The Toast - Back To Basics Wednesday October 29th 2025

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Jackson, Claude, favorite show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Hump Day, and it is so appropriate that my guest co-hosts today is no guest of all. She's Rome these halls. Someone's cooked here before. It's Jacqueline, Follet, Freebush. Yeah, that's right.

Jacks is back. Pregnant as hell. Your favorite Jerome Dairy is back for Hump Day. Yes. Okay, not my clue. Everybody knew my clue, but there were a couple of people, and I thought this might throw people off. Jack Taylor. Who thought maybe Jacks Taylor was closing. I figured that would be the only other guess, unless you don't know Jacks. Who doesn't know Jacks? No, like Jacks, Jacks is of playing Jacks, of Jacks playing. Oh, the game, Jacks. The game of Jacks. Such an underrated game. If my back wouldn't give out, I would play Jacks right now. If there was a way to play like in a seated cushion chair, it would be the best game ever.

But you have to play on the floor. And for that reason, I'm out. And something like just thinking about, we played, Jackson is such a sleepway camp game. So if you didn't go to sleepway camp, you might not know Jacks. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like you might not know Jacks. It's not like monopoly.

It doesn't have that sort of universal brand awareness. But when I think back to like the years and summers I spent playing Jacks, like, I think that playing Jacks was the happiest I've ever been. in my whole life. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. We need to play jacks. When I come visit you, I'm bringing jacks. I have a good floor for jacks, I feel like. I also like two summers ago when we spent the summer together in the Hamptons, I bought jacks. Nobody played it. Well, you have to get the right jacks because some jacks are not good.

Crapastic, no, we want metal. We want sterling silver. The little ones are not good. No, we need Tiffany's to make jacks. Yeah, we need the best in the base. But speaking of jacks, yes, I am backs for today. Speaking of jacks. So I had started my maternity leave. and the maternity leave hasn't started me. Like the baby didn't really get the notice that the leave started. And like Claude was just like doing episodes and I was like I could pop in on if you need me.

So we made a plan to do it together. So I'm excited. You just can't keep me off this mic. Shout out to Taylor Strecker for taking the boot like a champ. She knows that she'll be back. And also she doesn't watch Dancing with the Stars. And I felt like after last night's episode, like I need to talk about it.

Yeah. So it's better that I save her for like a Tuesday. Yeah, we also podcasted yesterday. Like I just won't stop podcasting. They can't shut me up. You can't shut me up. We did a Patreon episode yesterday of like a full catch up of the last four days because I mean, I don't know how I. Because you haven't been here.

I don't know how like I breathe and then don't podcast about it. It's really hard when we like are off. And I'm like, all these thoughts I have are things that I do. I'm like, who do I tell? Did it even happen? not to, you know, like make everything about me, but I've done two guest co-host episodes and like I'm so tired.

It's insane how much work it is. Like this feels like, this is my job right here right now. This feels like a day off, you know? It feels like a short week. Yeah. Like I don't make me go back tomorrow. Even though actually tomorrow's host slays like big time. Oh yeah.

Tomorrow's host slays big time. And also you guys, my iPad can. materialized. So I had to come back. Just to show you that I knew that it would. I knew that I didn't lose it. I just misplaced it and it has materialized two months later. And my mic flag is still off. That's okay. I'm still like on workers comp for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just wanted to bring my iPad case back. So I came back. And how are you feeling about like labor? You feel like it's going to be, I feel like it's going to be this afternoon. You do. Because it just would be so crazy if you podcasted the day you went into labor.

Like, it's so us. It's so us. No, at this point, well, like for the last few weeks, and also, like, with my... SPD? No, actually, with my cervical incompetence, my other, you know, ailment. The risk is always, like, going into labor too soon with that.

So, like, that's always... So I just always feel like I'm going to go into labor. And, like, now I'm just like, you know what? Maybe I'm not. Maybe I have three more weeks. Oh, you're reverse psychologying the baby. No, I'm not. I'm just like...

Okay, you win. Like, maybe I have three more, like I have three more weeks gone. Listen, the fact that you're a cervical incompetent queen and we're over here, like, just making it till the very end, it's amazing. No, like, I am thrilled to bits. Yeah, no, it's huge. It's like this baby, Slade. Yeah, like, no eviction from me.

Like, take your time. Trust the process. And how big was baby the last time he was weighed? Big. Yeah, that's really crazy. Like a couple of pounds more than Ruby was when he was born. Yeah. You have huge babies.

I know. You don't get enough credit for that. I know. I don't get enough credit for the fact that I birth Charlie at nine pounds, five ounces. That's so crazy. And I do feel like that's on meat that I should bring it up more in every day conversation. I blame you.

So this is me like using my platform so you guys know like nine and a half pound baby like things I did. And what about who chelooch? Harry was seven pounds, 14 ounces, which is pretty average. Yeah. So we'll see what's in store. But like, yeah, I just feel like I don't get enough credit for that. And I'm not annoying enough about it. And I really should be.

Agree. Because that's crazy stuff. Yeah. That's really crazy stuff. Well, we're so glad to have you here. Like, seriously, I can't thank you enough. I know the hardest part of, like, podcasting is getting up, getting dressed and walking up your stairs.

And so, like, we appreciate you. We need you, especially after last night's Dancing with the Stars episode. It's only right that, like, your final, final episode be discussing Jen Afflex, like the end of her postpartum journey on Dancing with the Stars. As her postpartum journey ends, yours begins. That my final episode will be justice for Jen Affleck. I'm not happy to have been right about what I've been saying all season, but it seems as though I've been right about something.

Yeah, that something ain't right. She was so sad last night. She wasn't even sad. She was done. I actually for the first time did not vote for her because I did not think she wanted to be voted for. It was the kind thing to do. She was not acting like someone who wanted to be voted for.

Like usually you go up to the voting booth and you're like, vote for Elle. And she was just like she had her soft smile on all night. She wasn't even faking the megawatt smile. And I was like, Jen, I hear you. We're done here. Yeah, she was very defeated. So is there a TV recap? Is there a story?

Yeah. Fifth and final story going into TV recap of dancing. like dancing with the stars will be our fifth story i feel like that's been working for the group i haven't seen any complaints which is shocking yeah no i i like that i like that um and then what else i watched a little more ina to lill me to sleep last night she was doing um thanksgiving sides i was getting inspired oh i've seen that episode i was getting inspired i also fell asleep to the sweet sounds of miss um what was she oh oh she made the most yeah shaki she most made the most insane dish Jackie what did she make

I was barely watching and then I look up and I'm like, is that a plate of sausage and grapes? It was the biggest plate of huge sausage, like, garnished with grapes. It was really fucking gross. She's really insane. Was the sausage, did it have a special name? Like, um.

Yes, it was a sausage. It was, did it start with like a K? I don't know. Because a couple episodes that I've watched, she's like cooking this like special sausage. Oh, No, that's, not Kilimanjaro, but like. Yes, Kilimanjaro.

Yeah, wait, wait. Kastav, it's kind of like that hat place. Kibbasa. Kibbasa. Wait. Is that right, hold on. Sausage. She's always making kilbasa.

She put kilbasa on everything. Okay, but then I also wanted to look up, Ina Garden, sausage and grapes. Oh, look, I'm not the only person. Roasted sausages and grapes recipe. She's so. Oh yeah, and the picture is exactly what she made. It was red and green grapes in this like sausagey sauce. That's really crazy.

Watch. This is like a cultural dish and I'm being offensive. I'm sorry, it looks disgusting. She's of our culture, right? I just, I want to know like why. Yeah, which show were you watching? Back to basics. And there was nothing basic about that.

Like, it was crazy. Yeah, I had to go find like another season of. Yeah, we season hop as well. Yeah, my season was no longer. it for me she made like a crab dip nacho okay so as the seasons go on you can see she gets really desperate yeah there's so many things you can cook but like cook it again i don't care i know and there's 18 seasons so it's like hard to do basics 18 times so the beginning episodes are better recipes but lower quality but it's like the 80s so it's like really blurry and then you get later

and it's super high quality she's got like fancy guess and she's making sausage of grapes like and you can't win. Yeah, yeah. But I was enjoying Thanksgiving. I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year, which I'm really- But did you talk to Olivia about that? Yeah. Okay. We have, we're aligned. Okay, because she's making the turkey. She's making the turkey. Okay. That's how we do it here. Okay. In Florida. Liv makes the turkey. I make the sides and I, like, I'm excited to host here. And I'm already like buying shit. Love that. Like I've been on Williams Sonoma. And it's like, do I take the plunge and get Thanksgiving plates? I mean, you live in a house, so like, why'd you move to a house if you're not going to get Thanksgiving plates?

I know, but then that means I'm hosting every year. If I get Thanksgiving plates, it means I'm hosting every year. No, so I think let's not get Thanksgiving plates. Not turkeys on. Let's get autumnal plates. That way you can use them for a couple of months. And if you don't host Thanksgiving that year, the plates still get some use if you make a chili. That's true.

I could get like, like plaid, maybe, like, Like a green plaid, like very Shannon. Okay, Trey McDougal. So. Trey McDougal, but it doesn't match my table. My table's pink. I guess I could use a tablecloth. I cannot think of plaid without thinking of the Highland Flig.

That's so funny because for me now, it's Shannon's sitting room. Such a beautiful room. Like such a beautiful room, such a good reference. Like. To reference or not reference. And just like a great source of inspiration for me. And it's funny because when she buys like, like she did all of Easter.

She decked out her house. She was like, I feel like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't love plaid. I just want to say for your plates. Okay, but so you think I should get like seasonal plates? Yeah. You know where I need to go.

Can you get them from home goods or not you have to get them from Tiffany? No, no, that's what I was just about to say. Like I shouldn't get them from William Sonoma. I should go get them from home goods. But I don't think I can go to home goods with SPD. No, you know what? When I fly down, I'll go to. home goods and just like face time you okay okay yeah that is that sounds good and that will be so fun

and i'll get a couple nice things from williaman but you know blend just a couple just a couple just a couple things well we're here to do the fast five we're here to do dancing with the stars so if it's all right with you like i'm ready yeah sure silence we caught up so much on the patreon yesterday we did if you guys like want more girlie swirley chit chat like it's all there on the patreon dot com slash the toast and if you need to know what the last four days have looked like from jack And if you're looking for like a really, really in-depth analysis into Ina Garten's back to basics. We literally, it's all we talk about it. We literally cannot stop talking about it.

Well, it's weird that we're both watching it. And I'm sorry, but she just elicits a lot of strong opinions. She's crazy. And I didn't even say this on the Patreon, but I had said it to you. Like, I can't watch Jeffrey anymore. Like without bowling over laughing. Like you have ruined Jeffrey for me. Oh, that's funny.

Like I was in bed with his. Zach, we were just like watching Ina. And I'm like sitting there, they're having their grilled cheeses outside. And I'm laughing so hard. And he's like, what are you laughing at? I'm like, it's just funny because like Claudia makes fun of him and it's funny. He is the worst. I can't you really ruin the show for me.

You're welcome. And you've ruined Jeffrey. I can't wait for you to get to sausage and grapes. I hope I never, it never finds me. I didn't jump around though. Like when she's doing some weird shit, like I'm out of here. But you're going to jump into sausage and grapes. Like that's what happens.

What season are you on? I don't know. But if anyone's looking to get in on this journey with us, it's on HBO Max and there's 18 seasons. Like it's literally amazing. And you know who I blame for this? Bad. Netflix.

Because I got kicked out of Netflix. Yeah, me too. And I couldn't get in one night. So I was like, I'll go to another app. And I started watching Ina on Max. And that's how we got here. And we can't get out. Oh, but I've also been like cooking accordingly.

Right. Making pargy meals. You saw me last night making salmon. Salmon. And so it's been good. Like overall, I'm eating good. So that's always a good thing. I can clown all I want.

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A relationship is reportedly over for good. They are reportedly not getting back together after briefly rekindling their romance in September. A source said that it is fully over. Good. Like she can seriously do better. I'm so over it. Yeah.

Once there was like the crack in this relationship and I saw the potential on the other side and I really like was questioning the relationship for the first time. Like, is this best for Olivia's self? No, it's not. No, and we need to acknowledge that, like, it was a really good moment for her, right? Like, when they started dating, she was just coming back from the college admission scandal.

And this was a huge step up. Like, I think he really helped in her image rehabilitation, so much so that when we all talk about Olivia Jade, like, we don't even talk about that anymore. And I think the relationship ran its course, and I'm grateful to him for seeing in her what I've seen for years. Yeah. And sort of leveling her up.

But I do think she's out-leveled him now. Agreed. And being like a great part of this journey for her. A thousand percent. A wonderful stepping stone. A thousand percent. But we are moving on to. Glenn Powell?

Higher steps. No, we're not moving on to Glenn Powell. I just want to say I ship wholeheartedly. I don't think they are together, but they were spotted together again. But again. And then you said that they're friends. They are. And he's really good friends with her mom.

Like, I don't know. That's like not the type of guy you date. Actually, that's type of guy you marry. the one who's really good friends with your mom? No, I don't think Glenn's self, but I do think like I, I think like a Sophia and Elliot route. Oh, I love.

Because also, and I know we say this every time, but like Olivia Cheg grew up nice, you know? Obviously her mom is Lori Loflin, but they are billionaires. Her dad is like one of the biggest. Right. So I think a businessman, Boe is a great route. You know, acting is a little unstable.

I don't know if you have like unlimited money, especially, you know, Olivia lives well. And she makes a nice living herself, of course, but we don't want Olivia to work. Like we want her to just retire and just chill. So yeah, businessmen, Bo. I love the Elliott Grange comparison. That's a good one.

Yeah, like business and Boe in the industry. Not a stranger to this lifestyle. Mutual friend. Mutual friend of Sophia Ritchie Grange and Olivia Jade. Jake Shane. Jake Shane needs to get everyone together and get Elliot to call up one of his friends who we went to high school with,

who's single and a nice boy. Maybe we get Olivia Jade to confess. convert too. Maybe Olivia Jade went to that high school. She definitely did. She definitely did. Yeah. We actually have like a lot of recent pargy converts. Obviously, Aaron Foster has been talked about a lot. Um, Sophia, Ritchie Grange and now Dorothy Wang. Well, she's a story. Thanks for spoiling that. I guess I could bump it up. Yeah, bump, give Dorothy the bump. Yeah, you know what? Especially like just to balance the fact that a couple broke up. Another couple got married.

Darcy Wang marries lawyer Brandon Yankowitz in a romantic ceremony in Italy. So, Dorothy Wang is best known from Rich Kids of Beverly Hills or Bling Empire, NYC, if you happen to catch that like I did. Or her iconic episode on the toast where she predicted that Kylie Janer was pregnant with her first baby. I mean, we were like, Dorothy, you're crazy. She was right. She was right. She got married this weekend to a lawyer Brandon Yankowitz. They did a story with Elle of their wedding.

They got married in Florence, Italy. their wedding we kicked off with a rehearsal dinner at the Collegio a la Quirce. She got married at one of the newest, like, it just opened a bears. Yeah. Where was it, Tuscany or Florence? Florence. And then they also had a traditional Chinese tea ceremony to welcome their guests and then a wedding. Like, it was an all weekend affair.

Now, if you've been, I follow Dorothy on Instagram and have you been following, like, her insane beauty. wellness health journey, like to get ready for the wedding. Oh my God, it paid off in spades. She looked insane. The rehearsal dinner dress was insane. The actual wedding dress was insane. Every outfit was the thing that Dorothy is like, you know, and she'll say this herself. Like she's like a super judgmental. Like she like makes fun of everything. And so you know she had to step her pussy all the way up for this wedding because like those who dish it have to be able to take it. Yeah. And literally not one note. She looked insane. Yeah. She did look insane. If she has no fans like I'm dead I have been following her since rich kids and I watch playing empire and I'm just

like obsessed with her and she's just such great TV and we need more of her on our TVs agreed and then most recently she started dating this guy and she converted to Judaism and now they are married and it's just a beautiful story I spoke to her about it like she did a hardcore real conversion she has a Hebrew name it's Dahlia she didn't do a temple a Hava conversion no no she went to the mikva like she went legit she did you get to that part yet of course i did seth rogan oh yeah but like do you get to the mom whose mom joanne's mom what she no okay no well yeah she had a spiritual awakening yeah but i didn't get further than that that's really it oh okay yeah um now something of note morgan stewart didn't appear to be in attendance now it's no secret these two aren't

best friends. And I also think for the show, rich kids, they played up their friendship a little bit more than it was. And everybody just ended up, like, loving them, like, best friends, iconic duo. But it is kind of crazy that she wasn't there. Yes. But it's like a, like, she's two kids. Like, it's a lot to like go overseas for someone's wedding. That's not, like, doesn't mean she wasn't invited, you know? And it doesn't mean. So I actually disagree. Oh, you think it's bad. Because yes, she has two kids, yada, yada. But like, she's Morgan. She goes everywhere. She takes a private chat wherever she wants. She's literally in New York right now. I saw she, like, took a private chat. And she brings her kids, Like she, it's not like for you and I are a regular person to like, yeah, bring your kids.

It's like a whole thing. But like for, it's not the same for Morgan. It's giving not invited, not RSD, no. That's just my take. Interesting. For me, it feels like RSVP no, because I feel like there, we've seen them over the years like be fine. Engage, yeah. Be fine.

And I think it was like a big wedding, I'm assuming. Were any other rich kids there? I don't see. But like who are the other rich kids? Oh, oh, Ezra was there. But of course, they're best friends. we knew that. Was E.J. there? I don't know. Was Johnny there? Was Roxy there? No. I think I know for sure that like her and Roxy don't fuck with each other anymore.

Yeah. Roxie had a falling out. If you watch Rich Kids, literally the best show ever made. Roxy had a falling out with a lot of the girls. Like she was on the outs most. Yeah. But they all did quite well for themselves those rich kids. And then maybe some of the Bling Empire cast was there. Maybe. I saw Cy from Roney was there. Bring back It was gorgeous Andyc Between like

Dorothy's level of taste And style and elegance matched with her You know billionaire status And then like the cultural elements Of bringing together like the Chinese tea And then it was a Jewish wedding I would have expected a Vogue feature here

I just want to say Like Elle is great of course But like Vogue is Vogue Where was her Vogue For me like that's on Vogue Of course You know for missing that Big mistake, huge.

Yeah. But no, the pictures are really beautiful and... Really stunning. Really stunning. Yeah, is it like a viral wedding? Because I see it because I follow her, but like, is it going viral on TikTok and stuff? They actually got married like two, three weeks ago and it was all under wraps. Like, these photos aren't recent.

Right. And so it's like a slow rollout. Maybe waiting for Elle. Maybe waiting for Vogue. And then L, right. Big mistake, huge. Mm-hmm. And W.

No. V.M. H. Mazel Tov to the couple, to the Yankewitz's. Dorothy Yankowitz. It's beautiful. It works. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little sports, celeb news, because Megan and Harry enjoyed a date night at the Dodgers World Series game. I didn't know the World Series was happening between the Dodgers and the Dodgers and the Blue Jays. Yeah, it's like so low-key. I feel like the World Series never really penetrates

pop culture, except for that one time when Justin Verlinder was doing it and then he got married to Kate Upton like the next day. But it always does feel like it has this sort of a relevant vibe to it. And this is just proof of that because, yeah, I only knew about it because Megan and Harry went. Yeah, I feel like it's because it's always the Dodgers. And so, like, it's always the same people talking about

and excited about it. And like if it was like two teams that like never make it to the World Series, then like it would just, more people would talk about it. It's actually such a good point. Not to make everything about me, but do you know I've been to the World Series? No.

In L.A. for the Dodgers. Like when I was in L.A., like a couple of years ago, somebody was like, do you want to go? I have a ticket. I was like, oh, okay. At this point, it's just another Dodgers game. Right.

And Dodger Stadium is so far from like the action. And, like, now in hindsight, I did see like stuff about Show Hey, and I think Justin and Haley were there. Sydney Sweeney was there. What happened with Shohei? No, like he's just doing press because I guess he's in the World Series.

I love him. So, yeah, now that I think back on like what I've seen in the last few days, like everything's coming up Dodgers, I guess because they've been in the World Series. But thanks to Megan and Harry for really letting me know that for sure. And the Blue Jays,

which now makes sense because I did see that Kristen Newscheck. Toronto, Justin and Haley. Kristen Uschek made a custom outfit for BB Rexa to sing the national anthem. At the Dodgers gate, at the Dodgers Blue Jays. So it's a Dodgers shirt with a Blue Jays jacket. Dodgers.

Everything I'm seeing makes sense now. Yeah. Like I said, it shouldn't be this hard for us, like, piece things together. Baseball is just, like, not. Especially being a sports podcast. Right, right. Go, team, go. I'm obviously rooting for the Dodgers because, like, not to be xenophobic,

but every time, like, a Canadian team plays in our league, like seriously scram Toronto Raptors. She doesn't like you. Yeah. With the exception of hockey, because hockey is like indigenous to Canada, with like baseball, basketball,

like get out of here. It's so weird. Like this is American. You're not. Oh, I don't mind you want to join in the fun? No, get out of here. That doesn't bother me. I'm very...

I actually bothers me a lot. I'm just like a woman of the world and I will accept Canadians in our sports. As they are. As they are. Wait, can I get your take? Did you see the pictures of Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau

in their red dress celebrating her birthday in Paris? Like leaving a restaurant? Mm-hmm. What did you think? Because to me, like, it was really impactful. Like, it totally changed what I think about that. I ship so hard. You ship?

Yeah, I thought she looked amazing. I kind of loved this for her. Like, she's so at rock bottom. So it's like, where does she go next? Justin Trude. Canada. Yeah. Like there's only one place to go north.

Yeah. I kind of like it. The thing is to me, like I don't ship, but they make so much sense. Like, yeah. You know they both have like the worst personalities. I think they'll be together forever. Yeah, no, I'm telling you, it's like, it's good. And she look great.

And like, I'm sure he's obsessed with her, you know, like for, because she's like so fabulous. Yeah. And she's obsessed with him because like. Because he's like smart. Yeah, he's just like, They see each other. I think they'll be together forever. Yeah, and I'm here for it.

I'm not like a here for it, but I won't stand in their way. No, I really like it. And it's just like, it's just funny to me. They just make me chuckle. And then was Satya on the podcast when we talked about that? Yeah, I think so. Just like about how skinny she is. Oh, yeah.

So jealous. Yeah, she is really slender. I'm getting bigger by the second. Like I'm bigger than I was when we started this podcast episode. Yeah, she's quite slender. no Claudia you're not getting bigger you look amazing I was insane it's because you're drinking a lot of water like for sure it's the water you're retaining water you're retaining water I'm carrying a lot of water weight yeah speaking of got a stop drinking water no that's so good for you um what was the story oh yeah they were at the

baseball game so regular not harry being an american like this is they don't even have baseball abroad so he was probably so confused. Be like, when I play cricket, like, okay. Yeah. But no, this is what they should do.

Yeah, they're great seats. Yeah. They match and it's all good. Cute. Cute. Are you ready for our next story, which is some more sports news?

Sports-seleb relationship, swirly news. The real reason Taylor Swift is going under the radar at Travis's games has emerged. Because she was just at the most recent one. I saw like a picture of the back of her. She looked so cute. Yeah, she was like in the box.

You could see her on TV like in her box, but we didn't get the walk. We didn't get nothing. So Taylor Swift is reportedly keeping a low profile at her fiance's games because of security concerns. According to the Daily Mail, she quote, has wanted to feel much more protected this year with her security,

especially with her current stalker issues. A source told the outlet on Tuesday that she doesn't want her whereabouts to be known every minute of the day because she wants to be safe and she wants her family. family and friends to be safe. Additionally, he was not having the best season the first few weeks. With all this in mind, she reportedly made a little more natural progression toward being less out there and attracting attention.

Okay, so I think it's more so the second than the first. Because obviously, security is eternally a concern for Taylor Swift. And yes, like, it has escalated a little bit with that freaky guy, like going missing. But I don't think it would make her change, like, that much. They're always, like, had their head on a swivel for this guy and all guys, and she has her armored vehicles. and she only goes to games at the Chief Stadium because they can, you know, accommodate her security needs.

So I think, like, more so in the, it's not, like, good to, like, make a big, like, spectacle of yourself and then, like, your husband's sticking it up big time. It's just, like, it's, like, awkward when you get home. So I think it more so is, like, let's just, like, be low-key, like, you crush it. Like, I'll just be there. Like, it's good. Yeah. It draws more attention to his flop when she's there, like, you know, in her big paparazzi

moment. Yeah, no, it starts to give Jessica Simpson. Yeah. Oh, right. And then, of course, everybody blames her. But no one is blaming her. They're not. Especially because, like, they were together last season.

He didn't play well, but the team played well. Like, you made it to the Super Bowl. So when they, like, first started dating and it was like a bigger, now we're all just like used to it. But like, when they would step out and it would be insane and like literally Travis was overnight, like the biggest most famous person in the world, it did not affect how he played. He played better than ever.

So I think like it called off people to like be like, she's cursing him. And now it's like two years in. So if he's playing bad, that's on him. Right. It has nothing to do with her. So she did escape that. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like also you can't like be at that level for like, you know, every game all the time. It's like exhausting. So I feel like they're just like settling into what regular life looks like for them. Yeah. And you don't, I mean, she does like get dressed up anyways. But like sometimes you just want to like wear leggings. Yeah. Well, she could wear leggings.

That's like football fodder. Yeah. But, you know, she is still wearing her. Her big boots. Her high heels. Right. Like I would have thought like maybe she just wants to go like to her boyfriend's game and like wear leggings. But she's still getting dressed up even when she's not doing the whole kit and caboodle media thing.

Or she's still hiding to make it seem like she wasn't hiding because of plastic surgery. Oh, maybe she's committing to the bit. Yeah, I like that. That's the best theory you've thrown out this far. Yeah. We'll see. Like if she continues this forever, I'll take it back. Yeah.

But if it's like a couple more games just till the filler set. No, but it's like the filler has settled, but now she can't look like. If she came back, it would be so obvious. Right. Well, like, your stalker's still at large, so why are you back? Right. So she's got to, like, see this thing through. Yeah.

And I just know, like, obviously, like, it's so, it must be so terrifying. Like, the stalker, like, the multiple stalkers that she has and, like, the level of freaky that they are. But I just know she sleeps better at night, like, ever since she's been with Travis. like Maddie Healy was not like helping you in the middle of the night at all. Oh my God, I was just watching this show where like somebody gets broken in in the middle of the night. And so like they like shake the wife and they were like, someone's here.

And they got, grabbed his gun and went downstairs. And it got me thinking like let's say there was a God forbid, God forbid to a show a million times. Like I can break in in my house. Like I feel like I would go. Yeah. I would be so afraid.

You actually wouldn't. But like I understand. And like, yeah. I just like don't trust that like Ben would handle it in the right way. Yeah. And he would also like be afraid. He would be like, no, I'm not going. No.

I'll ask him that. He's coming on the toast on Friday for toast to ween. Friday's. You bitches. You bitches aren't ready for toast to we. I'm really excited. I sent Jackie a video of Ben's ghost. Of course he's playing a woman.

And that's all the clues I'm going to give you. I'm so excited. Yeah, that's going to be really. fantastic. It might be like one of our best yet, which makes you upset because you're not going to be here. Well, it makes me excited to just enjoy it, you know? Yeah, yeah. And like, and Halloween and the theatrics that entails, like, takes really a lot out of me. And I don't know, I don't know if I have, like, what it takes to put on the performance that would be needed right now. But I do have an idea for like who you could be in our role play and like maybe you could just record a video.

Okay, cool. Yeah. Cool. Keep, let me know. Do you know who you are? I think I know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's so you. So not me. It's so you.

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Who else? Oh, Dylan. Dylan. Dylan and Elaine. So we'll go. Let's just, first of the Halloween theme, so cute, so fun. I saw a lot of hate for Cheryl Burke. I thought she was an excellent judge.

I thought so too. Maybe. Everyone was like, she's so harsh. Well, first of all, if anyone's allowed to be harsh, it's her. she has walked the walk and talked to the talk. She's been on that stage many times. She has won many times. But I also found sometimes when the judges give critiques, I'm not doubting that they're right. I have no idea what they're talking about. And I felt like Cheryl actually like I knew what she was talking about. Like she was speaking English to me. Yeah. I thought she was a good judge. I would say to

dance with the stars, turn the lights on please. I can't see anything. And yeah, like of course it was Halloween night so they wanted things to be moody. But like I say this all the time, like certain people when they have like a moody dance, you know, they turn the lights, turn the lights on, okay? I'm here to watch the technique. It's hard enough, like with the skirts and the angles. Turn the gar-sh darn lights on. And there were some people where I was like, what a shame. This looks like a beautiful dance, but I can't see.

Right, right. No, that's a valid criticism, I think. So, like, especially to the pros, like, they should make sure that the lights are being kept on. And then that monster dance-a-thon at the end was so stu. That was a real low point. It was a low point. It was getting grease, right?

Yes. So that's like a thing. You know, it's like people do it for charity. It's like a dance-a-thadon. I thought Alex should have won. But other than that, like everyone else looked really, like genuinely stupid. Yeah, no, it was really stupid until the end when it was like just the two couples dancing. And I could really focus on like what they were trying to do here.

And I enjoyed that. But like, that was very odd. So let's go in order. dances, Halloween night dancing with the stars. First, Whitney Levitt and Mark Ballas, they did a Beetlejuice thing. They got 37 out of 40. She was out of sync again. She goes fast. She has like a fast going problem. And she gets so much hate online and I don't agree with any of it. Like sorry she's doing the hardest dances and is the best dancer. Like that's just unfortunate that you don't like her, but that's a truth you can't hide from. I did feel like in her packages, she's like, now we're

getting to the point in the show where people are just like saying stuff do you know what i mean in there like to make like some sort of connection to the dance and i feel like she's just um like not being herself and that's what karyan actually gave her good feedback which is like just like chill like she's taking it so seriously and that's great but i feel like she's not having fun she's so hard on herself like just chill you're gonna win like just chill i don't think she's gonna win actually and i feel like the the hate is like getting to her and even when i like look on twitter at the end of the night like there's so much hate for her.

They wanted her to go home last night. Like this girl is the best dancer. And if she doesn't have a lot of fans on her side, she's not going to win. So she has to dance even harder. And she is like a perfectionist, like a crazy person. That's who she is.

That is her being herself. Yeah. So I actually appreciate that she just like owns it. And it's like, yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy. And we're going to dance hard. Yeah. But then I think it makes her like mess up a little bit,

like the tempo. Yeah. But it's also like when you get nervous, you go fast. Like you talk fast, you sing fast. Like it's just, that's her thing. That's her like, you know, she's not perfect. Achilles heel.

Yeah. So I feel for her because she is getting a lot of hate. It's so unwarranted. Why? Because she is a good dancer because she has experience. And also they just don't like her. Like, we watch a show. I feel like a lot of the people who like don't like her dancing with the stars don't watch

Secret Lives, right? Yeah, right. And it's like, yeah, she's the villain on her show. But like, it's a show. She's also not the villain anymore. But like, it's a show. Like grow up. Yeah.

This is a different show. Yeah, right. It's called compartmentalization. All the swirlies were in attendance. I saw Jessie, Lila, Macy. They were in the ballroom, which is fun. I feel like they were filming their show in L.A. this week and everyone came out. Yes.

And I feel like it was dramatic. And both girls, like, had a bad week. Yeah. Not because they were filming, but like, whatever transpires on Slamu this week, we'll see, like, they were not okay. The Mormon wives were not okay last night. I think also up until this point, they've both been filming dancing with the stars

while being full-time moms and content creators. And then I think this week the show came to L.A. And they had to also film the Hulu show. And I think with that added responsibility on top of what are full plates, I think it kind of broke them both. Yeah. In terms of like responsibilities and time management.

Yeah, because Whitney, like you could see, had broken down a little bit. She like tried to explain that she's like not doing her best, but then of course she gets hate like, oh, you can't do two reality shows and. Right, she doesn't want to say like, I'm struggling because then it's like, well, you're not grateful. No, and it's like, oh, you have to make content and film two shows. Like, what about the coal miners? And it's like, both can be hard.

Two things can be true. Right. And they're both like moms. It is a lot. Like, it's insane. So I think it was a hard week for her, but she danced great and she's a good dancer. She'll be okay. Jordan Childs and Ezra So said they got 34 out of 40.

they danced to Elastic Heart. I thought it was a good dance. Oh, I didn't. I thought that harness thing was really stupid. And Jordan is the type of dancer who doesn't need, like, silly props like that. And Carrienne was right. Like, unless the prop is executed perfectly, it just becomes a distraction. And up until the point where they, like, ripped the rope off and she was no longer

harness. Like, it was bad and stupid. I didn't realize it was bad and stupid until they said that, you know? It was bad and stupid. Like I thought, like, if they had given her all tens, I'd have been like, yeah, that was really something. Yeah, right, right, right. I just do like whatever the judge is telling me to know. Next, Andy and Emma, 28 out of 40, they dance to, what was it, Beethoven?

It was fucking funny. Once again, every week, I'm like, okay, this is the week. Again, he's going home. But you know what? And I was actually, me and Ben were like, he was doing a good job. Like, I feel like his dance was technically a little bit harder. And he aced the footwork. and obviously he's not the hardest or best dance as anybody else,

but once again, like he continues to improve. He continued to make me chuckle. I was sufficiently entertained, and I'm sorry, like I voted for him 10 fucking times. Yeah, who'd you vote for last night? Just Andy.

I voted for Andy. Oh, and Alex. And I think Elaine I voted for. I wasn't going to because I was like, this isn't fair, but then I actually liked her dance. I didn't vote for Elaine because, I'm sorry, I think you should go home if you don't perform at the show.

I was, called me crazy. I was ready to be like, no. But I don't know, like something in her dance, like she just won me over. And I'm like, wait, she has to say. And to be clear, I love Elaine and I want her to go far. But I think it's just for me, the baseline is like you have to be at the show to get to the next round. Or they should have just like pushed her through, not shown any of her dance and just been like, she'll go on to the next week.

Like, yes. But her technically competing against Jen and then Jen going home, like, that's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not because we'll get to Jen. Yeah, no, and I'm like, I don't want them to go home ever. Like, I know any week, like, he could go home, but like, that's just not interesting to me, him going home. No, and then there's, like, a fan theory that, like, Andy's being held there against his well. And I am actually glad he addressed that head on.

Yeah, no, I feel like a lot of them, it's like, they're having fun that, you know, no one wants to go home, but it's like when this ends, I'll be happy. Right. And he's saying he doesn't feel that way. So I'm going to trust him. I can't wait to see him on the cover of People magazine because he's definitely lost weight. He was looking trim last night and his black priest to get up.

Yeah, he was. Then Elaine and Allen, they got 32 out of 40 using a rehearsal footage. It would have been good. Yeah. Next, Danielle Fisiel and Pasha. 33 out of 40. What does she do again? I'm sorry, this is going to be really mean,

but I feel like recently, like she's just extremely forgettable. Yeah, she's very mid. Not bad or good. No, like in any given episode, like it's between her going home at this point, Andy, Elaine, and Jen. And now, like, we'll get through these next four eliminations.

Those are the next couples to go home. And it's just like we have the top tier and then the bottom tier. And like she is now in the bottom tier. Yeah. And that's all it is. but she's having fun. Yeah, no, she's so cute.

She's like a nice lady. Yeah. But it doesn't like get the crowd going. No. Also, Carrienne and Derek fighting the girls were fighting last night. I feel like actually Derek was frustrated. I don't even notice I guess like every time it was time for him to talk. Like Carrienne had went on a little long and that cuts into his time.

So he was like, I'm getting no time to speak tonight. Like oh. And like that's just not Carian's problem. Sorry. I like didn't care. Like show us like one less gimmicky package. Cute. Everyone can talk a little longer.

Right. Next, Robert Irwin and Whitney Carson. Oh, his was good with the blood on his face. Yeah, he's, it's kind of a winner. Yeah, she's a winner. Yeah. She's a winner. I like how you refuse to let me give him a compliment ever.

You're always like, well, it's her. Well, because she's just so good. Like, so it's sad for him that I don't even see him because I'm just like she could, like, she's just like holding the whole thing together. But you know what? I actually feel like his strength is that like you don't look at him because he's in ballroom dance it's very traditional like you're not supposed to see the guy like his strength is that you don't look at him. I agree and her strength is that like she's drawing all eyes to her. Yeah. Yeah it's kind of perfect.

He's definitely top four. Oh for sure and the show loves him. I've been learning more about like the show dynamics you know because now my algorithm knows that I'm watching dancing with the star so I get Oh yeah. I saw a recap that was like the dating history of the entire crew. I get served like yeah stuff from like the history. I get served a lot of old dancing with like best moments, which I love to see. And it goes to show you like how good it could be. So like everyone step it up.

But apparently like Robert and Whitney are like, that's who ABC would want to win this season. They are like favored. The urban family just like has a very close relationship with dancing with the stars. It's like that's, if they rigged it. A global audience. If they rigged it, like, that's who they would want to win. So, um, just keeping that in mind, you know?

That is important. They get good, saw, like, they just get the goods. Yeah. Um, next, oh, Jen and Jan, they got 32 out of 40. They danced to look what you made me do. Okay. Now, I say this, I don't know much about ballroom dance, but like, I know what I saw was like so fine.

I didn't understand like the immediate critiques. But, you know, let's not even acknowledge the fact that she's postpartum and nobody gives her any fucking grace. Just face value. Like, it was so fine. I don't even know what the critiques were like. They couldn't even just say it was good. Now let's give, you know, a little bit of context. You know, Carrie Ann's always talking about how Elaine's age is so inspiring and it's all great for her age.

Well, it's like, okay, that's like a caveat. Where's Jen's? Yeah. She got birthday weeks ago. Jen got the same score as Elaine. It's absurd. Yeah. And I could tell, like, she, I know she thought she did, she did a good job.

I also think the judges don't like Yon. So she thought she did a good job. And the second they started critiquing her, like, she just, she was fucking done. And I'm glad she went home. I could actually see a world in which she had asked to be sent home. Because obviously she's not like a winner. And like you said, there's like three or four people who are like going to go home. And then it's going to be like who of the top, you know, five.

There's five couples in contention. Jordan, Dylan. Whitney, Alex, and Robert. Robert. So yeah, the other three, it's like, well, who's going home first? So I actually could have seen her saying, like, this is no longer worth me spending so much time away from my family. This is not bringing me joy. Like, please let me go home.

And I could see them being like, sure, you know, it's either you this week or next week. And no, I feel like she told the audience that with her face. Like, usually she's like up in the box like, yay, vote. Like, and she didn't smile with teeth at all after she danced. Everything was like a subdued smile. And she was defeated. This was the first week I did not vote for her because I did not think she wanted me to vote for her.

I could tell like the second they started speaking, she just turned off. Like, yeah, and you know what? I'm glad she's going home. Like this is not a good use of her time anymore, especially if it's time away from her family. Did you see her post-show interview with Jan where she said she's like moving to L.A?

Moving to L.A. No, don't do it. Well, I'm glad that her and Yon have a, good relationship because there's been like a lot of criticism about him being paired up with her. Did you talk about Max? I think I did, but let's talk about it now. Max Chermikovsky. Yeah.

He has like an OG retired pro. Yeah, he has a podcast with his wife who's also a retired pro. And he said that Jan has no business being a pro and that he's not. It's offensive. He's not like coaching. He went really hard. He went really hard. And like I would just say like it's just not fair. when anyone's a first season pro, like, to make up these dances.

So how do we ever expect? Right. But it's not like there's something wrong with Yon in particular, but it's like, no. They should get sort of like some sort of training, better training, so that they could operate and like give to their star what pros like Val and Whitney are able to give. And I think in your first one or two seasons,

you should be paired with somebody who needs a little less coaching. Like Whitney and Jen should have had sweat. Wopped partners. A woman like Jen who is so freshly postpartum and is doing this like on such a whim should be with a Mark Ballas, like someone who's just experienced and crushes it. Yeah, or even like Pasha. Literally anyone else. Pasha. Pasha. What about Pasha? So I thought her dance was good. I didn't know what the hubba was about, but you know what? I'm glad that she's waking up and not going to rehearsed today. Yeah, and I am worried about her and I've been worried about her and I think I was on to something. Yeah. I know people thought I was projecting. No, no. I was just putting myself in

her shoes. No. Is that projecting? I don't think so. And then the last dance was Alex. Well, no, two more. Alex and Val. They got the best score of the night, 39 out of 40. It was a good night for Alex. We've been saying that she needs a breakthrough moment and she finally had it. I thought her dance was amazing. She took it so seriously. I like respect how much she is dedicated to doing this and doing it well. I think now she's like a real contender for Whitney. Like I do think Alex really could win because she does have the fans.

And she's improving. Like Whitney's just been good the whole time. If I think she's like slipping a little bit now. Like Alex has gotten better and better and better and better. And I think this week was really important for her. I do have one criticism. And I know that she didn't get great scores for her wicked dance because they said it wasn't like technically difficult.

But I just loved Alex. is this like young hot thing. All her dances are so dark and moody. Like physically dark, but also visually dark. And I liked popular because it was fun and bright and TikToky. And like, that's Alex.

I need Val to do a little bit more of that for her. But I think also when she does things that are obvious, like even when they did Disney Night, like you would expect her to be Cinderella. Yeah. And she's Maleficent because she doesn't want to just do like what's so obvious and like corny. But I like.

But like sometimes things are clear. for a reason. Yeah. So like give us the goods. Give us just like one full like Barbie moment please. Yes, exactly. She crushed it. I love her. I voted for her and Andy. I don't know why I didn't vote for her. I guess I did. And I think she should have won that stupid monster mash thing. I think she was still at the top of the leaderboard so it didn't matter. But she should have won that hers was better. Yeah. Who could know who's this better. I didn't know where to look. At this exact moment, she is my prediction for the winner. Wow. Our last dance was Dylan and Daniela. They got 35 out of 40. Dylan broke his nose. She danced blindfolded. I thought it was a

really good dance, but you said it wasn't. I did not like it at all. I thought it was like really compelling. She's such a good dancer. She's so intense. Yeah. And she's really good with her partners. Like she brings out the best in her partners. I've been seeing a lot of her and Imon Schumpert. Me too. Well, they won, which was like a huge upset. Yeah. And that's, and that's, That's like because she's an amazing pro and like choreographs amazing dances. Now people are not going to like what I have to say. And I'm going to say it anyway. I have a really hard time believing that these two are not like falling in love.

I don't know if they've, you know, stepped out and taken that next leap yet. But you know, it's always weird how much the pros like hug and kiss one another when they're getting their scores and whatever. And these two have stopped like touching each other almost like in an effect, in an, in an, attempt to like throw us off. Yeah. But it's making me more suspicious how not touchy they are. It's like, well, everybody else is touching because nobody else is anything tied. And you guys like used to touch.

Yeah, right, right. I thought his dance was bad. You don't like him. I don't. I do not like him. And that picture they put up of him in the ocean did not help. That was weird. Derek Huff almost shaving his head on live television was weird.

Yeah, so they used it as an opportunity. There must be some sort of synergy with People Magazine, but both Dylan Fron and Derek Huff won their categories for people's sexiest tattoo person, tattooist. And Derek was over 40, or the 40-year-old sexy. Dylan was tattoos? Yeah, and that's why everybody's saying, like, why did they show that picture of him with his ass up in the ocean?

You couldn't even see his tattoos. His arms were underwater. Oh, I'm cracking. up. People Magazine is so funny. SMA, like, will always be the best thing ever. SM, motherfuckerane. That was weird. There was a lot going on in last night's episode. But you know what? I think as there are less contestants, they like fill the two hours more. That's like, what, eight minutes that we lose of a package. Right. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I think we get to a point where everybody dances twice. Cool. And that's really hard on the dancer. So I'm actually

glad Jen left. What about longer dances? No, they do too. I'm interested to see that. I don't know if they do this concept for a week, but you know what they should do. Partner swap. That would be interesting. It would be.

But I think that goes against, like, you're a team. Just giving them ideas. That would be, like, Travis playing for the bills. Did they say what next week is? Rock and roll, Hall of Fame. Is that what they do? said. Yeah, and then they said rock and roll Hall of Fame or Flavre is the guest

judge. Fun. When she said rock and roll Hall of Famer, I was like, is it going to be Brett Michaels? Is it going to be Stephen Tyler? Flavor Flav. What I also liked about this episode, it felt like most of the contestants were doing the same style of dance and I felt like I was really able to judge it's fair. Like fairly of contemporary spooky dances. Yeah, contemporary and spooky. I think rock and roll is going to be like also like more like darkness and hard.

You not like job? Where's the Barbie theme? Give Alex the Barbie theme. Yeah, so right now she's my prediction for winner. Who do you think will be top four? I feel like the fourth spot is, like it's going to be Whitney, Alex, and Steve. Robert.

And then the fourth spot is between Jordan and Dylan. I think Jordan gets it. But that's just because I'm blinded by my dislike. I just feel like he has a lot of, like, I feel like there's a lot of, like, fanfare for him. But there is. No, there is. People are obsessed with him.

So, like, I get hate for my takes, but sorry, my takes are my takes. But she is a better dancer. Then who? Him. Well, yes, she's the pro. Oh, I thought you meant Danielle. I'm like, well, it's kind of like the point of the show. Are you new here?

I am, actually. Jordan. Like, Jordan is going to. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah, no, sorry, he's, he's fifth.

I do feel like he's sort of, like, maxed out on his, like, growth potential. Internet, like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks for being here. It's been an absolute pleasure being by your side again, and you're always welcome. If you're not in labor next week, like, you're always welcome back.

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