The Toast - Chip by Osmosis with Lauren Elizabeth: Wednesday, June 18th, 2025

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy hump day. I'm sitting down with someone that I've

had the joy of slumbering with. Lauren Elizabeth, day two, final day of XLE. Final day. I mean, it's been such a joy to be in Florida. I don't even want to leave. It's nice, right? I mean, you've been having a really nice relaxing time. But you, like, you you're a mama, like you're on, well, you're on a work trip. Yeah, work trip. It was bachelorette, then work trip and two totally different versions of Florida.

One was insane. This one was much more relaxing. And I got to rot last night. You went to sleep early. I went to sleep like 8 15. I didn't even hear the boys go down. Yeah, you went down like before then. I think I went down faster than both of your children. But it's been so nice. Very humid here. I am excited to return to dry land. Yeah.

Very landlocked over in the Midwest. But it's been fabulous. I don't know if we're going to strike gold twice today. I think that we will. Yesterday was a great episode. It was. I got lots of good feedback. OK, good. And so I think that we will. Yesterday was a great episode. It was. I got lots of good feedback. Okay, good.

And so I'm always like, I should have like faked sick this morning and been like so crazy I have to go home. But it's so funny, I feel like most people who do one episode, they're like rats, I wish I said this or I talked about that. So like if you have any lingering thoughts,

you have the opportunity to share them today. Yeah, I don't think I like need like any like follow ups. I think I got so many messages being like, no, like don don't worry like there's so many mamas that are also brides And I'm like no, that's great like I didn't think that I was like the only one But I'm happy that there's a mama bride community, so I found my people yesterday's episode Yeah, welcome But I think we're gonna do a good job today. I feel rested.

We have a lot to talk about today. There are a lot of stories that require our attention. I also am all the way caught up on Love Island. I watched last night and I have a lot of thoughts. So I'm gonna try and sneak in a little recap at the end of the stories. Okay, at the end of the stories. I'm not gonna do it in the beginning

because I know not everyone's caught up. Not everyone even watches and neither do you. So like end of the stories, TV recap, little love island, little update, and that will be really fun. But the breaking news, two things that are breaking this morning that we'll get into, Meghan Markle's podcast.

Yes. It's gonna be really hard for me to sit on my hands until the Fast Five, but I'm gonna do my best. I know, we're gonna try. We have to do a little bit of banter, even though we've spent like every waking moment together. Bantering, we literally commuted together here, and we went to Starbucks,

and so we've literally been in the car talking for three minutes, but I do think all the things that we said in the car, we would not say on the show, y'all. You don't think? I don't think so. You don't wanna continue conversating about my opulation on the toast.

Your opulation, your IUD, your business. You don't wanna pull out my IUD live on the podcast? That's crazy. That's what kind of happened on Love toast. Your emulation, your IUD, your business. You don't wanna pull out my IUD live on the podcast? That's crazy. That kind of happened on Love Island. They found, the viewers saw an IUD on the ground. Oh my God, wait, I saw that. Was that actually an IUD? I don't know.

Cause it looks pretty much exactly what an IUD looks like. Right, and like one person did have sex. There's no way, you had to get so far up the service. No, no, no, I'm sorry. The IUD thing happened like one or two weeks ago. That's what. Okay. And then like someone had sex like last week.

So maybe she doesn't know she lost her IUD. And I don't know why I'm saying that it's her, but I'm just saying like the odds. Like, the chills down my spine. I can't. The person who it was is a mama. The mama Sita? She's a mama mommy.

I feel like you, like a lot of people get IUDs after they have a baby. Well, yeah, because I think it's like, you're so like traumatized. Like I was like, put it in me immediately. I was like, I don't even want to chance it. And I don't trust myself. I would have been like, you know what?

It's not that bad. Let's have another one. Couldn't do it. Too vain, have to be skinny for the wedding. Cause that would be the major plot twist of the season if her IUD fell out and then she did, we saw her have sex. Yeah. And then she's a mama again.

No, no, no, stop. That's really, that's crazy. That's not even what I came on here to say about Love Island, but that's just like a conspiracy theory that's very plausible. Well, I tried to watch, like, obviously this doesn't have anything to do with the recap, so I'll just say it now,

but like I tried to watch, cause I watch things like a Gen Z-er. I'll watch the clips on TikTok. And so since you're so into Love Island, I was talking to your husband Zach last night, and he was like, should we start it? And I was like, I tried last season, and I was like, what is this show?

It sucks, no offense. I just couldn't get into it, because the first few episodes suck. Like they do. No, it literally took this season until episode 10 for people to be hooked. And that's 10 hours of your life. Plus more, some of them are more than an hour.

Right, so I was like, okay, on TikTok, you can do like the two times speed. Do you know this? How you can like hold down the heart? Well, I know you can't do it on reels. No, but on WhatsApp, I can 1.5x people's videos and voice notes. Well, so I literally-

Yeah, I use WhatsApp. Very, very international. I'm so I literally. Yeah, I use WhatsApp. Very, very international. I'm so cultured. So cultured. Well, I held down the heart to watch the Love Island where I think it was like last night's episode, like two nights ago episode, and it seemed like so dramatic.

And people were like, oh my God, we're watching this girl crash out. I'm like, yeah, like I wanna see this. The amount of like the person going home is- The boy that I have chosen to couple up with is- I was watching it on two times speed and it took me 60 seconds to get to the, and then nothing happened.

I was like, you guys are watching this on regular speed? No, it's- You're crazy. I need two times speed on my TV. When I am like binge watching to catch up, I fast forward through like, even if it's 45 seconds of being like, the boy I've chosen to couple up is someone who I really enjoy spending time with. And then they finish their monologue

and then they're like, and the boy I've chosen to couple up with is, and it really grinds my gears that they call them boys. Like I've been saying this for years. They like, the word boy is just just so infantile and weird to me. And Ariana Maddox being like, who's the boy? And I'm like, excuse me, it's children. It should be the guy.

Yeah, the guy, the guy. But back in the day, the Bachelor, they called them men, I think. Certainly not boy. Yeah, no, they didn't say boy, but they also like, you could tell that it was editing, like on The Bachelor where they would like drag it out and they'd get like the reactions.

And they say the woman, on The Bachelor they say the woman. But like on Love Island, I was like. What do you say, the women? Oh, oh my God. Okay, here we go, let's go again. Let everyone fucking buckle up. Round two, ding ding up. Round two. Round two.

Ding, ding, ding. Today on The Toast, let's talk about what Lauren did wrong again. I never said woman. You went on your podcast, one of the biggest podcasts, might I add. Thank you, thank you. Grinds my gears that people are getting on

like the cover of Variety and shit, and it's not you guys, but whatever. Chip. I don't even feel, yeah, chip, chip safe. I have a chip for it. Chip by osmosis. You know, like chip by osmosis. But you guys got on your large platform and you're like,

Lauren Elizabeth, does it know the difference between woman and woman? What the fuck, I know I'm dumb. No, no, no, no, and I texted you after that episode and I know you listened to every episode so you were gonna hear it and I felt really bad that I said that, especially because it wasn't even my experience hearing you say it wrong.

I just remember one time we were clowning on people who say, who confuse women. It was me, like three episodes in a row. No, no, no, let me tell you, and this is why, I'm totally apologetic, and I feel really bad, because I feel like a troll, because we, like, people, there are a lot of people that do that. They do that on reality shows all the time.

People who don't know the difference between woman and women, or at least sounds the same when they're saying it. Real Housewives, Love Island, whatever. And we were talking about it on the toast, and I think someone commented, your girl Lauren Elizabeth does that. And it just got in my head that my girl Lauren Elizabeth.

Wait, is it because I say it or do I type it wrong? I would imagine say. I feel like when you're typing it, it or do I type it wrong? I would imagine say. I feel like when you're typing it, it's easier to get it right. Cause it's obviously a singular versus plural. But what people say it and it just like comes out wrong. But maybe it's my accent. Cause I talk like Chicago, you know?

Yeah. I don't know. Do you find that you, do you, I don't even know if you do it. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I've never even heard you do it. I just was like- Well now I, after that episode,

I literally am, I'm afraid to, I'm saying. It's like, I've never even heard you do it. I just was like- Well, now after that episode, I literally am afraid to, I type girl. But that, maybe that's why on the violin, they call them the girls, because they don't know if everyone would say the woman. No, like when I'm typing, I'm like, oh my God, like I usually like don't care. I'm like, you're like no apostrophe, like whatever. And now all of a sudden I'm like, no,

like you guys have put me in the limelight. I'm like, I have to be grammatically correct all the time. I'm really sorry. Like, oh, sorry I didn't go to college, my bad. Oh, you didn't because you were having such success at an early age. Such success at an early age, oh my God. Look, and look at me still with chip in my way to the top.

What kind of college do you think you would have went to if you went to college? I did go for two seconds. I went to Columbia College in Chicago, not to be mistaken with Columbia University. And then I realized, no offense to everyone, I was like, these are all freaks. I was like-

At Columbia College. Well, cause it was like artsy people. And like as much as I'm artsy on the inside, like on the outside, not so much. And I was like, I don't really fit in here. I needed something a little more like university experience. And so then I switched to DePaul, which is also in Chicago.

And then the success came and I had to take my talents to Los Angeles. You got too big for DePaul. I got too, I was too big for the small, small liberal arts school at DePaul. You went from DePaul to the Paul brothers. Actually, whoa. Did you ever work with the Paul brothers?

Oh yeah, we worked together. In what capacity? I was friends with that. I was friends with Logan. And I was in his movie, Airplane Mode, that never really shot to stardom or anything. And he was on Bech, the show we talked about yesterday. He was on Bech all the time.

The Beches didn't love working with him though. He was always late to set. Which is like big faux pas. Did you watch Paul American? I didn't, but I've always said Logan's always been so nice to me, probably because we were friends. Right. So I've never really had an issue with him because he's always treated me very like,

even when he asked me to be in his movie, he treated me great on set. His mom was their fabulous guy. Okay, good. But I watch Paul American in clips. That's my Gen Z trait. I I watch Paul American and clips. Like that's my Gen Z trait. I can't watch stuff in clips

because a part of me is always like, well, I might watch this one day and I don't want spoiled for myself. I watch everything in clips. Because Margot was saying that when she was on the show last week or the other week, she was like, oh, I watch it in clips on TikTok. Like that's where I like relate to the younger generation.

Okay, that's good. At least it keeps you abreast. And if you're not gonna watch Love Island, like you might as well know what we're talking about. You might as well know what we're talking about. I'm watching it in clips. I know what you're talking about. So like I'm here. I know who Huda is, not to be confused with Huda Beauty. No, but it's also pronounced Huda. Huda? Huda. Like Huda what a shoulda. Huda what a shoulda. See? Woman, woman. Huda, Huda. Yeah, I, yeah. I'm learning so much. It's an adjustment, but it's huda.

And we will talk about that later. And the other thing that I wanted to talk about, which is not a story, is that Targa Musa was on TikTok Live last night. Oh, I watched with sound, what was that? Oh my God, so I guess someone in the comments like asked him about the toast. And he was like, the toast, what is that?

He's like, is that that girl that's always roasting me? And he was like, that shit is so funny. He was like, I wish it was not about me, but it's so funny. He literally took it like a champ. We have no choice but to stan. Like that's the way to handle like internet, like, you know, the sort of, I don't even know what it's called. Cause it's not like hate that we give him, but just like.

No, I can relate. Cause you guys do to me. Like we just like shine a spotlight on him. Like we've made him like the butt of the joke and like, like embracing it is like the quickest way to diffuse it No, I can relate, because you guys are too mean. We just shine a spotlight on him. We've made him the butt of the joke, and embracing it is the quickest way to defuse it, because now we love him. I know Claudia, I didn't talk to her about it yet,

and she literally commented, no, I love him. And that's the reaction I had, too, someone who can take a fucking joke. It's so refreshing. No, I'm obsessed. I didn't watch it with sound. I just saw her story saying, no, I love him. I'm like, what's happening?

No, he was just like, that shit is so funny. Like they literally roast me. She roasted me so hard. She roasted him like two days ago or whatever on TikTok saying like baby names I loved but didn't use. With like Tara, oh my God. Now I can't talk. Now I can't, you guys, I've-

Maybe the commenter was on to- Thank you so much for having me. Maybe the commenter was on to something. Oh my God, I have to go home. No, it's okay. I can't talk either. I don't know why I'm acting like I pronounced everything right. I was reading your children book last night

and I was actually felt like I was stroking out. I thought that, sometimes I feel like that too when I'm reading a book. I'm like, do I know how to read? Well, I was also like, I don't know how, I know your kids are very intelligent, but I was pulling a fast one on them last night because they kept handing me books

and I would read the first sentence of every page. I was like, you think I'm reading you the fucking entire Nutcracker right now? I was like, Harry, sit down. The Nutcracker went to bed. The Nutcracker woke up. Loved it. Cliff's notes. Like literally spark noted my way through that shit last night. That's so funny. I only do that- Toddler hack.

For a couple of their books are really insufferable. Like the Nutcracker was insufferable last night. I enjoy the Nutcracker, especially because there's a part of me who've read it so many times, and there are so many different versions of it, because it's like an old Russian story that then was set to music. It's been passed down through generations

that the story has changed so much. And a part of me can't wrap my head around, what is this fucking story about? So every time I read the book, I'm like, I want to finally understand the moral of the story, because she wakes up and the Nutcracker is a doll again. So does it mean that the whole thing was a dream when she was like-

That's what I gathered. I don't know- Was that she was dreaming because the mom kept gaslighting her every time she woke up. She'd be like, oh, you have a crazy imagination. She's like, no, mom, you don't understand. But like, was it just a dream? Because that's my pet peeve

hearing about people's dreams. Nutcracker is all- And that's what the Nutcracker is. That is the Nutcracker. But I think you're thinking of the other Nutcracker book, the one that's like the big one, it doesn't have a lot of pictures. It used to have like the illustrations.

Like barely though. It's like abstract. And like Harry wanted me to split the page. It's from F. A. O. Schwartz. Yeah, so I was spark known in that shit. So I don't really know like if it was a dream or not. That one's a dense read. Yeah, I didn't have time for that.

There are a couple of their books that, so they have this Thomas the Train book that's, you know the golden books? Yeah. Love golden books. There's a couple versions of golden books that are so fucking bad. Thomas the Train, Claudia Hates the Sandman one,

I think we threw that one away. So nobody has to read it anymore. And when I'm reading those, I'm like, I try and skip a sentence here and there, but I'm like, what if it's germane to the story? No, I could, like once I realized what was happening with the Nutcracker last night, I was like, and we're breezing through now.

Okay, do what you gotta do. But you know, I think he still loved it and got the gist of it. I didn't hear any complaints. It was very quiet during Lauren Elizabeth's story hour. I know, I mean, I did have a pretty captive audience last night. You really did. I did.

I'm going to miss them. So they had no issue with your pronunciations. No, I mean, Taric. Taric. Taric. But it's really funny coming from me, considering I get everyone's name wrong. Well, yeah, and you guys also pronounce things weird

because you have accents. We have accents, and then we pronounce things wrong one time, but we prefer it that way, Elk. And then we're just like, seriously, not speaking English. Yeah. So I pretty much fit in here. But I think I am on Tarek's level of roasting and trolling. So I think I go into his bucket a little bit, too.

In terms of what? You guys make fun of me all the time. Do we? Kind of. I feel like I'm always gassing you up. Like, Lauren, she's so cool. She's so aesthetic. She's got that eye.

I actually got a delivery of peaches yesterday. Shout out to the peach truck. And I took a picture of them to post on my Instagram. And it actually turned out to be a party picture. But I was actually thinking, I was like, while you're in my house, sometimes I get like, I want to take like product pictures of whatever.

And like, it just looks like shit. And I'm like, I should ask you for a tutorial of like how to take a picture. We could do a tutorial after this. I feel like it's pretty good. And I know the difference. Can you show me how you would take a picture of like those three items right there?

Your coffee. Oh, these three ugly items. Your coffee, your sunglasses, and your little pouch. Like how would you make that? Can you see? Yeah, let's get the camera on her. Okay, bring the exposure down. I do do that.

And then Zach's like, why are your photos so dark? I'm like, Zach, it's what the cool kids are doing. I would do something like that. But it's obviously like not an aesthetic situation. It's not great. Oh no, but it's obviously like not an aesthetic situation. It's not great. Oh no, but it's not bad. But it's like better than like this. It's better, sorry to the podcast listeners.

It's better than that. You know what I mean? So I'll put it on Instagram stories so you guys can all experience it. No, so I feel like I'm always gassing up. Like you have the eyes. Thank you so much. You have the aesthetic, you're the cool girl.

Thank you, that was me like secretly fishing for compliments, but sometimes you just need it. It was successful, because you made me feel bad, like it bad enough that I knocked you down. I do that a lot. Like my friends actually get mad at me, so I'll even do it to their moms. Like victim energy.

I'll be like, to their moms? Yeah, like my friend Jacqueline was making fun of my outfit, and so I pretended to go pout upstairs at her parents' house. And her mom's like, Carolyn's like, oh my god, Lauren, are you OK? I'm like, Jacqueline's being so mean to me. She said I look like a painter. They're all just being so mean to me downstairs.

And then she got in trouble the next, we're all 30. She got in trouble the next day. I just wanna say, I don't like someone that makes fun of your outfit. I just feel like that's so loser-y. Sorry, Jacqueline. She was like, you look like a painter. You were probably wearing a rock cover all like.

All white, no, I was just wearing a white shirt and white linen pants and I took my sweater off and she was like, you look like a painter. But like those things like stick with me, I wore a white on white again. That's nasty, I just wanna say like that's fucking nasty. Jaclyn, you're nasty. And it's not like she did it like for a podcast,

like you know for a bit like woman and women, like we're here like it's for. We're relaxing in the basement. Like she's just roasting you for nothing. But I'm like always the butt of a joke. I don't know if you ever experienced, ever since high school, I feel like it's always, maybe it's because I can take it.

You know what I mean? Can you? It feels like you can. I can't, that's the thing. No, but you can in the sense that you- And it's also having all brothers, it's always like, Lauren, Lauren. And then it's like, I secretly go cry.

You can take it in the sense that you don't hold a grudge, you know, you're not like a, like a hateful person. No, but like I will make you get hurt. Yes. So it's not so good. It's not so good. It's not her favorite one. It's not my favorite. It's not my favorite one. Similar to the Nutcracker.

But do you roast anyone out? Like, do you dish it out? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, like, like it's just like, there's- Wait, what had you said to Jacqueline Breyer that day? I do make fun of Jacqueline a lot, so it makes sense. That's like my love language though. It's like, if I'm not making fun of you,

like, what are we doing? I feel too ase, on the one hand, like, we make fun of everyone and everything. Like, Margot literally can't say the word power strong, like, 20 years ago without us holding onto it. But on the other hand, like like I'm not a taunter. No, but it's like, it's just like funny stuff. Like, I don't know.

I can't think of an example. Something's just like, I find that they're mean, like to call you a painter. Like I find that to be mean. No, I find it to be mean. And also like, I'm sorry, but like do people not follow me on Instagram for my outfits? Like maybe I'm onto something, okay?

Like maybe painting is in, I don't know. Yeah, but the thing is, it's like if you clap back at Jacqueline so hard, she would just be like, girl, I was kidding, I said, like you can't win. You can't win. I can never win. Because either you have to just like take it and be a loser, and if you try and fight back,

it's like, wait, why'd you take that so personally? Yeah, exactly, it's bad, but whatever. So stop talking to her. I was on her bachelor at this weekend. Okay, yeah, she sucks. No stop talking to her. I was on her bachelorette this weekend. Okay, yeah, she sucks. No, I'm kidding. We're sisters. Is she a Jacqueline or a Jacqueline?

Jacqueline. No, I'm kidding, I love you. I'm seriously kidding. Okay, well, let's get into the fast-track stories because we have a lot to talk about and we need XLE's thoughts. I'll never stop calling you XLE. I was gonna say people that are new here probably have no idea why you call me XLE. Back in the day, you had a brand called XLE's thoughts. I'll never stop calling you XLE. I was gonna say people that are like new here probably like have no idea why you call me XLE.

Like back in the day, you had a brand called XLE. And that's pretty much the long and short of it. That's it. And I still have a lot of items in my closet for our XLE. So does everyone that has had them still has them. Like I make a good product. They were built to last. Chip, I make a good product.

No, I believe you. Everyone's talking about your marble pill tray. Yeah, we went viral on the TikTok. Marble pill case shipping out, third party tested, safe to store your stuff. But if you wanna have pargy pill case, if you're mentally ill like me, go to lorenelizabetshop.com.

She's always serving the mentally ill. Oh, I'm sorry. God forbid a girl has autoimmune disease and mental illness. No, I love that you're like taking like your pills. Your crazy pills. And they're your power. Taking my power back and I made it cute. Okay well now it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you that do need to know and I do need to let you know that today's episode of

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key. I notice it a lot in my hair, like having just better, softer, less frizzy hair. You can also really see a difference in your skin and then also knowing like your overall body health by not having these chemicals in your shower water is wonderful. So thank you. Today's stories. First up, Meghan Markle shares that her podcast is on hiatus. Confessions of a Female Founder will be going on hiatus, allowing Megan to focus on other projects, such as her series, With Love Megan, and her brand, As Ever. So she went on Emma Greed's podcast, who's like the business woman to the stars. And she just launched a podcast called, Aspire. So she told Emma,

what an amazing opportunity to pull back the curtain and let people see what's happening at the start, to have the opportunity to talk to so many female founders who've been on that full trajectory that are on the other side of success, to be able to be really candid and vulnerable personally about my learns and stumbles along the way. And to then take everyone's advice and mine included

and to say, I love that there's so much excitement and desire for another season, but I need to focus on my business. There is so much excitement and desire for another season. And typically when that happens with the podcast, then it's time to leave the podcast after one season, after three years of it be, or no, I'm sorry. You're telling me she did a season?

She did a season, remember? Oh, I wish I had my notebook, but I think the premiere date was like April 8th at Lemonada and we were counting. I feel like I haven't even heard anything about like the episodes. Well, there's so much excitement that probably the excitement was sort of deafening and we didn't hear anything.

Crazy. That's really crazy. Like it's crazy that she would throw in the towel so quickly when there's been so much hype and like so much money spent on her. Of course there was like archetypes, which was a flop and then Lemonada picked it up and they teased it for a year and then they finally put out episodes.

They started in the beginning of April. So it's been two months and now she's not doing it anymore. And I don't care if zero people are listening, you keep doing it because at this point, this is embarrassing. No, like this is now officially a pattern. Like there is just too much proof now. Like you've had too many chances.

Every single thing that they have done, it's either switched, they've gone like backtracked on. Like this is crazy. No, and like you can't help that people don't wanna listen to your podcast or that it's like not very good. Then stop making podcasts. But no, but if you start and you're at this level and there's been this much hype and intrigue

and you have so much to prove to people, you should keep podcasting and just like act like all, fake it till you make it because this is just like, and the fact that she can't even be honest. I mean, she would never say like, it's a flop. I'm not doing it like, you know, it just wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. Instead she's like, there's so much excitement.

I'm so sorry. But I have to focus on with love and as ever. When literally she launched this podcast, she also launched with love and as ever. And it's like, why do all three things? You never needed to do it to begin with. That was the problem. So it's like, you're gonna do it.

You're gonna talk about it. You're gonna hype it up. Like stick with it. No, it's actually insane. Like there is no way that someone is advising her. No. Like I don't is advising her. No. I don't know who her team is. I don't think she has a legit team.

There's no way because someone would be like, hey, you actually have to keep doing this. And there's no way that people aren't also putting out cash for her to keep going. I'm sure Lemonado is like, no, here, here's another million dollars. Do another season. I'm sure she got a big podcast deal.

Why not just be honest? Because she can't. She has too much. I understand why she got a big podcast deal. Why not just be honest? Because she can't, she has too much, I understand why she can't and she can't and she can't, but this level of untruthfulness, she'd be better off just continuing podcasting, even if she hates it, just at least for another year, two months is a joke. Two months of a podcast that we've been waiting a year for

is a joke. Two months isn't a season. That's why I was like, wait, what are you talking about? Like first season. Like I feel like there's barely been any hype, anything. Oh, the classic, oh, everyone's so excited. They love it so much, but I can't keep doing it. Like what, and like to focus on what, her jam?

That she can barely like have a name for? And her Netflix show, which like is enough for me. I loved the Netflix show. As a working woman, like having a Netflix show and a product line, like that is like a good life. You didn't also need to do a podcast, especially when you're not the elk of a podcaster. Because she's not.

She doesn't like podcasting. No, and like podcasting requires you to really like, to talk a lot, to share a lot, and like to go beneath the surface in some way. And that's what was happening here. It's just like, she just can't make anything stick. It's like driving me crazy at this point. Everything's just like, so like, this is the name,

no, now this is the name, actually my podcast is archetype, actually now it's a female founder of this, and it's on Lemonada, and like, I just, this is the name, no, now this is the name, actually my podcast is archetype, actually now it's a female founder of this and it's on Lemonada and like, I just, I can't keep up. And the thing about it being about other people like interview styles, like, okay, if we're listening to other people get interviewed, like you're not the one to do it. Right, you're not an interviewer.

Because if we're hearing from you, like we wanna hear about the- This is the problem with podcasts though, it's like everyone like wants a podcast and all of a sudden you realize how hard it is to do a podcast by yourself. So then you're like, well, then I have to have people on, but if I'm gonna have people on, then all of a sudden you realize how hard it is to do a podcast by yourself. So then you're like, well, then I have to have people on,

but if I'm gonna have people on, then I have to interview them. And then all of a sudden you're the host and an interviewer that has no experience in hosting and interviewing. And it's not about you, but you still, it's your podcast and you wanna make it about you. So you talk about yourself and then people are like, she's talking over the interview, we wanna hear the guest.

And it's like, wait, this is my show. No, it's literally like people, here's an idea. Everyone quit your podcast, take it from me, a quitter. Like you don't need, I promise you, you don't need a podcast. How long did you do your podcast for? I mean, I did it for years. I know Meghan Markle.

No, you're not the same. I had the sparkle, but I'm no Meghan Markle. I was, I don't know, like at least a few years. I mean, three, four years. But I was, I don't know, like at least a few years. I mean, probably three, four years. But I quit, I went out, you know what was the craziest part about quitting my podcast? The video blew up.

Everyone was like, hell yeah, girl. I'm like, that's actually like not the way you're supposed to react. You're supposed to be like, no, don't do it. Well, your take on it was like refreshing, which is that like you can't do everything. Like don't force yourself't do everything. Yeah. Like don't force yourself to do everything.

It's what she should've done. She should've watched my video. But two months, like after two months, like that's something you should have known two months ago. I know. Like that's why you guys are not the same. But at her level of celebrity, like you're telling me you don't have someone

that like knows how to run business, like at a high level, like every single move she makes, makes no sense. So janky. Here's what I think, I'm sure she has access to like the best teams and firms and marketing agencies that would literally take over her Instagram and she doesn't even need to ever be logged in.

I think that she wants to do it herself. I think she thinks she knows better than everyone. Like what she's putting out on Instagram is very clearly put out by her and not curated whatsoever. And like she needs that Lauren Elizabeth I Like as I said, like it's giving Britney Spears Garden Edition Yeah, it's like if Martha Stewart and Britney Spears had a baby

That is Meghan Markle's Instagram and I say that with like no love with no love not with love Megan with no love Megan Who with out love I say that and like the thing is it it should be part of you. She has such good style. She has a whole fucking garden, a beautiful house, a beautiful woman. You don't have, it's not that hard. I actually watched it. Just hire a social media girly swirly. Yeah, a swirly specifically.

You don't even need a firm, no, it doesn't need to be so high level. Don Draper. You need a social media intern. Literally a girl that just lives in Montecito or something that is a swirly, that just like knows how to do content. Like take a picture like you just did.

Yeah, I'd go for that. Yeah. She know who she needs. She needs like Paige Lorenz to like run her social media. No, if like she could afford Paige Lorenz. Yeah, she can't afford her anymore. But like she would be the biggest thing in the world. For real, because Paige Lorenz is like literally the most perfect person on the planet, obsessed.

But then she could take a picture of a piece of duty. Yeah. And like she convinced me to buy it. And it's part of it. Yeah. No, like I'm obsessed with her, obsessed. But that's who she needs. She needs to be like, hey, Paige, I know you have everything going for you, but will you also run my social media? Yeah. Boom. Like bring it back. No, that's literally all it takes like

It's not hard. It's no, but it takes like a certain person with a certain skill set I mean this also kind of proves too that people are always like influencing isn't a real job Podcasting isn't a real job because Meghan Markle can't even get it done No, and she can't even get it done to do anything So like put respect on Paige Lorenz's name because Meghan Markle can't even get it done. No, and she couldn't get anyone to do anything. So like put respect on Paige Lorenz's name because Meghan Markle can't even get it done. Yeah. Think about that next time.

This is such an L. You try being an influencer for a day. You wouldn't make it. You wouldn't make it. I just got done working, it's 5 p.m. No, I love her. I actually just saw a clip of her, Michaela, she was on some like business panel or whatever.

Oh yeah. Like being a genius. Did you see that clip? She's talking about how influencer brands are much more heavily scrutinized than other founder brands. William Shakespeare, like she was fucking brilliant. No, I was like, yes, yes, yes.

But then obviously I had to be a troll, go to the comments, see what everyone's bitching about today. Of course everyone's bitching in the comments. Oh, I saw it on Reels. I didn't think to look at the comments. I just sent it to Claudia. Oh, I always go to the comments.

I always go to the comments. Oh, I always go to the comments too. I guess if I have a negative thought, I go to the comments to see if everyone else has the same negative thought. Right, right, right. But I had a positive thought, so I'm like, I'm free from you guys.

My favorite thing to actually do is like E-news slash people, like every single time they post, my favorite just form of, I don't know, self-care is running to the comments because it'll be something like a reality star or whatever and then every comment, hell, hell, why are you posting this? Why do I, like, dude, if you don't care about pop culture, why are you following E-news every single time?

So and so and so and so, how do baby, how? How? I follow page six and that's every, if I wanna see what people are actually saying about a story that I care about, everything is who. And it's like, first of all, agreed, why are you following a pop culture page? But secondly, even people who love pop culture,

I'll see people that I don't know, I don't watch every show, I'm not a fan of every single person, like I don't need to ask who, I just expect that it's someone I don't know. Why are you posting this, who? It's like, get off, why? That word needs to be blocked.

No, literally. Yeah. But they probably love the comments, the engagement. Yeah, but it's like, it's so pedestrian. It's the best. Like it's not a flex that you don't know who that is. Yeah, like why are you following me? While you follow a pop culture account.

Yeah, exactly, oh, like you're so great, you don't know who Meghan Markle is. Like what? No. But I'm happy for her. I hope that she like really is focusing on With Love, I would love another season of With Love, Meghan. Isn't that the Netflix show?

Yeah, so from what I understand, when they shot the first season, they shot 20 episodes. They released 10 episodes. That's what we saw. So I think there are 10 that are ready to go and they're coming back. I'm ready for them. It's a great comfort show.

I never finished it, but I enjoyed my time with it. And I tried to make a couple of things that she made. I just need recipes like in a digestible way. Oh yes. She doesn't have the recipe. She needs a blog. See that's where the money comes in handy. Hire someone to like take everything you did

and put it in a website, like a goop style format. It's not that hard. You're literally one of the most famous people on the planet. It's so simple. You can hire like, seriously, and at this you need someone who's like young, like you need an intern or an entry level position because like the youths know what to do here. And like we're shouting it from the rooftops. Like it has to come across her desk at some point. Like just give us recipes, give us a blog, give us a follow-up. Yeah, this is what she said also. She said, people seem to forget that very rarely

do people see everything that's happening behind the scenes. I could show a small glimpse of that, but equally, yes, I wrapped season one on my Netflix series, still had to print out my audits, still had to be in the edits. For season two, we were in pre-production of one season while we were doing post-production of the other. It's constant.

I just wrapped edits on season two of With Love Megan last week, so it's still ongoing while also doing a podcast while also building my business. These are things you should have thought about two months ago. Yeah, like what? Like I literally, I feel like-

Like it makes no sense. I feel crazy, cause like, I feel like I tried to tell her this so many times and now she's telling me and I'm like, girl. Like we know. But because you ignored it and like, because you pushed through you should have kept pushing through is how I feel.

You should have just never done the podcast in the first place. And like let me never think that I was right and make me think that I was wrong. It's kind of like the best news ever. Even if I was right, even if I was right, like make me think I was wrong. Do the podcast for 50 years. She sounds like me like on my Instagram story.

Like guys, you don't know what goes in to like running a business. A classic influencer like day in the life. I'm in pre-production, I'm in post-production, I'm doing this, like I can't do it all. It's like, okay dude, like figure it out. Figure it out. And it's like you're with Netflix,

it's not like you're like seriously sitting there on iMovie editing the show. Yeah, literally. It's insane, it's actually insane. So, even though I've been, you can never predict what I'm gonna say about Meghan Markle really, cause I don't think anybody saw it coming.

Today you went hard. I don't think anyone saw it coming that I was gonna be the one defending with Love, Meghan, the hardest. Right. Today I went hard cause yeah, I've been saying this. And so now I feel like I've been proved right. And I didn't wanna be proved right. I actually just wanted her to just keep up the facade.

And especially if she was gonna take it down to not make us feel so stupid. Like there's so much excitement. So I'm mad. There's so much excitement. So I'm mad. There's so much excitement for season two. I take podcasting really seriously. As you should. Like you take sketch comedy really seriously.

I take podcasting seriously. 100%. You guys two months for one season. Two months. She has no time for another two months. I'm sorry. It's unacceptable. It's insane.

Unacceptable. Done. Are you ready for our next story? Which is some really sad another two months. I'm sorry. It's unacceptable. It's insane. Unacceptable. Done. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Which is some really sad, shocking news. Oh yes. Anne Burrell went into cardiac arrest before her tragic death.

So Anne Burrell was announced passed away yesterday. The Food Network star went into cardiac arrest and was dead on arrival. A rep for the New York City Fire Department told Page Six on Wednesday. Her rep has yet to respond for a comment, but she was found unresponsive in her and unconscious in her Brooklyn, New York home on Tuesday morning. A police department spokesperson told Page Six her cause of death has not been revealed

and an investigation is ongoing. I think the night before she was like at a comedy show, like this was just very sudden and very shocking. Again, she was 55 years old. So I think people are really shook by this, especially like her longtime fans, which do include like a lot of my sisters because they like grew up on Food Network.

Well, yes, I feel like she's like such a familiar face. Like it's like, she's just like always on the TV. Like no matter where you are, she's on the TV. And when I saw this, I was like, wait, what? Like she's so young. Hate, like absolutely hate, so sad. So sad. I don't even feel like it's real.

No, I know. So absolutely hate, so sad. So sad. I don't even feel like it's real. No, I know. So, so, so sad. Then I just, I hate when people just die out of nowhere, sudden, young age. Before their time. It gives me the biggest pit, like such a star. I'm just, it makes me feel icky inside. I know, I've actually not watched her show

because I only got into the Food Network like two years ago cause Claudia and Olivia used to like watching it growing up. Which one was her show? I don't even, I don't know, but I know that Claudia and Olivia used to watch it growing up. And maybe now I'll watch it like just, you know, in tribute, but also to understand like what a legacy she left. She really did. I feel like she was always on my TV. Because I do love a cooking show. There she is.

Did you watch cooking shows growing up? I only watched like Giada, I feel like. Maybe a little Rachel Ray. I've been seeing Giada on the Gram a lot. I feel like you gotta get into Giada. Yeah, no, she's been doing party content. She's like obviously- She's a gorgeous young daughter.

She does, I saw her daughter. That she's on and talk with a lot too. She's beefed up her social media strategy. Because she has a swirly in her life. And it's reached me and I enjoy. And she's had some like viral videos. She's just like always cooking and she has a product linely in her life. And it's reached me and I enjoy. And she's had some like viral videos. She's just like always cooking it. She has a product line of like pastas and stuff.

So she's got like- I got sent her pasta. I haven't tried it yet. So it's like all, it's literally what Megan is doing. Like it all is interconnected. Like here's my pasta recipe, buy my pasta, watch my video. Here's Pargyliciousness. And like-

It's because she has a daughter telling her what to do. Probably like influencing her, telling her what to do. Like, mom, this is what the people want. This is what the people need. This is how you do it. It all comes back to needing a swirly in your life. Yeah. But, telling her what to do, like, Mom, this is what the people want, this is what the people need. It all comes back to needing a swirly in your life. But something about Giada, it's like she's the type of person where I look at her and I'm like, oh, I wanna be you when I grow up.

I don't know what it is, I think she's just so naturally beautiful and motherly, and I'm like, that's what I'm gonna be like as a mom. I am a mom, and I'm not like that, but we've still got time till Olive realizes what's going on. No, and I think also when we're in like the stage of motherhood that we're in,

it's like there's not that much time for like, you know, whipping up like a salad dressing or a pesto pasta from scratch. But like, I think when your kids get older and like they're in school, like you then get to like look at stuff like that and like take on hobbies and I think it changes. So I feel like where we're at now,

like it's okay that we're not Giada. I know, but I'm like still constantly, I'm like thinking like, oh my God, am I like fucking up my daughter? But then I'm like, she has- Because then you're gonna make her pesto pastas? Like, yeah, like we're like, what is she gonna think about me when she's older? Like, is she gonna hate me?

Like, what if I mess, like I'm like so crazy. Yeah, I guess that's just like always during the monologue. Is she gonna be like, she's the heart of our home. She's gonna be like, she looks like so crazy. Yeah, I guess that's just like always your inner monologue. She's the heart of our home. She's gonna be like, she looks like a painter. She's gonna be like my dumb, stupid, whore mom. No, like is she gonna think I'm funny? Is she gonna think I'm so annoying? Like I'm like obsessed with what my daughter thinks about me.

She's not even two, okay? But I'm like, I want her to like idolize me. And like, I've put a lot on my mental. I'm like, I have to be a perfect mom. I feel like you're once again, underestimating yourself and fishing for confidence and playing the big jump. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

we're doing a bit. But I feel like, like you have to zoom out on Lauren Elizabeth, like the pargeous lady in the land, like, and you're famous, like she's gonna think that the pargeous lady in the land, like. Jackie. And you're famous, like she's gonna be at school. She's gonna think that's cool. Like you've worked with Logan Paul, she's gonna think that's cool.

She's gonna be like, oh my God, you worked with Logan Paul? And she's gonna be like, you're friends with Jackie Asher? Yeah, like she's on Wives on the Toes. But I just feel like it's like a normal like mom thing to think of, like what are my kids gonna think when they're older? Because sometimes like, oh my God, mom, you're so lame, you're so annoying.

Yeah, I also think with mothers and daughters, it's even more so, you know, because it's just a different relationship. It really is different. I feel like even just being with my friends that have boys, I'm like, even the stuff that you have in your home, everything is just so crazy different.

Everything's like Hot Wheels, like what? Like you have all different Tonys than I've ever seen before. I'm like, what are these? They're like, Doody! There is a poop Tony. It's supposed to help with potty training. Though we didn't use it for potty training. It's cute.

No, I mean, I loved getting the reaction from the crowd. Yeah, it's great. I love it. But I just think that like, you know, when you watch Food Network and stuff, it just, I don't know, it reminds me of being a kid. But I just think that like, you know, when you watch Food Network and stuff, it just, I don't know, it reminds me of being a kid. No, and like you wanna create that environment for your kids of like home and hearth.

Like she's the center of our home. Yes, yes, yes, like Joanna Gaines. I never watched them though, Joanna. Oh, I like Joanna. She has a show on her network on Discovery Plus, like Magnol. I didn't watch her building show, but she has a cooking show.

It's actually very similar to With Love, Megan. I think it's the blueprint for With Love, Megan. It's amazing. No, yeah, I didn't watch her building show, but she has a cooking show. It's actually very similar to With Love Megan. I think it's the blueprint for With Love Megan. It's amazing. No, yeah, I need to watch that. But I just feel like we need to take the pressure off ourselves because like we won't have like a Food Network environment in our homes until our kids like aren't in high school,

until you have the time for that. True, I mean, I do make a dressing every now and again. Me too, me too. I mean, I make the time. But you know what's gross? Like dressing that you make and then you put it in the fridge. Like I don't want to ever. You don't like that?

I don't want to use it again. It like separates. It looks yucky. You shake it up. It like really. Did you not order the frother last night? I did order the frother. Put the frother in it. I've been using, I use a frother

like when I'm making like electrolytes and they all break and die. And like Lauren Elizabeth is like the queen of frother life. And I was like- You must have a lot of these, don't you? I was like, what do you do about these? They never, like literally one was charging all day, it was green, I went to use it, didn't work.

She was like, yeah, they all are shit. Like you should throw them away and get battery operated ones. It's supposed to be here today, my new frother. I'm excited about it. Yeah. I think it's gonna change your life. How many frothers do you have in your life?

And I was calling it- You, by the way, you said your people have a lot of these, don't they? Your people, like the people of LA. Like the wellness, the wellness girlies. And you drink matcha. Yeah, the matcha girlie. I have tons of frothers, but like you said,

like they die and then they don't come back to life. They're awful. Yeah, I just toss them. I'm tossing them now. You have to toss them. You're keeping broken shit. No, you can't keep. And I'm gonna get one super frother

that's never gonna let me down. You never know, you can only be so sure. Yeah, I'll link it if it works out. Because you gotta have a frother these days. You really do. You could put the frother in the dressing, you know. Well then I'll need a dressing frother because the idea of using that in my electrolytes

is really yucky. No, actually disgusting. But you could have a savory frother and a sweet or like whatever frother. I agree. That's what you need it for. You put the frother in the dressing. I love that.

Look at you Food Network. Oh my God, Jada Who. Are you ready for our next story? We are. It's little legal news, really shocking because Tyler Perry has been accused of sexual assault in a $260 million lawsuit filed by the Oval actor. That's a show of Tyler Perry's.

The actor's name is Derek Dixon, which is like really so crazy. I feel like suits like this happen sometimes, but we never, like it's always a John Doe or someone anonymous. So like the fact that it's someone's name and that they're working with him like currently. Currently?

Yeah, or at least like, I think so. So he has been accused of sexual assault in years of sexual harassment by actor Derek Dixon, who's suing the Madea creator for $260 million. Dixon, who's an actor on his show, The Oval, that is present, alleges that the movie producer first made sexual advances towards him after inviting him to his home in Atlanta in January 2020, according to court documents obtained by Page Six. Not to like get off track, but that is like the same time of Meg's it

when like Tyler Perry was sending his plane. No, I was literally about to say this all comes back to Meghan Markle. Yeah, not that she has anything to do with it, but like- No, but like their besties. This alleged incident, like it was a busy month for Tyler. Yeah, he had a lot going on. He did, that's just weird.

Cause like, it's just the same month and year. Like, so that was just- No, it's crazy just noteworthy. Noteworthy. In the lawsuit, Dixon says that he drank too much and slept in one of Perry's guest rooms. He alleges Perry got into bed with him and touched his thighs, but he rejected Perry's advances.

In the lawsuit, there are a lot of different instances and text messages and parts of his complaint that you can get into. But this is really, really shocking. I feel like Tyler Perry is like Um just so beloved and respected and like this feels very incongruous with what we know about him So we'll wait to see what happens, but very surprising It's surprising too because he's like such like a big like force like I feel like he's like an empire Yeah, you know what I mean?

Like he's like not one of like the typical like oh like actor producer like he's like an empire. You know what I mean? He's not one of the typical actor, producer, he's legit, one of his movies is currently number two on Netflix right now that I saw. No, he's a whole industry. But obviously we don't know if this is true or not, but putting the horrific, potentially true sexual assault allegations aside, how does one go about being like, yeah, it's $260 million?

Oh, how do you come up with that number? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like usually it's like, if you don't get the job, it's like loss of income and then also like emotional damage that could have resulted in therapy and then the loss of other jobs that just like totally derails your life. But I don't know how you get to $260 million.

And that's a lot of money. Yeah, like even with like the Justin Baldoni thing, like not to bring him up extraneously when we didn't have to talk. Oh, you didn't even ask me my opinion. I didn't, and I'm gonna have to get your opinion. But like his suit was like $400 million. And I feel like when I think about it, it's like, okay, the worth of like the second movie that he lost.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. And like his name being tarnished. His name's not worth $400 million to me, but the second movie is a couple hundred mil. Cause I feel like it's also like has to do with like how much maybe the person you're suing is capable of giving you, no? Yeah. Well, cause like you can't sue me for $260 million.

Where are you getting, if you win, where are you getting $260 million from? I don't know. Do you just like pay them for the rest of your life? I'm never gonna have $260 million. I don't know. That's a really good question. I could give you like maybe like a grand a month till I die,

but that's about it. Yeah. Go back to yesterday's episode. I'm broke. Right. She is planning a wedding. Yeah, I don't have time for that. What do you think?

Okay. Okay, honestly, the problem is I'm a toaster. Right. You've been influenced? Yeah, obviously, I'm usually, whenever you guys say something, I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. The thing is on this, though, Claudia and I are kind of split.

Like we're not identical opinions. So who do you like stand more with? Well, I actually like saw the movie. So I never like knew anything about Justin Baldoni before. Like what was he like Jane the Virgin or whatever? Yeah, I was just saying, I watched Jane the Virgin. What was it called? It ends with us.

Hot. Oh. Like he's not my usual type. He was like, I was like, oh, okay, daddy. Like fresh perspective. A fresh perspective. No one said that yet. No, like, let's we not forget,

like in like a Getty image, not hot. Okay. In a movie. In a moving picture. In a moving picture, hot. And like her, like she's just always like Serena Van Der Waets, and so I was like, oh, I'm seeing Serena Van Der Waals

and like all grown up. I loved the movie. Also like as a mama, like when she's like having the baby and stuff, bawling, crying in the movie theater. I was like. Did you read the book? Of course I read the book. Okay.

And like I don't like. Still the movie got you. The movie got me. It really did. And I read the book so long ago. So I was like, I would have loved a sequel. Also that other guy in the movie, what's his name? Brandon Sklernard?

Hot, great movie. How was she though? Like lively, hot. Like she, and I thought she actually did a really good job. Even with the clothes and the mishigas. But like I'm not like someone that like, I don't watch Oscar nominated movies. Like my bar is pretty low.

Yeah. Like I'm not like a film buff or whatever it's called. However, when it comes to the lawsuit, did you see this? Now I'm getting sidetracked. Did you see what people are- Because she has my answer. Nobody wants to give me a straight answer.

No, no, I'll give you a straight answer, but this is a mama related thing. Did you see how like people are thinking? The stroller. The stroller, yes. The stroller. I did see that. Do you ever push your stroller with one hand? Well, some people, a lot of people push a stroller with one hand if they're wearing a device

on the other hand that tracks their steps. Because if you're like, if you're wearing an oar ring. It's so specific. No, that was established. A lot of celebrities do that. But also I've noticed it. Like if you take your kid for a walk in your oar ring and you're looking to get steps,

but if you keep your hand on the stroller the whole time, they don't count. Oh, kind of got it. I'm not to give her an excuse, but then also people were like, this is an infant stroller and she has an almost two-year-old. If I turned my stroller around, I don't think you would see Olive's legs hanging out. But also that's not the infant, that's the upper baby and that's not the infant, that's not the bassinet, that's the toddler part.

Like you put it up at six months but like Charlie still sits in that one, Harry would sit in that one, like you would see their legs. So that's the only thing to me that's like a little. I don't think you would see my daughter's like, from that angle too, like maybe you'd get like a little glimpse, but like there's a world in which like you wouldn't see her legs. I just think people are like reaching. But also like you could be pushing an empty stroller

if you just dropped your kid off at school or at a play date. True. Yeah, like. I don't know, people are like really like going after it. When it comes down to it. I am team No one so for that instance, it's like maybe the stroller was empty But I don't see a bad intention like I don't think she was trying to pull one over or anything like or maybe she knew

The paparazzi were there So maybe they were with like a friend or a nanny and she like took her out of the stroller and gave it right or him And gave it to someone to walk separately so that they wouldn't be photographed. Like that to me, whether the stroller was empty or not, like I don't think she's trying to pull one over on us. I don't either. I don't think they like- And that wasn't an infant stroller seat, like that's very much the toddler seat.

That was a toddler seat. That was a toddler seat. What stroller do you have for like your everyday? I really have the silver cross. Oh, Olivia has that one. Yeah, I love it. Fancy pants. It's very fancy pants.

I mean, obviously I didn't buy it, so. Claudia gifted it to Olivia for like, that was her gift for having a baby. Yeah, oh my God, so nice. Like love it. But I gifted it to Olivia for like, that was her gift for her. Yeah, so nice. Like love it. But I'm not like a big, huge like stroller person. What? I don't know.

Oh, you'll have to see my stroller haul on Patreon whenever I get around to it. Yeah, no, I have one stroller. Did you see my garage? Like it's full of stroller. It's full. You got all the equipment. I love strollers.

I'm very passionate about them. And I get gifted a lot of stroller. I'll always accept the gift of like a stroller. Yeah, not enough people are wanting to give me strollers, honestly. So I can really like, get gifted a lot of, I'll always accept the gift of like a stroller. Not enough people are wanting to give me strollers, honestly. So I can really like, I have a lot of stroller. I've never had an Uppa baby,

I've never had a Wuppa, a Duppa, like anything. The Uppa baby is my favorite. That's what, For a single, like for every day. I was a Juna girl for like literally like a year and a half. Juna's the greatest, but it serves a different purpose. Right, but I'm like, I'm also like, now she like wants to like ride a bike and like walk around. Right, right, right. Now, now she wants to ride a bike and walk around.

Right, right, right. Now we have those blue cars, like you saw the blue cars that you push. Oh, yes, yes, yes. So when we go to the mall or something and I need them to be seated, but they don't wanna be super confined, we push them in cars.

I just think, you know, I have one stroller. It's good enough. No, no, that's correct. I'm just serious. You're just a crazy person. I know, I just like options. I love an option. Yeah, I don't know. baby gear really gets me going.

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at her King Kylie era. So Kylie took to TikTok on Monday to share a video of Stormi, who's now seven, her reaction to a throwback photo of Kylie wearing a blue wig from her King Kylie days, as we all remember the iconic time. She said, did you dye your hair in that photo? And Kylie said, no, it was a wig. Mommy used to love wearing wigs, colored wigs.

She is so shocked. She said, a blue wig with a red outfit? Kylie was like, I know it's not good. Stormi said, it's not a good combo. So Kylie captioned it. Stormi just discovered the King Kylie era. As much as, OK, this one picture of the red shirt and the blue hair, like it's not amazing,

but like the King Kylie era is like what made Kylie. It was iconic. Like it's what separated her from the pack and like at the time it was the coolest thing. So she can't really have any regrets. Well, and it was also like the biggest deal because she was like supposed to not have blue hair for Kim's wedding.

And then did she ended up having blue hair, I think. Blue tips. Blue tips. And I always go back to like, okay, like if I remember like at the time I'd be like, oh my God let her do whatever she wants. But like now if like one of my friends was like, oh, you like, I want to dye my hair blue for your wedding.

I don't know how I would feel. I'm kind of team Kim. To dye your hair blue. And unless you're Kylie Jenner, like absolutely not, sorry. I was Team Kim, however, like the Kylie blue hair was such like an iconic moment in time. It really was. And especially since the marriage didn't last,

like now it doesn't matter, but for the time that they were married, like, and you could be mad that you've ruined my wedding pictures, like, I don't know, it sort of like captured like this moment. Yeah. And it's like a, like, I don like, I think it actually is not that disruptive even though for anyone else in any other pictures

in any other time and place in history, I'd be like, are you crazy? Cause it's also like it's blue. It's not like, oh like crazy haircut or like, I also like thought she was dying all the time. I didn't realize she was always wearing wigs. Was it always a wig? Not the tips.

I don't think, yeah, not the tips. I think they wear a lot of wigs, even when they go from long to short, then she had green hair and sometimes she has blonde hair. And I think when they do dye their hair, it's a really big deal. When Kim dyes her hair for the Met Gala, and the whole storyline on the show.

So I think the other times it is wigs. Because us normies are over here thinking, oh, they're just dyeing their hair, going from long to short extensions. But like in reality they've got the book because they look real Yeah and I think sometimes they just like wear wigs even like just for regular like their like just it's another hairstyle and it's also really thick and I imagine like all these years of treating her hair and like doing it every day and Dying it like they do like I can't imagine their natural hair is like

it every day and dyeing it like they do. Like I can't imagine their natural hair is like unbelievable. Like thick and like not, like how is your hair like not dead? Well that's like Ariana Grande's hair. That's why she had like so much like damage and everything. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't like that. So I think a lot of celebrities wear wigs,

even though they're not doing anything, they're not having blue hair. They're just like having full hair. But I love, like, I love this like age where it's like, it's just like a little adult, like Stormi's just having a full conversation with opinions with her mom. I'm like, oh my God, I can't wait.

Yeah, but Stormi needs to recognize the blue hair built that house. The blue hair built that house. The blue hair is a legacy. The blue hair is almost as integral to the success of Kylie as the lips. Because what came first? The hair or the lips? Kylie as the lips. Well, because what came first, the hair or the lips?

I think the hair. I think the lips. She was younger. I think the lips. She started changing her lips, like, when she still had black hair. Right. But the lip kits came out with no blue hair. Right. But like the blue hair just really cemented her as an icon, even though like blue hair isn't iconic. Right.

But like for her, it just changed a generation. It changed a generation. It changed the game. Cause she just became like her own person almost. She was different. Yeah. She was like owned from her sisters, but then also just like, she carried it off so well. I wouldn't say that about all of her different,

like she used to wear like lime green wig, but not my favorite or when she would go blonde, but like the blue hair, she crushed it. It was iconic at the time. Can you still get a Kylie Lip Kit? Yeah. Can you still sell them? Yeah, I still use them.

I didn't know that. Yeah, they're at Ulta and kyliecosmetics.com. Oh. But I feel like she prioritizes like her other products. So like all of my favorite lip kit colors over the years, a lot of them, like she doesn't even make anymore. She doesn't make that many colors. Like she used to make so many colors.

And now it's just like a bunch of random ones. I mean, it's hard to keep up with all of the different Kardashian endeavors. You know, like, can you still get Kim Kardashian's makeup line or does that not exist? So that was rolled into, KKW Beauty is now going to be- Isn't it called something else now? I think it's a part of, it's fusing with skin

and I don't know what the name is. See, it's confusing. It's hard to keep track. Well, that one's really confusing. Like it's always been confusing. Yeah, because then it has nothing to do with skims, but then there's a little side quest. Then you have Good American, but now we also have Cloud.

And we also have Skims and Good American, which both, there's a need for both, but technically similar. Then we have Lemmy. Lemmy's good. I actually take their sleepy ones, and I start taking their deep bullet ones. I'm not sure if they do anything though, but they're good.

You don't look bloated. Oh, thank you so much. Cloud popcorn, not my favorite, but I like, like that has protein. And now it's gonna be cloud foods. So like, she's gonna put out more foods. I'll take more for sure. Yeah, of like clean food with protein.

Great, sign me up. If they sell at Thrive Market, use our code. I'm surprised they haven't gotten more into the kid space though. Now that especially since like they've had so many babies, Stormy's seven, like there's in like- I feel like they've tried a little, I remember like-

Swimsuits, like- Oh, Kylie has Kai, her clothing line, which I think is really successful. Even though it's kind of under the radar. Like- It's not, yeah, it's very low key. It's not like as big as skims or anything, but like I think people really like it.

Margot Washington is always wearing style. Like if I were looking like Margot Washoe, I would shop there too. Interesting. I feel like it's very drop model, just a few pieces. I mean, it is cool stuff. You should shop there. Her style, Kylie looks amazing.

And then they're kind of ready to wear versions of the things that she wears. Oh, okay. I love. No, I'm down. Not that I can participate. I just want Stormi to come out with something. I also watched the Astroworld documentary the other day.

It was spooky. Spooky. Yeah, I didn't like it. Yeah. It gave me a pit. What compelled you to watch it? I don't know, it was like number three on Netflix. I didn't feel like getting into something.

I just wanted to watch something really quick and it was just really sad. And then obviously Matt and I were bickering. He's like, yeah, but it's a concert. And I'm like, it gotta been avoided. Like I turned, went like really like mom mode. But I don't know how you come back from that. Yeah, he's doing stuff though.

I know, but like I still kind of ship him and Kylie. Are you sick? No. For the kids. They have Timothy and also they have Travis. Timothy and her are never gonna get married and they're never gonna have children together. You're crazy.

Okay, I don't think they're gonna get married. I do think they're gonna have children. There's no way. She wants more kids though. How old is he? Like her age. Wait, let me ask you something. He's a man in the arts.

He's gonna be like Brad Pitt. He's not gonna have kids for years. Calling it now. I don't think he has like the mindset of a Brad Pitt. I think he's a family man and like loves his family. And I love Kylie. Not till he's like at least 30, but LA to LA time is different. But if Kylie wants more kids,

which she's always said she wants a really big family and that's her man. They won't have kids for years. Equals. Years. They're having kids. Years. You're gonna be waiting.

And like Travis was never even like a good, like aside from the Astroworld stuff, and like he was never even like the greatest like boyfriend to from the Astroworld stuff. And like, he was never even like the greatest like boyfriend to Kylie. Like there was always like rumors they were screwing. She was always like in trouble because of him. Like how unfun. Now she goes to the Knicks games

and she goes to the Oscars. No, I do love like this. Like she looks gorgeous. Get on board. I'm on board. I just don't think that they're gonna be like getting married and having children. I just can't see it.

I don't know why. I don't know why. Because it's too good to be true. Maybe because to me he just looks like a like scrawny teenage boy or something. children. I just can't see it. I don't know why. I don't know why. Maybe because to me, he just looks like a scrawny teenage boy or something. No, I think he's got depth. I mean, clearly he does. He's an actor. He cries for a living.

For sure, but I think like he loves family. He loves his sister. His sister just had a baby. He loves his parents. He loves Kylie. He loves kids. They're not getting married. They're not having kids.

I agree with you about getting married. I agree with you about getting married. At a late time is like, if you were getting married around 30, people would be like, oh my God, are you crazy? Like, you about getting married. I agree with you about getting married. At late time is like, if you were getting married around 30, people would be like, oh my God, are you crazy? Like you're so young. And it's like, no, 30's not. But that only really works for guys then.

And then like those guys that marry younger girls. Exactly. She already has kids, she's held over. So he thinks that he can like get away. He's got more to do, yeah. Unless this is the thing that would split them up one day if he doesn't want kids and she does. But I don't think he would lose her. I don't think he would lose't want kids and she does but I don't think he would lose her.

I don't think you would lose her. I don't know. I don't think I would lose her. I don't know. Our fifth and final story though, kid adjacent news because Lindsay Hubbard reveals whether she's returning to Summer House after becoming a mom. So like Lindsay was like kind of set off this wave of like obviously Summer House is changing because Lindsay won't be going back. Lexi's not coming back. Paige isn't coming back.

Lindsay is coming back. She posted a carousel saying, be fucking for real, of course I not coming back, Paige isn't coming back, Lindsay is coming back. She posted a carousel saying, be fucking for real, of course I'm coming back this summer. She said it's just going to look a little different for me since I'm a whole ass mom now, but she says she is coming back to summer house. So I imagine it will be different, but she'll be there. Maybe she'll be there like, you know, in a Danielle capacity, like coming for parties, friend of, she'll maybe like come to the house on a Friday afternoon with the baby, there like, you know, in a Danielle capacity, like coming for parties, friend of, she'll maybe like come to the house

on a Friday afternoon with the baby, but like, I'll be shocked if she sleeps in the house. I feel both ways because like, pardon me too, is like, just because like she's like, this is a job, like you're allowed to like hang out with your, like just because you're a mom doesn't mean you can no longer work and like hang out with your friends anymore and like have fun.

But like logistically, if you need to- Dude, she's rich. If you need to sleep at a house from Friday to Sunday every weekend over the summer and you have a- But maybe the nanny's in a house in the Hamptons too. Right, but like, so she's just not sleeping and then she's running back to the house. Like how can you really be in the drama?

But my only thing now- And the nanny's in the summer house? No, maybe the nanny's like in the house next door. Right, right, right. And I'm open to that. I'm open to that too, but my only thing that makes And the nanny's in the summer house? No, maybe the nanny's in the house next door. Right, right, right, and I'm open to that. I'm open to that too, but my only thing that makes me a little nervous is that maybe she is gonna be in the drama, cause she's gonna be drinking a shit ton again. Cause I feel like this past season she was so awesome

because she wasn't drinking. And I think being a mom changes the way you drink anyway, but I just feel like when you're in that environment, maybe you feel like you have to go hard. So maybe she is gonna be in the, maybe she's like going full, like she might be diving head first. I don't know.

It could go both ways. And I don't judge and I'm really open to everything. I just feel like logistically, if your baby's in the house next door, which would make sense, or even she sleeps there, she doesn't have to sleep in the house. She could leave at midnight and be with her in the mornings, whatever.

I just feel like your mind is elsewhere. And it's like, are you really gonna be involved in like Wes drama? But she's also like co-parenting. So maybe it's like on the weekends, whatever. I just feel like your mind is elsewhere and it's like, are you really gonna be involved in like West's drama? But she's also like co-parenting, so maybe it's like on the weekends, like every other weekends, like you're with your dad. Oh, that's cute. You know what I mean?

So maybe it like is special daddy daughter time. But I just hate like the like, you know, like the like random old ladies that like watch Bravo that are like, she's a mother, she shouldn't be in the summer house. It's like, fuck you. Like she's a mom, she can do whatever she wants. No, and it's not because she's a mom

that she shouldn't be in the summer house. But like they, fuck you. Like she's a mom, she can do whatever she wants. No, and it's not because she's a mom that she shouldn't be in the summer house, but like they, so far we know who's staying, it's like Weston, Jessie, Lindsay. Like why would you wanna be there? Kyle and Amanda, and it's like they're skewing with the oldies a little bit. Like when we were like beefing up this like new, you know. Cause the lessy thing makes no sense.

A share house is for 21 year olds. Right. So like why are they going all in on the 40 year olds? Right, like it's like how like when you like, you guys go to the Hamptons, it's like with all like the kids and like, well, like she should be in a 40 year olds? Right, like it's like how like, when you guys go to the Hamptons, it's like with all like the kids and like, well, like she should be in a different share house. Yeah, and that's a different show,

which everyone keeps saying like, yeah, we might be getting, but like when I'm- We're clearly not getting them now. I wanna watch Jersey Shore of the Hamptons and I want young people. But I think like we could like, maybe like get like Lindsay activated again. Her and Kyle have also been like all chummy chummy.

We're gonna drum up this old beef. Maybe. We're gonna drum- I don't know. I'm so sick also been like all chummy chummy. So maybe we won't. We're gonna drum up this old beef. Maybe. We're gonna drum up. I don't know. I'm so sick of it. I'm sick of it. I need Amanda to divorce Kyle. I need like, I need Lindsay to like go

like start a new share house, but I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of it. And honestly, all my hopes were like held on Lexi and she's not there. It makes no sense. I don't know if I said this yesterday, but we talked offline. It makes no fucking. I don't know if I said this yesterday No, we talked about it offline. Yeah, it makes no fucking sense Why would you not ask her back? It makes no sense

She was the future of the show like and so you're telling me you don't want like a crazy weird ex-lover dynamic in the house Hello. No, and then like she's gonna be single there could be new guys in the house Hopefully new girls that Jesse might be with a new girl in front of Lexi So you had to put Sierra through that for one summer, like being with her ex in a house, but now like Jessie doesn't have to experience it. Like, you know what I mean? It just makes, so is Sierra coming back? So far, yes.

There's not been any word that she's not. And I think like when Paige told, like she said to like Sierra and Amanda that she wasn't coming back, it was like they were upset because they are not upset, but like they'll miss her because they're there. Yeah. I don't know.

I just like, I'm like, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I need, you know who needs to get kicked off? Kyle. The casting director. That's who needs to be kicked off. For all the Bravo shows. The casting director needs to be kicked off.

Kyle needs to be kicked off. Lindsay can do a front of situation. That I'll have. And then did you see Bailey got engaged? Bailey. Yeah. Well, so she did what was best for her. Yeah, she just got engaged? Bailey? Yeah. Well, so she did what was best for her. Yeah, she just got engaged.

She's actually a silly girl. Yeah. She comes across my desk every now and then. I saw a video of her like outside of being someone from summer house. She was just like being a creator. She actually has a personality. Yeah.

I understand why they casted her. Exactly. And then I understand why they sent her home. Like, cause she's getting engaged and like. Because like we don't like know enough to care about like you're getting engaged to like a random man. And we don't want to hear about like your random boyfriend. Like we don't care know enough to care about like you getting engaged to like a random and we don't want to Hear about like your random boyfriend like we don't care. Yeah, exactly. So I understand this whole thing is a shit show

Mm-hmm. I'm gonna watch it Yeah, no now I'm very work as sisters now. I never watched during their time It was in Carl's then coming back to but literally like that's the direction We're heading down is bringing back the work is soft bar doesn't open by the end of this fucking summer I'm burning something down people are saying that Carl is coming back even though it was reported that he's not coming back He's obviously coming back. What else he's gonna fucking do. I know he has like a whole business Like he has a whole bit 700 like I don't know. I saw someone doing the math It takes like 700 million dollars to open up soft bar. Yeah. No, I think it's 700,000

No one needs that much functional mushrooms. No one. No, it's a little nerve wracking. Whatever. Good luck to him. And then what I was gonna say about Love Island. That's what I was gonna ask you. So last night's recoupling, I actually liked the way that they did it with the doors

because it was like each couple, they both had to choose each other. Like your door wouldn't open if you didn't pick that person and that person didn't pick you. So like, it didn't just get to be like someone deciding who they were gonna couple up with and then that person being in a couple that they didn't wanna be in.

So we really needed to see like if Ace and Shelly chose each other, which they finally didn't. I'm happy for them, even though like, why won't anyone ask Ace why he chose Amaya in the last recoupling? And I do feel like it's a little bit like to give them just like a little bit of adversity so that now they're a strong couple

and then more of a winning couple. Because if they coupled up in the first episode and then they were together through the whole season like that's kind of boring that's like Huda and Jeremiah and nobody's really rooting for them like but when you face a little adversity there was another woman there was another man who's she gonna choose who's he's gonna choose oh they chose each other it's so sweet but it's like it's not because she never fucking liked Austin and he never liked Amaya so okay i'm glad you guys made it, even though that's where you should have been the entire time Austin and I a coupling up was really cute. I think it's like not anything serious But I'm glad that they chose each other and that neither one of them actually know that Austin didn't have to go home

Am I is a serious crazy person and That's just on the casting directors of love. What about her to her? Oh my god, so what is going because people are saying that like she should like not just on the casting directors of Love, I Think. What about Huda? Oh my God. So what is going on? Because people are saying that like, she should like not be on the show. So she shouldn't be on the show anymore. So she was like day one with Jeremiah.

They were like, so like closed off to everyone, just like in a couple, like really liking each other. And a lot of different things happened. Like, first of all, they were really fucking annoying, especially like they would like fight about like dumb shit. They both, you know, three, four days in, other people are coming into the villa and they're like, about like dumb shit. They both, you know, three, four days in, other people are coming into the villa

and they're like, no, we're together. Like she doesn't want anyone asking Jeremiah out. And it's just like very territorial when that's not the spirit of the show, especially four days in. Like you can get to that place of like being in. So you'll ask someone to be your girlfriend, but like to do it four days in is just like so inauthentic

and it made everyone feel like they are scamming or you know, they're not genuine. And she was just like sort of always sort of picking fights with him from what we've seen. And he seems like a little bit, um, he kind of stinks a little bit, but like compared to her, I feel like he's almost blameless, which I know is really crazy, but like her crazy is on another level.

But then what happened was they're the strongest couple in the house. They think they're crushing it. Like every time the other guys like go for another girl, not their partner, she was like, you guys deserve better. Like just being like so pompous, whatever. Thinking like we've got this, right? And then America gets to vote. And like,

This is what I fast forwarded through. What she doesn't know is that America looking hates her. Like does not like her. Oh, cause they have no idea what's going on outside. They have no idea what's going on. So like these new people came in and America got to vote who these people couple up with and America voted to put Jeremiah with the other, with the new girl. And so she, the blonde girl, Huda is for lack of a better term, crashing out.

That's what I was going to say. I was like, who is crashing out? The whole house is trying to understand why America did this. Like obviously America has seen something that we haven't seen. And these dumb asses come up with the conclusion that clearly Jeremiah is not as into Huda and like is saying things that they think that we tried to save Huda from Jeremiah.

By the way, not we, I didn't have a chance to vote. I didn't watch this live. And I wouldn't have done that. Wait, that's actually crazy. I wouldn't have voted for them to be together because it's not fair to do to Iris. She deserved like a real chance. So there her conclusion is that they're protecting her from being with Jeremiah.

But literally this is why like we need to open the schools because think a little, take it one step further. No, if we wanted to save Huda from Jeremiah they would have voted Huda to be with one of the two new guys, right? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Not to have her then be single and almost voted to go home.

Like the fact that she, and it's sad because like, they're all, it's a serious like mind game. I saw someone tweeted something really funny. They were like, I wish we could send them like care packages and messages like on Hunger Games. Cause it's literally Hunger Games. Like you're doing all this stuff in front of America. It's like happening, we're watching it the next day.

And then we get to vote on it. And so like, they don't know what we've seen and like what America did like completely messed with the entire house. Cause this was like the strongest couple. That's actually the craziest thing. And America voted to break them up. And she's like taking it to mean that Jeremiah

has been doing stuff that we've seen. That means that he's not gonna hurt her. And it's like, no, we've seen your relationship. You guys are fucking annoying and nobody wants to watch it anymore. And this girl had expressed a little interest in Jeremiah. So wouldn't it be funny if we put them together? Oh my God, she fucking spirals.

And so then Jeremiah- So she's just like fully crashing out? The whole house, yes. And like the whole house is like in shock over this. And like a lot of the girls are like trying to understand like why America did this. And like they're close with girls are like trying to understand like why America did this. And like they're close with Huda, but like she's taking up all the oxygen in the house.

Like literally then the next day they go on the new couples, the three new couples of like recouplings go on a date. They come back, like two of the couples had a really nice time. They start talking about their day. Huda like just starts losing her mind that like they had a date sitting on the beach. She goes, that's my dream date had a date sitting on the beach she goes that's my dream date they just sit on the beach first of all like

your house is on the water like go down to the sand yeah like go sit with Jeremiah on the sand but like acting like one the producers don't plan the dates and the two like sitting on the beach is unique to you so crazy she's going around the house like just cursing at christen Jeremiah out she's like listening to the boys conversation she's literally in the bushes listening. So she hears what like Jeremiah is saying about her. And it's just so bad. Then she like pulls Iris like for a talk

to understand what happened. And the whole house is like, they go up there to like make sure everything's okay. Cause like at this point everyone's scared of her. Like the toxicity has reached another level. She's not handling this well. And she just keeps bringing up like the same fights. She keeps her and Jeremiah keep like pulling each other for chats. Then you think they're gonna get to a place of like detente like maybe

we could just like start over like they're even talking like with their legs intertwined with one another i'm like are these two about to get back together and then they speak and they're speaking two different languages like let me tell you what happened so she's like saying something and he's trying to defend himself or whatever and she goes you're not, you're not gonna sit here and convince me that like to make you me like you again. He goes, I'm not trying to make you like me again. And then she's like, what? She's like, you know, she goes to the house.

He doesn't even want to make me like make him like me again. Like no, like seriously. And I don't like it's a both like nefarious intentions, but also just like dumbness, like where there someone says something goes through one ear and it comes out as a completely, cause she's done that a lot. Like even he had said, like Iris is not my type. Like I want, it makes me sad

that I'm not sleeping in a bed with you anymore. Then with the recoupling last night with the doors, it was like, who is Jeremiah gonna go for? Who's gonna open and whose door is gonna open for Jeremiah? And he went for Iris's door, like to say for once and her door opened and Huda had left her gonna open for Jeremiah. And he went for Iris's door, like to say for once, and her door opened, and Huda had left her door open for Jeremiah. But like this was Jeremiah saying like for once and for all,

like, I'm done with this, like I'm moving forward. Even if like Iris isn't like, they're not romantic, like he doesn't wanna be involved in the Huda situation. So does Huda go home? So then, this is where the Islanders, I fucking hate them. The second week in a row where they get to choose who goes home, they get to vote. So now in the bottom two is Jalen,

who is a P-jum of a man who came on the show with one girl in mind, Olandria. Olandria was in like a loveless relationship with Taylor. Like every time they talk, they have no chemistry. They literally like don't even kiss outside of challenges. He does, it's just like he's, no. And she's a queen. He comes on, he sees her queenliness.

And it's like, I'm here for you. They go on that date. They like, they do massages. They have nice conversation. She only lets him kiss her on the cheek, which like, I respect that. Like you don't need to kiss everyone. But then she comes home and kisses Taylor on the mouth,

which they never do. I'm like, oh, so you like literally hate Jaylen. Okay, cool. And like, then when the time comes, her door does not open for Jaylen, the new guy who's been like so wonderful to her. And her door opens for Taylor. So that's them saying like,

even though we like haven't liked each other for the last two weeks, like we're committed and we like each other now and now I see. So Jaylen's vulnerable. Then Huda's door, she's the other person who didn't get a door open for her. So she's in the bottom two. And now the islanders get to vote who they want to send home.

And it's like, of course, well, to me, I'm like, numbers wise, all the boys are going to vote to save Jalen. All the girls are going to vote to save Huda. But Iris is going to go with Jalen, of course, because she wants to get this person out of here. Like she has been ruining the last two days, like to the point where the show's almost not enjoyable. Just watching this person spiraling like the Tasmanian devil,

like running around the villa, yelling at everyone. And it's like, nobody else's storylines can develop. Everybody's so fed up with her. They're rolling their eyes. And I can't even imagine what it's like being there. It's to the point that they didn't even let her talk to Iris one-on-one because they were like scared that she might do something.

So I'm like, this, your time has come. And last week she was in the bottom three and they had to vote someone home and they voted off my Charlie. Oh my God, I was so upset they voted off Charlie. Like there aren't, like some of the people on the show were like better or worse. And no one's like that amazing. No one's that like terrible,

but like there's a couple guys that like seem like solid good guys who are like really just like zoned in on the girls that they like, like Jaylen and Charlie and Hannah had finally like reaffirmed their love for one another. And these fucking dumb bitches sent Charlie home. When to me, the correct person to send home would have been Taylor who had like made zero connections up until this point.

But for the guys, they could have sent Huda home if they all voted the same. But Austin, he voted for Taylor, which was the right choice when you look at who should be there still. Huda is good for the drama. She should have still been there. But if the boys had all voted the same and sent Huda home,

it would have been Huda. So then my boy Charlie goes home and he's, it was before his time. I was sick from it. Seriously sick, just as for Charlie. Come on the toast, Charlie, if you hear this, like we love you. So then now we have Huda versus Jaylen

and we were voting to send home. Currently? Last night. Okay. And Jaylen and we were voting to send home. Currently? Last night. Okay. And Jaylen just came on the show. He's clearly like a person looking for love, a serious person.

He's a bit older, he's a truck driver, he works hard. He loves his family, he loves Alondra. She didn't go for him, but like he deserves a chance to find love in this villa. And like he's the obvious choice to save. These fucking morons saved Huda. This person who's been ruining their experience in the house, even like so many people

went over to Huda's side. Why did Ace go to Huda's side? Why did Iris go to Huda's side? Like if all the boys had voted the same and Taylor went to Huda's side, whereas like Ace went voted to send her home last week, he's been like the biggest antagonist in like trying to like undermine Huda and Jeremiah,

which I flipped from what I said with Claudia earlier this week. Like now I had an appreciation for Ace. I think that maybe like he's with Shelly. Shelly was like, you better stay with my girl. Like, you know, they voted as a couple and they sent Jaylen home. Like literally they don't, this is why we can't have nice things. This guy was such a good guy there for the right reasons. Huda is not going to meet anyone else in the villa. She's only going to torture Jeremiah further.

I don't know why they voted to save her. I feel like one, they think it's better, I feel like the castmates think it's better television if she stayed. Maybe they think that America loved Huda and they tried to, they literally think that. So would America be mad at them if they sent her home? America is big mad.

And also now the show is like getting to a place where like they are so messing with these people. Like I feel like the Game Masters, it really feels like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Hunger Games where they're just like totally. And especially compared to the last season I watched and I had heard that they brought in new Game Masters. They brought in people from Love Island UK

to really like turn it up. And a lot of things that are happening in these like elimination ceremonies, like we never had the door thing before. We never had two back-to-back ceremonies where the islanders had to vote off their own. Like it's much more intense and less like I choose this girl, I choose this boy. Like it's very cutthroat and it's almost like they're making these people go crazy and for the and these people have no access to the outside world and like what I would give them advice if I could it's like at this point you have to tune out America because they're just like messing with you and if you know something else that's going on in the house that we're not seeing then just go with your gut

like don't worry about the audience reaction because we see something and then the next day it changes that's literally what happened with Charlie so listen this guy comes in he likes Hannah who's Charlie's girl okay and Hannah's like I don't know she's feeling horny that day and just wanted to hook up with everyone and she starts like making out with Charlie like not Charlie making out with the new guy in like the speakeasy room and like they're hot and heavy and it seems like she's ready to jump ship from Charlie so when America had to vote who do you want the new guy in the speakeasy room and they're hot and heavy. And it seems like she's ready to jump ship from Charlie. So when America had to vote, who do you want the new guy to end up with?

They were like, well, Hannah, he likes her and she seems done with Charlie. Then that night we watch an episode of her being like, you know what, I was so stupid for doing that. Like my connection with Pepe is meaningless and with Charlie it's so meaningful. And she literally goes to Charlie and apologizes and he apologizes because like they're just both

So sorry, and they both realize how much they like each other Five minutes later re coupling America voted for Pepe and Hannah to be together because we just saw not me. I didn't We just saw them Being happy together thinking she was done with Charlie So they have to start ignoring America even though it's fucking. And like when Jeremiah and Iris were put together, like seriously, that was people were saying like the like that's what I watch the best TV they've ever watched. Like crazy, crazy. But like now it's starting to like it because of the delay.

It's like influencing things in an unbalanced way. Yeah. And I think like spending your time thinking like, what does America think about me? Like, stop trying to like win Love Island. They're definitely doing that though. Of course, cause everyone wants to win and everyone wants to be like a social media star from this, but like you'll all get followers. Like follow your heart, go with the people that you like

and like stop doing things like for the game. Even though the game has become like very, almost like traders ask where it's like less about just like chilling in a villa who do I like and more like Cutthroat like how do I win? How do I yeah and like how does America's having a lot of say? I think the game master's also like really reading every tweet and then like Adjusting and then there's also a couple challenges down the line that they do every season I feel like they'll do it sooner where they read people's tweets in a challenge like

people who are talking about it, So it will be something like, when is Huda gonna find out that Jeremiah said, and that's how they find out like what things that they didn't know were happening in the show. Shut up. And so it's just like, I don't know if the house can handle it. They've been through a lot.

They've been through a lot. And maybe start watching from now. Like you can early- That's why I feel like I feel like I'm caught up. The early episodes are really boring and it just got good. They just like fucking turned up the heat. Yeah. And it's really the game masters doing it.

Not even the Islanders. They just like, they were going about their lives. Hood and Jeremiah are the strongest. And then like to find out that America did not like Hood and Jeremiah and they can't figure out why. And it's just like, oh, we didn't like her. That's crazy. I'm in, I'm in.

But anyways, the Islanders have zero of my sympathy anymore. They had an opportunity to save themselves and like end this section cause she's not going to meet someone now. Like she's so caught up in Jeremiah. How could you possibly meet someone? Anyone who's coming in has watched all these episodes. So, cause the new bombshells, they see everything.

So like she's not going to find a connection. Jaylen could have found a real lasting love, the mother of his children, because that's what he was looking for. And they're disgusting for the way that they voted. And I'm fucking done with them. And that's your Love Island. And that's that on that.

Thank you for listening and being engaged. And I needed to get that off my chest. I'm really, I'm happy for you. It needed to be said. So tomorrow we are off and then Friday, I am here with a guest too. I don't know if he's watching Love Island, so it needed to be said right now.

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