The Toast - Bonnie Nuit With Joey C Tuesday December 2nd 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude and River Show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, okay, it's only Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a great day. I am because I'm joined, sorry, or should I said, Bonneux, Millennials.

Bonjour. Bonjour. I am joined in studio today by a barrette wearing, looking like, what's that book, Madeline, little French girl? That's what you look like. Yeah, hi, Joey. Welcome, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. Bonjour, bravo.

Wait, as I say, do you speak French? Well, la, la, piwi, I can get by, but no, I don't. Like, when you were in Paris, were you able to speak the language at all? The thing is, if you mumble and just kind of, like, grunts a little bit, it just works out. And if you have a cigarette in your hand, like, you're good. Yeah, and just keep mumbling. It's day 24 of Jackson Claude on vacation. It is, Jackson Claude on vacation.

And Joey is, what is this is your third or fourth? Third for Jackson materially. So that's why I wanted to ask you, when do I start getting my benefits? Because I have a tickle in my throat. Yeah, of course. You know, I'm also feeling like you got me sick, actually. I'm also feeling a little tickle. You know what I'm just noticing about,

something we've never spoken about on the toes. How many tattoos you have? Oh, I have several. I think I have like eight or nine. You're such an interesting person. Well, I'm like a leak. There's very, there's layers, many layers. This is my first one.

This is what, it says my last name and it's the heart of Jesus. I love. Are you a religious person, Joey? No, I wasn't. But at the time, it was like, it was the thing. It was in Brooklyn. It was in the early 2000s. It was like a very like cool time.

Yeah. And then this is the same thing with the hunter. Remember there was like that lodge vibes and everything had like everything had like. Like dead dears. Oh, you literally have like a deer. Yeah. What is that? No, is that a deer?

What is it? Yeah. But then I realized it looks like the Gagermeister symbol. Show it to me like this. I can't really see it. Oh, that's really beautiful. Oh, not a gun. You have a gun.

I have a big, I have a big pistol on my arm too. Are you a gun owner, Joey? I'm part of the NRA, believe or not. I'm joking. No, I don't have a gun because, you know, if I already said this, no, it's dark for this early the morning, but I would definitely off myself if I had a gun, so I can't have it in the house. Oh, yeah, I'll have one bad day looking chubby in the mirror, and it'll be over. I can't do.

I mean, you know, I would love to be able to protect myself in a harmful situation. Right, but it's not the cards for me. Yeah. Oh, that's terrible. My inner saboteur once again. Once again, your inner saboteur rearing her ugly head. I can't with you. You look amazing in a parade.

I just want to say. Well, you know, I'm growing my hair out. I've had some feedback, some pushback from loved ones. I've always had a short, but it's like a little, you know, a little pixie cut, like a little buzz cut fade thing. But then after the hand transplant, I was like, you know what? If I got it flaunted. A hundred percent.

I was never able to have luscious locks. I mean, I don't want to like, you know, grow out where people have, you know, trans rumors about me. But I do want to have some like flowback. Like, you know, I want leading man hair. Do you know what I mean? Like Matthew McConaughey, just like, you know, it's a little bit like pushback rugged, a little wavy,

tossled. I just want to say as a loved one, I am going to give you push back. Like, I don't love that journey for you. Okay, a lot of people don't. I don't. My boyfriend already told me, he's, I just ended up a picture today.

I was feeling myself, feeling really cute. And he's like, you need a haircut. I was like, I'm growing it out. No. Remember growing your hair out for prom? It is such a core, like, niche thing. For prom? Back with it, but that was just for extensions.

I had like really, really long hair my whole life. Yeah. Like to my butt crack. And my hair at prom, insert photo here, it was so sick. like down to my ass crack, beach waves. And then I had this little

fishtail braid like hook in the back. What color did you wear? Black, of course, because I like had a fat arm. Oh. Yeah. What color? What did you wear a problem?

I wore like a 1970s like disco style outfit. I had, I had bleached blonde hair and I had this like suit. My tuxedo jacket had a zipper. And then I had this collar, a fly collar that was open like big and wide like wide. And most importantly,

who did you go with? Michelle Marolla. And were you out? Oh, yes. I had a full set of acrylics. I had a full set of acrylics and lip gloss on. And so you and Michelle, what is Michelle up to now? And what is Michelle up to now?

Oh, she's married. She has three kids. She comes over all the time. Oh, that's actually so sweet. I love that journey for Michelle. Yeah, yeah, Michelle's amazing. Amazing. So, yeah, that's that.

But yeah, back to growing my hair out. I just want to be able to, once it's there, I trust me, it'll be good. Yeah. But it's the growing out phase. That's why I have to wear this hat. Do you mind removing the hat just so I can evaluate where we're at? I can believe that, by the way, your hair looks amazing. Like, you would never know that.

its plugs. Oh, thank you. I just had it died by Rita Hazan. You had it died by Rita Hazan. Okay, like that was not English. I was able to translate for the listeners, though. And I just want to say, I stand by that I think you should cut your hair. I'm with your boyfriend. I'm not into the long hair. Like, it's not long hair. It's just, it's just like hair like in the back. Do you want me to do an AI photo and send it to you later? One of my favorite things to do is make AI photos, like trying on new hair styles. Oh, I know. I do it all the time. What app do you use? I have, um, Gemini. Oh, wow. I'm a chat, girl. I have chat Chimit, too, but she's like, she's more for, like, making, like, um, like menus and

like, and like, invitations and things. Yeah. Because her pictures shows, she always makes me a cartoon. So she always makes me a cartoon too. Yeah. Do you pay for premium chat? Yes, but not the big, not the biggest one. The biggest one is like $12.

You know, I do, what is it? Like $19. Yeah, it's like $20. That's just enough. To get pictures. Yeah, but the Gemini does the good pictures. That's when you say, like, oh, there's like a homeless man in the living room. That's the one that you can get to like, and now people are using it for like gangbangs and stuff.

Right. Of course. How are people using Gemini for gang bangs? Oh, to generate images. I'm just saying, make like 50 guys in a line next to my bed. And so by people doing that, do you mean you? I haven't done it yet,

but it's like girls trying to get a rise out of the boyfriend. Are their moms, are their mom sending it to a sister sending it to the mom? Very cute. Carol's in the other room with a bang bang. I love that. Yeah. Now, you hosted Thanksgiving at your home.

It looked beautiful. I saw you stuck to your word of a red table. I did. I also noticed some similarities between family members. I was not only the Brussels Sprout Sal, came out of nowhere. Did you notice that?

I did notice that, but I did notice that you and Jackie had similar tablescapes. Similar tablescapes. And I never know she had such a beautiful dining room. She's curved wall. Very big, a round table.

With the round table and the round, the curtains. Sunning. So, and I did get a lot of comments that Jackie copied your table. And while she probably did, I do think it's important

for everyone to know, we got most of the table scape items at Home Goods. We've logged the experience. And Home Goods was pretty crappy. I'm not going to lie. And so we just took what we could get, which was red.

Yeah. It's on trend. It was the, it was the, your table was beautiful. Thank you very much. Really? It was a pantone color of the month. Oh, was it?

Yeah. I made it up. I don't know if it was. But everyone, and even Hoda and, Kathy and Hoda, whoever they were at the Thanksgiving Day parade had similar florals to me. Did you watch the parade? It was on in the background as I was preparing the home. Yes, of course. It's just background fodder.

It's background noise. Did you enjoy? I didn't really see anything, but I know that everyone was spooked out by that, by that girl, Taylor Momsson. She showed up as a golf. She was spooky. Spooky. She was originally the... She's a little girl in the Grinch.

Cindy Louhu. And she sings, Where are you, Chris? Now in her later years... Well, I was like, Where Are You Myseler Water? Correct. In later years, she, of course, is Jenny from Gossip Girl, but she also started and currently participates in some sort of like rock band.

So in, I think, a form of taking her power back from like childhood trauma, she decided to release a version of Where Are You Christmas, like Screamo. Oh. So that's what she was doing at the parade. Where are you? Christmas. I saw her at the VMAs and I was frightened. You saw her in person. Yeah, in person. She was Yeah, a fun fact about you was that you go to the VMAs pretty much every year due to your close

proximity to MTV star Snokey. Snokey, yeah, I do. And what does that like? And again, that was all read that. I was, I was setting the tone for the table there as well. I were all red in Bergeny. Oh, so setting the tone. Yeah, I love that. It was like Project Rose. Yeah. Would you ever? Okay, what's a reality show? And that's actually a great segment into our first story, which I feel like nobody cares. You know the show? What's it called? Special Forces. Yes. My friend DGJJJ just won that. So my first story, sorry for the quick segue, but I do want to get into the fast five stories.

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But I found out who won and I'm shocked because it was Ms. Gia Judice along with Sean Johnson, former Olympic athlete. Yes. So it begs the question, Joey. You're asked to do special forces,

which I do feel like could be in your future. I mean, if I'm going to do any reality show, it's not going to be one of those first, the first one off the jump. I want something like an ease into like, you know, like a summer house

where I can like, lounge and drink spritses and... Castio O'e Comasta for Summer House 2026. I run the Hamptons in the summer. Wait, that's a great idea. Thank you, Paige. I can take her spot. A hundred percent.

There is an opening in the bed. Now, I do feel like it's worth mentioning every time I talk about this story that I was asked to be on this particular season of Special Forces. And I did say no, one, because I was pregnant and two, because I could never... Do you know what's involved?

I don't even need to know. I know that it's outside and there's like... There's running. It's like, no. They like take them to obscure places. I don't know where this season but they've done Australia. It's always like in the middle of the desert.

And the premise of the show is to see if like these, you know, influencers, reality stars and celebrities can withstand what, you know, the special forces go through. So you go through special force training, like army crawling and, uh, jumping out of helicopters and, you know, living in a cave and you don't eat. And I cannot believe Gia Judejee J.A one. Now, people forget Sean Johnson. She's like this pretty young thing.

She's a former Olympic athlete and a gold medal winning one. She's been training this for a whole lot. A hundred percent. That's the way you should feel your whole law. And I cannot believe. Like, I'm shocked at G. G. I know.

Well, she's, she's been resilient for many years. She's been through, you know, her personal life is, you know, ups and down. Also, emotionally. Her whole life.

Yeah. Emotionally, she was ready for it. I think, I think, and then her mom was, Teresa was there beforehand. Now, the funny thing is that you don't get eliminated. It's like who can stay there the longest. People send themselves home.

Brittany Cartwright, Relatable Queen went home the first day. What do they win, money? Yeah. And also, like, press and fame. Yeah. I would have, I would have went home.

I would have got my like my my my some good one liners in the first episode and then left. Of course like a couple of clips, a couple of viral sounds. Yeah. No, the only one I would do like that is not the full survivor, but the survivor just this little influencer thing they did it last year and I went to some press event for it. It's like influencer survivor where it's like a couple of days. Yeah. It's like a couple days and you like do the challenges.

But like that's like low impact. Like I can sleep outside. That's fine. I can pass out anywhere. Yeah, right. That's fine. And then like the challenges are like making a puzzle. So it's like I can do that in the wilderness and you get to fly first class to Fiji.

So it's like. So it's worth it. Why not? Yeah. Yeah, there are a couple of shows that, like, podcasters, influencers are always, kind of, not always, but recently being tapped for it. We talked about this yesterday with Remy Bader, dancing with the stars being one of them, special forces being one of them.

There are a couple of shows. Does she ask for the stars? No, no, but we were saying, like, if you were asked to do it, would you do it. Like, it's really hard. I actually don't think that I would. Yeah. Would you? I would do it, yeah.

I have nothing else going on. But you have babies and, you know. Right. No, it's hard. It's hard to pick up and move to L.A. I would, for one, like, I would never do special forces. And I didn't say no, no, no, no. And I didn't say no last time because I was pregnant.

Like I said, no, because I could fucking never. And also, I would try to suck all their dicks. Like the hot guys are screaming at you, I would get boned up. Okay, so I actually think that's also an amazing segue to our next story. Yeah, we're right. Which I know you wanted to talk about. I did you explain to me because I only recently. I'm still not okay.

So I recently started seeing everybody talking about this show. It's a new show on Max and it's called The Heated Rivalry. Yes. And it's basically like a gay pornography, correct? Yes. Everyone's obsessed with it. I saw it all over my, I started seeing it on my, like, social media yesterday. But it's also like a hockey.

Yeah. It's girls and gays are are choking. They're gagging. And I don't know if you know, but like hockey is like a huge thing for female romance. Oh. Yeah. It's like there's an obsession with hockey players. There's like especially in novels.

Well, that's why. This is based on a book. Oh, it is. Yes. Oh, okay. So that makes sense. So tell me about the show. Okay.

So it's based on a book. There's apparently two books. And so everyone who knows what's going on. I don't want to school. I didn't, I just knew. I just found out about it. Everyone's tagging me in it and saying, look at this, look at this. And then...

Well, because I saw like a clip And he was like, you have to suck my dick And he was like, you have to suck my dick. Yeah, it's like, you learned English quick. So it takes place in... Wait, does he speak English? One of them pretends to be Russian. He is Russian.

He's not really Russian. Oh, so there's a political element too, like America versus Russia. No, it's not even. It's Canada versus Russia. Oh, even more political. So there's a, there's a Canadian boy and he's one and there's a Russian guy and they're on two separate, two opposing teams.

And they're like the two biggest rookies in the hockey scene. And everyone, one to watch, there's press everywhere. They're getting sponsorships. And there are like, you know, their neck and neck for the title of whatever. And I don't know, by episode like two,

they're in a shower together, you know, and the one's jerking off in front of the other one. And it turns into being so sex, this detention. They're like, I'm not,

you know, it takes a lot to get me going. Does it? You know, so you've been around the block. Yeah, I need, I need scented candles.

I need a cocktail of pills. A warm oil. Yeah. And vascular uppers and think, you know, I need it all. Poppers. This is like,

it's just, It's just very, it reminds me of being a school girl. Like, I had my first crush. It's like, like, I never really even moved. And I don't like gay shit. Like, I don't like gay films and stuff. I feel like they're, like, they're performative and fake and whatever. But I got, I think girls and gays are getting this feeling of like having that crush and that

intimidation of like, oh my God and like, in a flirting. A thousand percent. It is like, it really brings you right, right into the scene, no matter who you are. I'm trying to think of like the straight equivalent, like a TV show that I feel like normal people. Well, they have to be secret. So they have to be like secret lovers, like no one can know about. them because it can ruin their careers. Oh, so they're not out. No, no, no, no. They're both, like, they're both like not out at all. And it has to be very secretive because of the,

you know, because they're both pretending to be straight. And then also they're going to lose their sponsorship. So they're always sneaking around, like going to the hotels and stuff. Which makes it of course more titillating. Like, you know, their sex for the first time and the flirtatiousness. But it's like, also the emotional element comes in where like, I think the bottom, the biracial one, he's half Asian and half white. And is he Canadian or Russian? He's Canadian. Okay. So he's the bottom. Yeah. He's the bottom. Yeah, he's the bottom.

The bottom starting to catch feeling. The bottom starts to catch, Jordan gets feelings. He's like, so the last episode, there's only two episodes out. This is another thing. They're edging you. Oh, that's so annoying. Yeah, so I have to wait. I can't believe they're making this much like waves with only two episodes out.

Well, I think everyone knows what's to come. Apparently there's a tuna melt scene. I don't know what this is about. It's all everyone on Reddit's talking about. It's like, I'll wait for the tuna melt scene. We can't wait to see how it's portrayed. I guess in the books, it's like some like really hot scene. But this guy's ass.

The bottom? Can I show it to you? Please. is. Do you have a picture of it on your phone? You have to Google it. No, I have it. Okay. This is my reaction after I saw it. Um, this guy's ass. The top. Oh, wow. That's like a bubble butt. And where does you find this photo? I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, made.com. No, I just googled it. Whatever the car. This is an insane ass. What is his name, the actor? I don't know. Is it on your paper? Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. It's Connor. So, uh, first of all,

the book was written by a woman. Yeah, it's written by a straight woman. Straight? I'm assuming she's straight. Rachel Reed. That's weird. Yeah. Do you think so. Rachel Reed. Do you feel like she's accurately portraying queer love? And this, I do. Okay. So it's Ilya Rosanov who plays Connor. No, that's his, that's opposite.

Shane Hollander who plays Hudson. Cheyne Hollander plays Hudson. No, no, no, no. Or Hudson plays Shane Hollander. What are the kids names? Ilias, is his drag name. Is this? Okay, so is this the Russian that you're showing me the picture of?

Yeah, I'm the Russian. That's his character's name, though. So this is Connor Stories. Connor Stories. It's a parjee, like it's really part of it. It is the most plump, juicy. thing and you get to see it and they both have big fat chushies and it is just like so like hot and their bodies are just like insane like I'm not even attracted like ripped like musselty

bodies like that but it's just like I'm a romance novel queen now now let me ask you a question yeah do you watch this show with your man or it's a solo thing he hasn't seen yeah he's been he's been busy yeah he's been home for the holiday but I haven't I don't think he'd want to watch this I don't think he's into it I don't think he's really into like this gay kind of gay stuff but I think he should watch it I think it's very eye open it what is the show I have seen What's like the classic gay soap opera? Um, queer as folk.

Yes, yes, I've seen queer as folk. Yeah. And I feel like this is this generation's queer as folk. Kind of, yeah, but that's like really about like gay people

and like, you know, and being accepted. This is like behind the scenes. Right, right, right. It's like kind of putting gay people back. Well, I don't even know what happens to the looks.

Maybe they get out of like every, I guess everyone else knows, but I'm saving it for, I'm saving myself. That sounds like a better experience. I'm saving myself for the tuna melt scene. What? Gay piece of media was like your sexual awakening?

Um, I'm trying to it wasn't Ellen for sure. I'm not surprised to hear that. And it wasn't Sandra Bernhardt making out on Roseanne. Okay, why are you pointing to women? You are a gay man. I don't know. I don't really think I had a gay way.

My awakening was like, you know, seeing cute boys out of crushers on. Right, like very standard stuff. Yeah, yeah, Johnson and Taylor Thomas. Classic. At the time. Yeah, you're so Taylor's tracker with that. Yeah.

But I think the gay weekend, where did I see? I think maybe Jugee Hauser, knowing he was gay in real life. Oh, that was big for you, for the community. For me, just in general, that there was like other actors that were really gay, even if he wasn't playing a gay character. No, I think like early on with Jugi Hauser, like we found out that he was, he was homo. And I think that's something like that. Like seeing it, seeing representation in the media, the other option was, you know, Patri's Amora with AIDS and he died.

So it was like, you know, that wasn't a great representation. Right. At the time. Now, I feel like I've asked you this and I apologize if it's repetitive to people who have listened to like an episode of yours. But you're coming out journey. Yeah. Walk me through it. It never had to come out.

It was just obvious. It was obviously. It was like, if you have eyes, I was doing roller sets in my bedroom at like 12. Right. It was like,

the jig is up. So did you have like an official combo with your parents? No. Okay. I just started bringing boys home. Oh, great.

Love that. I know. So easy. I think my mom were like, Joey, are you queer? I'd be like, shut up.

Queer. I'm cracking up. Now, next up is a little, little girly news. Millie Bobby Brown. She has changed her name. She got married a year ago. She got married a year ago.

She's Juan Jovi. Yes. Now she is Millie Bonnie Brown Giovi. How do you sell she changed from Bobby to Bonnie? So Millie, yeah, wait, because she's Millie Bobby Brown. That's her first name. A Bobby Brown's her last name? Is it happening?

Millie Bobby Brown is her name. Like her OG name, her stage name. But is Bobby Brown, her hyphenated two last names? Or is Bobby her middle name? I'm not sure because now she's going by Millie Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi. Mb, B, B, B. Pick a struggle. bitch. I can't.

Yeah. No, she's not married to our friend that has the wine, is she? No, his brother. Jesse, our friend, Jesse. And I do understand, like, if you're marrying somebody whose last name is, you know, Bon Jovi, of course you're going to take it. That's like if I married a Rockefeller, you are going to catch me, Claudia Rockefeller. Like, it is what it is.

It's an interesting choice to wait one whole year after you get married. But, you know, they do a baby together now and sometimes, like you feel more. She's a baby? Yeah, they adopted a baby. Oh, my God. Oh, they adopted a baby? Yeah, so she wasn't pregnant. I remember seeing her pregnant.

Yeah, right. Well, good for them. I feel like now when you have, like, become more of, like, a family. That's when you change your name. She's been getting a lot of scrutiny. She's been, she had a hard run. Yeah, I mean, I guess everyone, it's hard to go from, you know, a shaved head girl. Yeah, right.

Eating Legos. Or eating egos. Sorry. And, yeah, she's getting that, you know, she grew her hair blonde and she can't, she's trying, everyone's trying to say she can't be sexual and like, you know, I get it. We've grown up in the media. I don't know about her. I feel bad for her.

Yeah. She's got a hard run. Now she had to go, now she's playing. again the new season of her new show. Now, let's say, hypothetical scenario, you get married. Yeah. You keeping your last name, you changing your last name? What are your thoughts on the movement? I think the thing is, if I was a young girl, I would definitely hyphenated it. I would get attached to my forehead. Now it's just like silly for me, like to change my name. Because you're like a public figure. Yeah, I have one foot in the grave, mama. Right. Yeah. And also, and also out of my

brand. I don't want to ruin my brand. But I think of it from the brand perspective. Like, it's hard enough to get people to know like your real name and then you have to confuse them. You have to be really, really famous. Yeah. Like when Kim did Kim Kardashian West, I do feel like it's, I don't know why she did that. I don't either, but I do you feel like it's stuck. Yeah. Like you have to be famous enough with Kim Kardashian. Yeah. To then change the name. Can I, I, I have, I'm having a spasm in my head. I have to get it out. Please. Wicked witch. Madam Marble, turn it around. Wicked witch. And I hate Megan Markle. So I'm like, Megan Markle. So I'm like, Megan Marble. That is, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up. Megan Marbles.

Madam Marble Flip it around Wicked Witch I'm so glad you brought that up Because What's her name? Michelle Yo is having A Lady Gaga moment

Where she had like made this joke In interviews for Wicked Like a couple of times And now somebody stitched together Like she had this funny little joke When Lady Gaga said You know there can be 100 people in a room And 99 of them don't believe in you

All it takes is one And now is Bradley Cooper And she said it 100 times in a hundred different interviews And they stitched it together And it became her thing Now Michelle Yo is having that with Madam Marble flip it around What do you get?

Wicked. She's so funny. I'm fucking obsessed. There's a comedian on TikTok that did like a thing of how it came about. Like she's, I forget I knew if she's blonde. She was so funny. She was like, she like, her skit was like saying to her like a fan. She was a fan meeting her.

It's like, oh, just I noticed one day. It's like this. And she goes, who else have you told this, Michelle? You said, she goes, no. And then she kills her. Right. And then, like, steals her idea. So funny.

It was really fun. Megan Markle, flip it around. Fucking bitch. Seriously funny stuff. I know. Anything new with Megan you want to discuss? No, I'm just annoyed that she has that fucking show and I don't. I know.

Are you going to watch? This is like the third season now. They're doing like a holiday spectacular. No, and I don't like all those celebrities. I know. Like I felt like me, Mindy Keland, what are you doing in there? Get out of the lines down. And that was really awkward.

Yeah, I love Mindy Kailing. She's my girl. Yeah. I don't like that. Do you ever watch Mindy Project? Oh, of course. I loved it. Yeah.

She was my all-time favorite character on the on the, on TV ever made so real. There was nothing like that at the time. Nothing. And there still isn't. And fun fact, you know, good guys. host Josh Peck is on. He has a little storyline in Mindy Project. I was just chatting with him and your husband the other day.

Oh yes, you were on their podcast. You know when that's cutting out? I don't know. I hope it didn't end up on the cutting room floor. No, we don't. But you know, the funny thing about the good guys. They like to bank it. They pre-recorded. Like, they're talking about the Oscars two weeks after the Oscars have aired.

You know, like that's just the good guys. And that's what makes them special. Yeah. So Millie Bubby Brown changing her name. And I just want to say I fully understand. Yeah, get it, girl. Yeah. That's going to be a hell of a lot of embroidery

on towels, though. Yeah, Millie, Bonnie, Brown, Bon Jovi. Yeah, I would just put a big B. Yeah, it just sort of sums it up. Jackie and I are pretty conflicted when we talk about, like, name-changing. Jackie and I legally, both of us, like, didn't change our names. Yeah. My friends, my friends don't do that same thing.

And it's not like we were taking a stand or anything. I think it was just pure laziness. And now, if you were to ask me, like, I'm sorry, no, I'm not doing it. What about your babies? Do you want to have the same name as your baby? I know. That's what's like, I'm fortunate. Like, who is this woman?

Yeah, like, stranger, call the police. It's a good question. And at this moment, like, I just don't care, you know. But again, I know people who think we're joking, but really for your career, you do need to keep it. Of course. And sometimes girls write in for, like, dear toasters talking about, like, giving up their names and how they struggle with it. And I don't think it should be, like, just the girls change their name. Like, I'm over that.

And I'm not, like, being, like, a radical, like, hairy armpit feminist. I just mean more, like, whose last name is better? Yeah. Who, you know, whose family has a better, more interesting legacy? True doubt. Sorry. Okay. Next up.

Everybody wants to kill me because, like, I've been talking so much about weight loss. Like, Remy was on yesterday. We did a whole episode. I'm sorry. Like, it's just who I am. I binge eight yes this weekend. So I almost didn't choose this story, but I do want to talk about Amy Schumer. She's, who's at this kind of turn?

Instagram talking about, you know, her weight loss. She's so much. Did she lose weight? Oh my God. She's one pound. Let me show you. You're going to die from this photo. Okay, girl.

We should post it on her Instagram. Two seconds. Hold on. Well, she struggled with things. She had a bad pregnancy. She had a bad pregnancy. She had a, like, kind of crazy condition where her face blew up. And like, it could have been really.

Right. Look, okay. So skinny. That's real? Yeah. No. Yes, her Instagram. That's AI.

No, it's not. Wow. Yeah. That's like when Adele came out and did her thing. So then she posted this video and it's raising a lot of like flags. She said it's just like it's like a video and has so much text over it. Like this is what it looks like and it's like moving in the background. I never wear jewelry.

I don't get Botox or filler. I didn't lose 30 pounds. I lost 50. Not to look hot, which does feel fun and temper. I did it to survive. I had a disease that makes your face extremely puffy that can kill you, but the internet caught it, and that disease has now been cleared. Sorry for whatever feeling this is giving you that I lost weight.

I've had plastic surgery over the years, and I use Manjaro. Sorry to anyone that lets, sorry to anyone that feels let down. I'm pain free. I can play tag with my son, and then she has like text sets sideways. Whatever ends up happening with me and Chris, her man's, her husband, has nothing to do with weight loss or autism. Fingers crossed that we make it through. He's the best.

He can't handle her new life. Happy to share more if anyone has questions about how I'm looking or feeling or where I am in my peri menopause process. Now, people freaked about the Chris thing. I feel like I don't know Amy Schumer, but I feel like she's joking. You know? Yeah, I feel like she's like she's so hot now. Her husband might leave her. Yeah, it's like a joke.

No, she might leave her husband because she's so hot now. Like it's a joke. I get that. That's exactly what I got from it. You know, me too. But everybody's like, where another, like, surfacing old thing she said about him? Like, I feel like they're fine. Like, I need everyone to come down.

And this is just what I was talking about with me yesterday. Like, whenever a woman specifically loses weight, like, they have to explain themselves in, like, an essay. Like, who gives a fuck? Jailie Roll's not explaining himself. Everybody's like, jelly roll looks amazing. Yeah, yeah. Like, who gives a fuck? Good for her, though.

Totally. She looks amazing. She looks amazing. And she's able to keep it up, keep it up with her son. What do you think, like, is your dream weight? Is there a number in mind? Probably like 180. Yeah, that's a good one.

Under 200 pounds for sure. Got it. When was the last time you were? Oh, I don't know. Probably 13. Birth? Yeah. Yeah.

Were you a big kid? I was, yeah. I was a skinny like, like a middle school, not middle school, a skinny like and elementary schooler, but then I blew up like middle school when I realized hot lunch. Like puberty, hot lunch, yeah. And what kind of like environment was your home? Like did you eat, like were you encouraged to eat a lot at home or were you encouraged like, would you like, yeah, eat a lot. Yeah. Yeah. No, like not a mom at all. We were picking out all the time. Because you're Italian and like, yeah, Sunday dinner. Yeah. So it was like, I was always chubby. And then like, you know, and then I got and then I became an erect sick like shortly after high school.

And I was 130 pounds. Oh, that's really, you too. You have to show me. I was, I looked like skeletal. Yeah, like not good. No, and I was trying to like, you know, be a supermodel and keep up with the gay scene at the time. It could be very toxic.

It was very toxic. And I remember I fainted once from not eating. My father woke me up, shoving food on my mouth, screaming, you're not a supermodel. You're not a supermod. That's very DJ Tanner review. Yeah, it was. And I was like, yes, I am.

Oh, my God. And I look at me. I still am. And now you're perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I would like to get down to like that. Okay. I could. I just got to put my mind to it. I know. It's so hard. And, you know, they say, like, you know, it's, you know, everyone's, like, losing all the weight on their, um, JLP 1 journeys. And for me, it's, I am losing it. But it's also, like, insurance and safety. It's like, you know, I know if I, if I start eating salads, I'll be, I'll, like, lose all the weight. But this is like, you know, I can play, I can, I can, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm a plateau queen. Right, right. Listen. Is it a plateau, French word?

No. Okay. It does sound. And it's spelled with that E-A-U. Tiel. Very French. I feel like if it was French, it would be like an accent. It's. It would be like an accent. the end, plateau. What's your favorite French word? Probably a baguette. It's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. And where do you think is the best baguette in the city?

I haven't really ventured into the French patisseries yet, but I haven't. I did order Cidorelli, and they do have French, the French ham I like there. Yep. They do have comtee cheese, C-O-M-T-E. I don't know how to say the right. Comtee. And in English, I don't know how to say. Right.

I don't know the translation. Yeah. And where do you think is best French food in the city? Have ever eaten that French yet? No, I haven't, but I'm looking for a French restaurant for my birthday. Frenchette is sick. I was going to go to La Cuckoo. Oh, very real house type of you.

Is that too, is that too, too, like, tacky? It's a little touristy, like, at this point. Yeah, okay, they don't know about that. But I'm not big in the French scene. But Daniel is, like, fancy ones like that is too high end for, like, me and Snook to be sitting at. Okay, that's my question. Like, what's the vibe?

Like, is it you and your man on a romantic thing? It's me and, like, Nicole and like, and a couple of friends. Just like, you know, fun night out, but I want it to be like, remind me of home. Right, right. But I don't want, I know without having to hop the pond. but I don't want it too, like, too, like, fancy where she's like, no one can eat anything. So they don't know how to, they don't have the palate. Right, right, right.

Escargo. I do. Yeah, but it is a little, thank you for saying that. I'm going to find something different. Is Frenchette chic though? Very chic though. Oh, so should go there instead? Yeah, very hard reservation to get.

Oh, so then. Get to work. I'm sure the toast are there. Get to work. If there is a toast. You have to get the roast chicken. It's like the best roast chicken in the city. Who do you know?

How can we get in there? I've only been there once. I've only been there once. with somebody else's reservation. Like, it's impenetral. You could, like, wait outside, you know. I can't do that. I know, I know.

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but take advantage of the sale, legacy box.com slash T-O-A-S-T. So there's a documentary. A shockumentary. A shockumentary. Okay. So Sean Didy Combs, this clip went viral from the trailer.

He was seen having a very heated conversation with his lawyer. It's a first look at the forthcoming Netflix documentary about his legal struggles. So Netflix dropped the 56-second trailer for Sean Combs, colon, the reckoning on Monday, including a clip of him

in a hotel room six days before his arrest. He said, we have to find somebody that will work with us that has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business, the Grammy winner said. He's on the phone with his attorney. Combs, who was wearing a blackout leisure set. And a array? No.

Just a regular head. He appeared anxious as he repeatedly bounced his knee up and down. We're losing, he angrily said. The following week, he was detained in charge with transportation to engage in prostitution, racketeering, conspiracy, and sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion. So I was shocked to see that there's footage. from this time. So he's consented to film.

And he also consented to releasing this. Right. So I'm curious, like, what angle the documentary, because 50 cent is in it. Did you see that? No, but that's... He's producing it. Oh. I'm confused about where the Combs documentary...

I think it's, like, trying to prove his innocence, like, receipts type shit. So he's producing it? But, like, I'm saying, like, he's probably trying to, like, make clear his name in some way and angle it in a way so people have feelings for him again so when he does get out he could have some sort of life

I'm assuming I have no idea what's going on this is 50 cents diddy documentary and that's you know 50 Centi has committed his life to destroying Sean Combs

Oh he is oh that's what I say because Sean Combe doesn't get involved I'm sorry 50 cents does not get involved in shade and like off shit he's like a real real person So it is executive produced

by his long time rival Curtis Jackson also known as 50s So this is a this is a A hit piece. It's a take down. What is it called? A scam. And I saw that they cut to 50 cent

like talking about the documentary and he is the biggest smile on his face. Like he cannot stop styling. Like I think he's so excited. And I actually think we need a ditty documentary. I feel like they make a documentary for everything. And sometimes, but there's so much. And I feel like I actually got lost in the sauce.

There's already a heist, a Louvre Heist documentary on Netflix. Is there? Yeah. Time by time they have like eyewitnesses that were in the room at the time. That's a good one. I would watch it. Well, I have to.

For my country. Right, right. For your country. For king and country. Now, did you serve in the French army? I, no, I served in the La La Laumeree district. It was a trench coat, though. Oh, got it.

On the street. Have you ever been to Amsterdam's Red Light District? No, my boyfriend was just there, though. Have you been to Thailand's like lady boy? No, not yet. No, I feel like maybe you should take a trip. I don't want to go there. That looks very desolate.

I have to ride a run on a motorcycle and then compete with all the other lady boys. It's like, it's my thing. I feel like your hat would fall off on a Vespa. terrible. But I go to Amsterdam. That looks lovely. Yeah, yeah. Like the Real House has the Beverly Hills.

But everyone goes to Amsterdam. Like, you know, back then it was like everyone went there because mushrooms and we, and we were illegal. Now you can have that here. Right. So like unless there's a more dangerous drug I can have that I can't get here, then I'm not really going up all over there. Amsterdam.

I'm sort of lost its allure. Yeah. Now are you ready for two-toasters, Joe? We are weekly advice segment? We try to help out the girlies in need. Yes. I love doing this. Now, I did choose these specifically for you.

Because I feel like, you know, sometimes we need brutal honesty and there's nobody better. Oh, yeah. I have no filter. So if you guys are interested in ever hearing from us, feel free to shoot us an email to your toasters at gmail.com, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box.

Both methods of submission are totally anonymous. And if you have written us and we haven't read it yet, it's either because it's boring or it's poorly written. So feel free to try again. Are you ready? Yes. Girlie's help. My 32-year-old brother is single, gay,

and has thinning slash balding hair. Oh, me too. He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's now growing his hair out longer. And respect, this is, this is my boyfriend. This is my boyfriend. I'm fucking crying.

Okay. He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's growing his hair out and respectfully it looks terrible. Sorry. I'm not laughing at you and the boy. I just want to say I'm laughing at Joey. How can I help him help himself

without being an overbearing, like, bitchy sister? He just moved to Minneapolis. He gets his hair cut at cost cutters, which I assume is like super cuts. Oh, my God. This man needs an intervention. It's the holiday, so I feel like I could gift him something

that would help any ideas. I would, nothing, gays love nothing more than a makeover. Yeah. Or like, makeover and montage. Yeah.

I would be like, let's, I would suggest to makeover, look at guys. Like, I think at this point, he's shaving his head might be the best thing,

like buzzing his head. Yeah. Take pictures of like Jason Stathom and like, you know, hot bald guys. I'm like, oh my God, look at this look.

And just, but don't even mention, talk about the clothes first and then he just happens to be bald, shaved head. What is like the consensus in the gay community about bald? Like,

It's, it depends on the person. Balding never looks good on anyone. No, not balding. Being totally bald, like shaving your back. Yeah, no, that looks, that's the most option you'd want because you don't, there's no other kind of option for people. And I think it looks the best. And most times they look better with their head shaved.

They definitely look better with their head shaved than the, like, the Larry David ring. Yeah, you can't have that. Terrible. You get a whole new persona with it. Like you have the, you know, a bad, like you're the villain all the sudden. So how do you suggest? I would show it maybe, I would, I would go to the, to the Gemini on Google Gemini. Oh, make some air renderings.

Of different styles. Or suggest Dr. Tretela for a hair transplant. From New Jersey, right. Well, I would love to know your financial situation. Are you in the business of being able to gift a hair transplant? Because that obviously seems like the clearly, like, the obvious choice. Am I? No, the girl writing in.

Oh, yeah, maybe. She said I want to maybe get him something for the holidays that will help. But like, can you get him hair transplants? Like, what's your financial situation? Or you can get him like a good lace from TikTok. A trip to Turkey. Yeah. Now, do you feel like it would be easy?

for her to help this brother if he was straight or if he was gay. Like, I feel like straightman. Straight would be easier. Yeah, they'll just do whatever you say. Yeah, because gay's going to need a pushback. Right. No one needs that. From the community.

From a disgruntled queen. Yeah. She's already, she's already ticked off. Okay, ready? Dear Jackson Claude, well, Joey and Claude. I recently hosted my father's birthday, and my younger sister offered to make a very beautiful ice cream Sunday spread instead of a typical birthday cake.

She brought ice cream and various toppings from her absolute favorite hometown ice cream shop and it was really wonderful. But when the party was over, she pulled out a cooler. And in typical little sister behavior, She packed her ice packs and took all the leftover ice cream. I will say it was a little expensive for ice cream, but I'm worried that she does this at like other parties with other friends. How do I handle telling her?

She should have just left the leftovers without hurting her feelings. I do love how much she helps out when it's needed, but I'm a concerned big sister. Well, big sister being the operative because she wants to eat all the ice cream. Yeah, of course, big, fat, big sister. Yeah. Now the thing is like does your sister have a, let's pretend like your sister has a pattern of bringing a cooler to different affairs.

You're at a tuna party. She brings a wagon. Right. One of those. Taylor Taylor Stricker has it What's that thing called The Huskyer

With an H The Wheely thing Hoken Yeah yeah Is she bringing a Hoken back To all like dinner parties Then the thing is you do have to have an intervention But if she did something nice

And just wanted to take the ice cream home with her Like you're being a little bit of a bitch Yeah I think the option I don't I think the same thing As we go to a house party You bring wine or liquor Something you take it back with you Oh do people do that?

I'm not at my house Of course I'm clipped Let me ask you a question What is your take on like leftovers because I... Get it out. Yes, okay. Get it out.

I don't want anything in the house ever. I throw things out. I call my cleaning lady once a week to come on our off day just to like to take shit out of the house. I don't want it. Jackie and Ben call me the sweeper because I'm always like sweeping shit up. I'm throwing away family heirlooms. Like I'm throwing away everything. Get it out.

I hate shit. I didn't know that about you. That you have a sweeper energy as well. And I'm the same. I hate leftovers. I have never once taken something home and eaten it the next day. Like I know it's a waste of money, of food and there are people dying who. I know.

I'll do it if I know I'm going to be wasted and I want to pig out. Like I pre-know that I'm going to be a fat pig and like want to like eat it. Uh-huh. And I'll do that. But like, yeah, leftovers. First of all, like at the house, I'm never going to eat it again. And then I just don't have room in the fridge. I want everything out of the fucking house.

So I give away everything. Me too. I have Costco sized things of like to go to containers in my closet. You would think it's a, you would think I work in like a restaurant. Just get everything. Get it out. So when you cook because you're like a big chef. I cook overly.

I make so much food. You do. And then what do you do with it? I end up giving it away or like throwing it out. Oh, I know. I'm the same way, but like, I just hate shit in my house. Is that tower load? Yes.

So my lip liner, if anyone wants to know, this is Tower 28 shade. I feel like I've penciled off the shade, you know. O1C4. And I'm pairing it with this road lip peptide. Oh. Have you tried these? I haven't tried that one, but I know they have the phone case with it. I'm wearing homeoplasm.

It's you can only get it in Paris. It's a nipple cream that they use for nursing mothers. Yeah, I'm familiar. It's called Atlantino. It's a brand. Yeah, I used it. It's a French brand, actually, called Lancerone. Oh, and also, lanolin.

They both make nipple cream. And when I was, like, needing nipple cream, put it right on my lips. It's better than, like, aquifer. My plums. Tower, I was telling you earlier, there's a gay porn site called Tower Lode. And I was looking for the spray because my friend wanted, I wanted to get that red spray. So I went to, Tower 28 makes a spray. Oh, setting spray.

I thought you meant a red spray from the porn site. No. So then I called, so I went to Sivia, to Sephora, and I was like, like, do you guys have tower load? Oh my God. And she's like, tower load. She goes, Did she Google it? No, then, no, she didn't Google the thing. She goes, oh, you mean Tower 28? It's like, oh, that's what it is. Oh, my God. And she wrote married the Tower 28. What's your porn website of choice? Hamster, ex-hamster. Is that for animals?

No. Oh, whoa, okay. I don't know what it's called that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. I was confused. I don't know why it's called that, but I think that's the, the one I used to use, yeah. Would you ever be a porn star, Joey? If I, if I was endowed and had the body. Yeah. be disgusting. Right, right, right. Yeah. God knew not to give me a big dick. I actually, I really ran through. I actually, like, shouted a thing like what I would be like if I was like always my life, like very naturally thin and small. Like I would end up like, but I think I don't the thing is if I, that's a hard question. If I always had that, I probably wouldn't be a pig. But since we've been fucked with our whole lives, like, you know, with our bodies, it's like,

if I finally got that, then I would be disgusting. Right, right, right. Right. I'm not going to give it up now. Right, right, right. Yeah. All right. Next step. Hello, Jackson Claude. I need your advice on how to respond to declining my father-in-law's friend requests on not one but two social media platforms. In the past, I know my father-in-law has been using his late wife's phone, watching my stories on her Facebook and Instagram page. And with the holidays coming up, I know I'm going to be asked about it and I get a pit every time I think about addressing it. I have zero problem with conversation, but out of respect to my husband, I'd like to try

to maintain a level of cool. My husband does not have social media and I know that my father-in-law uses it to see photos of our kids. I just don't find it necessary to be friends with him on social media. Thanks. A swirly need of some help with the words. I originally when I first heard it, it sounded like there was a creepy undertone to it. Then I just heard about like, he's just an old widowed man.

He wants to see his grandkids. Like that, I was like, oh, I feel bad now. Yeah. So every now and then, we do have to set a deer toaster straight. Because we usually try to take the side of the girl. Like, if you're writing into deer toasters, you're always right. Yeah. Every now and then we get hit with something like this.

Like your poor widowed father-in-law just like using his dead wife's phone so we can see pictures of your grandkids, girl, except the fucking friend request. Like, seriously, how evil are you? And unless you're posted like pictures like you and your bikinis and your girls, you and your girlfriend's girls trips. I think if you're just posing pictures of the kids and his son and stuff, I think it's, you know, it's sweet

and he wants to just see that. I completely agree. Can I try on your bray? Yeah, I'd be honored. I thought you never ask. You don't have license. No, I don't have it yet. Which side, right or left?

I think it's a woman's own choice. I think that side looks better on you. Okay. Whatever side of your part? Is that your head? Where do you part your hair? Do you go that way? Okay, I don't look fun.

You look like I'm delivering newspapers. My whole tits are out. I don't even send anything. Okay, wait. I'm like really struggling. Okay, okay, how's that? I love this set. How do I look?

It's very chic. Is it? No, you look like you should go into the Christmas spookacular. The tree lighting. Can you get me invited to the tree lighting? Do any toaster's work at the tree lighting? Can I say I've literally never looked more gorgeous? I know.

Now, in the, I'm looking at the monitor. They come in every color. Next time I go to Paris, I'll get you on. Oh, is this straight from Paris? Yes. Are you kidding? I don't have an imposter. Okay, like, I just like can't really keep it on.

It's like hard. I have a Harry Josh pen you can use. Now, okay. Like in the camera, it looks really stupid. But I just want to say in the pictures that I'm taking, it looks amazing. And look at these curtains. Can I have these curtains? You'll have to talk to Chris.

That's really gorgeous. And what materials that made of? It's cashmere. Really? Where'd you buy it? No, my boyfriend got it for me. He was my boyfriend. Can we talk about your boyfriend?

Yes, we have the honored. He's been coming up on my TikTok, so I've been like, you know, stalking a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did you guys meet? We met. It was after we had, I was at a work party for Barstool, and we had, had this, we had this like, um, Christmas, was it Christmas? Oh, summertime. It was the end of like summer party for, um, we had it, Mr. Purple on the rooftop. Mm-hmm. This is where I'm aging myself.

Um, and then after we went to some bars, we was bar hopping on the Bowery and I just, I walked, and oh, we had, we rent to the bar out sort of like the back room for whatever. And I walk in and I just saw, he was the first person I saw and I walked in there. And I was like, you know, I have no shame. So I said to him, I made a pass to them walking in. What did you say? I said, yo, you got a fat ass. So romantic. Like, it's insane. And then we started, you know, then we started flirting throughout the night and stuff.

And then, yeah, then we just kind of met and started hanging out. That's really beautiful. Yeah. And another question for you. And the toasters were really mad at me for the last couple of times, not asking you this. Oh, my God. What's the tea that you don't pat, don't follow each other on Instagram anymore? The tea is I never followed him to begin with.

Oh. So I didn't. So it was always like, it was always like, we always had like at the beginning. I always had like that, like, rivalry thing with him. So it was like, it was a joke at the beginning. I didn't follow him. And then once you left, you didn't feel the need to follow to keep up. No.

What do you think about out and about still going on without you? Oh, is it? Yes. Oh, good. And what do you think about that? I think it's great. Yeah. Get it, girl.

I saw Kathy Griffin was on. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, she was also on the good guys podcast. I saw that. I did see that. You know, good. Keep it up, girl. Keep it up.

Yeah. Now what's new for Joey. I hear you have a brand deal launching today. I'm not allowed to speak of it. Oh, you're not. Oh, I am allowed to speak of it. of it, but you're not allowing me to speak of it. Well, here's the thing.

One of today's sponsors is Minky Couture, which we love. Don't forget to use our code. And Joey is actually about to become a new brand ambassador for the brand, the Birken bag of blankets. Yes. And we're so honored to have you joined the Minky family. I am. Thank you very.

I'm so excited. And not only that, I have my ring sizer coming from Ring Concierge from Sydney. Free product. Today. So I am getting a nice ring. I love that. I'm so glad that you are, I know you're not getting health care from. your time here at the toast, but you are getting free product, which is almost better than

healthcare. Yeah. I finally got, Simon, our friend Simon Huck. You got candles? No, I need candles. I got let me, let me. Oh, oh, also good. Yeah, I got, I got all, I think every one of Yeah, they have like the fake GLP one. It's like a, like a nature or so type of thing. It's pargy. Yeah, I didn't get that one in the mail. I already have that my draw. On the sleepy ones, I took one, I took two last night. I love those sleeping ones. They taste so good. I want to eat more, but I'll get in trouble. What does Joey keep in his night? nightstand. Oh, I can tell you. Yeah. I have my aquifer stick. Of course. Oh, the stick. I like the stick. Okay, so I have the stick also on my nightstand right now. It's not my favorite. What is your favorite? I like to squeeze it out of the little tube.

I put too much on then. Yeah, of course, nothing comes out on the stick. You rub it under your eyes like this. You have to put it under your eyes. Oh, really? Oh, it plumps. Really? Yes. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. I just have that. I have a tissue box. I have a dipteeat candle. And I have a picture of me in Bay. Where's the picture from? Paris. No, it's from the Hamptons. Such world travelers. But then on his nightstand, I have... Do you guys live together? No, but he just spends a lot of time.

Yeah, when he sleeps on his side. I have, I think, so, you know... Oh, I have flowers on each... Lovely. Are you a big cuddler? I am, but I get hot very quickly. Of course. Yeah.

And what about, are your big spoon or a little spoon? I don't want to assume. Yeah, I'm just huge, yeah, so... No, and your man's so, like, cute and small. Petit. Yeah, petite. I love that. Which are men do for work?

if you don't mind me asking. He is in between careers right now. Love that. Aren't we all? Creative. He's going to do something creative. A creative. Yeah.

And what did you say is your favorite thing about your boyfriend? His confidence. I love that answer. Yeah, he's just crazy confident. Where do you get your confidence from? That's the only thing I got that I had. It was people get what they have and that's when I got. Right.

That was the card you were dealt. Yeah. I love that. Comedy and confidence. I think we both have that. Yes, 100%. get anywhere with that. We don't need to be hot. We're hot in our own right. We are like insanely gorgeous. But yeah, I know what you mean. Like we get invited places because like, it's not fun

if we're not there. Yeah. I love that. Like we don't really work hard. It's just we're giving things because of our personalities. I don't feel like this is going to be your last time. Because like I said, I'm no, please. I do have some. Next week is my last week. Is it? Before Christmas break. Who's here tomorrow? Oh, a really good one. But I don't want to say. I want to surprise. Are you off camera? Of course. So I do think I'll have space for you next week. Okay, good. For my final hurrah. Right. I don't want to say goodbye. It's not a goodbye. It's not a goodbye. It's a see you later.

But then, do you have your own bedroom at Jackie's house? I do. Do you think she'll let me stay there when I get... Did she have a pool? She does. Oh, my God. Yeah. I do think she would let you stay there.

Are you looking to take a trip? I can't right now. I'm saving my miles. What are you saving them for? Your next trip to Paris? Yeah, I have to go. I'm trying to get there for my birthday, but no one wants to come with me.

What miles? I use Delta. Why would no one want to come with you? No, they would. I don't know. They would probably. You should go to Paris for your birthday. Fuck Lecuckuckoo.

Yeah. Go to the real one. Go to the real one. Go to the real Paris burn. You should. I want to. I only have 45,000 miles left, though. You need a state-sponsored visit.

Like the Parisian Board of Tourism. That's what I want to do. I'm trying to get over there and do that. Right. I love that journey for you. Or if someone wants to be in my own travel show. Perhaps like a Minky Couture. Like you take a Minky to the Eiffel Tower.

Yes. Let's pitch an idea to Minky for a birthday trip for Joey. That sounds perfect. I love that. I do as well. Well, I always appreciate your time. I love coming here. It's my second home.

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