The Toast - Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toes and Happy Thursday. Hope everyone is having a great day, doing things that they love. Speaking of people that I love, it's a Jacqueline Filet. Hey, Turday.

How you doing? Happy Thursday. I got to tell you something. You know, we drive to work separately. I know. Just because, like, you know, sometimes you need to run errands. Like, whatever. We need freedom.

Yeah. But we leave the house. You didn't ship all these cars. for nothing. We leave the house at the same time. Uh-huh. And every day, like, I pull out after you. So I'm, and it's literally... You drive behind me every day. I drive behind you every day. And there aren't so many roads here, so it's like... You're behind me

the entire time. Nobody ever really cuts in. Like, I know. You drive so fast. Like, I'm not going to let you sit here anymore and talk about, like, I was scared of the road. I have a hard time keeping up with you. I know the Tesla, like, it's just easy to go fast on. I remember when Lauren Elizabeth got a Tesla, like, super early. We were all in L.A. She's like, do you want to see how fast it could go? And I was like, no. And she went insanely fast and it happens really quickly like zero to six or whatever. I'm not sitting here anymore with you being like, do you think I can make a left turn from

the other lane? I have so many things to say. Oh man, you're so fucking fast. I have so many things to say first of all, I told you guys I speed a little. Nobody believed me. Well, you guys, like it's actually unsafe. Okay, but second of all, we sit in traffic the whole time. Where am I even though? No, like a couple of times, especially when we pull out of the house. When we pull out. Oh my God, I'm like literally like 100 feet behind you and I'm going like 50 miles an hour. But today I was ahead of you a lot because like I backed out. I got it. I got it. out like really early you were still waiting no but like we met up at the stop sign so like and then i went fast after that yeah and i thought at the other day too i'm like what this fuck is she driving so

fast that's so funny because i always wonder like what you think of me driving behind me you're probably like annoyed it and turn there like i'm too patient i'm too slow there's not a lot of turns it's like a weird drive here but like you have to make space for yourself here they don't have like turning lights like in florida like if you want to make a left turn like they will give you a green light just for your left turn so yeah you have to be aggressive here yeah here here you have to make space for yourself and i always feel like self-conscious that you're like oh she didn't turn then. Oh, that's funny. No, I'm like not thinking about you. I'm just like sort of listening to music. You think I'm aggressive on the road? No, I just think you drive really fast. I tried to tell

you guys. Like I, I'm glad that you saw it for yourself. Yeah, I did. I feel conflicted because sometimes I find myself like driving fast. I'm like, that feels incongruous with me as a person. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like we've sort of sat here and like watched you build this narrative about being like a scared, like defensive driver. But defensive drivers would not drive how you drove this morning. I just want everyone to know. Like, I was honest about that. No one believed me. Yeah. No one believed me. Yeah. You should just bring that sort of like aggressive energy to all elements of driving. I'm getting like so much better and so much more comfortable. And like bringing our cars up here has been amazing because I feel I feel like I'm in my own clothes, you know? Yeah.

It's been, it's been really great. So okay, okay. She's not me driving. That's the first thing I once to tell you. Except you also like I find a space for myself to turn in like and I'm like so glad to have made it. Yeah. And then you come in my turn too. I'm like, wow, she beat that truck. Like, you always turn. Here's the thing about like making space to yourself on the road. Is that a little while ago, like, because I, I don't, now I drive like a decent amount, but Ben usually drives me and like, I don't drive that much. But like a couple of years ago, I had the realization that like, the other cars on the road, like, they don't want to hit me either. Do you know what I mean? So like, even if I do something like a little aggressive,

they're going to stop. Like, they don't want to hurt their car or their lives or their passengers. So just like drive a little crazy because nobody else wants to die either. I understand that is like when I'm like merging lanes I'm like well they're gonna let me you just have to because what's the alternative right we're gonna crash ding me right ding me just to show like to show me something you have the realization that the other person sort of like has to let you in it's very powerful that's what ben taught me Ben is like too aggressive but I respect his like shame like he just sort of parks his ass wherever he wants yeah yeah that was the first thing I wanted to tell you second thing I wanted to tell you is that I watched Elle I know that

you started out, I'm very curious your thoughts. So I fell asleep in the middle of the second episode, although, you know, and like I wasn't loving it, but you didn't love it when you were watching the first two episodes either. The people from Seattle, like, are miserable, not in real life in the show. And yeah, like the way they're like Seattle,

like we don't do that around here. It's like, okay. Like everyone's being mean to Elle, and like I'm not liking that. And it's all gray and ugly. And like I loved the first 10 minutes of the episode where she was living in Bel Air. Yeah.

Like, can we go back to that? And if it weren't for you being so compelled by it, like I probably would quit it. I think I am going to set it down briefly because I want to watch Five Star Weekend. So what part of Ella are you up to? I was getting so sleepy by the end. It was like, did she go to the concert yet?

No. Oh, she heard the senior girl. Oh, that fucking bitch senior girl. Like she heard them talking about the concert. And she came home, like, defeated her mom did her closet. it and then her mom's like starting to like think about redecorating throwing away all the rental furniture um okay so you're not at a point yet where i loved it yet so like don't feel discouraged um i don't want to like say anything that's gonna like set any expectations for you but i feel

like i can remember like a point where i had my first like oh that's like such a sweet moment i love that okay because i haven't had that yet um that's fine because they also like don't have their house parjy yet so like before the house was parjie i wasn't like feeling like so much love. I was just like feeling very... Are they poor? No. They're just leaving just to like hunker down, save his reputation. Yeah, exactly. Out of sight, out of mind. They're not poor. Their house is nice.

Yeah. Money doesn't seem to be an issue for them. I like the mom. Yeah. Love her. So... I watched two more episodes. It's just like so great. It's so... It's so great. I really want to watch Five Star Weekend. I haven't heard anything like really good or bad, but I did read the book, Ellen Heldamant. I have like PTSD from

Peacock So like it's been like taking me a few days To open Peacack back up again But I do want to watch it Jennifer Gardner plays Whatever her name was Like the main woman And I liked the book I think

I get all of Ellen Hildebrand's books confused I didn't read that one It was like she becomes a widow And she's also like Who's like the equivalent She's like a wishbone kitchen type But like for older women She does like a lot of hosting content

And like cooking and people love her so much so she hosts a five-star weekend where she brings like her five friends and like hosts and schmose but it turns out like one of the friends has a big secret I want to spoil it I think they all have a secret

no no but like one of them is like chew like you have a secret viola chew like you have a secret I fucking love she's the man same when people talk about comfort movies we need to start a list because honestly bend it like Beckham's on that list too

of like really nostalgic comforting movies because she's the man I could watch that. I would never get sick of it. Yes. Yes. But like there is an element of sadness because like Amanda Binds. Of course.

It is not that person anymore. Although her performance is so stellar, it does transcend reality. Like I can watch it without getting sad. But it's like, I don't know. It's just, it just makes me sad. Of course. And like watch her great work because it's like, where is she? It's also insane that she wasn't like nominated for an Oscar.

Deadass. I know you guys are going to say, I think I sound crazy, but like, that is one of the best acting comedic performances of our time. And it's like, well, you get an Oscar for stuff like that. Where's her Oscar? I don't know. That movie's so good. It is.

That like run of movies she did towards the end of her like acting career. What a Girl wants. Sydney White. Mm-hmm. So good. Mm-hmm. So good. Yeah.

So that's on my to-do list, five-star weekend. Okay. I think I have like one or two more episodes of Elle. I will miss her when she's gone. but it's giving me, like, faith in Hollywood. Like a reboot, too. No, and, like, they can do something that I would like. And people are comparing it to, like, off campus in the sense that, like, of that, like, feel good sort of show.

And so maybe I will watch off campus. Okay, but if you don't like it, like, just seriously, like, don't ruin it for everyone else. Just say you didn't like it. I mean, just say you didn't watch it, you know? I feel like I'm going to like it. I think you are, too. And with season two, you know, being highly anticipated, like, you could get caught up before season two drops. Yeah. No, and like my beef was never with off campus the show. It was just this like,

with Gary Graham. No, it was just this like constant cyclical like hot and thing like all the time. And if you're like not watching, like it just like fast production. Well, that's sort of the age we live in. No, and it was a commentary on the age we live in. Not on specifically off campus. I have no idea what's going on in the show. It was commentary on the age. It was a commentary. I also think you would like it because the school setting like is very similar to your call, but it's like your college It's like a small labor school. No, that's literally all it takes. It's a small level like.

All it takes is like a school setting for me. Yeah, me too. That has any like reminiscence of Colgate. Yeah. And that's it. And I love your show. Yeah. I feel like Elle actually has that a little bit because it's very like the school.

Yeah. And like the weather and it's cold and rainy. And she got that woman fired. Like that was upsetting. There are a couple of upsetting things that happened. It seemed really unnecessary. No, no. There are a lot of unnecessary upsetting things that happen that like we can't come back from.

You know, we can't like citrille. Z. Yeah, I didn't love that. So I want you to keep watching because, like, I really want to know, like, in totality, if you do like it. I'm sure I will. I don't know. I don't know if you will. When people are always like, it's a good show, you have to get past the first few episodes,

it's a good show. The first season sucks. That's like one of my biggest pet peeves. No, but you didn't love it after the first episodes. I didn't love the first episode. After that, I liked it. And then it probably, like, episode three or four, I loved it. Loved.

So it was like, from like to love. And I think that's a fair amount of time to have to wait. Okay. Because they have to approve to the executive. like, you know, this is a reboot. She's very good, Lexi Mindree. She's amazing. She has the El Juna Sequa.

It's very reminiscent of just like little vocal stems and hand gestures that Rees Smytherspoon did. That was a character study and she did quite well. She crushed it. The walk of L. Everything. And you could tell like little wardrobe pieces like she's wearing those wedges that have the star.

The heart. Yeah, which is so L. And it's not like copy cap, but it's or when she's laying in bed she's upset and she's eating the chocolate for a roche. Like little nods to the movie, which I love without being like heavy-handed or obvious. Yeah, she like printed out some like paperwork for her classmates. Pink-consented. But like she doesn't say gives you something extra, don't you think?

She's just like, yeah, I find lavender to be very common and this is a high-stakes situation. Gives little something extra. Don't you think? That movie's so good. Legally fun. Add it to list. It is. What else?

What's going on with you? Not so much went out to dinner last night. But without me, yeah. So like that was a love island. a thing that could happen now that LeVisand is over. Your life back time with your family. Yeah. So that was really fun.

Oh my gosh. And the World Cup, my prediction was right. That's really crazy. Really crazy. And I just want to, like, I want to be like, Esla, yeah, I'm always right.

Stay winning. It was an educated guess. Not really. This was my educated. Like Argentina, Messi, yes. And I was rooting for messy because like the boys like messy.

Everybody likes messy. So like that was my association. And then from the other like list of teams, I just sort of went off of vibes. Vives are so important. And so like I'm not here saying like, stick with me like I always I always get it right because this never happens to me yeah like if I did if I did a bracket or something like I would never win this is really a fluke um I wish I put money on it

yeah but I would if I put money on this it would have meant I put money on other things and I'd beat down yeah I will have lost money with all my bad guesses messy Argentina versus Spain Spain which does mean that David Beckham lost last night yes a vallying effort mm-hmm but we'll see you next year or four years, whenever it is. Yeah. And the game is when? Probably over the weekend. For like, add dollars, you know?

Well, I hope both teams have fun. Oh, and speaking of sports, the SB score on last night. Oh, yeah, that's a story. I don't know anything about Spain, the team. I obviously have seen Cheetah Girls, too, so I know a lot about Spain in general, but not their soccer team. So I'm going to say messy, even though I just feel like... It's obvious.

And it's just like, it's like when LeBron wins. obviously, but like, give someone else a shot. Yes, a little bit, but he's only won the World Cup once. He is, like, old, so it's like... One of the last. And it's like, you know, elder respect. Abuse, yeah. And it's like cool when, like, an older person, like, beats out the youngsters.

Yes, it is, it is. Real underdog story. Well, we'll say, just good luck to everyone. Do they talk about soccer at the SB? He's like, no. Because, like, none of the players were there because they're, like, playing. I would have had to watch. I watched a lot of plays.

I was enjoying it. I literally did not see anything. I saw like Jalen and Ali Brunson on the carpet. So that's how I like knew the event was happening. And then I was keeping up. It was kind of like a sweep for the Knicks. Like they just won all the, they were nominated for a lot of like, you know,

best player, best play, best moment. And they won like a lot of them. And I could see like people on Twitter were being like such haters. And it's just like sorry, it is the year of the Knicks and you just have to get over it. Like next year it'll be someone else's year.

Who is Super Bowl this year? Where are we together? The Seahawks versus the Patriots. versus the Patriots. Wow. Who the hell won? Not Drake May. The Seahawks won.

Okay. If you say so. Forgetable. That's why they weren't like winning tons of awards at the Espies. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. I love to see like wags coming together.

Taylor should have been there. Totally. Even though like Travis's team didn't have like an impactful year. So do you think Travis goes to the SBs every year or only when he's nominated? I think like he would. go every year if not for Taylor. Right. Like it probably was like a fun work event that now he can't just like show up to for no reason.

It's like a big deal. Yeah. Speaking of Travis Kelsey, the new Harry Jousie show. Which is catching Kelsey 2.0. It reminds me so much of catching Kelsey. Totally. I thought the same thing. A lot of the girls have been posting like that they are on the show.

A lot of beautiful women. You love to see beautiful women. Yeah. And I wonder why these beautiful women like chose to go on this reality show. Like not Love Island, not the Batchel, like why Harry Jousey? I think it's actually harder to get cast on these shows in general. Like not only do so many people want,

there are like a lot of like hoops you have to jump through. You have to go like psychological evaluations, like all these things. STD tests, health monitor. So I don't think it's like that easy. So I think a lot of girls who like want to become influencers or reality stars like, they'll just sort of take any show. And it's like, yeah, okay, so I'll either have to date on Love Island or date Harry Joussey. It's like it's all good.

I wouldn't take any show. And I'm not saying they shouldn't do this show because I have no idea what this show has in the store, but like, you don't just want to be that person who is on a random season of Temptation Island. I think people do. Really? Because all you, you just need a show to get you like 100,000 followers. And then, like, that's the kickstart for you.

You know, you can go on other shows. Netflix says those, like, perfect match where they bring people from all different types of shows. You just need to be a reality show star. Okay, Temptation Island is like, truly like, bottom of the barrel. That's what I mean. Those people who couldn't get cast on anything else, I really believe that. I don't think people wake up and, like, have dreams to me on Tent Patient Island. They just want to be on A show, and that's the show that they got.

So they're going to take it. Okay. That's what I think. Okay. Yeah. You see what Kenzie wore on Call Her Daddy? I did. Why did she wear that?

Wasn't she cold? What on God's green didla dally, Dally Earth was she wearing? I don't know. She looked like she had just woken up in the villa, like a very thin cotton pink sports bra and little gray booty shorts, like actual pajamas, that's not an outfit. Yeah.

Like, alternatively known as a bra and underwear is what she wore. Yeah, and I saw clips in the interview, and I felt like one of my takeaways was like, and what I've been really begging this group of women for is like, just to have an ounce of respect for yourself. Like if a man treats you like garbage, like, why don't you like hold him accountable? And yeah, she's really the only person that did that

because Alex was like, you know, Corbin, you saw that thing and you never spoke to him. And she's like, I just don't tolerate disrespect. And it was so refreshing. But it was hard to take her serious when she's like wearing pajamas. No, like maybe I need to watch the interview to understand why that's what she's wearing. It was such a strange outfit.

And like, seriously, not to be a grandma. Aren't you cold? Like you're naked. Under the studio lights like it does get hot when you film a podcast. But like Alex wears a sweats. I'm sure she keeps a cold in there because she likes. to wear sweats. Yeah.

Very strange choice. Very, very strange. I haven't, like, seen much from the interview. Like, I heard her say that Melanie said she wasn't going to explore Corbyn, so that's why Kenzie said that she was born. Like, um, I personally didn't think that, like, Kenzie had a lot to come and explain, you know, like, I had really no problem with anything. She'd accept the golf thing.

And I feel like by the end, she really understood why that was wrong, you know? Yeah. And so I didn't need to, like, sit there and hold her accountable. She has, like, a big personality. She was, like, being cutesy. I don't think it was, like, a relevatory, you know. interview. Yeah, I don't really think there's anyone that like I need to hear from. You know, I've been spending hours with them for the last six weeks. Like, like, we had plenty. Like, all they do is

is say the same thing over again. So I don't think there's anyone that's like, I need an interview with them to like get to the bottom of this. But that's why, like, the reunion is good because it's like they see each other and maybe that's like new fodder. But yeah, at this point, we're just like circling the drain. But these are the busiest people. Right. It's safe to assume she's going to have someone else, right? Because people are like, well, why Kenzie? It's like, well, she was only one eligible. Yeah, she just came out. Now everyone's home. Yeah. So I think we'll get someone based on how social media has shaken

out Trinity is by far the most popular she has 3 million followers a lot of the other girls cracked a million but like she is almost this morning she had 2.9 so she also was a big personality she would be a good choice I do think if like if I had my brother's like I would love to hear Melanie but unless Melanie goes on

and like has broken up with sincere I don't really need to hear her explain why she's saying with sincere we watched that the whole season. Like that's deeply uninteresting and quite infuriating. Yeah. I feel like honestly, all four would be a good, like not together, but any of the four would be a good choice. Maybe two of the four.

Like last season she interviewed multiple people. Yeah. She did, like I feel like she does interview the winner, so like it will be trendy. Oh, right. But even like Kada. Sure. Sure.

What are they up to? I haven't like seen a lot. You know, when they leave the island, they all like stay in Airbnb's together and make TikToks. They're all in hotels together with their couples. Yeah. I saw like a lot of the like, um, Casa people and like the bombshells who, you know, nobody cared about are all together like going to habachi and like, yeah, right. I remember last year, like all the bombshells, I got a house and it was like seriously sad. But they go to LA because

they all have all these opportunities. I don't think any of them have gone home yet. Yeah. Um, and Kenzie went home, I saw. Good. And they get like their hair done. It's funny. They all look so different when, because we're just used to, it's like when you go to camp. Like not really, I mean, they wear a lot of makeup, but not really like operating. at their full 100s. And so I saw like that Kada and Trinity got their hair done. They actually looked so different.

Like you could see what they looked like in regular life. So I think they're all having their glowups. You don't get in their nails done. Appointments, things of that nature. Yeah. Adjusting back to the real world. It must be such a shock. I feel like they simulate like the villa.

It's like a halfway house. Yes. LA is a halfway house. You can't just like go back to living by yourself. No, no, no. It's really like camp. Yeah, it is. So we've got stories,

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slash T-O-A-S-T. Thank you, T-U-R-T. You're welcome, J-U-R-T. First story, SB's 2026 are... It's like a fun night, you know? It is a fun night to celebrate the best in sports. Marcello Hernandez hosted. Oh, you know what?

I saw like a really sad clip. Of the Savannah Panas? No. Oh, they opened to the show and I just want to say, like, I was really happy that, like, the sports world was acknowledging them. I agree. I, like, what they do is so fun and, like, sweet

and family friendly. And I'm sure, like, other athletes, like, maybe look down on it because it's, like, not, like, the MLB. But I think they're so sweet. People are obsessed to them. And the fact that they got a gig at the ESP's, I was so happy for them. No, they're definitely having a new publicist

between Jackson going on Dancing with the Stars. They're opening up the SPs. They're doing the most. And I think it's a great example. Like, more Savannah Banana's energy in this world. No, the clip that I saw that was sad. And, like, I just know because I watch Paul American that like this is definitely like jokes that bother Jake Paul

because in Marcia and I have no problem with Marcella like he's just doing his job but he was like so cool to be in a room with like all the best best athletes in the world and Jake Paul and it's like Jake Paul is an athlete like leave phone and then he like kept piling on he was like oh Jake like I gotta introduce you to my dad and my grandpa I know he likes like beat up old guys

and Jake by the way took it when he was cracking I was like that's funny that's funny I just know about I know he went home and cried to Utah because he like wants to be taken seriously And, like, he is the best boxer in the world right now. If you watch Paul American, like, okay, yeah, he does have, like, interesting opponents, but it's more like a marketing thing. Yeah.

He takes it. He is, like, an elite athlete. Like, love him or hate him. If you watch documentary, he's so committed. I just know, like, that joke really bothered him. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But he took it like a champ.

Yeah. And a good friend for being at the espies. Yeah. Because he is an athlete. Yeah, technically. No, but, like, he is the best, like, he, is he still undefeed? Actually, no, Tommy Fury beat him. But, like, he does box.

Like, I just want to. There's something like unrealistic about being undefeated. I think like being a fighter who has also lost, like makes you more of a real fighter. I just want to say. Yeah, but he has box like his, you know, contemporary. It's not just, like, boy, me. Yeah. No, he just has that reputation because that's how he started with like these retired old, like basketball players.

Yeah. I just know like he cried at you to unmute his arms. What a beautiful place to cry, though. Yes, yes. Okay, so here are some of the big winners. We have best championship performance, Jalen Brunson, New York Knicks. Of course. Best Breakthrough athlete, Alyssa Liu, U.S. figure skating.

Oh, cute. I forgot like Olympians. Yes, the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award, Steph Curry. Oh, does he do a lot of humanitarian work? I mean, he must. Yeah. I mean, you know, they all do. You know, support their communities, et cetera.

Yeah, they really do. So, best play went to OG An Anobie. Okay, my boyfriend. I don't do like a while ago that I made this TikTok that I was like getting canceled for. Whereas suggested, like, lightly that maybe Ogena, maybe Ogena should take Poli Kardashian. It has, like, so at the time it probably had like half. a million views. And like everyone was like,

Larry, give me that threats in the comments. And I'm sorry, I just like wasn't deleting it. Like, yeah, it was a bad call. I understand that now. Like,

especially with the Jordan Woods of it all. Um, but like, whatever. Like, can I live? Is it only the Jordan Woods that makes it a bad call?

Well, they say that also the Kardashian curse. Like you obviously don't care about Ogen andobie if you're telling Chloe Kardashian to date him. And it's like, and then a lot of like just Kardashian haters. Legitimate reasons,

illegitimate reasons. But I was like, whatever I made a TikTok, like grow up. Well, It's like obviously picked back up again because my comments are like starting. It slowed down for a while, but it must have ended up like back in the algorithm. Can I see it?

Yeah. I want to hear it. I'll play it out loud forever run. But can I also want to watch it? No, like I don't look like gorgeous. I want to watch it. I want to see like all the facials. Okay.

See? It's on a green street. Most of America, I have fallen in love with O.G. Anobie this week. And I feel very strongly that he needs a good woman in his life. I know that he's single and he needs a loving embrace of a woman. So I have compiled a list of people, athlete, celebrities, who I think would be perfectly suited for this king, king of New York. Now, first and foremost, I know she's done with athletes, especially basketball players, but OG would never.

Like, OG's such a king. He would respect this queen. I feel like he's very stoic and serious, and she's just so fun and bubbly. It would be the perfect, very simpatico energy. So Chloe Gradeshi is probably my number one choice. That's it. Oh, okay, wait, hold on. I want to see the comment section.

I want to see it. I'll read it. I'll read it. I hate people, like, touch my phone, you know? Clearly. A lot of, like, reaction memes, like, I beg your pardon. Oh, this was a good point. I didn't realize Chloe is 41 and OG's

28, but it's fair, fair. This is the most disrespectful suggestion I've ever seen. How dare you disrespect OG like this? Are you a Spurs fan? Are you okay? This is so weird. Is this rage bait? Somebody wrote, somebody wrote, Cera Miller. I should. Somebody else wrote because there are rumors

isn't he with Sunni Lee. Somebody said, do not make any more suggestions. Hell no. I rebuke you with this suggestion. Well, you didn't make any more suggestions. You just did the one. You putting any Kardashian on this list is hella disrespectful. This is very weird. And by that, I'm not skipping over good comments. These are all in a row. Okay. Okay, I got the point. I got the point. No, hell no. This has to be rage. Wait, delete this right now.

Wait, okay. So it's resurfaced like after last night after he won? No, in the last couple of days. How many views is it at? I mean, that's so crazy. It's just like I'm getting so many comments. Well, okay then. Um, so he won best play. I've heard that there's like a little bit of drama because Jack Hughes was also like from the Olympics. From the Olympics. From the Olympics for scoring the winning team USA goal and like they're both amazing moments it's just like unfortunate oh oh geez is more oh geez is more recent that OBGYNs is like so top of mind yeah so it's like bigger but I think that's because it's more recent yeah I love him so much like at the time if it was two weeks after the team USA goal like it would be huesa yeah it would be huesa it's true I didn't yeah so it's

it's just unfortunate timing and I think I think we all Deserve an athlete. Play amazing sports. Thousand percent. Some more big winners. Best NBA player, of course, Jalen Brunson. Just doing people that we know. Best athlete in men's sports.

Jalen Brunson. Yeah, so this is what I mean when I say people on Twitter were annoyed that it was like a Knicks sweep, but it is what it is. Best athlete women's sports, Asia Wilson, the Las Vegas Aces. Best team, the New York Knicks. Sleigh.

Best comeback athlete, Christian McCaffrey. Okay. Because he came back from an injury. Josh Hart also wasn't there. I don't know why. T. T. And you know Mitchell Robinson got traded?

Yeah, I didn't know that. He's out to Boston. He said, I think I'll go to Boston. I think I'll start a new life. Get out of New York City where everyone knows my name. Best NFL player, Miles Garrett. how can he be the best?

I don't know. I know that the SBs are like an awards for athletes, but we've never actually gone through. The list of winners. I didn't know they like rolled like this like best male athlete. I don't think I know if I do that either. I guess it's a slow news day so we have the capacity for this. No, and I feel like we're so into sports.

No, no. And I like it. And it's cool that like they really all like merge all sports. Like the sports are competing against each other. They do have like best NHL player, best MLB, best NFL, best soccer, of course. went to messy. Best golfer, Scotty Shephler.

So cute. Best tennis player Carlos Alcraz. Cute. So cute. Oh, I was seeing, okay, like she hasn't released any.

Did you see the leaked photo of Paige Lenz's dress? Yeah. It was just, from the back? But it was the rehearsal dinner. No, it was like a full wedding dress.

It was like backless? No, it was strapless. Show me. It was like in a TikTok. I don't know how to find it. I saw a picture from her rehearsal dinner. She had a rehearsal dinner at O'Hika Castle. Oh, did she?

That's what I heard. She got married across the street. Like, I heard it was at O'Hiko Castle and they were heard so Oh yeah this is it's just a picture from the back It looks to be like a shiny silky satin strapless dress with like a drop waist

Beautiful yeah classic yeah Classic exciting stuff Yeah I'm on watch like seriously you have the till the end of the week Oh and I was seeing like some TikToks like Tiafo was there It was just sort of like a Tiafo Francis Tiafo Who was just like a who's who of tennis Oh I saw all the boys were like playing games Oh, and I heard Taylor Fritz brought Olivia J.

I heard that too. And Morx went to the Espies. She did. Isn't that weird? I don't know if that was before, after she blocked us, but... I think it was very much after she blocked us. But she did, like, invent fashion. So it makes sense that she's at the Espies.

She invented fashion in sports. In sports, yeah. You know, because before that, people were showing up naked. Naked, yeah. And nobody ever thought to, like, dress nice at a sporting event. No, not till she told us. So I think she got an award for best fashion sports. Honestly, big mistake blocking us because now I have like a beef, you know,

and I didn't care before. Yeah. I was very much neutral in the page V morgue saga. Yeah. But now, unfortunately, I'm a hater. Yeah. So that's the SB's. Congrats.

Congrats to all the winners. I'd love to see like everybody all dressed up. And I'm so happy for what you have to know me. Bless you. Thank you. Our next story, Sporey, special forces season. five cast has been revealed. Once again, like making news with the casting for a show nobody watches.

It's insane. Yeah. So we have Maricio and Alexia Umanski. Which I find very shocking. Not really Alexia. Because like when you're young, you can do stuff. But like, why would Maricio want to do this? Why not?

He's so wealthy, like, at his job. And he's like a little famous. Like it's perfect. And he has the Netflix show and then like Real Housewives. He doesn't have the Netflix show anymore, I don't think. Whatever. Like, I can't imagine one. to do this but also he is like one of those wealthy middle-aged men who probably just wants to

to prove to everyone that he could win like the physical challenge of it all yeah but it's like okay I think also like his cue score has sort of taken the nose die and so this is the sort of thing you know be in the trenches me like my what you know like yeah see him rise like but nobody watches it so we won't see him yeah um no I can see him like I and also his jobs also revolves around him being a public figure so like I think this is a good thing for him to do he did dancing with the stars. Yeah, I don't know. This just feels like very low brow. I don't think it is. I think it is. I really do. I mean, Jussie Smolet was on it. I know. Then we also have Brianna Tessi from Selling Sunset. She's also, like, one of Nick Cannon's girl. Oh, okay. I don't know if they have, I think of a child together. I watched her. I watched her on one season of Selling. I liked her. Okay. Then we have Hannah Stocking, who's a comedian. Okay, like a Viner. And an influencer. Vine girl. I like that they include influencers on me. show. So I endorse.

And we have George Santos, the former U.S. congressman. Obsessed. Yeah. Obsessed. Like that's where this show, not so much anymore, but at a time, dancing with the stars, like, was really for people who were on their way down, but also people on their way up.

And it helped rehabilitate a lot of the images. And I could see that having, like, the George Santos effect. Yeah. If anyone dares to watch. Exced. Ruby Rose. The actress. Really?

Yeah. She's the one with the Katie Perry thing? Yeah. That's so random. Like, don't you feel like the industry, like, dropped her off? She was so popular. Yeah, she really was. It was like she could not breathe.

So I don't know how that went down. Yeah. If it was her, if it was them. Right. If it was the public. Right. Oliver Hudson, one of our favorite actors. Oh, my God.

What a weird group. I love Oliver Hudson. Why would he do this? Why not? I don't know. He's like an actual actor. Like, he has a podcast. He got to get in the mud a little bit on special.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Lishon McCoy, who's a Super Bowl champion. Well, then that's just unfair. He's obviously at an advantage. Who knows when he was a Super Bowl champion? Right, right. True. Maxim Nimav, an Olympic figure skater.

Okay. Brandy Glanville. Very fuzzy. Yeah. Colin Gosselin. Oh. Is he the one who just wrote the book? Yes.

Okay. So one of the children of eight. Yep. David Sharvet, an actor. Charvet. Why did you say? say it like that. Because the letters were like appearing.

Just like that good. Candice Cameron Bray. Oh my God. Like why would she do this? Don't make you say it again. Why not? Like I feel like she has Shalamai. You know, she's going to be a grandmother.

She definitely like is, I think she's good financially just based on vibes. I don't know why I feel that way. So like all of these people are public figures who thrive from attention and popularity. this is an opportunity to get those things. This is a show nobody watches. They watch it. No, no, they really don't. Well, it's on season five.

Clap if you watch these special forces. People do, they're always commenting. Like, you guys got to watch. Really? Yeah. And not everyone. I'm not saying it's the biggest show, but like it's a show, just like you said, why someone would go on these reality shows because they want to be an influencer.

Like, if you're a public figure and like you make your money from like being in the public, you go on a TV show when called. Yeah, it's true. It's true. Gardner, who's a world champion boxer, and Matt Barnes, who's an NBA champion and podcaster. Well, best of luck to you all. It sounds horrible, like the actual experience of filming. The whole point of the show is like, can you survive the training that's, you know, it's like army training for the special forces unit.

It's very serious. I wonder who will win. Who won last season? I think Jia Judez did. What? Yeah. I think it was a tie. I know Sean Johnson and her husband won one year.

Hold on. I'm pretty sure Gia Judas won. Who won special forces season four? Sean Johnson and Gia won. Oh, oh, okay. So I got my things confused, but... Okay, who won season three? This is, like, fun.

Oh, speaking of Gia, I don't know if you saw the video of Melania from court. She went to Zoom court, and so, like, obviously the whole thing was public when we saw the video. And they refer to the victim that she, like, punched in the face as L.R. Which could be Louis Rielis. It could also be his son, who's named is... Louis Reles Jr. Or it could be, you know, Lauren Rosenberg, like a friend. So it's definitely one of the Luis Ruella that she lives with.

That would be really crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of be Jersey to pick up cameras. Yeah. It's actually like a crazy story that continues to get crazier. Yeah. Season three of Special Forces, Brody Jenner and Kayla Nicole won.

Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend. Fellow Dear Media podcast host, Kayla Nicole. I feel bad for her. She's like always stepping in it. And I do feel like she does like, poke and prod a little bit, but it's just a bad spot to be in. And, like, the Swifties are so mean and, like, I feel bad for her. Yeah, but she has, like, a career.

Like, yeah. And if, if Taylor and Travis didn't go on to, like, be Taylor and Travis, like, and she was just Travis's ex-s girlfriend, like, that just wouldn't carry as much cloud as it. Because he was not really, like, he was obviously like a famous football player. And he was just like, and everyone has an ex-grapher friend. You don't have a podcast and on special forces and blah, blah, blah. Um, season two, Nick Vile, Tyler Cameron and Aaron Jackson won.

Why are there always so many winners? I don't know, that's like, traders, too. Oh, and season one, Carly Lloyd, who's a soccer player, and Hannah Brown won. Go Hannah Brown. Toaster. Hannah Brown is a toaster? Yeah. You knew, like, as a couple of months.

Hannah Brown from the Bachelor? Hannah Brown from the Bachelor. It's like a new-ish toaster, but it knew being like maybe six months. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Congratulations on that thing you did five years ago. You must be very proud.

Yeah, breaking news. Are you ready for our next story? One number? Three. But three and four are sort of like a pair. Well, that's too damn. Okay, so I'm going to move five to three. Listen, do what you have to do.

I'm going to do it. There's like a rhythm and a flow here. I'm going to move five to three so that four and five can be together. They are sibling stories. That's beautiful. Story number three. Jessica Alba is joining Netflix's 13 going on 30 reboot. Okay.

Did we talk about the 13 going on? Because it's like the first time I've heard of it. I feel like we talked about it. What's the premise? like Jenna Rink is all grown up and her daughter. Everything's being kept under wraps. Okay. And I saw that Emily Bader is in it.

I guess she plays like the Jenna Rink type. Who's Emily Bader? She's the girl for people we meet on vacation. I didn't watch it. She was so cute in it. Like I just remember the movie was fine. We didn't talk about this. I'm having a day show me.

She was cute. Like I just liked her a lot so I think she'll be great. There was someone else. Oh, Logan Lerman. Who's that? People are fucking obsessed with him. There's a lot of the internet lore around him. I don't know what exactly it is.

And he's from a series. that like you and I both did not watch. But he was also in one of the weirder shows I've ever watched, which was Hunters on Prime Video, starring Al Pacino as like a Nazi. It was weird. But I kind of liked it. And he was in it.

That's what I know him from. He played this like little Jewish kid from the Lower East Side. Yeah, he's Jewish too. Oh, do you know that Miles from L is Jewish? You're kidding. Jacob Moskowitz. Oh my God, you know what's so funny? When I was watching the theme song,

I kept seeing Jacob Moskowitz. And I just assumed that it was a Jew in the show. I thought it was Elle's dead. He has like curly hair. I was like maybe he's Jewish. No, that dad is not Jewish. That dad is so classic. Prime obviously loves him as like a wealthy father

because he's also the dad from the summer I turned pretty. Is he? Yeah, the boy's dad. He's a great actor. He is, when you can't afford the dad from what a girl wants, what actor is that? The King's speech. When you can't afford Colin Firth,

you get the dad from the summer I turned pretty. He's been such a great character. Completely agree. But no, Jacob Moskowitz is mild. A Jew. I didn't know there was a Jew. I didn't know there were Jews in Seattle. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. And I just want to say I've been getting some shit about the Seattle stuff. I have to be more specific because I think of like the Pacific Northwest region and I just say Seattle. All those negative things that I think about Portland. I'm sorry. I've been to Seattle many times. It's not my particular vibe. It's a cool city and they've got like a lot going on. And it's not that that different than New York. It's a bustling metropolis. I really have no problem with Seattle. And I know we have a lot of followers there. So like I just want to be more specific. Like when I say all those negative. things. I'm speaking generally about the region saying Seattle, but I'm really talking about Portland, which I did not like for one minute. Okay. Yeah. Great. So if you're from Portland, you can be offended. If you're from Seattle, I just had to make a correction. Like, I really,

I have no particular issue with you. And you just sort of got like grouped in. I think that happens a lot. I think Seattle gets a lot of like bad PR because of Portland. Yeah, because it's called like the Pacific Northwest. Yeah, even like that season of Love is Blind really conflated the two. Well, a lot of them lived both in Portland and Seattle. Yeah. And I want to say that that season of Love is Blind did more damage for, like, the PR of the Pacific Northwest than anything ever could. Than I ever could, for sure. Yeah.

What's the story? Jessica Alba, 13 going on 30. We don't really know her, like, role or what. Yeah, so it seems like there's two young protagonists, Logan Lerman and I believe it. And Adeline Rudolph is in it. Let's get an age on she. Maybe she's the Judy Greer. She's Lucy Weiman now.

She is 31. so she could be playing a 20-year-old or a 40-year-old. Yeah. I really want to know what this is Jennifer Gardner involved at all? Yes, she's an executive producer. Got it, okay. So I guess like Elle gives me hope for this. Now that we know what we know about Elle, like hope springs eternal.

Yeah. Is it a reboot? Is it a pre-boot, sequel? Reboot. What does that mean? Another. It's a sequel also. I wonder.

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Thank you, Tertwide. You're welcome. What you call me? Turt's slim? Correct. Our next story, Post Malone will be headlining the FIFA World Cup closing ceremony in addition to everyone else that we've told you about. Okay. So Post Malone has been announced as the headliner for the FIFA World Cup 2020.

26 closing ceremony where he will perform ahead of the tournament final at New York, New Jersey Stadium on Sunday, by the way. The game is on Sunday, July 19th. We have stated who the other performers are. He will join the previously announced lineup of stars including Tom Cruise, Jennifer Hudson, Laura Pocini, Nicole Scherzinger, Robbie Williams. Madonna. And I Show Speed.

That's the halftime show. Madonna, Shakira, BTS, Jesse Beber and Kovolai are doing the halftime show. he's doing the closing ceremony that's before the game. They're closing it before the game starts. Okay, whatever. Like love Post Malone, so sure. A lot of people were freaking that postie wasn't at Taylor's wedding. But I think he had like a scheduled conflict.

For sure. She loves him. Same as Shania Twain. Shania was invited. But Shania was opening for Harry Stiles. That's also why Harry Styles wasn't there. I would call out sick. Like, are you crazy?

The comments were like Shania, like love you and your commitment, but like, are you crazy? Seriously. He could have found someone else. And someone else could have had that opportunity. Well, yeah, but like she is on for the whole tour. You can't just miss one show. No, you could. And, like, then some, like, local girl could have her big break.

I actually don't think, like, Harry would be mad. No, I think the opposite. Like, you're, like, you're missing this opportunity, which, like, is really good for you to go be at Taylor's wedding, like, my ex-girlfriend slash nemesis. Like, they're not. They're not. No, they're not. They're not. I just know Harry doesn't, like, love her, you know?

Yeah. I think he was, like, probably, like, a little relieved that he had a gig the night of the wedding. and like Zoe had to go alone. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, I feel like Shania, like, okay, so she pissed off Harry. Like, who cares really? I don't know. They've got a good thing going those two.

They have like a longstanding friendship. Yeah. He brought her out at like the two tours ago. Mm-hmm. I love Shania Twain. Well, so now we have like more entertainment. I think we should watch this game on Sunday. Like all this.

Sure. Yeah. The kids will love it. Yeah. Great. Messy's playing. Oh, and that's our fifth and final story. Have you been seeing this photo?

The back. in the bath. The baby in the bath. So, Leonell Messi participated in a photo shoot 20 years ago with a baby. A charity calendar for UNICEF with a local baby who like won the opportunity to be in the picture with Messi. And that baby is now Lamin Yamal who was playing for Spain against Messi in the World Cup. And I guess also even like as he's been a player like on his own team like he wears Messi's number like he loves Messi. That's really cute. picture with Messi from when he was a baby and like what are the odds that this you know otherwise

random baby went on to be like Messi's number one opponent 20 years later that like is spooky but it's really cute yeah but I'm sure also like his parents love soccer and they they of course they put him up for it and they put him in the local league yeah it's not that crazy he wears messy because he loves messy and like and he accomplished all of his dreams and his parents dreams for him yeah and so like but it's just a crazy sounding familiar with something that happened in tennis like with Alcaraz Yeah, he took a picture. With Rafa and then ended up playing Nadal. Yeah, that happens like a lot.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, it makes sense. There's like an old photo, but this as a baby. This is crazy. A five-like-old baby and Messi's like 20 years old. The baby's so cute. Yeah. This is so great. Like, love more lore.

Anything to get me into this, you know? Yeah. Like, I want to. Yeah. So, yeah, let's watch. We're going to watch. I wish I had like a little bit more. It's actually crazy that we have pictures of the two star players and one's holding the other as a baby.

Like that's so crazy. It is so crazy. It is really. crazy. I just like really, really wish I had a little bit more vested in this game. Like, I genuinely don't care who wins. Okay. Who would you put your money out? Then it's like really not fun if you lose. But then you have a stake. Like, I think I would put my money on Argentina. I think I'm rooting for Argentina. I can say that. Yeah, because it's like I really don't want Lionel to be like upstage by this like little baby, you know? Yeah, little girl. Little girl. But not even that like, you know, he's not

going to be playing forever. And so like let him have his major moments. You know, I read his golden bowl. and like when he did win the World Cup for Argentina, like that was like literally the proudest moment of his life. I remember because it was recently that Argentina won and it was the first time ever or like in a half a century. And it was such a big deal. I remember. I didn't realize that it was like Lionel who did it.

Yeah. So like for him to have that again, like I'll support that and LaMalle will be around, you know, for a long time. It's just the beginning. Yeah. Maybe it's not his time. If it's Messy's time. I agree.

And David loves Messi. David Beckham does? Yeah, because he plays for him to Miami. which is David's team. So it's settled. Where are you seeing David and Victoria live full time? I think Miami now. Right?

But also they love L.A. And they're in the UK. They love L.A. But they are always in Miami. Yeah. I just love them. Yeah. We need another docu-series.

We need like a reality show. Even though like the Victoria one, I felt like I'd seen it. Like it was enough. Because the David one was so good. But the Victoria one was really about just this fashion show and like the feat of pulling off this fashion show in the rain at this castle,

which isn't like the most relatable. And I feel like a lot of like her story was in his documentary. Yeah. So after hers, I was like, okay, I think I've seen enough.

I like her. Maybe it's like a reality show. Yeah, like a reality show. They just don't need the money. And yeah, why would they? The only place to go is down.

When you open up your home. It's not like it can be more loved. It's true. Maybe you sit down about Nicola. That I would love. But you wouldn't because then you wouldn't have respect for them. I know, I know.

That's exactly what happened with Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Those are the fast-eye stories. You needed to know them. Very sports-coded. Yeah, very sports-hoded. Yeah, I don't know if you guys see my pants.

I have like two track lines down the side, which is very athletic of me. And so it was definitely like a little Easter egg that this would be like a sporty episode. And that's what you got. And that's what you missed on toast. And that's what you missed on toast. That's our show.

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