The Toast - Big Delusional Energy with Hannah Berner: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Tuesday. We are kicking off Toast Friends and Family Week here at The Toast. And we are kicking it off with a personal favorite. Not only because she's hilarious, we support women in comedy, yada yada yada. But because she showed up in a t-shirt with my face on it. And it's like she knows the way to my heart. Ben is always saying whenever we're talking about people, he's like,

Oh, I really like that person. And Ben's like, you only like them because they're like so flattering and like up your ass like that is the way to my heart so you showing up in one of my merch available actually I think it's sold out but toastmerch.com it's sold out but I give respect where respect is due I really and I have to say this is good merch only it's like Chanel it's basically Chanel and yeah I give respect and I just support other women in comedy too okay so we have so much to catch up on. The last time we were on the toast, I feel like, was a year ago. Because that was Jackie's maternity leave. And he was born in like February.

It was a little bit over a year ago. And that was the first time we met. And it was magical. It was the first time we met? It was the first time we like talked shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you stayed after the toast for a while. And we just like gossiped.

You have really good gossip. Oh my god. Thank you. Really good. But it's gotten me in trouble before. And that's what I'm hoping you'll do here today. Yeah. I'm a loose lip bitch. Not just talking about my pussy.

And I, but I, I just, I can't lie. It's a problem. Like Paige and I were talking about why I already brought a page. That's literally me and Jackie. It's all I do.

No, I'm like Jackie thinks that like, and no, and Jackie said that. No, I'm so annoying. I'm like'm like i'm not obsessed with her but page told me she liked my outfit today oh that's good but when we're in uber is like i i'll try to lie and then i'll get myself in like a weird horrible situation where page is like so good at being sleek and smart that's so page yeah i'll be so interested to see on friday if page talks about you as much as you talk about her honestly we're gonna have to tally it up because it could start a fight.

Yeah, if she doesn't honor you in the way that you are honoring her. She normally really does. Yeah, no, you guys are like such good best friends. But it's also weird how compared to like the toast, I feel like we're not sisters, but we have similar chemistry that you and Jackie have. Yeah. Like, I mean, I'm so the Claudia. You're so, Jackie is so the Paige. Jackie is so the Paige. Not that we copied you guys. No, I mean, I'm so the Claudia. You're so, Jackie is so the page.

Jackie is so the page. Not that we copied you guys. No, no, no, no, no. There was inspiration. That is what I seek to do when I wake up every morning, inspire others to be the worst version of themselves. And so seeing it in person with you is really, it's humbling. But that's why I like that we hit it off

because sometimes two Claudias could like, it could be too much, too much air taken up in the room. But we kind of, we do vibe. And to get an ass back is like, it's like I got a little gold star. Well, you know what? I follow the data. You know, I was telling you before. I'm kind of like the eyes and ears of the IT department here at the Toast.

And I'm constantly looking into our analytics. And I actually found it really interesting when we had all these guest co-hosts come for Jackie's maternity leave who performed well and who didn't. And you would think people with like so many followers would perform great. And you and Paige as podcasters yourselves. She goes, someone with a tiny following like you. No, no, that's not what I'm saying.

But you guys are podcasters. It's so much easier to podcast with you guys. And you have an audience. So I looked at the data and the data said we want Hannah back. That's amazing. Well, I also, I think chemistry is so important because I've had those people you know who are so famous and they don't really give you anything or you don't vibe also it's mental health let's have a

good time it's have a that's what we do here at the toast we seek to inspire and to radiate positivity also I'm very proud of your tiktok because a year ago you were just beginning your journey I actually wasn't beginning my journey I I just looked like I was beginning my journey because I had no followers and I had the worst content ever. But you had the passion. I will say our conversation and a lot of the advice that you gave me

really did inspire me. And you were just so smart about the whole thing because you were like, you make such funny jokes on the podcast and on your Instagram stories. So reformulate that for TikTok. It's okay. And I definitely took,

and I'm still, I'm not doing great compared to you and that's what I wanted to talk to you about today um but I I feel like you were definitely a part of my very small success I I will I see you as my protege I really appreciate that but like you're all over my FYP and I'm just like I'm yeah I'm very proud of you comment more oh yeah that's true yeah I kind of did it in my head a lot yeah okay that I totally could add to the engagement that's my bad I apologize for that well you know the last time you were here we talked a lot about TikTok and I was like you know happy but mostly jealous that you had like had success I remember you had like 600,000 followers I'm like oh my god I'm so happy for you um and now you're here and what do you have two million okay TikTok saved my life yeah well I want to talk to

you about that it truly saved my life yeah because I'm, I want to talk to you about that. It truly saved my life. Yeah. Because I'm like you in that, like, I was put on this earth to express myself. I want people, I want to say things that people are afraid to say. I want people to question things. Look, it's not that important. I'm not Mother Teresa, but, like, it makes me feel alive to be heard. And when I was doing reality TV, you know, you only get seen in certain ways. And, you know, you have certain ways and you have good seasons you have bad seasons and then once i was off the show i was like i need to express myself i love to

create and tiktok allowed me this like safe space where the algorithm's so good that it finds other girlies and gays who need who need you or who have the same you know common sense of humor so like my followers are so funny they're so smart they're so good looking um and it was a way for me to express myself and you're having so much success with it like how has it impacted just I'm curious like from a business perspective how like blowing up on TikTok like that has impacted like the other facets of your business like burning in hell you host two podcasts everyone knows giggly squad burning in hell um how does that like filter into other parts of your business great question it's selling tickets for me really yeah because i also so famously emily ratajkowski just i just saw she

just gave me a shout out and my whole after like reality tv i would imagine like kind of a bad experience happening and then as you're on the street everyone's like what's going on with you and so and so and it's like a breakup where everyone's just asking, in the public eye, asking you about your breakup, in the public square. And I remember thinking, I wanna do everything I can so that no one remembers that I did reality TV. You want that to be what you're known for.

I don't want that to be on my tombstone. Yeah, no, and by the way, I don't even really associate you as a former Summer House cast member anymore. I mean, i also am not one to be like fuck that shit it was such a part of my life and it was so good a platform and during that time when i was 26 and single it was so fun um but now for emmy ratajkowski she called me um some comedian girl that's huge i called my therapist i said we did it we did it we did it joe we're done we we did it Joe some comedian girl is how I want to be known but it's funny because the girls in their 30s a lot of them like they've been following me for a while from betches days right right right where then like I will get stopped on the street by like a 17 year old girly who's like tiktok

so cool and I'll be like that's this is inappropriate stuff you're watching but she'll be like I like your tiktok and then I get a big head yeah because if the gen z's think i'm cool put like i'm done nobody understands that better than me i've been chasing the 17 year old not in like a not a dalai lama kind of way no in like a cool hip kind of like you know mentor kind of way no like i will if a younger like high school or college girl wants to talk to me i am all ears i'm taking notes i'm actually i'm asking her like is this outfit okay right no that's like but the gen z girls are fucking cool i feel like they really decenter men from their life because they didn't grow up with like the disney movies yeah like we

did and as two married women i feel like we're both really good at de-centering men from our life despite the fact that we're married where is Ben uh he's in LA and I completely agree with what you said but for me this is in Ireland oh don't even know actually should we go I think well for me it's like I didn't like consciously de-center men for my life I'm far too self-centered to have anything other than me be the center of my life you know wow that's been really that's so self-aware one thing about me like say what you want about me you could say i'm annoying yada yada for sure i agree but i am nothing if not self-aware and i love that for you and that's why you're so funny thank you because you say it before everyone calls you out on it you're like i got there first

yep but that's i i do think when you're making decisions based on what other like to meet a man somewhere what a man will think you get off your alignment and then you'll start attracting weird energies. And like I met Des, Des saw me in the background of a comedian's Instagram story. That was, that was crazy. I know. Technology. We've only been married less than a year. Really?

Last May we got married. Wow, that's so crazy. It feels like just like it feels like you're just married. And my wedding has been overshadowed by Skandoval, which I'm dealing with. That's definitely tough. I'm dealing with. No one talks about my dress. No one talks about the flowers.

That's literally disgusting. Do you think if you had been on Summer House Deal, you would have done a TV wedding? Probably, right? This would not. Oh, he would not. My nana, my grandma, would have loved it. Lo my nana my grandma would have loved it of course would have loved it the thing with the tv wedding um it's it's like your your wedding when they air it could be shown in so different so many different ways and you'll see some weddings that are like overshadowed by like a couple fighting right or like i mean sheena's

wedding was iconic yeah at the crop top i was invited but i couldn't go but her first wedding you were at no no i'm a fan i'm a full fan girl i can't believe you were invited to the brock wedding why didn't you go page and i had shows fuck i know I know. Fucking Paige. Fucking Paige with like, she just, she makes me work so much. She's always texting me, bothering me. Wait, okay. So wait, what was I going to say? Oh, so your TikTok, you find that like the success you've had on TikTok filters its way positively into like your ticket sales.

TikTok is like my own TV show. And it's as like, I was a comedy video producer before I went on Summer House where I love to write scripts. I love to, you know, I just love to think of an idea and then it becomes something physical. You get it. Yeah. So I wake up and instead of being like, I'm not on TV anymore. I'm like, what can I post on my channel that people are going to see? And it's everything from my podcast to stand up clips to the man on the street interviews. Which are so good. Thank you. I see them ripped off and people using slime next to it, you know, like the duets.

Someone rubbing slime and then having them on. Is that good or bad? It's good. That means you fucking made it, bitch. Although they get hundreds of millions of views, I don't count towards you. No, I know. Are you in the TikTok creator fund?

I am. You are. But I've heard drama about it. What have you heard? One guy told me that if you're in the TikTok creator fund. They suppress your views. They suppress your views. I haven't experienced that.

Okay. But who knows? There might be a point. Now, if you're willing to share, like, what are you making per month on TikTok creator fund? Good question. It's not like millions. No. It's like, it's a pretty bad conversion.

No, I think I'm making like, like maybe five or six thousand wow that's pretty good no i don't know enough to like pay more than rent like i could live my life off tiktok wow that's so interesting and i don't know if that's for sure it could be three thousand right i'm sure it's different every month based on your views exactly that's so i'd say two to five thousand just throwing numbers around i also like to do this thing where I don't check. And then one day I check and I'm like, am I rich? I'm very bad with finances. I do it for the art,

but I definitely do it for the money. But I, but I've been told by psychic that I, that money will always follow me. But if I do my passion, yeah. So I'm one of those where like, I'm like a troubled artist who just like happens

to get a deal it just kind of sounds like the psychic was telling you what you wanted to hear it's like yeah pursue your art money will find you like that's not how art works you know well that's why after college I went into cold calling sales did you yeah I was a good at that you know I actually was I take that back. You're very personable. Apparently, all I would do was giggle on the phone. Giggly squad. Like, I would just try to make people laugh.

And the guys I worked with on the sales team were like, she just, like, laughs the whole time. But people, I guess, they kind of trusted me. But I hated taking. What were you selling? I was selling digital marketing services. Oh, so you were working for Jen Cha. Yes. I was just going to old people homes.

And I was like, can you read this contract? No, sign it. Sign on the dotted line. By the way, I do have to say with the Bravo universe, what Jen Shah did was so horrible. But people will get treated so much worse for so much less. And there's no repercussions. It's Chris Rock.

The selective outrage pisses me off so much so true because you don't know what the momentum is gonna do jackie and i are always talking about that it's like yeah we eat this up but like we are losing sight of reality like jen shaw exploited our most vulnerable think of your grandma yeah she intentionally exploited the most vulnerable members of all of our communities, like the old, the elderly, the disabled. Like, it's so disgusting. And we're all just like eating it up like ginger. Like, there's really no and this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, but there's no morality in in reality TV.

And I think that's something as you get older. I've been watching reality TV for like 10 years. It starts to bother you when you get older. It's like, what am I watching? Yeah. And I do think it's like watching a train wreck and I always said if I was on TV and I did something crazy that made someone feel more sane about their life then I did my job yeah that's just the that's the job that's the job and it's you times a thousand but yeah I just think selective

outrage is a thing yeah and next time you're like going to like freak out at someone over like something they said in a confessional, like just think of Jen Shah. No, and I will say I'm really happy for you because I've always really liked you. And the last time we had you on the toast, everyone was so excited. And there was people who were like, oh, she was the worst on Summer House. And now when we announced that you were coming on, like people were like, yes, love Giggly Squad, Burning In Hell, love her taste, gotta go see her comedy.

Like you've really come out of that. I think probably one of the best, I think I said this on maybe a Patreon episode recently. Like it's really, it could be an example to other reality stars. I think you really have done such a good job. Thank you so much. I mean, I actually just met Stassi.

Like I had a full podcast with her the other week. And I told her like, you know, she's obviously had so many ups and downs. And it's really easy to quit. Yeah. It's really easy to give up on yourself. And it's really easy to just wallow. But I guess the advice I've learned from like having hard times and stuff is like, I take it as a message from the universe which is

like we're shifting you know and I the universe is aggressive with me we're shifting like some people you know how like something subtle will happen for like 10 years and then you're like wait I hate this man or like I hate this job I will like things will just blow up immediately where the universe does not want any confusion for me no warnings no warnings and you know what you need to do so I just like list I love failing and I fail all the time but I'm like I never take it personally and I use it like okay you fucked up or this was not right for you we're on to the next we're on to the next yeah and you just have to keep swimming like Dory that's like my favorite Taylor Swift lyric it's actually a newer lyric so it's maybe not my favorite but it's one that really resonated me

with me it's um no one sees if you lose when you're playing solitaire it's like if you're only competing with yourself failure is just a part of life it's not like this big embarrassing thing like you're only looking like horse blinders is that wait i'm gonna cry this i love getting into mental health moments this is a sports reference my grandpa was like a basketball coach it's very brook Brooklyn never let the fear of strength but I feel like you would understand basketball references they said even when it's raining the hoop is always there yeah so like you can't see it all the time and I realized so much of life is the story you tell in your head like I could have sat there and told myself all these

things of what I think people think of me but like actually Taylor Strecker called it she said I have BDE as in big delusional energy. Oh my God. Okay. So the introduction of my book, which I know you read is fantastical delusions. Like just about how being delusional is such an important part of confidence and an important part of like chasing your dreams.

And I mean like delusional, like with your own self. Yeah. No, not don't be delusional. Like in reality, nobody likes people like that you're like the sky is green like your sense of self and your confidence should have an ounce of

delusion yeah and i ultimately believe that you cannot hit any goal that you can't imagine for yourself and also you're not to like eight be like talking about your age no i'm saying you're a baby oh my god you're a baby and you've accomplished okay we're just sucking each other's dicks right now but it's the best it's like audio porn um you've done and accomplished so many things like written a book are you kidding me so like you fit all these things in but that was all you imagining it like if you guys if you don't think it it's not gonna happen the world doesn't just plop book deals on your lap but they do for some people sometimes and I think something that you and I have in common which is why I think we're like always gassing each other up is because like we've had things you know opportunities taken away from

us we've had like you know cancellations and so that's like it feels even more accomplishing when you get a book deal or when you sell out a theater because you really had to do all that shit on your own and even you know rebuild from ground zero more than one time. For sure. It feels even better. And also we've had ego deaths. Yeah, of course.

We love an ego death. And that's why I think we're funny because it's like, we know what it's like to be really dark and feel like the biggest piece of shit. And then be like, what, where do we go from here? Yeah. What's next?

What's next? What? I mean, the Madonnas of the comedy world, some would say. We're reinventing. We're growing. We are the Madonnas of the comedy world. You know, I actually wanted to ask you, because you're like such a stand-up comic,

and you are always like whenever I watch all your Instagram stories, it's just like more shows, more shows, more shows. And I do comedy in a way that I think is very bizarre to a lot of people. I'll take a full year off, and then I'll do a whole year on year off year on and that's just how I can realistically like integrate it into my life but you are just all the time 24 7 and I was just I did this event with Nikki Glaser and she was like literally I am gone every single week 52 weeks out of the year and it's like this road life and that's so tough and you're married and so you're married to another comedian who lives the same lifestyle. When do you guys like fuck?

Like when are you guys ever in the same bed? Okay. My biggest advice with marriage is like don't see each other. Oh, that's actually so funny. You know like when people become your roommate? Like we haven't gotten to that point yet. It's not sexy. It's not sexy.

But you're so right i'm living this kind of untraditional life where i actually i met my husband he had an apartment in the lower east side the woman passed away next door wasn't me we don't know how it happened rip and i got the apartment next door so we have two apartments next to each other i technically have my own apartment like my own space do you have a podcast studio in there i wanted to but it was a little too echoey oh yeah and i didn't want to mix you know work and pleasure as in like where i nap all the time 100 but i do think traveling because we have the same gig like i'll finish a show and i'll call him and he'll be like yeah i just got just got off stage. How was it? And this is all we know.

When you meet people later in life, you're kind of two complete people and you see if the puzzle pieces fit. Or I think when you meet younger, you can grow together and evolve into whatever. Or that's what I always say because people are like, you got married so young. And I used to resent people saying that. Yeah. But the older I get, it's actually so true. And it's you really can meet someone when you're really young and be so in love. And then just grow.

Like I'm so different now than I was when I met Ben. I was 18. That was literally 10 years ago. Yeah. Oh my God. And thank God that like we both grew into people who we like. Yes. But I could totally see me becoming someone who Ben wasn't interested in anymore.

And so I actually, I do now understand why people were like, wow, that's so young. Are you sure you don't want to wait? Like, no, fuck off, bitch. I want to get married. Like,

yeah. And I think all the cool girls are doing it. Dating in your 30s. Well, now weddings are a little choogy, but that's besides the point. It's because Gen Z's can't get married. It's like,

oh, they can't do it. It's choogy. Millie Bobby Brown, which we will hit on later. But I do think because we met, dating in your 30s is hard because you have your routines, you have your rituals.

Like when a guy comes, it gets confusing and you don't want to lose yourself. So I happen to find someone who our lifestyles do work together. And it's it's been really fun. I also think with stand up when I started to stand up, I had I had dated a stand up comedian and he had kind of like showed me the ropes before I knew I wanted to do it. But I fell in love with the fact that I'm like, you could do podcasts all day and then just perform at night and then like audition and you could just live a creative life i don't have to call cold call sales people what am i doing right so when i started stand-up i had a bunch of like real stand-up comics in the new york scene pull me aside and they were like if you want to do it you got to do it right you got to get on stage all the time but what's beautiful is the reason women there's

not more female stand-ups is because that old school stand-up lifestyle is not conducive for women no do you want to go to midnight to bed style to be at a bar full of drunk men doing jokes about your period no and if you have kids that's the other it's certainly not conducive to moms it's not conducive so it it's this old school life but the internet such as tiktok podcast meme pages that are so female like focused voiced and you don't know who's writing it but it's the women or the gays and that has enabled people like you to be in standup and it's super powerful. So I've, I've kind of evolved to be more like you where I, I have multiple things going on and I'm not just doing one thing. Stand up 16 spots a week.

I do when I can, but I am traveling a lot and I'm, I'm making standup is evolving and tick tock is a huge reason. Yeah. And so I thank you. Take talk yet again. Sponsor. I'm so happy up is evolving and TikTok is a huge reason. Yeah. And so I thank you TikTok yet again. Sponsor by TikTok. I'm so happy and jealous for you. But I'm telling you, just keep going because you are so.

And I will say like probably my most like my best performing content is our podcast clips. And so why I asked you. So good. Why I asked like where you see the value and where you see TikTok making good impacts is because for us, like it has blown up the podcast like our podcast numbers are that's amazing are and so many people like when I do meet and greets and stuff they're like oh I found you on TikTok I'm like yo shut up your clips are so good we work really hard on them thank you they're really good and I do think um like Giggly Squad we just started posting clips I see them now because we used to just film on zoom I

know and my friends are like are you just traveling a lot and i'm like we're both in manhattan but she's in midtown which is like europe yeah that's tough and we'll be like do you want to get together and she's like no no but see that's what we're always talking about how weird it is how like podcasting is an audio first platform but like unless you're recording video you might as well be in the stone age which makes no sense literally it makes no sense but anyway anyway we have chit-chatted long enough. I want to get your takes on a lot of pop culture news. Yes.

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Millie Bobby Brown, who is 19, has announced her engagement to Jake Bongiovi. So just call her Millie Bobby Bride. Page six always has to be like so. Millie Bobby Brown, who's 19, announced her and Jake Bongiovi's engagement via Instagram on Tuesday. She wrote, I've loved you three summers now, honey. I want them all. We love a Taylor Swift lyric.

The Stranger Things actress captioned a black and white photo. Her engagement ring could be seen in the social media upload as Bongiovi, who's 20, hugged her from behind the beach. So I think there's a lot to unpack here. The first being, you know, the Nepo baby of it all. Wait, is this Bon Jovi's youngest son? I love how you're saying Bon Jovi. That's how it is.

Are they adding an I somewhere? His name is B-O-N-G-I-O-V-I. It's like they're Italian, but I think for his, you know, like all-American band, he was Bon Jovi. I know the older brother is in like Hampton Water. Yes, and jesse bon jovi okay are you from sicily what is going on sorry uh i'm just like friends with the bon jovis maybe that's why i knew that so were they dating for three years or she just wanted to do a taylor swift we've been together for a while so i'm assuming it was accurate how old is he 20 and she's 19 so you do the math at least they're um like somewhat

age appropriate for a relationship it's not like people have been like weirdly sexualizing millie babby brown like since she was 12 like it's really bizarre yeah so at least she's dating someone her own age but it is really young i mean i got married young but i wasn't 21 when i got engaged yeah she can't even drink at her wedding unless you get married you know in the bahamas i do think sometimes with really really famous people once you get married you know in the bahamas i do think sometimes with really really famous people once you find someone you feel safe with you almost want to like stop the bs yeah um do i see like well i didn't even know they were dating well it's also but what you're gonna say about famous people that i feel like is true is millie bobby brown at 19 is not

the same maturity level as you know us at 19 yeah She's probably seen and lived a lot of more, you know, maturing experiences. It's still very young. But I would say she's probably has the emotional intelligence and the life experience of maybe like a 22 year old. I don't know. Honestly, like an elephant, like a young elephant, which are very smart, but like you wouldn't like trust with your taxes. Right.

Paige was telling me yesterday that Millie Bobby Brown has this like weird friendship with Drake. Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I wonder how Drake is feeling. Right. But that, like the height of their really kind of weird friendship was when she was like 15. Yeah.

There's just like, and you know what? I just last night, I watched Pretty Baby, Brooke Shields. Yes, I have thoughts. And so much of what they were talking about, like weird things that went on when she was a child, really reminded me a lot of Millie Bobby Brown. It's gotten better now because she's older. Yes.

But when she first popped on the scene, people were so fucking weird about her. Yeah. She was so young and she was so romanticized and borderline sexualized. And the Brooke Shields documentary was chilling. Chilling. I also think that when people are British,

they just sound really mature that's true like if a two-year-old is like can I have some water you're like are you sure you don't want a martini writing a thesis yeah but pretty baby was very interesting to me me too um the the craziest parts were her you know cold calling out Michael Jackson Tom Cruise and Andre Agassi wild you're a tennis girl tennis girly I mean I I think that she basically said I went from one controlling relationship with my mom to controlling relationship with Agassi she sucked Joey's finger on friends yeah and then Andre Agassi broke all his trophies because he was so mad that was like she could have politically been like I know he got jealous sometimes and it was hard for our careers.

Like that was a choice. Yep. But also in the tennis community, she got a lot of hate because when he married her, he did not win a tennis match like the whole marriage. So maybe it was a little dig back at him because people said she was really bad luck. And the second he married Steffi Graf, he started winning. He started winning. And the crazy. OK, this is just espn sports podcast now but she brooke shields had a photo of stephy graff

on her fridge saying with because she loved her legs he's athletic legs inspo that's inspo but she manifested wrong and her husband ended up marrying that woman imagine because it's his fridge too it's he had too. It's his fridge. He had to eat. He was eating ice cream every night too. Right. So that's. Oh that's so interesting.

Just two cents on that. The Michael Jackson part for me was the most wild revelation. Because you know the whole time I'm watching this documentary and I never really thought a lot about Brooke Shields. I'm just like, yeah she's Brooke Shields. But I just found myself like immediately

having a lot of respect for her. She's extremely smart. The whole Yale or Princeton thing. And then she started talking about Michael Jackson. And the people now reading the documentary were like, you know, I never thought they were dating. And I'm like, there's no way. There's no way she would date Michael Jackson. Like he's a freak.

And this whole time I've just felt like she's so smart. She's so ahead of her time. She didn't get caught up in the whole Hollywood. And I'm like, there's no way you're dating fucking Michael Jackson well like she has that innocence to her well it made sense why he wanted to date her because she was very stunted in a lot of ways and he's a fucking free and I was like about to be so disappointed I'm like no Brooke no and she's like we never dated he told everyone we were dating and he just wanted to adopt a child with me like what a fucking freak and he's going on Barbara Walters being like well right now I'm everyone we were dating and he just wanted to adopt a child with me like what a freaking freak and he's going on barbara walters being like well right now i'm

dating brooke shields and she calls him and she's like what the fuck dude they were never dating it was crazy that it was all pr and it makes you question like for example the way that taylor swift we've never seen her with joe when you see these other couples everywhere and it's like oh they just keep finding us they're not finding you that's what she said we would go to dinner and be like how did they find us exactly i heard that with um cheryl crow too she used to be a background singer and she said there were always tabloids saying that she was hooking up with michael jackson so he was working full time well i think he wanted to deflect from what other people were saying about him which was that he was romantically interested in minors i mean it's a theme it's a theme i'm

sensing a theme it's a theme and i talked about on my pod i said page we cannot keep talking about this i know but the thing about michael jackson is like people still revere him and like regard him as like the king of pop yeah um and for me like he will always be the man who liked minors and i'm that's that's all i'm gonna see him as it's definitely tainted yeah and not the good kind of taint right i was like glad that she actually didainted. Yeah. And not the good kind of taint. Right. I was like glad that she actually did not date him. I mean, that was, I kind of love that she spoke up about that.

Yeah. My only pet peeve with the documentary was there's that like point where she never like fully acknowledges that it's like good to be pretty. No, it was just. Like the pretty privilege could have been just like referenced. Yes. Because like, I mean, I'm best friends with Paige. Like I see it every day. I'm a beautiful model. you know it was like the pretty privilege could have been just like referenced yes because like

i mean i'm best friends with page like i see it every day i'm a beautiful model like i know that you would get it it is burdensome to be that beautiful i get it i get it but to not acknowledge how like also like let's be honest she was homeschooled like i don't know how she got into princeton but she kind of was like i got it in the mail that i got into princeton and i'm you were also like the biggest star in the world. Like that's why. So it, it was so fucked up how like she was doing nude scenes as a child,

but also there, there could be some reference of like how being this beautiful helped you a lot in life. Cause I mean, think about it when you pretty privilege is so real. When you make eye contact with someone in the street and they're good looking and they look at you, you like i'm validated i am gorgeous sign me up willamina models when an ugly person looks at you in the street what do you do i have to

flee town i'm being stalked and harassed no honestly if i'm being honest pretty or ugly if you at me, like I'm so self-centered. I'm like, they're looking at me. They're probably a toaster. They probably love my TikTok. My favorite. Do you ever have those ghost sounds where you think people are saying your name? Oh, yeah. And especially because my name ends in a.

Just like every name. Jessica. Every name. Olivia. When I was growing up, we never knew if someone was shouting for Olivia or Claudia. It's kind of like a really kind of common syllable my favorite is when people come up to me and they just need directions and I'm like do you want no I know I know that's happened to me too and then or they're just talking to you and you're like this person has no idea who I am but I thought that I was like

getting noticed yeah um so anyway Brooke Shields, it's very interesting. It is. It is hard to be that beautiful. But let's be honest, as a child. She was so strikingly. So beautiful. Oh my God. It was like, and I know people were obsessed with her as like an 11 year old,

which was so weird how she like played a prostitute and there were nude scenes and she kissed this old man. It was so disgusting. But I think she, like when she was in college or maybe a little bit right before college, she was so like me that's like the brook shields era like when they had the doll of her like yeah she's so beautiful my mom like is similar age as brook shields and she talks about how it really negatively affect affected women at the time that pre-pubescent girls were being used as models because my mom said when she got boobs,

she was like upset because she was like, I don't want to have boobs. I want to look like Cindy Crawford, which is like no curves. So it's so funny how beauty standards are so trend setting. They are.

And I will say, I know there's a lot of like discourse around how the Kardashians have negatively affected body image. But I do want to say, I feel like they really popularized, they didn't invent it, but they popularized like curves and big tits.

And now it's like cool to be curvy. And they had a lot to do with that. Whereas like, you know, heroin chic was the norm before the Kardashians took over like fashion and beauty. So say what you want. But I do think in a positive way, they've impacted the body image,

the body like image, the beauty standard. Yeah, white girls love anorexia. Yeah. And they were like they changed it like they really did thanks facetune um so millie bobby brown is gonna be a child bride i wonder how long they'll wait to get married like if she'll have a long engagement so she can drink at her wedding like that's what i'm really concerned about can't even have like

a glass of champagne i want to know if drake's gonna be at the wedding i know i want to know if drake's gonna have a song come out. No, I think Drake might be like, you know, I object. Drake is one of those guys when it's like, who are, who are you into? I know. And he doesn't really like date celebs because honestly, I think he's scarred from Rihanna who like he was so obsessed with and she was like, get away from me, freak. Like, I'm not interested.

Well, they say that guy's biggest fear is like being rejected. And he was rejected so publicly, like on stage. Now he just like follows around basketball players and like take selfies. freak like i'm not interested well they say that guy's biggest fear is like being rejected and he was rejected so publicly like on stage now he just like follows around basketball players and like take selfies i know but like he's jewish like i'm obsessed like i would is he jewish yes wow he doesn't really talk about it which is like kind of annoying but we know we know he should so talk about i know the last jewish rapper was like modoo i know and it's like that's all we're like dave i don't think he's jewish i just think he has curly hair when are you dropping a rap song when are you dropping more music because we're waiting i know you're basically the rihanna of podcasting i agree um honestly my second song like wasn't as big as my first my first was like

such a hit is that from streams on spotify and everything and there was just like less fanfare and i don't know i feel like people like were over it if i'm being if i'm gonna be vulnerable that's the story that you're telling yourself maybe you're right and you and but i do think that we need a bop for the summer we need a bop i am working now on releasing my next special and like that's my project and hopefully it'll be out by summer um where'd you film it or where are you grammar see theater i filmed it already that's where like everyone yeah the big time it was fabulous like we like it's small and intimate so like it was really i think i we when we did pre-sale on patreon like it sold out so it was just patreon like real toasters like real girly girls the energy was amazing was on point we did two nights

and because it's so small like we built a whole ass stage and it was so cool looking like i had this like little thing that jetted out i felt like a pop star i'm obsessed with you thank you was your outfit good very good i can't wait yeah um all right next story speaking of the kardashians kim kardashian was announced yesterday as one of the stars of american horror story season 12 and like we're all confused i think she's rebranding yeah i don't understand so her and and Emma Roberts released this trailer. It didn't have any footage. It just was like five words. And it took literally 45 seconds for the words to make a sentence.

It was so frustrating. And then you couldn't even see the full Kardashian if it was vertical. It was so annoying. But basically the message of the trailer was that Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian are starring in the next season of American Horror Story. Has she acted in anything? Well, she did have that iconic scene in 90210. I don't know if you remember from high school where her and Khloe are trying to sell dresses

to Naomi, the cool girl. And then Naomi calls her a hoe and they storm out. It was really kind of amazing. Well, let's be honest. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is a full-time acting gig. Oh, great. She has plenty of experience pretending.

Pretend you don't hate all your assistants every day. Pretend you actually want to be filming this show. So I would say yes. She has plenty of experience pretending. Pretend you don't hate all your assistants every day. Pretend you like actually want to be filming this show. So I would say yes, she is experienced. I do. I loved Lady Gaga in it. But like Lady Gaga is. An artist. Like Lady Gaga can do anything.

And that was the beginning. Then now she's been nominated for Oscars. Yeah. That was like her first. Ryan Murphy saw something in her. Maybe Ryan Murphy. But again, yeah, we are not out here telling women not to chase their dream. But Kim, I think she loves to challenge herself.

She does. And I'm proud of her for that. Yeah. I just, it comes to a point, it's kind of, it's giving me like JLo vibes where when I'm that rich and successful, if I'm still like chasing this hard, it's sad. Yeah yeah I'm glad you brought up JLo because JLo is at an interesting point where she's like a singer and she's like a an iconic singer and an iconic actress and I know now any movie that she puts out now or any song that she puts out now is going to be bad it's so weird how like she's this like and i saw her she's one of the most talented people in the world and

everything she does sucks even her j-lo beauty like sucks what is that like it's like she's an she's like a legend who can't get arrested everything she does is bad i don't understand the hustlers movie was like her moment to come back and then but she did get gypped on a lot of awards she did you know she's very insecure that like people say she's not a good actor and all this stuff. And she's. Well, sorry. She's very. I watched her documentary and she's very upset about it.

Do you talk to her? How do you know? No, I watch. I watch everyone's documentary. She so badly wants to be taken seriously as so many different things. That's what it is. She goes to sleep at night. And the story she's telling in her head, we have a theme, is that like, yeah, people aren't

respecting me. Go to Wyoming, not near lake connie but like somewhere else like have a farm occasionally have a script you look at like that's what i want for her not like ben we gotta go outside get your nice trench coat not that trench coat the other one yeah get a dunkin donuts do something stupid i'll hug you she's kind of playing the game like somebody on the up and up would be playing exactly she doesn't act like a legend and she is like i saw her concert in the 2018 super bowl it was like a super bowl party and she performed and it was like greatest hits and you really do forget how many let's get loud like get it right so i can get right before the night. Like so good. And she really could be like a Cher.

Like she could be, she's definitely past her prime, but I feel like she won't accept that. I think the olive oil saga really hurt her. What was olive oil? She basically was like, I don't do anything to my face. I just use olive oil. And as an Italian who's just greasy with olive oil all the time, your face does not look like that.

And then she came up with JLo Beauty. Well, it's like, well, if you're only using olive oil, the time that your face does not look like that and then she came up with jlo beauty well it's like well if you're only using um olive oil why the fuck should we use your products it seems i'm using evo from rachel ray right but yeah there's sometimes less is more in this industry which me and you it's hard because we're workaholics but sometimes like even like over exposure over saturation trying too hard people are like we get it you want to be famous yeah and it's a thin line also once people like your stuff then people offer you a lot of money to do more stuff and you have to be selective saying no is actually super powerful and i'm working on it no

you're so right especially for somebody at jlo's level like you have to be so particular every like and that's why i feel like lady gaga is really good at it she doesn't do a lot and it takes years for her to do something she'll be filming this Joker movie for a while and then she'll be doing the Joker thing for a few years like the Oscars and she has these like eras almost and it's really powerful and she stays relevant but she doesn't feel overexposed I also thought in the past that saying no people would just think I'm a bitch but as I've been doing it more often people like respect you more and that was a really powerful turning point for me because I also am an opportunist like I feel like I feel like I got where I am because I work hard so if saying no to opportunities means I'm not working

hard then I'm not going to be successful yeah but there's a way of like prioritizing your mental health um wow we are therapizing today no we're kind of like giving doing the most we're like slutty brené browns so kim kardashian is starring in american horror story i've actually never seen american horror story i'm not gonna watch it um do you not like scary stuff it's something well yeah i don't i don't like i feel like a lot of people's like personality is like i love horror like let's go chill in the cemetery um that's not me at all and so that's not my genre of choice but also is there a musical theater in american horror story you know it's like i loved glee a ryan murphy production probably ryan murphy's best work in my opinion did you watch

the glee documentary no i didn't because i actually saw a bunch of glee actual cast mates say they weren't approached or if they were they didn't want to be a part of it. And so like these experts on set, it was like, you know, people in charge of hair wardrobe. Yes. And you know, that person doesn't really know what's going on. It was a thirsty piece of work. It was a reach. And they were saying all these like allegeds.

And I just felt afterwards a little dirty. And I read a review of it because I was thinking about watching it. And I saw that like one of the takeaways was that, you know, a lot of what went on on the show um they blamed leah michelle for like they very subtly tried to blame leah michelle for cory monteith's overdose and how she was like the one pushing him into drinking so honestly because i stan leah michelle to the day i died that's my top have you seen funny girl of course i have i saw it night number two oh my god i didn't get tickets tonight number one it was so mad about it i have to see it it's literally no i have to it's a religious experience i hope she like resigns and keeps going it's incredible i'm so i was into the drama too

behind it i lived for every minute of it and i'm sorry beanie was never right for that role and they went out of their way to not give the original role to leah michelle and you know what the show they got is the show they deserved yes because she's like a little bit of a scandal you know they called her a bully so you know what what? Okay. Don't hire her. Look what happened. I do know her stylist. Or at one point a stylist of her. Not to name names. And? And he said she's lovely.

No, and I'm sure at a time. And just because people can't read does not mean you have to bully them or call them bullies. No, I have to say, I'm sure at a time she was a misery. Like she blew up on this show and she was the star of the show. Yeah. And I'm sure she was a diva. I'm sure she was rude to everyone. Also that show was insane. When you weren't acting, you had to be learning music. Go to the studio. she was the star of the show. Yeah. And I'm sure she was a diva. I'm sure she was rude to everyone.

Also, that show was insane. When you weren't acting, you had to be learning music. Go to the studio. You had to go to the studio. Like, it was, they said it was child labor. You know, and I'm sure she was the devil. I am sure. Okay.

People can change. She was literally 18. True. Like, I don't care. True. All right. Next story. Ready?

Oh, this, I feel like you're personally invested in and I want to hear your take. All right, next story. Ready? Oh, this I feel like you're personally invested in, and I want to hear your take. Oh, God. Tayshia Adams is holding hands with Summer House star Luke Gulbrinson amid dating rumors. So the former bachelorette Tayshia Adams, queen,

and Summer House alum Luke are fueling, I'm not pronouncing his last name again, Luke are fueling romance rumors after they were spotted getting cozy at an Easter Sunday celebration. In a since-deleted picture shared via Instagram by Lindsay, Luke could be seen standing behind Tayshia holding her hand. The duo have sparked dating speculation over the last few weeks. They posed for a group photo alongside Carl, Lindsay,

and like a bunch of other people I've never met. So they're dating, and you used to date this man, correct? I mean, date is a strong word. It was a... Hooking up. It was... No. Oh, okay. It was a situation-ship do you know taisha i've met her briefly i actually i did not

know this oh breaking news i saw this yesterday on instagram that's exciting i hope that he finds love yeah um i hope they all find love i mean taisha's. Yes, she's amazing. I think I watched her season. I actually know her ex, JPJ. John Paul. Oh, yeah, John Paul Jones. John Paul John John. Yeah. And he was hilarious.

John Paul John Jones. So she likes the blonde man. She does. Go for it, girl. So now I'm thinking, because I ran into Tayshia like a week ago. No, maybe I have no concept of time. Maybe it was two weeks ago. And she was with a guy. And I was like, oh, that must be Tayshia's new man.

But what I have noticed, if it was that guy Luke from Summer House, I wasn't really invested. I never really got super deep into Summer House. I can't lie. Me neither. I do think that it's like New York City. People are seeing each other.

And also when you're on reality TV and you see someone else on reality TV, there's a lot of like common commonality. Yeah. And then it's like we take a photo. People are going to talk about us. I get it. He was just dating Ashley though from Real Housewives of Potomac. He's kind of like making the route. Today's episode is brought to you by Air Doctor. Clean air is one of the fastest and easiest ways we can have a positive impact on our health. You can improve the quality of your indoor air with a high quality air purifier and all you have to do is breathe. I'm not going to lie. I was a little skeptical about air purifiers until I got an air doctor in the studio. I'm literally looking

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Okay, so but now I just want to ask you about Summer House. I don't know if you're seeing any of the discourse on like this season of Summer Summer House how it's like the cock do you know anything about it I'm literally so removed by it but page will tell me things I need to know okay are things that will make me laugh well what's going on now is kind of like the the comeuppance I think for a lot of the cast it's like finally Lindsay's getting what Lindsay deserves and I've from the seasons that I've watched in the past like Lindsay has definitely been the villain in my eyes and she's never really gotten her like it hasn't she's never gotten like called out and she's getting called out this season and I don't really feel like she's done anything wrong this season

if anything this is the most kind of stable she's been and I don't understand why now it's like you know we're all coming for Lindsay when it's like we probably should have come for her a few years ago yeah I know that like there's a lot of people bringing up stuff from the past right and stuff but I'm like aren't we in a new season yeah like let's get some new fun drums so we know that you and Paige are obviously besties yeah who do you have a relationship with I'm Sierra I'm very close with Sierra like we talk all the time cat memes all the time cat memes all the time it's probably tough to be some like friends with someone who's so beautiful honestly it's it's a thing where i'm like it keeps me grounded it keeps me humble and now she's a

victoria's secret model do you think it's getting to her head or she's still i think it's like where she needs to be like i know she was saving lives as a nurse and i felt bad being like you should be in a maybelline commercial but like save But like, save lives. Whatever is good for you. Yeah. It's just like, leave some room for the rest of us. Yeah. But she's also, what people don't know is like, she's so funny and goofy and silly. So when you're with her, she doesn't give the energy of like, I know I'm hotter than you.

Oh, that's nice. Even though she does. Because she is. But she doesn't like, put it in your face like Brooke Shields. Oh, not you coming for Brooke Shields. No, I love Brooke Shields. She's an icon. But yeah, so I'm also friends with Maya.

Oh, you are? Yeah, we haven't like hung out a lot, but like whenever we see each other, it's really cool. And that's it? Yeah, I mean, but I have no animosity towards anyone on the show. I was just going to say, do you hold any hate in your heart for like Kyle? No. That was a long hesitation no i mean i actually have done like a lot of work in therapy where like if you hold on to stuff it just messes with you and like honestly kyle and i were cool

for so long yeah and we got along for so long and like so i don't really remember like the last little blip we have i'm kind of like like Kyle. Choosing to remember the good. And Kyle and I are both like big personalities. We put people on reality TV. Like it's really a reality TV drama that happened. Like in my, when I think about the friendships, I'm like, yeah, if we weren't on a reality TV show, that dynamic would never have happened. That's true.

And Amanda and I actually have texted like we have no animosity towards each other. Okay, good. Good, good, good. Yeah. have no animosity towards each other okay good good good yeah and kyle was the one who motivated you or inspired you maybe to name your podcast giggly squad right yes yeah do you think that kills him i think that he should feel honored yeah i mean you guys are just like we love a collab being successful selling out big theaters you're on a podcast tour he knew that page and i like to giggle a lot and it annoyed him.

But what's something sometimes people hate can make someone love. Yeah. But shout out to all the giggly girlies. That's right. Okay, next up, we've got some shocking royal news. Kate Middleton has broken a royal rule and has shamed the entire family.

Yeah. Everyone is seeing red because Princess Kate Middleton was spotted sporting a crimson colored nail polish as she stepped out for church service on Easter Sunday. She was pictured looking perfect in royal blue, but the beauty's contrasting red tipped fingers perturbed many royalists as it's been widely reported that the late Queen Elizabeth II disapproved of bright nail polish. According to multiple outlets, the Queen stuck to one light pink color named by Essie, ballet slippers, and expected other royal women to do the same.

Some on social media claimed that Kate didn't exactly nail it with one writing, too bad the whole royal family photo op is ruined by Kate's brazen red nail polish. It's not protocol and Kate Middleton has shamed the entire family. Disgusting. Another raged. Meghan Markle was slaughtered for breaking protocol just for wearing a nail polish that wasn't pink. Now here is Kate Middleton wearing red nail polish. Will we be told how bold and daring she is? Now I want to say this is moronic beyond next level moronic. Meghan Markle should be allowed to wear red nail polish as should Kate Middleton. I will say at least Kate waited for Queenie to die to whip out the red nail polish.

See, I think she should be canceled. Yeah. I think we should go through her old tweets. Yeah. And I think she should be stoned. And I think that like. It's a start. I mean, what else more horrible things could she be doing if she's wearing red nail polish also like clearly she's a bitch yeah clearly she doesn't support women

she doesn't and specifically older women in comedy her she's probably in with jen shaw yeah and i think based on these photos she's a homophobe and i think that the you know adl should get involved because this feels anti-semitic yeah and i'm upset she's definitely like you know what i'm disappointed kate do better do better have we asked her about abortion rights yet right no i mean maybe or is she saying something about gun laws i think there's something there with the red maybe this is her speaking to us you know she's she's limited in what she can say they're not political so maybe it's a cry for help maybe

she's telling us something maybe the red is maybe she's a republican or maybe i don't know what red could symbolize maybe she likes the blood of children maybe it's a statement on the dalai lama oh he's always wearing that red yeah or maybe she's supporting maybe she's letting everyone know that her favorite spritz is grapefruit she is a grapefruit girly that's probably it yeah if we had to let's be conservative like that's what she's yeah we don't want to like reach yeah we don't want to be radical no that's crazy she's a grapefruit girly but all i know is i'm not listening to her anymore yeah not that she spoke i'm so disappointed i'm so i used to like her too i used to like i used to like her but now now i see her i see the new side of her and i find it disgraceful

and honestly anti-patriotic but her husband could do nothing wrong king literally future king no one no one talked about his nails so true he probably has like crusty cuticle like he's definitely not fingering her do the royals finger each other you know what the royals don't make eye contact when they have sex i am actually in not to speak for jackie and i but jackie and i we are monarchists like we love the crown we love the royal family yes um so i'm just gonna choose like out of respect not to talk about her vagina okay so you don't support um free sexuality and other women in the royals agreed well muted point yeah are you disappointed i mean i'm looking at me differently i feel like i need to

give an apology for even asking you that no no no you're fine okay but let me know if you need one i have the dumbest fifth and final story because it was a slow day but i feel like i would like your thoughts the fbi is warning the public against using those public phone charging stations. So the FBI is warning consumers about juice jacking where bad actors are using public chargers to infect phones with malware. So the law enforcement agency says consumers should avoid using public chargers

at malls and airports and stick to their own USB cables and charging plugs. So avoid using the free charge. They tweeted, avoid using the free charging stations tweeted avoid using the free charging stations in airports hotels or shopping centers people have figured out a way to use public usb ports so not even the chargers they're saying don't use public usb ports you know how like at the airport they have outlets and usb well it's always like emergency mode when you need to use

it but they're saying do not use it because you can introduce malware and monitoring software onto your device carry your own charger and usb cord and use an electrical outlet instead who is malware what is a malware that's such a good question because like as the it department so it's my understanding based on my you know limited knowledge that malware is basically like viruses i feel like it's 2023 like how is my phone still getting a virus i know and to me like the virus thing sounds like a little bit of a conspiracy theory but having like freaks monitor you like that i could see happening like people hacking into usb ports so they can monitor like young girls phones but i do have to say i love attention i love attention monitor me i want

people to be watching and be like oh that tiktok video did do well oh she's so quirky oh um she is you know check your email she's at zero she's not like other girls she's not like other girls a lot of cat videos yeah we could do without what would like a hacker find on your phone for me they would find like some of the most like vile shit talking like i when i'm like feeling like a safe space and I'm like talking shit with like my sisters, I say some of the meanest. Are you a voice note girl? No, I put that shit in writing.

I am so fucking evil. I say the meanest shit. Like I say what's really on my mind. I want it on record. Paige and I will voice note for like an hour and my mom was visiting the other week and she was like, fucking call her. And I'm like, no, no,'m like no no it's an art well that's the other thing i don't actually text that much everything i do is facetime oh i'm such a facetime girl and then you get to look at

yourself too during it like you're like you're starring in a movie i actually have like a phone stand next to my bed so i can put my face time on while you're like resting so i don't have to like hold it up yeah and you don't want to get like a kink in your neck. What would we find on your phone? I am like so obvious. Like in my explore page, it's like. How to go viral. No, it's like tennis strokes.

Oh God. Like I watch tennis. Tutorials. Tutorials. That's what Ben does for golf. That's not weird. I'm like an old man deep. I'm a retired old man deep down.

Yeah. So tennis strokes, stand up comedy. comedy yeah and then like so many animal videos it's insane i always forget that you're like a cat girl i am a cat girl which but i rescued a senior pit bull before so i'm better than all of you yeah you are um i'm gonna we're gonna be in west hampton this summer we're gonna foster some animals shout out south hampton animal shelter are you gonna be fostering cats or dogs dogs unless there's like a bunch of kittens because cats are more like you can't really take them for a week yeah they're like what is this yeah they don't trust you I just like I feel like we're so limited in where our friendship can go because

like I can never go over to your house but I would not say hi to you she'd be under the couch no I like I wouldn't I actually would not step foot in your house just because like i can't are you allergic no oh you just hate um fluffy things that when you pet them they vibrate which is adorable no i just hate cats like it's um like i are we gonna really end on this sour note no no no yeah and we have like a lot of cat the meow toaster but i know i love dogs you call them me i love themselves i love all animals which you know cat people tend to like all animals dog people come for cats no i'm very like niche i don't love but i do would argue that a king charles is cat like oh my god don't insult my that's how you want to end the show you want to insult my son noted hannah don't talk about my family noted noted blood is thicker than water okay disgusting my

god have you had Teresa on we have we actually had Teresa on like many moons we've had her recently but the first time we had her was when back when we were the morning breath we did a live show and she was one of our guests and then um we all went out to dinner afterwards. That was back in the days when Cheech was working for Bravo. And we all coordinated this dinner. And it was like kind of surreal to be at dinner with Tree. Her daughters weren't there, which was upsetting. But I would have loved to have seen her daughters. And it was fabulous.

Like she's definitely exactly who she is on TV as she is in real life. And I know that famous story of her when you worked at Betches. When you worked at Betches, she came into the office and she was like oh my god girl no job so what happened is i actually at betches because i'm italian i thought that i just knew her last name and i called her i've seen this video it went viral and she just goes why that's not my name and then so we kind of she was a great sport how did you pronounce it guidice yeah i mean forever it was theresa judice and then like years years and years later it came out that we were all saying it wrong it's actually judice yes but now you're the you you know the names but everyone still says judice

like yeah but i think theresa judice i think i say judice now it was disrespectful of me it was but we got over it but fast forward i saw her on the street and she's waving at me. I'm waving back and she goes, go with no job. Oh my God. And I was like, okay, she's a singing starlet. And I was like, oh my God, she thinks I'm skinny. Obviously our dinner like didn't have like that much of an impact on her. We went to the Bowery Hotel.

We had a delicious pasta at Gemma and she couldn't even remember my face so that feels good but that's like a true star i heard she doesn't listen she doesn't watch any episode and i think that's why she survived reality tv that's actually because i don't think she knows what's going on and if she did best she doesn't get too in the weeds it's not that serious but she still eats and leaves no crumbs every single episode and she still remains the most toxic person on reality television. Way worse than Jen Shah. Yeah. And not Kate Middleton, but.

Yeah, but I don't know, those nails changed everything. Well, Hannah, it's been such a delight. Thank you so much for being here. If you guys just can't get enough of Hannah, make sure to follow her on TikTok. Not that she needs any more followers. Maybe you should follow me on TikTok. And check out, she has two podcasts.

One, of course, she hosts with Paige from summer house it is called giggly squad and then she has her own more interview base like more serious a little bit more mental health called burning in hell burning spelled b-e-r-n you are such a journalist i'm also going to be at the west hampton theater this summer oh i did it's literally so fun if the girlies want to come oh i know we have long island girlies yeah toasters that theater is so nice and perfect size and they have good snacks in the back okay noted because like i always get like my snacks you know what's in your rider oh my god it's so embarrassing it's like so many caffeine free diet pepsi uh-huh spritz of course sparkling water flat water a bottle of

tequila a shit ton of lemons bag of baked lays bag of pretzels bag of baked ruffles and they always have a hard time finding when i'm in like the middle of nowhere they're like baked i'm like you don't know baked lays it's so bizarre they're like late just scrambling chicken fingers french fries grilled chicken white rice and a caesar salad not for me that's amazing yeah and maybe a grilled salmon for ben i'm so bad with writers oh my god i can't i can't get enough free shit on my they'll get my writer wrong and there was like a huge like deli sandwich the other day and i was like i didn't and they were like that was in your writer

and i was like oh my team messed up sorry did you eat it absolutely not oh i can't i'm not gonna eat a full ham salami yeah provolone cheese well i want to come to your show oh my god i would love to have you you came to my show right yes at west hampton yes you got me tickets yes i went in the back i said hi i'm gonna need some tickets you're very busy i also yeah i have a new york show in times square i know it's time square blah but on the 27th there's of april of april i'm a stage coach with all the bachelor people yeah oh my god make out blake no oh you're not into blake no first of all i'm married i'm With all the Bachelor people. Yeah. Oh my God. Make out with Blake. No. Oh, you're not into Blake? No.

First of all, I'm married. I don't know if you know that. Second of all, I think like on a personality level, there's probably not anyone on reality TV that I was like more immediately put off by than Blake. And three, he's dating Giannina from Love is Blind, which is the funniest, weirdest thing of all time. I've actually met him and he's really nicenina from Love is Blind which is the funniest weirdest thing of all time I've actually met him and he's really nice he's really cool but maybe not like not my type not not good right enough for you to leave your marriage no there's a few people I would leave my husband for um and he's not one of them who would you leave your husband for um great question and don't say nobody like Luann my rose is my

husband I'm like I'm so I mean I'm I'm so obsessed with him it's really annoying because we don't see each other a lot but no but still you need to answer Pedro Pascal on this is a the last of us very different okay that's a good one mine's john mayer but i justify it by saying um actually ben looks a lot like john mayer so you would sit in a room while he just gets inspired and starts playing the guitar and like working working i mean just think about how i mean you haven't seen them but mike jugs are extremely inspiring and i think he would write like some beautiful songs about my body oh like he once he sees these tits it's over okay are you starting only fans is this your drop ben you know my husband ben has a podcast with josh peck yes it's so it's literally so good josh peck is so personable so everything i'm obsessed yeah and they had on the episode that came out yesterday with tana Mongeau.

And she's an OnlyFans girl. And she actually started, she has a really cool business where she started an agency where she represents other OnlyFans content creators and gets them set up. Oh, she's the boss. And promotes them. It's actually really smart. Women supporting women. And she said that if Josh and Ben started like a non-nude OnlyFans, like they could do a million dollars in a month.

That's crazy because I've highly, I've been told that my foot has a good arch don't know what that means let's see i mean i mean i my i didn't shave very well and i do have the cameras that are not that high quality okay good um but i think like foot modeling like if we have to yeah you could do it anonymously as a foot only fans person. Or like be really non-anonymous with it. Oh yeah, blow it up. Yeah. As seen on Bravo. Chat room for 42 episodes. Hannah, you are a doll.

You are a delight. Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence. Thank you. This went by so fast. I know. And I love the toasters. Shout out to all of them. And shout out to the Giggly Toasters.

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