The Toast - Don't Yelly at Kelly: Monday, May 15th, 2023

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

Sports Illustrated 2023 Cover Reveal (19:03) Kelly Clarkson Responds to Toxic Workplace Claims from ‘The Kelly Clarkson Show’ Staffers (People) (28:56) Taylor Swift Puts a Pause on ‘Bad Blood’ To Tell Security To Lay Off Fan at Philadelphia Show (Variety) (39:17) Jeremy Allen White’s Wife Addison Timlin Files for Divorce After More Than Three Years of Marriage (People) (50:25) Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny Sit Curtsied at Lakers Playoff Game Amid Rumored Romance (People) (54:58) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everybody had a blessed weekend, a gorgeous Mother's Day, and hope everyone's doing great. Speaking of mothers, hey, mother. Hi. How you darn? I'm good, thank you. I did have a really great weekend and a great Mother's Day.

It was fabulous. It was a really just lovely, family family filled weekend. It was. So important to celebrate the mothers. Yes thank you. 100%. You sound a little disingenuine. Do you not want to be celebrating? Wow. Do you not want to be celebrating me? Not right now. Not right fucking now bitch. Accusing me of not respecting mothers. I don't know. It was not disingenuine at all. Okay, cause I didn't feel like you were

disingenuine yesterday when you were showering me. When I was showering you and our mother, the woman who gave us life, showering with love and adoration. What would make you think? I don't know. I don't know, it was just like the vibe I was getting. So toxic already.

Oh my God. No, but we seriously had a great day so let's not ruin it you're preaching to me preaching to me you i was continuing the celebration of mothers right well we had a great great mother's day and a great weekend i spent a lot of time with my turdy yes you did and usually after a long weekend especially because we weren't in studio thursday friday usually like if i don't see you over the weekend, like we have so much to catch up on on Monday and we really miss each other. Maybe the thing is that today we don't miss each other.

Maybe we've like had enough of each other. I didn't feel that way. Sounded like you did. And we've been in the studio for like 15 minutes and we were having a good time. We were giggling and cackling. And then you just kind of like came at me with this like. And then the camera comes on and the attacks begin. You came at me with this like disingenuous like Mother's Day.

Yeah. Salutation. Sure. Sure, Jax. God. Well, we do have a lot to catch up on. There wasn't a show on Friday because I was traveling. Let's catch up on so many things.

First of all, speaking of Mother's Day, I don't know why I just can't say. Maybe it's the way that you keep saying it that way. No, because when I kept seeing you guys yesterday, like when everybody kept showing up to the restaurant, I was like, I mean, Mother's Day. And now it's just, it's Mother's Day. Got it. That's why. But speaking of Mother's Day, since we both love and respect mothers, we decided to drop a little, little small, little surprise Mother's Day merch collection at ToastMerch.com. We've got kids clothes with the onesies. We've got mama's clothes with the crewnecks. They're really cute and really sweet. perfect for the mother in your life if you're an auntie

you know whether it's blood or spiritual yeah um so much for everyone at toast merch dot com so much for everyone we've never done a surprise drop like that like no lead i lead up just like here's the collection go shop now it's the cutest tings for your little one we have like infant onesies that go up to two years, 24 months. But then we also have t-shirts for the toddler in your life. 2T, 3T, 4T. I love the toddler in my life. Yeah, I was like going to abbreviate.

I'm like, that's not a word. I have so many toddlers in my life who I love. Yeah, so. Is Harry a toddler? You know what? That's a great question. I think so. No, no. Or he's an infant no way i need to look up the exact issue because sometimes i like will google like infant cough toddler right

well which one is he baby cough he really ain't an infant infant and you know what he ain't a toddler no he's not a toddler you know what i I think he is? Rolled. Rolled. One of one. Yeah. No, but sound off in the comments. So he's one. No, he's like 15 months. Yeah. Yeah.

What is that? IDK. Yeah. I don't know. So there's that. But he could actually, it's, you know what? It's all making sense because he could fit into either the onesie or the t-shirt. Transitional.

I buy him like 24 months. We have the onesie for that. Or I could get him two tee. That's 24 months. The toast. We've got the onesie or the t-shirt. Transitional. I buy him like 24 months. We have the onesie for that. Or I could get him two tee. That's 24 months. The toast. We've got a onesie for that. We've got a onesie for everything. And then we have the cutest mama merch for yourselves.

Yourselves. And I'm so excited to literally wear everything all at once. We have really cute designs for this merch. That bear. That bear. It's so cute. If you haven't seen the bear. It brings a tear to even the most cynical of eyes the bear the podcasting bear is on our instagram you could

see the merch designs and i'm just obsessed with him yeah i know you are like he's my no obsession obsessed obsessed beyond and you know who loves him strisand strisand I promise I didn't know he was dry sand I didn't know. Now you know though. So there's no more excuses. The more you know. So we haven't done an episode since Thursday and I will say our podcast only episode on Thursday

like might have been one of my favorites. It was like so next level like moronic. It was so crazy. I didn't remember anything that was discussed until people were messaging me yesterday being like four. Yeah. Right. Can you remind me like where four comes from?

So it was just great. We were both like delirious because we recorded it Wednesday night. But it's been a while since we've seen you guys back in studio. Feels so good. And, you know, I've been traveling a lot these last three weeks. Like I'm good now. My travels are done. And I'm just like back to Jackson Claude OG recipe in the studio yeah and what's better than that same for me like I've been

here and there and everywhere and I'm I'm ready to settle down with you yeah yeah um so I was in Frisco on Thursday Wednesday Thursday Friday for the ACM Awards Academy of Country Music I vlogged the whole experience so if you want to head over to patreon.com slash toast it's already up you can see. That's why I feel fully recapped on it and debrief because the vlog went up on Friday.

Went up on Friday. It covers the gamut of the weekend and it was so good. And really your vlogging skills are improving every day. You know, I was proud of this one

and I feel like my turnaround time lately for the vlogs has been like, if I don't like do something the second it needs to be done, it'll be months. 100%. If I don't answer a text right when I get it yep years so that's why on both my plane ride home from Nashville and my plane ride home from Dallas I edited the vlogs

so they've been really timely pat me on the back thank you and the whole recap is there but I just want to say me and Margo had the best time at the ACM awards the vlog covers like red carpet glam actual interviews on the red carpet all of our interview um footage which we usually do our live stream which like lives on youtube forever which is so fun was on the amazon fashion snapchat so for those who caught it i hope you enjoyed it was so much fun and i'm so happy to be home we're happy to have you but it was really fabulous and i liked the way that i looked you know which is so so risky you, it's such a gap, like 50-50. Not only when you're just, you know, a human being putting on clothes,

but also you're a human being wearing an updo. And you're Claudia Oshry wearing an updo. Claudia Oshry stepping out of her box. Updo gate, which we spoke about at length leading up to the actual award shows. Updo gate was kind of the whole chronicle. The whole journey was chronicled in the vlog. So you'll see the highs, the lows, you know, the haircut. I cut my hair like with scissors. Well, I did it. And the gorgeous Patreon member stylist did. Who loves Toast Radio. She loves Toast Radio.

She said she loved it. It's one of her favorite episodes. And her husband loved it too. They listened to it on a long car ride. So we're just like bringing couples together. Literally. So yeah, I won't spoil too much of the vlog, but it was just a great weekend. Thanks for giving me the day off on Friday, Jax. I was not fucking okay and I don't even know when I would have vlogged

because I'm on the plane. And I also think after this vlog, like I might end up on a no-fly list. Yeah, for sure. There's a breakdown in the airport bathroom if anybody was getting-

Airplane bathroom. Airplane bathroom if anyone was standing outside the door, like you would have ended up on a watch list. I was concerned that like my screaming was they're gonna alert imagine you were waiting for the bathroom and you heard a girl screaming in the in there and she's by herself and she's vlogging no but

like you don't know she's vlogging so yeah she walked she walks out you've just heard her screaming like maybe she like got into a fight with someone and she's by herself yeah no it was just one of those days where like everything was bothering me like even like the clothes on my my back were like itching my skin like I was just so irritable and I just had to document it for the vlog because I'm such an authentic content creator and that's what you guys saw on the vlogs you're gonna see highs and lows you're gonna see breakdowns in airplane bathrooms and you're just seeing glamorous girls on the red carpet it's true you can't have one without the other and that's called being dynamic and being authentic authentic I think you are

extremely authentic thank you so much Jackie that was kind of your takeaway from the vlog from watching it yeah I didn't feel like there was things that you weren't telling us or things that you were holding back you didn't feel like there were any inauthentic moments no I didn't feel like you were putting on airs yeah I felt like we were there with you that's good yeah I felt just like the satchel right just along for the ride it was a satchel filled weekend it was we got so much satchel. Right. Just along for the ride. It was a satchel-filled weekend. It was. We got so much satch this weekend. So much satchel time.

And we're so grateful. Oh, and then I got home on Friday, and I went to Stassi Schroeder's live show. You did. Busy, busy girl. I was so busy. I'm so tired. She is on tour, doing like a live podcast live show

with her husband and Taylor Strecker. So their show was in New York I met so many toasters it's fabulous and it was so much fun so I really just had like a crazy busy weekend you did crazy girl and I watched Ted Lasso I was watching it and I just like am not pulled enough to keep like I will fit I will keep watching it um it's just like I'm not obsessed that like oh my god I have to go home and finish it. No, it's not the type of show that keeps you on your toes. No, but like you just want to keep watching more and more.

Because you love the characters. I found this season to be like kind of womp. Womp. And I've loved it in the past. I don't know what it, I already said this on the show because I was saying like, I don't know if the show has changed a little or like I've changed. But it's just not like doing for me what it used to do it's certainly this season is not as good as seasons past but it's still a great show that's like fun and easy to watch and doesn't

give you a pit you know yeah yeah but there's just like a lot of extra verbiage there's a lot of also Nate Nate but at least he's it like interest you never know what he's going to do. But like, I feel like the dialogue is getting really verbose. Wordy. Yeah, with all their like jokes that they don't stop making. And it's like, it's not that funny. Like, move on. I feel that. Like, honestly, like Ted.

Like, he's so moronic. Yeah, yeah. He just like, for something that could be a one word answer, it's a word salad from him like every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like that they brought in some of our like favorite characters and made them even bigger like staples. Like Trent Crimm, the independent. He I do like that they brought in some of our, like, favorite characters and made them even bigger, like, staples. Like, Trent Crimm, the independent.

He now, like, works for the team or whatever. He's, like, shadowing the team. And he was, like, me and Ben's, like, favorite character. Like, every time he would stand up and say Trent Crimm, the independent. But is he still? He doesn't say Trent Crimm, the independent. No, but is he still your favorite character? Yeah.

You learn more about him and he, like, develops a friendship with someone on the team. And, like, it's really sweet. Okay, cute. Yeah. No, and he, like, develops a friendship with someone on the team, and, like, it's really sweet. Okay, cute. Yeah. No, it's still good. Yeah. But also, like, with Keely and... Jack.

No. Oh. Roy breaking up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more that happens. It's just wrong. I agree. It's like, why?

So, like, what are we watching for? What are we doing here? Yeah. Yeah. And then I also started the new season of the other two, which is that show I've been telling you to watch. And they like they skip three years in the future. I don't know why, because I think maybe I discovered the show. I think that a new season hasn't come out since before COVID.

So they like skip over COVID, but they like do flashbacks because like Carrie was filming a movie. It was actually very funny, like COVID stuff. But I was like so confused. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. It didn't even say three years later.

I'm sorry you were confused. Me and Beth were just confused. I'm sorry. It's okay. I've been watching Working Moms 2. So good, right? It's good, but it's like a little dark.

What season are you on? Still first season. Oh. Like. It's real, Jax. It's real. It is real, but like there's,

it's a little, like I expect it to be a little more like lighthearted. Yeah. And they're just, it's like, Jenny is like. Oh, that Jenny. That storyline. By the way, she goes away for a while. Okay. And then Kate, like, takes a job in Montreal. She's running back and forth.

Well, she just had her first day and she had to and she already flew home to like be with her son in the hospital and it was just like dark and then Anne Anne is the best. Oh, yeah. I think she's probably

my favorite character but like she was pregnant and like then she didn't want another kid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like Yeah, I will say I forgot about that

because there's like six seasons. And then of course Crazy Pants. Frankie. Obsessed. Sold her house. Obsessed. No, I can't with her. But't she she stabilizes like she becomes like the most stable like I forgot that that the early seasons of the show

I guess they are like kind of crazy because it does level out and just become like a show about working moms you know yeah yeah but I forgot about crazy ass pants Zoe Jenny whatever her kid's name is Zoe she She hates her kid. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. It's. Stick with it though. I will.

I will. It's so. It's like so cute. And I think at like certain points once it levels out like you'll find it extremely relatable. There are moments like there are certain like niche things that you could only like really. No. I would never have appreciated like until I was a mom so I enjoy that but I'm just like these storylines

man like darkness okay that's such a fair criticism for a show that's like a lighthearted comedy about mom totally right so it was a great weekend it's gonna be a great episode there's lots to discuss let's talk about you know

the attempted cancellation of Miss Kelly Clarkson. We'll get into it in depth. Not on my watch. But just know, like a little teaser for what's about to come. Like we are not here for it. Not on my watch. What we're not going to do is bring down America's sweetheart, the loveliest woman in daytime.

That's what we're not going to do. Via the actions of someone else completely. Yeah, by proxy. But we keep putting Kelly's face in the article. And Kelly's name in the headline. Wrong. We're going to talk about it. We're going to talk about lots of going on

in the Taylor Swift universe this weekend. Yeah. It's like every day there's just like something to talk about with Taylor. And it's like, I just can't tell you how much joy that brings me. Like, I will not tire. There was like definitely like a year,

maybe like a few months ago, where like, not a year. There was like like, definitely, like, a year, maybe, like, a few months ago, where, like, not a year. There was, like, a few months, like, maybe a year ago, where we, like, could not stop talking about the Kardashians. Yes. It comes and goes with celebrities. Like, we're in our Taylor Press era, and I couldn't be happier. And this week, you know, what's been so interesting, especially now that she's hitting up the New

England, you know, Eastern Seaboard, between every weekend, she's in New York. And she's hitting up the fabulous spots she's loving a members club she's gone to Casa Cipriani she's gone to Zero Bond I have plans every night this week because I will see Taylor like I'm going to Carbone like I'm gonna see Taylor do you think that's where she'll go I don't know maybe she'll go back to the clubs yeah I know I know I just I gotta go like you kind of just need to like get dressed and stay on alert and then just like have people like DM you tips. I honestly,

you just described like the worst night of my life. Like get dressed and stay on alert. Like no, I'd rather. Like to just like let you know if she gets a sighting so you can run down. Because like an ideal night for me is to get undressed and stay on alert. You know? And like with my eyes closed.

But for tailored? For tailored I would do it. I'm going out every night this week for tailored. What are you doing? I just got plans you know. Yeah. Cool. Well thanks for the invite.

I couldn't make it but I would have loved to be there. Okay like I don't really have that many plans. I have like one night. I have like one dinner and I'm just like hoping that she'll be there. What is it? Just dinner. You can't say. Well I like.

Was that Carbone? Yeah. You're hoping she'll be at the restaurant not like at your dinner I know I don't know if you're at my table no maybe you were invited to an event that you think she might go to okay wait wait wait wait I just thought of something the person who I'm having dinner with is actually like a close personal friend of Taylor Swift who oh oh yeah so if she let's just say let's just say she was at the restaurant like she would come up to my table hundred percent but like that person might also be like meeting up in new york if they're both in new york oh wait wait like that person might know what

maybe i should have dinner with this person every night of the week. Yeah. Hmm. Makes you think. Yeah. Get to work. Stay alert. Stay alert and get dressed. Get dressed. So should we dive in?

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Dropped four cover girls. We have Martha Stewart at 81, becomes the oldest woman to cover Sports Illustrated. Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, and Kim Petras each have their own cover. So I have to say, I'm guffawed that Martha Stewart's 81. Like she, you know, she has like the body. Her body's body's amazing and she like looks like an older woman she does not look 81 yeah she really looked so fabulous like they really styled her to perfection just like rich older woman she has like big sunglasses and diamonds in the water it's very on brand for Martha I really love this selection I never would have even crossed my mind honestly no but she

Martha's such a queen like name a woman who has a better repu... Name a woman who's gone to prison who has a better reputation than Martha Stewart. I'll wait. I don't think I can. Right. I don't think I can. She's an inspiration. She is.

She is looking so great. I her the cover photo the best for her me too but I also love the one when she's in the water with like this big obviously like million dollar necklace yeah but the ones without the glasses I like better oh okay she looks fabulous um and I'm here for it now how do you feel about four cover girls this is like a new thing they do um it's not my favorite thing that they're doing I understand like everyone's a winner. I know. But make a choice.

Yeah. No. I do long for the days. And I feel like it stops people from becoming like the Sports Illustrated girly who like then a career is. Right. Catapulted. Because also it's like Brooke Snader is the only like model.

Like. Right. Model who. By trade. By trade. Everyone else is a celebrity. Yeah. So it's like it's not going to do anything crazy for their careers.

It's just like, cool. Yeah. I do long for the days. Like I, there were a few years where like they would select and not unknown, but like a very much on the rise. We hadn't heard of them,

but like if you were a modeling scout, you might have where they would choose one girl and it would like change the trajectory of the girl's life. Um, that's how we got Kate Upton. That's how, that's how we got Hannah Davis Jeter. There was like,

you know, it was really like a big honor and it would change your life and then slowly like then they had that chrissy teigen nina agdahl like three girls on one cover but that was so cool it was good and now it's it gives like you know participation energy um and it's not going to change the life of one girl and make that girl like the next big it model um I love all these covers like I don't have a problem with any of these participants but I do like I liked when they would just kind of like put their you know like how the queen would knight someone they would just knight like you're the next big thing and it would be exciting to see who they chose yes I still enjoy all their content and they really do a good job of like choosing people

from the internet they don't like shy away from like Instagram model-y energy. But yeah, I do long for those days. Yeah, it was a cool thing. Yeah. And this is a different cool thing. Yeah. Martha Stewart on the cover of the Sports Illustrated. It's fabulous.

It's very cool. Like Kim was on the cover last year. Yeah. And also then all these covers become so unmemorable. It's like we remember all those covers probably up until. Hannah Jeter. No. Remember when Kate Upton got three covers?

Yep. But like, they were so like crazy and sexy. And like her tits were just, not to be like disgusting, but like they were just like voluptuous and she was here, like she was really out here representing the big titty committee and like, and then Hannah Jeter where her bathing suit like was almost all over her vagina. Like they are memorable. And I remember the three girls.

And I've definitely forgotten. Some are memorable, but I've forgotten a lot. I don't even remember what Kim's looked like. Yeah, it looks like her Instagram. Ever since we've had a hodgepodge mania over at Sports Illustrated Covers, I can't think of the last iconic one that I've seen. But I will say I think Megan Fox's is stunning is the best of this year yeah she looks insane I love the bathing suit or whatever outfit whatever it is I

think she looks great yeah no there's I don't have a critique of any of the selects or any of the photos but it does seem like a little right yeah you know yeah but like if they are gonna do four meh. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But like if they are gonna do four then I Great. It's a great four. Great four. But let's

like the four. But I'm team one. I'm team one as well. But if I have to play on team four okay. Great. Yeah.

I wanna be like GBT make a prediction. Okay. Actually no. I it's a bad prediction. I take it back. Well

Cause I was gonna say like honestly Sierra from Summer house is like in her modeling era like she should be next year but she just signed a thing with victoria's secret that's why i was like in my brain and she would never she can't do both got it i also i'm curious to see who's gonna be on the inside of the magazine and who are the rookies are for next year yeah and i don't think they're gonna go back to one no no no if no. If anything, they'll be six. They'll be six. Because for a while it was like three. Yeah.

Then four. And you know what happens after four? What? Five. Mind blown. Yeah. I told you four is a tricky number. I know.

I know. But it's one they chose and it's one they got. And it's one we got. And they all look great. Should have been us But you know How frightening would that be But we're frightening Yeah

Yeah Trust and believe Nobody needs to see that Yeah And then I wonder Or does everybody need to see that No I think they're good Yeah

If they shot me from Like the breasts up I would do it Yeah I want to see the inside of like the rest i'm not gonna get the magazine and i also wonder like how sales are when it's four do they actually care who sells the most or it's just like i totally forgot that this was like a print initiative because also i just i now i'm realizing i've been seeing some people people post sports illustrated

like announcements all year long yeah and i never know like when the cover is coming. Right. No, because I follow Melissa Wood and she was a rookie or something. She's included this year. So I've been like following her journey for like literally months. I follow Nicole Williams English from WAGS. She's a model and she was pregnant this year and she did Sports Illustrated pregnant. And the pictures were awesome. It didn't dawn on me that like, oh, I'm waiting for the cover. Right, right, right.

Because when there's, it's like a little bit of a letdown when there's like so much hoopla all year. So it's like, it's not this big reveal. And there's four. And then also you have the people posting their old pictures. So I'm like, what's new?

Is this current? Like, but here it is. That's like a storyline on the other two. So he gets like one movie and he posts happy one month since Night Nurse came out. Literally, and he has like all these drafts scheduled to like the one year anniversary. And he's like one movie and he posts happy one month since Night Nurse came out. Literally. And he has like all these drafts scheduled to like the one year anniversary.

And he's like losing followers like mad. And his mom literally has to sit him down and be like, you have to stop. Like for all the castmates, happy birthday, Beanie Feldstein. Loved working with you on Night Nurse. That's so funny. Molly Shannon sits him down. It's like, you have to make me a promise. Like you, she gives him a hundred thousand dollars because he's being blackmailed.

She's like, I'll give you this money, but you have to stop posting about Night Nurse. And that's like, it's so real. That's what people do who have like one thing. One thing going on. And they wish every castmate a happy birthday or somebody gets married and they're like, congratulations, Beanie Feldstein. Loved working with you on Night Nurse. Yeah.

It's so funny. That is really funny. And you watch his followers like drop every time he posts. It's so funny. Well, congrats to all the models and celebrities. And the grads. And the grads. They're still graduating.

They are. That they are. What are your thoughts on the college graduation weekends being over Mother's Day? I mean, I can understand there's only so many weekends and all the colleges have to split them. But as a mother now, like it's wrong. But it's also like. You're celebrating your kid.

It forces the family to be together. It's actually like, I was thinking about that this weekend because I saw people. I follow Jessica Seinfeld and she was out at Duke with her daughter celebrating. You think it's two birds, one stone. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's interesting that, you know, graduation is on Mother's Day. But is it so bad the family's all together? Taking a trip to North Carolina or wherever it is.

As long as the ceremony's not on Sunday. As long as the ceremony's not on Sunday. As long as the ceremony is not on Sunday, yes. Let's talk about worse human experiences than sitting through the calling of the names. Sitting through a graduation period. Unless it's like a middle school. That seems like cute to me. Oh, adorable.

I feel like even high school, I feel like just college graduations because like your family hasn't been around for any of it it's like where are we who are these people yeah like what and you get like four tickets and like everyone's grandma aunts uncles and third cousin comes in and like waits outside yeah no for your graduation was far and away the worst one because olivia margo and i all went to nyu and they do it by school so it's like it's much smaller and at least like we don't have to travel anywhere like it was just like a torturous afternoon yours was a torturous

weekend and the actual graduation was like thousands and thousands of people it's like a real college graduation for sure but it's actually a small school compared to yes University of Michigan but like compared to NYU it's enormous because like we would be it would be done by school in NYU like we went to the Beacon Theater. Beacon Theater only seats like a thousand people. Okay. Your thing was in like a massive, I think it was on the lawn, you know? No, it was in like the sports center.

It was fucking huge. And did they call the names? Yeah, they called the names. They called the names. So we waited till mine and then we walked out. And God forbid, you know, our name was spelled Ashery. No, it's Oshry with an O. At least it's not Zry with an o at least

it's not zoshry okay it might as well have been honestly to wait till oh i thank god you weren't married wine rub oh my god oh uh but it was a fun weekend yeah yeah yeah we got lit i agree the ceremony is just dreadful dreadful never ending dreadful i'm so glad we're like out of that phase of our lives like we're all graduated from college yeah well happy happy graduation grads you did yeah i hope you enjoy your ceremonies now that we've ruined it are you ready for our next story no because i will not participate in the tearing down of a successful woman. Well, not today, I won't. Over the weekend, or was it? Yeah, like Friday. An article dropped that the Kelly Clarkson show

is a traumatizing workplace run by monster. One monster. Right, and so when you read that headline, who would you assume is the monster at the top of the Kelly Clarkson show? Who would you assume? Knowing not what you know about Kelly Kelly right and also who would you assume given like everything we've learned about some problematic

daytime talk show hosts over the last few years right so I was actually thinking last night like I will go back and watch our dissection of the the Ellen report and compare it to our dissection of the Kelly report but the thing is like Ellen being like a mean person is like the most believable narrative Kelly being evil is quite literally unbelievable Kelly would have to walk up to me and punch me in the face even then I'd be like even if I say it was it was involuntary spasm no even then I would say I probably needed it yeah no like for real but anyways Rolling Stone like dropped an expose about the Kelly Clarkson show. It's toxic behind the scenes, staffers say. They're overworked and underpaid.

According to 11 current and former employees, the talk show host is fantastic, but a number of the show's producers make employees' lives hell. So they reiterate a few times throughout the article that the staffers think that Kelly has no idea about like people being unhappy in her workplace, but that there is like a top producer who's just known for making the workplace miserable she's worked on other shows and done this like and the staffers are sometimes like crying on like in the stairwell or on the roof or something on the roof right that said on the roof I did read the stairwell but perhaps the roof as well there are only so many places that you can get I remember

going up on the roof of the stage to cry being like oh my gosh what am i doing why am i putting myself through this i just want to say for that particular anecdote they didn't share what sent her to the room right to cry um so there's just like a lot of crying broad sweeping accusations i didn't get a lot of in like exact instances of what the crimes were. When you compare it to Ellen, there were like so many instances of like the exact, she made fun of my nail polish, like people sharing the anecdotes with so many details.

Yeah. And I just don't buy it. Kelly has an executive producer whose name is Alex Dutta and the staffers are like kind of attributing all of it to her while Kelly's face is on the article and her name is in the headline. Right, and God forbid they is Alex Dutta and the staffers are like kind of attributing all of it to her while Kelly's face is on the article and her name is in the headline right and god forbid they put Alex Dutta in the headline they said former employees say the toxic behavior behind the scene starts with Dutta who shields Clarkson from what staffers say they're enduring because of the climate Dutta created the former employee says quote I think Dutta's a monster I have really

hard to like read this article Dutta yeah I have a friend who's an executive producer who warned me about taking this job, but apparently she has done this on every show that she's worked on. So it sounds like the article is more an analysis on the Dutta workplace as opposed to the Clarkson workplace. And I don't appreciate, you know,

anyone using Kelly's good name to boost their article. I don't. No, I don't. But here's some more quotes because this former employee says, Kelly is fantastic. She's a person who never treats anyone with anything but dignity and is incredibly appreciative. I would be shocked if she knew.

I'd be floored if she knew the staff wasn't getting paid for two weeks of Christmas hiatus. Oh, damn. The Kelly that I interacted with and everyone knows would probably be aghast to learn that. Yeah. One former employee says they recently quit working at the show because a producer who reports to Dutta yelled and cursed at them multiple times on stage

they say they developed so much anxiety from the way they were treated at work that they would regularly vomit and exhibit physical signs of sickness they say the job deteriorated my mental health well it's good that you quit it's not okay um but like what i thought i a second former employee says they took a leave of absence because their mental health was also suffering they say they were bullied and intimidated by producers who went out of their way to make staffers feel scared to ask questions and get their work done according to the staffer this prompted them to take a month away from the job and see a psychiatrist for the first time in their life because they truly couldn't handle it mentally then you also have to think about like what work they're doing at the kelly clarkson show right it it seems it's like

they're in the marines with right right yelling and the screaming and it's like girl we're just singing in the middle of the day we're kelly okiing our way to five o'clock in the middle of the day like stop yelling yeah no people need to calm no down i think like everyone really needs to like constantly be reminding themselves no matter what it is like it's not that deep like why are you yelling like why is this such a high pressure work environment right this is a joyful daytime talk show hosted by america's sweetheart like calm down producers calm down that's such a good point and why are you yelling i'm sure there's a lot of work that goes into a show and so much behind the scenes but like kelly gets on and she lights up and a conversation takes

place like let the chips fall where they're made you don't need to like micromanage Kelly micromanage people and like yell at them on their fucking power trip about your little singing show no that's the thing with like human nature but also I think people who like work in entertainment it's like the first taste of power like they turn into monsters well that's kind of people in general yeah but i also think that like what they think that they're doing on these shows is life-saving so important and like we have to make this this right like everyone just calm down yeah the show will go on the show yeah because kelly's a pro right and as long as we have kelly like we need not be yelling we need not be yelly yelly clarkson no So I feel bad for Kelly. I woke up on Saturday.

She released a statement. She put out like some text on font. Right. And said like that she had no idea. And obviously like that she doesn't stand for any of this. Of course. We knew that she didn't. We didn't think that she did.

I never once would think, oh yeah, this is like a Kelly approved environment. No. would think oh yeah this is like a kelly approved environment no but i just i you know i i really i don't take lightly the usage of kelly's name and likeness to generate clicks for this story but i also feel like it's the only way for these people to be heard to be heard because they did lodge tons of complaints with hr that didn didn't change the tone of the workplace. And like, how does that happen? Are there HR agencies like in place so things like this don't happen? And NBC, this is like the most corporate ass shit.

Like you can't, you know, everything is on record. What's the point? Right. Like HR, like do your, literally do your job. Yeah. So I guess if there was an article that came out, like Alex Dutta is a mean boss. We'd be like,

who fucking cares? We wouldn't make it to the fast five. So they have to use Kelly's name for visibility. I get it, but I don't appreciate it. No, I don't appreciate it either. Because I will not,

I will not join this bandwagon. Like I will not, because people who just read this article, just read this headline, like move on with their lives and then see it posted everywhere else it gets picked up

it was a Rolling Stone exclusive but it gets picked up everywhere. Well just now move forward like thinking Kelly Clarkson is a mean woman. Yeah. And I don't take that lightly. And I know that that's not true.

Same. I just know it in my bones. I know it in my bones too. And also like they're literally saying that she's not. And you know what they're literally saying

in the article Kelly is the nicest sweetest person she's exactly who you think she is. You have no idea this is going on. But let me tell you something. I love Kelly, and I didn't even read the article. No one reads the article.

No, I read the article so that I could have Kelly's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I read it ready to defend Kelly. We just wrote, defend me. And thankfully, there was nothing in there. That was indefensible. That made me question my Stanhood. Even the smallest bit of anything.

We stand harder than we did before. Because they're. They're saying she's an amazing person. And this is a transitional time for Kelly. We reported last week. Her show is permanently moving to 30 Rock in New York. And I think it's a great time to shake things up. Shake it up Chicago.

Get rid of Alex. Hire us. And we'll. We'll get that place running like a well-oiled machine for sure but I also feel like this Alex woman I mean she's not a public figure she didn't respond to their questions for comment but like if Kelly's talking to all her producers like it's a conversation like what the fuck's going on like she might be like these people were literally so terrible at their job. They couldn't get like one plus one equals sock done. Like someone has to move and shake them.

Give her a chance. Like I would like to hear her side of the story. I would like to too. But it also sounds like this is just like, this is her MO. And perhaps why she's so successful that she got this job and she's done this at other places. It's like her thing.

Like she's like a wench monster. Yeah. Sometimes it takes a wench monster. To get a show, all the Emmys and all the success and accolades that Kelly's has had thus far. Yeah.

But for me, I'm just like, no, Kelly's the reason for the season. Obviously. Because there are some shows that are like, it feels more like ensemble, you know?

Yep. But this is, like this show is a success because of Kelly's heart and soul. Agreed. And voice. And I would argue that so much of the success of kelly's show has to do with their presence on social media like

whoever's running that department is clearly like a young like with it person they absolutely crush it you should hear from that person they're the reason why like kelly's so relevant on tiktok now why people like flock to her covers and like her the videos of her like covering her Kelly Oki go so viral I want to hear from that person because they work for the workplace yeah but they're very good at their job what's their experience been like I would love to hear from them as well I'll find them on LinkedIn care comment for the toast do it I've done it already it's it's done. If you know the person who does Kelly social. Reach out to us. We'll keep it private.

We're just curious. Yeah. We're just nosy. Yeah, we are curious. We have to get to the bottom of this in order to clear our girl's name. Right. You're not going to drag her through the mud and we're going to sit back and not ask questions. Right.

Leave Kelly alone. Yeah. I just can't believe she had to wake up and post Yeah. I just, I can't believe she had to like wake up and post that. I know. She's like at a really unique place in her life where she's so unbelievably successful and famous. And she's never had to post like a words note app,

like statement screenshot. And I hate that we've gotten to this place. Yeah. And I think it's more of a statement on society that we got to a place where Kelly Clarkson had to do that and act at such like a low brow like disgusting level of behavior um it's just it's it's it's a stunning indictment on the culture it is it is it is oh are you ready for our next story yeah Taylor Swift puts a pause on bad blood to tell a security guard to lay off a fan at a Philadelphia show.

Well, actually, I think the whole point of why the story went so viral is that she didn't pause because baby, now we got bad blood. Hey, you know, we used to get mad love. Hey, stop. She wasn't doing anything. She literally didn't stop. She didn't pause. So Taylor's going viral.

She goes viral every weekend for some cute moment or this or that at the show. She gave the hat to Bejeweled star yep but this oh and by the way we got more information because you and I were talking about like what does it mean if he like used her chore she used his choreography like and he was making a lot of tiktoks this weekend saying you know uh as a part of you know him using her dance he got free tickets um but he also said that they had Taylor Nation which is Taylor's management company had reached out to him before the Eris tour began and asked for his approval to use his choreography to which he said emphatically yes that's very sweet yeah so they you know crossed all their I's and dotted all their T's totally crossed all their T's and dotted all their I's yeah um so she went viral this weekend because

she was performing Bad Blood and she saw something offstage, I guess, what a fan was being. Like harassed. Yeah. Just getting in trouble with the security guard. And Taylor was like seeing the situation and seeing that the fan did nothing. Right. She did nothing wrong.

Right. And. That was a perfect reenactment. So like she literally is talking to the security guard, yelling at him in the middle of Bad Blood in between the lyrics. And then the security guard was escorted out and then the girl spoke out what did she say she let everyone know that of course taylor gives her her tickets for the following night which was last night to relive the experience because it was ruined and she just said like we were just like living like we were jumping and screaming and

dancing and we were touching like the barricade and like every time we would come within an inch this guy was just like he had it like out for us and was just like harassing us like we were jumping and screaming and dancing and we were touching like the barricade and like every time we would come within an inch like this guy was just like he had it like out for us and was just like harassing us. Like we were just being joyful and lovely and everyone around us was like what the fuck. Like he just had it out for us. He was being a stickler. He was being a stickler like for nothing. Yeah. And she was like shooketh when Taylor noticed you know like there's 70,000 people in a stadium. I mean this weekend was like so crazy for Taylor.

She did three shows, which some weekends she does two. She did three in Philly. Obviously, Pennsylvania is her home state. So like maybe there's more fanfare for her there. And each night there was like between 10 and 20,000 people standing outside the stadium just listening. That's crazy. That is crazy.

She probably could have done like 10 shows. I read somewhere, I don't know if this is true, like if she actually met the demand for every single person who wanted a ticket, she would have to do 900 stadium shows. That's crazy. That's crazy. But Philly in particular this weekend was nuts. I think that's also because Philly's like a little nuts, you know, grease the poles.

Yeah, no, and they like, they go hard for something that they're passionate about. It's true, they do. They feel strongly about their passions and passionately about their passions. And they take their passion project seriously which is something we relate to right on a deep level right so it was like uh a great it wound up being a good moment for taylor but you can actually see she was like pissed and i felt like it like threw her it would have thrown me like to see to like be like and i don't think she thought i mean everything she does in every show like literally every burp like goes viral right but it's become so it's not just going viral in the the swift universe like it's national news

and i think it's national news because the way she did it was like low-key funny like she's so professional like she did not stop the song but she was like she stayed on beat she likes the beat and now it's become you know it used to be mad love hey stop she wasn't doing anything like it was it was musical yeah it was it had a nice ring to it it did i wonder if people now at the following shows are going to start singing there are certain things in the swifty community we're like totally if you're in the know like when she sings delicate at a certain point everybody you know chants one two three let's go bitch oh what is that oh it's I've seen some captions it was very my caption someone else too someone else in your group it was a very

organic thing I don't know how it exactly started I think somebody just filmed a video of themselves at the reputation concert and she was like is it cool that I said all that is it because you know that it's delicate and the guy was just like one two three let's go bitch and then it started to spread so much that people just started saying it themselves and now it's like at the concert at that point in delicate you just say it in bad blood it's just become a thing where she's like band-aids don't fix bullet holes you say sorry just for show if you live like that you live with ghosts and then she did a remix with Kendrick Lamar. And so everybody always sings, you forgive, you forget, but you never let it go. Oh, so the whole crowd.

Now it's just like a thing people do. There's just like, and now it's going to become a thing where she's like, maybe now we got bad. But stop, she wasn't doing anything. I'm calling it. People are going to start doing that. They should. A hundred percent. It's hilarious.

They should. But also Taylor's making just just she's all over the headlines she was with matt healy in new york all weekend like these two are dating it's not ai generated they're dating deal with it and he was at the shows he was sitting in a suite actually with her parents you know there's like that vip tent on the floor jennifer lawrence was there this weekend. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban. Gigi, I think, went again. Bo Burnham was there, just, you know, fueling even more rumors that he's dating Phoebe Bridgers. Blake Lively and the kids.

So it was like a star-studded affair. Got it. And he was not in a tent. He was in a suite. Yeah, that was my point. Yeah, he went up to a suite. Maybe he wanted to sit down. Yeah.

Yeah. And her mom was there, too. And, And you know so many good songs came out of this weekend. I was particularly crushed Forever and Always. That's like one of my favorites. But you know I love Forever and Always, but I really love Forever and Always the piano version. And with the Secret song she does one guitar and one piano. And I think she did Forever and Always on the guitar, which I would have loved the piano version, but whatever I wasn't even there. She did Gold Rush which there were a couple songs that people could

have guessed. Gold Rush was one of them. With my Eagles t-shirt hanging from your door. And people were never sure if she meant Eagles football team or Eagles the band. But this pretty much confirmed she meant football team. And yesterday was Mother's Day and you know Taylor is obsessed with her mom and she wrote the best date for her mom and she sang it and she cried and like honestly I got like choked up. Oh my god I haven't seen the video. You'll get choked up too.

I would get so choked up. I'll send you a TikTok. Yesterday was the best day. I know. It's such a great Mother's Day song but it's too good. It's too raw. She got choked up when she was like

daddy's smart, oh no, and you're the, why can't I remember it? You're the prettiest lady in the whole wide world it was so freaking cute and you know she like loves her mom and like it was just that's really sweet I'm sure there were a lot of mothers and daughters there together like Bethany and her daughter went yes Bethany was making so much content she enjoyed herself I'm glad which is like hard for her these days she has to criticize everything but she didn't have anything bad to say oh Brian the points guy was at the show on um Saturday hard launching his new boyfriend I don't know if everybody saw it on Instagram I was shook

I was like okay we're just hard launching and he was like what does that mean everyone's saying it to me I'm like oh god I'll call you later um and he was I spoke to him yesterday he was like I went deaf like he and I guess like when we were in the suite like we missed like maybe a lot of the noise he was like there was one point after champagne problems where like everyone was cheering he was like I thought my eardrum was going to burst he was like I was plugging my ears it was the craziest thing and Brian was just like it was so crazy to see someone have like 60,000 people in the palm of their hands he was like if she had said everyone turn to the person next to you and kill them like like they would have. That's like Kingsman. Yeah.

He was like, it was so crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, great weekend for Taylor. Great weekend for everyone. For mothers. For everyone. I agree.

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jeremy allen white is like the older brother he's so hot like if you watch a show like you're just in love with him okay okay but like in a very you know tortured artist kind of way and everyone was just kind of like who's jeremy allen gonna like date you know and then a few years ago it was like oh he's actually gonna marry this girl they have a baby and it's like it's not that exciting they're very private and it's like I mean hearts were breaking everywhere when Jeremy Allen White announced this but you know people were into it they have like a very artsy life they're always like taking artsy photos and they're very private but they give people a little bit and people started to stan it was really sweet they just like had a baby fell in love and like he wasn't gonna you know

play the Hollywood dating game. And we were crushed, but we were happy for him. And then yesterday, his wife posted on Instagram for Mother's Day, like talking about being a single mom. And we're like, wait, what? You're married. No, you're not. He commented like supportive, you know, but they're not together anymore.

They're not together anymore. It was a very hard launch of a divorce. She filed for divorce. People has confirmed. She filed on Thursday, according to court documents, which is like a little crazy that then she posted to Instagram on Sunday. Well,

yeah. Cause if you file on Thursday, like are you a single mom? No, that was a different question that you had, but I'm just saying like they got away with their filing. Nobody was looking for it. So, like, they could have extended.

They wanted people to look. Unless they've been separated for so long, they're like, how did you bitches not figure it out? Right, right, right. Here we go. Right, right, right. But they do have two daughters, Ezra and Dolores. So, I just can't hear the name Dolores without thinking of Catania. Like, she owns that name.

This is, you know, this is sad. It's always sad when a family breaks up, you know. He commented, so it's clear that they're not, you know, any bad blood or anything. Hey, stop. She wasn't doing anything. Now it obviously just like opens the door for, you know, who does Jeremy Allen White date next? Taylor Swift. Okay.

He's like, I think way shorter than her. He's like not that tall. Taylor's so tall. So underrated. She is tall. She might even be like a little taller than Matt Healy, but it doesn't like really matter because he's still tall. Jeremy Allen White is like a short king, but he's like really hot.

Okay. And he's like, I think he's also like. He's 32. Oh, okay. She's what? 30, like three or 32. Yeah. 1989.

Right. Do the math. Do the math. 33. Depending on her birthday it's december 33 33 it's still it's not a it's not a match okay he's very artsy like his instagram is all black and white she likes artists yeah but like i think he might consider her like too mainstream you know he sounds like he gives me like toxic nyu student vibes you know okay like the kids in my class let me check my list i don You know Okay Like the kids in my class

Let me check my list I don't know if I have any art girls on there You also do need to update the list You know who's art girl that's single Who This is so random But just because it's art John Mulaney's ex-wife

Anna Marie Tendler Okay like I don't know if Is it too much art I don't know She gives me like older vibes How old is she Google Maybe she just gives me that older vibes. How old is she? Google.

Maybe she just gives me that vibe because she was like married for a while. Yeah. She is 37. Okay. But she's short. You can add her to the list too. She's short. We love that.

We could add her to the list. Okay, girls. Jeremy Allen White and Khloe. No. Aza Gonzalez. No. Selena Gomez. No. Selena Gomez. No.

Lori Harvey. I don't hate it, but continue. Minka Kelly is dating someone, right? She was last seen with the Imagine Dragons singer, Dan. And they were like, we haven't heard anything. Okay. Question mark next to her name. Apparently she just came out with a memoir that is so good.

Really? I saw that it's the best celebrity memoir of the year. Whoa gotta add it to my I love her by the way when I was driving through Frisco basically all there is in Frisco is car dealerships I have Jeremy Allen's girlfriend and I just want to say I felt like Lila Garrity continue Florence Pugh Florence Pugh there so it's settled he'll marry Florence case closed the end I'll put him on the list just in case. Because it's nice to know like who's not. Even if she starts dating someone. Like he's not wifed up.

Yeah. No. He's like an interesting fella. But you only get off the list really like when you get engaged. I agree. So speaking of the list and eligible people. Our fifth and final story are kind of like the two most eligible bachelors and bachelorette getting together and being together in a very real way who kendall jenner

and bad oh yeah sit courtside at the lakers playoff game amid rumored romance stop calling it a rumor like no they literally like made out on the horse out on the court it's not a rumor they went to coachella they've been spot on like 11 dates amid romance. They literally are like always leaving a party together. Like they're. They couldn't have been more clear with us. There's. And we're all sitting here being like, well, are they? It's a rumor that they're together.

Oh my God. Why do they keep calling it that? Seriously. I don't know. I need to understand. It's infuriating. So they were photographed side by side in high spirits at the Lakers versus Golden State Warriors playoff game on Friday. Oh, I guess that's who's also in the playoffs.

That's like a good matchup. California. Yeah. It's been like very buzzy. Yeah, because the Kardashians were there. That's why. But also because it's like L.A. Yeah.

And the Lakers. And like Steph Curry. They have so many celebrity fans. On the other team. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and I think LeBron is on the Lakers, right? Yeah, that sounds right. So it's like very buzzy. Very buzzy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh and I think LeBron is on the Lakers right? Yeah that sounds right.

So it's like very buzzy. Very buzzy. Yeah. Hard to get tickets. Also Kendall and Bad were both wearing snakeskin boots. What does it mean? What does it mean? I wonder if they coordinated that.

Like it's kind of cool. Or are just like snakeskin boots like so in right now that like. Do you think when you're in a celebrity couple. You coordinate outfits. Your stylists like might talk about what you guys are wearing at this level of dating maybe I would be shocked if they do at this level of dating I understand if you're like a couple a solidified couple engaged certainly married yeah but like to be in a rumored romance like we're gonna coordinate outfits I kind of think it's just a coincidence yeah that's fair um but this just

whole week or like two the Kardashians have been at like every game like with North and they're like rooting for Tristan yeah so Kim and North went to the Lakers game and North had a sign yeah they said Tristan and I guess it's like cute because like he's like kind of her uncle in like a weird way like like not but like yeah yeah and true And it's True's dad. And it's her cousin's dad. But do you think that this means anything like in terms of Chloe and Tristan?

I'm going to say no. Okay. Because Chloe would have been there and like why not Chloe go to one game. Right. Actually I don't think she could deal with the

The pressure. When she used to go to Lamar's games she would say like every time that she went people would be like they lost. Chloe's a curse.

And she would talk on the show about how like it really made her feel bad. That one thing but another is just chloe doesn't like being in the public eye anymore like when you watch new kardashians like she had so much anxiety around red carpets even when they like went to miami just like walking from the car to the restaurant like those pictures give so she's not going to sit courtside and be evaluated for three hours yeah and north is like taking a front you know a pro tristan stan she's no she's taking like a main character role in the family these days between like her tiktok and like kim takes

her everywhere now maybe she kim thinks she's like old enough for it but like she's kind of like putting the family on her back yeah she would say so for sure for sure so but nori's black book yeah uh but it feels like an intentional shift like kim has like put north now like very forward-facing oh she brought her to that award that yes and she stole the show yeah and they had that like high fashion week in yeah milan right last year yeah it's like maybe it's like a like a coming of age like like about mitzvah nine no i know i don't know i just think it's like a coming of age, like a bat mitzvah. But she's like nine. No, I know. I don't know. I'm just saying it's like these are North's interests,

and then everything that like North and Kim do attracts attention. Maybe, maybe. You know? Yeah. Because then she's also just a kid going to Katy Perry with her friends. So true. On a private jet and going on stage. Now, you know, Taylor's tour takes L.A.

Like she, I think she's doing like seven shows, maybe six. And it's just been so interesting because there are so many celebrities who like outwardly love Taylor, but there are so many celebrities who have

like been very outspoken in their dislike for her, had beef with her. Who had beef with her, who she has beef with. Right, right. Like Katy Perry's been resolved.

Like she has beef with Kim. She has beef with like Demi Lovato. She has like beef with the most random people. She has beef with Pink,

which is like so weird. Like Pink just like went off on her on Watched Robbins Live one year. And LA is like so weird like pink just like went off on her and watch happens live one year um and la is like this obviously this hub of celebrity and i'm so curious to see like which celebrities will be at the la shows like kim has been like posting videos over the last like two years where she's like working out or getting glam and in the background there's like taylor swift music playing like almost feeling like intentional yeah i feel like the

only way that any of the kardashians like go go to Taylor Swift is like if Khloe takes some of the girls because I feel like Khloe listens to her the most just based on like what I've seen okay and also like her vibe like Khloe's vibe is very like lover Taylor yeah you know so true um and so I don't think Kim Kim cannot go Kim could not but and I don't think they could go like they're they could be patrons of SoFi Stadium they could buy a box and the Azovs like own the stadium right and that's their close family friends yeah so yeah they could just like get a box like buy tickets it doesn't have to be like a coordinated they don't have to talk Taylor's camp tree pain it's not like Taylor's camp and Kim's camp got you know together tree

and Tracy don't have to talk right right right I would love if they did but I don't think that they will um so they can go and it can mean nothing yeah just like the girls like Taylor Swift right we're not going to deny them because of the parents drama like there's no way none of the grandkids most of them are girls don't like there's not one of them who's not a super fan yeah like I could so see Penelope being like a super fan no Penelope seems more um is that she's in her reputation era yeah totally but I feel like she's yeah she's more like into like Travis's music than she would be yeah maybe like Dream no or um Chicago Chicago yeah even North if North likes Katy Perry like yeah how would she not like Taylor unless she's not allowed to listen to it right Right. Is there like an embargo in the house?

I don't think they would do that. Me neither. Because Kim listens. Yeah. I just don't know how you could be like a fan of things and not be a fan of Taylor Swift. Yeah. No, I think if it's going to happen, Khloe takes some of the kids. That's a good prediction.

Yeah. Maybe one other. Maybe like. Maybe Kourtney. Honestly, like Kourtney's like such a mom. She doesn't care about anything other than her kids' happiness. I know, but I don't think. I think Khloe's more of a Taylor fan than, than Courtney would be. And maybe Khloe goes with, like.

Malika. Do Kendall and Taylor have beef? Well, Kendall and Taylor were friends. Were friends at one point. Like, via Gigi. Yeah, but she went on stage at 1989. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is so crazy.

So maybe, like, Khloe and Kendall take the girls. Or Khloe and Kendall. But I feel like Kendall. I'm sure Stormaloo loves her. For sure. I think actually in terms of all the girls who have like the weirdest relationship with Kendall. Like I mean with Taylor.

Kendall's is probably the weirdest. Like up there with Kim. Because they were friends. Because they were friends. And you know in Paris. The song on Midnight. I like feel like that opening line. Your ex friend's sister met someone at a club and he kissed her

turns out it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago some wannabe c-lister I just feel like that's your ex friend's sister like okay oh so she's Taylor is your yeah your ex friend's by the way the context of the song is like somebody's saying this to Taylor okay she's like did you hear and then Taylor's like no I didn't but thanks. But thanks though. Okay. So your ex-friend's sister, Kendall. Kendall's sister. No, your ex-friend is Kim. Oh no, sorry. Yeah.

Your ex-friend is Kendall. Sister. Any of them. Any of them. Was it a club? Yeah. And made out with someone to be C-lister. Kylie?

I don't know. It could be anyone. Yeah. I just feel like there's a lot of weirdness. I feel like an underrated Weird relationship Is Kendall and Taylor Everyone says Kim and Taylor But Kendall was friends with her

When that whole thing went down Yeah And then Gigi But they weren't the best of friends No but then Gigi's In this like weird ass place Where like she's really good friends With Kendall

But of course like Sisters with Taylor Same with her and Selina Because Selina was spotted out Like a few times with Zayn Yeah But like Kendall and Gigi Are like so right No sorry I can't keep these people's names Selina. Because Selina was spotted out like a few times with Zayn. Yeah.

But like Kendall and Gigi are like so right. No sorry. I can't keep these people's names. Gigi and Taylor are like sisters. Like there's no breaking them up. Yeah. But there is a lot of crossover. Then like Kendall and Hailey are such good friends.

Hailey, Selina, Taylor. Hailey, Selina, Taylor. There's like Young Hollywood is so fascinating. Kendall, Selena, Haley. Right. Gigi. And then there's the other layer of the weekend.

Haley. No. Selena, Taylor, Bella. Like it just, it never ends. Yeah.

Incestuous. Yeah. But Taylor's just kind of like, like out of it, you know? Yeah. I mean, she's 33. I think she knows who her real friends are. Right. I just kind of like, like out of it, you know? Yeah, I mean, she's 33. I think she knows who her real friends are.

Right. I think she doesn't, she's probably like most people, like I don't care to make more friends. Yeah. And she has a really big group and circle of friends. Right.

And so many people love her. And it's gotten smaller. Right, like I'm good. But I don't think that keeps her up. Like how am I going to win Kendall's friendship back? You know, every time like she's seen out with a celeb or like someone has come to the show,

she doesn't like do that girl gang thing anymore. So I don't really know like who she's on good terms with. So it's like I was so happy to see Jennifer Lawrence and her are good. I think it's like the people who she hangs out with in her time off. Like when she was walking down the street with the Hames and. You know, those people are obvious. But like Jennifer Lawrence. Acquaintance.

No, but like she was at the show this weekend. Like they're good. It's nice to see. Because there was like the breakup of that girl group, you know. Was Jennifer Lawrence in it No She's kind of irrelevant And actually

She's hugely close With the Kardashians Right Right I guess you could have Friends who don't get along I think that's extremely mature Yeah

As long as they don't Bother you about it Right Like get you involved Ugh leave me alone Yeah So toxic So that's your fast five

I feel like all of them Were You needed to know all of them were, you needed to know all of them except that bullshit about Kelly. Those lies were just. Yeah, you didn't need to know the lies but you do need to know that people are telling lies about Kelly

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