The Toast - Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the toast. Cut your pants on fire. Tell me you're a liar. Tell me you're a liar. Trust me. I have spent my morning sat in my makeup chair watching EFF's pod. Same.

I don't know how the hell we're supposed to wait until the first story to talk about it. Like, seriously, fuck that square-headed fuck. I hate that ugly loser so much. And I am so proud. So fucking proud. I never liked him. And I never turned on Brianna LaPaglia like you other snitches did.

Now I see everyone on social media like, oh Brianna bitch, you were the ones who turned on her. I didn't. Okay. It's, you don't feel so good to be on the right side of things. Well, I still have like 20 minutes left in the pod, but I've got the gist.

No, by the way, she tells the craziest story. You'll have to tell me. Two stories at the end. Okay, you'll have to tell me when we talk about it. So I haven't even gotten to like what social media's reaction. Like I have no idea what people are saying. Like are people riding with Brie? Of course.

They're like, oh, you know, and she has, I mean, should we get into it? No, just finish this conversation and then we'll get into like what she said in the podcast. She said on the podcast like that she really lost herself like if you see look at her social media like you can see like the girl that she was before this relationship is not the girl that she is after it and during it and everyone's like oh you know I loved Bree and like I really I see that you know like I could see like I did unfollow her because I like you were on the hater train and I wasn't like this feels it feels good to know. Like I'm, I'm not like some of these bitches, you know? Yeah, no, I'm so proud of her. The $12 million

thing. I was at dinner last night. We have to wait. Like, okay, but now I'll segue. I'll segue out. Um, because I was at dinner last night when Margo, we were like both just like waiting for eight o'clock, but we went to dinner at seven 45 and like, Margo was like, Oh my God, he offered her $12 million in an apartment in New York and a house. And she turned it down. Andaret was like oh my god he offered her 12 million dollars in an apartment in new york in a house and she turned it down and i was like just stop honestly i was like i didn't know he had that much money yeah yeah yeah that's definitely something people are talking about too because i haven't put a red cent in his pocket oh yeah that's another thing to feel good about like did not contribute to the richification or the famification of zach bryan one iota over here right so our hands are clean.

We are going to dive into the full podcast recap in part, in story one of the day, I assume. I mean, we are going to be doing Queenie and Meanie, although it's just so clear. It's so clear. But maybe we'll have- To even do the segment is like a slap in the face to the common sense of our listeners.

It's true. But maybe we'll have like more to add as we anoint. Yes. And I actually was only able to watch the podcast this morning because last night I was out at the theater. Have you ever been to the famous Apollo Theater? Yes. You have? It's uptown?

Yeah, it's in Harlem. What did you see there? Darius Rucker. Oh, classic. Well, the Joan Rivers tribute show that I went to last night was for uh was at the Apollo and they the like when Brian said like I have tickets do you want to come he sent us the poster and there was like a lineup of people like pretty like decent lineup um so I was really excited but they didn't put anybody on the lineup like who was actually there

it was star-studded and it was all filmed for NBC. There were cameras everywhere. They didn't say exactly what it's going to be. Who were the stars? So, Tiffany Haddish, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser, Joel McHale. Who else? Who else? Who else? I don't want to spoil it for when it gets televised.

And then, like, a bunch of other comedians who, like, you know and like, but, like, big, big stars. Yeah, the big names. Yeah, yeah. It was shocking to see. Who was the best? That's a really good question good Aubrey Plaza was there so and I knew this and I was being such a know-it-all like because between every comedian they had like a package it was a big screen and it was like archival footage of Joan it was a combination of like so much stuff from her documentary I was

literally like honestly quoting it if you ask Taylor Donahue she wished she sat next to someone else I was literally finishing the sentences I'm it. If you ask Taylor Donahue, she wished she sat next to someone else. I was literally finishing the sentences. I'm like, but so much of the show was about, did you tell her how we had walked through the apartment? No,

no, I didn't actually. It didn't come up. You'll have to text her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really the whole show

was kind of built around the fact that like Joan wrote so many jokes and she had this crazy filing system. It's in the documentary. She like put them all, she would write jokes and once they were done, she would put them in this filing cabinet. She would write jokes and once they were done she would put them

in this filing cabinet. She would type them up on index cards and file them based on different categories and they were just like reading some of her jokes and the RB Plaza

did a whole segment of like Joan jokes that haven't aged well. It was like really funny. And then so the whole event was for charity. It was for God's Love We Deliver which is if you watch

a documentary Joan's like favorite charity which started as an organization to like send meals medicated meals to AIDS patients and now it's like for the whole city. If you're elderly if you watch a documentary, Joan's like favorite charity, which started as an organization to like send meals, medicated meals to AIDS patients. And now it's like for the whole city. If you're elderly, if you're sick and you don't have meals,

like they deliver meals. And so they were auctioning off some of the OG index cards for, and the starting price for an index card was $5,000. Like I was, I was gonna like auction, get involved, but then they were like starting price 5,000. I'm like for index card that's really crazy I know so somebody oh you know who bought the first one sitting right in front of me Lorraine Schwartz oh wow what did one go the

most for nothing so literally nobody was bidding like they should have started at like a thousand dollars yeah because after a while Lorraine Schwartz was like okay I'll do it then the second one like nobody did it and I saw some producer raise his hand so they obviously like just to keep the show moving and then the third person they gave out to free for someone in the audience like it was the I was I didn't want to be cheap but if they were like five thousand five thousand I would have I wanted to be like a thousand I would have spent a thousand like yeah they should have started at a hundred for charity like you overpay but five thousand dollars for an index card like is absurd of which there are thousands well there she in her career wrote 77 000 jokes there are 77 000 index cards so um that would mean the value of all of the index cards is

77 it's not a value because it's not like a real value it's for charity so it's like it's all obscene obscenely overpriced but they weren't auctioning off 77 000 of them just no no but like just the idea it's still it's about value yes you might overpay because it's for charity but like it's based on the value of something well you really can't put a price on honestly if they were auctioning off the one card that she read in her documentary when she's explaining to the documentarian like all these different jokes she pulls out a random one it is so funny she's like why should I learn how to cook so my husband can say my wife makes a great roast to some hooker if they had pulled that one because I literally remember that you could buy that for five thousand dollars and get it framed yeah I would but the

jokes they kind of gave away like three not great ones oh yeah the curation you didn't answer my question who was the best person oh oh oh let me really truly think. You could even say two if there was like two really great people. Nikki Glaser. It's actually insane how Nikki Glaser like is the funniest bitch on the planet. Like and she really, she went, the thing is Joan, if you're like a female comedian, like Joan means so much to you. And that was coming through from everyone. Even Chelsea Handler was like my entire career I have been, you know, everyone compares you to Joan. And it's like the greatest honor you could ever.

And then Nikki Glaser was like everybody, everyone compares you to Joan and it's like the greatest honor you could ever. And then Nikki Glaser was like, everybody, everybody compares me to Joan. And I'm like, not in a physical way. Right. She was being really funny. And it was like, it was interesting to see people toe the line between being funny, but being really genuine and like really sincere. Cause Joan means so much to female comics and like Nikki really slayed it. And she was, she talked a lot about like Joan's plastic surgery and like her openness about that and like how she gets made fun of for it but like at the time when when she would talk about it it was so you know out there and crazy and now like everybody lying to you like saying they drink a lot of water because they have like a perfect face is like Joan Joan was just different and what was so great is like these little packages between remember a couple

of years ago we did a story that like somebody bought all the archival like comedy stand-up footage of Joan and they were like gonna do something with it I feel like maybe this is part of that because I was like watching clips from her stand-up from her old um late night show that I have never seen it was that was the best part I was like can we get more footage of that please so I'm sure they're gonna put it all together and make it like a nice special and it was it was excellent it was just nice to see like somebody getting there I feel like we're always honoring people who like stink Joan was that bitch Joan was a queen like it was it was and she would have loved being like revered like that because she you know she was very turdy and jacks coated she had a chip she had the chip of all chips that like she wasn't taken

seriously and like really respected for the icon that she was um and I loved that they had like she is really respected but it's still not enough like what she is and what she was like she doesn't get enough respect and there can never be enough respect most of the comedians there like had met her and had stories about her which was so nice because like Joel McHale and Chelsea Handler went back to back talking about like that time at E where everybody was like working in the same studio and and Joan was like actually a delight and like a pleasure to work with and then Melissa Rivers closed the show with this like letter that Joan had written like if you guys ever do honor me please read this like and it was really funny so oh and it was

star-studded in oh but the craziest thing is that literally we're about to show's about to start me and Ben sit down someone taps me on my shoulder I turn around who is it my mother-in-law so you and she brought me on my shoulder. I turn around. Who is it? My mother-in-law. I said, you? And she brought me a snack. She knew I was going to be there, but she didn't tell me she was going to be there. She brought me a snack. I was so nice.

Did Ben know she was going to be there? No, we were shocked. I think she wanted to surprise us, but she had tickets and we had tickets. Jen, what's her name? Luann de la Seps was there. Lorraine Schwartz was sitting right in front of me. It was very New York theater crowd.

It was fabulous, and I had never been to the Apollo before. It's really, I knew it was special. Yeah, it is. And it's gorgeous inside. Yeah. So that's what I did last night and then ran home and started watching a little bit of

BFFs, but it was late. So I watched most of it this morning. Yeah, I watched all of it this morning. And I can't believe there's so much juice at the end that I didn't even get to see. But I was out last night. And then when I got home, I might have started to watch it. But then I saw what was going on in Amsterdam which we need to talk about and I had nothing but a pit in my stomach and didn't want to watch anything like fun or funny

Pittsville USA you might not have seen what happened in Amsterdam last night because like per usual like nobody gives a damn about the Jews but um there was a pogrom in Amsterdam last night the Tel Aviv Maccabi soccer team was playing a soccer match in Amsterdam against Ajax, whatever that is. So, like, a bunch of Israelis flew to support their team. Yeah. Like, people knew that, you know, lots of Israelis were in town. Right. And they were staying in hotels.

And, like, many groups, I think it was maybe, like, hundreds of extremists, like, organized. It was very organized is what they said, like organized outside of train stations. Like as soon as the fans came out of the stadium, they were like hiding in alleys and like cutting off entry points outside of train stations, outside of hotels where they knew the Israelis were staying and viciously, physically, violently attacked Jews,

stabbing them, running them over with cars. Some of them jumped into the canal while the others stood there um and it was really stabbed people are people are missing yeah Israel had to send two passenger planes to literally pick people up to get the fuck out of that because the police were doing nothing um the whole time if you watch the videos they and they filmed themselves it was very like October 7th style Hamas coded yeah they're filming themselves like making these Jews say free Palestine.

They're saying this is what's going on in Gaza. So this is what happens when you globalize the Intifada. It's just beautiful, isn't it? Bella Hadid's dream. And it was so, so upsetting to see like. And then waking up this morning and see how like American News reports it. Like the New York Times has vicious anti-Semites.

I fucking hate that. It was a soccer led fight. It was a soccer. Yeah, they make it seem like, you know, when someone goes to York Times has vicious anti-Semites. I fucking hate that. It was a soccer-led fight. It was a soccer. Yeah, they make it seem like when someone goes to a football game and they beat up a fan. Yeah. That's not what it was.

No, not at all. It was very coordinated. It's like, you know, just blatant anti-Semitism. Again, but anti-Semitism is not related to anti-Zionism, even though they're bringing up Jews and telling them to free Palestine.

But no, no, no. It's just a conflict about land, right? You know, if you are a Jew living in Europe, like it's so dramatic to say, but like get the fuck out. Like seriously. I mean, we've always thought that, but this is one step further.

It's that a Jew can't visit Europe because it wasn't like Jews living in Amsterdam. You know what? We'll be okay. We'll be okay. They don't even have air conditioning over there. Come to America. It's great here.

Yeah. No, that you can't even go to a soccer game in Amsterdam. Like, and there were so many comparisons drawn to like Anne Frank. That's the city that she grew up in. Like, I mean, know how her story ended in that. Like Amsterdam isn't safe for Jews in 2024 to live or to even visit. Yeah. Is so crazy.

Like Europe is so far gone yeah do not go and do not come do not go do not go that was really upsetting and even more upsetting to like wake up and then see like how it's being spoken about I mean people don't know and if they do know they think it's like a soccer kerfuffle yeah like I knew about it like from our family chat so like then I went looking to see what's going on and like, you really have to go like deep in X and like find the tweets of people who are sharing this stuff.

But it's not like headline news where it's everywhere you go. Like it's very possible that you didn't even hear about this yet. And it's so important that you do because it was like serious, like 1930 style pogrom. That's what they used to be called, like back in Germany, back in Russia, when like gang violence would like organize themselves and attack Jews attack Jewish businesses and last

night it was Jewish soccer fans Israeli fans so much so that Israel had to send two rescue planes to get the people out of there and the police were doing nothing they they broke into the hotels where they were saying throwing fireworks into the windows of hotels beating up fathers who are with their children beating up women don't you care about women it's don't you care about women no you don't it's disgraceful um it was really hard to watch and like i'm i'm sorry like trigger warning no this is happening the footage is beyond graphic these filmed by the people who did it they are so proud they weren't caught they were proud so that happened right so that's why I didn't watch BFFs last night so this morning yeah I didn't want to like you know ruin the experience

like I wouldn't have yeah and like I didn't want to associate the two so then this morning while I got ready I watched my BFFs. It's the perfect thing to watch. Oh, okay. I'm just gonna say one thing and then let's just get into it. Okay. I do have some notes production wise. Like I can't believe they didn't get together.

Were you in a Hamas tunnel? Like what was with that? The quality? I was shook from Josh Richards is like hotel room blurry. I can't believe they the remote setup like was really pretty seamless but I can't believe they didn't get to get maybe they got together for the first one that they kept alluding to I can't believe that they didn't get together because for the most part they don't but like wherever Brie is like she has been in this house that I guess she was referring to a lot

she had like a full studio Josh she went to someone in barstool no I'm saying up until this point they never record record in person. And it's completely fine. Like they all really, the three of them have premium setups. That it's seriously like the toast. But for the fact that it's fine that they weren't together. But two out of three of them were, where the hell was, that was the scariest looking studio Brianna was in.

Was he in Milan? Because he said he got on a plane to Milan when Bri called him. But like he didn't even bring a podcast microphone. He was using his wired headphones. Like I was shocked. Even though the quality was fine of the audio. The video was really blurry. And Brianna was like in a professional studio, like, hello, a light? Yeah.

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I think the biggest the main theme from the podcast is that in the last few weeks since they broke up his team has offered her 12 million dollars to sign an NDA and not speak about the relationship plus a house and an apartment in New York the money would have been paid out over three years she went back and forth with deciding whether or not to take the money as did Dave and Josh. They did not know how to advise her. Yeah I thought that was interesting that she was like leaning on them and you know it's smart. Dave is a smart person especially when it comes to money so I thought that was wise of her. In the end she decided not to take the money and I think that really shocked a lot of people and I think

it also shocked a lot of people who maybe have never been in a relationship like that because, you know, $12 million is $12 million. But I was reading because someone in the toast was like, would you have taken the money? And all these people were commenting and everyone was like, honestly, yeah. But then people were like, no, I've been in a relationship like this. And like, there's no amount of money that you can't put a price on your own freedom. Like when you're out of it, like no amount of money is even enticing to you. Like to have your, your voice stripped from you is so, you were in a relationship for

a whole year where your voice was stripped from you. So like, I think it's really unbelievable to a lot of people. Then a lot of people are like, well, she's rich, she's famous. And actually Barstool notoriously like pays their talent, like not a lot of money. If she was a podcaster and an influencer, like free of a Barstool contract, she's famous. And actually, Barstool notoriously like pays their talent, like not a lot of money. If she was a podcaster and an influencer, like free of a Barstool contract, she probably would make a lot of money. But she makes a salary from Barstool that I'm sure is, you know, generous, but it's not what people probably think someone at that level makes. So many interesting things. I mean, when her Barstool contract was up and she offered her

double the money to not work there. Yeah. Just to like, I don't know, lay around and follow him. I'm so proud of her that even in the relationship when she was still like under his spell that she said no to that because. Yeah, that was shocking. He was making her like hate, she said herself, her job, her coworkers. So I'm so glad that she said no to that. But I also think dollars and cents wise of

course like you don't want to take the money because I can't be bought and like my story and my truth like you can't silence me but I also think when you break it down like four million dollars over three years for an influencer at her level I know she has a barstool contract but I think Dave is going to be very generous with her he said he would buy her bronco he said he would give her the money I think all of the money made from yesterday's episode will go to Ms. Chicken Fry LLC. Because there was a lot of ads. And I have some notes for Dave on reading ads.

But yeah, there was Game Time. There was Raising Cane's. There was also YouTube ads. Yep, yep. I think they made a lot of money on that episode. I think it will all go to her. Maybe even all the Dish Track stuff would go to her. I think she'll make a lot of money.

And we read the creator list recently. And if you're a pretty big size creator, you can be making about like $2 million a year if you're decent at the job. So like, I think over time she can out earn that money. But if she signed it and she didn't tell the story, and as Dave said, like BFF's pod was going to end soon anyway. And especially if she didn't share anything

about the breakup because she couldn't. I think that would affect her career in the same way that the last year affected her career where she wasn't being herself and it really affected the BFFs pot I was shocked to hear them say that like I received that like just as a consumer I feel like it kind of fell off a little bit yeah but for Dave to say like yeah we were gonna end it one because like I'm a little too old to be talking about like internet drama but like two like we weren't like doing much yeah yeah so I think that if she signed the NDA and like didn't share the truth that it would affect her earning potential because people were sort of like waning in their interest from her and that's the other thing that's what's so fucked up about this whole thing is like he made her into a version of herself that like the internet hated.

And if you could, like the reception on TikTok before she started dating Zach Bryan and now after is so different. Like she really, like that's valuable. That's part of your job, how people see you, how they engage with you, how they follow you. And like for him to have stripped that from her, it's so textbook abuse and like isolating you from your friends and family, from your career from

your job it's so many things that he stripped from her and the fact that she's only been out of it for two weeks and she's able to see it so zoomed out Jackie she's 25 yeah like she's very simple first of all extremely smart and well-spoken but like just to see these things like I think it takes some people months and years to really kind of zoom out and understand what they went through and dissect random moments being like, oh yeah, that was abuse. That was narcissism. She kind of woke up in an instant and it's beyond impressive how mature she is for her

age. I was shocked when I found out she was 25. Yeah, very, very mature. And also I liked what she said when it's like, there's obviously stuff about him that he doesn't want out there because that's what the $ million dollars for like whatever he's struggling with whatever you know even just a lot of things and she was like I didn't not take the money so I could like tell all his secrets I didn't take the money so I can say what happened to me what I experienced and I could like go forth and tell my story but she's not spilling his secrets and sharing all the dirty

details about him and that's why like she really is being so um respectful about it as much as she can while also like she had a public relationship she's having a public breakup and so she if the if she wants the public like to care for her still and like be invested like she also has to do that last chapter which she wouldn't have been able to do and if there wasn't that then that's not what being an influencer is no because she still is protecting him and she's not you know when you break up with somebody she even protected him by telling us that he called them idiots and not our words yeah that was interesting I could see when she read the text when Dave read the text

of the screenshot she's like holding her head because she's like she's even protecting because now people know he uses that word and like now we know for him to have gone up to like if you would have asked me like how much money do you think Zach Ryan offered Brianna to like not talk about their I would have said like maybe two million dollars the fact that it was 12 is indicative of something greater right and and she's not but he's such an idiot because if he had just ended the relationship with a modicum of decency and respect she obviously has a lot of love for him. She would not have gone,

she would have probably continued to protect him and talked about it in her personal life, but that's it. He's such an idiot to do the whole thing via text, treat her, speak to her so fucking disgustingly. Even when they're showing screenshots, get your shit out. Like, fucking monster. Like, if he had just acted

with the smallest bit of grace, they would seriously, we would not be here, we would not be having this conversation, and he wouldn't have even needed to pay he could have even like broken up with her went to Oklahoma had the conversation over text just not been on Raya let her announce the breakup when she wanted to and let her like go forth and heal but yeah it would have saved him 12 million dollars potentially and then also whatever this is about to do right she gave him a lot of rope and he hung himself with it like he is so dumb I every little window into who he was okay so you didn't get to this

story it was I can't believe they saved it to the end Jackie was so shocking two things one you know one night one morning she woke up and was singing last night we let the liquor talk and literally they didn't talk for a week you singing someone else's song in my house in my apartment that I paid for like fucking crazy lunatic okay oh my god but this other story like is really and all the stories she told her obviously something that she's comfortable sharing she's and when she in the first clip she was talking about how um there was a night in I think December she was. She was like, unspeakable things happened. I don't know what happened, but I feel like she's still not sharing really what went. I wouldn't be surprised if there was different forms of abuse.

Because she wasn't sharing all that. But the story she told at the end is for her birthday. So December being like 11 months ago. I was having a hard time with the timeline. I know, so was I. Hold on, December being 11 months because we're only in November yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so it's her birthday he's on tour you know and as a gift he like rented this like huge house on the water in New Hampshire for her family

and her friends and her to all go and then he's like I'm gonna come and she's like okay great and then like the whole time leading up he's's like complaining, like, I'm going to be tired. Like I've worked so hard. She's like, don't come, please don't come. Of course he comes. The first night they're doing like, you know, bonfire and beers, like chill, you know, she's like kind of like earthy like that. All of her friends are sitting around, they're sitting around the fire and like, she could just tell like, it's going to be bad. He is like making little jabs at people, like not being the kind of boyfriend. And she was like kind of panicked about it. She was like, okay, I'm going to bed.

It was 1130. And she thought he would follow her. And he didn't. So she goes upstairs and she does go to sleep. She's just like, I can't handle this. She wakes up an hour and a half later, like screaming, smashing glass, like what the fuck's going on? She runs downstairs.

Everyone's like hiding in the basement, all of her girlfriends hysterically crying. And she's like, what the fuck's going on? She runs downstairs. Everyone's like hiding in the basement. All of her girlfriends hysterically crying. And she's like, what the fuck's going on? She looks outside. Her aunt, like her old lady aunt, is like holding him back, like trying to get him to calm down. Apparently, like while they were all sitting at the bonfire, like he just snapped. Like nobody was doing anything. He snapped. He's like, you're all low lives. You'll never accomplish anything in your life. I'm successful. You're not. Like having a chip on his shoulder that he paid for this house. Like I literally don't know. And she she was like I couldn't even go out there like when he would get like this like you just there's no coming back from you kind of have to just like let him deactivate but all of her friends were like filming him just like have on record for Brianna like

like this crazy toxic abusive behavior it's a huge fight whatever he goes back on tour she comes with him and like the fact that her friends had filmed him like obviously had really bothered him she was like that's why they offered me so much money part of it like I have all this footage like okay from nights like this yeah um but every time for like the next couple of weeks following that event like when they would be together he would walk like literally walk off stage onto the bus to see her and like start filming her you like that you like when I film you in your private like fucking fucking crazy, fucking crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. So it was a story she told at the end.

Everybody was just sort of like, wow. Like, like the reception. I mean, there's nothing to say. I thought that Josh and Dave did a good job of like being supportive. But like, there's no, there's no correct way to respond to something like that. Yeah. Yeah. They did a really good job of being supportive.

Also like being angry on her behalf. and she wasn't angry she was just sort of like sad yeah no way though and by the way uh and i'm glad she addressed it she looked frail like the light from her eyes had died she looked so thin i would she was like i lost 15 pounds that i did not have to lose like she's always been a very skinny girl my first thought when i saw it was like her bones are sticking out of her jeans. And like, that's what a relationship like that does to you. Right, and that's what happened in the relationship. And then the last two weeks have also been really hard.

Like, and also asking yourself like the biggest question of like the money versus, and the thing is, even if she had taken the money, like I wouldn't, it's not like I would have any less. I mean, one, we wouldn't know, but two, I would not judge at all. Like she said, she doesn't come from much. Like her family will never see that amount of money in their lives that was that was really sad to hear

like talking about how like turning down that type of money like her family was like her family was like take the money she grew up vacationing in like a trailer park like this is somebody who did not grow up like this so you have to be incredibly principled and scrupled to turn that kind of money down and like look your parents in the face and and then telling her to take it is completely understandable yeah like it's not like a hypothetical like that's real money and she said I was ready to take the money and I was like ready to sign and they actually were slow and sending me everything and weren't going to send me the money like that day that's why Dave was like send her the money and in that moment like she was like okay never mind so if they had moved faster she said they're stupid if they had moved faster like

it would have been done yeah I can only imagine like what he's really truly hiding obviously there's some sort of alcohol abuse I'll imagine you get violent when you drink like there's your mind goes to a million places because she's not really sharing like I think the worst of it um even though the stuff she's sharing is so fucking horrible. I hate this fucking guy. He better hope we never run into each other. Like, I'm throwing hands. I am so ugly to act like that.

Like, I'm sorry. You can't act like that if you're that ugly. If your head is that square. You can't. Yeah. And you know, he's not 5'11". He is. He's not.

He's not, right? He paid off that site. He paid off that website because so many people were like, I take pictures of him. I'm 5'7". He's literally two inches taller than me. Okay? So he's not, right? He paid off that site. He paid off that website because so many people were like, I take pictures of him. I'm 5'7". He's literally two inches taller than me, okay? So he's short, square-headed fuck. I fucking hate this guy. Like, I was actually, and this isn't a situation, like, I can relate to.

So I don't know if this is where I'm at, but I was actually triggered, like, listening to it. Just, it's so textbook. It's also, like, imperceptible, right? It's not like she walked into a room with a bruise on her face so it's like you're not being abused it's verbal abuse it's really mental abuse it's emotional abuse like it's so hard psychological you know hot and cold and you don't know what you're gonna get and you're walking on eggshells and then the amount of love that you got kind of like

tides you over for the next time and even when it's bad you're like well I know the love party's coming so like let's just weather the storm as she said like deactivate him fame and millions of dollars like that's really fucks with the dynamic and they're both famous and like she's got her own thing going that he can like wield against her yeah anything that brought her joy made him sick oh I mean the golden globes yeah dress the tour That's what ended their relationship. She took two weeks to do her tour. After being on tour with him for a whole fucking year. And he couldn't do that.

And I'm like. Not only could he not. He was supposed to be with her. That was the plan. Like that was their. And like that's what's equitable in their relationship. A year for him. Two weeks for her.

Okay. Yeah. He couldn't be with her. He couldn't even just stay home yep yeah I obviously I'm kind of well known for my takes on cancel culture just know like when I talk about cancel culture I'm not talking about this like this is the exception like seriously I want him his record label to drop him like and I know this will make seriously no impact on his career like as a male rock star like this is the sort of behavior you just you let it slide but he has so many female fans and it was those female fans that like really tortured Brianna over the last year like making horrible videos about her and like I want him done I never want like I hate I'm sorry

like you are an abuser you don't't get to, like, be famous anymore. Stop it. I do really wonder how this will affect his career. I don't, he won't be dropped by his record label or anything like that, but, like, I wonder how it will affect fans. I wonder how it will affect his fellow artists at award shows. Noah Khan is not fucking with him anymore. Right, but also, like, he seems like a fucking piece of work, piece of shit,

so, like, maybe he didn't have that many friends to begin with. Oh, wait, and then we have to talk about Rose and Deb Rose and Deb so Rose is his ex-wife okay and then Deb was the girlfriend that he dated before Rihanna um who like his fans loved I think she was a toaster because people used to be like Deb Deb Deb I was like who's Deb um and he broke up with her Kind of now like looks really similar. Like abruptly out of nowhere started dating Brianna. But Brianna also maintains that he was broken up with her when they stuck together. Yes, that the timeline is totally kosher. Because people said like they both broke up with their people to be together.

That they both cheated. Yeah. But now we know. I don't think when he got divorced from Rose. Like he was liquid or famous enough to like pay her off. But I do imagine that Rose who has been radio silent like she went she's still like a content creator so she went back to live hair makeup like that's it never once spoke about anything it's clear that like maybe she got a settlement of sorts and so I think Brianna feels like people said Rose is a toaster

Deb Deb is ex-wife no Rose is ex-wife but she does content Deb you just said okay you said Rose is a toaster? Deb. Deb is ex-wife? No, Rose is ex-wife. But she does content? Deb. You just said, okay, you said Rose went back to hair and makeup. Okay. Deb is a toaster. She went back to hair and makeup. Rose was the military wife, right?

Yes, exactly. But he didn't have money at the time, so nobody would have cared. Who could she tell? Like, we don't care. But then he was really getting pretty famous while dating Deb. And I think it's like safe to assume that perhaps he settled with her yeah um and so i think brianna feels like there other women who weren't in the position yeah that she was in to not take the money like she can live

and pay her rent and do things you know that's see like he makes them move out of their apartments come live in my house and everything's in his name but it's like yeah we're moving near your family so this is our house our kids are gonna going to live here. But then boom, get out, get your shit and leave. Like, so someone who's not liquid like Brianna is, Brianna has a career, is fucking screwed. Yeah. So he kind of puts them in a position to have to take the money.

Why didn't Margo tell me that the other, the past girlfriend got a million dollars? She told me that. Is that what Margo said? Yes, that's what Margo said. Let me ask her where she heard that. Ask her how she knows. This is what happens when Satch lives in my house.

I know stuff. It's so true. And like, I don't have to download and send TikToks. Jackie just goes down to Margo's room. I do. I go to Margo's room and I'm like, pull up this one. It's TikTok hour. Everybody, turn off the lights.

Here, Deb got $1 million. I didn't hear that, but it's possible. Margo just knows stuff, you know? It's so true. She's so young and connected. She's probably talking to Deb. For sure. Now, not to make everything about me,

but my immediate thought, like, this morning was, like, really just genuine pride that I never disliked Brianna, and I never liked Spongebob Squarefchin. Like, I am so real for that. Like, real sees real. And, like, I'm a forever fan of Brianna now. Like she's got charisma. She's got talent. I want the world for her. Like I need 12 million dollars. I could wipe my ass with 12 million dollars. That's what I need from Brianna.

Margot said she heard it in a TikTok. She's not sure how true it is. Okay. Got it. Okay. So spreading Margot spreading misinformation. Right. Right. now i need now i know i need to fact check her i agree with you about brianna now it's on us like people who are kind and loving the women who tore the women who were so excited happy joyful to tear her down because they were living she was living a life that they could only dream of. Meanwhile, it was a fucking nightmare. Now it's on us to fill up Brianna's wallet. Like, subscribe, download. Follow. So true. I followed. I want to watch her tour documentary. Everything. And get her back on Surviving Barstool. It's now up to us to make her realize that she made the right decision because not only in her heart but also in her pocketbook it will even out over time. It's just really also a reminder about the internet because I think that a couple of

months ago you would have looked at this person you know plucked by a rock star living a dream private jets tour like this guy everybody wants him he's so ugly they love him they think he's so hot literally you would have thought, like, I would give anything to be her, to be this life. It's a dream. Meanwhile, she's living a fucking nightmare. Yeah. So it's important to remember when consuming other people's lives.

Like, of course, what do they say? Like, comparison is the thief of joy. Like, not only that, like, you have no fucking idea. You can't compare when you don't know the truth. You're getting 10% less. Yeah. I followed her for a while. And I remember she posted like happy birthday stuff for Zach.

Like the most glowing, loving, like enmeshed. Him for her too. Twin flame sort of thing. And I'm like, wow, a perfect relationship. It's a dream. How amazing. Yeah. So social media is not real, but you should already know that.

And everybody is fighting their own battles one thing that I hope she unlearns a little bit is she she kept like taking responsibility she's like because she was telling a story about something crazy did she's like and I went back you know and and that's on me she kept like taking responsibility because I think she's been so beat down by the internet. Like take accountability, take accountability. And so she sort of blames herself a lot for like believing him, for loving him, for you know getting swayed by him easily. And I think she really needs to like unburden herself from that. Like that's what abuse is. Like it's literally not your fault it's his his. Yeah. I think over time she will. I think in two weeks, like you said, like she's already recognized it for what it was,

which is like major strides. And that will be part of the next like phase of her healing is recognizing that it wasn't her fault and that like this is what these people do. And she as much as it's like you have choices, like you could just leave. Like she couldn't. Where is she going? She couldn't. Like and he made her feel like nothing without him she separated her from her family so I think eventually like

she'll unlearn that but right now that's where she's at especially because she knows that the haters response is going to be like well you could have left but why did you say you're the one who went back so she's like that is on me that I stayed that I went back eventually I think she'll see like technically yes she had the choice to leave, but she didn't really have choices. Yeah. I do wonder what this means for the future of the BFFs. Like, are they going to give it another go?

Well, they fucking better until they make $12 million and then they can end the show. Correct. And so either they can wait till they make $36 million so that Brie gets her 12, or they can just give it all to Brie and wait till they make 12 and give it to Brie and then they can move on. I wonder how they'll do it Dave is really like I know he gets so much shit but he is such a generous person he really like rides so hard for the people that he cares about and I feel like he gets so much shit for being like misogynist whatever like he's always like the girl the women that like work for him he's like always doing right by them like you couldn't

ask for a better boss than what Dave is doing for her especially in what she right in what she's gone through like a better ally like somebody I'm sure like her like she had legal help like I don't know where do you even get a lawyer to negotiate a fucking settlement with your ex-boyfriend someone who's not scared of nothing because another boss would be like listen yeah this is a liability we don't want the stink they could sue the hell out of us and he's like we're telling the truth you can't sue me think you're gonna extort you think i'm extorting you you're bribing her like just riding so hard for and making her so unafraid knowing that she has someone in her corner who has her back which is really nice but also has

like who has a lot of resources yeah it's true which is also important it's true and i like that dave said that like it was important for him to know like you're not the only one who has money. Like it's not a big deal. I have it too. Yeah. You want to pay me? I'll pay Brie. Right. So I feel like he deserves a lot of credit for that.

And he's always been that way. Yeah. I agree. It was a good showing for him. Do you also feel like so much of this is like Taylor Swift coded? Not only because they keep saying smallest man, but because like Zach Bryan like trashed her like two days ago Taylor wrote Parsley wrote Dave a letter and um Brianna's I was looking at her TikTok yesterday and people were like you need to listen to the ex Taylor Swift song like now you know what it's like and she was like you're so

right you're so right she's gonna become a big Swifty because she's like not a Swifty yeah because she was with him who's tweeting that stuff tweeting that stuff. Meanwhile Parsley loves Dave. Parsley loves Dave. So that's like probably a developing story. Oh he keeps like releasing music. Oh he releases songs. Like girl we don't care. Take your guitar and go cry.

Like we literally don't care. She literally shove it up your ass. Like the hate. I went from being like so indifferent about this person. Like I just kind of like never got into it. To it's my mission now being like so indifferent about this person like I just kind of like never got into it to it's my mission now to destroy his life like I hate him no I went from being like really sad about their breakup because I thought their relationship was something and like that it wasn't to being so relieved about their breakup that now I need to remember this for the

next like couple that I ship when they break up like I need to realize like I need to remember this for the next like couple that I ship when they break up. Like I need to realize like I need to have relief and not sadness. Because when people get to a place of breaking up like that's a bad relationship. It's true. It's true. So I don't know if I'll ever learn that though. And I also think I feel like you know this phrase of love bombing. People have really like it started to lose its meaning. People are like this guy's texting me so much he's love bombing me. No meeting someone four days later and getting a tattoo of them that is love bombing people have really like it started to lose its meaning people are like this guy's texting me so much he's love bombing me no meeting someone four days later and getting a tattoo of

them that is love bombing yeah a lot of these terms have lost their meaning and narcissist that's really hard for the people who are going through it yeah every guy that's like not acting in a nice manner is a narcissist like that's not what it means and we need to bring back meaning to those terms in it because I feel like right her situation is really textbook um but when those words are always slung around it's like it's hard to really picture it yeah so I agree with you about the love bombing and also sometimes people like will be just being nice and they're like they're love bombing it's like yeah no and it's a girl's like only want to date assholes right guys like nice incense flowers after the first date he's love bombing right no he's literally just nice and like that's still

true but she was love bombed correct great well that's the first story i agree that it's developing i look oh i'm sorry i think that the him waiting three days yada yada a lot of it had to do with the election they were saying which i thought was so interesting he really tried to bury this story meanwhile Donald who Kamala who who gives a fuck literally this I feel like it's bigger than it ever could have been even like people actually are so desperately seeking a distraction from the election that I actually think he so did himself a disservice he played this so wrong but I thought it was so interesting how they really tried to like like maneuver with the election yeah if he had gotten it done before the election then the election would have happened we would have forgotten but like in this kind of dry spell post-election celebrities aren't doing much

this is all we've got it's true it was actually really it's bigger than ever obsessed yeah me too so just rooting for Brie constantly number one fan should we start uh like a I'm gonna start literally um like a fan page like just hyping her up yeah are you ready for our next story like if I have to talk about something else sure yeah it's not bad okay it's good it's some holiday cheer meister because the Skims holiday campaign has dropped and it is starring Goldie Hawn and her kids Kate and Oliver Hudson and then their kids. So it's like a big Hawn-Hudson family affair Skims campaign.

Really cute. So different. Unexpected. Like if you said Skims is going to tap like a classic family, I don't know who I would have thought of. I wouldn't have thought like the Hudsons, but they really are so famous across like different age generations and Oliver and the kids like it was really it was really cute I love Oliver doesn't mean as much to anyone as he

does to us yeah for some reason like we are obsessed with him I don't know and well he was in he's in a lot of stuff but there's something that he was in something we watched he played someone's ex-husband he was in something we watched. He played someone's ex-husband. He was in something we watched that's like one of our movies. Wait, was he in Daisy Jones? But that wouldn't be why we love him. Like he's in a plenty of stuff. Read his IMDb.

He's in Nashville. For six years. Yeah. That might have been the one. I think he was in Scream Queens too, but I remember already loving him when I knew he was gonna be in Scream Queens I feel like I really started to like him from his social media that too and then they do the podcast yeah and I want to say something I actually think it's crazy that they've never invited us on their podcast that's true because they only invite siblings and like there aren't a lot of siblings especially siblings who podcast

like our podcast is bigger than theirs. I keep waiting to be invited on that show. Isn't that weird? Yeah, but then we'd have to go on it. I mean, yes. Facts. We always start complaining. We don't get invited.

We don't come. And then we get invited and we literally say no. We just want to be invited. We don't want to go. We just want to be thought of. Yeah, it's really true. And also, people could take solace in that, knowing we're the type of people we're not gonna invite us we won't come like we'll save you the plate so you look like a good guy yeah and then

you don't have to see us and then we are not like chippy about you chippy um I thought this was really well done like I loved the whole um aesthetic of it like the green plaid pajamas they were like at this like country club looking type of brunch. It was really very cute. And well, I mean, they just fucking crush it. Like the celebrity endorsements department of Skims.com is so top tier. I have no notes. Yeah.

And I have notes for everyone. Yeah. I wonder if they have really big budget or it's like they have decent budget, but Kim has good relationships and it's an honor to be thought of. Yeah, I think that they're not like, you know, paying people extreme amounts, but I don't think they're lowballing people. I think they're giving fair offers, but there's so much that comes with. It's not just the campaign.

It's really like the hype, the social media, like you get numbers, you get followers. And it's such a relevant kind of internet first brand that for a podcaster, like you do it. Yeah. And there are just a couple of podcasters after all. and they're just coming off of like banger after banger between the tate mccray olivia munn and i'm sure they're gonna have a bunch of holiday stuff yeah tate mccray was technically holiday also i meant to say we should go to oliver and kate's podcast for halloween ideas because they have siblings it's a fucking great idea just go through all their let them do the legwork I love that someone remind us next year that we said that um are you ready for our

next story I'm just gonna take a negative turn if I may okay let's get negative my favorite Liam Payne's friend hotel employee and alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the singer's death Liam Payne's friend a hotel employee and and alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the singer's death. Liam Payne's friend, a hotel employee, and an alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the former One Direction member's death, the National Crime and Correctional Prosecutor's Office announced in a press release on Wednesday. The friend, who was not identified but reportedly presented himself as Payne's manager, was charged with abandonment for allegedly failing to inform the late singer's family that he had suffered a drug relapse. Police reportedly tried to get in touch with the Argentine businessman when Payne fell to his death on October 16th via a cell number that hotel managers had provided, but he did not pick up the phone.

A lawyer from a major firm reportedly showed up later to inquire whether the friend faced any charges, which led to the businessman testifying as a witness. A judge then decided that the friend had allegedly breached his duty of care with respect to pain. He now faces a sentence of five to 15 years in prison for abandonment. Meanwhile. That's really crazy. I didn't know that like you could be held responsible.

Yeah, it is really crazy. I mean, I don't know what the laws are in another country and if the same would apply here. But to me, that seems unfair. I tend to agree. In this country, if you sell me drugs and I die, are you responsible? You can go to jail. That's like what's going on with Matthew Perry now.

Right, right, right. Okay. So the drug dealer. But you're going to jail not for drug dealing, but for murder? Manslaughter, whatever you want to call it? I think so, yes. That's pretty crazy, you know I mean like you shouldn't be dealing drugs you shouldn't be dealing drugs and you should be punished for dealing drugs it's really it's not a hard thing to discuss but it's like kind of hard to like say publicly like you know on a podcast because I think

like there would be a lot of judgment from people if if I said what I was thinking like I feel like because I didn't know like if you sold someone drugs and they ended up dying from those drugs like you should be going to jail because you are a drug dealer and that is illegal right does that make you a murderer I don't know is this like a bad hot take I've never thought about it I think a lot of I think there's a lot of discourse about it, but I think that to say more than that, like, I think we just get shit for it. So I'm just like not in the mood. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Especially because my thoughts would be like half baked. You know, I'm just now discovering this. So I need to like sit on it before I come to like a full conclusion. Yeah. Feel free to influence me in the comments. Yeah. What do you think? Which way should we go?

Should we be charging them with man's laughter see I know like like a doctor like Michael Jackson's doctor right like I know that but that's because like you're a doctor not a drug dealer yeah so that I understand completely but I guess I have like lower expectations for drug dealers I don't know yeah but also like when you're a doctor um like you are asserting your authority over someone and then like you took an oath to protect and make the best decisions on behalf of your patient yeah and killing them with drugs is not that yeah I I understand what you're saying but I do I'm but I think even more so this businessman manager like that he's going to jail because he didn't tell his family that the that he relapsed right

and like if you were to trace it back like could things have gone differently if he did yes and does that make him responsible I don't know by the way like the girlfriend who left a few days before like if she had been there would she be charged probably sounds like they they've got some some unique laws over there that's really crazy thank god she left also i haven't heard from her a lot but she said but she also said like leaving is my biggest regret but now like knowing everybody's going down around him she shouldn't have been there and also like really what could she have done right but also i'm out of my depth here as am i as am i it's hard it's hard when something like this happens because you don't

desperately want to blame someone and someone to be held responsible just because it makes you feel better um but in a situation like this it's like okay we can blame the hotel guy who sold him drugs the manager who didn't tell his family that he had relapsed but at the end of the day like it might have still happened yeah okay if you couldn't get drugs from this person he would have gotten from that person his family would have held an intervention he would have said go fuck you like right you never know. So it's hard to place blame, even though it feels good to do that.

Yeah, I agree. But in this situation, it actually doesn't feel like justice at all. It just, it feels like someone else. It feels a little bit like a stretch. Yeah, at least for me. Me too. Are you ready for our next story, number four?

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martha stewart said that the new york post reporter who covered her trial was dead now thank goodness but turns out she's not dead she's very much alive and she saw what martha said and she's rebutting. Yes. So in the film, Martha talked about how the New York Post columnist who covered Stewart's trial was dead now. Thank goodness. Except she isn't. The journalist's name is Andrea Pizer and she used her latest column for the newspaper to declare, I'm alive, bitch.

She started working for the New York Post in 1989 and has published at least eight other stories in 2024. she started working for the new york post in 1989 and has published at least eight other stories in 2024 um she said news of my passing came as a shock uh she said of her uncredited cameo appearance she said but rather feeling angry or worried that martha has offed me or to seek an emergency order of protection i am overwhelmingly sad in the face of martha's bitterness okay i wasn't really interested in what she said. But she's alive. But her being alive is definitely an interesting anecdote in this story.

I'm choosing to believe Martha's version. I love that she's dead. Yeah, what's more mean than, not only are you not dead, you're so relevant I thought you were dead. It's such a slay. It's such a slay. Martha didn't mean that way, because because they say the opposite of love is in hate it's indifference like i don't even think about you because i thought you were dead like it's really she and the fact that this

woman is alive is truly neither here nor there like it's martha wins martha stays winning she really does and like now having the privilege of hindsight on this situation and knowing that like what Martha did was a big nothing burger and that this woman was reporting it like gleefully that Martha was going to jail for this. She's the villain in this story. No one is like feels bad for you that like Martha thinks you're dead. You have to get an order of protection.

Like seriously, shut up, Loserville. Population you. I couldn't agree more. like the way I don't care like oh you're alive that's great we don't care no we don't care uh give Martha back her billions then we'll talk yeah until like we have to stay consuming Martha Stewart and Brianna Chicken Fry on the chicken fry they should have a show together that we can all just like keep. Donate. Like a live calling, call-a-thon,

where we all just call, I'd like to donate $5,000 to Martha and Brianna. And we just leave the channel on. Like I go out of my house, but I leave it on so it keeps like streaming and getting plays

and advertiser revenue to finally pay back these women. And then Brianna can come off the air when she hits 12 million martha will be sat there for a few years won't rest yeah works for me works for me works for me too are you ready for our fifth and final story i am just a little random bravo news little update um because bravo was hitting pause on the real Housewives of Dubai after two seasons. Oh. Yeah, Bravo was put a pause on Real Housewives of Dubai. The most current season starred a bunch of women.

And the cast was told a couple days ago the third season of the reality series would not be happening at this time. I'm shocked. Not that I think that it's so good that it should be on pause. But people really seem to have liked the first season. Like, I actually remember not watching it and feeling like a little FOMO because like all my friends were talking about it I haven't heard much about the second season um but I think if they were to put anything on pause I have heard the most horrible things about this season of Real Housewives of New York like I like end up on like recap podcasts like seriously talking about how people want to

shoot themselves when they watch it like it's dreadful and so I thought what I thought you were about to say was that they're putting it on pause because it's been so poorly received and the ratings were like abysmal. Interesting. But I guess not. No, I guess they'll just, you know, trudge through that. But when I hear this about Dubai,

like my mind obviously goes to, okay, well, Caroline Stanbury is available. Housewives of London is picking up. Like I do think it's time for Caroline to move back to London and join the cast there. However, I also saw Architectural Digest was at her new villa in Dubai that like she built and outfitted with her new husband.

Like she's very much living there. That doesn't work for me. She's putting down rooms. Yeah, she got a new house. Like it's so, it's customized to like two with T. They're obviously like very happy and very much living there. But it's time to go back to London.

They need you. Was she on Real Housewives of Dubai? Yes. Caroline Sanbury. Oh, okay. Yeah, I thought she was, but I forgot. Like this doesn't affect my life. And based on the fact that I didn't even hear this news,

I don't think it affects a lot of other people. And that's why it's being put on pause. But it speaks again to like this weird, Jersey's on pause. New York is in the gutter. Actually, OC is having a fabulous season. I've been hearing fabulous things about Jen. Yeah, like, because of John. John and Jen, too.

This new girl, the girly Jen, they're loving her, who has, like, a drama with Shohei Ohtani. But New York's on pause. Jersey is, like, indefinitely. They don't know if they're coming back. Beverly Hills is on its way so it's again this conversation and I won't get into it that we talk about seriously once a quarter is like where do we go from but there are places to go because sex lives the Mormon lives

did it and you can too and you can too you can find like relevant women house housewives, mothers who are going to flourish in the digital age and it can all work. So those are the fast five. When it comes to Queenie and Weenie, it would actually be insulting to the intelligence of our listeners to say anything other than biggest Weenie of every week for the rest of my life is Zach Bryan. Seriously, only sending bad vibes your way and hope literally everything bad happens to you. Like, I fucking hate you. And Queenie, of course, Brianna Chicken Fry, handled this entire saga like a queen. So much maturity, so much honesty, so much vulnerability. And really, to see someone at 25, like, make the decisions that she has made in the last week, it is admirable.

I think she's becoming a great role model for young women, honestly honestly and I'm sending her positive vibes and only good things her way only good things where can we mail the check yeah just let us just let us know how we can support chickenfryendeavors.com that's our show you guys that's our week hope everybody enjoyed the week and has a great weekend. We will see you on Monday. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we all deliver. Where we all.

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