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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the stove. Oh, my God, I was to LA. I forgot how to speak. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. And it's kind of a different feeling type of Thursday because I love L.A. at the great, as the great Chazza Sunset one said. That's right. Turty Wood, Turdy takes Hollywood starts today. I like Turtywood.

Yeah, me too. I couldn't like figure out exactly how to word it, but we're working on it. Okay, well, welcome to Turdywood. Claudia is live from L.A., which is so exciting for me because I love the elk of an Angeline, and I really do hope that you get into the spirit of things. I think you'll, like, reach untapped potential as an L.A. creator and podcast. Or look at you in the Dear Media Studios. Do you feel different already?

Do you feel like talking about, like, wellness and a job in your love? Well, I job my love pretty much every day. So you really don't need to worry about that being like a coastal thing. I job my love and I love my job, you know? I do know. How's like this? Do you feel like you job your love more than you love your job or you love your job more than you job your love? These are some big questions.

Like now we're getting to the big questions. But how does it feel to be in the Dear Media headquarters? Like we're not really like in office swirlies. You know, we're kind of the remote workers with our own studio. So how does it? What's it like over there? I was saying to Daniel here, who's in the, literally in this room with me, I was saying, like, you know, I don't usually like do this with people, you know, especially like people I'm just meeting.

I never do. And I do feel like, I'm not going to lie, like extremely awkward. Like I feel awkward because of Daniel. Because of Daniel. So like if I'm being weird today, like it's Daniel's fault. There's just like somebody right here, you know? And how could I talk about like my period? Like Daniel's here.

Unfortunately, she can't talk about her period. The good news is. you guys, I don't have my period. You would know that because I shared the last time I did. Just to circle back on that period and put a dot at the end of the sentence, how was the whole period? Like overall, how was the experience? Oh, my God.

My first period after being pregnant was insane, ready? Was that from like my first period? It's from Friends. Chapter 1. My first period. Title. Obscest, write it down. So I'm glad.

you asked because yes I did just have my first period after being pregnant and it was a blood bath like oh Jackie but let me tell you it lasted oh no one day Daniel it was what will Daniel think it was a 24 it was a 24 you know Daniel's enjoying immensely he's like literally he's giggling so hard oh I love that and I can tell Daniel has swirly energy I'm actually really not worried like I don't feel weird at all I'm sure Daniel has seen and heard like everything because really it's true media has so so many fabulous podcasts, so many different topics, genres. It's true.

Women's health. They're really, like, a strong voice for women. Like, he's heard it all. It's true. Yeah, it's true. So having said that, it was a 24-hour blood bath and that 24 hours happened to fall on Yom Kippur. It was insane. And I wore a white school.

Maybe that's why you fainted. You lost too much blood. Oh, my God. I needed a blood transfusion. Yeah. And I wore a white skirt to synagogue on the day that I was, like, literally fighting for my life menstrually. I, like, didn't get the.

all white memo for Yom Kippur. I don't know how I missed it, but I went to, there is no memo. Everyone at Chul was wearing white. No, and in hindsight, like, yeah, that is like the color for like a tone. Purity, right. Thankfully, I had a white cardigan, but I felt so, like, improperly dressed.

So I want to tell you guys about my journey to Los Angeles. It was my first flight with Ruby, and of course my king was amazing. Like, I seriously have no complaints. I actually could not have asked for him to be, like, better. Yeah. But it was not without his drama. Of course you dab at him. No.

I'm thinking like, oh, can Ruby do this? Can Ruby do that? I didn't doubt him, but let me tell you I was prepared. I brought a cooler of milk, 20 ounces of milk, which we used, by the way. I had my two, I had my tits out the whole flight. Like, seriously, I did not care. Tits out for the boys. For the boy.

The one. Just one, yeah. It was a little bit of excitement on the plane because Andy Cohen was on my flight. So actually, me and Ben were in the lounge. And he walked by, I recognized him immediately. Let me tell you, he has a mop of hair. I've never seen, like, someone have so much hair. It's just like thick. That was the first thing I noticed.

And Ben, of course, you know, had to center himself. And he was like, wait, like, I should tell him, like, that I'm the guy, like, the Spritz guy, like Craig's booze partner. It's a pretty decent connection considering you can't go up to him and tell him about the toast because if he or to search his name. If he ever heard. Yeah, no, not good. So, you know, Ben is, like, really not shy.

And I was like, you know what? I actually do think Andy, like, would find that interesting, right? Although, I don't know if Andy's, like, reputation is, like, he's, like, overly gracious to, like, fans and stuff. Like, I don't think he likes being approached. But I said, you know, Ben do it. Like, Ben's such an affable guy. I think Andy would appreciate this fun fact about who you are.

And I saw it, Ben go over to Andy in the lounge. I heard the conversation. Like, I don't really think Andy. But Ben was, like, so sweet. And he was like, it was just, it was fine, you know? Like, it was fine. Color me shocked. But then, but then we got on the plane.

I had a feeling Andy was on my flight. Like, he was also going to L.A. And then, yes, lo and behold, he was sitting right in front of Ben. And I have read all of Andy's books. And so he's always traveling and he's always talking about how on his planes, he watches all these episodes of Housewives upcoming, gives notes to the editors. I'm like, there's literally no way he does that. Like watches every episode and takes notes on like what needs to be edited out, what he likes,

but he doesn't like. Let me tell you, I walked past his computer like five times. He was watching new episodes. Well, I don't know if they were new, but they looked like they had to be aired yet of OC in Salt Lake City. And he was also jotting down notes. I was being such a little rat, like snooting. But let me tell you, he was actually doing it. Wow.

Walking the walk, talking to talk, while not talking to his hands. And then when we all got up to Deplane and I was right behind him with Ruby and the Stroller, he was like, wow, your baby was so good. I was so proud. I was like, yeah. He was like, he literally made a peep. Like, wow, he's such a good baby. Like, kind of made like a lot of comments about it.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's my baby, yeah. Who would have thought between like you and your pop culture podcast and Ben and his Bravo connection, like Andy was only interested in Fu? Listen, we are parents. And he's a parent too. He gets it. He is. Now, that's not the story actually I wanted to tell you

because I've had my first Los Angeles experience. Experience. And because this trip to LA is fueled by the good guys, I'm going to phrase it in a waddy and nuts, okay? Because I had a waddy and nuts moment this morning. We don't have a car yet.

Ben is actually going to pick it up right now. So I just Uber to the studio. And you know, there's a bunch of different options on Uber. And they have like different ones in different cities. Like in New York, you can get Uber X, Uber Black, and Uber Premium. Like, that's really it. But other places they have, like, Uber comfort.

There was an option for me to work today. Uber woman driver. And, like... Click. No. I actually have, like, a lot of people relying on me to get to work safely because I don't put out this podcast, like, millions of Americans are affected. Like, I can't take such a risk with a woman driver.

I'm like, this is so California. Like, woman driver. That's really crazy. I know. I can't. And to be clear, if I get like a woman, it was literally called Uber Woman. If I get a female driver in an Uber, like, I'm, I'm not like thrilled, but I don't

cancel. Like, it's fine. It's fine. Like, it's literally not a big deal. Would I go seek it out? Like, probably not. Probably not. But there might be the case to be made.

Like, I don't know if they're doing it for like women's empowerment or like, you know, closing the pay gap. Or for like safety. Because in other ways, like, yes, maybe on the road, you're perhaps not. safe with a female driver, but in the car, you might be. Yeah, I guess if I was like, you know, traveling at night alone and they had that option, I actually might click it. I take it back.

That might be what it's there for. Yeah. Not just like a performative thing to like platform women and break the glass ceiling. And kill people. Yeah, okay, by the way, you've actually changed my perspective on it. That's actually a really valid reason. and like if I had like a kid taking an Uber I'd be like yeah do the woman yeah you'll get here tomorrow but it's fine she's gonna read you to Phil she's gonna be so nasty but so yeah I'm an

angelina I've so much to do today getting like my digs ready you know I gotta pick up our car I got to find like my local spots but all in all turdywood is is off to a good start I'm really happy and excited for you and I love this change of scenery this change of turt I actually did something major yesterday. I talked about a few months ago how I was a judge. I was selected as a judge of a short story contest that was hosted by the novelry. It was the biggest contest in literature, but the biggest prize money, $100,000 for the winner. All summer, people submitted their short stories. They got records, like crazy amount of submissions, and they shared the top ones with the judges. And the judges panel met yesterday. So Jack is a judge on like this really elite thing with other like huge

celebrities as judges. Huge celebrities and authors. Like just a who's who of the book world. Literally you. Like I heard the author of the chamber of the counselor was on that panel. Right. So I was like happy to be there amongst colleagues. We met and deliberated yesterday and chose the winner. So I think that will be announced soon, which is really exciting and everyone can read the story. And it was just, it was fascinating stuff. Are you going to say like who else was on the Zoom? Are you allowed? Yeah. The judge's panel is that was public information when everything was announced. So first, the whole panel was chaired by Tayari Jones who wrote American Marriage and American Marriage,

massively popular. Julia Quinn was on the panel, Bridgeton. Oh. Jan Martel, Life of Pie. Oh, that's a big. Carly Fortune. Oh, man, did you say anything about Megan Markle? She didn't say anything about Megan Markle, actually. And whatever happened to that story? I know this happens a lot with books where things get an option, but I thought like Megan Markle doing that was kind of a good idea. It's probably still in ideation.

She bought the rights to Carly Fortune, the big one. What was the... Summer on the Lake. They're all called like... Lakehouse Summer. Lakey summer. Leaky, lakey. Who else was there?

Emma Roberts. Major in the book world. Says. A couple of bookfluensers like myself. A couple influential voices in the literary space like yourself. Yeah. It was really cool. I'm really excited for people to read the winning

submission. Go Jackie, go Jackie, go. Go Jackie, go. Go Jackie, go. Hey. So that's what I was up to yesterday. Just judging a literary contest. Just being judgmental. WBU. What about you? Oh yeah, I was taking my son on a plane. I mean, Fuggo's Hollywood. There's nothing better. I did feel like so spoiled. I had so much access to Brian. And like I really feel like I hacked, like travel hack the whole thing. Shout to American Airlines from being extremely. extremely baby friendly. And it's just so funny how, like, people, I guess it could go either way.

But my experience was like, people when you have a baby are just so nice to you. Right? They, like, let you in. And I guess some people are. But like, for the most part, except, like, of course it wasn't without its drama when we got through TSA. They had to, like, test my breast milk. Like, stop it. Seriously, they opened up my cooler.

And I'm like, are you going to touch it? She was like, no, we just have to, like, put this paper. And she, like, it's dripping. It was so stupid. So then we had to, like, resettle, put our shoes back on. And we go to the lounge. And I'm in the elevator to the lounge. I'm like, Ben, do you have my purse?

I mean, he was like, no. It's like, I was pushing Ruby. You take everything else. It's giving Tommy Fury. I ran. If you saw me sprinting for my fucking life in JFK Airport Terminal A yesterday, no, you didn't. What kind of first was it? A big Chanel one.

Like, it literally said, rob me, Chanel. And my wallet's sticking right out at the top. It was filled to the brim. And my wallet was right at the top also Chanel. Seriously, I deserve what comes to me. Like, I'm such an idiot. let me say the good people of JFK Airport it was untouched it had probably been a total of like four or five minutes he was left there alone on a bench oh that's good in a point of pride like in a big but that area is like highly secure actually for other reasons not because of your purse like they have a lot of cameras if you're back to go missing yeah

yeah and the airport is sort of like the self-contained thing you can't like rob me and leave yeah well you could I get uh and then miss your flight came in to rob all all for what a chenelle bag that could be big it's not but you don't know that yeah I hope people have better things to do and want to get to where they're going how are the stories today good lots to like just little bits and bobs to update bits and bobs bits and bobs like nothing groundbreaking

actually there is groundbreaking news which is that looks like peace in the Middle East is on the horizon you know what that is news that breaks ground I would call that groundbreaking, and that did happen yesterday. I know. I do feel like over the course of the war, there's been like a couple of iterations of things. I'm like I will be like celebrating when it happens.

I'm just like a little skeptical only because I have like trauma. Agreed. This seems to be the big one. I know, I know. With all. They say all 48 are coming home. Well, not all because some of the bodies that they kidnapped, they probably can't find. But living hostages, they're estimating around 20 living hostages.

will be returned home this weekend or by Monday. So that's like amazing news. Yeah, it really is. I'm just so like holding my breath. I don't even want to talk about it until it's real. But so it's just funny that I said there was no groundbreaking news when actually there was like major news. Yeah, news that broke ground. Yeah, in a major way.

So praying. Cautiously optimistic. Yeah. Anything else before we dive in. I don't have my clock today. you know, I'm not in my usual situation. Like, I don't know. Are we dallying?

Are we dillying? You know? I feel like we are doing an appropriate amount of dillying and dallying, especially considering, like, this sort of foundation on which the toast is built has shifted a bit, you know? Different place, different time. Like, for me, I'm podcasting at noon. Like, I feel like taking a nap. Oh my God.

Let me just say, I know half the people who listen are like, bitchous episodes never coming out. I've never podcasted so early in my life, you guys. I'm fighting for my life over here. Oh, my God. I've never podcasted so late. It's not ideal. to take my makeup off. Yeah, that's like just the one issue with Turneywood Week or week.

I don't even know how long it's going to be. I don't even have a return flight. That's the one issue is that like I'm podcasting so early and the episodes are coming out so late. Yeah. I had the time to like make a beautiful breakfast this morning. Tomorrow I'm actually like going on an adventure before the toast. I don't know if that's going to like help.

I'll have had like a whole day. You're coming on an adventure? Yeah, yeah. Where too? I'll tell you about it tomorrow after I've had. had an adventure and then I'll be able to share and then maybe like that would be great right it would be good for the podcast to like live before to live before perhaps maybe we'll see just switching it up okay so oh I'm sorry Ben is going to kill me I have someone to share you guys well maybe it's

punishment for the purse yes as you guys know spritz society is nominated yet again for USA Best Can Cocktail. And we have now won it, I think, like, three years in a row. And it's kind of annoying because now we like have to win every year because it's like what, we're in our flop era. So we've won it three years in a row. And so I'm sorry, you guys have to vote. Voting ends Monday the 13th at midnight.

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It's digging into my belly and I'm always adjusting it and it's like... Okay. Okay, that's sort of like the one thing you could have said. I don't know if you guys have news. I'm always like moving the microphone, but I have to take it away from me. Then it's too far. I'm taking it off because corners are dig into my belly.

Okay, that's like such a fair reason. However, like I'm at the Dear Media Studio so neither of us are... This is anybody going to know what show this is if you take your mic flag off. I'll just have to hold the iPad up the whole time. Wait, you know what I'll do? I'll do this. Love. It's a nameless, faceless podcast.

Okay. I just, I needed to do it for my health. And I hope that you understand. And I know that you understand. And I know that you needed to do it for your health. However, I just can't help but like take it personal. Because you know how much of my client. I know.

That's why I came clean. I didn't want you to have to find out on your own and feel like I betrayed you. Because people would like saw me do it and they would have commented. Jackie, if you never said anything, I would not have noticed. But people would have been like, why did Jackie take off of my client? And then I would have felt like I was keeping something. coming from you. And Jackie took off her microphone because she's a self-hating toaster.

Exactly. I hate our branding. And our success. I can't even say that with a straight face. We're so cute. Nobody cuter. Our first story, Lird Swift, making more news with her talk show appearances. Last night, she was on late night with Seth Myers,

recounting tales from the Erez tour. By the way, best she's looked in years. Yes, she looks partilish. And also I feel like... She looks parcelish. Parcelish. And she has a new fotch. Yeah, let's talk about Taylor Swift's new face.

And I feel like everyone's talking about it. It's crazy that for the last five days, she's really gotten away, like, kind of under the radar. Her first appearance on Graham Norton, like, I know people like said stuff, but I just thought maybe she, like, looked different one time. But it's very clear that she's had, like, work done. And that's also why she was hiding at the NFL games.

Like, it wasn't about the stalker. You and I obviously operate on two completely different corners of the internet because, like, where I'm lurking, Everyone's talking about her new face. Oh, I've seen like a couple things, but it's not overwhelming what I've seen. And I feel like everyone's being really kind. And I actually feel like an asshole like bringing it up. But like it's very clear.

No. No, it's so obvious. And love that for her. Like I'm saying this all in an overwhelmingly positive way because her face looks sick. She looks so good. And I do think it was the Apple Music interview that like really spotlighted it. Yes. The Zane Lo.

And I think she thought she could get away because she's like on Zoom and it's like not the best lighting. And it's not like a perfect camera. It's a computer. she looked more different than ever. And it's, I don't know why she would schedule like this doctor's appointment so close to the release. Yeah. Because it's so obvious. And you're, by the way, you were on the fucking money about her lipstick, like trying to throw us off.

We can't be deterred. No, we can't be deterred. And I feel like people, like Graham Norton for me, like sometimes you could look a little different and that was okay with me. Like I wasn't like. Especially you're traveling like cross continental. You get a little puppy. Like you look different when you travel. But as the face continues to settle, I'm like, oh.

it is a new one. And let me tell you, like, when we get to the final resting place of the face, which I do not believe we've gotten there yet because she literally looks different every day, I feel like it's going to be so good because she looked gorgeous on the, um, Zane Low one.

Like, obviously, I don't know what was done. I don't think it was like a full-blown facelift, but like they are snatching it back. I've seen people say, blef, upper blef. Bluff, yes, that's what Shannon did, the upper blef. Foxeye.

Yeah, but Foxy was like a trendy, um, like a plastic surgery trend that I feel like it's not popular right now. It's definitely in the eyes and the cheeks. Do you think she went to Steve Levine? I don't think so because she didn't need a facelift and she didn't get a facelift. And did she do this after the engagement and afternoon heights or before? It's giving after.

It was afternoon. That's what I'm saying. The timing is just like poorly planned. And Taylor has said famously in her documentary, like her whole life is planned two years in advance. Like she can't even think about like personal milestones. She already knows that in two years she's going to be on tour or writing an album. And so for them to have like miscalculated the doctor's appointment, it's just like, so not Taylor.

She's slipping. She was all from eras till August. She was just like low-key making showers out. She has had so much time. Yeah. Oh, and also speaking of Taylor, not to like jump, but we need to talk about Kelly Teller. Liz Wood's pointing something out like so sinister that's going on. I mean, we have been on to, too.

I think a lot of people now, like all the Swipdies can agree, like they're definitely not friends. There are definitely some people who are still in denial. But when we first started saying it, people were like, no, no, they were just busy. No fucking way. There is so something going on between these two. Somebody just unearthed Liz Woods. She posted on her Instagram that an Instagram post from Kelly Teller from like before the album came out. It has this long caption.

I think it's about her anniversary with Miles or something. And there are two Toloas lyrics in there dancing through the lightning strike. And knock on one. Which, knock on what is a common phrase? So, like, I could give the benefit of the doubt, dancing through the lightning strikes. So that's crazy. And by that time, the friendship was already in question. Right.

Because I could see a world where, like, she did that and that's like, and they were still friends. And it's like, wait, you're kind of spoiling my album. Kelly posted nothing about the album, nothing about Taylor's engagement. Like, they were so buddy, buddy. Like, probably like, and I was obsessed. But, like, a really fast burning friendship. Yeah. And you go from that to not even posting about the album?

Number one in the rest of your Golden Globes date. Golden Globes. Golden Globes date. Yeah. Goalibb State. What do you say? Goalsy. Golden Globes eight.

Golden Globes eight. Yeah. Goalzee. I mean, it was the golden globes. Unless we weren't dating anymore, I'd post about your album and your engagement. I know. And the lyrics are actually really, that's very like, ooh, Tim, And then people, like, she launched a clothing line on Tiloas today.

Day, 10.3. Also, not something that, like, you do with a friend, if that's your best friend, like. If you have two launches, I need to know what happened with people. Not like I can't shop and listen at the same time. I actually can. I actually prefer. But that's, like, a pop culture thing. I'm sure we'll never find out what happened.

But, like, that is something I would really love to know. Yeah. No, it's definitely, like, becoming more and more clear that it, the first. friendship is over. Ruinhip. Yeah. And anybody saying no is in denial? Like they both have full lives.

Okay. They had full lives during Golden Glowsey. Right. They had full lives. Travis and, oh, sorry. Oh, I was going to get to the point of the story, which was like some of the anecdotes that Taylor were sharing on lately. Oh, right, right.

Let's not just talk about her looks, Claudia. Sorry, she looked so sick. That corset's snatching up that waist. Like, oh, my God, she looked insane. She just looked like a gazelle, like so, like. like tall and lean and feminine and like just sick she looked so gorgeous i'm sorry i'm a toxic woman i thought she looked pretty sorry yeah no but we were also talking about her facelift um she shared some funny stories about the eras tour about travi one that i really enjoyed about greta gerwig um or not

greta gerwig to greta or not to greta netta nerwig freda furwig i'm just loving this era of like Taylor sharing, like even just like little things. The fact that like Travis would go to a show and then like their post show ritual was like them kikiing and gossiping about like what went down in the VIP tent. Like just those little nuggets are so important to me as like a woman. And there used to be time when she was with that miserable wench where like everything was private. Like they couldn't even take a picture together.

And now we've just flipped. So the opposite, there's a weekly podcast coming out every week from Travis and also his sister in law like where they just talk about her like thank you. Like this is literally I'm a, I'm a Taylor's fan, but I'm also like a. nosy little bitch. And so I'm just so much happier now than I was back then. Yeah. Do you want to talk about Kylie's podcast?

I do. I listen to the clip. And how it made you feel? Nobody can convince me. Kylie Kelsey doesn't fucking hate Taylor Smith. I'm sorry. The way she talks about Taylor is just never, for me, seems genuine. And even when she like had to talk about the new album, she talked about it like couched in

her girls, which I get like is like, I'm sure the girls love Taylor. But like, she was like, like, And speaking of the girls, let's talk about the life of a show girl. Okay. I don't know. I'm sorry. One thing about me, I'm not buying it. No, every time she talks about Taylor, like, I'm like, I just wish you didn't because

I wasn't even thinking. I wasn't even wondering what does Kylie think of life of a show girl. Me neither. And I wonder, I'm sure there were people who would be like, why wouldn't she talk about it? But at this point, like, I just feel like the way that Kylie is, it's like if she never talked about Taylor, I would just respect that like, that's just because she doesn't want to, like, talk about her.

And I would actually, the mystery would make me. feel like they're actually good. They're closer. But then when she goes and talks about her, it's just like, it's never enough. No, and it just never feels like warm and fuzzy. Yeah. But I think also we don't know Kylie because we don't listen to her podcast. And I do you think that's very much like her Philly personality.

It's sort of like this hard ass. And that's how she talks to her husband and whatever. And like, so maybe we're just like don't get her. But all I'm saying is every time I hear a clip, I'm like, she fucking hates his bitch. Yeah, and I'm like, she shouldn't have said anything because then I wouldn't have heard a clip.

Exactly. And I didn't need, the not talking about Travis and Taylor's engagement, like was weird because it's about Travis, right? And Travis is her family. Yeah. Taylor's album,

I didn't need like a recap on. When I think of Taylor's new album, I'm not like, there wasn't a song about Kylie on it. Like, there's not a lyric about Kylie. I don't actually need Kylie's take. So I didn't, I wasn't looking for that in an episode.

Yeah. And she did engage with. what people have been saying about like the song Wish List is literally like Kylie's life, which is so cute, but it just like, it's, it didn't come off as cute. It's so funny. When I heard Wishlist, I didn't think of that that's Kylie's life. But she has like a whole block looking like you. Yeah.

Actually, they look more like her, but yeah. Yeah. So there you go. Her name was dirty. Made her money being purdy and wordy. Somebody DM that to me yesterday and I'm obsessed. I might actually make it my new Instagram bio. Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, do you think the lyric is like famous enough yet? Right, like in a year, will people know what I'm referencing? What's your bio right now? Like, what are we letting go of? The life of a turd girl? No, I'm kidding. It is, oh, it's gotta go. What is it?

The name's turdy. Turdy, Lou. Okay. Okay, James Bond. Why is nobody talking about how losery my Instagram bio is? Like, I need more people to be like making fun of me for that. Should we change it right now? Yeah, sure.

To that or anything. You're like good with words. I mean, my Instagram bio couldn't be stupid. Stupider. Why? The CEO of Turney Lou Global? I love it. CEO of Turney Lou Global.

When people like email me, like, cold email me, they're like, hi, Jacqueline, we love what you're doing at Turney Lou Global. Well, when AI, like, scrapes the internet for information about you, if you ever, like, ask chat, like, what is Jackie Oshrey's job? They would say, found me CEO of Turney Lou Global. her name was chertie made her money being i'm gonna do it and see like how it feels being purdy and wordy his name was bruno made his money being cruno and luno okay her name was jacky made her money being wacky and tacky oh i love it wait but that's funny like you're obviously not tacky like

I know. Let me see how it looks. It's just like not a nice word, you know. Oh, I just want to say like I fucking hate this. I'll fix it later. Didn't she say that in actually romantic? They called her tacky or something. Oh, yeah.

Stop talking dirty to me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Next story. You think I'm tacky, baby. Oh, yeah. So she told all these stories on set up by it.

I watched one story and I enjoyed the one, but I didn't want to hear about the Burmese Python. But she's just like a great storyteller. Like Seth Myers was there. Said Myers was there. She was telling stories. I liked the Greta Gerwig story. I sat through it and I enjoyed it,

but I didn't listen to other stories. I also find it like surprising that she's not going on Jimmy Kimmel, just to like make a statement. It's almost like a glaring omission. I was thinking that too. No, her choice to go on Fallon is actually safe. like they're such good friends. They have that connection.

Like his mother-in-law, that song. That wasn't the red flag against Kimmel, but now you're making around. But now she's doing, like, and also like the, like this tier two shows, like, I do think in general it's a good decision for her to not go on Kimmel because it's polarizing. It is in this moment. And he has, like, less viewers now than he did before everything happened. And I just, like, I think she would want no part of it. Like, this is meant to be about the album.

And then it would become about that, right. Like, and I think that she's wise to just stay away from it because it's not like, She has to do it or anything like that. So I think that's good. But I just found it interesting. But I think she should do Jake Shane. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

I wonder what else she's going to do. She's like doing a lot. Yeah, she did Apple Music. I know. And like while I understand like people love Zane Lowe, can you raise your hand if you've ever like watched a Zane Lowe interview? Not like a clip of Taylor on it. Like do you tune in to Zane Lowe?

And oh, by the way, it begs the question, Who the fuck is Zane Lowe? And like, why do we care? So am I. And I'm sorry, the music expert of this generation is Jake Shane. Like, Jake Shane is the new Zaylo. Sorry. Yeah.

And also, like, Zoom? No. Zoom. It's 2025. No. It's giving COVID. No, that's, like, just upsetting when I see something like that. I don't like it.

Even though I guess this show is done too. Actually, I'm sorry. We don't use Zoom. We don't use Zoom. And the show is Pargy. Like is the Zoom in the room with us? No, we literally don't use Zoom. It's the worst, like, product ever.

It's the worst interface, yeah. I have PTSD. I agree. I'm going to make the call. I don't know if we finish discussing the story, but I'm going to move on to the next story. She's calling it. I'm calling it. I just feel like we'll be back here probably later in the week.

Okay. Next story, Beckham Family puts on a United Front at Victoria's Netflix doc premiere without Brooklyn and Nicholas. So we've sort of been like countdown. to the premiere. We figured Brooklyn and Nicola wouldn't be there, though they were at David's premiere signaling better times, and now we're in worst times because it's Victoria's premiere,

and they were not there, though all the kids and their significant others were there to celebrate Victoria's new docu-series on Netflix, which is out now, and I can't wait to watch. I can't wait to watch it either, and the other two kids being there, I'm sorry, it just like doesn't do it for me. I don't even know their names.

Cruz. And, um... And Beckham. Hold on. Romeo. Romeo. Romeo re-homeo Yeah

By the way you're such an influencer Living in L.A. and rehoming your dog Oh, I just want to say My family's made a decision about Romeo I forgot to tell you this When we do get back from L.A. whenever that is He will be coming home He gets one more chance

Yeah, Ben went over to his parents' house To say goodbye before we left And he got like so emo seeing Romeo Romeo was being such a good boy And like you know Ben really loves Romeo I love Romeo too obviously But like not as much as I did before And Ben was really sad

I said of course he can come home And now, like, Ruby is sleep trained. I don't think actually a bark would wake him up. But when Romeo came home and we were trying to, like, put Ruby down for naps, like, it was so temperamental. And you're fucking barking. Like, get the fuck out of your bitch. Yeah.

Now we're in a better, more stable place. We have a new home. So, like, it's fine. He'll come home. So Romeo's coming home. He's coming home. I love that. And Romeo Beckham went home to his family at the premiere of Victoria's

Hockey series. So it was Romeo, Cruz, and Harper. the daughter who's 14, who's just like so cute, you know, and you know she's not caught up in the drama. No, I am looking forward to like her coming of age story and like seeing her do Fashion Week stuff and like becoming, you know, like an Apple Martin type of swirley. Because that's totally in her future.

Having said that, like, these kids don't do it for me. I'm sure they're lovely people, but like I need Brooklyn there. I need Nicola there. And I'm sure they want Nicola and Brooklyn there too. It's like, I know we always say, I know we always say like, well maybe she could no like you're not there you're there's such bad vibes yeah they had a vow renewal and they weren't there like we knew it was done but like this was going to be like one more critical thing just like Taylor's bachelette

will prove if she's friends with Blake and Kelly like one more critical moment that is the nail in the coffin it's really bad and it's such a cliche like come on be better yeah it's upsetting um But I'm excited. I'm looking forward to the documentary. Yeah, me too. I think I'll watch that tonight. Oh, I watched Love is Blind last night. Three new episodes dropped.

I'll do like a mini recap at the end. One, because Claudia didn't watch yet and I want to talk about it with you. And two, like they weren't like the most bust in episodes except like the in Denver mixer did happen. Love that. The Denver mixer where, you know, all the castoffs came to play. So that was like, I guess, the most interesting piece of it. But we are getting to see like the couples either maturing or not. And some of them, like, I actually think, have more potential than I did last week when I was like, you should break up today.

Okay. Do you think there's any chance that Victoria's documentary references the issue in her family or they're not like that? I think if it did, it actually would be in the stories today because I think like editors who already watched it. Like I saw headlines about like talking about eating disorders. I don't win or I think it would be in the news. Okay. Our next story, an update from number number three. Okay.

An update for something we were talking about yesterday, which was dancing with the chart, Star's dedication night. Oh, yeah. Dengel Fishel. So we, by the way, we just like sort of misunderstood with dedication night. Oh, yeah, for sure.

It doesn't mean that you're like dancing with a rando. You are still dancing with the star. You're dancing for the rando. That is me. And also. when I thought it was still like dancing with Arando, and it said to Neil Fisle's dancing with the 98-year-old Mr. Feney.

Mr. Feeney. I'm like, that's actually really not fair. Like, that's crazy to make him try it, like get up and dance and, like, train for a week. Oh, I just assumed, like, he would be in a wheelchair and, like, she would be, like, dancing around him. And I only assume that because... Is he in a wheelchair?

No, but, like, in the picture of him and her, like, the most recent one, Like he's sitting and she's like crouched above him. Like how you do like with an older person just so they don't have to get up. Just so they don't have to get up. Right. I actually didn't even question like how he was going to dance at 99 years old. I just thought for sure like they were going to win. But now, well they might still.

Anyway, she is bringing William Daniels, aka Mr. Feeney to dancing with the star's dedication night, said it's going to be very memorable. So we were half right that she would pick someone from Boy Meets World. apparently Ben Savage does not associate. Like doesn't fuck with Topanga. He doesn't fuck with anyone from Boy Weets World, including Mr. Feeney. Just so you know. He's giving like a self, like he's a self-hating boy.

He's a self-hating Disney Star. Yeah. So her and Pasha are going to dance a jive and Bill is going to be on the ballroom floor with us and he's going to participate in the dance as well. Okay, so it's dancing for the Randos. And with. And with. Four and by.

Yeah. Yeah. They're dancing to the Boy Meets World theme song, the one you all know and love. Yeah, so like... Wait, which one? The original? The original. Not the Sabrina Carpenter.

The Sabrina Carpenter one is so good. I've been waiting for a day like this to come. That's like lightning. That song is so fucking good. I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna play it. So Ben. Can I say something?

I don't know it. I've never heard the song before in my life. Yeah, no. I was like a big Disney kid, but there are like particular blind spots. I don't know if you've seen actually. And I watched Wizards of a, Waverly Place. But I guess like yesterday marked a day,

technically Alex Rousseau's character like dies. Like in the last episode, they say she's going to die on October or whatever, 2020, and that was yesterday. And everybody's like, Alex Rousseau's dead. Like, who gives a fuck? There are like Disney Channel blind spots for me. And Boy Meets World is like low key one of them. Like I had watched episodes.

And I remember that one where like that friend Sean who was like kind of hot. He like becomes a bad boy and like is addicted to like Advil. or something. But the show is not really like a part of my childhood. No, it's very much ahead of our time. Like, by years. But Ben loved it. Ben, like, turned to me when we were watching Dancing with the Stars and he's like,

Topanga was like the love of my life. And I said, what? Not me kind of looking like Topanga. No. Topanga looks like my friend Sam. No. Do you know who Topanga looks like? I said it to Ben.

He said it was the best call ever. And I'm sorry that the toasters are not going to know who this person is. Dr. Frylish. Are pediatrician growing up? Yeah, but you also just have her on the brain. Because she's a pediatrician. She's Ruby's pediatrician, too. Because you're seeing her.

No, no, Ben, Jackie, she's so Topanga. No, to me, she's Sam Frankel. It's a good call, too. Yeah. But Sam Frankl is Mary Beth Holland. Yes, I do. After you said that, I did start to see it. Anyways, Topanga's bringing out Mr. Feeney.

We know who some other people are bringing out. Elaine's bringing out Chessie. Dylan is bringing out the younger Efron's sister. not Zach. I don't believe you. Not Zach. Okay. Thus fueling my theory, Zach Efron hates his brother Dylan. He's just like such a not a team player, you know? Zach?

Yeah. Like I actually think he loves Dylan and would do anything for him except show up to dancing with the stars. Like he didn't do the high school musical reunion on Zoom during COVID, which at the time really hurt. Right. But today like feels like a good choice. In hindsight, it was the right call. It definitely feels like a good choice. He's just like always off like yachting with his friends and like, doesn't want to be like do the things that like the people would love. I feel like Zach Efron was like more than happy to like include Dylan and like be there for

Dylan when Dylan wasn't nobody. Right. Like he had his brother on his show Zach Efron at the end of the world. And now like Dylan is a formidable opponent sort of and I think Zach's jealous, honestly. I really don't think that's it. I just think he's like a party pooper. Yeah. And it's annoying me because he's one of my faves. I agree.

Like he's In hindsight He shouldn't have done That high school Reunion No That was a bunch of Yellowbelly losers

But at the time It's like Where are you You're Troy Bolton No one's doing anything else Like be Troy Bolton Be him Try

Right now I can hardly breathe Oh you can do It just know that I believe Those movies Actually don't even get me started Those movies Are so fucking

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That's F-A-T-T-1-5.com slash toast. Code Toast-T. Thank you, Turty, 15. You're welcome, Judy. Our fourth story, Shurza Ronan, will play Linda McArsha. Sersha. I tried. I really didn't.

She will be playing Linda McCartney in the new Beatles movies. So we have been talking about these Beatles movies for years now. Four movies, four Beatles. Everyone gets their own movie. Sershah has landed the role of Linda, the wife of Sir Paul McCartney, in the upcoming four-part Beatles biopic. As a reminder, Paul Mescal will be playing Paul McCartney. Feels like a generous casting.

for Paul Mezcal? Yeah You mean generous to Paul McCartney Correct I'd like yes I would like Megan Fox to play me

in the Turdy Lou Global biopic Everybody's talking about These four Beatles movies When I tell you I don't give a shit And one of my hot takes And I say this every time

I don't give a fuck About the Beatles The music Loki sucks Like I just don't fucking care So happy for Sersha That she got this role And I feel like Sisha Rodin's been chasing the high. Like she can get cast in whatever movie she wants.

She will never have a better role than her first role, which was the girl who got murdered in The Lovely Bones, literally the saddest movie ever. Oh my God, I always get, do you get this on Instagram or maybe it's a success? Yes, yes. Like clips of movies. Like, and I find myself like watching five minutes of a movie on my phone. I like, I can't turn it off.

And I'm so aware of it now. I'm like, this is a complete fucking waste of my time. Stop watching them. Jackie, I have seen the entire movie Interstellar. in the form of TikTok clips. I've never actually seen the movie in full, just in TikTok clips. And I've also seen every episode of Young Cheldon in TikTok clips too.

Oh, I also see the good doctor a lot. Oh, I don't get the good doctor with like the doctor who's autistic. Yeah, like I get a lot of like medical cases. And then so someone comes in and it's like, house. Yeah, and they have something like very rare and I'm like, wait, wait. Sir Clause. What is it? So I'm literally sitting there watching a movie on Instagram.

Chicago Med I watch. Yeah, no, I literally watch TV shows in two-minute clips. What is it? I need them to stop. for the sake of just like productivity and mental health like I don't need to be sitting down to watch a movie right now. Yeah and it's like do you think with these directors and these screenwriters like put together these like passion projects of theirs do they realize like most people are going to consume them in 30 second clips on reels? I don't know but so I get a lot of like lovely bones clips like the scene where Mark Wahlberg realizes. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. When he's like building the hut. Or also when the sister is in Stanley Chucci's house and she like she opens the floorboard and Stanley Chucci's like is there some bitch in my house. and she's trying to be really quiet until she drops the floorboard and he like hears it from downstairs and comes running after her.

I get that scene all the time. Oh my God. No, him in his backyard like building a yurt talking to the father of the woman. The yurt. Oh my God. Not enough people talk about

Stanley Chucci's like acting abilities. I feel like they just know him like Devil wears Prada. He's always playing like sassy. No, his range, you have to see the lovely bones. It's the best fucking movie ever. No, but it's really disturbing.

Yes, it is. The book. I actually never read the book, but Olivia read it. When she was a kid and she was like always talking. I've added so much to the point where I feel like I read the book, you know, and I also saw the movie. Such a powerful story.

Yeah. So after that, coming off the high of lovely bones, Sershia will be playing. Linda McCartney. That's what I'm saying. Feels right. Yeah. Yeah. I know somebody probably assumes that I do, but I actually don't have any issues with Sersha Ronan.

Like, I kind of like her, even though I think people would think like we'd be, you know? Yeah, we're not like the elk of Sershaites, but... We're not Ronanites. No, she's a talented actress. It's like not her fault that like the movie she's in like aren't my favorite movies of all time. I guess that is her fault, but like. I don't know what like genre she does, but it's like the anti-turdy genre. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I saw Lady Bird. I wasn't inspired. I didn't see her version of little women. And like I'm genuinely okay with that. I've also never seen little women. I've never read little women. I know somebody dies and somebody's a lesbian.

and I do actually like one day want to commit to watching it. So I'm trying to like avoid spoilers. Because it's like about four daughters. Sisters. Yeah. No, people. It's about Melania, Gabriella, Gia. They're father.

No, it's about Brooks, Gray Sam, Mary Howard, and Sarah Jane. Thousand percent. Yeah. No, I guess it is Serge's fault that she chooses movies that she knows we wouldn't want to watch. And there's actually an episode of Friends, where Joey reads little women, and, like, he goes through the emotions of it. And they actually spoiled the book in...

He reads it because he thinks it's porn because he reads, like, the lesbian scene. He's like, oh, I could read this. Then it turns out to be, like, this very sad book. And they spoil it. Like, I know somebody dies. I don't know who. They spoil it.

I actually, I blocked it out of my memory because the day will come where I'm going to sit my ass down and read that book. And I want to be so surprised. Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. Only because it's no offense.

Dear Media, a thousand degrees in here. Like, they've got to get some air. I'm dying. Are you dying? Okay, maybe it's me. I'm running hot and breastfeeding. Maybe it's me. Wordle game show is in the works from Jimmy Fallon and NBC with Savannah Guthrie set to host.

So Wordle may soon be coming to TV as NBC is piloting a game show based on the brain puzzle game. Jimmy Fallon is producing the project via his electric hot dog banner. And Savannah Guthrie is set to be the host, the pilot, which is also produced by Universal television alternative studio is filming in the UK. Okay, so I have nothing against Savannah Guthrie, per se. I didn't think I did. I'm not like loving the choice. Having said that, I do think that this is a great idea.

I love game shows. Also, I'm so, and I feel good. I feel like I made an investment in Jimmy Fallon a few years ago. Like, I've never been a hater. You with Loki have, and a lot of people have. And I feel like I've always just kind of like defended Jimmy Fallon. I feel like he's really kind of crushing it lately. heard anything about his show with Bose?

No, it hasn't come out yet, but when it does come out, I'm going to watch because I saw the trailer and I thought that it looked good. Yeah, I just feel like he's kind of like crushing it lately. Yeah, I think so too. I think as one Jimmy sort of sinks another sales. Yeah, and I know he like publicly said he was team Jimmy Camel, but I know he was like so happy that shit was going down with Jimmy Kimmel. Like better that Jimmy than me.

He was saying to his wife, you know? Yeah, feeling like he made the right choices to just be like the funny man. Spineless. Yeah. Commercial. Right. One thing about Jimmy Ballin, like he sings for his supper. Like, you want me to be a Republican? Cool. You want me to be a Democrat? Cool. You want me to be into like 13 year old teen music?

Oh yeah. No, like he doesn't give a fuck. Like he's here to entertain. He's here to make a living. And you know what? I respect the hustle. Yeah. So yeah, I think as a premise like this show would be good because wordily is something that you kind of like do quickly solve quickly. Some people are better at it than others. So I think that could be a cute show if for game shows. the game show hosted by Jane Krakowski and Randy Jackson, where they have celebrities on as contestants, and they give them like a song.

They have to guess the song based on the first few notes. And so Erica Janna just saw was on. And she was like, I can guess the song in seven notes. But then the person, I forget who she was playing, was like, I can guess it in six. And whoever goes lower. So then Eric, so Erica was like, I couldn't guess it in five.

So she lets the girl guess it in six. So Randy Jackson then on the piano plays the first six notes of the song. It looks like one of those shows, like one of those fake game shows they made on 30 Rock. Yeah, or like for a movie, you know, about someone who produces game shows and then she's going to break out and stop living. So stupid. A stressful life. It feels so fake. Every time I see, to be clear, I'll listen clips of it on Instagram.

I don't know where this show airs. It feels like seriously, like it's actually not a real. It's a fake show. Great. I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about. And to be clear, I have. have never seen somebody successfully guess the song. You literally can't guess a song with just three notes on a piano.

It's so stupid. Charlie Puth could. Charlie Puth could. He should be the host. By the way, no offense to Randy Jackson. It should be Charlie out there shaking his thing. Charlie's like giving music education lessons on TikTok and Reels right now, explaining like what it means to interpolate a song.

And let me just say he ate down with that. Yeah. I just want to say, I feel like there were a couple of months where like I talked about Charlie Puth on the podcast all the time, like making fun of him. And I stand by what I said, but I just want to update everybody. I don't like hate him so much anymore. I don't remember why. Why I started hating on him.

I can't remember. I feel like he's a cutie. He's a talented guy and he's using, like he has this gift of music. Like he has perfect pitch and he's just like he's got the music in him. Yeah. And now he's like giving back to the world by like explaining it in like layman's terms. I actually really enjoyed his videos explaining interpolation. On Taylor's album.

And comparing songs that I feel like everyone compares the same two songs, right? Everyone's like Marvin Gee and Sherrod. Yeah. Halsey Red. He's Taylor Swift Blue. Right. He's giving me fresh Haley Steinfeld versus Fifth Harmony. Totally.

Not him pitting women against women. I love that for him. He definitely takes Uber Woman. He tough. Charlie Puth 1,000% calls Uber Woman. Yeah. Uber women. I wonder if like men have that option to do Uber Woman.

I fucking hope not. Right? That would be creepy as fuck. I need to know more about Uber woman and the team leading it. I hear you're the team leading it. You just know there's a whole team at Uber who's like job it is to lead Uber women. They get paid like $250,000 a year.

Yeah, for this big idea. And I would just, I would love to talk to the team. Set it up. Set it up. About what's next for Uber Woman. I am going to call it because like you said, the episode has to go up. The show must go on.

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