him, his future, the future of his family. Like while she's in this difficult time, just acknowledge that like this is a window of our marriage that's going to be really hard. It's worthwhile. She's fulfilling a dream. And when it's over, we will get back together. I completely agree, except for the fact that she's talking about staying

and they did stay. Remember she said like we're John is her neighbors now. Yeah. And when he said like Hollywood is not good for marriages, this town is like not good for families. He's completely right. So it's not like, what you're saying is irrelevant because she's not saying, give me three months and then I'm yours again. That's true. She wants to stay. And so he has to wave the red flag and be like, this is not good for us. I also think a lot of the women are suffering. And I say the more episodes I watch, the more I'm just like, this show is breaking them.

I know. And yeah, there's money and glitz and glam and fame. But like, they're not happy. They're all breaking down. And I think they've all sort of lost their religion a little bit. And I think that's also not good for them. like especially women who like came from religion like if you never really like was a big part of your life like then not being like close to God in a moment like wouldn't

really matter but like to go from it being the bedrock and the foundation of your whole life of your entire life to then really like nothing tying you to it it's very untethering to like lose that foundation in such a short period of time every single marriage and when we know that mason and leila are broken up mcathel and jace are separated i'm sorry jessie and jordan are three minutes away from divorce. Jacob and Macy are like the best marriage, but they're starting to show cracks. Like serious issues. Yeah, because he's hanging out with just like bad influences. And he's like trying to like influence her business. He's like, why don't you respect my ideas creatively? And it's like, shut up. No, like, she doesn't want to work with her husband. She's being like very patient. And he's a good

guy. So he is. I'm not even seeing it as nefarious. I think he really just wants to help. But like, that will not end well. Yeah, it's kind of a train wreck. Like, it's a train wreck. Yeah. But I think like Jen and Zach, like we're really religious in the beginning of the show. And then to go from the matter of like two years living in Hollywood, not following her religion. She just made a TikTok get ready with me to go to church for the first time in two years. So it was an ad for an AI calorie tracking app. Oh, that app loves the-Cal AI. Cal-A-I.

So somebody else did love to. I saw Dakota. I actually was looking at Dakota's page yesterday. He said, let's make breakfast for me and ever. And then he's like, now we're going to order in. and he like starts calapping. It was actually, I didn't realize I was about to watch an ad. Right.

Same with Jen. Yeah, yeah. They integrated it well. Yeah. Um, that's funny. So I believe. And Jesse,

I follow Jesse. Jesse does Calap a lot. So I don't know if she's just going to church for the content or like actually going back to church. The fact that she said come with me to church for the first time in two years. Like that's incredibly destabilizing for the church to be a huge part of your life, your entire life. And the two years where you are astronomically huge, like you don't have that connection.

I think that's not really. great for them either to just have such a like a change of faith no I agree especially like in your marriage for your marriage is also centered on that like I feel like for me I can't even conceive it yeah so things are not good for the slamos no I think they need a break and I think that this I don't know if I would have said this had this not happened but this season has to be seems to be heading towards disaster yeah and this is the disaster all of it the Taylor yeah yeah yeah and the domestic violence even if Dakota is sabotaging Taylor, like this is an, like cinnabund has dropped her.

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No, Frida. Rita. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Miley Cyrus sings best of both worlds on the climb as Hannah Montana has an emotional reunion with her parents in the 20th anniversary special trailer. So the trailer dropped for the 20th anniversary special to Hannah Montana 20th anniversary. Since we last discussed, there have been like a couple of videos, a couple of still images. Restoring my faith immensely. While I'm still not thrilled about like going behind the scenes on how the set was built, it does look like there's a concert. I just want to say I watched the trailer

and it gave me all the feels I like I can't wait I almost like reposted it to my story that I forgot like just being like this is it yeah I'm so excited first of all she's singing she's singing the climb she's singing best of both worlds you know what I do want to see her closet from 20 years ago that can bear it sure whatever I want to see Hannah all tat it up yeah I can't friggin wait it looks amazing and it's like really

when I see that HM yeah like literally I'm 12 years old again I can't wait. Yeah, I agree. The content coming out is very promising. All I really cared about was singing, and we're getting singing. So I'm thrilled. Everything else. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the show.

So I'm interested in, sure, all the other parts, but not without a singing element. Of course. And you got your fucking singing. And I'm thrilled. Like 360, this looks amazing. And I can't. March 24th. I can't friggin wait.

That's how I felt. She can't friggin' wait. I have to put it in my calendar. And it's so crazy how Miley, like she has. has lived 1,000 lives since being Hannah Montana. Bangers, dirty pets, like everything. And when she puts that wig on, she's Hannah. She's that girl. No, she, and when she's talking, she's, she's the same person. Which Hannah wig do you, like, personally resonate with? Well, of course, like the nobody's perfect long one. But then she did get a haircut. Yeah, she had,

like a lobish, mid. And that was cute for season three. It was very mature too. Like, when they moved to the house in Malibu and she was just, like, more grown up, Hannah. She didn't even brand. And I guess she didn't have bangs in that second wig, right? But I do associate, no, she did. She always had bang. Okay, okay. But I do associate like the long bond, like nobody's perfect one.

Agreed. And then the, I just saw, I guess they talk about it in the specials because it made news. In the very first episode of Hannah Montana, the pilot. She does have a different wig. She has a different wig. She has like, like, sir, it's the most fecoct wig ever. She's like 70s Farrah Fossack. Ill fitting.

It doesn't look even remotely like her hair. And the person who designed that wig was actually fired after the first episode because she did such a bad job at her. her job, which was putting a wig on. And she's in the special, which will be exciting. No, but even the still of Miley from the special, like, that looks like it could have been taken 20 years ago. She's ageless.

With the wig on, she is Ramona singer. And the sunglasses, like, and the outfit, it's as if no time has passed at all. Yeah. It's the climb. And the crime, like, then and now has just meant everything to me in my life. Yeah. And so seeing her perform it is, I don't know if I'll be able to handle it, honestly. I know.

Keep all moving, keep climbing, keep the faith, baby. It's all about, it's all about the faith. Keep ya. So it's kind of nice. So I can't friggin wait is the headline. Can't friggin wait. Are you ready for our next story? Alex Earle is posing for Sports Illustrated in a pearl covered bikini.

So a picture of maybe you have more context, but I have no. So I didn't know, sometimes Sports Illustrated releases and it's like, oh, it's the sports Illustrated. But then it's like, is it just sneak up on us with like a bunch of pictures that by the time the cover comes out, I'm like, didn't we see the cover? Is this the cover? No. Like it says, or is it just a cover?

Or a picture? It only says Sports Illustrated on the bottom right. Like it's just a water board. It's just a spread. It's not a title. Yeah. So she is in a bikini for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which, um, okay, so here, the magazine revealed their first slate of models Tuesday, which saw Alex are all joined by, um,

Camille Kostic and three other models. So they just like drop some pictures from the issue. Like what does that mean though? Including like five people that are in the issue. So Sports Illustrated swimsuit. And then like this is a really bad rollout. They do this every year. And then I'm like, wait, are there just like 12 issues of Sports Illustrated?

Or is this the time? Usually winter is the time for Sports Illustrated cover. So it's coming any day now. Who do you think will be on the cover? So they went to Botswana. Of course. And that's where they did Livy Dunn. Oh, Livy Dunn is one of the five?

Camille Kostick. Meredith Mickelson. Penny Lane, is that what you're seeing? Is Meredith Mickelson, Phil Mickelson? No, no, she's just like a pretty model. Penny Lane. Who's that? A good to.

Who's Penny Lane? She's just a model with 400K. Okay. Yeah, and then a ching a good. Okay. So where's, and then Alex Earl. So not Livy Dunn. Sorry, my bad, my bad. I saw her in another one. Oh, okay, it's confusing.

Yeah, no. Okay, so they released the first, but these are not the cover models. No, these are just like five pictures of people from the magazine that's forthcoming, question mark. Got it. Okay. So who do we think's going to be on the cover? Do they think we're going to do like eight covers again? Of course. So do you have your top eight? And I feel like it's not going to be Alexarrel because if it were going to be. No, they already released her spread. No, but they could have another picture of her for one of their eight covers. I'm just like, no, no, no, no. I think like when they release the cover cover.

It'll be a new person. So it's not Camille. It's not Penny. Correct. Camille's already done it. These people are like rookies or whatever. Like they're just the models. Who do you think it will be?

I mean, it should have been Alex Earl. I thought that I should have been Alex Earl a year ago, two years ago. I don't know. Like who's the young hot thing? It's not going to be the young hot thing. Right. So I don't know because they're always doing like, they're always looking to check a box being like Martha Stewart was the oldest one.

This is the first Asian American queer. Like they like to do like. Yeah. someone who's like not been done technically so I don't know I think they're going to do I think they're going to do like Amy polar Salaia would love that I think that's a good guess you think it's just one oh and another person like I think they're going to do like what maybe they'll do like a comedy theme there they won't do no okay okay um who else would be on it what about the secret lives no they won't yeah yeah yeah you have to think

not obvious. Yeah, so I don't know, because I'm an obvious person. Yeah. No, and it's just like big celebrities. I'm actually excited. Like, I didn't realize we were waiting for this. I'm just like excited to see like what it is. Yeah, because it's always so random. It's going to be like what we think it should be. No, no, I miss the days where like they would decide on one person and that person was like the biggest model that year. Like they were discovering people and made people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like the year following was like kind of like Miss America. You were like on a year's long tour as the swimsuit girl. Kate Upton, Hannah Jeter, Nina Ogdahl. now it's just like randos and celebrities and like business people they're gonna barbara corkran

on the cover like yeah honestly i'm down or like joy behaer oh please no that's what it's gonna be i don't think joy would do it like that's the only reason why i don't think it is whoopi goldberg i think she actually would do it it's literally gonna be whoopi goldberg all right that's jacky's official guess do you have one okay if we're going like like ranncy grace you know no i was going something insensitive sorry um i don't think nancy grace would do it oh i do Actually, I don't know. She's like a god-loving woman. Maybe not. Let me think. Let me think. Who was just like, oh, maybe like the Olympics.

Oh, like Eileen. What's the girl with the... Aileen. With the hair that everyone loves. Alyssa Lou. Yeah. Or Eileen. Yeah. One of the Olympian. Okay. You're saying Olympian of this cycle. I mean, it would be a really quick turnaround.

But that's what you're going to say. But yeah. Okay. And I'm saying, Wippe Goldberg. Okay. Are you ready? Oh, also Alex Earle related. she just launched an Instagram account What the fuck is Alex doing about And the bio is something big is coming

And it's a photo of her Like obviously modeling for skin care line Oh you think it's skincare here Her skin is low weight She's not wearing makeup She's wearing like a nude like bra So like not clothes And that's what she's so viral for

Like she had hormonal acne She like MediCube is like her whole thing Like her dermatologist So she's very much like a She does makeup But she's a really influential person in skin Okay So it's what the fuck is Alex doing

And we're just gonna like watch the space. Yeah, she launched the Instagram account. She got like 100,000 followers and she's just waiting for the launch. Got it. Are you ready for our next story? White Lotus Season 4, casting news. Oh, I didn't even see this. I know they're France, right? Yeah, they

are going to be... Oh, actually, I did see this. A.J. Michalco, right? She might have been in the past. Yeah. But the new people, and it's very exciting for us because it's someone that will be able to have a namesake. Okay. Max Greenfield. I'm cracking up.

Girl. Sally, who's his mom? Sally Greenfield? No, wait. Doesn't he be famous mom? Does he? I don't know him because I don't watch a new girl,

so he's like a blind spot for me. I don't watch it either. He's a Max, so I'll start to pay attention. His, I don't know. Then we have. I don't know why I thought his mom was Sally Field.

Kumal Nanjiani. Okay. Chloe Bennett. From Logan Paul's ex-Girlfriend? She's from Agents of Shield and Interior Chinatown. I think she's more famously known. Let me just make sure I'm right

from that mermaid show. Continue. Charlie Hall. Oh, my God, two people for namesake. You guys, and you know who Charlie Hall is? I don't. Julia Louise Dreyfuss's son.

Oh, I like him. He was in secret lives of sex girls, college girls. Yeah, he was in sex lives. Yeah, he's cute. And Gerad Paul. Okay. We've got ourselves a cast. Then previously announced cast members are Sandra Bernhardt, Helena Bonham Carter, Vincent

Cassell, Steve Coogan, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They never go obvious. They never go obvious. It's a mix, though. Like working actors who you can recognize and some new folk. Right. But, like, it's never like the most famous working actors. It's like people you know whose faces you recognize.

It's like a star maker machine, either of like brand new faces. Oh, I guess like Megan Fahey was like, I mean, I knew her, but she was like. That sounds like Chloe Bennett, like agents of. Shield. Like we, if you've seen her shows, she's worked before. She's about to have like a big moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your- Same with A. J. Michalca. Like, if you saw Secretariat, like, you've been on notice. No, but like, AJ Michelleka is a fixture in like millennial, the entire generations, like, childhood. No, but like, she's wained. Were you right? Was that wrong? She has waned. And now we're going to start seeing her on every red of car. But, like, I'm excited for

that. And I hope they ask questions about what it was like to be a part of Secretariat, such a major movie motion picture. Maybe if she does press, um, we can get her and ask her that. Yeah. Caught in a moment. I hope they used some Allie and AJ. They should. I wonder if she's playing a singer. She's always playing a singer.

Okay. She's sung in Secretariat. There will be singing. And this one is taking place in Paris and multiple locations along the French Riviera. Very cool. Very cool. Our fifth and final story shouldn't have been to the song. I just got disorganized.

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I'm back. Fit and final story. What are you looking at me for? It shouldn't have been fifth and final, but it's just the way she thinks she's out. Today Zendaya is addressing the Tom Holland marriage rumors, shares a spoof wedding video to clear the confusion. So Zendaya went on Jimmy Kimmel and discussed these rumors and AI photos that she got married, plus like Law Roach sort of like opened a can of worms when he said that she did get married and she's like joking about it.

And people seem to really care about that. More notably, she was not asked any questions about Euphoria Season 3, which is about to come out, which is making people like question her involvement in the promotion of Euphoria Season 3. Well, that is weird. Although, like, she's on a press tour right now for a movie and, like, maybe they want to just promote that movie. I'm not going to, like, look into that so nefariously, although everything with Euphoria is nefarious. Everything. Everyone hates each other.

Everything is drama. Everything is toxic. I don't really care whether or not Zendaya is married or not because she's in, like, a long-term partnership. if they're married, great. If not, they will be. Like, I don't care. What I want to talk about is this movie that she's in with Robert Pattinson

which just looks really good. I'm, like, obsessed with the pairing. He looked so hot at the Oscars. And then last night was the premiere. And she wore, okay, so she rewore a dress. She wore this white Versacea gun that was gorgeous. And apparently she had worn it, like, in the 2015 to the Oscars.

And it's just so interesting to see this side-by-side to how she's, like, really grown up. Like, she, like, just looks so more, like, feminine and womanly. But what's interesting, I remember when I first saw the picture, somebody was like, oh, my God, she wore this dress to the 2015 Oscars. She's wearing her hair in dreads.

And I'm like, oh, I wonder if that was the time that Juliana Rancic said that she said that she smelled like patchouly oil and like literally got fired and ended one of the greatest shows. And like that literally is what ended a fashion place. Yes. And so then Law Roach tweeted, remember the last time she wore this dress? And like they literally like were referencing that. Yeah.

I can't believe that law and Zendaya like know about that and talk about it. And like are joking about it. Because it was literally, like, at the time, it was the craziest, like, biggest deal ever. Yeah. And I have, like, everyone's, like, moved on. The show is over. But, like, I don't. They moved on in the sunset.

It was canceled. Like, it wasn't a no small thing. It's very much, like, known as. But it's clearly, like, something they haven't forgotten, you know, Lons and Lons and Dea. Yeah. Of course not. She looked so beautiful in the dress. It's actually insane how, like, different the dress looked.

Because she was just, like, a kid, you know? Yeah. Wearing this gown in 2015. And now she really looked like a beautiful, you know, Woman. That's really funny. I kind of want to see this movie. It's called The drama. Everything is the drama. I know.

Well, so like are they married? Are they not? Again, I'm with you. I, makes no difference to me. They're like Goldie Hawn. You know, like they're married. Like, seriously, who cares? Yeah. Like, whether they had a wedding that you, like, you wouldn't be invited to anyway. Correct. Correct. Correct.

Not having anything to do with any of us. Let's dive into Deer Toasters our weekly advice segment. We try to give back to the community. Try to help out the girls in need. If you ever need advice from us, you can email us at Deertoasters at gmail.com or simply head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down, there's a little Dear Toaster submission box, totally anonymous both ways, and you have just as good of a chance getting on the show, no matter how you submit.

Okay. Hey, Swirleys. My husband, who's 30, has told me multiple times that people at work are asking him if he has something going on with his co-worker who's about 50. I know they're friends that they have lunch together sometimes. She did call him once when she got into a car crash, which I thought was weird. I genuinely don't think he's cheating on me, but do you think he's cheating on me, but do you think he's acting inappropriately at work

and that's what is making people think this? What should I do? Well, I agree that your husband's not cheating on you because he wouldn't have told you. Like, everyone thinks I'm dating. I think he was saying it's funny because she's 50 and he's 30. But why are people thinking that?

Like, I feel like there's something you're not cheering. And her calling your husband when she got into a car wreck, like, I guess that. She's 50? Like, I mean, I don't work in like a traditional office setting. Like, you are my, like, one of my only coworkers. So, so like, maybe.

Like maybe I can't relate, but like, how are you two behaving? Like, I know. Everyone with their workwives, like, it's so toxic. It's so wrong. And I feel like now people are turning on the concept. Like for a while I was like, that's my workwife. And now everyone's like, that's not a thing and that's not normal and that needs to stop. And that's not appropriate.

This doesn't sound appropriate. If the genders were reversed, it would certainly not be appropriate. Yeah. And I don't know that anything nefarious is going on, but like you don't, you just need this like no and your husband's not so innocent in all of this like he's obviously he's the younger subordinate he's the man and he's 30 like he's 30 she's 50 imagine if it was a 50 year old man and a 30 year old woman imagine if your father married someone your age and then like your boss is like calling you on the side of the road and like that's weird unless she's like a frail old woman but like obviously not because

people really think that they're dating yeah and like she seems to be like his emergency contact Your husband needs what the kids are calling boundaries. You know, your work, people should not be calling you in the middle of the night from the side of the road. And if you're in a place where, like, you've become someone's number one person to call when their car breaks down, like... You're given too much of yourself in the workplace. Correct. It's just a job. Yeah. Tell your husband, it's just a job.

Yeah. Hey, Swirlies. Oh, no, sorry, I just read that one. Dear Jackson, Turdy, I actually feel very conflicted about this one. My mother-in-law watches my daughter while I work from home upstairs. Sometimes my father-in-law comes over unannounced to either hang out or go on a while. walks with them. I've asked my mother-in-law previously to just send me a quick text to let me know so that I'm aware what's going on in the house. She has repeatedly not let me know as not let me know as

this continues. Am I crazy to be annoyed by this? He's not my favorite person so I don't exactly love the surprise visits. It doesn't happen too often, but it still annoys me. Why isn't he your favorite person? Yeah, I'm going to need more context on that because before that it's like, well, if your mother-in-law and father, I know there are people who are like very strict about. letting adult males near their children. I see it on TikTok a lot. Like I actually just fell into this thing. Family members?

Not family members, but you know, actually I'd like to get your take on this. I watched this woman. She did like a whole takedown of her local daycare because she went in. Her kid goes there all the time and it's all good. But she noticed that they hired. What was her child? Did she say? It was still in diapers.

So she had two kids. The older one's been going there, maybe three years old. So it's been going there for a while. So she just had a baby. Her six-month-old is now going to the. the facility as well. So she was dropping about the kids off and she noticed that there was a new caretaker, a man. So she had asked, oh, who's this new person? And they were like, oh, this is Jimmy or whatever. She said, oh, great. I would just request that he doesn't change the diapers for

my baby. I'm only comfortable with a female. And they were like so offended, called her, threatened to throw her kids out. And she was like, I'm just not comfortable with an adult male changing the diaper of her daughter. The baby was a daughter. But I think regardless, she would have said it and everyone in the comments was like oh yeah I don't let like adult males near my baby I guess like everyone's very on high alert for pedophilia which is more prevalent in the male species

so there are people who are like that's why a lot of people don't let their parents don't let their kids have sleepovers because you don't know what adult male is in the house I think Chloe Kardashian has said that many times she does not let her kids have any sleepovers there's a lot of it's not even just that but yeah it's a big one so I don't know why like and so

if this girl writing in is one of those people like I respect her boundaries But it sounds like she just doesn't like her father-in-law, she doesn't want him in her house. So regarding the TikToker. Yeah, what do you make of that? I'm with her. Yeah, of course. Okay.

1,000 percent. And the daycare was like being really shady. And I think she ended up, I don't know what she ended up doing. I never got like a follow-up video. Leave. Regarding this, well, first of all, there's a difference between like random adult males being near your babies and your family. And if this person doesn't have like a track record of,

engaging in harmful behavior with children. It sounds like you just don't like him. You want to know when he's in your house. Sure, she should give you a heads up. You want to know what's happening in your house. I would feel the same way with your upstairs and they're downstairs. But she probably isn't on her phone all the time. You don't want her to be on her phone all the time.

They're just going for a walk and they're hanging out. I need to really know why he's not your favorite person. Is it like nefarious behavior? He seems like an inappropriate, unsafe individual. Or like he's insulted, you know, he's not the kindest and whatever. but if they're just going on walks and she's doing you a favor, like I don't think it's the biggest deal, but I don't have all the information to make this call.

I do have a solution for you because it sounds like you just want to know when he's in the house. You don't want him not coming anymore. I think a nan would solve your problem or any sort of like baby monitor. You're upstairs, put a camera like in the corner of your living room, so you can see the whole living room or wherever they hang out, the playroom. Problem solved. Well, they go on walks, but what's happening on walk? If you trust the mother-in-law, she's not going to let anything happen under her watch.

Yeah. And it's like, well, I understand that your father-in-law is not your favorite. person, it is such a privilege to have child care. That's your family. Like, it's just, like, I think it's something people would dream of. So even though you don't like it, like, is he a good grandpa? No, and like, if, if your concerns are, have to do with, like, safety or appropriateness, like, then you should be concerned about the mother, too. Because if he's, like, a known. Correct. Predator. And she didn't say that, but, like, why else wouldn't you want this person around?

Because if it's just like, you know, he doesn't say. He's rude. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, grumpy. It's like, so the kid's grandpa. Like, it's fine. It's whatever. But if it is more. But if it is more. But if it is more. But if it is insidious, then you need to be looking at her too. Yeah, of course. I don't think that's what it is. I just want to say, I don't know why I brought that up. No, I feel it. The thing is, if it's not, then I'm like,

what's your problem? Correct. Two people want to look after your kid. No, and it's nice. Like, two adults is better than one and their family. Like, to have your village raise your child when you have to work is like such a dream. Yeah. And so she doesn't tell you every single time he comes over, but like it's family.

So assuming like nothing is wrong here, there's no like bad man. Like, it's family. They come through the door. You need a text message. Like, what? Agreed, agreed, agreed. And it's not like you have other child care and then like your in-laws just randomly show up.

Like the in-laws are the child care. It's nice. It is nice. Why's your perspective? Unless he's a predator. Correct. Men call police. Now, I like how we've become just like a destination

for people who think that their partners are gay. Like that is just sort of my life's work. And so here is our final submission. I have a new take now after Slamu. It's just important. forms like yeah continue hey guys a little backstory my best friend was a late bloomer she didn't have her first kiss until college she never really dated and then fast forward to our late 20s she's met a guy through a dating app she is so happy to finally be dating that she's not picking up on some things that

i think are quite odd like mostly that he goes on a cruise nearly every month he either goes alone or with another guy friend while he's on this cruises he does not communicate with her and he says he goes on them because he likes to gamble is he gay how do i get her to realize that you that this is not normal. Well, you should definitely let her know that it's not normal. Just be like, do you know what he's doing? Because I don't have like an issue so much if he's gay. Is he cheating on TV?

Well, if he's gay, I do have an issue because you're a girl. No, but like he wants like just if you love him, like, and he loves you. No, you guys don't listen to Jackie. Here's the thing. I think you guys are going to be shocked by what I have to say. There's nothing inherently gay about cruises. Like there is. Really?

Yeah, there are, of course, gay cruises. There are Disney cruises. Like, go on a cruise with your male friend. So here's the thing. I believe greatly that your friend's boyfriend is hiding something major. Is that major thing his sexuality? I actually don't think so. Let me tell you why.

Again, cruises. No, it's not about, say it was a vacation. It's not about the vessel. Like, she would have also said, and he, you know, was on Grindr. The cruises with his male friends. And he disappeared. She says, sometimes he goes alone and sometimes he brings a friend. Well, maybe he's cruising on the cruise.

I don't know. I don't know. When I think of cruises, like maybe it's a really big... Maybe it's a Way Watchers cruise. Like, once a month. Maybe it's a new kids on the block cruise. Do you know how... Once a month? Do you know how many themed cruises there are for things other than being gay? Nobody needs to go on a cruise once a month, unless you're cruising. And cruises are kind of like Disney. Like, it's a cult people... So you're saying he's... I'm saying people are obsessed with cruises the way they are obsessed with parks, like Disney parks. I'm sorry, once a month, don't you have a job? Well, of course, there are other like lifestyle things that I have questions here about. But if you're

just asked me if he's gay as truly the gay whisperer? I don't think so. I don't think so. But you're saying it could be a lot of things. I think if this girl wrote in and was like, and he's really, you know, he talks really, like there are other ways to surmise about someone's sexuality more often than not, unless you're a true professional. Like there are a lot of signs in how you walk and how you talk in your interest. The TV shows that you watch. Stereotyping. Oh, is that bad? I know. You just always like to me. What did I say? But there are other things. Like, she would have written and you know yeah i he wears skirts like i don't know no actually i feel like gay guys actually don't even wear skirts like straight men are always wearing um no i understand like your mind like

went towards gay because you watch this show too much and i'm sorry and by that for that i will apologize but what we're saying is there's so many other things that could be wrong here and you need to look at those okay like yeah that's what i'm saying like the gayness if it's like we almost held a toast cruise No, but I, it's not about the cruise, Claudia. You're focusing too much on cruise. How about that? Okay, maybe he writes for the points guy.

Well, does he? I don't know. Yeah, like, unless he works in. Here are the themed cruises coming up on Royal Caribbean. But why do I give a shit? You don't go to a cruise once a month. I don't care if it's Hannah Montana. Oh, you think the frequency is what makes it gay?

Yes. Or insidious. You can go on a cruise. Cruise your heart out. I don't think so. Maybe he just has that wandered loss and maybe nobody fucking understands him, except for me. You go on 12 cruises a year? That's not normal.

Where do they live? Maybe they live in like Fort Lauderdale where there's like a pier. Where all the cryptish cruise ships leaves from. It doesn't matter. I know plenty of people live in Varda who don't go on a cruise a month. Tell this man to call me. He's obviously looking for somebody who understands him and your friend is not worthy of his love. And neither are you.

Ask your friend. Like what is he doing on these cruises? This is weird. Why does he have? I mean, ask them about their sex life. There are a lot of sides. Like people who are closeted are not getting like did.

I would start, listen, I would start with just like simple questions before you start making leaps. Like, what's this cruise? Who is he with? What does he do? Why can't he answer the phone? He goes on a lot of cruises. Yeah, like, just get some context clues first. She might have a perfectly good answer and she might be fine.

Just because she never kissed a boy till college doesn't mean she doesn't have a brain. Yeah. Like, she's not that naive. You did make her sound like Uber desperate. Like someone who like can't handle herself in this world. Right, just because she wasn't like a slut in college. Like, I like how we're now turning on the. the person who wrote in.

Because like she's just, I feel like she's telling us literally only the worst very specific. Yeah. She's making her friend look like a dumb dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really funny. I'm cracking. It's giving like my friend got a boyfriend.

I'm jealous. Oh, that. I love that. Well, I just want to say, given the fact that you gave us no information and just like these breadcrumbs that you thought we would just be like, oh, he's gay. Like you tried to leave us here and now we've turned on you. That's what I'm saying. Like when you make it so obvious, I don't know.

I don't even think it's so obvious. Like, but definitely weird behavior. Let's get some more questions. Like, maybe. I just think also, like, it's important to know, like, while I think it's weird and if anybody I knew went on a cruise once a month, I'd be like, are you okay? Like, some people just have different interests than me and like different ways to live their life. But nobody goes on a vacation once a month.

Brian Kelly does. That's his job. Ryan Kelly does. So unless that's his job, I wish he wants to be an influencer. He's doing like cruise reviews. You check his TikTok. So tell us that. Maybe this friend hasn't cared enough to check his TikTok.

I believe this man. He just know how to. walk down the street. The dumb dumb who never goes kissed in college. Yeah, right, right. Give your son, your friend. Like, Josie Gorsuch was never kissed, but she could handle herself in this world.

And she would have known a queer man if he punched her in the face. Like, one thing about Josie, she was extremely discerning. Yeah. And so I just feel like you've stereotyped everyone here. Yeah, including us. Us thinking that we would just think he's gay. It's so true. Him for cruising.

Maybe you need to look inward. Maybe it's you. You try to pit us. It's all again. It's true. And we found you out. I like them apples. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toastom Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the past five stories that you need to know every money through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us video, give us a video, podcast and music and podcast, I hear ready cast, box, all the places web, you listen to podcasts, find us to show. I had one more. I had one more thought about the Taylor Frankie Paul thing that I think. Okay, the episode's not over. That is germane information to this because I really want to do take her side because if what's happening to her is untrue, it's the cruelest thing in the world.

why did all the girls stop filming with her? Yeah. That's all I'll leave you with. But there are also, they are sheep. They are. There's so much group think and mom talk. I have to go to the bathroom so bad. We have to wrap the up.

Consider that they stop filming with her. We'll leave you with that. Love you, bye.