The Toast - Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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Chameit's free weekend. It was all of those things. I forgot we celebrated. How could you forget? The passing over of Passover. We had two faders this weekend. We kind of celebrated the passage of time. We definitely did as we always do.

2000 years strong and we're still celebrating. We are celebrating by struggling, and that is the eternal Jewish mission. Yeah, but we're celebrating our freedom. It was kind of like a big weekend, lots going on. It was Passover, it was Coachella, it was the Masters. The Masters, weirdly, I'm at a point in life where the masters

Have inundated me almost as much if not more than Coachella like I tell you I'm obsessed No, I I really enjoyed it's very relaxing comfort their comfort creators those guys a thousand percent We watched both days like Ben's obsessed. This is like his And you know what? I was kind of open to it. Like it was, like you said, very beautiful vistas, bucolic courses, good vibes, very handsome young men. What's that to like? Yeah, and then I was getting a lot of things in my algorithm of like master's fun facts.

Me too, Caroline Mosniakki and Rory McIlroy. And the golf reporter and. The golf reporter, yes. I meant more so like the no cell phones, the prices of the food. Oh yeah, yeah, I thought a poopy and jet. The tradition, they're like Tevye, tradition. So many of the things that you win

aside from the $3.6 million, which you really can't put a price on that. Everything else is like- Glory. It's glory, it's like you get a locker room in the PGA thing and they don't even have enough lockers. So you like share with former winners, including those who are deceased.

So they don't really use it. You can play the course whenever you want. Like, okay, cool. No, it's seriously like so kind of like rich and old. You get a jacket that you have to give back a year later. No, you don't. Yes, you do. But they were all wearing their jackets.

Like all the winners showed up. I don't think that's true. I saw you got to keep it for a year. I got all of these things. But Jackie, that's not true because Scotty Scheffler, who was one like the last couple of years, the previous winner gives it to the new winner and he was wearing his own coat while giving one.

Because his year is about to be up. No, all the people behind him, all the previous winners were wearing, that's definitely not true, Jackie. I need to show you what I read. It was really crazy. Like they write your name in gold on the jacket. And then, okay.

No, they don't, definitely don't. Masters jacket. Do you, fun facts. Fun facts. Oh, by the way, let's not waste time. Let's just ask Google Gemini. Does the winner of the masters have to return the jacket that they win?

No, everyone knows that the winner of the Masters have to return the jacket that they win? The Masters winners get... No, everyone knows that the winner of the Masters receives a green jacket to wear off-site for one year as the raining off-site. Yeah, then they can only wear it on-site. Oh no, no, it's still theirs. Oh yeah, but it's stored at the club. Okay, so- They can't take the jacket with them.

They can't take the jacket home, but it does belong to them. But that's so crazy. So they have like special events, dinners and things that you can show up to and wear your coat. But you can only get dressed once you're there because the jacket can leave the premises. That's a little crazy.

In recent years, Augusta has begun presenting winners with a replica jacket that they may keep, allowing them to commemorate their victory even after bringing the original back. Oh, that's sweet, thanks. No, Claudia, it's really- Okay, like calm down, that's sweet. Thanks. No, quite. Okay, like calm down. It's a blazer. There's a lot of replicas.

So the big trophy, the winner again, of course can't have it. They get their named engraved on it and they will get a replica trophy, a smaller one that's like a, and the trophy is the shape of the Augusta Clubhouse. I'm sure they have their reasons, but like who would want to win this tournament?

Like. Well, don't forget the millions. Of course, and you know that your caddy gets like a nice slice of the pot. And what's crazy is like, okay, so say you come in second, you really can't play at this golf course whenever you want, even though you came in second. No, I had a thought about people who come in second,

let me tell you, because the whole thing with golf is like you keep your score down, right? You want to be like the lowest under. I know that from friends' Instagram stories. So, it's just crazy to golf is like, you keep your score down, right? You want to be like the lowest under. So it's just crazy to me that like you can have like, okay, let's say it's a par three. You have to get to the hole in the ball in three shots. And on your second shot, you get it within like an inch of the hole.

Like you still get the same score as the person who got it in like the regular three, but like, you played so much better. It's like, there's no emphasis or value on doing better. Do you know what I mean? Oh, that doesn't bother me so much. It took you, it's just like, how many shots did it take you to get it in the hole?

What those shots looked like? No, it's like you don't get rewarded for excellency. Like it's just so, it's so simple. It's kind of communist. The person who shot it close to the hole, but didn't get it in, right? Their third shot is not gonna be really easy. Like boom.

But of course, the second one should have went in. Say they shot it in the sand and then they still get it in on three and they got it out of the sand. They did something impressive. But that means their first shot was terrible. But their second shot was impressive. Yeah, it just feels like there's no,

like somebody, like when they do like trick shots and it's like from all the way and then it like skirts around, they don't get extra points for like dazzling us. And I'm sure they have- It's like gymnastics. Their reasons, but like when you're kind of close to that, when you're in the putting zone,

why do they hit a curve ball? Like why not a straight shot? Okay, I was asking them that too. So they know, and that's what the caddy's job is, is to like tell you everything about this hole. They're on certain angles. The wind is going one way. So like, yes, they will hit it left.

I'm like, bitch, the hole is to the right. But then it starts to swerve, right? It's like a, it's a way of testing the elements, you know? Sometimes it's on an incline, sometimes it's on a decline. Sometimes the wind is really bad. And I just think those big books in their back pocket are hindering their play. I think that they should not have to bend down

and pick up their own balls. Every time the ball is in the hole, I'm like, oh my God, your knees. Like that would, when I played golf like three times, that was the hardest part. Like keep having to like bend down and pick up your ball. And these are like older gentlemen because golf is sort of, you know, anyone can play.

You don't have to be like young and sprightly. And I was worried about their knees and their backs. Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought it was crazy they're walking the course. Isn't the whole point a golf cart? I said that to Ben too. I said, why no golf cart? He's like, well, that's not how the game was invented.

And again, these are storied traditions. They didn't have golf carts back in the day. No, that makes sense. And like you should be a little physically fit. Like, can you walk the course? I said the same thing. I'm like, it's a sport. You have to be able to walk.

These days you get a golf cart because it's a hobby and we're here to have fun. Leisure. But this is like champions. Can you walk? No, I wanna say I was like keeping up with who was like winning and stuff. And I really am not like a Rory McElroy fan,

even though if you know the Turdy Rory McElroy lore. Turdy Rory McElroy lore. At that time I made up a story that I sat next to him on the first class flight home from Scottsdale. I just got like really toxic vibes from him. Before I knew like his sorted personal history, which you know, has no bearing on him as a golf player, I just like really was not wanting him to win.

Mostly because he wasn't representing America. And the person in number two spot like pretty much the entire time. No, he was in the second spot, like only at the end. Bryson DeChambeau was in. DeChambeau, but then he DeChambeau. No, and he's so hot. He DeChambeau'd in his pants.

He is so hot. And he was representing America. He took DeChambeau on the course. And I said, that's my player. And I just like, I was like, I'm not worried. I know he's gonna get it together. He's like, he's gonna represent America, you know, the red, white and blue.

And it took a big, yeah, took a big DeChambeau right in the middle of the course. He was second when I turned it on and then he did one thing wrong, like one mistake and he fell off the leaderboard. He unraveled. Well, that's the thing about like individual team sports, which is what I always think of like with tennis,

if you're like a toxic person, you have to have like a really strong like mindset too. Cause the only person you can blame is yourself. And it's really hard not to like fucking spiral. Like when you make one mistake and that did happen to DeChambeau. And I think that's the type of athlete I would be. I would start like seriously like taking my club

and swinging it, trying to break it in half. You don't have the mental fortitude. You need to be like an astronaut. Well, we're gonna talk about that. We'll talk about the astronauts. Big day. But Rory almost blew it all. He had to go into overtime for nothing.

Yes, that guy rose like at the end, Rory started to get a little comfortable. Like he was playing with Bryson. Bryson was like his duo partner. Bryson was shitting the bed. So we got to, you know, relax a little bit, forgetting that this guy Rose came up from like fifth place and he was crushing.

And I was happy for him because you know, he looked really old and I felt like maybe this was Rose's last chance. Yeah, well actually, oh, and if you win the Masters, you get invited to play back every single year. Even if you're like 90 years old, you can still play in the tournament. But like and if you win the Masters you get invited to play back every single year Even if you're like nine years old you can still play in the tournament, but like oh my god. So like that doesn't go for Rose That's so crazy. He was this close right? Do you know what Rose's first name is literally? He's Whitney Rose's husband I only know their last name McElroy Rose Reid

DeChambeau DeChambeau fell off Scheffler. Okay, well I watched, you obviously watched like the last hour. I watched two whole days. DeChambeau was on the whole time. Scheffler, yes. Scheffler, let's talk about the Scheffler.

But also Rory- He's won the last three years in a row. It's fine. And Rory was history, not, there was no herstory made yesterday. I just want to say, like no herstory in the building. History. No, there was one woman on site, yeah. History because he finally won all the titles.

It took him 11 years. But by the way, herstory was made this morning. Big day for insufferable women. Big, big day. I'm really excited to talk about it, but I don't even want to, that's in the stories. Of course, like our lead story. Of course, of course.

What would you rather talk about first? Cause they're all equally important to me. Coachella or the astronauts? Coachella, just because Katy Perry isn't sufferable. That's the only reason. Okay, okay. And I actually consumed so much Coachella content this week and I was loving watching the swirlies swirl it up

in Palm Springs. I enjoyed what I did see. Looked like everyone had a grand old time. Yes, except for us suffering at home with no bread. How was it going for you? Well, it was good. I've actually been enjoying matzah. Like I know it's not going to last long, but we went out to brunch yesterday and I substituted everything like with matzah. So I had like matzah, lox and cream cheese, matzah and tuna fish. And like so good. I wouldn't want to eat

that all the time, but it was a nice change of pace. No, but it's going to catch up with you. You better be careful. Matzah is a binder. I have a painful one. Yeah, Matzah is known to just tear through the digestive system. Yeah, so I'm just trying to look on the bright side. You know, of course there are things that I'll be missing. But it hasn't hit me yet. I'm really missing my morning bagel.

It hasn't hit me yet. It hit me the second I had to make a meal without bread. Like I'm in hell. I'm sorry. How was your satyrs? It was so nice. Really, you know, some of my favorite songs to sing are Passover songs. And I had a really nice time.

Missed you, obviously. Hated not being together. La Shana Habab Be'erushalayim, you know? Be'erushalayim. And it was nice. It was really nice. It was like a nice long weekend too. Was it nice?

I would say nice is exactly how I would describe it, yeah. Yeah, okay, beautiful. Yeah. Really beautiful. We have a lot to catch up on today, just like the swirl, like the world turned, even though we were commemorating a holiday, others were swirling it up. Yeah, and there was something else this weekend

that I was like, oh, they did that on Coachella weekend. The Masters. I guess the Masters, but I don't think there was one person who was torn between who? Pookie? Pookie and Jet. They're not going to Coachella.

I think that they did. This year? With Paloma. Did they not fly? They went to Augusta. Yeah. And then I saw them on a plane. I thought they were headed to Coachella, but don't. Wait, They went to Augusta. Yeah. And then I saw them on a plane. I thought they were headed to Coachella, but don't.

Wait, I have to go look. I feel like they're so George's strong. Like why on earth would they have any sort of? Because as a content creator, you make a lot of money like at Coachella, it's like a job. Whereas I think getting invited to Augusta is like so fun. But like you're spending your own money to get there. Okay. Oh, they're in Palm Springs.

Yeah. With Paloma. Pookie is a leading influencer for Revolve. She could not miss. Wow. The best. Let's see what the Pooksters was up to. Yeah, I have a lot of catching up to do. I was mostly on TikTok this weekend,

invested highly in the Earl girls. Well, yeah, I really got my Coachella fix vis-a-vis Alex Earl. And I felt like that was really the best window in which to see Coachella. Agreed. Best dress. Not that I saw so many other outfits,

but I loved her looks. Even day three, which I know was controversial. I really liked it. Which one was day three? The leopard shirt and the undies. I thought it was so cute. I saw pretty much all the outfits. It's really crazy how like Coachella's styles

have changed so much. Like when it first popped on the scene, it was very like Vanessa Hudgens, right? Like flowers in your hair, flower crown, boho denim jeans. Like it wasn't so glam. And then I think people really took it too far. Like wearing jeans. Okay, you're in the middle of the desert.

And like full glam, crazy ass looks. And now I feel like this year, everybody really tapered it back a little bit. Like it's still very high fashion, but it's a okay, you're in the middle of the desert and like full glam, crazy ass looks. And now I feel like this year everybody really tapered it back a little bit. Like it's still very high fashion, but it's a festival, you know, it's a thousand degrees and you're walking two miles, chill. Most of my influencers, you know, the people in that I follow like didn't go.

Well, it is a younger woman's game. That's what I'm saying. Like my influencers were all aging out of it. Yeah, and it's actually crazy because like Revolve is really a core, like brand of Coachella. When they posted like a bunch of girls at their fest and stuff, I didn't know them.

Right, so like the girls who we all grew up watching going to Coachella with Revolve, like the bloggers and then turned to Instagrammers, not a single one of them was there. It's really, it's all TikTokers now. And it's like the Revolve TikTokers, the same way it was like the Revolve, like the bloggers and then turned Instagrammers, not a single one of them was there. It's really, it's all TikTokers now. And it's like the Revolve TikTokers, the same way it was like the Revolve generation of Instagrammers.

Yeah, which is, I mean, that's the passage of time. And it's so significant. You can't go to Coachella forever. No, actually Vanessa Anne could, but nobody else could. Yeah, there are a handful of people where it's like, if you don't go to Coachella, did Coachella even happen? Correct. And if you live in California, it's different,

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Thank you, Turdi. You're welcome. Our first story, Coachella 2025 is underway, weekend one, Lady Gaga performed. Oh yes. Lisa. I'm just so excited. Lisa, a lot of the White Lotus swirlies

were swirling around. I know, I saw Patrick Schwarzenegger was there and Guy Talk was there and he was watching with Rosé, Lisa's former bandmate. I never understand why Blackpink, they all went off and made their own music that sounds like Blackpink music and they couldn't do it together, but's former bandmate. I never understand why Blackpink, they all went off and made their own music that sounds like Blackpink music and they couldn't do it together, but they're not rivals.

Because they're making more money alone. Like would you want to split it with six other bitches? I guess not. And I think they're doing better solo. I feel like the world, well, the world isn't ready for girl groups and that's what we've seen and they- Yeah, that's true.

Constantly sleeping on them. Yeah, I mean, myself included, I never actively sought out Blackpink music, but it also never made its way to me. Whereas I know a bunch of different Lisa and Rosé songs, like just because they're that popular, you can't ignore them. And Little Mix.

Right. Even Fifth Harmony wasn't appreciated as they should have been in their own time. No, because we clout on them now because it was like the weirdest social experiment ever. It was literally like a Stanford, what is it called? A Stanford prison experiment?

Like one of these psychological things. But at the time- They gave us the hits of a lifetime. Oh my God, you, like name me somebody who has more timeless hits than Fifth Harmony. But you guys weren't ready for them. So instead we have not. I feel like this year in particular

was really celeb filled. Like I know, you know, the classics always go, but it felt like a lot of people went this year. It looked really fun. I guess I definitely watched through the lens of Alex Earl. Like she was who I was checking. I was literally checking her TikTok like a couple of times a day being like, what is she wearing?

Where is she going? She went to Revolve Fest. She did like her sit marks and then her and her friends. She just really, she didn't go with other influencers. Like she hung out with a couple of people, but she was in a house with her boyfriend and her sister and her friends from home, which just looked so fun. And they're real true party girls.

A lot of people go to Coachella, they take their pictures, they post a couple of stories. But she is blackout on her boyfriend's shoulders, home at five in the morning, partying. Yeah, but she did a lot of brand work while she was there, even that OS video, which by the way, I have to get that powder. I have the spray.

Oh, you do, do you have the spray? I have the spray, I need the powder. Like literally, like so influenced by. I feel like she maybe wasn't partying as hard as she would have been otherwise because like she had to be like filming and working. Yes, I think 99% of the work that she had to do was before she started drinking.

Like it was during the day, it was getting ready stuff. We're editing videos like in the car. I like, when did she do all this editing? I imagine she has somebody who helps her with her social media. She can like upload her footage, they'll edit and post it for her, you know? Okay.

I know. Like she's at that level. That's just what I, that's what I hope too. Cause like the reason why. I'm thinking of her in this video about the YouTube live that she's doing. I'm like, I'm nauseous for you. The reason why I think she's so successful

is cause she like, you know, following her, like, she's actually having fun. She looks so fun. She's like with her sister. Like, it's not like phony, influencer-y. It's so fun. So I imagine that she has good systems in place so that she can have fun.

You need systems. You need systems. But another reason why she's such a good influencer is because she's so authentic. And I would never think for one second that someone else was editing this. Yeah, that's also true. So who knows?

Maybe just like her friends were helping her, you know? They should. Kristen and Sally. Sally, get in there. Correct. I know Sally's a toaster. Sally, do you know that song? Yesterday in my life. No, okay, that's actually...

So there's like a thing going on on TikTok with this singer called Role Model. Do you know him? Claudia, of course I know Role Model. You do? No. Oh, okay. But you might know this song.

Heard through the grapevine, she could be a diva. Hotter than soda, faster than a zebra. So literally just that part went viral on TikTok, so I didn't know that there was more song beyond it, but apparently the song is called Sally. Sally, the wine ran out, that's what the song is called.

And he's on tour now, and he's being very Taylor Swift. Every time he goes on tour, he brings somebody out to be the Sally. Okay. And it's the best part of the concert, because everybody loves the song, so he brings out, it's very influencer coded. And it's like the best part of the concert because everybody loves the song. So he brings out, it's very influencer coded. So I've seen him, he brought Fibula out,

he brought Jake Shane and like these teeny boppers, Jackie, they live for it. It's like their Met Gala. Did he bring out Sally and Alex yet? No, he hasn't brought out Alex as a Sally yet. With Sally though. Oh, of course, with the OG Sal. Yeah, of course, of course.

I forgot that's how we got here. So, oh, Alex loves Lady Gaga. She said it was the best performance she's ever seen in her life. That was pretty much what I saw everybody saying about Lady Gaga, that it really covered like her whole discography. She is so talented.

Like, you know, she puts, I mean, not to bring up Gaga five foot two, but like, you know how much she puts into big performances. Like, and know she puts, I mean, not to bring up Gaga five foot two, but you know how much she puts into big performances. And I'm sure there's a documentary coming about her preparing for this, which I'm so ready for. She doesn't do anything half ass, and I heard it was just like so fab with all of her old music, but she incorporated a lot of the mayhem, new music, the looks.

She does everything 100%. We saw her actually at her first Coachella. She had lined, I don't know what fucking year it was. It was so good. It was the Joanne year, right? Yeah. That was like the vibe, which was so us. Yeah, love.

She, I mean, she's a showman. She's a showman. I feel like, I know that there are three headliners, but like the third night is like, isn't that like the biggest headliner? Or it doesn't matter, they're all equal. But Lady Gaga went first. Who was the last night?

I think last night was Green Day. I don't think it was, cause I thought they were the second night, cause then Charlie XCX, did you see she was wearing a sash that said Miss should have been a headliner? Should have been a headliner. And I saw that she was wearing that

on the night of Green Day. Like she performed. Yeah, cause I think she performed before them. On Saturday. No, no, like before in the day. Like an hour before. Okay, but let me just, let me just. And Charlie Exyak saying, should have been a headliner,

like agree to disagree, you know? So I was ready to be like, should have not been, but when Green Day is the headliner instead of her, that was like, no, I'm not gonna say that's the best idea. Okay, so yeah. Oh, I don't agree. Oh, Green Day was Saturday night and Post Malone was last night.

I guess they're all still sleeping and haven't posted anything. Oh yeah, maybe I didn't see one thing from Post Malone. I didn't see one thing. Did he perform? I haven't even seen like write ups this morning. Everyone is still asleep. I literally didn't even know it was Post Malone. That's a really good performer though.

And that, that I could see like him being the closeout, but I don't think that Green Day was such a bad choice. Like that's so Coachella, right? Like they're so genre agnostic. For sure. For like the second to last or third to last, but like to be up there with Post Malone and Gaga. I don't know, Jackie, they've literally been around

and like making hits for like 30 years. And Alex said it was amazing. Oh, she did? Yeah. Okay, well if Alex liked it. Like just, like headliners I think we assume have to be like the most current, but it's also like legacy.

Yeah, yeah. Like I was okay, like I wouldn't have been, like I get it. And it's just like a crazy thing. Like I wouldn't have been like, I, like I get it. And it's just like a crazy thing to say, like should have been a headliner. Like come back. Yeah, really crazy. That's classic Charlie though.

It is. And you have to like sort of love that for her. Yeah. And she played, I don't care. I love it. Is that her song? No, right? She's on it with Icona Pop.

She is? Yeah. So if you're going to play that song. That's actually really impressive. You can headline. And that's a clip that I saw of Kylie and Timothy, which is really my lead story of the weekend. Kylie and Timothy went to Coachella. What was in his backpack?

Okay, I said the exact same thing. Is he camping? Why does somebody who has bodyguards assistance, they have a car right outside, they don't do Coachella the way other people do. No, she had a tiny purse. You literally need a lip gloss and a phone. That's maybe a charger too,

but your bodyguard probably is carrying it for you. Him and his big stupid backpack that was literally bigger than her. He looked so stupid. It was actually ruining all the photos and videos. I'm so curious what's in there. And now I'm wondering, was there even anything in there? Maybe he did it for the look of it,

because he's into fashion too. And that's like a cool festival look to wear a backpack. But it was huge. It was like the type you wear on like a three day hike. Yeah. Mount Everest. Why did he have a backpack? I don't know.

Maybe he was holding like snacks for Kylie. Okay. Let's try and look past the backpack for 30 seconds. Yeah, because I did, because I love them so much. They're so in love. Have they ever had a fight? No. No, and I think this every time we get footage of them, which is, I know they don't do a lot together,

but we low key get a lot of videos of them. They go to weird concerts and stuff. They are so touchy, lovey-dovey. Not like you would expect a couple that's actually been together. How long now? Two years. Right, you touch like that

in the first couple of months, but eventually, you know, we got bills to pay, stop touching me. I'm always so surprised at the level of like PDA and intimacy, and I love that for Kylie. We've never seen that from her. Yeah, but she's definitely like a lovey sensual person. You know, you can see it's like a Kylie initiative. Her love language is physical touch.

1000% and then Travis Scott also performed and I don't think Kylie went because Kendall took Stormaloo. Which is I think perfect. The Kylie doesn't have to go to that. Right, I agree. It's crazy that Travis Scott is performing a festival is like sidebar.

But I'm glad it's a festival with actual infrastructure and like people in place, not what he put together. So it's nice that Kendall took him. And I think Kendall probably likes his music and Stormi should see her dad, but why should Kylie have to go? She's with her new boyfriend. Like, do you think Kylie misses,

like maybe she loves the music or she's happy to not listen to it anymore? No, her music styles have definitely changed. You get into what your man is into. And he just got off of playing Bob Dylan, so he definitely has a really eclectic taste in music. Yeah. I also saw something that was causing some conversations

about Northwest being at Coachella, like with her friends, and like a bodyguard. I imagine that's what young adults in California do. I mean, not with a bodyguard, but with a parent. I feel like at a certain age, what young adults in California do. I mean, not with a bodyguard, but with a parent. I feel like at a certain age, you go to Coachella with your friends and someone chaperones. I don't know what age that is.

She's 11, which I think doesn't get said enough. No, that's really young. That's not young adult. Yeah, she's 11. I feel that way about Blue Ivy too. I think Blue Ivy's 12. When you see her dancing on stage, I got her mom's tour, she looks 16. I have to constantly be reminding myself

that these girls are 11 and 12. That's not even a teenager, okay? So I saw people on TikTok just being like, that's really crazy to be at Coachella without a parent. And I'm sure she was completely safe. I'm not worried about- And also confirmed without a parent? Was she with her friends and maybe someone's mom,

maybe it was someone's birthday? A thousand percent unconfirmed. It was just like videos of her and her friends walking around with like clearly a big bodyguard behind them. Yeah, I feel like she goes a lot of places with her bodyguard. Even I just watched Kardashians last night

and all her kids, all of Kim's kids went to China with Kanye and for his show, or like they're just having time with their dad. And for sure, like a bodyguard and probably nannies go with them. And like to the point where Kim has eyes on them. So it's like, if they could go to China, why can't she go? And probably Kim's in Palm Springs.

It's just, it's like actually dystopian. It's really crazy. Yeah, but I just feel like we can't apply like what we know to how Northwest lives. No, of course, to our lived experience. To her lived experience. Also, one more thing about Alex Earl, very interesting, is that Zandra was also at Coachella,

which of course, two girls can be in the same place, but they were both staying at the same place because I saw them, I was being like such an investigator, they both are staying at like different houses, but in the same like gated community, because they were holding cups that both said the Madison Club. Oh, so they're okay, then the same like,

it's not in the same house. Understood. No, no, no. You know what? I have, I want to start a new list. Things we like can't not bring up when we talk about certain people. Of dream podcast episodes

that we would like to host here at the show. Of course facilitating. Keeping up with sports. Oh sure, okay. The coming together of Alex and Zandra. Even though, as far as I know, the lore between the two, now Alex has told the story of like her big friendship breakup on her podcast.

She never said it was Zandra, but it's widely believed to have been Zandra. Like what Zandra allegedly did to Alex, like we, like these two shouldn't be friends, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but I'm still putting them on the list. If anyone can bring them together, it's us.

Kim and Taylor. No, I don't have any curiosity there. And I also don't think there's any room for- For growth, for conversation. For coming together. But like I do need to speak to Lamar and Caitlin imminently. Okay. So, and like I feel like sometimes we just have like

one question for someone and like I want you to come on the podcast and answering the question. There was another one. Remember we were saying that? Yeah. Someone will remind you to come back. Kind of. Send off in the comments what we were saying.

Yeah. Just like resolution, you know. Who else were you following at Coachelli that you found to be titillating? Well, some of the other things that I saw, I saw Benson Boone flip. Benson Boone flipped again. Oh, and he brought out Brian May.

I feel like Benson Boone has a really bright future ahead of him. I actually agree. I think in a very, up until this point, subtle way, he's been really positioning himself as like a Freddie Mercury of our generation with the outfits and the flip and the mustache and the voice. And then in a very like heavy handed way,

he wanted to remind everyone at Coachella and on the world stage that he is the Freddie Mercury of our generation because he sang Bohemian Rhapsody and he brought out Brian May, who's like the, you know, the hair from Queen who plays guitar, sort of, I guess, giving his approval. The same way that like Brian May

and the band play with Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert is losing his mind right now. A thousand percent. Somebody check on Adam Lambert. Because he has been up until this point, like- The stand-in. Stand-in, kind of like John Mayer's the stand-in at- Grateful Dead. Grateful Dead. has been up until this point, like the stand-in, kind of how like John Mayer's a stand-in at-

Grateful Dead. Grateful Dead. Adam Lambert has weirdly become like the stand-in for Queen, which it really has worked up until this point. He has the talent, he has the look, and nobody questioned it, but Benson Boone saw that and said, listen, I'm coming for your crown. And he kind of did, he really crushed it at Coachella. Yeah, he did. Very, very impressed. And then I also saw Haley and Justin looking lovely and having fun.

Yeah, but it goes back to what we said on Friday, like red flag, red flag, and then nothing. And they're totally fine. And they looked like they were having a nice time in there in the house. And there's a picture with her, the baby on the couch and like, yep, they're having a lovely weekend. Everything's fine with them. No. And after our discussion on Friday, the Beliebers, like the people who have been around for a while, the baby on the couch, and they're having a lovely weekend and everything's fine with them. No, and after our discussion on Friday, the Beliebers, the people who've been around for a while, they're like, listen, we're not worried.

This just is Justin. He has really weird social media behavior. He's eclectic, he's freaky, he's creative, but he's always fine. Okay, that's what I love for them. I am choosing not even to be remotely worried about these two. And I think that there's a machine in the media,

I don't know who it's coming from, that wants me to be concerned, and I'm not going to be. I'm fighting the power. 1000%, I don't even tune into that, but when I see his own videos that his own account posted five minutes ago, I have to look at that in the face. Yeah, yeah you do.

But now I'm not even gonna, I'm just gonna say they had fun. Scroll on. They were with Kid and Tate. Yep, cute little date night. She should have been up there shaking that thing. She should have been up there shaking that thing. There's something about Tate McCray,

she just cannot get arrested. Yeah. People, they like- Nobody works harder, nobody tries harder. And like, somebody really wants it, you know? A couple of, they really want it for her and she's working so hard and- She's doing all the right things.

She's dating someone famous. She's hanging out with Justin Bieber. Why isn't she having the same, remember when Billie Eilish hung out with Justin Bieber when she was fresh on the scene? Why isn't the Tate McCrame rocket taking off? Can I say why I think and why it's not taking off for me? Because she's my kind of girl.

I don't think the songs are good enough. I saw her perform on SNL. She's a gymnast, she's like my kind of girl. I don't think the songs are good enough. I saw her perform on SNL. She gives out, she's a gymnast, she's a dancer. Oh my God, the next coming release here. And the song is just like, huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. So I think the music is really manufactured for social media, which is why she's so successful

on social media. I think you like what it says. Yeah. I think you like what it says. Yeah. I think you like what it says. Yeah. I think you like what it says. Yeah. And it doesn't evolve beyond that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it doesn't evolve beyond that. Yeah.

Like she never, she's like stuck in a box of TikTok. Yeah. Nothing will ever be, she's all I want to be again. Go back to that. Yeah. Yeah. That's like for me, why I don't listen to Tate McCray all the time, even though like she's Mimi Webb.

She's my girl. Yep. The songs just aren't strong enough for me. If anybody's asking. That's a bold statement. I know, I had the thought and I just kept it to myself, but you literally just- Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.

Kisses, kisses to the next one who think they can't live without me. I like that song. And I just was gonna keep the thought to myself, but you did just ask and so I wanted to share my thought. It does, it boggles my mind. Yeah. But I'm always wishing her the best for her.

She reminds me of Margot Washray, and so of course I will always have love in my heart. She reminds me of Ariana Beerman, so I will always have love in my heart. So much love. Anything else from Coachella? I'm sure there's more, but it was really the Kylie and Timothy and Alex Earl weekend. Yes, for me as well.

Was it that for you as well? Who did you watch Coachella through the eyes of? The eyes of the builder. Literally. Yeah, that's really how it went for me. So, yeah, let us know. Are you ready for our next story? If we have to talk about these insufferable bitches.

We absolutely have to talk about the Blue Origin all female crew that blasted off to space this morning. It has already touched down back on earth. Katy Perry out of the capsule, kissing the ground. Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King and three other women went to space this morning. And they had like a full send off for them, like Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Oprah,

there was a USA Today live stream, like they had a full press event down below the entire time. Of course they did, this whole thing is made for press. Now you think Kris and Khloe went like as a favor to Lauren? Yes, I think they went to support their girl. And as I was watching Kardashians last night,

I had the thought that I'm actually surprised that Kim wasn't on this. This is something that I think she's good friends with Lauren. I feel like she probably could if she wanted to go. Maybe she doesn't want to go. I feel like she like Katie got her seat. Yeah, if she feel her energy. Yeah, even though I'm sure Katie was down in there,

definitely good friends, but I feel like Kim was offered. And I'm surprised that she didn't go because she loves to like conquer new things. And this would be classic that. Even though I'm sure Katie was down and they're definitely good friends, but I feel like Kim was offered and I'm surprised that she didn't go because she loves to like conquer new things and this would be classic that. But I do believe when Pete almost went to space when they were dating, she was like, I would never do that. Yeah, I could see her definitely having had the opportunity

if she wanted to, but I could see her turning it down. It's a fucking crazy thing to do. Yeah, because like on the one hand, it's like crazy and scary, right? Like you're going to outer space, why? And on the one hand, it's like crazy and scary, right? Like you're going to outer space, why? And then the other hand, it's like an 11 minute pointless trip. Yeah, for what?

For what? To say you did. Katie was like making content for the last 24 hours, like keeping the kitty cats fully fed about how she was feeling and like how important this was. And it's all in service and in promotion of her new tour. Cause I saw her being interviewed when she touched down on earth.

And like the interviewer was like, you know, you're doing a lot with the tour coming up as well. So I hope that she sells tickets. Like I hope it was worth it because she has kind of become like a little bit, not even a little bit, like she's a little bit of a joke, you know? Like all the jokes about her on social media.

She was that, and I feel like she came out of that. I know, and she's slipping back. The Dr. Luke thing really didn't help. Yeah, also, I'm sure we'll get footage from inside the capsule, and we'll get like a whole documentary, but there was like a radio comms of them talking to the astronauts,

and they were like, or the ladies are in space now or should we call them astronauts? And they're like looking at the moon and I don't know whose voice it is. So I can't shame them yet, but the person is saying, Oh my goddess. No, no. Instead of saying, Oh my God, she's saying, Oh my goddess. I get it. It's like not using the word manhole, right? It's like something. Oh my God. Like whatever brand of new wave feminism this is,

not only do I not subscribe to it and hate it, I think it's so deeply bad for women. And I'm actually starting a antithetical movement against whatever the fuck this is called, okay? Yeah, I do. I'm gonna need names on that. 1000%. I'm gonna need names.

And the thing is, I don't- I unfortunately think it was like one of the no names. I don't think it was Katie. Her voice is kind of lower. I don't think it was Gail. I don't think it was Gail. It didn't sound, I think it might've been like the activists and the astrobots.

That's what I'm saying. Like the people, the innocent. That's what I'm saying. Like the people, the innocent bystanders, you know? It actually probably was like an activist that would talk like that. Oh my goddess. Look at the moon. Oh my goddess.

So if I have to know that, so do you. I also think like not that I've ever been asked, but if I were to be asked to go to space, like Blue Origin is just the loseriest one. Do you agree? Out of the three? Like out of Richard Branson, SpaceX, and then like very last minute Jeff Bezos was like,

I wanna do this too. We like scrapped together Blue Origin. Like I wouldn't wanna go on Blue Origin. So who would you go? Who would you allow to take you to space? I'd probably go with Richard Branson because I wouldn't wanna be seen as like making a political statement in this climate.

You couldn't handle the backlash. I couldn't handle the backlash. Like I'm trying to keep my job. So I'd probably go with Richard Branson and it's a little elevated, you know, he's British. Like it's very cosmopolitan. I just don't think Richard goes to space enough. Like I would-

He doesn't do kitschy, dumb marketing things like this. Right, but like, so I just feel like he doesn't have enough practice runs under his belt for me to just go with him. Of course, let's be real. If I'm talking about safety-wise, I only wanna go with Elon. He's the only one who actually does space exploration.

He saved the NASA astronauts. No, 1,000%. They do this in their sleep. But I'm talking optically. I'm going with Richard Branson. Really, you don't wanna stay on with Jeff, get free Amazon for life? Like I do, and I do want to be invited to his wedding, but like there was something about Blue Origin

like I actually just don't trust. I actually trust, I don't know why I'm always defending his space curiosity. Jeff Bezos? Yeah. It's not natural, he is not space curious. He just wanted to keep up with the other billionaires and I'll literally die on that hill.

I don't know, maybe because when I read Elon's book, like the space rivalry between them was like very real and very much born out of both of them being obsessed with space. And it's not Elon's book, it was the book on Elon. It seems inauthentic coming from Jeff. Well, Walter Isaacson made it seem authentic to me, but maybe he's a Jeff.

Maybe he's on Jeff's payroll. 1000% he's on Jeff's payroll. And I'm sure. And I wouldn't mind being on Jeff's payroll to 1000% he's on Jeff's payroll. And I'm sure. And I wouldn't mind being on Jeff's payroll to be clear. I'm sure he'll write a book about Jeff at some point. He's like the. The biographer of our generation. He did Steve Jobs.

You think he's worked with Carol Radswell? I don't. Maybe he'll do her next. I think that's a mistake on his part. I agree. Maybe he'll biograph her. Is biograph a verb? No. Maybe he'll follow her next.

Yeah, but what would be the verb? Right? Yeah, he did Einstein. Yeah, to Carol Radswell next. And then of course, Turtilee Freebush. And then Jeff Bezos, Benjamin Franklin, Leonardo da Vinci, Kissinger classic. I thought you were gonna say Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh my God, that's unique. Unexpected.

So congratulations ladies, you've set us back. You did it. Congratulations ladies, you embarrassed yourselves and us. I do wanna say like on the one hand, these spacesuits are a joke because like that's not what astronauts wear. On the other hand, like they looked amazing. They're extremely flattering.

Lauren Sanchez, I'm giving her best dressed. This is me looking for her waist. Like literally she looked snatched to the gods. Like next to like all the, I mean, she's a gargoyle lady, but like she, I don't know everything about it. She looked the best, sorry. I wonder if there was like a partner who designed, but they would have like made it a whole thing.

Like women designing in space, but like it looks like Carolina Herrera, like it's so tailored. Yeah, no, it's really sick. Yeah. I'm glad and I'm sad that it's over. I actually have found myself every day being like, is it April 14th?

Like, are they going to space? I know. And I'm kind of annoyed they went- I've been acutely aware of the date. I'm annoyed they went so early in the morning, because I don't know, I feel like if it was midday and like the TV was on, I'm at the nail salon. I might have watched it.

This is such nail salon fodder. Instead they like flew up at 7 a.m. Central time. Yeah, no, it wasn't happening. We didn't even get the Bruce Malone content yet. Like half the country's sleeping. Off the heels of Coachella Passover, we're not paying the masters. We needed a few more hours.

We did, I wonder what that was about. That's the only slot they could get. I feel like you have to leave for space early in the morning. I don't know why. I feel like it's the first rule of space, like crack of dawn. You think, and you could see a beautiful sunset coming up.

I guess it's also like maybe if there's any sort of technical difficulties, like you give yourself the most possible daylight. You get pushed back a little. Right. Well, I will miss this chapter of American Herstory. I won't. And now we can check this off the list.

A group of women have gone to space and for that I can sleep better at night. Correct. Knowing this has happened and this is possible. Yeah, I didn't think it was because I thought sleep better at night. Knowing this has happened and that this is possible. Yeah, I didn't think it was because I thought women were too stupid. And now I know that they're not, thank you. I know that they are.

I didn't think that women could go to space before today. No, and it's really amazing to see that they can. Because if you can see it, you can be it. Amen to that sister. And now I have seen it. That you can't go to Amen to that system. And now I have seen it. That you can't put it in space for 11 minutes. Yep. Thanks ladies.

Goodbye. I mean, how do you come down from the adrenaline rush? I would be like, you know, bouncing off the walls. That's a lot. Of course, buzzed. Buzzed. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm.

Oh, so a little SNL controversy, ex-White Lotus, everyone is talking about this, but Amy Lou Wood is blasting SNL for mocking her in a mean parody. So SNL did a sketch on Saturday night called The White POTUS, and they made it like a white lotus spoof plus politics and so they had Sarah Sherman playing Amy Lou Wood and the portrayal of her did not sit

well. It was like very gap-toothed British like really exaggerated some of her physical attributes. Yeah so she said apparently she got like misunderstood about something to do with HBO and she said, and she cleared that up like no, I love HBO like no issue. And then she said, but whilst in honest mode, I did find the SNL thing mean and unfunny XO, felt righteous might delete later. Then she said such a shame because I had such a great time watching it a couple of weeks ago. Yes, take the piss for sure.

That's what the show is about. But there must be a clever, more nuanced, less cheap way. So I feel conflicted because, oh, we're clowning on SNL? Where do I show up? Like, I'm ready. It's literally the least funny thing I'm gonna say. However, like part of being a part of something so big and cultural is like having SNL clown on you.

Her teeth were a big sort of attractor, I think, for a lot of people were very drawn to her real life look, if you will. And I think it was net positive, so them mocking it as just so SNL. I agree with her that it just wasn't know, net positive. So them like, you know, mocking it, it's just like, so SNL. I agree with her that like, it just wasn't funny. So like, that's that. But I don't know, like, complaining that you got made fun

of on SNL when you're like a part of this huge cultural moment, it sort of just, it sort of is part of the chorus, not to be such a golf girly, but. So I watched like the first scene, like, I didn't watch the whole sketch, but I watched like when we first see her, and she's like with the teeth and like looking dumb, was there more of her?

It was just all like that exaggerated teeth. Like, yeah, I agree. You should be able to be made fun of. You're part of the biggest thing. But like when, what it's really harping on it, you're just like falling on the teeth when like, that's just cheap. I agree. It's cheap.

And like we don't make fun of- It's not creative. Like SNL's woke. We don't make fun of people. Like SNL's woke, we don't make fun of people for their looks, right? Right, no I think that they do. For their looks? Like a woman for her looks.

Yeah, it depends on the woman, but I think they're not above that. I wouldn't say that that's like a hard line that they draw. I just think it's cheap to just rest down the teeth. I agree. The sketchbook wasn't about her. No, but she didn't like her portrayal. It made her look dumb and cheesy.

She's every right not to like her portrayal for sure. I don't know. Especially because she was such a lovable character in the show. I just feel like they got it wrong. I mean, I do think sometimes you just, it's like this is a hate you can harbor and not put it out there

because you do look kind of like a sore loser. But she's allowed to be offended. Like. 1000% she's allowed to be offended. Also, she's not American. So she doesn't like get the culture. Well, SNL hasn't come to Britain yet, but she should wait a year.

She doesn't understand the cultural impact and like why it's technically considered a compliment. Yeah, I'm just literally never gonna take the side of SNL, so. No, same 1000%. And then what's also weird is then Rick posted the clip and like was like loving it. Walter Goggins.

Walter Goggins to fuel the flames of the flames. Yeah, there's definitely something going on between these two. He praised the sketch like hours after it's been clear, every headline, Amy LeWood doesn't like the sketch and he reposted it on his Instagram saying, smashing John, I knew I was miscast. And then he also commented on the SNL Instagram account

saying, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, amazing. Oh my God. Yeah. I wanna see something. So he hates her. So he hates her. So he hates her. He hates her for sure. Because they fell in love and they fell out of love.

And I guess it does feel pointed. Like if you wanted to exaggerate like Walton Goggins, you could have somebody with like the biggest teeth and a forehead that never ends. Right, instead he gets Jon Hamm. I'd love that too. Right, right. Like I actually feel her on that.

Like they both were unique. They had unique, you know, characteristics. Like his teeth didn her on that. Like they both were unique. They had unique, you know, characteristics. Like his teeth didn't fit in his mouth. Like they could have played on that, but they didn't. They didn't make him like a Greasial Man. They gave him John Hamm. Right, that feels unfair. Yeah.

I'm with Amy. So I would like it too if they had, you know, Megan Fox playing me in a sketch. Right. I'm with Amy on So I would like it too if they had Megan Fox playing me in a sketch. Right. I'm with Amy on this. Yeah, of course. No, one thing about me, I stand firmly against SNL. Same, but I do think it is cheap.

She's more than just the teeth, okay? No, of course. And they picked out a rack of teeth. They could have chosen something a little different. Yeah. But they went all in. I wonder like when things like this happen, it doesn't happen a lot,

because for the most part people feel really, either if it's authentic or not, right? They always say like, oh man, it's such an honor. Right, right, right. So when this does happen, like I wonder how that feels, like for Sarah self or for the writers, and do they care at all? So I did also see a headline like

Amy Lou doesn't blame Sarah. Why? Yeah, she could have picked a different set of teeth. Right, no, she just doesn't, Amy doesn't wanna be like attacking a woman, you know? Yeah. Why not? It's just for women.

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You're welcome, Jojers. Our next story, speaking of Freddie Mercury, Rami Malek and Emma Corrin have split after two years of dating. They had no clue that they were together. So I saw this story, I processed it. I was like sad, you know, they were an institution. And then I realized, I thought I was thinking of Lucy.

Of course, I'm like, oh, you're telling me he hasn't been dating Lucy Boyton this whole time. I thought this was the breakup of Lucy and Rami. So you're saying that Lucy and Rami broke up well over two years ago, and he's been dating Emma Corne, who I also know from The Crown, since? Of course. I guess that is the truth,

and that is what's really going on, but I kind of missed this whole chapter. There's a large contingency of people who care deeply about who Rami Malek dates. I am not one of those people. Yeah, I wouldn't say I care deeply, but he's always in an interesting relationship that seems stable.

He's always in an interesting film. seems stable. He's always in an interesting film. He is, he's a good actor. He is, I really am not on like, he has a lot of fans for like a random actor. I think it stems from his iconic television show, Mr. Robot. I am not one of those people who like keeps up with Rami. Like you said, I thought she was dating Lucy Boynton

up until yesterday. So sad for these two, no love lost for me. Cause again, I'm new here. No, I didn't know. So I can't be that upset. And I also saw something- Cause you can't lose something you never had. I saw something else about Emma Corrin,

just like a part two to this story because she's been cast in Netflix's adaptation of Pride and Prejudice alongside Olivia Colman written by Dolly Alderton. You know her. What? Yeah, of course I do. She's the swirlie who wrote the short stories.

But yeah, you read that, we read it for Redheads. I got through 40%, I actually did not like it. Was it a book of short stories? Yeah. So we are, this is, we just read a book of short stories for the Redheads this month, we were making such a big deal. How was our first book of short stories? It's not.

It was our second. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Wait, back to what you had said. Oh, Emma Corrin is the second coming of Keira Knightley. Like she is Gen Z Keira Knightley. So all the things that Keira won't do anymore, go to Emma. Yeah.

And then- Because you know if the crown was made 20 years ago, it would have been Keira Knightley as Princess Sienna. Yeah, even though like there were other roles in the crown for a woman in her 40s and Keira Knightley could have also been older Diana, no? Diana never gets older. No, but like we had Emma Corrin and the next

Elizabeth DeBecchi played older. Yeah, but still she was only like 30. Yeah. She died still she was only like 30. Yeah. She died when she was what? Like... Okay, let's go down this, this rap. Let me, I'll just ask my AI friend. She died when she was 36.

Right. Also I think Keira Knightley, like, she's done all the period pieces, you know? She's the period piece girl. Yeah. She's all set. I don't, she's done all the period pieces, you know? She's the period piece girl. Yeah. She's all set. I don't think she's like actively searching for roles. Cause she should have been on Downton Abbey too.

Yeah, she's 40. So I feel like it was hers to pass up. Oh, actually that's fair. It was definitely, but she's also like very recognizable. And the one thing about the crown is they do not cast people besides Dominic West. Thank you. No, wait, Dominic West is not in the crown.

He's in Downton Ab Crown. He's in. Yes, yes, Prince George. Downton Abbey. He's in both? Prince Charles, yeah. Oh, yeah, they do not cast people whose faces we know. Like they're like real unknown. People who blend.

And is Dominic West American? No. No? No, definitely not. He would not have gotten those roles. But he's in the Affair and he doesn't have an accent. That's how I know him, so I'm not sure. He obscured his accent.

No, he's from Sheffield, UK. Okay, so they don't cast big stars. It's a real ensemble affair. Yeah. Like everybody freaking when the queen was a Mel Distant. Like nobody knows who that is. You know, she's just from Harry Potter. Harry Potter, they knew.

Right. And I actually watched the first couple of Harry Potter movies in the beginning stages of my pregnancy, because I was really bored. Let me tell you, her character was fucking wretched. Like I actually couldn't watch couple of Harry Potter movies in the beginning stages of my pregnancy because I was really bored. Let me tell you, her character was fucking wretched. Like I actually couldn't watch a crowd after that. Damn. Well, and it's also the queen in her flop era.

It's just a hard time for Imelda. Yeah, it's so true. Who was your favorite queen? Claire Foy. Mine was Olivia Colman. Well, you can watch her as Mrs. Bennet in Netflix's Pride and Prejudice. And then Jack Loudon playing Mr. Darcy.

He better be something. Oh, that's like such a classic face to me. Really? You know who that is? Yeah, hold on. I've been hearing that name a lot. He's like a classic British. Mary Queen of Scots. Everyone was in that movie.

Right, Jack Loudon. Dunkirk, you saw that. Oh, I'm sorry. I take it back what I said. I've never seen this man. Yeah, I've not really seen him in. Oh, he was in that. Oh, I'm sorry. I take it back what I said. I've never seen this man. Yeah, I've not really seen him in. Oh, he was in that movie fighting with my family. You ever watch that?

I think he also, yeah, he's married to Saoirse Ronan. That's why I know him. Mr. Saoirse, and she was also in Mary Queen of Scots. Well, I watched that one time. It really pays off in spades. That happens sometimes where like you randomly will watch something and then like when your job

is like reporting on entertainment, you constantly find yourself, that what was I just constantly bringing up that I like a fun, oh, that Rachel Zuggler's would cast in the West End production of Vita. Sometimes you have a fun fact that you just have to bring up. Oh, he was in Wolf Hall, a classic. Never heard of it.

It's, you know, it's one of those. Well, rip to Rami and Emma. Yes, but congratulations on the new gig. Do our girl proud. And I do want to say, I find Emma Corrin and Elizabeth Tabaki, the two women who played Princess Anne in the Crown, I find them, like, I cannot tell them apart.

They both did Diana so well. Like to me, they're both Diana. Yeah. Well, I couldn't pick them out of a lineup. In their personal life, I think they're a bit different. Like Emma Corrin is non-binary, I think. Oh. So I don't think Elizabeth is.

Oh, so maybe if I saw them like out of their drag, I would definitely be able to tell the apart. Like Emma Corrin, like she has buzz hair in this picture. I think. Oh wow, pixie cut swirly. Yeah, very Keira Knightley. Did Keira Knightley have a pixie cut? I think she buzzed her hair once, right?

I mean, you don't get to the level that you're at without buzzing your hair once. That's what Emma Stone is currently going through. Yeah, and we just have to let it. Anne Hathaway did it, Jennifer Lawrence did it. You just sort of have to let it happen. It's a canon event, you cannot interfere. So I'm not seeing buzz,

but she was the queen of the pixie cut, Claudia. I just like really hate that haircut. I know. I won't make you discuss it any further. I don't feel like it needs explanation. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Gypsy Rose Blanchard is down 25 pounds. She's showing off her new snatch physique.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard got out of prison, had two boyfriends, a baby, and has lost 25 pounds and showing off her new- I'm so fucking jealous. Snatch physique. Gypsy Rose Blanchard got out of prison, had two boyfriends, a baby, and has lost 25 pounds. And what have you done, dear reader? Jackie, she not only had two boyfriends, she had a husband. And like some of you can't even get a text back. No, it's so true. When you think about what she has accomplished,

personally and professionally in her time out, it's actually inspiring. And that's a sleigh of a photo that she posted announcing to everyone that she lost 25 pounds. She's never looked more refined, more sophisticated. You would never know that at one point, this girl had no teeth and killed her mom. Like it's actually inspiring.

Accessory, accessory. When did Pepsi Bros get out of prison? Let me think. Oh, you don't want to ask Gemini? I'll Google it. Oh, okay, yeah. I was trying to center myself, because I met and interviewed Gypsy Rose

shortly after her sit in prison. And when was that? Okay, she was released early in December, 2023. Like what have you done with your life since December? It's less than two years. She's a mother, she's an ex-wife, she's a girlfriend, she's a business owner, she's a reality star, and now she's a skinny queen.

Yeah. I don't know. I wonder if it's more common to leave prison and gain weight or lose weight. Because like you're not fed a lot in prison, but like I think you, like the food is gross, but you have a lot of commissary, like just chips and stuff. Well, I think also some people focus lot in prison, but I think the food is gross, but you have a lot of commissary, just chips and stuff.

Well, I think also some people focus on their fitness, like Theresa. Yes, some people get jacked in prison, like the situation. Yeah, it's a good way to channel your mental mentalities. I wonder what the statistics say. Are you more likely to lose weight or gain weight after prison as a woman? As a woman, well.

You know what, that's a good question for AI. Okay. As a woman, are you statistically more likely to gain or lose weight after being released from prison? After prison? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well then it has nothing to do with prison. Like then it's just.

No, what I'm saying like. I thought you were asking if you were in prison. Women are more likely to gain weight after being released from prison. Several studies have found that formerly incarcerated women face a higher risk of post-release weight gain due to economic hardship, mental health challenges, disrupted access to healthcare and lifestyle changes,

including less physical activity than they may have had in prison. That makes sense. Yeah. And then what about in prison? Okay, let me get back on the horn, hold on. Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say. Cause I could see you going both ways.

What about in prison question mark? Are women more likely to gain or lose weight? I like to have like a very casual tone with AI, you know? Yeah, you don't want to make them scared. Oh my God, I've never seen AI. You've stumped them. They're like struggling, yeah. Maybe the question was not formatted properly.

Yeah. Weight outcomes for incarcerated women can vary. So there's not like a hard line. That's it? I guess it also depends on what kind of prison you're in. Yeah. What kind of prison you're in? Yeah. What kind of prison you in? Well, thank you for that, Katya.

What kind of prison y'all in? Congratulations to Gypsy, you know. No, seriously, so happy and jealous for you. Is there any better feeling? Postpartum weight loss, like looking your best after being a mom, like her hair snatched, her teeth are snatched, her body is snatched, she's in a happy relationship as far as we know, like it's actually, she's

endlessly inspirational. Yeah, she is and I feel like, of course we are inspired by that, but I think her usage of the passage of time is something that should be studied and emulated because she has done more in the year and a half than anyone else. Seriously, who has done more? It's on par, I'll tell you. I'll tell you who's done more. It is on par with how much Morgan Stewart accomplished during COVID. Okay.

She got married and had a baby. She left COVID, the way she entered COVID and left COVID, I think she was even leaving COVID pregnant with her second. She absolutely crushed the timeline of COVID. Interesting. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. It's on par with what GRB has done in the last two years. Different obviously. But do you think GRB used any sort of injectables? Like, I hope so. Why wouldn't she? I hope so. Hope she made it easy on herself.

Yeah, me too. Like I hope she had a seamless time. She's been through a lot. Of course. Go off GRB. That's the past five stories that you needed to know. Girl is swirling. Yeah. Just of course, like you said,

like if you're losing weight now and you hadn't ever lost weight before. Well, she's like different. But she was in prison. She's different, she was in prison and then she was pregnant and she was going through stress. She was out with the mother and then they're like. No, she's definitely stunted in ways. So the world doesn't apply, but I hope she did.

Me too. Take a load off, gypsy. She's making enough money, she could pay for the good stuff. Can't say that, gypsy. Tried to give her a nickname, it didn't work. Oh no, it's a slur. Sorry. Was that the fifth and final story?

That has such fifth story energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Well, it's lunchtime. So that's exciting. Matz sandwich. Oh, actually, nevermind. It's not exciting. Matz pizza.

Matz pizza actually is really good. I'm gonna text Ben to make me that. Yeah, maybe I'll have that too. It's pargy. Matzza pizza's for everyone. Okay, me and Margot and Ben were having this conversation at the stater last night. What appliance do you use to make the Mozza pizzas? I would use my oven or I've never made one before,

but in thinking about it, I would use my oven or my toaster oven, but then I couldn't make them in mass. Right, okay, so Margot was saying she makes them in her oven and she broils them at the end to make them really crispy and Ben was like, oh, we make them in the microwave and I'm like, we do? Not anymore.

It seemed so gross. Like a lunchable. And I was like, to me the clear choice is the toaster oven. Yeah, but then you only can make one at a time. Right, right. Well, as long as I get the first one, I don't give a fuck. Right, right.

I'm set. I think I need to make four matzer pizzas. Right, right, but Margot long as I get the first one, I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm set. I think I need to make four matzer pizzas. Right, right. But Margot, who's also cooking for one, like why wouldn't you, I think maybe she doesn't have a toaster oven. Oh, that's because you don't have a product backpack. Literally.

Not to judge, but she doesn't have a toaster oven. I feel like she does. Yeah, she actually does. She has the Emily Marico one that's like insanely expensive. You have to like add water to, do you know that one? No. Oh my God, TikTok for my Chronically Online. Did everybody see Becca Bloom being with Emily Marico?

They went to like some big fancy Asia society event. Scooze. You would love Becca Bloom, Jackie, okay? She popped up on TikTok two weeks ago. I go to her Instagram. Yeah, I'm sure she posts her wheels there. She is obviously the daughter of like some tech billionaire. Like she is insane and all she does is spend her money

on diamonds, Van Cleef, Birkins. Like she is so, she's just sharing. She's not obnoxious though. She's just like, oh, what bag am I wearing today? Like everybody wants to know. So cute. And you really get to see like how the other half lives. She's like getting married and she's like, oh, I forgot to show you guys.

I got my wedding necklace in. She was like, my family and I were invited to the Van Cleef winery. And like, we're literally like, what the fuck are you talking about? Her and her family, I guess are big customers of Van Cleef. So they invited them to their winery to show off their new line of fine jewelry.

And there was this Ruby and diamond necklace and she loved it so much, but she asked for it to be made in all diamonds. She wasn't interested in rubies. So they handmade this one of a kind piece for her. Rumors is it's about $500,000 necklace, and she's wearing it to her wedding. So she tried it on for us on TikTok.

Love, she's super cute. She hasn't posted a lot on Instagram at the moment, but. Oh, she posts a lot on real, I mean on TikTok. So I'll wait. I'll wait for her to really invest in her Instagram account. It comes for everyone where you have to start investing. So it'll happen for you. Yeah. That's our show, you guys.

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