The Toast - Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Yes toast. I sound amazing. Yes, you do sound amazing. I am so, excuse me, not my iPad, like not behaving. Of course we play the intro song
Starting point is 00:00:34 every time the show begins, but today it is especially bargy because I'm so excited that after talking about it all week, we were able to finally get, finally, honestly we turned it around really fucking quick, our song on Spotify as like a regular song. It will be on all the streaming services. In due time.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yes, like they're all being processed. Spotify went up first and thank God, because I think that's the most important one. So your kids can stream it in the car. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. We've been needing this and glad to have it by the end of the week. It's New Music Friday, stream your new favorite song,
Starting point is 00:01:07 toast theme song. Correct. Happy Friday-er-ies. You'll be able to say like, Alexa, play toast theme song because it's gonna be on Amazon music. It's gonna be, I think on like Google, whatever. So whatever. Then she might play our podcast episode
Starting point is 00:01:19 that's called the toast theme song. Oh, that's actually really confusing. She might. We'll have to, we might have to change that episode title. Okay, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at the time- You should be able to be cooking and be like, Alexa. Like we can't interfere with that experience.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Yeah, especially cause that episode, like I think 10 seconds in I cursed, which I'm seriously regretting. Cause if it does come on by accident because you are with your kids and you want to play it, like it's just not the vibe. We're gonna take care of it. One thing about us, we are doers, movers, and shakers,
Starting point is 00:01:50 and we have moved, we have done, and we have shook. Mm-hmm. What a week. I can't believe it's Friday. I feel like I really earned it. Every day was just sort of like working hard for the man. Yeah, it was a long one. It was a good one.
Starting point is 00:02:02 It's the last day of February's. Oh my God, it is the last day of day. So it's very much a fry dairies because it's the end of the week, the end of the month. And then it's March. Like, hello, March. It's giving in conclusion. March. Oh my God. March. I didn't really put together that March was beginning tomorrow. Changes everything for me. We're marching into March.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I love that. Yeah. That kind of changes me. We're marching into March. I love that. Yeah, that kind of changes things like March is a new vibe. I mean, I guess we should have known because yesterday we dropped our final episode of the month on Patreon, which was a real kind of hot button radio active. Everybody's talking about our episode. We do this series and we've started to do it less and less because it's honestly hurtful. I think this is our third time ever,
Starting point is 00:02:48 maybe second time. It's inspired by the famous YouTube series, Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where Jackie and I sit down and like read our mean podcast reviews. Now, podcast reviews are interesting because people come to compliment, but they also come to like troll.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And we're hearing some hard truths about ourselves. We're pretty much disagreeing with all of them. Well, that would make them not truths. You can't call that true. Oh yeah, no, we're hearing some fucking mean ass shit about ourselves. We're hearing some neurotic opinions about ourselves. Some lies and we're responding to them quite directly.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I feel like I didn't really respond to them. That was like, that's kind of like, I didn't know if like, if this isn't a debate, like we're just like reading the reviews, chuckling, being like, no thanks. There was like a couple things that's like, oh, that's an interesting note. But really most of them were an interesting notes.
Starting point is 00:03:34 They were just like hate-filled. And I don't feel like we, I didn't respond to them because like I don't waste my time. Well, you know, you'll just have to tune into the episode to find out what we did. Because we can't even really figure out exactly what we did do. But if you listen to it, you'll figure it out.
Starting point is 00:03:50 You'll know what we did and what we did not do. And what we did not do is what we're doing, you know? No. Yeah. Oh my God, you and I haven't even spoken about this and it's so internet, like I'm embarrassed to even like share that I know about it. But there-
Starting point is 00:04:06 Mason? Yes, oh my God, how did you know I was gonna say that? Because it's so internet and I'm embarrassed to even know about it. There is a conspiracy theory that's like really taken off, mostly on TikTok, but it's that Mason Disick, you know, the 15 year old's firstborn son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick,
Starting point is 00:04:22 has fathered a child. They're saying that he got a girl pregnant in his high school and they have a daughter named. They have a daughter named Piper. Now, I don't think he would have a daughter. I just wanna say, I don't think he would have a daughter named Piper when his sister's name is Penelope. I just wanna say, so that's how I know
Starting point is 00:04:38 that the rumors aren't true. Oh, that doesn't convince me. The thing is, so everyone's like, there's these rumors. I'm like, what is the source of these rumors? Where do they come from? And apparently they come from Mason self. Like he posted to his Finsta. He did a Q and A and you know he just kind of like, is always starting stuff. He lets it rip. And in his Q and A, like he seriously said that he has a one year old daughter. He posted a picture of her and said that she was a failed protection. Now there have been a lot of Mason Disick Finsta moments.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Are we sure? Is this a verified account? I, that I don't know, but like I saw screenshots of alleged Finsta from Mason and that's where this is coming from. Cause he like kind of goes on Instagram, Finn's Instagram and spills the beans. Like he told us all that's like about Travis and Kylie if they were still together. Every now and then he figures out the wifi password in his house and like uses it to
Starting point is 00:05:34 spill his family's secrets. Well now he's big. Change the wifi. You know, he's a grown ass man. Cause when people were saying this, I'm like, ew, don't talk about a child like that. But he's like literally a teenager. Like this could happen. This is where the rumors stem from,
Starting point is 00:05:46 but because I didn't see it with my own two eyes from the primary source, like anyone can make up a screenshot and make up a thing. So- And you can also make up a Finsta. Yeah, so I'm like not gonna report on it as veracity. No, no, we're not reporting. We are not reporting.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I'm just remarking. And I wasn't gonna mention it because yeah, it's definitely weird. Like it's weird to talk about the 15 year old kid and the one year old child and the girl in the art class and Piper. Like I, it's weird to talk about. I kind of love the name Piper.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Just want to say if that is the name that they went with. It's cute. And that may call me a grandma and then Piper and Rocky are the same age. Well, that's always like a weird part in Hollywood when you have like children later in life and then like your kids already have kids So like your grandbaby is also your niece. Yeah, I feel like that happens more so
Starting point is 00:06:31 Not unnaturally, but because like men can have kids until certain age So for a woman to have a child and then another child, but the first child as a baby when she's like that's It's kind of beautiful. Courtney having children like 16 years apart is biblical. Yeah. And that's how they did it back in the day, right? Like you're with 16 years apart from your parent and then your grandparent until they have four generations like living under one roof.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Maybe not 16, but like 22. 19, 20 like 22. 19. 20. No. So you're 20, 40, 60, 80. So that's not a story by any means. I just felt like I had to speak on it. And then Piper would be having a living great,
Starting point is 00:07:19 great grandmother in MJ. Yes, yes she would. Honestly, have him young. It's a beautiful, if true, it's a beautiful story. There's beauty in it, if true. I had kind of like an experience last night, kind of a frustrating one. Okay, just share your truth. You know, Jackie and I are very proud Jewesses.
Starting point is 00:07:48 And just like a fun part of our religion is like a deep sense of superstition, right? And I kind of like that about us. Like we don't really plan for the future. It's like, it's not something I take umbrage with in my religion, you know? There's something, and I'm like really we can't. It's a little inconvenient sometimes, but.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Well, when you're trying to plan for your future as a pregnant lady, like it's definitely inconvenient. And last night for the first sometimes, but. Well, when you're trying to plan for your future as a pregnant lady, it's definitely inconvenient. And last night for the first time, I was like, oh my God, I don't even have a napkin. I don't have anything in my house. And when you go on TikTok and there are girls who are the same stage of pregnancy as you doing nursery reveals,
Starting point is 00:08:18 and you seriously don't even own a crib, it's jarring. And so I don't need a crib, obviously, but I was just like last night, maybe I should just make a plan, you know? Not buy anything. Grab a snack. Right, like grab a neighbor, grab a snack, make a plan, not buy anything.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Then, you know, once I started, I got really crazy. She's on Canva. I ended up designing on Canva, my whole nursery, and I haven't bought anything anything and I will not buy anything and I will not do anything, but let me tell you, it's so party-y. It's so aesthetic. It's so aesthetic.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I'm so proud of myself repurposing a lot of the furniture that's already in my home because I'm really not in the mood to spend money. This is already gonna be an expensive venture of my life. I don't need before the kid even gets here to be spending money. So I was on these room renovator design AI websites like trying to come up.
Starting point is 00:09:11 When I came up with this, I'm not gonna share it because that's like giving Kanayana Hara like superstition vibes. And I'm not buying anything, but I feel good knowing like when the time comes to buy, I know exactly what I'm buying. Like I don't have to spend time planning. It's just a click of a button.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah, and you can like just design nurseries on Canva as a hobby in your spare time. Like that's just fun. I would love to. If anybody needs one design, I'm kind of good at it. It doesn't mean anything there. Like it's not canine. Like it's just a fun thing to do. Now it goes without saying, like I think designing a girl nursery is so much more fun. Although I love where I ended up and there, there are less obvious themes when it comes to boys.
Starting point is 00:09:47 You can't have like a monster truck themed nursery. But I was like looking at inspo pics on social media and like the girly ones with like the cute like pink wallpaper, like it's so cute. You gotta put a couple frames in. We do have extras by the way. I could spray paint them blue. Claudia, you should.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Do you see the balloons popping up around us? Yeah, it's cause to celebrate. Oh, I think that's a party idea. I like that. That's really cute. I do need to have a nod to the toast in there. I didn't throw that in my canvas design yet. I'll get on it.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Yeah, there's so many things you could put. So many. And then I also put together, you could put together like a private Amazon cart. Cart? Because I wanted to put all these things in my cart. I'm obviously not buying them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:31 But like when the time comes, I'd like to be able to just buy my cart, but I don't want them sitting in my cart for the next couple of weeks. Yeah, and then you always have to like take them out and put them back in. So I made like a private cart. I need to run it by you obviously.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Like it's just so crazy because what I need something as an adult, like I need a towel. I get it on Amazon, right? Whenever you need anything. I need a- You really love getting towels on Amazon. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Not towels. So I need like a nail file. I get one on Amazon, okay? Yeah, yeah. And I understand why people get so crazy. Am I like the mama industry? Because I think I'm so chill. I'm like the top seller on Amazon works for me.
Starting point is 00:11:09 And then I'm like, does it? I don't know. Where has this elephant towel been? Like it was so cute on the kid, but I'm like, I don't know. It wasn't, and like some of the brand names were giving like AI generated mom cozy, you know? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I'm feeling like I understand why people get so crazy with just like every little product because I'm so chill, right? I was like putting shit in my cart. I'm like, oh, this is totally like filled with chemicals. You know? Yeah. It's a slippery slope.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I'm trying. I don't get crazy about like everything. Like towels, I wouldn't get so crazy because you wash them before you use them anyway. And hopefully that takes away the chemicals. But like what about the thread count? Do you know what I mean? Oh, that they're not cozy enough?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Not, I'm just like, is it gonna be harsh on baby's skin? Harsh on baby's skin. I don't know, sometimes- Like I found myself thinking really critically. But then sometimes if you have a towel that's too soft, it doesn't absorb the moisture, and then the baby is wet and cold. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I found myself thinking really critically about like random things. And you know what else I found out. But then also it's like, if you have a pargy towel that you like, that's the right amount of roughness and softness. You could just use that. And then you know-
Starting point is 00:12:16 Yeah, but it doesn't have the little ears. It doesn't have the little ears. Like where is the ears? Yeah, if you don't have the ears. Well, you could also get like a little cap. No, no, I remember bathing your children in that like gray elephant. And it was the highlight of my life.
Starting point is 00:12:31 It's too cute. I'm not giving up on that. Except can we talk about like a newborn baby towel? Like even the shit on Amazon, like the crap from mom cozy China. For one towel, $26. Like, hello? It's a washcloth.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It's literally a washcloth. When I see that, I'm like, oh, maybe it's good. No, they're taking advantage of like mamas who are unwell. Well, that's true. But you do need a towel for your baby. So. Correct. You also don't.
Starting point is 00:12:57 You also don't. Like you could just use your party towel. But something like that, it's kind of nice to go to the store and feel stuff. Yeah, I know, but that's so not happening. I can barely make it to work. Let's be real. Why, I feel like you live at Bloomingdale's.
Starting point is 00:13:11 That's where you sleep there on the seventh floor. I feel like up until this point, I'm so chill. I don't need things. And it's like, why? This is my first, I can be crazy with my first child. I just, I want stuff. Okay. Literally 180 from you saying four minutes ago, I'm not spending any more money on this.
Starting point is 00:13:30 No, no furniture. I'm not spending money on. Like that's the prices for some of these things. Like it's actually disgraceful. Well, if I could share some lessons, I heard you say now I'm remembering, I heard you said on FaceTime yesterday, like you don't need a changing table because you have the dresser.
Starting point is 00:13:43 You can use the dresser as a changing table. I didn't say that. Okay. Because I picked out my changing table yesterday. Get a changing table. Yeah, no, I picked it out. It's from Pottery Barn. It's part of change.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Okay, great. Get a change. So you'll buy that. You'll obviously buy the rocking chair, which you will use. You can start using today. The glider. Yeah, I honestly got a great tip. Because you know, they make gliders.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I was talking to this, the legs going up is super important, right? And they make the manual and they make the electric. Where you like slide back. Yeah, but I'm like, why would anybody not get the electric? And then I was talking to my friend Margo and she didn't get the electric.
Starting point is 00:14:18 She's super religious. I'm like, is it because you don't want to use electricity on Shabbat? She was like, not really. Like it hinders where you can put the chair in the room because you need an outlet. And I realized that the room that I'm using for a nursery has seriously one outlet.
Starting point is 00:14:30 I have to get the manual. Okay, there you go. Also the electric gives off a light that if your chair is like facing the crib, there's a light in their face. I used to like put a tape over it. Oh, silly. Yeah, that's problems.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Okay, so you're gonna fly back with your manual. I like how they make baby, yes. I like how they make baby gliders with like Bluetooth speakers and chargers. Like, lazy boy, you don't need that. No, I think I have charging ports. Like, are you joking me? No, but you know what I did find out?
Starting point is 00:14:55 Like, fun fact, and I feel like people probably know this, but I'm obviously like new here, but if you don't, your breast pump is covered by insurance. Mine was $4. Yes, you do know that. $4.95. Did you already order one? No, no, I just checked what my insurance covered
Starting point is 00:15:09 on the website. And you gotta go blue Spectra, not pink Spectra. Of course blue Spectra. And do you know that there is- Cause you know that the pink Spectra doesn't work unless it's plugged in and the blue Spectra you can charge and take on the- Charge.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I only got blue cause I had a boy. So I'm like, I guess I should get blue. And then I regretted it. I was like, I could have pink. I'm a girl. And then I learned that pink has to stay in the wall. Do you know that there's a blue spectra in this very room that I sit in? You must've left it at one of the studios.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Like you bought an extra one to pump with. Yeah. Can you share breast pumps? Yes, you can. There's nothing like- So this could be my work pump. Yeah, there's something wrong with the screen. Like it still works,
Starting point is 00:15:42 but you can't really see all the numbers I wanna see. Oh, you left a broken one here. No, I still used it, but that's why I brought it to the office. And then I got myself a new one that I used at home. Got it, got it. But if you're in a pinch. Well, I loved that because it was $300 on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I'm like, well, obviously I'm not gonna forego a breast pump, but I'm like, damn, that's just funny. It's funny what costs a lot and what doesn't cost a lot. I feel like breast pump is premium technology that like, and does an amazing service and they can seriously charge what they want. And the fact that it's covered by insurance, like they could charge more.
Starting point is 00:16:10 No, and you know what else was covered by my insurance that comes with my spectra 400 bags, God willing I should make so much milk that I use the bags. Okay, that's it. You don't want 400 bags in your house. Oh, I don't, but it's free. I couldn't choose a different amount.
Starting point is 00:16:23 You couldn't, that's gonna like be. No, it was automatically added when you put in the blue Spectra. I think I got a hundred bags and I never went through all of them. Okay, but maybe I'll be a super supplier. Maybe you will be a super producer. I mean with jugs like mine. You would think it has nothing to do
Starting point is 00:16:37 with breast size, shockingly. No, I don't mean more about the size. I mean the personality and girth of my breasts. They give super producer energy. Do you not agree? I understand you, but it's crazy how it doesn't work that way. But I'm not talking about size.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I'm talking about real grit and personality. You're talking about energy. Yes. I know. Cause I don't know if I would say that your breasts have the energy of super producers. Well, they're not super, they were never a super producer. Right. I would say you were a little below average.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Well, for the first, a little below. For the second, partially adequate. So, I don't know, I'm feeling, yeah. I'm feeling like I could- I need a supplement, yeah. I feel like I could feed the whole block, honestly. That's kind of the vibe, my breasts give off. Claudia, I really don't want you to jinx yourself. Even though I've heard being a, Even though I've heard being a super producer
Starting point is 00:17:26 is like just as bad as being an under producer. Like it's not a blessing. Like when you get to a certain point. Okay, at a certain point when you're filling up like actual milk jugs. Mason jars, yeah. So you're not gonna, hopefully, that would be crazy, but good for content.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You're not a super producer, but like you might be parchi. I just wanna let you know, if I am a super producer, like I am becoming one of those girls on TikTok who says like, they give you a breakdown, here's what, and they literally fill up, like, you know when you go to Costco and you get that big gallon of milk, like they fill up three of those a day. Yeah, that is like one in a billion person.
Starting point is 00:17:59 It's burdensome. I don't know anyone who's had that experience. But I'm actually pregnant at the same time as a lot of my friends. Like I could share and they would know it's coming from like a good clean source. You could, you could sell. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 You could donate. I just keep finding out like even more of my friends are pregnant and I can't tell you how fabulous it is. That's very exciting. It really is like just kind of crushed it honestly. Yeah, you're like so, you must love that. Like you're part of something.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Being a part of like every time I hear something. You're not early, you're not late. I'm just with the rest of them. And for a lot of my friends, it's their second, but a lot of them it's their first. Like not me, like living life on a good timeline. Like, sorry. I know you're not supposed to like compare
Starting point is 00:18:41 and like everybody's on their own timeline. And like that was me too. Cause I was like literally not wanting to have kids. When I'm 26, 27, I'm like, oh, no, still no, 28, no, 29, not really, 30, okay, fine. So for somebody who cares a lot about timelines, sorry, that's my toxic trait, I am absolutely crushing it.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah, for someone who cares what everyone else is up to. But literally, for somebody who's always looking over her shoulder? Yeah. Crushed. I'm happy for you. And your aforementioned friends who are pregnant. Yes, yes, of course I'm not gonna blow up their spots,
Starting point is 00:19:14 but it's a really party crew coming together. Oh, it is. Yeah, of like NYC moms. Will you be like sad and happy, but like when you leave them, cause like you will like graduate from happy, but like when you leave them? Cause like you will like graduate from the program soon. Why am I leaving? Oh yeah, cause some of them are like further behind.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Some of them are, some of them are ahead. Okay. And I feel like I kind of crushed that too. Like there's a couple of head and I'm right in the middle on this one. You're not gonna be the first one leaving. You're not gonna be the last one. No, Rachel totally goes next.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Like it's, it's kind of hard, G. No, I won't feel sad. I can kind of be like a guiding light for others. It's so beautiful. Yeah, yeah, it's been nice. And now it's just my phone knows, my phone knows that I'm debating between the Up a Baby Vista and the Bugaboo Fox 5.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And they're torturing me with it. They're torturing me with it to the point where like I actually don't care anymore. Just like give me a stroller. I shared my thoughts cause I have both. I know. Yes, like I actually have the Bugaboo is in New York. Like if you wanted to just take it.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Oh, free stroller? Oh, you know I'm being free? Free. There's a stroller in this studio. There should be, or it's like in, it's in New York. It's my- Free stroller? Oh, you know I'm being free? Free. There's a stroller in this studio? There should be, or it's in New York. It's not here. It's in my storage unit. Yeah, you are so up a baby Vista, up a baby Vista,
Starting point is 00:20:33 up a baby Vista. I love the up a baby Vista, I recommend it to everyone. And then I saw a girl on TikTok this morning, they know she was so chic, she had her up a baby Vista. But a lot of my friends in New York City who live similar lives to me, like they're working moms, but they like, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:48 spend half the days with their kids, like very similar structures. They swear by the Bugaboo Fox 5. So, I don't know. I don't know. The Bugaboo is like, definitely like the cooler, shaker stroller a little bit,
Starting point is 00:20:59 but like, Oh, it is? But like everyone really has the Uppa baby, but like Bugaboo is very nice. And I know some people do the Bugaboo donkey because it will easily convert into a two kid stroller if you're thinking ahead. And also, but then it's really wide,
Starting point is 00:21:15 but then there's like a little, you can make it like a little smaller and then there's a little compartment you could put Romeo in there. Just like that. Dad? No, I need you to tell me honestly, cause all I care about is being a cool mom.
Starting point is 00:21:28 When I walk in the streets and when I finally start looking like myself again and I have the sixth stroller, what is the Rolls Royce? Well, the Rolls Royce, Dior makes a stroller. No, no, but of baby brands. I know Dior is cool, but like who has better like branding? Well then there's also Silver Cross. Like now we're, like it's not just Bugaboo
Starting point is 00:21:49 versus Uppa Baby. But really like the Uppa Baby, you will see if you start to like go to the parks and start, everyone has the Uppa Baby, like for a reason. I love the Uppa Baby Vista, but Bugaboo has like something cooler about it. Cause maybe it's like, yeah, we don't care how easy it is to break down.
Starting point is 00:22:06 We like how it looks. Right, we're too cool for that. And you know, I'm just now remembering because our sister Olivia, when she gave birth to her first, we were all so excited and I remember my gift to her was her stroller. She's like, I should remind her of that. Yeah, you should.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I feel like she just doesn't remember. I bought her the silver cross. I remember I was like, oh wow, strollers are expensive. But of course it was our first baby. Like we were all. Between Olivia and I, we have every stroller out there. Right, right. I've literally teased this so many times
Starting point is 00:22:32 I could do a whole vlog on stroller. I have so many strollers. They are my passion. That's so crazy. I just, like, I'm more vapid. Like nothing was more exciting than getting a new, and in the beginning I was like, I'm getting the doona because I knew we were gonna move in a few months.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And I was like, I don't want a million strollers like in my hallway and I didn't have a love of stroller yet. I was like, we can walk around in the Duna, like that's fine. And then I like just started to see other people's strollers and they had like bassinette attachments. So then I got like the Yo-Yo because it's collapsible and had a bassinette and it was like just this little bassinette stroller.
Starting point is 00:23:00 But then I had it itch. And then I remember I was like, fuck it I'm getting a new baby. It's kind of like purses. Kind of like purses, like yeah. So. So that's like the journey I went on last night. Like now I know about the products and the names
Starting point is 00:23:14 and I'm like one of those girls, but you know what? Sorry, it had to be done. Just wait till you get your first. Yeah, I'm excited. That's exciting. Now in terms of show, how are the stories? The Epstein files files were not released. No, 200 pages were released of things we already knew.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Crap. And just his contacts in his phone. So there's new names, but that doesn't, I don't even wanna say those names because it's like- It's not a smokey gun. Not at all. He had Mick Jagger's phone number. Sorry, then I said Mick Jagger.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Sorry. Useless. Waiting for the Epstein files is like waiting for rain in this drought. Mick Jagger's phone number, like, sorry, then I said Mick Jagger, sorry. Useless, waiting for the Epstein files is like waiting for rain in this drought. Apparently like thousands of pages were withheld. No, and like good on that lady, Pam, who's like all about it, you know? She's figuring it out, like thank God, we've been like waiting for somebody to take on the job.
Starting point is 00:24:01 And so take your time, but like figure it out and stop like teasing us, you know? Yeah, the tease was kind of hard. And then like the binders and it's like, okay, they're here. And then it was a nothing burger. But then apparently a whistleblower told Pam that there's thousands of pages that like the FBI or the Southern District of New York with help from her.
Starting point is 00:24:18 So Pam is gonna get them. So it's a developing story, not the big breakthrough news we thought we were getting today. No new news. But we have Queenie and Weenie of the week, we have Southern Charm recap, and the new episodes of Love is Blind dropped today,
Starting point is 00:24:31 which we will be enjoying all weekend long. I don't know, I have to read this weekend for redheads. So my love is blind watching, we'll take a back seat, but do what you have to do. I'll be there for you guys, don't worry. Do what you have to do, turdy. Yeah, I will. Do what you gotta do. Are there Osc do. I'll be there for you guys, don't worry. Do what you have to do, Turtee. Yeah, I will. Do what you gotta do.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Are there Oscars this weekend? Are there? It feels like they are. People are talking about them a lot. Like I'm seeing- They're just talking about Carla Sofia Gascon. Oh no, that's like separate. What I'm seeing is like People Magazine,
Starting point is 00:24:57 like remembering Oscars 1993. Oh, tributes pouring in. No, not like tributes, but just like going down Oscar's memory lane, like in preparation. The fabulous thing about this is that we could Google it. Oscar's 2025. It's true, but I'm liking using context clues.
Starting point is 00:25:13 So that would make them March 2nd. Do you wanna put in the final guess as to when the Oscars are airing? I think they're airing on Sunday. March 2nd, 7 p.m. Yes, you are correct. Wow, that feels right. You know what else feels right?
Starting point is 00:25:26 Diving into the fast five stories you need to know. You do do do do do. It's a gargi parji morning with Chackie-Yo and Turdiloo. And the gargi parji morning is brought to you by Netflix and their new comedy series, Running Point. It comes from Hitmaker and potential ideal guest. Dream guest. Dream guest for the toast, Mindy Kaling.
Starting point is 00:25:50 And its stars are rom com queen, Kate Hudson. So it's a really edgy, bold, and funny twist on the underdog comedy. It features main character, Isla Gordon, played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot.
Starting point is 00:26:07 So basically, Kate Hudson's family owns this big basketball team and a scandal forces her brother to resign. She is then appointed president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied and professional basketball franchises, and it's her family business. So she's ambitious, often overlooked. Isla is going to have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community
Starting point is 00:26:25 that she was the right person for the job, especially in the unpredictable, male dominated world of sports. She may have not been a part of the original playbook, but as skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's an easy and fun binge with a sharp and edgy laugh out loud moments.
Starting point is 00:26:40 This is everything I need to enjoy my life this weekend. Like Made by Mindy Kaling, check. Starring Kate Hudson, check. Women in Sports, I mean, this is a sports podcast, it makes sense why Netflix wanted to sponsor this episode. I'm so down. And it launched yesterday, so you can now watch it on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:26:57 It's really pargy from the creators of Never Have I Ever, the Mindy Project. You can stream it now, Running Point isn't streaming now, only on Netflix. Thank you, Turdflix. You can stream it now. Running Point isn't streaming now, only on Netflix. Thank you Turd Flicks. You're welcome Flicks. Our first story. Fans are blasting Justin Timberlake
Starting point is 00:27:13 after he cancels his final concert of the US tour minutes before showtime. Wait, Justin Timberlake is getting hate and I don't know about it. That's so crazy because I'm kind of the creator of a lot of it. I think you were like busy on Canva and I don't know about it. That's so crazy because I'm kind of the creator of a lot of it. I think you were like busy on Canva and Miss sort of some of this.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Oh my God, on hows.com, like trying to make, also why is it so fucking hard to create a 3D rendering? To make a room rendering, I don't know. Like why do you have to be an architect? Like I know the room is a square, I know the dimensions, I could put a picture, like why do they make it so fucking hard?
Starting point is 00:27:43 No, it's seriously so crazy. I had this experience when I was doing the guest room and for you and I mean. Your guest room is like unique shape room. Like this is literally a square room. Why can't they just let me play around? They won't let you, they don't play around. And like I was on fucking Reddit,
Starting point is 00:28:01 like people being like, what do you use? And I was like, like just using, making free accounts at all. Like it was seriously so annoying. I ended up just doing it on preview on my Reddit, like people being like, what do you use? And I was like, caught like just using, making free accounts at all. Like it was seriously so annoying. I ended up just doing it on preview on my computer, but I slayed it. I wish I could share it, but I won't. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:14 That's like, you know, evil eye, evil eye. No, no, you're getting crazy. I know, I know, I know. Justin Timberlake posted to his IG story, you guys, I'm heartbroken. I have to cancel the show tonight. I went into soundtrack battling the flu and now it's gotten the best of me.
Starting point is 00:28:27 It kills me to disappoint you and my team who worked so hard to make the show happen. I wanna reassure you, you'll be getting refunds for your tickets. I love you all. So this was the final show in the US tour. Don't forget though, it's a world tour. Of course, who could?
Starting point is 00:28:42 So like there will still be global shows, I think, but this was the last show of the U S and he had to cancel due to the flu, which I understand. Now, of course, nobody understands better than us falling ill, but you know, there is a way to cancel a show and it's gonna get backlash no matter what, right? Like people are gonna be mad, sad, angry. And this is probably the worst way to do it.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Like very Morgan Wallen when people are already like in the facility. What's the worst way to do it. Like very Morgan Wallen when people are already like in the facility. What's the better way to do it? The better way to do it is like, I think you have until the morning of to make a decision. And if you're not canceling it, like you have to do the show. Got it. I mean, the best way,
Starting point is 00:29:19 the only person who's ever canceled a show and gotten no backlash is our King Luke Holmes, where he was very sick and halfway through the show, he said, listen, you're all getting a refund. I'm still finishing, but it's not gonna be my best work. So sing along with me. If I like take a break, you sing the words, you'll get a refund.
Starting point is 00:29:34 We're rescheduling the show, but I'm still gonna spend the next hour here. Like that's our pargy king. And so when people like that exist, it's hard to like say to Justin Timber, like, why couldn't you do that, you know? Yeah, and then remember like Kelsey Ballerini played through the flu a couple of weeks ago
Starting point is 00:29:50 and she had to leave in the middle of the show also. So yeah, leaving in the middle is different than canceling right before. Like at least she tried and she, people got like half a show and then are getting another one. So you get one and a half shows for the price of one ticket. Like, it's actually not so bad. They're getting, she rescheduled or she refunded.
Starting point is 00:30:07 No, your tickets will be honored for a rescheduled date. She will be doing the show. So that's not so terrible. The worst is obviously Morgan Wallen, while people are, the openers already have played. So there's a bad way to do it. There's really, there's not even a good way to do it, but the Luke Combs way was like, obviously,
Starting point is 00:30:26 the one people say now. Have you seen that clip? Have you seen the clip? People are like, he's like, listen, I'm really, like I can't. You got a whole show and a refund? I can't sing, so I'm gonna refund your tickets. And everybody's like, boo, oh.
Starting point is 00:30:39 But, and then everybody starts like cheering when they realize they're getting a free show. That's crazy. And I see clips from that show, he sounded totally fine. I'm sure it was amazing. Yeah, but- It's a tough spot to be in,
Starting point is 00:30:49 especially when you feel really sick, like you really feel like shit, you can't do much. And I think Justin just expected too much from himself, like pushing himself, thinking like, I'm Justin Timberlake, I've got this. And he didn't have it. Yeah. He definitely has like a toxic sense of self.
Starting point is 00:31:04 He didn't listen to his body. He tried to push through. And if he had listened earlier in the day, he could have canceled like with reasonable time before the babysitter showed up. Yeah. I mean, I obviously choose to see the worst in Justin Timberlake. Like if this were someone that I loved,
Starting point is 00:31:17 I would say, oh my God, feel better. You're such a queen. Like take the time you need. That's really sweet. That like 10 minutes before doors open, like that's amazing. Who's even there at that time? No one.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It's so funny. Yeah, you can really like paint this in whatever way you want it. Like if this was Kelly Clarkson, you would say- Oh my God, I would say Kelly must- She works so hard. She loves her fans so much.
Starting point is 00:31:34 She must be so, so sick. I feel horrible for her. I wouldn't even want to go. I wouldn't even want this. Keep my money. I wouldn't want to participate. Keep my money for your IV drip, okay? Yeah, so we're obviously like haters,
Starting point is 00:31:45 so that's what you're seeing reflected here. This is such a neutral way of handling it, like nothing really wrong happened, it's unfortunate. No, it's a little too soon, minutes before. But okay. You need to give people time. What if it was Kelly? She was pushing through to the end
Starting point is 00:32:00 and then the doctor came in and said, Kelly, you can't. Well, the thing is, I can speak hypothetically because it wasn't Kelly. So if it was Kelly, I would also say like, girl, I'll give people a little bit more time. But I know like if we were actually recording an episode and it was Kelly, I would be like, the thing is, you know what? It's like my Karen Huger blind spot. It comes down to trusting your fates. No, because if Kelly did this, I would say like she must have been so sick.
Starting point is 00:32:20 She must have wanted to go on so badly. And they literally were they were holding her back from the stage. Because I know that's Kelly's work ethic. Now, Justin Timberlake is not my fave. I don't trust him. I don't know that he's always trying to like do the best thing. That's why I can't say the same. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And we actually have recent proof that he's not always trying to do the best thing where he literally drove under the influence after having a couple of martinis in Sag Harbor. So I know that decision- making isn't his strong suit. Let's be real. That's what I learned from the Great Justin Timberlake DUI. Okay, what if Karen Huger canceled her performance
Starting point is 00:32:52 10 minutes before? Well, you know I would have been in the front row and I would have been really upset. You take all the time you need. Yes, I heard Karen Huger is thriving in jail. She's there already? She's been booked, yeah. Okay, I think Karen Huger is thriving in jail. She's there already. She's been booked, yeah. Okay, I think she'll do okay.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I hope. Yeah, I hope they're filming at some part of it. Someone, somewhere. But yeah, there's a camera somewhere. Although she didn't show up for the last reunion and I thought it was implied that she wasn't returning, but I can't imagine she would have turned down whatever paycheck they were offering her to cover
Starting point is 00:33:26 this part of her life. You know what? It's time to throw that rule out the window for Karen. I like sometimes I'm throwing a lot of rules out the window. Hard and fast rule. Like you don't answer for your sense of the reading. You're not on the next season. Sometimes you're Karen Huger. And like, seriously, sometimes you're Mary Cosby. I'll wipe my ass with this rule. Right. and sometimes you're Adrienne Maloof. Blacklisted forever. And the rule wiped its ass with you. You were right.
Starting point is 00:33:50 So I just think different strokes for different folks. How about that? Yeah, I want to normalize. Yeah, normalize being inconsistent because people are always like, especially I got like a lot of backlash for my Karen Huger take. And people were like, so annoying to see Claudia.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Like, I know I feel that like, but I just wanna say, do not come to me looking for consistency in all my thoughts and opinions when it comes to celebrities or just random things. I have my faves, I have people I hate. I'm really mean to people I hate, and I'm really lenient with people that I like.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Kelly Clarkson could seriously drunk drive and kill me, and I wouldn't care. I just, I'm sorry, I have my faves, and yes, I am an inconsistent hypocrite. Ah, okay, I don't't care. Like I just, I'm sorry, I have my faves and I, yes, I am an inconsistent hypocrite. Ah, okay, I don't fucking care. No, it's important to have rules and then also like anything else, there are exceptions to the rule. Like there just are.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Rules for thee and not for me. Rules for thee and not for Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson. Correct, yeah, well, we need to make a list of people who the rules, like the regular rules don't apply to. The notebook is out, it's for iDarries. Okay, this will be called, those to whom the rules don't apply.
Starting point is 00:34:52 You find your pen? I'm scared, I can't find my pen. Oh my gosh. Oh, hopefully you didn't take the cap off and it's leaking all over your new chair. No, no, no, that's not what's happening. Do you want me to write it down on my phone and we can transcribe it later?
Starting point is 00:35:02 You could start while I just, I'm scrambling. I need to find my pen because it is mightier than the sword. And what did you say? It's not. What did you want the pen- Rules to whom? Rules to whom? Those to whom the rules don't apply.
Starting point is 00:35:18 The rules don't apply. Karen Huger, Kelly Clarkson, who else? And this isn't just like a list of our favorite people. It's just different. Like we're not gonna start going, it's not like Dreamcast. Because Taylor's my favorite, but like if Taylor can drive,
Starting point is 00:35:33 like I actually might have some harsh words for her. I completely agree. Because she's so influential, she shouldn't be knowing better than that. And like a younger person, like really knows how to call an Uber more than an older person. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:35:45 There are so many things. Okay, leave it, no, no, I think we just leave it at that and we let it build. Yeah, we'll kind of let the chips fall where they're at. So we're foolishly meant to Justin Timberlake. I actually, I don't know if you guys can hear I'm coming down with a little something. Not again.
Starting point is 00:35:59 I know, but I do think because I had like the big bad flu, it shouldn't be as bad. It's giving antibodies. It is, hopefully. Hopefully they kick in. Are you ready for our next story? A little sports news. Sports?
Starting point is 00:36:15 Travis Kelsey confirms that he is not retiring. He said he can't go out like that. He has confirmed he will not retire after 12 years in the league. He told Pat McAfee, I'm coming back back for sure gonna try and get to the best shape I've been in this offseason and get back to the mountaintop Got a real bad taste in my mouth with how I played in the last game and how I got the guys ready for battle I can't go out like that. So he will be back for his
Starting point is 00:36:39 13th 13th No, I think this is the right choice like he could retired. Like he's at a place where he's done enough age-wise. Like he could have, but I understand A, not wanting to go out like that. B, him and his team are at a point where like, they still can win another Superbowl. They should have almost won this one. Like it wasn't like, you know, impossible.
Starting point is 00:36:57 So I think that he can go out with another Superbowl win. And if he is like spending the next year committing himself to like peak physical, mental toughness, like no one's more prepared, like down and has, you know, experience doing that than Taylor. Like that's her thing, right? That's true. He can't go out like that.
Starting point is 00:37:13 This is his Arrows Tour. He needs one more season where he's gonna play worse. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. You always run the risk. Of course. Of Aaron Rodgersing it. The good news though, is that even if he plays bad again,
Starting point is 00:37:26 like he's on such a good team that his mistakes are kind of hidden. They won't have a horrible season even if they don't win the Super Bowl. He's not one of the players like a Tom Brady where if he sucks, the whole team sucks. Right, the team will have a respectable season. So even if it's not his best,
Starting point is 00:37:39 like it'll be a fine way to go out. Although I do want to say, it's not a terrible way to go out. Although I do want to say, it's not a terrible way to go out if you made it to the Super Bowl. Now, the way they lost was really bad, but you still made it to the Super Bowl. So I don't think it's like the most embarrassing way to go out.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Like what happened to Aaron Rodgers and the Jets? Like that's embarrassing. Right, but he didn't retire, did he, Aaron Rodgers? Well, I don't know what he's gonna do, but I assume retirement is in his future, like sometime soon. And it's, you went to another team to like revive it, very much like Brady and the Buccaneers.
Starting point is 00:38:10 And not only did you get injured on day one, you never won a game and then you got dropped. Like that's embarrassing. You know what I think about a lot? Like how much does Aaron Rodgers hate that guy who broke his ankle? Oh, that's so funny. I don't feel like he would because he came back, like he got another chance. No, but it like ruined his ankle. Oh, that's so funny. I don't feel like he would because he came back
Starting point is 00:38:26 and he got another chance. No, but it like ruined his season. Like ruined the moat. Like he had big things planned for this stage of his life. And like that guy in one fell swoop like, and I'm sure Aaron sees the bright side now is all meant to happen. But like if I were Aaron,
Starting point is 00:38:41 I would fucking hate that person. That's so funny when you get injured as an athlete, do you blame the person who was it not? I don't know, but like, if it's not clean, I would, I wonder if they have, men don't like hold as much like grudges. No, like Jason Street from Friday Night Lights, like yeah, he ended up with a lot of resentment
Starting point is 00:38:59 towards the person who injured him because he became paralyzed. Like, but when you're in the sport and getting injured, it's just sort of like a rite of passage. It happens a lot. You're out for a couple of games, you're out for a season. I don't know if you take umbrage with every person who injures you.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I think that's like a toxic mentality. The big one? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I would be mad. Would you be mad? Well, it's circumstantial. If I'm DeMar Hamlin, yeah, I'm mad at the guy
Starting point is 00:39:22 who tackled me and put me into cardiac arrest. It's differentantial. Like if I'm Demar Hamlin, like yeah, I'm mad at the guy who like tackled me and put me into cardiac arrest. Like it's different varying degrees. I feel like a torn Achilles is kind of like expected when you're 40 and in the NFL. So of course cardiac arrest would be like the highest. Up there with Jason Street being paralyzed. Yes, however, I think like Achilles tear. So say that's 10 out of 10, Jason Demar.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I would say Achilles is like a seven. Yeah, that's pretty high. Yeah, but it's not out of the ordinary. It is out of the ordinary to go into cardiac arrest on the field and to end up paralyzed. No, it's not out of the ordinary, but it's like, it's one of the worst things. It's a sports injury.
Starting point is 00:39:58 It's what you're signing up for. I don't know. I feel like it's like worse than ACL. No, I think it's ACL. You think it's ACL? Like it's up there. Yeah, and so I think if Aaron ACL. You think it's ACL? Like it's up there. Yeah, and so I think if Aaron like walks around with this chip on his shoulder,
Starting point is 00:40:07 mad at the guy who injured him, like that's a toxic trait of Aaron's because I don't think it's warranted. I think when you get into sports, like you understand you're gonna get injured and you can't be mad at every person who injures you unless you go into cardiac arrest or are paralyzed. I would include Achilles and ACL in that as well.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Oh, I wouldn't, okay. Anything that requires like, yeah, serious surgery and like out for the season. No, surgery is like so classic. Anything that requires surgery, like yeah, serious surgery and like out for the season. Surgery is like so classic. Like everybody gets surgery when they're athletes. I disagree. Wow, that's big of you, Turte. If anybody knows any football players,
Starting point is 00:40:35 like please sound off in the comments. Do they hold grudges? By the way, I know football players. Okay, do they hold grudges? Should I ask how you use check? Yeah, say hypothetically, Okay, do they hold grudges? Should I ask Kyle use check like? Yeah, say hypothetically. And I feel like it would have to be like a non clean, non clean.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Kyle comma, as a football player, I have a question for you period. I'm doing research for a podcast episode period. When you get injured, comma, do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle? Is this a dumb question? No, it's just like if he hasn't experienced that, maybe he doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Has he had like almost a career ending injury? Can you Google it? I don't wanna be stupid like, and ask him a question that like is like a big part of his career and I don't want to be stupid like, and ask him a question that like, is like a big part of his career and I don't know it. Okay, Kyle use check injuries. A finger, knee. Do you hate them question mark?
Starting point is 00:41:38 Or you just understand it's par for the course in this line of work. He suffered knee injuries, he missed time in 20. He had like standard, you know? Yeah, like I feel like he probably has a healthy outlook. Okay. I'm asking, but let me read it one more time because I'm actually embarrassed of this question.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you. Did I make it sound like I'm a football player? I'm just gonna say, Kyle, I have a question for you. Obviously he's a football player. He knows that, I don't need to tell him. I'm doing research for a podcast episode. Not me acting like I'm like, humor and research. That I'm actively recording.
Starting point is 00:42:20 When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards a person who was responsible for your injury? When you get a serious injury. When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards a person who is responsible for your injury? When you get a serious injury. When you get seriously injured. Can you say when a player, because we have like. When a player gets seriously injured. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle, question mark. Do you hate them or do you just understand that it's par for the course in this line of work? I think that's a good text. Can you also add, and what if it wasn't a clean hit?
Starting point is 00:42:49 Does that change things? I feel like there's not really room for nuance in this already long text message. I kind of just want to send it or delete the whole- Send it, fire it off. But he's on the West Coast. Fire, Jackie. Fire, well it's off season,
Starting point is 00:43:01 I don't think he's on the West Coast. Oh. Fire it off or delete the whole thing. Claudia, fire it off. If I don't think he's on the West coast. Fire it off or delete the whole thing. Claudia fire it off. Like if you can't like use your friendship with him to learn critical information. Then what am I doing here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:12 And plus you want to know more about your friend. Yeah, that's a good question. I think so. And people like people in the comments to be like, my husband plays in an intramural flag football league. And he said, we're not talking about that. No, we're talking about the pros. This is your career and like it could be career ending.
Starting point is 00:43:29 You have, you can't play for the season. Like I want to know. So Travi is back in the big game next season. We'll see you rocking the stage at Arrowhead. Precisely. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Christina Hall is expressing some regret
Starting point is 00:43:46 over not signing a prenup with her third husband, Josh. So Christina Hall, so this is a confluence of our favorite things. Christina, Tarek. El Moussa Hack. Heather. H-E-T-E's. And also, is she going by Christina Hall?
Starting point is 00:44:00 Right now she's Christina Hall, yeah. Cause I didn't know who you were talking about. She is, to me now she's Christina Hack. El Moussa and Steg. Hall. Hall. Christina Hall regrets not signing a prenup with her estranged husband Josh Hall. The HGTV star spoke candidly about her third divorce during a conversation with her friend Cassie in Wednesday's episode of the flip-off. Like of course the flip-off making news always. Making news again. She said oh my god it's crazy he wants to retire off of me.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Honestly, if I would have really understood the repercussions of all of this, I would have gotten a prenup or I never would have married him. I feel like one of the benefits of being married so many times is that you do understand the repercussions. So I'm shocked to learn that A, she didn't sign a prenup and B, she's like regretting and wishing she did.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Yeah, she said that he's tried to steal some of her assets including ATVs and quad bikes from her home in Tennessee. She said, it's so, so confusing for me why someone would want to do that to me, especially someone that didn't have to work for a few years. She alleged that he's taking advantage of her by making asinine settlement offers that would result in her paying him more money.
Starting point is 00:44:59 She said, it's exhausting. I just can't wait for it to be done, but I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon. So, so. And then also a compliment of like- I hate to kick someone when they're down, but Christina should know better. Oh, true.
Starting point is 00:45:12 But also, but you don't feel strongly about man leeching off of woman? Oh, I do, I do. I'm holding space for two truths. Like he gives Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband energy, like was looking for a wealthy woman to leech off of and even in divorce is still trying to milk her dry. At least that man had kids with Kelly.
Starting point is 00:45:30 So he had like a little bit of a light to stand on. This guy has like seriously no grounds and he's like a grifter. So I'm holding space for that. And there's also just something icky about like a man who wants to like take money from a woman, get a job, but also like I'm kind of tisking at Christina Hack.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Like the whole joke of the seven husbands of Christina Hall is like, she's had a million marriages and she's gonna have a million more and we love that for her. She's a hopeless romantic, but you are supposed to learn something from every marriage. So her first marriage-
Starting point is 00:46:00 So her first marriage- You should have a stack of boiler plate prenups in your desk. Her first marriage was Tarek and obviously they split things 50-50, but that was like the most, that was where they built their business together. They had kids together.
Starting point is 00:46:11 So them splitting everything in half was completely fair. Yeah. Then was she ever married to Aunt Annstand or they were like engaged? And married from 2018 to 2021. So I feel like he has his own career. She had her own career and they were like happy to like come in and leave with what they came in with.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Like it would have been too messy to start poking at each other's businesses. Yeah, so perhaps this is the first time she's been with a man who's not as wealthy or wealthier than her. And she hadn't learned this lesson yet that this can happen. Yeah, right, because she kind of got lucky in the last two. Yeah, so when you think about it like that, it makes sense, like this is almost like, it's not like it's happened. Yeah, right. Because she kind of got lucky in the last two. Yeah. So when you think about it like that, it makes sense.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Like this is almost like, it's not like it's happened twice to her. Like it's her first time. And now going forward with Christopher LaRocca. Oh, right. She's engaged again. Or just dating. They are dating.
Starting point is 00:46:58 But he's a businessman. So maybe she doesn't want to pre-nom. Maybe she wants some of that LaRocca fortune. Right. She's going from dating somebody with less money than her to now dating somebody with much more money than her, hopefully, if his business is as booming as we thought it might be.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I think it will be big. Huge. Christina's got her finger on the pulse of that stuff, except for Josh. I'm just checking to see if Kyle texts me. I'm like feeling embarrassed. Oh, I have a text. No, I think it's a great text, like wanting to-
Starting point is 00:47:21 Oh, he said, Hey Claudia, that's a great text, like wanting to- He said, hey, Claudia, that's a great question. There's no resentment unless there's like a cheap shot outside of the rules, like a helmet to helmet hit or a hit after the whistle, so you're right. That's speaking for me, but I think the vast majority would agree. Extremely helpful.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Oh, you have a follow-up? Could you ask him, like on the record, do you think, let him know it's on the record, now you're gonna share his answer. Oh, you have a follow up? Could you ask him, like on the record, do you think, let him know it's on the record, now you're gonna share his answer. Okay, helpful. And Kristin said, cause I put it in a group chat with Kristin, she said, that's actually an amazing question.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Okay, helpful, thank you. Could you say on the record, do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel? Do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel? The guy who broke his Achilles heel? You could say we're recording live like we're currently recording. You don't have to answer period.
Starting point is 00:48:19 We are currently recording. Period. We are currently recording. I'm excited. You gotta give people a heads up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not everyone's Ben and knows that everything that you text him is fodder for the show.
Starting point is 00:48:37 So true. How is Ben? Why, what'd you hear? Nothing, I just like, you haven't talked about him in like a day. It's cause it's been a hard week for us. It's been 50 degrees in New York and Ben has been like golfing in the middle of February.
Starting point is 00:48:53 It's been hard. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you see the reel that I sent you? I did. You didn't watch it. I watched the entire thing. You are sending me reels propaganda. At first Jackie sent me this reel and I almost turned it off
Starting point is 00:49:05 because it was this girl being like, my husband golfs. Almost every- He loves to golf, it makes him so happy. We have three kids on your floor. And I let him do it every single weekend and here's why. And I was like, oh, this is a joke, obviously. But then she was saying like, no, on the days that he golfs, like he has to wake up early, take the kids to breakfast,
Starting point is 00:49:22 spend the entire day with them, put them down for a nap, do all the work and then go, once the kids to breakfast, spend the entire day with them, put them down for a nap, do all the work and then go once they're napping, then go golf for like four, five hours while they nap for two. And then I have to do the rest three hours. But he did, you know, everything up until that point. And I had all that time to myself and then he'll pick up dinner on the way home from golf. Right. So basically like it was her life hack being like, I don't take care of my kids all Saturday, but my husband gets to golf. I got it. I thought it was propaganda because she is
Starting point is 00:49:48 in a unique situation, the woman in the reel, because her husband golfs for four hours. My husband has never golfed for four hours in his life. He makes it a whole day. They go to the spa, the locker room, they have lunch, they go to the range, they have cocktails. Like, it's a whole, like he loves golf, but he loves the whole environment.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Going in and out for a couple of holes, that doesn't do it for him. So her husband- Compromise with him and say like, you can golf today, but like just 18 holes period, like no spa, no good cheese. Like I can, but then that's not like what the lady in the reels was saying. It makes him so happy.
Starting point is 00:50:26 No, I just know she had a fucking gun to her head and like he was standing behind the camera with a gun. Like, I like it. Don't send me that propaganda. I didn't like it at all. Maybe it's cause you guys also live far from the golf course. So all the driving, I thought she, okay. I thought she figured it out.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Kyle Uchchek said he would guess that Aaron Rodgers doesn't have any resentment. It was a pretty routine tackle. Okay, there we go. Thank you. Extraordinarily helpful, comma. Can't thank you guys enough, period. I just feel like these are the questions Pat McAfee should be asking to Aaron directly. Maybe he does and I missed it.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Yeah, I mean, it's amazing what you can miss when you don't watch someone's show ever. I just feel like if Aaron said, like, I fucking hate that guy, it'd be headline news. Well, yeah, Aaron, if he did it, that we should have known because if Aaron did hate the guy who tackled him, he would have given him a nickname
Starting point is 00:51:20 and started hating him going on Pat McAfee, like dragging him and his family. So we should have known because we didn't hear any of that, that he was probably cool with it. I just want to know who it was. I'm so glad Kyle and Kristen thought that was like not a dumb question. I was like actually feeling major regret and embarrassment.
Starting point is 00:51:34 No, I actually feel like it's a very insightful question. Like you want to know the emotions of your friends. And so I was. Fun fact, Kyle, you check went to Harvard. Isn't that crazy? I knew that. From you.
Starting point is 00:51:51 It's a fun fact. From my fun fact. From the fact queen. You call me fat? I heard fat. I said fact. I posted a picture today on my Instagram story of like you and I looking cute to promote the fact
Starting point is 00:52:03 that our new theme song is available to stream on music streaming platforms. And I got like a lot of responses from people like, oh my God, slay, jawline, oh my God, you were so thin. Actually, I've seen people like make TikToks and social media posts about things you should never say to a pregnant woman. And I'm like, nobody says that. They fucking do.
Starting point is 00:52:21 That's crazy. It was multiple. And maybe people thought it was like a recent photo and they're congratulating me on looking good recently, but it was clearly an old photo. Yeah, well, or maybe like that's what they think that you look like. And like you do look like that.
Starting point is 00:52:37 You don't look so dissimilar. I really do. It's fine. You don't have to like, I'm on camera every day. Like I know. No, I'm trying to hold space for like your toxic mentality with this,
Starting point is 00:52:47 because I'm sure I was the same, like when I was first pregnant. I don't remember you talking about it a lot, but you like, you did feel this way, but you weren't always talking about it. Were you thinking about it all the time? Cause I think about it pretty much every minute of every day. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Cool. Maybe, yeah, but over time, like it's just, you'll change your point of view about it. So I'm just trying to listen. Mm-hmm, and learn. And not judge. I love that. We listen and we don't judge.
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Starting point is 00:55:55 SpongeBob is pregnant. No, Spidey and his Amazing Friends has been renewed for season five at Disney Junior after a big ratings win. Don't you feel like Spidey and his Amazing Friends is like taking over? I feel like a kids show hasn't been this popular in so long. No, I literally, I never hear of it outside of you and your family.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Like I leave your house and I leave the Spidey-verse. Really? I'm just curious, and I'm not complaining at all because like you do an amazing job, but are we like now a kids programming update? Like, is this like a new category we're covering? I'm enjoying the Peppa Pig. We spoke about nurseries for 30 minutes. We popped off with Peppa Pig yesterday, like one of category we're covering. I'm enjoying the Peppa Pig. I mean, we spoke about nurseries for 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:56:26 We popped off with Peppa Pig yesterday, like one of our most popular clips. Like maybe we just need to go where the wind takes us, turdy. I'm not complaining at all. And I understood, Peppa, I understood this one like a little bit less. But again, it maybe just is not my sphere.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Did you want to hear like details about Gene Hackman's wife being mummified? Cause that was the other option. Got it. Okay. So all you had to say was that like, this is what we were leftmified? Cause that was the other option. Got it. Okay. So all you had to say was that like, this is what we were left with on a Friday. I had two stories up. I was going to ask you which one you prefer,
Starting point is 00:56:50 but then I'm like, I don't want to gamify the mummification. I'm never going to tell you how to do your job. I was just asking cause we haven't had like an offline conversation. Yeah, I think the people like it. Listen, I happen to think Spider-verse is a piece of shit. I hate Spidey.
Starting point is 00:57:05 I hate his amazing friends. I hate Ghost Spider. The only one I don't hate is Tracy. I hate the music associated with this show. I hate the books associated with the show. How can you hate the music? Because when I'm at your house, like I, well, actually do you want to know why?
Starting point is 00:57:19 Yeah, I just asked. I associated with my first trimester, like being nauseous. When I was at your house. You're like laying back on repeat on my Sonos. And your kids are like, let's eat the Sandman, let's eat the Sandman. And I just think, I automatically feel nauseous.
Starting point is 00:57:35 That's why I'm glad I got down to the bottom of it. It reminds me of a time where I felt like crap and I was like taking naps and feeling a verse and then we went to the Aero store and I felt so sick. Like I am associating that negative time with that one book in particular and the Spidey universe in total. Yeah, Go Web's Go.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Oh, please. Like I actually just felt a chunk of food rise in my throat. Like Go Web's Go. That's such a shame because I feel like Spidey could be something that's like big in your house one day, especially because of the soundtrack. And like Ben will love,
Starting point is 00:58:06 as much as you can love a kid soundtrack, like Ben will love Spidey. Maybe I'll get over it by then. I don't know. Okay. Well, if I had known that then, and like I'd known your distaste for Spidey and his amazing friends, I maybe wouldn't have to say this.
Starting point is 00:58:21 They're not amazing either. That's the thing. And Aunt May, who's like in charge of like these three kids, she's never around. She's like definitely somebody needs to call CPS. She's always leaving these really young kids out on their own in like really dangerous cities with dangerous criminals like the Goblin.
Starting point is 00:58:40 The criminals like constantly wanna exterminate Spidey and his friends and like the entire town. And then they always thwart them and then just let them off the hook. Like there's no real justice. That's what bothers me. Where's crime and punishment? Why are you giving them another chance
Starting point is 00:58:53 to rob the bank and the hot dog stand? To get away. Put them behind bars, call it a day and live in peace. And it's an important like lesson for kids to learn. Like there are repercussions for your actions, but not for the sand man, not for the Green Goblin. They just get away and they get to do bad things again. Doc Ock, like she's a bitch.
Starting point is 00:59:12 I'm not familiar with Doc Ock and I'm so glad. Please don't tell me anything more about her. You wouldn't like her. But anyways, what's actually really remarkable about Spidey and his amazing friends, like I feel like it's like a rebooted version of Spider-Man like for the children. And I have not seen like a reboot have this much success.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Like it's crushing it. It's really crushing it. Five seasons. A walk to remember is being rebooted. That could top Spidey. It could. Although I don't know how you reboot like a movie. You're just making it again?
Starting point is 00:59:41 Okay, we're gonna run it back. And Mandy Moore is still an actress and could still be Jamie. And I feel like they're gonna make it again? Okay, we're gonna run it back. And Mandy Moore is still an actress and could still be Jamie. And I feel like they're gonna make it like very modern. Like instead of having cancer, she's gonna have like Lyme's disease or something, you know? No, no, I don't know. Like I wouldn't like that change.
Starting point is 00:59:59 I often think about that line from, I mean, I think a lot about Awok to remember, but he was like the wind. I couldn't see him. Her, actually, he's talking about her after she died. Her love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it. I hope that if when they do reimagine it, like it's too a T.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Like I feel like I could see them changing some of the themes, because it's obviously like very pro religion. Oh is it because they're dads a pastor and like oh and then and then he ends up finding Jesus. He's with his Bible and he's been found. Yeah yeah well they need to leave it. Yeah you're right you're right. But I could see them like doing away with that and instead he's like manifesting his dream. Like stop it. They're replacing Jesus with manifestation for sure. Keep the Bible in a walk to remember. Now who's the heart, like the young heartthrob?
Starting point is 01:00:52 Who's the Shane? That's his name, right? I feel like I know three young actors. Of course Noah Centennial comes to mind. Jacob Elordi. Wait, Jackie, it's actually a good call, Noah Centennial, like the bad boy turned priest. Jacob Elordi? Wait, Jackie, it's actually a good call Noah Centennial, like the bad boy turned priest. Jacob Elordi and Austin Butler.
Starting point is 01:01:09 He's not right for it. No, they're not right for it. You need someone who's, cause they're high schoolers. Yeah. Wait, I really like Noah Centennial. And then who's the Mandy Moore? She has to sing and she has to be like this young ingenue.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Okay, by the way, that's a really good call. Like I could see it. She obviously has acting history. She sings, pargely. And then she has like a nice voice for like a girl who just like gets on stage and is like, no, I'm afraid. Yeah, it's giving her character in High School Musical. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:43 And then who is like the really strict dad, priest? Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid's not old to be a Libra Beard, but he goes, dad. I was gonna say he's too old to have a daughter in high school. Should it be Mason Disick? Should it be?
Starting point is 01:01:58 Who, how old are you when you have a daughter in high school? You're like 40. Yeah. Kind of like the dad a little bit from White Lotus. Claudia, Jason Street. Oh, Scott Porter, yeah. Scott Porter. Pargy.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Pargy. Wait, we just absolutely crushed this. And that's like the only other character, right? Like she has the friends, like the mean group of friends, but I don't need to- That like, yeah, that mean girl who like she stole like Shane from. Yeah, yeah, just that could be like a regular mean girl.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Sabrina Cumber, girl. Okay. Oh, wait and wait, Joshua Bassett has to be Shane. He could be, he could be. So down, this movie sounds amazing. I'll always remember, she would kill it. The late afternoon, yeah. Like that soundtrack, that movie, Only Hope. Only Hope like actually changed our DNA cells.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah. I know the movie was really popular. I know the song was really popular too, but I don't think that particular song had as much of an impact on our generation as it did on us specifically. Like we loved that fucking song. I think it, what I've learned, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:06 we've a lot of us have had the same experiences. Like I think a lot of people had that experience with that song, like in a good way. Oh, okay. Oh yeah, that's good. I think it was hard to hear that song and like not be changed. So I lay my head back down.
Starting point is 01:03:21 The first time I saw that movie, I was choking on my own sobs. Like I was so upset. Yeah. And that opening scene with that kid. Yeah. Where he like hits a pipe. Oh my God. Just devastating. There's a lot of big themes. A lot of big reboot news, essentially.
Starting point is 01:03:37 A lot of big reboot news. So that's a twofer. Yeah. I love that. We'll add it to the, to the story. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's a little fashion news. A new trend has emerged at Milan Fashion Week and we actually called this one.
Starting point is 01:03:51 We did? Models are bearing their butt cracks at Milan Fashion Week. Oh no. And style gurus are outraged saying, I do not wanna live in that world. Low rise jeans are back and there's no butts about it. At Milan Fashion Week, Diesel debuted its fall winter 2025 collection
Starting point is 01:04:07 featuring egregiously low denim cut in which models bared their butt cracks. So there's a stream of models walking down the runway in low-rise jeans plus crack. And this just proves to you that butt cracks are ugly because models are supposed to have like the most beautiful of everything and even their butt cracks are ugly.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Sometimes it's like, yeah, it's kind of a crazy look, but it looks good on a model. You know, it's not gonna look good on a regular person who has like a hairy butt crack. Yeah, and so it doesn't even look good on models. This doesn't bode well. The only time I've ever enjoyed seeing crack, and I didn't even see crack,
Starting point is 01:04:38 is when Hailey Bieber wore like that really low dress, but it was like a fake, and they put like a diamond thong in it. That was really party, but we didn't see her butt crack. So my stand, my point stands, but cracks are not attractive. Even of the elite fashion European, your butt cracks are just as ugly as mine. It makes me feel good that I don't have
Starting point is 01:04:57 like a particularly ugly butt crack. I kind of have like a big crack. In what sense tall, long? Deep. Oh, well that is not visible to the eye. Yeah, no, it kind of, it's something you need to feel to believe. Right.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Which obviously I have. Okay, show it off. Pop off, crack. Pop off, cracktia. And I feel like the fashion community, like they're always trying to like push boundaries and they do like radical things and it's always applauded as like art or whatever. And I feel like the fashion community, like they're always trying to like push boundaries and they do like radical things
Starting point is 01:05:26 and it's always applauded as like art or whatever. And I kind of love that this happened and the fashion editors and the people at large are not down for it. Like I really feel like they're running out of bits to show, you know, like, cause pretty much people walk around naked, but they do wear on these.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Not anymore. Here's crack. What's next? Labia, la vagina plasti. Yeah, but then not everyone has that. So what's next? Dong? Is that penis?
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yeah. What's next, Dong? Like you seriously live on a different planet. Dong? And I think you're getting confused because I think you're thinking of schlong. I think I'm thinking of dong. You're thinking of like dick and schlong, dong.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Dong meaning. Is it there? No. The deep resonance sound of a large bell. No, dong definition from Merriam-Webster. No, I guess it would be an urban dictionary. Wait, but Merriam, it said dick. Penis, dong.
Starting point is 01:06:35 Usually vulgar. Penis, dong. Penis is here. Okay. I think you meant schlong, because I think you're just getting lucky. No, no, no. Schlong is like a different energy.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I actually like the energy that schlong emits. It's very like schlong. Yeah, it's like schlongy, but I actually like the energy of dong. Yeah, right. I'm thinking of, of course, like a bell. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Now I just, I need to know if there are other people who think they should just like take the dog. I think you should take the W and just run with it. Etymology online says penis. Okay. They didn't mince words over there. Penis 1891 slang of unknown origin, perhaps suggested by dingus and other names for unnameable things. Parch.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Shall we dive into the Southern Charm recap where you just basically pretty much tell me everything that happens? I thought you'd never ask. I also believe last week you did not bring up the scene because it came up for me all over social media and like now I'm obsessed with the scene where Shep has like the actual balls to recite to Austin the text message he wrote to Sienna.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Is that her name? Yeah. And like the pure cringe of that moment. Like the verbal diarrhea and then like Austin's reaction. It was so funny. Claudia, he recites it to everyone. No. Last night he recited it to Molly,
Starting point is 01:08:01 like the girl that he likes him, everyone knows likes him. And he knows that she likes him. That text, if I hear freckled lips one more time. If I hear freckled lips one more time, I'm gonna have to turn this off. But last night was like really bad for Shep and Sienna's relationship.
Starting point is 01:08:17 We're still in the Bahamas. What's going on with Shep and Sienna is that like, he sent the text, he's spiraling. They went out that night after the dinner. She went home early with a stomach ache like the night before or something. And the boys went gambling. Shep got kicked out of the casino for being too drunk.
Starting point is 01:08:32 There were no cameras on at this point. Then when the boys go back to the room, Shep's not there. They're looking for Shep for two hours. They can't find Shep. Shep fell asleep on a pool lounge and then made his way to the room and like realized that he had like hit rock bottom. That like he's literally sleeping on the beach
Starting point is 01:08:46 because of this girl. That's not good. The next morning he wakes up, they're all going on a boat, Sienna's coming on the boat, and Craig's like, why is she coming on the boat? She doesn't like you.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Craig even FaceTimes Paige, so Paige can be on the phone and say, she doesn't like you. Girl talk, she doesn't like you. Literally everyone's yelling at Shep, she doesn't like you. And Shep is- But he won't hear literally everyone's yelling at Shep. She doesn't like you and like Shep. But he won't hear a word of it. No, it's like he will and he knows that, but he's being a little like,
Starting point is 01:09:10 I guess it's like sweet, but he's in his 40s. So it's not where it's like, I don't care. Like I, this is how I feel. Like I love her. Like I'm going to fight for, I'm not just going to like, you know, pretend like I don't care anymore because I do care. Like, and he, so he really just wants her around and on the boat, even if she doesn't want to be there, which is like, it's very naive
Starting point is 01:09:25 and would be sweet in someone else, but not. But this is his first experience with something like this, even though he's 40, it is his first, you know? We all remember our first. No, we're all just doing life for the first time. Meanwhile, they walk down to the boat and she texts, I'm running late, go without me. I'm not coming.
Starting point is 01:09:40 And he was like, well, wait. She said, I don't know how long I'm gonna be. I'll meet up with you guys at dinner. So he was like- well, wait. She said, I don't know how long I'm going to be. I'll meet up with you guys at dinner. So he was like. So she cancels. Yeah. But not even well enough to cancel, be like, I'm not coming.
Starting point is 01:09:52 I'm going to be too late. Like leading him on like, oh, if we wait, then you can come. Right. Just be a little bit more definitive. Right. And then he's going to stay back. They all go on the boat. And thankfully, he decides he walks down the plank as they're about to leave. And all go on the boat and thankfully he decides, he walks down the plank
Starting point is 01:10:06 as they're about to leave and he gets on the boat, thankfully, because they had a really nice day like at Rose Beach, which Shep Rose, they were all joking, it's Shep's beach. Like so sad how they have to cheer him up. They try so hard, yeah. Madison actually had like a nice conversation with her because she's a queen and she's benevolent
Starting point is 01:10:19 even though like Shep was so fucking nasty to her for so many years when she dated Austin. Like she's gonna put it aside for a moment. It's easy to be a queen when you're so happy and like in your own life. While also still holding important grudges. However, like Shep is not her enemy, you know? Yeah, he's not a problem right now.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Like I don't know who her is, but not him. She like was giving him like good advice like that he deserves to be loved, like this is not it. And then like, she was like, do you really? Cause he said last time I was here with Sienna, we drove past that house and she said she wants me to buy it for her. And it's like a $10 million house.
Starting point is 01:10:48 And Madison was like, I think maybe like, you're just not rich enough for her. Like that might just be it. And he was like, yeah, I think so. Which is so crazy. Cause he like does have some money. No, and like he comes from like generational wealth. So that was sad.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Then JT, JT is spiraling. I think this might be JT's last episode on the show because he finally makes it after like missing all of his flights. He comes to a dinner. Him and Craig are fighting. They're actually having like a fight that started out like strong. And now it's like Craig is misremembering some of it. Like there's this big issue where he told the whole group that JT called Miss
Starting point is 01:11:24 Patricia a bitch during a conversation that the entire conversation was filmed and there was no footage of that. Oh shit. Yeah. And then also Craig told Madison that JT was like insinuating some weird things about JT and Madison, which he was, but now it's like,
Starting point is 01:11:41 well, did you use the word affair? He didn't use the word affair. And it's like, who cares about the word affair? He was insinuating that like the husband called him to make sure nothing was going on. It's also just annoying in a situation like this, like why don't we all sit around, watch the tape, and then we can talk about it again.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Cause like spending time remembering is so annoying. Yeah. And JT's just like not a worthy adversary. Meanwhile, like, so I think that he, then Vanita goes to his room and like tries to make out with him, even though he like told her he had a girlfriend. So that was really weird, she keeps doing that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:12 But I think JT is gonna leave the trip and I think that's it for him on the show. Cause at some point he quits the show in the middle of the show. Right. I think this might be it. The dinner wasn't even that bad for him. Shep actually had his back being like,
Starting point is 01:12:23 I don't remember JT saying that, mostly cause he's just completely in his own head. So- Some people can't cut it. Yeah, like if you couldn't handle that dinner that was really like nothing. This shows- This isn't the life for you.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Yeah. Beyond that, next week Shep and Sienna will finally talk. It's like that night after the boat. And like, he's gonna be like, we were in love three weeks ago. And she was like, no, we weren't yeah it's it's time to end it and that's what you missed on Southern Churn. Thanks so much for keeping me up. I literally like I watched the show do you know what I mean? Oh I also wanted to mention some rumors
Starting point is 01:12:57 because people are saying I saw I don't know if there's any truth to this that like Craig and Sally have been spotted together. And she was on Watch It Happens Live, asked about it. Cause they were spotted out at Nobu. And she was like, yeah, we went to Nobu, but his friend was there, his assistant was there. It wasn't the two of us. She didn't say it wasn't a date though. She just said we weren't alone.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Okay. I feel like there's something to note about that. Something noteworthy for sure. And I just wanna say, my initial reaction, I'm not like, oh my God, Chip, they have to be together. Like, but I feel like I could maybe get there. I just like don't know Sally well enough, but like. Also maybe it's just like one of the things you need to do
Starting point is 01:13:32 to like get over your ex. Like. I just wanna say like my initial reaction is not Chip. It's not anti, but it's not like if Craig was stepping out with Rachel Kirkconnell. Right. Even though Sally seems fab and she changed her hair color in the off season
Starting point is 01:13:45 and it really suits her. She's totally a winter. And we're totally due for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week where Jackie and I like to just sort of take a look at the week at a glance, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Did you act like a Queenie this week and did you act like a Weenie this week? If you did, you might find yourself here on The Toast at the end of Friday's episode as a Queenie of the week. So for Queenie, I think it's pretty obvious. I think we could say on the count of three who our Queenie is. One, two, three.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Two, three. Becca. Becca, yeah. The toaster who wrote and won our theme song competition series. I feel like her work was finally put on display this week. Our vocal abilities obviously were kind of like sub Queenies, but she really did exactly what we were looking for. People are loving it.
Starting point is 01:14:32 And we wouldn't have had this amazing week without Becca. It's so true. Like the theme song is very Queenie, like is a nominee, but then when you really boil it down, like it's Becca who wrote the theme song. Who's responsible. So with Becca is the Queenie. I'm glad we agree.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I think we might agree on Weenie too, my Weenie of the Week, and I think that people are gonna be shocked, but listen, I am a woman enough to admit, like having four DUIs is definitely, we'll get you nominated for Weenie of the Week. Karen Huger, I'm glad she's paying the price, but I also don't think I knew that she had four.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Like I didn't even know that this wasn't her first. So if she had just like gotten a DUI, would she have been my weenie of the week? Maybe not, but that's because she's on that list. But with her fourth, that's really uncool. Like I'm woman enough to say that. I thought about Karen Uygur and just the last minute one came to me as I'm looking through former weenies.
Starting point is 01:15:21 And actually my weenie of the week is gonna be Sutton Strack for literally like the really lowest form of insult. Yeah, poorie. On Real Houses of Beverly Hills. Like it's giving- I like that. Weenie behavior.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I like that a lot. So Real Housewives two for two on the weenies. I need to find my pen and write this down or else like we're gonna forget. You're kind of lost without it. We will be lost in the anals of history. Yeah, we will. Oh, I've been looking for this. We'll be lost in the anals of history. Yeah, we will. Oh, I've been looking for this.
Starting point is 01:15:46 We'll be lost in the butt cracks of history. I wonder what else is lost in the cracks of these chairs. This chair is very deep. I do wonder what is inside of them. Correct. And on that note, thank you so much for a pardgy week. And thank you so much for listening to the Toast of the Millennial Morning show
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