The Toast - ¡Dale! & Make Haste: Tuesday, August 20th, 2024

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome. Welcome to the Toast Podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Toast Podcast. Bum, bum. Welcome back to the Toast. So turdy. How authentic do we want to be right now?

You know, we did not have this chat offline. But we need to lead with authenticity because you guys know any sort of never lie to you in our show kills us absolutely kills us you know i was actually just gonna like sail right past it but since you brought it up we have to address today's episode okay okay you guys you you beat it out of us we're recording the night before we're recording the night before that's why there's no video because it's super late we're in our jamas which is very exciting because you know you get a different jackson claude when you get late night jackson claude and we're both wearing pajamas that we bought as gifts for each other no i'm so sorry but these are my in my sundays even though they do look like the ever

j ones okay so we're both wearing we'll cut that out we're both wearing in my sundays and claudia is wearing the ones that I procured for her from the, in my Sunday swirlies. And are we going to tell everyone why we're recording? So I'm going to the city tomorrow for the day for something really exciting that I think I'll probably like share tomorrow, but just in case, I don't know. It's like not my story to tell. I'm very excited.

It's all good stuff, but I'll be out of pocket as they say yeah jack's is traveling lone traveler lone traveler tomorrow so there was like no time for me to podcast tomorrow so it had to be a night before a situation and as you guys know a night before a situation is just kind of a recipe for disaster a special situation and you know that like we have to tell you. So I wasn't going to. I just I'm going to be honest. So what were you going to say was the reason for no video? What were you going to say?

Let's continue. What were you going to say? I'll tell you. Let's continue with the transparency. I'm going to be honest with the audience and tell them, yeah, I was planning on lying. And what were you going to say about no video? The only explanation. There will be no explanation.

There will only be reputation. People think Reputation Teller's version is coming out like tomorrow. They always think that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People think reputation Taylor's version is coming out like tomorrow. They always think that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like, they've been thinking tomorrow for a couple of weeks.

So people are the same as they were three months ago. Yeah. But the last Taylor show for two months is tomorrow. So a lot of people think, you know, tomorrow's the day. Tonight's the night. Oh,

so you mean tomorrow or today? No, I don't know. Oh, let's not play this game. No, we're going to be honest because no, so I'm saying tomorrow,

but today when people listen. So hopefully we'll know soon it's all to say all of this to say yeah we're recording the night before you're okay we're a bunch of liars oh my god do you know who's in the hamptons we're literally not lying because i told you guys you guys know like i could never not be honest we literally said good morning millennials and it's literally midnight well Well, that's boilerplate. Yeah. I forgot to talk to you about this offline.

So let's just have a chat. Okay. You're pulling me for a chat? Yeah. Okay. Tommy Fury. Do you know like who was in the Hamptons? Everyone. Well, of course.

But like yesterday. And I'm surprised we didn't sort of feel the cosmic shift. Jelly Roll? Okay. Wait. You're really close. Jelly Roll-a? Jelly Roll-y? No. to feel the cosmic shift jelly roll okay wait you're really close jelly roll jelly rolly no at the same event as jelly roll oh wait okay i saw two people who were at the event it was like the serious xm event john ham no why the fuck would we care that john ham was in the head oh

he's a handsome guy john hamptons yeah no ham-some guy. So Jelly Roll went to this event in the Hamptons. It was his event, Jelly Roll, SiriusXM. It was SiriusXM's event and they brought their best and brightest to like. And like honestly, like another Hamptons affair that like we would have loved and that we weren't invited to. Do you want to know why we weren't invited? Because you know who the co-hosts were? Jelly Roll, Howard Stern, and our nemeses themselves, the new big podcast at Sirius XM smart list yeah those freaks were there

and let me say something you would think that they would invite us just like keep us close you know to keep their eye on us because we're just like chomping at the bit and I thought you would find this interesting I did honestly I saw a good amount of stuff about jelly roll in the Hamptons because I do feel like that's like kind of a shocking headline. Yeah, he's so not Hamptons. He's so not Hamptons. And I didn't see that Smart List was there even though it was like their big affair. And I also didn't see Howard Stern was there even though he like lives in the Hamptons.

I'm going to show you a picture of what Jason Bateman currently looks like. Do you know what he's currently looking like in terms of like? No, because I don't like, I don't, I don't look left and I don't look right. You just look straight. I just look straight forward at the future. Well, my head is on a swivel and I'm constantly looking at everyone and everything. And I was really shocked. I keep my head down and I grind.

Okay. And I want you to give, since we are not doing video today, I want you to give an audible reaction to this new look he is sporting. Okay? Shock. Oh, thanks for that big audible reaction is it a role he actually kind of like looks good like he looks cut even though he's always eating and talking about food you know like he looks like now if you guys don't know what he looks like he flew he looks like one of those

um he looks like williams from the geico commercials he looks like wilson tom hanks movie you know what i reference wilson all the time it's not overboard and i have never stranded what's that movie called keep guessing cranberries so close man overboard cast away okay and i've never seen that movie but i reference like you know having a friend as a volleyball and a volleyball as a friend excuse me and i do want to know and i think maybe seeing the movie would answer this question for me almost immediately is the ball's name wilson because like wilson is the name of a brand of yeah because the volleyball says wilson on it because that it

was a wilson volleyball i just want to say in all the pictures i see of wilson like he kind of looks generic brand oh no you're right wilson let me see well because at first like this is always what i see like he drew a little face on the ball oh but they're wilson yeah okay okay i just want to say i came to that conclusion on my own i'm not brilliant yeah i'm kind of like a step above everyone else you've been just gonna ever so jason bateman looks wilson and i actually think he looks not bad per se what's your favorite era of jason bateman i guess arrested development i guess but can we talk about how annoying his fucking character was like such a narc yeah and like i feel like he was always doing like narkey things for the sake of

keeping the family together when he was like low-key selfish for him and what was his kid's name michael sarah michael douglas that show is george michael george michael that show was seriously not real it was actually so good so good but i just want to say jason baby came extremely close to ruining it yeah and his character he thought he was saving his family but i feel like if he were out of the equation like nothing would have actually changed in their lives like he wasn't holding anything together if he was out of the equation like seriously how copacetic everyone would have lived like he was low-key a torturer beyond like they were not living in reality and like that was going delightful no and i think he really like held up a mirror to job specifically when like

job didn't need to see that you know and like job would have been fine and job would have never known if he didn't see portia derossi is in that show. She's a sister. Lindsay. It's kind of an amazing show. It is. And that's your Arrested Development recap 30 years later. That's so us. That's so us. Oh my god. Class. What's new with you since this morning? What's new with me since this morning? Class. I like that. Like low-key class.

We had like a really nice day. I've been up your butt since this morning. You've been up mine as well. Okay. Don't be rude. Oh, I have to tell you something. You farted. It's so great. Well, maybe it's so crazy.

I went up to, I went up to my podcast together in the morning. Like we haven't eaten anything. I don't fart in the morning. No, but now that it's late at night. Yeah. And we actually had a big dinner dinner. We went hard on a pint of ice cream.

We shared a pint of ice cream. I had something I wanted to tell you. So harmoniously, I want to say yeah we i was actually kind of like unexpected we've never done that before yeah and i it's not my flavor of choice by the way well i think that's also better sometimes because if it's the best flavor ever you just gobbledygook it and maybe we wouldn't have shared it we so gobbledygook this one i was like happy to pass it back to you but i was also happy when it came back yeah

i was like a happy giver and a happy receiver and i'm such a toxic ice cream sharer because like the way i dig dig dig dig for like the big chunks because we had chocolate chip cookie dough and like you know my ass was looking for the chocolate chips in the cookie dough oh and then i get upstairs and i'm giving ben a hug and he literally grabs me by the neck and he's like what the fuck i had the biggest schmear of chocolate all over my neck. He's like you look like you've been stabbed.

Like it looked like dry blood but that's not what I wanted to tell you. So we've been together all day up each other's butts. I have nothing new to recap with you on except I've been upstairs

for five minutes and I have something to tell you. Oh my god something happened? I don't mean to like start you know divide but Ben said something about your bread.

My bread today? Yeah. It wasn't all the way risen. It was overproofed. So he said like I think he smelled the bread risen it was overproofed so he said like oh i think he smelled the bread and he was like oh it smells good he's like i hope the loaf is better than today and i'm like no she over like i'm like it's not a big deal don't be worried like like she overproofed it and then i was like i'm just gonna tell her that you said that you can't

have bread anymore and he's like no please don't tell her totally yeah just so you know you're like a hater the thing is i'm not offended but we should use that as a way for him to not eat bread anymore because like we can't keep bread on the shelves around here. Is this a safe space where I could say something like really fat? It's always been a safe space. Them loaves of sourdough are not big. Like, okay, let me just tell you something. Especially I cut like a healthy slice, not like these little, these little girl slices.

I cut a man slice, two of my slices and we're at the nubs of the bread. Yeah. I did try to make bigger loaves i know and it wasn't good and lee we need bigger loaves honestly not to give you more work we need more loaves i'm working around the clock dirty i'm tired of this grandpa that's too damn bad get your ass back in the kitchen i literally have it's 10 o'clock i have the oven preheating out for my loaf that i'm going to leave you guys for tomorrow. Oh, yeah. She's traveling tomorrow. And I'm leaving you a loaf. That's huge of you.

Because I'm leaving so early in the morning. I won't have time to cook it in the morning. So I'm like staying up late. You could also leave us instructions. Oh, I could. If you don't want to like wait up tonight for your bread. I'm just letting you know. Like I would do it.

That's true. No, I'll just do it. Otherwise, you won't have like edible bread till like one o'clock. No. And I'm not just saying this to blow smoke up your ass. I don't know how to go back to life without this bread what is that company because olivia has really been into wild green it's real sourdough but they just ship it frozen yeah they send it from like artisan bakers like me who have micro bakeries and they send you like you you know what

i mean like it's people like small they're probably bigger than you bigger than me but it's just like a girl with a dream by the way that is how i can i'm gonna have sourdough in my life but maybe i'll just send you home with some of my starter you could put it in the fridge if you and ben ever decide that you want to start okay startering you'll have it in your fridge because like for me to ship it to you would be too hard yeah yeah yeah okay i'll take some home with me that's a good idea rebecca sent me a picture she was at the farmer's market this weekend and she saw a table like someone was selling their starter that's so smart so smart in what like a little mason jar

yeah exactly in a little mason jar I'll tell you how much it was going for it's like genius I went to a local farm here and they had they didn't have starter they had all their breads made and it was all sourdough baguette sourdough this and I was like sorry I can't and then i came home and everybody had eaten all the bread and i was like damn i could really use this i know a couple times i've been like ordering from citarella and they have sourdough and i'm like i would feel foolish but like we don't have a loaf right now and i want sour it's extremely foolish so here is the sourdough at the farmer's market little mason jars that's $16 a jar let me say something about that girl rebecca she is always at a farmer's market let me tell you something about her she's been going to farmer's market since we were in college like

there used to be a farmer's market in town that's so cute i never went to the kitchen in her dorm um no not until we were like living in apartments but like you could just get like fresh fruit like she's she's been obsessed with fruit since i knew her and like i only became into fruit when i got pregnant with harry like i was craving fruit and then when you have children you always have fresh fruit around so fruit has become a part of my life like in mother unwillingly and now I can understand where she's been coming from I love fruit yeah I like it too now but she like literally would go to the farmer's market all the time when we were in college i never went once like now oh my what an amenity yeah like a sunday morning like a fresh fruit fresh bread fresh jams fresh honey when fruit is like prepared peeled and cut for you not and then like sold at a grocery store

like someone in your house does it for you or if you're like on vacation oh my god that is luxury yeah fruit is so good the fruit is all about the presentation and it's also about and i know you're really like picky about non-gmo organic and i just want to say like the gmos taste good like the fruit they make it look nice yeah sometimes like i go for the i do buy jumbo blueberries at the grocery store and they're not organic because they wouldn't look like that if they were no i think that what they whatever they're pumping into the fruit i know it's killing us all. It's so good. Like, it's worth it.

I pick and choose. Like, on the one hand, sometimes people say, like, organic is, like, nonsense. And I've seen, like, both arguments. But then I do think organic isn't nonsense. I don't know. Some of these crusty brown. I'll never quit those big blueberries.

Bruised apples that are, like, when I go grocery shopping, only with you, I'll, like, take a look at the organic section. Like, it's giving sad. Everything is shriveled everything is bruised everything is small and everything like looks like it tastes gross i know but like that's what like that can't be no but i refuse to like that's not what the architect wants and you would have never known that that wasn't the ideal until you saw like a genetically modified fruit. Even something as small as an apple is simple and somehow complex.

Claudia didn't realize that like in order to plant an apple tree, like you just needed apple seeds. That's literally not at all how that conversation went. That's what happened. It started with a pine cone. Thank you. That's what we were talking about. No, I knew that a seed would make a tree i'm

not fucking stupid but we were we were walking on like pine cones and somebody was like if you bury a pine cone it makes a tree i'm like a pine cone isn't a seed i didn't know that like a whole pine tree would be grown if you buried a pine cone and i don't think that's stupid of me to not know honestly i agree with you they don't tell you that about pine cones, that there are little seedlings running around. Yeah, but I know that seeds from an apple. But then you made it about apples, and you acted like you didn't know that. What do you mean I made it about apples?

Then you mentioned apples. I actually didn't, but keep going. And you were like, that makes it how you get an apple tree? No fucking way did I say that. That's literally what you said. Such a liar. So what'd you say? I said I didn't know that if you put a

pine cone in the dirt about apples i don't think so okay we did i didn't know maybe maybe you guys then continue the conversation without me because you're always leaving me out maybe that's what it is yeah maybe we're just like does she even know and yeah is this bitch so stupid did you know let me ask you a question before that we're on a hike where were we yeah we were walking walk so before that conversation did you know that a pine cone in the ground makes a pine tree no i'm woman enough to admit no thank you that i did not know that and is a pine tree a christmas tree yeah yeah pine yeah chestnuts roasting on an open fire not to get like ahead of myself but it's low-key almost that time of year yeah yeah at this time of year like even when one door is closing and like one month is ending like there is excitement

on the horizon yeah it's not like the beginning of the year where like every month is more dreadful than the next like seriously it's such desperate times now it's like okay like summer's ending but then we have september vibes where it's still really nice out but we can you know maybe put on a cold a cute little sweater and then when september's over it's like oh it's almost time for thanksgiving well halloween like it's, it's such an exciting couple of months. And then my birthday is right in there. What do you want for your birthday? How old are you turning?

17? That's like not that old. You feel seriously 39 to me. That's like. Now you look in your level of maturity and wisdom. In the sense that like. You've accomplished a lot. I think I'd rather like feel i don't know

actually what's worse like to feel 39 and be 32 or like oh she seems like she's 25 she's got some you know yeah i think that's what people say about me right i don't know i prefer like oh i realize that i'm actually not i think not that there's anything wrong with being 39 no i think that the stage of life that you're in for me to to say to you, like, oh, you feel 39, it's honestly because, like, you're not one of these, like, new frazzled moms. Like, you've just got it down. You've, like, been doing motherhood for, like, 30 years. You literally feel 60, honestly.

Like, and not in looks, just in vibes. And even if I was in looks, that'd be okay. Well, I guess. No, it wouldn't. Oh, my God. It would be weird. You're 32. If I said you look 60, like like you should be mad at me but i'm

saying like the look of a 60 year old is beautiful it is of course so beautiful so you told me i look 60 like that would just like probably mean if i told you you look 60 that would mean you look bad but that doesn't mean 60 year olds are bad do you know what i mean yes but even if you told me i look six like that would be bad too no it wouldn't no what do i look like let's be real i'm gonna say something right now and this is gonna be probably unpopular and out of pocket but i'm gonna say it right like telling someone they look younger than they are is obviously better you know because we're we're in a youth obsessed it's like the same way like when you comment on someone's weight it's like so different being like eat a cheeseburger or go to the gym like sorry those two insults are

not the fucking same because even though they're both inappropriate like telling someone they're too skinny when like the world is like skinny is like a good value and people are obsessed like too much of the good value right like please like so it's so hard and i obviously say this is someone who's never been told to eat a cheeseburger but i have been told the opposite like a million times and i'm just telling you there's no fucking way the two feel the same no there's just none and you like the skinnies have been trying to make like he's gonna eat a cheeseburger they've tried to been trying to make it happen they want in on the fun they want in on like the victimhood yeah of course everyone does i ain't buying it it's not the same no i totally

agree but can you blame them for wanting in on the fun and like what about us you know by the way i'm sure it's just like jacoby johnson like it's not easy all the time but it's different for sure but let's not pretend dakota's struggles are the same as ours no no we're not but like i can understand her that she has struggles and like being told to eat a cheeseburger like in some ways insulting i just feel like like i'm now starting to feel like sad. I've literally never been told to eat a cheeseburger. Maybe because they know you're kosher. Maybe you should say it to me. Eat a cheeseburger.

Maybe tonight at dinner, like the cheeseburgers were really good. I feel like I might've said, Claudia, eat a cheeseburger. You guys know I don't like cheese in my burger. Yeah. So that's why no one said it to you because they know. They know my ARFID got in the way. But I do think, oh my God, you don't want to hear what my book says about ARFID. Oh my God, Jackie's book like against,

against what is it? It's not against therapy in general, but it's like definitely talking about like the over-therapized nature of our society and how there's like diagnoses for everything and how people like cling to these diagnoses and they define them when they're like hardly real and certainly like

not in the way that people are using okay what is what does this bitch say about our fed like first i just want to say like she brought up a rfid yeah she did she was like to prove her point that they really have a name for everything they do yeah um i have to find it you'll be glad to know it was such like a speck on her radar like it was such a throwaway comment like you didn't even get a chapter your people didn't even get a chapter no i don't disagree that like arfid is really emblematic if you will of there being like seriously an acronym and a diagnosis for everything and like yes i i definitely have arfid like you can't tell me now um and i'm okay yeah right okay also she does talk in the beginning like how there are two groups of people in the

world and especially in like the world of therapy like people who are seriously like mentally ill and have like serious issues and who for whom therapy is like not even an option not even not an option like it's a requirement right and she does immediately i am not talking about obviously no and i think when you talk when you brought up this book a couple of days ago people like jackie hates mental health like that's clearly not what we're talking about there are obviously people who are mentally ill and like require therapy require medication but you can't deny like the culture is obsessed with diagnosing coming up with ARFID medicating and for things that like you know really people have lived with forever no and doing all of those things while also presiding over a real mental

health decline so like something isn't working that's like what the book is so obvious and like what the book is trying to get at and i just find it really interesting and a lot of people have read the book too and they thought it was great and you know i'm gonna like force turdy to read it whenever by the way i haven't like you'll get recap for me in 2029 i keep walking around with it but like i haven't actually read a page in like five days okay i by the way that's so me here with literally i walk around in my robe my robe has huge pockets my kindles in there i haven't pulled it out once i bought jackie book me and ben were in town we went to segham segham seg harbor town and they have a really cute bookstore and i was just perusing because ben was like thinking about getting a book he did end up getting stanley

tucci's memoir and as memoirs of a two memoir memoirs the toot yeah and as we were checking out he ran back over with like two cookbooks and i was like girl just look it up online and he was like no these are like local people oh local people because i was gonna say there's stanley tucci's cookbook in this house he bought stanley tucci's memoir right memoirs of a toot in this house is stanley tucci's cookbook and i said to ben if by the end of the summer you don't read one chapter from Stanley Choo Cheese book and you don't make one recipe in either. He went, but one summer on a plate was the name of the book. And the other was like salmon, how to cook a fish or whatever.

I said, if you don't make one recipe or read one chapter from Stanley Choo Cheese book, like you owe me $100. I think that's really fair. Yeah. I know. And Ben paid for the books. It's not even about the money. Like I want to bet.

I want $100. Because I said, honestly, put honestly, put these cookbooks away. Like you can seriously get these people's recipes online. And it's not like you are like collector of cookbooks. And he's like, no, no, no. I'm like, okay, just get one then. And he didn't agree. So you know what we should do?

We should go through. How should we spend my $100? No, rather than that, let's like have an amazing meal. Because let's go through the cookbooks and like find one recipe that looks so good to us and say like, make this for us. Let me tell you, these were so uninspiring. Like one of them was literally a pamphlet from that somebody like who obviously is like a local rich person who just like in her retirement that could have been aina yeah aina would write a book like that because we haven't seen aina we've been in hamptons all

summer yeah she's in bridge hampton which we like haven't really spent time in and we haven't really gone to like aina e places we need you go to like an aina food tour like all of her favorite spots she posted about this place that i've really been wanting to go to it's like it's called like loaves and cook shop loaves and fish i literally pass it i pass it a thousand times there's loaves and fish which is like the it's like a stranberries and then there's loaves and fish cook shop which i think is like that's what i've seen and that's where i want to go and i feel like a place like that you've driven past it a thousand times i know but we're always like coming back from a show at the beacon like we're not and it's midnight so true we are always driving around

the hamptons at midnight when driving us like all of us arguing about the speed and the temperature claudia and i wrapped up in blankets trying not to vomit that's us so no it's not the time to go to loaves and fish cook shop it's. But if we went somewhere like that, maybe we would increase our odds of seeing her is what I'm saying. Perhaps. Pretend. Well, unfortunately, even though it is midnight,

aka like we're lying and it just feels wrong. Like we're just feel like we're sitting here having a chat. We do like have stories, right? Like there's things in which to discuss. Yeah, we do have the Fast Five stories. I would say like there's no rush. So if there are more things that you want to talk about, places that you want to go to,

recipes that you want your husband to make, like feel free to wax poetic. Let me think, let me think, let me think. I do want to take a look at that cookbook. My father-in-law just texted me. Yasso makes a birthday cake flavor. I didn't know that. I think I knew that.

It's, it's missable it's it tastes like like halo top you know okay damn well i have a hot take i don't like those like cartons those pints of like fabricated ice cream yeah like that seriously aren't even cold like it's crazy how chemically they are yeah like you know what if you really can't be eating ice cream just skip it yeah like ice cream isn't that bad go for the Haagen-Dazs or just have no dessert. Like there's really not, that's a very not necessary to have like yucky ice cream. So I think that's further proof that I don't have anything else to contribute

to the pre-Fast Five banter, you know? Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. So now without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Walking around in london's mayfair area i love that show just like our first sponsor wayfair oh my god in the in the neighborhood in the neighbor okay wait i want to say something because i know like london is obviously a big city but there have been so many celebrity spottings in london this week and i thought when i saw paul mescal and gracie abrams like they were obviously hanging out waiting for the heiress tour i haven't seen them at a show and then did you see Harry Styles was spotted walking around London with Haim yes and did you see Doja Cat was walking around London with someone yeah he's a guy from his name is Joseph Quinn he's from Stranger Things which I

don't watch but the reason I think why people freaked out so much about this is because like a million years ago and the first time I ever heard the name Noah Schnapp because again i don't watch but the reason i think why people freaked out so much about this is because like a million years ago and the first time i ever heard the name noah schnapp because again i don't watch what's the show stranger things um she had messaged him and he was like like 14 and was like oh my god like can you set me up with joseph quinn he was like just dm him on instagram doja she was like he doesn't have an instagram and he sent her profile he's like yeah he does it's right here and those screen i don't know i think maybe doja cat cheer then they went super viral people were like kind of yelling at her for like being inappropriate um but it looks like she like really liked this guy she played the long game and now

that's who she was spotted she made it happen she manifested it but she was not at eras either like and i know there's a lot of things going on in london at all times and it's a major city but don't you feel like it's kind of weird that everyone's there like it feels like it's about eras but i do think that london is most beautiful in the summer you know the season yeah the season like the diamond of the season like it's london summer yeah everyone would go to like this that the london city for the summer like from their country estates oh that's like the opposite of like america everybody lives in the city in the summer they go to their pool you know that like england has like crazy weather they're so backwards over there they have a lot of weather yeah you know yeah and i think it rains a lot bad weather i think it rains a lot yeah during the

rest of the year but like their summers are most beautiful even ladies of london was like shot during the summer fun fact oh i didn't know that you're kind of an endless um wealth of ladies of london facts like nobody i think actually knows more about the ladies themselves and the show than jackie i really feel strongly in saying like nobody knows more about that show than me like nobody watched it more times and as closely as i did i think if they ever would have brought it back and they like maybe like an andy cohen is not alive in this potential scenario they needed someone to host their union like they would have you they should 100 like i haven't forgotten anything yeah if they want to bring it back and they need like a consultant on like how to make it as good as

possible you're available reach out so back to and to me gracie abrams and paul mezcal are so tailor-coded obviously gracie is like a friend and opened up and then i always just think of paul mezcal because did he date phoe Bridgers? Yeah, right. They were engaged. It's so hard to say when everyone looks alike. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. So this is like definitely, and I think we said this when we first reported on these two,

like Gracie Abrams and Phoebe Bridgers, like the genre of sad girl music. And they, if you're not keeping up with them, like they can be interchangeable. Now I do want to say something. But I'm, Gracie is one of a kind for me

you were the best and you were the worst as sick as it sounds i loved you first who's that gracie oh i know that's beautiful beautiful yeah i have like a hot take i don't like that song i know you don't it's just like kind of weird and like not good i like it enough to add it to my liked it's on my light and when something's on my likes like it will be on my you like listen to spotify rap yeah like i listen to my liked playlist every day like when i get ready when i'm looking for anything to listen to so if it makes it to my liked, it's a part of my life.

That's so beautiful. So us is a part of my life. I was to say, I just want to say, I really like these two together. I don't, I don't. Did you watch what show was normal people?

You know how I feel about the show. About the show that I didn't like it. And I read the book and I didn't love the book. And, and I just, I found it to be like really really miserable and depressing book and then and then seeing it visually oh my god i loved the show it was like so dark and so unhappy and i didn't finish it oh my god i watched most of it but like

it was just misery on the tv my introduction to paul and to Daisy Edgar Jones. Like so and I loved it, by the way. And I didn't read the book. And I knew that the show I know that there was like some moral of the story in the book where it's like your first love, yada, yada. And I don't think it translated through the show because I just liked watching this like cute couple. I didn't know what I was supposed to be learning. I loved it. Misery on the TV. Oh, wow. You and your pronunciation of TV putting the wrong emphasis on the on the wrong syllable Misery on the TV. Oh, wow. You and your pronunciation of TV, putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable, like. Misery on the telly.

On the telly. What did I say? TV? TV. Misery on the TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The emphasis goes on the T. Says who?

Literally. I'll tell you exactly who. Literally, my entire group of friends from high school, like, shout out. I'm going to, like, totally drag her, but Anna always says TV. Wait, no. TV.

TV. Okay. The emphasis goes on the V, and Anna was always like, TV. I was like, girl. But no, literally says who? Like, it's an abbreviation. Sound off in the comments.

Do you emphasize the TV? I know I say it in an unpopular manner. Oh, you do? So you know you're wrong. Yeah, but, like, that's how I say it. Why unpopular manner. Oh, you do? So you know you're wrong. Yeah, but like that's how I say it. Why don't you just say the television? I could, but that's so many syllables. But at least you'd be doing the right syllables.

But it's not wrong. It is. It's just like the Maj Dijon. It's wrong. It's also wrong. We love the Maj Dijon. It is an abbreviation. Like, yes, Maj Dijon is It's wrong. It's also wrong. We love the Maj Dijon. It is an abbreviation. Like, yes, Maj Dijon is short for Major Deegan.

Okay. I mean, yes, we could go on the abbreviation, but Dijon is completely wrong because it's Deegan. But I'm French. I think even the French would say Majeur Dijon. Majeur Dijon. Something like that. Okay.

Gracie and Paul. Gracie and Paul. And who were we just talking about? Gracie and Glenn. I think I. Gracie and Paul. Gracie and Paul. And who were we just talking about? Gracie and Glenn. I think I like Gracie and Paul better. Of course. And she's not British like at all, but she's so.

But she is British. And also I think Paul Mescal, is he British or is he Irish? Claudia, do you really want to step in this? No, I don't. Do you really want to step in this pile of dung?

Jackie, so there's this. Take your foot out of the dung. Jackie, okay, I'm going to share something with you. There is a sound going viral on TikTok I believe it's from Sinead O'Connor's monologue

On SNL Okay And I seriously, like, I'm dying to make a TikTok with this sound Like, me, all the time For no reason Like, and she, like Oswald. Okay. I want to talk about Ireland. Specifically, I want to talk about the famine. Like, and she, like, I just think I need to make, but I don't want to offend because I feel like I've already done so much damage with the Irish community and I'm really sorry. Just know, like,

seriously, I'm just dumb. Like I, I'm really sorry. And I learned and I listened. And I just like, I don't really have a pulse check, like a temperature check on the Irish people's sense of humor like are they rolling with it well i think you know we can hark back to the dublin portal if we want to seriously get the temperature yeah but no like irish toasters like no they were really mad do you give us grace no no do you give us gracie we get no grace like seriously they're like learn are they even here still or they're upset about mile horn no no they're here and they said learn about my culture or seriously shut the fuck up keep my name out of your fucking mouth thing is like we can't because you're in such close proximity to

like a major epicenter the dublin portal the dublin portal london ladies of london like you guys are just like us yeah we're always talking about the uk this which includes which include let me look at my map hold on let me look at my map this is why we have it this is why we can't have map did i not favorite it oh my god she lost the map wait no i texted it to you remember no i don't because i and i'll be completely honest like i didn't save it. I think by texting it to you. Yep, I found it. So the UK. Okay, I want to talk about Ireland.

Okay, Claudia. The UK includes Northern Ireland. Ireland, not Ireland. Not the Republic of Ireland. Okay, wait. So the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland are both part of Ireland. Wait, and Jackie, you know why we should know this?

What am I going to say? thanks a lot rachel no why we really should know tom branson yes oh my god i like how you threw that out like a dumb possibility and it was literally what i was beyond them like i know that ireland is separate but then they came in but then they're also like scotland is separate and they came in and they're happier to be there scotland is happier scotland loves where they are scotland loves to be a part of something and ireland is like get me the fuck away from you losers and there was like that rebellion that tom branson was a part of of course but like northern ireland is a part of the united kingdom yeah that's crazy it's almost like northern ireland was less scrupled yeah and then so i don't want to talk about this anymore because then they'll be like you think we're not scrupled in the southern irish like i just want to say i

love everyone in ireland it was never about that no no no but just in case anybody doubts i think your history is beautiful it is have you seen outlander at scotland okay i don't know her i think she's disgusting and the lack of respect she has for ireland and their beautiful storied history is really it's embarrassing that's not true i love ireland and i hope to go there one day and i love the dublin portal thank you well you could go there vis-a-vis the dublin portal and like just head over to times Square. Two birds. Yeah. I love that. I really want to move on. So Gracie and Paul are hooking up.

We need a better word for that. And it's not like there was never was anything with Glenn Powell. Cause no, she was spotted with Paul Mezcal before Glenn Powell and after. So they're cracking on. Or maybe like Paul wasn't giving her the energy she wanted. So she was spotted so she like planted her own dumois item gracie and glenn flirting all of a sudden the

next day paul comes calling she's she's being flown out yeah by taylor and paul happens to be there no she's not opening for i don't think he has peach money oh no i think she probably that's so funny i think she flew commercial oh like uh but she has peach money her dad has peach money right and i feel like at her age and she is successful like i feel like it's okay for her to tap into her dad like he doesn't have to worry about her turning out okay yeah if she uses his money because the jury's kind of out yeah like she's a good girl she's working hard like sure use the jetie. Go see your man. Or maybe they all like, like you said, like it's the season.

Maybe they all went to London. Maybe she caught a ride. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Or maybe she just caught a ride with other people. Rich people are always giving celebrities rides on their planes. Yeah.

It's like a thing. Yeah. Okay. Well, are you ready for some more couple news? Because Mauricio Umansky is packing on the PDA with his girlfriend, Nikita Khan in Mexico. Part one of the story. Part two, his show on Netflix has been canceled. I know.

Which I'm surprised by. I mean, I didn't watch it, so I can't say that I helped. I feel like why does Netflix have to cancel shows really? Like they have endless money. They have endless space on their television. Well, I think it's just about the budget for producing it. But reality TV is very low cost compared to like a scripted show. And they could just like not be filming season three yet like why did they go out of their way to cancel it i mean should we talk about the society like right things that netflix

canceled unnecessarily it's like after season two i'm not i'm not even like fighting for buying beverly hills but i i was under the impression that it was as successful as anything else that's on Netflix that like does decently well. Like, yes, except I think that Netflix has at this point, like too many real estate reality shows like Selling Sunset, Tampa, Orange County. There's like four Selling Sunsets, right? Yeah. You know what I watched?

Buying Beverly Hills, buying New York City, buying the Hamptons. Like why? You know what I watched? Selling London. Whoa, okay. Yeah. Selling London. Whoa, okay, yeah. Selling London. Yeah, it was really, really insanely stupid.

Yeah. It was fake. And I think that, you know, shows like that are good to have. I don't think you need like eight of the same show just set in different cities. But I would imagine of the eight, I would have thought that one about the Umanskys and Mauricio and the agency

like would have been one of the higher performing ones just because they're not AI generated reality stars. No, they are real reality stars. I agree. And I actually think the business, like the family business element of the agency, I think the agency itself is super impressive and really successful.

I agree. If there ever was a reality show about real estate that was going to take off, it was going to be that. I, when it comes to mauricio and the first part of the story and his lady i really love mauricio umanci like seriously they can never make me hit him i think he's like a gem i just really like him and it's hard is it it's hard to see him out there shaking his thing with a young thing like go back to your house so he was with nikita khan who's a ukrainian american actress and she's 33

how old is he 54 and he has a daughter how old is farah i feel like she's about that age just saying yeah i guess when you put it like that like now it has to be yucky it's a little icky sticky one of the kids called me yucky today and seriously i don't know if my feelings have ever been so hard so she's 35 farrah oh that's crazy yeah do you hear what i said before they called you yucky yeah one of your children called me yucky i said can i kiss it no that's yucky okay i don't know what you want me to say i'm sorry are you behaving in a yucky manner is being lovely yucky no i don't think so or is being yucky yucky i what by the way don't victim blame like i i was not i'm how could i even be yucky

yeah you don't want me to answer that oh so she thinks i'm yucky oh now we know where they're learning it from no no no no he no, no. He just like, he literally knows what to say to set you off. No, it's true. Like next thing you know, he's going to call me stinky potatoes and I just want to let you know, I will not recover from that because like Harry,

Jackie's kids have been saying stinky potatoes and let me tell you like stinky potatoes. Everything is stinky potatoes. Jackie, me and Ben can not stop saying stinky potatoes. I was like, cause you know, Ben makes big farts. He's like, Oh, stinky potatoes.ie me and ben cannot stop saying sticky potatoes like because you know ben makes big farts he's like oh stinky potatoes it's so funny it's such a great phrase no it's so crazy how now the kids are becoming like an influential source of inspiration

for us like all of our like new sayings yeah really nationst really burt was a michaela ism uh what is jackie doing that's a harry influence like they all are so nuts and they just say crazy things and it's endlessly inspiring it really is so like if we're ever just like looking for inspiration we don't have to look very far by the way you know it's one of our new phrases that i think is taking off what gargi parji because i was on the phone with my friend margo and she listens to the toast and soda she's like has a bunch of sisters and her sister abigail listens and margo said that they cannot stop saying but they say gorgy porgy because they're normal and abigail looked at her she was like where did we get that did we make that up and margo was like no i think it's a toast thing that is so funny i

didn't even realize that it was something that we're saying more than usual. But yeah, like all my Instagram stories are Gargi Parji love today. Let me tell you, I love Gargi Parji. Yeah. Also, Like we love to rhyme. Like we're literally Dr. Seuss. I'm surprised we didn't invent rhymezone.com. Like girly swirly Gargi Parji. Let me tell you something else. I have noticed that since I started getting hate for saying by the way too much, now I say, let me tell you. And let me say this.

Let me tell you. Instead of by the way. Great. Both work. Yeah. Synonyms. Synonyms. Thesaurus.com slash Antonym.

Rhymezone.com is one of the best things that ever happened to me. Yeah. Me as well. And Dana Holtzberg. And Dana, yeah. That's not her name, by the way. Dana Holtzberg-Webman. That's's not her name, by the way. Dana Holtzberg-Webman.

That's not even her name. It's Dana Webman. Right. She did a really good job of transitioning to her married name so quickly. Like, I actually call her by her married name. And I think having somebody in your phone as their married name is really helpful. Really helps move the needle. Because I recently changed Shannon to Shannon Middleton.

And let me tell you, for the first couple of days, it pops up on my phone. I'm like, who on God's green diddly dally earth is texting me? Like, and now it's like, it's so not a big deal.

I think it's like, you have to change it for you to, you have to put in the work. You have to do the work. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Just like a little piece of advice from turd. Are you ready for our next story? Three. Three. Three. Yeah. Exciting news from Jeff Bezos. Because this is your, I don't know if any podcast like really keeps as close of tabs on Jeff Bezos as we do.

But let me tell you what he's up to. We really keep up on him, but mostly his boat. Right. No, but, and his money. Of course.

We need to make sure that Jeff Bezos is spending his money in ways that we feel are approved by us with how he should how we would so he is interested in buying an nba team oh so i approve this message you want to know why he wants to buy the boston celtics oh wow okay and reminder he tried to buy the washington commanders one of the nfl's top franchises why why what why why washington it was probably for sale it's really hard is he obsessed with washington he owns a washington post too yeah i think he like wants to take over i don't know i mean it feels like a coincidence i agree i think nfl teams are like cooler to own they are more expensive i think than nba teams well the celtics are one of the most expensive. They're $6 billion.

Who currently owns? Who currently owns? And I'm going to tell you why he wants to buy a sports team once you're done sharing that information with me. I don't know who currently owns, but Bill Simmons talked about it on his podcast. So I guessed Bill Simmons is like also tracking with Jeff Bezos, but like not for the same reasons as us.

No, he tracks sports. Anyways, this is what he said. In the last few days, there's been some, I think, legitimate buzz about Jeff Bezos buying the Celtics. And I think it's real. I think he's going to be one of the suitors, which got me thinking,

why would Jeff Bezos, when he's looking at the Celtics, what is he seeing? What does he want? I think the only way it makes sense, I mean, granted he has a gajillion dollars, but it's one of the crown jewel franchises, right? That's why you get it.

To him, it'd be no different than if he bought this famous, gigantic $300 million yacht. But I think if it's one of the crown jewel franchises, right? That's why you get it. To him, it'd be no different than if he bought this famous gigantic $300 million yacht. But I think it's real that he's potentially in the mix for this. He said, it's a crazy price, but they're probably gonna get it. They want the $6 billion because they want expansion teams in Seattle and Vegas

and Mexico City's kind of looming as the third team, but they want to get $6 billion a piece for the two franchises for expansion, which would mean to check a $400 million to every NBA owner, all 30. Right, so it's like a big group that owns the Celtics, but the majority owner is this guy, Wycliffe K. Grusbeck, who's an American entrepreneur,

the majority owner and governor of the National Basketball Association's Boston Celtics. So it's not as cut and dry as other teams where it's like, you know, everybody knows Mark Cuban owns the Mavericks. Every NBA owner would get $400 million from the sale of the Celtics. Every, I think Celtics owner. He said NBA owner. Well, also I just Googled and this rumor is exclusively coming from Bill Simmons. Yeah, this is. So he must have like really good sources. mean i know why jeff bezos is doing this because this is gonna be mean but

i'm gonna say it no matter how much money you have like and jeff bezos has all of it he is not cool right he's he's not like he's actually inherently uncool and i think he tries a lot of different things he got really jacked he's got this hot new thing he's not like, he's actually inherently uncool. And I think he tries a lot of different things. He got really jacked. He's got this hot new thing. He's got this big boat. He hangs out with Katy Perry and Tom Brady. But at the end of the day, like he's still weird. I think there's literally nothing cooler than owning a sports team, any sports team, the worst or the best. It is such a baller move. And I think that's kind of the last thing. Yeah, I think, I think he's cool. And everybody like wants to be around Jeff Bezos, whatever. But I do think it's like a different tier and a new club to be in one that you cannot be in

if you don't own any part of any team. And I think it's like in a very elite squad. And he wants to be a part of that. And I'm sure also it's good business. And there's, yeah, when you have all the money in the world, like there's no downside. Why not do something like this? No.

And what I was just looking at is the, the, it's called the grew spec and Boston basketball partners, LLC. That's who own the Celtics. They've owned it since 2002. And when they bought it, they bought it for $360 million.

So it's also an amazing investment. Yeah. Yeah. But you have to think like we're like high inflation right now like is he overpaying he definitely is but i don't think he cares yeah and he'll have to make it more profitable but i i don't think he has it in him i don't think he can really like take a basketball team and like can i rise it like a dumb question from the ashes also didn't they just win yeah right that's why they're like also super expensive but do basketball teams like do the owners like make decisions about like the players and shit i feel like no no because i don't think they want to and they don't have the

expertise but i think like if they wanted to like say we want this person or fire this person like they can't do that like you can't just like piss off your owners okay so you have a ton of money in the hypothetical scenario and you can buy any sports team you're going mlb where what league are you doing football i think football is awesome me too i like a daytime you know outdoor venue what team you buy in i don't care me. Like I'll take whichever one. I mean, at present, like I would probably buy the chiefs. Right.

Just for the access to your room. Oh, you want to come to the Superbowl? I got a suite and that's the only way you're allowed to come. Or like, oh, you're getting a suite. Well,

I'll be next door. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I would like the information and the power that that, um, gives me. Yeah.

But again, I would take any, you know, happy to be here. I don't think i would take the tennessee titans i'm so glad you brought them up because i've been holding back but have you been seeing if i have victoria fuller and will levis like hard launch soft launch left launch right launch she's on the field he's posting her on his feed no i love this man and I have to have him for Victoria. I love her.

She's my queen. He's so handsome. As stated, like she is probably one of the world's most beautiful, naturally beautiful women. Yes. He's so handsome. When I was trying to ascertain how I knew who he was, like I thought the boys were always talking about him. He went viral when he was drafted on draft day

because he was supposed to get picked sooner than he did get picked he was very much giving like a draft day situation like nobody came to his birthday party which like i do can kind of see because like how can one person be that perfect like there's obviously a downside athletic and when he wasn't getting drafted they kept panning to him and he was with his girlfriend at the time not victoria fuller because she would never and she's a graceful queen and the girlfriend was like mean mugging giving such a dirty look because they were like really disappointed yeah i mean that is disappointing i i can respect that and maybe she was disappointed because like things weren't going well for them and he knew she knew that if like he moved to tennessee that he would be captivated

by victoria fuller and be over her for her and look what do you know she was right damn damn anyways I'm really happy like for Victoria Fuller living the dream the absolute dream like yeah the regular season hasn't even started and like she is there turning out looks content with the with friends in the suite like and he's obviously like into it he is into it he is into her are you ready for our next story only if it's the next story that's brought to you by huggies it is this episode of the toast is brought to you by huggies little movers huggies knows that babies come in all shapes and sizes and their tushies do too huggies has more curves and outstanding active fit moms know that there's nothing worse than an ill-fitting diaper especially for your active babies yes we most certainly than an ill-fitting diaper, especially for your active babies. Yes, we most certainly know that.

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You're welcome. Our next story is some really sad, crazy developing news that just like broke a few hours ago. But a tech tycoon who at one point was dubbed the UK's Steve Jobs and his teen daughter are among missing after a deadly tornado sinks a massive yacht off the coast of Sicily. No, this is so crazy because every rich person is in the south of France, in Greece, in Italy, on these huge boats. And you don't think about stuff like this happening.

No. So a British tech tycoon, Mike Lynch, and his 18-year-old daughter are among the six people missing after a super yacht sank off the coast of Sicily on Monday. The 59-year-old, who was once dubbed the UK's answer to Steve Jobs, was on board the 160-foot sailboat Bayesian with 22 others when it was stuck by a tornado off the port of Portocello at sunrise, according to a person familiar with the rescue operation. So he and his daughter are among the missing passengers. 14 others, including a one-year-old child,

managed to escape the boat before it went down sorry 15 like by um like being in the water if they like weren't struck i think some of them were on deck because it was like the weather was bad and then maybe some people got trapped perhaps like the titanic so six people are missing including the two of them and two americans jesus the boat was carrying a crew of 10 people and 12 passengers at the time so sad yeah and it's like still developing and the people who were rescued do you think they can just tell us like where they are like they're not missing in a sense of like they ran away no like they're probably like they were pulled up all pulled in different

directions i think like even like there was a tornado but i forgot about that like it was just like really crazy weather i didn't know they had tornadoes in italy no it's a very very sad and scary story and i know so sad for the best outcome yeah i don't know oh my god yeah like so you're just treading water for hours till someone can come pick you up with a one-year-old yeah the the woman who was a mom who was on the boat with her one-year-old she was uh she told the story of like how she was able to how use all of her strength to hold up her daughter the entire time until the coast guard was able to come and rescue them i don't know how long it was until They were rescued. Oh my. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Really, really crazy. So.

So sad. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. A little drama, like the most unnecessary drama I've ever read. Pitbull versus Kesha? Is it even that? It's not.

It's not. Because they're a dynamic duo. And I knew that Pitbull would never do anything even remotely nefarious. Pitbull is rejecting speculation that Kesha's name was intentionally removed from timber youtube video credits after some aggressive fan speculation people went on i just want to know who is monitoring the youtube data that's my only question you guys but here's figured this out here's information but he went on x to address the rumors about why kesha's name was removed from the YouTube title of their 2013 music video.

So previously, the music video was called Pitbull-Timber, parentheses, official video featuring Kesha. It was then modified to Pitbull-Timber, parentheses, dash timber, parentheses, official video. Then Eli Kesha fans were so upset. Because it didn't say featuring Kesha anymore. Because it no longer said featuring Kesha. So this is what he had to say. Like he literally couldn't ignore all.

The hate. Of the hate. Yeah. Kesha and I have an incredible song together and nothing will change this. So true. Team Pitbull is looking into this matter. Always nothing but love for Kesha.

Dale. I just want to say dale to that and the next time i'm in any sort of trouble like please call on team pitbull like if if they can't help me nobody can anytime i'm in any sort of trouble like team pitbull will be looking into the matter and do they ever get down to them no and i do want to know these eagle-eyed kesha fans like but you sit on youtube and refresh kesha's like i need a statement from the person who found it. Yeah. I need to know,

like I need a schedule of your day. Like how do you spend your day? That's really nutty. But of course people handle the entire saga with the utmost respect. I need to know who's paying your bills because you obviously don't have a job. I have nothing but love, respect and admiration, much like probably everyone listening to this

podcast for pitbull and i never thought he would do anything to nefarious and by the way like if he did like he had a reason he's extremely just he's extremely fair i would never go against pitbull like in anything and i know a lot of people talk about pitbull even right now like in a little bit of a jokey manner but i i'm dead ass i think he's so great like i think pitbull could seriously heal the world he does so much and i think he's trying he makes amazing music like seriously music that changed me as a person timber is one of the greatest songs of all time no and in his own way he's like a real legend i think he's seriously he must have 300 million dollars like he does he's such a smart business person obviously in addition to being i think he has 301 dale the 301 and then at the end of the day 305 oh yeah

because that's embarrassing what's 301 california i think oh i'm just such like an alcoa girl yeah 301 area code i do think that pitbull is also a comedian because signing off of like a serious statement saying Dolly is like genuine it's hysterical it is hysterical now I need to go see if he ends everything with Dolly and like I think he does that's like his thing and what does Dolly mean it's a good question is Pitbull um i feel like it means like let's go you know like when you're getting in the car oh it does dolly yeah to hustle it literally means make haste oh my god pitbull and i are the same what i say make haste and he says dolly okay i'm looking i'm signing off all my statements from now on make haste i am looking at pitbull's social media and he does a quote of the day so three hours ago do

you want to know what his quote of the day was ready to be inspired don't wait for the right opportunity create it how did you know because i'm on his twitter oh and so then he went when he released a statement about kesha he also posted a little clip of their music video together from the song and then he said thank you to the fans team people got on it he said old money is always better than new money dale is that true i don't know like it's money i think i need to follow people on social media don't look back not even for a boost always move forward he is so rich oh claude this is so us do what you say but don't say what you do is that another pitbull quote of the day yeah it is pitbull net worth like to me 100 million dollars he owns some businesses. It's not enough. Give him more. He has a bunch of Latin American radio stations that are owned by Sirius XM.

He's also the owner of a NASCAR racing NASCAR team. He's won 35 Latin music awards. I'm sorry. I just love this man. Failure is the mother of all success. That's so Pitbull. When everybody's going right, you gotta take that risk and go left.

And why is Pitbull Mr. 305 but also Mr. Worldwide? The rapper is not married. I never thought much about Pitbull's personal life. I think it's hard to be Pitbull

at the end of the day when you're carrying the weight of the worldwide on your shoulders. As far as we know, the rapper is not married but personally had affairs.

Claudia. Claudia, people take so many pictures they miss the big picture they're so connected they're disconnected that's beautiful oh wait this one was in english and spanish for the tostadas hold on i keep like swiping out of his Twitter. I'm busy looking for his wife. I've got it. I'm like, do you know Pitbull's real name? I'll give you 15 guesses. You'll never get it. Paso Corto Vista Larga. Short steps, long vision.

I was like, I heard Larga. And I'm like, what did you call me? Do you want to know Pitbull's real name? I love it. It's Armando. Armando Christian Perez. I feel like I knew that I don't think you did if you whoa my mind is blown with another quote if you ain't living on the edge

you're taking up too much space what do you think is Pitbull's biggest song um I'll tell you here's a few few. Give Me Everything by Neo. Yeah. Yeah, that one. I just want to feel this moment. Oh my God, I'm not okay. Christina Aguilera, of course. I need to go to a Pitbull concert.

Timber, ex-Kesha. And then like This Wild Love. Time of Our Lives with Neo. I think This Wild Love is like, seriously, you're the only person who listens to it. Stop, I don't believe that. I Like It, Enrique Igleslesias I don't like it I love and love and love it oh okay also DJ got his fall in love uh sure like that's not my favorite but I these are songs that he's done guest appearances on not like his music right but they wouldn't be what they are without him

you know tonight we gonna get on the floor he's so funny do you know what his first album was called dale yes do you know what his second album was called dale too no does dale no kidding climate change oh because he's changing the climate no he's such a king and then um libertad 548 libertad yeah is that french where is he from miami originally his his parents are cuban he's from miami yeah he's cuban yeah while growing up he was strongly encouraged by his family to take privilege to take advantage of the privilege of living in america and the opportunities that came with it his family had a long history of fighting against the Castro regime regime in Cuba. King.

Well, Libertad means freedom in Spanish. I've just learned. I just think we've barely Libertay. I think we've barely scratched the surface. I'm like on, on people. I'm ready for a pit bull doc.

I'm ready for a pit bull memoirs. Memoirs of a pity because I would love to know what his house looks like. I'm telling you, I think we all are really underestimating how wealthy he is. We need to get him on the toast. True. By by the way add him to the list of like dream interviews a hundred percent not obvious you know obviously kim taylor of course but people we really need to talk to people we need to talk to people yeah that should be the name of the list like the title no no who else is on it kiki palmer rupaul kelly clarkson of course mindy kaling you can like tell who wrote

which yeah yeah yep yep yep i'm taking off this person okay i can't wait to see who it is later after yeah yeah like fuck you oh guy fieri okay classic elon of course john corbett we need to talk to john corbett jack black we need to talk to jack black kenny ortega oh my god in such a desperate way do we need to talk to kenny ortega and pitbull okay well it pretty much all comes back to the list so while you guys are doing what you're doing we'll be manifesting pitbull on the toast you guys thanks so much for spending this evening slash my morning hope you guys have a good night have a good day thank you so much for listening to the toast sleep tight the millennial morning show we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on youtube so you're watching us on youtube but i need to wrap up because i need to know i need to know who you took off

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