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Good morning, Millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.
Hope everybody has had an amazing weekend.
Hope everyone's doing fine.
Whoa.
I'm not going in that lake.
Hi, Latour Deleu.
Happy Monday.
Happy last week of work before vacation.
Yes, you guys.
Enjoy these episodes.
Savor them.
Make them last.
Fifth to final. Fifth to final.
Fifth to last.
We've got five more
before the end of the year.
And I am going to miss everyone desperately.
But I am so depressed.
Like it's not normal.
That,
and being depressed and like sad
really goes against every fiber of who I am.
Like my natural inclination is just to be like funny and happy and not being able to
do that.
Like, and just honestly, this feels so forced and I'm glad, I'm glad I have to do the show
every day because it does force me to like be happy for an hour, but it's just so the
antithesis of how I'm really feeling.
And that feeling is so unnatural to me.
Like I'm just not a sad person.
I don't think I'm
a person who's prone to like depression knock wood you know bite my tongue um that I don't know what
to do well we want you to be yourself on the show however you're feeling like don't feel like you
have to force anything I we all understand that you're sad yeah truly sad and we're here for you but if i may yeah attempt to
cheer you up what do you have for me like we have family vacation yeah starting next week and we are
so excited we haven't taken a proper vacation in forever like from the show we've had like days off
and stuff but like a proper trip vacation good let
the good times roll not in so long so for your mental state like you just need to make it to
next week I know and this is gonna be a really hard week but then things are gonna turn around
and it's gonna be happy times the thing is it's like I just miss my Theo and I don't know why
he was taken away from me and like the the the key to my happiness
is so simple like give me fucking Theo back bitch so she's reached the stage of anger no I've reached
the stage of this is fucking stupid yeah bring back do hashtag bring back my boy yeah like what
the fuck I know it's it's wrong. It's wrong.
It's stupid.
It's moronic.
And it makes no goddamn sense.
And I'm a logical person, you know?
And this is simply illogical.
I do, da do, agree.
I, like, did everything in my power to stay busy this weekend.
When I am busy, I am okay.
But being home and just laying down down which is my favorite thing to do
it's been taken from you it's been taken because that's when I really really spiral like I was so
good yesterday I was out of the house all day we woke up and we went to Jersey we were at the
tailors we watched football we made latkes we made chili we decorated the Christmas tree like
I was busy busy busy we didn't get home I'm sure they were like when will these people leave my
house I didn't leave I did not want to leave then I eventually had to go home and the second I got into bed I was just
crying like I can't my bed has become a sad place and that's really not cool because my bed is my
happy place I feel like distracting yourself is so good because you need to like find pockets of
happiness but I feel like you also need to get your cries out and the more you cry and the sooner
you cry like the sooner you'll start to reach the other side.
So like pushing it off, you can only do that for so long.
I know.
And then like, I really thought like drinking would help.
And it did.
Cause on Friday night we went to Jingle Ball
and I was like, whatever, let's just fucking go.
Like me and Ben were like,
I guess we don't have to get home
in a certain time to walk Theo.
So we're like, let's rage.
We just drank so much.
And we really did have a good time at Jingle Ball I didn't know when Republic was playing like I really needed to prepare myself
because by the time they went on like I was really drunk and when they sang I lived like I was crying
like I was crying how even a sober yep non-grieving person will cry during that song they were so good
and we had so much fun and we stayed out so late we went afterwards for drinks and second I get into the cab I'm crying I cry myself to sleep like I cannot be alone and
I think drinking was not the right thing for me like I didn't really drink the rest of the weekend
because I was like this is not I thought it was a fix but it wasn't a fix I was so emotional
it's a band-aid but it heightens your emotions that come down even for a non-grieving person
it's hard yeah so that's kind of a seesaw it wasn't the right move but even though I did have that come down even for a non-grieving person is hard. Yeah.
So that's kind of a seesaw.
It wasn't the right move.
But even though I did have like a lot of fun,
but the second it was all over, like I was crying.
Well, here's a fun tidbit because of your Jingle Ball excursion on Friday night.
Olivia and I have been invited
to Florida's Y100 Jingle Ball.
Oh my God, you guys should go.
It was really good. Is it the same lineup? No. So we were talking this morning night Olivia and I have been invited to Florida's Y100 Jingle Ball oh my god you guys should go it
was really good is it the same lineup no so we were talking this morning and I was actually like
that's kind of the perfect thing for us to do like a little mom's night out concert a bunch of
different people we don't have to like commit to one artist but then I looked at who's playing
the Florida one and like we are too old who is it No like I don't even know if you would go not
because it's you know Y100 thank you for the invitation. You just think it skews a little
younger demographically. Marshmello. AJR. Even though they have that one song. Taylor Strecker
was like I can't wait to see AJR I'm like who is that no they have that one
really good song that's like that's what she said wait let me just search what it is you'll know it
when I say the title bang oh yeah it was in the Kardashian commercials anyway Flo Rida of course that's florida that's ludicrous okay lani that's would
be the one artist i would go for i love lani lani i don't know david kushner sounds like a jew
khali three eyes don't know and paul russell yeah so i don't know if that's like i don't know
leaving your children for the night.
No, it's not even about like the leaving.
It's just like, is that how I want to, it's going to be a lot of energy.
And then like we are going away and I need my energy to pack and get from place A to B.
And like, is that where I want to spend my energy?
I don't think that's your journey.
Probably not.
But I just want to thank iHeartRadio for inviting us.
And, you know know in another world we
really would have gone yeah um it was really good and the thing is is if it was the same lineup I
would tell you 100% to go because I know Olivia is obsessed with Jelly Roll and he was really great
at first when she called me we thought it was the same we assumed it was like similar lineup I
thought it was like a traveling tour and then we were thinking about it when we thought it was Sabrina Carpenter Olivia Rodrigo
Cher I was like we'd have to stay up really late for Cher uh no Jackie Cher was like third
oh she obviously wanted to go home she's like let me sing my Christmas song lip sync the shit out
of it and get the hell out of here well then we hung up and I was like let me check the lineup
because the our decision will be lineup dependent and it was not the one that you had whatsoever so
that made our decision easy but again like thank you so much for the invitation
next year for sure it was really good let me say one republic was amazing and I'm so glad that like
these kids because it really it's an event for children I'm glad these kids are being educated
on one republic like it was absolutely imperative that they be there and demand respect from a
younger generation and the younger generation respected it.
Like they knew, apologize.
It was really cute.
Jelly Roll was fabulous.
Sabrina Carpenter was amazing.
I'm so obsessed with her.
And then, of course, Olivia Rodrigo brought the house down.
My husband was like, not okay.
It was really good.
I'm so glad I went.
I'm glad you went too.
It looked really fun.
Perfect thing to do.
Good, clean fun.
But of course, you know know for every up what goes
up must come down and that's what you're feeling and what's really dawning on me is like and I feel
like everybody I really don't want to cry again I feel like everyone in the family knows like let
it out everyone the whole world is with you and do like no one expects you to be perky turdy you
know like and everyone knows how much I hate being alone and like whenever Ben like literally
leaves the house for a second like I hate being alone it's like one of my biggest fears and I
forgot about that feeling so much because I really wasn't ever alone and now with Theo and now like
that feeling it's familiar to me like that feeling of loneliness like it comes back and I just hate
it like I hate being alone and I forgot that like Theo really
fixed that yeah I remember that so I need to get another dog but I also have like a lot of things
coming up that like I was feeling really guilty about and I was gonna say no to a bunch of stuff
in January because it's just like a lot of time to be away from home um so now I'm just going to
everything so I I do want one now like literally today I would go if somebody had one I would go
pick one up but I do think I should wait until January's over just because like I have a lot of trips and
it's not nice to like get a puppy and then take all these trips where are you going going to Mexico
I'm going to Dallas I'm going to Miami Miami yeah you're gonna come see me of course you didn't tell
me I haven't booked my trips yet But I have a wedding
It's February
Not January
But like I'll
I'll probably like stay
By you
Oh yeah yeah
We discussed February
That there was a date
And then we're just like
Working it
Cause I also
I'm gonna do something
Crazy
In the next few months
Yeah you are
I'm gonna go to Disney
And while it sounds
So cute
I imagine it's probably
For a parent
Like the worst
experience on the planet. So I feel like we've built it up to be the worst, but there are ways
to go, especially if you live in Florida where it doesn't have to be that terrible, where you can
like drive up, spend one day at the park and then go home the next day. And that's not so torturous,
especially like you have your, your car and I can pack everything that I need.
So I am going to find the joy in it and I'm excited.
But I remember you saying because we've like talked about the dreaded trip to Disney as a parent before you even had kids.
And I remember you saying and I thought it was so profound at the time.
You're like, I'm not going to take my kids to Disney until they'll be able to remember it.
For sure.
And I don't know if, yeah, the kids will remember it.
No, they won't.
And I was wrong for that.
Because even if they don't remember it in however many years, like for that one day,
they will have the best day ever.
Yeah.
And that's what's important.
Okay.
Okay.
And they would love it like I I would what I should have said is I will not take them until they can appreciate it and I know now like
they would appreciate it so much even if they and they would remember it for a little while but then
you know when they're grown they won't remember but that's fine they don't need to yeah remember
everything remember their time at Disney yeah no and they're gonna love it, but that's fine. They don't need to remember everything. Remember their time at Disney.
Yeah, no, and they're going to love it so much.
Like, Kayla's going to freak out.
So it's good.
They're going to lose their minds.
Like, they have to go.
Yeah, no, it's the right thing to do.
I don't know.
We put, like, too much emphasis on them remembering stuff,
and it's like, what about just...
We, you're the one who said it.
No, we as a society.
Oh, okay, okay.
What about just one good day?
Oh, GD. Like, I'm. Oh, okay. What about just one good day? OGD.
Like I'm down for one good.
What about two?
Like trying to make every day as fun as possible.
Just sure.
That's enough for me.
I was FaceTiming with Kayla and everyone's been so helpful.
Like the kids have been calling me all weekend because they know like they're literally all I have now.
How sad is that?
And Kayla, nobody knows, but Kayla was getting ready for bed. me all weekend because they know like they're literally all I have now how sad is hot and
Kayla nobody knows but Kayla was getting ready for bed me and Olivia like read her a book and
stuff it was she was being so cute and she said can Theo sleep in bed with me and I said Kayla
Theo's dead you didn't say that no I said oh no Theo can't well even if he wasn't also he couldn't saying that like theo died like the d word it's so not
okay like now i understand why people always say like he crossed the rainbow bridge i used to be
like oh that's kind of cringe no no because saying like theo died is is so not fucking okay
you know i was thinking about that this morning that in all of everything
that happened last week like we've never said theo deed because he didn't and like when i had
to you know i told you guys i alerted just like he wasn't a d right right when i wasn't a when i
alerted his dog walking crew i said you know theo left us like saying you pass past d-i-e-d uh what no
he did not not my boy and let me tell you the stage of grief that I'm currently like dealing
with and Ben thinks I'm so crazy but like I'm so paranoid like if it's true that like Theo is d-e-a-d
and he's like in doggy heaven like I can make peace with that but I have no proof that he's
there and now I'm like feeling like because I didn't wait till the very end of like the the
putting down euthanization process and that like you know what if they pulled the needle out and
they thought he was cute and somebody took him home like and like made them him their sex slave
yeah no no that's what that's what I'm from freaking out like if Theo is in fact D-E-A-D, like I can make peace with that.
But I feel like he's not.
Because I don't feel his spirit or anything.
And he hasn't like come to me in a dream.
And I'm waiting for Theo to come to me in a dream.
And I know that I'm very dream.
I'm not like woo woo.
But I really do believe like people have passed on come and visit you in dreams.
I think the subconscious is very powerful.
And I had that experience when we were younger. I had a very
powerful dream about our dad. And ever since then, I've really felt peace. I really have.
Theo hasn't come to me yet. Theo's still filling out his paperwork at the pearly gates.
Or he's in someone's basement. He's a sex slave. Yeah.
I just don't feel like Theo is seriously not on this planet like in a physical sense
I really am so paranoid that something happened to him like I know I sound crazy because
well for that I have nothing that I can like say to make you feel better like Ben says I'm crazy
stop it's Ben says I'm crazy it's just it, it's possible. But I would.
I just felt like if he wasn't here in a physical sense, like I would feel him.
Well, no, I think that like until he's like fully ensconced in heaven, you're not, he's not going to come to you.
Like I said, he's filling out his paperwork at the fully, at the pearly gates, like getting
acquainted, finding his room.
But then I also like, I didn't do the thing that i guess some people do
is probably like you get the remains back so i'll never know no i mean even if i got the remains it
could be sand dirt yeah agreed no i would say if we're going to use our logical thinking caps
theo was in a place where he was uncontrollably shitting and vomiting yeah would someone really doesn't make for a good
sex slave doesn't make for a good like anything yeah to bring home that responsibility I feel
like if they were going to dog nap they would take a healthier one else off the street yeah
maybe go down down the hall to the daycare right right and take one of those healthy dogs right
and I keep just like it's
almost because this weekend it was so beautiful and it was almost like I was being taunted like
the amount of dogs on the street. And I almost just want to just shake these people and be like
what are you doing? What are you doing? Like give your dog a kiss. Give your dog a scratch.
Do not take your dog's health for granted like I just want to shake them well you can use your platform to remind everyone I feel like the toasters who
have been listening and been on this journey with me and who are dog parents have are definitely
like learning from my experience and just like giving their dogs extra kisses and cuddles like
I know that I've that Theo is responsible for thousands of kisses, you know, thousands of hugs.
Theo did not D in vain.
But it almost feels like he did.
Because, like, for what?
Like, why did you have to go and kill Theo?
Like, really, what was the point?
God.
Why?
My eye twitch is back and bigger than ever.
Never stop asking why.
I won't.
Well, Theo remained number one
of the comedy charts last week.
Yeah, his legacy lives on.
His legacy lives on.
And it will continue
to do-da-do-so.
No, this is so dumb.
Like, it's so dumb.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I was mad. was mad so mad
oh my god i haven't thought of that reference in years memory unlocked how does it go i was mad
i was so mad so i took the scissors and i hurt him in the back i stabbed him in the back that's
the most iconic episode of long order sv when that actual six-year-old killed someone at Catholic school
with a pair of scissors.
I was mad.
I was so mad.
So I took the scissors and I stabbed him in the back.
I hurt him in the back.
I love that episode.
I used to quote that all the time.
You did.
That's where I got it from.
And the actress who is saying the monologue I just performed
is that little girl from Jersey Girl,
who then, I think years later, ended up on The Voice.
I'm unfamiliar.
Oh, she has an amazing legacy.
I don't even know if I ever saw the episode.
I just have lived it with turd.
If you've lived it with me, you don't need to see the episode.
It's like, mine's better.
So true.
And you know, when you quote a monologue so
many times over so many years that the monologue you like end up quoting is nothing like the
original of course I believe like if I were to actually watch that episode of SVU I wouldn't
even recognize the moment that I'm trying to reference because I changed it so much I like
added my own spin but I believe she was from Staten Island and she had like a really thick
accent and she had like a fecocked bob haircut because the boy who she killed was bullying her
and he cut her hair.
So she then took the scissors and stabbed him in the back.
And stabbed him in the back and hurt him in the back.
Right.
That's like, I recently listened to the
Dora the Explorer theme song because we've riffed on it.
Do-do-do-do-do-dora.
Do-do-do-do-theodora.
No, I can't even enjoy that song now.
Claudia, they're two different songs.
I was like looking for the theme song.
Dora the Explorer.
Crunchy Angel Dora.
Claudia, it's not that.
Beautiful Chairman Dora.
We definitely sampled Dora, but we did not copy Dora.
That's disappointing to hear.
I know.
Like I wanted to listen to it on Spotify and like the song doesn't exist.
I guess we're going to have to record it.
We really need to record Toast Tunes.
Do-do-do-do-theodora.
Do-do-do-do-theodora.
Do-do-do-do-theodora.
Currency angel Dora.
Lovey king Dora.
Rr-ip Dora.
And he loves you, Dora.
I'll never forget you for the long as I live, Dora.
Do strong, Dora. I hate my life, Dora. I'll never forget you for the long as I live, Dora. Do strong, Dora.
I hate my life, Dora.
Angel in heaven, Dora.
Or in someone's basement.
Sex slave, Dora.
Why is this happening to me?
Life is so unfair.
True Dora.
Don't fucking bring Bru into this.
I said true.
Oh.
True Dora?
Like, because you said life was so unfair.
True.
Oh, got it.
True.
Like, the truth.
I would not have inserted Bru in that moment.
No.
You know, I'm so, I'm just like keeping Bru out of sight.
I know.
And I'm kind of like on a rollercoaster of emotions with Bru. Because I know you've like keeping Brew out of sight. I know, and I'm kind of like
on a rollercoaster
of emotions with Brew
because I know you've
been keeping him out of sight
but he ended up
on our FaceTime last night
and he looks so much
like my baby
and he's such a sweet boy
but I hate him
and I don't want to see him.
But he's like going through
what you're going through too.
Like you guys could be
partners in this.
He's grieving
the loss of a beloved mentor.
No, seriously,
fuck Brew.
Fuck everyone. Fuck everyone with a dog who's so happy okay she doesn't mean it you guys no i do
i really do so as stated earlier in the show it seems as though you've reached the anger
i don't know what are the five stages i always need a refresher. Are there only five? The five stages of grief. Yeah.
Shock.
Denial.
Acceptance.
No, no, no.
Oh, this is good.
Denial.
Maybe that's, were you there first?
No, because I knew that this was going to happen because I've been like experiencing it for a few weeks.
Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.
Acceptance.
And they have to go in that order?
That is what this article is about,
understanding bereavement.
You might hear people say things like,
oh, I've moved on from denial
and now I'm entering the angry stage.
But I don't think they always happen in order.
They are nonlinear, says Kubler-Ross.
Kubler-Ross says they're non-linear
yeah I've definitely and I bounce between all of them like at once yeah okay
you're like depression and anger yeah this is bullshit like whatever let's move on let's move on because i'm
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Our first story.
Pretty much always going to be the first story on a Monday.
Football Sunday was yesterday.
Headline news.
Taylor Swift attended the Chiefs' first Bills game.
The Chiefs lost to the Bills.
So, Haley Seinfeld beat out Taylor. Stays winning.
Stays winning, yeah.
Yeah, both the Chiefs and the Eagles lost yesterday
for the second week in a row,
which has kind of shaken up Chicago, the NFL.
And the Eagles lost to the Cowboys, so I kind of stayed winning.
Right, right.
But the Chiefs and Bills game was really interesting
because like Patrick Mahomes is crying about their loss because basically what had happened was
towards the end of the game it was really tight Patrick threw the ball to Travis Travis you know
got a really good catch and then before being tackled he tossed it to another player and that
player ran all the way to the end zone. So it was kind of like this legendary moment
for Travis's career.
It was an amazing thing.
But a flag was thrown down
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The whole play was thrown out
because the guy who he ended up tossing it to,
I'm sorry, I don't know his name,
before the play started when they were all lined up,
he was off sides, his foot was over the line.
So the whole play was kind of thrown out.
And the thing is, is it was definitely annoying and Travis and Andy Reid and everyone and Patrick Mahomes was so angry like throwing his helmet everywhere and they ended up losing
the game because of that but at the end of the day like his toe was off sides like the rules are the
rules and Travis was just like so mad this bullshit. Even so, when the game was over
and he went over to shake Josh Allen's hand,
he literally like screamed in Josh Allen's face.
Like, my God, this is a bullshit call.
And it's like, okay, you lost.
Like, it's definitely annoying, but he did that shit.
Like he broke the rule, not on purpose,
but like he did, his foot was over the line.
And like, don't be a baby.
Yeah, that's frustrating.
I have a lot of
thoughts about it like so many thoughts are running through my head first of all would you rather like
lose in a way where like you perform so amazing but it's a frustrating call or like he fucked up
and they lost what's what's worse imagine if he didn't catch that ball and like he had to put it
all on himself that like
you know what I mean that's kind of a shittier feeling the thing is is like one play doesn't
make a game like you had four quarters and you stunk it up the whole time so now you're gonna
blame this one moment like why were you down why were you down I agree I agree but like in this
moment they were tied they weren't tied or whatever they were down they were down this play
it came down to this play kind of yeah but no I I hear what you're saying but then my other thought
is like they should have called it when his foot was over not wait until he scored a touchdown
and that's where I wonder like if we didn't have all this replay technology like yes they would
have never seen the foot and I'm sorry if the ref doesn't see it on the field like you missed it I agree by the way like they should have called it before the ball was tossed yeah
so I wonder how that works like with now with replay technology I guess the other team could
say hey he was off sides and they go back and re-watch and yeah he was off sides but
I don't know if you kind of like missed it when it happened then you can't be
angry about it later no that's true but at the same time like Patrick Mahomes like being a baby
in the press conference on the field shaking everyone's hand like like you did that shit you
know your team was off sides right so that guy who's had his foot I guess he on the one hand he
he fucked up his foot but on the other hand, he he fucked up his foot.
But on the other hand, like he made an amazing play.
Right.
They wouldn't have had to play without the foot kind of cancels each other out.
Right.
Like what came first, the foot or the play?
The foot, clearly.
Yeah.
So Patrick Mahomes is like making drama because he was like being a baby, crying about it
in the in the press conference and on the field and throwing his helmet and like being
a general, you know,
menace.
And now Taylor has gone to two games in a row where Travis lost.
And I just wonder what that means for their relationship.
I feel like it's strengthening them.
Yeah,
I agree.
They're going through it.
They're leaning on each other.
And he,
he did good.
He has nothing to be ashamed of,
be ashamed of. He can walk with his head held high, even he didn't he his head was hung yeah so I just feel like the two big teams like
are kind of in their flop era two weeks in a row and I don't know I just don't don't know what that
means for the league you know for the landscape the Niners won again Niners are killing it like
those are my unproblematic kings you know know? Yeah, I saw the Niners.
Oh, and the Jets won.
Against who?
The Texans, who aren't, like, horrible.
Like, they have a much better, what's it called, record than the Jets.
And we're, like, getting closer and closer to what I believe will be a Christmastime return for Aaron Rodgers.
Like, he was on the field during the Jets game, like wearing a helmet.
No, not a helmet, like an earpiece, like talking to people.
Right.
And it's like, if the Jets can just stay in the game till Aaron comes back,
like maybe they have a chance.
No, them winning this game like was kind of major for maybe Aaron returning.
And then if Aaron wins every game, like they might be able to make the playoffs.
That would be wonderful. They just need to keep playing like stinkeroo teams
yeah but like I don't know if there are stinkeroo teams that are more stinkeroo than the Jets you
know but the Jets beat that other team the Jets have beaten the Eagles which is that's insane
the Jets the Niners and the Cowboys that's kind of like all of our teams beating the Eagles.
So maybe it's not the Eagles' year.
I don't know.
I think it kind of could be the 49ers' year.
It's like, yeah, the Eagles and the Niners are so famous.
New Heights, Taylor Swift, all this drama.
Whereas the 49ers just are on the other coast,
keeping their heads down, winning.
Working hard.
Working hard.
Except I saw something that made me feel like there's kind of like drama in the 49ers oh but Christian McCaffrey in the 49ers
game the first play of the game made a got the ball and ran like 90 yards and made it to the
one yard line and then they scored like it was kind of like a historic legendary play for Christian's
career yeah no they're they're doing good stuff but I was watching the game and Brock Purdy you
know how like the quarterback has the thing on his arm
and like tells the team the play?
Yeah.
And like they all just kind of walked away when he was still talking.
And I just feel like that's so rude and just shows like maybe there's not
like that much harmony.
No, it shows that there might be a lack of respect for the quarterback
who's usually like the leader.
Yeah, like they didn't break.
Like they just kind of like walked away from him.
Oh, shit.
And he was still talking.
And like if I were Brock, like that would really really bother me nothing makes me want to jump off a
cliff more than people walking away from me as I'm still talking like oh you hate me I will go
I will see no it's it's an insane thing to do it's one of the most rude things you could do to a
person and then let alone you know a whole group doing it right and it's like I know we're on the
football field but like we could still have manners.
Oh, I got to see this clip.
Because it might be just a chip.
Like it might be reflective of dissension within the community.
Yeah.
It's just like, you know, studying.
I was just studying the human behavior.
And I don't even know.
I don't know where I saw the clip.
I was just watching like in the background while I was like making dinner.
And I saw the TV and I was like that's rude no you were looking into the body
language we need a body language expert a ble on the toast don't be fucking rude I would love to
maybe have one of the 49ers explain themselves for this sort of behavior what did Brock do
yeah no why are they mad at Brock yeah why are you guys like not letting hearing him out letting
him finish speaking?
Maybe he's like really chatty.
Yeah. It's like,
my God,
Brock,
shut the fuck up.
We got it.
We got the play.
We're right.
Like we're running on a,
like a time here.
Like it's kind of like a timed affair.
Yeah.
There's a thing called the play clock party,
but he doesn't seem super chatty.
No,
he's a man of God.
Like he only really speaks to God.
Like if you look at Instagram, he's literally only of god like he only really speaks to god like if you look at instagram
he's literally only talking to god that's beautiful it is beautiful that's beautiful
party lou you're welcome um okay so that's your football recap tailored and travis you know going
strong hand holding looking cute yeah like she didn't make a lot of news at the game.
Yeah, because now her presence is just expected
and it's a part of daily life and it's a beautiful thing.
Yeah.
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The other big news of the day in some circles.
The 2024 Golden Globe nominations are here.
I actually don't think this is the big news of the day in any circles, like for real.
Okay, well, there's a couple news making items.
First of all, the nominees in the big categories, you know, people care.
Second of all, there's two new categories that they've added to the show.
Cinematic and box office achievement in motion pictures.
Oh, so Taylor Swift.
Yeah, she was nominated.
So she's now a Golden Globe nominee.
And if she wins, the Golden Globes do not count towards the EGOT.
But it's a nice thing to have.
And also Best Stand-Up Comedian on Television is a new category.
Okay, but so they have a category for stand-up specials.
Was it stand-up specials?
They already had that.
Yeah, I saw Amy Schumer Wanda Sykes a bunch of
people were nominated but so how is that different Ben's best stand-up comedian on television
so here are the nominees Ricky Gervais for his special Armageddon Trevor Noah for his where I
was where was I Chris Rock for selective outrage Amy Schumer emergency contact Sarah Silverman
someone you love and Wanda Sykes,
I'm an Entertainer. So that's the new category. Oh, so it's just for specials, but they already had that. For limited series, anthology series, or a TV movie. Oh, you know, maybe I'm actually
getting confused with the Grammys because the Grammys have, uh, for the album, comedy album.
Right. Okay. This is new. And that's a category that makes sense. And then that other category
is about box office achievement. So that's about's about like you know who broke records at the box
office obviously this year will be taylor swift but i feel like every year there's been a movie
that's crushed like top gun what were the other nominees for the box office one let me scroll back
down because wouldn't it be easy to guess who's gonna win just based on who made the most money maybe but here are the nominees and then you'll see why maybe not like barbie right
because it's cinematic and box office achievement so it's both movie and money yeah guardians of
the galaxy volume 3 john wick mission impossible oppenheimer Spider-Man
Super Mario Bros movie
Taylor Swift
yeah it's gonna be Taylor
like no one's talking about
like cinema
and like
and what it means
if it were a different year
and Taylor didn't do
what she did
like it probably would've been
Barbie or Oppenheimer
cause they like
did cool stuff too
but it's Taylor
because also Barbie
and Oppenheimer
will win in other categories
and they want Taylor to come to their show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's definitely.
She's winning.
Yeah.
So Barbie actually led nominees this year with the most nominations.
So here are the big categories.
Let's just do it.
Because technically.
Because it's our job.
Like we have to.
And it's like fast five.
Like that's what we do.
You know.
We can only.
But like who cares? Sound off sound off the comments do you care i don't think we're gonna have a lot of people who care but it's it it's a sign of the times yeah that's what i'll say best movie picture drama
anatomy of a fall killers of the flower moonestro, which is the Leonard Bernstein.
It's the only one I've heard of so far.
Oppenheimer, Past Lives, The Zone of Interest.
But then don't forget they also do for Golden Globe's Best Picture, Musical, or Comedy.
So for the Oscars, these two categories are combined.
And the nominees are Air, American Fiction, Barbie, The Holdovers, May, December, Poor Things.
I saw Air and Barbie.
And I don't think either one of them should win because I saw them.
I've seen not one of these movies.
That's so crazy.
That's so crazy.
Like Air was good, but it's definitely not like a winner.
Yeah, I'm sure Barbie will win in that category.
And I don't know what will be the drama du jour of the year.
Me either.
The drama sweepers.
So yeah, best actress in a drama.
I'm moving on.
We didn't see any of these.
I find the TV show ones a little bit more interesting.
We can go to TV shows.
And that's why the Golden Globes is nice because it is both.
Yes.
Best drama series.
1923, The Crown, The Diplomat, The Last of Us, The Morning Show, Succession.
Those are all pretty big.
The Last of Us, that was the one like with the zombies.
Bella Ramsey.
And Pedro Pascal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I feel like that everyone was talking about that. Yeah, but like The Crown. Succession,. And Pedro Pascal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I feel like that, everyone was talking about that.
Yeah, but like The Crown.
Succession, it was its final season.
Oh, yeah.
And also.
Morning Show.
No, what was the first one?
1923.
Yeah, 1923 was excellent, but I don't think it's a winner.
I think it'll be Succession or The Last of Us.
Yeah, me too.
This year.
Best musical or comedy series.
Abbott Elementary elementary that was weird
how i said that i'm so glad you acknowledge it like that elementary but that's how it's spelled
abbott elementary but there isn't an a after i know i know let it go though let it go let the a go
barry the bear jury duty onlyders in the Building, Ted Lasso.
Competitive.
Yeah, competitive.
I feel like Ted Lasso might win because it's in its final season,
but it was the worst season and it shouldn't win.
I think Jury Duty should win for being a novel idea and a jolly good show.
A jolly good show, pure of heart, black of hair.
Captured the world, got people on freebie yeah did you see that that guy Ronald signed like a development deal with
Amazon Studios like to make more shows as he should but he should also be nominated
yeah but it's not really a performance you know because he didn't know. But if they were able to get the nomination for best musical comedy,
best limited series.
This is always the best category because limited series are the best shows.
All the Light We Cannot See.
Oh, I didn't realize that.
But isn't it with Mark Ruffalo?
No.
He's not in it?
No, I don't think so.
Because he's the worst.
I agree.
Like, hot take, fuck Mark Ruffalo.
No, seriously, fuck Mark Ruffalo.
And I hope he wasn't in this because he should not be in any sort of Jewish storytelling.
No, but let me just confirm.
Even though he is Jewish, right?
Is he?
I think he's like one of those,
like the worst Jews, you know?
Got it.
He is in it.
He is in it.
Yikes.
He's like a Seth Rogen.
But I don't think he's Jewish.
Mark Ruffalo.
Oh, I'm seeing a lot of apologies since 2021. Antisemite of the week Mark Ruffalo that's funny
I don't see anything where it says he's Jewish oh he just kind of like has Jewish curly hair so
I assumed he was one of those thank god he's not Jewish we don't need more Jews like that
I agree so all the light we cannot see back to the limited series nominations oh like i just that's like the
same thing as like you know bradley cooper doing maestro and dating gg hadid like mark ruffalo
shouldn't be in all the light we cannot say that's what i'm saying yeah then beef which also took
kind of the world by storm for a few days daisy jones in the, not good enough in my opinion. Agreed. Fargo.
Fellow Travelers.
And Lessons in Chemistry.
Oh, wow.
Good for Brie Larson.
My vocals to Lessons in Chemistry.
It's just a darling show that's so well done.
I need to watch it.
I haven't finished it.
That would be great for our trip.
That's why I saved it.
I'll watch it again.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
I'll do it. I don't give a fuck. I'll do it. I'll do it. I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
You know what?
That's another.
Our references are just out of control.
Are so niche.
Does anybody.
I'm going to tell you guys what it's from.
They don't know what it's from.
Does anybody know what it's from?
They don't.
It's from Borat.
It's like when Borat like hitchhikes in this RV full of college dudes and they like dare
one of the college dudes to do something.
And this guy's so nuts.
He's like, I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
And he's nuts. Always. I don't know why we like quote like it's so random okay it's on the list the list is really strong except there are some things that
are dumb on the list yeah I know we'll have to like why is beauty and the beast on the list we
watch that over and over that's not like a new idea agreed okay um
you want to you care about the best okay great so that's the gist congrats to the noms congrats
grads congrats grads also what i thought was interesting is that timothy chalamet is nominated
for wonka and i feel like kylie will go with him this awards season. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
Because he had his LA premiere for the movie last night
and she didn't walk the carpet,
but her and Chris snuck in after the opening credits.
Oh, cute.
Yeah, so maybe she didn't want to make that about her,
but the Golden Globes is about everyone.
I think we all have a spotlight.
Wait, I'm about to ask the dumbest question
and I think it really is emblematic
of how strange
Timothee Chalamet is.
Does he play Charlie or Willy?
So it's not Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
It's Wonka.
It's a Willy Wonka origin story movie.
Oh, so it's about like a young Gene Wilder?
A young Wonka.
Right.
Who was Gene Wilder?
In that one.
Yeah, that's the one.
Or young Johnny Depp. Right. Oh, I forgot Johnny Depp did that one yeah we're young johnny depp right oh i forgot johnny depp
the new one's good too okay so it's a prequel yeah okay but would would timothy chalamet play
charlie or willie he could do both if it was made today because he's like a grown man, but also a toddler. He would be Willie. Really?
I think he'd be Charlie.
No, but he's like 30.
Charlie's like eight.
So is Timothee Chalamet.
Hugh Grant plays an Oompa Loompa?
Yes, I saw him doing press and somebody asked him, you know, like, why did you take this
role?
Because it's definitely out of character.
And he was like, because i needed the money
that's what he's like i need to work love that for him get his fucking ass up and work no he's
like what kind of question is that like why do you do your job like i have to do my job
but how does he play a noompa loompa it's like his head is on like a doll or something
cool i would see wonka if i had the time that's always a good story like we can have a lot of fun
with it Hollywood is in its prequel era you know we've got the Hunger Games prequel Wonka
yeah they just like squeeze the juice out of anything good idea good yeah anything remotely
popular yeah but also Hunger Games prequel is good because it was a book yeah so that I'm fine with and I'm
fine with Wonka prequel yeah but I'm still waiting on Gaston the movie I'm waiting on Gaston the
movie I'm also waiting on the Twilight prequel movie because there was a Twilight prequel book
right Midnight Sun I'm not waiting on the movie because it's no Robert Pattinson I don't know I
do think they could recapture some of the magic
and like make something really good.
You know who could be young Edward?
Even though, by the way, Edward will always look the same.
It could be Robert Pattinson.
No, but he's aging.
Young Edward.
It's right there.
It's right in front of, it's right there.
Timothee Chalamet.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
But I don't know if I would like it.
I'm not a Timothee Chalamet like girl. Yeah. Yes. But I don't know if I would like it. I'm not a Timothee Chalamet like girl.
Me neither, but I'm going to become one.
Okay.
She's on a mission.
Because Kylie loves him.
Like this is her man.
I watched a few episodes of Kardashians over the weekend,
like sporadically.
And I'm just a Kylie girl okay you
know I know she posted and deleted her stand with Israel but at least her reflex was to stand with
Israel was to defend you know the mass slaughter of Jews it's crazy how the bar just keeps getting
lowered you're telling me but, at least that was her reflex
to stand with her through.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'll take what I can get.
Yeah.
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Where I accidentally clicked on an ad
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But I'm back to the story.
Joe Manganiello makes a red carpet debut
with Caitlyn O'Connor
following his split with Sofia Vergara.
So it's not news that Joe Manganiello is in a new relationship,
but they did make their red carpet debut over the weekend.
The True Blood star and the Winning Time actress, oh, she's an actress, not just a normie,
smiled alongside each other Saturday evening ahead of the Children of Armenian Fund Gala at Cipriani in New York City.
In the photos, he wraps his arm around her waist, holding her close in front of photographers.
This is just one of those situations where it's like really challenging to see other
people living your dream and like you want to be happy for them.
But knowing that it should be you makes it makes that difficult.
Yeah, I love her dress.
I love.
Yeah, these were cute photos like they both look so he's so handsome.
Like, yeah, I don't know if there's anyone else who's more handsome.
Sound off in the comments.
I challenge you.
Who is more handsome, seriously, than Joe Manganiello?
Kierta?
I'm thinking.
There's a lot of comps, you know, like of just like really handsome men.
Like?
Of course, Brad Pitt.
Super handsome.
Honestly, I think Joe Manganiello is way hotter.
Tom Hardy.
Handsome.
Not even close.
Okay.
Like, I'm trying to think of someone who's more handsome,
and I don't know that there is someone.
Well, he's taken, Turdy.
I'm sorry to say. he's up there with Jason
Momoa yeah they have similar vibes too yeah yeah like hairy tall like big manly broad man
hotly hot hot I'm happy for him you know I think it's hard to bounce back after dating Sofia Vergara
like the art like I think everyone would agree like this is the sexiest woman on the planet you
know yeah so it must be hard to find love after that and I'm so glad he did again that should be
me holding your hand but I'm happy for them and they've been dating since September
so yeah and now they're making like a big red red carpet debut I think this is probably taking
their relationships to the next level it's nice yeah it is nice we'll keep tabs on them obviously
and Sophia's with her foot doctor man's so I hope everyone's happy I forgot about the foot doctor
as long as everybody like is happy, I'm happy.
I hope you're happy because I've told mom.
I hope you're happy.
And I hope your charger's charging on your iPad.
Because it's got used to your iPad instead of mine.
You know, the LAC kind of were stinking it up yesterday.
The what?
The LAC, the Los Angeles chargers.
Oh, I didn't watch them.
Oh, I saw a couple. they were playing um i think the the
purples um the ravens i think or the viking oh no i saw a man dressed as a viking in the stands yeah
the viking whatever team they played got away and their quarterback's name is jackson had amazing
plays and the plays like were really good and i think that purple team is really good but it was
also because the lack stunk.
Wow.
That was a really painful recap of a football game.
No, I'm telling you.
Because Zach was like, look at this play.
He literally made me stand there and wait for the replay.
And I was like, yeah, but the other team's not doing their job.
Like, so sure, this is impressive. But like, don't miss that lack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't miss that lack.
Oh my God.
I can't deal with the Los Angeles teams
because like when it says Lack and Lar,
that's all I see.
I agree.
Like having a vowel in the middle of your acronym
for your team name is so unfair.
Like the Jets kind of have it.
They're the Nidge.
But so are the Giants.
They're the Nidge too. the giants they're the niche too double niche
double niche and then let me think about other teams well like dallas is just dal on the screen
which is fine philadelphia eagles are the fee oh that's not bad because it's like it just feels
like philly like yeah but the niche is the law and the lack i agree i don't know what else
like in the minnesota i think it says min and not like miv right right
oh my god i'm so hungry it's great you're gonna have for lunch la
treat yourself something special I'm just kind of not feeling like I want to nourish my body, you know.
But you have to take care of your body.
I'm doing Saqqara this week.
How can I take care of my body when I couldn't take care of Theo's?
Oh, stop.
That man lived.
No, Jackie, don't worry about me.
I'm eating.
Pampered Prince.
Yeah. Didn't want for anything. I'm eating. Pampered prince. Yeah.
Didn't want for anything.
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If you were a football team, your acronym would be LOT.
Yes.
Or my acronym would be TLO.
TLO?
Ternaloo.
Oh, true. TLO. TL. TLO. TLOO. tlo turdaloo oh true tlo tl tlo tlu tlu tlo i like yeah you've been okay tlo that's like like
if i was an airport i'd be tlo no i guess but to me you're tlu t u and if you were an airport you'd be jowl no i'd be jacks oh jax yeah yeah yeah
yeah jacksonville yeah i'm surprised i'm not a bigger jaguars fan it's so true it's like my
state team and it's my name it's your namesake i could get some sick march jacks so true
living wrong makes no sense and we love jaguars.
We have a long history with the jaguars.
We love jaguars.
We one time abandoned a jaguar in a parking lot.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yes.
Which is interesting but vague.
IBV?
IBV News.
Okay.
Bravo stars and bosses are shaken up
after emails about the network's israel response
leak what yeah so after facing a recent revolt from some of its reality stars bravo found the
latest issue boiling over behind the scenes was over the israel hamas war page six has learned
but but the teflon network as they call them seems to have averted another crisis
a company are the teflon network
by the way a complicated saga has played out behind the scenes at the reality behemoth around
its response to the conflict and the rise of anti-semitism in the u.s page six understands
that shortly after the october 7th attacks a group of current and former stars on the network's raft
of reality tv shows co-signed an email to a number of senior bravo figures who work closely with on
air talent we're told the signatories appeared to be satisfied by their response to the appeal TV shows, co-signed an email to a number of senior Bravo figures who work closely with on-air talent.
We're told the signatories appeared to be satisfied by their response to the appeal.
And indeed, one of the signatories told Page Six that they were more than satisfied by
it.
But at least one person party to the email decided to leak the messages, perhaps out
of frustration with the network's response, leading to considerable anguish among members
of the group, as well as some in the Bravo organization.
They believed it was a safe space, a source told Page Six. Page Six has reviewed the plainly cordial and respectful messages between the group and the executives, but has
decided not to publish their content to preserve the privacy of those involved as far as possible,
given the extraordinary. Wait, wait. First of all, this is so weird that Page six has documents and is saying that they're not going
to release them so if you're going to write an article about documents and say you're not going
to release them just scratch scrap the article yeah so they're letting us know that something
happened behind the scenes where it seems as though bravo stars you know went to the network
to get support in the wake of october 7th and rise in anti-Semitism. They were happy with the private response they received.
Someone was unhappy with it, whether they didn't think it was enough support or they
felt it was like too much Israel support.
Leaked the documents to page six.
Page six is letting us know about the saga, but will not let us know what was said.
What?
Yeah.
This is the strangest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
They're told the email exchange
was part of an ongoing emotionally charged
and we're told broadly productive conversation
between Bravo and certain network stars
that had been going on since very soon after the attack.
So it's literally, they won't even say
what the people who initially reached out,
like what their grievance was.
No, I literally, this is IBV.
Interesting but vague.
I'm so confused.
Same.
But Bravo, but my big takeaway,
I love that they called them the Teflon Network.
When you think about like historically,
everything that's happened on Bravo
and like how many scandals there have been
and how many people there have been on the show,
off the show, good experience, bad experience.
It's really crazy that like nothing has happened.
It's not crazy to me because I feel like
there's no one person to like ever pin anything on.
It used to be Andy, but he has extricated himself
over the years.
He like saw that being his future and took a step back.
And that was actually very smart of him in terms of preserving his career. Yeah like for The Bachelor it was Chris
Harrison. Right. And he said I'm not getting Chris Harrison'd. Literally. Also then this article notes
that on Watch What Happens Live on the first night of Hanukkah they lit candles. Did you see the clip
Dorit and Andy lighting candles? I know that they did but I didn't see the clip that's cute yeah it was cute I'm supposed to be like a
message of solidarity usually there's a menorah in the clubhouse but they never have done like
the lighting in the right right on air so no Andy's stepping his Jewish pussy up this year
and you know what he's like one of those Jewish celebrities who has consistently done the bare
minimum maybe even less but also like marketed and monetized off of being Jewish mazel and so this you know what he's stepping his pussy
up and he deserves to be applauded for that so yeah and Dorit was like the perfect person to
have yes to do it yeah she won she knew the blessing and she's an Israeli Jewish queen
yeah agreed she knew the blessing yeah no I No, I don't. He didn't really, but that's okay.
That's okay.
We can all learn.
We can all learn.
So that's what's going on at Bravo.
We don't know.
That's really weird.
Yeah.
The page six, having documents and not releasing them,
is the most unprecedented, bizarre thing I've ever heard.
And I honestly am like now really annoyed and curious
and like I want to know.
Yeah.
I also kind of like don't want to know you know because I don't want to have to
start hating people yeah I don't want to be angry at the response and I do hate so many people and
like it's not good for me no and like I can't add more when a new person comes across my desk that
I have to hate like it's frustrating I'm not a hater. No, it is.
Especially when it was a person like I might have liked.
I think I've had that experience in the last couple of weeks with Mark Ruffalo.
No, but Mark Ruffalo has been years, so.
But I didn't know.
And so I know Mark Ruffalo as 13 going on 30, as just like heaven, you know, a p-jom.
And I didn't know he's just a curly-headed fuck.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
And I didn't know how many times he's literally spoken about about Israel and had to release an apology like if every time you talk
about Israel you have to apologize for being anti-semitic like look inward bitch no but it's
also like maybe just stop talking about it it's not like it's part of your job or required nobody's
looking to you so maybe just stop right you're not a leader in the field so how about just shut
the fuck up what if we all just shut up unless you have something interesting and factual to say factual factual is key key and it's not negotiable
no but for some people it is right no for me it's not no no same are you ready for our fifth and
final story because if you're in a relationship right now I am you should be careful today why because today is the most popular breakup day of the year
okay wait what it's December 11th I wonder why so tis the season for breakups with splits
surging December 11th so much so that has been unofficially anointed breakup day around the world
the date was determined by Information is Beautiful designers
who analyzed Facebook status updates from 2008,
finding that spring break season is also breakup season.
And while most people haven't changed their relationship status
on Facebook since 2010,
experts and more recent data confirm the weeks leading up to Christmas
is when relationships melt down,
when relationship meltdowns heat up.
The holidays can bring up a lot of emotions and challenges for new couples is one theory yeah it makes sense that people would break up around the
holiday because it's like shit or get off the pot time am I bringing you home to meet my family
right right also it's like maybe it happens in between Thanksgiving and Christmas because it's
like Thanksgiving didn't go well we shouldn't be together it's going to take us two weeks to break
up because it's hard to and I think a lot of people like think about the idea like maybe they've been thinking about this relationship not working out for a
while and then starting the new year single I think a lot of people think of it as like a clean
slate tabula rasa yeah so this does make sense but I do wonder why the 11th in particular I feel
like it's the perfect difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas and it's like if you
were thinking about it after Thanksgiving, you had a little time.
Now you're running out of time.
Yeah.
So I hope that if you are in a happy relationship.
I hope Ben doesn't break up with me.
That you make it through today.
I do think this is more so for dating, not divorces.
Yeah.
Sound off in the comments.
Were you broken up with today or did you do the breaking up?
Let us know.
We wish you well if that's the case.
Yeah.
And maybe like if you feel like your relationship is on the rocks and it it could be your time like just lay
low today yeah no like they can't break up with you if they can't find you they can't reach you
you can't you can't be single if they literally can't reach you right but then you'll wind up
being single if you never respond then but then you ghosted oh plot twist so true
you've lived long you've lived long enough to become the villain right but would you rather
break up with someone or get broken up with that's a really good question and I've never done either
so I'm just speaking in hypothetics honestly I think making the decision is probably if you're
like a good person
and you care about this person,
you're not just like a dick who breaks up with someone.
But if you're like, if you loved this person
and I think making the decision is probably really hard.
I think I would prefer to have the decision be made for me,
except then I have to tell people I got dumped,
which is like embarrassing.
For sure.
No, I think getting broken up with is so much better
because then you also don't have regrets.
Like, should I have done it?
Should I not?
Did I make the wrong choice.
Like having something happen to you.
Versus you having to choose.
I mean not to make everything about me.
But that's literally how I felt with Theo.
Right.
Like I kept saying.
Like I wish he would just.
You know.
Leave us on his own accord.
And I didn't have to make this decision.
And you know.
Pull the metaphorical plug.
If you will.
Yes.
No it's the exact same thing if it had just
happened making hard decisions sucks yeah and if you're like a person and I'm talking about like
the type of person who would break up with someone that they loved and cared about but just didn't
think it was the right decision and like wanted to do it in a nice meaningful way not someone who's
just like a dick and it's like I don't like you bye right right right but I think also what's
really hard is even if you know it's the right decision in the moment you make that decision
but say you don't meet someone for a year did I make the right decision two years five years
you always have regret as opposed to the other person who was like well they broke up with me
there was nothing I could do they don't live in regret like that right no making decisions is hard
yeah but it's important to do so it is it. But it's easier when someone makes it for you.
If it can be done.
So yeah, although I would hate having to tell people I got dumped,
I do think I would prefer to be dumped.
Me too. So maybe pick up the phone today.
Yeah, maybe take action. Take control of your life.
And if you find yourself single today, you're going to be fine.
It gets better.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be great. It gets better. You're going to be fine. You're going to be great.
It gets better.
It wasn't meant to be.
Those were the past five.
And they weren't great.
Especially if they would be so cliche as to break up with you on the day that everyone's doing it.
It's like you don't even have an original thought.
You're just a statistic.
So true.
Like be creative.
No, you're just a statistic.
Yeah, why would I want to be with you?
Stat.
Yeah, start calling them that okay stat whatever you
say what do you want stat what do you want stat that's our show those were our stories and I can
I know you didn't love them I feel proud of them I can go on with my head held high you can you
know be happy with who you are when you let your pillow down When you let your head
On your pillow at night
You can live with that
At least today
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