The Toast - Ben Soffer (Celebrity) Answers For His Sins

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

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Good afternoon, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast Patreon. Thank you so much for being here. This is your fifth and final episode for the month of March. And we are so excited to be joined by a huge celebrity. It is Bean Soffer, celebrity, joining us. It's about time that you came on and, you know, answered for some of your sins. Hello, Ben. Thank you so much for being here. Podcaster Business owner

CEO Celebrity Celebrity Will you just do me a favor Podcaster Will you move your microphone Closer to your mouth Just pull it back

Yeah I never have these issues On the good guys I'm just saying Sure So Ben is here Thank you so much for being here Yes

Thank you for having me Now we You know Surveyed the group We got a bunch of questions for you About what's going on in your life But I wanted to Before we dive into those questions I think we needed, you know, like a catch up

A talk, because you've been a major Point of discussion on The Toast in recent weeks Yes And I thought maybe we should Go through what's been going on giving you a chance to defend yourself it's only fair yes well this most recent episode of good guys if you haven't checked it out I do go into a little bit of it so I don't want to spoil it it's not gonna spoil but let's start at the

beginning fine honestly go list it all out one by one. Okay. And I will comment and defend myself. Okay. Because all I want to say is what has been transpiring is fucked up. I am being mistreated in the media. Yeah. I'm being dragged. I've since hired legal counsel. Tom Girardi.

Is that his name? Nice. Yes. very good. Nice. Okay, do you feel like, you know, like me, like I have been lying about what's happened? Am I telling the truth or you just don't feel like, what do you feel?

Some things you are telling the truth about. Some things you are not giving enough context on. And thus villainizing me. Okay, so let's dive in. The first thing thing which is small potatoes compared to everything else ben suffers celebrity oh yeah oh this is just a funny story this is all on me did you tell the full story i did but feel free to tell it because i feel like i wasn't there actually uh in portugal at a lovely bar talking with some friends by the

way is there music playing oh my god there is thank you so much there's music in the background it probably didn't get picked up in the audio but like I'm just thinking to myself like is somebody singing that's so funny oh my god are you both deaf no I you probably couldn't have heard it but it's fine continue in Portugal hanging out with some friends at Brian's uh birthday bash it was the bar then the night at the bar, drag night, and talking to a new friend, Garrett. And any new person that I meet, I need to let them know that there is a photo of me that exists on the internet, that if they were to come across it, they should know that I do not endorse it. It should be removed.

Agreed. And I look like Rosie O'Donnell. It's offensive. It's offensive. Yeah, I agree. It's offensive, right? The picture, by the way, is not that bad. It's horrendous. Okay, but you don't like it. Okay. Rosace offensive. Yeah, I agree. It's offensive, right? The picture, by the way, is not that bad. It's horrendous.

Okay, but you don't like it. Okay. Rosacea. Yeah. Rosie. Rosie, yeah. Rosie O'Donnell. You're putting the rose in Rosie.

Yes. Who's a beautiful woman, by the way, but she's a woman and you're not. She's a beautiful woman that I don't want to look like. Yeah, you're not a woman. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Totally fine.

And to find that, it's on a website called Famous Birthdays. Which, for those who don't know, is a database of birthdays of people of certain notoriety. They have a very low bar for who they let on there. Very low bar. Like the day I started my Instagram, I got put on there. So it's cool to be on there, but like everyone's on there. Very low bar. But the way that I find that picture of myself, now that Famous Birthdays changed it is i type into google ben soffer celebrity because the first thing that comes up

how did you discover that because i must have googled it i don't know i don't know okay i mean look you look through these things sometimes you google you probably google more than me ben soffer net worth just to see how much people think you have when in reality you have none of it yeah like you know what I mean Yeah I actually Personally I stay away From Google I don't Google myself

For anything Because it's too upsetting But I know what you mean Yeah so Google Ben Soffer celebrity Showed Garrett the picture Of me We were laughing

Terrible Put the phone back In my pocket But I didn't like X out of the browser It was just open Our friend Encore Comes up to me

And Taylor Donahue Come up to me And Taylor Donahue Come up to me And we're talking About Blink-182 Because I actually Could talk about it here Spurts Society Just sold into UBS Arena

Home of the Islanders Yes And now that we are Part of the UBS family Of course we're going To take advantage Of their ability To give us tickets

Of course And one of those So you were flexing Like oh you guys Want to go to Blink-182 You guys want to go To Blink-182 Would love to

Would love to take you. To supply. Let me just figure out what the date of the concert is. So I pull out my phone to do it and before I can even type it Encore's like What is that? What is that? Ben suffers celebrity and then my life is over.

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