The Toast - Body Checking Accountants: Thursday, June 13th, 2024
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Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast and happy Thursday.
Yeah, that's right.
She's smiling from ear to ear.
It's Thursday.
It might as well be Saturday, you know?
Like at this point, it's just, we're sliding in.
Congrats, grads.
We made it to the latter half of the week.
We are almost graduates of the, I'm going to say, 18th week of the year.
Oh, I thought you were going to say,
we're almost the graduates from the School of Hard Knocks.
Oh, you really thought that's what I was going to say?
I thought you were going to, like,
remark more on where we were graduating from.
We're graduating from this week,
and my guess is that it's 18th week.
I don't know why.
We're actually, we're almost halfway through the year.
There's 52.
Which would be 21.
20. I might be spot on, Laura There's 52. Which would be 21. 20.
I might be spot on,
Laura.
I feel like it may be 19.
Also like,
is it a leap year?
It's,
you know,
changes a lot of things.
Probably one of my favorite.
It's the 24th week.
We're both wrong.
Wait.
How does that make any sense?
Oh,
I'm sorry.
Cause we're dumb.
That's why.
Because 52 divided by two would be 26.
Because we're dumb.
I love it.
That's what happens when you're dumb.
Yeah, yeah.
Being dumb is hard.
Now I know how everyone else feels.
It was actually kind of fun.
I had fun being dumb.
No, I had fun.
I had the time of my life just sort of feeling unattached and untethered to reality or facts.
And I definitely recommend the experience.
And just assuming I was right, never questioning myself questioning myself like it was kind of amazing yeah I had something I wanted to say like 35
seconds ago now I can't remember well I have something that needs to be said first and foremost
like before oh yeah yeah I walked into my studio this morning and there was a present on my chair
and I I assumed it was something for the show so I just set it aside you know I'm aalizer. So I didn't even think about it again until we pressed record. And I have a
present on my chair. Wait, wait, wait. Before we dive in, I want to give a major shout out to one
Zachary Weinreb for really helping facilitate. And I just asked him to like steal the package
from your like package area and just put it in your studio. No, he opened it. He wrapped it. He left a little
note. I didn't ask him to do any of that. He really went above and beyond the call of duty.
When I saw the gift on my chair, it said two jacks from Turdy. And I was like, oh my God,
Turdy. But then I was also like, oh my God, my husband, he was definitely the middleman. And
that's really sweet. It was so sweet. And I can't stress enough how little I asked him to do that
part. He really went above and beyond. And I think he was excited because he knows what the gift is.
And it's something he can enjoy too.
Is it time to open the gift?
It is time.
It's so unexpected, you guys.
And it's heavy.
It's got heft.
Yes, it is.
Major heft.
What is it?
It is...
Oh my God, my butter dish.
It's a butter dish.
That's right.
With all that fresh bread being baked,
you need a proper vessel for your butter.
And I thought that was one that was like cute and not,
like all of them, Jackie, were so chewy.
Like I wish you could have seen the selection.
Oh, like our favorite swirly Ray Dunn?
Oh, wait.
There's instructions.
Pour cold water into the base of this dish.
Place the butter into the middle.
Oh, to keep it cold.
That way, like it's still, it doesn't go bad.
Really?
And was this designed by Elon himself?
So I don't want to complain, but when I was at your house,
like my only complaint was that the butter was hard.
Hard.
Because it was coming out of the fridge.
So it was a gift for me and for you and for Zach and for everyone.
That's so amazing.
Did you see that Lauren Elizabeth made her own butter?
I did see that Lauren Elizabeth made her own butter.
And I just want to say something to Lauren Elizabeth, who I know is listening.
I feel like she's doing everything to not start her sourdough journey
because I know that's like what's next for her.
And she foisted me onto mine.
And so she's like, I'm making my own butter.
Like, Lauren Elizabeth, like start your sourdough journey.
Like stop, make haste.
Stop dallying.
Did you know also a fun fact about Lauren Elizabeth?
I actually found this out on her TikTok, not even from, a text she is moving to the suburbs like you know that's that part of her life is is
beginning and she's moving in with her grandma her her man and the baby are all living with her
grandma and she's like so excited about it and it was her man's idea to move in with her grandma
that is so beautiful I think she did say she when I pressed her last about the sourdough she said
like I'm waiting till I move so I have like the space and you know I don't want to get started with
growing my start but like I'm sorry cool sourdough waits for nobody cool that you're making better
but like what are you putting it on oh my god well good question and you just reminded me
I watched Miracle last night okay and I can't really say watched because I did turn it off like
I I'm shocked that
you guys, I feel like maybe I was watching the wrong movie, but it was literally about the
Soviet war, the hockey game. Like there's no way. What a piece of shit. Oh my God. Like what a bad
movie. And you guys made me look bad because I'm like dragging Ben at this point. Every time we get
in bed, I'm like, what should we watch? What should we learn? And last night he was like,
do we have to learn something? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, can we watch Entourage? I'm like, no.
last night he was like do we have to learn something and I'm like yeah he's like can we watch Entourage I'm like no so I have to like make a good case and Miracle like actually made me look
bad like I might lose the remote tonight because of Miracle you know what I want to watch that I
think you should watch too on your historical journey and I think we can trust that it's a
really good movie because it was so prestigious and it's a movie that we like reference all the
time it's actually insane that we haven't watched it and it's based
on a book no like if you thought hard enough maybe you could guess oh I know no I don't
I don't know Memoirs of a Geisha I can't let me tell you why it's a good point
Memoirs of a Geisha is so important to me it's so important to me too and you know knowing that
just keep in mind like i have no clue what the movie's about i don't know who what time period
what country i'm assuming japan who knows and i love it that way like it's so important that i
reference memoirs of a geisha at least once a week without knowing one single like i can't ruin the
perfect balance it's very delicate.
Right.
And like, what if it turns out that the movie's like really sad
and it's like, we've been like giggling,
like we've been turning it into all these things,
like memoirs of a stride stand,
like every time someone writes a book,
like memoirs of a Tariq, memoirs of a Tariq's arm tight.
Jackie, memoirs of a gay Shah, probably the best.
Yeah, but that's not our joke.
Like that's on him.
No, but I referenced that also probably quarterly.
Right. So if it turned out we watched a movie and that's not our joke. Like, that's on him. No, but I reference that also probably quarterly. Right.
So if it turned out we watched a movie
and that's not something that we should reference anymore,
that would harm our brand.
For sure.
And I just can't explain.
Like, what would we say every time someone wrote a book?
Congrats.
We would say memoirs of a gay shot.
Yeah, no.
Thanks for that recommendation. I might watch it, though.
No.
Oh, you literally can't.
OK, I can't suppress it.
Like we can't we can't have it.
We can't have nice things.
We're going to destroy that, too.
No.
OK, well, I'm still watching the Valley, so I'm not in any rush to start something else.
Things are definitely turning towards Spotlight and Brittany and Jax's relationship it's really sad I still don't know like what's happened
but I feel like the show is going to get me to a place where I'm going to like make peace with
their divorce and be like good riddance you know because when we heard the news like you go into a
state of denial I like this couple but I feel like after watching this I'll be like maybe not
yeah I think what what is shown
towards the end is like stuff you can't really come back from interesting okay um so I'm really
looking forward to today's show because it's very low-key in this sort of season we have really
busy Wednesdays and really busy Fridays because Fridays are weenie and queenie of the week and then it's also summer house today we kind of we're untethered it's just a sort of
freedom I'm feeling that I wanted to acknowledge it's a low-key classic sort of day it's a l-k-c-k-o-d
so now we get to do our favorite thing and talk about ourselves. Ourselves.
Unburden ourselves.
I, um, I what?
You know?
Well, something exciting about me this morning that I have going on
is that I am in the midst of making two sourdoughs right now.
I've never done double duty. And? And we'll see how it goes. I maybe both suffer because
my attentions are split. I've spread myself too thin, spread my dough too thin, but I just did
my stretch and folds. And now we're going to sit at room temperature for a while because I would
love to gift a loaf to Olivia. You know, I I just love to drive on over to my neighbor's house and be like I baked you a fresh loaf of bread
well wishes I know that you are like in this sort of transitional era where like the end result
is like ballerina farm homesteading trad wife but I sort of see the way you just described it
and I think your goal transition wise shouldn't be to ballerini it should be
to one Brie Vandekamp like that's who you are these days yeah I had that thought recently
because like she makes her own muffins bring the basket jam yeah always in the apron and I do think
but like also loves a Louboutin yeah she's extremely stylish I do think it's trending
more that way for me because
I will never be Allerina Farm because I can't have chickens in my county. Not only that I do
think a part of the homesteading trad life which you know no tea no shade like is looking decrepit
you know like no makeup like dresses like that are you know sorry ugly. Brie Van De Kemp would
never like Brie Van Deekamp was doing the most
you're right in a heel in a pencil skirt in a button-down blouse yeah plus she was a business
owner like eventually she had her lifestyle brand that was probably my favorite part of the show
which was crushing life used her garage as like a studio kitchen like Martha Stewart definitely my
favorite arc for Brie in general but perhaps even out of all the cast members
and her son,
who they had a very traumatizing relationship
up until that point.
Like she learned to accept him the way that he was.
He became like her CFO.
Now I do believe, spoiler alert,
like he ends up betraying her
in some sort of business deal.
But that point where yes,
her garage is her studio.
She has like a full fledged,
she's literally like a modern Joanna Gaines.
Claudia, my garage is my studio. Oh my God. No, no the Bree Vandicap like that should be your mood board for like the
rest of the year we need to no offense like love her ballerina farm like you're never gonna be that
like you care too much about other things not only that but I think like your wants and your
needs are different you just both like sourdough and like you want to feed your family you know
ingredients without GMOs like oh speaking of oh my god I placed a grocery order yesterday I am you know I've taken on the role for
our family trip this summer of organizing the groceries and I made a collaborative note I said
to it I said in the group chat I'm like please use this note for groceries if it's not on this list
it won't be in the house so make haste if you will so everybody made their little things and I knew when I was getting to Jackie like let me let me read you some of the stuff on this list
first of all I was panicked ordering eggs because one time I went and when I was staying at your
house I bought eggs that were like not not approved and I was like what is the phrase
because they were all organic I'm like no there's something else that she likes with the eggs I
literally called you to pick up I'm calling Olivia I'm like, no, there's something else that she likes with the eggs. I literally called you to pick up.
I'm calling Olivia.
I'm like sweating.
Olivia's like, it's the pasture-raised Vital Farms.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be Vital Farms,
but it does have to be organic pasture-raised.
I did want to tell you that I wasn't actually able to get that.
Okay, that's fine because also when Shannon was here,
she was telling me, and that's why I wound up buying those weird eggs,
but she was telling me that pretty much like it's all the same well that's the other thing when
I was ordering groceries like we're gonna be spending our summer in the Hamptons like
the Hamptons has the best fresh fruit vegetables farm stands eggs like why the hell would I order
online but just you know just for the day that we get there I needed I mean these are and like I seriously had so many questions for Jackie all-purpose unbleached organic flour I was like
okay I actually was able to find that but then the next thing said bread flour organic organic
bread flour yeah it's just another bag of flour that's bread flour not all-purpose flour but you
make bread with all-purpose flour like the the all purpose flour is better for the starter and the bread flour is
better for the loaf.
I just learned that.
Okay.
Well,
I wasn't able to get bread flour organic.
I hope you can just find that elsewhere.
Like I was seriously panicking.
I'm placing a big order at thrive market.
I'm getting all my flour from there because they have the best flour and it's
heavy.
I don't want to carry it.
Okay.
Then the other thing was like, I saw, I'm like, nobody put milk and everybody's
going to need milk for like coffee or cereal. Like milk is just something you got to have.
But of course it's kind of like, you know, you're not ordering salt on your list. It's
something that the person ordering groceries needs to just consider. So I was like, okay,
I know people like half and half for their coffee. That's easy. And then I'm like, oh yeah,
them kids, them kids be like chugging milk. milk and I'm like Jackie's always going on about something when it
comes to milk I'm like is it pasture-raised like I literally couldn't figure it out and then I
remembered our ad copy for by heart formula and Jackie's always going on and on about how great
it is because it's grass-fed grass-. Exactly. But your dairy products, I learned this from
Bobby from Flav City. Grass fed cows. And then the ideal is, of course, you know, get what you can
get. And sometimes they don't even sell grass fed. And also it's expensive. Like it's all good. But
you know, it's the ideal, says Bobby. Yeah. And then I really don't even want to get into the
fruit because when I'm with you and we're shopping for fruit, like, I want an apple.
And I'm going to go for the biggest, juiciest one.
And Jackie's like, no, we have to go to the organic section.
We're like, the apples are sadder, for sure.
But I guess they're not, you know, pumped with whatever it is that you're avoiding.
So I did my best to acquire exclusively only organic fruit.
Just know the clementines in the house will not be organic.
That's fine.
Sometimes not all my fruit is organic.
Like sometimes the blueberries that aren't organic because they're like,
you know,
real superhero fruits.
They're huge.
And like,
I'll get those because the organic ones,
they look sad.
Yeah.
The organic community needs to work on their fruit presentation.
Like I'm never going to be drawn like just visually to the organic section.
It's giving shriveled.
It's giving bruised.
It's giving raisin.
Right.
Because, you know, it has a shelf life.
But sometimes like there are two things and one just says organic and one is inorganic.
They look the same.
Great.
Organic.
Right.
Of course.
Of course.
Yeah.
But also I've realized recently like fruit shopping is not really something that you
can leave up to the internet or the apps.
Like you've got to go and pick your own fruits from the store.
I completely agree.
I've gotten burned so many times.
Even when I shop myself, I'll buy a bag of apples
only to then take them out of the bag at home
and like half of them are rotten.
Yeah.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
I agree.
Fruit is so.
Personal.
No, Casey Musgraves really said it best.
Even something as small as an apple.
That's simple, but somehow complex.
Was it designed?
Was it divine?
Can I speak to the architect?
I kind of love that line about the apple.
I'm obsessed with that song.
Me too, by the way.
And the first line of the song is that song about an apple.
Yeah.
And it's literally so poignant.
Like, first of all, an apple's an apple.
It's so simple.
But it's like, it's biblical, Eve.
It's so complex.
No, but the fact that it has the seeds that
regenerate itself it's inspiring it's brilliant i feel like that's really you know where people get
stuck because like when i hear that song or i see the apple and i think about the architect like to
me the architect is god of course that's what she's talking about god's divine presence but
for other people like they see science.
Mother Earth.
Yeah.
Oh, that too.
I see it too.
Yeah.
But I like, I think God invented science.
Well, that's the other thing.
I think God invented like Earth and all of the scientific things that go on.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah.
But I think in the song, Casey's referring to like the Lord.
Architect is God.
Right.
Like all these different things in the world that like are just so simple,
like an apple.
It's so not.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
No, and it was designed to perfection.
And I want to say like-
And the best design is simple design.
We see that, you know,
with the Apple logo and whatnot.
Casey Musgraves has said that she,
when she writes music,
a lot of the times her best songs
are written when she's on LSD.
And only a person on LSD could come up with the thought about an apple.
No.
Like, for real.
But then this album is kind of anti-drug.
Oh, you're right, actually.
And she did say she stopped smoking pot.
Yeah, on the songs.
Now, I don't know what that means for LSD,
but I feel like that would go with the pot bucket of not doing yeah not doing that anymore yeah no I don't even think this is I think this is someone who's come off of LSD and
is like finding the wonder in reality reality yeah yeah that album kind of like came and went
but it's really good yes I listen like I have some save songs and it's a really really strong album I agree and Luke
Holmes album drops tomorrow oh my god we haven't spoken enough about that because he just sort of
like plopped it on us surprise coming out in a week Father's Day album the lead single came out
last week um The Man He Sees in Me like hysterical crying yeah yeah. Yeah. Another, I think, song dropped today.
And then the album comes out tomorrow.
And it's just, it's very exciting.
It's too much, actually.
It's a little nerve wracking of like how, of the emotions, you know?
Yeah.
You have to really be in that sort of place.
And he's been dropping clips of him singing some songs on his Instagram.
And like, they're all amazing.
What did we expect?
Yeah. Nothing less. Yeah so I'm excited about that. And it'll be thrilling to have new music.
Yeah even though we got new music every week recently and it just doesn't stick. I know you know I have been listening randomly to Miranda Lambert. I've just sort of gone on a Miranda
Lambert hole and I was listening. It's so funny
because one of her biggest songs, whenever I like played Morgan, Morgan, Miranda Lambert radio,
that song comes up. Stand on the floor, start your beat, stop clapping, got a real good feeling,
something bad about to happen. And we, of course, stand on the floor, start cracking,
got a real good feeling, something bad about to happen.
Now, of course, we think of that song and we think of, of course, Carrie Underwood.
Oh, Sunday night, the football, whatever.
But I really forgot about the lore of that song prior to Carrie Underwood.
It's a Miranda Lambert song that Carrie Underwood sings on.
And it's pretty old.
But I imagine at the time when it came out, it was like the craziest craziest thing I think it's like the only collab these two have ever done they were
like the two biggest women in country I think they were constantly getting like pit against one
another you know Carrie was very like all-american Miranda was like this sort of darker energy bad
gal of country and when they came together you know the song has lived many lives since then
but at its core it's a fabulous collab between like the two women of country yeah it's so good like the OG song before Carrie Underwood
took it to another level yeah there's levels but do you think like whenever that song gets played
on NBC like Miranda Lambert is cashing a check it's her song yeah probably both of them yeah
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Our first story, Andy Cohen is shutting down fake rumors
about the Rehonge reboot cast.
So the executive producer addressed
a Radar Online story published on Wednesday
that claimed that the Bravo reality show
was getting a total revamp
and only keeping Teresa Dolores and Rachel Fuda.
He said there was a bunch of casting news
about Jersey that was reported today.
None of it is true.
No decisions have been made.
We haven't even had any serious conversations
about next season.
He went on to reiterate that anything people hear
about casting
in the next six months is so is fake so don't believe it he also explained that viewers will
understand why showrunners decided to forego a traditional reunion with the divisive cast
he said the finale is epic and it's great and i'm excited for everyone to see it and we all
came to the same understanding after watching it so i don't think it'll be a big surprise
okay like everyone's annoying me because it's actually a good season of jersey i don't think it'll be a big surprise. Okay, like everyone's annoying me
because it's actually a good season of Jersey.
I don't know why everyone's like jumping ship.
Like, oh, the house is burning.
It's really, I have watched,
I have suffered through far worse seasons of Housewives
and nobody said anything, you know?
But literally Jersey's not bad.
It's good.
I don't know what the hell everyone's talking about.
Yeah, and I also think like as far as rebooting a cast it never works like it's what they're doing on roni right now I think
they're not giving up but it's not gangbusters and so I don't think it's making them feel like
we should do this with more shows yeah yeah no it didn't like have this sort of ripple effect
that it was so amazing that we need to do that with because there have been franchises OC that have been needing that for a long time and
they never did it. They did it with New York. I don't think it was like the most amazing decision.
It's fine and it has potential, but Jersey is not there. Am I crazy? It's literally good. We're
definitely at a standstill and I could see it getting way worse where there is like seriously
aligned. It's not even just Teresa Melissa. It it's everyone like there is a full half the cast will not talk to the other they won't show up so I understand
why they maybe had to get creative with the reunion but to me that makes it sound like that
season's even better but everybody's just sort of like the sky is falling with Jersey and I'm not
seeing it I think it's good yeah yeah and I just the Bravo community is so weird and I always
disagree with them because like this is where everybody's like we need a reboot what no like I have watched some of the most piece of
shit seasons of a million different franchises and people on Twitter are gagged oh my god I'm
upset like acting like it's Steven Spielberg like it's not I I'm never when I take the temperature
of like the Bravo audience I'm never on their level it actually
frightens me when I am like with Lindsay and Carl I'm like wait am I wrong yeah yeah yeah it's like
that's how off they always are to me what would Jesse Solomon do to me to me so Rahon going strong
I'm gonna watch that next after the valley it's just keeping me
up so late watching tv like makes me go to sleep so late my aura ring is like stop it yeah your
rings disappointed so I'm kind of like looking forward to being done watching tv because like
I need more sleep for aura yeah for aura not like not disrespectful I just and I can't stress this enough.
I love my aura ring so much.
It is the single greatest thing in my days.
Like nothing makes me happier.
Not my husband, not my family, not my dog.
Like just this ring.
What's so funny is like everyone wears one.
Like when I did my book signing, like everybody had one. I feel like I now notice like literally everyone that I see in me
like has an aura ring okay and so what is the what is the word I'm looking like stereotype
association no I mean rule like etiquette almost okay what is aura etiquette this is the first
time tonight I'm hitting a couple events I'm hitting the town and what is the etiquette for where it's not an apple
wash it's not fugly beyond belief but it's not a little it's not a black tie event it's like a cool
looking event yes it's a um yeah I guess I'll just say it's like a fashion thing yeah so I think that
you need to dress up your aura ring and add more rings you can't just like
show up by the way right if it's one of many rings I think that's the best look for it I need to
purchase some more rings and also this ring memory told the story where I was out to lunch with
Shannon Ford she was wearing this ring I'm like oh my god it's so cute can I try it on she was
like yeah of course and then she was like you know what keep it because it doesn't fit on my middle
finger and it's really meant to be a middle finger ring and it looks so much better on you and I
seriously I was I didn't even fight so are you
saying your middle finger is like skinnier than Shannon's middle finger I never thought about it
that way I guess that is what I'm saying wow yeah are you worried about me yeah that's nature
oh my god wait I want to I want to say I just remembered. I have to go on a rant.
Like seriously.
So I made this TikTok of me dancing
and like everyone was obsessed with it.
And I was just like reading through the comments.
They're like, oh my God, you're so funny and beautiful.
And there were like a couple of comments being like,
the body checking is out of control.
Now I'm not mentally ill.
So I didn't know what that was.
And I went online to find it.
And it's basically like a trend on
social media popular amongst influencers to like be filming yourself either like in an outfit or
in a bathing suit and just they like you're clocking yourself in the in the camera and like
adjusting your body so that you look better okay okay so body checking like why is there a word
for that first of all like, I am filming myself.
I want to look good.
And I'm looking at myself and I know my angles.
They were like, the body checking is triggering.
Well, then you seriously need to get off the internet.
Like, anybody who, the person who invented that word, like, that's not a thing.
No.
That's not a thing.
And so if we didn't check ourselves and we looked bad, you're fucking fat and you have fucking cellulite.
So I'm just adjusting because I want to look good.
You're body checking and you're triggering.
You're literally so toxic.
You are mentally ill.
Like seriously, get off the internet.
If you use body checking in a serious way, like seek treatment.
I did not know that was a thing.
I was shocked.
And then I remembered, I think I've spoken about it once with Remy.
She was talking about it.
I'm like, what is body checking? And she was explaining it to me and I and I still didn't
understand it and now that I I get it now because I and then I saw in the video what they were
referencing I like was dancing and then I looked over at the camera I was like oh my ass looks fat
so I just like turned around a little bit like yeah I'm a human being I'm a girl and I'm fine
you're not that's insane I look at myself on the monitor. Oh, sit up straight.
Did I body check? Yes, you did. So, and that's wrong that I, that I see myself hunched and I
want to be up straight. I'm wrong for that. Yes, you are completely wrong. I have reached a point
in my career as a, you know, as a commentator on culture, that's really what I am, where I will no longer be
criticizing anything an influencer does. And, you know, I saw another TikTok about this where
somebody was going on and she was so right. Like influencing and content creating is the only job
literally in the entire world where women make more money than men. Like seriously, even things
that are, you know, stereotypically female, like a cookie, being a chef, like Bobby Flay comes in and makes your barbecue better than you ever could.
Traditionally female things like makeup, the biggest beauty gurus are also men. So it's like,
we really need to stop criticizing influencers. It's internalized misogyny to use your guys's
words. It's internalized misogyny. It is the only industry, first of all, where women who are traditionally like homemakers
or not the breadwinners
are earning money for their families.
Sometimes they're out earning their husbands
with traditional jobs.
Even if they're not moms,
even if they're just like business,
like me, like my business is being,
I make more money than all my male counterparts.
I can't say that if I'm a basketball player.
I can't say that if I work in finance.
I can't say that if I'm a fucking architecture. I can't say that if I work in finance. I can't say that if I'm a fucking architecture. I can't say that if I'm an engineer.
Shut the fuck up. Stop criticizing influencers to a level that you would never criticize,
oh, an accountant. Shut the fuck up. And I think we need to be criticizing the accountants more.
Oh, hell yeah, we do. Is anybody body checking what the accountants are doing?
I'm going to body, okay, when they were like, you're body checking, I'm like are doing. I'm going to body. Okay. When they were like your body checking,
I'm like,
who did I hurt?
My understanding is body checking is like going up and like chest bumping
someone.
Yeah.
I like,
I was so upset that I learned that phrase.
Like I wish I didn't,
I don't want to know whatever,
whoever's walking around this earth,
like not knowing what that is.
I want you guys.
I want to be you.
Well,
that was me five minutes ago.
I'm sorry.
But now you know how I feel about phrases that are just oh my god explanatory for a normal everyday process
body checking and like apparently if you body check like you have an eating disorder like
that's the jump okay okay and that hurts actual people with eating disorders by the way
because then everyone has one right yeah so then no one has
one but actual people but actual people are suffering I was sick from this news that's
sickening I just want to say if anybody ever criticizes me again it's internalized misogyny
and anti-semitism that one doesn't like mean so much anymore as much which is sad no I I just I
see the way like we're having these crazy
conversations about influencers like what it means for the culture like these huge conversations
and you're not having that about literally anyone else name an industry seriously where women make
more money than men gymnastics that's really the only one I can think of yeah so I won't be criticizing the gymnasts and I will
not be I like seriously I will not criticize influencers anymore oh and our favorite one
Claudia really the number one industry where women make more than men is modeling oh yeah yeah yeah
yes yes and do you think it's coincidence so many models are also influencers? No. Right.
I don't want to hear it anymore.
Like, until we start having these deep antithetical, like, what does this mean for society about people in marketing?
I don't want to fucking hear it.
I really don't.
Yeah.
And I want to thank, I forget the girl.
I should have saved the TikTok.
When she was just going on about how it's literally the only industry where like women make so much more money than men and like we're trying
to we're trying to tear them down and who's doing the tearing down the women it's the women and
nobody this is the hill that I will die on like nobody hates women more than women and women in
the public sphere get so much more criticism from other women like I've never seen anyone I always
love to compare like when
you think about podcasters and I saw Brittany Broski was talking about this she was on a podcast
she's like women just get canceled so much worse and she didn't finish the thought and when I saw
it I was like oh I know why because women in like influencer world or podcasting world their
audiences are women yeah no the people who do canceling are women yeah so if you want to stop just start there
yeah so stop yeah yeah we've internalized misogyny and we've spoken about that before
why like female cancellations are so much worse because it's the female audiences with their
pitchforks so they just like can't let something go yeah no and they're the ones like classic women
yeah seriously yeah it's bad you guys not you guys wonderful toasters we love you no They're the ones like writing theses. Like classic women. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah.
It's bad, you guys.
Not you guys, wonderful toasters.
We love you.
No.
No, no, no.
Literally, you're not the problem.
Yeah.
All's that to say, support your local influencer.
Yeah.
I wanted to say that.
And yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
And end of rant.
Okay.
I think it's time to move on to our next story.
Which is now one of you and I's favorite subject.
What?
Titanic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I need to also add to my list.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
Like, can we just let that list rest?
Like, at first it was funny, and now it's, like, getting a little out of hand.
Like, yes, we know.
Turdy doesn't listen.
Turdy is, like, the worst. We should out of hand. Like yes, we know. Turdy doesn't listen. Turdy is like the worst.
We should kill Turdy.
Like I get it.
Okay.
No, Turdy got me a butter dish.
I need to find out from Shannon where this ring is from just so I can.
I need to get some more to like dress up my aura ring.
I need to get ornamental rings as well.
I'll find out where it's from So we can get ornamental rings
I feel like we have
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Yeah.
Our next story about the Titanic is the Titanic the movie,
based on Titanic the ship.
Kate Winslet and James Cameron address a rumor that they had a rift after Titanic the movie.
I hadn't heard this.
Yeah, so Kate Winslet and James Cameron
are shutting down speculation that they feuded
after filming Titanic.
He said there was never a rift between us
in a variety profile on Kate Winslet
that was published on Wednesday.
He said she had a little postpartum depression
when she let go of the character of Rose.
She and I have talked about the fact
that she goes really, really deep
and her characters leave a lasting,
sometimes dramatic impression on her.
Winslet, for her part, said,
there's a part of me that feels almost sad
that that stupid speculative titanic
stuff at the time overshadowed the actual relationship i have with him however as page
six notes page six notes it wasn't that speculative she told the la times in april 1997
eight months before the movie hit theaters that one quote would have to pay her a lot of money
to work with jim again she told the same out with the following month that Cameron has a temper like you wouldn't believe.
As it was, the actors got off lightly.
I think Jim knew he couldn't shout at us the way he did to his crew because our performances would be no good.
She went on to characterize him to the LA Times as a really tough nut to crack as there were times she was genuinely frightened of him.
However, she confessed at the time that she eventually did come to understand him now she will be back in James Cameron's next installment of Avatar and he knows
she will yeah he said she said he knows I will be up for anything any challenge any piece of
direction you give me I'll try it okay interessant because I'm also watching Entourage right now and
James Cameron is like a huge part of Entourage because he directs Aquaman and he plays himself in the show
for like over many seasons.
And he, I always find like people
who play themselves in Entourage
and like are able to poke fun at themselves
are like not that serious.
Like so many people in LA are like so worried
about like what people,
I actually, I often find like going on Entourage
was really good, at least for me,
for like what I thought about you,
like what your image was.
And he seemed very down to earth. I imagine he's very serious about his craft and he
probably is a little nuts you don't get to be James Cameron like without that um but I'm confused
like him outing her postpartum depression in this article like well that's my question I feel like I
mean I need to look when she had a baby but I feel like he was saying like she had postpartum
about the movie being over.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't think she had just had a child.
I think it was like she birthed, it was a metaphor.
She birthed this character.
Okay, that's a really misleading metaphor,
but I think you're right.
Okay, here.
She has two children.
One was born in 2003, so that's not 1997.
And the other was born in 2003 so that's not 1997 and the other was born in oh and the other was just cast in she's in the buccaneers yeah yeah and I watched that show you should
watch that show the other was born in 2000 so again yeah not actual postpartum depression just
like the birth of the movie and then she was depressed after because she gets really into
her characters okay okay that's like a really like a really, for somebody whose job is to visualize
and that was like a really bad analogy.
I just want to say,
maybe if you read the whole interview,
which I didn't, you didn't,
like maybe he talks earlier about how for her
being in a movie is like having a baby.
Got it, okay.
You know what I mean?
He laid the groundwork.
Perhaps, perhaps.
Yeah, but it is like a little, an interesting term to to use but I guess I would say better like a hangover
is a better term movie hangover I would like a little bit more information like yeah it's not
a rumored feud it's not like this was just a rumor that was in page six and people just
remembered forever like you said stuff yeah which by the way she's valid in saying I'm sure he is
like a little especially Titanic was like this huge undertaking for him like I'm sure he was
you know going through a lot maybe it was an animal and like annoying to work with
I don't understand how we go from that to this I mean it's been 20 years I feel like sometimes
you get off on the wrong foot with someone you don't understand them like I feel like we see
that on TV a lot where like two people you feel like they'll never
like get along and then a few years later like they come together they actually become
really good friends.
Like I feel like that could have been what happened here.
So the only part about this that's like a little bothersome it's like don't act like
we're crazy because you said those things.
Yeah.
But I'm glad that they're working together once again.
Me too. that's beautiful every night in my dreams oh my god Celine Dion's documentary very highly anticipated
documentary comes out next week I'm gonna see it on Monday me and Brian are going to a screening
um I'm really really intrigued like I'm looking forward to it.
I haven't looked forward to this,
to a celebrity documentary this much
probably since Gaga 5'2".
I feel you.
Also, not to, you know, make it about the man,
but I'm sure you're going to get a lot of David Foster.
No, even though it's not,
it's not a documentary on, like, her...
Life? Story?
Life, no.
It's her documentary on the last couple of years of her life where she's like been diagnosed
with this very rare confusing shaken person syndrome.
Stiff person syndrome.
Excuse me.
Yes.
So I don't know if it starts like at her birth or if it starts from the last five years.
I'm not sure.
But I know the focus is on what she's been dealing with.
Like having to cancel her tour.
Oh.
That's really sad.
So no Eurovision.
I don't know. Okay. Well let us know how it is please and not you going to a so excited like humble bag yeah casual is there a carpet i don't know i'm brian like was invited he's like
we're going i was like of course yeah courage don't you dare fail me now that's a pretty one too you'll have to let us lay people
know how the screening is well Celine was interviewed by Hoda and Celine Hoda asked an
amazing question like she said Celine what Celine Dion song right now like has that kind of defines
what you're going through for now and she as Dion song for now. And she, as she of course started singing it. Courage, I need you here to take away the doubt. I'm standing on the edge of
something new. You're all I've got to hold on to. Courage, don't you dare fail me now. Oh, I have
chills. That song is so good.'m not i'm not like you know a
deep follower of her recent music like her new music of course i know the catalog from the last
20 years but that song courage and also her newer song. Yeah. I got my own set of scars to hide.
So good.
All right, ready for our next story?
Another goat.
Yes, yes I am.
Tom Brady is getting a statue at Gillette Stadium,
a 12-foot bronze piece.
So Tom Brady's getting a statue at Gillette Stadium.
Robert Kraft announced on Wednesday night
the Patriots are erecting a 12-foot bronze sculpture of the ex-quarterback this season the
New England honcho revealed the big news at Brady's Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Foxborough
when he told a packed house the former signal caller will be the first player in franchise
history to receive the honor Kraft also said Brady's number 12 jersey will be retired the
first Patriot since Bruce Armstrong in 2001 to garner that accolade.
Brady, who attended the event,
teared up as his former boss made the announcements.
Like, nobody loves anyone more
than Tom Brady loves Robert Kraft.
And they serve him.
He loves Robert Kraft more than he loves his own family,
like, for real.
Now, so fabulous, he's getting a bronze statue, very cool.
But I did ask Jackie to talk about this story because I saw something on TikTok this morning
that I think you'll find very interesting because they had this big event last night
at the stadium.
All of, you know, Tom Brady's homies were there.
Julian Edelman, Gronk, Danny Amendola.
And do you know who Danny Amendola's date was?
Somebody like panned and saw them together sitting with Gronk and Camille.
Who?
Zandra from TikTok now I've been wanting to talk about Zandra for a while because I've been sort of I'm a commentator on culture right I think I said that earlier in the show and I think we were
talking about for those who don't know like I'm a place for the dolphins nowins now, right? Oh my God, does he? So like Braxton and Alex and Danny and Zandra.
So Zandra was this
University of Miami student
who kind of came up
with Alex Earl.
Now she's not as big
as Alex Earl,
but they were...
That's how...
No?
So they haven't been friends
for like two years.
But...
And so when they graduated
Is their rise like
totally parallel
to one another?
No, no, no.
They were like in the same friend group at University of Miami.
Yeah.
And they both like Zandra like went viral for like doing makeup and being a DJ.
Alex went viral for doing makeup and just like being a girl and socialite.
Did it just happen that they were friends?
It wasn't like people knew Zandra from Alex's stuff?
They did.
They did.
Like it was collaborative.
It's like Kylie and Stassi, baby.
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so when they graduated college, like literally the last time these two were ever seen together like I know far too much about this was
they took this trip like graduation trip with all of their friends and when they got back from the
trip the two have never been spotted together like ever again and a lot of people like wonder what
happened and the general consensus on the internet is that like Xandra was a mean girl and like Alec
like that's just and neither of them have ever spoken about what went down they just sort of like live these
different lives they both live in Miami they sometimes like you know are at the same events
but no like completely separate and the internet totally sided with Alex the the I don't know how
everyone came to this conclusion but it's like Zandra was a mean girl and Alex is like this you
know untouchable queen and like everybody's like stands Alex and like I actually feel bad for Zandra because like imagine like you know every you
like whatever happened like you lose a friend and everybody sides with the other girl and the other
girl is like has everything every opportunity like is the biggest star in the world so then
most recently we were talking actually when we were kind of clowning on Sports Illustrated
I remember saying because I saw this
picture of Zandra she went to the party and she was wearing this dress with just like that had
like starfishes on her boobs she looked so sick and I was like I think I actually said to me
because every oh did I after all the sports illustrated stuff like then all the images from
the parties were coming out and also spreads within the magazine and we just kept sending
stuff to each other.
Like this person should have been on the cover.
This person should have been on the cover.
And I said,
I'm like Xandra,
honestly,
like she,
her body wise,
she's a modern Kate Upton,
like these huge curves and these beautiful breasts,
like not to be so weird,
but like her body is so feminine and so beautiful.
And it's not like,
you know,
fashion week model.
It's like curvy and it's real.
And when she wore that starfish dress to the Sports Illustrated, I was like, this is who they
should have put their whole, you know, brand behind. Like how they did with Kate Upton and how they did
with Hannah Jeter. This should have been their girl because she's, you know, she's a million
followers on TikTok and in certain corners of the internet she's really famous. But in the culture,
she's still relatively unknown. And I think that that could have been like major for them, whatever. And then like, I don't know if you saw this,
but a couple of weeks later, Sports Illustrated announced their first ever digital magazine and
their first cover for the digital magazine was Alex Earl. So it was like this thing that Zandra,
I like actually felt bad for Zandra. I was like, she had this one thing and it was actually perfect.
Like, you know, Alex can do everything. She's fashion.
She's this, she's that, she's Hollywood.
But honestly, Alexandra really is so sports illustrated.
And you know what?
I was like, you know what? It says that they're letting her have this one thing.
And then like Alex, of course does it and does it bigger and better.
And she has her own cover and her own, this and her own spread.
And I was like, oh my God, this girl can't catch a break.
Yeah.
But, or Alex should have been on the main cover this year.
Like that would have been an obvious choice for them. They wouldn't have to do any like, you know, discovery. Yeah. She should have been on the main cover this year. Like that would have been an obvious choice for them.
They wouldn't have to do any like, you know, discovery.
Yeah.
She should have been on the cover.
That's another one.
A thousand percent.
Another one.
So now I, and it sucks.
Like you can't talk about one of these girls without talking about the other.
And they both should stand on their own.
Oh, wait.
So like this whole time I thought it was like Danny like Alex and Braxton setting up Danny
And no
No it's like they because they both live in Miami
And they both probably like football players and there's
One team
Yeah
So that's awkward
These two can't quit each other
I wonder what happened between them and if
It is where does he play
Maybe he doesn't play on the Dolphins I wonder what happened between them and if it is. Where does he play?
Maybe he doesn't play on the Dolphins. But like I know I didn't just pull that out of my ass.
I thought he was like retired.
Yeah.
Hold on.
He's on the Chiefs.
He's on the Chiefs.
Well, no.
Now this article says he's Houston Texans.
Okay. I thought that was a baseball team. Chiefs. He's on the Chiefs? Well, no. Now this article says he's Houston Texans.
Okay.
I thought that was a baseball team.
I don't think he was ever on the Texas Tex Raiders.
That was his college team.
Okay.
I don't think he was ever on the Dolphins.
Like, why did I think that?
No. I think he's retired.
Okay.
So.
Oh, he retired two years ago.
Okay. I'm so glad we got to that. And he was on on the Dolphins there are pictures of him in Dolphins jersey great he was signed by the Cowboys oh in 2008
yeah he's also famously Olivia Coppola's ex-man and he like kind of was like a little crazy um
in their breakup I remember like there's something about a watch and he like cheated on her
yeah but then he also like posted something fucking nuts on social media about a watch yeah
um having said that I'm so happy for Zandra like I Zandra's such the underdog here like imagine
your ex-best friend is Alex Earl like it's almost not even fair like she's and everybody loves her
Alex Earl is just like such a nice girl.
She's such a popular girl.
She's so famous.
She's the it girl.
Not even of the moment.
Because like the moment was two years ago.
Now she's just like a permanent it girl status.
Like I do.
I feel sometimes for Zandra.
Like it's, it must be hard.
Not hard.
I mean she's like incredibly like beautiful and young and hot.
I just want to say she's 23 and he's 38.
Which is what I want to say yeah um you know me I'm like very against that but I'm like a champion of Zandra so I'm okay with that and do you think her frontal lobe is developed I don't know I think
when you grow up in the spotlight you do sort of grow your frontal lobe is on is on a different
track than us normies yeah and where is she from originally?
I think she's definitely from the tri-state area, right?
Midwest.
Midwest. Midwest.
I got that wrong too.
So yeah, I just wanted to bring that up.
You know, to keep our audience abreast on what's going on on TikTok.
And are you positive that Zandra was dating Danny Amendola?
Are you looking for
a news story about it?
Because I was looking
for one too
and I couldn't find anything.
Because in May 2024
another Chiefs player
she stirred up dating buzz
with Chiefs player
Luis Reis Zamet.
And I remembered
when that was happening
because I was happy
for her again.
I was like good
maybe she can be friends
with Taylor Swift.
Like let you know
Zandra have a moment.
Yeah.
Can we have a moment
for Zandra?
And then that turned out, I think, to be nothing.
And I couldn't find any news stories this morning,
but I saw a TikTok.
I forget whose Instagram story it was.
One of the players just, like, took a video of his table.
And sitting right there, it's Gronk, Camille, Zandra,
Danny Amendola.
Like, double date.
Okay, cute.
No, I'm here for it.
Yeah.
Maybe Camille set them up.
Maybe this was their first time meeting. Because here's a picture maybe Camille set them up maybe this was their first time meeting
because here's a picture of Camille and Zandra why would Zandra be at this event if not as
someone's date because Camille's setting up her friends no no but like if you were if Camille
was setting up her friends it wouldn't be at like this seated dinner like event she'd be like oh
gronk let's go for drinks invite danny maybe that okay maybe that part
already happened like maybe this is like yeah but maybe that's how they meant not through the
dolphins dolphins org yeah not through the dolphins jackie he doesn't play right right right okay well
great thank you for that i i think like i would like these two to be you know happy together same I wish for happiness for everyone me too of course
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And I just, I would have never,
I would never thought these two people would come across my desk,
let alone in a fight.
But Annalise Vanderpoel is clapping back at JoJo Siwa after calling her out on TikTok.
So you probably remember the name Annalise Vanderpoel from That's So Raven.
She also.
I seriously, I could never forget Annalise Vanderpoel from That's So Raven she also seriously I could never forget Annalise
Vanderpoel for a million reasons the impact she had on my childhood was tremendous as Chelsea
on That's So Raven but also once I learned her human name which is Annalise Vanderpoel not Chelsea
from That's So Raven I it's a name you just don't forget Annalise Vanderpoel and you don't she's a
firsty lasty like I would never call her annalise who am i
talking about right annalise vanderpoll is now feuding with jojo siwa and i didn't have that
on my 2024 bingo card i don't know who to side with because what jojo said about annalise please
read it okay so first it started with annalise posted a TikTok about how Raven's Home was ending after six seasons.
You seriously simplified it too much.
Annalise Vanderpoel has posted 15 TikToks every day
since she left the new Raven's Home.
Raven's Home is the spinoff of That's So Raven.
So she was on the spinoff and then she left
and nobody really
wondered what happened but she then made seriously i'm not even kidding 100 000 tiktoks since she
left alluding to something happening being like i can't tell you because i have an nda they come
across my free page all the time they're infuriating like if something happened i probably
wouldn't even care the amount that she's like hyping it up like everybody wants to know nobody really cares actually Annalise it's infuriating
her her content seriously I need to block her it's some of the worst most piece of shit content
on the planet because she's just hyping up this thing she's never gonna tell us and it was this
thing we didn't really care about in the beginning yeah so so it wasn't just one tiktok like when Jojo
Siwa said what she said she did speak for a lot of us I'm not gonna lie Jojo Siwa commented on her
post on Annalise's post like celebrating you know Raven's home being ending she said Jojo said six
seasons and now a spinoff I think they're doing just fine also look at your account. Your highest views come from talking about the show slash Raven as well.
Yeah, like JoJo didn't stutter, honestly.
And she kind of said what a lot of us have been thinking.
But why was it JoJo who said it?
I have no fucking idea.
What is the relationship between JoJo and Raven?
Like I feel like they must be friends because this is how you defend a friend.
I mean, JoJo was a Nickelodeon. She had, like, a show on Nickelodeon. She had this partnership
with Nickelodeon. I don't know what her relationship with Raven is. To be honest,
like, I really don't give a fuck. This, like, JoJo Siwa versus Annalise Vanderpoel, like,
is the definition of loser on loser crime. I really can't be bothered to care that much,
although I do want to say, like, you know, JoJo Slade, like, she Jojo Slade like she did like thank you somebody needed to say that Annalise responded she used
the audio that says I was in rehab at like 15 and I feel like this was not my biggest issue
and she said when Jojo see what trolls you on TikTok and then she said like I was a
child actor at 15 like this is not my biggest issue yeah um again like two losers but here's the thing I I love loser on loser crime because like
it's to me it's like a victimless crime yeah it's a very low stakes competition and it's like a
double negative like when it's two losers like it they cancel each other out and it's like cool
yeah yeah yeah you know we're so back um but I, and I do want to say, because in the context of this argument,
yeah, JoJo's right.
But like JoJo Siwa, I don't know what in the world,
like a switch went off in her head like six months ago.
She was like, I'm just going to be nuts.
And I just saw a video of her performing
and she like put her hand like in her underwear,
like on her vagina and was swigging
from a bottle of Tito's.
Like she's clearly also going through it
so I don't want to champion either one of them no no I won't champion either one of them they're
both like annoying as hell and I just I want to say like I tried to tell you guys about Jojo Siwa
like that even when she was like doing the bows and teeny bopping around like she was in her bathtub
chain smoking cigarettes Jackie did like have this conspiracy theory.
If you were here on the podcast like six years ago,
you would know we used to have a running joke
that JoJo Siwa chain smoked cigarettes in her bathtub
because Jackie was like,
I could just see a world in which she needs to like let go
of all this toxic positivity.
She needs to literally let her hair down.
Her ponytail is so tight.
And that's what she does.
I, even though I couldn't predict that,
that's child's play compared to what she's
doing now like JoJo Siwa having a cigarette is nothing oh it's a it's a quiet day for JoJo
it's a Tuesday yeah a Tuesday and she chose nicotine
are you ready for our fifth and final story a little fashion news okay collaboration news okay two great brands news okay toast
merch is collabing with who chanel.com no javianas and dolce and gabbana are teaming up for a
collection of high fashion flip-flops for summer 2024 and before this episode drops i'm going to
buy myself a pair because they're about to sell out and this isn't an ad or anything but they're
really cute i mean like they're all like the Dolce Prince in
Habiana's flip what's the price of like 130 dollars so higher than Habiana that's like a
lot for flip-flops yeah but they are a quality flop and you get to say I'm wearing Dolce's
yeah yeah yeah okay collaborations I'm looking now on their website oh yeah they've got the
classic leopard or the cutest and they're all sold out The zebra
Oh no I think these ones
The Coretto Siciliano
Are cute too
Me too
That's what I'm gonna go with
But also I like
The blue Mediterraneo
Yeah me too
Actually the
The other ones
Kind of look like circusy
The zebra
Okay I'm not buying
You almost got me
But like I don't
I don't like zebra print
They're like a little silly
I like a collab,
especially I like a high low collab.
Like I really do.
What's,
we tried to think of it.
Diffusion line.
Amy Schumer,
diffusion line.
I love a diffusion line.
Like remember Isabel Morant for Target,
Balmain for H&M.
Like I love,
love,
love things like that.
And so this is fabulous.
Although just,
I need a pair of flip flops, honestly. And so this is fabulous. Although just.
I need a pair of flip flops, honestly.
I'm getting a pair.
Which one should I get, Turdy?
Like they're really ugly.
Really?
I'm sorry.
I was ready to buy with my Apple Pay.
These are all ugly.
Not the leopard.
But the leopard are gone.
Seriously, think about leopard flip flops.
Like what the hell and where would you be wearing them?
I don't know.
Where do you wear flip-flops anyway?
I know.
I kind of don't even have a need for flip-flops.
If I'm going to wear sandals, I really prefer sloths. I need flip-flops sometimes just to go into the backyard.
So I guess they don't have to be Dolce.
Right.
Get just regular $3 Javianas.
Or if we're having a little pool afternoon I could
get regular Havianas it's true I don't even wear a lot of prints okay and also like these blue
Mediterranean's like I don't wear blue either no and the cute part of the sandals are the sole and
your foot covers it yeah you have to look at the strap and so like the Coretta ones it's just like
red and white stripes blue I don't wear red and I don wear stripes. I'm sorry to have talked you out of it,
but I think it's the right thing to do.
Okay, well maybe you guys wear red or stripes or blue.
Maybe you have a different color story than me.
But I'm glad we're talking about this
because I do want to champion these type of collabs.
I don't think they happen frequently enough.
And when they do, it's like three pieces are made,
they get sewn up, three seconds.
And you have to be like waiting outside the store with a tent.
Do you remember the fanfare for bomb on xh and like
it was so crazy i got nothing i got a couple things they someone sent them to me i mean
do you remember missoni for target like that was seriously i remember where i was one of the
original like that really kicked off a generation the the day that they launched that collab like
they were being sold for five times the price on eBay.
I actually wonder if like any of that is currently being sold on eBay.
It was really cute.
Hold on.
Missoni for Target.
That was so iconic.
Yeah.
No, and the shit was so cute.
Oh my God.
They kind of sell some of those things.
They're selling them on here, Etsy.
$75 for like a really cute.
Not fake, but you know, artisan made.
Like someone's making it.
Right?
Isn't that what Etsy is?
Yeah, no.
I think eBay is like where I need to be.
Or Poshmark.
Yeah.
Etsy's not resale.
Right, right.
This little cardigan, Missoni.
Oh, it's for kids.
$20. Oh my my god do you remember
the rain boots that they made like seriously everyone and their mothers it was like the
hunger games yeah it was no these leopard ones are really cute we need to bring that back oh
they have some of it on thread up and yeah ebay they made this like cardigan that everyone
was like creaming their pants for those
were the days man those were the days yeah simple joys pair flip-flops wind in your hair
for a normal price yeah okay well cool cool good on the marketing teams glad you guys could get
together yeah yeah i love that i love this sort of ingenuity.
I'm glad the idea made it off the slack, you know?
And I'm glad to have spent the last hour and change with you.
Hour and change?
There's nobody in the world I'd rather.
An acting change.
An acting change in an hour and change.
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