The Toast - Cardigan vs. Nardigan: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

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Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good-ish. Good-ish. Go. Go. Okay so here's my situation. I don't have a ton of clothes here right now and so I'm kind of like cycled through everything. I've worn it like once on the toast so I asked Claudia to bring me some sweaters today so I came in like leggings and a tank with like these cute sandals and she brought me the cardigans that she owns which is so sweet of her it's so sweet and so generous and what have you done since receiving my cardigans trashed them because they're so ugly and it's not your fault you are so mean you brought the car you brought the cardigans I brought you the clothes off my back. Yeah. Literally, you now own all of my cardigans.

Yeah. It's probably not that hard for you to part with them. Because they're so stunning. I love them all. You're a bitch. Like, I hate how I look today. So that's why I'm not great. Because I hate how I look.

Even though I got a blood and a haircut yesterday. I was so excited to be on the toes. And I just have nothing to wear. I can't wait for the comments. For only me to be like, Jackie, obsessed obsessed that's better link link link link link the sweater jacks okay turdy where's the sweater from i would be shocked if anyone says that in earnest i wore it on the toes and i got so many messages so many yeah really just hurtful like my god schlepped all these cardigans here just to be yelled at and made fun of i'm not upset with you i'm upset with my situation whatever and like you get to look so

great well i bought a new outfit and i'm excited about it well i bought a new outfit too and literally we had the exact same morning because i put on my boy set lie too boy set lie boys lie set they had a big sale last week and i just looked like a fucking blimp. But you're our blimp. So I couldn't walk out of the house like that. Jackie what happened to no negative self-talk? What happened to reality? Such a good rebuttal. What about reality? But in reality you actually look great today so stop. Okay thanks. Like I like the sweater. Your about reality? But in reality, you actually look great today. So stop. Okay, thanks. Like I like the sweater.

Your hair looks great. You've got, you know, a nice flush to your skin. Leave it alone. Thank you. Leave it alone. Okay, I just wanted to say, like if you're looking at me being like, what the fuck is she wearing that's so not her? I just want to say like, it's trying times.

And I've been ordering so many maternity clothes and doing well. But some things, like I got a lot of athleisure not right for the toes. Some things that would show leg not right for the toes. Some things that would show leg, not right for the toes. Here's the thing. It's like you can order as many clothes as you want. They'll last you a week. Like new clothes are like fleeting. It's like there's so many days in the week. Yeah.

And if anybody ever actually like went through the last couple of months of like what I wear on the toes, they would see like six items. I literally wear the same six things, but like I shake them up every week. Yeah. What do people do? So I need to get to that place. Right now I have like three good things.

Okay. We'll keep building. When I have a new sweater, you're welcome. Now I have this gorgeous new sweater. And I also give to Jackie the period sweater that I always wear that she loves. Which I hate. And I figured it was time,

you know, for the passing of the torch. Not only did I only want cardigans Like I don't want something to put over my head That's just like blimp season It's horizontal stripes Oof It's a beautiful sweater

With meaning and history And it's ugly colors It has meaning That have no place in May It has meaning It has history And it's got family It's a family heirloom at this point.

I just think you're trying to sabotage me. Like you show up looking like that. And then you bring me this sweater. Wow. It's like day two of just like kind of starting the show. Tension. With tension. No, not tension.

Because it's not coming from me. Tension requires two sort of tense parties. This is just an attack, attack, attack. Your aggressive act came in the form Of this sweater Okay Okay Should I put my Button down back on

That I wore over here You look great Stop Okay What if Harry Heard his mom Talking like this About herself

The woman he loves He would say Yeah mom It's so spugly I'm really I'm becoming hurt I'm becoming hurt Why

You didn't crochet it. I might as well have. And how do you know that I didn't? You didn't even ask where it's from. It's Zara. I can read the label. You didn't even ask. I didn't ask?

I need to ask even though I could see it. I crocheted that sweater to my fingers bled. It's made with so much love. Is that what the hearts are for? is that what the hearts are for I will not participate in this mock in this charade mocking me

no no I'm not sorry thank you you should be no no no fine wrong salutation thank you

and I'll take the sorry I know it was an instinct but I'll take it I'll take it a reflex we've got a great show today. What about you? Anything to say in my direction?

Oh, yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. We've got a great show today. Lots to discuss. Girly Swirlies just being girlies. And swirlies. And turdies.

And shirties. Shirties. Shirties. Shirties. So, yeah. That's like what's up with with me. Oh I started Andy Cohen's book last night. And? I'm about halfway through. His books are just like so easy to read. It's basically a diary where he diaries his life every day. I I find it really interesting but I also was thinking like there's so much about his book that's like very in the know in terms of like Bravo, in terms of New York, and just in terms of like entertainment industry that I feel like if you're not really into either of those things,

like why would you pick up the book? But like it might be confusing, you know? Like what? Well, first of all, he refers to like every Bravo celebrity just by their first name. And it's like, well, what do you do? Every day he documents the book and then he's like finish the show at Watch Up

and Zive, Weed, Craig and Paige. It's like, well, what if you don't watch Summer House? You know what I mean? Like it's a little in the know. And then he's also just talking about like, there was also some interesting things he'd be saying, how he had a meeting with Casey and Danielle from the Bitch Sash podcast, and they pitched him an idea to, like, package their old podcast episodes for Radio Andy content.

So it was just, like, interesting, like, business stuff. But, like, does everyone care about that? You know? That's interesting to me. Yeah. But I don't know that that's interesting to everyone. What happened with it? Never followed up. I don't think it ended up pan to everyone. What happened with it? Never followed up.

I don't think it ended up panning out. Interesting. Yeah. But he is really close with Casey and Danielle. He had dinner with them, like, one of the nights. He goes out to dinner every, he puts the kids down and goes to dinner. I'm like, how much energy do you have? I guess he does work at night, too.

So, like, having dinner before is, like, not a big deal. What time does he wake up? Oh, literally, you get, you would actually find the book interesting. It's really, like, a working dad. Because he, like, documents every day when the kids wake up. So, sometimes it's 4.30 and most of the time it's, like, you would actually find the book interesting. It's really like a working dad because he documents every day when the kids wake up. So sometimes it's 4.30 and most of the time it's like 6.45. Yeah. But that's another takeaway from my book.

The man doesn't sleep. But he does nap every day when the kids are napping. Oh, that's nice. And also, as you get older, you just require less sleep. Yeah. But he works mornings Radio Andy and nights Watch What Happens Live. But successful people just don't sleep. Like that's kind of a prerequisite to being successful so true you're not getting your standard nine hours and that's why i feel like i'm definitely limited in my success like i

like i think i'm probably close to like hitting my peak because like you bet your ass i'm sleeping nine hours a night yeah i slept nine hours last night i woke up like i was hit by a truck like it wasn't enough time no i slept not enough hours last night. I woke up like I was hit by a truck. Like it wasn't enough time. No, I slept not enough hours last night. I woke up at 430. Maybe that means you're like in your successful era. Totally. Except it's not like I like did something productive towards my career this morning. You reared your child.

But I did rear my child. That's productive towards everything. That's true. Towards having it all. Well, I think Andy Cohen is like really as close as it comes to having it all. So the book starts where he's like about to have the second kid. Okay. So you see him like life is as a dad of one and then a dad of two.

And what I really like about the book is like he wakes up with a pit every day about something he said either on the radio and something he said. The book starts after New Year's Eve and it was right after he called Ryan Seacrest a loser and went on the Bill de Blasio rant. And it was like the Bill de Blasio thing. Like he became a New York hero. Like people on the street were like pounding him and then with the Ryan Seacrest thing he had like such a pit because Kelly Ripa is like such a good friend of his and this was Kelly and Ryan and he didn't realize he called Ryan Seacrest a loser he just

meant the people that work at ABC are losers got it and he was just saying that like coming from like NBC supremacy no he was on CNN but like yeah but just like rival network yeah yeah and he was drunk like and it was he's like who cares like people leave this show on for five hours like nobody actually watches but it's five hours of like me saying stuff right so i actually really resonated with like literally every day it's a pit and every day he says something he gets picked up yeah and he also he was so it's actually really interesting where we are in the book a lot of interesting things happen things are happening that he's trying to navigate like jenny from salt lake city her old facebook posts resurfacing mary and her crazy shit and then not showing up to the reunion so he basically just

like all he like he doesn't really have an opinion on anything he just doesn't want to get like dragged into people's shit yeah so he was like you like i think what he said was like you know we're doing our best at vetting people and like then that got picked up and he just like can't win um but also what's interesting about andy is he literally never leaves the West Village. And when he does, he can never get a cab home. Like he can never find a cab. He pretty much like once a week takes a ride from a fan. Why doesn't he have Uber?

He does. But like I guess he's always in Midtown by like Sirius XM where there's like so much traffic. Or the West Village where there's so much traffic. He can never. He's always like waiting out for a ride and like someone will always pull over and be like oh my wife is a fan like a truck driver was like oh my god my wife so we facetimed the wife from the truck and literally took a ride downtown from this truck driver that's really sweet but like why not have a car yeah and he's rich like he could have a car

and driver totally um but he said like someday like one day like no like no uber would pick him up and there was like no fan in sight that he was like actually like modeling his face in the street. Like, so everyone could see him on display, like hoping that someone would pick it up. It's a really funny book. It does get a little repetitive because it's just like every day, like, here's what I did with the kids, Watch What Happens Live. And then every couple of days there's something crazy that happens, but like for sometimes,

but I find myself Googling so much because he was basically saying it was tough because he's was preparing for his daughter to be born so he taped like a week of shows in one day so it's 10 guests you have to guess who it was I literally went to google I was like who was a guest on the week of April 6th and there was like 10 people he said there was somebody so rude to the staff like he never saw anything like it and then on the show was like a delight and now they're banned from watch what happens live do you who are the names from that week um it was confusing because like the names that he had cited who he said it wasn't them but like we filmed with this person weren't on the schedule it was he made it impossible for someone to figure out yeah but there's like a lot of there's a lot of good tea and i haven't got to the mega markel

thing yet right so I'm assuming there's more tea to be had okay you're making a good case for it I might read it oh you would like it just like a lot of like the balancing like and he's like I refuse to be like an involved a non-involved parent like yeah and he's totally transparent like he has help he has a baby nurse and he just has like a nanny for the kids um but he's really like as involved as as he could be at his level of success right and it's really sweet that's nice okay I'm feeling influenced yeah it's good no and it's just so light and so easy like after reading this book for my book club that was really like genuinely fucking horrible the things we left in which we unfinished um which took me quite literally two

weeks to finish this book after last time I'm ready like 45 percent in it's just like light and easy and and fun and fresh nice speaking of books I read and finished the Sally Hepworth book the new one the soulmate that I'm gonna choose for my book club we love Sally Hepworth here and I loved the soulmate I really did not know like what was going to be and it pulls you in really quickly and I really enjoyed my time with it like just as much as every other book maybe even more than some others I would have to like think about them in order to write them but they're all good the thing is how you pick up a Sally Hepworth book she's like an Ellen Hilda right now like it's gonna be good it's gonna be good and that's such a relief like

yeah no it was it was really good so so I'm choosing it you recommend yeah okay because like the book club's going through a drought like we thought this book was going to save us book clubs that's part of book club like unless you're following um or unless it's something that someone in the club has already read that ruins it and then they recommend it to the group like if you guys are going in blind like part of book club is flopping i mean the redheads no we know all about that i know and what's really tough is that like everyone in our book club is like a really active reader. They read like a couple books a month. So we can't choose anything like obvious that's charting on Goodreads because somebody has already read it.

Same with the redheads. It's just so hard to be us. We make this life look easy, Jax. But it's not. It's not easy to be a part of a thriving book club. No, it's really not. But did I tell you we came up with a name for our book club? The Yellow Bellies? No. The Bala the balabusta book club oh that's good because like everyone mostly everyone

in it is like a wife actually everyone in it is like a domesticated queen and ever and when we meet up everyone like cooks and like sets the table and makes it like a real dinner party and balabusta is what yiddish yeah for like you know a nice homemaking queen yeah so we're the balabusta book club. I like that. Oh, and everyone in it is Jewish, so they knew what Bala Busta meant. I like that a lot. Because I like it. I forget.

I gave you one other suggestion. For me. It was like booked and busy or something like that. Or cooked and booked because we're always cooking or something. Oh, that's good. No, I didn't give you that. Then it sounds like we're like making drugs. True.

No, I like Bala Busta book club. Speaking of drugs this morning while I was getting. Bala Busta. I think it's Bala Busta not Buster. I didn't say Buster. Bala Busta. Bala Busta. Um speaking of drugs when I was getting ready this morning I watched a new episode of Good Guys um and it was so good. I saw what you posted and I found it a little hurtful. I know. Well obviously. I found it hurtful towards the toast. I found it hurtful towards the toast I found it hurtful towards the redheads well I said that good guys is literally the best podcast out there but I was just trying to like hype them up I obviously didn't mean like you know it's number one in the world like it was obviously just a euphemism I figured you of all people could read through my euphemisms yeah I don't know you said it so

emphatically and you don't really like give away well I was just like cackling it's really so funny you're allowed to you're allowed I'm allowed to like something yeah okay thanks um and they just did like a whole top like section at the beginning talking about drugs um like experimenting with drugs and like the first time they've ever tried and Josh obviously like ended up becoming a drug addict but they kept it really like light and funny and Josh was saying like how he tried MDMA for the first time and he was like guess where I was and Ben was like a rave. He was like,

I was in my apartment completely alone. What? Yeah. Was that like while he was a drug addict? I think it was on the way. On the way. Well, it was actually really interesting.

On my way. What he said was like, I didn't think I was a drug addict because I would take drugs and like feel like myself. Like I had no insecurities and I was like alive. So he's like, it never occurred to me that I was literally becoming an addict. I just thought it was becoming myself. It was really interesting.

That is interesting. That's what you get on the good guys. Like hilarity, but realness. Introspection. Introspection. And Josh is like, you know,

just like a dad and like really has lived. Yeah. And so, and Ben is in the process of living. So they really offer a very unique perspective. And so does Josh give Ben advice? Yeah, well, Ben was telling the story on the podcast of like one of the only times he's ever done Molly.

And the first time he did it, he was at like a rave when he was in college at, he was visiting a friend at the University of Albany. Ben said this? Yeah. Okay. And somebody gave him Molly and he was like, you know what?

Sure. And literally 10 minutes later, it was like 12 o'clock. So he was like perfect timing. sure and literally 10 minutes later it was like 12 o'clock so he was like perfect timing 10 minutes later the lights turned on the party was over I needed to walk home on Molly yeah that's why you shouldn't do drugs yeah because you just never know when the party's gonna be over you never know when they're gonna turn the lights on yeah you can't time it no you really shouldn't do drugs no definitely not they're so unsafe they're literally illegal. Well, that too.

But you just never, you don't know what you're getting. So true. It's just all mixed up. In these dark economic times, like people do anything for a buck. Yeah, no, it's all crap out there. So just be safe, you guys. That's the lesson of today's episode. Yeah.

What else? Not much else. It's my second coffee today. Mine as well. I'm not well. I'm not well either because I woke up early why aren't you well you got nine hours I'm like a disgusting slob who doesn't take care of herself and all she does is like sleep and wonder why she's tired got it also stay tuned for tomorrow's episode because tonight is the night I'm like really hoping to run into Taylor Swift like Taylor was out and about last night we're gonna talk about it she's in New York I'm going out to like a hot spot tonight and I just I feel it I feel like she's gonna be there

okay manifest it no just like please I've like so many of my friends in the last few weeks have like been at the place that Taylor was at and they text like oh my god she's here yeah like it's happened like two or three times when is it my turn i just feel like she might like stay in tonight with maddie no it's tuesday but it is gorgeous weather it's gorgeous weather she's you know in her paparazzi era she's gonna hit the town and the town's gonna hit back and so is dirty okay and are you gonna be ready yeah you're not gonna flub oh i mean i might be like i might like like stop learning like stop knowing how to speak English. But I'm going in just like feeling confident.

Okay. Do you know what you're wearing? No. You should wear the sweater. Should I wear merch? You should wear the sweater. I think I'll wear Toast merch. So it's like maybe like she's seen it.

She's like, oh, you're the Toast girl. There's no way on God's green diddly dally. I don't know. Do you think? Jackie, the Toast is literally the number one podcast in the world. It is,

but I feel like she doesn't listen to podcasts. She literally just said that she doesn't even read articles about herself. Yeah, but it's possible like somebody in her group

does and was like, by the way, Tay, listen to this. These girls were talking about you and it was so funny. Oh,

okay, fine. Yeah, I don't think she sits down at her computer every day and listens, but maybe she's been sent one of our clips.

I don't know. I feel so far removed from her world i know like there are other celebrities where it's like i can there's a degree of separation like yeah no it's possible that they've like seen it but i just feel like not she's so like out of our out of reach yeah that's what it was for everyone too yeah yeah i was gonna say out of touch like i can't think of any podcast that I think like Taylor dabbles in. Maybe like a true crime.

Yeah. Like totally apolitical in the sense of like pop culture. Yes. Not pop culture. Not politics. Not sports. Like seriously true crime. Not entertainment.

True crime. Not society and culture. I feel like she probably listened to a true crime podcast and then wrote. I did it but it just can't prove it. That's my skip on Evermore. That's a very fair assessment. And if we keep

talking like this she'll never listen. So true. But we've said such nice things. I mean I would lay my life out on the line

for the girl. Like the least she could do was listen to my podcast. True. Should we dive in yeah let's dive in so we can talk about Taylor Moore wow it's already been 20 minutes

like what have we spoken about in the last 20 minutes well we had that fight at the top oh right that was like we're so toxic four or five minutes

then the book talk book talk I guess I did go on like a little long about Andy's book you did yeah that's what we've been talking about

oh but like exciting development in my life like I posted about Andy's book and he responded thanks oh cool yeah this is exciting yeah now I have like open DMs I'm sure he moved me to general That's what we've been talking about. Oh, but like exciting development in my life. Like I posted about Andy's book and he responded. Thanks. Oh, cool. Yeah.

This is exciting. Yeah. Now I have like open DMs. I'm sure he moved me to general, but like still. Yeah. That's exciting. Happy for you. Without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome, Jackie. Our first story, Taylor Swift and Maddie Healy leave a New York City recording studio together amid dating rumors. Another one, like they're dating. Yeah, this one I together amid dating rumors. Another one like they're dating. Yeah, this one I still will allow rumors. What?

Just because like. No, I guess you're right. You're right. You're right. Sorry. Tailored and the 1975. Tailored, yeah? Was there?

Tailored. And the front man were spotted leaving Electric Lady recording studio together in NYC Monday night amid the rumors that they're dating she kept her look casual in an oversized nyu sweatshirt and skirt while maddie looked dapper in all black ensemble so they're leaving this recording studio so you think oh are they recording together that was my initial thought as well but then other celebs were at that studio that night i think there was a party yeah i think taylor threw the party you think she threw the party that's what i had read that's what I had read it was like

Taylor's party Kendrick Lamar was there uh Florence and the machine no machine just Florence of the machine at home um so it was like uh so they definitely weren't recording right because the machine wasn't there unless it's a a quad. But there was other people. There was like a bunch of other people there too. Oh, okay. So yeah, when I first saw it, I was like, oh my God, not this whole thing being like a lead up for a song,

but no, it was a party. They left together in the same car and there were two takeaways for me from this very, very brief, you know, video of them walking out of the studio to their car. It was literally three seconds. The first was fans were quick to point out on Twitter, which I appreciated,

that all the foundation on Taylor Swift's nose had run off, had rubbed off, like almost like she had been making out and like, you know, when you like bump noses

with someone, like she has no foundation left on her nose. Or, probably, or. She has a runny nose. It's allergy season. Shit. The pollen this year

is really on point. Yesterday was like peak pollen for me. Okay, that's shit. 50-50. Yeah, but I also feel like hear me out this is like something taylor strecker and i were talking about like stealth wealth um i feel like allergies is like a problem that rich people like don't have because like they go from their like

perfectly ventilated cars she walked three seconds on the street into like her perfectly ventilated studio you know yes but the pollen comes for everyone i know i know but do you feel like they also have like special drugs because taylor can't be having like a post-nasal drip when she's on tour i thought you were gonna say special drugs not because they could spend all their time inside and in cars like other people could do that too if uh if they wanted to if they wanted to and and the allergies were really bothering them like don't leave your house but because they might have special drugs yeah because taylor really can't be dealing with like a runny nose post nasal drip when she's trying to sing that like affects your voice yeah so she probably has that then my other takeaway but I do think it was the making

out the reason why all the makeup on her nose had rubbed off probably that's like so like remember that picture of like Kylie and Jaden Smith leaving the movie theater when they were 11 years old and she had no foundation left and he had foundation on his like mouth nose and lips yeah that's what it reminds me of and then my second takeaway it's like had foundation on his like mouth, nose and lips. Yeah. That's what it reminds me of. And then my second takeaway, it's like just so funny how like, you know, people become better looking

when you see them through a different lens. Like I don't really find Mattie Healy like to be all that cute. This is not my type. But I don't know, like seeing him walk out

with Taylor, like I was like, oh, he's hot. Like I see it now, you know? Yeah. I don't, I still, not for me, but like for her. they're a nice looking couple there's also something about the y at the end of his name that like makes him cute do you agree in the Maddie or the Healy oh such a good question Maddie like no I said the opposite the other no I'm sorry I grew

up watching awkward do you remember that show yeah and the way I was absolutely in love with Maddie like oh my god I would have taken a bullet for him and like I just wanted him and Jenna even though Jenna was worst to be together and he was like you know every high school fantasy the fact that his name was Maddie like made him even cuter because he was a cop like Maddie's like a cute name but this guy's 34 no I like um uh because I like it like is he a grandpa and they're gonna call him Maddie that's like adorable that is cute fine it's like not a grandpa yet but like an old you know there's definitely gonna be like a weird transition between now and grandpa hood where it might not fit yeah but I like it because you like it yeah that's all you had to say yeah

so he's like he's becoming cuter to me like that's what Taylor's doing I don't need him to become cuter for me like I'm really happy for her selection but this doesn't now need to mean that I need to become like a fan of his and listen to his music and like get it but we were listening to the 1975 before we started filming today what did you do it made it into the pre-show playlist what did you think it sounded like exactly what I thought it would sound like it sounded exactly as how I just sang it for you and just based on like what there was a moment a few months ago like a literal week where everyone's obsessed with the 1975 yeah because there had been a clip of him that went viral singing the bridge of so I got it found it just gotta keep it don't

fuck it you up it that's why whatever reason and some of those clips made their way to reels to reels I guess and you had spoken about him. So I was familiar. And so it all is in line with what I thought about him. Got it. I just thought he was looking cute last night. That's all I was trying to say. I'm happy that you think that. Yeah.

Because she's your girl. So maybe Taylor should watch her back if I run into her tonight. Oh, plot twist. No, I'm happy that you are like you endorse this choice for her. I don't know why. I just feel like Mattie Healy, like pre-Taylor, like is a very antisocial person. I feel like he's probably like really tired

from like going to all these parties and stuff. I mean, do you see his face in all these pictures? He looks tired. It looks like a little kid like being paparazzi. Like, no, stop the flash. Maybe he has a toxic relationship with a paparazzi. Yeah, no, I think he's trying to be annoying. Yeah.

It was a two second walk. Yeah. But every single picture is like, wear sunglasses. Yeah. Taylor kept it casual in NYU crew neck. I love her outfit. I do too. It just doesn't give me, I threw a party outfit.

No, it doesn't. It doesn't give hostess vibes. I don't think it was a party and I don't think she threw it. Well, okay. But what's been reported is that it is a party and she threw it. I'm questioning everything. As you should. As you should. I think it was something else industry things that we'll never understand oh that's

another thing from Andy's book he was like I did a red carpet and I saw like that wench from page six who's like always misconstruing what I say and then he was like see uh the music man openings whatever I like googled I tried to find who like, arch nemesis is at page six, but I couldn't find what he was talking about. So many things, like, I went to Google from his book, and I was left at a dead end. But he has, like, a nemesis who works there, and I really want to know who it is.

I'm sure if we just read stories about him, we could figure it out. I wonder if it's the same as my nemesis. Or mine. Or should I say, nemeses. We have different nemeses. We do have different nemeses at page six. I won't say her name, because the last time I did,

she, like, literally crapped her pants. She, like, sent me a nasty fucking email. She was like going to write this article. So I just like posted the email on my Instagram. That's what you do. Like power move being like this wench wants to know my thoughts. Here are my thoughts. Yeah.

And she was like, she literally like crapped her pants that I put her name. Like you literally work in media. Calm down. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's just like a lesson to all journalists like don't come for me I'll snap your neck yeah are you ready for our next story yes what I'll tell you later oh okay Kim Kardashian is shopping for a home in Tom Brady's community page six is saying that the pair are quote friendly yeah i don't know why everyone like started crapping their pants like these

two are so not there's a lot of pants crapping happening yeah today's episode is sponsored by cottonelle literally i agree they're not dating yeah so obvious the story is that kim and tom have it's not even a couple named kim Kim and Tom. What are they going to be called? Tom. Tim. Wait, wait, wait. Tim and Kim? Wait, Tom.

Oh, sorry. I'm telling you. Yeah, it's not right. No. It doesn't roll off the tip of the tongue. They've struck a friendship up as she looks to buy a vacation home in his exclusive Bahamian neighborhood.

They make it seem like these two are dating and she's buying a house down the street from him because she's so obsessed with him. Meanwhile, like she's just trying to look for a vacation house and he happens to vacation there too. And he has like a rich community that he knows about. Yeah. So she called him like they said that she called him up to ask him for his advice on the community.

Yeah. Kim likes that Bahamas place. When she stopped, remember when she was paparazzi for the first time with Pete Davidson wearing jeans in the Bahamas and then getting off that little seaplane? Yeah. She was also going to that community in the Bahamas. Yeah, she's there all the time.

Also the other, I think like Kendall's there all the time too. Like it's just a fun place for celebrities to go. And I guess at a certain point, it makes sense to get a house there if you're going all the time. Yeah. So that's what she's doing. She's not dating Tom Brady.

I didn't think for a second that she was like and if they were like that would actually be like a letdown I don't think that's good like a good next step for either of them no it's like please if they were actually dating like you know I'd be so here for it but it's one it's too good to be true it's too obvious it's not happening no it's not not it's not happening no and I had read that Tom Brady like had a girlfriend, like a model or something. But that was a while ago. That was a while ago. It's hard to keep up with these singles. Yeah.

I never thought that they were dating. So this didn't get my hopes up or down. No. But people have been very quick to be like, run, don't. Run, don't what? Run, don't be with him, with her. Why? The fans aren't here for it. Oh, really?

Why? What's the fans reasoning i mean i could find out i just like didn't give it the toxic clicks no you shouldn't give the toxicity clicks like a couple losers posted some tweets that's an article you know what i mean no it's so interesting like what makes news these days like somebody like there's a couple people in your instagram comments all upset fans slam kim kard. Fans slam. Literally, that's what it, this is the headline. Fans rip Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady friendship.

Quote, run, Tom. Why? And it was, they flooded Page Six's Instagram comments. So they're reporting on their own comment section where random fucking people wrote, run, Tom, run, and he needs to steer clear of her.

That's not news. No, it ain't. Who cares what some smelly Joe in Idaho thinks? A third comment was even more succinct with a one-word comment. Quote, gross. I can't believe that that gets written up. Yeah. However, not everyone was quite so negative.

One person argued, now that would be an interesting relationship. Oh, so the point of this article, now that would be an interesting relationship. Oh, so the point of this article. Is that an argument? So the point of this article is to say, people have conflicting opinions. No, yeah,

but instead they're ripping. Slamming. Another person said, I would love to see this happen. Why do I care? No, it's really a pointless article. That's why you just gotta

read headlines these days. Yeah, no, that's why I didn't click it then. I'm glad I didn't, but I'm glad we clicked it now and got to the bottom of things it's just so important to be like an astute consumer of pop culture like there's so much fraudulence out there I feel like I have a really good bar now like for what I believe what I don't believe like what what

headlines I could literally skip past knowing they're not true yeah but you got to be very on alert yeah you've got to get dressed and stay on alert. Yeah. This is exactly what I'm doing tonight. And if you listen to all episodes of The Toast. You would understand that reference. But if you skip some days, you're lost. I wonder why like someone might skip a day of The Toast.

As a toaster on my free time, like sometimes you just don't have. It depends on your day. And it's like you could work on catching up, but you might, it might take too long. Like it just depends on your schedule. Yeah. That's also why like, you know, our numbers do dip a little bit in the summer.

Like people actually have shit to do. I respect that. And I think like they're on vacation. You don't need to listen to a podcast all the time. Like when you're commuting, you need it. Yeah, of course. It just. The monotony of life.

It makes sense to me. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Wow. of life like it makes sense to me yeah are you ready for our next story yeah well we're like zooming through today now are we i guess not i don't know i guess time flies when you're having a great time with your sister time flies when you're wearing a beautiful cardigan you would know i wouldn't i'm not wearing a cardigan so you would know okay moving on miss moving on you know for girls talking about moving on you're certainly not you're just so attached to this cardigan i don't think i should take it

okay okay and now i've worn it once right right no honestly like once something leaves my house it's your problem now i'm not bringing it back feels like a studio problem honestly we should get it framed and hang it up. Literally. The cardigan that launched a thousand ships. Yeah. Sound off in the comments. Do you like the cardigan? Team cardigan, team nardigan.

Love that. No. Our next story is crazy news because Vanderpump Rules dropped a clip from the new episode. Oh my God, I missed it. That airs tomorrow night. The way like my whole week has been leading up. I know. I literally was going to go out to dinner but then i was like then i won't be able

to watch vanderpump rules on time no and um because i've been like traveling so much these last few weeks we haven't done a recap so like thursday's episode like you guys ain't fucking ready for the recap caught up in your personal life right like no i actually have one more i'm i'm gonna watch i haven't watched last week's episode but i want to watch it back to back tomorrow okay i want to sit down at eight watch it Back to back tomorrow Okay Like I wanna sit down At 8 Watch from 8 to 9 The old episode

9 to 10 the new episode 10 to 10.30 Watch what happens live And Ariana's on Watch what happens live And then Toast Toast

So it's all fresh in my mind Okay Well they dropped a clip You know their one minute Clips So smart Not even a trailer Like here's a minute

Of the show Where Ariana sits down With Katie and Sheena and explains like what she learned when she learned it. So she said that Raquel had sex with Sandoval in her car while Ariana was reeling from her dog's death. Jesus. So People has the exclusive clip where Ariana reveals to friends Katie and Sheena how she

found out about Tom cheating on her. She said, quote, I went to Tom. I went with Tom to Tom Tom because he had that party thing. I found a screen recording of them on FaceTime. It was literally from the night before he was at Tom Schwartz's. Katie was like, he was at, she was doing that at Schwartz's? From there, Ariana explains that she confronted Raquel directly to get answers. She said, I called Raquel and I started like making her like fucking tell me what the fuck. When did this start?

She said, right after the girls trip. I'm like, you mean right after Charlotte died? Because she left the girls trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A flashback then shows Ariana leaving the girls trip. Back in her conversation with Katie and Sheena, Ariana explains what Raquel told her. She said they kissed. Well, later that night when we were out here, I pressed Tom.

And he said, well, they actually fucked in her car that night. And he didn't have a key to get in. So he had to ring the doorbell and I had to let him in. Oh, my God. I mean, like, this is really the moment we've been waiting for. And honestly, I will say Bravo, Bravo like did not do a bad job like they didn't drag anything out and we really are getting everything like everyone's like fully bleeding out for this so I'm very grateful um but I still even with this like the timeline

is so confusing to me um it's so confusing because I think and I mean Schwartz said this on his disastrous watch what happens live appearance but it made a little bit of sense that like their affair wasn't linear it's not like they like had an emotional affair right and then they kissed and then they like fought their feelings and then they had sex and then they you know it didn't like progress like a normal relationship I think from what I understand like they had sex over the summer like kind of out of nowhere and I don't think then from there they started a full-blown affair like I think they were on ice for a little bit and then more so in the fall did they like get into it got it that's what I think okay so not linear no not linear that does make sense I just can't and you know

what's so crazy is like I guess Tom had already had all of these Tom and the most extra performances scheduled it's a travesty and he had already had all these like shows booked and tickets sold you all of these Tom and the Most Extra performances scheduled. It's a travesty. And he had already had all these shows booked and tickets sold. And you know how much money he spends paying these people to hang out with him $1,000 a day. So he has to still do these shows even though he's become the most hated man in America. And the footage I have seen.

It's tragic. If I didn't hate him so much, I would feel sorry for him. By the way, I was going to say, they're so pathetic that I actually watch them and I actually feel like a semblance of sadness for him. Like, that's how bad they are. But I want to know, you know, before this happened, there were people buying tickets to this show.

No, and those people need to be held accountable. That's, you know, I want to talk about that. People who actually liked Tom Sandoval enough to buy tickets and want to see him cover songs that he didn't write with arguably one of the worst voices I've ever heard in my life like there were people who were looking forward to that and I hate to yuck someone's yums but I want to know I want to get into the mind of that person no I totally agree they need to speak for themselves to me that's more interesting it's really interesting watching him be on tour right now is so painful to watch and a part of me is

like how is he just going out there every night like how how do you not cancel the shows but like he it's income no it's income and also it's our soul like you have to understand we're not dealing with like a normal functioning human being We're dealing with Like a unbelievable narcissist Like with actual Like problems Like it's not shocking to me That he's going out there And like giving the same energy

Like he doesn't look Even remotely ashamed Which is even more shameful And what's worse This week he like Changed up the lyrics Stacey can't you see Raquel's not the girl

For me No it was Schwartzy Can't you see Whatever Because he changes it To Schwartz's mom. By the way, before Skandival, people would go to the show and be like,

Schwartz's mom. And he would hold up a picture of Schwartz's mom. There were people who were eating that up. And I think that's like a really big conversation worth having. Like, who? I agree. I totally agree. Show yourselves.

Show yourselves. And unburden yourselves. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if anything, now i think tickets are more interesting like i would buy a ticket now before i bought a ticket then a comedy and a tragedy it's a shakespearean experience shakespearean like it's it's otherworldly i can't even explain it it's out of body it's like you know what it feels wrong to witness it's otherworldly. I can't even explain it. It's out of body. It's like, you know what? It feels wrong to witness.

It's like a car wreck. I, yes. The more we talk about it, like I kind of want to go just so I can like, like I, but like, what do you think about the people who are going and like holding signs and

like heckling him? That's mean. Like actually, like it's just like unnecessary. It's nicer to Like actually. Like it's just like unnecessary. It's nicer to not go. And it's a bad use of your time. Yeah. Like I would only go just,

I need to witness it. Yeah, no, I will be a silent observer. I wouldn't bring a sign or heckle or anything. No, I would just like politely clap. Yeah, it would only just be to like see the environment. But if you're going to a show that you spent money on to like hold a sign That he's a worm

Or whatever Like there are more Fun ways to spend your time Oh and we also didn't Talk about how we got A trailer for the reunion Last week Yeah

It was Everyone was you know Taking away Poo Poo Head Which was moronic But when he called him A worm with a mustache That was funny And there's a few

Different setups Because obviously Raquel and Sheena Can't be in the same room Which is kind of annoying Because it looks like We spent Because obviously Raquel and Sheena can't be in the same room Which is kind of annoying Because it looks like we spend a lot of time with Sheena Yeah Like Sheena's just going to have to take a back seat

And then Andy had said there is like a one on one With Tom and Ariana, Tom, Ariana and Raquel Raquel and Tom Do they talk about anything else that happened this season? I don't know, I hope not Actually I would like a special time carved out for Satchel Agreed Katie was on Watch What Happens Live last week And time carved out for satchel agreed Katie was on much happens live last week and she said her and satchel are not together but he's doing very well

that's all you could ask I just hope for you know a happy satch happy satch greater than unhappy satch one the other thing I was going to say about Tom's show was like the fact that he's trying to like get in on the moment of scandival by like changing the lyrics and like throwing Raquel under the bus. But also like admitting like, oh, she's my girl. But I love Schwartz's mom more. No, but then also like screaming at TMZ that like Raquel is in a mental health facility. Like everybody needs to back off.

Like she's literally struggling. And then going on stage and making fun. Raquel's not the girl for me. Like you're literally part of the problem, dude. No, but like I think, you know, it makes sense both ways. Like he's not with Raquel. So he's like making a joke about it. Or it's like Raquel is the love of his life, but still Schwartz's mom, you know?

Right. But I do think him and Raquel are together. I think so too. But it's just such an act of desperation. Oh yeah. To like get in on. To try and like get in. On like your.

Fall. Yes. From Grace. Yeah. If you can even call it grace where he was before. Yeah. This whole saga has just really taught me

like trust your instincts. Like I've been a good judge of character. I knew he was a problem. No. This whole saga has taught me like you don't know anything

about anyone that you think that you know. That's true. That you think that you know. You think you know them. You think that they know that you know but they know that you know.

And people are capable of crazy things. Are you wearing a sugar lips today tank top it looks like a sugar lip it's not it does look like a sugar lips it's hatch maternity oh it throwback to sugar lips when we would like layer those color tank tops like but it's giving sugar lips oh my god i could not breathe in a sugar lips right well it has like the ribbed yes it does it literally looks like a sugar lips it does it's really cozy should we bring sugar lips back i can't postpartum yeah it's like a compression thing yeah i used to like wear it instead of a bra well those were the days yeah imagine me in a sugar lips without a bra right now i'd be in the hospital be a different kind of show it would are you ready for our next story if it's not brought to you by

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Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Real Housewives of New York Legacy cast has been officially revealed after a behind-the-scenes tumult. So Real Housewives of New York City Legacy has now turned into a Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip of Real Housewives New York Legacy. And the cast is Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Luann de la Seps, Sonia Morgan, Kelly Ben Simone, and Kristen Taichman. Sonia Morgan was not at the up fronts where they announced this yesterday.

Interesting. So I feel like she has stuff going on. Yeah, but like a lot of the comments, I actually thought she wasn't in it until you just read that right now. All the comments were like, what about Sonia? So maybe she was just booked but maybe she was booked. Maybe she couldn't make it. The ladies will jet off to Saline Beach in St. Barts

and stay at the same home as the cast in season five did. That's, you know, Excella Francais. No, that was Turks and Caicos. Really? Yeah, no. Scary Island in St. Bart's. St. Bart's wasn't the pirate?

St. Bart's was the pirate. Oh, maybe that's. Oh, yeah. Excella Francais. No, Excella Francais. Francais is be cool, don't be uncool. Yeah. Okay.

But wasn't it be cool about the pirate? No, that was about the man that woke up in Heather's bed. Okay. Okay. Excella Franze is Turks and Caicos. Okay. Be Cool, Don't Be All Uncool. Is Turks and Caicos.

Is Turks and Caicos. St. Bart's is Pirate. Okay. But St. Bart's is also Scary Island. Not to my knowledge. With Aviva. Season knowledge with Aviva season five Aviva season five yeah Aviva would be season five I'm just confused now there's so many trips I know but they definitely went to St. Barts more than once but same scary island Aviva wasn't at Scary Island that's why oh wait that you two are white trash quite frankly

yes that's not st bart's no i don't know where that is but that's not scary island because scary island is kelly which is why kelly's back by the way they're recreating scary island that's why kelly's here got it but no bethany so it's not really scary oh well in andy's book in in the point in time where he's writing he has the idea to split up Roni to Legacy and OG. And he sends Bethany a text and is like, once the announcement came out in Variety a few weeks later, once they had come up with this idea, he sent it to Bethany and was like,

I know you're over Housewives, but the door is always open if you want to come. And she basically was like, make me an offer. Like, if the money's right, of course I'll do it. And then the next day she made a TikTok saying that this announcement is boring and it's going to be dumb. And Andy was like, OK, weird. That's so Bethany.

Yeah. But she still would do it. She said she would. But I guess since she's not on it, they didn't offer her enough money. Yeah. And honestly, they don't need her. And all of this kept getting stalled because of money. So we wound up with not even a whole show, but a ultimate girls trip because I don't think people could agree on money it's just like a lot of new

titles and language to give us a show that we had 10 years ago no and you know what I actually don't think it's a terrible idea I think it's probably better than like a reboot of you know having two Real Housewives of New York shows the Real Housewives of New York new cast like that looks horrible like it didn't watch a trailer there wasn't even a trailer it was just like pictures of them on a rooftop like it wasn't and like with a voiceover like in this town you know yeah there wasn't any footage from the actual season it's just like I have the worst vibes from it like I don't think it's gonna be good I actually like this idea the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trips are actually performing really well people really seem to be enjoying

them on Peacock so I don't think this is a bad idea. I think they got a really great group. I mean, what's more random than fucking Kristen Taichman? But whatever. I guess they needed like a sixth. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this because it's like this group of women are just like unhinged and they're on vacation for like a one season only show.

Like it's going to be bananas in an incoherent way yeah well that's what that was where we got this way like where just everyone's just like blackout drunk and spewing nonsense and it's like what the fuck am i watching that's really what the place we got to with roni was i think this will be even worse because it's not like they have to like then go home no it's like a one-time only thing these These women are, especially like a lot of them, Dorinda, like they really want to be back in the fold. A lot of them definitely have some sort of alcoholism. So it will be like a hodgepodge.

But I do think conceptually it's better than a reboot. Yeah, but I just find myself when I'm watching, and this always happens more so on vacation because everybody lets loose on vacation, like lay people as well. Then I'm just like, why am I? There's no thread. Of rationale here. I will say.

Like a positive of this. Is that this group of friends. The group of women. Like are actually friends. Like. I know Luann. And Kelly Ben Simone. Have like kept in touch.

Like they're really really tight. Dorinda. Ramona. And Sonia. Ramona. And Dorinda. So like there is history there. And it's not like.

A bunch of random women thrown in. The history will make it a little more cohesive. I just do hope, honestly, like they taper the alcohol a little bit. Of course, like when people get drunk, that's when it gets interesting. But they got to a point where it was incoherent and it wasn't even fun

because the next morning nobody remembered. Nobody even cared. It's like we were all drunk, whatever. So there's no thread of a storyline because there's no progress ever being made. It's just like, like. Chaos. Chaos chaos so i hope they taper it a little bit you know ramona's like very pulled back these days so i do think she won't be like the crazy ramona we think she is like she's very much in her businesswoman era like she's a podcast you know yeah but as much as ramona's always been

the shit starter she was never the drunkest. No. Like you know her storyline actually always made it from beginning to end except she was always just like saying something crazy apologizing.

Start, stop, start, stop. No it's really like Dorinda and Sonia. Yeah. But where's Luann these days? In terms of her sobriety? Yeah. I don't know.

She's like crushing it doing her tour that like I feel like she's probably not drinking. Yeah. I have no idea though. I have no idea either. And she came out with

Frose, Fake Rose or whatever. Oh right right that was on the show yeah but she still promotes it a lot it's not fake rose frose it's um it's just non-alcoholic rose because frose is frozen rose fose then fose yeah frose is frozen rose yeah yeah which disgusting. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. Because it's some podcasting news. Okay. And some royal news. Okay. Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, reveals her. Hardly royal, but continue.

Royal adjacent news. Yeah. Reveals her new gig, which is Spilling the Tea. Sarah Ferguson will be Spilling the Tea on a new podcast. On Monday, the Duchess of York announced the launch of a new weekly podcast called Tea Talks with the Duchess and Sarah. I hate the word tea

in terms of like gossip. Agreed. But she's a, I get it, I get it. It works better. It actually is acceptable here. Fergie is co-hosting the show with entrepreneur Sarah Thompson

and the friends say they won't shy away from any subject. She said on Instagram, it's about time we spilled the tea. Our brand new podcast, Tea Talks with the Duchess and Sarah. That's confusing. It sounds like herself and herself.

Right. The Duchess and her friend, Sarah. But it's like, she's also Sarah. It's out next week, streaming on all platforms. So I just,

obviously like this is interesting. Yeah. Like podcasting, infiltrating the royal realm. this is interesting. Yeah. Like podcasting infiltrating the royal realm. Sort of royal. Yeah. But like, do you think the palace will have to listen to every episode? Does she behave these days? I don't know.

She's in. Right. Because her kids are very much in. Right. Her kids are Beatrice and Eugenie. Yes. But I think she wasn't. She just got snubbed recently.

But up and like maybeie now. Yes. But I think she wasn't, she just got snubbed recently, but up in, like maybe at the coronation, I don't know if she was where she like could have or should have been. But before that, she was like in and she had like all these really nice tributes about the queen.

Oh, that's sweet. And I think in recent years, like she's more so in the fold. So I feel like maybe the palace is like, you can do your own thing, but that means that she won't be talking about anything actually interesting. If she wants to remain in the good graces.

Right. But like you were the one saying like Charles is very much in favor of like a trimmed down smaller core royal family and quite literally she's not a part of it. She's divorced which is like you know a sin I guess. And she's also like associated with Andrew. So like really I don't think The royal family Like needs her Like she can go on the podcast

And say whatever the fuck She wants you know But that just causes Trouble for the family I don't think she's trying To cause trouble No I don't think I think she's a monarchist

I don't know how you have A podcast as a royal And you don't cause trouble Meghan Markle Didn't really cause trouble That's why it was boring She didn't Okay not on her podcast

She's like interviewed Not on her podcast No on the podcast That's what I'm saying That's why I wouldn't Consider her podcast Like a major success It was boring as fuck Okay Okay what I'm saying. That's why I wouldn't consider her podcast like a major success.

It was boring as fuck. Okay. Okay, but I'm like, you could say podcast, like the realm of media, having a media program. So for them, it was like podcast, documentary,

book, other sit down. Yeah. Oprah. So I think it's a little odd to have a royal podcast royal adjacent podcast have the royals ever like the core like william and everyone have they ever done it like they do interviews all the time for like the bbc and shit have they done a podcast like kate did a podcast once it was like mothering oh cute yeah it was not tea right right right With the duchess Right damn Yeah I was just wondering

If that's like a space They're foraying into Oh and also This is pertinent One of the husbands So one of the One of like William and Harry's cousins

Is a girl Who's married to a man Who's a former rugby player And he has a podcast A successful podcast I think it's like About sports Rugby stuff

Safe But there is a royal podcast Good to know Yeah No cause like Podcasting is now a really It's like a reputable But it's like rugby stuff. But there is a royal podcast. Good to know. Yeah. No, because like podcasting is now a really, it's like a reputable. But if like the Duchess was like, I'm doing a true crime podcast, I wouldn't feel like weird about it. No, but calling it tea.

And saying we're going to spill the tea, like then you better fucking spill it. It's giving clickbait. Then you better spill the tea, but then you're out. I know. I'm sorry, like it's a catch-22, you can't win. I know, and like I kind of want the best for her. No, me too. And she's also a writer. We reported on her historical fiction book yeah yeah yeah no I like I really I wish her well yeah so I hope her podcast is boring so she keeps getting invited to things

agreed because her kids are like really in there yeah Eugenie and Beatrice like I think they're really close with William and Harry and yeah and they're major yeah even though they're like irrelevant in terms of like the succession they're like major social. Even though they're like irrelevant in terms of like the succession. They're like major socialite queens. Yeah. And they get invited to everything and they married well. Yeah. They behave. Yeah, they do.

Nice. Yeah, so. Welcome to the podcasting realm, Sarah and Sarah. They said they'll be having candid conversations as they spill the tea on the roller coaster of life. Now that we're done with the stories, I'm so hungry. I have to pee so badly because I've just consumed so many beverages. So like yesterday we were talking at the end of the show about lunch. Yeah.

And you ended up having to go get your hair cut. So like I was on my own for lunch and I went to my everyday lunch place and I get the same thing every day. They have this like really good like garlic butter herb chicken. It's like grilled chicken with like a little garlic on top. It's so good and juicy. And they didn't have it yesterday. And so I was like up there

like with my dick in my hand. They were like, what chicken? And they were like, put your dick away. Yeah. This is a, you know,

this is a Wendy's. And they were like, well, you can take the grilled chicken from like the salad bar. And it was like cold and cubed. And it was like, it was like,

I don't want everyone to like feel bad for me. Like it was like literally the worst lunch ever. Like I was so upset. Why didn't you get salmon? I'm just like, not in my salmon era. You know, you have to, like, feel bad for me. Like, it was, like, literally the worst lunch ever. Like, I was so upset. Why didn't you get salmon? I'm just, like, not in my salmon era. You know, you have to really be in the mood for salmon.

And I am having salmon for dinner because, like, I know the menu of the place I'm going. No, but why didn't you get salmon yesterday? Because, like, I just wasn't in the mood, like, for fish. Like, why, I have to have fish now? Yeah. It was just, like, I'm so, like, I really am hoping to have it today. Otherwise what? There will be a riot.

Breaking up my lunch, I'm trying to fight it. I could go down every night, but I'd be lying. If I said I could live and breathe without you. The chicken, there'd be a lot of lonely. There'd be a lot of hungry. There'd be a lot of salmon. Wishing and praying that you would hold me i would do most anything baby if only you would come back to me let's talk about rascal flats let's because we

never got their legacy tour because of covid thanks dr fauci i actually saw one of the members uh jay demarcus at the acms he really good. He is a very good member. Yeah. He's not the one who got the DUI, right? No. That was the other backup member. But not Rascal himself. No, not Gary, who follows me on TikTok.

No, but they owe us a farewell tour. Like, I didn't forget about it, just like I didn't forget about Kelly's residency. Right. And I'm owed. We were going to follow them around the country and see three shows. We were.

Let me ask you a question. When we did, we saw them once together in Dallas. Remember, we spent Memorial Day weekend at your mother-in-law's, which was really a fabulous trip. And we saw Rascal Flatts at this gorgeous amphitheater. Did they play Riot? I would, I think not. Because that's like one of like my favorite Rascal Flatts songs. I don't think that they did play Riot.

What are your favorite Rascal Flat songs? It's so hard to say. Because there's so many. I mean, Here's to You is one of our favorites. Yeah. Oh my God. I like, I feel so put on the spot. Who is Mayberry?

Sitting on her porch drinking ice cold cherry coke like if i had like if i had like insane means and i could like throw myself a birthday party like rascal i would literally like i would how much you think it would be maybe i should start saving i don't know but that's like um bobby bones and caitlin's wedding yeah they just got whoever they wanted because like rascal flats performed yeah like Yeah. Like I'm vomiting. I know. I saw them at the ACMs, by the way. I interviewed them.

I saw their photo at the ACMs. Yeah. So it's kind of the same thing. Pretty much. No, like literally there's a video on her Instagram of Rascal himself singing to her. And like there's so many great Rascal songs. Love songs too. Yeah.

Love who you love. With all that you have. Also also here comes goodbye if I want to jump off a bridge there's also a golf tournament every year that's like for like rich famous people that every year rascal flats performs I always see like a couple of like rich people I know like posting like on their close friends stories from it that's disgusting that they would gatekeep like and not invite me and now no now I don't know. It hasn't happened in a while since COVID. And I don't know if like the next time it happens or will Rascal Flatts perform. If they do, I'm like literally, if you're rich and know what I'm talking about,

like somebody invite me, okay? Same. Yeah. Woo golf. Yeah, Ben golfs. Oh my God, please. Please. I don't know what it is.

It's like in California and it's like all the rich people I know always go. And there's like always celebs. But it's like low key. Nobody like ever posts. Like it's always on close on close friends interesting I would like to be invited hmm all right let's get some lunch okay let's get some lunch but rascals we didn't forget I just I'm glad that you brought that up because you still owe us a farewell tour if you're going to take away the sweet sweet music that you make thank you yeah thank you thank you so much for listening to the toast of Monday morning show we deliver the best stories you need to everybody Friday I'm hungry bye love you bye