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Ready to go.
We have not actually a lot to discuss today because Love Island last night episode.
could have been an email.
Was a piece of garbage.
And our Love Island takes are so deeply unpopular.
It's insane that people were so mad what we said about Carlin and Iya.
Really?
You guys weren't ready for that.
But come back in a year and let me know how that age.
Those are the Amaya Papaya Pappiah stands.
Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
Feels good.
Yeah, we will bore you with Love Island at the end of the show.
Right.
As just want to remind everyone, the weekly programming has updated slightly since Love Island.
Dear Toasters, which was originally on Tuesdays, is now on Thursdays,
to make room for our hugely unpopular Love Island Recaps.
And after last night's episode, I've doubled down on the fact that I will not be watching
automatically next year.
Yeah.
Last night's episode was particularly bad.
We'll save it for the Love Island recap.
Before Love Island, I tried to watch soccer.
Right.
I was so bored.
And I was getting annoyed that Love Island was ruining my life because, like, it starts at 835
and the FIFA World Cup started at 8.
And I really wanted to be like a girl who watched sports.
By 835, I'd really seen everything I needed to see.
Soccer is so boring.
And I feel like we were talking about, like, why has the whole world become obsessed with soccer and just like hasn't taken in America?
And it's not for lack of trying.
Yeah.
Messy plays her Inter Miami.
David Beckham came to L.A.
Like, it just hasn't taken off in the way that other leagues have.
And it's because it's boring.
Like that's a simple and as complicated as up.
I just feel like you sort of have to be there.
In what sense?
Like to be in the stadium and feel the energy.
Oh.
And we lost, by the way.
But I also find like a lot of sports watching on TV like boring.
Now I can find the joy in it because.
because, but now I like watching football because there's all this like lore and, you know,
the players and stuff.
But I think like the way it felt watching soccer for you yesterday was the way it felt for us
watching football five years ago.
It's like, I have no idea what's going on.
And also, like I actually know the rules of soccer.
I know the game.
It's taken me a really long time to understand football.
At least if I'm watching soccer, I know what's happening.
So I think that like when Taylor Swift started going to football games, like the MCs,
everybody like stepped their pussy up.
Like the networks had more graphics.
They were like explaining it to people because a lot of people were not.
knew here and they weren't understanding, like the rules and stuff.
I have, like, a lot of criticisms for also, like, the emcees and the Fox Network.
Like, bad job.
Bad job all around.
Like, where were the graphics explaining it?
Like, a lot of people watching in America.
This is our first time.
Like, we have no idea what's going on.
We needed that, like, that Taylor Swift level of introduction.
We needed interesting graphics, perhaps a chart.
They do that for the Olympics, too.
Like, they explain every athlete.
Instead, it was just, like, a live stream.
There was a live stream with some, like, grumpy old men in the background who I wasn't
even listening to.
Like, it was so boring.
And color me so confused because I thought the World Cup was streaming exclusively on Peacock.
and I could not find it in English.
And I was like, where is the English?
It's streaming exclusively on Peacock in Spanish.
Everything else is on Fox.
So it took me.
I watched the first 15 minutes in Spanish.
That is confusing.
It was extremely confusing.
And overall, like, not a positive experience.
I really wanted to get into it.
But then we lost.
So, like, I don't think we're going very much further.
Yeah, I think that's it for the U.S.
From what I saw this morning, we're eliminated.
So I'm good.
Yeah.
I tried.
Who's everyone rooting for?
Argentina still?
I genuinely don't know enough about the lore.
Mm-hmm.
So I can't really make an educated decision.
Yeah, I don't know any.
Like, I didn't even watch as much as you did last night.
I haven't watched anything.
So boring.
As I've said, like, you can't have a family.
Watch Love Island.
Run a business.
Run a business.
Have a job.
Eat three meals a day.
Have friends.
Make sourdough.
Play mahjong.
Sourdough every other day.
It's true.
I be in an influence of a day.
And watch the World Cup.
It's true.
It's not going to happen for me.
And that's okay.
It's no your limits, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And I tried.
I just really wasn't into it.
like all that much. So I did watch Love Island. Love Island prevailed as it always does.
I'm counting the days till it's over. I think it's six more.
And what are the stories today? Like anything? No, it's giving summer Tuesday. You know,
everyone's sort of I guess coming back from the wedding. Right. All those who weren't invited are
on European vacations. And I think everyone who was there is just sort of like gleaning how much can
I post. Yeah. People are starting to do. It seems as though I can post a carousel with my outfits and
reference T&T and also post other things from the week in there.
And that's the extent of what people are posting.
I want to talk about like one of the major feedbacks we got from yesterday's episode
because a lot of people when discussing like the Blake v. Taylor discourse,
a lot of people were like you guys didn't even consider the fact like maybe Taylor invite.
I never considered it.
I considered it.
People were commenting maybe you guys didn't consider the fact that Taylor invited Blake,
but Blake declined.
Like you're telling me Blake who's like seriously working overtime these days to get back
in the good graces of the public, post on social media, go to events, wear her outfits,
get paparazzi. She wouldn't go to this like beloved affair. Beyond that, I considered it.
I didn't. The wedding, because sometimes you can't go to every wedding. You can't dance at every wedding.
Like things happen. People have lives. Even though like the 1,500 people like did find a way to make a
to Emma. She lives in New York City. You can make that argument if the wedding was somewhere very inconvenient.
Oh, and she was about in upstate New York. She was in the state. She has a place in New York City.
And when she's not there, she's in New York State, upstate. Like it couldn't have been more
convenient for her. So while I considered it, I tossed it out because it's not the case.
I didn't even consider it for half a second because if there's any sort of remnants of a
friendship there, like not going to someone's wedding is like the final nail in the coffin,
not inviting to someone someone to your wedding is the final nail in the coffin. So like there's,
I'm sorry, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way. No, there's no way. But thanks for bringing it up.
Because I didn't, I actually didn't even consider it. It never even crossed my mind that someone would do
that. People also said that like if you read all the legal documents, it's clear why Taylor it's done with her,
which I'm not going to be reading all the legal documents,
but they said that in the legal documents,
Blake threatened to release all of the text messages with Taylor.
So, like, that would be friendship ending for Taylor,
in addition to the person that she murdered.
Correct, correct.
And I'm not going to go, like, deep into this
because people, once again, like, hate everything that I say.
But I just want to let you know,
like no matter how many comments you leave,
no matter how many videos you make, I don't care.
But people are using the fact that Taylor has clearly turned on Blake.
Yeah, no, to support.
It does support that.
And I don't even really, people are like Claudia write so hard for Blake.
I actually don't in Taylor v. Blake.
I'm talking more in like the Baldoni case.
Like I'm telling you, I know, I don't want to get into it.
No, but this is what people are saying.
I just, I'm curious how you would respond.
Like Taylor discarding Blake due to the aftershocks of Baldoni v. Blake.
Like, does that not change how you feel about Baldoni v. Blake?
If even Taylor is done with her?
Because I don't think that Taylor and Blake's relationship ended because of
Blake's role in the Baldoni case.
I think it ended because Blake brought Taylor into it.
So it's like I think Taylor would have had her back in the case,
even if everyone thinks she's wrong and she made up all the accusations or whatever.
I think Taylor would have had her back.
Like that's her friend.
But then Taylor like bringing her into it, having to get deposed and threatened to release a text message.
Like now Taylor's personally invested and that's where she draws the line.
That's what I think.
Got it.
But that doesn't even seem like the whole story, not separately.
That doesn't seem like the whole story because.
People have no idea what actually happened.
Taylor, I'll go depose for my friend.
Yeah, put me on the stand.
Right.
I don't know.
Like, my friend's telling truth, and I was there the whole time, and I was in the apartment.
Doing the bell to be meeting.
I was there for the shakedown.
Right, right, the great shakedown.
And now you need me as a witness.
I'm there, the godmother.
Yeah, no, something else happened.
Like, people don't really know.
She murdered somebody.
She didn't.
Yeah, no.
And I don't know what that is.
Yeah.
Because Taylor's like the girl, the loyalty girl.
Like, Taylor wrote a whole album about the people who weren't there for her
when it was unpopular.
Like, that is her least favorite quality in another person.
So to assume that she did that to Blake, it's unconscionable.
So I think she hates murder more than she hates disloyalty.
Crime is bad.
Like, we all agree.
I'm against crime and I'm against murder.
That's very brave of you to say.
And you're just brave for that.
I know, but I have to speak my truth.
You know what I mean?
Like, you just can't silence me when it comes to important stuff.
important things like crime.
Yeah, of course.
So there's a little more like wedding, you know, bits and bobs.
Yeah, people are like putting their carousels and like putting little Easter eggs, if you will.
Chanel bag.
Yeah, slide four or five.
Yeah, Chanel bag.
Yeah, slide four or five is where the Easter eggs are found.
Yeah.
Are you finding that like there is a decent amount of, or is it just like the sides of Twitter and TikTok that I'm on,
that there's like a decent amount of negative response to the wedding in general?
I there's always going to be like you know
haters hating of course
haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate I
actually think there's something that's like not being said
which is which is like what the fuck
they raffled off Chanel bags in a car yeah
and not being said by like real people of course trolls are going to say
but like we're not listening to them I'm saying like what the fuck
yeah the Chanel bag when I saw so they have debunked a couple of things right
like they said that there was a documentary tree pain came out and said
that's absolutely not true.
But there have been other rumors
that they auctioned off a car, a Chanel bag.
And I'm like, there's literally no way.
Like, Taylor doesn't even wear Chanel.
Like, there's no way.
And then I saw a girl putting her carousel a black Chanel bag.
And like, she's the winner.
With the little raffle ticket that said T&T on it.
Yeah, and that seems to be factual.
They raffled off the getaway car,
the convertible from their first.
Like, sorry.
And it's like, where's the money going
to the cost of the wedding to a charity?
There's a raffle at their wedding.
Yeah, no, the Chanel bag.
And I heard that like people were waiting in lines for the Chanel bag.
It's like, what?
And it's like a carnival.
It's like a carnival.
That's actually not true.
Not everyone there can.
But like it's like a carnival.
Like that's not a thing you do at weddings.
No.
And also I imagine if it was like a three day wedding, you have to like sort of, you know, build up the activities.
Absolutely.
You get desperate.
But this was like a normal length wedding.
One night only.
Started at like four or five o'clock and ended around one to like when's, for every
wedding I've gone to in that hour.
I don't know when there would be time for like a full on raffle.
And I've actually been to.
And they talk about like the 40 minute vows and everything was one.
Yeah, of course, ceremony, cocktail.
When is the raffle?
When, and why is the raffle?
Yeah.
And it's like, is Brad Pitt and Inez, I just saw thatinez-Dermone on Instagram,
highly recommend.
Like, highly recommend.
I don't know, like, I know she's technically a jewelry designer right now.
She's a socialite, right?
She's Brad Pitt's Carbond.
Oh, my God.
She's like, Audumar Paget.
Like, she's so sickening.
And she gets, like, fully dolled up for every event.
Was she waiting in line?
Like, who?
Waiting in line for the raffle?
I heard that the Chanel bag raffle, like, had a huge line.
Oh, like, is how it?
an auction? I'm not entirely sure. Yeah, so it's like, that's what you do at a charity event.
What's the charity? And they came to charity. Maybe it was for charity. So they made everyone else pay
more. Oh, also I did get some in addition to 26 million. Some helpful feedback about the NYPD
police presence. And I guess this happens at all like larger events for Madison Square Garden.
If you need to close streets, if you need a major police presence, Madison Square Garden actually
pays out of pocket for that to the NYPD. So it is actually like a good thing. Included in the
cost of the venue. So Taylor did not like use taxpayer resources. I don't. I don't.
also heard that the event was completely run on generators so it's not to like take anything from like
she was trying to dodge any and all sort of accusations and yeah you do pay for the police presence you pay for
the street closures you pay for the permits and you pay I guess for the energy used yeah but like
she pays the venue and the venue right the venue right it's part of the cost of the wedding so like the
criticisms because I did think like actually like a valid criticism is like what is like police resources
being used you call the the cops in the city takes like 35 minutes for them to come but they're at
at showish wedding so for her to not use like city resources and then of course the 26 million
million dollars like she's really trying to get ahead of everything and you know what so far like every
criticism it has been I want to know like what the the raffle are they is that for money I mean for charity yeah
I'm gonna reserve judgment but like that's the only thing where I'm like what that's a weird thing to do at a wedding I agree
what in the what it's what you do at a carnival yeah or a charity event which this is not yeah unless it was
so I'm seeing like not like an overwhelming maybe it's going towards the donna Kelsey renovation foundation
maybe it is she needs new windows for her homeowner orlando maybe it is but so no I
I'm not really,
aside from like,
you know, basement trolls.
I'm really not seeing,
like,
hate everyone's, like,
excited, but there's also
not a lot to work with.
So what's to hate?
At this point,
no one's going to cloud on her dress.
We haven't seen her dress.
We haven't seen decor.
We haven't seen anything.
Yeah.
You would just be,
you would be hating me just because you're a hater.
They have, um,
like, come out and debunked several rumors.
One, the documentary.
Two,
I would love a documentary.
I would,
I just want to say,
I'm very upset that that that was debunked.
Two,
that I guess one of the rumors was that,
like the buffet lines,
Standing up because, you know, a 1,500 person wedding.
And that one, Tree Paine also was quick to debunk.
I heard it, you know, Rens.
Dumois actually had to issue, like a...
Correction.
Saying that it was the most well-run buffet.
Anyone had ever seen in the history of event-making, yes.
They did buffet.
Yeah.
You know, actually, if I were to be getting married now,
one of the things I would change,
in addition to getting my mole removed,
would be having a buffet.
It's such a vibe.
Like, the order, it's like very formal and traditional.
We sit, we have a speech.
Yeah, but like, you want people to have fun.
Anytime I've been to, like, a most fun wedding ever, it was a buffet.
Yeah, I do see the merits of a buffet, and I'll never knock a buffet.
I also love a buffet.
I do also love the seat of dinner, assuming, like, it's a pargy, three-course meal.
Of course, which I assume Taylor had great offerings.
I heard shrimp was being loaded in and lobster and Sartiano's truck.
Oh, interesting.
Cavia.
The marine life that was killed.
I'm ready for more.
Think of the marine life.
I'm ready for more.
I've only, I've sat here now, second day in a row, like, grasping at straws.
We're just, like, making stuff up.
Pulling from carousels.
That's why, like, there's not a lot of hate because there's nothing to hate.
Right.
I just need a picture of her.
Of her dress.
Of course.
Or her up or down.
Bangs or no bangs.
I think she wore up with bangs.
Up with bangs during the ceremony.
No, no.
Down for the party?
No, no.
Opposite.
That is the move, by the way.
Yeah.
Down for the ceremony, up for the party.
Definitely.
That's the move.
Hair is up like you're sweating.
Yeah.
And you don't have to worry about, like, do my hair
fall.
Of course, of course.
You just like slick it all back into the bun.
And apparently their car was seen, like going about in New York.
Assuming they're in this one vehicle that everybody now knows, they're like, we're
going out last night.
So they're not on their honeymoon?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a decoy.
It's kind of helpful to them that everyone knows that this is their car because they can
say, oh, we're here, but we're there.
I think they're probably on a honeymoon.
Yeah.
You just getting pregnant?
I feel like when we've watched her documentaries in the past, she always stresses that, like,
her life is planned three years in advance, like, album tour, album, like, you know, you
it doesn't make.
for like romance or spontaneity.
And I feel like since she met Travis, like a lot of that has gone.
And especially since the Erestor was so successful, she's not one of these artists that
has to be on the schedule.
It's like, we will come when you decide.
It's not like, you know, sometimes if you don't stay on the hamster wheel like you get.
So I think a lot of that is no longer the case for her.
So I'm ready.
Yeah.
I think she could do it.
Like I know everyone thinks like, oh, you know, I can right now.
My career.
It's never a good time.
But it's always the right time.
But I do want to.
That's beautiful.
But I do want to say.
I do think it's also the right time.
Yeah, but it's never like, it's a good,
empty stretch of 10 plus months.
Of course, of course.
But it's always the right time.
Chilling.
Well, I guess we could get into the stories
because we are going to talk about the weddings some more.
Without further a do-da-do do.
It is time for the past five stories
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wanted coffee for the adults, but I couldn't like lug like cups and schmups and whatever.
So we just got the Starbucks for appuccino drinks.
There was not one left.
They're so good.
They get the caffeine.
Great way to kickstart your day.
But they're also so delicious.
Like a little moment of joy in an otherwise crazy day.
It's a sweet moment of joy in a busy day.
You can find it at wherever you buy gas or groceries.
They're called the Starbucks Rappuccino drinks.
I'm sure you recognize them.
They've been around forever.
They're so good.
They really stand the test of time.
It's just a great way to blend like a sweet treat of the day.
Well, also a little bit of a boost.
You know, everyone needs a boost.
Keep it in the car.
Keep it at the stew.
That's a studio.
Keep it at your house, your office, whatever.
Fine bottled, Starbucks, Crapuccino drinks, wherever you buy gas or groceries.
Thanks, Tertzeries.
You're welcome.
Our first story, just finishing out our Lardvis wedding conversation.
I need more because this is like the type of thing I could talk about ad nauseum for two weeks.
And it's day two and it's like there's nothing left.
Okay.
Do you see the invitation?
I did see the invitation.
And the person who told them themselves.
Yes.
Okay.
So like we said yesterday, it is really impressive, given how big the wedding.
was how little has leaked even after like we literally like we said we're grasping at straws so um things
like this systems put in place makes sense yes this guy is like a brother of a childhood friend yeah
and uh Travis's a sheesh Ferguson so basically they sent out an evite and on everyone's invitation
it said their name it was watermarked watermarked all over in a way that you couldn't crop it out
so if you sent the picture to anyone it was very clear who screenshot and who snitched who leaked and I guess
And that's why nobody shared anything up until.
We did not see the invitation.
And we had heard, you know, it just said when and where, but not the exact location,
which it did say you're invited July 3rd, 2026 Manhattan.
It's actually so impressive.
One night only early evening black tie.
People, you know, because there's literally nothing for us to talk about, people are theorizing
that Taylor actually painted it because, you know, we've known that she does watercolor
and actually in one of her lyric videos, this matches the style.
Like there's a really, there's nothing to talk about.
There's nothing to talk about, but like if this vibe of the picture of the painting, like sets the mood for the wedding, you know, sometimes...
Which we're told the mood was like a garden.
Sometimes the invitation's a little taste of the wedding.
Yeah, a lot of times.
If you can get your ducks in order.
If you have like a vision, yes.
Yeah, but like sometimes you do the...
I don't know what's happening.
Like, it's like...
It's just kind of invitations out.
Like, yeah.
But if you can tie back to what people can expect at the wedding, that's really beautiful.
Yeah. So I love this vibe.
It's, you know what it's giving?
Secret Garden.
The lakes.
Well, hopefully not.
But yeah.
The, yeah, the lakes, right?
It looks like more like a romantic.
But there's like a lake.
There is a lake.
Like a lake.
It's giving, um, is there a lake?
Like a lake.
Like a lake.
Like a pond, you know, walled in pond.
Take me into the lakes where all the poets went to die.
I don't belong.
And my beloved.
Not sincere rooting the word beloved.
Can I borrow your lip gloss?
Yeah, because I, oh, the gloss?
Yeah, sure.
I just need something like.
I looked sickly on yesterday's episode.
I mean, I was.
but like I was wearing no lipstick.
We're perfecting the lighting.
When I don't wear lipstick, I actually look like genuinely ill.
Yeah.
Like I belong in a hospital, not a podcast studio.
Yes, as in I.
Oh, you don't.
But you can agree.
It's okay.
Yeah, yeah, but I wasn't saying it in that moment.
But I just think lipstick just gives a nice touch.
Lipsick lasts longer.
So yes, a sheesh, Ferguson is going to jail.
I wonder if Taylor and Travis are mad.
Or like they got, they actually got away with so much.
The fact that they had a 1,500 person wedding is insane.
And really before it happened, nothing was leaked,
except that it was Madison Square Garden,
but like nothing consequential.
So now, do you think they care?
I definitely think, like, Ashish,
who wasn't super close with anyone to begin with.
It was generous to be invited.
We'll stay not close.
Damn.
You know, but like.
We appreciate you, Ashish, but I'm sure Taylor doesn't.
Yeah, this is a good way to, like, know who your friends are.
But who knows the manner in which Ashish leaked it?
Like, maybe he just sent it to his girlfriend and, like,
his girlfriend was a snitch.
Right, right.
But it doesn't matter because it's his name.
on the invitation.
Yeah.
And it's like,
did the person who leaked it
not realized that this was...
Going to destroy a she's life.
That it says your name.
How can you not notice it's everywhere?
It's really smart.
Yeah, it is really smart.
That's what they do when you get
like a screener to a TV show
that hasn't aired.
Like, we get them for Bravo
and they have my email like all over it.
So I could never like leak a clip
because it's very smart.
It traces right back to you.
It keeps people honest for the most part.
Also, Gracie Abrams
posted a carousel of like,
her wedding look and there's a photo of Joe
Alwyn in the carousel.
What?
Wait.
What?
In the carousel.
She took a picture of her TV screen watching the favorite
and it's the scene of Joe Alwyn and Emma Stone.
What's wrong with her?
I don't know.
And also like she was with Olivia Rodriguez.
Okay, that's not her fault because that was like a work thing for
she's just engaging in traitors behavior.
Red dress.
I'm so ready for her to get the boot.
Who?
Crazy.
From Taylor's life?
Why?
I don't know.
I just like drama.
She wore the red dress.
Yeah. The screen capture of Joe Allen from the favorite in the same carousel as the alpha you wear to Taylor's wedding is crazy.
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
This is so crazy.
Joe liked this post.
Joe liked it.
That's what someone commented.
Now people are also mentioning smoking a cigarette.
Like, seriously, grow up.
Yeah.
Wait, I just want to go back to how weird this is.
I did not see this.
And I just think
What kind of behavior can you expect
What type of behavior can you expect from someone with that haircut, dead ass?
Yeah, I feel like Gracie gets away with a lot
And I think her time
I think her just like Gracie ate her days are numbered
Wow, I mean this is really weird
And like Taylor did the song I knew it, I knew you
Like she obviously didn't care
She did because it's not bad yet
But it's going down
Damn, her days are numbered
I just want to say I think that this is like
Cut off worthy behavior
Yeah
Yeah, I agree
What the fuck is wrong with her?
Unless that's not the dress she wore to the wedding.
Because people are just assuming if you're posting a carousel
and in one of the pictures you're wearing a gown,
we are assuming Sabrina Carpenter just did that.
We're assuming that that's what you wore to the wedding.
Yeah, I think that she did because she also posted this picture of like her in a car.
You know, page 6 is reporting it's like, this is her wedding.
It totally was.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
And it's not like the favorite is like an insanely big popular movie that like everyone knows.
I couldn't help but to post it.
I couldn't help but to watch it.
And also like she could have posted a screenshot from.
a scene that he's not in.
No, Gracie Abrams like you're weird for that.
Your days are numbered.
A thousand percent.
And Taylor's generous with Gracie.
Like, Taylor has a lot of friends that she, who are also musicians who...
Do you think it's because Gracie's dad is JJ?
And she's getting like Nepo treatment within...
Yeah, like she's powerful, sort of.
She's not.
No, but she could be.
One called a JJ.
And what?
What is the director of Star Wars going to do to Taylor's World?
And lost.
Such a good show.
But wait, just really quick.
I think Taylor respects powerful directors like Stephen Spielberg.
She definitely does get NEPO treatment within the Tate daughter universe because there
are a lot of, I mean, think of Hame.
Like if Olivia Rodriguez was the daughter of a famous director, I think things might have
been different.
Like Taylor has a lot of musical friends, Selena Gomez.
Have the two ever done a project together?
Not only just, they have the song on Gracie's album, which is a bigger thing than having
someone on your album.
It's like such a, they're always writing songs together.
She gets special treatment.
She gets special preferential treatment for sure.
I wonder, do you think Selena Gomez is like myths that like,
the two they have done one thing together and it was iconic and I mean I could but why would I want to
at the 1989 tour and like that's literally it yeah imagine sleep is not easy to work with
she's better as an actress I actually agree yeah yeah sure sure sure yeah I'm trying to see some
yeah yeah okay Gracie Abrams you're weird for that like you are on the list yeah
Are you ready for our next story?
Number two.
Oh, yeah.
Prince Harry is having trauma.
Oh, I'm obsessed to me.
Because Prince Harry has been disinvited from staying at Buckingham Palace.
So Prince Harry...
It's actually very unclear what happened.
I read it and I'm not sure.
I'm going to tell you everything that has been said to have happened.
He arrived in London on Monday afternoon.
I think his trial was ongoing.
He was supposed to bring his family.
And I remember seeing articles a couple days ago, like they're all going back to London,
which is like very big.
No, he wound up.
just going by himself.
And what's the trial?
Like with a magazine, right?
Yeah, I think so.
He was like suing the tabloid.
Yeah.
His reps on Monday said that he had accepted an invitation to stay at Buckingham Palace this
week after finalizing his security plans only for palace staffers to brief that it would
be impossible for him to stay there because he missed a July 3rd deadline to let
them know that he was coming.
Yeah, I heard he waited like weeks to respond.
And he said, I was getting my security detail in place.
So you couldn't accept?
Like, so sorry, yeah.
The beds need to be made.
I can't believe they invited him to stay.
It's actually insane.
We have this conversation every time he goes back to the UK because there's always drama.
He wants his and his family's security detail paid for by Buckingham Palace, aka the taxpayer.
It's like, why the fuck would we spend $3 on you and your family when you guys wake up every day thinking about how you could destroy us?
It's crazy that he even wants to stay there.
It's so weird.
Like they don't hate him enough.
No, they don't.
And then like some, you know, insiders are like if they wanted him to stay there, they would find a room.
They don't want him to.
He arrived in the middle of the night.
Let's face it.
Spoiler alert.
They don't want him.
Would you want a rat in your house?
Let me tell you how I love this.
I hope you invite him all the time and then disend every day.
Do it every day.
So drama, always.
There's never been a trip where he goes and there isn't drama with his accommodations or his security.
He's such a divest.
It's like you wanted to be independent.
Now you want to come home and have everybody wipe your ass and put diaper cream on it.
Like stop.
Yeah.
There's no one on this earth.
I actually hate more than him.
Yeah.
So they didn't go the kids.
It was going to be a big deal that the kids were going back.
Yeah.
And not that I saw that they did not go.
Like, genuinely, I know he has to go for work, even though, like, you have lawyers and stuff.
He doesn't have to go.
He's, like, unemployed.
He's obsessed with, like, going back and getting attention and starting stuff because I think he wants to reaffirm his victim narrative in the states.
Because people are onto him.
When they first left, people really believe.
It's over for them.
Right.
People really champion them and really believe him.
And slowly but surely, he was like, I kind of think you're the problem.
And I think he goes back to, like, sort of get more.
Look.
Remember what they did.
and they won't pay for my...
They won't pay for my security.
I think that it's a strategic thing for him to, like,
curry more family back in the States.
And like drum up more sympathy.
But people are so over them.
Like, nothing they do is going to work except go away.
Going away is such a powerful thing.
And I think that about Blake lively too.
Like, people are like, she'll never come back.
They see that about people all the time.
And people come back.
They really do.
There is something very powerful about going away for a long period of time.
Reputation.
Like Taylor was really hated.
We forget because she has come so far.
But she was really, really disliked.
By even a lot of her own fans, they felt it was like very duplicitous and like this
narrative was being painted of her.
Going away is such a powerful move that they refuse to do.
They need the money.
I know.
Yeah.
And they like sort of quieted at times.
But every time they pop up.
It's never long enough.
Every time they pop up, it's like whack-a-mole.
There are a lot of people who seriously need to go away.
Just.
For a time.
It worked with Anne Hathaway.
Yeah.
She went away for a long time.
There needs to be like a retreat where celebrities go.
That's like image rehab.
We just like, you can enjoy.
I just feel like Megan and Harry's like the size and the scale of like their,
their scandal or whatever you want to call it is just so big.
Global.
Historic.
It will be in textbooks.
You know, like there's no like, oh, this two shall pass.
I know.
But I'm talking about like, oh, I made a cringy speech at an award show.
That's, I think more the case in the UK, which I don't think they care about anymore.
In the States, I think Americans.
are done.
I feel like we think Americans are stupid.
We all feel used here.
Oh, I don't because I never really bought their whole shit.
But we had to, you know?
Like, how are you going to say like, oh, you're lying when someone's telling you these horrible
things?
It's true.
Like, you wouldn't and you wouldn't even think that.
Yeah.
But then you see their character over time and it's like, oh, it's not the most honest.
I just know that that William and that Kate, they just fucking hate him.
Yeah, and they're just on top of the world.
Like he's back again starting stuff.
He's never come and there hasn't been drama.
It's true.
that every day you guys invite him and then every day you rescind the invitation.
To have gotten invited and not responded within the allotted time is such crazy person behavior,
very sincere energy.
And then playing the victim, they kick me out.
It's like, no, these things have rules.
Like you've told us many times the firm is very strict and there are all these rules and
policies and protocols.
So like you know.
Yeah.
And you just are like letting the invitation hang in the air.
You're so fucking lucky to get it.
You shouldn't even be invited in the first place.
Literally that would never be.
That's like literally me inviting like Taylor Lorenz to come stay at my house.
Right.
Only, only a crazy person would do.
And giving her like a wide berth of a window to accept.
It'll take as long as you want to decide.
Up until two days before I need to know, you know, just to wash the sheets.
Of course, to order food. Yeah.
Crazy.
And then she accepts.
Yeah.
Why would they let him stay there?
And I know like the palace is so big and it's like it's a cottage by the river or whatever.
But like, so that's my property line, bitch.
You're not coming.
You're not coming.
No.
No.
No.
They're too forgiving.
They are too forgiving
And they don't even
I think it's Charles
Like that's very much his energy
Really?
Not for Harry but in life
He's like a big softy
Yeah in life
But I think he fucking hates
I think he's got a sneaky suspicion
That ain't his boy
You know
So it's like
Why I gotta be nice to a stranger
Yeah yeah
Like we're done here
Allegedly
You're done
You're done here
We're done
Are you ready for our next
Good day sir
Are you ready for our next story
Some more family news
Jonas Brothers
announced a return to Madison Square Garden.
They have announced the Burning Up tour all over again,
August 20th and 21st at Madison Square Garden.
A lot of action for the garden this week.
I think I have to go.
The Burning Up era was the peak of my Jonas Brothers fandom.
And I'm like really hard on the Jonas Brothers.
But I am like actually a fan at heart.
We all are.
Yeah.
Does this mean they're like only playing old music?
What is the...
Is it a reunion tour?
Created as a celebration of the music.
music, the memories, and the connection that has spanned nearly two decades.
I've done this like five times.
This special event brings one of the Jonas Brothers' most unforgettable live experience back
to the world's most famous famous arena with celebrating everything that has followed.
You know, people say like Brita Mars is in dead.
He's like chained to the bottom of the MGM casino because he's like owes him so much money.
People like need to start saying that about the Jonas Brothers.
So this is like a recreation of the original Burning Up tour, which was an exhilarating time in their lives.
Did he go to that as kids?
I don't think so.
I don't think I did.
Maybe you did.
And getting the chance to relive that with the face.
while celebrating everything that's happened since meets the world less.
I appreciate that, like, they...
Everything that's happened since is giving, like, new music, but...
Right.
We can forgive it.
I feel like...
Every time they go on tour, like, watch so many TikToks and I always, like, end up wanting
to go, but I don't.
So I would like to win this one, is it?
August 20th and 21st.
That's doable.
I know where I'm gonna be, like, always...
No, but that's doable.
Yeah.
I appreciate about the Jonas Brothers that they have, like, all this lore and, like,
these fans who really love, like, from when they were teenagers.
And I think a lot of people feel too proud and they want people to, like,
listen to their new music.
And people do listen to their new music.
And the new music is very good.
But they're never afraid to just like do Jonas Khan, you know,
to like lean into the lore.
And I appreciate that.
I think it also pays their bills.
So like it's a smart thing to do because they have like a big fan base.
But so many people like just like this is the new me.
It's like we don't care.
No, this is like a couple million dollar weekend for them, which is great.
Great.
Because they do have to split everything three ways, which is exhausting.
And I think they like nice things.
And I think their wives like nice things.
Did you see that the girl from...
off campus.
She was like a supplemental character in the first season,
and now she's the star for the next season.
Like we're following her story.
So everyone's obsessed with her.
She's also like dating one of the guys from the show.
So like she's really like,
she went on their podcast.
Like their podcast really confuses me.
They have guests.
Yeah.
And they have like guests who like are on press tours.
They're just like a Jimmy Fallon.
Okay.
Like a smart list.
She maybe is just like a big Jonas Brothers fan.
Like that girl from White Lotus, like Haley Joel Richardson.
I don't know.
I didn't watch that one.
But she was like the biggest Jonas Brothers fans.
So, like, after she became famous, she just, like, used her fame to, like, go to Jonas Brothers concert.
That's really funny.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, maybe, like, a smart list.
Yeah, I guess, like, the three of them, just maybe, like, I've said enough to one another.
You know, it's time to start bringing guests.
Yeah, that was quick.
That was quick.
Are you ready for our fourth story?
Ariana Grande has been seen on a streak of outings with her ex-boyfriend Ricky.
She's going to Whole Foods.
What is she buying?
I had a Whole Foods.
Probably some Whole Foods.
foods. Probably some, yeah.
Probably some fruits and veggies. I was going to stop, yeah, sorry.
We're not commenting on with his bodies, but like, she looks
like, she looks terrible here. She looks really sick.
Like, she, it's really sad.
No, and I keep seeing clips from the tour, like,
how is she not collapsing?
I don't know what energy takes to do stuff like that. Like,
dance, sing, outfit change, makeup, like,
it's an all day thing. You're up at six, you're rehearsing.
Like, she must be so tired.
Yeah. She is just going to fall one day.
No, and now, I don't think she's like back
with Ricky. Oh, really? But so
Ricky's the one that they lick donuts.
Of course.
Of course they're the one.
She shouldn't be seen with him again because of that because that was so bad for her image.
He was also in the lyric.
You know, some songs about Ricky.
Now I listen and laugh.
Which is dead ass.
One of the meanest things like you could say about someone.
She did end up changing that lyric, right?
Wrote some songs about Ricky.
What did she change it to?
I have no idea.
Oh, no.
She changed her dad one.
Never mind.
He's trash.
Remember that was at first?
And then she said, now I listen and laugh.
She said, never mind he's trash.
And then she changed it to Now I Listen and Laugh.
Interesting.
So like I don't know how Ricky could take her back because that's fucking mean.
Like both of them are.
It could be interpreted like now I listen and laugh to those songs about Ricky because
like we're friends and it's like funny that.
Yeah, but her initial song.
And then when the song was the most biggest song in the world, remember it broke every record,
never mind he's trash was the lyric.
That's upsetting.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Or did she like just change it once?
I don't think it was the original lyric.
I think it was.
I'm looking up the lyric.
I'm looking up the lyrics, but there's no way to know.
Chat will know.
I don't think chat will know.
Oh, really?
I don't think chat.
I don't think chat's supposed to know.
What was the original lyric about Ricky in Ariana Grande's song?
Thank you next.
Thank you next.
I wasn't sure if it was a.
But honestly, like, Ricky in these photos.
Who is he a dancer?
I don't know.
He looks very chivalrous in these photos.
I thought he was like a bodyguard because he's like carrying the bags.
He's got the sunglasses around the back of his head.
he means business
you know
sometimes you just need
an extra set of hands
I mean he's carrying the groceries
which is nice
like that's always what you're looking for
in a man
he means business
he's there to help
okay and the original version
of our an agrounde's
thank you next
the lyric about Ricky
was wrote some songs about Ricky
now I listen and laugh
I just feel like that's not true
I
she said she definitely called someone trash
but like maybe it was during
a live performance
wrote some songs about Ricky
never mind he's trash
I just want to get down to
a lot of this I'm sorry
okay
Oh, yes.
It's a viral TikTok sound.
She's in an interview.
She said, I could have said, write some songs about Ricky.
Never mind.
He's trash.
But I didn't.
I said, versus, thank you.
Okay, I knew it was in my head for some reason.
That's funny thing to say in an interview.
Yeah.
But we need more context.
Like, why did she say that?
Yeah.
Where was the interview?
Glamour magazine.
Oh, interesting.
But anyway, she's obviously not offended.
He's helping her out.
It's not like giving romantic.
It's giving like, I'm helping.
helping, you know, my girl because she doesn't have her boyfriend right now and, like,
who's going to carry the groceries?
Oh, do you think he's hired help?
Like, friend, I think he's really being a friend.
I'm not getting romantic, but I don't know why.
Why else would they be together?
I don't know.
She always has a boyfriend.
She cannot be alone.
No, she can't.
She's hellas toxic.
I'm sorry.
Like, we, she's like, the Lily J.
Like, we as a society moves on from that too quickly.
Because, like, Wicked really helped actually.
Mm-hmm.
The narrative just, like, became so big and different.
But now it's almost like now that she's back on tours,
it feels like the last three years didn't even happen of like wicked and everything.
But didn't she like for sake her pop stardom?
Yeah.
And she said like she was going to like do theater and acting.
But I also said like I think that's how she felt when she was with Ethan.
Like when you sort of like take on your man's hobbies.
Personality.
And now.
So what she's going to be sponge on Broadway?
SpongeBobina.
Oh my God.
Like.
Sponge Roberta.
That was so crazy.
That was.
Spongyana Grande.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
Knowing her, it's romantic, but, like, it just isn't looking romantic.
I think people cared less about Ricky and more about the fact that she was at a grocery store.
Yeah.
There's Instacart and...
Not only that, like, you don't eat.
Oh.
Oh, no.
But people thought it was performative.
Like, I think a thing when you have an eating disorder...
Oh, interesting.
I'm not, like, well-versed on eating disorder culture because sometimes I get, like, you know, in that content, it's, like, very upsetting.
But there's, like, a thing when you are anorexic, like, they say that being anorexic,
person and going on tour and having like to show off your body and like people comment on how
skinny you are like is like the most gratifying thing you can do when you're anorexic so she's
like living a dream and like her going to this is what people in the ed community say her going to
a grocery store like pretending to eat while wearing oh I'm all covered up in a hoodie but her
collarbone is showing like it's like a flex it's also like 100 degrees yeah like you girl you don't
need a hoodie no it's upsetting the pictures are upsetting honestly I actually can't look at her I feel
like sick yeah I don't know no
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Also, it seems as though the verdict is out in Prince Harry's case and it was dismissed.
He lost?
In full, yeah.
Yeah, the $50 million pound phone hacking case brought by Prince Harry.
Oh, so I hacked a phone.
And a couple other high-profile figures against the publishers of the Daily Mail was dismissed in full today.
The judge accepted that every article complained about was lawfully sourced.
Oh.
In an executive summary of his judgment, he said associated newspapers, which owns the Daily Mail,
called journalists, witnesses who gave lawful explanations for the sourcing of the disputed articles and incidents.
Oh, I guess Harry had thought that his, like, the information that they had could only be sourced if they had hacked his own, but they proved that they didn't.
I guess so. Also, he was suing them with- Big L on this trip.
He was suing them with six fellow claimants, including Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I don't know what the article.
I guess if I looked into it, it would be more interesting.
Breaking news.
This is crazy because I feel like this case has been like following him for the last few years.
And he's always going to London for his case and it's a case and the case.
And all of that just to lose.
Yeah.
Expensive.
They really can't afford it.
Yeah.
They can't afford to be taking on frivolous lawsuits.
Yeah.
Our fifth and final story was some exciting food news.
Girl Scout cookies are coming to Krispy Cream in a dream collaboration between.
When I think about Krispy Cream, they're always qualifying for the fifth of a final story.
Scouts and Krispy Cream.
Donuts. Look at those pargy thin mint donuts. A fun fact about me, just like, I think given the
fact that I love stacking, I don't really mess with Girl Scout. That's disgusting. I know. I don't
know why. I didn't grow up eating them. I've tasted like a couple. They don't really do it for me.
They're not like savory. They feel kind of healthy. Like, this is so good. I don't really
like this genuinely does nothing for me. I like the thin mints of course because I like, you know,
like a mint chocolate. Yeah. Which you don't. I know you love a York Patty. I do. I do.
I got those little mint chocolate balls at home goods yesterday.
And the Samoas are so good.
I love a coconut.
Ugh.
Like seriously, just fun fact about me.
I'm like a cookie connoisseur.
I love snacks.
I literally never turned down a cookie.
I've never actually like sought one out of, if I, and I've eaten maybe a couple in my life.
It's always because I feel like I was actually recently at the tailors and they had them in their pantry.
Like I'd never sought one out.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
Aside from people like coming to your door and selling them.
Right.
Which have they?
No.
yeah no this
well beginning on
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inspired by three iconic Girl Scout flavors
so we have the thin mince we have the caramel all delights
or Samoas and we have lemon up which I'll skip
I really respect that like the marketing and the partnerships department
at Krispy Cream like takes no days off they're always doing stuff
always making waves in the food news industry always qualifying themselves for the
fifth final story on a slow summer day and I really respect that
they don't just rest on their laurels like of course they have a perfect product but it's like
We're always talking about people who aren't doing good at their jobs,
like the agency that was hired for HBO Max to turn into Max to turn back into HBO Max.
We don't talk enough about the brands and brand partnerships team over at Krispy Cream
because like they're crushing it.
Yeah.
Rase.
Let's talk about Love Island.
Last night's episode was like definitely the worst of the season in the sense that like really
nothing happened.
Yeah, not in the sense of like people were, you know, in raging, which they were.
It was bad in the sense that it was boring.
The scavenger hunt was so stupid.
It was not even, I wouldn't even want an email.
Like it's an episode that shouldn't have been an episode.
Yeah, and I guess the only real, like, drama.
Okay, so they have this day that they need to fill where they're not having a recoupling.
Right, there's not a real challenge.
Why not send two people on a date?
Literally anything else the hideaway could open, like anything.
I guess like the big story of the episode is that Kenzie and Dylan are now on the rocks.
And I will say, like, I've been critical of Kenzie because she didn't move perfectly in the house.
And at some point, like, she just started like acting slutty for no reason.
But the way, like, we're having this referendum on Kenzie.
Everyone in the house is talking about it.
while like literally she's doing exactly what Sincere did
in a more earnest way.
She never lied,
except she kissed Corbyn in secret one time
that everybody can't let go up.
She's just,
I don't know,
she came out from a place of like genuine exploration
whereas we're letting Sincere sit here.
Like they're fully back together.
You have to make you my fiance?
When he said you're going to be the mother of my children.
I'm sorry.
I now officially dislike Melanie.
I have given her up until this point
like a lot of leeway in her poor decision making
because I do believe she's like a victim of Sincere's craziness.
But at some point,
The show was so frustrating because never not once has anyone here.
And that's why I actually respect Casey.
Because like while he didn't move perfectly,
he always stands up for himself.
Like no one is standing up for themselves.
Kenzie is like getting like really her character being called into question so deeply and so
frequently by everyone, by her partner, by the girls, by the guys.
And it's like, stand up for yourself.
Like just defend yourself.
Nobody stands up for themselves.
It's like irritating.
So I'm over here like defending you and like you're not even defending yourself.
No.
And it's like I disagree with what Kenzie has done.
But I'm more so disagree with what sincere has done.
Of course.
If we're not criticizing sincere
And the villa's not criticizing him
And his partner's not criticizing him
Then we can't criticize Kendi
Because she's done what he's done
On a much smaller scale
So if sincere is absolved
Then everybody is absolved
Even like with Dillon has every right though
To feel the way that he's in a partnership
With a girl who he just found out
Like has this kind of weird pattern
And he might just be another cog in the machine
I don't have an issue with Dylan raising his concerns
But at some point like he does have to get over it
Or get over it or don't
And don't trust her and move on
But like Katie.
But I'm starting to feel bad for her.
Like she's just, she's obviously in hell.
She wants to go home.
You could tell she's really not having fun.
And like, no, and she is getting shit on constantly.
And it's like, I think we need to, we need to shit on her.
Yes.
And, and that's it.
Like not constantly, not every single day, making her feel like the worst person.
She's always in the bottom.
Let's talk about it.
And then let's move on.
Especially if we're not having that same energy for everyone.
It's insane the level of criticism.
And we're looking so deeply into everything Kenzie has done.
Is this a pattern when there's an actual like register fucking sociopath?
No, here's what's crazy that Kate is.
flipping out that they're in the bottom and she's like how are Casey and TT not in the bottom like
how are they higher than us and it's like you're so mad at Casey why are you not mad at sincere
why are you not saying how we're sincere and Melanie she did say it she did say it but she didn't harp on
it she's raging about Casey yeah it's interesting how like the audience oh and back is making
everyone go crazy and I guess it is like very disconcerting that like you're having this whole
experience and like you know in the back of your mind everyone's watching it's going to have
their opinions like just the whole country hate me now you get faced with that possibility
I think Kenzie's really taking it to heart.
Well, because for Kada, it's two options.
Either, like, America hates her and, like,
oh, you're going home to being, like, the most hated person in America,
or we're seeing something about Zach that she doesn't see.
And so it's destabilizing to think that there's even more that she doesn't know.
But what's so crazy is, like, Bryce, when he spoke to Zach,
really touched on exactly what our issue is with Zach.
Titi told Kada, by the way, I think people don't like you because, like,
Zach went to the hideaway with you and then said he wanted to keep exploring.
And she was like, oh, really?
I don't think that's it.
Yeah, no, and then Katie totally brushed you aside.
Like when Zach was like, should I close off with Kada?
But like not be a girlfriend, but like be exclusive.
But then Bryce was like, what do you mean close off?
The experience is over.
That's a moot point.
Yeah.
And he's like, it's a performative like gesture.
And he's like, so do something like more serious.
Would you ever make her your girlfriend?
He's like, well, that's a big step.
Why?
This girl's your girlfriend.
What is exclusively dating if not being boyfriend or girl?
That conversation while we see he's trying to like repair how we think of him and like insist
that he has strong feelings for Kata, that conversation sets him back.
It did more damage.
Because it's the same thing.
And then he finally has a conversation.
with Kate and it's like I want to be exclusively dating and it's like again no too little too late
and now she's so excited we hate you even more she's so excited like sorry this is what I mean no one like
demands more from their partners all the girls I'm sorry nobody demands anything and it's like they're
all such big fucking talkers like I can't even deal with them even Kato was like I'm gonna make
Zach my it's a girl you're not like I would have had more respect for Zach if he said I'm not
closing off or getting official in the villa because I want to do it in real life and like
I don't want to do it in the villa it's not as serious
He could have had a reason for never doing it in the villa and stood by that.
But he wanted to do a big gesture just to curry favor with America.
Right.
But he didn't want to actually do anything.
But how stupid are you that you're going to do it right after the vote?
How stupid do you think we are?
We see right through you.
1,000 percent.
That's so embarrassing to do it right after because you were voted in the bottom.
But like, Kada was literally going to cry.
She was so happy.
Like, I'm just really done, like, wanting more for these girls than they want for themselves.
Like, they want to be treated like dormats.
They all talk so big.
Like, the villa's going to shake.
Katie said something last night like
when I talk to Zach
I'm and it's like girl you literally like
they all just fold like
what is that phrase like a cheap suit
I love that they fold like cheap suits
I'm sorry I'm not going to demand more of you
sorry these girls girls like I'm sorry
none of these are my queens right there these are not good role models
for women also Anaya still likes Casey
the fact that during the challenge
that she chose Casey
that she went to Casey to have him look for her sunglasses
like it's actually very very sad
So the scavenger home was stupid but there were a couple of things
that we should and could look into and that was one of them
yeah and when we're
talking about couples who aren't compatible, not only are
Carl and I are not compatible because they're not compatible
and she didn't choose him when she had the chance to.
And he's obviously like mad at her and who wouldn't be but heard about
not being chosen. And he never even like made her work for forgiveness or anything.
Didn't even talk about it. He's just like moving on because he just like wants to be there.
Because he wants to be on the show. It's a red flag actually. How chill he is.
Yeah. But they're not compatible because she still likes Casey.
And that's what people should be saying. I love that Titi and Casey like we're so surprised
that they were not in the bottom.
And at the end of the day, they're like, that's great,
but like, we don't care.
Like, I think that they are, like, they're my winners.
Sorry, of course, no,
Bryce and Trinity are great.
And I really have no problem with them.
And I'm glad that, like,
even though I disagree with my fellow voters
and the Love Island viewers, like,
I think we all agree that Brinity is the winner.
They're so, like, not partisan.
Because I can't deal with another undeserving winner.
No, like, I could see people thinking that Anaya and Carl should win
and they absolutely should not.
You guys have a Niant?
Nobody else deserves to win, but honestly, like,
if Casey and T, like,
everyone's going to think this is the craziest thing.
They aren't going to beat Bryson Trinney
because Bryce and Trinney are just a better couple
and they've had a better track record.
But I'm sorry, they are,
they're the Clark and Taylor who are still together,
mind you from last season.
They are the Clark and Taylor of the season.
I'm glad that people have sort of let up on them.
People never let up on Clark and Taylor.
I feel like America's learned a little bit from that situation
because when it was Clark and Taylor,
they would have been voted in the bottom,
and this time they weren't.
Every now and then someone leaves their partner
from someone from Casa,
and there's really no good way to do it.
And even if there was,
the girls in the villa would find a way
to, like, defend their friend
and hate the guy.
So it's like, just,
you might as well choose what makes you happy.
And that is what Casey did.
And again,
he wasn't perfect and yada, yada.
But I'm sorry, him and Titi are so cute.
Yeah, I've moved on from a couple
of disrespectful comments.
And so has Anaya, by the way.
So, like.
Well, yeah, because she likes him.
She loves him.
She wants to see that.
Right.
Such a boring episode.
A complete waste of time in brain cells.
Yeah, it was, like,
frustrating to feel like my life
was being wasted on this episode.
That's how I felt.
Yeah, and they didn't even give us a preview for tonight yet.
Did they?
They just said, like, there's going to be a vote.
A vote is brewing.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, Ian Sterling, like, stays.
Cracking me up.
We don't even talk about how, like, he gets the episodes, like, probably the day before
they have music already set to them, and he just has to, like, add over his voiceover.
And he's, like, writing those jokes on the fly.
He is insanely talented.
He is.
I think shit like that is so corny, usually.
And when I first started watching Love Island, I was getting, like, getting ready to skip.
The way, it's so funny.
It's very quick.
It's very sharp.
it's very clever.
It's funny without being mean.
And he has a general understanding of like what the audience's feelings are.
He's giving like a voice a little bit to how we feel.
I love him.
He's insanely talented.
Yeah.
That's my king right there.
That's the only nice thing I have to say about the show.
Yeah.
All right.
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