The Toast - B-Day: Thursday, June 27th, 2024

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Thursday. Beacon Day. Thursday. B-Day. Beacon Day. Bruno Day. Bussing Day. Botticelli Day. Botticelli. Yeah. What's that? Isn't that like a famous artist or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a composer. Like that's so us. That's so us. Botticelli, he's an artist. As are we. And today is just like kind of a long-awaited day to tell you he's an artist as are we and today is just like kind of a long-awaited day as you guys know Jackie and I have sold out the Beacon Theater not once not twice not three times but four nights not in a row but today and tomorrow Jackie and I are selling out our first like kind of ever asterisk live podcast we are so excited we have

so many fun games from segments fun you, you know, topics of conversation, things in which to discuss at the Beacon Theater this evening. So if you're going to be there, we can't wait to see you. And if you're not going to be there, perhaps Girly Swirly's Night Out will be coming to a city near you sometime soon. Perhaps, though there's no plans for it. Zero. So maybe make a plan, pack a snack, and come to New York. Maybe make haste. Make haste in coming to New York.

I did see a couple of seats popped open. Actually on the floor, pretty good seats. I did see a couple of seats popped open. Actually on the floor. Pretty good seats. Not that poppin'. On Ticketmaster. So if you're in New York in the air and you want to come by, it's going to be such a great. That's why I kind of look a little ugly today because we are going to be getting into full hair and makeup later today.

So I wasn't blowing out my hair. I took an everything shower. Got a spray tan. So if I'm looking like a little unique, that's why. I didn't do my eye shadow this morning I only did creams that's like I couldn't really show up without makeup but I used only creams no bronzer powder so it's a little light fair but I probably look the exact same to you guys yeah thankfully this camera's like not that high def you probably are like you guys look the

same ugly as ever like thanks thanks thanks guys so I kind of um have been thinking of nothing but GSNO girly swirly's night out um I'm really looking forward to like the first one sort of being out of the way I'm a little nervous I'm a little nervous of course it'd be crazy not to be yeah but I can't really explain the difference in like preparing for a show with you versus like a stand-up show by myself like the the day I actually did play the beacon theater by myself like the day of was probably one of the worst days of my life like I couldn't get comfortable I had a stomachache like the levels of of anxiety are so different like I'm actually really excited for tonight yeah it's gonna be really fun I think it's also this dichotomy to borrow your favorite word

the dichotomy of it all. Between wanting to be prepared and knowing that we're improv swirlies. Yeah. And we have a great outline. But then we have to let the chips fall where they may, turt-a-loo. We might do a little so much pre-Fast Five banter, we might not even get to our precious segments. Yeah, we definitely um are off

the cuff girlies and you just that's the thing about gsno like you never know what's gonna happen and with us like the more off the cuff the better yeah so if you are coming to the show tonight just be prepared for a whirlwind of events expect the unexpected yeah i think here's what you can expect two like absolutely gorgeous girls sickening the house down boots in our dresses like we have the looks solidified yeah to another thing you can expect laughs laughs joke joke joke joke joke joke laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh perhaps a little singing like I feel as though it's definitely in the cards perhaps a little dancing perhaps a little dancing although my shoes like are not super comfortable so you want to stay sedentary I might um take them off take them off off once we get on stage.

Like once the photos are out of the way. Things of that nature. Fine by me. Approved. So I'm excited. It kind of feels weird doing a show like this regular show. Yeah. This kind of irrelevant.

No. Yeah. We just have so many important things to do after this. Sitting here doing this. But today's episode is really exciting because it's Thursday. Which is always a banner moment for the community. Huge.

Bruno is here. He hasn't been to the New York studio in forever, but he's a little depressed in New York. He's sad in New York. Yeah. Because this leg of our summer trip is not for him. Yeah. Before we get to the Hamptons, he'll like in the Hamptons, he'll be free to roam with his cousins.

Like it's Bruno's world in New York. Like I didn't have that much planned for him. That's why I took him to the studio today, just Like it's Bruno's world. In New York like I didn't have that much plan for him. That's why I took him to the studio today just because I felt sorry for him. Yeah he's kind of just been like living at the apartment. Yeah just like greeting everyone as they come in saying when will it be my turn to leave. And like watching everyone leave going to like fun and exciting things like the Beacon Theater and he's just sort of like staying back at the apartment again. Yeah and every time he goes out it's like just to pee and come back in. I know. There's no real adventure for him.

When I came over to your apartment yesterday, like I did think like, oh, Bruno, I forgot you're here. Stop, don't say that. But he's being such a good boy. I'm going to bring him by you. I don't even know when, but that's part of my plan because you have a fun area for dogs. Yes, I do have a little dog park.

That would be fun for him if he could make it there. That would be. If Bruno can, you know, get out of the apartment, that would be great. Bruno's kind of giving Jacob Tremblay. I'm glad Bruno can make it to work. I'm glad you and I can make it to work because honestly like we do have bigger and better things to do than work. However like we're not gonna let it get to our heads. We're big stars. Yeah we're not gonna let it get to our heads. This studio it's looking a little small. We are like kind of like the thing and

like everyone in New York is talking about you know. It's so true. Everyone's trying to get tickets. Everyone's texting the friend that they know who works in marketing. Everybody wants tickets. We are kind of at the helm of this cultural moment in the greatest city in the world, you know? Yeah. I experienced a lot of this greatest city yesterday. What'd you do?

Well, we were traversing. It was a traversal day. And then I went and recorded Redheads we recorded in a third party studio fancy all together we were so fancy you couldn't stop are you glad you like sprung for the big studio no it didn't work out logistically I was so late and Margo had a hard stop so we didn't have redheads aren't disarray we didn't have as much time as I would have liked because redhead episodes are really long we only do one a month in hindsight I should just done it here. Like we got too big for our britches. Because that was like my idea. It was your idea. And it was a good one. And I just when you said

Uptown, I realize now you just meant not Canal Street. The studio that you went to is not the one that I had suggested. Just wanted to say that. Oh, how did I end up there? I don't know. But it looked gorgeous. It was gorgeous. And we all were so happy to be together. It was a great episode, a great book, great conversation. Honestly, shout out to Penguin Random House because their book club guide, each question, like whatever we answered, it flowed into the next question. That's the best because sometimes we're like talking about something and the next question is like, and back over here.

I just feel like your tardiness shouldn't be a reflection about me encouraging you to book that studio like I'm like I think the where I was coming from well no you didn't know sorry I only booked that studio because you suggested it I was like oh yeah that does sound like a good idea narrator it was not the right idea not your fault no but I I think once you see the footage you'll feel like you were glad you did it well once I'm editing the footage I won't because I have to do so much editing because people were in and out is all I'll say. The Reddits are just constantly in flux. That's what happens when you have four hosts on a pod.

Everybody has full lives. Yeah, like families, things in which to worry about. Work events. That's where Snitch was going. It's a lot. But per usual, the Reddits got her done. What did you expect? Nothing else.

Nothing less. Nothing less. We did. We had a fabulous day. It was 9,000 degrees. usual the reddits got her done what did you expect nothing nothing less nothing less we did we had a fabulous day it was 9 000 degrees we actually like went to the park on the sun yesterday when i got home from the park in the sun no it was on the sun like seriously we were on the sun okay we were on the sun when i got home i was so worried about my spray tan i was sweating so much i saw some on my shirt seriously like, like, a low in morale. Like, I was, when I got home, I fell asleep.

Like, I had, seriously, like, I was sweating like an animal. And so imagine then going and sitting in traffic, being late for the people that you love who are waiting for you in a gorgeous studio. I just really feel like you're trying to put that on me. And it's on me. Oh, my God, no. I'm trying to paint a picture for you. May I paint, like, Botticelli or no?

I thought it was B-Day. You may paint, but like your picture's making me sad. That was the point because you tried to make me sad. And I'm, you know what I'm actually doing? I'm one-upping you. I climb into bed and your painting starts making me sad. I'm one-upping you. Things were harder for me.

You can't outdo the doer. You can't out one-up the one-upper. You are the one-upper, typically. Yeah, no, I know. So how does it feel? It's very Lou Angela Sepp's coded of me. No. It's definitely annoying.

Like it's definitely annoying. Yeah. Like I was hot. Let's just leave it at that. And things got worse for me. What about me? But I was hot. You know.

And Bruno was lonely. Yeah. But what else is new? Stop. Bruno we're so glad you could make it. He needs his bro Mio. He's welcome to come over at any time romeo he can get there romeo doesn't get into much you know romeo's a very big inside dog like

when we take him out to go to the bathroom he's racing back inside that's what i love about him most yeah he's so different than theo like theo couldn't spend enough time outside oh bruno's looking so cute bruno is a sweet angel he is should we bring him to the beacon you know I was actually thinking like what if we just brought Romeo to the beacon I don't know about I mean you're welcome to bring Romeo but I feel like Bruno is the better choice wow just because she really is one-upping me today just because like he's older he's older I'm older and like he's been waiting a lifetime for this like Romeo's just born he gets to perform at the beacon yes. Yes, actually.

Or, by the way, we could bring both of them. Yeah, of course. I wasn't the one suggesting it was one or the other. I just thought, like, one was crazy. Two is crazier. No, it's seriously psychotic. We're not bringing either of them. No, and it's, like, it's giving, like, Cesar Millan

a welcome to our dog show. You know, I met Cesar Millan once. I mean, could you imagine him running through the audience? It would be amazing. No, but, Jackie, we'd have 3,000 dog sitters. Unless there's like one crazy person coming who would like kidnap one of them. Or like allergic. These dogs are highly allergic.

Well, if you're allergic to Cavaliers, like don't come to the Girly Swirlies night out. Because you never know what furry friend is going to pop out on stage. Okay. Maybe if like tonight sucks. Yeah. Tomorrow we'll bring. If we need like an embellishment. We'll bring the

dogs out just whore them out put them to work who let the dogs out so we do have like a kind of a busy day some like some would say performing to a sold-out audience at the Beacon Theater some people would say that constitutes a busy day you know getting in full glam being stars socialites things of that nature going through our outline while also doing improv right right that sort of delicate balancing act the dichotomy the dichotomy of it all bro space for both things well having said that i do feel like this sort of nuisance of an episode like we need to get on with it you know i like how like there's millions of people who listen to this show and 3,000 people coming tonight. And the way-

All of a sudden you guys are irrelevant. It's the 3,000, today I'm living for the 3,000. We live three, like- We're living in the year 3,000. Yeah. Yeah. Not much has changed, but it's girly swirly's night out. And your great, great, great granddaughter is a toaster oh is a toaster

i'm glad to see that you've got the music in you you've got the music in you you're gonna need it tonight oh my god i'm being yelled at holy shit you just had like your mom voice on you're gonna need it tonight. Go to your room. Like, okay. Scary. I literally didn't do anything wrong. Like, I don't know why I'm in the principal's office.

You did something right. What? You did something right. What did I do? Okay. You sang. You had a song in your heart. Okay, Abby Lee.

Like, you're being a stage mom. Like, sing. Get on stage. I feel like, though, we'll see. Like, let the chips fall where they may. How things shake out tonight. But I do feel like you we'll see like let the chips fall where they may how things shake out tonight but I do feel like you would be more of the stage mom you will be more of the stage mom right I just feel like you came into the show today like really aggressive like I don't

really understand what's going on I haven't done anything yet like just when you think about like the show I feel like you're well but I think what you're trying to say is I have a lot of theater experience. Exactly. And you're going to be like, stage left. Hit your mark. So I don't think that will translate into stage motherness. But I do hear what you're saying. And I do think my wealth of knowledge and experience might, yes, put me in a bit of a more controlling position.

Right. I'm a bit more laissez-faire. Yeah, yeah. And I did want to talk about that on stage tonight. So let's save that. more, you know, controlling position. Right, I'm a bit more laissez-faire. Yeah, yeah. And I did want to talk about that on stage tonight, so let's save that. Oh, you did? Yeah, I just had some thoughts, you know. Oh, goodness gracious.

Yeah, I just want to make sure, like, everyone in the audience knows this is my second time performing at the Weekend Theater. Is it the roast of Jackie O? No. No, I'm not. I don't want to roast anyone, and I don't want to be roasted.

People who, like, like roasts. I mean, Brian, for his 40th birthday't want to be roasted. People who like roasts. I mean, Brian, for his 40th birthday, like wanted, he did a whole roast. Seriously, I'd sooner die. Yeah. And I also don't want to roast someone else. No, that part wasn't so bad. Because I would feel like, did I go too far? That's the worst feeling.

Like you hurt someone's feelings. Yeah, but if a person is putting themselves in the position to like host a roast about themselves they're probably incapable of having their feelings hurt no no I think they're capable they'll they're not allowed to have their feelings hurt so they'll never tell you but if your relationship changes after like just know you went too far I want to talk about something is that my clip yes I brought it all the way from the sunshine state can I use it I wanted to put my hair up and that's like my special clip I left it at your house I've been looking for it I do enjoy this one I'll give it to you but I'm letting you know it's a good one you know give it to me as you mean

you'll give it back to me no I'll give it to you yeah it's an extra large claw clip because I have such thick you know it's a nice clip where you really don't realize you're wearing a claw clip whereas all the other ones like you feel the pulling yeah of course no this doesn't tug on your hair at all like it actually feels like a ponytail yeah no I paid like a lot of money not a lot of money but like a lot for a claw clip and it was this company that made like small medium large extra large claw clips I was like I think I might need an extra large and this is that you know you're not supposed to drive with a claw clip I did know that because it makes sense because if you get into an accident like in the clip like digs into your it like pierces your skull. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank God I don't really drive much, so I'm safe. I think you drive a lot. Well, I'm sorry. Can you not be in a car or just driving? I think driving is worse. Because I don't physically drive much. And even like I'm usually in like a taxi or an Uber. And if I am in my car, Ben is driving me, so.

Okay. I feel like whenever I'm in your car, you're driving, obviously. We're yeah yeah well trips to the cape imagine how I feel we should take a trip to the cape 1000 I've kind of been itching to go to that part of the country what's that park called like Martha's Vineyard Nantucket New England New England and then our favorite place Newport yeah we've already been there yes we do need to do the we've been to Nantucket we didn't like it although I do think if we went back and we did it better we would like it like more outdoorsy and we appreciate nature there we were inside cats like yeah no and also like our lodging wasn't right in a hotel for ants yeah no all the things needed to be changed so

I would return to Nantucket I would go to Cape Cod yes I would love to spend a weekend in Maine same like those I don't know what parts like of Maine that like those summery parts where everybody eats lobster and goes to the beach you know yeah like hit a bunk let us know in the comments but what's so crazy is like we could do that well that's life like all these things I want to do and like yes I'm at a place in my life I'm a dink you know I have disposable income I don't have children yet like I can do it and the fact that I don't is like a tragedy yeah but also like if we want to do something together we can do anything because we can podcast from anywhere we're kind of inextricably linked for life it's so true we're inextricably linked for life like

we could go to Maine next week for a year and work wouldn't have to nothing would change here no we could nothing would have to change as long as we're together. Yeah it's always better when we're together. Hey it's always better when we're together. I'm looking so Maine today. Do you know what I mean? You are. Like I have a cottage in Maine. I'm looking so like I packed a ton for this trip but forgot about the three episodes of the toast I had to do. Why? Actually, I thought when you walked in that you looked like very put together and nice.

Well, thank you so much. This is my stained sweatshirt from the airplane. Oh, wow. Bottom of the barrel. Yep. I packed enough shorts. Don't worry about me. Oh, thank God.

And my go-to loafers. These are like a sneaker for me. Yeah, just Hermes loafers. Like a sneaker. Margot got me these for my birthday. And let me just say how she slayed the house down. Slaps. Oh, speaking of like, are you feeling good? Like what place you're at for my birthday And let me just say How she slayed the house down Slaps Oh speaking of Like are you feeling good

Like what place you're at With my birthday gift I'm feeling so good Like and excited Like I I have too many options Okay So now

So options meaning She hasn't purchased yet No I haven't That's okay I haven't You know just want to make sure I see everything Yeah of course of course

Before I make a purchase That's good enough for my turt. A hundred percent. Really turt? Really turt. But while I have you here, anything, any direction that you want to push me towards? Yes, yes. So I have personally been in the market for like a new summer tote bag.

And I got one and returned it, as you know. And I haven't really found one that speaks to me yet from a price point. Like, I know which one I would like, but I need to be, you know, fiscally conservative. Which one would you like just for, like, my mood board? I need to be fiscally conservative, socially responsible. Socially liberal. Right. So, you know what I mean.

Like, that's kind of my mindset when shopping for bags. You know, fiscally conservative, socially liberal. That's funny. It's funny like it's funny also speaking of fiscally conservative socially liberal what's so crazy is the debate i know it's tonight honestly like it's kind of the tv event of the century and the fact that 3 000 people have decided to spend the evening with us they didn't even decide because we announced gsno before the debate and like honestly i do feel like a little bit of f. You know how much I love to be a part of something. Like everyone on the planet is going to be talking.

Like not us thinking like we're the biggest thing in New York. Everyone's talking about us. No one's talking about us. Like because there is this sort of historic debate. And like it is killing me that I'm not going to be able to be like live watching and like reading the funny tweets, you know? So that's something we have to live with

as like working women. And we will get through this Because we are survivors But yes I was giggling Because it also reminded me of the debate Fiscally conservative socially liberal So yeah like a big summery tote What's the dream bag?

But see it's not even a dream Because like I really like it But I wouldn't I didn't buy it because of the price And I wouldn't want you to buy it Because of the price But it's the Miu Miu one You know the one that I got?

Yeah. It's like the same exact color and stuff. But it's the hobo shape strap. Like just one strap. But it's not worth the money. Like it's a bad investment. And I really. Like I'm telling you.

Don't get it. I'm not going to. Okay. But you liked the fact that it was one strap? I was into that. You know. One strap. It's so like different for me.

You know? One strap. But also. I'm kind of desperate. And all my sisters listening. And anybody who wants to purchase me a gift I am in need of shoes like different sort of summery shoes I would love um you know a nice sandal maybe with a heel or without a heel you know I got you nice sandals

two years ago and they're some of my most prized possessions not the proud ones those lv ones that I've seriously worn to the bone they're they're brown now when they were white and I still by the way I wore them the other day like great perfect great. Perfect, perfect gift. A little flat, you know, a little low to the ground, like a little painful. Okay. But not complaining about the beautiful, generous gift. Yeah. So yeah, shoes and a bag is always, always welcome. Always a good idea. What else do I need? Let me see if I had anything written down. Also great use of lists you guys is when you think of a gift for someone just to write it down because you might it's probably not coming up and then I just have this like list of random things that I think my family would like my list for you is from

last year and I crushed it so you did you're a very good gift giver so I'm not worried like in the slightest and you know what we have this big summer trip coming up and I'm like I want I'm wanting to buy all these things for my trip but I know my birthday is like a couple of days into the trip and so I'm just kind of gonna go let everybody buy me the things that I need this summer okay you know and if anybody asks you because I know our sisters do not listen to this show if anybody asks you just be like I know she's looking for fabulous things to wear on our fabulous trip this summer beautiful like don't be buying me a puffer you know right think Right. Think for this season. We always do, because also that's like what's in store

and maybe something that you could wear to Maine for our big trip to Maine. For the year. For our year-long trip to Maine, yeah. Year-long trip to Maine, where we'll be opening a sandwich shop. By the way, has Ben said anything more about the sandwich shop?

No. Also, I heard that on Good Guys, like he talks to Josh about opening a sandwich shop with him. Oh, okay. So thank you for bringing this up. So Ben and I recorded a Patreon episode together in these two chairs right here. It's available in video and audio format if you just want to catch up with Ben. And we caught up on so much.

You know, my entry to golf. I finally got Ben's take on the whole Craig 20 thing. Like, he hadn't really been a part of that saga. Then we talked at length about Strandberry's, the potential sandwich store. And the people in the comments were calling him out. Because, again, I didn't know that either. Someone was like, does Jackie know that, that like you're a cheater and like you're you talk about this big sandwich shop you're just opening sandwich shops with every

good guy subs they like have a whole concept for it and bed was like you know thank you for calling me out he did say like if he had his druthers and both of you guys like wanted to open up he would go with you more so because like the power of the toast. He's kind of using you for your influence. And he likes your idea. He just doesn't think it's scalable. And he actually doesn't think like Josh would really ever do it. You know, like Josh is busy. Like he's an Oppenheimer.

He's not going to be opening up a sandwich shop. Right. I feel like maybe Josh and I should get on the horn. Plot twist. Because I feel like Ben's kind of like milking both of us for ideas. He's jerking you both around. And it's like we each have our ideas like if we just came together cut out the middleman I love that who's kind of slowing down the process I was actually reading Josh's book last night because it's like one that I hadn't finished and then I'm in my reading habit

because I just finished Redheads and so yeah I think what if I just called Josh up isn't it like a really good book yeah no I'm very seriously enjoying it. It's such a great palate cleanser. Yep. Like just the perfect thing to read last night. So thanks Josh. No thanks Ben. NTB. I think now without further ado considering the busy day that was aforementioned. Yeah considering we're like the second hottest thing happening in the country tonight. Where is the debate happening tonight? Not a clue. I'm gonna say DC. I feel like it should be DC. Without further ado, here are the past five stories that you need to know. And the past five stories that you, I didn't like you, need to know are brought to you by State Farm. When you get a new car, a new house, the first thing you might find yourself saying is,

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as she's doing promo for her documentary that Tert saw. Celine Dion makes a rare public appearance with her twin sons at Hauser concert. Oh, I didn't know. So, by the way, her, she has three boys, but the oldest one was at the premiere and he was on stage with her just like giving her tissues like supportive King energy and then in the documentary I guess the two younger ones are the ones that actually live with her so they're in the documentary a lot and they're so cute and then I saw a picture of them and I was like oh this documentary was filmed cuz like they're

like hardcore teenagers like hairy upper lips and now they're much older like older looking they're boys um but it was so interesting to see like how Celine Dion like spends her money on her kids they're obviously really into gaming and she goes in like their gaming room for one second and all I could focus on Jackie it was the craziest looking you know those gaming chairs that like are yeah yeah working at a call center yeah okay so she had these ones they were like suspended in air I don't even know how and the the screen was up above. And they were like seriously like astronauts.

It was the craziest thing. And it's like honestly so cute. Like I guess if she had daughters, we would have thought like they would have had like a big glam room. And like this is how teenage boys these days. Like if you have all the money in the world, like that's what you want. Like it was, it seriously looked like a spaceship. It was the craziest looking thing I've ever seen. Well, they all went to Hauser's concert at the Las Vegas Encore Theater. What is Hauser?

I thought the same thing. Are you saying Hosier? No, he's a Croatian cellist. Of course they did. Of course they did. And they met the artist himself. Very exciting. They all took a photo together.

And it was one of the rare moments where she stepped out with her son. So maybe since the documentary they're emerging yeah as it's also just so interesting how she much like we are you know big names in New York she is like the most famous person in Las Vegas because she does live in Vegas yeah which is close to Canada yes thank you um I think that's why she lives there for sure for sure um so it's just kind of cool You know And so many people Big Vegas night out

It's funny how many people Perform in Vegas And like this is what She leaves her house for Like not Adele Even though I do think She went to an Adele show I didn't

Not that I Or she went to a Lady Gaga one Like a really long time ago I can't remember Interesting Speaking of Lady Gaga When I was at the gym I'm in this era where like

I can't listen to music on the treadmill anymore. I need to watch something. Like it's not stimulating enough for me. And I started watching Chromatica Ball. Okay.

Because I thought it was a perfect blend of watching and listening and like dead ass, this is going to be such a hot take. Like I had to turn it off. It was so,

it was like horrible. What was happening? Well, first of all, like it was just like so much hoopla and I'm like, can you play the song, ma'am? And then once once the song started playing like she just was like hidden in this like butterfly cocoon so i literally like skipped like 10 minutes and she was just still like doing so

much and and the editing was like crowd face like i'm like can we just focus on lady gaga i don't need to see anything else but lady gaga you know what you needed what toast radio Toast radio. Yes, exactly. You should listen to our Toast Radio workout edition. You probably forgot every song you chose and everything we said. A thousand percent. I love that. Are you ready for our next story? No, we didn't really even talk about the actual story.

All the stories today are like light celebrity fair. They're in no particular order. So it's not like that was like the breaking news story of the day. Right, right. Because story one is like. Probably like one one our most favorite person to talk about there's a couple well you know like on What Happens Live Andy Cohen says like you know there's two guests there's two chairs and each chair is of equal value and he like to his grave to his grave he will say like it doesn't matter what chair you're seated in if you're next to me that doesn't make you more important than the other.

Sure. Even though. He has to say that. Everyone knows the first chair is more important. Do you feel that way about the stories? Are they completely. No. So it's typically not about the person in the story.

It's just like the size of the news. You know. Someone going and getting a facial is like less important news than like someone getting a DUI. So even though Justin Timberlake's not my fave. Like DUI news is bigger than. So it's more about the context than the actual subject yes so because all five stories today are not too heavy hitting I thought it'd be fun to start with Celine okay you know yeah but there are a lot of faves in here actually so I'm gonna say it's a roll of the dice

okay are you ready for our next story? I am. Because Emma Roberts is talking about nepo babies, and she has a hot, fresh take on it. And you know what? First of all, I loved it because she is a nepo queen. She's a nepo niece. Which isn't super common.

Unless you have a great auntie who really props you up. Yeah, go out on a limb. I just feel like I know nepo babies is so real and so many people like duh but I feel like there are some people like who actually couldn't help you you know what I mean like everybody like they're only they have to help them not Julia Roberts but like just because your uncle is an actor like he's still looking for roles too he could barely get himself okay I completely agree you know who I think that about um because they call him an epa baby the guy guy from Tell Me Lies. You know how his mom

in the show is his mom in real life? And like nepo she's just like the definite I don't even know her name. She's a working actress. She has a recognizable face. She's Pat from Smart House. Yeah. She is not someone who can reel and deal get my son. Like it's nice to have someone to talk to, but it's not this all-powerful sort of connect. Right, and I feel like in a situation like that, the privilege is that you grew up in this world, you know how it works, not everything is just like so foreign to you. You already have a house.

You live in LA. You don't have to go auditions traversing the country. So yes, you have a leg up in that sense, but it's not the classic Nepo baby. And I feel like most Nepo babies are not, fall into that category where it's like, this is convenient, yes. Yeah, but the thing is,

we make generalizations when we talk about Nepo babies and there are certainly tears to it. Well, Emma Roberts is throwing another wrench in the mix of misogyny. She says women nepo babies get way more criticism than men how come no one's talking about George Clooney she said but it's so true first of all didn't even know he's a nepo didn't even know how is he a nepo his um his mother or his aunt his aunt Rosemary Clooney was an icon oh so she had this in her back pocket

because her aunt is the famous oh you're right so she went for an equal so she went for an equal and she's so right about that no she is because when we talk about nepo babies who are we always talking about gwyneth paltrow hayley bieber maya hawke like for me i always think about um ben platt but i'm like i was gonna say that i'm the only person he did it to himself he did do it because he would have fallen into that first category of like parents in the biz super helpful I actually don't agree his dad like well we don't know his he's not famous like front facing he's more well connected because he's like a big producer a big filmmaker behind the scenes like I actually think those people have more power that's you know who I you know who I think falls into the latter category people are always talking about Beanie Feldstein and Jonah Hill their dad is like

a big tiny business manager okay I don't really feel like because you handle like the taxes of a bunch of actors like that means that your kids automatically you get to like have this key that unlocks any part that they want yeah do you think she's an eposister like Jonah Hill being her brother maybe more than maybe more than their dad yeah okay because I'm also looking at the cover Unlocks any part that they want yeah do You think she's an epos sister like Jonah Hill being her brother may maybe More than maybe more than their dad yeah Okay because I'm also looking at the Cover of the the nepo baby thing the Nepo baby thing there are there's

Technically more women but it's one two Three four five six women and three men Who's on it like who's the face of Nepotism these days these days it just Depends what people are saying like Dakota Johnson and I feel like that's... Okay. Dakota Johnson

is the absolute perfect example of nepotism because you don't become the face of a billion dollar franchise without ever having acted in your life. Like Dakota Johnson

woke up one day and was like, I want to be an actress and got the lead in like one of those, you know, blockbuster... That doesn't happen.

Yeah. She's really that's yeah but then I think then there's also the question of okay yes nepotism got you here but you're undeniable and we're not mad about it like Zoe Kravitz yes yes I thought you were saying with Dakota Johnson I don't think Dakota Johnson is undeniably talented that's what I'm saying like I Ben Platt he's undeniably talented. Yes, agreed. Like, he would have gotten there with or without the connections. Maya Hawke and, I'm going to put them in the same category, Lily Rose Depp.

Like, would we know them? Lily Rose Depp is not undeniably talented. I'm sorry. Maya Hawke is very talented. I'll say that. Undeniably? No, I don't think so. Oh, Maude Apatow.

She's not a once-in-a-lifetime, you know, talent, but very talented. Zooey Deschanel. Is that her on the cover? That's Dakota Johnson, my love. Oh, okay, cool. And then who's this guy? Is that the guy from Tell Me Lies? No, who the hell is that?

Maybe I should pull up, like, a high-depth cover. I loved that New York, what magazine was it? New York Magazine? New York Magazine, yeah. I loved that cover that they did magazine was it? New York Magazine? New York Magazine, yeah. I loved that cover that they did and how it like sent everybody into a tizzy

and I think the, oh, who's this guy? Okay, I have the perfect, and who's that guy? I seriously have no idea who, I don't know who she was. Okay, and I just want to say that proves Emma Roberts' points

that we know who all the women are and we don't even know who the men nepo babies are. Facts for life. Wait, also, shit, wait, what was I going to say? Go back two seconds.

The cover, you loved it. It sent everyone into a tizzy shit i had another one who was like not undeniably talented of an epo yeah but then you were also saying um there are certain offspring of celebrities who did everything they could to abuse their their privilege and couldn't hack it I think an amazing example of that is Chet Hanks you know yeah but I feel like Chet is doing what Chet wants to be doing like he's an influencer I have another one but it's mean and I'm not gonna say it I had one when we had this conversation I have one. I'll text it to you because it's mean. I mean, anyone we're going to say this about is mean. It's mean, yeah.

If we're being honest. Text me yours. Yeah, I wonder if we have the same one. Like, this person's parent has power. Okay, let's see. Oh, by the way, you did say. Okay, wait, mine's better. You did say that to me.

Like. Okay, go. Right? Mine's better, right? Yours is good, too. I think they're pretty equal. Yeah. I'm cracking up.

Anyways, here's what she had to say, by the way. So she did a podcast. Love that. She said, I always joke, why is no one calling out George Clooney for being a nepo baby? His aunt Rosemary Clooney was an icon. I feel like young girls get it harder with the nepo baby thing. Like I don't really see people calling out sons of famous actors. And that's also a great question about like Kiefer Sutherland.

Yes. Donald's son. Yes. You didn't even know he was a nepo baby. Exactly. But I also think younger up and coming actors and actresses get it more because like we're obsessed and because by now like Kiefer Sutherland he's done so many things like you can't say it was nepotism like he's Kiefer yeah but with them they don't have that

Rolodex yet yeah and portfolio so they're easier targets there really are so many people like when we boil it down like I was just thinking like who else I could, you know, bring into it. Literally everyone. Yeah. Unless you were like discovered at the mall in your small hometown. Like I feel like Jennifer Lawrence is not an FBO. She was really discovered. Yeah.

Like Brad Pitt too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like if your parent worked in like lighting, that does give you that similar leg up of like, I know the industry. Yeah, but it doesn't give you access. I live in this town. No.

So like the director of lighting like doesn't. Director? That's a big role. It's not. I'm just saying. No, I know. I know. But then also someone who is in that spot

who got her first role in like a big franchise is Kristen Stewart. We don't really talk about her because I think like she was kind of undeniably talented. Is she a Nepo baby? Yeah, I think her parents work in the industry. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.

Interesting. And I feel like the more that people talk about this conversation, like the more fatigued everyone gets by like realizing. Because it's just everyone and everything. It's everyone. And also it's like kristen stewart is an undeniable talent and is technically a nepo it just like never ends yeah i think we've also gotten a little loose with our definition of nepotism yeah her and like who constitutes a nepo baby her dad is a director he's known for fear factor oh that's. Oh that's pretty big. That's pretty major. Yeah. And her mom is a script

supervisor and filmmaker. The Phantom. Mortal Kombat. That'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah so just because they're like behind the scenes I think that those people sometimes have more connections. I agree it's it's always the people whose parents like are big names like that we've never heard of but like if you work in directing you obviously know them that gives you more power than your aunt or dad being a movie star yeah certainly not the aunt I feel like Emma Roberts she's an undeniable talent I I'm at a place now where like there are certain people like I'll never forget who oh I have another failed I'll tell you later send it okay that's the funniest combo it's so mean check your phone and then back to the story at hand do you also sound off in the comments that too sound off in the comments like who i would love to see what other people think

who is like someone who you know is in a position of immense privilege with like who their parents are and like tried to hack it in the industry and like never really made it big but do you think that this conversation is gendered which one the one we're currently having what emma of immense privilege with like who their parents are and like tried to hack it in the industry and like never really made it big. But do you think that this conversation is gendered? Which one? The one we're currently having? What Emma Roberts said. Yes.

Like the women get it more than the men. Yes. Yeah. Kaya Gerber. Like when I think of who we automatically, I mean who, everyone's always the Kardashians

like because their dad was like a big lawyer or knew OJ Simpson or whatever. Like the people we automatically like think of are all women. Yeah. It's really like Gwyneth Paltrow and Hailey Bieber. Yeah.

Okay. Well, are you ready for our next story? Yes. Someone who is not an Epo baby. Okay. Selena Gomez. No, she is not an Epo baby. Selena is not.

Selena might be though. No, I'm kidding. She says that she'll appear in the first episode of the Wizards of Waverly Place reboot. Oh, that's nice. So Selina is opening up. She did a new interview with Martin Short, and she gave an update on Wizards of Waverly Place reboot. She beamed as she discussed the project with her co-star as he guest hosted Jimmy Kimmel

Live on Wednesday. She said, I'm so excited. It's a show that means a lot to me. I'll be in the first episode. I'm executive producing it. Oh, right. And it brings me to tears. That is the beginning of where I started.

And to honor it in this way has truly been a blast. I can't wait for people to see it. Like Disney girlies who have went on, you know, above and beyond the call of duty and then returning back to like when Zendaya came back to Disney very briefly, even though she was like this enormous movie star. I love that. Like I really do. And it really only happens at Disney because like all the,

so far the showrunners there like haven't been exposed as, you know, being freaks. I like missed the boat. You weren't in Alex Russo's Swirly? No. And like it was at the, Wizards of Waverly Place's like heyday was at the end of my time with Disney.

Like I put in the work with Hannah Montana. I put in the work with That's So Raven. I put in the work with like a couple of shows and I think people who are like a couple of years younger than me like this is their Hannah Montana for me like I watched it when it was on the season finale which apparently like made everyone cry like I've never seen it like I don't give a fuck um so like this means nothing to me you know okay but what does it make you think of Selina and her i like it i like it's it's so clear and it has been for a while like she appears to be done with music like acting

is her passion and i love that you know she was a part of this show only murders that is so popular i have personally given up on only murders which is so crazy i watched the first two seasons and it was my favorite show i think it's like the best show of all time and i started to keep up with the new season and i just kind of fell off. Like it's getting a little repetitive, which sucks because it's like it's it's magic. But I feel like it's really good for her. Like I think she likes working with like two really well-adjusted like non-diva people who are like bigger stars than her. I think it's actually good for her well-being. Martin Short and Steve Martin.

I think they like keep her grounded and I think they really like her too. And I like that she's, you know, going back to Disney, it shows, you know. All's well. All's well. It shows a sense of humility. I like it. Yeah, I like it too.

And it's good for the fans to know that it's like endorsed by Selena and not just like some off-Broadway. Production. I do also like that she's the executive producer of it. Like just because a show's being rebooted doesn't mean that like every star needs to come back so I guess her making an appearance is great but I don't think she needs to be you know the star of the show in Disney yeah bring

back Hannah Montana though like I would seriously watch that yeah I don't know if I would like sometimes it depends who it's for that's the thing with this it's like is this for the next generation in which case they need all new fans anyway you know it doesn't matter selena's in it they didn't know her sometimes it's done right like i actually think that the way fuller house was done was done perfectly like all the cast members i think were in the first episode but then only dj and stephanie and kimmy schmidt the neighbor um they were like main characters and their kids are the main characters so like it was a very much like a little bit of the old and a little bit of the new. And I think that was really well done.

I think people really liked it. Do you think it was out with the old and in with the new? I did actually. Goodbye clouds of gray. Hello skies of blue. I got a video in my algorithm yesterday of Vanessa Hudgens' music video for Sneaker Night. Put your sneakers on. I just want to say I was watching without sound but I could hear it. Of course. And it was just like the caption was like not Vanessa Hudgens dropping

this banger and then leaving the music industry. Wanting more. No she had two songs. What was the other one? Someone wrote it in the comments. on but i'll pull up her actually now it's going to be all like high school high school musical but no she had two original songs put your sneakers on and the music video for that one was really good but the actual song for the other song was much better what was it called come back to me baby come back to me in my heart I still believe we were meant to be. Stay together for whatever it takes. Literally cultural reset. So she put out two albums technically. So when you're like a Disney girl, you have like contractual obligations that you

are still in your contract. And that's why Sabrina Carpenter only recently finished her obligations to Disney. And so all of the music she had released up until like two years ago was Disney contracted music. So she was quite limited. And I think, you know, that's some of my favorite music is Disney contracted.

And they keep on twiddling them thumbs. And she was like out here performing at the radio Disney awards. Like, so I do believe, you know, Vanessa as a part of her big HSM contract, like she was obligated to do X amount of music with Disney. Disney makes amazing music and it's for everyone it is however sneaker night so good put your

sneakers on home by the way i literally know what i've seen seen. It finally made its way to Reels. It started on TikTok. It's so funny. And it's such a crazy song. And then why didn't she pursue music more? Because it was just something she had to do. It was a contractual obligation.

What I saw in the music video was someone who wanted this. It was undeniable talent. And it was someone who wanted this. She put her whole sneaker into that. You don't see sneaker night. No, like like that if you're not trying to get ahead I actually saw an interesting clip on social media this morning totally switching gears um from that couple with the podcast that we were talking about earlier Abby and Matt what are they up to um well he was going on and on about how you know it's recently started to make him sad like sort of this realization that he'll never

kiss anyone else have you seen that clip no and she was like to his wife, like, do you feel that way? And she was like, no. He was like, I guess they've only kissed each other, which is sweet. In their lives? I think. Okay. And the fact that he just won't know what it's like to kiss anybody else, it's just something, like a realization he's been having.

That is so weird. Oh, and did you know he also tried out for The Voice and didn't make it? No, I didn't know that. Did you see he's trying to lose body fat? And so he's eating like a horse. You sent me, I think, the video of him. No, I didn't. Of his, like what he eats in a day.

Because he like said. I didn't send you that. It must have been the other friend you gossiped with about internet things. No, you did. I don't think you realized that you did. I don't send you videos anymore. Like you've made it too hard. No, you sent it to me on Reels.

Oh, oh. I guess you didn't see. I literally, I sent you a TikTok today and like right before hitting send, I canceled. Like I just couldn't do. No, you sent it to me on Reels. Oh, oh. I guess you didn't see. I literally, I sent you a TikTok today, and, like, right before hitting send, I canceled. Like, I just couldn't do it. Thank you. It was so annoying. It's, like, hurtful. And I actually think it was the one about him trying out for The Voice and not getting

up. Not getting up. His music career is more interesting, like, to you. Yeah, it's because you wouldn't know why. It's fucking crazy. And for you, it's, like, the road less traveled. Yeah. Like, if you put your music above all else right now.

Really? Like, you shouldn't. Oh, no. Maybe I should. And then I would have a successful music career. But, like, the way that I can sleep at night is thinking of, like, them colluding together, brainstorming, like, how can we piss the internet off and we love each other so much. internet off and we love each other so much what makes me sleep at night is then crawling into bed snuggling up opening their phone going to their chase mobile app and just giggling giggling giggling like yeah as the comments roll in so does the revenue you know and he's just like what

crazy things should i say tomorrow yeah but at the same time like he's the one getting up in the middle of the night and doing the feedings right and he's like bringing her lactation cookies to foster breastfeeding yeah and he's making her her lactation cookies to foster breastfeeding. Yeah. And he's making her beef stew. And he's throwing the formula in the garbage. Literally. He's making her beef stew. Yeah. That's in our mind

how it goes down in their household. Yeah. And I like that version of events. Me too. It's beautiful. Are you ready for our next story? One number. Which is our fourth story.

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Well, don't you hear them chime? Just keep going. Can't you feel my heartbeat? That was worse. Keeping perfect time. And all because he touched me. He looked at me and smiled. Yes my heartburned. Just like him. I'm prepared. Well speaking of hearing the bells.

I need to buy hairspray again. It's been too long. Do you know who's getting married this weekend? Going to the chapel and their gun. You probably have seen the run-up.'re super obvious christian mccurphy and olivia copo obtained their marriage license yesterday ahead of their rhode island wedding i didn't realize they were getting married in rhode island though i had a thought that they might because they two days ago boarded a private jet that was like totally tricked out for mr and mrs they're not trying to hide it by the way they're not and i love that and then yesterday they posted photos of their little courthouse license ceremony she

was dressed to the nines okay i'm so glad we're talking about this i am so glad we're talking about this first of all wedding of the fucking century wedding of the fucking century and i'm so like happy that it's here because don't you feel like sometimes couples are engaged forever and this definitely felt long i'm not gonna lie no they had their engagement party a year ago and they've done like a lot of wedding things like she went on her um bachelorette party I was like fixated so I thought she was getting married a while ago because like a month ago she made this tiktok that was like come with me to get my lash lift for my wedding which is like not a big deal but I get lash lifts and I feel like nobody else does and she was like my lash

lift ended up taking three hours because she went to this really fancy place and like the next time I'm in LA I'm gonna go to where she went because she has these crazy eyelashes like thick coarse but just not really um curly and it took the woman three hours to get every strand up on the like the sticky before she could put on the chemicals or whatever um so I was like oh she must be getting married really soon because lash lifts only last like six to eight weeks if you're lucky so I've known that the wedding is coming for a while when I saw the plane and her white Birkin did you see her white Birkin she obviously got it like just for the wedding it was the sickest thing I did did you see her tote her tote no I'm not going to show you because you're going to want it but I already looked up the price and it's like

it's out of budget for I have to look it up where did she wear it she wore it on the plane like walking out to the plane she also had the Birkin on the plane so she had two bags like you're allowed two personal items yeah on a private I think I took a screenshot of it I'll show it to you because it was in her stories and you're just gonna vomit turd oh I see yeah no that's like that's really cute yes yeah um that's not a brand I like love So I'm happy To not have it Noted

Yeah here's my screenshot It's sick Do you see her Birkin Yes White with gold She's so sick And then her courthouse look Which I didn't even realize

I was waiting for A courthouse look From her Me neither And it's so not What you would expect It's giving you know When Carrie got married

In that no name And the bride Wore a dress By nobody In the movie And then she ends up Getting the Caroline Herr It's giving, you know, when Carrie got married in that no name and the bride wore a dress by nobody in the movie and then she ends up getting the Carolina Herrera but then she, you know, gets locked at the altar

so when she does end up getting married she just wears this no name suit that she found in a vintage store that's like this white silk like old school suit.

I loved what Olivia Culpo wore. But where are the pictures? They're not here anymore. It was a collab post. That's weird. Yeah. I also, I do love how Christian McCaffrey

Is down to clown You know like He understands Who he's marrying He's understanding A girl who needs To do it for the gram It's her job

He is like this You know She removed herself From the collab I don't know why It's gorgeous Trouble in paradise I'm kidding

I'm kidding I just love how He's so down to You know cause he's Like a serious person He has a 500 million Dollar contract He doesn't need to be

Doing like the Instagram stuff And he's so supportive of his wife's work. And I think he understands like the whole universe of Instagram. And like him collab posting, like I'm obsessed. Yeah. And then she removed herself. And he still kept it up on his profile.

Yeah. I love this man. They can never make me not love him. Yeah. So now I'm really like itching to see her bridal look. Because I feel like a wedding dress is just the embodiment of one's personal style. You know, for any event, you can take a chance.

But this is like the one thing. Some people do two dresses, but the one that you walk down the aisle and it's like, this is my personal style to a tee. And her style is so great all the time. I just wonder how what the one dress is going to be. And it's also very exciting to think about who's going to be at this wedding. Cause obviously it's going to be like an affair for the 49ers and she is close with those girlies. So I think the use checks will be there. I think the kiddles will be there. Um, but then Olivia

herself was like a gal about town and she's friends with like, you know, a bunch of cool peeps. Like I'm very much looking forward to the guest list. Me as well. Who are, like, the girly, who is she, like, friends with, like, that we know, famous, like, model squad? Yeah, her model, like, Devin Windsor. Yeah, do you think she'll be there? Yes. I do, too.

So, very exciting weekend wedding. It's a beautiful weekend to get married, if you're getting married this weekend. It is. Mazel tov. And it's kind of giving sort of the vibes we were referencing at the beginning of the show. She's getting married in New England, you know? She is. There's something to think about everything's coming up new england

pretty much are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah which is a little bit of trending news the new trend for men who are raw dogging it on flights have you seen this okay raw dogging when you said men raw dogging like i thought okay sorry continue you haven't seen this i've seen this so many times that i'm like okay in shorts no so it raw dogging has become the buzziest travel trend of the summer seething stealth past plane passengers forgoing the modern comforts of flying to either stare at the oh yeah yeah flight map or nothing at all during lengthy trips no music no streaming no snacking no sleep they just sit in their chairs and they stare at the flight map or at nothing if their plane doesn't have a TV.

I saw this on social media, raw dogging a flight, like not bringing any stimulants, accoutrements, anything to take your mind off of things. And how it's kind of become like this point of pride. Like, yeah, I don't need anything. I can just stare at this boring-ass flight map and like this flight will go by in a jiffy. It's become sort of like an Olympic sport. Could never be me. If I don't have like the most high speed Wi-Fi

and like four things on the TV at once, like I will be bored to tears. This is a flex. It is. It is. I usually keep my map up. I don't use the in-flight entertainment. I can't keep the map up

because the clock will never go down if the flight map is up. No, I like having it there as a point of reference, but I do need music or my Kindle and then I can like I'm sorry on the map no snack yeah I didn't know that was part of it criminal that's crazy and I think it's like extra points if when the beverage cart comes around like you just get water you know like extra points for who like no no like it's so stupid just lie it just makes you look I think I think it's more like about how you're perceived to your other travelers and it makes you look like a psychopath i think

people think it makes them look to others as like evolved as you know i don't need these modern comforts i can live with nothing you know i guess but like a book is not a modern comfort no that's definitely not like a Kindle. Sure. The way I can't stress enough how this could never be me. You should ever. You should try it. No, no, I can't.

I find planes, even if it's like an hour long flight, I find them to be insufferable for me. Like the the the journey is not worth the destination. I don't care where the fuck I'm going. I hate traveling. I even if I'm in like the best seat, unless seriously someone's taking me on their private plane, Christian McCaffrey, like I can't. Like I find every minute to be exhausting. Understood.

Do they look out the window? I think that's considered cheating. I do think so too. I feel like you also kind of have to be in a middle seat. I mean, that's like sort of like level 10, I think. But I feel like they should do it. and then that makes more seats for other people who just well you're not going to be enjoying this time anyway it's like dick measuring it's a dick measuring contest about nothing like no one's paying attention no one's watching

um but it's become like a flex yes it has and then I want no part of this competition that you did it unless you bear on social media but it's like if you using social media, you're not that much of a raw dogger. No, if you're using social media, it would appear as though you're enjoying modern comforts, you know, and luxuries of that nature. But they never said they weren't. They were. I don't know. I guess it's just like a fun challenge for men. And just imagine, you know, and it's crazy to think about like men used to go to war.

Yeah. They used to hunt for our food. And now we're just, you know. I wouldn't eat unless a man killed watching a raw dog play grizzly bear and now we're congratulating this congrats grads men used to go to war you ever take a look at a man and be like you wouldn't never never survive no oh yeah i said that's bad i like, do you think like if, because I saw something on Twitter,

there was like a bill passed, something about a draft. Yeah. And I was like, Ben, like if there was, even though Ben is officially aged out of the draft, but I was like, like if you had to go to the war, and it's not that crazy to think because in Israel there is a draft. So every 18 year old, you know, barring some sort of medical or religious exemption

has to go to the army. And a lot of the kids we went to high school with after high school took a gap year and joined the Israeli army for a year. So it's, like, not that crazy. But I said to Ben, I was like, if there was a draft, like, and you had to go, like, there's some big war, like, what would you do? And you know what he said? That his feet would preclude him?

He said he would do it. But he would be the, like, he would work in the kitchen that would be his contribution and i actually thought that was a good answer that is a good answer they do need chefs joining the army can mean a million things as a doctor medic yeah like there doesn't mean you're like with a gun on a battlefield so i thought that that was actually an amazing and quite a patriotic answer i feel like his his stance would exempt him there's something with his feet like little miss sunshine energy how like when that freak brother realized he couldn't join the uh he

wanted to be the air force because he realized he was colorblind in the back of that turd vehicle it's literally ben ben would show up for army draft day pigeon toad and they would do like a full body exam and they would take a look at his fucked up feet and they would say sir go home you're you're free you're free to go and he would be like why what he doesn't realize ben's feet seriously if you're watching on youtube i like this it's pigeon toed right he is no no i always thought it's pigeon toed it's the opposite yeah pigeon toe is when your toes face each other ben's toes want nothing to do with each other and his heels it's duck footed something like that um and ben thinks there's nothing wrong with it ask me how many times

i've been standing next to ben and seriously went to go like to the bar or something and tripped over his his foot is always in my fucking way and sometimes i make ben when we're at home, I force him. I'm like, stand with your toes facing straight. I wish, I'll take a picture next time. Because he looks so wrong. He can't, his knees, like it's a full body strain to get his toes just facing north. It starts at the knees. Yeah. Because here it says, out-toeing or being duck-footed is a condition marked by feet that point outward instead of straight ahead.

Yeah. out towing or being duck footed is a condition marked by feet that point outward instead of straight ahead yeah it's most common in toddlers and young children who typically outgrow it by age eight no adults can also become duck footed as a result of a sedentary lifestyle poor posture oh my god injury or other causes you guys it's the bane of my existence and so when ben goes to work out at the live method they're like kind of actively working on it you know ben works out with a trainer without shoes on and i think it's all in an effort to get him like righted good luck to him yeah oh my god it's the funniest thing it's it is seriously my least favorite thing about ben but you are right it would get him out of the army do you know how many times i've tripped over his

foot like his foot is always just in my, and he's a big foot too. It's not like his little foot. We're standing next to each other. Let's say we're at like a wedding. We're sitting next to each other. I'm like, hey, should we go get a drink? He's like, yeah. And I start to walk and his foot is just always right in front of me.

Like it's just always doing its own thing. Damn. Maybe that's why you're always falling. I love that. Because he's walking around with his big feet. Literally. And why should he get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get crushed by his big feet. Exactly. You know this was what started as kind of a nuisance this episode just sort of this thing we had to get out of the way before we performed for a sold out crowd at the Beacon Theater

has become a fond memory. A delight. A delight. And that's just what you can expect here. And what you can expect tonight. Yeah. Not to make everyone else who's not coming feel like an irrelevant ugly, but you are. Just for the evening. Yeah, and we've all been there. One night only.

We've all had nights. One night only. One night only. Come on, baby. Come on. So the next time you see us, we will be girls who are officially doing a residency. And I did just see a text message. Like, not that I need to say this.

We released seven tickets because we still had, we had 100 tickets for our friends and family. We released 50. So we ended up with 50. We used, as of this morning, 43 of them. So seven, and they're good seats because they were for our friends and family. So seven tickets. Go try and get them if you can So yeah the next time you see us

We'll just be girls who you know do live shows Live shows It's gross We're in live shows It's gross We're live Well with that You can go

Like wrap it up I gotta pee anyway I feel like if I exert too much energy in the wrap up I'll leak a little bit That's fine. Can I do it in my way? Sure. Like as an honest place?

She did it her way. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast. We've got a busy day. So we're gonna go. Love ya. Bye.