The Toast - Bad Gal Mimi: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. A very special Tuesday cuz your girlies are back in studio. Yeah. Back in studio. So exciting to be with my swirly. Back in each other's arms. But we've been doing like so good and funny remote. No, the way I've never been more sure of our talents. Like I feel reinvigorated. The remote has been just now I'm like worried. Is the remote magic usurping the studio magic?

No, no. Never. The thing is, the magic lies within. It's so true. No matter who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you're toasty. Like, you and I are the magic, no matter the format. Like, I feel very confident in that. I do feel confident in such things.

Plus, we have really great stories today. I mean, the world literally, the second we stopped recording, I'm uploading yesterday's episode, people notification, people notification, people notification. All day, rolling in. And then the biggest news of all the new spritz flavor the new spritz flavor dropped today when this episode is up it will be available to shop at spritzsociety.com slash clausen pickle now let's give a little backstory because people

were like wait i'm having deja vu is this real are you pranking us again two years ago and i literally told ben this was going to happen last year no it was two years ago two years yeah last year like not this past april yeah before oh i guess okay then it's like a year and a half um two April Fool's ago we did like an April Fool's joke like our new flavor is pickle and I'm like Ben I'm telling you I think people are actually gonna want that he's like no it'll be funny I'm like okay I know nothing not a businesswoman you know what do I know I'm just a slowly housewife and of course we announced it. People were like, I know this is April Fool's,

but like, is it weird that I'm devastated? You know, pickle, the pickle community is strong. And either you get it or you don't. And so that led us on our journey to being like, I think we actually have to do this. So we actually reached out to a bunch of pickle brands and Clausen was so excited about it. Clausen is kind of like the most iconic pickle.

Like the jar is so recognizable. And they were like, let's do it. Like Like let's make a pickle wine. And we did. It took a really long time to like get the formula right. Cause it's a very, um, it's a delicate thing. It's a, yeah, it's a acquired taste. You don't like me acquire some taste. So we can now officially launch today at noon. By the time this episode comes out, it'll already be up at spritz society.com slash Klaassen pickles, our pickle wine. Now, I know a lot of people saying, Claudia, there's no way that you would drink this. And to that I say, you know, you'll have to wait and see the taste test that we filmed.

You filmed the taste test? You'll have to wait and see. You know, I'm not going to spoil it. It'll be available on our socials, you know. You'll just have to wait and see. I have not tried this yet, obviously. Why? Why, Jackie?

Is there something you want to share with the class? I'm pregnant. So, 34 weeks today. But I've smelled it. And it smells so good. I love pickles. Oh, and a fun fact about me. Up until this moment, I'd never had a pickle.

Did you do a TikTok? Yeah, of course. Of having a pickle? No, no, having the pickle spritz. Oh, for sure. But you also need to have a pickle. Did you do a TikTok? Yeah, of course. Of having a pickle? No, no, having the pickle spritz. Oh, for sure. But you also need to have a pickle for the first time. Maybe I'll add that to my list. Have a Klassen pickle.

And I mean, it doesn't get better than Klassen. No, it doesn't. And it helps that it kind of sounds like Claudia. I knew that this partnership was speaking to me for a specific reason, but I couldn't figure out why. So it's spritzsociety.com slash Klassen pickle. It's only available online. It is super limited.

So like pickle girlies, get in line. So that's Spritz Society dot com slash Klaus and Pickle. It's only available online. It is super limited. So like Pickle Girlies, get in line. Yeah. So that's kind of what's making today like big headline news. What else is making today headline news? Jackson Claude back in the studio. Jackson Claude back in the studio. It's a pleasure to be here. So great that you're here.

I know it takes a lot for you to get here. We really appreciate it. Yeah. No, but it's good. I feel my best in the mornings. I just deteriorate throughout the day. By the evening, like I cannot move. It's so crazy.

I can't even sit on the couch comfortably. I can barely lay in bed comfortably. That just sounds horrible. It's horrible. And then sleep is restorative. In the morning, it's like, okay. Is it good sleep? It's been good sleep.

Last night wasn't great because Harry woke up and slept with us, which was amazing. Oh my God. You know, Harry, not to make everything about me, Harry slept with me one time. He did? In the night? Oh, he took a nap on you once. And it wasn't even a scheduled nap.

He just felt so safe and comfortable in the arms of his auntie. He just passed out. You also, like, had him watching a movie and... Do not diminish the nap heard around the world. Like, that is something I will not stand for. Okay, I won't. I'm going to ask you something crazy. Have a sip of your water.

Sure. Let me take one sip first. And then you'll never sip it again? No, no, no. Just in case. No, I'll do a waterfall. Okay. But that just made me thirsty.

Oh, okay. Oh, speaking of thirsty, and this is like not a dig towards anyone. I don't know if you saw it. Did you see that Bethany and Jill released a podcast episode together? I saw that they were going to. It came out last night. I listened to like a little bit of it this morning just to like see what the vibes were. And it was very much like,

you know, Bethany in charge, Jill groveling, like Bethany telling Jill everything she did wrong, how she fumbled the bag as a housewife. She could have been a star.

It was like kind of mean. That's crazy. No, granted, I didn't listen to the whole episode but they were talking about just like their journey at a glance and I don't know,

it felt like, oh my God, how many times we're going to beat Jill down for like, yeah, okay. She was hard on you. She was hard on you.

She was unforgiving. We still have to talk about it 15 years later. I know. I was like, it was a time warp for sure. Oh, that's crazy. Did they talk about the new show? They might have. I didn't get there.

Also, the new show in the five minutes that I watched, like a big storyline Is one of the girls Erin plans a group dinner For the group And two of the girls Don't go because The restaurant she chose Is like not cool

Tacky yeah And they kept Beeping out the restaurant They don't want to be sued I don't know I feel Sued for saying what Like it's

Not cool It's not cool anymore It's past its prime Anyways I didn't like Care too much What the restaurant was I figured it was like Something like Bagatelle or something. I don't know.

Some place I don't have. Connection to. A connection to. And instead the two girls went to Casa Cipriani. And now it's emerging that the restaurant they were talking about is Catch. And I just take that shit personally. So, I mean, what were they saying about Catch? Is it entirely factually incorrect no to be honest i feel like

it makes the girls look i i don't i didn't watch the episode i i cannot tell any tell you anyone's name except for uba my queen and of course jenna lyons all the other girls they're all britain they're all um jess whatever like they're all the girls like i don't know but the ones who were like ragging and like not going to a dinner like it makes like in my opinion i know they're all the girls like I don't know but the ones who were like ragging and like not going to a dinner like it makes like in my opinion I know they're trying to be funny and like you know elite housewives of New York it makes them look like losers just go to the dinner right and also it's like catch was really popular and trendy she was like it's not 2005 anymore yeah um it was really popular and trendy but it's also really good like even though it's not at its height right

now like you go the food's good the music good the vibe is good and by the way i'm sure that they are limited in the restaurants that they could film at they didn't they weren't filming erin said she just couldn't get like a big reservation so last minute she just like books somewhere yeah we love catch no by the way catch literally raised us we were literally spending every weekend there when we were in college no i mean that's literally what they're saying. No, I know. But even now, like when we would have a GNO like a year ago, we would go to Catch.

No, but if I'm trying to meet a new group of girls, like whatever, we just are picking a place to go eat. And like a few of the girls won't be seen at that restaurant. Like nobody cares more about image than me. And like even I think that's like so extreme. Yeah. And like really mean. Yeah. To the girl who planned it and undeserving of catch I feel like there are other restaurants that are really over

hype that like maybe were trendy at one point but weren't actually good yeah like catch is the goods no I completely agree I saw this whole saga and I think it's actually good because I don't know if anyone would have like cared that much about the roni reboot but this is like an interesting storyline everyone trying to figure out and maybe that's why they did it to create intrigue about what restaurant it was but it's got me interested justice for catch is all i want to say i love catch even still and yes back in the day that's what they're saying was cool back in the day and we used to go all the time but every time i go still and they have catch steak now we just always have the best time no and what are we always saying things are popular for a reason right and catch i think is a prime example of that well it may not

be the coolest spot now like like, good is good. Good food is good food. Good vibes are good vibes. Yeah. Good drinks. Good drinks. Like, good everything. Yeah.

Okay, so Beyonce's not going to be there. Do you even want to eat next to Beyonce? No one would be looking at you. That's true. And instead they went to Casa Cipriani. Which, like, okay, is so cool. Members only. Like, I just, like, I kind of hate people like that.

Like, so, like, too cool for school. You wouldn't even go to a restaurant. You can't spend, like, one night at a restaurant that's not your favorite restaurant. And they might not even be like that in real life. Maybe they're trying to put that out for the show, which is even more illusory. A hundred percent.

So, you know what? Maybe I'll watch. Yeah, I wanted to finish the episode, but I couldn't sit on the couch anymore because my butt hurt and my back hurt and my belly episode, but I couldn't sit on the couch anymore because my butt hurt and my back hurt and my belly hurt. So I didn't. I watched a little bit of Young Sheldon.

I finally finished my nonfiction book, Jenny, by Ralph Martin. I think it was a thousand pages. Damn. I started in December. I was reading it for weeks in December. It's like a biography about Churchill's mother. You probably, if you were listening to Toast in December, you probably remember me talking about it.

Oh, I do. I do remember. Jenny. Yeah. Jenny! Yeah. I read it for a few weeks in December, but then I was like, I'm making no headway. I need to reach my Goodreads goals.

Like, I need to move on. I need to move on with my life. That's so real. So I shelved it for a while. You young shelved it. I young shelved it. Then last month, there was a historical fiction book about her that Churchill woman so I was like let me read that I clearly was not at the level of the book I thought I was I read that and I found it lacking I was like I need

the real story I need the back to the OG I went back to the OG and like every night I've been challenging myself to read at least one chapter and I finally finished it. And how good does it feel? It feels so good to have that marked off and not sitting on my current really reading. Like that should really count as two on Goodreads, you know? I know. Something like that. But then you also have Small Winds Where Can't Bring Counselor Counts. Jessica Simpson's, you know, chapter. Jessica Simpson's 30 page book. I also read last night. I read the book for my book club. What's it called?

Happy Place by Emily Henry. I went into it with a bad attitude, like really horrible. Like I think Emily Henry books are really overhyped. And not me like being 50% of the way through and absolutely loving it. So much so to the point where I couldn't put it down. Wait. I'm in shock. I finished it. So much so to the point where I couldn't put it down. Wait, I'm in shock. I finished it. I can't recall a time in recent memory where somebody is so fumbled. Like the second half of the book was the worst book I ever read. Like it was shocking. I felt like I picked

up another book. I tried to sleep, but I couldn't sleep. I'm like, all right, let me finish it. I felt like I picked up another book. I was shocked. So you didn't like it no no no oh my god wow this has been a journey yeah no it was a journey like I went into it such a hater changed my mind and it's like you know she was right to hate that's kind of the lesson like trust your instinct yeah well I finished it for book club and I feel like you know you'll be able to participate in book club another one off the goodreads where are you at in your 2020 oh that's a good question i'm definitely halfway i think i'm on track i'm on track if not but i didn't include camper and counselor like but you've read it i guess i have include it treat yourself you think yeah 100 i am at 28 i'm at 28 also but you have two

cheats in there not to be rude and. And all your books are fucking cheats. No, they're not. All your books are cheats. They're not. They're not. Fucking rude. Don't be fucking rude. All your books are cheats.

Like, we're not the same. Yeah, we're not. I don't put children's books on my good reads. You just read children's books for every book. Ah! I don't think the children, it's appropriate for them to read what I read. No, certainly not. So they're not children's books. Certainly not but you read like pdfs. Wow pdfs not true. I read scholastic works of art. Sure. So that's what I did last night and

that's what you did last night. What's your goal for the year? Well it automatically sets to 50 but I have to beat last year. Last year I did 60 did 60 mine's 40 you're well on your way and you're going to be in like your breastfeeding postpartum era like i think you'll i didn't read a lot last time in that era um just brains turned off brain is turned off oh yesterday for business we were so busy we recorded a podcast episode for the patreon if you want to go listen to it general q a we haven't caught up with everyone like people you know we've know, modeling, doing so many things. Everyone's like, you know, dying to keep up with us. So we just caught up with everyone.

General Q&As are the patrons. We've done polls. They're the favorite type of episode that we do. You can ask us questions about like any topic, anything. And things are popular for a reason. And things are popular for a reason. So we really got into a bunch of different stuff. And it was really fun.

It was a busy day yesterday. I spent a lot of time with Harry. What's better than that? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. And he was like kind of, would you say, taken with me? Yeah, he was enjoying his time.

We were all coloring. It was amazing. You like Bogart-ed his coloring book. Yeah, until like Harry put the crayon in his mouth. And then it was like. He had nowhere else to put it because you took his coloring toys. I like Bogarted his coloring book. Yeah, until like Harry put the crayon in his mouth. And then it was like. He had nowhere else to put it because you took his coloring toys. I like low key love to color. And not this like adult coloring book.

Like no, I like simple children's coloring books. No, just like mindless coloring. Just doodling. Maybe I do like children's books. Maybe I do. Maybe you do. Full circle. Mindless doodling.

Yeah. It is really nice. It's good. It takes the brain, you Mindless doodling. Yeah. It is really nice. It's good. It takes the brain, you know, to creative places. Yeah. It was nice. It was nice. So it was a gorgeous day.

Oh, you know, I walked a lot yesterday because, like, I met, I had a lunch and then I, whatever, I was walking around and I'm like, this might be the first time in my life, like, I'll actually do 10,000 steps. Okay. I walked so much not me getting into bed in like 6,500 how the fuck do they tell people to walk 10,000 steps a day like I have a very you know flexible job a flexible life are people who walk 10,000 steps a day unemployed like seriously where are they doing that I don't know Zach used to take so many steps in a day but he also like

paces a lot on his own calls like Like that shouldn't count, but it does. But it does. Yeah. But you like, aside from that walk that you did, those two big walks, like you are sedentary the entire day. But aren't most people? Like we have to work. I guess not.

Okay. Yesterday I had, let me look. My step count is abysmal right now. What was yesterday? As it should be. Yesterday was Monday. 6,700. 6,700. And like when I tell you I walked all day. Yeah I'm sorry. So and I walked well over a mile. So we're supposed

to be walking over a mile a day? I guess so but also studies have come out that this 10,000 step count thing is like extremely arbitrary. It was like a marketing tool. Well that Fitbit for sure. And I also don't really understand like I don't believe that my phone is truly like a perfect pedometer it's not and like sometimes you go to the bathroom without your phone like you forget it there's a couple steps yeah but it's like you're counting on your bathroom steps to get you to 10,000 like you're so far off everything counts and with the frequency I go to the bathroom I well you yes I deserve those you should wear a pedometer then like a Fitbit or an Apple watch I used to wear an Oura ring right then I lost it right but yeah if you want more accurate step count get a tracker thing get a grip what are the wearable tech right that was a crazy time

when like everyone was wearing Fitbits it was like the biggest baddest thing and everyone was just like monitoring their hearts all the time. Well that's what people do with Apple Watch now. Yeah but like Fitbits Started it. Whoop. And then remember Like there was that study that came out that like After like years of Fitbit popularity And like literally everyone owning a Fitbit that um. People were actually gaining

Weight. No and like all of the data was Completely inaccurate. Oh no I didn't See that. I saw that people were actually gaining Weight because they like they had always been taking these this amount of steps but now that Fitbit was tracking it no it's like oh I took so many steps today I can have let me have a Snickers oh well they were always doing that yeah I love when like you know kind of ubiquitous health trends become you know the opposite no no what's the word? Debunked? Yeah. Perfect. Debunked. Like remember when everyone was eating Kind Bars and then like years later there was a

study that said a Kind Bar is actually just as fattening for you as a Snickers. So all of us who were choosing Snickers over Kind Bars the last few years were kind of vindicated. Yeah. I never liked a Kind Bar. Me neither. And I love a bar. Perfect Bar.

I know. Go Macro. I know. Fiber One. I like people. Kind Bar is like a cult. Not enough people talk about that. They're too chewy

It gives me a headache It's just like It's just not good You know No it's not And that's kind of where I draw the line For snacks

It's too hard It's too hard Reformulate So we've got a great show I mean there's quite literally So much to talk about Yeah And I think we

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of you. Thank you. Would you say it share beauty news. That's so generous of you. Thank you. Would you say it's beauty news that's beautiful, stunning, and smart? Yes, about a girly swirly who's beautiful, stunning, and smart. This is like major news in the beauty modeling industry. And shockingly, it's not about us. No, but we have a way to make it about us. That is what's, I think, most exciting about this story. Because we've been knowing this news for a few days now before it. No, not a few days. I would say like maybe a week and a half.

Well, your perception of time is also very true. Also very true. So maybe let's sit on a week. Week and a half. We've known this news for a while and we're so excited to share. Our first story is actually brought to you by L'Oreal Paris because Kendall Jenner has been named their new international spokesperson for L'Oreal Paris.

So I just have to say I love this. I think this is such a get for L'Oreal and such a get for Kendall. Like L'Oreal is the biggest, most internationally recognized beauty brand. Kendall is really like the biggest model of our time currently. And so this partnership makes a lot of sense. I love things that make a lot of sense. The photos from the photo shoot are like sickening stunning she's wearing this kind of like high-end sweatshirt that we're also wearing today only really fashionable girls can wear no it's kind

of like a sweatshirt made exclusively for models yeah and so you know me you Kendall like it makes sense it makes sense I love this I think this is so smart on L'Oreal's part. So smart. She's the new Fotch. She's got a gorgeous Fotch. Yep. And L'Oreal, she's worth it. Because she's worth it. I'm worth it. I mean, we are worth it. Let's just, let's get that out of the way. Yeah.

And what I love about this is I read that like Mary Phillips, who is Kendall's makeup artist, was like really involved in the photo shoot. And Mary Phillips is like so iconic. Her like underpainting tutorial went viral on TikTok. I tried it. It was like underpainting tutorial went viral on TikTok I tried it it was like underpainting is when you contour underneath you contour and highlight underneath your foundation so like you're really contouring from within now when it's you know Mary Phillips does it it's

absolutely gorgeous beautiful stunning and smart when I did it it looked like I literally rubbed dirt on my face but like I think it just takes some practice so like a lot of like the TikTok beauty trends are involved I think it's really smart i love mary phillips she's so talented i actually needed to do that this morning i was looking at my face and i was like i need contour but i needed it under my foundation under painting is the method and honestly it's so difficult to i watched like a thousand tutorials to master but if you do it's like really the key to wearing no makeup while looking snatched but you're wearing like so much makeup you know yeah that's so us so us well I think this is news that makes sense yep love that it's beautiful news I'm happy for Kendall I look forward to seeing her face everywhere me that's such a delight we're

always saying you know what if Kendall wore it yeah what if we saw Kendall in this Kendall doing that and like just to be in airports buses everything like and see Kendall planes bus club another club bus works for me works for me love this. I think this is so major. You know, big moves on the Kardashians part, big moves on L'Oreal's part. Yeah. Also, what's really exciting and what's even better is that L'Oreal is giving you the chance

to win a trip of a lifetime. An all expenses trip for two to Paris for Paris Fashion Week. Wow. To enter, maybe me and you should enter and go. You know what it kind of sounds like? It sounds like it's a passport to Paris. Literally. To enter, all me and you should enter and go. You know what it kind of sounds like? It sounds like it's a passport to Paris. Literally. To enter, all you have to do is

go to their website and enter to win by filling out the L'Oreal Paris trip to Paris giveaway form. The giveaway is only open for two weeks, so you better go now. Do not forget to go sign up for the sweepstakes. Live your best Parisian life. Bonne nuit. Bonne nuit. Is that Italian?

No, that was the point italian no that was the point yeah all that don't forget to sign up we'll leave a link in our podcast description for the website and signing up so it'll be super easy and if a toaster gets picked to go to paris like need a plus one shot no i think you'll be like you know busy i am available i'll deserve it because of how busy i've been no i, I mean, I see your point. However, no. I think we should sign up together. Yes, but if a toaster wins, like, I am available.

And I'm happy for you. Know that I am. Know that I am. And I'm happy for L'Oreal. I'm happy for Kendall. This is great news to start off the day. Agreed. Okay, next story.

It's a twofer because we have two big celebrity couples who are divorcing as of yesterday. Back to back. First, we have Ariana Grande and her husband Dalton Gomez who have separated saying we couldn't make it work in a post-COVID world. Sources connected to the former couple with direct knowledge tell TMZ that when Ari and Dalton hooked up in 2020, they were everything to each other.

Company, romance, support, all of it. And when COVID restrictions lifted, their differences became alarmingly apparent. Dalton, who's a realtor, was taken aback by Ariana's celebrity. He had not dealt with her schedule, the paparazzi, and the various opportunities that took her out of L.A. All of this to say they could not make it work, you know, with her being so busy. You know what it's giving? Lies. Well, for sure. but you know what else it's giving this guy Julian conflict max and click like civilian dating a celeb and can't handle it buckles under the pressure could not hack it I mean like I said yesterday I'm not heartbroken like I don't know this man he's like so irrelevant

to me and this kind of being like Ari's brand like literally seven rings like I'm kind of here for the seven husbands of Ariana Grande like I'm here for Ari to like continue to get married and like divorced yeah but what's crazy is this was actually just her first marriage well second engagement second engagement yeah and you know she had like such a big love with Mac right and with Big Sean honestly like I really ship I know Big sean is like so happy but i really do ship i feel like you know what i'm like kind of living for this i kind of wish she had married all of them right when she was dating them right i feel what you're saying completely i think this is a load of horseshit like how do you marry on ariana grande and not expect her to be busy i also feel like

even though she's filming a movie in London right now, she's not that busy. So true. There was a time where she was not sleeping. Like she was album twice a year. Bus club, another club. Like just the busiest girl in the world. Now she has like this one steady gig that's going to take her years in London to film.

And like he could be there with her if he wanted to. Doing real estate. But he doesn't. It's clear that he doesn't want to be there. It's so true. This is probably like the most stable few years Ariana's gonna have just given her schedule. Like she's not touring. She's not releasing music. So it's really just kind of like a day job. Yeah. And that's like a blessing I feel like projects like this when you live that life. So he couldn't even hack it now. She's in one place. Right. Like you're shocked. I don't know. I mean, if he's lying, it could be a lie.

If it's the truth, it's like pathetic. Sure. Relationships are different in COVID versus out of COVID. But then to be surprised by her celebrity outside, like lies. No, I'm just like the lie detector determined that was a lie.

So true. I am incredibly here for this breakup. I think this really adds to Ariana's kind of air of mystery and her brand is like a powerful woman. And I hope she continues to fall in love, you know, as many times as she wants to. As many times as she needs to. Right. As many times as time will allow her, you know. Yeah. And keep getting divorced. Keep getting engaged. Like I'm, I love it. Yeah. But I also think that he misbehaved. Like, I think that if he had acted right, they would still be married. I don't think this is what she wanted.

No, this isn't like a plan of hers. It's just a nice side effect. No, it's not like she like just intentionally married someone to like get over him in a few years. Like, I think he didn't behave. And like, that's unacceptable when you're married to Ariana Grande, who's not only so successful, but she's so gorgeous and like adorable. Fucking behave. Who are you going out with instead when you could be home with Ari in London because like I said yesterday that I had seen some blinds

that he was you know spotted around others I saw a story today that he's already like seeing other people and it's like who do you think you are who the hell do you think you are kelly's new album i mean you don't have to tell me twice a fellow divorcee maybe oh did you see and they're friends from the voice yes they're not only they have friends they have deep admiration and respect for one another yeah and they can out sing each other yeah it's unclear who's a better songstress it's really unclear no like some people would say Ari some people would say Kelly as a fan of both them I actually don't know who I would say neither of those people would be wrong no in some ways it's like I want to say Ari because she's the voice of a generation but like Kelly fucking slays so I think if I had to choose I would say that Ari

is a more skilled vocalist and Kelly is still an extremely skilled vocalist. But where she has Ari beat is songwriting. Agreed. But you can't underestimate Kelly's vocals. No, you can't. I know. And you really, like, think of all the bangers Ari, like, you really can't underestimate Ari's songwriting abilities.

It's too much. And that's why they respect one another so much. They know that neither one of them has anything over on the other. Yeah. And that's why when they perform together, they just, like, keep riffing on top of each other but it's not in a competitive way it's just like let us do our thing I hope that these two can lean on each other through these difficult times I agree though I have to add her to the list yes and see who's waiting for her on the list on the other side though she never goes for the obvious choice

and up until this point I think it's gotten her like far like you know I now Pete Davidson is an obvious choice but Ariana made him the obvious choice he was not an obvious choice neither was Mac Miller so she kind of makes you know men out of boys yeah Jeremy Allen White oh my god even though you know he's rumored to be dating Selena Gomez oh no I didn't know yeah but. But obsessed with him, too. And Ari. I'm looking who on this list is like Ari's. I read a rumor.

There's really no one for her here. I read a rumor that like is completely unsubstantiated, but that Taylor might be releasing a remix to one of her vault songs, You're Losing Me, with Ari. Why? I don't know. Someone just said it, so I believed it. Do they have a relationship? I don't know.

Actually, no, because like Ari's so Scooter Braun. I feel like Taylor would never. Oh, I just, I debunked the rumor. Yeah. I created the rumor and debunked it all in one. Ari and Taylor have, like, never acknowledged each other once. Right. Not negative or positive, you know?

Yeah. Oh, you know, speaking of, I forget if you were on the toast. Maybe it was GBT when we were talking about Lizzo. And it was me and Taylor, I think. So, did you see, there was, like, another interaction this weekend. Lizzo was at and Taylor, I think. So did you see, there was like another interaction this weekend. Lizzo was at a concert and somebody had a sign that said like, I chose to be here, you know, over Taylor.

And Lizzo like picked the sign up, like signed it and was like, there's no beef. But like picking up the sign that like is putting down another artist, like kind of fuels the fire of the beef. Yeah, I also think that Lizzo probably saw the feedback that like she has beef with Taylor and doesn't want she's not that kind of artist so she probably wanted to debunk the beef thing but I'm not not like no if anything um my fire is more

fueled than ever I feel the same as I felt where it's like there's probably something yeah but I also understand her wanting to squash it but not knowing how because it's unsquashable because it's real you're unsquashable what song is that you irreplaceable was that are you singing I don't know you're unsquashable that's good too I want to know what you were saying I don't know how many hot soldiers that sounds like what you're singing have you turned down before maybe irreplaceable singing again what you were singing you're unsquashable no you're singing something else sound off in the comments what am i singing i feel like someone's gonna know it sounds like kind of familiar yeah one more time you're unsquashable. I think you're irreplaceable.

Now you're changing it to like... No. Okay. I'm consistent. Okay. I think. Let me know what you think. You're consistent and I read children's books.

Part two. Of the breakup news. Of the breakup news. This is devastating. Is that Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are divorcing after seven years of marriage. Page Six can exclusively reveal. The couple said in a statement, quote, we have made the difficult decision to divorce as two people that love and care for one another very much. We politely ask for respect of our privacy at this time as we navigate this new phase

of our lives. This was really difficult for me for a multitude of reasons. I don't know if you know this. Sofia Vergara is a birthday buddy of mine. Sounds familiar, but I'm glad that you gave us that context. So I'm not like her number one fan, but I definitely feel a kinship. Yeah. And I feel like I was so invested in her journey with Joe Manganiello because

he's so fucking hot. Like I watched True Blood. Like he's literally the hottest man on the planet. Like no one hotter has ever been born it's just a fact except for me maybe um so like it's always exciting to see who someone like that is going to be with and Sofia Vergara is like obviously the most beautiful woman in the world but she wasn't like an obvious choice you know and like they're so different you know and I was so happy for them especially because I think that they met during a really difficult period in her life where like her ex-husband was like suing her for their embryos. It was like really like a disgusting thing for a human being to do.

And I think that Joe comforted her in that time and I loved how he was there for her. And I've always felt like a real, like observer to their journey. And I thought they were really happy and they were never like thirsty or even really spotted out together, which made us, you know,

believe in their love even more. They're not doing it for the cameras. So I kind of forgot about them, which is a good sign in a Hollywood relationship. So for the next thing I hear to be them breaking up, it's absolutely devastating. Like I was really, really crushed. So I feel a little differently about it and I love them as a couple and they make so much sense and they're just like Hollywood A-list perfection. But I feel like we got what we needed from this relationship. Like they don't have kids together, right?

But I feel like we got what we needed from this relationship. Like they don't have kids together, right? Seven years in Hollywood. It's like, you know, 21 years, dog years. Like that's a long, successful marriage. They no longer serve each other. They get to go back on the market and we get to see them with other people. Like I've got what I needed. No, I'm sorry.

Like if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it was her, you know? And I don't want it to be anyone else. That's how I feel. You never know. Maybe he'll pick someone. Me? That, like, you also love. Maybe she'll.

And also, if they're divorcing, like, they're obviously unhappy with each other. They'll be happier elsewhere. Add them to the list. Oh, yes. Is there any. I mean, okay, wait. I got it. I got it.

I got it. Joe Manganiello and Ari. Joe Manganiello and Khloe Kardashian. Like, sorry. That's actually perfect. You're right. I could learn to love again. Right.

Right. See, it's fun. No, it is. But, like but like I really I will be mourning the loss of this relationship I think they were like a kind of a pillar in their community I agree and it's hard when like you lose a pillar because that's the foundation like and we've lost a lot of pillars over the years yeah and the whole thing could come crumbling down yeah if we continue to lose no it's it's definitely a tough break but you've kind of made me see like there are there is a possibility for happiness on the other side yeah and like they weren't like you said they weren't giving us anything so it's not like on the day-to-day I was like reminded of that they're together and yeah but if they were giving us stuff

we would have started to hate them you know eventually like you always are just like all right it's enough yeah even when you love like a couple i don't know this was it was shocking even though a lot of people were like i knew did you see what he posted for her birthday like okay i roll um i didn't know and i'm devastated i'm sorry but just think of chloe just think of Chloe. No, they're actually perfect for each other. He's quite literally the hottest man alive. Or Kim. No, no, no.

I'm thinking like real personality, even though I've never met Joe Manganiello or even like seen him in anything that wasn't like a role. I have like a strong feeling that they would really connect on like a personality level. I feel like he's kind of goofy, but he's also like a strong silent type. Like,

I don't know. I just, it's, he gives me like energy from one of the characters of my book in my books, you know? Oh, for sure. And he also played that in true blood,

which is where I learned about him. Um, he was kind of just like stoic, like hot, like hero. Um, like I'm obsessed. I know everybody thinks of him now probably for magic Mike,

right? Not I. Then what was movies never connected with me me neither um nevertheless i still love him yeah okay well it could be like when people ask me my celebrity crush like i never say him but like he really is like one of them yeah he just seems like a solid citizen yeah and like a nice guy all-american vibe you know throwing a football around nice looking yeah are you ready for our next story definitely Miranda Lambert has been blasted for stopping a concert to call out fans for taking a selfie I'm obsessed okay so Miranda Lambert was performing a concert this weekend I believe in Vegas right she has a residency there yeah and the picture

the subsequent picture was giving Vegas residency Vegas outfits um and someone posted on TikTok a video of her stopping singing her song Tin Man to say quote I'm gonna stop right here for a second I'm sorry these girls are worried about their selfie and not listening to the song it's pissing me off a little bit she added that she did not like their behavior at all we're here to hear some country music I'm singing some damn country music while some fans singing some damn country music. While some fans cheered in the footage, others walked out of the show. One could be heard saying,

let's go, you don't do that to fans. However, some fans are, and social media users are standing by Miranda. Other people are like, you know, that's not cool. And the women who took the picture. Have spoken. Have spoken. They posted their picture to Instagram. And of course, the Internet found out who these bitches were like in 35 seconds, flocked to the photo, left comments on their on their Instagram.

So funny that and all the pictures like they had their group photo, which I guess is when they got stopped for. But they also each got like solo shots with like Miranda in the back. They're obviously really big fans. They spoke to NBC News and said, quote, It felt like I was back at school with the teacher scolding me for doing something wrong and telling me to sit back down in my place. I feel like she was determined to make us look like we were young, immature, and vain, but we're just grown women in our 30s to 60s trying to take a picture. Oh my god. She said we took the picture quickly and we were going to sit back down. They said the group couldn't get one good picture before the show started, so she asked someone to

take their photo toward the end of the concert we were so excited because i think we had the best seats in the house in the whole theater but that also makes it worse because she's staring at you guys the whole time right but like they spent the money like yeah so we were talking about this yesterday like what do we think and on the one like overall it's like they spend the money they bought the tickets however they want to spend their time is how they're gonna spend their time and like they're taking selfies like they're excited to be there they're promoting you you know like yeah like and it also first of all they weren't taking a selfie in this picture because a selfie implies that they're ignoring Miranda and they're focused on themselves yeah but in the picture they all

turned around so Miranda could get in the background of the photo right and so Miranda is still the featured the focus of the picture and it's there especially since they're like older women like I'm sure you know it's hard for them to get I understand but I also Miranda doesn't know all of that she doesn't know they couldn't get their picture before the show they love Miranda they're in their 60s they're just trying to get a cute photo like she's just seeing it from her perch on the stage where it's like these girls have their backs turned to me they're focused on taking pictures who knows how many pictures they took They have the best seats in the house. She has to look at only them.

And they're not focused on her. Now does that make what she did right? No. No by the way. Miranda in her brain. Has absolutely every right to be like. Oh these fucking women. Like you can.

It's definitely like as a performer. Like somebody ignoring you. Like hello I'm standing right here. To call them out. Is so in my opinion. Like unequivocally wrong. Not only is it like humiliating for people who probably flew most people for Vegas residencies they fly to see you

flew all the way spend all the money like are probably so excited they got the best seats like they're obviously huge fans to call them out and embarrass them is so mean-spirited and like so unnecessary and not to say that like was she wrong for for her her opinion? No. She was wrong for sharing it. Yeah. Like, it's humiliating. And then to rile up the crowd, she's like, I want to sing some country music. And, like, getting everybody to be like, yeah, yeah. Like, it's humiliating.

It's mean. It's unnecessary. And, you know, this is, I've been on a journey with Miranda Lambert. Like, I really did not understand her as a woman, as an artist many years ago. And I've kind of fallen in love with her over the last few years. Like, I just, I get her now. I don't get this. Yeah.

It's a little overboard in terms of how she handled it. And also taking pictures is kind of like the fun of a concert. Like, you take pictures, you take videos. Like, it's just, it's not that crazy. But on the other hand, like, I feel like comedians do this all the time. Like, someone even takes their phone out to send a text if you're even allowed to have your phone and they will call you out okay and that's like yeah go off okay I have two rebuttals to that one a part of comedy culture and like going to a comedy show is knowing at any time you could be called on like

you're kind of agreeing to like this unspoken social contract like if I'm going to a comedy club like I could very well be picked on like you you some people go because they love that one two a part of also comedy culture is phones being not allowed like in the age of social media I think everyone who like is a fan of a comedian knows like I'm not going to record a set and put it online I'm not going to be on my phone like it's completely different whereas concert culture kind of thrives off of videos going viral and performances being shown all over the world it's two totally different cultures I don't think that's a fair comparison okay well maybe Miranda wants her shows to kind of be a culture where you just sit and listen to

some damn country music well I feel like you have to put that out there you have to say like you know in an interview or you know before the show be like listen like remember when Lorde unplugged her microphone and told everybody to shh so she could sing without the microphone and have everybody hear her like that was a weird ass thing but her fans going in knew that that was what she does because she's put that out there okay so i think this is a good lesson for miranda fans like miranda doesn't want to see you on your phone okay but it's still this was way harsh ty Ty. Way harsh, Ty Frazier. Yeah. It was not a good look for Miranda.

And now, by the way, and this is what happens, this is just the nature of internet culture, is anytime she's had any kind of other weird... Onstage moments. Are there being broadcasts? I saw at concerts, a lot of the times, people throw around beach balls, and they tap it to one part of the crowd, and goes to another and it landed on stage and she literally got a

knife and deflated like she's got enough for sure but the thing i'll say about this story is i actually don't think it's that damaging to her because it's not my favorite word in congress with how i envision her personality bad gal energy yeah like i with the ben platt thing i'm so glad you brought that up yes it was like he showcases himself as like this affable loving person theater loving art critic like yeah but it turns out behind the scenes like he's a little bit of a he's throwing questions and he can't take a joke he's throwing things at his apartment miranda lambert like is serious about music like she's not is she even on social media like she's like the bad girl of country she doesn't give a fuck you're right that's an amazing point so I don't think this harms her brand that's an amazing point

oh and I'm sorry like if somebody else got embarrassed at a concert I was at like I would never leave like if I got embarrassed for sure I would leave but somebody else would be like okay that was weird but I like I paid for these tickets I'm still gonna watch a show yeah no I wouldn't have left over this like I would have thought that if you were the girls would you have left who got yelled at um I would have like I would have like probably cried I don't know I would have been like mortified and then they're talking to NBC and saying it felt like they were at the principal's office that's the perfect like that is what it feels like they did come all this way no I know and like they're clearly such big fans so how do you kind of grapple those two realities yeah I really felt bad for these

girlies like they just looked like fun time girls they were just looking for a good time I know like they flew all the way to Vegas you know girls trip and when you're like older you don't get those opportunities like life gets in the way oh and that's the other thing I used to go to a concert a week now I haven't been to a concert in years this show also being in Vegas is like an important factor like Vegas is extra special and extra in years. This show also being in Vegas is like an important factor. Like Vegas is extra special and extra kind of kooky. Like things happen in Vegas. They fly in Vegas.

That would never happen in Portland, you know? Like it's an important factor. Like, I don't know. She's wrong for this. Yeah. But she doesn't give a shit. But your point about her just kind of being like the bad gal of country and this being completely Congress with like the reputation she has

is really like this isn't going to damage her brand. This isn't going to harm sales. No, I agree. About her just kind of Being like the bad gal Of country And this being Completely congruous With like the reputation She has Is really Like this isn't Going to damage her brand This isn't going to Harm sales No I agree Like the people Who love her

Still want to see her They're going to Put their phones away Yeah And you know what I feel like for Miranda That's a win It's kind of

What she wanted Good because It's the one you got Like I'm sure Everyone around her today Is like Miranda What do we want to say And she's like

I don't give a shit Yeah Don't use your Don't take your selfies Yeah no I don't Like I think Like her publicist't use your, don't take your selfies. Yeah, no, I don't, like, I think, like, her publicist is probably, like, losing her mind. Miranda's sleeping soundly. Miranda couldn't be bothered to care. Agreed.

And you know what? That's why she's the bad gal of country. Like, bad gal Riri, bad gal Mimi. It's true. Are you ready for our next story? No. You're not. No.

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That's seed, S-E-E-D dot com slash toast and use code toast. Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story. Gigi Hadid has been- Already? Yeah. Time flies when you're with your swirlies.

Two, three, four. And Kendall, five. No. No? No, you're with your swirlies two three four and kendall five no no no you're right well that's good because i had to act so many stories please add the skims one okay yeah that was going to be moved to tomorrow i know something felt wrong wrong sorry with the double dipping yeah no we're not gonna lie lindsey lowe hang up until tomorrow we'll talk about it tomorrow but i'm really happy for her i mean i guess we could talk about it now no no by the's it. No, no, no. By the way, it really is it. Some stories are obviously so major. Like somebody died or somebody gave birth and it's like, oh, congrats.

Or that's so sad. And it's hard to make a podcast out of that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you just still want to mention it. All right, so I guess this is us mentioning it. Lindsay gave birth. I'm really happy for her. OK, so is that the fourth story?

No. OK, so we're doing six. Yeah. But this is four, I think. Whatever. This story is crazy. Gigi Hadid has been released after being arrested for marijuana in the Cayman Islands. So Gigi had a bumpy start to her summer vacation.

The model was embarking on a girl's trip to the Cayman Islands on July 10th on Claudia's birthday when she was arrested at Owen Roberts International Airport. Wow, Gigi's been locked up since my birthday? No, I think it's just coming out now. I'm kidding. The news has learned. According to the local outlet Cayman Morrill Road, shortly after Gigi and been locked up since my birthday? No, I think it's just coming out now. E! News has learned. According to the local outlet Cayman Morrow Road, shortly after Gigi and her pal arrived via private plane,

custom officials allegedly found, quote, ganja and utensils used for the consumption of ganja in their luggage. Hadid and her friend were then arrested on, quote, suspicion importation of ganja and importation of utensils. Why are they calling it ganja? I guess that's what they call it there. That's crazy. I thought, like, that's like what teenagers call it. Got some ganja and importation of utensils. Why are they calling it ganja? I guess that's what they call it there. That's crazy. I thought like, that's like what teenagers call it.

Got some ganj, you know? The importation of utensils used for the consumption of ganja. The outlet reports adding that they were taken to the prisoner detention center where they were released on bail. Two days later, she and her friend were formally charged during a court appearance where they pleaded guilty and were both fined $1,000.

According to the local newspaper. They are not facing any charges. Her rep told E! News that Gigi was traveling with marijuana purchased legally in New York City with a medical license. It has also been legal for medical use in Grand Cayman since 2017. Her record remains clear and she enjoyed the rest of her time on the island. Okay. I mean, like, obviously pot is not a big deal, especially in America. Like, it's legal in a lot of places. But but like, I feel like a lot of people do this.

When I was reading Andy Cohen's book, like his first diaries, like a million years ago, I thought it was so crazy. And then like Brittany Griner, like pot is so normalized, but like the amount of people who travel with it out of the country is so dangerous. Like you really shouldn't. And obviously like pot is pot. It's like not a big deal. It's like traveling with like, you know, a beer or whatever. You can't't travel with a beer but you know what I'm saying um I feel like this is an important reminder like just because it's so embedded in our culture like doesn't mean in other countries like it's not a serious offense and I watch locked up abroad and you can really through kind of you know circumstances out of your own control end up in a

Nicaraguan prison and it's really crazy and I guess this is also important to note that like even if in a country it's legal medical use is legal maybe you have transporting maybe you're like even locked up until they can prove that yours was of medical use no and it's like even if it's legal there and legal here to take it from one state to import it right I feel like this is just an important reminder because pipot is like so embedded in smuggle it right put up your pussy like because no don't no I'm kidding I'm kidding no I'm saying like it's like smuggling it's like smuggling like because pot is so embedded in our culture I think people like totally forget oh I have a vape pen and they throw it in like it's really not smart I feel like we all learned it with like Brittany Griner and this is another example like

do not travel out of the country with pot I think interstate drugs with drugs of course but I don't think people are like you know actually maybe people are bringing like blocks of cocaine. I don't know. But people who aren't like drug smugglers are just like throwing, you know, a joint in their makeup case and hoping nobody finds it. But like, it's so dangerous and it is illegal. And it's like one of those things like just because like, you know, even places where

it's not legal in America, like I feel like, you know, cops like look past it. They don't do that at the border, you know? Yeah. You've got to be smart. This is an important reminder. It is illegal. Yeah. Crazy story.

Crazy story. You think we're going to get a Gigi mugshot? I don't know how it works. In celebs. No, and also in, like, celeb world. No, but celebs, we always see their mugshots. No, but, like, sometimes. In America.

Sometimes they get arrested, like, and we don't see a mugshot no but like in america sometimes they get arrested like and we don't see a mugshot you know like sometimes you get booked but like you know what i mean yeah but did they get a mugshot i feel like when there's a mugshot we see it of course of course no but sometimes there's not a mugshot yeah well that's just i saw the funniest meme it was like me getting arrested taking my mugshots and then they like take it oh send me that yeah no totally hilarious i love memes i love jackie loves memes like nobody sends and receives more memes than jackie i send memes all day long you're kind of like keeping meme culture alive single-handedly i send memes to like i have a roster of people who i send memes to and everyone gets a different meme like i send ben a lot of memes i'm like that makes sense so ben yeah i send ol Olivia a you motherhood snitch do I send her a lot of memes I don't think I don't know she's

kind of like too young like young kids don't fuck with memes yeah I have to look at our dms I send you so many memes I love it because any memes that I find like genuinely funny I know you're gonna find funny too but like meme culture is definitely kind of a like Cheugy millennial thing And it's waning for sure But the memes I get served Fire flames Fire Yeah You should share more memes to your stories

I should You guys don't know how I love memes She chuckles They're so good And there's some classic setups that I love Like classic images Just such good stuff Jackie's kind of like a number one consumer of meme culture

And that's a fun fact about me that you might not know. Yeah, you might not know. Yeah. Now are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. Is this the life-saving news

I've been asking you to talk about? It is. A fan claims Kim Kardashian's Skims bodysuit saved her life after being shot four times. So Angela Wiley went viral on TikTok after revealing

a tragic story turned endorsement for Skims. Oh, my whole thing on this was like I've been hearing this girl telling the story about a Skims bodysuit saved her life. And I'm like, if Kim doesn't put this bitch in some sort of billboard. Oh, I mean, I don't know if she's put her in a billboard, but it's an endorsement in the sense not of a paid endorsement. Oh, just have the real meaning of the word. Right. Got it. A recommendation for the brand because she said that she was shot four times on january 1st 2023 while she was waiting

for a lift and she said her injuries would have been worse if she wasn't wearing a bodysuit from skims she said kim kardashian saved my life this new year's i got shot four times the night i got shot under my dress i was wearing a skim shaping bodysuit it was so tight on me that literally it kept me from bleeding out she said call it fate or jesus but i'm gonna call it kim no but for real thanks kim okay first of all like i like because she just glazed over like yeah i was shot four times right what is everything okay like what happened did they get the guy right um now that we move past that initial shock this actually makes a lot of sense like if you've seen the skims body suits like when you pick them up they're literally the size of like harry's t-shirt like they're tiny and of course they're's T-shirt. Like they're tiny.

And of course, they're built to stretch and whatever. But they're really meant to hold you in. And, you know, when you think holding in, I'm thinking, you know, cellulite. I'm thinking fupa. I'm thinking saggy skin. I'm not thinking blood. Intestines. But the math makes sense.

The science is sciencing. Yeah. It's like a little tourniquet for the road. No, it's literally a tourniquet. Kim absolutely has to respond. I'm sure she's seen the story. It's everywhere. And they need to do like a really sickening photo shoot.

Like I need to figure out like the slogan that's not like insensitive towards like gun violence. You know, it's not going to be like a gun themed photo shoot. Yeah. But like it should be like a glamorous snatch. But the slogan has to be like, I don't want it to be insensitive. Because like this girl was shot. But it sounds like she's like you know. Moved. Like she's kind of you know healed physically.

But also mentally. Because she's like making jokes about it. So I think she'd be down to like maybe get creative. Yeah. We need a slogan that like. I don't know. Like. It's dicey.

Yeah. Yeah. Though the Skims marketing team has some really great brains on it yeah but i feel like it's like choose skims it could save your life i got it i got it i got it i got it i just might be like a little harsh skims no i'm fucking this up choose skims your life might depend on it yeah that's like a little extreme but like honestly it's pushing the boundaries of creative advertising choose skims as if your life depends on it because it does because it might because it might something needs

to be done now i'm not saying they should do like a blood themed photo shoot no i think they should give her like the hollywood treatment i have to imagine skims has already reached out like skims is so in tune with like i don't think they'll do put her in a campaign but i think they'll send her shit ton of skims and she'll be posting about it i don't know i think they actually might they're always putting like random people in that's true they they love like and they don't do like one campaign a year they do like one a month right okay maybe they would like put her in a campaign but not do a campaign around like bulletproof skims yeah also i don't think they can like legally say like this might have been a coincidence but

like maybe also the bullets were just like literally in the perfect place for someone to not bleed out so like they probably can't legally you know it's false advertising like it'll save your life because it might not you might get shot and wearing a Skims body suit and still die you could get shot in the head it's also very true so there's a way to work with her there is but I just don't know If they're gonna go down It's dicey I think they'll embrace her Into the Skims family

It's dicey The Skims squad Yeah No that's good American squad Yeah What is the Skim crew called Like There is not

It should be called The Skim Squirrelys Yeah but there's not An evergreen crew No Okay It's very of the moment So those were the fast five stories

that was felt like 11 stories but like all of them noteworthy and i guess it was like technically eight if you count and see lohan and the divorce is being too yeah well you know what there was a lot going on today yeah it had to be done it's hard to count sometimes that's the thing this isn't the morning math you know no otherwise Young Sheldon would be hosting it. What are your thoughts on Young Sheldon thus far? I love him. What are you up to? Season two.

Me too. I'm watching alongside with you. He met the other prodigy. Paige. Which I was obsessed with. I want more of that dynamic. Paige is, she's not always on the show, but she's in episodes up until the current season.

She kind of goes down a dark path at one point. Like, it's kind of, it's good. She's kind of crazy. And dark path at one point Like it's kind of It's good Yeah she's Like she's kind of crazy And I loved when the parents Got together And the dad George Senior Was like

Getting him drunk Living for them Like talking about Their marital issues That the prodigy has caused The more you watch The more you see The best character on the show

Is George Senior Yeah he's really great Yeah I I really like it I'm so curious to see Like how Sheldon takes a turn because you were saying you know i'm watching alongside you and like even in season two he becomes like really

annoying and self-righteous and like he's obviously the smartest kid in every room that he's in and as a kid you don't realize like the power that it gives you but he becomes like a preteen and a teen and he becomes like a fucking pain in the ass and he becomes rude yeah and it's not cute when you're not a kid and you're like not exactly like did you get to the episode where the there's a girl in the town who's in a car accident yeah and it really shakes the whole neighborhood what i watched and then immediately after they get the call he's like can you take me to radio shack so right and it's so rude but like he's still a kid so you're like okay whatever but that sort of energy that's the exact energy he has when he grows up and he's not

cute anymore yeah and you're older like you should know. And you're older, like you should know better. Exactly. When you're a kid, like you're not in tune with social cues. Just like me, apparently. Right. Right. So glad you're enjoying it. I knew you would. It's camper tested,

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