The Toast - Deadbeat Davidson: Friday, May 22nd, 2026

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. You made to the end of the week. Congratulations.

Patch yourself on the back, girl. Happy Dirt. Happy Friday. That's a good one. This was a long week. Oh, so funny. I feel like it was a short week. And like because yesterday was just sort of like backyard barbecue vibes.

I really felt like yesterday was Friday night. Day night. No, Friday. I'm being positive. Friday. And so today I was like, oh, it's giving Saturday. Yeah. I guess it is giving Saturday because we have like a fun day planned where it's actually like

the toast is getting away of like the day. You know, like because it feels like a weekend day. I would agree with that. Like it already feels like the weekend. Except it's not because I have important things to do today. I have to go get my thumb stimulated like appointment number two of the week. Remember when I said I was like feeling stuff? I'm not anymore.

So like I need another appointment. Okay. We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really. really fun. We've got to do the thirst. Yeah. So just like... Was that it? That's a lot. No, that is a lot. And then we can get on to like the fun portion of the day, the activities portion. I didn't watch any TV last night besides the Knit Games. Like, I don't have anything to contribute to the TV recap if there was anything to watch. I don't think that there was. I mean, we were just like barbecuing and celebrating all day yesterday. Right. Shout out to my almost queenie of the week,

but somebody else took your spot. My sister Jacks for throwing such a gorgeous first birthday party. We had like a backyard barbecue yesterday with like a little bounce house. Jack had a got a cake. She put up signs. The theme was disco because we were grooven with Rubin. The theme was grooving with Rubin. It was so cute. It was literally the best day of my personal life, like better than any birthday I've ever had.

So it was amazing. And it's queenie material. But unfortunately, you'll see. Somebody unseeded you. Oh, okay. That's fine. What was I going to say about? Oh, so we were saying how like Ruby definitely like felt special.

Special. Special. Like he probably doesn't understand the concept of birthday. But you do wonder if like on their special day, do they know, that it's a special day. Yeah, and that's all I ever want for like a child's first birthday is like today is unlike any other day. Like it's very special. And there's just an awareness that like, oh, today was different and it was lovely. It was all about me. It was so special. We got great presents. I didn't have to buy anything. I just want to say another almost queenie. But again,

somebody else took her spot. I need to give a moment to Shannon Ford. Shannon Ford is literally one of the best friends I've ever had. Like, so I'm not home right now, but I know that I got a bunch of packages and I know that one of them was a gift from Shannon for Ruby's birthday, which is so sweet from Bergdorf. I don't know what it is yet, but like I know that I saw that I got a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. Like she doesn't live in the city and like just so nice to send you. You don't need to. Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday. She's like, I have a package for you. It's from Shannon. Like what? Shannon sent me like 10 of the cutest baby like smocked outfits. She's thoughtful enough to send them. I don't even know how she knew I was going to be Florida.

Like insane. She's so thoughtful and like it makes me feel like the worst friend ever. It's Literally, like, I can't take her. Like, I seriously can't take her, Queen of Material. In addition to having a heart of gold that she has. The love or which? No, I think it's also like Southern manners. Yeah. She's just, like, has manners.

Yeah, I'm like a bitch from New York. And like these formalities, they really mean something. Do you know that she once got me a gift of a subscription to Southern living? I got my copy yesterday because, like, she thought I would love the magazine. That's like seriously, so thoughtful. That's definitely her love language is gift giving. And I just like I always feel so special. Yeah, I need to get her another gift just because.

She got a little like romper that has like, it's like bloomer. It's like a really short, like such a cute romper that's like smocked and has little golf carts on it. And then it says daddy's catty. Like seriously sick. She's so cute. So shout out to that almost queenie. It's kind of the theme of today. Almost queenies.

Yeah. Well, I look forward to seeing who you're queen. I feel like I'm actually really hyping it up. The bar is very high. So the next one last night. Mm-hmm. Two. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. And, like, so Ben was like, should we go to a bar and watch? And I had said, yes. Oh, you said you were going to a bar. And then, like, as the day went on, like, it was just not happening. And so when we got home, I was like, I will go. But, like, let's just watch it in bed. How fun is it?

Like, what's more fun than watching in bed and got your makeup on? After a fulfilling day. Yeah. And he was like, I know you're going to fall asleep. Can we watch in the living room? And I was like, no. So I made it to the fourth quarter. I did fall asleep.

But for some reason, these games are starting at 8 p.m. change with whomever they're playing? No, and the game is in New York. Like, insane. Ben said that it's like so West Coast people can like be included. Like we seriously don't care about them. The next one, two to zero now you have to win to, you have to get four games to like and if they win this one, then they go to the finals. Okay. And last year they didn't go to the finals. No, this is, their back to back. They've made it this far. Okay. And they're playing the Cavaliers. They're playing the Cavaliers. I do not know when the last time they made it to the finals was, but like it will probably be the first in Ben's lifetime. And if they make it to the finals,

like, well, you guys are going back to New York soon anyway, but like, if they make it to the We have to go. You're going back to New York. Like, seriously. Yeah. Yeah, like Ben is thinking about going to Cleveland next week, which is insane. But like if he wants to go, sure, have fun. Yeah, we'll have to go.

It will be insane. So they'll only need to win two more games. And honestly, like, I don't want to chigsip. Like, the other team sucks. Like, both games, like, wasn't even a competition. Actually, I'm sorry, the first game, they were, like, down by a lot and then came back. Right. I remember that when you woke up.

Last game, it was just like a runaway last night. So it's been very exciting. I'm obviously, I'm on Knicks talk. Like Knicks fans, we always say like Philly sports fans are crazy. And it's like we actually don't know how crazy New York fans are because they never win. There's never anything at stake. Right. So Philly's like always celebrating something, whether it's a Super Bowl. Or like a big loss, but it's still big.

We are like never sort of like in the mix. There's never big moments. And so we are in the mix and I'm letting you know like people are not okay. I would imagine actually. They say that they're going to take down the Statue of Liberty and like carry her through the streets if they win. They're not going to be okay. Knicks fans are so crazy. And like, honestly, I'm really getting like, I'm really getting into it.

Okay. I love. 99. Oh, so, okay, Ben was seven years old. Yeah. But I don't know if he was an ex-fan then. It's just very exciting. I'm sure he was.

Absolutely. Ben, like, this is the most important thing. I guess this is like his equivalent to like Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. I was going to say it's literally sounds like the same as like Zach and the Cowboys. Yeah. They haven't been great since the 90s. Yeah.

He's been living on a prayer ever since. And being a fan is like, it's hard. It's hard. It's hard. Yeah. But like, if the Cowboys were to win. Now it's even greater than like if the chiefs win or the Patriots, because they always win. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And it's just, it's just a great time to be a next fan. I'm having a ball. I'm so glad. And the Kylie element. She didn't post a candle. She posted a caviar last night. So I was trying to think like how we can make that about us. What's unfortunate is that she posted a candle yesterday, like the day before our episode.

Oh. Do you think actually she's reading our minds? Is she a mentalist? No, what I was thinking is like, you know, she always likes to do it in sort of obscure ways. I think she's a mentalist. I think what she was saying. is like caviar is fire right i'm giving her more space because she has two children a thriving business a relationship a big family she might not listen to the episodes as they draw of course of course

we'll give her through the weekend through the weekend yeah i would say she probably catches up on saturdays you think no i don't know i wonder when but i'm just saying like i you know she's very busy and i know she listened to a lot of podcasts so maybe we just got lost in the shuffle maybe maybe Maybe she's not a Thursday listener. I do feel like some people tune in on certain days. They need us on certain days. Or just like depending on their personal schedule. No, but like definitely Monday morning.

Like if you're a toaster, you're sat on Monday morning as we... I think that people do like hybrid. So they're in the office some days and not the others. And they certainly aren't listening when they're not in the office. And I get it. It's fine. I'm not mad. Right.

Right. I'm not just disappointed. Yeah. So maybe she's not a Thursday listener. All right. We'll give her a few days. But if she's listening on a Friday... But also, Kappiard is fire.

Just know, Kylie. We had this whole big bit about you yesterday. you should listen. You would love it. You would love it. But the gist is that like if you are hearing this, please post your Instagram a sign with like a candle or a flame or a bonfire, a fireplace, a stove.

Yeah. Something. And I know we make you do this all the time and you always do it. And like why don't we just understand that you're, no, no, it's like when that, um, that story that of like God, you're stranded on the island. He sent you a boat. I know, you're like, I know God will save me. A boat comes.

You're like, no, I know God will save me. A life vest come. save me. A helicopter. I know God will save me. And then the guy winds up dying on the island. And then he goes to heaven. He's like, God, why do you save me? He's like, what do you mean? I sent a boat. A life vest. A helicopter. And that's literally Kylie. She posted me. I sent my nails. I said the trees. I sent the sky. Every time we've asked her for something, she's going to stop. She's going to be on grateful benches. This is the last one we promised. Just like it's kind of, it's so hard to believe. It's unbelievable. So we do need multiple signs from Lord and Savior, Kylie Jenner. I don't think

that's asking too much. I agree. I was talking your stories until then. Supportive Wifey, though. She was obviously not in New York. He went with a friend, but she was watching back home. That's so supportive for her. It's so cute. We're kind of like, we're kind of living parallel lives, Kylie and I, don't you find? Yeah, because of the Knicks. Yeah. And just like being, you know, like smoke shows and things like that. Mothers, business women, billionaires, bombshells. Bomb shells. Yeah. I relate to her. I bet that's why she likes the show too. Because like one of the hosts is like kind of living a parallel life to her. Don't you find? Yeah, but also, like I had my pregnancy the same as her.

So that's when she got into it. Lots of parallel lives. It's always nice when like your fave is pregnant with you. Yeah. So I'm happy I could do that for her. Absolutely. Anytime, Kylie. You let me know when the next one's going down.

And we'll get to work with those test trips. Yeah. Tell me your plans, Kylie. So what are the stories? They're horrible. Really? They're actually horrible. Like I don't even know what's in there.

Okay. So we won't get. Like absolutely nothing has happened since we did the toast yesterday. We literally did he. yesterday. It's shocking that there aren't more days where there's nothing to talk about. Yeah, like, I will talk. Of course.

But, like, there's no breaking news. There's no lead story. It's just a bunch of, like, hogwash. Well, like I tell you, what I saw my morning scroll this morning. I watched Kiki Palmer's TED Talk. Okay. Yeah, it was very deep. What is she Ted talking about?

You know, she really pulled her family out of poverty, like deep poverty. And obviously, that created just like it was good. But, you know, she was like a kid with all this responsibility on her. shoulders. It was a really good TED Talk. I only saw like the first like five or ten minutes, but I liked it. I just love Kiki Palmer. She was also on Watch Shop and Live last night. Yeah. What is she promoting? What is she promoting? What is she promoting? She's like you? She's in that new peacock show. Right. She works. Yeah, but I think another one also. No, she works, but like what is she actively promoting? Yeah, I don't know. I just love Kiki

Pomer. A new crime comedy. Okay. I just love. Kiki Pomer, I believe, is the first and only dream guest to make it off the list. right? That's a great question. I know we have Mindy Kaling on there. It feels like a good day to bring out the lists. When in doubt, when in doubt hit up the list.

Okay, dream guests. I know we have Mindy Kaling on there. Obviously like Taylor and Kim, Kylie. Yeah, like at this point, the list is just Kylie. Oh my God, the list is so fucking good.

Is it? Hakey Palmer, and she's the only one with a check next to her name. I'm cracking up Kelly Clarkson. Is she on there? Yeah. Okay. Mindy Kaling.

Mindy Kailing. How many people are there? I'm going to try and guess them. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. Okay, so Kiki Palmer. It's so varied. Yeah, Kiki Palmer, Kelly, and Mendy Kaling. Yeah.

Kim? No. Kim and Kylie are not even on here because they're so obvious. Yeah, right. Taylor? No. Okay, so it's not obvious. It's not obvious.

Pipple? Yes. Um, how are there 13? I'm only at four and I'm like screaming. You're at two. No, you're at the four. I'm at four. I know RuPaul was on there at one.

one point five um like it's really deep oh like they're deep cuts some of them some of them tarrick no okay tell me key pomer ruPaul kelly clark's and mini killing so you guess the first four i guess like those are those most obvious those are the most like then they're still true standing guy fierre absolutely Elon musk okay john corbett okay jack black absolutely absolutely Absolutely. Kenny Ortega. Stand by it. Pitbull.

Stand by it. Molly Mae. That's like a U. one. Yeah, I can do it by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'll be there. I'm just saying it's not my dream guess.

No, but like normalize one on once. Well, Kiki Pomer was like my dream guest and you were there. Barely. I was on Zoom. Honestly, like, that's fine. Fine. Someone can take the lead. Also, it's a lot of cooks in the kitchen.

Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Jim Carrey. We should have Jim Carrey. Yeah. And Susan Boyle. That might be a U. Also. I'll take the lead.

Paul and you could take Molly May and Susan Boyle. No, I would want to hear Elon. I would just like want to meet like one of the, you know, geniuses of our time. Yeah. That's interesting. Actually, I'm sorry. I have met Elon. I don't talk about that enough.

At a party, right? At a party. Like way before he was Elon. He was just like the guy going to space. He was like very elusive. He wasn't involved in X or anything. Like he was just like this genius. Yeah.

Like prodigy. Yeah. Elon Musk. And I was at a party and somebody like like literally introduced me to him and I was like, why am I being introduced? And he was like, I love your blog. And I was like, what? So, like, he's up, because he's, like, internety.

He feels should come on his show. He's always posting about the good guys. Have you seen that? I do. Because there's, like, a clip of Mr. Beast on the good guys podcast that had gone viral in some sort of, like, circle that I'm not familiar with. It was about Starling. Oh, yeah, right.

And so Elon, the clip then made its rounds on Twitter. And it's just, like, sort of one of those OG clips that is an internet Hall of Fame. And whenever it, like, serves Elon, he, he, he like posts it. He's posted it like three times. It's insane to see Ben's face on me on Twitter. It's insane. He would be actually a great guest for the good guys. Yes. Maybe that could happen, but like I would like be so interested to have that conversation. And then we could have May Musk on mother. We could have her on mother. Also apparently I just need to shout out

Shoneil Jones, who's the new co-host of GMA with Jenna. She wrote a book of like with this concept. It's like conversations with great mothers. Oh really? Yeah. I had also heard that there was a I want to say with Steph Curry's mom hosting where she interviews other mothers of like famous of great. Yeah. So it's not like a completely original idea. No, no, but I'm just like there is a book and it sounds amazing. And I also just wanted to shout her because I've been seeing clips of her doing her new hosting. Did you see her dancing with Zara Larson? Oh my God. They picked the right one. It's true. I loved that clip of her dancing. Me too. She's a good dancer. I watched it so many times. I'm going to believe you saw that. That's so funny because Zara's like so TikTok. No, no, no.

That's like because it reached the reals people because of Shanil because she's so reals. Yeah. I was not familiar with her story or her work prior. And obviously I was like rooting for Justin Sylvester. So I was like, okay, this sucks. But happy to have been wrong. Like she's the exact type of like warm maternal. She's like a very deep story with her husband.

Um, but celebrities love her. She was pushing back on someone the other day, like giving them attitude, which I liked because like they needed it. I forget who it was. I had to say everything I've seen tends across the board. Yeah. I meant to bring up that Darla Larson moment because I thought it was so precious. Do you know that that's a thing that Zara Larson does at all of her concerts?

She brings up someone to do the dance. It's this one part of the choreography, and she brings up somebody, whether it's usually like a young girl. Like it's really cute. It's like the 22 hat with Taylor Swift. And it's a fun part. It's actually been like huge for her because now everybody like tunes in to the concerts. Being like, who I brought up for the midnight sign? And so that's like the viral part of the show that Chanel did.

I loved it. Yeah. I loved it. And she wrote the book that I want to read. Yeah, right. And the podcast that I want to make. Right. Maybe she'll produce it with me.

Yeah. Mother. presented by Mother Denham. Oh, that's good. My favorite jeans brand. I saw a picture of Ballerina Farm and Martha Stewart yesterday. They were at this like agricultural dinner, like for people in the agricultural space. And Ballerino shared a lot.

It's actually a really beautiful affair. And her and Martha met, which I thought was like a really important meeting. Yeah, that is. Because as much as like everyone wants to be like the modern Martha Stewart, like ballerina is. Absolutely. Yeah. I get, like we haven't actually

crowned the next Martha Stewart. Everyone's always like, every young person with like, you know, a flare for cooking and hosting is like a Martha Stewart trapped in this body. But if we had to crown

the official next gen Martha Stewart, I do think it would be Ballerina Farm. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it was maybe like Joanna Gaines first. But now she's her own.

She's boomer. She's her own. Like who's the next Joanna Gaines. Right. She's boomer Martha. Even though she only like later in life got into homemaking and cooking. It was always like home making.

Yeah, but same with Martha. Like it was hosting, entertaining. It was 360. Yeah, but it was most food. And Joanna's like passion project is food. But like she's known for like design. Building. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm glad we finally settled the question. Who's the next generation? I actually feel like it's not completely settled yet, but I think she's our frontrunner. Yes. It's still up for grabs. So girls get to work.

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I mean, imagine Taylor was planning on not inviting him, and he's over here being like, I'm sure this one coming. Meanwhile, we heard they already went out, first of all. Second of all, it's funny how, like, Prince William isn't immune from, like, every celebrity goes, and whether they have a connection to Taylor, they're always asked about Taylor. It's like a way for them to, like, blow up their interview. And it's funny that even Prince William is not immune from that.

And I like that he leads in. I feel like he's not invited. Like, don't you think he would know unless he's just like playing dumb. No, but also I don't think he would say that if he's not invited. So I feel like maybe he is invited. Maybe he got like the save the date or like the invitation. The phone call. The only reason why I think they wouldn't be invited, not to like leave them out.

Everyone's a vibe. No, it's like the secure. Surely concerns. Like they already have so many concerns. But I guess like at that level, it's probably the most secure place on Earth that day. Why can't William and Kiko? I would love for them to go.

Did you see that Marin Morris was asked if she was invited? She was on this like radio show. And like her answer made me sad. She was like, not only was I not invited that I got like a spam text invitation. Someone being like, hey, you're like a paperless post type of thing. But how did she know it was spam?

She didn't say, but she was like it was a really weird number and like it was. But from the way that, It sounds like they're going about inviting people. Like a spam text sounds sort of right. It does, except I don't think that a text, like, I don't think they would do a text. Yeah. Like a phone call, they said, and that makes a lot more sense.

Perhaps. And obviously, William and Kate are on the list of people Taylor actually called, not a staff member. No, of course not. I think they all had a great time at Eras London. They are a really important figure in like the Taylor and Travis timeline. I mean, Taylor and Travis's hard launch on Instagram was with Prince William. Yeah. Like, it's an important.

That would be really cool. That would be. I would love to see it. And that would sort of like solidify that this is the closest thing we will have probably ever in America to a royal wedding. Yeah. Meanwhile, I saw that Harry and Megan are celebrating their eight-year wedding anniversary. Oh, I saw that too with her Instagram.

Yeah, she posted like a bunch of pictures. And it's just like, I'm sure that that was literally the most amazing day of their lives, you know? Why do you think that? Like, they were on top of the world. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were on top of the world.

They were so in love. They got married, like, relatively quickly. So like, you know, I don't think any of that had like worn off. I think they were just like so happy. They had a beautiful wedding. They chose each other. They chose love. And things hadn't like soured yet.

Yeah. And they were still royals and the world like loved them. And everyone was just like obsessed with their marriage and they loved each other. And I just don't know like that all of those things are still true. Especially in terms of like the world. Well, of course. No, the world has changed. Like like.

But also, you know, like marriage is hard. Of course. And it was just like crazy to. see wedding pictures, especially because we never got that much intimate stuff from them. Right. Every picture they're like kissing and dancing. But now she's like bleeding out on Instagram. They can't stop like touching each other and it's just like.

This used to be private information. Yeah. No, I just like, I just imagine that was like the best day ever. Yeah. One of my favorite things about Megan Markle's Instagram and now that I pointed it out, I hope you all notice is whenever she posts a picture of Harry, yeah, is that the same Harry from the back. She's always like face tuning his bald spot.

And it's just like really obvious. It's very boomer of her like. Even eight from eight years ago. No, no, no, no. But I'm just saying like. You have to go look. Didn't he get his hair done? No, I don't think so.

I think we thought he did because he was wearing all those hats. Turns out he just liked hats. Oh. This is both spots, you know, bigger and better than ever. You're, like, seriously obsessed with men and their balding. I feel like it's my way genuinely of, like, fighting against the patriarchy. Because, like, all we do is sit around, like, she's old, she's saggy, she's fat, she's skinny. And it's like, well, you're bald.

It's like the only thing we can really say to men to hurt them. Because, like, they are, men are obsessed with their hair. Yeah. It's like the one thing that they need in order to remain, like, cool with society. And it's like, well, you don't have any, Harry. You don't have any. Well, I didn't notice that. Oh, well, I did.

And Adam Levina has a new face. Yes, as does Jim Carrey? John Travolta has a new look. Ryan Locty. Did you hear about John Travolta's new look and can? But John Travolta, like, always is switching it up. Yeah, that's my queen right there, actually. Like, he, and it's not even so much.

People are not talking about his face. He just, like, got a new hat. Okay. And it's, you know, when a hat, like, changes your whole look and your whole vibe and your whole personality. Look up John Travolta can. He's looking nutty. But one thing about me, I love John Travolta.

And I will never, I know he's problematic because of Scientology. And I think he had some weird thing with the masseuse. But the thing is, like, and I do believe that Kelly Preston was the great love of his life. I do. No matter how that does or doesn't make sense, you know? And did she pass? Yeah. And so did their son.

Yeah, their son. I remember the seizure. Like, seriously, I love John Travolta. And he's Edna Turnblad, hello. I like this hat. I like this. Let me see, let me see. I like it.

He looks amazing. I like it. And the glasses. It's dignified. Normalized changing up your look. Normalized looking dignified. I completely agree. But it's crazy that you can blindly love John Travolta and blindly hate Tom Cruise.

Exactly. Even though that, you don't know why I'm so glad you brought that up. Even though the thing that you are staying blind to is the exact same thing. So I believe, like, in my soul that Tom Cruise is an evil person. Like, I don't have proof, just vibes. Like, extremely dark, sinister energy. I know. I don't need proof.

I know that John Travolta, like, is the nicest man alive. Okay. And I think he's at a hard life. I do. Like, I have sympathy for him. I see the human in John. I see a robot inside Tom Cruise. There's something really fucking spooky about him.

Okay. But no, good. Thanks for, like, I was like, like, I'm glad you were trying to, like, hold me accountable. But I feel like I gave a good response. Yeah. Because they are the same. But like normalize? Just like hating people for no reason.

Like why does everything have to be Congress all the time? I fucking love that. That's why people are always coming at me. You said that about, well, I did. I said that about that and I said about that. And that's just how Sue sees it. Correct. That's just how Kochi sees it.

Yeah. Yeah. So over that. I completely agree. Like stop holding me accountable, for real. Yeah. Our next story, Summerhouse, Amanda and West. mark a major relationship milestone.

I heard they're getting serious. They fucking better me. So the controversial romance between Summerhouse stars Wes Wilson and Amanda Betula are getting more serious. An insider told us weekly that West took Amanda to meet his parents in May. Means nothing to him. He took Sierra and then broke up with her the next day. Yeah, they were talking about this on watch what happens live with Lindsay and Kyle because it came up that she took him to meet his parents. He took her.

Yeah, yeah. He took her to meet his parents, which they were saying. And it's funny because Kyle, as mad as he is, he's like still trying to like give grace. And he was like, for West, like, he loved. loves people to meet his parents and his family because it gives like an understanding of who he is and why he is and how he is because when you meet anyone's family you see them in context and like things start to make sense so like I think he that Kyle was saying like West loves introducing people to his family it's not even about like a serious thing it's more about like a understanding West thing yeah I also think Kyle like shockingly hasn't joined the bandwagon against

Amanda because he just like did love her for so long and that was like what I saw on that first couple of minutes on In the City. Like it was actually made Kyle look really good. Like he just sort of refuses to hate her. And that's sweet. Yeah. And he still loves her, I think. Like I said, I think he would take her back.

I think he would too. Which is crazy because they had the most miserable life together. Well, it's like trauma bonding. You think so? It's like how when you, like, are kidnapped and then you get free, like you kind of miss your kidnapper. I don't think that's what it is for him. I don't think that she's his kidnapper.

No, no, but it's like you miss the thing. Yeah. You know? I don't know. You would have thought like he'd be happy to be free. Go meet a girl who likes to go out and is bubbly and energetic. What if you just didn't meet a girl? Like you clearly like being single.

Oh, that's true. Like just why can you just go be single? No, but what if I think he would want to do all of these things with a girl by his side at the same level of energy that he has. Well, he needs to take a 19 year old since he doesn't say energy. Because it's not like flirty. No, right. He's not like touching.

It's not sexy and West. Like we can't stop touching everyone. Yeah. He just wants to have fun. And I think he would love to have fun with someone by his. summer should be fun yeah Lindsay so it's like my rather yeah I mean it is like her brother yeah um just quickly back to him taking her home to like meet her family I feel like much like Sierra like Amanda's probably

like really caught up in this like he took me home to meet his family um and I don't really know I guess she like she can't think too hard about him because like she'll start to hate him like even what he did her what we think at the reunion like not defending her like hanging around to dry But like that must be they are cellmates. Yeah. They can't think too hard about each other. Because like she'll come to the conclusion like he's awful. Well, hopefully she will.

And he'll come to the conclusion that he just doesn't like her. And the reunion trailers, everyone's alluding to like him having had a girlfriend while starting to see Amanda. Is that the girl with a horsehair tie? Perhaps. Okay. To me that doesn't mean anything. I don't know horsehair girl. Me neither.

I'm not going to take up for her. And maybe he did have a girlfriend and then like fell in love with Amanda. that could happen. That's like normal betrayal, you know? Right. It's like a normal degree of operating, operating poorly in a relationship. Yeah.

Not the best friend on both ends, the marriage, the co-working cast, brother, sister. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I actually don't give a shit if he was seeing someone.

If anything, it makes it like, first of all, he was committed. So is he entering like a phase of commitment? Right. And second, it makes it like that their relationship is even stronger

that like he was had to leave this girl to be with Amanda. Yeah. Not just like she was only the only port in a storm. Right. The house was of Rhode Island reunion seating check came out. I saw. It was interesting. We have Liz and Alicia next to Andy.

Right. On either respective couches. Yes. Then next to Liz, we have Jo Ellen. Mm-hmm. And Rula. And then next to Alicia, we have Rula. Then next to Joellen, we have Kelsey.

Next to Rula is Rosie. Rosie. And then Ashley. Next to Rosie is Ashley. Yeah. Just like, Teps of. Seven's a tough number. Yeah.

No, next to Kelsey is Ashley, right? Next to Rosie. That's her friend. Oh, on the other side? Yeah. Oh, okay.

So it's Liz, Joellen and Kelsey? Mm-hmm. Dream team. Wow, I disagree. Dream team. Alicia. Actually, I don't think there is a dream team

to be had on either of these couches because, like, I'm certainly not on TV. I like Joellen. I like Joellen. I still don't like Kelsey. And I'm not like dying for Liz. I'm not dying for Liz, but she's smart sharpshooter.

I wouldn't want to be on her bad side. I will see the thing about what Ireland is that. I don't think I really like any of them at all. Yeah, like, even though Rhode Island dominated my week, like, I couldn't find one of them to be my queenie. Right, no, no, not a queenie amongst them. No, no, no. No. No. Yeah.

And are we ever going to find out what happened with was Grandma? Maybe Amanda went home to, like, talk about that. That's really crazy. His cousins in jail for manslaughter. Like, can we- His grandma's dead. Step-grandma, but still, of course. No, but I think she's like the grandma who raised him. No, no, grandfather's girlfriend.

long term girlfriend long term 10 years like long term whatever all is that to say are we gonna like get a follow up or anything I'm sure yeah we better also people were saying that the reason they were all crying leaving the house is because in the city was starting and they figure that probably Kyle Amanda Lindsay wouldn't be back on summer house that they would be a changing of the guards and that the house is for sale I believe Ravo's contract with the house is up the house is for sale and I saw that the house is for sale I wonder why the person's selling it is selling it. I imagine it's a big moneymaker for them.

Because when you have a house in the Hamptons, renting it out for the summer, not to a TV show is a huge moneymaker. But I'm sure Bravo pays a premium. They beat the shit out of that house and they have to install all these cameras. I heard the garage is like a war room. Yeah, but even...

Maybe they fell on hard financial times. Yeah, like they're selling it for $5, 6 million dollars. Maybe they need that money. That's different than a couple hundred thousand. Who wants to buy the summer house house? Like, honestly. Well, like, the more you look at the inside of the house on the show, like the uglier it is.

Yeah, no, but the property, it's on Deerfield. It's on like a really major road in, like, technically water mill. And it's a huge house with an amazing backyard. So it's a good investment, but you're like a cultural spectacle. People drive by all the time. Every time I've ever driven by, there's like cars outside. Oh, really? Yeah, so like, who wants that?

Well, maybe it's like the cast and crew? No, when they're not filming. I was just in the Hamptons, like. Oh, and there was people outside of the house. People drive by and they slow down. And like, everyone on that road is slow. Like, yeah. Well, that's good safe driving.

Yeah, of course, of course. But like, I can't. I can't imagine somebody who's like willing to chill out $6 million is going to buy that one like I don't know Unless you're a big Bravo fan and you can say like I bought the And else you can like change it and it needs to be It's old yeah it needs a remodeling

Yeah There's so many like weird interior Choices The first floor primary bedroom that has like also a living room inside of it That they never filmed it Yeah because they don't have the camera set up there Right Yeah the probably that room's like kind of nice

Yeah it's a weird house It is but it's a little bit It's a good house. It's old. Yeah. I wonder where they're going to film next season. And the door, the front door is broken. They should fix that.

The funny thing is that the last couple of seasons have been filmed there, but up until then, they were always bopping around. Yeah. Like a season here, two seasons there until they settled on this house. So where to next? I mean, it just have a lot of bedrooms. They're not allowed to film in Montauk. And I don't believe they're allowed to film in East Hampton proper.

We should stay there. Sure. I think it's like also on Airbnb like for charity. Oh yeah. I saw that. You can like do a watch party there. I'm good. My watch party is in my bed.

My watch party has ended. Yeah, right. Our next story is actually some crazy big news that we've been like not talking about until now. But Britney Spears got a DUI and video came out of her DUI and her sobriety test. Yes. So Newfit shows Britney series allegedly failing a sobriety test during her DUI arrest on March 4th. In dash cam footage obtained by TMZ, the Grammy winner was seen being questioned by police officers before she was placed in handcuffs. She can be heard asking cops if they had her phone.

which they claimed was still in her purse. Several reporters had, several drivers had reported the singer driving when they saw her allegedly driving erratically and almost side-swiping several vehicles. They call 911 reporting an erratic person driving. I believe she's since gotten treatment, right? Since this? Since this? Oh, I don't even remember reporting this.

I personally don't get on the Britney train. I never really was a part of the free Britney train. And I feel like some of the people. who freed Brittany, like, have some explaining to do because, like, this is crazy. So I don't, I've just been off the Britney roller coaster for a really long time. So, like, I genuinely just wish her the best. And much like Nick and Vanessa, Nick and Jessica, who wound up at the same place in their lives, like, maybe Justin and Brittany, like, could have worked out.

They both just want to get to you eyes. They both just want to drink and drive. They've shared common interest. That's the baseline for any good relationship. Yeah. I love that. It's, like, funny. Like, you just, like, you do so much and 20 years have passed, but it's like you ended up

in the same place. Right where you started. In the same place. And like, what's up with Jessica Beal? Like, she's so weird to me. She eats yogurt in the shower. Oranges. She's oranges in the shower. And, you know, and yogurt. Oh, okay. And she tells us about it. Yeah, like, she reminds me a little bit, like, Blake lively. Um, I wonder, like, do you think she, like, loves or hates her husband? It's one or the other. I think it's a love hate. Yeah, right, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just, I find her so bizarre. I also feel like her career like totally stopped. Yeah. When she got married.

And then she just recently was in that show that everyone loved. The Good Sister. And also. And also. She has like a show. Maybe not the Good Sister. The Better Sister. And wasn't she in a show?

Remember we watched that show Loving Death? Was she in that? No, but like I think they made another version of the same story and she was in that one. Yes, a Hulu one. Okay. Spookier run. Yeah. Yeah, she's so weird to me.

But like, I do feel like marrying Justin Timberlake, they became, like, such a power couple. Like a Ryan and Blake type. Versus, like, if she just stayed being, like, a singleton actress, like, it wouldn't be the same. No, but then he obviously, like, did the whole New Orleans holding the hand of his co-star thing, and then, of course, the tour.

Well, she's committed. I like that. I like that, too. I like that, too. I like that, too. She's very committed to him, and it despite all of his indiscretions. And you guys know, like, I have forgiven

Justin Hemberlake. Because that's good. I haven't forgiven Britney. No. I mean, she has to put in the work. No, I feel bad for Whitney, but like I don't know what's right for her. It honestly sounds like she needs a conservatorship. Yeah.

Also, when she was free from her conservatorship, I saw like a very compelling argument that, like, really swayed my opinion, which was like, listen, she just like wants to dance in her living room. She's not hurting people. Like, she's not a crazy person. Like, she just wants to be weird. Like, let her be weird. That's no longer the case, though.

She's now going to be hurting people. Yeah. So I have to rescind what it's. She's taking the dancing out of her home. And that's sort of where we draw the line. For a song she stays home. But I guess staying home makes her in a conservatorship. No, it's like, house arrest.

She needs a conservatorship. She needs something. I don't know what she needs. And it's like it's terrible that like all these, she is in this position that she's in, like through no choices of her own. Like her life was ruined. But that, like, I don't know. Mm-hmm.

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You're kidding. No. Oh, so yeah, like that's a part of her lore. But like, but there was nothing about the Acquired being discussed. It was more so about like Ramona talking about these two gorgeous blonde twins. It was like, just so. Of course, Ramona, like your grandmother explaining a TikTok or did. No.

was like these gorgeous girls. I was literally watching her run his Instagram stories this morning. She's painting her apartment. Ooh, what color? She's back in the city. She just said, like,

you're not going to notice a difference, like in pictures and maybe not even person. Just like a fresh. Oh, interesting. She had moved all of her furniture to the center of the room. She's so funny. She's back in the city.

She's in New York, yeah. Oh, interesting. You know, she's snowbirds. Like, she's in the Hampton. So she's probably like, she said she was going to a bunch of doctors. She probably has, like, all of her appointments in the city before she heads out to the Hamptons for the summer.

Oh, how nice. And maybe they stop filming Golden Life. Definitely. I think they're all like snowbirds. Yeah, I guess that's the point. Yeah. Cute. Yeah.

Our next story. The Odyssey is coming out. We haven't talked about it, but the leading ladies are going elemental on the Elle magazine. They did four covers of the four leading ladies. Elemental. They're all dressed like the elements, water, fire. I don't know anything about the Odyssey. Like, I didn't read it.

Homer. Yeah, the Iliad of the Odyssey. Like, that's the extent of my knowledge. And the Odyssey is a great journey. And who are the four leading ladies? They are Anne Hathaway. Of course. Zendaya.

Yeah. Lupita Nyango. Mm-hmm. And Charlie Saren. Oh, wow. Like those are the girls. Yeah. So they each pose for four separate L magazine covers that represent the elements.

Water and Hathaway. So this is Anne Hathaway for water. Okay. She looks Thursday. Then we have Zendaya being Earth. Yeah. Very. She looks hot.

Yeah. Yeah. Then we have Lupita being fire. That's beautiful cover. That is beautiful. And then we have Charlize being air. That's hard to represent. Ever since I saw Charlize,

like say that thing about Timothy and the ballerina, it's like, I find her annoying. I never had a feeling about her. Now my feelings are negative. Yeah. And I'm just protective of my best friend's boyfriend, you know? 100%. Someone whom I, like, have parallel lives with.

That's right. And it's not like she like wades in to conversation often. No. So like don't. Yeah. And it's like when celebrities pile on other celebrities with like cancel culture, I just think it's so dumb because like you're always an ass. So no one's going to feel bad for you

when you were joining the fun when it was Timothy's turn, but like, oh, somebody didn't like something you said while promoting The Odyssey. No, and also it's like sometimes, you know, the silence is deafening. But nobody was waiting to hear what Charlize thought about.

She's not a former ballerina. Thought about what Timothy said. It has nothing to do with her. No, she can't help if maybe someone asked her in an interview. Like, Missy Copeland probably couldn't escape the question. No, and she has every right to have an opinion. And she probably couldn't escape the questions. Everybody asking her, what is the number one ballerina

think about what he said about ballet. Yeah. Charlize. I just hear when celebrities like perpetuate a culture that like ultimately ends up hurting them like how stupid are you? Yeah,

I was really thinking yesterday like you really need to watch the Italian job. Why? Which movie is that again? You just like would love it. Oh, okay. My content is like seriously

Copper's cold burden. I know you guys love watching movies and like with the weekend's coming up. It's a long weekend. We have to watch remarkably red creatures but yeah. All right. You need to watch the Italian job.

Okay. I actually need to write down my full contemplate list. So I need to read Bell Burden, which I'm doing. By the way, Belburden is strangers by

Bell Burden. We call it Coppers because of something Claudia said, but like there's not a sequel to strangers. It's just strange. No, a friend of mine texts me who listens to the show. She's like, is her Bell Burden sequel? No, sorry, my bad. Coppers is strange. My books are Lena Dunham and Hayden Panette here, right? Yes, but you need to watch a movie after, like, remark. No, I'm right just right. Remarkably bright creatures and the Italian job. Who's in it? Mark Wahlberg. You're recommended. Charlize Barron. Okay. I'll watch it. It's on my list. I think I, Jason Statham. I think Donald Sutherland. And when you know he, when he's in something, you know it's quality.

Dumbledore. President Snow. Yeah. Yeah. He for Sutherland's dad. Yeah. And he passed. So to honor him. Postomously. You really should watch it because it's like Kingsman. Like it's that sort of, you know. I've been chasing the high of Kingsman like ever since I saw that film. I think that like Kingsman was chasing the high of Italian job. Okay. You know what? I'll do my best to watch it this weekend. I have so much to do. I have to watch Kylie's Instagram stories. You think Claudia's going to like Italian job? She loves Kingsman. I probably will. Yeah.

Those were the fast-type stories, and I agree that they were atrocious, but I feel like we made the best of them. There's still one more. You're kidding. There's still one more. It's not about the journey. It's about the destination. It's about the Odyssey. Was that the fourth story?

No, no. It's not about the Journey. Oh, right. It's about the Odyssey. Yeah. The Odyssey is the journey. What's the fifth? Hooters is rebranding.

This is something I've been talking about. As a family-friendly restaurant, as the CEO says, we've never switched from being a neighborhood place. but now they are rebranding to be a family-friendly destination. When I read about the rebrand, it sounds like they're really trying to be like an Applebee's. Applebee's like is your local. They sort of like are Applebee's like with titties. Yeah.

And so I don't know. I've never been to a hooters. One, because I don't like wings and that's I think their specialty. And two, because it always felt like walking into a strip club. But it's not actually. And it's not even titty. It's like just the unicorn. Top.

Yeah, but it became like a place for disgusting men to go to like stare at women. But it's really not a strip club. Are they going to get rid of the uniforms? It's like crazy because while I think they have to in order to become a family-friendly place, it's like the one most iconic thing about them. So you're going to change it. But maybe like Titties don't sell the bills, pay the bills. Yeah.

I mean these days, I mean, boobs are back. I'm sorry. So maybe they're going to show buck-crack. They had said that like they unintentionally became like this sort of like sexy place. It was always meant to be. But I'm sorry, with the logo like literally being boobs, hooters, like the two-oes. like the two O's. I guess, but it's also the owl's eyes.

Like you could say it's the owl's eyes. And what would an owl have to do with Hooters? Who? Who? What do it has to do with wings? What does Applebee's have to do with wings? Applebee's is like, I feel that Hooters is like trying to come for Applebee's next. Because like if you've ever been inside an Applebee's, you know that it takes on the neighborhood that it's in.

Like it's a very local spot. Like it's a very like people love it. I love, I fucking love Applebee's. Yeah. And I feel like I'm always welcoming more types of places like this. like a cheesecake factory, a BJ's brew house. Like, I love restaurants like this. So great.

Like, I welcome, but it's a high bar. Yeah, the CEO says updated uniforms and menu improvements are intended to build, rebuild trust. Yeah, menu. Yeah, menu. Yeah, always good, like refresh your menu. Yeah. I'll check it out.

I'll definitely come, Patreon. Petron. Let's go to Hooters. Yeah, let us know when they've rolled out. I do you feel like Hooters is very Florida. Why do I feel that way? I feel like there's just one on every corner. They must either be, like, founded here, or they have like,

their most locations here. Yeah, or they just thrive here. Yeah, I mean, it's so Florida. It is. Especially because, like, with those tiny little uniforms, you can't be living in, like, Alaska working hooters. No. Not the Alaska.

It's not like a year-round. No, establishment. It's just, like, seasonal in Alaska. Absolutely. Yeah, but they're going to update. They need to find a way to update the uniform while still, like, maintaining the iconic nature of it. Agreed.

I don't know how they'll do that, but good luck. Good luck. They definitely should partner with Brittany Cartwright. She's, I feel like, the most famous hooters girl. I feel like that's the old. Yeah, I know, I know. That's the old Hooters. Let's start into Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

I'm really excited. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just like to take a look at the week, you know, at a glance, sum it up, put a nice little bow on it. We give out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Ween of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. I don't feel like I have to explain to you guys. You're on dumb.

Are you? Are you? I hope you watch often enough that you know this segment. Now, I'm very curious to see if Jackie is going to continue her streak of like four weeks in a row, not giving like a Queenie or a ween. No, I picked, but I do want to say honorary mention for Queenie to Sprintze and I just love. You can't give the same fucking queenie. No, I have a separate queenie.

But, like, let me just tell you, I don't even think that this queenie is more queenie than Spencer Pryor right now. I saw an interview this morning where Spencer Pryor was asked, like, who is like a modern politician? And he said, Jesus Christ. And the guy was like so annoyed. He was like, no, really, like which modern politician. And Spencer was like, I don't look at a singular modern politician and, like, want to be like them. For sure. And also, like, that question is a trap.

Absolutely. And they do try and trap him a lot. Yeah. And he will not say whether he's a Republican or Democrat. He said, I'm an Angelino. I'm an Angelina. It's a nonpartisan race. Like you don't run as a Republican or a Democrat.

So he's like he's not getting into. No, you do run it. No, you don't. There's no symbols on the ballot. Really? You don't run as a political party. A lot of mayor, the mayor of Miami is a nonpartisan race.

I didn't know that. Yeah, so he's like they keep trying to make me partisan and binary and he says I'm not doing it. Well, also saying like, you know, we should not be divided. Right. But it's a nonpartisan race. Okay. Well,

he is still my honorary queenie. But that's not my queen of this week. That's not my queen of this week. My queen of this week is someone who. who had a fantastic week, and it seems like a fantastic year and stayed Congress with all of his beliefs and everything he said that he was. And that's Jalen Brown from Love Island.

Oh, I agree. It's nice when people tell you who they are and they're not lying. Yeah. And I just am so... I thought you were going to say Jalen Brunson. I'm like... I'm so thrilled for him that he found love even though it was not with Arlandria. Yeah. And honestly, him finding love with someone who's not a Landria, like almost makes O'Landria eligible for Weenie of the Week.

Yeah. Yeah. That she like... Let him go. discarded him. Discarded. Discarred? Discarred? Like a real man. Yeah. Who wanted the things he said he wanted.

Absolutely. And the things that I think she wants. Absolutely. Absolutely. And like they're both southern. Like it makes me sick. Now, my weenie of the week is just a little woman named Mariska Hargate. I don't know if you know about her. So Mariska Hargatee is obviously a huge Knicks fan. And she always goes to like courtside games. But Jalen Brunson, who's like the. number one player on the Knicks. Like he rebuilt his franchise. Ben was telling me that he actually took

a little bit of a salary cut so they could like get more good players. Like he's a real king. He's obsessed with Mariska Hargatay and like all these celebrities come to the game. Kylie Timothy and the only one he cares about is Mariska and so she's been doing press. She's like promoting something and he's been doing press

and all he talks about is Marishka and I just saw a video. She was at the game last night where like they crush. I feel like you know like how Samson when he cuts his hair like he loses all of his power. Mariska is like the most important figure in Jalen Brunson's life aside from like his wife and child. and I love their friendship.

They had like the biggest hug. He like runs to her at the end of the games when he wins. It's like actually really sweet. And I love her and she's my queen for that. And like, you know, there's a lot riding on her. I feel like New York relies on Mariska a lot. Ordinary to soft crimes, of course. But she is sort of like people don't include her in like the Ben Stiller, Timothy.

Like she's up there. She's the biggest. And Jaylen Brunson has said many times like he needs her there. And she comes. That's very sweet. It's really cute. She's rather than Shannon's presence in my party. Yeah.

Wow. Now, I'm so excited for my weenie of the week because my ween of the week goes to somebody who I feel now is never beating the deadbeat allegations. And I believe everything Elsie Huitt has said because I heard the most vile clip of Pete Davidson doing standup talking about becoming a father. And yeah, that's something a deadbeat would say. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Elsie. Like team Elsie, let's start to go fund me for Elsie. I don't know how recently the clip is from, but it's post fatherhood. And he talks about how he is a daughter. And he says, like having a daughter makes it really. hard to watch porn in front of her, but I do it anyway. People were so fucking disgusting. And I'm sorry, Hollywood was never being the pedophilia allegations. And I just want to say Pete Davidson, I never liked you. And you're a deadbeat and you're disgusting. And I never thought you were cute either. And like, if you were a woman, you would seriously be like still doing open mics at the most random comedy. You're not funny. You're not talented. You're not handsome and you're not a good dad. You're literally a deadbeat. And I think you're disgusting. Yeah. And like, why can't people associated with SNL stop making jokes about pedophilia? Like not to be like,

woke, but it's not funny. And like, oh, I was just seeing like Chelsea Handler going off on like a lot of the comedians from the roast of Kevin Hart, like calling them like misogynistic and racist. And she was just sort of being like a weenie about like, you know, don't, girl, don't be in a roast. Like that's the whole thing. And it's like, we need that energy for the jokes about pedophilia. Stop watching porn in front of your kids. It's disgusting.

Yeah. Like that's your toaster's guy. Does anyone else feel like the roast of Kevin Hart was like kind of a flop except to like get all these comedians in trouble with each other? They're all fighting. Yeah. Like that, did anyone actually watch the actual roast. They did.

But it was just like sound bites where they all just like pointed out things about one another that we now need to know about you. Yeah. Like you went to get a red obscene. They all like sort of ruined each other. Yeah. For what? Like a one night where like a couple people watch it. It wasn't the like Tom Brady roast was huge cultural moment. This was not huge. No. It kind of like made everyone look bad. Yeah. And now they're like all fighting. Yeah. And I think they're like accusing each other being racist. And I think they're all yeah. Pedophiles. Yeah. Agreed. Also I saw the Pete Davidson clip too and he was a thought for weenie. And what's crazy is I feel like sometimes people make like. inappropriate jokes about kids before they have kids. Yeah. And you don't realize how wrong it is until you have kids. And then you realize like, oh my God, you can never say that that, like, and I feel that way. And this is something that's like people are talking about a lot with like the baby Alessie

stuff. Oh, yeah. Like when Alex and Sophia like made those jokes, which were horrible, like so inappropriate, I do think they should apologize. I can't even imagine like what that put like Lauren and Ari through at the time. Absolutely. But I can imagine that they were so young that they had no idea how wrong what they were doing was.

Absolutely. But when you have a child, you then realize, like, how inappropriate, how precious these things are, like, how you, there's not something to joke about whatsoever. So I have even, like, less respect for Pete Davidson for having a baby and making the joke. And I do want to say, like, if you are going to make a joke that's, like, inappropriate about kids, it has to be the best joke ever. And his jokes were bad. That's what I mean. Like, people have lifted up this person who's, like, so average, so mid, because what, he's tall? Like, he's gotten so far.

he had his own movie with Judd Apatow that flopped because he's not funny. Like, and so it just ultimately like originates from a lack of talent. But like I think a good example of like a joke that was like gross. But like I did think it was funny is like Dave Chappelle's thing about Michael Jackson. I always referenced that because it's insane. It's the most out of pocket shit. But it was funny. It's like undeniably funny.

Yeah. So you just you can laugh at it because it's funny. Pete Davidson's thing like wasn't funny. It's just like you're disgusting. Yeah. So seriously he's my new number one op deadbeat Davidson and I fucking hate him. Yeah. Like why don't you go home stop watching porn?

Maybe you're not a present dad because you can't stop watching porn. Right. Who talks about porn when they have a kid? And also who watches porn after they're like 22? No, and like in the same breath as you're... As you became a dad to a daughter. Yeah. Oh my God.

I think he's disgusting. Like my new number one, like literally above Mark Ruffalo. Wow. Like so disgusting. And I feel like I'm sorry I ever doubt it doubted at Ms. Elsie Hewitt. Like, you're right, girl. Like, what can I do for you? You want to come work with a toast?

Like, what do you want? We can give you health insurance. We actually can't, but like we will. No. Oh, no, Kelsey's ex is paying for her health insurance. Right, Kelsey. I was like, is Pete paying for Kelsey's Elsie. It's a confusing name.

Who's your weenie? My we needy is Harry Styles. Like, we really had a real fumble of a week. Yeah, I keep seeing more videos for his tour. Like, it's just a fumble of a week. It's just, it's so ick. And I feel like there was a time where, like, he couldn't do anything. You couldn't wear anything that people wouldn't say it was, like, so amazing and cool.

And he's just doing all these things now that, like, I know people back in the day, like, would have died for. And it's just low-hanging fruit. You just see the video of him talking about it when he lost his virginity to like a specific song. What was the song? I don't know. He was honoring some artists who I'd never heard of being like and, you know, talking about he was introducing them to get their award. And he was like, I lost my virginity to. And you know, we all would have died to hear about like Harry's and it's like yucky.

Yeah. I don't know. He's just giving the ick. Yeah, he's giving the ick. Keep it to yourself. Yeah. So that's our weenie. Love to see us with who was your queenie?

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