The Toast - Big Dicks and Big Jugs with Ben Soffer: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

Sofia Richie Converts TO Judaism Ahead of Elliot Grainge Wedding (Page Six) Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny Cuddle Up While Sharing A Horse On Romantic Date (Page Six) Ariana Madix Wears The Ultimate Skin-Baring Revenge Dress For 'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion (People) Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling GO To The Real World In New 'Barbie' Trailer: Watch (People) Angel Reese Calls Jill Biden's Idea To Invite Both LSU and Iowa To The White House 'A JOKE' (People) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having a great day. I am, because out of all this podcast studios in all the world, you decided to walk into mine. Hey, Ben, my co-host for today. How you doing? I'm doing great.

How are you doing? Thank you so much for being here on show notice. Show, I'm having a stroke. Short notice. Jax was unavailable today, and I thought, hmm, I have so many options for co-hosts down here. Livia, she was child rearing, so she was not available. While you were my only choice, you were also my first choice. Also, as we discussed on the Patreon, I really have come into my own as a podcaster since

I now have basically an award winning podcast that had Hilary Duff on it that blew up the internet. So honestly, I am like, should be your first choice. And you can take that Taylor Strecker. I feel, I feel like this is the first time that you have been on the toast proper since you were in People Magazine. And we actually have a lot of stories today from People Magazine. You know, it's a, it's a critically acclaimed journalistic beacon. How does that feel? How do you feel like you've changed as a podcast host since being on People Magazine? I mean, it's also the first time that I've been on the toast since being deemed a proper

celebrity by myself. Oh yeah. We spoke about it on Patreon, but I am like a celebrity phenom people magazine yeah ceo founder society yeah use code toast if people are um looking for ben to answer for a lot of what we've been talking about on the toast the last couple of weeks you know beans celebrity passport we did a whole hour-long patreon um last week ben joined me and we talked we talked through it and i feel like we're in a better place now do you agree yeah it was like really judge judy um we both judged each other and then at the end we came to decide that uh some of the stuff i was wrong for yeah you didn't admit to any of your faults what was i wrong for uh we we discussed that potentially the way that you dragged out the flashlight uh gate was was a bit harsh given Theo's condition.

But again, no spoilers. Go and sign up for Patreon so you can listen. We're not doing it here. I also don't feel like it's healthy for us to rehash. You know, we've moved past it. We've rehashed. Are you excited to hop on the toast? I feel like something so underrated about you

that I think I was just telling Jackie is you like low-key are not like really at all caught up on like pop culture. No, I live in my own world in my own bubble and when I do get like just a little piece of info um I like run with it right and one of the stories today that I chose specifically for you is all about Caitlin Clark oh great because I know that's actually something you weirdly like fell into a rabbit hole on and you have become quite taken with. Yeah, I mean, we spoke about this yesterday.

Hi, Bruno. Oh, Bruno just joined us. Hey, Bruno. We spoke about this yesterday. For those of you that don't know Kaitlyn Clark, she is the star of Iowa women's basketball. I just read that- College. Yeah.

By the way, there is no Iowa women's WNBA team. By the way, why the fuck would I know that? I don't know. So true. Apparently, the national championship game last night got like the most views in the history of women's sports people watched it nine million more than most nba games this year major league soccer yeah like like big time numbers and it's all because of caitlin clark this girl from iowa is like unbelievable and it's like the first time

that people actually give a shit about women's sports and it's huge for women's sports because not only is she good but the new nil rules i don't know if you're familiar with them but this is the first year where women or like college athletes college athletes get to get paid so she made like a million bucks already and so like all the chatter is caitlin clark is so big in college why the fuck would she go to the wnba to make peanuts she can stay in college be the face of march madness to the WNBA to make peanuts she can stay in college be the face of March Madness bringing all this cash and all of a sudden it's like a legitimate career for her over a couple because she's three more years of eligibility right no and then what you and I were saying was like honestly if she's that great she should be able to audition for the NBA

like she should it should be a meritocracy I'm sure she's better than some of the scrubs who sit on the bench yeah probably not but like it's possible. Probably not. You think? No, like we can see, like, I don't, I don't know. Like it's always hard when you're not playing against your competition to truly know how you'd play against other competition. Right. Right. Like it looks like she would be like, and maybe she would be, I just, we just don't know. Just don't know. Um, but back to what I was saying, I found Caitlin Clark on Tik TOK and just like Tik TOKok the way that it builds stands yeah is is amazing i saw her and then all of a sudden i'm like when is the national championship game i gotta watch her yeah and all of a sudden we're in the car in florida coming from our beautiful vacation coming to jackie's house and i looked and they were down

20 and then they got blown out so my one day of being a caitlin clark fan uh i forced them to lose but we have an interesting story because there's like more drama after the game. So we'll talk about that. It's our fifth and final. Teaser. Because, you know,

it's an important story but it's still women's sports so it goes to the fifth and final slot. But thank you for joining me here today. I appreciate you being here and I'm excited to get your take

on some of the stories. I tried to, of course, tailor the stories a little bit to you but it's unavoidable. So I'll explain everything, you know? Cool. Cool?

Can we talk about Training Day? Oh my God. Okay, you guys. One thing about Ben is like when I met him, and still to this day, Ben has like never seen any movie that's like popular or legendary. He hadn't seen The Godfather. He hadn't seen My Cousin Vinny. And he's watched those two since then.

But Ben recently has been watching like other really well-known really popular films acting he has not stopped talking about Training Day acting like he's the first person to ever see this movie I mean it's just like you watch these like dumb ass shows like the Oscars and you're watching these movies that fucking suck like Training Day should win today because somebody can watch it today and Denzel should be awarded best actor again because the movie is that good and I just don't care about these noobs like Like the movies are just no good. I just don't, I don't see how that's relevant. Like what about Leonardo DiCaprio and Blood Diamond? Like why is nobody talking about that?

Ben also recently just saw Blood Diamond for the first time. Didn't you find that scene where they were shooting up the kids with drugs to be so chilling? I never forgot it. I did find it chilling, which is why that kid should win best supporting actor in this year's Oscars,

as opposed to that fucking movie that won for VR like 900 awards. What was that? Everything Everywhere All at Once. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, the star, what's her name? Michelle Yeoh.

I just watched her in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which was amazing. And she should have won Best Actress in that. Ben is like 10 years delayed on films. Have you ever seen- I'm like that person what was that story where that girl was hidden in the bunker like is that yeah what is that story sorry that show well no kimmy schmidt kimmy schmidt like was like loosely based off of like some actual

mole woman yeah so i'm not i'm like stuck in 2000 i'm watching all like the the new movies also my taste in music then the way you are stuck in the 2000s with your movies and music is the way i'm stuck in like the early 2000s in terms of basketball totally yeah like when i was in the like 11th grade i like really was into the knicks for approximately two years and i knew everything like i was obsessed i knew all the players i would go to the games i would like watch and everything and then like i slowly stopped caring so whenever me and ben go to nick games like my reference point in terms of data on the Knicks is Tyson Chandler, Raymond Felton, Mello you know three to the dome bro three to the dome. Yeah and they have all retired so they're no longer in the league.

They're no longer in the league. Yarmir Yager that's a ranger. Yeah. Ranger goalie. Yeah good times. Good times. Um so let's dive in what do you say? Sure. Here are the Fast Five stories that you, yes you, need to know. Today's episode is brought to you by Stamps.com. When every person, moment, and penny counts in your business, you can't afford to take any of them for granted. Stamps.com gets it because for the last 25 years, they've been helping businesses like yours save time and money. So you can focus on your business,

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crunch anymore by the way i support do you know how inundated my tiktok is with clips or my reels like you guys are popping off on the social platforms i feel like i don't even need to tune into the show well you don't so cool and maybe you do need to tune into the show or else you would know that we don't do the crunch maybe if you had a business that you why did you decide to remove the crunch we're not the wait why did we decide to remove the crunch because the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your toast. Your morning toast.

Yeah, I think it was because like our remote setup didn't really allow that sort of special effect. But like you could just use like a prerecorded me. We could if we wanted to nauseate people and we don't because the toast seeks to heal. Okay. All right. Our first story, which I did choose specifically for you because it's about Judaism. And one thing about you is that you can find really any route to end up talking about Judaism. And there's a person in this story who I've been told so many times that

you look like, have you heard about this? No, but I'm sure I'm going to hate it. No, no, no. He's cute. So Sophia Ritchie, Lionel Ritchie's daughter, Nicole Ritchie's sister is converting to Judaism ahead of her wedding to Elliot Gr grange and elliot grange actually looks a lot like you ben let me show you a picture i mean he just is like a brunette and wears glasses and kind of has like a actually he really doesn't look like you but he just has your glasses literally you literally do stand up on this and talk about beanie feldstein and you are literally doing this to me no he's like oh does every brunette that has glasses and by the way i am like sorry much more handsome than that man you put 40 pounds on that man, he's not good looking anymore.

40? My God. I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. 10. Yeah. 10. So she's converting to Judaism and like nobody knew.

I mean, everyone knew she was getting married. She has a huge engagement ring and it was all really cute. And then she posted yesterday on Instagram a picture of her sitting at a desk in what appears to be a shul or synagogue of some sorts because there's a stained glass window behind her and she's sitting in front of some sort of scripture and she wrote what a magical day i want to thank nate uh thank canter nathan lamb for helping me along this journey of converting to judaism it has been one of the greatest experiences of my life today was that day with five jewish star emojis wow is that nice unbelievable we need we need more jews we need more cool jews yeah we do and jews who like are

open to posting about their judaism online i find so many celebrities who are jewish like never talk about it it's almost like they're ashamed and the best part like some people are like weird about conversion i absolutely love converted jews because i think that they just take Judaism so much more seriously than 99.9% of people that were born into being Jews who just said, oh, I went to Hebrew school once. So like I'm good. Or I have like a roast on the holiday. So I'm good. Like they learn truly what it means to be Jewish. It's honestly probably like such a cool experience to like learn all about the customs and stuff when you're old enough to appreciate it. It was just kind of like we were learning it so young. We didn't really understand like a all about the customs and stuff when you're old enough to appreciate it it was just kind of like we were learning it so young we didn't really understand like a lot of

the meaning and so i think that's why so many people who convert end up being like more devout and more religious than people who were born jewish because you have like a a different appreciation for it i see a business but you want to be you know you're not a lot of proselytize no no not not conversion but maybe it's like a course for older Jews that are looking to get into it where we can charge money. And because we're like a religious institution, we could also like make a shul and not pay taxes. Yeah, I'm so down to not pay taxes.

So the daughter of Lionel Richie was raised Christian and she attended Oaks Christian School in Westlake Village for a few years. She's openly discussed the importance of her faith. And now she's joining ours. This is a good one. Sophia Richie is so cool. I completely forgot that she was lionel richie's daughter and you know i am lionel's number one fan hello isn't me you're looking for that was so good yeah that was good i can see it in your eyes i can see it in your smile you're part of like the one percent of people

our age who hear hello and don't think of adele no lionel yeah i know and if you've seen that music video it's incredibly controversial is it oh yeah it's just like about some blind girl who like like puts her hands out like can't see anything it's like hello oh he's like talking to a blind girl they're saying it's ableist is that what they're saying no it's just like weird that is definitely it's just like a strange and like i'm 100 sure that lionel did not cast a blind girl to play the blind girl no you think he had nothing to do with the casting no it's it's just like remembering glee who was the kid who was in a wheelchair oh oh oh arty okay so you're saying

that you don't think the girl in the music video was actually blind in real life no i just don't think that there are many blind actresses but if they're but there are enough that she could have been cast yeah no it's not like you can find a blind actress. I don't know if there's like many, many famous ones, but you're right about that guy in Glee, Kevin McHale, who played Artie was not a paraplegic.

Also fun fact about Kevin McHale, Kevin McHale is a very famous basketball coach. Not him, but like, like really famous. Not Artie, like a different guy. No,

guy named Kevin McHale. Oh, that's also Artie's name. Yeah, tougher Artie, like in Google SEO, he'll just never pop up. That, you know, is also a problem for, crushed his career. For Brian Kelly, the points guy Kevin McHale. Oh, that's also Artie's name. Yeah, tough for Artie, like in Google SEO. He'll just never pop up. That, you know, is also a problem for Brian Kelly, the points guy.

Yeah, yes. There's a very, very famous football coach for Notre Dame, Brian Kelly. Very famous. And I feel like I'm always saying this story. One half of the former band known as Florida Georgia Line is also named Brian Kelly. Oh, I did not know that. Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelly. If I had to bet, I bet that our Brian Kelly will eventually surpass the other Brian Kelly's in their notoriety on Google.

Well, Brian Kelly from Florida George Line spells it differently and the band is now defunct. He's still acting. He's still working. He's a Y? I think it's K-E-L-L-E-Y. Oh, but he's a B-R-I-A-N? Yeah. I just feel like anybody, like in country music, you're immediately Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. Right? You're not Brian.

You're Brian. Well, phonetically, yes, you are Brian. Brian. So, Nicole Richie, I mean, Sophia Richie's joining the faith, and I, for one, am thrilled. Thrilled? Thrilled. Yeah, it's amazing. We gotta convert Lionel.

We gotta. Maybe he'll be so taken by his daughter's, you know, journey that he'll be so inspired himself to then write a song, Shalom. Oh, Shalom. Is it God you're looking for? Oh my God, and then he'll start converting other people with the rewrite of this song.

Yes. It's getting very Weird Al. No, it's, yeah, by the yeah by the way weird al let's go off on so many tangents it's okay go this is why you're here weird al unbelievable do you think you're weird al yankovic's number one fan uh no matt hardoon is weird al yankovic your best friend number one but uh i'm a big fan i think just the way that he parodied Complicated into Constipated. Literally knew you were going to bring that up. And the way that he parodied Riding Dirty to White and Nerdy. And that's really like you to a T.

Or Gangster's Paradise to Amish Paradise. I mean, he's a true visionary. I actually think that Jackie would really enjoy his work. You know, you and I were actually weirdly talking about Weird Al before bed like three nights ago, and we were trying to guess what his net worth was. Yeah, it's too low. Yeah. But like he basically just made like YouTube videos, you know?

He was before his time. If he existed now. TikTok. Oh, he'd be the bee's knees. Yeah, that's actually true. All right, ready for our next story? I'm ready. Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny are cuddling up while sharing a horse on a romantic date.

Sharing a whore? A horse. So Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny have taken their romance to the stables. The duo shared a horse while on a date on the Hidden Hills Equestrian Center on Sunday in photos obtained by PMZ. Kardashian sat up front

and the singer was holding on tight from behind. He dressed casually for the weekend in a tan jacket and black pants. So this is revolutionary for a multitude of reasons, but mostly because we never really have gotten confirmation on whether these two were dating. They were spotted leaving somewhere, going to the same place,

but not actually like a photo. And this is pretty much like a confirmation. And the Bad Bunny fans, especially a lot of our Hispanic toasters, are not happy about this. They are very anti, I think because they really see themselves as the perfect woman for Bad Bunny,

and they don't think like Kendall really can truly understand the man that is Bad Bunny. Yeah, I also, I'm sure that you've seen the comparative photos, but Devin Booker and Bad Bunny are the same person. Oh, you think they look alike? Identical. Oh really? I never thought of that. Yeah. Look up the two of them. They are, they look the same. I actually don't think so. I feel like Bad Bunny's way taller. Google Bad Bunny, Devin Booker comparison photo, and you'll get a side-by-side. They look so similar.

They actually look nothing alike, but I respect your bad call. Okay, I mean, are you blind like the woman in Hello? That was a good one. They look a lot alike, but I would be pissed if I was a Bad Bunny fan, which it's not that I'm not a Bad Bunny fan. I just have not taken-

You're still listening to music from 2004. Exactly. I'll catch him when I'm like 60 um literally but uh the Kardashians have had trouble with their men and keeping them sane so the fans are probably just maybe worried that Bad Bunny will go down the path that uh the Kardashian curse not that it's real maybe it's just a coincidence that's a fair assumption I didn't want to i knew you wouldn't care about this story but it did give me the opportunity to ask a question if you could date any kardashian like who do you think is the prettiest like who do you who are you most attracted to in a hypothetical sense because i know you're not attracted to anyone but theo i'm not attracted to anybody but excuse me and you yeah um kylie 100 really yeah like 200 do you i find that interesting really i don't know

what i i thought you i don't even know what you were gonna say but like okay like now i hate kylie um continue like why kylie i don't know i think that she's just like the most pretty and semi like i don't want to say anything mean no i don't want you to say mean no no are you talking about her face or her body no she just well we're not getting into specifics here but she just she just looks like the most like a regular a regular person to me i feel like people would say that kendall looks like the most that just because she hasn't had work doesn't mean that she's like the most relatable like kendall is still like i look at her i'm like oh my god like this is an enormous like i just want to say it's all in the future when you get asked this question and you answer kylie your

answer would be because she looks most like my wife but it's almost like my wife that's what i said no but in the future if you find yourself in a situation like oh who would you rather you know alessandra you look the most like kylie of all of them would you not say no i don't think i would say that i think you look the most like probably rob oh yeah i mean that's not true see like whenever people ask my celebrity crush i always say john mayer and they're like oh really why because he looks like ben that's just not true you've also said that about no i'm not saying it's not true that i look like john Mayer because maybe I do maybe I don't uh I also apparently according to the toasters look like John Favreau so it depends on you depends

on the day at which you get asked that question I'm just saying like for future reference you've also mentioned Harry Styles no I have not really you've never spoken emotionally about Harry Styles or romantically romantically no emotionally probably like that's what i do for a living i mean you're literally lying no i'm literally not i've seen the clips i have the read receipts no the clip that you're referring to is when we were talking about who we would we rather hypothetically sleep with yeah i've never been asked any question like that nor would i ever answer it i want to sleep with my wife you didn't ask me who do i want to sleep with actually that's not what we said we said who we want to

settle down with even worse okay sleeping with is a one-time thing settling down is a whole lifetime i'm gonna have to start blocking you from the toast so you don't see our clips because you're a really toxic you're kind of one of those toxic toasters no you guys are toxic no i see the clips everybody's so mean to me. Okay. You're toxic. Okay. You're toxic because you're the one taking clips out of context. Yeah, sure. You clip them.

We didn't even talk about it. Why don't you give context in what you clip? You control what you clip. Because at the whole point, it's just supposed to be a teaser, so you go to listen to the whole episode. But if you just listen to the clips, you are digesting information without context, thus giving you toxic thoughts and leanings. Interesting.

You have toxic thoughts and leanings. Interesting. You have toxic thoughts and leanings. Interesting. So Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner are probably dating. And I'm fine with it. A lot of people are not. But like, I am okay with it. How much weight can a horse hold? I guess between the two of them, though,

they probably still weigh less than me. Yeah, she probably- And I've been on a horse. Have anybody seen that majestic photo of me at Brian's ranch? Well, the thing about Brian is Brian's- Oh, true. Brian. Yeah, Brian has huge horses is Brian's like- Oh, true, Brian.

Yeah, Brian has huge horses because Brian's almost seven feet tall. What? No, those horses are dinosaurs. Yeah, he has really big horses. And so when we go horseback riding, Eugenio, who runs the horse farm, he knows which horses to put you on, which horses to put me on,

so that we have, you know, different horses can hold different weights. True. Okay, are you ready for our next story? I am. Have you been following at all Vanderpump Rules? You know what's going on, right? I watched the one episode with you

where I'm so sorry to keep bringing this up, but Lala was so mean. Yeah. Like, I just watched it and I'm like, this, like, how mean are you? Like, what kind of karma is coming back to you for how mean you are to this poor girl? So we talked about this on the Patreon

and I don't want to be repetitive, but let me just give some backstory ben watched one episode when they were in vegas the episode raquel had a panic attack and then they were attacking her at dinner the havasui episode have a like havasu um and ben knew what was going on in in the culture and in the context of the affair and everything but he was solely focused on Lala. Yeah. Okay. So that's, this is the story. Ready? Ariana Maddox is wearing the ultimate skin bearing revenge dress for the Vanderpump rules reunion. So the reunion was filmed maybe like a week ago and we just are now getting

pictures of everyone's outfits. It was all kept really under wraps. And I think everybody wanted to see, you know, this is the first time Ariana is seeing her ex man with his new girlfriend, which is literally your ex best friend. And you know, you want to see, you know, this is the first time Ariana is seeing her ex-man with his new girlfriend, which is literally your ex-best friend. And you know, you want to stunt, you want to look and she looks, let me show you a picture. And you could say, she looks beautiful. I won't be offended. She looks amazing. The dress, the hair, look, I'm showing Ben a picture. Beautiful. Like sexy. Like she looks great.

Yeah. So everyone was shook the house down because I don't know what we were expecting her to look, but honestly it was better than I had even imagined. So the upcoming Vanderpump rules reunion is bound to be the most dramatic one in show's history. Earlier this year, the news broke that longtime couple and VPR co-stars Tom and Ariana have called to quits after the Tom Tom co-owner cheated with their co-star Raquel Levis. So last night, Maddox really kind of broke the internet because revenge is a dish best served cold. Maddox is bringing her inner ice queen out with her red hot reunion dress for the upcoming drama filled episode. Maddox is on fire in her

skin tight cutout red dress. The head turning looks, the head turning look shows off her toned physique with only two pieces of fabric covering part of her chest and her abs. She finished off the look with an exact matching manicure and stacks of silver rings and pin straight hair to add to the sultry drama so I think everyone was like really it's always exciting to see what people wear to the reunion but this is like a much more high stakes reunion especially for Ariana she looks amazing I mean this dress is so hot her body looks incredible her glam is everything and she just looks she just looks amazing and i'm so happy for her and everyone is really everyone's just rooting for ariana and it's

so exciting to be on the same team as everyone for once because i find that when jackson and i are on the toast we're always giving our thoughts on like pop culture things and everyone's always like team this or team that we are always on the unpopular team so it's nice to be on the popular team yeah but you're also never on the cheating team no no there's not there's only one team to be on correct that's the thing that's what jackie's always saying it's like there can't be anybody on the other team but everyone's infidelity everyone's walking around and like do you still call it infidelity everyone's like walking around and like team ariana shirts and it's like well okay like what other team is there there's literally no other team no other team no do you still call it infidelity when you're not married yeah yeah infidelity i don't think is

restricted to marriage i think, is restricted to marriage. I think it's restricted to monogamy. Cool. Yeah. But they were in a 10-year domestic partnership or whatever. I thought they were married. Well, that was a big point of contention. And honestly, I feel like they should break up, obviously, because he's having an affair.

But they should have broken up a long time ago because he very much wants more of a traditional marriage, kids. And she's been very clear from the beginning that she doesn't want either of those things and i feel like those are two things like you really can't those are deal breakers those are huge things in a relationship he's mentioned that he wants marriage and kids yeah yet cheats right that doesn't make any sense no that's if anything she should be the one cheating right because she doesn't want to get married right but instead it was him yeah it's really it's all a hoax and over the weekend she was out of town they share a house together still yeah well i don't know what their living situation is but she's been

living there and he is not um but she went out of town and he went to the house and raquel came over she was spotted by paparazzi um bringing like a suitcase inside is Isn't that crazy? This was recent? No, like a couple days ago. Oh my God. Disgusting, right? Go to a hotel? No, it's so- Why are you so cheap? It's so disgusting.

Well, and he's cheap because he has all these dumb business ideas like starting a band that he has to pay. He literally pays like 20 people to be in his band. He has to pay them like $1,000 a day to start a band, to start two restaurants,

one of them in a strip mall. Like, of course he can't stay at a hotel. He definitely no money i think he has i think he has points or a friend's house and a lot of the money that he makes um they put into this house together doesn't raquel have a house right i don't know why they couldn't go to raquel's place that's a good call seems like they're doing a lot like i also thought this when it was happening like vanderpump was not very popular what do you mean it just seemed like the show could really use a bit of a scandal i mean of course the show was headed for you know maybe a couple seasons left they had tried to shake it up they had fired people and this all of a sudden put a fire back under it and that would make it it's a little too obvious like everybody's talking about you but you have like do you think it's

staged that may i didn't that makes me think it's staged lisa or something is staged there were rumors circulating that lisa vanderpump and like and paid Raquel. They have spoken directly to like press and on Twitter and stuff. I've been like, it's absolutely not true. Like they can't believe this is going on. But when you, when you know the history of the show, it's like not that crazy. The show blew up because in the first season, Jax and Stassi were like this couple, everyone loved them, like it girl, you know? And turns out the whole time Jax was sleeping with Kristen Doty. Like this is what this group of friends does like they all sleep together they betray each other to like the ends of the earth and then they go back to being friends it's such a fucked up dynamic so something like this happening

like it's entirely possible but if you know the history yeah it seems convenient yeah this story is very strange I know but Ariana looked. I'm so happy for her. And I cannot wait to see the reunion. I'm sure it'll be three parts. I also read online that we have 14 more episodes in the season before the reunion. Which, you know, before this had happened, yeah, that would have made sense. Like, we've only seen a couple episodes. But to have to wait 14 episodes to, like, see something actually happen,

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I've seen this actually. You saw the trailer? No, but I saw like him. I knew that they were in it. I knew they were doing it. So there's been like a lot of hoopla, a lot of hype. We've gotten like a few pictures. We got some paparazzi photos of them filming

in Venice Beach on rollerblades. But now we got an official trailer. Get your rollerblades ready. We're going toarazzi photos of them filming in Venice Beach on Rollerblades, but now we got an official trailer. Get your Rollerblades ready. We're going to Barbie Land. The official full-length trailer debuted for Barbie on Tuesday. It shows Margot Robbie

front and center as the famous blonde with a bunch of other Barbies and Kens. The comedy from director Greta Gerwig brings the iconic Mattel toys to life.

Starring alongside Robbie as Barbie is Ryan Gosling as Ken, her male companion. What do you think about that casting? I think it's great. I have actually a thought that I think will be life starring alongside Robbie and as Barbie is Ryan Gosling as Ken her male companion what do you think about that casting I think it's great I have actually um a thought that I think will be a hot take okay because I saw the trailer and my immediate thought was like the thing about Barbie and Ken and why they're like toxic dolls like if you want to get into that it's like they're perfect you know their bodies are perfect they don't have wrinkles and so Margot Robbie literally looks

perfect she does not have a stitch of makeup out of place. Ryan Gosling, not to be so rude, but like I can say, because he's a man, he looks hella fucking old. Like he's got wrinkles on his forehead. And I'm just saying, if we want to be, you know, completely accurate, he looks a little old. I'm sorry.

And you know what? It's about time somebody says that about a man. So I feel good about that. I feel good about saying that. I think that they looked good. I do agree that they probably could have found somebody that was a little bit more ken like without making him be ken like or just give him botox like his face just looked wrinkly like i'm sorry i didn't see that okay um so the whole premise of the

the movie is that like they live in barbie land but barbie and ken um end up in the real world and they have to like survive when they've only been living in Barbie land. It looks really cute. I'm not really sure if the movie is for adults or kids. I'm 99% sure it's for adults. If it's Margot Robbie and who is it? Ryan Gosling. Right.

That's not for kids. It's not for kids, right? No, it's definitely. What's it rated? Right. You know what? I feel like maybe in the trailer, they have the rating.

I was just like, I was watching something. This this looks so cute but like barbies are for kids but this movie looks like it's for adults i'm not entirely sure let me just um i'm gonna look it up really quick i mean it's a hundred percent for adults you can look it up you think yeah yeah like barbies were like this is a nostalgia play. Right, like it's for people our age. For millennials that played with Barbies. Even though kids still play with Barbies. Yeah, sure. I'm sure less.

I'm just looking up the rating. I just want to confirm. I'd actually be curious to know if more kids play with Barbies today or played with Barbies then. No, they do. I mean, Barbies are really popular, especially since they finally made Barbies like for everyone, you know? Yeah, yeah. They have all different shapes, sizes. Is the Barbie movie going to be rated R?

This is not, this is a common question. It's PG-13. Okay. Makes sense. So it is not for kids. Yeah. R would have been like bad Barbie. Like if you've seen bad Santa, like they obviously could have taken it in that direction.

Like Barbie snorting Coke. Yeah. Or like she's a prostitute. Yeah. Honestly. It's a great movie. Yeah. Wow. Or like a porno porno no maybe it's like barbie this is how we would do r-rated barbie she's living this life perfect life in barbie land but she wants more and she's like she's kind of

wanderlust she wants to experience more things before she settles down with ken so she kind of goes on like a rump springer like they do in the amish and she goes to the real world for her um for her rump springer i think it's just a rump springer it's a rump springer trust me i watched breaking amish it's a rump springer okay so she goes to the real world for her rump springer and she like goes wild she's in new york city and she goes to strip clubs and she buys drugs and she makes out with girls and boys and she flashes her titties and I don't know where like the movie ends like does she end up wanting to live in the Rumspringer or does it make her grateful for I think in the end like she's ends up in jail or something and she's like oh I just really wish I was home with Ken right now

and she clicks her heels three times and she ends up in with with Ryan Gosling back in Barbie Land my movie sounds good it's a great. The only change that I would make is I'd make it a little bit more like Elf because it really is, it could be very similar. Barbie gets dropped, but all of a sudden she like literally needs to sell her body for cash. And like the movie starts super dark. No, that gets dark.

It should be dark. I don't like that. It's like Batman, the new Batman. No, it's not depressing. When all of a sudden it's it's really a true uh what is the right term not coming of age but like she goes from these dark rags to riches yeah i like mine better i guess they're both interesting i feel like we've been talking so fast like we're already on the fifth story like we're just like going a mile a minute

are we talking fast i don't know rum spring hey rum springer that's gonna be like my new word you know jackie and i always like fixate on words like we learn a new word our new word is acrimonious by the way i am realizing now that i'm taking a beat i'm like i know i feel like we've been sprinting i'm like adderall yeah but like that was good conversation it was but like honestly people need to might need to listen to this on half speed we were going crazy we were crazy there's a lot of like crossfire too I know you shoot I shoot you shoot I shoot you were kind of like cutting me off I shoot you shoot you shoot I shoot rum spring ah okay the fifth and final story though is really what we brought you on for and I don't even know if you

know about more of the aftermath. There's like a lot of drama with Iowa and LSU. I've seen, I've seen, by the way, I'm fully up to date. Okay, but let me give you, let me read you up on everything. So you know who Angel Reese is, right? Yes. Angel Reese calls Jill Biden's idea to invite both LSU and Iowa to the White House, quote, a joke.

So. Oh, wait, sorry. Is Angel Reese the coach? No, Angel Reese is the star player of LSU. Yes, that I know. So Dr. Jill Biden, first lady, has apparently decided against inviting both women's teams from the NCAA tournament after LSU star Angel Reese reacted negatively to the idea on social media.

So the first lady, 71, who attended Sunday night's game between Louisiana State University and Iowa Hawkeyes, proposed the idea while speaking at the Colorado State Capitol in Denver. So after the game, she said, so I know we'll have the champions come to the White House. We always do. So we hope LSU will come, you know, but I'm going to tell Joe Biden, I think Iowa should come too because they played such a good game. Traditionally, only the winning team, the national champions, receive an invitation to the White House. It's an honor. And if Iowa had also received an invitation, it would be the first time that both title game teams were offered the opportunity. ESPN reported on Jill Biden's suggestion shortly after, and then that caught

the attention of Angel Reese from LSU. She shared the link to ESPN story and wrote in all caps, a joke with three laughing emojis. And then the LSU guard, Alexis Morris also chimed in suggesting that the team celebrate their win with former first lady, Michelle Obama. Instead Reese reshared, um, Morris's tweet and wrote, um, that's the tweet. So the, uh, Alexis Morris tweeted, Michelle Obama, can we LSU national champs come celebrate our win at your house? And then Angel Reese quote tweeted it and was like, yeah, that's the tweet. So let's just backtrack. Okay. I kind of completely agree with Angel Reese. Like it's not, I get why Dr. Jill wanted to invite Iowa. Like part of the reason why so many people were invested in

this saga is because of caitlin clark but i'm sorry that doesn't change the rules and like yeah they won fair and square like then we're all winners at the white house that fucking sucks by the way what kind of doctor is dr jill um like a phd like ross keller she's a fraud she's a teacher okay fine now i'm just saying like might as well be a dentist. Right. DDS. Angel Reese is 100% right here. Yeah. And it's funny because I know we started talking about it. The only reason that anybody watched that final was because of Caitlin Clark.

And the hype around her. And that's a fact. Yeah. The fact is, LSU beat Iowa fair and square. and sports is about winning and losing yes sports is not about thanks for coming that's so true especially like competitive professional sports college level for it's actually so demeaning almost it's very for for the for the most televised women's sporting event in history, for the... Losers.

No, for the president's wife to... What do you call the president's wife? I'm literally like... First lady. First lady. Oh my God. I was like, what do you call that? Flotus.

Yes, yes. For the first lady to suggest that all participants come. No, you're taking that away from LSU. Yeah, no. LSU deserves their time to shine very separately. You've seen it like across the board, like Obama did it with a bunch of athletes. Like Joe Biden should invite Caitlin Clark

and like give her like a medal of honor or like one of those like- For great achievement in women's sports. Yeah, like what they did with Tiger Woods. Like later. It's not fair. Let LSU have their- These girls like won fair and square.

They must be so proud. And like to have like one of the of that's like such a cool honor. Like that's a once in a lifetime thing to be invited to the white house. And like to have also the losers come like, no, no, absolute shame. That's,

that's not right. But this tweet, um, from one of the other players that angel Reese retweeted. Now they want to go to Michelle Obama's house. Like this is becoming really contentious. Like them, not them pitting floaters against floaters. It's actually really really interesting it's also a great tweet yeah and i hope it happens

who would you rather party with michelle hands down michelle's cool no and they have like so much money and like so many cool houses like i want to go to their house i would love to hang out with michelle obama she seems she seems like cool and down to earth and she would never suggest something like this no and like i like, I don't know. I just don't want to party with fake doctors. Like, God forbid, like something gets in my drink. Jill Biden's not going to do anything. Like the point of having a doctor

is that she can save my life. Like, I don't want this like fraud. Okay. Honestly, like you were doing good and now you're going to get us canceled. I just found this saga to be so interesting. And I don't know i wonder if michelle obama will throw her hat in the ring i bet she doesn't want to make things worse for jill

but michelle obama invite them that could really that would be like very contentious she could become as the kids say the moment the moment yes michelle obama's a moment she could um so those were the past five i really appreciate you sitting down with me i know how busy you are as a celebrity a founder a podcaster a ceo so to get you for 40 minutes is such a privilege oh there's nothing i have to like no more like no more stories did you want to talk about something else no no i meant like like nothing else you wanted to say about me loving husband birthday maybe you're a big dick oh my god sexy ass it always goes towards objectifying yeah i don't do that to you big jugs we're just big jugs and big dicks yeah by the way everyone's wanting out with us by the way if uh what's her name from lsu angel angel

reese angel reese if you get a no from michelle ob Obama and you get a no from Jill Biden, like you can hang with us. Yeah. Come down to Florida. We'll show you a good time. Yeah. It's great. Like we'll party.

Come on the pod. I think I'll call today's episode big jugs and big dicks. I think that's good for clickbait. I think so too. We have to keep people like enticed. Yeah. On their toes. On their toes.

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