The Toast - Bombshell Besties: Friday, March 13th, 2026

Episode Date: March 13, 2026

1. Doja Cat Takes Back Timothée Chalamet Criticism and Says ‘I’ve Never Been to a Ballet’ or Opera: My Outrage Was ‘Virtue Signaling… a Way to Garner Clicks, Likes, Approval’ (Variety) (18:36) 2. Travis Kelce Officially Joins Six Flags as Brand Ambassador (PEOPLE) (27:58) 3. Livvy Dunne's New Acting Career to Begin with Baywatch Reboot Role (PEOPLE) (33:16) 4. RHOBH Stars Attend Opera to Test If They 'Have Any Culture,' One Admits to Falling Asleep (PEOPLE) (39:14) 5. Mormon Wives Star Mikayla Matthews Splits from Husband Jace Terry amid Their Intimacy Issues, Dakota Mortensen Claims He Slept with Taylor Frankie Paul the Night Before She Left for Bachelorette Filming (PEOPLE) (52:10) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:05:53) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. It's Friday and it's Jackson Turd. Two most, like the most amazing things I could have said.

It's Jackson Turd and it's Friday. I have my own dance now. I don't know if you've seen it. Oh, did it go viral on TikTok? It's kind of like a take on the apple. Oh, you're putting the apple back together. Yeah, but when she has the apple, Is it meant to be a heart?

It's like heartbreaking. Yeah. Oh. I think the apples brought and much to the go. Yes. But no, she's breaking. You're putting it together.

Yeah, but I just find myself now when I'm talking, like how people, like used to wave me. Like, I just go like this. Like, that's so Gen Z of you. Say last best day. It's so Gen Z of me.

And like, it's meant that the person that I'm engaging with would do the other hand. Mm-hmm. And then we would be whole. Like, I'm just always like, I love you. It's so funny. Like, I've never seen you do that to me. Like, that's interesting, you know? Because you don't see me.

I don't see you? You don't see me. You don't see me. You don't see me. I see you all the fucking time. Okay, well, right before we started recording, you sort of dropped a bombshell

that you have to drop a bombshell in this episode. I was saying that today's episode, like sometimes Fridays we just sort of like... You said you wanted to pitch this episode to major news network. Yeah, well, we have lots of cover today. Because you have a bombshell.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives came out. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There's actually just like a lot of news. We have Queenie and we need. So it's going to be a nice media episode. And I also shared like, yes, I am dropping a bomb. Like something crazy happened to me,

but you're going to have to wait for Queenie and Meany of the Week because it's unfortunately, I can't say it right now. Okay, I'm fine to wait. And I think that'll really entice people to listen to the whole episode. 1,000% I'm fine to wait. I just want to say it better be good. It is good. And I just want to say this is the punishment

for those who don't follow me on TikTok. Because if you were on TikTok, you would have saw the video I already posted. For those of us who are maintaining our privacy, For those of you who refuse to give your data to the China Communist Party, it's true. For my fellow commies, we're in the now. They're in a now.

Okay. Yeah. So you love to wait. Pros and cons. Of the commie party. Pros and cons of being on TikTok. Yeah. You're in the know.

But so you'll just have to wait. But we also do have like a bombshell episode outside of the big bomb. Yeah. That I'm dropping. Yeah. Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb. What's it from?

You can't say bomb on a plane. Bomb, bomb, bomb. Meet the fuckers. Meet the parents. Yes. The OG. Meet the parents. Yeah.

But he was so crazy. Ben Stiller in that movie like, Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. Yeah. And then he gets, like, to take. Of course. Of course. Like, so funny.

Speaking of, the terrorists were wild in yesterday. Oh, my God. I was like, where is she going with speaking of? I think that was a good segue. He was like as good of a segue as you can about like a shooting at a synagogue. Yeah, a car ramming, rammed the truck through the synagogue preschool, drove down the hallway only to be shot in the head by security. Sle.

I can't wait till the literal sleigh. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to all the details, like, coming out about who this person is. This hero. Because I'm ready to like, where's it going to find me? Sign me up. Like, I'm ready. So scary.

Like, if not for that security guard, like this would be, yesterday would have been like seriously. Such a tragic day. Yep. For American people, Jewish people. Yeah. Thank God. Thank, like literally thank God.

And then someone did lose their life yesterday and another terrorist attack at a university. Yeah. What was the name of the school? Old Dominion. Old Dominion. I only know that because of the band. I didn't know it was a school too.

Me neither. Such a sad story. Terrible. It's crazy. It's really crazy. So I guess, yeah, that segue was appropriate. I thought I did a nice job. As a sudden, you guys were just doing our best.

Like, please. No, but like, I just. I know, such a pit. Such a pit. About the, like, about all of it. but especially about like what could have been. It was a preschool. Just I have like, it was like all, it's a very big.

I actually know a lot of people who send their kids there. Like it's a big compound. It's a temple. It's a preschool. There was, preschool was actively in session. Yeah. Just terrible. Yeah.

Really like seriously thank the Lord. And the security guard. Yeah. What else happened yesterday? I watched The Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. Only the first episode. I have a lot of strong feelings. Like extremely strong.

I think I watched like 15 minutes enough to like see. what's going on in the world of Slamu. And it's just sometimes when you haven't watched a show in a while, it takes you like a second to get back in. These girls are consummate professionals. The way I'm sat. Like I forgot there's so much to catch up and I forgot all about the Jordan and Jesse drama. Like I forgot really about a lot of it.

So we're going to talk about it because we need to talk about Michaela and Jace, like drama. That will be in the story. So I think like fifth and final story, maybe fourth story will be like the news from Slamu and recap. I don't have a lot to spoil. I only watch the first episode. Fifth. Right.

No, same. But like there's a lot to say. And then fifth we'll do Beverly Hills because we have Beverly Hills stories. And we just have like a lot of stories to sum up the week, I would say. I like when a Friday ends in very full circle. I would call this episode in summation if I wanted to be. If you wanted to come up with the title already? No, mine would have to be about the bombshell.

Well, what's that movie about Megan Kelly? It's called bombshell? Yeah. Just bombshell? I think so. It's like a bad name for the movie. Well, I think it was like I never saw the movie. movie. You didn't? No. It was very good. Yeah, no, I heard great things. And based on what I think I know,

let me tell you why I think it was called bombshell. One, maybe it was based on a book called bombshell. But one, like, I think the women were bombshells, right? Oh, double entendantra. And two, the scandal was a bombshell. Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. It was like a couple of bombshell women. So I think it was a double entendre. Okay, you're right for that. For a movie I didn't see. Yeah. Maybe I'll watch it. It was, like, it was a movie that felt like a real movie. Yeah. And the I live. It doesn't come up. Like, I'm always looking for movies that are like, you know, were the glory movies of their day, but I didn't get around to watching them. Like, it never come. It was a very buzzy, Oscar movie, like, of the year. That was like interstellar, you know.

Interstellar. My new favorite movie that I don't understand that I just want someone to talk to me about it. I'll work on it this weekend. Like, I just want to know the end. It's not like, you know, it's not like people have different interpretations of the end. It's, it's like, it ends. And I'm just like, can I just get a clarification on what that was? Google it. I could, but I'd rather talk to people. I'm like. I'd rather talk to people. people person. He's a communicator. I don't want to lose that human connection.

I do. Desperately. I don't want to lose that human connection. That human what? That human what? Connection. I say please and thank you to chat GBT. Like that's just something.

Okay, well, you're wasting batteries. No, I actually saw a tweet that was such a sleigh about why it's totally fine. And you should say please and thank you to your chat, GBT, because it does inform how you move in this world and you start bark in orders. Right. And how some people, like when they have their kids talk to Alexa, they have them say please to Alexa. And even though Alexa doesn't need a please or thank you, it's like, that's how you speak

to people when you're asking for something. I agree with what you're saying as it regards to children. But like, I know when I'm talking to a robot versus a human being. I'm not going to start yelling at a waiter versus how I did a chat Chachy BT last night when they were helping me make salmon burgers. No, but like even I'm on this like text thread. You're on it too where like you can text. for things, you know, like where you have questions.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a customer service text. It's a customer service text threat. Yeah. And it's a person on the other end. However, like the way that I would write to me is the same way I'd write to chat. Like, hi, is this and this open?

You know what I mean? And they always sign it like, hey, you're all set. X Taylor from relations, you know? Yeah. And like the, if I start like talking nasty to chat, then that's how I would talk in other customer service. Like I think it's a full 360 picture of Matt. I forget who said it, but honestly, I think about this person.

Somebody made a joke once. I really would love to know who it is to properly credit it. But like how they can never run for president because of that one customer service call. And you know they like record for quality service. That's funny. I forget. I don't know if it was like a stand-up special or somebody said it to me. I never heard it.

It was so funny. I would love to properly credit. I'm sorry. That's really funny. I've never heard that. But yeah, like now are our chat, CBT history is going to start coming up in presidential elections? but also regarding being polite to chat,

it changes how chat responds to you. I saw that if you, like, our as chat, like, reasonably and sensibly and politely, like they'll get you answers from Google or whatever. If you, like, bark orders at them, they get you answers from Reddit. Yikes. Yeah.

Interesting. It was a very interesting. But you are wasting a battery. You know, every time chat has to, like, some an answer. It burns the energy of a lithium battery. Right. But compared to how much.

much they burn in total, how much of money is spent on chat. Like, you are pleasing your thank you is nothing. Don't worry about it. Don't you feel like there was a big period of your life where like you didn't use batteries. Like I feel like batteries sort of like came back. Well, no, no. I feel like they were sort of going extinct until I had a baby. Now, oh my God, I'm always changing batteries on stuff.

But like before that, the remotes don't have batteries anymore. Like besides kids' toys, what uses batteries? So my frother, I use a battery operated. milk frother? Milk froth? What's it called? Yeah, like the whiskers. Yeah. Because it's way more powerful.

I tried the ones that charge. They stink. Yeah. They don't hold a charge and then they stop working and they use like the cheap USBCs. So Lauren Elizabeth was like you have to get a battery operated one. And I did. And since Lauren Elizabeth was on the toast in June, I have not had to change the battery. Just saying.

We kind of got to go back to the OG batteries. Yeah. Like I feel that way about my stroller fan. One of my like full-time jobs is making sure the stroller fan is always charged, especially while we're in Florida. In the Hamptons, too, it was like over the summer such a big deal.

And I kept... You just had extra batteries in the stroller. I couldn't have with thinking, like these should be battery operated. Yeah. Yeah. Keep extra batteries in the stroller. Yeah.

And now people use like the cell batteries. Mm-hmm. What are those called? They look like quarters. Yeah. Yeah. And they're very dangerous. Are they?

For kids if they swallow them. Oh. It's like a problem. But a lot of them have the cell. What's it called? Button battery? It doesn't feel right either. It's like...

So. Okay. It's a button battery or it's a button battery. I mean, you guess it looks like a button. So that feels right. What is cell? What's it? A coin cell battery.

Oh, a coin. Yeah, quarter. Okay. So we're all saying the same thing. Quarter. I'm happy. Maybe it's just like different brands. You know, it's like the duracell.

First, the Energizer bunny. Or the burracell, you know? Energizer. That's all duracell. Are there other batteries? Energizer. Oh, right. My speaking.

in English. You said Energizer Bunny. Yeah, because I was like, what's the company? Energizer. Interesting. They sort of gave up. Don't you find? They've not made that connection. They've not made that connection strong enough in the zeitguise. Don't you feel like they've sort of given up? There was like, during my childhood, Duracel is the Coca-Cola, right? And they were really doing the most with their commercials just to sort of be like there are other options for batteries. And I feel like they kind of give up. Yeah, I think they're just like, we're here, take it or leave it. If you need a battery, you can call us. If we're sold out of Duracel. But we're not going to like try and convince you that you need batteries because, like, you'll know when you need one.

And I'm, I wouldn't say, like, I think consciously about what types of batteries, but I've never bought anything other than Dura cell. But, you know, like, Amazon makes batteries. Like, if you go to Amazon to buy batteries. I do have a big box of Amazon basics in my home in New York. So, like, that's the new battery. Yeah. Because, like, whatever comes up first. Yeah. That's the new battery. Whatever comes up first, Besty. Okay. Slid that in. Okay.

It's crazy. Like I said, it's a bombshell episode. Did I lie? It's a bombshell episode, Bestie. It's a bombshell episode, Pesty. Everyone loves us. Oh, my God. Shall we get into this bombshell episode?

Okay, you guys. Okay, Bestie. Okay, bestie. Say less without further a do-da-do-do. It is time for the fast five stories that you to do need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Roller Rabbit, a globally inspired lifestyle brand known for its vibrant prints and iconic sleepwear. Designed to bring comfort, color, and ease to everyday life. Their collections span ready-to-wear accessories and home made for moments that matter most.

So Roller Rabbit is a multi-generational brand rooted in family togetherness and joyful moments from shared. Joyful moments shared. From babies to grandparents, they offer something special for everyone. I feel like I really got into Roller Rabbit when Roo was born because they have the cutest baby stuff. wore one of their onesies yesterday. Like, I'm sorry, they're just elevated. They're elevated when we went to the store in the Hampton. We just felt, like we really felt something while we were there. This weekend, I use my roller rabbit tote, which is the most amazing tote. We're always looking for the biggest bag ever. That can fit everything, like the perfect beach bag. I love it. Also matched

Harry swimsuit. They sent like matching stuff for the family. And we had the best day ever. And it's not, not because of roller rabbit. Yeah. And you probably recognize a lot of their prints because it's like very vibrant and very colorful, very like whimsical. That's what I was looking for. pattern, print, and color are at the core of what they do. They design thoughtfully crafted essentials using premium materials like 100% Pima Cotton, their ultra-plushed Pema saw fabric, natural linens, and washable silks. So, visit Roller Rabbit.com and take 20% off your purchase of $150 or more with code Swirley 20 20 at checkout.

Again, that's R-O-L-L-E-R-A-B-I-T.com code Swirley, S-W-I-R-L-Y-2-0. Swirly 20 for 20% off your order of $150 or more, terms and exclusions apply. Today's episode is also brought to you by Home Chef. You know, this time of year, something that I think we all agree on is like good meals are timeless, no matter what time of year it is. Home Chef has been our go-to for cozy home-cooked meals without the hassle, from easy oven-ready meals to hearty satisfaction recipes that make dinners feel effortless. So home chefs cooking makes cooking simple.

It's fresh food delivered. It's easy recipes to follow and meals that actually taste great. I think a lot of people go to Home Chef for different reasons. For me, whenever I do Home Chef, it's because I quite literally cannot cook. Some people want to learn to cook. They use Home Chef. Some people just want to stop ordering in so much. Some people want to eat healthier.

Some people want to save money. There's a million good reasons to do HomeShen. If you are looking for one of these services, Home Chef is really loved. It's rated number one by users of other meal kits for quality, convenience, value, taste, and recipes. I also think a really good reason to do it is. if you're looking to expand your palate. I sometimes order things on Home Chef

that I would, like, never order in a restaurant. It does make you, like, feel open to adventure if you're a picky eater or a sufferer of Arford. They worked with chefs like Gordon Ramsey. Now they're partnering with Giata de Laurentis, ever heard of her, to bring restaurant quality recipes straight to your kitchen. It's not one size fits all.

They have over 30 meal options every week to choose for different diets and different tastes. So for a limited time, Home Chef is offering our listeners, 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life when you go to homecheft.com slash toast. It's a really good offer. it's homechef.com slash T-O-A-S-T for 50% off your first box and free dessert for life.

HomeCef.com slash toast, you must be an active subscriber to receive the free dessert. Today's episode is also brought to you by first day. So most parents aren't aware that 50% of kids suffer from something called hidden hunger. And that can come from picky eaters, from eating a lot of processed snacks, or even a lack of nutrient-rich soil in the fruits and veggies that they do eat. So if you have a picky eater as a kid or someone who only wants to eat chicken nuggets, you're likely going to experience a lot of big emotions, frequent outburst, trouble concentrating, not being able to stay calm.

The best way to support their mood and behavior is to give the brain the nutrients that it needs for healthy growth and development. And that's why first day, multivitamins are a great option. It's one of the first brands with vitamins designed to fight hidden hunger and fill those nutrient gaps. They make clean science-back multivitamins for kids, teens, and adults. What's great about it is that they're very transparent about their ingredients. So there's no added sugar, no artificial ingredients, no fake dyes, no crushed bones.

with just two gums a day, you are boosting your kids' nutrition. You'll see benefits in mood, sleep, overall health. It has nine essential vitamins for brain and mood support and a superfood blend of 12 organic fruits and veggies. First day's multivitamin has more folate than one and a half cups of spinach and more vitamin B than five cups of broccoli. It's tested for over two-enter toxin. It holds the clean label, purity award, and 83% of parents say that first day improve their kids' overall behavior. So clinically absorbable, family safe, and actually effective. For a limited time only, listeners of the toast can get an insane deal when they use code toast to get up to 57% off at firstday.com.

That's up to 57% off and a free gift with code toast at first day.com. After you purchased the last way you heard about them, please support the toast and let them know that we sent you. Today's episode is also brought to you by Roebuck. We can probably hear you all through the speakers asking, you know, what's new with Robeck this week? And don't worry. Robeck News Network is here to help.

So we would never gatekeep. They are back with another Robeck release, and they really just do keep getting better. The past couple of weeks, everyone was spiling over. They dropped biker shorts sets. And by the way, did you see them? I saw everyone wearing. like that blue biker shorts set.

And then they came back with the Mockneck, which you told you about a few weeks ago. And I'm sorry if you did not get it. It did sell out in 48 hours. And we did a couple of ads for them. So like the only person you really have to blame is yourself. And now they're back with a full spring launch, new dresses and skirts. So they launched two new active dresses and two new sports. They're live on the website right now.

They're really cute. Part of the Vista collection, which we've told you guys about, you know from the biker shorts and bras. The fabric is very soft. It's very smoothing and supportive without feeling tight. So it's one of those fabrics that once you feel it, you're going to want to get bunch of different items in that fabric because I find a lot of the times when I'm wearing, like, at leisure that's just not well made. Like my cellulite will show through my leggings. I'm sorry,

that's just not an option for me. Well, Robeck took care of that. Also the Melbourne dress, that's like one of their best selling active dresses. It's brand new. It's elevated if you're into like golf, tennis pickleball, whether you play those or you just like hang around the court and you want to look like you do. It's very flattering, very polished athletic energy. You could wear it to a tennis match, but then also like out to brunch. It's very cute still. And our code toast on Roeback is still. T-O-A-S-T. That'll get you 20% off your first order through the end of this week.

That's Roeback-R-H-O-B-A-C-K-com. Roeback.com, Code Toast. Thank you, Code Tert. You're welcome. Our first story, Claudia dropped her iPad in a bombshell move. What did I say? Did I lie at the beginning of this episode?

Our first story, Doja Cat, is taking back Timothy Shalamee criticism and says, I've never been to a ballet or opera. My outrage was for you signaling, a way to garner clicks likes and approval. Slay the House Down Boots. I think it's actually amazing when someone's able to acknowledge this.

However, I do, like anyone who was susceptible enough to like hop on the Timothy Shalame bandwagon of hate, like is a loser. So while I really respect this, anybody who's like making videos,

like here's what I think about Timothy Shalamey. We don't give a fuck. Like nobody asked. I saw a video yesterday that like really radicalized me to be pro Timothy. You know the one.

Yeah, I do. And like I said yesterday, when we closed out the segment, like I don't really care like about what Timothy said. Didn't say I'm not mad. I'm not supporting it. Like I just don't care. After seeing some of these dumb bitches try and like make themselves seem important by discussing the matter. I feel the need to defend Timothy because I just can't be on the other side now. Yeah.

It's actually crazy how everybody's being like, here are my thoughts on the Timothy's. Here are my thoughts. Who are you? No, seriously. And it's not anyone that, like, would have any sort of expertise. The only person allowed to speak is Missy Copeland. And she did. And you know what? She's allowed to be mad. Maria Callis. Is she alive? Postomously, yes, Maria Callis. Like, again, in order. Maybe also Jenny Lind could have an opinion. The real life. Here are the people who are eligible to be mad or even just like make a statement on.

Mikhail Gorbachev. Okay. Mr. Gorbachev tear down that wall. Alexander Petrovsky. Yeah, the actor who plays it because he was in the ballet. Petrovsky. He's like a famous ballerina. Misty Copeland.

And anybody who can seriously name three operas or three ballets? And I, not including the Nutcracker, unfortunately. No, fine. No, Jackie. And I just want to say. Including the Nutcracker.

You can use that as your first one. And I want to say like, I went to the ballet this year, last year. She supports, she's what they call a patron. I went to actually two ballets last year. so you actually can't tell me nothing.

Okay, so you went to the nutcracker and then... And then the nutcracker twice. Okay. Yeah, so I've seen the nutcracker twice. Oh, sorry, I went also. We were there? In Palm Beach. Oh, yeah, last year.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're not mad, so... Yeah. Anyways, Doja Cat. I actually think, like, Doja Cat, I don't know if she's saying all of this in earnest. I feel like she was sort of conducting a social experiment on herself.

Yes, it feels like the Stanford prison experiment. So she's walking back her criticism of Timothy, amid the continued. to outrage over him dissing opera and ballet, if that's what you want to call it. She said, originally she chided him in a sensely to TikTok post telling him that people give a fuck about opera and ballet. She explained, hey, by the way, opera's 400 years old. Ballet is 500 years old. Somebody named Timote Chalameh had the nerve, big guy, by the way, had the nerve to say on

camera that nobody cares about it. You show up in a nice outfit. You sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. That's the usual etiquette around those things. Maybe learn something from that. Okay. Now she said that she knows nothing about opera or ballet. She's never even been to see the theater in either art form live in person.

She admitted that she merely jumped on the outraged bandwagon in her original video. She said, quote, I've never been to a ballet. I've never seen an opera. And I took it upon myself yesterday to kind of give it to the man because there is a culture based around outrage and things like that. And people want to feel like they're part of something. It's a need to connect, whether good or bad. What I was doing yesterday was virtue signaling because I wanted to connect. And I knew that Timothy's goof up was something.

that I could leverage in order for people to connect with me and fuck with me. And it's easy. It's a modern way to garden clicks, legs, a person. And all kinds of things like that from people. And so I did that yesterday. And I didn't really think about why I was doing it. I don't know anything about opera. I don't know anything about ballet.

And I've never been to either shows. And I think I just wanted a hug. I think that's all that I wanted. This is kind of manic, but also a sleigh. A hug. I wanted to feel like I was a part of something bigger than myself. I wanted to be pat on the back the way everybody else is patting each other on the back in the comment sections.

And I wanted to look like a hero. And that's what happened. And when I got it, I didn't like it so much. It just kind of furthers the fact that sometimes I think shit. And then I'm like, never mind. So never mind. I mean, this is really bordering between like prolific and manic. This is no.

I'm sorry. This is kind of prolific. It encapsulates so many different things that happen every day on the internet of people just like hopping on bag when it's feeling rage for things that have nothing to do. with them that they don't even care about, that they don't even know about. So manufactured. And just really needing a hug. Yeah.

Needing to feel like a part of something. You know, and it's not even that needing a hug. The part that I found to be so brilliant was like using the outrage, like you actually don't even really feel strongly about in order to like garter likeness for yourself. Like there's community and being a hater. Yeah. And like you benefit from being an, like I'm sorry. This whole Timothy Shalemy thing.

is the biggest L for Jamie Lee Curtis. She's like one of the most famous people speaking out and it's like, shut up. Well, she like loves speaking out. She does. She's a speaker outer. She loves like getting in the ring

on things that don't have to do with her. And that's like, and now it has to do with her because now anytime something happens, it's like, well, what does Jamie Lee Curtis think? Like, because she sort of put that self in her position as like a cultural commentator. Okay.

It's not for me, but okay. Yeah. And so I honestly, I love this from Doja Cat. Like, I truly love it. A rare sleigh for one Mrs. Cat. I don't know. I feel like she slays here and there. She's confusing.

Yeah, but it's very, yeah, there's no. Like a lot of her internet behavior and just like career is like trolly. So I never know when she's being serious. Yeah. And I wonder if she said something about Timothy just so that she could then say this. Like I wouldn't be surprised if it's not like she actually went on this journey. She was just trying to show you guys like this is what we're all doing. Not we. Sorry, I don't do it.

I actually feel like whatever this is, I do the opposite of. Like I... You say the opposite, just so somebody says it. That's how I feel something. Yeah. Yeah, no, like I want to be a part of... No, I actually do feel like we're so against this type of internet behavior that it does cloud our takes on stuff because we more often than not don't like to go with the herd. And I actually feel like in time, like in the moment, people always like, you've the worst takes, whatever.

But like years later, I actually always feel good about that. You know how I kind of feel like that? know, I feel like people are really changing their tune on Sophia Franklin. And like, at the time, I remember when we were discussing it, we were like, well, Sophia's not greedy for wanting more money. And like, you know, she does know the value of the podcast. And really everybody was like, Sophia's greedy. She's a sleut or whatever. Like, and now everyone's like, we did wrong for Sophia. We? Not me. Like, I feel like we reported on that really fairly and didn't jump on the bandwagon, And only because honestly, like, she was getting it so bad.

Like, I wasn't going to give it, you know? No, and I think our bias came from not wanting, like, a podcast duo to break up. Like, because I think we always were like, can they figure it out? I feel like we saw ourselves in them and that just like hurts, you know? Yeah. Same with Grace and Brianna. And nobody wants to hear it, but same with like live. Like, I think time will be on your side.

Yeah, like when the documentary comes out, it's like, you know what the Britney one? Like, it's like, the media was so bad. It's like we're the media now. Everyone on the internet like creates public opinion. And so when the documentaries came up, the world was so bad to the world. It was you. Not me.

And like back in the day, it was, you know, talking heads and people on shows and stuff. But now it's the comments. And it's also like the people with the green screen videos. Drama channels. Yeah. And maybe like eventually I'll be have the wrong take because I just don't want to be on the side of the outrage. But yeah, that's my gut feeling is I don't want to be on the side of the outrage.

Especially when I'm personally like not an outright. reach, it does not have valid in opera. I don't have to do it. When like a former pop star, like the Britney Christina, when all those like documentaries or books come out, like the, the takeaway for a lot of people is like, oh, the world was so cruel and the media. And we have like people to blame Diane Sawyer, you know, like for her crazy questions. But now like the media has, thank you, not Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters. The media has sort of been democratized where like Every, like the opinions of people come from just like voices of randos, comment sections, random tweets that go viral.

So I think what Doja Cat has very poignantly pointed out is that like those like outrage just been like it just furthers that system. Mm-hmm. It's just a new system. Yeah. And so, yeah. It didn't go away. It just changed.

Exactly. So like in years we're going to be like, I can't. I really feel like people are going to be like that with like life. being like the world was so evil and it's like well I tried to tell you guys uh I'm too confused on that one yeah I'm not gonna call it okay their way I'm just throwing my hands up um not my plate yeah are you ready for our next story it's a major news in the entertainment space Travis Kelsey is officially the new brand ambassador for six flags oh didn't we report this well he was like doing something with six flags and now it's that he will serve as six flags as

brand ambassador and marketing partner. They also went out of business. Bankrupt. We reported that. Yeah, we did. Well, now they obviously have a big plan to come back. And it's Travis Kelsey. Well, that's good.

And what about that old guy that dances in the commercials? I mean, that was like literally when we were kids. He has since passed. He has. Yeah. I remember when he did. Travis will be doing that. Or his dad.

Or he'll be dancing in commercials. Yeah. No, Travis is like very family friendly. Like, and it's funny because I think, like, as a person he's not but his brand for some reason like hey why because sports is very like you know kids and you know he's gen he's like one of the general mill cereal guys like it's like he does like a lot of kid stuff so it's kind of perfect even though i think as a person he's probably like quite vulgar you know yeah yeah um cute very cute when's last time you've been to six flags

fun fact about me i've never been to six flags i don't like roller coasters there's somewhere in the northeast that's similar to six flags but it's not called six flags i've been to like plenty of amusement in parks, water parks, like Splish Plash, you know. I'm used to be used to go at camp. Fun. Camelback? No, no, no. Fun.

I've been to Splash Town so much fun, but no. In Maine, what was? Camel. No, in Maine. Splash Town. No, Fun Town Splash Town. Yeah, yeah. Those were some of the best memories of my life.

Oh my God. I dreaded those days. Classic you. I dreaded. When I die and like what I envision heaven, it was literally Fun Town, Splash Town. Oh my God. I wonder if it's a little. like beautiful as I remember.

Or if it's like disgusting. Like the most like I know amusement parks can be gross but like fun town was like the premium. Yeah it was like fancy. Was it? Definitely not. Okay. It was like probably the most fun I've ever had. Like the happiest I've ever been in my whole life.

I always wound up having fun on those days but I just dreaded it. I hate the field trip. I remember when I was a freshman in high school at my first high school that I went to because I transferred high schools in the middle of high school, which yeah. is as hard as it sounds. We won our school color war. You got a trip? Every grade.

And it's kind of amazing. The freshman beat the seniors, right? Huge. So we got a trip to six flags. And I remember my allergies were so bad that day. You're such a diva. Because it was like at the beginning of spring. Of course,

seriously. Haulin in the air. And I'd never been on upside down roller coaster. I get me neither. And like my friends convinced me to go on one. So I waited on the line. And by the time we got to the end of the line, I was like, I really don't want to go.

But like, I just waited on the line. Like I have to. I can't have just wasted my time. So I did it. I went on an upside down roller coaster and it was such a thrill. Really? Yeah. Then I rode like a couple more.

Do you throw up? No. I had a great day. And then by the end I was like, I've had my fill. I never need to do this again. Yeah. I have been on like a couple of roller coasters. Upside down.

No. That's like that's when you leveled up. I'm sorry. I think that's so unnecessary like in this life. What are we doing? And anytime I've gone on a roller coaster like right when I'm like at the apex, I'm like, why the fuck did I do this? And like, I don't even like it afterwards.

Like, I'm sorry, no. I was called Spider-Man. That was the one I went on. Anyone been there? It's six flexed. What's the Fun Town, like the big one? It starts with an... Excelsior!

Yeah. It was made of wood, and I do feel like it's probably, like, condemned now. I need to look at pictures of Fun Town Splash Town just to, like, remember. And it had, like, a little town, right? It felt like you were in the Bees. Kind of like how Disney has, like, Main Street. Yeah. Funtown Splash Town. So it is still open for business.

I wasn't big on the Splash Town. Oh, no. Temporarily. closed, that's really upsetting. Yeah. Creates memories that will last a lifetime. Apparently not. Well, you could go to Six Flags now.

No, Fun Town Splash Town, like, is... Well, I guess now the adult version of going... The parent version of going to Six Flags is like going to Disney with your kids at this age. Excalibur. I'm sorry. And yet it was literally made of wood. That does not look safe. You look like a piece of wood.

You look like a piece of wood. But it was like the biggest wooden roller coaster in the country. So it's actually insane that we were going on a wooden roller coaster. Yeah. You had to do it. You just had to. You had to. With a little funnel cake to top all the day.

Works for me. Anyways, Travis is going to be experiencing all these memories and more as the new ambassador of Six Flux. I can't wait to see Taylor there. And I'm sorry, if he doesn't bring Taylor to Six Flags, then he's not, like, he's not serious about the brand. I hope they bring back their commercials. That was like a core part of our childhood was all the commercials.

And they were kind of very culturally iconic and relevant. Yeah. Let's see. What's in store? I like this. And I think we should bring back theme parks. I don't think they ever went out of style. But like kids are just like always on their phones. Like, you leave your phone at home and go to the theme park for the day. Eat, get sick from eating. Like that's good old fashioned fun.

It's good for the mental health. I know kids are all obsessed with mental health. These days, go to the theme park. It'll fix everything. It's true. Are you ready for our next? I sound like one of those like toxic adults. Oh, you're anxious.

Just calm down. Don't worry. Oh, you're fine. Don't worry about it. Because of water. What about this? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

about a thing. You ready for our third story? Livy Dunn is joining the Baywatch reboot. She's beginning a new acting career and it will begin with a role in the Baywatch reboot, which is a great way to begin an acting career for Livy Dunn. Yes. Unfortunately, I feel,

and this is absolutely zero shade to Levy Dunn. I think she's great and like I love this for her. But I already have like a lot of suspicions about this sort of cursed franchise. And I do feel like they're doing it. a little bit too much and I'm more sure than ever that the show's going to be bad. Sorry. Is that a set that you're wearing? It is. It's very cute. Thank you so much.

Little cable knit shorts and a sweater set? No, no, you don't need to. Yeah, so I'm wearing, it's from Allo. It's a cable knit. It's actually cashmere. Like, Allo doesn't make ath leisure anymore. They like switched to making high fashion. You sell I make like leather purses now. Oh. Yeah, it's weird. It's like not a store for like leggings anymore. It has matching shorts. Yeah. It's so cute.

Thanks so much. I'll be sure to link it on my shop. Yeah, for sure. I'll take one. Yeah. Anyways, back to Olivia again. You know what? I'm really into, not just like the B-Watch reboot,

like whatever the show is going to be. I'm loving the news. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Like, we're more excited about like the releases. Yeah, who else is going to be in it? Also, I need to say, Hassy Harrison is in Yellowstone.

Do you see our comments? Yes. I saw like one comment. And I know who she is now. Ryan. I know who she is now, too. I'm surprised me they didn't recognize her. She's whatever.

What are they used to call the book? Bunny. Bunny hopper. Yeah, she was like a bunny hopper who found love in the Yellowstone barn. She was a hop, hop, hop. And then they're married in real life. Bunny barn. Okay.

Bunny. Babe. Okay. What's the word? I thought we decided it was a bunny hopper. No. It's a bunny hopper now. Okay.

But you guys know. Yeah, you know what we're talking about. I'm some really excited. What? Bubble bunny. Oh, Buckle bunny. Yeah, Buckle Bunny. because you just like

undo the bus I don't know you just like do stuff of the rodeo yeah like you only date cowboys like for fun yeah but you also are in the rodeo yourself

yeah like you're like a groupie it's a groupie for the rodeo okay love it yeah um so Libby Dunn would be in Baywatch amazing

great more I love the stories about Baywatch casting great job is it your new Annie Live It's the new Annie Live. It's sexy Annie Live. Yucky.

It's the sexy version of Annie Live. It's Annie Grown Up. It's Annie After-Tard. If you were not there for Annie Live. And by we mean there, by there we mean here. Here at the toes for the year leading up to Annie Live, like you missed out on the experience of my life. I was actually on tour when Annie Live was playing. It was live.

Yeah, when they were actually broadcast. the live performance. I was on stage and like we were talking about it the whole time. I was like, what's going on on Annie Live? It was like the Super Bowl. Oh my God. Seriously, take me back. Yeah, right. That was the last time I was truly happy. Take me back. That was so funny. We just like couldn't stop reporting. Like all the updates. Like, you would have thought we had a gun to our head. You would have thought we were being. The castings, the drama, the relationship, like everything. We were the leading source, the leading news network on all things. Annie live. And I don't know why. And then we did watch it. Of course, I had to watch it late because

I was on stage when it was being broadcast. And it was live. It was amazing. I loved it. The dog was amazing. What about three bucks, two bags won me? Three bucks. Two bags won me. That was good. Harmony. Yeah. You guys. Oh my gosh. We need more lives. Like, yes. I miss that era. So much grease live, live. I know it's like it's so bad. It never goes well. Everybody hates it. Except everybody loved the whiz. like the one that wasn't bad. Thankless. Yeah.

You will get nothing and you probably won't get another role. Vanessa Hudgens literally like performed at the night her father died. Like it was so high stakes. It was I think, uh, what was the other live I was just thinking of? Hairspray. Oh, hairspray. Oh, Ariana was Penny Pinkleton. Like you had to be there.

And it was so bad that I actually don't think there's like a version you can watch now. Like unless you devoured it. Peter Pan Live starring Alison Williams. I think that ruined her career. He definitely didn't help. It's a career. And the girl who played Tracy Turnblad for Harris Bay Live, never saw her again. Well, the thing is about the role of Tracy Turnblad.

It's always like an unknown. After the original role of Ricky Lake, whose career it made, it is a cursed role. That's why I actually don't ever want to play it. They always cast an unknown. So it's like, this might be the only role you get. Yeah. And it's not a particularly flattering role. Like Tracy's sort of like the butt of the show.

Mm-hmm. You know? But you get to show off your chops. Yeah. So it's actually insane how good Nikki Blonsky was like I know it's like a joke hey it's like a tiki Blonkley's from hairspray and she's like a toothless wonder now but like it's actually insane she was operating at a level unbeknownst to the culture like it took everything from her you know it left nothing yeah like it is the best singing acting dancing just like overall performing

I've ever seen yeah that's what's so crazy about it yeah so please bring back lives yes that was And, you know, I long to be a part of something. And everyone watching something live, the live element, you had to watch it live because it was so high stakes. And some of them went off without a hitch. Like, no one's career was ruined. Like, Carrie Underwood in the sound of music. Oh, yeah. That one was sort of like, I don't think a lot of people watched it.

Like, it wasn't newsmaking. Yeah. But it went off okay. So it can happen. It was an NBC thing, right? They should do wicked live. Yeah. Oh, my God, I love that.

They should do the greatest showman live. They should. We have ideas. Hire us. We'll be consultants for the project. And then we'll report. on every single cast. Built in promo.

It's amazing. It's a win-win. Are you ready for our fourth story, which is going to lead into our Beverly Hills recap? Yes. Because so funny last night, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars attended an opera. You're kidding.

Oh, on the show? Oh, I didn't watch. Wait, you didn't watch? No, I asked you last night. Are we watching Salamo or Real Housewives Beverly Hills? You said Beverly Hills and I said, okay, I'm watching Salamo. Oh, I figured that meant that you were just watching both. No.

And the last couple of episodes were like sort of, me. Well, now they're in Italy. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, they went to an opera. Well, the villa has its own theater. Yes, it does. And not just a movie theater, a stage.

And they put on an opera, which was just so funny considering opera. So in Zekegeist, and we see, like, Sutton. It's kind of like an amazing. Yeah, I thought it was hysterical. Amanda Francis is like on her phone. Sutton was so rude. Sutton said that she falls asleep at the opera. And she's like a fancy lady, so she's just not for the opera, which is fine.

I also want to say, I feel like opera. Oh, and Bose is saying she's like, I love the opera. I'm actually on the board of the L.A. Opera brand board. board. And I literally felt like this episode was put together in the last week in response to Timothy. That's so funny. Kyle's like filming.

We're seeing everyone how they engaged with the opera. What about Kathy Hilton? Kathy Hilton, you know, she sat. Erica loves. Jennifer Tilly's mother was an opera singer. So she said she loves the opera. I believe that. We literally got every single woman's thoughts on the opera.

Before Timit, like that unbridled thoughts. I genuinely think they had to have edited the episode this week. It was so brilliant. And then Jennifer Tilley comes out singing. She sings like an opera singer. She used to like sit at the piano with her mother and sing opera. Like everyone has has a connection to opera positive or negative. Do we have a connection to opera?

Aside from the fact that like I could have been an opera singer in another life. No, maybe we should go to the opera. I just feel like opera singers, female opera singers are busty by nature. I don't know if it's something about like the breathing or the corset. And I do feel like if I was born in another era, like I would have sort of had to have become just due to my voice and my breasts. We should see an opera singer. see an opera. Okay, actually, with all this opera chatter, I did see a DM.

I didn't open it from the Metropolitan Opera in the city asking if we wanted to come. Well, if there's like, I meant to respond to it, but I forgot. A South Floridian opera that would like to have me. No, I'll be back in New York soon. Would like have me? I would like to do. Do you have to wear a gown or can you wear leggings to the opera? You like can't.

I don't think you can. And I think that's what's great. Like even when we went to the Nutcracker, everyone dressed up. I wore a hill house. Yeah. Amazing. And everyone else was so dressed to the nine. Maybe I'll put on like trousers.

Yeah. Like that is, we need to bring back that. Agreed. And we also need to thank Timothy. It's true. I also saw a theory that whoever unearthed this clip from the interview that was like two weeks ago that came and went. And it was such a long interview where like a lot more buzzy moments happened.

That it's one of his ops for best actor that sort of dug this up and disseminated it to cancel Timothy. I'm sorry. If this is the thing, like does this sort of impact Oscar voting? Oscar voting's over, right? Well, like, look at Carlos Sophia. Yeah, I guess. but like I could was did Carlos Sophia sweep every award before the Oscars?

Like Timothy has won every single award except for the SAG award. And BAFTAs he didn't win. Yes, I thought he won everything. No, he, the last couple he lost. He won the Golden Globes to win. But if he had like a major scandal right now. But it's not a major scandal. No, but if he had like a major scandal right now, I do not think that the Oscars would have him win.

Right. Like if somebody like came out and like accused him of something. It was like really terrible. So I guess like he must be a perfect person if this is the worst. thing that they could find on him. Yeah. But I just thought that was an interesting theory. Yeah.

That someone's trying to cancel him so they could win the Oscar. I mean, giving like Nancy Kerrigan. About to the knees. You know? Like he's Nancy. Yeah. This is so Tanya.

And there's a Tanya out there that we need to find. I Tanya. I Tanya. Yeah. It was a crazy movie. Yeah. I saw that one. It was good.

It was good. Why do you think it was crazy? It was a crazy story. It was just like crazy that we, knee like Tanya Harding like confirmed put a hit out on Nancy Kerrigan's leg so that she couldn't win It was like trying to garner sympathy for Tanya being like oh well she's poor okay like so poor people don't bash in other people's knees are her being poor It was all about how like she had to grow up skating practicing at the mall for the free and like Nancy had a private coach so she deserved her knee bashing Yeah that was kind of like a big flop in Margaret classic Hollywood they want you to see the other side other side yeah the evil person's I'm good

That's just like not my favorite. That's kind of how I felt by the Aaron Hernandez documentary. It was like, well, he's gay and he couldn't tell anyone. So that's why he killed his friend. And I'm like, okay, I feel like there are other ways to, yeah, come out. And I actually feel like the gay community was like, please exclude us from this narrative. Like it was just kind of blaming the fact that he was like closeted and football is like toxic for gay people. And that's why he had to kill his friend.

I didn't like that documentary in terms of that, but I learned a lot. Yeah, that's one of my least favorite tropes. Oh, also I was thinking of you on Beverly Hills last. because Erica referenced your favorite documentary. Very identical strangers? No, that's my favorite. What is my favorite, Joan Rivers piece of work? No.

Wait, let me think. Blackfish. No. I have a lot of favorite documentaries. Think like cult, cult. Because they're talking about Amanda being in a cult. What's my favorite cult documentary? Eat, Sweet, Pray, and Obey, whatever that one's called.

Mother God. Oh, my God. She said I'm the Silver Woman. I literally blocked out that documentary. memory that was like turn and I watched you pregnant I was obviously like scraping the bottom of the barrel because when I was pregnant I watched everything so I had like nothing left to watch and somebody remitator was like posting on their stories about this HBO max mother earth what did erika say oh my god she was saying how Amanda francis was talking about being in a cult and I don't know what the women were

trying to say in their confessionals but just sort of that like her story sort of ends she ran away in the night and that's that on that and then she just had to like threaten the pastor to get him deordained and they stopped bothering her and then everything Erica was like, you know, when you think of cold, you think of Charles Manson. You know, I saw Mother God the woman turned silver and they're carrying around her dead body in a station wagon wrapped in Christmas lights. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Erica's so fucking real for that. She's so funny in her conventional.

Oh, I wish I watched this episode because also, you know, Ben's obsessed with the real host of Beverly Hills. So I have to watch every episode with him. And he watched that documentary with me. And he actually did not forgive me for like four days for making him watch it. Well, now it all, your hard work pays off because you'll have a nice laugh. The Silver Woman. Yes. And they did.

They like kept her body alive in a hotel room. And then the hotel was like, we're a little suspicious. Like, can we come in? And they were like, no, you can't come in. So they smuggled her body out in a tarp and buried her out in the woods. And they were waiting because like, obviously the point of the cult was that when Mother Earth died, we give her back to the earth. And then like basically like the Messiah comes or whatever. And they like left, like she died.

They gave her back to the earth and nothing happened. And we just like, it was just like awkward. Like it was just like it was very disappointing for those people. Yeah. So I don't know if they were trying to say like Amanda. I don't know what they were trying to say. But just that her cult story is like not that crazy. Yeah.

And I think maybe. They were expecting like just something crazier. She might have just sort of been a part of like a deeply religious zealot community. Yeah. And like made the choice to lead, which I'm sure was really hard. But it's not necessarily like a cult. Yeah. Yeah.

But I guess like a cult is like, you know, an open and determined. People use it like very generously sometimes. Yeah. you know, they call the show a cult. They do call the show a cult. And we are. Be sure to head over to matriot.com to buy your membership into our cult. Also, so they're in Italy, the villa is so, so, so gorgeous.

It's so gorgeous. And you know, I don't have, like, wanderlust at all. But it was, like, actually making me want to go to Italy. They were eating olive oil right off the olive tree, like, right over there. And, like, I want to taste that. Now, are there any olive trees in the U.S. I'm sure they are, but I'm sure they're disgusting. Why would they be disgusting?

If it's an olive tree, like, I'm down to clown. It's not the same. If you're asking me to go to Italy, I will go with you. It looks so amazing. Rachel and Dorit are just like my faves right now. Rachel was sharing how, so she's gone. Rogers with the one son, the other son is at his best friend's house. The younger son is with Roger, and he, like, sat him down and told him that he has a girlfriend.

Like, while she's gone. And then the son, like, calls Rachel, but she's sleeping because of the time difference. And then when she finally sees his thing, then he's sleeping. She doesn't like going to jump out of her skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her and Dorit are flipping that this happened. happen. I just like, I felt so, so bad. Roger's like not a good guy. Yeah. It's actually insane how like crazy people become when they get divorced. That's sort of the theme of real housewives of Beverly Hills. It's like these men having midlife crisis and they're all very wealthy men. So they do then go on to like date young hot things and it's not because they're interesting or good looking. It's because that they're wealthy. Um, and it just like is a real. You know how, uh, did you ever see that Adam driver, Scarlett Johansson movie where like a marriage story where they walk you through a divorce. I didn't see it. But I, well, people say it's like it was so. It was so. well received because it was very relatable how like when you decide to divorce someone you become

they become and I'm sure you to them a completely different person an actual enemy and it was very hyper-realistic like you almost wish that person was dead like you hate them so much and I feel like Real House of the Beverly Hills recently has become like a marriage story like you're watching these men and yeah we're only seeing it from the women's perspective but I believe it you know but I just like the blatant like go divorce and like move on with your life and have a girlfriend whatever but like protect your kids as much as you possibly can insulate them from everything as much as you can. Yeah. Like don't bring the girlfriend for camp drop off.

They're about to go away for a month. And you're about to drop this on them. Yeah. Why? No, that's bad guy. Why? That's bad guy. You can have your summer with your girlfriend.

Just wait five more minutes and leave her in the car. Yeah. So, okay, I guess we'll recap it whenever you watch. Before we go on, let me let you know that the remainder of today's show is brought. to you by Goldbond and their fabulous line of scented hand creams that I actually have here. Yes, we have all four fens. I'm in a citrus mood. This is citrus pop.

It has vitamin C and green tea. So let's use this opportunity to check in on our fellow swirlies. Take a look down at your hands. How do they look? You know, the winter season, the constant hand washing, hopefully. Your hands can become dry, sad, begging for hydration. And one of those things, like, when we think about, like, we take care of our skin, we take care of, or we're always trying to drink a lot of water.

We have a lot of hair care. I feel like hands sometimes do get forgotten about. And I really like Gold Bond's line of hand creams because, first of all, they come in four delicious sense. I've got vanilla dream. What I use most most frequently is cedar rain. Oh, you know, cedar rain. I am. You know green is like kind of my color.

Yeah. This is fun fact about me. Floral bloom. And then Jackie has the citrus. I'm a citrus girl. So each cream is formulated with skin loving ingredients to keep your hands looking and feeling their best. They come in four amazing sense, which make moisturizing feel less like a chore and more like a tiny luxury moment. So they're really the perfect size.

I would say it's smaller than the phone. So perfect for on the go hydration. Keep one in your bag, one in your desk, in the car. They're also perfect for gifting, a little desk drawer restock. If you have a coworker who you just want to like send some love to, give them the hand cream. I feel like people who work in offices always need hand cream. For sure. For sure.

And if you have a desk, like you need to be keeping a hand cream in there. So Vanilla Dream is very softening. It's made with shade butter to boost moisture and cocoa butter to help smooth and soften your hands. It's a very cozy aesthetic, very candlelit evening energy. and then there's floral bloom, which is the pink one that I have right here. It's lightweight. It's hydrating with jojoba, nicetamide, to help restore your skin's moisture barrier. So this one feels very fresh and soft. And then citrus pop, which is what Jackie has.

It is for people who want to glow. It has vitamin C. I love to glow. Which helps visibly brighten in even your tone, plus green tea to help protect your skin from environmental stressors. It's good for like a morning pick me up. And then C-Dorraine, which is what I use, is refreshing and soothing with aloe to invigorate. And vitamin E to help soothe your skin.

It feels very spa adjacent. So it's very chic, it's very calming. What we love is that no matter which one you grab, you're getting hydration that actually lasts plus targeted skin benefits. So it's such an easy way to take care of your hands throughout the day without even thinking about it. So we put it on while we're answering email, sitting in traffic while we're podcasting, just little moments of self-care that really add up.

So if your hands are feeling dry and crusty or you just want a cute, effective hand cream that actually does something, this is your sign to pick up the Gold Bond ones. They fit perfectly in your purse. So you can shop all the Gold Bond scented hand creams now. on Amazon as always use as directed. All four cents are available on Amazon. Highly recommend. Also, they're free from power bins,

falatholates, and guys. Love, love, love, love, love, if that's important to you, which it is to me. The cedar rain, yeah, I guess, like, I guess that's why, like, you know, I love a massage, and this feels like what they would use in a spot. And like a mini massage. You can't have a massage all the time.

Skin care tip, when you take a little too much, which I just did. Elbows. Don't forget the weanus. Oh, wait, always do my elbows, because they're really dry, and myself, Tanner, gets stuck there if I don't moisturize. Harjee.

Well, thank you, Goldblum, for sponsoring today's episode. Thank you so much. I love the hand cream break. I always love it. It's kind of nice, built-in. Yeah. And today, like I said, bombshell episode, we need to be hydrated. Our fifth and final story, Slamu, recap, and news.

Couple things, couple things. They dropped all 10 episodes. I've only watched one. I'm going to watch a bunch over the weekend. I've watched 20 minutes, but the stage is set. Mormon wives star Michaela Matthew splits from her husband, Jace Terry amid their intimacy issues. So I'm sure this season will show us more of the

devolution of their marriage. Which is just crazy because if you had told me you're like once they drop the new season, we're going to find out a couple get divorced. I'm like, well, it's obviously Jesse and Jordan. And I'm so champion. I know they have young kids and I do think people should like work as hard as they can at that stage to stay together. I do feel like they work hard. And do feel like he's actually just a bad guy. And I do really want her to get away from him. Like he really scares me. He has really sinister energy. And the first episode, he's like taking it upon himself to like make dad talk a thing. And I know they all started making TikTok together. I think just like for fun, like maybe to get a couple of brand deals like to start earning

money. But he's like, No, he really thinks he's doing something. No, but not only that. His reasonings for it is like really like. Stanisaro. I, we're doing it so we can show the girls that they can show the girls that they don't have a monopoly on social media.

They do actually. And go get a job. That is so fucking lame. You're doing it to show your wife. She's actually not that cool and everybody can do this. And I guess like his big get was that like he got his. his manager to like call whatever to organize a trip for all the boys to go to banner pump villa which is so loser because I don't need him to hate Marciano or but like I'm sorry if someone had an affair

with your wife like you don't need to go on their show he's like so proud that he got this and he's like trying to convince all the guys and a lot of the girls like don't want their husbands to go I do think a big group of them end up going and if I was one of them I would like first of all I wouldn't encourage Jordan and his weird dad talk like chip he has a chip on his shoulder you want to be famous so bad that you'll go to Italy to do the show with like the man that you're wife was in love with because you want to be on TV and you don't even care how. But he wants to be on TV and like feel like he earned it outside of his wife. And he didn't.

I think a lot of the guys actually, the show's really interesting because it's totally flipped like traditional gender roles. And it's very cool to watch like a lot of these girls, sleigh, slay, slay, make all the money. And their husbands sort of slide into this sort of provider role. Like a lot of times when we're watching the dads are like holding the babies. Sorry, caregiver role. Like domestic. A lot of times we're watching scenes and the guys are the ones holding the babies feeding them.

And it's like nice to see that how they've all, like, maybe they didn't envision that for their life, but I feel like Zach Affleck, Connor. They've all like sort of slowly, I forget his name, but Macy's husband, who I really like, they are more than happy to like play that part of being sort of like the stay at home dads and just like letting the wife make the money and them supporting in other ways. And Jordan like will not have it. Yeah. He will not have it.

And I think he was the only one whose wife was out earning him before the show. No, not before social media. Like, because she was the one with like the successful business. He should be used to it. Yeah, he's not going quietly into like the sort of caregiver role. Yeah. And he's being so toxic, so beta. He got hair plugs.

I hate him. Yeah. I hate him. I need Jesse to get away from him now. Did they wind up, go, well, I don't know if I feel that way because, and we'll talk about this with Michaela and Jace. So during last season, viewers watched as they discussed intimacy issues they were experiencing their marriage while she was extremely pregnant and they're trying to work on this.

Yeah, not the time. In season four, it has Michaela sharing that there hasn't been a great deal of progress in working on the problem as she just had a baby and now is breastfeeding a baby and they're still having intimacy issues. It's like just fuck off. As she was newly postpartum and experiencing flare-ups of her chronic illness. Now they have shared that they have split. But does this mean separated? Does this mean divorce?

Like, is it final? It's not giving final. Okay. But it's giving like that they've decided to take a break. Like Whitney and Connor and Jen and Zach Eflick have shown me that anything is possible. It's true. And that change is possible. And it makes me want to root for these like young couples with young families to stay together.

I agree. I feel that way about literally everyone except for Jordan and Jesse. The thing with Michaela and Jace is that the intimacy issues are rooted in her childhood trauma. And because they're both so young, she hasn't fully worked through it. and he does not have the emotional intelligence as a partner to support her in that way, to be intimate with somebody who experienced childhood sexual trauma. Like you have to be a very thoughtful, um,

intelligent, emotionally intelligent type of person. And I just feel like he's not willing to put in the work and be that. He just wants her to get fixed. And once she's fixed, we can go back. But it's like he doesn't realize he has to be a part of the healing. Um, so they are definitely at a little bit of a standstill.

Well, I feel like he's been, you know, patient with her and they've been together for a long time. He is a lot older than her. Also, he should be like more, yeah, mature. He should be, yeah. And also people like sort of red flag their relationship.

I think they got together when she was young. She was underage, yeah. But they have three kids like, okay, they're married. Yeah. But so I just don't understand like why now, like if she's always like had this sort of guard up, like, why is he giving up on her now? In the throes of pregnancy postpartum when like no one is at their best intimate wives. Most intimate self. Yeah.

Like why can't we like put this on the shelf for the moment? Yeah. And then get back to like working on things. I don't know. Maybe I'll watch the season. I'll be like, oh, they had to split. But things will have to be really, really bad between them for me to think that they should split up.

When they just had a baby. When they just had a baby, they have three kids. All throughout the show, they've seemed to be one of the better couples. And of course, you know, what you see, we don't know. But like, they seem just like happy and sweet and loving towards each other. And if he, like, really loves her and she's going through something like so difficult, like, you be there for her. Yeah, no, it's definitely a red flag.

Like, like, I'm really annoyed with him. Agreed. And I understand it's probably hard for him. He's in a hard spot. But, like, not only has she been through so much. Last season, she was pregnant. This season, she's postpartum, breastfeeding, bread winning. Can you fuck off for a second?

I agree. Just can you fuck all the way off for a second? And, like, well, let's circle back. Let's circle back next year. Yeah. You know, when I was not expecting them to be the ones. The ones. And I remember last season when Jesse and Jordan, like, had their bragus.

And everyone was like, shook, you know, shook the Montauk world. And those girls were saying, like, it makes you, like, look at your own marriage and make sure, like your home is in order. And I was like, Macy, you don't have to worry. Like, yeah. It was like, Macy and Mikaela saying that. Like, now we're, like, all worry.

And I'm like, well, you guys are fine. Yeah, I do really like Michaela and her husband. I'm sorry, Macy and her husband. Yeah. I think he's a good guy. That's what you think. Jacob, yes. And I think so, too.

But I thought, like, Michaela and Jace were, like, good. I thought we didn't have to worry. Yeah. I think more so, like, I think. Maybe I thought that they were good, but I didn't think he was like, like, an amazing good husband. And I feel like with Jacob, I actually think he's like a very, very good husband. Yeah. And Macy's been through a lot too.

Yes. And when I hear her story, I'm like, oh, she got a good guy. Like, I'm happy for her. Support your partner. So it's hard for me to say without having watched this season and maybe I'll see things differently. But right now I'm just like, please, like, we can, we can work it out. Oh, and like Jordan's like the one who's like really, really friends with Dakota, who I think is like a really toxic guy too. I mean, he's always the one like including, and like they are like the dad talk.

And I'm like, well, they both have like such bad motives to me. No, and it's like Jordan can't really align himself with Dakota because Dakota's single. So Jordan can't move like, Dakota is not with someone. Jordan is obsessed with like getting all the guys to go to the villa and especially the single guys. He's like, oh, well, Mason's coming with he is a girlfriend. It's like, dude, you're married. Right. What are you talking about?

He's like aligning himself with the single people and then he'll start to behave like them. Like if he was wanting to go to Vanderpump Villa with Jacob and Zach Affleck. then maybe things would be. Oh, wait, something really crazy. Oh, sure. So they go to L.A. And Whitney is set up in her house, and they're getting ready for dancing with the stars,

and they were talking to Jen and Zach. And they, like, can't find a place to live. Like, all the Airbnbs, whatever. Their plans are, like, just not working out. So Connor, like, sort of offhand is like, well, if you need a place to stay, you could stay with us for a couple of days. And so Jen, their kids, their nanny, her assistant,

all move into Whitney's rental for, like, a couple of days. So I don't know what ends up happening with them, but I know that, like, Jen hates Whitney. And it's actually crazy because Whitney, at like a very important pivotal time in her life and she made the arrangements like she this is important to her she got herself a house like I don't know if the show pays for it

I think the show gives you a stipend but I think they need you know more than a typical apartment like mass singer exactly so like they made their own arrangements and Jen just sort of like moves in with the biggest moving truck you've ever seen your whole life like I thought that was really crazy and Whitney was like sometimes sometimes Connor's generosity like gets us in trouble

and I don't know if it was for it but it's actually insane that like Jen hates Whitney so much when like that's an incredibly generous thing to do. I would never. Yeah. I'll, oh, that is very nice of Whitney. I can imagine Jen, but I'm sure stuff happened behind the scenes, but like they just had such different experiences on dancing with the stars. Like I could see her hating Whitney just for like thriving in a way that she could. And it's like jealousy, but it's like frustration at the show and the fans and the circumstances. And the circumstances. And yeah. And if and I'm sure other stuff also having said, don't think Jen would just be like, oh, well, she thrived and I'm jealous.

Yeah. But that is nice that to start that they offered them. It's so crazy. And I just can't believe, like, Jen, we already said, like, especially when, now I can speak my truth, when Claudia was doing mass singer, that was when Dancing with the Stars was airing. And we were watching Jen and I'm like, this girl has two months behind me. So I had a four and a half month old and I was in hell. She had a two and a half month old.

Really? Yeah, she's behind me because she just posted like eight months postpartum. I'm almost 10 months postpartum. Got it. So she was two months postpartum. She has two other kids. She's moving her whole life. And dancing with the stars is like, so it's every single day, all day, every day, every day, just had two kids.

And you're telling me they didn't even have a home? Insane. I thought they did it. You know, they were set up. Like that, not that it's ever going to be easy, but like if you're set up and you're parked and your kids have a house in a backyard and you can go to work, like, it's okay. They didn't even have a house. Insane.

It's harder than I thought. And that's why I was trying to just give Jen so much grace because I'm like this is so hard what she's doing. And I feel bad for her. And I felt like she could never have passed up this opportunity, but it might have not been the right time. Agreed. So that's just an empath in me.

Yeah, no, 100%. Just an empath. Oh, and crazy, Dakota says that he slept with Taylor the night before she left to film for the natural. And then there's a scene in like the upcoming trailer. What's like coming up this season is like it looks like they're in bed together. And at that point, like I do have to unfortunately. stop defending Taylor Fricky Paul.

Like if that's the case after last season, like the fact that she hasn't washed her hands of him is the biggest red flag. And that doesn't make me, that doesn't bode well for her season of the bachelor. It doesn't bode well for her openness to find the love of her life committed partner. Not even open.

I believe she's open. I don't think she's ready. Like I don't think she's emotionally. No. No. She couldn't even if the perfect guy came right up to her. Oh. And introduced himself.

She would be like, where's Dakota? And then she's like starting to see someone. She met him on TikTok live. She like was scrolling TikTok. Saw this guy singing. Yeah, really bad. But I do feel like he's one of the contestants. He looked like one of the pictures.

Yikes. She picks him up at the airport. And Chase. Chase. Question mark. He's like in love with her helping her move out. Yeah, I don't know. I'm surprised he didn't go on The Bachelor.

Yeah. Maybe he tried. He should have. That's what I meant. When we got her cast, I was like, I'm surprised there's no, like, other storylines here. Yeah, yeah. But they're really doing a good job or at least trying all the Hulu shows to, like, connect them with one another. And so the Vanderpump Villa.

But I do feel like Vanderpumvilla is not a popular show. And they kind of need to, stop forcing it. If it weren't for that one episode where the Mormon wives went, I don't know if they even would have gotten renewed. So now it's like, the guys are going. And it's like, I appreciate the synergy, but with this particular show, like, nobody cares. Yeah, and it's like, all I want to know is what happened at Vanderpum Villa.

But I can't just watch it. I won't. I won't. It's like, even last season, when all I wanted was like, more housewives, Mormon housewives, I was, it never even occurred to me. Just to watch it. She just watched her episode. Demi was on this episode. It was like weird, even though I was under the impression that she's not a part of the show anymore. Maybe she lives in the middle. Also, did you see

the opening credits. Yeah, Taylor's up. Wait, but I thought it was so weird. First, they're like in cream dresses. They do half the cast. And then they change into these like blue dresses. And I thought it was weird because they do like how in housewives like there's everyone's holding an apple. And every season, it's like Taylor's always in the middle, but they're all like at this one Taylor's up on a platform and they're all underneath her. Like I thought it was weird. But why did they switch color dresses? It was like going really partially aesthetically. And then they went into these like corny princess dresses. First it was like cornfield, like, you know, of the land. Natural.

And I would have thought like maybe in the beginning seasons, like Taylor was so much. But now, like, especially Whitney's, I really see them all as equal now. Yeah. Some maybe less than others. I feel like Miranda, maybe Layla, like is on a lower tier. But like, for the most part, they all are fairly. And actually, Layla was slang last night. She was like, I just don't know how to tell Jessie.

I fucking hate Jordan. And she just did. Like, I loved it. Like actually she's the only one who's doing anything about like this really just bad guy in our midst. Yeah. Um, so we'll see about tailored and Dakota because at this point it's like maybe just be with Dakota. Yeah. If you can't not.

If you can't not. Like be together. That's great forever. Great. And you love him and you can't quit each other. So just be together. Yeah. Forgive each other.

Truly. Move on. Tabula rasa and be together because you love each other and you have a family. like maybe try that. But let's see how it goes on The Bachelor. Jackie and I will watch the remaining as many as we can this weekend. So come back Monday for like a big recap. But let's dive into Queenie and Weenie, which I'm really excited about.

Queenie and Weenie, our weekly segment every Friday, we like to wrap up the show with a little bit of a Queenie and Weenie where we give out two awards to people this week who acted in Queenie and Weenie-like behaviors. As always, let's start with Queenie. Jackie, would you like to go first? Yes, my Queenie is something that happened to us this weekend that we didn't even talk about, but I think it was like taking over the internet and we haven't even, where I Did we address it? I don't know, but my queenie is the toaster who got us foot massages at the beach.

Yes, we didn't talk about it, but her TikTok went viral. Her TikTok went viral and we experienced it on the other end. We were just like, at the beach. We didn't even know that this was a service. But a masseuse came over and she was like, I'm here to give you a massage. So we were ready to book. We like got our wallets out. Yeah, we were like, oh cool. Like, yeah, we'd love one. We'll take a two hour backrolls, please. She's like, I have for Jackie and Claudia. She gave us this note. We were like, oh my God, our husbands got us massages. She was like, we felt so special. It was like someone who loves you.

And then she gave us this note. It was from a toaster. And the masseuse was telling us that she wanted to gift us a massage. And she also wanted to come over and say hi, but it didn't seem like a good time. We had all the kids with us. So she was going to wait and come over later. We're so like, yeah, tell her to come over later. And she never came over and said and introduced herself.

She just gave us each 15 minute foot rubs. And it was so amazing. It was. She is my queenie because that was just like the highlight of my weekend. I love that. I'm so glad you brought that out. My queenie is a woman named Michelle Fox. know her? You're going to love her. A New York woman dug for three weeks to find her own

diamond for her engagement ring. So what would you do to find your perfect engagement ring? For Michelle Fox, a 31-year-old strategy consultant from New York City, it meant camping out for three weeks at Crater of Diamond State Park in Arkansas with a shovel and a mission to dig up her own diamond. Can anybody do that? I guess. She said she'd been dreaming of finding her own ethically sourced gem about two years ago. But not lab grown. And she said we're not getting engaged until I do that. That's what you told her boyfriend. They come from the ground. What's stopping us from just getting one ourselves? She's like Miles Teller's grandma. After researching, she discovered that the only active public diamond mine in the world wasn't overseas, but just a short

flight away. Fox headed south after finishing grad school, staying in a tent and digging daily from 8 to 4 p.m., taking only one day off. The summer heat was brutal. She admits she was physically unprepared. There were days where I wouldn't shower for several days, she said. By the time I got out, I was so tired and hurt, I couldn't muster the energy to spend 10 minutes undressing and taking a shower. She says her shovel was even stolen at one point, forcing her to walk three hours round trip to the nearest hardware store. On July 29th, her final day, she went on... She can Uber? She's in the middle of this random field.

She went out one last time and noticed a glimmer by her foot. I thought it was due, she said. I potted it with my hiking boot, and it didn't move. It turned out to be a 2.3-carat diamond, the third largest ever discovered in the park. Crater of Diamond State Park averages one to two diamond fines per day, most are small, only about a dozen, exceed one carrot annually, according to the assistant Park Superintendent Wayman Cox. She has not her diamond appraised yet and doesn't plan to,

for her the value lies in what the stone represents. Yeah, that's really great. And here, that's it, that's it like raw. I see. So, yeah, two carrots. I was going to ask, like, what the size was. I just have, like, two questions. She's very pretty, too.

Her boyfriend's name is Trevor. Why didn't she make him dig? Like, that's love. Go dig me a diamond. I'm cracking up. Why is she digging her own? These women do too much. Did she propose to herself, too?

the women do too much and like what's wrong with lab grown well i think that a huge reason my lab grown is so popular is because how diamonds are sourced is really i saw the funniest meme that was like a person with a huge diamond ring and they're like you'll never know it's so well part of the reason my lab is like because there's not any you know nefarious origins so i saw that movie Blood diamond. Oh my God. I saw that movie too. One of the worst, like, a great movie, I wish I never saw it.

Stuck with you. Of course, the scene of the kid getting injected with heroin, like seriously, kill me. One of the worst movies. Maybe that's what she saw the movie. I was like, I will not happen. We're heading to Arkansas. Yeah, I'll get my own. That's a Queenie right there.

Yeah. But did she say why Lab wasn't good enough for her? Maybe she wanted natural. She didn't want the strings that come with perhaps this being a blood diamond. So she minded herself. Yeah. She should have sent her man to. And that's my only note for her.

Yeah, that's another critique. Yeah. Do what you want. For Weenie, two things. My weenie is Jordan because the way he was acting on last night's episode, like was complete weenie behavior, like trying to outshine his wife. It's like, bro, no. And even if you could, like, who wants to do that to their wife?

Yeah, right. Take away. You know what I mean? He's a real narcissist. So what was so funny is last night and real housewives of Beverly Hill, Sutton called Amanda Weenie. You're kidding. I was like, I was listening and I was like to Zach, like, why did she say call her?

and he was like, a weney. She was like, don't be a weekney. Yeah. Sutton. That's Queenie Sutton. Queenie Sutton. And I'm not going to make Amanda my weekend. No, no, no.

But that's so funny. I'm so fatigued by Amanda Francis and the conversations around her. I know you're about to drop your bombshell. But I just, I wanted to note last night watching Amanda, like I'm very tired, exhausted by it. Like the storyline has run its course. I feel bad for her. I don't know what she's doing there. I guess people online are being mean to her.

I don't have anything like mean to say. But you're just tired. I don't mind her at all. I just like, she, it's like two separate, complete separate storylines are happening. And I just like, she seems tired too. I felt bad. It's not a good fit. I don't think so.

So my weenie, aka my bombshell, goes out to the person who left this note on my windshield yesterday. Many three-year-olds have trouble staying within the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring this cat, it will help you with your parking. Here. Here. So, let me tell you. Is it anyone in this room?

Well, I did come in and I started asking questions. And let me tell you, you're going to love this. So, this more, yesterday, I actually, I parked here, and then I was driving around all day. I didn't park anywhere else. A few hours later, I didn't even see the note until two hours later. They put it at like the top of my windshield. I don't know if they didn't want me to see it or something. And then it started raining and it started sliding down.

I said, what the hell is that? And I was like, oh, my God, the only place I parked today was here. Now, when I left, I did notice my wheel was on the line. I'm sorry. If you're on the line, you're fine. It was not veering. My will was online, so I'm like, is that what they were referring to? And it was parked between two cars.

One car was a blue Mazda. We know that's Ben from the studio. The other, and I remember thinking... Was a white Tesla? No, no, no. It was me. Jackie, I remember walking by this car and, like, actually being like... It was pretty much total.

Like, it was the bones of a vehicle. It looked like it had been through an incinerator. It had no handles on any of the doors. It was covered in rust. the entire like left side, the side that I walked by, looked like it had been hit in like maybe six or seven accidents. The bumper was completely half off. I was like, how did this car even get here?

So I presume it was the owner of that car who left this on my windshield. And I just, I'm shocked that first of all, I didn't know that we were like actual losers who walked around with cars because he must have had them on his person. Right, that's the thing. It's not like he wrote you a note like park better. Like you placed an order. He placed in order for these cars.

You carry these around. To let anyone know who's remotely outside the line. He's using them too liberally. He's going to run out. you see them too liberally. And the crazy thing is that like you thought about all of this. You bought the cards. You literally have so much time on your hands, but you don't have the time to get your car fix. Like fix your car. Put a handle on. And also like all those accidents on your car like weren't just the other person. They're not an endorsement of great driving. Right. So and I've actually never had anybody put a thing on my car. So I've never experienced what I would feel like. And I can tell you it actually felt like very invasive. Like there's my car seat in there. Like that's my car. It's like I felt like I'd been burglarized. Like I wasn't aware of the drama. Okay, drama. I wasn't aware of like the feelings that it would feel like to have somebody touch my car.

And obviously such an unhinged person. Now let me ask you a question. Do you think that came from a man or a woman? We're saying he, I kind of think it's she. No, because you want to know why. Look, it has this thing. So that means he kept them in his car. It has like a line down the middle.

So it was kept in his wallet. And only men have wallets where like you need to fold. That's true. But like only women. No, this is absolutely man. With the cat? With the comic sands. Cat is giving women.

The cat is giving weenie, actually. So I don't care. It's a genderless, non-binary we needy. I'm just wondering if we could potentially. And then today when I got here. Today, that's what I asked if we had cameras. We don't. Today when I got here, I drove around the parking lot a couple of times looking for the car

because it's so recognizable. And I was going to put this back. I'm going to keep it, actually. No, when you see the car again, you will leave it on his car. Yeah, of course. I drove around today looking for it, but I couldn't believe I got my first. And let me tell you, I have parked some really. annoying bad ways.

Actually, I'm always remarking on how the spots here are very generous. Yeah, there's not really a bad way to park here. I did not park badly. Like, I didn't deserve the note. And there are times when I deserve the note and I would have laughed. But I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Get your dirty finger nails off of my car. Mind your own business.

Take your car to the shop and fuck all the way off. Yeah. Weenie. So what he said was good luck trying to drive. Good job trying to drive. Yeah. And I wanted to say... Remember when that kid said that to me?

No. When I tried to parallel park here and her mom had to come and do it for me. And get in the car for me. She got in the car for me and left me with her kids. And I was like, well, she's not going to steal my car because I have her kids. And then when it was all said and done, the kid was like to me, good job trying to drive. Eight. She ate with that.

Bestie. That's, and I said, say less, bestie. Thus concludes a very long episode. So we are going to let you guys go. Thank you so much for listening to the Tesla. And Linawufi. I'm not sure we deliver the fastest stories. You need to know.

An al-Affi. So if you're watching it on YouTube, please subscribe with a video thumbs up. Have a beautiful day. But when everything is a lot. An alafi is anything on Nalafi is anything on Nalafi. I don't know. You know, if they're always a nice long one for you, then are they even long anymore? If that's the standard.

Are they just being? Happy Friday. I have an amazing weekend, guys, and we'll see you on Monday. Love you. Bye.