The Toast - Big Al-mageddon: Monday, April 20th, 2026

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Monday after weekend two of Coachella doesn't hit quite as hard as the Monday after weekend one of Coachella. But the girls were out.

They were having fun. Yeah, it's like a third story. You know, it's not a first story. Yeah. And there actually is a lot to discuss. It was kind of a juicy weekend between West and Amanda going. to the Yankee game, which is like seriously the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Alex Earl gave us like nothing 2.0, but it's worth discussing.

And we just like have to catch up with one another because we're fabulous ladies who like, you know, probably partied all weekend. Oh yeah. It's also been like one whole week since Licks versus Lex. That's insane because it was the best week of my life. That is insane that it's only been a week because it was like happy Monday. Yeah. What you hear at like the gates of hell.

How was your weekend? I barely even spoke to you. Has your kitchen reno coming along? It's going really well. They're actually working right now. So if you hear anything, just know that it's the sweet sounds of having a microwave installed.

Wow. What are you going to do with like your antique microwave that you just have to like bring out and plug in? I'm going to throw it away. I'm going to throw it in the bin. It's really 15 years old. No, that one is like three years old. But I've had a version of it for the last 10 years

because, I mean, it's all in the blog. But I've actually like weird. never lived in a place that has a microwave built in. So this is going to be major gains for me. And I'm so excited to have my counter. I'm surprised to mess around with a microwave. Like, it's so not you. I'm definitely cautious about the way in which I engage with my microwave.

Yeah, I want to say, the older I get, the more I understand Lizzie Lohan's mom in confessions of a teenage trauma queen. Because one thing about my son, he eats cold food. I will never. Because we batch a lot of his solids. We like freeze stuff. We make stuff for the week.

And sorry, if Mama forgets to take. take it out like an hour before, you're eating it cold. I'm not putting in the microwave. Yeah. But when I do engage with my microwave, like, of course, like it's in glass, never plastic. And I try and be thoughtful about it. But sometimes, like, you do need a microwave. And for my guests, like, I just don't want to be that person.

It's like, oh, we can't go over there. She doesn't have a microwave. Like, I'll have a microwave sure. Yeah. If you want. Yeah. But you know what I've heard? You know what the streets are saying?

About the wave? The new thing in heating technology is a warming drawer. That's what the mamas are saying. That's what I heard of homage. Are you having to put it in your new kitchen? So I'm not because it wasn't in the plans. And I think that's like, you know, in my next kitchen I'm going to have a warming drawer. But just know what's trending, apparently, are warming drawers.

Because like you could cook dinner at like 3 o'clock, keep it in the warming drawer. Right. And it stays warm till dinner time. I love that. I love that too. So I'm just sort of letting that idea percolate, not to use the word since Dave Portnoy, you may use that word in his T by the C video. And now I'm just, like, feeling like the percolaciousness of percolation. I'm definitely feeling the parjolicious percolaciousness as well.

Um, I did something crazy over the weekend. What did you do? I can answer however I want. Oh no, Jackie's succumbing to the hate. No, I'm not, but it's like, okay, I'm down to evolve with it. Like, I don't want to throw it in the garbage, but like, let's workshop, you know? I taught Satchie how to play mahjong. Oh, I knew that.

I taught Satchchi how to play mahjong. so like my crew is growing. I just like to have an in-house. Yeah. I need to have an in-house for some. That's a hard part about Mahjong when you love the game but you also like are quite insular.

You need three other people. When you hate the players but you love the game. Love the game. So I got Ben even though actually for my mental health I need to stop playing with him. He is so slow.

And yeah, of course you need time to think but that's not even what I'm talking about. Like when you need to pick up a tile like a normal person goes like this. Ben will go like this. like I just can't fucking play with him, but I'm desperate. So Ben is my second. My friend Margo is my third.

She's like, always down. And now I have Satchie Lou and she played with me twice this weekend. I need to keep growing my like insular circle of like people who have like flex jobs. You need to like teach Ruby how to play. Literally. Well, I was thinking of actually hosting a class at my house. Like anybody wants to play and it's going to be, you know, available to me. Do you have a lot of friends who don't know how to play?

I would say most of my friends know how to play. But like I keep encountering people and they're like, oh, I want to learn. Fuck and learn, bitch. Like. Oh, so you're going to teach everyone. Well, that doesn't sound like you. I know. I just like want to sort of spread love.

You need to make neighbor friends. You need to make neighbor friends. I did Annette. Like, and she doesn't know how to play. So she was going to come to my class too. Okay. So Annette needs to learn how to play. Like my next door neighbor plays.

And so it's like nice. This weekend I was talking to Olivia. We sort of had like the itch to play at night. But like in a casual manner where like kids go down like we're in our pajamas. Let's just play. So I was like, let me text my neighbor. My next-door neighbors, we can play on the lot line. Yeah, I know two of my neighbors, and I asked them both, and neither of them play.

Oh, okay. So they're going to have to educate themselves. Cute wrecked. And everybody's like, well, I want to learn. And it's like, okay, so start. Claudia, if you wanted to, you would. A thousand percent. If you wanted to, you would.

So I took the time to teach Satchy, which I was glad for. So I spent a lot of time with Satchy this weekend. Yeah, I was with her last night and the night before last. And what's like the latest headlines from Satch worldwide? From Satchella? No, like just from like Satch, from the Satchy times. Well, the place looks great. Of course it always does.

Oh my God, last night. The kids and Olivia's kids, we all played in my house like all afternoon, tore up the house. I'm just like, go crazy. I literally have no energy. And we were eating dinner and the place was like upside down. I go, the place looks great. It always does. It always does.

Thank you. So Satchie was in, in the. present, I was in the presence of Satya, but just like pretty much kept saying that the whole night. I can't stop saying it. And there's something that I've been like... It always does. Thank you. Something I'm like really excited for coming up.

And it's like soon I will know how it feels. Of course. And Satie actually texted me last night about something she was looking forward to for whikes. We need to watch more of the video because literally in the three, in the one minute that we watch, we have sound bites for life. Sound bites for life. totally so I feel like in terms of like catching up in a personal sense I don't really have a lot

to share oh that felt like really quick no I know it was just kind of like a low-key weekend we were transitioning to one nap I know like we're really advanced I don't want to talk about it and I really don't want to talk about like stop asking me you guys and what else what else you know telom

tea lumm the life of me the life of a mother the life of a mother lots of mothering this weekend I would say from your girl yeah we took a trip to the suburbs and I feel as though like Ben got the itch

you know you gotta scratch it well you know Ben has never lived anywhere outside of the city and it's so crazy because he's so house right like barbecue pudding green you know and so we went to visit our friends who had recently made the journey to Scarsdale and we just had a fabulous

time like a back deck B, B, B, Q. And when we were in the car, like, Ben was just, like, talking about it. And I was like, oh. He's ready. He's ready. Oh, my gosh. Are you ready for house?

I just feel like you're never going to live in a house. I can't. Do they have a apartment in Scarsdale? Right. Like, I cannot live in a house, like, because somebody could just walk right in. It's insane. The fact that people, like, you know, live on the ground level, I just, it's insane to me. Like, aren't you afraid all the time?

Well, you could have a gate. Who can't? cares. And a fence. People jump them. Like, they don't care. Yeah. I've seen SVU.

I've watched way too much SVU from such a young age to ever live in a house. They all take place in the city and apartments. No, they go to the outer boroughs. They're in Yonkers a lot. No, like it's literally only of that shouldn't scare you off of the house. Other things could. But SVU should literally only scare you off of the city. And like houses are sort of like living beings.

They just breathe. You know, they make sounds. They fart. They burp. Like I could like I would just have to sleep with one eye permanently motherfucking open. One eye open when I'm sleeping. One eye. One eye open when I'm sleeping.

One eye. Remember like the toast like week or month where I could not stop saying that? Yeah. I remember I think we were on a vacation. We were vlogging something and I think we were doing shot or truth. Let's that game. sip or spill. Drink or truth.

Yeah, whatever. Sip or see. And you were like drinking and that's all, that's all you contributed to the vlog was one eye open when I'm sleeping. Sounds like an amazing blog. So glad to have been a part of it. Yeah, it was really cute. I think we were upstate.

I think it was pregnant. Oh, we're so cute. There's so much cute stuff on the Patreon. It's all there still. Like if you joined today, you could go watch that blog from 2021. It's sort of like a historical. Oh, I cannot believe. I talked about my weekend without talking about what I actually did all

weekend. I watch Rick Burns, New York. Now, obviously, it's a 14-hour documentary, but I understand now, like, why you made it your personality at the time, because it's like, yeah, I'm watching Rick Burns, New York. What are you doing, slob? Like, I am so elevated. I get in bed and I watch, like, a historical documentary and I actually really enjoy it, except for the fact that it's so boring and sleepy. I cannot stop falling asleep. I keep having to start over the next day. I did finally get to the Central Park part, and I fell asleep right when it started. Like, I took a nap. Right, you'll watch it. I saw the first 10 minutes,

and then I fell asleep because it was during like Ruby's nap time, so I started taking a nap. And it was just like, it's so, it's so good. It's so sleepy. Like the voice and the music and just like the content. It's very soothing. It's very soothing. I feel like I'm learning a lot. And I love learning, you know?

Yeah, Ben likes it too, yeah. Oh, Ben loves it and he's telling everyone about it. Ben is like so funny. He, like, just can't keep things in home. Not that it's like a secret that we're watching it, but like literally we can, time we were playing Majan, we saw his parents, we went into Scarza, telling everyone. And all these these people are texting, what was that documentary called? So like, we're truly spreading the word of Rick

Burns. It only took you three years. When did I watch it? I think I watched him when I was pregnant with Harry. Like, why don't you just fucking listen to me when I say things the first time? Okay, so I would have watched it then. Is that what you want? Like, I wouldn't have liked it then. Yeah, I wasn't in the space for it. You weren't ready to receive it. My God, like, I'm giving you credit. I wasn't hearing a lot of credit But it's not even about the credit of the Rick Burns It's like Of course not what's about what's it about

It's about going forward You know In what sense? Going forward that you could maybe like We could be simpatico on them You know? Yeah I understand you have a chip on your shoulder Because you like did a couple of things first

And then I years later like finally watch him But I feel like years ago I acknowledge it together That's why Because I just want to do things with you I acknowledge that like, yeah, you're on to things before me. Like, congrats.

Like, that's great. I'm happy for you. I don't need credit for being on to them before you. I'm just hoping on the next one. Like, we could sync up. Great. Like, sorry that it already happens. Like, I don't know what you want to say.

So for the next one, we'll sync up. You're saying. So, like what? Like what? Because I feel like we're synced now. Like, I trust you now. And I'm always listening to your recommendations. Okay.

But sorry you watched Downton Abbey and you got a Kindle and you watched Rick Burns, New York, like, 10 fucking years ago. Sorry you're like an 80 year old living in the body of a 25 year old. I'm sorry that I'm just acting my age. 25. I'll add it to the list. How old are you when you watched downtown abbey? I was pregnant with Harry.

Oh, so clearly like you went through like a grandma phase when you were pregnant. Like sorry I wasn't also pregnant. It's not a phase. It's a lifestyle. Also, did you start strangers? Oh my God. No, I tried to order it on Amazon. What do you mean?

You don't have a Kindle? I do, but I'm like really not in my Kindle phase. First of all, I don't know where it is. I can't buy another one. You're not in the candle phase because you don't have one. And the one that I do have, like I cannot find the charger for it. And you guys know me. I have like a saga.

I have lost every kiddle I've ever owned. Charging on your Kindle. I just cannot buy another Kindle. So I ordered it on Amazon and it must be like going in for a second printing because it was prime, but it's going to take like four days. Oh. I think it'll be here tomorrow. I can't believe you don't have a work like a Kindle right now.

That's really crazy. Like if I went looking for it, I might find it. I feel like you just like fart Kindles. Like you say Kindle and one falls into your lap. Like everyone's always sending them to you. The Amazon team is extremely generous with their gifting. So when I say I've lost every Kindle I've ever owned, just know I've actually never bought one,

which is a sleigh on my part. Maybe if you bought one, you would. I would know what it's like to like know the value of a Kindle. Yeah, like sometimes when something comes so easy, it's easy come, easy go. But when you buy one, you know how you feel when you buy something. It's like, yeah, yeah. But I'm also like I like,

these days like reading a book getting in bed because you guys do it together and like the lights are on no no but just like something about like turning a page it's so natural you know so quaint yeah

and then of course if I ever leave the house with my book how will people know that I'm like reading something reading like the book of the moment which is strangers by Bell Burden yeah it really is everybody's talking about it don't you find and they're adapting it who's playing

Gwyneth Paltrow Is playing her? I believe, yeah. Okay. I love that. I've seen pictures and videos of Ms. Burden, but I don't know

what the subject of the book is, but between her, I know it's about a divorce and, you know, Gwyneth obviously has experience in the conscious uncoupling, and it's not like a wealthy blonde woman. Yeah.

If there's a story about a wealthy blonde woman, I only want it to be played by Gweth Paltrow. Yeah. Okay. I look forward to discussing the movie once you've read the book because I have some

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You know, you're talking about, like, your new partnership and your relief. Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot. I sort of. I sort of buried the lead. I'm one, yeah, some, like, big major news coming out today. You're in the news today. You're the news.

Yeah. You know, I get a lot of requests from high-end brands, right? You know, fashion, beauty. And a lot of people want to work with me. And I'm very choosy, of course, right? Of course. And so, yes, that People Magazine article, today is the announcement. I am very proud to be one of the new faces of Dulclex.

It just feels right. You know what I mean? It just feels right. feels right like i didn't even need product do you know what i mean they were like can we send you products i was like no i'm all said thanks thanks so much well what a fun treat to see you in the news as i scrolled about my day our first story Alex earl seemingly sends pointed message to alice cooper with a song choice in her new pole dancing video so as we wait for the earl response we are getting a video of her pole dancing along to the track you don't own me which for those who

don't know goes, don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to say. Very pointed, I would say. And not just to Cooper's self, but to everyone who's like, TikTok on the clock, you have to say your piece. Oh, I thought it was actually, like, exclusively directed at Alex Cooper because she didn't. And I think now in hindsight, like when her immediate response was like, okay, I'm on

it, was more sarcastic being like, I'm not listening to you, bitch. Like, what you're going to tell me what to do? You're not my boss anymore. Yeah. So I don't, I didn't feel like she was talking to me. Maybe she was. No, I felt like she was like, number one, Alex Cooper, but also like everyone else, don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to say. She's going to do it on her own time. I think that we can sort of say now like, oh, response TikTok is not coming. No, no. And there were, you know, theories that because her original video of her waking up with Sally and her sister was filmed horizontally, that it was being used for their reality show and this was just like a sneak peek. And this, and yes, I, I, I agree now. And in that video, she's doing like a stripper pole class dancing. And you see there's a camera crew.

They keep like popping in and out of frame on the left side. So yeah, she pretty much confirmed that this whole thing will be addressed in her reality show. And like I do respect the hustle. And, you know, it's like us with Patreon. Like I get it. Yeah,

but Patreon we can do it immediately. It's instant. And this is actually just simply not going to work for me. Yeah. I want to just also say like this is a crazy. response like the pole dancing the pole dancing and that's what i like about her like and because i do feel like i'm really a different generation than her the way that she's like moving in this saga is so unexpected to me yeah even posting the video of herself watching the thing and then just like laughing

and nothing else i'm like wait that's that's just like not what i would expect so again this pole dancing video i'm like these are crazy ways to handle it but she's like seriously such a pro and so good what she does that I have no doubt in her. I'm just like, wow, we're from a different time. And also, I don't know if this is a part of it because so much of what she's been posting doesn't seem strategic at all. But like, you know, never interrupt your enemy

when they're making a mistake. Like, Alex Cooper posted this video. I think it completely backfired had such a negative. I'm now seeing I met Alex Earl on a plane once and she was nighted. I'm ex Alex Cooper and she bullied me. You know, like going back home, we through every video she's ever posted.

It's had a very negative and I think backfired effect. on Alex Cooper. So like, why would Alex Earl interrupt that? Like, you started this. I'm all good. Everybody loves me and I haven't even said anything yet. Like, I'm sad. It's true.

That's a really good point. I mean, I wouldn't respond. Because, you know, the internet is so member drama again. And it was like, James's video came out. Oh, yeah, Justice for James. And the Tate's videos came out. Oh, James is disgusting. He's a pedophile.

Like, the internet is so fickle that you know what? Like, yeah, I would be sat too. Even though, like, personally I'm disappointed. Yeah. In terms of like she's trying to win. this, even though she does need to tell her friend Brianna Chicken Fry to shut the fuck up. Because I think that's kind of been the only

like bad look for team Alex Earle is Brianna Chicken Frye like insert herself right in the middle and hyped up Alex Earl more being like, well I hate you because what you did to my friend and I cannot wait for my friend to tell everyone. And her friend doesn't say anything. And then Brianna Chicken Fight keeps teasing this podcast episode where she spills like all this tea.

And I guess it came out yesterday. And I don't think it moved. Nobody moved. I don't think it made a real impact. And she's just like going on and on about her and grace again. And it's like, so that's like the only thing that's sort of like not rocking on team Licks. Yeah. And because I think of all of this, Alex Cooper has looked to the best. And I think like provided the most proof and like she, I feel like she's been sort of vindicated, justified in the Alex,

I mean, in the Brianna Chicken Fry thing. Yeah. Yeah. I would agree. So this is where we are at now. I guess we'll wait for the show. Hopefully they can do it lickety split. And I guess it does incentivize. Netflix to put her on the air sooner. You know, sometimes you have to like wait for your airtime. Like, look at Love Thineater. But like if you're dangling this in front of Netflix, like this is literally one of the top three stories of pop culture this year so far. It's just been a really competitive year so far.

It has. They're going to feel incentivized to get it up. And that's a pretty good move on her part. But I agree with what you said. It's just like not strategic the way she's moving. And that's just like so refreshing to be like I. And just so unexpected. I guess it's very Gen Z.

I don't know. These are not my people. But yeah, in the days of your, like, the drama I've always participated in, it's been, like, extremely well-timed, extremely strategic crisis PR. Like, I guess she doesn't give a fuck. Like, or at least that's what she wants to put out that she doesn't care, unbothered. Also, for how history will remember this saga, I would like to propose, like, another title. We don't have a good one.

Okay, what about Almageddon? Just think about it. So I love it. I don't know if we can also use Armageddon again, you know, like, but I love it. Okay. Just, you know, I feel like I've thrown out a lot of options like, like Licks for Slex. You've done your part. Licks for Slex is just a little chewy.

A little chewy? Chewy. Like it's got a lot of syllables. Like, you know what I mean? Al-Mageddon sort of rolls off the tongue. Speaking of, we also need to talk about the most recent T-Bi-C that Dave put out about what he Demosodil. Demosimo and also what he has heard because I feel like he's been waiting for both sides

and now he's just like wants to pontificate on the situation. And so he's sharing what he's heard. Which was a new. Oh yeah. Which was a new tidbit that Alex Earl wanted to leave unwell, as we all know. And Alex could really wouldn't let her and instead more or less blackmailed her into staying. Yeah, like with a recording or something. And like, threatening to cancel her.

Well, that backfired. Yeah. And if that's true, I have a zero tolerance policy. Of course. I would hope so. I have a zero tolerance policy for blackmail and cancellation, just so you know. Okay. I don't give grace there.

But I will. And I feel like you're referencing like that where that's happened before. No, no. I just think that's an awful thing to do. Of course. That's different. Like, because all the- Who acts like that?

Who does she think she was James Gandalfini? Like, that's insane. No, but also, like, I could understand, you know, Alex R wants to leave the network, but you signed a contract. Sorry, you don't like it. Sorry. Like, so I'm just not automatically team Earl for wanting to leave.

Like, I understand this is a business, you know, blah, blah, blah. Of course. So I could have a little bit of tolerance for running a business, but I don't have tolerance for blackmail and extortion. That's where I'm glad to hear that. are aligned, like, philosophically on that? I think a lot of people are as well. I'm just saying, like, that if anyone wanted to know where I stand,

that's like Liz Woods always posts that meme from, I think, I hate crime. I'm violently against it. I'm against crime. Sleigh. Yeah. So, yes, I'm against blackmail extortion and threatening cancellation. Agreed.

No good. That has no place in our community. I'm crying. So I guess this sort of like marks the end for now. We'll put a pin in it. And then what do you? I don't want to put a pin in it. I was having so much fun.

I think little things will like it could be like fourth and fifth stories. Like maybe throughout the week. You know, chicken fry keeps yapping and. Oh, I don't want that. Yapping. Yeah. And de Moximo. Yeah.

So we'll see. Let's just set it down for it. It's gotten, you know, I think we do need to cool off. It got a little crazy. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Something that's getting crazier is summer house drama, two things, two things. First, Amanda and West Wilson were spotted enjoying a baseball game. They were at the Yankees game.

They were put on the Jumbotron and they kissed. Okay, they were put on the Jumbotron, which is so crazy. Because, like, were they put on the Jumbotron? When you go to a sporting event, there are two types of people on the Jumbotron. the Jumbotron. They do like a celebrity row, you know, like famous people at the game. And then they also just put like randos. And I have a hard time believing they just like happened to have chosen these two randoms. They are. The person doing the camera knew who they were. Okay. Of course. And then the lip readers say that when they were on the Jumbotron, Amanda said,

look like you like me. Act like you like me. And I just want to say, well, I usually don't go for stuff like this. But I, for lip-shicking. Someone slowed it down and they played it over and over and over and by the end, you can see, act like you like me. You know, and then he gives her her a peck and then he like looks like so miserable and like he's regretting every choice that he made over the last two months. Obviously. Also like doesn't want to look that way and appear that way. And I think does care about Amanda.

It's not going to just like leave her. But I'm just telling you this guy is not having a good time. Oh my God. He has one foot out the door. But I think they both have made a commitment to one another because this thing is so bad if they don't at least date for a couple of months. Like if it was just a one time thing, it's so bad for her. It's bad for both of them.

I think he knows that like the situation will get. words if he ends up doing to Amanda what he does to every girl. So he has to, like, act like he's not a piece of shit for a couple of months. But I think he can't stand her. I don't. I just want him to know, like, I don't need him to now prove like that he's not that guy, like, with Amanda. Like, no, but like, we always say, like, well, if they get married, like, this wasn't

so bad, you know? Because he's allowed to stay being him. They're not getting married, Claudia. They can't even make it a week. Of course not. Of course that. But the situation lessens, like the crime lessons, the longer they are together, you know? Yeah.

But if they had just like. this one night stand. It would have been better as a one night stand because that's a mistake that can be forgiven. The situation that they're in right this moment is the absolute worst one of like we are going to throw away everything. We don't care about you. Your feelings are fans, etc. To explore a feeling that's like not even really strong enough because we're not going to

make it. Yes. I also don't know. I think they're both like relatively committed to just emerging 100%, not like a slow reentry. They just want to be out and about. I think they think it'll like quicken up the process of whatever's going to happen. But I don't know why the hell she went to that game. She was so Fibisana the whole time. Every picture, every video. She has her feet up on the chair in front of her, which is just disrespectful, you know? And she just looks so mis. And then she's on the jump of tron.

Who sits like that? A child sits like that. She looked like a petulant toddler like having a panter. Who's like mad that they had to go to this event. So don't. Yeah. Not a good luck. Not a good showing. And I think this week is a summer house reunion taping. So, like, I personally cannot wait. I need them to just air it completely unedited. Like, I don't want to miss a minute. I'll watch.

I know they take, like, 12 hours. Okay, I'll watch 12 hours. Yeah, like, streaming on Peacock. The way I feel about Amanda now is, like, how I felt about Lucy and tell me lies. Like, yes, that's the perfect comparison. Like, I can't feel bad for you. I think, like, I guess Amanda could, like, No, she really can't move to a different country or something.

But that's a bummer. Yeah, it's hard to champion people who don't champion themselves. And as the great Gracie Lou Freibush once said, people care about people that care about themselves. But it seems like she only cared about herself in this situation. And that didn't work. No, I was just making like a movie reference, but I appreciate you using it as a moment to not agree with my call.

No, I was just using it as a moment. I appreciate it more than you know. I was really internalizing what you said. So next time I should just skim over what you say. When like when it's a movie reference, yeah. Like I was just referencing a great quote. So I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm actually disagreeing with Gracie Lou Freibush and the writers.

Do you not agree with people care about people who care about themselves? To a degree, but I would say this is the exact. She was saying it on like a more physical level being a girl, put a clip in your hair. People care about people who care about themselves. That I agree with. Yeah. But like I think Amanda care about man to self a little too much here. Agreed, agreed.

She should have cared about other self. Yeah. Sierra's glamour article like was extremely well received. She was talking about that kind of now famous photo of her in the, in the white dress sitting on the street. And she was like... But she's not filming. But she's not filming.

You said it like that. I did. Honestly, it is my new vocals, Tim. Oh my God. And what's her name out with Marciano? Is she okay? She's lost me.

Do you see they went to a concert together? I did. And like, up until now, I just was able to tell myself that she's like doing this for the show and like to move the story along. But Jackie. But they're not filming. But they're not filming.

And like going to a Lonnie concert, like that's a lot. And I think they're like actually. seeing each other, which is really, really crazy. It's crazy because it is a check in Jordan's column, which is insane because nobody hates it more than me. Yeah. But maybe your emotional affair was more serious than everybody made it out to be.

No, I just can't understand the idea of like this person, Marciano, like, almost ruined your life at the time, like spreading this lie that was a clear lie, like, how you could ever, like, be attracted to someone like that ever again. I don't understand that. Yeah, at your big age, like, making such a bad decision, I genuinely, like, I cannot support you. I don't understand how you can, like, love someone, like, or even engaged with someone who tried to take you down.

I know Jesse listens to the show. Like, Jesse, listen, we can help you, okay? But I am hopeful that she, that there's more than we don't know, because she was really so fantastic when I met her. Like, I'm going to trust my name. I know. I'm trusting my fave here. I know.

And, like, the girl that you met, like, wouldn't make a decision like that. I'm trusting my fave. I'm going to. Okay, okay, that's really beautiful. Jesse, if you need help, reach out, okay? Yeah. Every time I make, like, a call to action to Jesse, she responds. Like, the last time I did it, I was like, Jesse, I know it's hard and you have young kids,

but like, please leave your husband. And she DM me, like, two days before they announced, she was like, we're getting into wars. Okay. So, like, Jessie, tell me this Marciano thing is fake. Like, tell me something. Make it make sense. Just make it make sense.

Whatever it is. Make it makes sense. Yes. Also, Summer House related is that Kyle Cook was spotted. kissing Megan King Edmonds in the streets. Okay. Okay. Kyle, not only.

King Edmonds spotted after a Patriots party. Jack, it's just Megan King. She dropped the Edmonds. For me? Like I'm still. She will always be M.K.E. Yes. Jackie.

When I saw this, first of all, this is such an amazing, crazy psychotic story for two reasons. One, like the most unlikely pairing, even though we all forget because he acts like a 17-year-old, Kyle Cook is well into his 40s. He's 40s. He's 43 and she's 41. Oh my God, that's insane that he's older than her. Okay. So, like, yes, on its face, it makes sense, right?

A 43-year-old and a 41-year-old who work on the same company. It's like, it's giving astronomer. Like, it's just whatever. But this is so crazy for two reasons. Like, one, I think this is the craziest, most unlikely pairing of people on the planet. Like, I just can't get over it. And two, the video itself is one of the most disturbing kisses I've, ever seen in my life.

Like, it's insane. And if a moment, like, it's so personal and intimate, not in, like, a sexy way in an embarrassing way. Like, I could never really be famous. I couldn't. Like, having moments like this recorded. And shout out to, like, the random stranger who knew who these people were and, like, stood on the street corner and filmed it.

They were leaving a page six party. So it might have been, like, another party goer. I don't think it's, like, so random, you know, like, they weren't just, like, having a quiet night out. And it was like, do you think this is their first kiss? I mean, it looked like their first kiss ever with any other human being. Like the kiss was so platonic. That gives like not your first kiss with this person then because like you do your big one for

your first kiss. Like you kiss in random ways when your later kisses. He had both, and he's shorter than her. He had both hands on her shoulders in a sort of like broie like football kind of way. And then the second it was over, she just like grabbed her phone. It was so weird. Like, I seriously. I watched it a hundred times.

Like, I couldn't believe it. So, do you ship? No. No. No. No, I don't. I don't ship. Like, I don't hate.

Megan King Edmonds, like, continues to be one of the craziest women on Bravo. Like, yeah. Her impact was so, like, her time was so short, but her impact was so long lasting. Brooks? Brooks. That's so crazy. That was the craziest thing that ever happened on Bravo.

Yeah, we forget it because like Scandival and now Scamanda. But like, yeah, Brooke. A psychic signal to them that Brooks was faking his cancer. Do you know how fucking crazy that is? And she, and anyone else who brought it up, it was kind of like Munchausen's with Yolanda. Like obviously this woman had Munchausen. Like she was completely fine.

And yeah, like shout out in hindsight. She was the villain. But Lisa Rana was so real for that. Like there was something deeply wrong with Yolanda. indeed mentally, physically she was fine. And she kind of became the villain for that, like for saying the unpopular thing. But I guess you can't prove Munchausen.

You can prove if somebody is faking cancer. And it was extremely brave of her to actually say it out loud. Like yeah, we all just could have like tossed aside what the psychic said. But she called that facility Newport imaging. That's so crazy. That was so crazy. Faking cancer is like a thing. Is it?

Yeah, it's like a trope. Like people do it a lot. There's a girl on TikTok who, um, I didn't know the backstory. Her content comes up for me all the time because she makes like, um, big Sunday roast dinner. She's British and then she had twins and like, I don't know why she's just like always on my for you page. Jack and potato. Like, and then I didn't know her backstory was that like she had to go fund me and like literally

fake to having cancer. Yeah. Like it's just a thing people do. It's so crazy. I'm unfamiliar. Oh yeah. No. The crazies are, are holding it down.

Are you ready for our next story? three number three yeah and it's a little more reality TV news I would say these were the first three stories are the top three stories of the year number three right now being taylor frankie paul speaking out in the most direct way that she has since all of the bachelor drama went down and now that her cussed her domestic violence um thing was thrown out she is speaking out so she posted three pictures of herself looking at very thin and unwell. And she said, here come the ugly parts of what healing actually looks like.

If you know me, you know I'll admit my parts, flaws and faults. I'm well aware that's a part of it. We'll get there. This public atrocity that I not only lived through once but twice now on an even bigger scale was ultimately the cost to my freedom. I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy or even to the ones who publicized it. I cried on my knees in pain while also saying, thank you. We have a road ahead, but regardless, I'm forever freed from a certain living hell

I couldn't find my way out of. Metaphorically, someone witnessed me bleeding out and poured salt all over me. Somehow I'm still here, as we can see barely because I believe God helped me through and sent help plus an army, which makes me cry because thank you to all of you that's supported even without full context. God undoubtedly had a hand in this because after waiting seven weeks on the seventh day, exactly, I received the call. All charges dropped.

Those are his numbers, symbolic for his plans, which I'm nervous to see what's in store. Steps moving forward are the very basics. We're working on eating, moving. rest in retraining the nervous system. I'll be sharing the process because if my worst is shared, better bet I'll share the rebuilding too. That's great. I just want to say one thing.

I saw this. And I saw also a lot of the pictures that were released. I don't know where they came from. If she released it or like it's public documents. There was pictures like scrapes and scraps. Scrapes and bruises on both of them. So while I do think the public doesn't 100% understand, and I can see I do agree.

Like she was in a personal hell, like, and she was being tortured. And I understand what she's saying. Like, the second this all came out, obviously she was like terrified, but also relieved, right? And I appreciate her, like, you know, sharing this. But I do think the narrative, like, of her being completely blameless is not, like, I'm not 100% buying that. Oh, I don't think there's a narrative that she's blameless. Yeah, no. And it's like, and look, and her abuser got her again.

And he got her season canceled. And it's like, he's the real abuser. And it's like, I think that they both are. I think that they both are. I don't think that she's blameless whatsoever, but I think that she did this really terrible thing. Because I mean, the stuff about with her in Dakota is like one thing, but the chair throwing and whatnot.

And it all happened like very publicly. But I guess like she understood that we didn't understand it. And I think in all the seasons, like she felt like such a bad person. And like I felt like even though she was asking for forgiveness essentially for the last few years, she couldn't get it because nobody knew what they were forgiving. And I feel like now that everything is out there and that like this really separates for her from Dakota completely. So she's able to like move on from him. Like everyone can start the process of like knowing who she is and what she did.

And if there is a way to come back from that to start that now. But like when you can't even start that, she's like been in this purgatory. And so I don't find her to be blameless whatsoever. But at a, at what point can forgiveness begin? Right, right. And I guess that's the road she's taking just like religion and and healing, which I respect and support. Yeah, yeah. So it was interesting to hear, though, that that's how she saw it.

It's like the worst thing that ever happened. Like, not the worst thing ever happened, but like a horrible thing to go through it twice now and like have your whole life completely ruined. But it was like very freeing for her because it's over. It's over now. Yeah. And probably getting all these things like Bachelorette, like always, she always. she always felt unworthy. Right.

Like the higher you climb, the farther you fall. Right. And so there was really, like, I think she'd rather not have those things and not feel that way. Right. Right. And feel like a fraud. And now just like be her and move forward.

I mean, I can see a world in which she continues filming. I could too. I feel like they're not filming right now. I do imagine that the executives are taking the temperature of what people would watch again. you know. Right. And how all this is like being received.

They seem to really love her because even when she did this the first time and they picked back up and they always gave her special treatment, they've always, like, I imagine that they want her to film. Yeah. And the show has not picked up cameras since this whole saga. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the path forward would be.

I wonder if she even wants to or she's like. I know. Like it's just being an influencer like enough. Like you can make money. You can make a living. And she has made so. much money over the past few years and lives very modestly you know even her clothes she's borrowing dresses from jesse she was living in the same house but she moved to just a different house of the

same size just to like clear herself with the memories i wouldn't be surprised if she has a lot of money in the bank i agree and doesn't need to be a celebrity like this anymore and she she'll always be an influencer because she always is just sharing that's who she is that's why her fans like love her so much she shares like all the ugliest parts of her life um so she'll always have like an audience and can work in that sense, not at the level that she was, but I think she has a lot of money. Yeah, I agree. She definitely lives like a low, low budget lifestyle.

She wears, like, crocs and men's clothing. Sweat pants, yeah. I don't know where she would have been spending her money over the last few years. I just think that, like, if she were to be asked to film again, I feel like it does also give a pass to Dakota, like that he can also film stuff again, even though I guess he is. He's on that turn unwell games. It's the secret lives of Mormon wives.

I mean, I feel like nobody gets that, actually. That it's the secret lives of Mormon, wives, not deadbeat husbands. And I think that one, she could, if they wanted her to film again, she could say, I will not film with him. And they don't have to put him on just because she's on, because it is the wives. And they're not together, you know? So you sort of lose your spot.

Mm-hmm. That's simple to me. No, and that's what's annoying. And Hulu did edit him out of Vanderpomvilla, so they're obviously not with him. Good. I like good. I hate him so much. I don't hate her. Yeah. I hate him. Yeah. It's just hard because like we still don't have like, you know, it's all inferencing. And I feel like I know. No, there are things that I know. I think she's made a lot of mistakes, like really bad judgment, especially when it comes to her parenting. But I don't think she's a bad person. Yeah. I think Dakota Mortensen is a bad person. Evil walks among us. Yeah. That's the difference. So I can forgive a person who makes mistakes. Yes.

I can't forgive an evil person. I think there's no reason why he has to film if she is. Like, period. And Hulu should know that. Well, I feel the same way about Jordan too. Like once you're out, you're out. Please, I don't want to keep seeing these guys. Yeah.

Unfortunately, though, I think we will. I do think they realize that they sort of ruined the last season with the men. And they would pull back from that regardless. Good, yes. And they would not forget that the men ruined this show. They would be fools to not have realized that. Agreed. So we'll see.

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Coachella Weekend 2, lots of cameos. We had Madonna on stage with Sabrina. We had Olivia on stage with Addisoner. Oh, that was weird. And Billy Elish and Big Sean on stage with Justin Bieber. Okay. I want to say something. Also, Kylie was there.

You know, she's like Justin Bieber's number one fan. And like, it hurts my feelings that she doesn't go to Sabrina. Or if she does, she like, doesn't post about it. Like, does she not like Sabrina? I feel like Kylie's so Serena. I do too. And she did a TikTok to house tour, so she's not like anti. Right.

I think maybe it's like too early and she's not going to be there like all night long. You know, I feel like she gets. Sabrina's the night before. Sabrina's the last one the night before. Right. Oh, I don't know. I love Sabrina. Love that Madonna moment.

You know, I always remember one of my favorite movies to reference. What are I about to say? Gaga, 5' 5'2. One of the best celebrity documentaries out there. like ever. And she's like really drunk talking to Mark Ronson, smoking a cigarette outside. And she's talking about they won't, they won't say what moment she's referencing, but the internet people were quickly, you know, able to gather that she's talking about how like Madonna, I guess that's like Lady Gaga's idol, Madonna. And like I guess I could see it. She fancies herself

like a modern Madonna. And Madonna like hates Lady Gaga, especially when Lady Gaga like first came on the scene. Madonna like was making really nasty public statements about her. So it's like clear like Madonna. And you can see based on like how she looks. She's not like down to be sunsetted. right? Like there is no new Madonna because Madonna's still here. She tours, you know? And so to see her sort of pass the baton to a younger performer, that's like not the Madonna way. You know, she doesn't play like that. So I was happy to see that for Sabrina. But like part of me was thinking about Lady Gaga. Oh, interesting. Yeah. It's like if I thought about who the next Madonna is, I wouldn't have thought about Sabrina. But I do think that like what they did together was sort of perfect, especially like a prayer. The imagery is very briner and very Madonna.

It's very breeder. And the musical transition, was fabulous. Wanna try it on Bricky Penn? Have you ever tried this one? Duh. And then it was Madonna. I liked that at the beginning of a just like, I'll take you there.

It was, yes, I agree. Like the aesthetics, like sex, aligned. And I had no problem with it. Like, I just thought it was interesting. And I went to what Lady Gaga thought about it. Yeah. Because when Lady Gaga was where Sabrina was at, not only did Madonna not champion her,

she actually put her down. I understand. And I feel like Lady Gaga has worked through that, you know? I feel like Lady Gaga now like fucking hates Madonna And like she like really does Yeah probably Great But Madonna wasn't ready then

Great And that was like 15 years ago No 5 foot 2 oh oh yeah yeah When Lady Gaga was coming up Like we were in high school Yeah I guess like just dance Yeah so I think like now Madonna Feels more ready to pass the baton

And she's passing it to bring her Or we're just reading too much into it It was just a cameo And like she just sings on And like who would turn down an opportunity to be at Coachella. Yeah, and like, I don't know that it's a passing of the baton or so it's just a collaboration. But I know she doesn't see, maybe she doesn't see it, but it is a passing of the baton.

It is. Speaking of Sabrina, Olivia Rodriguez joined Addison Ray. Love what you just did there. Addison Ray for headphones on the live debut. Olivia's new single dropped it. So Olivia sort of had a big weekend because she put out a new single and music video. She joined Addison on stage when it was very bright out and when Sabrina performed at night. Yeah, it was really.

right. I like one thing about me that's so crazy is like I've been an Addison Ray fan since day one and I think she's like one of the weirdest worst performers like I don't like her music it's not made for me like I can't believe like that my girl who like I loved her and she's all that like like this is what she does like her music I get that it's like performance art and sure I don't get it like to me I don't get it I honestly don't watch it because I find it to be like upsetting for my belief in her. Like I don't want to know. But maybe we're just old.

Satchie loves it. I know. I don't want to know what's going on. Like I've recognized that it's not for me. The outfits are not for me. The songs like... Everything. They're not iconic to me.

Like, I can't believe people even know the words to some of them. It's not music. Not to sound like an actual grandma, but it's literally just noise. And then she's like wearing this like show girl outfit with like a purple American apparel sweater. Like I'll never. I'll never understand.

And then Olivia Rodrigo, I just don't think about it, because it's incongruous for me. With what we've like known Addison to be like, and everybody slept on, I think her original attempt at being a pop star. Excessed. You say you're obsessed with me. So I take a second and I said me too. And I didn't even think she sings that song. Like that's what's so insane when she performs now.

And then her like lesser known follow up hit, which was to die for my nails. To die for this. Uh-uh. Sex. To die for. we all want something to die for it. Like it was good. And then people didn't appreciate it.

So she like rejiggered and like worked with Charlie XX. Like this is what we got. And I'm sorry. Like it's not for me. And that song, let me child in the comedy baby. I don't like it. And that's the only song that I feel sounds like a song.

And like it's not my favorite, but I can see how it's a song. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I see it like there's a verse and there's choruses. Like I get it. I actually don't even want to talk about this because it's like hurtful for me. No, sorry.

All is that to say Olivia Rodriguez comes on. It's hurtful. I don't think about it. it because it's like in Congress with what I wanted for her. I just want to say about Olivia Rodrigo. Like yeah, she did have this big weekend because she had a new single. And I feel like it was just kind of a weird like launch. Don't you find like?

Yeah, I think going on stage with Addison when it's so light outside when Sabrina's headlining, like you can't do that if you're Olivia Rodriguez and you shouldn't do that because we're just going to compare the time of day. And I think if you want to criticize Olivia Rodriguez, like you could if you wanted to. I don't. But like she's an amazing performer. And I thought the performance with Addison was so bad And like vocally off, visually off, like the whole thing was so weird.

And it's like Olivia Rodriguez could perform on her own at Coachella. Maybe not headline, but maybe the one before that. And not to say that because she can do that, she shouldn't go on during the daytime. Because like Joe Jonas went on with Teddy Swims and Jonas Brothers were headline. It just like when it's Sabrina, like you just can't do it. I'm sorry. Don't put yourself in that position. And by the way, it's vice versa.

I remember when I went to jingle ball, like four years ago, it was like awkward because we literally went for Olivia Rodriguez. Ben was the biggest fan. And Sabrina played like two hours before and had like three songs. And it was just like, you know, she was on her way up and it was just like, it was awkward. Yeah, it's awkward. And those. I feel like everyone was talking about it. They need to watch out for one another. And they should not be in like the same state on the same weekend or else we're just going to compare. And in this comparison, Olivia comes out the left. her new song sounded good and I saw her music video was like her running around at versa and her pajamas and I thought it was so cute yeah I also watched this like whole long-ass

dissertation on her album cover and somebody was talking about like the lost art of the album cover like people just put up like blurry pieces of garbage and like make it an album cover and people like were really applauding her album cover on the swing it references like a great work of art it's called her album's called love is it What's it called? No. What is it called? New album.

You seem like you like me or something. You seem pretty sad for a girl, what? So in love. That's a long as title. So we'll just call it love. Yeah. And she's like flinging backwards through the air on this swing and like a really girly dress.

That's really cute. Yeah. And I think it like references and maybe it's a painting that's at Versailles. It references like a famous work of art. No, and also in her song. like she says something about Versailles like you look like one of the angels up playing down the ceiling or something and so they shut down Versailles and let her run around in her skivies.

Sillay. Yeah. They made cake. So cute. I thought that was really cute. So I only heard bits of the song, but I liked how it sounded. Well, think about Olivia Rodriguez. She makes good music.

Yeah. She really does. So. So yeah. Oh, and then there was Beberchella where he like kind of gave his all, you know? I feel like he took a little bit of the criticisms from the prior week. So he didn't do the YouTube thing again? I don't know if he did,

but he added a bunch of like older songs at people. When you smile, I smile. Like, and singing in full, you know? Yeah, and he sang one less lonely girl. Billy Eilish went up as the lonely girl. She's the biggest. I know, but she is like the biggest Bieber fan. So it was cute.

It was cute actually. And then Big Sean came out too. And then I also saw Phineas. Yucky. He was there. like with Billy and his girlfriend, Claudia. And so like Claudia was filming her and Billy, like, singing. And I feel like he doesn't get enough hate for actually like living with a girl who is his sister twin.

And I know everybody subconsciously like, you know, looks for someone who looks like their mom or whatever. But I'm sorry. He like went to a factory and had a Billy Eilish clone made. Like I couldn't tell them apart. I just want to say, I feel like when Phineas and Claudia started dating at that point in Billy's career, like Claudia did not look like Billy. Oh, I agree. Do you think that if anything like Billy has like the way. She was inspired by Claudia and her looks?

Like maybe. I think people should be looking into that more because I think over the years Billy has one just matured and also just started looking like Claudia more. But you start to look like the people you're getting with. Oh, where do you get their lips done? I'll go there too. Oh, what hair colored do you use? I feel like Billy's sort of morphing into his brother's girlfriend.

Maybe she was jealous. Very Teresa and Joe coded. Like I'm telling you, there's something weird going on there. So I don't, I think people have it reversed. Just saying. I smell barbecue. Do you ever just like randomly smell somebody grilling? I'd love a smell of barbecue.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Was there anything else from Coachella? Nothing meaningful, I would say. No, Kylie was there. Timothy was in Miami. She went to Coachella like twice in a row and like didn't go with him.

But they do think that he was there weekend one. And that's just like might not be his scene and she loves it. And with couples sometimes. Maybe he didn't like Justin Bieber. You do have to honor like your personal hobbies. and also don't drag your partner into them if you know they're not going to be unhappy because that's how like you end up fighting

and ruining the thing that you once loved. Totally. Which was like your weekend at Coachella and your relationship. And then you're crying at Beberchella because you're mad of fighting. And that stinks up their relationship too. Like it's good to, you know, know thyself.

I think Timothy knows thyself. I would agree. Our fifth and final story. He knows he knows himself. He does know thee self. Am Hathaway's people's world's most beautiful cover store store I love being where those people so and that people's most beautiful issue is here and anne hathaway is the most beautiful and i would say everything about this is congruous yes i love when things align

and i love when things make sense because to me when i think of people's most beautiful or whatever this award is called to me it's like always julia roberts right like and i feel that at and and Anne Hathaway is sort of a Julie Roberts of our time. She is. Where she has this beautiful smile. People just love her. She's so affable. And her movies slay after,

like there was a time where Julia Roberts, every movie, boom, boom, boom, hit, hit. And that's kind of Anne Hathaway right now. Like her picker is good. And she's in every big movie every year. Yeah. Yeah. This just makes sense.

Makes sense. And she's promoting Gavowar's Prada, so she's like, you know, sitting down for stuff like this. Oh, you know what? I'm a little scared because, I saw a trailer for Devil Wars Prada. And it wasn't just like a kitschy trailer, like the big one.

It was like a different trailer with like other scenes. And it looked kind of bad. Why? I'm scared. Just the acting was giving corny. Like I'm scared. I'm really scared. It better be good.

It better be good for all this hoopla. Like my ass is going to the theater. Like I'm getting a sitter. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah. I can't believe it's not out yet. We've been talking about it for so long.

I know. And the promo is giving like a little bit Barbie. they're doing like collabs and stuff, but not as annoying and crazy. Like they're doing like Old Navy. They have like Starbucks drinks for every character. Oh, that's cute. Because I guess like half the job was getting coffee. That's cute.

I will say like the partnerships. Does Miranda drink Starbucks? Does she drink Starbucks? She does. You don't remember like she drinks a latte. And it has to be like a certain number of. Yes. Oh, okay.

Good. And I think that like the marketing department has been like more selective than Barbie. And I think it's been like the partnerships. Everything I've seen has been really good. the Oscars was good. It's good. But like, just release the movie, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, congratulations to Ann. People's Most Beautiful. She could also be the cover of Sports Illustrated. She could. As we wait and see. Who did you say it was a Whoopi Goldberg? I guess the jury's still out.

It could be Whoopi Goldberg. And I think it will be. Okay. I'm going to hold you to do that. Who do you think it is in Olympian? I, like, rescinded my bad guess. like weeks ago so don't hold me to it okay well that's the fast-life stories i feel so you needed to know them that's our show turn and i feel as though a lot of people will try to take credit for it but it is

ours yeah and i feel like you guys know that dear reader hopefully bend when you can snap when you have that's literally jacky in a fucking line uh-huh bend when you can snap when you have to you because one thing about jacky she has like a i would say like a try to you. bicentennial snap. Yeah. You know? I always say I have a very long fuse, but the bomb at the end of it. Shrap and all fucking everywhere, bitch.

Moab. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. And yeah. What does Moab mean? Mother of all bombs. You're literally like Pete Hegseth. Do you know what you mean?

Like your energy is like extremely peat coated. One thousand percent. I'm cracking. Like, I'm cracking at Moab. I'm actually dying. I never heard that. Oh,

oh my God. I heard the funniest phrase last night, my friend Margo. Who you know? She's just like so, like you always say like a classical piano follows her. She's just not of this tie. She's an elegant woman.

She has porcelain skin. She's so like seriously, she could have been born in the Victorian age and she had to fit right in. Yes. She's a time traveler among us. We were playing. We were playing.

She is a time traveler. Like, it's insane. Her and her sisters, too, they all have this, like, very classically beautiful look. But it's not even just looks. They're just gorgeous. Yeah, they're beautiful. And then their personalities, they're very refined, polite women. Elegant women, yeah, like little women. Literally.

And to last night were playing Majan. Not that we've ever read it or saw the movie. And we will, though, we will. We were playing Mahjong last night. And she was like, oh, and I just folded like a cheap suit. The whole room went silent. I'm like, what did she just? She was like, oh.

She was a good phrase. It was a giveaway. Her time machine is waiting for her. One more giveaway. She has to go back. And like her hand started to evaporate, you know, because she was just to go back. And I just folded like a cheap suit. What did she fold over?

Because we were playing like, she always wants to leave early, of course, because the time machine. I like to, I want to play a lot of games. And she was like, I had to be home by 930. I have to be home by 930. And Margo Osherie was always like, yeah, I want to leave. I want to leave. so we were finishing the last game.

And I was like, we please play one more. And Margo Asprey was like, no. Like I'm like setting a boundary. And Margo Fish was like, I mean, I could play. And then Margot Oshrey was like, okay, fine, I will too. And Margotish was like,

look at me, just folding like a cheap suit. That's so funny. Did Margo Oshare really say she has to set a boundary on time for Mahjong? So actually, Ben was cracking me up. We did it like, it was actually a hilarious game of Mahjong. Like, we were playing. playing this game and Margot, the Bargos had both decided that it was going to be their last.

And Ben was like, no, come on. Let's play one more. And oh yeah, this is how it went. Margo was like, I'll play one more. I feel like this is a boring story. Whatever. She's like, I'll play one more. And Margot was like, no.

No. You know what? I just had I don't want to tell the story anymore because I don't really remember how it happened. And everyone's name is Margot. And I'm like, I just want to say, Margot, she said, she needs to set a boundary for the end of Majjohn. She did. You need to beat that out of her. She said to Margo Fish, who was like, yeah, I just.

fold like a cheap suit and margot's like no I'm good about setting boundaries and those two are from different time periods margot actually is from the future like okay now that's our show ttfn thanks so much for listening to the toast and learning morning show we live with the outside stories you need you show everybody to find out of your friend on youtube so if you're also available to podcast our podcast we found so that's about a fact and sit your public video i heard of kiss box all the place to visit a podcast video so just see if you're reading it's a weekly talented we are Hope you guys have an amazing day. And we'll see you tomorrow.

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