The Toast - Claud And Friends With Margo Oshry Monday October 27th 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Day one of Claude and Friends. Yes, that's right. Jacks is on maternity leave.

We're sobbing. We're so upset. But we're so excited for Claude and Friends. And that's why she's really starting this week, Friends and Family. Emphasis on Family. Today's co-host. Cratchel, Satchel, Hatchel, Natchel, Datchel, Satchel, Satchel. Patchell.

Pat. How did I? I love that. Patchel. And you're still right. No, I know. It's actually. It's Thatchel, my little sis.

Margo! Hi! Oh my God, I feel like I haven't done the shows with you. Ages. Now, I didn't want to tell you this because like I hate you. But you were my first choice for first co-hosts for one reason. No, not that part. That's like that I'm happy to tell you.

Okay. So, you know, during my maternity leave, Jackie had like so many. Pargy guests. Pargy guests, Pargy co-hosts. And your episode kind of outperformed to all of them. Seriously? Satchies was Yeah, people just want the satch. They just want the hatch. They want the crutch. They want the patch. And that's what we're going to give them. That is so crazy. You know, I had a sneaky feeling

because Jackie once texted me like an edit of like something you guys were going to post. And it was like making it. Oh, you guys like talked about like we're talking shit about me on the toast obviously because like you do that. And it was something. about like how everyone hated having me. And then she was like, can we post this? It's funny because everyone loved you. And I was like, no, you can. Well, I did want to tell you.

I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes. I was busy like having a baby. But I did listen to yours. And are you ready for constructive criticism? Just one thing that I want you. I meant to tell you before the toast. Can I guess? Yeah.

I say, um, a lot. No, I wouldn't even notice that. Oh. You swallow whole sentences. You talk. What does that mean? You talk so fast. we all do, but Jackie and I become more aware of it

because professionally, like, we got a lot of shit for it. You swallow, I was like, what did she say? Mark, you swallow the whole sentence. You're like, I'm like, was that a paragraph? It's really crazy. No, I know I talk really fast. And I just noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said.

I was just like, yeah. You swallow whole sentences. Okay, got it. I won't. Yeah, so if you could just be mindful of that. I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences. Welcome to the Tirst. Thanks for having me.

I'm so happy to be here. Thanks for taking time. Well, you're extremely important corporate job. We appreciate you. Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't. Of course. I work around the satch.

One thing about me. If only. I work around the satch. If only. The satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister. I know. I'm so upset. What?

I know. So, Margot went to Woodbury Commons, our favorite place. And I've talked about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jackie Zohs always calling me cheap. Did you say I'm cheap because I bought a prodig bag at an outlet? Do you say it was good? Because I was unimpressed. The Woodbury Commons.

in general is missing a few things. But I would say the best store there is the Prada outlet. The prices are slashed. Like, it's giving, you know. The price, I mean, what you got yesterday was the best deal of the day. It's giving lumber liquidators,

you know, going out of business. Yeah. And Margot got me a pair of Prada boots for $340. Like, I'm sorry, that's crazy. So crazy. And even when I was checking out, like the store associate was like,

wow, like, slay the house out. She's like, these are final sales. She made me sign a document being like, I'm like, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. So Margo got me a pair of boots, which was so nice. nice video because I know you have to lug around those boots.

I did have to look. I shout out to my friends though. Like they carry them the whole time. Like shout out to Queens supporting queens. No. And you really slayed and it really was such a gorgeous day. It is so overwhelming. No, they're like you just seriously like I was like going to have a panic attack. And I brought Magnolia, which was like the worst idea ever. Yeah. Let's talk about you bringing your dog to the mall, basically. For those who don't know, Woodbury comes is like this outdoor pavilion. It's like huge.

Like you bringing your dog? That's insane. Is it? What does she like took a shit at Prada. She is trained, so she only goes outside. No, but like you said, it's an outdoor mall. No, but the stores aren't outside. I know, Margo. The stores aren't indoors. Like, you're so crazy for so many reasons. By the fact that you brought your dog to Woodbury Commons is insane. Wait, there were so many dogs there. There was a dog in every store. Margo. You're so crazy for that. Right, that's crazy. Also, I didn't know what else to like do with her.

I left my apartment at 11. I got home and at 8.30, I wasn't going to leave her at home. Okay, so I did a Q&A over the weekend because, yes, I am an influential person. I do Q&A's. And somebody said, like, true or false, you hate Magnolia. You do. And let's talk about the fact that, like, I literally hate your dog. But if it makes you feel any better, these days, I'm kind of hating my dog, too.

But, like, your dog, like, I just can't stand her. That is, like, really the... And we've never openly, like, had this discussion. If someone asked me, like, what's the meanest thing someone could say to you, it's that. Okay, then you live a very charmed privilege life. No, it's like, call me ugly, I know you're lying. Like, call me fat, I know you're lying. Like, say you hate my dog, like, fuck you.

I hate your dog. Fuck you. Is that I hate your dog, actually? Like magnolia, or is I lovingly call her ratinolia? She's so cute. She's a sweet angel. She's very, very sweet. My God, she's so fucking annoying. She's not, Romeo's

so fucking annoying. I agree, because I'm normal and I can agree. Like, my dog's annoying. She's not annoying. She's not, what do? I didn't answer the person in the Q&A, but like I just want them to know, like, you were picking up what I was putting down. What does she do to you? She does not stop working. That's not true. Only when I leave. Yap, yap, Yap Nolia. That's what they should call her. Yap Nolia. Only when I leave. Yap, because she knows she's in a place where she's not loved. And then also, and this is maybe kind of how I feel about Yap Noli is how I feel about

Chrissy Teigen. Like, Chrissy Teigen, per se, isn't annoying. But there was like a time period where the media was like so annoying about her. Like, Chrissy Tegan just like broke the, it. No, she didn't. She just like made a chili, you know? Um, um, it. Um, it's can I feel about Magnolia? Like, Magnolia, per se, isn't annoying. Like, you about Magnolia is annoying. Sorry that I love her. You're making, like, fan edits on TikTok to, like, sad songs about Magnolia. Like, you actually need help. No, I do need help. And I'm not gonna lie, did I cry myself to sleep last night thinking about the day Magnolia is going to die? Maybe. Let's talk about the day Magnolia. No, no, I will start crying. I will seriously start crying. Tears. I'm kidding. I'm

100% kidding. But like, what are you to do? You're going to need to put me in and it. You're going to need to put me in, I'm going to need to be put somewhere. Listen, I've been through it. Like, it is devastating. No, and yours was like a year from where I am right now because my size is five. But you have so much time. Like Theo, like, low-key died so, so random of him. No, I know, but who's to say that that's not going to happen to me?

I know, because, you know, they are from the same breed. I'm aware. Like, maybe they had, like, a genetic cancer that Magnolia is, like, sort of harboring right now. But there's, like, a reason why I take her to the vet all the time. Okay, well, so because we found out Theo had cancer, like, a year after it was, like, a year after it was, like, chilling in his body. like not me never taking him to the doctor. Yeah.

So I think maybe like you should just stay on top of that. She goes to the vet all the time. And also my vet, Dr. Lyft, shout out is well aware of Theo's condition. Condition. So she's like and she knows that every time I go to the vet, I start crying. And so like I said, she's insane. So she like is aware that like mag's dying is my biggest fear. So like she's going to help me in every way that she can medically prevent that from happening.

And all is that to say, I don't hate Magnolia. No, you do. No, no, I don't actually. You want to like rescue her. Like, yes. Oh my God, you are so drama. Like, God forbid a girl

loves her dog. You do, but like, God forbid a girl loves her dog. It's just like abyssal unhealthy. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, your social media activity when it comes to the dog,

like, you know what, the other day, actually? So the other day, when they get at me, like, I'm kind of a troll, like to people I love. Oh, oh, can me open the DMs? So you should see any time. I want you to look at my DMs with Claudia. I'm always like, oh, man, you look amazing.

saying, oh, my God, love. Like, oh, my God, it's look so good. Like, yeah, mind, like, what are you wearing? Like, I see the best. And I do it to also my sister Olivia. I'm like, that looks disgusting because she's always cooking stuff. And I'm like, oh, like, you're gross.

I'm like, what's with this angle? Like, I'm always, like, coming for her. And it's more so because I see the best in my sisters and, like, I see the potential for greatness. So I'm not being a troll. But you are, yeah. And as Jackie once very pointedly said, like, I'm not trying to hurt you.

it just hurts you, you know. But I haven't become, like, very aware of my own trolliness. Okay. I was trolling Olivia's so hard last time. She's so fucking done with me. Good. Good. Push back, Olivia.

She, like, said something, like, she's... Olivia's so chuggy. You know? Okay. And so she said something that was, like, so chugelicious, definitious, make the girls go logo? But, like, Olivia's a millennial. Like, that's...

I know, like, that is her charm, her chuggy charm. And I'm sure, like, during the course of this maternity... New Leave, I will have her on and she's going to come at me and all the things I said about her. Yes, Olivia. Also, in my Q and yesterday, I actually got a really interesting question that I didn't post because, like, I needed you and Olivia's take on it. Somebody was like, do Margaret and Olivia get jealous? Like, you and Jackie

have a podcast together. No. Me and Olivia, you're too busy to care. Oh, so you're not busy. No, no, you're busy, but, like, you don't care, like, you know what I mean? Like, you're not, you're too busy to be jealous about anything in my life because, obviously you're, like, not jealous about anything because, like, I'm jealous. I'm jealous that you're so skinny. Thank you.

I'm jealous that you, like, you, Like when you want to do something, like you do it. Like you're very good. You're proactive and you're taking an active role in your own life. I take an active role in my own life. I'm jealous of a lot of things. I'm jealous of like a lot of things in Olivia's life. Like she, loki, like has the most peaceful loki life.

Like I'm jealous of, I'm jealous of what I'm jealous of what I'm jealous of Jackie. You have the same life. It's so true. You have the same life. So true. But no, so I am jealous of like certain things. Mostly like how your breasts stand up on their own. Thank you.

Thank you so much. Me too. I'm really happy about that. But no, like, I just don't think about it. Also, it's been going on for so long. Like, if we were, like, jealous for the past 10 years, like, that's a lot. It would be bad. Yeah.

Like, I'm just happy for you. And, like, I'll take what I can get. And I've ridden your co-tail season. I've benefited from it. Like, I have literally no issue. Pretty good. Yeah. Not my Q&A last night, like, really coloring the pre-passified banter.

No, also, like, not your Q&A, like, being, like, so, like, clued in on our lives. People are always trying to start something to start something. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Someone saying, I feel like you have. Hey Magnolia, like, they know. Well, I mean, you're the one who, like, chose to bring it up today. Well, you know what?

I've been meaning to talk to you about it. And what better place than a podcast? No, and you know what? Like, say what you want. Like, I'm not changing anything. Margo, never change. I'm not changing anything. And I love my dog so much.

And, like, you know what? I'll remember this. And I'll resent you for it when she dies that you were like, I hate your dog. Listen, if you, when Magnolia dies and needs to take it out on me, I'll be, I can be that that vessel for you. Thank you. You look so pretty today. I'm so happy to be podcasting with you.

For you to show up, like, looking so thin and young. When I'm on the heels of, like, just having had a baby, not cool. You should have looked like a slub today. Okay. And I kind of need to send a notice to everybody co-hosting me over the next few weeks. Please don't, like, show up stenting on these. I was like, I have somebody coming. Oh, God, good luck.

And I just know she's going to, I kind of need to go get, like, a prom dress. Like, I just think she's going to show up, like, looking so sick. Oh, oh, my God, yeah. I know. Well, in my defense, like, I came from work. So I couldn't look like a slob at work today. No, you look great. I'm glad that you.

It's also nice when people like dress up nice. It shows respect towards the podcast. Like imagine I showed up here and like your little sister. She's the first one and she's in a fucking sweatshirt. Looking like a slob. Right. No, it's good. It's good.

But no respect. But noted. Yeah. Thanks. Now, fast five. Fast five. What are you into these days? Like what shows are you watching?

Who are you following on social media? Like I didn't choose a story as like for you per se. Right. Because I know you could really talk about anything. But what's actually into? What are you following? What saga? What saga?

Well, right now I'm kind of, are you invested in this like Whitney Levitt Mark giveaway? Tell me more. It's like really weird. And by the way, I love her. Like, no issues love. Do you watch Salamo? Secret Lives and Women Wives? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think I ever ended actually finishing the most recent season, but yes. I guess they did some sort of giveaway on social. And I don't know what the terms were, but I think it was like to win, be able to like, come to the live show or something like that, like whatever. Something of that nature. I don't know if that's the exact same thing. Someone's probably screaming in their car like that I'm wrong. Right.

And then I guess ABC was like, you can't do that. And so then they made a video and they were like, we can't do this, like whatever. It's just like weird behavior. Yeah. Because like maybe I don't blame Whitney, but like Mark Ballast, you need that. Yeah. And also I'm just also like in the way that I work, it's like if you do a giveaway, like you need to have like legal rules and stuff. And so like wouldn't you run that through ABC?

Like it doesn't make sense to me. And so people are being like, this is weird behavior. And then I just saw a TikTok on my way here. So I'm being like, Whitney just lost her chance at the mirror ball because of this. Okay. So let me say something. This is my first time, like, getting involved in Dancing with the Stars. And I just want to say to the Dancing with the Stars community, like a lot of you are deeply unwell.

Like I'm having a lot of fun. But I have found myself, like, in the trenches. And I'm like, you know what? I need to go touch grass. Like, people are really sick about this show. Specifically when it comes to Whitney and Mark Ballas, like they hate that. Mark always gets the good. Apparently he had Charlie Tabillion.

Like, he always gets girls who are easy to train and partners who are like so. obviously gonna make the top four. And so yeah, he's the most decorated, but like it's so obvious. Like people hate Mark and you know, Whitney's like kind of the villain on her show. So people have just been hating her. They don't want her to win,

but it's like she's obviously the best and this is a competition. She's so good. Do you think she's gonna win? So it's actually, it's heating up. And I do have a dancing with a star story, so we'll talk about it a little bit more. But she definitely has a chance.

Like she is the best and she does the hardest dances and she does him so well. She succeeds in a technical sense. The only thing that has been bothering me a little bit about their dances and this is just a preference. is like the incorporation of like her. Oh, wait, and it's worth mentioning

my girl doesn't watch a show. Yeah, no, no, no, no, sorry. But like, I literally do. I watch everything on TikTok. Right. And, like, I have so many people in my life who are telling me, like, everything that's going on. Like, I know everything that's going on.

In her dances, they incorporate a little bit too much of her, like, of their, like, TikToky things. And, like, if I see this one more time. You know? Yeah, that's such a TikTok move. It's a little bit much. So I don't agree with you, actually. The show is, like, so TikTok coded.

Right. So the fact that they're just, like, playing into that. It's called strategy, Marga. But you wouldn't understand because you literally don't watch a show. No. You don't have to do it every time. You don't watch a show. And they did that move once. Maybe you saw the clip a lot of times. No. I've just noticed that it's like if you... Did I just read you to Phil? I read you to Phil. No, that's not true. I also didn't see it in a bunch times. I saw the dance ones. I saw the dance ones. Anyway, I'm team Alex.

Oh, you're team Alex. Yeah. Okay. I just like really respect that she's like put her whole buck and booty into this thing. I love her. I love her. I think she has crazy great work ethic. I agree. I think she's a very well model for the youth. She really is. And like, you know, she loves to party. She loves to everything. And then she was like, you know, and I'm put that on hold. I'm going to, like, put my whole fucking ass into this. And she really has. And I feel like it's really hard.

I feel like you're avoiding saying the word pussy. Because, like, yeah, I don't like that word. Put her whole ass into it. Yeah, I don't know. Like, saying the saying, and not me telling you, you're supposed to be young and hip. That's why we brought you on the show. Funny, I know that it's... You put your whole pussy into it. I know. I just don't like saying that. Why? I don't know. It feels like so wrong.

We're not saying it like a poignant way. It feels like so raunchy. Like just like saying pussy. Say it. No, like it. It's just like weird. Yeah, I know. But like you're making it weird.

It's a nice word. Is it? We had this conversation on the toast maybe 10 years ago about how like the first time, you know, we all grew up in a house of all girls. Yes. And the word pussy was like a, uh, a men vagina. Yeah. And like a sweet in term of endearment almost. And then to come and grow up and enter the world and find out it's like a disgusting pornographic term.

Like actually, I will not be a. Biding by those terms. It's a sweet word. It's like a common word to like describe like a coward. Yeah, sure. But I'm talking about like anatomically. Oh. Like yeah,

we used to like, you know, go wash your pussy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sorry, everyone else has made it weird and I'm like not getting involved. You know what I understand. It's a sweet word.

It is a sweet word. It's a sweet word. So Alex is putting her whole pussy into it. Very good, satchy. Thank you. How are you doing? We haven't even talked about you. Nobody asks.

Oh. No, I'm kidding. I'm doing so great. Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing every day with me. Got it. But today's not really about me. Oh my God, that's so selfless of you. It's about Satchy.

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Bark, bark, bitch. Okay, so fast-five stories. Nothing, like, major happened over the weekend except, like, a lot of things that just made me raise my eyebrows. Okay. The verses that Sophie Turner went on to date with someone, and, like, I'm shook at who it is.

Do you know who it is? Chris Martin. Yeah, she went on a secret date with the Cole play frontman, Chris Martin. So apparently they went on a secret date. They had a night out together a week after her on-again-off-again relationship with Peregrine Pearson

and did in, late September. So Sophie Turner and the British aristocrat split after attending a high society wedding together where they were seeing bickering and arguing between feverish snogs on the dance floor. And then a week later, Sophie Turner and Chris Martin apparently went on a date. There's really

not a lot of information about who, what, when, where, why, how. But just this year of fact that they went on a date, let's discuss. That is so interesting. It's like, it's really crazy. Like, everyone in Hollywood dates each other. I know. I just want to say I'm not down. Not because I don't like this pairing. Like, we could get into the pairing, but I liked her dating the British aristocrat. I thought that was

made sense for her. Unique. Different, not like other girls. And I like him and Dakota Johnson. I know they were on again, off again, but to me, they're endgame. I like him in Dakota Johnson, and I like Tiffey Turner and Joe Jonas. I'm still at the restaurant. Oh, girl, get up.

I'm still at the check. I'm still at the restaurant. Like, I know, like, they got divorced. Like, I understand. I love him. I love him. I just want to say, I've always been, like, obsessed with Joe Jonas. No, you have.

You've always been a Joe girl from day one. And if you read my book, you know that, like, he was the first famous person to follow me on Instagram. And DMed you. Yeah, I also need to, like, write a second book till I've heard me now that he unfollowed me. He did. And I'm not entirely sure when, and I was really upset. I feel like you guys had, like, a friendship. I literally saw him, like, a little while ago.

Like, I was like, oh, he unfollowed me. I'm not saying hi to him. And he kept up to me. I'm like, but you unfollowed me. I don't think people like, no. I'm sorry. I don't. And also, like, I feel like he has like a social media manager.

And, like, you know, he consciously followed me. Just like, thank you for making me feel better, trying to make me feel better. But he unfollowed me. Whatever, I didn't mean to make the story about me. Do you think that Sophie Turner is going to be like co-parenting with Goop? You know, because that's what Dakota was doing. Right. Well, I mean, but Chris Martin's going to have to be co-parenting with Joe.

Vice versa. Wait, cold play, by the way, I'm going to say something big. Joe to suppose they're the co-play of our generation. By the way, I agree. I'm obsessed with this story. Also, can we talk about them for a second? Let's talk about Kevin releasing a solo song. No, obsessed, finally.

Finally. You know, they're, I actually meant to text her husband. They are coming to the Prudential Center with All American Rejects. Like, they added new dates. Oh, my God. You have to tell Ben. I'll go. I will. I will. I will.

Ben wanted to go see the Jonas Brothers just so he could see the All-American Rejects. And then I had to break the news to him. He could just go to an All-American Rejects concert. Well, I also had to break the news to him that they actually weren't opening. Yeah. Yeah, I have to say, this tour, like the marketing, it's working. In the Kreeab. And it's working.

And, like, I feel like they learned a lot because they've, like, chronically been on tour since they came back together. Yeah. And Happiness Begins Tour rocked. We went. We saw it. It was fun for me. In our roads. They're in the suits.

It's like amazing. Yeah. Then they had a second tour. I'm pretty sure it was kind of a flop. Their comeback has been very interesting. It's been filled with like lots of peaks and lots of valleys. Like, Sucker being the biggest song ever. And then I feel like they couldn't get arrested for a little while.

Yeah. So I'm happy that this concert is really paying off for them. Same. So to the point, like I'm buying tickets. I want to go. And also their choices in people to bring on has been incredible. Like, yes, Demi Lovato, for sure, Jordan Sparks Love. They brought on Ben Rector.

And they sing brand new. I love that song. I love that song. I just know people in the audience were like, thought they were getting Temalovato and they got Ben Rector. I would have been happier. with Ben Rector. Whoa.

It's a Carnival Cruise commercial. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, so good. Uh, so good. They brought out Bright Young. It's been, I feel really effective also in, I haven't really been keeping up, like, in the last couple of years,

but, like, new Jonas Brothers music. I like listen to the hits. I have added some to my liked. Oh, like what? Celebrate tonight. That song is so good. So good. We made it through all of the years

and all of the tears. And then also, Love Me to Heaven. Are you familiar? Oh, so good. Give me everything but it ain't enough. Get them win around like a stupid dad. So good. So good.

So I was like to say Sophie Turner and Chris Martin. Oh, right. They went on the date. I actually feel like they're not compatible. I don't think they're compatible. I think she's just, you know, post-breakup, going out with people, figuring out what she wants, what she likes, what she doesn't like. Yeah, I feel like he's, like, really low-key. Yeah.

And, like, calm. And she's like... And she feels, like, really fun. Yeah. And, like, Wild, but that, I feel like wild has a negative connotation. I mean, in a positive way. I don't feel like I could see them, I could see them going on a date and, like, not liking each other. Like, her going home, texting her friends being like, he was so weird.

But, by the way, like, that is so annoying. Like, you go on one, like, a first date, and it's in the fucking news. Like, that is. I know, you don't like to talk about your dating life publicly, but can I tell everybody the funniest thing that you told me? Which one? Oh, yeah, that one, because that's not in play anymore. Okay, Margo went on his date with so. And they got, what was it, like, cocktails?

Cocktails. at a bar and like the seating setup was like a high top table. Not a high top. Oh, so just regular top? Yeah, regular top. And on one side was a booth. Uh-huh. And the other side was a stool.

Correct. And the guy took the booth. And like, it feels a little faking gay. It feels a little faking gay. And it is weird that the other chair was a stool and not a chair with a back. Of course. But you should ever go back to this place again. And also like you should offer.

Of course. To give it up. And by the way, we had played Pick, not to make matters first, we had played pickle that day. And I like kind of pickle ball. Pickle ball. Yeah. Okay. And I had kind of like thrown out my back a little bit.

So then I was injured. I was injured and then I was like sitting on the stool. And the stool had no back? No back. And I should have just said something like, hey, can I sit? No, you shouldn't have to say it. Okay, yeah, fine. I agree.

I thought I was like maybe being bitchy. And then after sitting there for two hours with my back like that, I woke, I got up and I said to him. I was like, oh, my back is killing me. He didn't even pick up on it. Oh my God. And you never saw him again. I never saw him again. There are other reasons too.

That's honestly the crazy, you don't need other reasons. I know. I agree. I didn't know if I was being like so, like picky. Yeah. But every person I told was like, that's crazy. That's insane. I know.

That's such a bad note to start out. And I do have to say, though, now that like I've never really thought about that. And now when I go on dates, I like, it's like the first thing I think about when it's that sort of situation. How does the person react? And every person has been like, hey, do you want the booth? No, but also that means that he like sat down first. Oh, sorry. He got there first.

Yeah. So he sat in the booth first. I got there. He was sitting in the booth. And like sometimes that'll happen. And then they'll get up and be like, oh, you want the booth. And I always say, yeah, I do. Of course.

But that didn't happen. That's really insane. At least he was on time if I'm like looking for, you know. Yeah. Some redeeming qualities. Are you ready for our next story? Haley Bieber went on a podcast. And it was like, does you random podcast?

She must be friends with this guy. And there's actually like a lot of cute clips going around. And one of the clips that's going around is her like being really open about what procedures she's had done. Yes. So apparently Haley Bieber confirmed she has never had Botox in her face, but she has revealed the treatments that she's she does get. So the road founder appeared on the In Your Dreams podcast Friday to discuss her parenting journey, her nepo baby, internet theories, and of course all things beauty. She said, I don't have any Botox except in my jaw for TMJ, which doesn't affect the way you look. Agreed. But I have no Botox

in my face. I made a commitment to myself that I wasn't going to do any Botox until I was in my 30s. When I get there, I'll see if I even want to do it. So this is me finding out Haley Bieber is younger than me. That's very interesting. Yeah, I mean, she got married to 21. Beber also added that she's following the lead of her mom. Right. Who's never gotten any wrinkle relaxing injections. My mom does nothing to her skin and she looks insane. But she said she's very diligent with her skincare routine,

which of course she has to say is the founder of a skincare brand. There are a couple of treatments that she does that she really likes. I want to start doing them. Apparently is so painful. PRP, which is platelet-rich plasma, which is when they take blood from your arm, they spin it, and then they might wringle it back into your face. That's when you see, like, pictures. with celebrities that have like blood in their face.

Yeah, I think Kim does it. In addition to getting her own plasma needleed back into her face, she's also a fan of PRF, platelet rich fibrin injections where they take your blood. It's called easy gel. Basically, they heat it and then cool it. It kind of makes your blood like a gel consistency and then you inject it.

So I've done that, which I love. I've injected into my smile lines. I've injected it under my eyes. The substance is from your own body. She can trust it unlike other injectables like Botox. I saw her say that and that makes sense. It's like kind of like making your own Botox out of your blood. Yeah, genius.

Yeah, so like it's not like she's had nothing done, which makes me feel better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so pretty. She is so gorgeous. Like, one thing about me, like, if Haley Bieber has no fans, I'm dead.

I've passed away. No, I'm so with you. I just love her. There's, like, nothing about her that I dislike. That I dislike. Like, I think she is so cool. I think she is so, like, low-key, funny.

Funny. Funny. Like, I just, like, want to, like, I feel like you can. Like, I need you to hang out with her. You know, not to be like the most annoying girl on the planet. I have. But like I want to hang out with her in like a more relaxed setting.

I felt really relaxed when I hung out with her. I feel like she felt relaxed too. Yeah. No, she likes you. She does. And she is so sweet. And like not to like be that person, but I have met her a couple times at these road events. And like obviously every time I'm like you have no fucking idea.

No, and it's also her brand. So like she's going to be like so nice to everyone. And like at the most recent one like we like made eye contact and she's like, look. I mean she's like, and I'm like, that can't be to me. I like go like that. And she and I was like. No, it was to me. And then she's like, oh, God, hi, how are you?

It's so good to see you. And I was like, I don't know if you're saying that to everyone, but it feels really personal. And, like, I'm just going to pretend that you remember me. And don't yuck my yumb. Don't yuck my fucking y'am. Because, like, she's obviously here at this event. She knows everybody's been invited. So she's always saying that.

And that's what celebrities do. They say nice to see you. No, I know. But it felt like she, like, she, like, remembered that we've, like, met. And I think, like, I think she, like, I'm your sister. She definitely did. Like, like, I'm making it about you now. I just love her.

I just love her. I just want to be her in every sense of the word. Did you see she went to a concert over the weekend with Justin and he finally shaved his beard and everyone's so excited about it and then Kendall was there too? Yes. And you see Kendall also opened the Vogue World Fashion Show wearing the life of a show. No, literally. Can we talk about Vogue World also?

Yeah, we can. But like what is it? No, that's why. I can't talk about Vogue because I don't know what it is. I do have to say one mean thing. I love Gracie Abrams. Everyone knows I love her music. Bitch can sing.

It wasn't good. It wasn't even that outfit. That's not her fault because Vogue puts you in whatever. But every time I see a video of Gracie Abrams singing, it's bad. It's weird, though, because I've seen her, like, many a time, and she was good. I know, and I feel bad for her because she's, like, never beating the Nepo baby allegations because, like, she can't sing. And then it turns out that, like, Audrey wrote that whole song, you know? But, like, she can sing.

She can sing. But I don't know. Also, you see that video of, oh, I watched this 100 times where I went to bed. The video of Haley B were, like, getting there sitting down and saying hi to Miley's high, and then Gwyneth Paltrow. I did. I loved it. Also, like, everyone's obsessed with Haley.

Like, everyone wanted Haley. Haley is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel like people aren't ready to talk about that yet. Oh. Because everyone loves Gwyneth now, right? But I remember what it was like to be a Gwyneth fan when everyone was hating Gwyneth, conscious uncompleting, vagina smelling candles.

Everything she did was like crazy whatever. But now everything Gwenneth used to do 10, 15 years ago is the standard of wellness, like being gluten-free, green-free. Totally. She was doing that stuff first. And Haley gets so much hate. Like, we talk about it all the time of the podcast. She's like literally the most hated woman.

It's insane. It's insane. It's insane. And she really is this generation's Gwen of Paltrow. Oh, I'm aligned. I mean, I love her. Like, seriously. What's your favorite road product, Satchie?

Ooh. The glazing milk. The glazing milk. I would agree. So Queen looked gorgeous on this podcast. Yeah, like that outfit. I need that shirt now. It's just like a regular shirt.

You would see that shirt at like H&M and you would not buy it. No, but now I need it. I know. Are you ready for her third story? that's actually really shaking me in my boots, and I have to kind of, like, unthink and unlearn everything I've already known. Because Katie Perry and Justin Bieber...

Justin Chudeau. Stop. Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau have made their first public appearance. They're celebrating her birthday in Paris. And I don't know if you saw the video of them leaving the restaurant and the paparazzi going wild. I ship. Unfortunately, I ship.

You ship. And I've been really tough because, like, Justin Chudeau is a big loser, and so is Katie Perry. But so, it makes sense. First of all, like, I just, I loved... Like, I saw the video. It was... I know.

Did you see the video? I did. When she took the flower? Yeah, maybe I think she took flowers. Yeah. But I was more so looking at them just like getting into this van. And I don't know, it was giving ship. Is he currently the prime minister?

No. It's not stupid because when I first heard this story, I was like, don't you have better things to do, like run your country? Right. Well, actually, he doesn't have better things to do because he is not the active prime minister. Yes, he is. Some could say he's unemployed. He's a boy with no job. He's boy with no job.

Got it. I mean, listen, I feel like Katie Perry is really in this era of like finding herself and like, Sure. Going on these, you know, side quests. Yeah. And Dustin Trudeau is her current side quest. And you know what? All I have to say is justice for by the grace of God.

By the grace of God, there was no other way. Yeah. Sure. I also like that she's 41 and he's 53, like very age appropriate on both of their behalf. She was dating Orlando Bloom, who's like universally beloved to everyone in Hollywood loves him. I forget what is he? Like Lord of the Rings or one of those, like Pirates of the Caribbean things.

And I just feel like it's hard to date someone who's like so beloved and like you're kind of hated. So where does she go from here? Right. And she went like so sideways. Okay, okay, ex prime minister. But you know what? I'm telling you, I feel like it's the beginning of a comeback for her. I saw, first of all, she's also so skinny.

She's so skinny. She's never looked better. She looks amazing. She's having like the Ozambic Steve Levine moment. And by the way, my epic Steve Levine moment is coming and you bitches better be fucking ready. I saw a clip of Kim like talking about how good Chris looks. She's like, I'm just so glad. like now I know what to do like when it's my turn.

Steve Levine. Steve Levine and Ozambic, like, same. Speaking of Steve Levine, Lindsay Lohan, I watched Freakier Friday last night. Oh, I haven't, I've been meaning to. How was? So let me tell you it was so cute. Okay. I feel like they really honored the old movie.

Jamie Lee Curtis is hilarious. Like I guess it's a comedy. She's hilarious. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah. So we have something really stupid to say. Wait, we knew Jamie Lee Curtis was funny.

Yes. Okay. But isn't, isn't Jamie Lee Curtis, Sue Silvester? Get out. Like, please. Get out Get the fuck out This is a pop culture podcast

Let me think Get the fuck out Please Who please? Who please Sue Sylvester? How? Oh only the hardest working woman in Hollywood Jane fucking Lynch

So Okay can you see how I would maybe Get out Maybe get a little confused You come to me On the day of my daughter's wedding Are you kidding? me? Sorry, sorry, I get confused sometimes. No, she's not. It's Jamie Lee Curtis. But I do think we thought,

who's the one that's friends with Ariana Grande? Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, my God. That's not one thing of. I'm telling you Jamie Lee Curtis and Ariana Grande have a relationship and Jamie Lee Curtis is funny. Anyway, let's just, I digress. All is that to say, I actually thought the movie was really cute, except that like the plot, you know, obviously like people are switching bodies. In the original movie, it's Lindsay Lohman and her mom. Yeah. And in In this movie, Lindsay Lowhan switches bodies with her daughter. Okay. Jamie Curtis switches bodies with Lindsay Lohan's future stepdaughter.

And it's so confusing. It's four people switching bodies. It was too many people. That's too many people. But I feel like they honored the original movie in such a funny way. Chad Michael Murray was in it. It was so hilarious. They had the original music, except they didn't play.

You're it. You're the ultimate. It's automatic. I'm sure of it. They played the other song. What's the other one? You got it. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, just give me a second. Yeah, okay. You played the other one. The other one. Do you know the other one? Hold on up. I'm sure I'll know the other one when you... The band was called Pink Slip.

Inevitably start singing it. Pink Slip. Take me away. I want a shout out. Take me away away. I mean, you obviously don't know. It's a stop saying. No, no, I do.

I do. You're just like singing different verses at the same time. So they should have sang Ultimate. But other than that, like, I thought the movie was like, really fabulous. A little boring. It went on a little long in the tooth. Yeah. But it was really good. Katie Perry's and her Steve Levino's Empigaro. That was good. And we all should strive to be there. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm happy for her. Because I was a hater, but seeing this picture, but Katie Perry has a way of just like posing with her boyfriends that makes me believe it's like the greatest. Let me see. Okay, so, because look at this picture. Like, oh, like OTP. Right. Right. And if you ever see the picture of Katie Perry wearing that green sea foam dress at the Grammys, one of.

and she was dating John Meyer and he's wearing the blue velvet suit. Like no two people have ever been suited for one another in a better, more impactful way. Right. So I just think she, like, pose as well. Where is John Meyer? Dating an influencer. And it's not me.

Like, it's devastating. Right, I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. We have two more stories about two of your boyfriends. I feel like, tell me if I'm right, and I'm going to cut to ads in a second, but just give me a second. Are your boyfriends confirmed Hugh Jackman and Zach Efron?

No. Both of your greatest showman. You don't. Jackman and Miles Teller. Okay, don't tell Kelly. No, I know. I know, and I love Kelly. I do.

Sounds like you don't, actually. No, sorry, sorry. No, like, I do love her. I was going to be like, I like saw her over the summer. Because you're like annoying. Yeah, yeah. No, I love her so much and so I'm happy for her. And does she know that you want her man?

No, I don't like want her man. She listens to the toast. So Kelly, stay away from Margot. No, no, no. I like, literally, I feel like Kelly's used to everybody. No, by the way, I saw her and she was like, snatch her. Like, dead ass. No, she's an OG toast story.

No, I love her. And for that, like, I'm literally so happy for you. I'm having a coxidina flare up. Where's your pillow? Satchy. Did you like my video I made this morning? I met my clue. Yeah, I was cracking up because when I was watching us.

I thought it was like going to be hard. Not everybody getting it. Obvious. Why the fuck would you have a satchel? I know, but like, it was also giving briefcase. I don't know. Yeah, well, also corporate. No, but I was watching it.

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Head to Bearbells.com to try the sweet cherry, pineapple sunrise, or wild strawberry, charers. Or you can try all three flavors, you know, don't let me stop you. Chars. All right, Margo, are you ready? Yes. Okay, so we talked about Dancing with the Stars a little bit. Obviously, Dylan Efron is on. They did friends and family.

I have been saying that I think there's something going on with Dylan and Zach. Okay. The fact that he wasn't there, but his dedication night was to the sister. Yeah. And so while you don't have to dedicate it to Zach, but your sister's there, so why wouldn't your brother be there? Right. So Dylan Ephron has revealed why Zach has been absent from the Dancing with the Stars ballroom. And let me tell you saying a whole bunch of nothing.

I know. Dylan Ephron can bet on his brother, Zach Efron, support even from afar, according to Enus, who's buying this and I'm not. Dylan has two-stepped his way into week seven of Dancing with Stars, but during his journey so far, his older brother has been consciously absent from the ballroom. As far as the Traders' alum sees it, he still feels a love from his high school musical brother. Hey, he's doing his thing, Dylan told Extra. Fans of the show were perhaps more shocked to not see their,

to not see the brother for dedication week. The younger brother, Henry, was there. The sister was dancing. But he just says that, like, Zach is... Doing his thing. Busy. Busy, but supporting from afar. Okay, but here's the thing is like, I mean, obviously, I don't know what's going on with

Zach Ephron. Like, maybe he's, like, on location shooting something. I don't know. Because from what I gather, I do think that they spend a lot of time together, like, doing, like nature stuff. Right. They aren't, like, they have that Netflix show, Zach Ephron, Into the World or whatever. I do think they have, like, a pretty good relationship.

I think they are together a lot, which is weird that he's not there. But, like, maybe he's, like, filming something? Like, I don't know. So I agree. But I feel like up until. recently they had a good relationship because maybe like the dynamic of Zach being the star and Dylan being like you know subplot that you know Zach was comfortable with that but Dylan's a big star you know he was on the tonight show is that like what would happen with us if like I became

really famous yeah like I wouldn't be able to handle it yeah no like they've had this dynamic right yes and it's easy for Zach to like be magnanimous and have his brother on his show because his brother wasn't threatening his position I'm telling you something where it's going on or Zach Efron is like So, like, I don't know, he doesn't give me, like, the snob vibes. Maybe he just, like, doesn't want to be on Denzy with the Stars. He thinks it's lowbrow. But, like, it's not, actually. It's the biggest show on TV.

It's not. Everyone's talking about it. Like, huge stars go on it. Like, but that's also where I'm like, what does Zach have going on right now? That's the other thing. He's not sort of, you know. It's like, he's, like, booked in busy as far as we know. Unless.

And he lives in L.A., like, you know, it's weird. You won't convince me. People are like, no, it's not weird. You won't convince me that's something like fishyy is not going on. Or like, listen, I don't follow Zach up on social media, so I don't really know social media activity. But like, is he posting? Like, I just feel like he's not.

Text Dillon 21523. Who are you voting for? Because everyone knows I'm voting for Andy. I vote Alex. I vote Robert. Really? Yeah, he's so cute. What did you know about Robert?

Irwin? Yeah. I know all the things. I know what? He's also part of the debt dot club. Oh, that's why you vote for him. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sick in the head. Yeah. I vote. Whitney and I vote, who am I forgetting? Like Andy sometimes, but part of me is like, I think he wants to go home. Oh, Margo's convinced it, like, we're holding him there, like hostage and he like, you know, wants to go home. I don't think that's the case.

I think he wanted to do it. It's fun, like, blah, blah, but like, I'm sure his knees hurt, his back hurts. Like, it's hard. Okay, Ageist. I'm not. He's wearing a knee brace in every, two knee braces in every fucking thing. Agist queen. That's my sister.

I know it's his birthday tomorrow, so now everyone's going to be like trying to keep him there for his birthday, but I think a birthday gift would be like, hey, we love you. You can go home. now. Did you see Jen Affleck? You know Jen from Dancing with the Stars. I know I love her. I feel about that like everyone's forgetting. She's like on. I know. Well, she, I guess Ben, who's been watching Dancing with the Stars with Me, has been talking

about Dancing with Stars on his podcast. So when they had John Stamos on last week, Ben just started talking about Dancing with the Stars and they were talking about Jen Affleck. And Jen saw it and posted on her Instagram story. She was like so excited. Not Ben being on Jen's story. No, literally. And so Ben was everywhere because of John Stamos. I know. One thing, Jackie calls

Ben, Faris Gump. Just finds himself in the middle of like historic events. It's so true. That's literally been. Not in being in the middle of like Selena. Remember Selena Gomez and kidney. Crancia? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think happen with Selena and her kidney donor? Because you know the kidney donor wasn't at the wedding. No, I know. I don't, okay, I think that they really kind of fucked up by like saying that they were like best friends when this happened. Oh, you think like they wrote a narrative that was not true. That was not true. Because I think if it was just like Selena really needed a kidney and like she, someone who was like an old friend, someone in her

life like was a match and gave her kidney. That's an amazing story. That doesn't mean necessarily that and I'm sure she was well compensated for it like I don't think she I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not I don't think she did and so like I just want to say like you're actually not allowed to receive money for a you're not yeah like it has to be a donation that you go through a lot of like therapy social work before you donate an organ to someone you cannot be compensated financially oh even if it's like private yeah like a private donation you're not allowed oh so then I don't know. Interesting. I don't know. I just think they made it seem like they were best friends. And so then everyone at any time that it feels like a best friend should be involved, they're like,

but where was Francia? Sure. Yes, I agree. Like that's why one time when Selena said like her only real friend in the industry is Taylor, Francia was like, well, this hurts. Well, it's like, okay. Are you in the industry? Well, that too. But not inviting your kidney donor the woman who saved your life to your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know. Your wedding is like a celebration of your life. I just feel like if it was like such a big deal, like why we would, wouldn't Selena, because Selena knows that that's going to be a big thing. So why wouldn't she just invite her? Like, she knows people are going to say it.

Yeah, because I think they have beef. That's why. But like about the kidney? So, or do you think, like, the theory is? No. And this is all alleged. Like, I, I, you don't mess with Selena. No. So this is all alleged, but apparently, um, what people say online is that

Selena got the kidney and then didn't treat her body in a way that you should after you receive a kidney you know she vapes and she drinks liquor they say and that's like I don't know she's like not a party girl She does vape I saw her vaping on her wedding day So real so jealous

stressful Okay now can we talk about the metal story Your boyfriend? Yeah So we've been following Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster's like very low key relationship like the timeline Maybe's not great But they have made their first public appearance

They walked a red carpet together Nearly a year after going public With their romance So they had a very special date night Over the weekend, the Tony Award-winning actors made their red carpet couple debut at the L.A. premiere of his new film, Song, Sung, Blue. Dressed in coordinating black outfits, or it's not coordinating. They just both were black. She wore a slip dress with spaghetti traps. He kept it crisp in a little black suit. He stars in a movie alongside Kate Hudson. I didn't know that. The two are playing real-life Milwaukee-area-couple, Mike and Claire Sardina, who formed the band Lightning and Thunder in tribute to Neil Diamond. I have literally no idea what this movie is about. I didn't even know Kate Hudson had a new movie out. But he... walk the carpet with his girl. I mean, I think them as a couple makes the most sense. Yeah, but what about Deborah Ann Furness?

Well, I mean, I never understood that. Relationship, why? And that's where I'm going to leave it. Why? It just... It was nice that, like, he had this, like, OG wife. For sure. No. Yeah, for sure.

It just, like, really didn't make sense to me that, like, he started dating someone, like, 20, 30 years his senior when he was, like, 20. Well, it's admirable. that they never broke up even though he became the biggest star in the world. No, no, no. By the way. Is she that much older than him? Yeah. It's like a crazy.

It's kind of like Aaron Taylor Johnson. Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is, Deborah. Free Alan Taylor Johnson, am I right? Free him. Oh, sorry, I'm being so dramatic. I take back everything I said. She's 69 and he's 57. That's not that crazy.

Right. I thought it was literally 30 years. Yeah, no. I think people just like expected him to like get famous and dump her. No, and he didn't. Until he did. until he did. I know, but they seemed so strong.

Yeah, well, because, you know, despite everything, you saw his concert, right? Yes. The fact that Hugh Jackman's on tour is, like, so weird to me. He's singing songs, like, from his life. Residency, random sporadic residencies at Radio City. Like, I don't think he's moving, leaving New York. He's saying, I actually think he is leaving New York, first of all.

He's saying, you know, a bunch of songs from Greatest Showman. A bunch of songs from Le Maiz, a bunch of songs from Music Man. And then it really was, it was like a one-man show, but it was really like... He like dances and sings and throws fire in the air. And does like jump rope. Like it's like a whole thing. As a consumer of like the greatest showman I was in heaven.

How many greatest showman songs did he sing? He's saying the other side. He's saying from now on. I do feel like he's saying this is me. Even though it's like not his son to sing. Right. Exactly. And a million dreams.

And then he had brought someone out to sing Never Enough. With him or just like he sat and watched? Like he gave someone a moment. He needed a break. He needed a break. So yeah, he'd say. Setton Foster, we know this, but they are out and about now. And while I'm not like crazy about the timeline of things, I am choosing to look past it because

these two are perfect for each other. They are perfect for each other. Like they make so much sense. Like OTP, I, yeah, like, love them. You watched younger. Yeah, I did. Are you Charles or Josh? Charles.

Yeah. So we always talk about this on the toes. Peter Herman. Yeah, of course. Like Gen Z, like people at your age, like they want Josh. And like she chose, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. Charles. Josh.

Wait. Oh, did I not finish her show? Well, she chose Josh. Yeah, by the way, I know. Oh, my goddamn bitch. Yeah, obviously, like, Charles was the one. Charles was the one. Oh, I love Charles.

Peter Herman has acted in, like, all of your an hour favorite shows. Like, if you could marry any version of Peter Herman, which one would it be? Is it Charles? Is it Peter himself? Mariska's husband? He plays the lawyer on Law & Order SVU.

He was also in sex in the city. Like, what version? Charles. the Charles version. You know, has been, like, taking over my Before You page.

Who? Edits of Mariska and... Peter? No. Stabler. Stabler. And, but, like,

their friendship, I guess they both went on Amy Poller's podcast, and it was, like, side by sides of it. That's really cute. And it was, like, they're so funny.

Like, she just, like, he, like, was doing the podcast, and she kept trying to FaceTime him, and she texted him, like,

why the fuck aren't you answering my FaceTime? And then they, like, face-time, and she's like, are you naked? Like, they're just funny. My for you page is currently filled with edits to Taylor Swift's father figure of Desperate Housewives,

mostly Marcia Cross. Speaking of, I cannot believe we've done this whole podcast. We haven't talked about T. Lois. And we haven't talked about Tiloas and have you issued a statement yet. I don't know if I said it on the podcast, but on the podcast I did make fun of Margot for six. Like she ranked her top five Tiloas, Taylor Swift Life of a Showgirl songs. And she put Honey on there. Me and Jackie were like laughing her because honey's like the worst song.

And you know what? I've had a change of heart. It's actually pretty good. Let's say in the count of three what we think the worst song on TILAWS is. Wait, I need to give me a second. Because it changes. Can I look for a second?

Thank you. We're going to do our best and our worst. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's easy. Jump back in, Life of a Showgirl. It's going to be. Oh, okay. Three, two, one.

Elizabeth Taylor. Okay. And the best song, three, two, one. The Life of a Showgirl. Okay. Yeah. So we're not. So we're not aligned. So we're not aligned at all.

Um, Sati, I know you have a busy day, so I'm going to let you go, but I cannot thank you enough for starting this maternity leave with such pargy energy. I'm so happy to be here. Please promote. Do what you have to do. I'll come back whenever you want, especially if it's in the studio. Sati will be, will be back for me. Um, uh, yeah, just like, follow me on Instagram at Margostrae and TikTok and just like engage with my things and click my links and just like love me forever. And just like love me forever. And like, if you see my reels videos, uh, that are ads, like please engage with them because they've been flopping. Oh, not the begging for ad likes.

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