The Toast - Bussin' Dialogue!: Friday, January 19th, 2024

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. We're getting down on Friday. And we're looking forward to the weekend. I actually have a very big weekend planned and I'm excited to share when I'm done with my weekend. right now not much to share but I feel like at the end of

the weekend I'll have a lot to share I feel like you don't even know what my weekend what the hell are you talking about oh I will talk offline but I have a big weekend okay like what are you doing going camping no but that's a good idea and they're like honestly take them camping in the backyard of course they won't remember it so don't go out of the trouble of like no and that would actually be really cute to camp in the backyard wait what is Jackie doing this weekend have you told me I think so but I mean I definitely told you but maybe not in like the last 48 hours. No, I have no idea. Well, we'll talk later. But I just, I have an exciting weekend planned.

And I'm looking forward, as you so beautifully sung, everybody's looking forward to the weekend weekend. I, first of all, today's episode is audio only for a multitude of reasons. One, it is a blizzarding in New York and my ass was not leaving the house. Like, no shot. Got it. Also, woke up a little sick. Woke up a little sick.

I know. We spoke too soon yesterday when I said you were sounding like regular roll. Then, most importantly, my delivery window for my 9 to 12 crate and barrel delivery. They were here at 840. We live for timely kings and queens. everything was delivered it was like the crazy like i never saw three people move so fast in my entire life like it was like who what do you want this oh and everything's here now amazing it was so everything came so good but like there's so many other things that i'm waiting for like i have another crate and barrel delivery in like a few

weeks and then another CB2 one. And now I just need those to come. I'm growing impatient. It's a waiting game. You have to insert a lot of patience. Shopping ain't for the faint of heart. And I feel like Crate and Barrel is pretty immediate. They have things in stock.

It's not like made to order. And I usually only order in stock items. Right, but there are people, there are things that you order that take like six months no I know one item of mine was custom so that one will be a while but I try to avoid like if it ain't in stock yeah furniture wise like any furniture store I'm just that's not for me I'm not one of those people but then like it makes you appreciate the wayfares where it's like you could have this in three days yeah but like it looks like it you know yeah no but you'll have furniture no but then the last time that I was in a pickle like this like when me and Ben moved into our last apartment

we were furniture shopping and we really wanted this couch in beige but this the gray one I went through this exact same thing the gray one was available like tomorrow. The beige one was like seven to 14 weeks or something. Like something really nuts. And we were like, no way. And we went with the gray one. And I loved the couch, but I always wished it was beige. And if my fat ass had just waited seven weeks, like I had the couch for five years. Literally same when we got the couch.

We could get it in gray or beige. But like the idea of custom ordering I just know who do I think I am yeah no no it's like what is this the Buckingham Palace you know and it's like the gray one wasn't even tomorrow it was a few weeks and then the other one was like months months so no thank you we got the gray one and what's so crazy is now in this house we needed to get a new couch and we wound up getting the same couch in beige correcting the error finally and the wait wasn't even that long we bought it on black friday and it came in february no the perils of buying furniture but the benefits but the benefits today

i reaped the benefits i have so much more furniture in my home still need more stuff but it's it's starting to look like a home that feels like a home, you know? Like a real home. Right. That's all you can hope for. It's so true. And we can also hope for and celebrate the fact that it's Friday. We have a great show for you guys.

We have Queenie and Weenie of the Week. We will not forget. Did you write yours down? I don't have them yet. I'm hoping they'll come to me over the course of the episode. I was thinking about the week at a glance and the stories but nothing really stuck out yet. Yeah no I heard read something on TikTok this morning actually that is my weenie of the week. Oh exciting. So like you guys don't even know it yet. Oh my gosh we're in the dark. So we've got a great show. If that's all like

should we usher these kids into the weekend? I think that we should usher them. They deserve to be ushered and to know what's going on and to embark on their weekend. I hope everyone has a great weekend planned, you know? I think we all have great weekend plans. Good. It's just like a nice, cozy January weekend. It's, by the way, especially in like the Northeast,

I think it's snowing in a lot of places. It's like so cozy. It's a classic weekend, you know? It's giving weekend. Right? Is there a dumber conversation? Like, is there a dumber conversation? No, but let's try it.

No, but you guys know what we mean, though. That's what I love. It's giving weekend. Yeah, it's giving weekend. It really, really is. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by Skims. We've been wearing Skims for months. I love their bras. I think it is so worth the hype. I think it's actually

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It was making me chuckle. I'm so glad. Yeah, no, I could watch videos of Ben chopping like ASMR style. I find it so impressive. Oh, wait, by the way way I know you don't have TikTok but I don't know if you know that like the queen of chopping and like healthy chopping

and like salads is baked by Melissa the cupcake queen. She's on Reels. She's on Reels and she just released a cookbook by the way and it's like all of her big salads. I saw. I feel like you should get it. I actually have a copy because Ben is like moderating an event with her and I feel like it's so you and Olivia like big big salads. I love big salads and I like her content and I it's very like aspirational

but I just feel like she makes it look easy but when you break it down like it doesn't look easy like no it's a lot of steps very hard but she's this skilled at it you know but it would take me like an hour amazing chopper yeah it would take me an hour to make what she calls a 10 minute meal. No, and then like I, like she always starts the video with a salad being done and she's always eating salad off a chip. Like that is so unique. That's something you would do if you ate salad though. Yeah, like instead of a fork, she uses like a tostito.

You love eating off a chip. I love. By the way, who doesn't? No, everyone likes a chip, but like you will eat like rice off a chip i love by the way who doesn't know what everyone likes a chip but like you will eat you eat like rice off a chip taco meat chili like everything okay i don't know if i eat rice off a chip you just like eat off a chip which is why it's so surprising that you don't like nachos you're getting confused tacos what you're thinking i do with chips i do with rice no no you do both things but i think i'm gonna take a oh i know i said i was gonna go on a chili fast until the super bowl but it's such a chili day treat yourself turd but ben's not here i'm gonna have to make it myself

goodness gracious i know like help yeah no don't do it. Order in. Okay, okay, okay. Get chili from like PJ Clark's or something. Or Wendy's. No, you know what has good kosher chili? What? Mocha burger. Ben got it the other day. Done.

Done. I think it was turkey too. Yum. Okay, let's get into the stories. Our first story, you know, in light of the ads that you shared. Lana Del Rey stars in Skims' new Valentine's Day campaign. So Skims always on the pulse. And their Valentine's Day collection came out.

Lana Del Rey is the face of it. Not only is she Lana Del Rey, but she was in the news this week because of Coachella. So it's, everything's coming up Lana Del Rey this week. No, they really kill it. There's never been a campaign that isn't so on point. So it's a it's everything's coming up Lana Del Rey this week. No, they really kill it. Like there's never been a campaign that isn't like so on point. I feel like she's also like and the vibe of it, which was like very retro, like heart shaped bed.

It's so Lana Del Rey. No, the images are truly stunning and beautiful and creative, artistic and makes you want to buy what she's selling. And I think a lot of people are quaking about this because Lana's like low-key really close with Taylor Swift. They did Snow on the Beach and they both are like connected through Jack Antonoff. And like this is now the

second collection like Brittany Mahomes and Lana Del Rey where it's like Taylor's best friends modeling for Skims. Now I don't think Lana's her best friend. And with Brittany Mahomes I do feel like she shot it before she ever even met Taylor. but it's still interesting. I feel like the Brittany Mahomes was more of a smoking gun than this.

And as we've stated, Kim has no problem reaching out to Taylor's friends and being in Taylor's world. It's Taylor who will never. And she also, these are her friends, and they might not be her bestest friends in the world. I could say my bestest friend on earth, Turdy. You can't talk to this person.

You can't work with this person. Right. But my wider network of friends, you can't be so controlling. And I think Taylor is that way as well. I agree. Yeah. So beautiful stuff. Happy almost Valentine's Day.

That snuck up on us. But wait, I'm sorry. Back to the Taylor and Kim thing, because like that's my Roman Empire. It really is. Kim, like the last time she spoke about it was on Watch Drop-Ins Live. And Andy was like, what's the status with Taylor Swift? And Kim was like, over it. It's done.

But she didn't say that they ever spoke. Kim was just like, I'm personally moving on from this. Of course she is. It wasn't her thing to move on from. She wasn't the one who needed to move on. No. And Taylor is still here. Still at the restaurant.

Still sitting in the corner I haunt. Yeah. That's her. And she'll always be there. There's no way out for them. That's her Roman Empire too. Yeah.

Like that's her cancellation she was just talking about in her Time magazine thing. Like it's not happening. And by the way, I find this a lot with people who have gotten canceled. People are always like, get over it. It was so many years ago. Whenever I see a clip on TikTok when somebody asked Sophia Franklin about her thing,

they're like, oh my God, this girl's still talking about it? How can you not? We talk about ours all the time and people are always like, get over it, get over it. You literally, you have to experience it to understand you guys you never get over it like it's so crazy you never get over it and there are some people whose theirs is just like bigger you know like Sophia Franklin will never get over it should never get over it and could never get over it agree because what happened was so crazy crazy and huge not even just the thought like it was everywhere it was like in the new york times but what happened from there like spotify 60 million

dollars she's not over it never gonna get over it but there are people who get canceled along the way and i think it's you know it's always going to be like a part of them and a part of their story but it's not at the level of like Sophia Franklin or even like Taylor Kim reputation that like a year off, a whole year of not working, like you're not fucking getting over that. I'm just never going to be one of those people to be like, stop talking about it, get over it. Like I get it. It's literally traumatizing. No, I, yeah, I guess anyone who's been through it would never think that way. No. And like all the girlies who get canceled, like they do come to me, you know, for advice and I always say they're like when will it go away? I'm like girl never but like you just

learn to live with it and like eventually like it becomes funny. Like yeah no it hardens you for sure and you're really not anybody until you've been canceled. No it's so true and then I always say like think of anybody you admire like they have a scandal like you're fine. You're literally fine. Yeah. Speaking of. I kind of feel like this weekend I want to watch Traders. What's that? It's the peacock show where they take like villains from different. Oh, Traytors. Sorry, I thought you meant like traders like trade.

Like on the floor of the stock exchange? Yeah, yeah. I thought it was like a documentary about traders. Apparently this season has like broken all sorts of records and ratings. It's like apparently amazing. And I think that's a good thing to watch while I'm sick. Super cute. But they're like waiting for episodes. Like it's not all out yet records and ratings. It's like apparently amazing. And I think that's a good thing to watch while I'm sick. Super cute. But they're like waiting for episodes.

Like it's not all out yet. Excuse me. Oh, OK. Annoying. Annoying. Well, I just had a really great segue. So I'm going to go back to that moment. I'm so sorry.

Because like speaking of, you know, former scandals that you can't live down, Kelly Osbourne has given an interview to Rolling Stone. I'm obsessed. And she's talking about a lot of things. to Rolling Stone obsessed and she's talking about a lot of things so first of all she's talking about being a nepo baby and she's being okay that's not what we care about she's beaming with pride well I I liked her what she had to say she said I'm a fucking nepo baby and I'm proud to be a nepo baby I'm proud of my parents achievements I think that what they have done is incredible history making I go so far as to say both of

them are iconic but it doesn't mean that I should automatically be given all of these opportunities. My parents have taught me that you have to prove yourself. I actually agree. I like her ownership of it, but I do feel like she's been given all these opportunities. Like I don't know what opportunities she would have if those weren't her parents. Not only that, like I don't know what opportunity she received that she was even remotely qualified for fashion police. Yeah. And page six notes, she's tried her heart at several, tried her hand at several career paths, including music, fashion and acting. Correct. Yeah. Just a little shady there. And then elsewhere in the interview, she admitted that she was a self-righteous little C word for previously asking and, you know, notoriously

asking who would clean the toilets donald trump if latinos were kicked out of the country so she opened up about the comment which has since been turned into a meme saying her comments quote came out so wrong and she feels as though this country was quote built on immigrants speaking out now about the viral remarks she described herself as a self-righteous little c word in the video quote i hate it i hate it so much because i look at it and i'm like you think you know everything and you know nothing nobody wants to hear your opinion on this I feel very strongly that Latin America I feel very strongly that Latin American culture is the backbone of America I believe that Latin Americans are the

hardest working people you will ever meet so I feel like so conflicted about this because I can you imagine like you accidentally say like I don't think Kelly Osbourne is like a bad person who like feels this way like can you just imagine like saying something unintentionally like really fucked up and for years and by the way 10 years later it's more popular than ever it's a trend on TikTok is it yes people do like they're making it their own so you just replace like if you kick every blank out of this country then who's gonna blank so people are getting really creative like if you kick every angsty teen out of this country then who's gonna smoke you a pot donald trump like

people are making up their own it's mine that was a bad example but like people are being really funny about it i'll send them to you so it's like another wave of people talking about this and like i do sympathize with like your worst moment becoming truly a cornerstone of culture. Like it's hard. It's hard. It is hard. But at least for her.

But she said that shit. It's like people aren't letting it go. But I don't feel like she was ever, there was no ever like retribution. I don't feel like she ever got canceled or fired or anything. You know, so even now, like y'all joke about it but here's kelly osborne in rolling stone no it's so true you know there's not like it's not like she's been punished so i don't know what's worse to like be immediately punished for your actions

but then like people move on or people don't move you never were a punished or had consequences but but it follows you people don't move on that's an interesting two options i don't know and like it must be really painful for her but it's so funny no and i just need her to like not get upset over it because it's so funny like yeah and the best is like the way she pedals back like everybody ends it after like donald trump but then everyone's like uh no and she's like no no in the sense that yeah you know in the sense that you know what i mean i didn't mean it like that come on no it's so funny like honestly if anything like i think it might have been good for kelly asward she's really like cemented herself truly as a fixture in culture because that thing will never die. It's getting more powerful as the days go by.

Yeah, it's true. And if she wants to get back into music, she could like remix it. Back? Yeah, she tried her hand at music at one point. But she could like remix. Honestly, same. Jackie, same. Yeah, I know.

DJ with no job. No, I released two iconic songs. I think I need to get back i need to get back into music really do you have more to say yeah it goes a little something like this since nobody picked up my my original song i'll just make it myself i like being alone too much to dance you honestly should make that i know i know why did my mind go to dj i don't know you obviously don't think of me as an accomplished musician which means I have more work to do yeah it's not it wasn't top of mind I've kind of like

forgotten about Toast and Hundo well I haven't and millions of others no millions no no but like I haven't thought about it in a while it's's more like it, like. That was like, honestly, like low key, like such an iconic thing for me to do. Iconic. Like we need anthems in the culture, in the show. Like, and you just, you put out the song you wish to see in the world. Exactly. But anyways, I feel, or you could do a remix of this.

Then who would be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump? Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. Who's going to clean your toilets donald trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump who's gonna clean your toilets no i'm crying crying oh my god it's so funny but i do i feel like a tiktok dj has definitely already done that oh you gotta find it and send it to me. But I do think her description of herself in this clip is a self-righteous. She doesn't see where it is extreme. But that was the energy of the comment, just extremely self-righteous.

And it's clear that she's self-aware. And that's all you can hope for. No, it's true. And I believe she's changed. I don't think she's like a crazy, like anti-Latina queen. No, no. She was just like a brat who thought she was like making a point. And she was not actually. Yeah.

And in trying to like call someone else racist, she was being incredibly racist. Racist. Yeah. It was giving pot kettle. Yeah. But and I feel I do feel for her that she will likely never live this down. She will never. And honestly, she needs to learn to live with it because it's not going away.

So like she needs to, I don't know, like go to therapy. Or sometimes it can feel, you know, great to take your power back. Get in on it, you know, something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like to make a song out of it. Maybe exploit it so much that people get sick of it. That's always a good strategy. Exactly. But I just don't see a world in which. I don't see a world in which I'm ever out of it. Maybe exploit it so much that people get sick of it. That's always a good strategy. Exactly.

But I just don't see a world in which I'm ever sick of this. I know. But what if she really ruins it? It's a good strategy. I'd like to hear an interview from some of the other women at the table who were there and what was going through their minds. Yeah. Well, I mean, they talk every day, those women, so.

But I don't think some, like half of them are on. The show still? Yeah. I guess it was a really long time ago. Yeah. It was like Rosie Perez. Yeah, but the other one is still there. Joy and Whoopi.

Oh, yeah, they're always there. They're always there they're always there okay well sadly we have to move on from this story but we never truly but we're still here yeah we are we and we will continue to be here if you're looking if you're looking for us yeah we'll be right here we'll be right here our next story madonna has been sued for false advertising after starting her brooklyn concerts two hours late matana matana matana greater than matana madonna and live nation have been sued by two fans for false advertising after she started her shows late concert goers michael fellows and jonathan hayden argued in their class action

lawsuit obtained by tmz thursday that mad Madonna was not punctual during her celebration tour stops at Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The performances were supposed to start at 8.30 Eastern time, but the singer did not take the stage until 10.30 p.m. Eastern time. They claim she showed up late to all three of her shows at the New York venue, which took place in December 2023. in december 2023 in the suit the plaintiffs state that the late start constituted quote a wanton exercise in false advertising negligent misrepresentation and unfair and deceptive trade practices they are suing for unspecified damages these are two fucking losers um like wasting their time and money like it's really annoying and it actually is rude that madonna makes people wait like i don't care who the fuck you are. Like people paid to be here.

They got sitters. Like you're a pain in my ass. Having said that, like putting together a class action lawsuit, like you need a hobby. You need a hobby. You need a life. Like this is some of the most illusory behavior I've ever witnessed in my life. Yeah.

Also, it was on a weeknight. So part of their complaint is that they had to go to work the next morning. But if they truly like had demanding jobs, they wouldn't have time to be doing no but they have all this content such as this right they've all this time and money for litigation like please yeah I mean I guess we'll see how it pans out like is this really cause for a suit and if not and they lose don't they have to pay her legal bills yes I just don't uh-oh spoolies back I yes I don't think that they'll win well I feel like they think they'll win if they're doing this

unless they're just doing it for attention classic classic like I get that doing something for attention like that I relate to yeah I feel like they must have some sort of case I look for I I'm interested to see how it plays out like what are the legalities here is it false advertising yeah you know then it would like set a precedent for like every performer but even the performers like it says seven o'clock but you know that's the opener right but there is a show that starts at 7. Yeah, I guess that's true. Interesting, sort of.

Loserville. Loserville. Oh, weenies of the week contenders. Oh, let me write that down. I actually completely agree. Those freaks suing Madonna. Are you ready for our next story? It's number four, so I feel like you're not.

Oh my god, no I'm not. Thank you. How did you know that about me? I can read my turd. My turd, my turd, my turd, reading about my turd, my turd. Okay, today's episode is brought to you by Cygnus and the Cygnus program, where you can get access to your continuous glucose monitor and have it mailed right to you. So the CDC estimates that there are approximately 96 million American adults, more than one in three, who have pre-diabetes. And of those with pre-diabetes, more than 80% do not know that they have it. And that matters because foods with high in carbs raise your blood sugar more than other foods. During digestion, the pancreas can produce insulin, and that binds the sugar in the blood and takes it into the cells as a source of energy.

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Variety has confirmed. Original series star David Henry will star in and executive produce the potential series with original star Selena Gomez to guest star in the pilot and executive produce. He will reprise the role of Justin Russo. She'll be Alex Russo. And that's...

Wasn't there another brother? Jake T. Austin. Yeah, the little one. Like, here's the thing. I think for a lot of people my age like Wizards of Waverly Place was their Roman Empire like people talk about the finale like it was like made them cry or whatever personally I must have missed out on that chapter like I was very much in that era of like Sunny with a Chance Hannah Montana like loved loved loved never

really resonated with Wizards of Waverly Place. So this is actually meaningless to me. And I guess the only thing I really truly feel is happiness for those two people who host the Wizards of Waverly Place recap podcast. Yeah. Because hopefully they're going to get back to work in the show that shot them to stardom. Yeah, or even if they don't, like there's another show about wizards, like they can recap that. There's so much thought.

They'll be in it because one of the hosts was Alex Russo's dad and the other one was Harper, her best friend like yeah no they were main characters yeah no but this is just all around great for their podcast this is like surprising on everyone's count what will the show be about it's going to be on disney channel so it's like is it for us the people who used to watch wizards now i'm going to be watching the disney channel no but also i believe at the end of the show spoiler alert like the whole show was that the three siblings were wizards and then when they turned 18 there was this a competition between them only one of them came out a wizard like there was and you know justin was the smartest one and everybody thought it was going

to be justin russo the oldest brother then at at the end, like, while everybody was crying, he, like, gives it to Selina or something. I don't fucking know. But Selina was always the craftiest one. Like, I would have think it would be Selina. But all I'm saying is that she's the only wizard. So if it's a show where she's only guest cameoing in the pilot, do we need her? She's the wizard. You're a wizard, Harry. Yeah, I don't know. When you spell it out like that, it's pretty silly. But now I have to think, like, I actually, Wizards Waverly Place is a good show,

and actually Alex Russo's character was, like, very funny, and it was very cute. Yeah, cute. But I never, like, loved it as much as, say, Hannah Montana. So now I have to put myself in the shoes of, like, if Hannah Montana were coming back on the Disney Channel, Miley was reprising her role, I would be so excited. Except I don't know how it could be the kind of show that we needed to be while being on

the Disney Channel. Right. Like, it's a show for kids. I feel like it's going to be giving Raven's home energy where it's like Alex and her brother have kids and like they're wizards now and they show up in a few episodes. Kind of like Fuller House. Yeah. But how old could their kids be?

Selina's 30. 10. 20 year old? She got pregnant? Ohina's 30. 10. 20-year-old? She got pregnant? Yeah, no. No, no. No, no, never mind. But she could play someone who's 35.

That's true. I don't know. Or maybe they're like teachers at the wizard school. Classic. What would you want a Han Montana sequel to be? See, I don't know because it's like so perfect in its entirety but I would never turn down like an opportunity but I think she's like still Hannah still leading a double life like she has kids who know she's Hannah but like her

friends their friends at school don't know that their mom is like the biggest star and so they like are mean to the kids and they're like, we have VIP tickets to Hannah Montana and you can't come. But then like the kid gets pulled on stage by Hannah Montana and becomes the most popular kid at school. But the kid doesn't want it because they weren't nice to her before that.

Yeah. Yeah. Wait, I'm obsessed. And Grandpa Billy Ray? G-B-R, obsessed. Uncle Jackson? Uncle Jackson, Aunt Lily. Uncle Oliver.

Lily's probably still living in the guest house. She was low-key a freeloader, but okay, go off, queen. And Oliver is troublesome these days, yeah? I believe he was just arrested for meth. Mitchell Musso. Yeah. That hair. Oh, what would Jackson's hair be now i'm obsessed with

the actor who plays jackson jason earls he seriously like is one of the greatest comedic actors of our time like he was low-key hysterical and not just because we were kids like i watch it now like even hannah montana movie like i chuckle like his physical comedy was on point he's really so funny and he deserves more I completely agree like he should be on SNL like dead ass I totally agree like I feel like the industry has failed him I completely agree I'm trying to see what else he's done. No, don't look it up because it's nothing and it's going to make us sad. High School Musical, the musical, the series. Excuse me? Who is he in it?

I'm not sure. Well, that's what's coming to Disney. Let's see if it actually happens. It's giving Lizzie McGuire. Oh, actually, did you see Lizzie McGuire made waves? Why? Because she went on Good Guys well yes

the person oh my god Ben is obsessed with Lala Kent he interviewed her yesterday for Good Guys and he was like fuck Randall

like he's obsessed like he just like learned about this whole thing oh that's an exciting place to be because imagine remember how we felt

like and also when we were first introduced to Lala like she's the coolest girl on the planet no totally but wait oh the creator of the Lizzie McGuire reboot that got Because remember how we felt? And also when we were first introduced to Lala, she's the coolest girl on the planet. No, totally.

But wait. Oh, the creator of the Lizzie McGuire reboot that got booted did finally share what the plot of the show was going to be. And? It was so uninteresting, I forgot it. Lizzie's a chef, and Gordo's about to get married, and he's expecting a baby with some girl. Lizzie's a chef. Yeah, I thought that was weird. i thought that was weird i thought that was weird

for sure and lizzie and gordo aren't together or is she gonna stop the wedding yeah right right right with her chef with her food right she's gonna bring a knife with her wares this cake is so tasty i think i should marry lizzie she gets hired as like the caterer so like it's literally giving the wedding planner. Like she spends a lot of time with the bride and groom like making cakes and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And falls back in love with Gordo. It doesn't sound terrible.

No. It was a movie or a show? A show. It was supposed to be like a series on Hulu. Kind of like not enough for a show. I agree. And also like I might really be like offending our core millennial audience. But like Lizzie McGuire

like was that bitch for a period in time and that's it like it wasn't like Hannah like or even for some people Wizards of Waverly Place like it wasn't brought with us like we left her in adolescence it was kind of like the dumbest fucking show on the planet like yeah she was a moment in time exactly i i agree are you ready for our fifth and final story yes it's a little food news i feel like it's been a while a little food news subway introduces footlong churros pretzels and cookies at stores nationwide wait how do you make a footlong cookie i'm looking at it turdydy. Should we flip the screen? It looks like a cookie that's in the shape of a ruler. Thank you.

Okay, that's the perfect descriptor. Like I know how a pretzel can be like cylindrical. I know how a churro can be cylindrical. Of course. Oh, the pretzels look good. Honestly, I feel like a pretzel, like a soft baked pretzel, especially from a fast food place, is like so easy to get right. And there's nothing tastier.

Yeah, but Auntie Anne's like kind of has a corner on the market. However, do you live near a Subway? Because we should try these in our mukbang the next time we hang out. We should. Let me do Subway near me search. I know you wouldn't know because you'd never step foot in a Subway. Well, I can't step foot in because then I'll smell like it for the rest of my days. But I could pull up. For the rest of my days. But I could pull up.

For the rest of my days. I could pull up. Yeah, there are subways aplenty. Subway, pull up. So yeah, we should definitely move on this. Footlong cookies, footlong churros. I feel like we had talked about footlong cookies and we already had like, you know.

A story? A bussing dialogue about it. A bussing dialogue. Well well i feel like there's no should be the name of the show thank you yes title today is busing dialogue busing dialogue i fuck what was i gonna say i feel like there's no i get i don't feel like any fast food chain has kind of cornered the market on churros. No, not in my estimation. Not in my day. Like, I, if you say, like, who has the best nuggets? Like, everything's been covered.

Chocolate chip cookies. Like, who even has a churro? I don't know, Claudia. Claudia? I thought I'd try something new. I feel like I've said turd so many times in this episode oh my god please do not call me Claudia like I don't like that at all

back to turd back to you in the studio turd why don't you call me Claudia back to you Claudia because I'm not mad at you literally yeah I will definitely be trying these churros what was the other one pretzel

and cookie they are available so here are the important deets you need to know starting january 22nd they're in a brand new category for the brand okay claudia for the body for the fast casual spot the category is called subway sidekicks so cute i don't know why they have to like make a thing for everything like i know because it's someone's job and they need to earn their paycheck but like that should be my job what would you have called it if they came out with three desserts for subway okay like so put on the spot they have like hours of team meetings about this and I have two seconds. No, and you can do better.

Come on. What did they call it? I mean, for me, it would be Subway Sweet Treats, but that's just me. No, for me, it would be Subway Sweet Treat. Sweet Treat. By the way, that actually is better, Subway Sweet Treat.

Versus Subway Sidekicks. They also, like, need to change the name of Subway because it's giving Subway. It's giving rat rat energy the rats don't run this subway we do that is so true we do run this subway once we once we pull up yeah in the mom car i know you know what i was i was ogling a minivan yesterday that was driving in front of me. No, you weren't. And I was just like, I'm sure it's so convenient. Like ample space.

Okay, okay, okay. Stop. I'm sure it drives so smooth and safe. And now the thing is, though, since I drive a Tesla, I'll only drive a Tesla for the rest of my life. Right. First of all, do you know how big a minivan is? Like you could never.

It's a bus. I need a Tesla minivan. And I feel like because elon has well no the family tesla is the model y which i have the model x is a little bigger that's a family car yeah it's a mid-size suv no they don't have like a wagoneer tesla david dobrik i remember i used to watch his vlogs had a tesla with a third row so the model x is a little bit bigger than the model model y it has those batmobile doors which are just a bit much i know and also like really not what are you gonna pull up to like you know the kids playground with the batmobile like but i've

also heard that the doors going up that way are actually really convenient for getting kids in the car and when it's raining they act as a bit of a shield. Yeah, I've heard they're actually like really good for that. But it's just, it's a little extra. We have to circle back to the minivan. And this is not a slight against minivans because I know it's like, you need it. Like you have a thousand kids. They serve a purpose.

Of course. But, and this is just me being totally honest with the audience. And I know we have moms who drive minivans and I like respect. They're so fugly. But the thing is when you are in the car you don't see what it looks like and so everybody else has to suffer through the eyesore but you're enjoying that you're in a literal spaceship for kids it's no you're literally in a hearse like it's so big yeah and yeah of

course moms need space but like honestly low-key minivans have too much space. No, but like it's a party. Yeah, I mean, I guess like I could see, you know, with the TVs on the back of the screen, like it's classic childhood stuff, like going to the soccer game, changing in the back. Like I get it. Yeah, you have room for everything.

But until there's a Tesla minivan, I can't participate. But I do think Elon with his 10 kids like should be giving us the minivan of our dreams just like how he reinvented the pickup truck with the cyber truck right don't ask our minivan except after reading the elon book and he talks about everything that he hopes to accomplish in the future like we know what's coming the minivan was not on the docket unfortunately shit there was no mention of one fuck fuck so before we wrap up we have remembered today that it's friday and that means our new segment will be airing it's queenie and weenie of the week where jackie and i both nominate someone or something to be the queenie of the week and

the weenie of the week now of course the queenie of the week is somebody who did something fabulous this week the name on everybody's lips if you will weenie of the week is somebody who did something so losery it The name on everybody's lips, if you will. Weenie of the Week is somebody who did something so loser-y. It could be a person, a place, or a thing. It's really up for interpretation. It is. I'm just going to briefly look through what the stories were this week to see if I'm missing something. So my Queenie of the Week is not a person.

It's more of like a place and a group of people. And, you know, this one goes out to the girls from Detroit. I feel like, you know, they were really upset by what we said. And they could have, you know, they could have, they came for us. But, like, they were low-key respectful about it. Like, I didn't see anything rude. That's true. And when it comes to sports, like, when we get stuff wrong, people are so fucking rude

to us. Like, get a grip. And I felt like the Detroit girlies were sad to hear what we had said, but they weren't disrespectful. And that's queenie behavior. It is. I'm sorry. I agree.

And people were commenting like, no, this is Detroit's time. Right. It's been 66 years. And I just want to say, like, we shall soon see, you know? And I want to say, by the way, yes, we were right that one time about the Kansas City Chiefs, but we've often been extremely wrong. So I'm very open to being wrong. And if I'm wrong, I will eat my words. No, and I'm riding for the 49ers. If the time

comes where the 49ers are no longer in this thing, I will ride for Detroit. They're my backup team, okay? They are not Kansas City. No, no. What have the Kansas City girls done for me? You don't want to see Taylor storm the field. fuck yeah but by the way the lions and the niners i believe are like in the same league like so i think it could be like lions versus chiefs got it don't quote me on that like do you think it could be sharks versus jets or no yes i do i think it's actually entirely possible got it who is your queenie of the week my queenie of the week is ballerina farm i do think she'll win mrs world she's already our mrs american not america by the way and she's the queenie of my

heart she is the most impressive woman i've ever laid eyes on and i just want to miss her many mausels in the birth of her child less than and don't let the hater stop you from you know doing your thing no and she's just an inspiration to millions. And I'm one of them. So she's my queenie. Honorable mention to Kristen Juszczyk, who was also a queenie of this week. Nature queenie. Now, my weenie of the week is a man whose name you don't know.

It's Adam Schefter. Okay. And he is a sports reporter who apparently was the first to, like, leak Jason Kelsey's retirement thus like ruining the moment for him and I found out that he did the same thing to Tom Brady and that's why Tom Brady unretired just so he could make his like take his own retirement and make his own moment and apparently this little shit Adam Schefter like has just a history of doing this like it's like a pattern and he's like a little bit of a prick so my weenie of the week

is Adam Schefter for taking that moment away from Jason Kelsey I don't think Jason Kelsey is going to do what Tom Brady did and like do it all again just so he could have his own moment but yeah interesting yeah that's that's weenie behavior it's by the way it's literally the definition of being a weenie MWB major weenie behavior MWE major weenie energy so I guess my weenie it wasn't a week full of weenies to be honest i know which is so refreshing but my weenies are going to be those men who are suing madonna agreed like you'll be you're going to be okay just get a life stop it get a life wasting people's time energy resources court appointments stop it it's an abuse of the justice system. Yeah, but let's see what the justice system has to say for itself, you know?

Right, maybe we'll be eating our words. Yeah, the wheels of justice turn slowly, but the cogs work mighty fine. Is that the second half of that phrase? I know, like, no, I changed it, but the sentiment is the same. I can never remember the second half of it. The wheels of justice turn slowly. Quote. The wheels of justice turn slowly but grind fine.

I like yours better. But the cogs are what? The cogs work. I forget what I said. Good thing we recorded it. Another one is the wheels of justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine yeah that works i actually don't know if i believe that to be true the wheels of justice grind slow but fine no i mean you don't think it's true it takes a while it could take a very long while but eventually not always the wheel turns not always really what are you thinking of in particular

you don't want to say i don't know i'm just like not like not gonna lie i'm just like over this conversation like you started it i was just like complimenting your use of words you know oh okay okay I didn't know it was going to turn into an interrogation about like my thoughts on the legal system I didn't know that no I don't mean the legal system actually I actually feel like the legal system sometimes it doesn't I mean like in public opinion like the truth coming out sometimes no no no people are dumb and ugly and the wrong people always get screwed like the right people the wrong people always get screwed I feel the right people, the wrong people always get screwed. I feel that way.

I actually agree with you. Thank you. When you put it like that, I can think of a couple instances. Oh my God, I'm starving. When are you going to have lunch? Me too. For lunch? I actually think I'm going to have soup because like I really don't feel good.

Is chili soup? I know, but I don't mind because I ordered my soup from Second Avenue Deli and they give you two pieces of challah with the soup. And let me tell you, their fucking challah is so goddamn good. It's the best challah, period. Period. I sometimes order a whole loaf. It's only seven bucks.

Yeah, if you're looking for a great challah, Second Avenue Deli. I guess like seven bucks for a loaf of bread, which is like the most basic food. Like it used to be a quarter. That's why people make their own sourdough turdy listen i i cap it at hello fresh i want to see turdy in the kitchen making sourdough someone's in the kitchen with dirty someone's in the kitchen i know well that's our show thanks for a great week you guys thank you so much for listening to the toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the best five stories that you need to know every monday through fr, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the best five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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It sounds like it is. It's really Monday. It's not a big secret. It sounds like it is. It's really not. It's really, really not. Well, I can't wait to hang up this recording so I can find out what the fuck it is. You know what it is. Act it out for me. Like, do charades. Okay.

One second. Okay, she's taking her headphones off. What? What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I did not realize that that was this weekend. Yep. Okay, that was a pretty good clue. That was a good clue.

So tune in Monday to find out. Oh, oh, wait. You guys are going to want to tune in Monday. What we're doing and what the clue was. Oh, my God. Love, going to want to tune in Monday. What we're doing and what the clue was. Oh, my God. Love it. Tune in Monday. You're not going to want to miss this.

Love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye.