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Jackson, Claude, favorite show that that's by things you need to know.
We'll start your day off, swirly.
It's the toast.
I sound amazing.
Welcome back to the terst.
Happy worst.
Hey, Jurst.
How you durst?
I durst good on this Thursday.
No, it's Wednesday.
It's Wednesday.
Damn, sorry, guys.
Sorry to get your hopes up.
That's okay.
I knew it was Wednesday.
So, like, your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind.
But, you know, it's a good Wednesday.
It is.
It's fine.
It's all good.
Wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step
ever since Dancing with the Stars came onto our screens on Tuesday nights.
It's so true.
It's so funny.
We get into these eras of toasts where like the weeks have different like balance.
Like Tuesdays always dear toasters.
Mondays are always chunky.
And then depending on the like TV schedule of the week.
But like we start out the week really strong.
Like Monday's always parjee.
Catching up.
Tuesdays steer toasters.
Wednesdays dancing with the stars.
It feels so like.
Correct. And then Thursday we get to chill. Friday, Queenie and Weenie.
Yeah. And I think like the new Love is Blind episodes come out today or tomorrow. So we've got to stay up on that. See what these unwell folks are up to.
Hey, Bruce Dale. I didn't realize Bruno was showing up to work today. Hey, Brew. How you do? How you, how are brewing?
He's doing good. He's been working really hard. He's trying to buy something special for Magnolia. So he's taking on more shifts at work.
And just being a responsible individual.
Love that.
Like, welcome to the party.
Bruno, we all have bills to pay.
He's literally taking up more of the chair than me,
which is like so unacceptable.
Because you're literally two people.
How are you feeling?
Thanks for asking, Koji.
I'm...
It's nice to ask me.
I'm getting by.
The mornings are the easiest.
And like when I go to bed at night,
like getting into bed,
that whole process,
the last two hours of the day are so difficult.
Last night I had like more pain.
and aches than ever before.
And throughout the night, like, I toss and turn, and every time I flip over.
Oh, that's the worst.
Every time I flip over, it's either, like, round ligament pain or, like, cooter pain.
It's, like, pain.
But then by, like, 7 a.m. when I'm sleeping, I am...
Reset.
Officially comfortable.
Yeah, just in time.
Just in time to get up.
But, like, my belly feels lighter.
I'm, like, not hurting as much.
I know we've spoken about this before, but, like, pregnancy needs to come with a
handlebar in the bed where you can live.
literally hoist yourself up because you can't sleep on your back and you can sleep on your stomach.
So you just go like especially later on in pregnancy, you go side to side to side to side to side.
And to go from side to side to side is I imagine it's the strength that takes to do an iron man.
It is bar none the most difficult physical challenge of in a lifetime like that one could possibly experience.
And if there was just like a monkey bar like right in front of me like a pull up bar that I can use that.
Like give me that.
Yeah.
It's really true.
Like there's no good way to do it because if you try.
try and come up first to sit to an upright position.
You just did a sit up.
Ow.
You actually need to wake your partner, for real.
I be shocked if I don't because I'm always like, oh.
Yeah, right, right.
And you know he's like pretending to sleep.
Like, he can hear you.
It's like everything okay.
Can I, the worst, can I do anything?
No.
You know what's so crazy about you is that you're really not into baths.
And I imagine you would at this point, like really thrive in the tub.
I found baths like so medically necessary.
I don't know how I would get out of one right now.
Oh, wait.
Getting out was always a two-person job.
And you have to be like really comfortable with your partner
because they're going to have to help you get out of the tub.
But getting in and just getting all the weight off of your bones,
like you could just float.
I would highly encourage if you have a few extra hours later tonight.
Like take a bath.
I did baths in my first pregnancy with how I actually remember like I bathed a lot.
I even got my thermometer in there to make sure it wasn't over one or four.
I'm like I want all the heat I could get.
Yeah.
Then with Charlie and like the surclash, I didn't do any baths because I was like I don't want like the water and afraid.
I was just afraid. No, I'm afraid. And then I just like gotten into that habit of like not taking baths.
Even though last night I was actually thinking because I've been having a lot of, I don't know how to describe it other than cooter pain.
I don't think that's, I don't think you need to describe it any better. Like that's perfect. Major cooter pain. I didn't have it in my other pregnancies like and it's been like months now like serious cooter pain.
I was like a bath sounds nice, yeah.
Highly recommend.
I'll think about it.
You also have a pool.
I'm not swimming either.
I don't want the chlorine in my cuder.
That I actually understand, even though like you could not keep me out of a pool when I was pregnant.
No, but like that's just like, that's based on nothing.
If I asked my doctor, they would be like, you made that up.
And I didn't make it up.
But it just, it seems weird.
Listen, you're allowed to make up whatever you want.
For sure.
It says to you in an abundance of caution.
Like, why are you mad, bro?
Correct. Sorry I love my baby too much.
Like, why you mad, bro?
Then I don't want to swim. I also just like don't like swimming.
I know. Jackie's like so not a fun person to vacation with.
Like she's just like doesn't like to tan either because she's like porcelain skin, which I understand.
I like the shade.
And she just like reads in the shade like fun.
Amazing. Best day ever.
I'm like drinking in the sun.
Like we're so different.
We're so different.
That's crazy.
That sounds like a misery.
Heaven.
Heaven.
Must be missing an angel.
They wrote that song about you.
That's so sweet.
Dancing with the stars, or as I like to call it, buffering with the stars.
I still have like no Wi-Fi.
The Verizon Man came yesterday.
He, like, showed me his special machine.
He walks around the house.
Tell me about that.
Okay.
He has this machine and he walks around the house and like when the Wi-Fi is good, it's green.
And when it's really bad, it's red.
So he's walking around, walking around.
I'm green everywhere, green everywhere.
He goes to the corner of my bedroom.
Where your TV is.
Red.
And he said there must be something in the wall.
He literally said, I can't fix it.
Like, go fuck yourself.
And I said, oh, okay, thanks.
Sometimes there's something in the wall and you can't fix it.
I know.
He did recommend this, like, product from Amazon that I'll now look into.
Like, another $100 down the drain.
It's just like, everything is $100.
What is it?
The, uh...
It's like an item, you know?
The Eero?
Ero.
You know Eero?
I do know Eero.
Does it work?
Yeah.
I've only used it in like really like situations where everything was working against Eero.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like in a hotel trying to get Wi-Fi from the hotel to create my own network.
And they weren't wanting me to create my own network.
Okay.
Well, I'm trying to use it in my home.
I think if you use ERO the way it's intended, which is like Wi-Fi boosting across your home.
Yeah.
I think it works.
Yeah.
Okay.
I did buy it.
I was just like so reluctant mostly because it was $100.
It's a good thing to have to.
And like if you ever want to like create your own network when you're on vacation, like that's helpful.
It is helpful.
Yeah.
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
So let me tell you I've been listening to so much Keith Urban.
One, because he's just like a topic.
Have you taken Keith side?
No, no.
I'm holding space for two truths.
First of all, I'm not taking a side.
You're not.
And second of all, like Keith.
I don't know what happened.
But I just blindly support women.
You know me better than that.
Even though it's juicier at the Chanel show, she looked in.
sane. New face alert.
Totally Stephen Levine did up.
I've been listening to a lot of Keith Urban because you do see the video going viral.
He performed like a few days ago.
And he was like obviously having a moment when singing that song,
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
So there's a part in the verse that go,
Take your space in all your reasons that you think of me.
And Keith is up there and he's like really, he's like, really?
He's like, take your space in my mind.
He's like, take your space in my.
all your bullshit reasons.
He goes kind of crazy.
So many people tag me in it. I can't even see it.
No, I didn't.
And your stupid bull, he said stupid bullshit reasons.
Like, and he's being really like, very like Ellen.
I mean, he's so crazy.
His hair is like very Ellen in the early 90s.
Like he was really being nuts.
That's really funny.
Do you see the headline in the post that was like Keith Urban really didn't like
that movie baby girl?
Lowe.
Yeah.
Loll.
That's funny.
Yeah.
And I think like it's just true.
when we called it.
Like, you are living under a rock
if you don't believe that the movie Baby Girl
had something to do with the downfall of their marriage.
Yeah, that's just like not something that you go and do.
At the bare minimum, it was a cry for hell.
All I think about is that actor from Desperate Housewives
who won't even kiss.
Okay, so that actor from Desperate Housewives
who won't even kiss, who also like he's,
you guys, if you look him up,
just look up Dave from Desperate Housewives.
He's been on your favorite show playing like someone sinister.
Someone sinister.
Even though it seems like in real life he's that,
P-jom, he is P-jom, because he won't even take roles where he has to kiss someone else
because it's disrespectful to his wife and unfaithful. And, like, that's what we've been trying to say.
He was, like, a pretty big character for two seasons on Desperate Housewives, and he was married to
Edie, who was, like, the village whore. And they didn't even kiss on the show. It was crazy.
They must have really wanted him to, like, be on the TV show, because why else? Well, his daughter
is, like, a TikToker. She doesn't, like, she goes viral a lot, like, only when her dad's in it,
she makes him do stuff. And everybody comments, like, oh, but he was my favorite. He was on suits. He
played like this like kind of evil oh wasn't he in yellowstone like an evil developer yeah he's
always playing like an evil blank yeah um and his daughter um uses him for likes which we love
yeah that's a good man that's a good man that's ben if he ever goes once we go to hollywood
which is very soon um oh that's that's gonna be ben okay if ben gets like a major acting role
while you're out in hollywood but like it's a romance it's a rom-com but it's like gonna be the biggest
in the country it's like based on a book say maybe he gets the role of um fourth wing okay he gets
yeah that like that would happen continue what's his name zayden ryerson zander yeah he gets the role
of zadyn wright and fourth wing it's going to be the next twilight yeah i come but he has to obviously
like have the smut scenes with violet what do you say no for a multitude of reasons one like
am i crazy i don't want ben becoming a movie star like
first of all, he would be insufferable.
Second of all, like, that's my man.
I don't want other people, like,
fawning after him, like, no.
Men who are married can't be, like,
Edward and Jacob.
They were both single.
That's true.
I'm so glad you brought that up.
I am so glad you brought that up.
And I know this is going to spoil something
that they're talking about on the good guys,
but I have to talk about it.
And I forgot, I forgot to tell you this.
So, you know, and I remember this,
because I read Josh Peck's book,
and, like, one of the peak moments of his career
was being cast in this movie alongside
Ben Kingsley.
It's called the, oh my God,
why am I blanking on it?
the the whackness um and ben was like to me over the weekend like i can't live i've never
seen this movie of josh's it's like actually like i'm being a bad friend like can we watch it i said sure
am i supposed to know um whom's ben king's ben kingsley is yes look at his face you'll know him okay
like 100% do you want me to wait for you before i finish my story just like for the context
hold on ben kingsley cool got it uh yeah like you know yeah i think he might have been in beauty
and the beast oh for sure no he's in something that we're upset he's
in the dictator. Okay. King.
Al-A-Dinler's list.
Oh. Tuck Everlasting. Now this is a catalog.
Oh, my God. We don't talk about Chuck everlasting enough. No, we don't.
Okay. So please put your phone down. I want to tell you the story. So I didn't know what it was
about. I just said yes. Like of course. We watched it. Okay. He wanted to watch the movie.
It's one of this, like, one of Josh's like most proudest moments of his career.
And Ben's like, you know, he's my best friend. I've never seen this movie. Oh. Like we should watch it.
I said, great.
It was on Prime.
We watched it.
And it was good, but like, Josh didn't tell us.
Ben didn't tell me.
Ben didn't know.
There was not one but two sex scenes.
And to answer your question.
Who participated in them?
Josh!
Yeah.
I was like, oh, no.
First of all, I could not something about Paige, his wife.
Like, has she seen this?
When did the movie come out?
It was just there.
Like, not to be weird, but it was actually a flattering sex scene for Josh.
Like, if I was Paige, I would find it hot, right?
Like, that's my man.
2008.
Right. Josh was like peak physical fitness, you know. He looked great. It's just like I know you too well. Like me and Ben were literally being like three year olds covering our eyes. But it was like it wasn't like an embarrassing scene. It was like Josh came out like looking good, you know? Yeah. So I'm thinking of his wife like she either like hates it or loves it. Like it was actually kind of flattering. But it's also before her time. Like you really can't of get upset about things that people did especially if they're not like you know criminal. So to answer your question, even if I wanted Ben to become like a big.
time movie star, which, to be clear, I don't.
Do not cast Ben in any movies.
I don't think I would be able to get past that because I think about how I felt just
watching somebody I'd know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Glad that we cleared that up.
And I know he was up for the role of Zaden Ryerson, but he will not be a idiot after this.
Politely declines.
Unless you're violet.
How about them apples?
Well.
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cast them together.
And you know, Violet, like the descriptors of Violet in the book, I remember.
Like, she's so tiny, tiny, tiny.
And that's perfect for me.
So I accept, graciously.
I'd watch it.
Yeah.
No, you couldn't watch it because you'd be watching, like, me doing porn.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, no.
No, I wouldn't.
Right.
Could not.
Now, I feel that we should dive in because I'm dying to talk about dancing with
stars.
It's like all I did last night.
It's a two-hour broadcast because of the buffering.
It took me about three hours.
And so like that's what I did the whole night
And I can't sit here and like not talk about it any longer
Oh the buffering you experience
And what about your living room TV?
Like you don't ever feel like watching in there
Oh I don't have one
Oh cool
I'm waiting
Like I'm
To buy a TV
No I haven't even bought it yet
And I'm like taking this big trip to LA
Like I have so much going on
I haven't bought a TV yet sorry
And where's your frame
My frame is in the kitchen
And I can't figure out how to turn it on
Oh you have a TV in the kitchen
Yeah. Also in my new place, there is an outlet, like a cable. You know the cable outlets?
Yeah. And your bathroom.
Right above the bathtub. Are you going to do it?
I think the person who lived there before me must have been a bather.
A fellow bather. Well, I don't need cable. Like, who was cable?
Would you want a TV in the bathtub?
No, like the tub is really phone time.
So I'm okay. But I'm open, of course.
It's interesting. Very interesting.
Well...
Very interesting.
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Yeah, welcome. Our first story, Dali Parton's sister has everyone in a tizzy after saying,
that she was up all night praying for the ill country superstar in an alarming post.
So Dolly Parton's sister Frida said on Facebook, quote, last night I was up all night praying for
my sister Dolly.
Many of you know she hasn't been feeling her best lately.
I truly believe in the power of prayer and I've been led to ask all the world that loves
her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.
She's strong, she's loved and with all the prayers being lifted for her.
I know in my heart she's going to be just fine.
Godspeed my sissy dolly.
We all love you.
Then she clarified.
Okay, let's just say like, that's giving dire.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dyer.
Dyer.
Then she clarified, I didn't mean to scare anyone.
She is clearing the air after she said that she was up all night praying, saying, I want
to clear something up.
I didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for
Dolly.
She said that Dolly has been a little under the weather.
And I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer.
It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister.
So here's the thing.
normally, like under normal situations, like I would be reading this person to filth,
but I'm going to chalk this up to just, like, boomer behavior with her Facebook post.
Like, I don't believe she meant any harm.
There is a small chance like something is actually going on with Dolly and then she got in trouble
for this post and like she just like is lying now.
I'm going to choose not to see the bad in, what's her name?
Faith?
Frida.
I'm going to have faith in Frida and believe that she's telling the truth.
But like if I was a conspiracy theorist, which I'm not, you know, I'm not not.
I could be looking deeper into this.
but I'm going to choose to accept it, you know, surface what you say.
At base value.
Yeah, I think so too.
I guess all those things that she said in the first post
that could apply to someone who it has.
Who has strep throat.
Yeah.
And boomer behavior.
Yeah, I guess like why are we reading Dolly Parton's sister's Facebook posts?
Like maybe those weren't meant for public consumption.
It was just, it's like one woman's journey.
This is the first I'm learning of Dolly Parton's sister.
And Frida Barton.
And Frida Barton.
and Dolly Parton's sister's Facebook.
It's a corner of the internet.
I probably wouldn't have reached had it not been for Frida's kind of erratic Facebook post.
So for that, I'm grateful, I guess.
I'm just glad to know Dolly is allegedly doing okay.
I'm glad to know that Dolly wants us to know she's okay.
Whether or not it's more serious or it's not,
she wants to project that it is okay,
which makes me feel like it will be okay, you know?
I also am just like getting the feeling.
I feel like Dolly Parton is the next Betty White, if that makes sense.
Like a beloved American icon celebrity who everyone's just sort of like praying stays alive.
Well, yeah, like this just like put us on alert and like we weren't.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I had to like worry about Dolly like potentially dying soon.
And now we're worried.
She had canceled some shows, but like everybody canceled shows, young, old.
yeah happy sad she's 79 no like that's just like awoke something in me that i that i didn't know
needed that was asleep like and i just like it's also again i'm giving grace because she's a boomer but
it's giving like pick me energy like my sister's sick let me write a facebook post i'm just saying
claudia but it was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister literally me
Like, guys, Jackie has to, like, flip over in the night.
It's so hard for, I'm just a little sister asking for prayers for my big sister.
Yeah.
I hope that's all.
I hope it's just boomer behavior because I don't want to consider the alternative.
And now, for you to say, free to saying don't, so I'm not going to.
Let's say Dolly just, like, has a cold.
Or the flu.
Like, okay, the flu is different in an 80-year-old person.
I'm saying if it's just like a, like a stuffy nose, like, like, actually don't waste your prayers.
Do you know what I mean?
like, like, yeah, I don't know.
I'm trying not to read too much into this,
but I feel like they're actually,
the more I talk about it,
like there's definitely something going on with Dolly.
Oh, interesting.
When I first read this story,
like before I really dug into it
with my little sister.
Right, who you constantly pray for, correct?
Oh, of course.
I was just like, oh, silly Frida.
But now, I'm like, they're trying to silence Frida.
Right.
And this is like Frida trying to undo.
They're like, Frida, your Facebook post was inappropriate.
Like, please stop.
And so they wanted her to just like,
like stop but then she was like, I can fix it.
And she wrote this second post.
I can. No, really, I can.
Yeah.
Okay.
Time will tell.
But unfortunately.
Yeah.
I'm praying for Dolly.
Always.
Yeah.
I'm just a little sister.
Praying for a big sis.
Correct.
Are you ready for our next story?
Mm-hmm.
Charlie XX was out partying with Kylie Jenner.
Yes, she also liked a post about Taylor.
Yeah. So the coalition on the other side is out and about right now. Oh, that's funny that you see it that way. I don't see Kylie as a part of the coalition because like we said, the coalition has like a lot of losery energy. Like the people who hate Taylor Swift like are not cooler than Taylor Swift. It's like Phineas and Charlie XXX. Like I'd seriously rather hang out with a bum on the street. I don't know anyone who's like with Charlie XX this week. It just like feels like a statement. Yes. Having said that, it wasn't like they, you know, called each other.
up and got dinner. They were at like an event, right? It was a Marty Supreme something.
And yeah, but that's Timothy's event. Which Kylie has to be at. And like Charlie just goes to the
opening of an envelope like anywhere she could like party. I guess it was like anyone who was in Paris.
Right. I don't think of it. It wasn't like a social call. Okay. I do not. I'm sorry. I do not consider. I do not
consider. I do not consider like I do not of beef technically between like the Kardashians and Taylor Swift.
But like I don't know. Kylie's so out of that. I do not consider her a part of the coalition at all,
especially since the coalition
like reeks of mediocrity, okay?
No, I know.
That's why it was upsetting to see that on this week
when like Charlie's name is only associated
with Lerd right now.
No, no, no, no, don't worry.
Like seriously, Kylie's not a part of the coalition.
It just, but she's not, what's the opposite of a coalition?
Like, she's not a part of like the Taylor Swift fan club either.
No.
Even though you know her and Stormy, like, totally shake it off.
Oh, I hope Storm is the only one who could like bring Kylie out of this.
Stormaloo.
Stormy is not brat.
No.
Oh my God.
Stormy's such a Swifty for sure.
She's like so glittery and fun and cute.
Yeah. Okay.
It's definitely like hard for Kylie to like not engage with Taylor Swift.
She has a young daughter.
Like that's what young daughters do these days.
Yeah, especially like.
All the girls.
All the girls.
Yeah.
The like that were all born.
The nieces and nephews.
No, but also it's like stormy, dream.
Yep.
And true.
Yep.
They're all like really like girly, glittery, too, too.
And shy.
Girls that age love Taylor Swift,
especially girls who have like interests in music.
And,
and like girly, like, sparkly things.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, um, the girlies were out in Paris, Kylie, Rosalia, Charlie,
at a restaurant in Paris.
Yeah, I guess they're celebrating Marty Supreme Timothy's new movie,
which is like actually getting rave reviews.
I would see it.
Not that that's surprising.
You know, he is like an actor.
And he everything he is in gets rape reviews.
Right.
He's kind of like a media darling.
But I think this might be like the, this might be the Oscar.
Oh, hopefully Kylie's right there.
next, Tim, accepting graciously. I'd like to thank my fiance, Kylie. The mother of my children.
I was thinking about them last night because they go through periods where they do a lot of public
stuff and then they take a break. And so every time they come back up for air, like doing a public
thing, it's a reminder that they're still together and you know what? Like they have been together
for a long time. Yeah. And they were just like spotted together. They resurfaced again.
Right. They were doing the Knicks basketball circuit. That was like four months ago.
Yeah. I don't think anyone like thought they broke up, but they just hadn't been seen together.
Right.
I'm obsessed, by the way.
I really like them.
I've done a full 180 on them.
And now I want them to get married.
I have kids.
Sure.
Yeah.
And win an Oscar.
Yes.
And Kylie's there.
Their year.
Yes.
And then when he gets up to accept his award, you see, it's like Beyonce at the BMA's.
Kylie opens up her blazer and there's a little bump.
I love it.
And also, has he won an award?
A big one.
Like a big one?
In the years that they've been dating.
Well, he went to that Roman.
Yeah, not like a BAFTA or whatever, but Oscar Globe.
No.
Because I would love to know if he's going to thank his lady love.
We will find out soon enough.
Yeah.
So, but Marty Supreme better be good.
And it better win awards so that Kylie can get her flowers.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah.
An update on one of our favorite pop culture stories.
Selena Gomez's kidney donor Francia Rasa breaks her silence after not being at the wedding.
Yeah.
So I saw that she wasn't at the wedding.
And when we were talking about the wedding, I didn't want to bring it up because I do get like accused of like being like a Francia racer like agitator.
True.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
So I didn't want to bring it up.
But yeah, she wasn't there.
I didn't realize.
I didn't even think about like is the kidney donor there or not.
But no.
Is the kidney donor in the room with us?
No, the kidney donor was not in the room, which is very odd on its face when someone gives
you a kidney that they would not be at your wedding.
But Francia, when she talks about this, she really talks out of both sides of her mouth.
And she's making, like, she makes like both arguments for why, like, she should be more included
and things are more friendly with Selena and then also not.
Here's the thing.
And from what I've heard from people who have either accepted.
organs or given organs,
you don't have to, like, remain best friends.
When you sign up, you're doing it under the guide of, like,
if I never see this person again, I'm doing it because, you know,
I think it's the right thing to do.
You go through, like, extensive therapy.
You get a lot of warnings that, like,
you should not expect to be this person's best friend for life,
yada, yada.
So it's completely okay that she wasn't invited to the wedding.
Having said that, it's fucking weird.
Yeah.
You know, there's not like budget limitations on Selena Gomez.
his wedding. It's not something you have to do, but it's absolutely something you should do.
No, and like you don't have to stay best friends with your organ donor at all. But a wedding is not
just best friends. Like it's important people in your life. It's people who were there for you at a
certain time in your life, whether now you're still close now. I would say the person who gave you
a kidney was there for you at a certain part in your life. So what does she say? I didn't say that
she's spoken about it. She said, she had been asked about the wedding like a few months ago at an
event in a bookstore. She said, I know she's getting married and I'm very happy for her. And look,
she has a life and she's already a billionaire and I'm grateful that I could do that for her.
So there she goes like taking credit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why did she have to bring that she was a billionaire?
After she was asked what she would say to anyone considering organ donation and she emphasized
that the process is about saving someone's life rather than creating a special bond with them.
Exactly.
She said, quote, look, from the beginning, the doctors told me it's a donation.
If you're going to donate a dollar to St. Jude or somewhere else, you're not going to call
and say, hey, what are you doing with my dollar?
It's a donation and it's something nice.
that I was able to do.
I am grateful that I am alive
and I can say that I have saved a life.
So she's,
that's what they tell you.
One hand saying, like,
you shouldn't expect anything from this.
But on the other hand,
she's saying I'm a billionaire.
And I understand,
and I agree with the overall,
like when you do a kiddie.
I like that they tell people,
like you really have to consider it a donation.
You cannot expect anything in return.
It's not like a, you know,
a transaction of any sorts.
All of that, yes.
And I guess it's more complicated.
Having said that.
when it's a personal relationship, not just from like a list.
Right, exactly.
They were friends.
That's how she knew that she was a donor.
I match.
Having said that, like,
why wouldn't you invite your kidney donor to your wedding?
Like, the only reason you wouldn't is because there's something nefarious going on, right?
Agreed.
You invite, like, the people, like, who, how help you?
From child to do you haven't seen until on cousins.
Like, you invite your donor.
You invite your kidney donor.
Who saved your life.
Like, I'm sorry.
It's actually absurd.
Like wouldn't be here today without you.
Especially at a big wedding.
It wasn't like three people, you know, in a church.
So it's weird.
And the more that these two maintain that there's no weirdness between them,
as you guys know, Francia Reyesa famously went on the Good Guys podcast
and said there's absolutely no beef between her and Selena.
I'm sorry, you think she would be at the, then she would be there is.
And I have to believe, like, you could say maybe she was invited,
but she couldn't go.
She could go.
She could go.
If Lurd could go.
she could go
she could go
and I'm sorry like every time
Selena Gomez does something like we have to talk
about it but I'm sorry it's insane
I feel like I had genuinely forgotten for a few years
and I didn't even feel like I'm always bringing it up
but I saw this I saw something I had to say something
the donor was not at the wedding
yeah and like the last big thing was Francia
like Selena Gomez saying like Taylor's like her only real friend in the industry
and Francia leaving a comment on that on like a Selena fan page
being like that's so hurtful to say
and it's like well that is for sure like she could have said
also Francia. But like that's not to me like a big indicator that there's something wrong
between them. Not inviting her to her wedding is a huge red flag. There is something so sinister
going on here. There's something so bizarre about and things like this that make it hard not to be
a conspiracy theorist, honestly. No, it's just, it's so clear. This is so clear. Clear. Are you ready
for our fourth story? Yeah, actually I am. Okay. Oh, okay, great. Mali made behind it all. Season
two is coming to Prime Video.
Maybe I'm not.
Following the success of Molly May Behind It All series one, the influencer and
entrepreneurs returning to Prime Video for a second outing.
So she just dropped the trailer for season two, which premieres in 10 days.
And I'm so excited.
I'm so excited because I watched the last season or the last part of the last season,
like later than it came out.
I watched it this summer.
So it all feels so fresh to me.
And now we're getting more.
It feels like the turnaround is so quick.
It has been so part.
Yeah, I love any like more content more celebrity documentaries, whether it's like a series or a reality show.
I'm a big fan.
I didn't watch.
I'm like really not.
Molly May like never stuck for me, you know, I ended up watching some of her YouTube videos.
And they're not bad, of course.
But it's just like, it's not my thing.
I understand.
Plus you didn't much her season of love is of Love Island.
Correct.
So you don't have that attachment.
I didn't watch Buffer Island.
Yeah.
And Tommy and the gang.
Right.
But this is very exciting.
The show is so good.
I know you don't have TikTok,
but have you seen, like, the AI-generated Jake Paul content
that's taking over the interwebs?
I saw, like, him as a Hasid.
So, at first I saw it, and it's so lifelike.
I got duped, and it's getting increasingly harder to get,
like, to tell what's AI and what's not.
I don't know what started this trend,
but, like, somebody out there has been making the most hyper-realistic
Jake Paul AI content.
I saw him doing a makeup tutorial.
I'm like, oh, that's weird.
It must be like a joke.
But it was AI.
And now, like, they have him working as a coal miner, working as a beauty guru, being a Hasidic Jew, like going to a mosque.
Like, he literally is like a non-denominational.
He's going everywhere.
I don't know why or how it's happening, but it is.
Weird.
He's loving it too.
Oh, good.
Good.
Yeah.
Weird.
Or unless the video I saw of him talking about the AI was AI.
Where did you see it?
maybe in the docu series she'll talk about bethany
i think she will that's what i said when we were talking about that story
they were definitely filming at the loriel show because that's like a big moment for
and she decided to walk um so they definitely will or they won't and it will just mean that
it was a nothing burger and it was just everybody else's reaction to it but she didn't like feel
it a big thing but she didn't feel anything and i don't think that she would knowing her
yeah she's not like a drama starter but if that happened on like
Brooks Nader, it would have been on Love Thy Nader.
Yeah.
No, she's not a drama starter.
And she's also like not, she doesn't need to take up all the oxygen in the room.
Like, oh, someone took 10 of my seconds.
Like, that's not Molly.
That's not Miss Manny.
And that's actually why, like, I don't think the show is for me.
Dead ass.
Yeah, that's why you can't relate to her.
Yeah, because like that's what I'm looking for.
Like, I would tune into the episode about the L'Oreal show and be like, give me the
Bethany drama.
Yeah, but no, in her heart of hearts, I really don't think that there is drama.
She's got enough on her plate.
Okay.
So, um, stay tuned for that 10 days, can't wait.
Plus, I think Victoria Beckham's docuseries came out today.
Thursday.
I saw it on Netflix when it was buffering.
I thought it's October 8th.
It said Thursday.
Thursdays, it said?
Yeah, I'm excited for that too.
The dairy.
That's a good thing to have.
The dairy's ever Thursdays.
And that's something like, I think husbands and wives can watch together
because there's like a lot of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham stuff.
Yeah, if my husband can like tear us away from love is blind for two seconds.
Right.
And I'm recommending a lot of like,
you know, gender inclusive shows because I only have one TV.
Right, right.
And then...
I can't turn on my frame TV.
I don't have one for the living room yet.
So we're just watching buffering in the bedroom.
Together.
Correct.
That's beautiful.
It's bringing you closer.
Yeah, maybe I'll never get a living room TV.
Or Goals is not having a bedroom TV.
Oh my God.
Sounds like a nightmare.
Like only your need to watch shows in the living room that are like events.
No, oh my God.
Having a TV in my bedroom is like,
I think that's true liberation.
No, no, it's true hell.
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Our fifth and final story leading into TV recap,
Dancing with the Stars.
A couple receives the first nine of the competition on Disney Night.
And spoiler alert, Alaria and Club went home.
So, well, after all the dances, it was Disney night, a really fun theme, so much vertical integration, Hulu, Disney, ABC of it all. It was too much.
I feel like so many of the dances, like, were singing to, like, irrelevant songs, and that, like, made them worse.
Like, justice for Robert Irwin and his Utopia song. Like, the dance might have been good, but I don't know.
Do you know that song? Have you ever heard it?
No.
Oh, I actually didn't know that song. And I agreed with what you just said previously, but that song was actually good to me.
But like Dylan Ephron dancing to life as a highway
It was like so unfair dancing to like a landmark franchise like cars
And then I had people over here dancing to songs
I had literally never heard
So you know what I think I was thinking the same thing
Like it felt like very niche and I feel like they do Disney Night every season
And all of the good songs and premises have been taken
And so they're like in the weeds doing like these random fucking characters
Space Mountain theme dance
When it's like space, who was Space Mountain?
Elaine.
Elaine.
When it's like where's beauty and the beast like just do Beauty and the Beast.
It'll be great.
Yeah, I think it's okay to repeat.
It really is.
Especially the show's been on for like 20 years.
You can repeat from 10 years ago.
Oh, so you're getting more votes than ever means new viewers.
Like, you can repeat.
It's okay.
Okay, when Carlton was like, we reached a new bad by 40 million votes.
I'm like, okay, so that's four million because everybody votes 10 times.
And there's definitely like a million people who do it on like multiple devices.
I'm like, okay, so three million votes.
That's like really not that much.
Sorry, like I'm not impressed.
No, it's all such a lie.
I'm not talking about the voting anymore because.
Okay, and also I just want to say, I'm not talking about the voting because last day I was enraging.
You guys know how I feel.
People getting, like the same type of people getting eights.
It's just absurd.
Yes, you want to talk about the scoring.
I'm sorry, scoring.
I'm not talking about the scoring.
Okay.
Let's go through the dances and the songs.
But yeah, the theme was so much fun.
I literally wanted to like wake up my kids because like Mickey and Minnie were there, Donald and Daisy.
No, and all the kids in the audience was so cute.
No, it was so cute.
Donald and Daisy were like up with the cast getting there, talking to Julianne.
Like it was just, it was the happiest place on earth.
And then the first dance being cars and he said he's made her.
I always say madder, but it's made her, I guess.
And she was lightning McLean.
I'm like, you guys.
Like, why am I watching this by myself?
No, no, it was kind of weird.
First dance, Dylan Ephron and Dinella.
By the way, Dingella is allegedly married to Pasha.
Yeah.
And therefore likely not hooking up with Dylan.
You know, I don't think they're hooking up either.
You said last week the complete opposite.
You know, but they had lug zero chemistry this week.
So it was just like a sexy dance last week.
I think everyone was on to them.
Maybe.
No, they have so much chemistry.
Sorry.
They're over-correcting.
Yeah, I think they're pretending like they don't like each other.
They have a lot of chemistry.
Sorry.
I don't know if the dance was good or they were just dancing to my favorite band ever.
Do you know what I mean?
I had a hard time making that distinction.
And when it's the men and he's not bad by any means,
but like the female dancers are working overtime.
They're literally carrying the men.
by the hand to get them into the next step.
It's like, Daniela does it.
Riley does it. Whitney does it.
And you could just see so much effort on their part.
Actually, it's actually showing like too much effort because now I'm like very aware that
the man can't like move himself.
And the thing with Dylan is that he's like an able-bodied young fit guy.
So he does a good job.
But he's not getting better.
Like every week.
Like I feel like like Elaine Hendrix is getting so much better.
Even Scott Hoying, even though he had the biggest fuck up ever.
He's getting a lot better.
Like I'm seeing vast improvements in the quality of dance.
And with Dylan, I'm not.
Like, I don't know.
I'm unimpressed by him.
Sorry, I know everybody is gooped and gagged for him.
I'm not.
No, like this week, he just kind of coasted by.
On a good song.
On a good song.
And also because there are people that were worse than him who are ready to go home
or who have no fans like Clarion Glep.
They got 23 out of 30.
Fine.
Then Danielle Fisiel and Pasha.
Okay.
Speaking of improvement, she absolutely crushed.
Like, I was shook.
she's getting so much better.
Like I love to see people like getting so invested in this.
And you know I love him, but like, like Andy's not getting better.
Like his time is almost up.
Like Danielle Fisher, like she's an older woman in the competition.
And she's getting so much better.
Like I'm so proud of her.
She crushed.
She deserves to stay for a little bit long.
Like actually no, a lot bit longer.
So Andy's like not getting much better.
I don't expect him to get much better.
But I do expect every dance to like move me.
And last night's dance didn't.
He still made it through, but like maybe next week.
Because they need that moment in every dance where it's like, oh my God,
pee job.
crying like to appear for this world.
And I guess the chef's kiss from Rattachewy was like meant to do that.
Like the comedic element.
They're not going to nail it every week.
But that's what he's coasting on.
Not improvement.
Yeah, but he's running out of people like Scott is going to go before him.
Holaria was going to go before him.
Elaine might, but she's getting like a lot better.
So he's kind of running out of time.
Yeah, but he's not going to win.
So at some point he will go home.
No, of course not.
He's already there much longer than anyone expected.
Yeah.
Scott and Riley bobbed to the top.
Okay, so Riley ate down with the whole concept, the choreography.
I loved it.
And then when Julianne and Derek were like, when Derek gave his critique and he was like,
you know, people say Julian and I are Charpent and Ryan.
I never thought about that before, but that's hysterical.
I also didn't know Scott was in high school musical, the musical, the series.
That was a great synergy.
I was like, actually really excited for him.
He started out really strong.
I was like, you know what?
I've been really hard on him.
And he said, he was getting so much better.
He got so comfortable last week.
Like now I'm like I'm breaking out of my shell.
I can't stop me.
And I felt so bad because he just like,
so he was sucked.
He bopped to the bottom.
Like he just had so many messups,
so many obvious ones.
And at first I was like,
Riley's really being like a great pro.
She's putting her whole heart into it.
Like, but I thought for sure he was going home.
I said, you know what?
Elaine and Andy are going to be safe because Scott's obviously going home.
Yeah.
He is safe for this week.
And just next week.
week he has to do better. What I do like is that like the scores don't compound. Like if you fucked up
this week, it doesn't matter for next week. Tabulorassa. Uh-huh. And that is good because like next
week he could do an amazing dance and he could be top of the pack. Like yeah, he had a lot of
momentum after like Jenny and he just like sort of shot the bed last night. And I felt so bad
because it was really set up for him to be like to really take the momentum to the next level.
Like Jenny and then Ryan and Charpe like perfect. Yeah. The choreo was great. But no.
Alex Earl and Val, Maleficin. I couldn't see anything.
Oh yeah, it was super dark, but it was good.
It was good.
It was too dark.
Like the judges, I don't know if they did this for every dance,
but they did it for a couple where Bruno,
sorry, Len.
Stands up.
Bruno like stands up because he's like trying to see.
And I'm like, I-
He does that for everyone.
I can't see either.
It was too dark.
Turn the lights on.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
But she was beautiful and she moves elegantly and like,
she crushed it, but like, I want to see.
She did good.
But it wasn't like, yeah, my favorite style.
I'm not like obsessed with Val.
I feel like everybody's obsessed with Val.
It's like, that's who you want for your partner.
I'm not obsessed with any of the men.
No.
Yeah.
And if I am, I'm obsessed with Mark Ballas.
He does such good work for Whitney.
But Whitney does good work for Witsilf.
Correct.
Next, Hilarie and Gleb.
Star Wars.
Oh, such a bad.
Like for me, sorry, I know Star Wars is huge,
but like for me, that's not like something I want to dance to, okay?
Not Gleb getting critiqued.
What did they say to him?
I forget.
Something about, that there wasn't enough
whatever their style of dance was,
there wasn't a samba or whatever.
He got critiqued, which is just like so awkward.
They love saying that.
Right, Jan got critiqued a lot.
He always gets critiqued.
But he's new here.
Like, Gleb is not.
So I feel like that was sort of the nailed in their coffin.
And the thing about Hilaria was,
I was surprised she went home
because I know she has like quite literally zero fans.
Yeah.
But I thought her skill would take her a little bit further.
She must have gotten no votes.
Yeah, well, she got 23 hours.
of 30, which is the same as Dylan Ephron.
Which is absurd.
And Jen Affleck.
Absurd. Like, I think she could get by with no votes if she is in the number one spot.
And that's why she was like taking the competition so seriously.
I know. I actually felt so bad for her.
But I also feel like she saw like a lot of the hate Lauren Heragie got last week for like
being an ungrateful wench when she got eliminated because Hilaria was unbelievable.
I want to think the band and the producers.
Like she was so like trying like to leave.
on a positive note, which I appreciated, you know what,
because she saw how poorly it went. And, you know,
I actually feel like the show ended up being really good
for her because I do feel bad for her. Like, she wanted it
so badly. She was trying so hard. She cried.
Like, she still got sent home. Like,
people really hate her. And you know what?
I love someone everybody hates. And I also think
that some, like, dancing with the stars
stands, like vote for their favorite
couples also based on their favorite
dancers. And I think Gleb has lost
a lot of fans, or at least I hope so. Yes.
I think they're just like. That's actually so true.
If she had been dancing with, um,
Mark Ballas, I think she might be around longer,
but just the two of them are like not popular at the moment.
No, it's true.
They kind of, it was just a perfect storm of like, hayter.
Like a perfect storm that equates to zero votes.
Yeah.
And I won't like miss.
I never like looked forward to their dances.
Me neither.
Next, Andy Richter and Emma Slater, who when they go,
I will miss them.
I do look forward to their dances.
Me too.
I also look forward to their packages.
You know, they're a little pre-recorded.
He's so funny.
and she like loves dancing with him.
And I feel like she's really done a good job up until this point.
Radichie, it lacked luster for me.
There was no moment, like you said, like no viral moment.
Chef's kiss was...
I expect more.
I do.
I actually have a high bar for Ndia and Emma,
even though like he literally can't move.
In terms of creativity.
Yeah.
I agree.
But next week, like, let's see if they can bring out the tears of joy.
Correct.
Robert Irwin and Whitney Carson.
So it was the first time I wasn't dazzled by Robert Irwin.
by Robert Irwin. And again, it might have been because I didn't know the song.
Winnie is just such a dazzling star. I love her. She could dance like a mother. Like she's just insane.
Yeah. What did they dance to? Zootopia because he like voices Robert Furwin. That was cute.
Do you think they really watched the movie together in that theater? No. Zero chance.
I won't give up. No, I won't give it. I don't know that song. I don't know why I know. It must come up on shuffle. It's pretty good.
Right.
Yeah, Robert, it's hard to go from, like, what he did the first week.
I know.
He's kind of been, like, chasing the high, even though he's been good ever since.
But he has been chasing the success of a night one ever since.
It's almost been, like, downhill.
Even though he hasn't been doing a bad job.
But he just started too strong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next, Elaine Hendrix and Allen Burstyn.
She was great.
I was really, like, she's taking this.
And that little speech she gave being like, I know, like, your dreams
why not pan out in the way that they, you thought they went,
but that doesn't mean that they're not coming true.
Like, obsessed Lisa and Walter being in the audience every week.
Like, I didn't realize they were such good friends.
And so next week, the premises they dance with a friend.
I think.
And then, like, you're pro-coaggressive for you,
which is kind of a fun concept.
Dylan sort of teased that it would be Zach.
Zach.
One thing about Zach, Efron, he just not acknowledge his brother.
Like, I know they did that show together,
and I've never seen it, so that's like a pop culture blind spot for me.
But I feel like I've never.
never seen them in the same room at the same time.
If he's not dancing with Zach, like, I'm, like, going to vote for everyone else just to take
votes away from him.
Is Alex voting, dancing with Braxton?
She can't.
He's, like, so busy.
Oh, I wonder who else?
Maybe, like, Jake Shane.
I would love that.
Maybe you'll be there.
Maybe you could go.
Oh, I got to go to a taping, by the way.
I got to go to a taping.
Ask him if he's dancing next week.
Okay.
Don't tell us.
Wait.
Can we also guess who everybody's dancing with.
Okay.
Danielle, I think we'll dance with her boy meets World Boy.
Oh, that'll be so cute.
Or Sabrina.
Yeah, but no.
I know she's like too famous.
She did her part.
She made her a little bit.
Yeah, she did.
What's that guy's name?
Yeah.
Ben Savage is his name.
Yeah.
Ben Savage is his name.
Yeah. Scott Hoying.
One of his pentatonics.
I don't think that's buzzy enough.
And now knowing he was like HSM, HSM.
Maybe he has other connects.
He does make a lot of TikToks with like this dancing couple.
Okay.
Maybe he'll do like one of this like, they're called like Koston something.
Just an idea.
Okay.
Alex and J. Shane, I think.
Okay.
Who else would it be?
I don't know.
Like, who's like, oh, her sister, Ashton.
Duh.
Okay, cute.
Love.
Andy Richter.
Conan.
Dought with his children.
Oh, that's cute.
Maybe they were in the audience.
That would be cute.
That would spark joy.
Yeah, it would.
Do it.
Free idea.
Robert Irwin and Bindy.
Bindy, for sure.
For sure.
Bindy's coming back.
Elaine and Chessie.
That is so cute.
And yeah, they like pretty much confirmed it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whitney Leavitt and Mark Ballas,
we haven't talked about their dance yet.
Their dance was great.
I don't watch Hamilton,
but I know it meant a lot to Liz Woods
and like the people who do watch Hamilton.
So I think it was like parogy
on a multitude of levels.
I'm just looking at it from like a dance perspective.
I loved her outfit.
And I thought it was great.
She got the first nine of the season.
The fact that she got any eight is absurd
because like,
it was like Elaine Hendricks got an eight.
And she was good, but like.
It was two pros dancing.
That's why I can't like compare her votes to other people
because then it really starts to piss me off and not make any fucking sense.
But they did get the high, they are number one.
It's not like they're tied for number one.
They're number one.
So even though it's the difference of one point, like it's still number one.
I think she'll dance with her husband, which I love.
I think both the Mormon wives will dance with their husbands because they're both
in L.A.
And they both have like huge platforms.
And they both have been like taking their job as like full time dad and like supporting
role really seriously.
Like I don't know if you follow either of them on TikTok.
But like all they do is watch the kids all day long while they, the wives go to dance
for like 14 hours.
and like show up for the tapings in costume.
And they're like, wear like merch and they're so excited.
It's actually really cute.
So I think they'll both dance with their husbands.
Yeah, maybe Whitney will dance with all of her kids and her husband.
But I think Jen's aren't too little.
When Jen went to Disney World and I saw her like eight week old,
it just was like another reminder of how freshly postpartum she is and it's insane what
she's doing.
No, I know.
When she was walking with Disney, I thought the baby was on her boob.
I thought the baby was breastfeeding too.
Because it was just like a like a baby.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, their dance was great.
She's great.
Final four.
Yeah.
Jordan Childs and Ezra Sosa.
Crush, she's really like become a formidable.
Yeah.
She's Final Four 100% too.
They're also just like a really good.
Duo.
Pairing.
I think they really like each other.
Like, I think they have a good friendship.
They're like moving together.
Her being Tiana is just perfect.
And yeah, they're simpatico, exactly.
Who do you think she would dance with?
Maybe one of her, like, teammates.
A gymnast, who has done the show?
Like all of them.
Who has done it?
Simone.
Simone hasn't done it.
I think she has.
No.
I think she has.
Lori Hernandez has,
but I don't think her and Jordan,
we're on the team together.
Simone dancing.
Yeah, she was on Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, that would be sick.
And she did not win.
She got him in fourth place.
Well, they're best friends,
so that would be really cute.
Yeah, I think that seems obvious then.
I think some people might choose
like you know family members who we don't know
like not famous people which is a choice
It's cute but it's not gonna you know move the needle I think
It's definitely a stepback
Like maybe I should choose her grandma or something
It's cute but like
Oh if someone chose their grandma like that would be
With the right song
Yeah actually I take it back
You're not getting sent home
No not by me
And then Jen Affleck and Jan Ravik
Nick what'd you think about their dance
I was very I thought it was amazing
There was like no fanfare for it
It was so rushed they barely got critique
finally Jan did a good job for her.
I thought she was amazing.
She looked gorgeous.
Like I feel like she really kind of had this was this big moment for her, right?
And they didn't make it a moment.
It was pissing me off.
No, I felt like she was so robbed.
I thought she danced so great.
Then there wasn't enough time for all three judges to speak.
Karian went first and was really negative.
She just like didn't like the dance.
Okay.
Then Derek went and was like, I think you all dance great tonight.
Like what the fuck?
Oh my God.
Yes.
What the hell was that?
I think we all sing.
Bruno didn't get a chance to say anything.
So I think when she went up to get her scores,
I think she thought she bomed it.
I was like so sad.
for her. And I think she was shocked by the fact that she got a 23, which is like totally like middle of the pack score and she got some AIDS.
She crushed it. She did. That was so weird. I feel like it was everyone has like a moment where everything clicks for them and like that was her moment. It should have been like such a big celebration. I think she's, I think even this morning she's probably confused like was that good. Carrie Ann is just jealous wench. Like I just hate her. What hell was Derek? Like I think I'll take this moment to say. I hate the judges. I'll take this moment to say everyone danced really well to be.
What do you mean?
You already told everyone they danced well.
This is Jen's turn.
Tell Jen she danced well with the eight-week-old on her hit press feeding at Disney World.
Tell Jen, she danced well.
Eight.
She did so good.
She looked gorgeous.
I feel like it was her best dance yet.
I think it was Jan's.
What is his name?
Jan Rovnik.
Jan.
Okay.
I feel like it was Jan's best choreo yet.
It was the first time he didn't get critiques.
Like, it was great.
Yeah.
Big week for Jan, like with the Taylor Swift music video.
Oh, he was in it because all the dancers were in.
All the era store dancers, yeah.
Yeah.
that was just rude.
Like I really am very protective of her.
Me too.
And she should be.
And they're not protective enough.
And not only should she be treated like very delicately and sensitively in general.
But then they did the opposite and they treated her like dirt.
But she should be getting special treatment.
Yeah.
And she's not only not getting it.
She's getting like the shit end of the stick.
She should be with the best pro.
Like she should be getting everything like a handicap almost.
Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
And instead she's getting the opposite.
So at this point, I'm like, couldn't you just treat her like everyone else then?
Like, why I got to treat it like dirt?
No, and I feel like it's definitely hard for her to be there like with Whitney from the same show.
And Whitney's obviously like the winner.
And it's just like hard to not to compare yourself and she's also postpartum.
And so I just want her to know like she was amazing.
And if she keeps on this trajectory, like she is very has potential to be final four.
Yeah.
If they'll give it to her.
Like if anyone wants to tell if she's doing well.
Final four is Whitney, Jordan for me.
Um, let me pull up the.
Irwin.
You think he's, I think he has a lot of fans.
So yeah.
Oh, and Al Joe.
Yeah, with his 20.
You think she's Final Four material?
Yes, because she's a really strong dancer and she has a lot of fans.
That will get you all the way.
Yep.
That'll take you all the way.
Okay.
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