The Toast - Bruno & The Chocolate Factory: Thursday, February 15th, 2024

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Thursday. Wow, this week is just flying by. You know what they say, time flies when you're with the ones you love. It's so true, and as much as I'm glad that it's Thursday, it just doesn't feel that joyful as a Thursday usually does because our week is winding down. Our week is winding down. I am here next week, but I will be leaving next week. This is the week that I'm here. Yeah, this was the week. Yeah. Next week is the leaving week. Right, right. Unclear when, but she will be leaving.

I am leaving, which is so devastating, but we have so much fun to have before that. I didn't want to start on a negative. I'm just like, wow, usually on a Thursday, could we be more joyous? Friday Eve, Arab Friday. It's true. But today, maybe today's a somber day for a number of reasons. So let's dive into, we have a lot to talk about. The first, you know, being the most important, I am wearing jeans, which we're going to get into later in the show.

But really what we need to talk about is we kind of went through as a family, like something somewhat traumatic last night. You might have noticed we weren't very active on socials. Like we were dealing with a crisis, a medical emergency. Yeah, so we went to dinner at Trout's last night, our favorite restaurant down here. She put together such a fabulous Valentine's Day dinner. We each had little chocolates.

Like, we were just, while this crisis was going on at your house, like, we were unknowingly just like, we were just so happy, you know? Yeah, we were just enjoying ourselves, hanging in no rush. She made such a good dinner. She made such a good dinner. We finally came home. Bruno greets us at the door. Totally normal. Totally normal. Yeah he was waiting by the door as he always does and then as everyone started to carry on with their evening we noticed that there were many many chocolate candy bar wrappers. Not just chocolate. Dark chocolate.

Dark chocolate zero sugar candy bar wrappers on the floor we counted about 21 wrappers and um he got into like a bulk bag of these mini miniature candy so each one is like the teeny tiny ones but once you get on like halloween yeah well some people give out big candy oh no i mean fun size fun size um there was over 20 wrappers. And as a dog parent, dark chocolate is kind of, if you don't have a dog, that's like the most toxic. It's the worst thing a dog can eat. Yeah, everyone knows dogs can't have chocolate. Dark chocolate is worse than milk chocolate because it is more of a pure chocolate because

it's the cacao that is harmful for the dogs because of the caffeine. So we counted the wrappers, see how much Bruno has eaten. So Zach immediately took him to the emergency room. We're all working the phones trying to find a doctor to talk to to just get information on, we're adding up the amount of ounces per Bruno's weight while Zach's also doing the same thing at the doctor. We just wanted answers.

Yeah, we were just on a fact-finding journey and we didn't know how to just sit by and wait. So Zach took him to the pet hospital and he had induced vomiting. They induced him so that he would vomit up a lot of what he ate. Got his stomach pumped like a teenager. I guess that's stomach pump.

Yeah, no, they categorized it as an overdose. Yeah, it was a slightly toxic overdose. The amount that he ate was like in the slightly toxic category. So it is good that they induced vomiting wherein they found more wrappers 15 more wrappers 15 more wrappers a pound and a half of chocolate which they assume is only about 60 they couldn't get all of it yeah they predicted it was about 60 of the chocolate so 60 equaling 1.5 what's the total almost three pounds almost three pounds of chocolate.

And would you ever now take a look at this boy loving on his mommy's lap? So spirit never broken. So they stayed at the hospital until the ASPCA phone line deemed them safe to go home. Bruno came home because he needed a mother's love. It was hard for him to be going through all of this. And of course, Zach was amazing. Right to the rescue. Right to the rescue.

But he needed to come home, cuddle up with mommy, eating pads, skin to skin. Of course and of course zach was amazing and right to the rescue right to the rescue but like he need to come home cuddle up with mommy eating pads skin to skin of course of course that's what he got all night last night honestly he slept amazing i'm not gonna lie like it was really freaky especially because like i have heard horror stories like the amazing thing is that it was like hershey's and one thing about hershey's like it ain't real chocolate like it ain't real cacao pure chocolate but i have heard of you know dogs literally taking a bite of pure pure cacao and dropping dead so the fact that we had gotten home and he obviously had laid on the couch after his big meal he was still alive like that was promising but it is like really and truly the worst thing a dog can eat yeah we are so blessed

so blessed and he seems to be recovering nicely this morning. He obviously needs more of his mommy. And he has come out of retirement. Like he wants to do the show now. Yeah, yeah. And he added so much to yesterday's episode, visually, emotionally. Spiritually. I feel like I do a better job when I have my muffin here.

Yeah. So... I remember that. Oh, you want your pillow yet? No, no. That pillow seriously makes me want to kill myself. Something about the way Theo's looking, it just reminds me of his suffering i can't explain it oh goodness me okay no pillow maybe you want a little stride standing in your life no he looks happy and he's recovering let him he's recovering with his mommy so that's kind of what we were

going through last night really really crazy times but you know it was nuts and they said like the night between like four and eight hours after he got home was when we really had to monitor him so we're in the clear and so we're in the clear past that i don't think he i think everything is going how were his bowel movements this morning i need to check in with zach but i know for a fact that if they were bad he would have told me so no news is good news yep bruno just needs mother's love by mother's side oh my goodness what a whirlwind what a whirlwind bruno you're so glad i was having like not to make everything about me like a little ptsd like oh were you just like dog hospitals i could become like really triggering for me

so so glad bruno's okay like imagine if we lost both boys in the span of a month like that would be crazy it would be crazy but bruno bruno has a lot more living to do yeah he's a fighter his honestly he came to me waltz through the door i thought he was gonna be like medicated zach would be he'd be like you know tongue hanging out ran through the door wagging he was really happy when he came home like honestly you wouldn't really know it you wouldn't know it he's a survivor bruno will survive bruno has survived and bruno will continue to thrive yeah so we're proud of you brew crisis averted you know let this be a lesson to all of our listeners you have dark dark chocolate in the home put it on a higher shelf yeah no it was honestly amateur like just shit listen good sometimes these are certain

lessons you have to learn the hard way yeah it's true so and i forget that bruno really has such human-like tendencies he got into my fruit bowl the other day he gets into everything i forget i forgot that he's really mischievous and it like theo used to be mischievous but we would know like he was so obvious about it Bruno's like low-key subtle I forgot that he's like a dog who like is gonna eat my food he and this week in particular he's been getting maybe because I have more people here but he was even doing it before you guys got here like he's just been getting into stuff I can count like three other things that he ate like the melons yeah yeah is that what you were talking

about yeah yeah He's nuts. Yeah. He's mischievous. We call him Brudini. So maybe, you know, Bruno also learned a lesson. Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. I think if Bruno could talk, he would say, and I'd do it again. Yeah.

He said, I slayed you once and I'd slay you again. Slay. Slay. Slay. So before that traumatic evening, we had such a fabulous day yesterday that we vlogged for the entire patreon community just like did our day yesterday we did a couple of things things we did the damn thing things we did that we ran a 5k you did i did i did and i don't really want to spoil the vlog but i'm going to i jackie inspired me she was like listen you have to see where you're at you've never ran 3.1 miles like what are we inspired me. She was like, listen, you have to see where you're at. You've never ran 3.1 miles.

Like, what are we working with? And I was like, you know what? You're right. And I'm not going to lie. Like, you telling me your time being 42 minutes, I knew that was like, I needed to be, I couldn't be so far away from that. Like, I knew that that was like a normal time.

Because if I didn't have that number, maybe I would have just like walked and done it in two hours, you know? Yeah. But I did it in 43 minutes so I'm only one minute behind Jax now having said that it was like one of the hardest things I've ever done and I thought I was gonna collapse and so you don't want to be that way when you're rubbing elbows with some of podcasting's elite with Tom and Bert right Bert and Tom so I know I'm capable of it but it was

so challenging for me like I need I need to train okay yeah now I tighten it up we clean it up clean it up so that's in the vlog we went to the mall I bought jeans something I've been wanting to do for a very long time is like buy jeans in person and so many people recommended Abercrombie and Jackie knew a mall nearby that had an Abercrombie so we spent the day at the mall we were poisoned in the morning we were poisoned in the the evening. Yeah. And then Bruno was poisoned. Oh my God. The theme of, we said on the vlog that the theme of the vlog was poison. And Bruno took it too literally.

He took it too literally. So that vlog, I finished editing this morning. It will be up today. So you have that to look forward to. Love Florida family content. Yeah. I think we have some more Florida family content coming at you this week. Yeah.

In us for sure. It's giving us for sure it's giving mukbang it's giving mukbang southern edition southern edition and we have to go to like Florida specific chains checkers when you think of Florida specific chains what do you think of Miami subs oh that's a good one I happen to love their french fries um I feel like it's not Miami specific but I only see them in florida like it's checkers that's because they have outdoor dining and you can't do that everywhere year round kind of sounds amazing alfresco dining i think we should do an alfresco vlog at checkers like we'll get out of the car i like that yeah that's cute and then we'll hit of course you know the usual spots of course and the drive-thru i've not done i've not driven through a drive-thru before it's low-key hard it not driven through a drive-thru before. It's low-key hard.

I'm a little nervous. It's really actually, and I'm like a pretty experienced driver, and I never pull up to the window the right amount. I'm so far away because I'm so afraid of even touching the building. It's an art. Yeah, that's like, that's a part of driving right now that I'm like mastering, which is just like, you know. Knowing your size. Knowing my size, like navigating through like the nooks and crannies

of the parking lots And this and that So I think the drive Through will be a good Challenge for me And kind of where I'm at In my education So I again

Don't want to spoil the vlog But I was a passenger In Jackie's vehicle Yesterday I drove And I have to say I mean look at me Not a scratch

You crushed it Not a scratch You really crushed it And the car Not a scratch There was a scratch But crushed it not a scratch you really crushed it and the car not a scratch there was a scratch but that's from a prior incident we'll talk about it in the vlog yeah yeah so let's stop like spoiling the vlog it's annoying yeah but it's a really great fog it's a really great fog yeah we have a great show it's Thursday which means absolutely nothing which just means like we can relax like we don't have you know a litany of things to do segments shmegans like we can just kind of relax and be ourselves and if we could like de-center ourselves

for a second why would we do that for our listeners like it's thursday for them and even though we're having a particularly joyful week like they could have been having a treacherous one but they've made it to thursday well that upsets me to hear someone is someone having a bad week um someone out there is having a bad week turdy no it's so true it happens to the best of us on on whatever scale you know but no matter how your week is going like you've made it to thursday and for that i'm happy for you and if you're having a bad week let turdy give you like a little bit of inspiration a motivational speech from la turdia listen there's nothing you can't overcome like we all made it through the pandemic like girl whatever's going on this week it's nothing it's nothing it's in your mind you're imagining it

you're crazy it'll soon be a distant memory it will pass that's my favorite advice to give people it'll soon be a distant memory i feel like when you're going through something really challenging like somebody telling you that it's like seriously shut the fuck up and eat my ass but then you find yourself like months weeks however many you know much time passes later and you're like wow like it really was just a moment in time and I'm in a like I got through it a better way to say this too shall pass yes yes I think that's comforting words but and you think not annoying words and when you're in something bad you're like well no everything passes but not this like this one's really bad it's not that's not how I when I think of this too shall pass I'm like yes but I just have to

get there and it's like the getting there that's hard but just know that you will be there take solace in the fact that you will get there right like nothing in life is guaranteed

except like the movement of time and so you will get there the passage of time the passage of time that's much like more smart thank you more smarter

also we had big plans last night like Valentine's Day yeah we didn't watch Vanderpump Rules all together. And then, of course, Bruno did. We're going to make a fire. We're going to make a fire.

I don't think we were ever actually going to make a fire. Like, the boys were like, should we make a fire? And we're like, honestly, no. Yeah, we said, you guys can make a fire. Don't make it for us. We said, don't expect us to come out, but we might drop by. That's literally what we said. But then Bruno went and, you know, spoiled it all by saying something stupid like dark chocolate yeah so no fire no romantic valentines for us yeah but that's okay

that's okay bruno's health is paramount and yeah the love was that bruno came home and got to sleep at home yes of course you know i did kind of want him to spend the night at the facility. It's always, like, obviously you want your angel home, but it's always better than to be under medical supervision. But they said he was fine, and you know what? They were right. But sometimes, like, TLC, Mother's Love heating pad,

is the best medicine. Other times, no. And I feel like this would be an other time when they really need to monitor his stomach. When he needed real medicine? Yeah. I don't know. I think he needed Mother's Love.

Oh my God, so you know, I was- There's nothing Mother's Love can't cure. I don't know. I think he needed mother's love. Oh my God. So, you know, I was- There's nothing mother's love can't cure. I was sick a couple of weeks ago. You know that. And Ben is very into like Eastern medicine and moronic things of that nature. And he was like giving me turmeric

and all these like weird herbs. And I was just like taking them in addition to like NyQuil and stuff. And after like a couple of days, I finally went to the doctor and I'm like, okay, let me just like, you know, go to the professionals. And Ben did come with me and he prescribed me couple of days, I finally went to the doctor and I'm like, okay, let me just like, you know, go to the professionals. And Ben did come with me and he prescribed me, of course, you know, my amoxicillin and my prednisone.

I'm feeling so much better, by the way. Thanks for asking. And Ben had the absolute gall to like bring up his herbs to the doctor. And I was, first of all, mortified beyond words. Second of all, like low-key curious, what this doctor was going to say. Because, like, Ben was giving me turmeric, which is, like, good for, you know, it's an anti-inflammatory. And my sinuses were inflamed. I had sinusitis.

So I was, like, waiting to see what the doctor was going to say. Like, he could not have rolled his eyes more further into the back of his head. I was like, okay, honestly, thank you. Like, I don't know what. Like, I let Ben get it to me. I'm like, what am I taking turmeric for? But what's the downside? Also a good question.

I don't know. I'm feeling, like, a little jitter jittery like my coffee's starting to like kick in like I'm shaking my shoulders yeah and like just let me know the downside but right right I just I don't know I just I thought imagine like going to a doctor and be like well I read on you know yeah that turmeric is a great anti-inflammatory that's but aside from like eastern herbs and whatnot that's always the thing right like you go to the doctor and you're like i googled it yeah and i have my own information yeah just keep that shit to yourself just nod and say thank you so much of course i would never ever bring up like my research to the doctor you can't it's first of all it's so disrespectful. It is. This person went to school for eight years. But I also think you should do your own research like I'm big on that. Of course. Yes. I'm also big on like Hannah Montana Miley Stewart eating it and being like

one way with the doctor and one way at home. Oh I feel that way too yeah. Like especially like if you like what I'll do which is like not the best. Just smile and nod. Like when I go to Mexico and stuff like I get prednisone like I'll like prescribe myself amoxicillin and prednisone from like and i'll get it in really kind of shady ways and then i won't tell the doctor that i did that you know oh yeah which is also not good yeah smile and nod that's like when we were talking about like the pediatrician and the co-sleeping like yeah no safe sleep baby on back right i got it i got it doc yeah no you need to have like a front stage and a backstage personality when it comes to the doctors yeah i think and all doctors you know

clearly ben has his own things that he needs to know but ben was just being himself that's a crazy thing to do which i just thought was interesting when i see people do that i'm like oh you're so you're crazy you're confident no so you're confident in your craziness but i do think it's important to be a little crazy and like a little like it's your body like if you're crazy. Oh, so you're confident. No, so you're confident in your craziness. But I do think it's important to be a little crazy. It's your body. Of course. If you're not doing your own research, what are you doing? I guess it's so true.

You know? Maybe it's not crazy. I mean, not everything is one size fits all all the time. Not every medication. So yeah, you need to do your own research. But then also don't pretend to know more than the doctor. They don't like that. Yeah, no, it is rude.

Yeah, and they don't like it. And you don't want to piss off the doctor frightening um so we've got a great show today we've got stories that are what solid as a rock oh i love that so do you feel comfortable at this current juncture thank you for caring about my comfort and i do feel extremely comfortable okay you sound like a distressed millennial yeah like on a college campus this is a safe space for us to enter into the fast five stories oh my god okay thank heavens for that yeah so without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know jax do you have something you'd like to share with the class i do claudie and i'm so glad that you're giving me the space to do that. I feel very comfortable to let you know that today's episode is also brought to you by Teeny Lux. I was speaking

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heartbreak yesterday as at least one person was killed and 22 were injured as the Kansas City fans gathered to celebrate the Chiefs Super Bowl win the parade there was a shooting three persons were detained and are under investigation for the incident um and many are wounded including many children oh my god yeah i wouldn't see that so horrible i was like watching the footage come out of the parade before and it was like just those parades are like a real celebration they said there were like a million people in downtown kansas city it's a real celebration of like community and sports and just like your hometown it's like hometown pride they're really like these joyous fest celebrations and so for it to end that way is so horrible and so I was

watching the footage and all the players were like drunk and everybody was like taking pictures and it was just like fun and for it to end that way and I saw the footage and all the players were like drunk and everybody was like taking pictures and it was just like fun and for it to end that way and I saw the footage of a lot of the local people were the ones to take down. Yeah, there was this couple they took down one of the shooters

like the husband like tackled him to the ground and the woman grabbed the gun. The woman like moved the gun away. It was really, it was amazing and it's really just a terrible. There should be a parade for them. For them. It's such a horrible story

like just we can't have anything nice. Yeah, it's really there should be a parade for them for them it's such a horrible story like just we can't have anything nice yeah it's so and i saw a picture of these ugly ugly like really like disgusting looking person i saw only saw a picture of one of them like really one of the ugliest people inside but also outside that i've ever seen in my life they're all ugly there's pictures of all of them like really just like there's three ugly beasts yeah hate so i think the the probably the they were still counting like victims i saw they identified like one of the people who was killed she was like a local radio dj just so horrible i saw i didn't i saw 10 people were injured now it's up to 22 oh no yeah and then what's their what was

their problem what's their, what was their problem? What's their motive? Right. Like, what was the issue? That hasn't been, come out yet. Like, what could truly, like. I saw a quote from the police chief that it was like this, it wasn't a targeted shooting, but like, I'm sorry, if three people are acting in coordination, it's a target.

By the way, like, is there such thing as a not targeted shooting? Right. You bring a machine gun to a parade. By the way, is there such thing as a not targeted shooting? You bring a machine then to a parade. Parade with kids. You're not targeting anyone. No, it's giving bureaucracy. Like, please.

Yeah. Also, so a lot of the players and the wives, everyone's been posting. Travis posted a statement. I saw on Twitter. People are upset also with Travis because that night he went out

and he like, because there's pictures of him posing with a police officer, like just, you know, taking a selfie and he's like holding a beer and like continuing. It's a weird space to be in. Like, how do you continue with the festivities when it's ended in such a terrible manner? Horrible way. Honestly, I can't critique anyone. But I can't imagine what it's like for people to show up at a parade for you.

And then for it to end that way. Like the guilt. I'm not going to critique how anyone responds to it. But it's definitely weird. I know. I'm not going to critique it either. Also because in all the parade footage, he's so drunk. Yeah.

And even though there's a shooting, you're still wasted. Yeah. You're not making good decisions. Yeah. And I think it's just a lot to process i'm sure it's a lot for him to process today and i'm not going to judge how someone deals with it even though you know it's on its face it's like partying after what happened like who could on its face it's weird but again like we don't really know what that's like yeah and also

like receiving that news blackout drunk yeah he was wasted can you even receive the news when you're like black yeah i don't know a very that that's like a weird part of the story like i didn't consider like what everyone else was doing and what they did afterwards right because also the players had to like run off stage and hide i think some of them were like hiding in closets oh my and so like to do that and also you're like super drunk right it's just it's weird a weird experience yeah yeah but i don't know what i would do in that situation so i'm certainly not gonna like reprimand travis for what he did yeah even though on its face yes it's bizarre yeah so just some sad news to start the day yeah that's terrible switching gears shall we yes prince harry and megan markel are giving their children the sussex title as

their last name amid their website backlash okay also have you seen this no but i did because on earlier on the show we were like when we reported on their website we were asking each other we didn't know the answer like what are the rules royally? Like, are they allowed to use Duke and Duchess? And somebody explained it. So you read the story, and I'm going to find the explanation. Okay, so Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

have given their children the Sussex title as their last name amid backlash over their new website. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex decided to use their title as their surname for their son, Prince Archie, and daughter, Princess Lilibet, instead of being known as the Mountbatten-Windsors in order to unify the family, according to times of london a source told the british newspaper

that the kids have been known as the sussexes since king charles's coronation in may 2023 the insider noted that the kids taking on the sussex moniker is no different from harry being called captain whales when he served in the military like i literally don't get it yeah because like when harry Harry and William were kids, they were the Waleses, remember? No, they were the Windsors. No, but in the crown, when he's at school, someone wrote him a note,

and it's like, Willie Wales. Okay. Actually, I don't think it was Willie Wales. I like Willie Wales. He was called Wales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So these kids being called Sussex is akin to Harry and William being called Wales.

However, Harry's no longer Wales because he's Sussex. Right. So Harry and Meghan, this is somebody explained. Harry and Meghan never gave up their Duke and Duchess title. They are still free to use them. They gave up HRH In her royal highness Which is the highest royal title that can be given by the sovereign So the queen gave it to Harry at birth

And Meghan on their wedding day Then stripped them of it When they left And what about prince So they were previously styled HRH the duke and duchess And now are just the duke and duchess Harry is still a prince

And still keeps his place in the line of and still keeps his place in the line of succession, which is the fifth. Still keeps his place in the line of succession. Diana was also stripped of HRH after divorcing Charles, but kept being the Princess of Wales, not HRH, the Princess of Wales. Got it. In addition to giving up the HRH, they also no longer do any work on behalf of the crown, thus giving up being, quote, working royals.

They cannot represent the crown at events. And Harry gave up his military titles too, but they are still officially and legally Duke and Duchess. Thank you to Katie Brown for posting that in the Facebook group. That makes sense that they're Duke and Duchess because plenty of Dukes and Duchesses aren't related to the crown.

Yeah. But he can't represent the crown at royal events, but he's still in the line of succession. Yeah. That would be representing the crown in a major way. I think that they's still in the line of succession yeah that would be representing the crown in a major way i think that um like they left him in the line of succession because it's so not gonna happen ever it's just less complicated to leave him right got it um as it comes to their kids like you want to have the same last name as your kids and so they've obviously branded themselves as the duchess of the sussexes and you want to have the same last name as your kids and it's clear that like with the website

like they're putting all this information out there might be backlash you're doing it all at once and then we'll move on and they will be the sussexes heretofore they did need not a rebranding but a clarity of branding because there's a lot of names thrown around also there was so much drama with like archie and lilibet being prince or princess. But actually now they are prince and princess because their grandpa is king. When Elizabeth was queen, they weren't yet. And they always, and then they were sad that he was like gonna be the Earl of Dumberton. Right.

And it was always like, if you just wait till Charles is king, then they become prince and princess. But I think Harry and Meghan, they say in their documentary, like why wouldn't Archie be Prince? And it's misleading because it's like he would have been. It's just you have to wait.

Yeah, but Prince George and them don't have to wait because they're in the line. Well, duh, they're not the same. But when they... They were bad. It's like they need a third sibling just to show Harry and Meghan they're not being treated differently because they're them. So my favorite rabbit hole to go down,

because you know there is a very widespread conspiracy theory that Prince Charles is actually not Harry's father. Diana had a very well-known affair with this guy named James Hewitt, who's this redhead who looks a lot like Harry. There's there there. People aren't just talking for no reason. And if you go down that rabbit hole, it's really interesting how that affects Meghan and the kids because then there really is no relation right now because Charles like

wouldn't be his father. Yeah. And like there's really no connection to the royal family. Yeah. But that's if the theory is true. Which I'm not saying I believe. I'm just saying I should know that it's out there. Yeah.

What do you think about that theory? I think that. It is odd there's not another redhead in the entire family. Do you agree with that as a redhead? No, there's not a redhead in our family. Our grandfather had red hair. So they say. We have a cousin with red hair.

So they say. No, no. It's not so they say. Like it's actual. I don't know. I feel like the girls like Growing up Did Eugenie have Like a little red

I mean look at A young Eugenie Or Beatrice One of them I feel like I'll look up Young Eugenie And Beatrice

That's like a fair And Well Oh no She was related by marriage Fergie Fergie had red hair No and the kids didn't

Good call Good call, good call. Okay, so you're saying... Actually, no. The girls, the older one, I don't know when this picture's from, but the older one definitely had like a twinge of red, but her mother had red hair. Right, okay, so null and void.

Null and void. No, I need to... It's actually... They're the easiest people to trace their lineage throughout history. Like all the kings and queens, were there any redheads okay let's say british royals with red hair oh my god that would be like so crazy it's like so

obvious then it's a little known fact that three of princess diana's siblings okay count okay so that lady jane lady sarah and charles the ninth earl of spencer have naturally red hair. Okay, so that covers that. That covers Harry. Hmm. Yeah, and Fergie, which doesn't apply here. Right. I never thought about that, though. Quora.com,

where does Prince Harry get his red hair? Because I don't even believe the theory because he has red hair, but because he looks like that guy and Diana had an affair with him. Right, okay. like the timing so he get this is from quora like this is the most popular answer and this person obviously did their research he gets his red hair in the same way that all red heads get it from both sides of the family red hair is recessive and can be quote covered up by dominant genes while still being passed along i don't have red hair but it turns out my grandfather

whom i never met did so my son's dad has black hair as did we don't care red hair, but it turns out my grandfather, whom I never met, did. So my son's dad has black hair. We don't care about you. I will never understand recessive gene. We were just talking about this. I don't understand it now. Like, I know that red hair is a recessive gene that I clearly possess, but I do not understand how it works. Okay, here's her answer. Diana had strawberry blonde hair when she was much younger.

All three of her siblings, which we were just saying, had red hair when younger before it changed, as hair does later in life. Charles had dark auburn hair when young which you can see in older pictures when he's outdoors Mary who's Harry's great-great-grandmother had red hair and curls like Harry does her curls are actually very similar Beatrice has had red hair but we know that from Fergie yeah right right right um and since it comes from both sides, that means Andrew carries the jeans as well. But the flaw in this statement is she's saying because Beatrice has it, that means Harry has it from mother and father,

but Beatrice has it from his mother. But he has to have it from both sides. Right. Beatrice has to have it from both sides, which means she has it from Andrew's side, so it's there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But that doesn't nullify the theory.

Does Zach have it in his family i don't know not anyone that i know but like you know maybe aunt mary like queen mary right right aunt mary yeah um that is so interesting so this doesn't nullify the theory though it just like explains harry it's a counter argument to the theory but the theory, though. It just, like, explains Harry. It's a counter-argument to the theory. But also, it's the hair, but also, like, the face. And the timing. Yeah, yeah. Right.

Just something to think about. Yeah, I've always taken the theory, like, looked at it seriously because they look alike. Not even because of the hair color. By the way, same. Because if you see a side-by-side of these two people now that Harry's all grown, like, they look so similar. But those things, same. Because if you see a side by side of these two people now that Harry's all grown, like they look so similar. But those things, that could happen, you know? Yeah, human beings.

Like he's just two handsome British men. But like the coincidence that it would be like a British man that slept with his mother is just a little crazy, no? Just a little. It's like I can't tell if it's like so obvious or we're being crazy. Sound off in the comments. Do you think James Hewitt is harry's father i love a good like paternity conspiracy theory and the thing is whatever the truth is charles knows yeah and maybe that's why he's like okay with like not

having a relationship with like this rando you know yeah yeah something to think about something to think about okay well and so when we have these conversations about like the kids i'm like these kids ain't even related to charles like who cares so you believe the theory no like no no no i don't no no no but sometimes i do think i'm like we're going on and on about this and like there's a chance these kids like literally are just like commoners. Right. But if. Prince Harry not that he would ever like be the king but he's still in the line of succession. He could be a rando.

Yeah. Even though if they knew that Harry wasn't when they stripped Harry and Meghan of certain things they would have taken him out of the line of succession because he is this like mudblood, you know? They would have stripped him further. Yeah, they would have like, obviously that would have been a great way to get him out of the line, get this rando out. You know?

Yeah. Something to think about. Harry addresses the theory in his memoir, I think. Oh, you're lying. I'm pretty sure he does. Oh, well, that changes everything because if that's the case, you would never, I don't know. I keep saying that. memoir i think oh you're lying i'm pretty sure he does oh well that changes everything because if that's the case like you would never i don't know i keep saying that prince harry finally

brings silence over the rumor that james hewitt is his real father wait that's kind of crazy he wrote the rumor going around at the time that my real father was one of my mother's ex-lovers major james hewitt one cause of the rumor was Major Hewitt's red hair, but another was sadism. Tabloid readers. What's sadism? Just like people being like. Rude. Yeah, that's a nice way to put it.

Tabloid readers love the idea that Prince Charles's youngest son was not Prince Charles's son. They never got tired of that joke for some reason. I can't lie. I'm one of those people. I never tire of that. He wonders whether this rumor was used to paint him as a laughingstock, noting that it didn't seem to matter that his mother hadn't met Major Hewitt

until long after he was born. Oh. Over the course of his life, the rumors have been rehashed in various forms with some seriousness, he notes. Harry claims that the same- I feel like he's talking to me. Harry claims that sections of the media went as far as hunting my dna to verify it remarking that he believed after torturing princess diana into hiding that soon that they would come

for him retired british army captain he would pen two books about his affair with diana during her marriage to charles but that's like a thirsty thing to do further attempting to sell the love letters he exchanged with the princess oh i bet the pair met at a party in 1986 and he went on to help diana overcome her fear of horse riding. What year was Harry born? When did they meet? 1986. He said in an interview that there really was no possibility that he's Harry's father.

Harry was already walking by the time my relationship with Diana began. 1984, he was born. Oh, okay. Also, I just want to say i'm looking at a picture of major james hewitt and like he also looks like charles oh okay so the picture that i've seen like the picture they love to use yeah that that they put side by side like that's how we always do this if you put a picture side by side with really anyone like no if you choose the certain photo that they choose, it's this one.

Like, maybe it's just the photo. And it's from the side, right? Oh, I've not, oh. Yeah. I've seen one, like, from the side. Later in life. Oh, this photo. Yes, by the way.

It's like, whatever photo you end up using, like, you can make the case. And that's with anything. Yeah, that's what people do with john bonnet all the time yeah yeah yeah it's like it just depends on the photo of john bonnet you're choosing the photo of the other person when you put them side by side you're like telling the person hey these people look alike right yeah except like the james hewitt like really does one with you and john bonnet we did one with hannah brown and um whitney rose's husband they look alike or was it just the collage yeah i think when you there's also something to be said about there's a psychological element of the collage the side by side i agree okay but has what we just said been enough for

you to move on from the rumor no no because like maybe they reunited in 1986 of course the royals are notoriously private like we don't know who's coming and going there's i bet i bet there's proof like they knew it's only two years like yeah they could have reunited like maybe they stayed away from each other because she got pregnant yeah just something to think about yeah okay well from here to forward they'll be known as the family sussex they'll be known as the hewitts so that's good to have clarity yes it is it's not okay our our next story is again what is in a name oh okay and it's one of you about your favorite it's about one of your favorite people to walk this earth who think about like what's in a name what does that mean like like someone putting on a name that is not theirs kelly brianna no no kelly clarkson legally

changed her name that was like the most confusing thing who's one first of all it's one of your favorite women like of our generation who did something so crazy she's not a celebrity except for what she did that was crazy and it's a it's a story of what's in a name i have literally no idea what you're talking about rachel dolezal oh i saw this story and by the way i saw a picture of rachel dolezal and i believe it was from her you know days as a black woman and like i can't believe anybody believed her like Like she literally looked like she was doing blackface. Like it was so obvious. The woman formerly known as Rachel Dolezal.

Oh wait, and so are you telling me Rachel Dolezal wasn't even her name? Was not even her name. What is her name? But it's like Amber. So right now she goes by Nikichi Diallo. Okay. But I also believe that's a changed name.

Right, sounds like she's like appropriating another culture. Yeah, I do not know what her original name is. I Sounds like she's like appropriating another culture. Yeah. I do not know what her original name is. I was trying to find it in the. In the docs. In the docs. But there's like. She's constantly changing her name.

I'm obsessed with her. And so she's making waves because she was. Okay. So she was working at a school. That's really like unbelievable. Unbelievable. And she lost her school job over her OnlyFans account.

Nikichi Diallo, formerly known as Rachel Dolezal. Jackie, her name is Rachel Dolezal. Okay, cool. She was fired by a Tucson, Arizona school district after administrators learned of her OnlyFans account. They said, quote, we only learned of Miss Nikichi Diallo's OnlyFans social.

Miss Dolezal. But this is their quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OnlyFans social media post yesterday afternoon. Her posts are contrary to our district's use of social media by district employees policy and our staff ethics policy. She is no longer employed by the Catalina Foothill School District. On Tuesday, the embassy affiliate reported that Diallo was an employee of the Catalina

Foothill School District and was linked to an OnlyFans account. The outlet noted that explicit images appearing to be Diallo were being shared on Reddit. Okay, so they probably were shared on Reddit because somebody discovered this random OnlyFans and was like, wait, I think this is Rachel Dolezal. So her past is coming to haunt her present. And do you think that the school district knew that this Ichi Diallo woman was Rachel Do was rachel dolezal i don't think so

that's really crazy because she's like her name is so famous yeah her face isn't no because she was also in like costume in costume that's so true she was in dressing right if she just changed her makeup and her hair then she does she's not rachel anymore. Right, right. And was she, like, is she living life, like, as a teacher? Was she pretending to be, like, a black teacher? Or is she over that?

No, I think she's now Mrs. Diallo, a teacher. And is Diallo a black woman? Oh, is she doing it again? Right, that's what I'm saying. Is she still saying, like, no, I wasn't, like, I am black? Oh, I don't know.

She obviously has, like, a mental illness Well here's the thing So in November 2015 She admitted that She was biologically Born white to white Parents

But she identifies As black And said she began Identifying as black In 2006 You want me to stand In the way of her identity And she also published

A memoir called In Full Color Finding my place In a black and white world Wait in full color She's really committed She's committed to the bit And so I don't know that like the expose on her would stop her from like being who she thinks she is because her explanation is congress with her expose she's like yeah no i'm

not biologically black but that you're gonna tell me that i like i how i feel how i identify that is so interesting and so the embarrassment read her book for the redheads. I honestly like should read her book because this, it's such a crazy story. I know, but she's like really sticking with it that like, I honestly, I can't read a book by like a mentally ill person like that.

Like it would frustrate me. It would be frustrating. Yeah. Right. Like I live in reality where like your DNA like says you're not black. Like that equals you not being black. Like, and I probably,

like I couldn't sit down and read the book of somebody who inherently disagreed with that statement. Yeah. Yeah. So the fact that Rachel Dolezal like was teaching at a school when she's clearly like a crazy person is really, it's actually frightening. Like for real,

for the kids. She was an afterschool instructor. Oh, okay. But she's still in charge of kids. She's in charge of children. That's inappropriate. I i think like she she shouldn't be able to do that also um i do often wonder because there are a lot of like famous tiktokers who are teachers they just like talk about they like dance some of them like dance in their classrooms never they never have kids in

it but they're just like you know social media stars who are also teachers which i think is great because you don't make a lot of money as a teacher and like you have supplemental income but i do wonder like what the school board says about that they clearly have policies by the way because she's not tiktok by the way right right right no but they have a policy called use of social media by district employees so there are rules in place and i would imagine that the rules like have to do with the sort of content that's there like if it's and of course like including the kids. Oh. I mean no.

Can I see that picture of your tittle as well while you're explaining? But if it's. No I'm not explaining because I'm just guessing that like if the whole. If the content is like congruous with what a teacher should be posting. Then you're in the clear. Because teachers have social media. Even if it's a personal private account. Right.

But if the content is nefarious and uns and inappropriate then it's giving you a window into the sort of person that's being around the children mentally ill yeah no but even if it's just like oh wait sorry i'm i was not listening when you were just talking i was talking about even just like say only fans in general say the teacher start the sentence again i was not listening to anything you just said i I was looking at Rachel Goldstone. Thanks for admitting it, fine. You know, because then I just said mentally ill and I'm like accusing a teacher of being mentally ill.

Sorry, I wasn't listening. Okay. I think all teachers would have social media in general, even if it's just a private family account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they are allowed to be on social media. Of course. And I think as long as the content is child-friendly

and appropriate and things that you wouldn't mind your teacher doing, like, it's totally fine. But I think with there's nefarious content, you know, inappropriate, goodbye. NSFW. NSFW. But what if it's teachers on OnlyFans? That's.

NSFW. Yeah. Unless you're like, you know, tutoring math on OnlyFans. Yeah. But when we say OnlyFans, we mean nude or pornographic content, correct? Say it's on,? Say it's sexy. That's NSFW.

Yeah, but I wonder who had to write these bylaws. No, it's like a new problem. Yeah, and I guess it is subject to subjectivity because we're going to have to look at the pics. We have a lot of teacher toasters, so sound off in the comments. I imagine when you're a teacher, you're extremely mindful of what you put on social media, whether your account

is public or private knowing that your students could find it yeah but like what if you go out for like a bachelorette party with the girls right and you're like taking shots and it's on social media i don't know like because like teachers are humans too yeah that's a good question i feel like teachers have to like behave different on social media because of like the standard that they're held up to because of their job right which makes sense which a lot of people by the way like depending on your job so true yeah like you don't want your work finding this so you would say like please don't put that so true yeah but teachers I just feel like because I think I remember like I grew up like and in high school like we all had Facebook and there was like

teachers with Facebook pages and we would like find it and they were totally private but it was like the craziest thing like because it was like our thing it's like come out of here um and now i imagine it's much more than just like one teacher having a facebook page yeah that's private and we couldn't even see like a photo right so if you have an influencer teacher tiktoker right i think as long as everything that they're posting is something that the kids could see like it's totally kosher, then I think it's fine. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

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Yeah. No. And now he's being dragged. Again. Joey is his name. He's the new bachelor. He's being dragged for saying that a city built in 5900 BC has quote an old school vibe. And I didn't detect a lie in what he

said. They're really trying to paint a picture that he's dumb. Yeah. So Joey Graziotti made another unintentionally hilarious comment. The current bachelor who mixed up GRB and RBG last week has now described an ancient european city as having an old school vibe viewers were quick to drag the reality star who jetted to malta during monday's episode of the abc dating series they went to malta on the bachelor that's crazy like they're getting really kind of creative yeah where was the place they they never left not the quinta the other one oh uh what in pennsylvania that that

big colon nema colon which really sounds like a procedure in your ass stop i can't eat today i'm getting a colon tomorrow that hotel looks nice gorgeous gorgeous would love to go i would love to go for free sponsored visit we're so tacky like no like there are some places i want to go and i don't want it To be a sponsored visit I agree Like I just want to go I would love to go there On a sponsored

On a sponsored visit It's the type of place It's really only worth Going to on a sponsored visit No and it's also Like a piece of like Pop culture history So much backdrop

Is filmed there Like I would show it Like I couldn't help But show it off Other places I want to be A little more private Yeah yeah yeah But I want to go there

On a sponsored tour Yeah On a tourist visa on an influencer visa yeah yeah yeah so joey landed in malta and said i'm excited to be in malta i can tell why people love to come here it's absolutely beautiful it kind of has that old school vibe to it you can tell there's a lot of culture i just feel like when you're on the bachelor like it's a lot of late nights it. You can tell there's a lot of culture. I just feel like when you're on The Bachelor, like it's a lot of late nights. It's a lot of long days.

It's a lot of voiceovers describing a city. He probably like filmed this particular like intro to Malta like 60 times. So yeah, by the end, he sounded a little dumb. And I'm just not going to fault him because at the end of the day, like yeah, we can make fun of him, but he's not wrong.

Like yeah, I would say that a city built in 5900 BC is giving old school vibes. Yeah, I would say that's true. Yeah, Malta has been inhabited since 5900 BC, and it's home to temples older than both Stonehenge and the pyramids of Giza. And like, imagine if the people who built those temples knew that in it was gonna be on the bachelor they're probably so proud of their handiwork and like look we're making fun of this man when we should really be talking about the beautiful maltese architecture we should that does kind of have an old school vibe 1000 it's giving cheesecake factory yeah cheesecake factory has an old school vibe

yeah that's that is a factual sentence yes we're speaking only facts today this guy this season is getting a lot of good not i don't want to say press but like reception reception i've been seeing like a lot of like funny moments and people just like really like joey he looks like a really like i think he's like a mama's boy italian from satin island like that's the energy i get i don't know that to be like fact or not but But he seems like so cute and sweet. Yeah. People are like he's funny. He makes the show like very enjoyable. He's someone said he's so simple. I love him. Yeah. Simple is really a great word. But I don't know him to call him simple. No. I'm saying based on what I've seen in page six like RBG, GRB, 5900 BC. What's also so funny is like if I were watching The Bachelor and I heard this comment I don't know that it

would have struck me. Like it's like I'm so glad it was plucked that we're analyzing it. But I feel like I might have just carried on. Well, one, if I was even paying attention to the voiceover. What I do remember of The Bachelor was like, the whole episode was filled with sentences that meant nothing. So I don't know if I would have, you know, received this one in any particular way. I think this sentence is emblematic of all the conversations on The Bachelor.

Like, dumb. I think now if we go back and like pick out sentences of things that people said, like all of them could be fast dive stories right for fodder. It's true. It's true. So why now? Why this sentence? Though I appreciate it because it's funny and it's like harmless.

Yeah. I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? A little more reality TV news. Okay. Nick Vile is teaming up with Patty Stanger for a CW matchmaking series. Okay.

Nick Vile is teaming up with the ultimate matchmaker, Patty Stanger. The pair will work together in the CW's upcoming unscripted series called Patty Stanger, The Matchmaker. Variety has exclusively learned. Vile, who got his start on the bachelorette and now hosts the Vial Files podcast is a relationship expert on the series he will

offer his best tips and tricks in dating as the duo tackles their most challenging clients yet I feel like they've been trying to get Patty Stanger back on reality tv and like recreate the magic they had with that series Millionaire Matchmaker and honestly like I think they're them bringing Nick Viall is like a smart move like to you know reach a younger audience and Nick like really kills it and this podcast is really successful um and I feel like Nick shouldn't have done this like Nick Nick is like a new Nick is like the new Patty Stanger like he doesn't need Patty needs Nick Nick doesn't need Patty interesting you don't but Nick does really well with his podcast and everything,

but you don't think like then also doing like a little bit of traditional TV crossover just like helps his portfolio in general. It doesn't hurt. And also I feel like for so long, everyone does advice on their podcast and everyone does dating advice. But I do think that Nick gives very good advice

and that's really been now kind of his. What differentiates him. His niche, in addition to being like kind of the go-to place for reality TV stars, like he's a dating advice expert. That's just like kind of what he's fallen into. And doing a show with Patty Stinger where he is like the sort of. It solidifies him. As a relationship expert.

And from here on out, like he can do more things, positioning himself as a relationship expert. That's a good way of looking at it i just look at it being like this is like i feel like the third or fourth time we're trying to like recreate the millionaire matchmaker and it's like beating a dead horse at this point yeah but maybe like this injection of nick will bring you know new audience and make it more modern perhaps and for nick you know he's getting his street cred in the matchmaking dating space. Like maybe that's fair. He gets his own dating advice.

Right. That's fair. So it actually makes sense to me. I think it was a pretty good call for everyone involved, for everyone involved. Yeah. Let's see how it goes. I'm just like a hater, you know, and like I'm going to. Hate, hate, hate.

Yeah. Well, you know, I have beef with Pattyty stanger so you do she doesn't like redheads go on if you watch any episode like she literally won't set them up she thinks like she does not like redheads she should say that yeah yeah it's weird yeah no it's really weird well i wonder what she thinks of james hewitt oh yeah she wouldn't like this episode a lot so i'm not feeling like inclined to like defend her and support her show so it's just really how you feel but taking my own bias out of it like i actually think sure yeah whatever i thought she was a good matchmaker she had like funny stuff except like her beef with redheads was weird

yeah she's also the type of person who i think a lot of her content like would not age well like she was very old school very tough yeah um very traditional yeah and but i think in general like we need some of that yes some of the time and that type of content like is profoundly more interesting than someone being like you know yeah yeah i don't want to i don't want to watch i want to don't want to watch it. I want to watch somebody be insane. And she was great at that. Yeah. That show. She's like Abby Lee.

Oh my God. You, Patti Stanger is the Abby Lee of the matchmaking world. That's perfectly put. Thank you. Perfection. Like I don't even want to say another word.

We could end the episode technically. It was so good. I think we should. What are we going to do for lunch? Oh my gosh. When I was getting ready this morning, I I was gonna see if you wanted me to like preemptively order wraps no okay so Ben made taco meat on Sunday and today's Thursday can I still eat it I think so I'm gonna have that for lunch you know how I feel and I made you hard boiled eggs I know that's what I'm gonna have I'm like gonna run downstairs and eat that. Okay, great. So this was our fourth

and final episode of the week which is so devastating but not really because we're back tomorrow and Bruno has his health. Bruno has his health and Bruno has his mommy and he has his auntie

and he's surrounded by love which is really all he needs. Honestly, when he came home yesterday and like everyone was sitting on the floor playing with him, the man was in heaven. We were joking that Bruno like overdosed for attention.

Classic Bruno. That's like very marissa cooper of him stop but i've said before like i love my muffin but i know him like he's tinkerbell like without attention he will die that's all he wants in this world and like we all sat on the floor right outside the front door and like we're and the way bruno was like who me yeah right stop it no i'm fine you guys i was just going through a dark time i'm good i'm good so thank you guys so much for listening to the toast of my morning show where we deliver the best stories you need to know every monday through friday on youtube if you're watching this on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast can be found so it's better if i tune in to your public media or every podcast podcast find us at toasty five story we better be for

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