The Toast - Beans Are The Bedrock: Friday, October 6th, 2023

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and... Happy Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Hope everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Weekend. What a beautiful rendition. Hey, La Turd. How you doing? You're giving us a little bit of sticky shoes. Are you sick or are you tired?

I woke up just not feeling like 100%. So I'm working from home. That's why today's episode is- You weren't feeling- 100%. Don't let them forget. Thank you for reminding me, Mike. Go hard till the end because you know that we are.

Not enough people talking about my song, 100%. Not at all. It's so good. It's serious. I haven't thought about 100% in so long. I think about toast all the time. You know, every anytime I need like a song in the background for an Instagram that we have the rights to like, right, you know, it's always toast. But it's never 100%. I'm actually really glad you brought that up. Because I definitely feel like everybody sat on my follow up hit single called 100%. It's available

to stream on Spotify. I have two songs in case you're new here. One is kind of like our, it's anthematic. It's like the song of the toast. It's called Toast and it's amazing. And it was actually really hard to, you know, follow that up. And I rose to the occasion. I fucking did. 100% is so good. And I feel like people sleep on it. I feel like people sleep on it too. And I actually, it's really one of those songs that's grown on me. Like when you first sent me the sample, I was like-

The demo? The demo. I was like, I just, I didn't see the vision, honestly. I thought it was kind of like a flop. But in many ways, since it's been released, like in many ways, it's better than Toast. So what you're saying is that I'm not appreciated in my own time. No, and that you're not a one-hit wonder. Thank you. That's

me and Olivia Rodrigo. Exactly. So today's episode is going to be fun, flirty, and fresh. Done from home. Thank you everyone for your patience. But it wouldn't be a toast episode if I didn't have the biggest news of the day. Really? What's the news? The biggest news of the day. Oh, she does. You guys, this is real. I can confirm. This is news over a year in the making, okay? I want to say two years.

I want to say three. What's the news, La Turd? La Turd is on la move. La Turd will be seeing the snow before Christmas because La Turd has found a new apartment. That's right. She said she would and she did. And everyone, including her own motherfucking sister,

was a doubter, non-believer. Because once were her dreamers. Yeah, no one talks about that lyric enough. It's like, yeah, we started doubting you, but we once dreamed. We were once dreamers. But we had good reason. But then, you know, we moved on with our lives. Well, I didn't.

And what's so crazy is like I was prepared to come on this podcast in the following weeks and tell everyone I was staying in my apartment. This apartment that I, the last apartment that I saw that I ended up taking was like this last ditch effort. I was even, I was actually just going to cancel the appointment. I'm like, there's no way it's even going to work. Nothing has worked for me. It's below my budget. I was like, there's just no way. And I was, Ben was like, let's just go. Let's just go. And we walked in and we knew it. We knew it. So I guess the message and the lesson here is to never give up on your dreams.

No. And when you know, you know. And trust your gut. Oh, I had my application wire money. I had literally done everything within an hour. Yeah, that's when you're serious. That's what I meant. Like you weren't serious before with like, oh, three weeks later I'll give an offer.

That's half of what they're asking. You don't want it. You never know. You never know. you wanted this and you made it happen and I'm literally moving in two weeks like it's so imminent I'm going to LA we have your book launch and then right after that I'm moving so I might need to take a day off of work I gotta talk to HR um I'm so excited like me and Ben have not stopped talking about it I have a huge kitchen like a real kitchen like a home kitchen

like my ass I'm learning to cook that's my next thing like I'm getting cookbooks and shit like it's a kitchen oh my god that's added to the list

Jackie it's a kitchen that deserves to be cooked in my kitchen now deserves nothing no I agree your kitchen right now is like a very much

like a city kitchen Carrie Bradshaw she's in the oven it's like a galley. It's small. There's no counter space. I have an island. Yeah, you're going to be having to cook a lot.

Guess what else I have? What? Unheard of in New York City. Balcony? Well, I do have that, but that's not what I was referring to. A garbage disposal. In your unit? Uh-huh.

No, no, no. Garbage disposal. The thing in the sink. Oh, no. I had one at my last apartment. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. No, I... No, Jackie, nobody has one. You didn't have one. Okay, yeah, yeah. No, no. I didn't have one. Yeah, no. Like, I'm special and different. Like, I have one. And guess what else I have, which was like the whole impetus for leaving this apartment. I have views, north, east, south, west. I can see it all from every room.

I'm really humbled and I wanted to thank everyone for joining me on this journey. Like I know how torturous it was, but my new home, like I have a bedroom. Like you come into town, Jackie, stay with me. Like we will all reap the benefits of my new home.

So yes, I put you through torture, but like it's for you too. Oh my God. I didn't even think about that as you were going through this journey. If I come with my family, as I do, two kids, husband, maybe stride, sand, would you let us all stay with you? Of course. If you would all stay in one bedroom, I only have, it's only two bedrooms. You know, it would be like me, Harry, Charlie in one bedroom. And then we'd have to make,

no, sorry, me, Zach, Charlie in one bedroom. And then we'd have to make like Harry a little setup. We'd figure it out. By the way, if you would stay, I would absolutely love to. Yeah, I would stay. Bruno and Theo in my room. Oh my God, the Stryce brethren. And so me and Ben have never had like an extra bedroom before. So we're kind of like arguing about what to do with it. Like for me, it's a guest room. Oh my god the Stry's brethren. And so me and Ben have never had like an extra bedroom before so we're kind of like arguing about what to do with it. Like for me it's a guest room. Like it needs a king-size bed, a tv, and a desk so that like during you know non-visiting hours someone can use it as an office. Right. And Ben's like so hell-bent on the idea of a Murphy bed. Oh goodness. And like I don't know how to tell him like that's not happening. Why? What does he want to use the room for? He just wants like of course if somebody's coming to stay we have a bed.

A Murphy bed. But like who knows like we could use all the space for something else. Like he doesn't even have an idea. He just like wants to save the space. That's how it becomes a room full of crap. Agreed. Like I want it to be like a really chic. Like so many of the furniture in my current bedroom is not going to work in my new bedroom.

But I have it for the guest room. Like already I already have everything I need yeah that's how it goes that's like my guest room in my house is full of furniture from New York oh and you know what else I have this is actually unheard of what a fireplace wow electric So I don't smell up the whole place. But that's good. Just like on, off, on, off. Like when I walked in, I was like, oh, this is the type of home I can cultivate a vibe in. I can get a chili on, light the fire. Oh, living room, my living room lighting is on a dimmer. I love a dimmer. I love a dimmer. It's perfect for setting and cultivating a vibe. I love a dimmer. It's perfect for setting and cultivating a vibe.

Well, you're just in time because it's vibe season. Jackie, I'm making it by the skin of my teeth. And are you going to have to get new furniture? Like, are you going to get work with a designer or? So I'm going to move, take everything I own with me, and I'll reevaluate. Yeah. I'm not going to go and measure. Like, I'll bring all my shit and I'll figure it out. Yeah, and then'll see what you need. Yeah but I think I'll have to probably sell some of my

stuff. A lot of my furniture here is oversized. This new apartment is like it's big but it's not like big enough for all of my furniture. So I'm gonna have to get some new stuff. I'm gonna have to sell some stuff. Okay if I'm a listener I'm asking how is your next apartment like not big enough for your furniture but your current apartment is? That's a good question. So I live in a one bedroom right now and it's just like this oversized one bedroom. It's a pre-war building which basically what that means is that it's bigger. Like all the new buildings that are built in the last 20 years, that's where like New York gets the stereotype for tiny apartments. Like it's inhumane what they do.

So if you find a building that's pre-war, this is like somebody lived in this apartment 50 years ago and like it was normal size for like normal people. That's not what I think of what I think of pre-war. I didn't know that's what it meant. That's what it connoted. What do you think of? I just think it's like made with quality materials. It doesn't like go up with like sheetrock. That too, by the way, like that people are always like, how do your neighbors not complain about your singing? It's because, oh, because I have real walls. Because they're pre-war. Like that to me is where pre-war comes in. Yeah, but it's also about the sizing and like the proportions and the ceiling height.

I didn't know that. But actually it's crazy to me because I feel like 50 years ago people were smaller than they are today. They were, but their apartments were not. Like when you look at Miss Maisel, like that's pre-war. Okay, good to know. So I live in a really big one bedroom and by the way wait which war that's why i said 50 years ago i'm not entirely sure also at this point 50 years ago like was

the 80s no i know i think it's pre-war is like the 20s yeah so it's pre-world war ii i don't fucking know um so i live in a one bedroom right now. Sound off in the comments. Which war? Which, yeah, what the fuck does pre-war mean? Yeah. So I live in a one bedroom, but it's just really oversized. So I have like a huge couch, a huge dining table, rugs everywhere. My bedroom is enormous. So I have really big furniture to fill the space of a one bedroom.

Now my next apartment is more square feet, but it's also two bedrooms and two full baths. And I have like a laundry room. So there's more square footage because there's more things. But it's not as, like the dining room isn't the biggest thing you've ever seen. Whereas my dining room right now, like I have so much furniture in it because there was just nothing, like there was so much space. Yeah. So if that makes sense.

Yeah. Makes sense to me. I'm so excited. Like it's all I think about. I like, this is just the best day of my life. Like, thank God. I've been waiting to move for so long. And you know what?

Another lesson. Good things come to those who wait. I didn't rush. She did not. I did not. Well, I'm really excited for when you're in there. And I'll come see you because I might be coming in November. So maybe I would stay with you.

100%. Wow. I just need to get a new bed frame for your room. For your room. see you because I might be coming in November so maybe I would stay with you 100 percent wow I just need to get a new bed frame for your for your room Thuma Thuma yeah and I also I'm gonna hit up some of our two sponsors now that I'm like moving I need a mattress mattressfirm.com I need just like a ton of stuff I didn't need new uh bowl and branch like it's gonna be it's gonna be a toast-approved apartment. Yeah, maybe you get a new set of caraways to christen the new kitchen. 100%. Yeah.

I see big things for you. I need it all. Oh, and of course, before you move in, you've got to wipe the place down with branch basics. 100%. So that's my major life update. Pretty much the only thing going on in my life. Except for the fact that i'm coming to

see you in two days because my book is launching on tuesday you guys were getting so close to pub day are you sure it's not monday i'm positive oh my god this whole time i thought it was monday no monday is a federal holiday oh right yes it is columbus slash indigenous people's day and the toast is honoring as we do all federal holidays and we will not be releasing an episode so don't be looking for us on monday but come looking for us on tuesday because it's a big day so don't like look for us where you would normally find us on monday but you'll be hearing from me a lot because it's the day before pub day tuesday is pub day. Next week is pub week. So I think what you're trying to say is prepare to be sick of me.

If you're not already. I'm so excited for pub week, you guys. I'm so excited for campers to get their hands on this book, for counselors to read it to them, and for all of you guys to know like what the fuck I've been talking about. Also so much in my life, like you know how I always quote like your special back to you or just like your book, whatever. Like there are so many phrases from the book that I find myself saying. I hope you like meatballs on top of spaghetti. Or anytime I say whoa, I say whoa, I'm not going in that lake. So true, which is what happens.

Don't spoil it. I'm not going to spoil it. But just to be able to speak freely. We did tease earlier in the week that something kind of monumental happens at the lake. Yeah, it gets a little crazy. Yeah. So if you haven't yet, pre-order your copy

and get in on the fun. I'm doing a book signing at Books and Greetings in New Jersey on Saturday, October 14th at 11 a.m. It's going to be so much fun for the campers, for the counselors. Bring your kids if you want or not if you don't. And we're going to have some treats from Once Upon a Farm. They're sponsoring, sending pouches for the campers.

So cute. So cute. So you could fuel up while you're in line. We're going to have a great time. And that is the only event I'll be doing next week. I was planning something else, but I actually don't have enough books to do the event because we sold out of the first printing. You know what? You know what we call that? What? I don't have enough books to do the event because we sold out of the first printing. You know what?

You know what we call that? What? I don't know. I don't know. Success. Yeah. So it won't affect like individual book orders because the warehouse is going to be replenished on Thursday, but I just won't have enough books to do an event on Friday, which is cool.

A good problem to have. I'll miss you guys. I'm going to do more events when I'm in New York next and throughout the holiday season I'm gonna do events in Florida but just for launch week it's the one event books and greetings Northvale New Jersey come see Yard Girl so exciting what a big week next week is for Columbus for the indigenous and for Jackie and the campers and the counselors. 100%. Yeah. So with all that said, I feel like we can dive into the past five stories that you need to know to round out the week and get you ready for the weekend. Who am I to stop you? You can't.

I can't stop the beat. That's for sure. You can't. No, you can't. So without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you, yes, you need to know are brought to you by Lululemon. It is officially sweater weather, and that means we need good leggings. And Lululemon is your one-stop shop for all different types of leggings,

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Let's see what I chose. Yeah, it's making me sad. Sophie Turner leaves day one of Joe Jonas custody and divorce mediation after eight hours. And then it was also reported that Joe left two hours after that so that he was there for 10 hours. But Sophie and Joe spent eight hours together on Wednesday during day one of their four day mediation. The Game of Thrones star was photographed leading the meeting in New York alongside her lawyer at 6 p.m. wearing jeans and white t-shirt and a green cable knit sweater.

Earlier in the day, she was spotted leaving Taylor Swift's apartment where she's been staying with her two daughters. The two formerly married stars arrived separately and left at different times. This is really sad I also can't remember a celebrity breakup or divorce in recent memory where we had so much information and photos on like the timeline and and details like it feels so wrong yeah but it's all it's so public maybe it's happening so quickly because like of the way that she had to sue them for keeping the kids. Because usually people file for divorce. Maybe in a few months they'll have their trial. I think these two have their trial in January. But they're trying to do mediation to figure out a way to co-parent and exist without going to court.

Yeah. So I hope an eight hour day means it was a success. I also feel like most custody arrangements, and forgive me if I'm wrong, start with mediation. Like everybody tries to mediate. Yeah, because you hope and you want to think that you can do it without copious lawyers and a judge

and you can come to an agreement, but I guess, you know, most of the time you can't. No, and especially with like the UK of it all, it's so complicated. I feel like, I don't want to be negative, but I really don't feel like they can settle this without going to court. Yeah, I feel like they're going to wind up spending a lot of time in New York just because it's like in between.

Central, yeah. It's New York and LA. Everyone can work from New York. Yeah. I also think we have so much information on the comings and goings of everyone because they're in New York. New York is just like LA. I also think we have so much information on the comings and goings of everyone because they're in New York. New York is just like LA.

You can like go to see your lawyer and go in the back and nobody can see you. But like New York, you pull up in a cab and you have to walk. Like it's just the vibe of the city that makes it more like paparazzi friendly, honestly. Yes. But I feel like in so many ways, New York is where celebrities come to be anonymous. Not in this situation, but you know, LA is more like the paparazzi city. All these restaurants you can't go to without being snapped. But there is something about the legal proceedings here that make it just very visible.

Harder. But yes, celebrities do come to New York to disappear. And that's because people in New York, like the civilians, don't give a fuck. Yeah. Even though like, don't speak for me because I care. Yeah I mean everyone cares. They just like to think that they they like to think they're the types that they don't care. Yeah no we care. Yeah. We care a hell of a lot. So I hope they're able to mediate it. This whole situation gives me such a pit for everyone involved. I know it's really sad especially like

when you think they're so far off you know like he wants to live in America she says we agree to live in the UK they have that house in the UK like they're not even close yeah and their daughters are like gonna be starting school soon and need to like they don't want to be going they need to get settled yeah they can't be like switching schools in the middle of the year it's giving parent trap yeah yeah that's what nick and elizabeth were up against yeah what they did like probably was one of the worst decisions your parents could have made splitting up not just siblings twins you guys have seen people talk about that. The neglect. No, like. The poor decision making. After seeing two identical strangers and I get served all these reels of like twins in utero. And like premature twins who like don't know that they've been born yet. And so the way that they act thinking that they're still in the womb.

They're so connected. They're one. Yeah. No, and like, I'm sorry, but Nick and Elizabeth are no better than the Elise Wise agency. No, we don't talk enough about how the parents in Parent Trap were psychological terrorists. That was psychological torture. And how the kids turned out to be so well.

No wonder they got to camp and started bullying immediately. Right. No, so true. They were deeply disturbed individuals. No wonder they both had to go to the isolation cabin. But like they were having behavioral issues. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because I was separated with my twin.

At birth. Not even at birth. I feel like it was like a few months later. So they. Yeah. Like. They had grown accustomed to life together. Yeah.

They knew that the other one existed. And then this half of them was just ripped from them. I'm so glad we're having this conversation. Because it's really. it needed to be said. Yeah, which is why, even though the camper and the counselor is parent-trap coded, it kind of like solves that inherent issue

because it's just a singular camper. Jackie, you know what you're doing? I'm healing the trauma? You're doing better. Like you said you would. Like I said I would. No, that's so true. Thank you for making the distinction. So just know if you do pick up a copy of the camper and the counselor like you're not supporting psychological terrorism no and there's no like long lost twin who's been ripped

well actually that's the sequel she she comes next summer british camper oh yeah no that is french camper and italian camper yeah bonjour noi ore snitches. It's me, French camper. Can I bring my cigarettes? No. Anyways. Wishing them well. Wishing them well. Our next story, someone else who needs to be wished well.

It's like a dramatic headline for like a semi-dramatic story. But once we parse it out, it's like not that drama. Okay. But it's like the breaking headline for like a semi-dramatic story but once we parse it out it's like not that drama okay but it's like the breaking news tab on page six so they're trying to like make it drama drake may be taking a break from music for maybe a year due to health issues so drake is taking a hiatus to take care of a personal matter he was on serious xm sound 42 table for one show he said said, I probably won't make music for a little bit. I'm going to be real with you. I need to focus on my health first and foremost. And I'll talk about that soon enough. Nothing crazy, but just like, you know, I want

people to be healthy in life. I've been having the craziest problems for years with my stomach. I'm just saying what it is. So I need to focus on my health and I need to get that right. And I'm going to do that. Well, lest we not forget, Drake is Jewish. And nobody has more stomach and gastrointestinal issues than the Jewish people. So he's honoring his heritage by falling victim to what we all experience. And just know that your people are with you, Drake. Yeah, he's got to get his gut health in order. Maybe he should try seed.

That's what I'm thinking. But it's like like on the one hand wow he's having bad enough stomach issues that he's taking a break from music for a year like this is kind of serious on the other hand if Drake didn't put out music for a year if any artist doesn't put out music for a year uh that's fine no one's batting my lash you need to take the time right you need to live you need to write experience You need to write. Experience. You need to tour. It's a process. Now I will say Drake is like obviously like a very eligible bachelor and now because he said it like I am envisioning him on the toilet screaming crying you know shouting for help because he said it. Like he said I'm having the craziest stomach. So I'm picturing him completely naked

drenched in sweat screaming crying throwing up you know? And I just almost wish he didn't do that because now the image in my brain I have of Drake has been permanently altered. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to say you're having stomach issues, like, without just envisioning that. Whenever, like, I'm, like, let's say I'm having some sort of stomach issue. Like, let's say I'm having diarrhea. I will, like, nine times out of ten tell someone, if it's somebody who I, like, care about how they see me, I'll tell them I threw up instead of having diarrhea.

Of course. Why is throwing up so much more palatable than the other end? Because it's not duty. Like, that's the thing. It's ND. It's not duty. Yeah. Like, I'm not the only one who does that, right?

Okay, maybe Drake's been throwing up. He would have said it, though, to throw himself the scent. Yeah. And when you say stomach issues, like girls with stomach issues, it's Judy. Like, you know, you know. But I feel like when girls with stomach issues are being like girls with stomach issues, it's constipation. Or IBS. But how does IBS manifest itself?

Blowout. Yikes. Yeah, and I just feel like this is Jake really showing his male privilege because a girl would never say this. No, but girls are always talking about their stomach. But like in girl communities, you know? You think? Yeah. No, girls love talking about their stomach but like in girl communities you know you think yeah no they girls love talking about their stomachs you know what's i i feel like there was a time where i

maybe like played into that because like that's what the girls were talking about you just wanted to like you know get along with everyone yeah i was just trying to make friends but i actually feel like you say like jewish people like have like stomach issues like i don't relate to that like I feel I don't want to jinx myself but I just feel like I'm like regular degular that's such a privilege and not you like bragging about it I don't feel like I'm regular degular like you don't like the most random things can set me off is that not from ozambic uh you're obsessed with me and no it's been my whole life honestly like really no for no reason at all issues yeah like for no reason at all like I'll get the runs like why that's so weird yeah you don't get that no oh not for like no reason at all but like sometimes like I probably ate something wrong okay but like how many times a

year a year I don't know years a long time let's do how many times a month twice one or less one or none we're splitting hairs here yeah no I'm just trying to I'm just trying to I just think you're like in denial that you're a part of the crew because based on the frequency that you just spoke 12 times a year. Maybe I'm just like, you know, I'm a sufferer and I just suffer in silence. So maybe it's like I'm not even registering when I'm having this experience

because I'm just like, let's get through it. It's over. I'm not thinking about it. I'm not tabulating. That's fair. You definitely are like a sufferer in silence, whereas like me, I'm in pain. Everybody's got to know. I'm not like tabulating. That's fair. You definitely are like a suffer in silence. Whereas like me, I'm in pain. Everybody's going to know.

I have a chronic issue. You're going to text the chat. Everyone's going to. And I'm going to make it into like what chronic illness do I have. Right. Right, right, right. Okay. Well, wishing Drake well.

I don't think he needed to share this because one, now we're thinking about it. Two, if he didn't release music for a year, like nobody would think think anything of it he's not like an artist on the rise who needs to like keep putting out music like okay don't don't do anything for a year see if we feel like he also just put out an album and he also just did like a big tour so taking a break would be you know very common yeah i guess we have to respect his transparency for sure and all that travel really can mess up your stomach ain't that the truth except I don't know if like you fly on your own private jet that has a king bed like I don't know if you still get the same things that we get no not the same but like there's still the cabin pressure still you're in unfamiliar places maybe eating new food jet lag

no but seriously I feel like when you travel like Drake does, nothing's unfamiliar. Like you bring everything with you. No, I know. I'm just, Drake has problems too. That's true. Celebrities, they're just like us. They get diarrhea. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah. A little new romantic news. Baby with the new romantics, come along with me. Someone who was never on our list but should have absolutely been on our list but now would be taking off our list because they're in a new relationship is Jay Cutler. He has gone Instagram official with Samantha Robertson three years after his divorce from Kristen Cavallari. He absolutely should have been on our list. Absolutely should have been on our list. We could have had so much fun with him. I'm just thinking of all of the good times

we could have shared in the last three years. Us, yeah. We dropped the ball. But it's a reminder that we should add Kristen to our list. Yes. Has she been in any major public relationships since her divorce? Not really long relationships, but she was dating

that comedian Jeff Dye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a rumor that she went on a date with Morgan Wallen because she was dating that comedian jeff die yeah yeah yeah there's a rumor that she went on a date with morgan wallen because she was like at his concert wow really but i don't know if it was just because she was at his concert like i don't know how much credence there is yeah and then of course Southern Charm boys. Who knows what happened there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Anyways, Jay Cutler has found love with Samantha Robertson.

They have gone Instagram official. They posted a photo posing on a balcony in front of a stunning sunset in Montana with Samantha leaning on Jay, resting her arm on his back. And a couple other photos from their travels. Jay Cutler like really like I feel looks wise also just brand wise reminds me so much of Aaron Rodgers. Okay. Do you feel that?

I do. I do. Like they're both just like football players who are handsome and like had celebrity relationships. Maybe that's why I think they're so similar. Yeah. They're also like probably around the same age.

They're also kind of like renegades in what they say and do. Like they don't give a fuck. Yeah. They just say what's on their mind. Yeah. I could see. There's a similar energy. There's a similar energy.

Like I could see when Aaron's done with the NFL, like him doing a podcast just like Jay Cutler does now. He does a podcast? I believe so. Because I remember he did Sophia with an F and then Sophia went on his and I listened to both episodes. Oh, you're right. And it was really enjoyable.

Remember we were shipping them so hard. Obsessed. Uncut with Jay Cutler. Sounds like a podcast about circumcision. I think that's the point. It's a play on words. And he's Jay Cut. And he's uncut.

He also hasn't released an episode since September 2022. So maybe he's done. So over a year. Maybe he's out of the game. We also need to keep a list of podcasts that started that ended. I love that idea. Because every celebrity, every influencer, everyone comes out with a podcast. They do this like big thing.

And then, you know, everyone shoots to number one. They screenshot it. But like what happened a year later are we still doing our podcast start the list because i don't know i don't know if i made this a story but they canceled em rada emily radikowski's podcast yes i saw that too so podcasts that are over jay cutler jay cutler and also they could always come back and they'll come off our list yeah of course emrata but emrata i read the story about hers it's like she still owns her podcast she could bring it back if she wants to but like sony folded it because i think they said she had too much of an international audience and advertisers wanted domestic listeners. Okay, so maybe she'll come off the list. Also, I mean, famously, Meghan and Harry.

Oh my goodness. Also, Kim Kardashian's like fake justice podcast, whatever that was. Yeah, Archetypes, Kim, Spotify, I'll call it. Wow, I don't even know the name. Right. I'm just looking online yeah there's this um 13 celebrity podcasts you need to listen to and like the first three are already canceled high low archetypes that's funny um so far all of these I believe are still and I'm sure there are a bunch that have like kind of shuttered but there was

no announcement you know if we went yeah that's how it is like you'll slowly yeah was she still releasing okay okay who I didn't know that Sophia Bush had her own podcast I know that there was like a a bunch of the girls from One Tree Hill but she has her own called Work in Progress but they literally put out an episode yesterday so. Cool. I didn't know Michelle Obama had a podcast. Yeah. Yes you did. Yes you did on Spotify.

But I thought it was her and her husband. No. He has a podcast with Bruce Springsteen I think. What? Yeah. And I think it's all on Spotify. Yeah. Yeah.

No. I remember that they did a deal with Spotify. Okay. So sorry. Yeah, yeah, no. I remember that they did a deal with Spotify. Okay, so sorry. She was on the list. Oh, Ashley Graham's podcast. What happened to that? Remember Kim went on it? Yeah, yeah.

Let me look it up. 20, oh, it's done. 2020. Put her on the list. This is funny. It is because like I just, I keep going to these articles. Like 25 celebrity podcasts you need to listen to for inspiration. And let's see if any of them are still – oh, Smartless.

Yeah, we know. That one's still up. That one's still up. I heard Smartless is ending. No. I'm kidding. That would be like the best day of my life. I'm totally kidding, by the way.

I have a lot of respect for them. Oh, my God. Of course. It's all in good fun. I don't think anybody thinks that it's not in good fun. Also, like, we are completely punching up. Like, they don't care about us. I didn't know Rikki Lake had a podcast.

Me neither. Does she? Let's search. Everyone has a podcast, Claudia. She hasn't released an episode since July 2023, but she could be on break. Yeah, she could be on break. I won't add her to the list yet.

Anderson Cooper? That doesn't sound right. Maybe his show then becomes a podcast. Nope, November 2022. put him on the list Oprah I feel like Oprah wouldn't quit a podcast like if she's doing it and I feel like if it was like actually Oprah talking like it would be the biggest podcast in the world it's probably like some affiliate yeah because it stopped on 2018 like that's this list I'm looking at is old. Does Anna Faris

still do her podcast? I think so. Her podcast, like she's a podcaster. It was so big at one time. Yeah. Her podcast, yep,

she had Glennon Doyle on two days ago. Glennon Doyle. That's when you know you're podcasting. By the way, that's how you know you're podcasting. By the way, that's how you know you're podcasting. Ellen Pompeo.

This is the most fun game I've ever played. Let me know if you're getting annoyed with me yet. I'm not. But we're obsessed with podcasting. Ellen Pompeo, bye, hasn't released an episode in a year. We're just obsessed with podcasting, Claudia. Oh, you know who we have to add to the list? Who? Margot Ashtray, best of Oh, you know who we have to add to the list? Who?

Margot Ashtray, best of both. You know who we have to add to the list? Olivia Ashtray, maternity live. Put them on the list. The Ashtray sisters. Yeah, the sisters Ashtray couldn't crack it. But Margot still does redheads. True.

What does Olivia have to say for herself? I just have to say about the redheads, our episode hit number 11 in the arts. So you're a woman in the arts? Oh, we are women in the arts. And the episode is so good. We read Fourth Wing, talking about Fourth Wing, and you guys need to become a redhead.

It's never too late to become a redhead. Ever. I'm like downloading it so that when, like I don't want to forget because I'm going to read the book and then I want to listen to the episode so I have to read my book club book first I really need to start what's your book club book again the measure we read that for the redheads oh I'll listen to the redheads episode as well yeah I'm so curious to hear your thoughts on it it was one of my best books of the year and it's probably my first book club recommendation. Like if you are in a book club, read The Measure.

It's so good for chit-chatting. Oh good, because we had like a big meeting with the book club because we've now all, there's seven people in the book club. We've been doing it for seven months. So now we're starting again and we're like, listen,

we all need to do better with the selects. Like everyone's trying too hard. Like we're trying to be different. Like we need to pop our pussies this year. And so Rachel came out strong with the measure. It's really hard to do a book club and pick books that you have not read. Like if I did a book club, like, you know, Oprah and Reese, they read hundreds of books and then they pick the best one

and they recommend it and you know that it's good. With Redheads. It's actually like, it's not even a book club because that's. It's like, it's a recommendation. Yeah. With Redheads, like we're all taking shots in the dark. And most of them are strong. There's a few exceptional ones.

And there's a couple misses, which also makes it fun. But it does make it difficult. Yes. Any other celebrity podcasts come to mind? I'm obsessed with this. No, but we'll keep our list running. Yeah. Oh, drop a comment.

Like who's a celebrity podcast that you listen to and they just stop doing it? Yeah, totally. Anyway, so back to Jay Cutler. His podcast is over. I think Aaron Rodgers could do a podcast because Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee show now like every day. Once a week, yeah. Making headlines and he's just like sitting back cracking on. He's a talker. He's cracking on in the Love Island terms. And i think he could do that on a podcast whenever he chooses yeah i think so too even though i think he's probably gonna take actually no i don't think he would take a broadcasting deal because he likes to be say to say whatever whatever the fuck he wants yeah no that's the thing i feel like he would be actually a great podcaster because he kind of runs his mouth and there are other people who like to talk

but they you know everything they say is very, like, approved. They do the talking points. Perfect for TV. They hit the points. And those people should be on TV. And that's what TV wants. But Aaron, no, he's got a mouth for podcasting. So true.

Because, like, did he go on Joe Rogan? That's an amazing question. Because I know they were, like, i know they're friendly and there was a time where they were very um oh yes he was august 2022 yeah yeah yeah okay so i think he's got what it takes before we move on may i say something you may because our next two stories actually need to be coupled together so this would be the perfect time okay so that's why i was going to do it so but i just like wanted to let you know why you could say it. Thank you so much Jackie. These next two stories that are coupled together are brought to you by Squarespace.

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Thank you, Lotard. You're welcome, LaJax. Our next story, some of our favorite subject matters, Costco chili debate. Okay. Costco's chili stirs up debate on TikTok regarding one controversial ingredient. So as you guys know, it's chili season. Costco apparently has chili because of course they do. They have everything.

I'm sure their chili is delicious. it's chili season. Costco apparently has chili because of course they do. They have everything. I'm sure their chili is delicious. Some TikTokers were posting like it's chili season back at Costco showing the goods. But now there's a debate raging about whether or not beans belong in chili. Okay. So Costco's chili, the Kirkland signature chili is made up of usual suspects, beef, onions, cheese, wide range of spices. But the controversial addition that's truly gotten some heat are the kidney and pinto beans. So do you think beans belong in chili? Obviously. Like I thought that beans were the key ingredient in a chili. Beans is what makes it a chili and not like a meat stew.

I'm just rethinking everything I know but also I feel like my idea of chili is based on like the pinnacle of chilies which for me growing up was like the Wendy's chili and that was a bean chili but the thing about chili and something that we do do not really participate in is like sour cream and cheese because it's the mixing of meat and dairy so I don't do that in my chili I'd never I wouldn't because that sounds literally disgusting but like Ben wouldn't oh you do oh hell yeah he doesn't put cheese on his chili I don't think so I can't chili without sour cream is like french fries without ketchup like sure I'll do it but it could

be so much better I mean you know my take on I actually, I don't love French fries and ketchup. Like, I think good French fries don't require ketchup. That's what my husband says, too, and I just think he's wrong for that. Like, the best French fry in the world is made even better with a smattering of ketchup. Like, I don't have ketchup on my McDonald's French fries because they're so good. No, you're wrong for that. That's like how at Sugarfish, they don't give you soy sauce. Soy sauce.

They think their sushi doesn't need it. But my mouth is just so accustomed to like sushi and soy sauce. Like, yeah, the sushi is great, but where's the sauce, bro? No, I hear you. But I actually, I agree with the Sugarfish people. Like you're going to put out good shit, then I'll respect it. You know? You don't need to like mask it.

Right, with crapola MSG. Yeah, I just, I understand their arguments. I do, but I just know how I feel on my taste buds and like what I require. I also didn't know that beans was considered like a polarizing subject when it came to chili. Like I thought it was so obvious. That's like putting, you know, meat in your chili. Like, duh. Yeah, I didn't know that was one of the things that were like optional.

I thought, you know, obviously a tomato tomato base meat and beans were what you need and then the other things that creative you get creative some people put corn ew some people put uh bell peppers I one of my recipes calls for bell peppers and I do it I like it when Ben makes chili if we have peppers he puts them in I like it too but Zach doesn't like peppers so that's so funny I feel like of all the vegetables like I can tolerate a pepper like they really taste like nothing he's so anti-pepper it's crazy really yeah we're talking like bell pepper right all peppers and cracked pepper he really doesn't go for I am with him cracked pepper is the devil's dust like there's quite literally no reason pepper needs to exist when a meal comes at a restaurant I am with him. Cracked pepper is the devil's dust. Like there's quite literally no reason pepper needs to exist.

When a meal comes at a restaurant and you can just tell it's covered in pepper, I'm out. And of course like red pepper flakes. But I don't do those either. Hate. Hate. But like if I ever make stuffed peppers, like he won't engage. And that's hurtful. I love stuffed peppers. Okay.

I love stuffed peppers okay I love stuffed peppers too but like I'm eating the stuff not the peppers right but I feel like for him he's so anti-pepper it's like he is to peppers as like Margo is to cream cheese I understand like stubborn stubborn about it that I don't even know if he would eat what's in the boat because he can't get over the vessel itself well that's nutty because I'm the pickiest bitch alive and like I'll tell you a bell pepper tastes like nothing I know and you know why I actually weirdly have like a soft spot in my heart for bell peppers even though it's like not something you would think I would eat why because when you cook them in a pan like nothing smells better than that like your house is immediately like the most delicious

place on the planet are you sure yeah I love the smell well you should put some peppers on the stove to christen your new house. 100%. I'm so excited for your cooking journey. I'll send you some, I'll send you some cookbooks from Amazon. Yeah, I have one cookbook. We used it for Rosh Hashanah and like, I feel like it went so well. You know who you're going to love? Who? Joanna. Half-baked harvest. Yeah, no, I saw those cookies in her book when I was at your house. Like, it's legit. It's legit. Those are the best recipes.

And Joanna, I love. I love them all. Ina's great, too, but Ina's food's, like, weirdly healthy. No, and I need to get, like, one of those, like, cookbook opener holders. Yeah, it's, like, made of lucite, and it's, like, so chic. Yeah, no, I have one, and when I got it, they actually accidentally sent two. So I gave one to Olivia, because, like, that's what you two. So I gave one to Olivia because like that's what you do. But I know she doesn't use cookbooks.

I don't think she uses it. I'm going to give it to you. Yeah, no, like the thing is I have an island in my new apartment, which I've never had before. And I think that really changes actually like the feng shui of your home. Because I was saying to Ben, like now my dining room, my living room and my kitchen are all the same room. Yeah, so like people, you could could be or Ben's cooking you're on

the couch you're together it creates togetherness. It creates togetherness and like that's what I think my home is missing like that's why I'm always in my bed like I don't want to be in my bed so much like I want to spend time in my living room if that makes sense. Yeah I do. So I'm like I'm so excited I don't like I can't think of anything else. I'm excited for you. I'm so excited. I don't know. Like I can't think of anything else. I'm excited for you. I'm excited to stay there. We can cook together. We can vlog. Oh, that's the other thing.

Like this is just like a content friendly home. There's so much natural light. There's like a big kitchen. Like if I really did want to like make a cooking vlog, I have the perfect place for a tripod. You do. Right now my kitchen is like straight. It's a galley. Kind of like a hallway.

And that's not conducive for content. Yeah. So it's good for business. Oh, and I didn't even mention this. I have the biggest bathtub. Oh, wow. I didn't see. I need to watch the video again.

You do. I watched it, like I fast forwarded it just to like see because you needed an answer for me on what I thought. But now that I know that that's like where I'm going to be staying. Yeah. Where we're going to be making chilies and me and Ben were actually saying how we actually like the guest bedroom better than what's considered like the primary bedroom it's just like a better like vibe like there's so much like light that we have sick views like

it's just like a really good bedroom that's kind of like I love my master bedroom at home but my guest bedroom is really great here too like just great feng shui everyone who stays there loves it yes so um I have a big tub that I can fit in bath time q and a's are coming back I have not taken a bath in my home in years and at first it was because I was too fat right and but then it was just like I want a big tub like now I'm just not I'm not interested yeah like I'm gonna be in my tub for hours like I need to get an iPad for my tub yeah you need to get like um what are those things that goes across a table I have one they're kind of crappy though they like they don't know and like it's annoying like yeah yeah it's not right and it's annoying yeah so anyways I'm pro beans and chili but sound off in the comments yeah but people

that's the thing and what I love about chili is it's so personal I know some people put peanut butter in theirs I know people have cornbread with it I know people have cinnabons with it like it's regional for sure yeah but it's also personal it's how'd you grow up and I do feel like you can't mess up a chili and whatever you want to put in your chili, like it's customizable. Yeah. But I do feel like beans are the bedrock. Beans are the bedrock. Beans are the bedrock. Beans are the bedrock. That nobody can deny.

Except for these people on TikTok, but they'll find fault with anything. Speaking of TikTok, we made a TikTok account for The Toast. It's called at the Toast pod and I'd appreciate any followers. I really would. How are we doing on followers? Oh, you know, I have TikTok on my iPad. Oh, I think I'm logged into the Toast pod now. We have about 5,000 followers and it's not enough. I was logged out. Okay, it's going to take me a year to get back in, but I will. We don't have enough followers, so. We have 5,000.

5,000. Okay, if everyone who listens to this podcast, who has TikTok, how many people do you think who listens to the podcast have TikTok? I would say. 40%? Oh, wow. I was going to say 60. Okay, we'll meet in the middle of 50. 50.

Goes and follows. Will be respectable. Yeah, we need to be respectable, you guys. Like, help us. Yeah, come on. Don't let your girls be embarrassed. Don't make me buy followers, because you know my ass well.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? A little more food news. A little more food news. Burger King drops a new french fries and onion rings combo. Oh, I thought you meant they were overhauling their french fries, because I was about to be upset. I actually think they have good fries. They do have good fries. So you'll never have to be torn between fries or onion rings again with

burger king's latest menu item have z's it's called starting october 12th customers can order have z's a side or order of half french fries half onion rings the ideal combo for indecisive guests the new item is available a la carte or as part of a small, medium, or large value meal. Now, to no one's surprise, like I don't really fuck with onion rings. To no one's surprise. So this is cool for other people. I never struggle with like, damn, should I get the fries or the onion rings? Like it's always fries for me. But I imagine there are people who deal with that.

I kind of dealt with it when I was on our mukbang and I forget where we were, but they had tater tots. I'm like, oh, tater tots or fries? Tater tots or fries? Yeah. So should we do a half and half like I love that I love that it's really really thoughtful for them making decisions is is really hard like all different types so Burger King doing their part to alleviate that stress like we have to be grateful yeah especially

like there are big decisions I need to be made every day like which apartment are we gonna get right and so to take out some of these smaller decisions just makes life more beautiful Especially like there are big decisions I need to be made every day. Like which apartment are we going to get? Right. And so to take out some of these smaller decisions just makes life more beautiful. To take out some of these smaller decisions just makes life more beautiful. I also did not know that Burger King had onion rings. I've never had them. I feel like if you had pressed me and asked, I would have said yeah. Like I don't know. It's actually crazy that, like, more fast food joints don't have onion rings.

It's not crazy, actually, because when I think of burger, I think of fries. I don't need onion rings. It's not crazy. But where – onion rings are, like, so random. Where do you eat onion rings? Like, a diner? Yeah, or I guess a burger joint that would have, like, you know, good onion rings. Because I feel like onion rings are really hard to get right.

Like they go, they turn to crap so quickly. They have to be eaten hot. They have to be prepared well. Nothing better than like a shoestring onion ring though. You wouldn't know, but yeah. I know what you're talking about. They kind of look like. PJ Clark's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to PJ Clark's, get the onion rings. And the chili. PJ Clark's has great chili. And the mashed potatoes. I forgot who I was just having this conversation with. Oh, when I was at dinner with Ben and our friends, we were eating at Polo Bar.

So it was like very sides oriented because it's kind of like a steakhouse-y vibes. So like we had mashed potatoes and we were talking about like the best sides on the planet. And it's like universal truth that the best mac and cheese on the planet is from Boston Market yes for sure yeah how do we get here I don't know I was talking about PJ Clark's oh they're mashed potatoes oh my god so good but also the mashed potatoes I was eating that night oh that's how I got there the mashed potatoes that I was eating that night. Oh, that's how I got there. The mashed potatoes that I was eating that night that started that conversation

were excellent from Polo Bar. I love a fucking mashed potato that looks like a soup. I like a chunky. And I like skin in. Ugh. That's why I don't really fuck with Wendy's french fries. They're skin on. Yeah.

It's like they're trying to prove like it's fast food but they're real potatoes we don't care no they're not right like oh you painted on some skin like you think you're fooling us well for everyone who's was torn between onion rings and fries worry no more and i i like this trend i just want to say i like the idea of halfsies. Like if we did fries and tots. What else? Fries and cheese fries. They have those chicken sticks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I think some have mozzarella sticks. Yeah. Yeah, no, just being able to like a combo. Like a combo. Variety. We love variety. Guess we'll have to do another mukbang, Turdy Lou.

Oh, bitch, you know I'm down. With my car? Yeah, but we have to really do one down here, because one, it would be, like, so easy. The one in New York was genuinely one of the worst afternoons of my life. It was? Seriously? No.

Like, I can't even. I don't even want to hear you complain, because you were nine months pregnant, and you got to sit in the car the whole time. I had to run in and pick up all of our food. No, I was so not okay. It was horrible, but we did discover Sonic which was like I'm grateful for like it's nice that you want to paint it with a pretty picture but it was horrible like I'm not like I'm not like I look back on it like so and I shiver. Unfondly. And I quake. It was.

Oh my. I can't. Remember when we were sitting on the outer rail for like 40 minutes. Oh my God. That traffic. Yeah. Because we took the motherfucking outer rail. Yeah.

I remember. It was frightening you guys. This is the last you're going to hear from us until Jackie's book comes out. So I just think. The next time you guys hear from me on this forum, I'm going to be a published author. Acher. That's crazy. So exciting. So make sure to get your copies.

Reminder that Monday, there's no show. Tuesday, we are back. Jax is going to be in New York. It's pub day. OG recipe all week. It's OG recipe all week. But I had booked a guest co-host before I knew that Jackie was coming to New York

and I didn't want to move him. It's just it's someone who's been on the toast who everybody loves. So we decided to just keep him on and have the toast be the three of us. What if he just joined us? That would be fun. So that's one day next week.

Next week is going to be really fun. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we got Jackson Studio. So much content next week. I week is going to be really fun. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we got Jackson Studio. So much content next week. I'm also doing Talk Shop Live again on Wednesday at 6 o'clock. So we're just going to be having fun in the studio. Camper and Counselor, selling books, talking smack. Thursday, we've got great trifecta.

Yep. Friday is always a party. It's always a party. And then Saturday, I'm going to be meeting you guys at Books and Greetings, 11 a.m. Northvale, New Jersey. You have to get a ticket in order to come to the event. So the link is in my Instagram. I'm going to keep posting it on my stories.

You have to get a ticket. Your ticket buys you a book. And entry. And entry. So that's what you're paying for when you buy the ticket. You are buying a signed book and you get to meet your girl, and once upon a farm, tings. Fabulous.

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