The Toast - Doven Head Deep: Thursday, June 15th, 2023

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy, uh, what is it? Thursday. Oh, is that great? Thank God. Ugh, and it's an even better Thursday because this sexy piece of ass has joined me in studio today. It's true.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Hey, sexy piece of ass, how you doing? I'm doing great. Sexy piece of ass, how you doing? I'm doing good. It's my husband, the one and only Ben Soffer, boy with no job, host of the Good Guys podcast, founder of Sprint Society. How you doing? It's a pretty good, pretty good list, you know?
Starting point is 00:00:27 Yeah. Founder of Sprint Society, host of Good Guys podcast, best friend to host of the Toast podcast, butler. To host of the Toast podcast? Butler to host of the Toast podcast, masseuse to host of the Toast podcast, lover. Lover. Hey, sexy. How you doing?
Starting point is 00:00:44 Hey, darling. I'm doing great. I was just complaining to you that I'm a little bit soreast podcast, lover. Lover. Hey, sexy. How are you doing? Hey, darling. I'm doing great. I was just complaining to you that I'm a little bit sore. Yeah, no, and I can't, I never grow tired of hearing you complain. It's our love language. I don't know if anybody's noticed, but I am looking rather slender these days. And do you think it has anything to do with your intramural alumni basketball league that started?
Starting point is 00:01:00 No, I think it has to do with the fact that I'm eating far less. But after doing very limited physical activity over the last six months, I've, I think it has to do with the fact that I'm eating far less. But after doing very limited physical activity over the last six months, I've dove in, dove in? I dived. No, it's dived, but past tense. Doven? What are you trying to say? I've dove in head deep. Interesting, right? I've dived head deep. I dived head deep previously. What? You know what I mean? Are we speaking English?
Starting point is 00:01:29 No, I'm just saying doven. What? I've doven head deep into basketball. What's head deep? Isn't that a thing? You dive head first. I think it's head deep. No, what the hell is head deep?
Starting point is 00:01:46 I've dove head first. Is it not? Sure. No, keep just get the sentence out. Into basketball again. Most of you don't know, but I am just an unbelievable player. I wouldn't say you're an unbelievable player. I would say you're an unbelievable shooter. Ben's like this, you know, firecracker, you know, they toss him the ball. He's behind the three. And most of the time you hit those threes really well. But I've been to a lot of your games and I always say like, if you were on my team, I would hate you. You never run back to play defense. Yes, I do. You never pass. You just wait in like your spot for somebody to throw you the ball. And sometimes they do and you shoot it. But if not, like you're useless to the team. And I think some of the members of your intramural league uh would agree with me well
Starting point is 00:02:28 I went into an intramural league today I have a charity basketball tournament oh yeah I forgot about tonight big vision look it up donate great cause uh and so like I'm really just like playing a lot and then all of a sudden I'm laying in bed and I'm like holy shit my whole body hurts yeah my back my legs my arms yeah and part of you thinks am I dying like is this some kind of rare disease that has all of a sudden entered my body like that is making me like have atrophy and lose everything and all of a sudden I'm wasting away and you're just gonna wake up and look next to me and I'm gonna be dead but then I work by time but then but then I remember that I'm playing basketball and I haven't done that. So more likely than not, the soreness is coming from basketball, not from a rare disease.
Starting point is 00:03:15 You never know. You never know. Now let's dive in. Let's dove in first. That was so dumb. No, that was like- What's wrong with me? That was embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Was it? No, no, no. What about, like, what's wrong with me that was embarrassing was it no no no what about like there's nothing with dovin let's dive into your first game so i i sometimes go to your intramural league games because you know you guys are a bunch of old guys and i think like oh maybe some of the other wives will be there where the fuck are these wives nobody ever comes every time i go i feel like such a loser. I'm not coming anymore. Where's the support? There were no wives. There's no support. Everyone on your team is old and you guys lost because you were playing to a bunch of young guys.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah. So I figure everyone on your team has a wife or a girlfriend or a fiance. And where the hell were they? No clue. They're not supportive. Therefore, I'm not supportive. Nowhere to be seen. Nowhere to be seen.
Starting point is 00:04:01 But yes, first game, we unfortunately lost. We could have won. We should have won how much did you lose by? I think we ended up losing by 16 so close at one point
Starting point is 00:04:10 we were down by 30 but then we had cut it to 10 and we were right there we called the time out like game plan we're like what do you say in that huddle
Starting point is 00:04:18 like are you the type of guy who like inspires others or do you get inspired by another? I would try I would be the one inspiring but I'm not like as you mentioned like a good enough all around player others or do you get inspired by another? I would try. I would be the one inspiring,
Starting point is 00:04:30 but I'm not like, as you mentioned, like a good enough all around player to really comment on all facets of other people's games. You can't say like, Andrew, do this. Correct. You'd need the person who is a more well-rounded player is able to opine on others. Yes. Potential faults. Performance. Exactly. So no, that's not me. I'm typically being spoken to. And then I will chime in and give like a good.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Chant. No, like a good piece of advice. And then we'll all come out. So we're down 10. We go into the huddle. We're like, all right, we're right here. We fought back one play at a time. Let's just, let's get it done.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Timeout's over Go out All of a sudden Immediately Somebody turns over the ball They score Turn over the ball Yeah well you took a timeout
Starting point is 00:05:11 You took a timeout And you gave the young kids A chance to like Drink a Powerade And you know Maybe take an Adderall And of course All I gotta say is that
Starting point is 00:05:18 For an intramural league Yeah So unfair Why This team None of their regular players First of all None of them went to the school. Neither did you.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yes, but I've been playing in it for 10 years. Oh, wow. I can't believe you brought that up. I wasn't going to bring it up, but now that you brought it up, it's called RAIL, Ramaz Alumni Intramural League. Ramaz is the school that I went to. Great. It is not the school that Ben went to.
Starting point is 00:05:39 It's a school that most of his friends went to, and they let him play in the league like 10 years ago, so now he plays. But for you to sit there 10 years for you to sit there and complain that members on the other team are not alumni when you yourself oh and you're not even playing in your own alumni league hell i am alumni i am they can't get their shit together they're literally the gym isn't even open until mid-july the summer will be over. I cannot believe you just complained. Let me explain. Let me explain.
Starting point is 00:06:10 There's a difference between not going to the school, but also not even being in the league. These kids, none of them, they were all subs. There was one kid, one kid on the team that was the representative of that team. Wait, let me just say something. I'm not sure who's on the team that was the representative of that team. Wait, let me just say something. I'm not sure who's on your team, but Andrew Haft did not go to Ramaz. Who else is on your team? Jordan.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Okay, Jordan went to Ramaz. I don't remember the other's names, but they're lovely and none of them went to Ramaz. None of them went to Ramaz. You are such a hypocrite. No, but look. Listen to me. You took one thing. You took one thing.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Okay, fine. Finish your sentence. No, but look, listen to me. You took the one, you took one thing. You took one thing. Okay, fine. Finish your sentence. It's also about if you're in the league or if you aren't, right? There's subs because everybody, you know, is working. And some nights you just can't make it. Of course, of course. So you're allowed to pull a sub, right? And the sub doesn't have to formally be in the league.
Starting point is 00:07:03 They just need to be friends with kids that are in the league. This kid pulled five subs and all of the subs were 20, 21 years old. My God, could they leap? Yeah. It was just, they were too fast. So who's the best player on your team? That game? Probably me.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Oh my God. No, I'm serious. No, for real. Who's the serious no for real probably me it should it should be andrew yeah i think he would admit andrew's stunk it up i think he would admit that that game it was probably me and i wasn't that great either i can tell you by far who was the worst jordan jordan was worse i need to talk to the other members on your team to just kind of verify if you were in fact the best player because you come home from golf and you're like oh my god I crushed it no I will also come home from golf and tell you that I played terribly yeah but like you are gaslighting this entire community I'm just like
Starting point is 00:07:53 I don't think you're an accurate like representative you're not an accurate historian to retell the story of what happened on Monday night it's possible that I am a bit jaded yeah no and like of course like you should think you're the best. You are the best. No, I know. I'm just saying. Like, in reality. I think in reality for that game, I was probably the best. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:11 How many points did you score? Nine. Nine? Maybe 12. Nine? Nine. Maybe 12. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:18 So it's nine, it's 12, it's three, you know? I'm just saying we only scored 36. That's pretty good. How bad could it be? How many did the other team score? 79. Maybe like 70. Well I'll be sure
Starting point is 00:08:28 to keep all the toasters abreast on the comings and goings of your intramural league because it's honestly hilarious. What a term. Abrest. Abrest.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I'm just saying. You know actually we had a dear toasters yesterday that really stumped Jackie and I. I'd like to get your take on it if you don't mind.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Please. So a girl had written in that you know she has a boyfriend Who she loves Whatever And he opened up to her That he's really self-conscious
Starting point is 00:08:48 About his nipples He has like puffy nipples And you know I actually had heard of that before It's like not the craziest thing Is he fat? No he just has puffy nipples Got it
Starting point is 00:08:57 He's like a skinny Right you know Was he ever fat? No You're positive She didn't bring it up And I think it would have been relative But it doesn't matter okay
Starting point is 00:09:03 He has puffy nipples No no no There's a huge difference if you are just like a skinny man born skinny always skinny and you have puffy nipples i'm sorry yeah like that's that's bad like you don't you don't deserve that yeah but plenty of formerly fat people turn skinny we'll just keep the nipples from their past life to remind them that they were once fat let's say for argument's sake like weight wasn't an issue okay so he's always been skinny in his puffy nipples. Yeah. And it really got to a point recently where it started bothering him.
Starting point is 00:09:28 So he found these like bandages that you put on and it really makes your nipples look normal in shirts. Ah. So she's so happy for him. But when they're like getting intimate, he has to like kind of rip them off before they start. And it's like really ruining the moment for her and like the mood. And she's like, do I bring it up to him or do I just like what do I do and we were really stumped because like you know her sexuality is you know a priority but if she says to him like you know you ripping off your nipple bandages like is really a turn off this guy who's just been open and vulnerable about something he's self-conscious about, like, will that crush him? So my advice was to get over it.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Jackie's advice was to, like, busy herself while he's taking off the nipple bandages, you know, like maybe light a candle, maybe, you know, suggest shower sex so that before you even get in the shower, he has to rip the Band-Aids off. But I'm curious what you think, what your take is. I don't know enough about the specifics
Starting point is 00:10:22 with these nipple bandages. Oh, my God, get over it. No, no, I'm not talking about the specifics with these nipple bandages. Oh my god, get over it. No, no, I'm not talking about the specifics of his history with weight fluctuations. I'm talking about the nipple bandages themselves. As I think about ripping off a nipple bandage, that makes it seem like it's a significant adhesive. Yeah. That would only make the nipples more puffy. So eventually he's going to have like one of the longest nipples like ever because you're just slowly ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping.
Starting point is 00:10:48 No, Ben, facts. So one, I think that you should bring up if it's really that serious of an adhesive that you don't think that this is the best solution for the problem because you love him and want him to always feel confident and you don't want his nipples to get puffier. From there, you can transgress to recommending nipple surgery. Is that the right word? Transgress? Transition?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Not transgress. You can transition into talking about... Transition to talking about nipple surgery. If this is something that bothers him enough, just do quick snip snip. I'm sure it's like an easy solve. It's like a breast reduction. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:22 De-puff him. Yeah. Or maybe you could use an ice roller. Skinny confidential. Skinny confidential. Yeah. you should use it for puffy nipples but I I think like that's like a good right I mean I don't know if like we need to jump to surgery but I do think your point about perhaps it's not being the best course of action I'm saying that's the easiest way for her to bring it up because she's bringing it up not because it's something that's not sexy to her in the bedroom but she's bringing it up because
Starting point is 00:11:46 out of concern out of concern for him no that's good and it's valid so I would go that route and also now that I'm thinking about it is this that common
Starting point is 00:11:56 of a problem there so I think like or is it like or is like boob tape for girls that he's just using for his nips no so I actually
Starting point is 00:12:03 there is like a male condition where we're not about weight where you have like almost like breasts kind of you have like a you have a puffy breast i have a puffy nipple too yeah but you're say it say it sure Say it. Sure. Okay. Because yours is so clearly associated with your weight. When your weight fluctuates, so do your breasts. For sure. Some people literally have, I don't know what it's called.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I think it starts with a G. It's like an actual male condition. And I believe that's what this young gentleman has. And I'm sure he's self-conscious about it, which is why I told her just to get over it. No. No. He's got to fix it. Otherwise, he'll always be self-conscious about it.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah. I also would like to know the physical physique of this man. I know we spoke about the weight piece, but is he in the gym? Like, is he lifting? Because I think that puffy nipples can be...
Starting point is 00:13:01 Counteracted? Counteracted by just, like, strong pecs. Weight training. You'd think. Or go to a doctor. Don't, I, in closing, don't put a strong adhesive on a puffy nipple
Starting point is 00:13:14 and then rip them off every night after bed. You're just going to make them longer and then you're going to have to tuck them into your shoes. In closing. That was funny. You know, we're going to get into stories and um before we do i just want to really commend you you know you're really you're a podcaster now yes how long have you been doing good guys now has it been a year no coming up on a year no okay nine months that's
Starting point is 00:13:38 coming up on a year eight months that's coming up on a year okay um you are so like every time we podcast together you're you get so much better. Like you're being so funny. I can't recommend Good Guys enough. I talk about Good Guys all the time. If you guys don't know my husband Ben hosts a podcast on our podcast network called Good Guys with Ben Soffer and Josh Peck. Josh Peck who we all know and love. Former vlog squad member, cast member of the iconic hit show Drake and Josh. He's now in How I Met Your Father. And you guys are just like two Jewish kings.
Starting point is 00:14:07 You sit around and talk about food. Yep. And I love it. I listen every week. Thank you. And you're really, you're becoming so much more of a skilled podcast host. Thank you very much. And I love having you.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Thank you for being here. I appreciate it. And yes, Good Guys is really fun. We have a lot of interesting guests on too. You got a big one coming up. We do. We do have a really, really big one which I'm excited about. Can't talk about
Starting point is 00:14:26 but we just had Sophia Franklin on. She was really fun. You guys should listen to that. You've had Hilary Duff. Ben had Tana Mongeau. They literally get like such sick guests.
Starting point is 00:14:33 John Stamos. John Stamos because like Josh is like really part of like the Hollywood network. No, I mean Josh literally could just like snap his fingers and get an amazing guest.
Starting point is 00:14:40 No, it's so true. Yeah, and like it's huge. It's huge, yeah. It's huge. You guys really are, you know, you both bring something to the table. You bring your puffy nipples. Exactly. And he it's huge. It's huge. It's huge. You guys really are, you know, you both bring something to the table. You bring your puffy nipples.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Exactly. And he brings Hollywood guests. But our one-on-one episodes are really great too. So if you haven't listened to Good Guys, give it a shot. Go back. They do video. Listen to some. They do video.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Go to Josh's YouTube channel. Yes. Josh Peck's YouTube channel is where you can find our videos. Shall we? Yeah. Anything else you want to say or kind of defend yourself on? You know, I come on this podcast on a daily and talk about our marriage. And I think maybe sometimes you feel like I'm not giving you a fair treatment.
Starting point is 00:15:11 So is there anything you want to come on and defend yourself for? I haven't really heard anything recently that has made me fired up. So if there's anything that you want to make me aware of that you've been saying. Well, we did have a conversation about pizzagate oh at mezzaluna yeah i there's this is again like just like a non-issue okay you said i want pizza i said i don't want to have pizza you said but i really want pizza will you have some pizza and it's like if i'm trying not to eat pizza and you're trying to force me to eat pizza, is that a good friend? Okay. Again, that would happen. So a good friend like me will say, okay, I'll have the pizza. So a good friend will lie. Because I knew that you
Starting point is 00:15:55 just wanted a slice anyways. And what's the difference? We ordered the pizza. You had your slice. I didn't have my slice. That's it. Okay. That's not what happened but sure sure are you ready i'm ready all right let's dive into the past five stories that you need to know go i'm waiting for what for crunch you have to do the crunch yeah but it's to take a bite no we don't do that anymore you don't oh i'm living in the past yeah okay i'll do it again right yeah here are the five stories that you need to i didn't say it no oh god totally botch up puffy nipples. Today's episode is brought to you by Sundays for Dogs. Sundays is healthy.
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Starting point is 00:19:37 A little sports news, but it's like sports Real Housewives adjacent, so it's really perfect for us. Marcus Jordan is defending his girlfriend, Larsa Pippen, against accusations of her being a gold digger larsa pippen and her boyfriend marcus jordan appeared on an upcoming episode of a page six podcast during which the couple dispels myths about their headline making relationship including speculation that the reality tv star is gunning for the jordan family fortune so this is what l said. I feel like the money thing is annoying. And then he said, yeah, I feel like people try to say Larkson's a gold digger and she's after the Jordan family
Starting point is 00:20:11 money or something. She's such an independent career driven woman. She's got it going on. It's the one comment or commentary that I've got to refrain from commenting back on. Okay. So I actually don't think Larkson's a gold digger. Like if you watch Real Housewives, you know she literally makes, like, millions of dollars a month on OnlyFans. She's also, like, a successful reality star. She has a jewelry line. Like, I think she's doing fine. And she actually just actually recently filed, finalized her divorce from Scottie Pippen.
Starting point is 00:20:38 They actually, you know, this whole time weren't legally divorced. I didn't. And on this season of Real Housewives of Miami, she signs the paperwork. But her and Scotty have an amazing relationship. They still have young kids. She's doing fine financially, I'm sure, Scotty. And she married Scotty way before. And I don't believe they had a prenup.
Starting point is 00:20:58 I was going to say, I don't understand. There are a lot of things that you could call her in this situation. Yeah. Golddger doesn't really make sense to me because it's also assuming that michael jordan who is just known as being not only like the fiercest competitor on planet earth but somebody that is very protective of his money like his money's his money yeah he's not why the hell would that be lars's money yeah no like like larsa should know that in all likelihood, she marries Michael's son.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And there is a monster prenup. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's not, like, she's gold digging to a rich guy's son. Like, can't be the first person. That she would think of, yeah. That's just not the right person to gold dig from. And I really think, like, at its core, like, Larsa does not need money. Like, I think Larsa is extremely well off. Sure,'m saying regardless even if she wasn't she would be backing up that
Starting point is 00:21:49 accusation doesn't make any sense but i do feel like this relationship is so weird i was gonna say you could say that they're headline hunting yeah you could say that they're looking to be in the news prable stir up some drama drama, because there are literally 7 billion people on Earth that would be less weird to date than Michael Jordan's son. Right. How did they even meet? Well, they're in the basketball world. Like, the fact that they...
Starting point is 00:22:17 I know, but... By the way, they've probably met, like, for years. I'm sure they've known each other since he was a kid, which makes it even weirder. Even weirder. Her ex-husband and his dad are what? Teammates? Legendary teammates. Right. From the Bulls? Yeah. That's like the documentary. When he had the flu? Yeah. When he had the flu. Well, that's one flu game. Yeah. Yeah. But like that was the team. Yeah. Six championships.
Starting point is 00:22:38 That's weird. Yeah. So like, it's very possible. Like when celebrating one of the championships, Marcus Jordan was like 11, maybe even younger, right? right how old is he i don't know but yes how many years ago did they win the uh champion the last championship i think 96 marcus jordan is 32 years old so how many years ago shut up how many years ago did they win so he was like six that's disgusting like that's what really everyone should be talking about. Not the gold digging. And so I'm sure they celebrated. I'm floored.
Starting point is 00:23:09 He's 32. And how old is Larsa? I believe she's about 50. Which like doesn't sound that. No, no, no. The problem again is not the difference in age. It's the difference in age to when they definitely met. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Okay, ready here. So she's 48. He's 32. That's really not that crazy. No. In normal life, it's not that crazy. But in 1997. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Which is when they won the championship. The last one. Okay. 97. She was married to Scotty. Yes. They got married that year. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:41 So how old would that make? If he's 32. If he's 32. that's 25 years ago and that was 26 years ago he was six he was six yeah yeah and she definitely met him yeah because they were celebrating right families kids and wives come yep that's weird that is what's weird and there were so many rumors about their relationship and for like like a year ago and they were like no we would never like we're just friends and now they're out here like promoting a podcast they're fully like not engaged sorry they're
Starting point is 00:24:15 fully engaging in a relationship so they like lied and what does he do that's an amazing question i'm sure he like runs some sort of like family business Marcus Jordan job oh he's a basketball player oh he went to University of Central Florida well he's not currently current basketball player because he's 32 and I don't think he plays. He went to UCF. Yeah. He discontinued the game in 2012 and then went to graduate with a degree in hospitality management. So no. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:24:58 So maybe he's a restaurateur. Perhaps. Unclear. What is clear is that Larsa Pippen is not gold digging. Yeah, yeah. But I don't entirely understand what she is doing. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:25:10 But now they have a podcast together. They're kind of like us. Like two, you know, podcasters in love. They're just like us. We're the same. We're the same as them. 100%. I mean, you are three years older than me.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Two. I don't know. I'm 28 and you're 31. For like another week. Yeah, shut up. You're 31 and older than me. Two. I don't know. I'm 28 and you're 31. For like another week. Yeah, shut up. You're 31 and I'm 28. So I think my math, that's three years. Yeah, but like for another week.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yeah, no, because I'm 28. I'm so young. For like another three weeks. Yeah, because I'm 28. It's true. You're kind of like cradle robbing. Kind of like. I did cradle rob.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Yeah, big time. You were like a big when i was two and a half i came in with my big nips you definitely had big nips as a baby for sure all right should we get into some more lover news sure shakira has found herself in a messy love triangle with two a-list celebrities lewis hamilton and tom cruise who appears to be losing, clearly. So, as you know, she's now single. She had a very bitter divorce from her ex, Gerard Peek, who's a player for Barcelona soccer. So now the singer has been spotted with Lewis Hamilton on a number of occasions,
Starting point is 00:26:17 but it also looks as though Hollywood actor Tom Cruise could also be a dating option for Shakira, amid rumors that they have met another a number of times. So Lewis Hamilton and Shakira were seen on a boat together at the Miami Grand Prix. They went to dinner together at his house in Barcelona last weekend. They were also seen partying together at a bunch of different places. So they're understood to be like having like a fun and flirty moment. But the Mission Impossible actor is also reportedly in the picture. Tom was flirting
Starting point is 00:26:46 with a Colombian-born singer before she started dating Lewis Hamilton and is now said to be frustrated with having discovered that she is also dating F1 legend Lewis Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:26:55 The Hollywood actor, Tom Cruise, believed that he had incredible chemistry with Shapira. Shapira. I call, okay, sorry,
Starting point is 00:27:04 never mind, with Shakira. I was going to say Shapiro. Of nevermind with Shakira I was gonna say Shapiro of course with Shakira he had incredible chemistry and taking it as a slam dunk that they'd be dating
Starting point is 00:27:11 in no time his close pal has confirmed that the actor's ego has been dented after hearing that Shakira had rejected his advances and instead chosen
Starting point is 00:27:19 a potential romance with Tom Cruise's actual friend Lewis Hamilton who where was that article written everywhere but I took it from the mirror potential romance with Tom Cruise's actual friend, Lewis Hamilton. Who? Where was that article written? Everywhere.
Starting point is 00:27:29 But I took it from the mirror. They had the best like. I'm more just curious, like who did Tom Cruise talk to? Those are like some big quotes. It was from a friend of his, but it was picked up everywhere. And you know what? Like there were rumors like a little while ago that Shakira and Tom Cruise were like seen out together, yada yada. And then very quickly, she's like everywhere with Lewis Hamilton, who's a much better match for her by the way um and I'm sure Tom Cruise is like I'm the big man in Scientology like Tom Cruise in his
Starting point is 00:27:54 own mind is a legend you know he's like the number one guy in Scientology in the real world he's like short and old and I don't think he's really that hot except for like his money, if I'm being honest. Interesting. You don't, no movie career. What? No movie career. No movie career? Like you don't, like you just think of Tom Cruise as Scientology. Yeah. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah, I think we, I think, and I think we all should. Okay, cool. He's like a deeply problematic person. Cool. So having said that, I'm sure Shakira, you know, she, her ex cheated on her and it was like this big, messy divorce. So I'm sure she immediately just wanted to be outspotted with famous people to rub it in his face and get her groove back. So I'm sure someone was like, yeah, Tom Cruise wants to go on a date with you.
Starting point is 00:28:34 She's like, yeah, sure, whatever. So to be clear, Top Gun, nothing. No, Top Gun's cool. But Tom Cruise is like a short king. He's deeply entrenched in a lot of problematic behavior when it comes to Scientology he's like the number one funder of Scientology like is he yeah he's like the president and CEO he's responsible for getting like so many celebrities involved like he's so problematic sounds like a good recruiter yeah so having said that I'm sure Shakira went and like it was fine
Starting point is 00:29:02 and he thought like oh I'm gonna find my next queen my reina you know that's probably what he thought and then she was like okay this guy's a freak and Lewis Hamilton was an option I just feel like Lewis Hamilton and her are so much better matched for sure like in every way in every way agreed and they're on the same level like she's really a global superstar he is really like a global superstar. It's just like, is this, did this loose-lipped friend of Tom Cruise also mention that he thought that they were exclusive? It sounds like Tom Cruise, you know, he's old school.
Starting point is 00:29:32 He's 60. He went out like maybe on a date, and he's 60. Really? Yeah. Looked great in Top Gun. He did. 60?
Starting point is 00:29:40 Tom Cruise is 60. Lewis Hamilton is 38. And Shakira is 46. So she's right in the middle of them. So of course she's gonna feel like gonna go for like the younger more famous like global superstar. Yeah. It's like not even question. But I'm sure Tom Cruise is like crying in his Hollywood mansion. He's used to everyone in Scientology just like yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. And you know what? I can't imagine anyone in the world would want to go on a date with Tom Cruise after
Starting point is 00:30:07 they see what it's like for Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. They were both married to Tom Cruise. You know that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise have kids together. They were born into Scientology. Nicole Kidman was in Scientology and she I think came came to the conclusion on her own that this was a severely fucked up cult. And she left and her children still do not speak to her. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:32 Because you become an SP, shunned person. Wow. Yeah. They don't talk to her. Holy crap. That's terrible. She's married to Keith Urban. Keith Urban writes a song, you know, what kind of man doesn't let his son see his mother? You know, it's like it's a whole thing. And then Katie Holmes was with him, had a kid, Suri Cruise, born into Scientology. Katie Cruise had to get out.
Starting point is 00:30:54 She got her and Suri, they both got out. Oh, they both got out. Thank God, yeah. Oh, nice. And now that we're kind of having like a renaissance of Katie Holmes, she's like she took a lot of time off. She did not like the public eye. And now she's like out and about. She was dating this guy. Like I'm happy of Katie Holmes. She's like, she took a lot of time off. She did not like the public eye. And now she's like out and about. She was dating this guy. Like, I'm happy for Katie Holmes. Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:09 So I get all that to say, I'm sure, you know, Shakira went out with Tom Cruise because it sounded like a fun idea. She took one look around and was like, I'm out of here, bitch. As you say, it doesn't sound like a fun idea. She clearly didn't have all of the information that you had. She clearly didn't watch Leah Remini's A&E special
Starting point is 00:31:23 on Scientology. I clearly didn't either. You didn't? Oh my God. It's crazy. They like hunt her down. I think maybe I watched like a little bit of it.
Starting point is 00:31:30 It's really good. But then you finished it. Yeah. You know? It's called, there's a few, but the good one is on HBO called Going Clear.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Going Clear means, you know, in Scientology, you have to like pay. It's like literally a cult. And you like join a level and you pay. And you keep going up levels, levels of the C-org. That's what it's called. You have to pay for each level? Yeah. It's like literally a cult. And you like join a level and you pay. And you keep going up
Starting point is 00:31:45 levels, levels of the Sea Org. That's what it's called. You have to pay for each level? Yeah. It's like fraudulent. Wow, that's crazy. And when you get to like
Starting point is 00:31:51 the highest level, which very few people do, it's called going clear. You've like reached peak existence. And that's what freaks like, you know, John Travolta
Starting point is 00:31:59 and Tom Cruise. It's also money. All money. It's really a money thing. At every level you pay more money. But it's a religion so it's really a money thing at every level you pay more money but it's a religion so it's like a tax exempt
Starting point is 00:32:06 money thing it's a pretty good scheme they got going very interesting yeah but like people go missing if you keep up with Leah Remini on Twitter
Starting point is 00:32:13 Shelly Miscavige she's like you know the wife of one of the head guys and she's been missing for six years oh man it's very dark
Starting point is 00:32:20 so all that to say I don't know if Tom Cruise is that eligible of a bachelor yeah I can't imagine that Tom Cruise is that eligible of a Bachelor. Yeah. I can't imagine that being something you want to get into. No. No.
Starting point is 00:32:30 No. All right, are you ready for our next story? Yes. We had some love news. Now we have some bitter divorce news. So you know our king, John Dutton, Kevin Costner. Yes. Love.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Is going through a bitter divorce. Terrible. Who divorced who? I think she was the one Who filed But that doesn't really Mean anything Yeah But you know It's having an effect
Starting point is 00:32:47 On Yellowstone He hasn't showed up For filming in like months Really? Because he's so sad You know the season We most recently watched Of course
Starting point is 00:32:53 They took like A mid-season finale Oh I forgot They still haven't filmed That second half of the season Because he won't show up He won't show up There's like a lot of things
Starting point is 00:33:02 We don't actually know What's going on They haven't said anything But I do believe it's pretty much confirmed that this will be the final season I love that show
Starting point is 00:33:10 just when we started watching it I love that show but you know they have all the other shows 1883, 1929 yeah you watch all of them without me right yeah and they're doing
Starting point is 00:33:17 another one cool you knew how much I loved Yellowstone you watch all of them without me right they're doing two more that I'll save for you
Starting point is 00:33:21 because they're both linked to Yellowstone the first is called The Sixes. You know that farm where they sent Jimmy? Yes. So that... I have honestly no interest.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, I kind of do. That farm is boring. Yeah, because we don't know anything about it. No, come on. That's like the random Texas farm where he meets that woman and he's milking cows.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Yeah, then there's another spinoff coming with Matthew McConaughey, which sounds good. Yeah. All right, all right, all right. But so here's the details of Kevin Costner's divorce his ex-wife or whatever you want to call her oh my god the Daily Mail like move I can't see the headline we should kill them no like okay
Starting point is 00:33:57 estranged I literally can't I have to sneeze sneeze caneze. Just move your microphone. Can't say that to somebody that needs to sneeze. Kevin Costner's estranged wife, Christine, oh my God, remains at their $145 million coastal California compound as she refuses to leave the property after following the divorce filing in violation of their prenup. So Christine Baumgardner, she was the one who filed for divorce from Kevin Costner last month. The actor is now saying that she has remained in his home to persuade him to give into various
Starting point is 00:34:28 financial demands. He said he has given her $1.45 million to relocate under the prenup terms that they agreed to. So the Oscar-winning actor has this prenup that basically says she has a 30-day period to move out of the house that he owns, but she ain't leaving. She's using it as leverage. Like, bitch, you want me out? I want more.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Because in their prenup, it says he'll give her $1.45 million to relocate, which I don't know. You can't really go from living in a $150 million house to $1.4 million. $150 million?
Starting point is 00:34:58 That's how much their house, I think that's like their main house in California. Sorry, if you read that, I was trying to sneeze, but then you said, why don't you just go sneeze? And everybody knows that if you say to somebody that's trying their main house in California. Sorry if you read that. I was trying to sneeze. But then you said, why don't you just go sneeze? And everybody knows that if you say to somebody that's trying to sneeze, just sneeze.
Starting point is 00:35:10 They won't sneeze. And now I have the sneeze stuck in me. And it will never come out again. OK. Your life is so hard. But so $150 million main house. In Montecito. And the prenup says, here's $1.5 million.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Go fuck yourself. Right. Like you have to go leave my house. Yes. And go find a studio apartment. Ac Go fuck yourself. Right. Like you have to go and leave my house. Yes. And go find a studio apartment. Accommodations. Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Yeah. They live in a $150 million house in Montecito. Wow. Yeah. And she won't leave. And I kind of love that for her. What do you do
Starting point is 00:35:36 with a $150 million house? I just want to say something kind of crazy. I don't want it. Is that what you were going to say? No. Too big. Too big.
Starting point is 00:35:44 That's the thing. Montecito is a very expensive area. I'm going to show you this house. It's from an aerial view. You would think it's like this palatial estate with acres and acres and acres. It's a beach house. So, you know, beach houses, especially in California, are all lined up next to each other. That's the house. Does that look like a $150 million house? No. I know. Isn't that shocking it looks like 12 yeah it's like super close to the two houses next to it it's like a classic beach house i mean he has beach access and he has beach views which makes it you know a more valuable property but 150 million is that crazy i don't believe it i think yeah i think they took the wrong picture
Starting point is 00:36:20 no there's literally a million pictures of this house it just doesn't look that big if you had 150 million dollars like what kind of property are you buying first i'm not buying oh i was gonna say i'm not buying a property i'm buying 10 but where like you're gonna do a mountain house a beach house mountain house and a beach house and a city house. And an international house. Where international? Such a good question. Probably like BVI's. Something like that. All the wealthy people go to BVI's.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Or Turks. Turks. Maybe something in Israel. Nice. But like you really with $150 million spent on real estate you're going to put into one house. I know. I mean I think Kevin Costner has way more than $150 million. He real estate, you're going to put it into one house? I know. I mean, I think Kevin Costner has way more than $150 million. He also has this
Starting point is 00:37:07 incredible estate in, I believe, in Colorado that's very Yellowstone-y. And at first, when they were getting divorced, that house was like
Starting point is 00:37:14 the scene of the crime and now she won't leave that one. It's just so weird. Yeah. I feel like Kevin Costner is like going through some sort of midlife crisis
Starting point is 00:37:21 because he's kind of being a dick. He's not showing up for work. He's kicking his wife who probably, you know, they have three kids. The youngest, I think, is 13. because he's kind of being a dick he's not showing up for work he's kicking his wife who probably you know they have three kids one of the youngest i think is 13 so he's probably you know taking care of the kids he's kicking her out you know he's kind of being a dick i feel like he's going through some sort of midlife crisis like he was really really famous when he was young then i feel like he you know became like a legend but not you know a list
Starting point is 00:37:41 now he's become a list again now he's become a list again in the last five years because of yellowstone and i think he's becoming like a diva Now he's become A-list again In the last five years Because of Yellowstone And I think he's Becoming like a diva again That's kind of What I'm getting And maybe Christine You know they
Starting point is 00:37:49 They met at You know when he was Kind of being Hamish And down to earth And now She's seeing A side of him She doesn't like
Starting point is 00:37:57 And perhaps that's Why she filed for divorce That's kind of How I feel You know I married you Before Good Guys It's true
Starting point is 00:38:03 And now you have This like big podcast And I definitely think That like you think You're too good for me I mean it's literally How I feel I married you before good guys it's true and now you have this like big podcast and I definitely think that like you think you're too good for me I mean it's literally how I feel I met you when you had literally nothing and I'm the same bitch I was oh please I am whatever no you're definitely different oh I am yeah good guys has changed you interesting so has spritz like interesting you just kind of like I think you think you've surpassed me and like you're ready for your next wife no I mean that's just like not true I think it is, I think you think you've surpassed me and like you're ready for your next wife. No, I mean, that's just like not true. I think it is.
Starting point is 00:38:27 No. I think it is. I do think, though, that I am much funnier than you give me credit for. I forget who I was saying this to. I think I've said this to you before. It's such a shame that you decided to marry me. Because if you married anyone else, you would immediately be like the funniest guy in every room but you're really just like irrelevant when i'm in the room i am still the
Starting point is 00:38:53 funniest person in all these rooms even the rooms that i'm in yeah no you are a more tradition you are a more pub i can never do stand-up i I'm just saying, in the room, quick jokes. That's me, bro. That's me. Maybe. And if you had married a simple girl, Katie, you know, it's a wonderful life. I'm Katie. Curly.
Starting point is 00:39:18 But then I'm bored. I know. I'm not saying you should marry someone else. Calm down. I'm just saying, had you married someone else, oh my it would be like that guy Ben he's so funny that's so she wouldn't get my jokes she wouldn't get your jokes I get your jokes no but if you were to marry someone else I wouldn't what would you be looking for in a partner hairy white a little bit brown. White and brown. Great at licking. Oh, Theo.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Yes. I was like, what are you saying? I'm like, are you calling me hairy? I think the word you meant was furry. Hairy. He's hairy. White and brown. I was like, what the fuck?
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Starting point is 00:43:11 Coterie.com promo code toast. All right, I want to get into this Jeopardy story that people are like quaking over. So there was like a Jeopardy clue given a few nights ago on Jeopardy and people on the internet were like freaking out that the person didn't know this answer to the riddle and I have the riddle and I just want to say I don't know the answer and I don't think it's that crazy that that person didn't know the answer and I'm
Starting point is 00:43:35 curious if you know the answer before you go into that how do you not keep switching this is one thing about podcasting that I just can't do I can't sit without switching legs crossing differently moreover cross switch legs um I've crossed and uncrossed my legs like four times I just don't talk about it so that's why it's not a big deal oh you have yeah you can keep moving your legs nobody cares nobody cares quite literally nobody cares unless your shoe is in my frame like we won't get any comments about me moving my legs well now we will because you brought it up interesting you want me to cut that out no okay all right ready for this jeopardy saga sure one seemingly simple answer prompt has gotten three jeopardy contestants in hot water with fans as they failed to correctly finish the lord's prayer
Starting point is 00:44:16 the clue that had all three contestants stumped was matthew 69 Our Father, which art in heaven, this be thy name. Art Father. Art? Our Father, who art in heaven, blank be thy name. Our Father, art in heaven, blank let be thy name. No. Our Father, which art in heaven, blank be thy name. No. Our father, which art in heaven, blank be thy name. God?
Starting point is 00:44:50 No. So I would have said like he, I knew it started with an H, but like I don't know. It's like hung him be thy name. Something like that. The answer is hallowed. And I think it's a part of like a very common kind of popular basic New Testament vibe. Was the person a New Testament reader? Well, there were three contestants and nobody knew it.
Starting point is 00:45:14 And people on Twitter like, how can all three adults who made it to contestants on this show not know at least the start of the Lord's Prayer? Because maybe it's not their Lord. Yeah, like maybe they're Jewish or Indian or Muslim like literally anything like not you being like so non-inclusive. Yeah I mean like Matthew is just not a book I've read. No same. Sorry. And by the way they have religious. Sorry Matt.
Starting point is 00:45:36 They have religious categories all the time and some of them are Jewish and like people don't know it and I obviously do. Like it's not a big deal. No, I don't know it. No, and honestly, I feel like the Jewish ones
Starting point is 00:45:49 are the easiest ones because if you're Jewish and if you're like Christian or Catholic, you know Old Testament. For sure. It's included in your required reading as well. Yeah. Matt is exclusive.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Yeah, we don't know Matt. Nope. We don't see Matt. I've never, I'm sorry to this man. I don't know who this man is. I don't know Matt. So. We don't see Matt. I've never, I'm sorry to this man. I don't know who this man is. I don't know Matt. So I didn't think it was that crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:09 It's not. I just think it really shows how Anglo-Saxon our culture is. Bastards. Bastards. But there have been like crazier. By the way, who do you think is going to replace Pat Sajak? Me. No for real.
Starting point is 00:46:22 I said this to you. Wouldn't I make a great Wheel of Fortune host? Give us an audition. And now let's spin the wheel. You literally look like a pedophile. That's all I got. That wasn't very good. No?
Starting point is 00:46:35 And that's not even what Pat says. And tonight, we are giving away one new Jeep Cherokee. Cherokee? No? No, that's also not what he says. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:45 It's not like his classic zingers. What's a classic zinger? I don't know Pat Sajak's classic zingers. All right. We got a phrase up on the board. Sally, you're first. Ooh. That was good.
Starting point is 00:46:53 That was good. But now they're saying- Is her name Sally? There's always a contestant. One of them could be named Sally. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Vanna- Yeah, Vanna.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Is the bitch on the- Is she still there? Yes. She's staying. I believe she's staying. Till when? I don't know, but she looks great. No, but I'm just saying, Vanna and Pat, it's... Is she still there? Yes. She's staying? I believe she's staying. Till when? I don't know, but she looks great. No, but I'm just saying, like Vanna and...
Starting point is 00:47:08 It's the two of them. I know. She must be very upset at him. Well, there are rumors are now that Ryan Seacrest is in talks to take on Wheel of Fortune. I know. It's like so uninspired. Like, it makes sense. Yeah, especially because he just gave up uh live with Kelly.
Starting point is 00:47:26 So his hosting duties are like slimmed down. He has a radio show. He has American Idol. I think he's exclusively doing things that film in LA now because he was going back and forth between New York and LA. It was like so toxic. So I actually do think he he has the the. Oh is Real Fortune filmed here? No I think it's filmed in LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hmm. But that's a job you have for life. And a good job. Yeah. A fun job. A high-paying job.
Starting point is 00:47:50 It should be Steve Harvey. It should be Steve Harvey. The king of game shows. But just why I think Steve Harvey and Ryan Seacrest are not the right people for it is because they're both known for so many other things. Whereas like Pat Sajak was the Wheel of Fortune guy. Like you need a guy who could commit his whole life or a girl his whole life his whole career so you want a no name not a no name but like a professional host who maybe we've seen before
Starting point is 00:48:14 but whose whole thing now can be wheel of fortune what about that guy from that show that popped up during covid that like scott rugowski what about him you know what else does he do nothing and he is probably my least favorite person we've ever had on the toast oh I forgot he was on the toast he was so rude to us like he got so famous from HQ
Starting point is 00:48:32 and it clearly went to his head he was like such a dick like we literally started asking him questions on the podcast and he's like you guys are nervous around me right and we were like
Starting point is 00:48:40 no what the hell we're like you live in our phones what are you talking about like calm down so I think he burned fast and bright you know yeah he's gone We were like, no. What the hell? We're like, you live in our phones. What are you talking about? Calm down. So I think he burned fast and bright, you know? Yeah, he's gone.
Starting point is 00:48:50 I think he's gone. I still vote Steve Harvey. I think it's a very good suggestion, but... Imagine how much more fun it would be. I know. The way he could play with contestants. But the thing is, he does that on Family Feud, and he does it so well. He should do it on every show. He should also do Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? He should also
Starting point is 00:49:06 do Jeopardy. He is game shows. He is game shows. And if you don't watch the Game Show Network, you should. You don't watch the Game Show Network. We have. We have, but we don't even have the channel. But we should. I didn't know you eliminated it. I didn't. We went on vacation like three years ago and the TV
Starting point is 00:49:22 like only had GSN and we loved it. it we watched so many they have on game show network they obviously have like family feud who know they also have a lot of like turnt games yeah like weird ass shit and oh you know who hosts a lot of shows on gsn who would be good for who wants to be a millionaire you mean wheel of fortune yes wait what is that guy's name he's in in Pitch Perfect. He sits up at the mic with Elizabeth Banks. Pitch Perfect.
Starting point is 00:49:49 He's like the MC. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. I don't know his name though. Okay. His name is John Smith. Let me see a picture of him again. He hosts a million shows
Starting point is 00:49:59 on Game Show Network. Yep. This guy. Hold on. You love this guy. game show network yep this guy hold on you love this guy oh he would be great and he does game show hosting you're right yeah john smith would be great he would be great on wheel of fortune but speaking of pitch perfect i also think if they're looking for a younger more famous host adam divine would also be a really good host yeah but adam divine Adam Devine's really more of an actor now.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I know, but like he could do it. Yeah, he could. I think he's so funny. I think he's a star. He's great. Have you seen his Netflix special? No. It was pretty good, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I'm happy you watched it without me. Yeah. All right, ready for our fifth and final story? Story? Story. It's a little international finance and e-commerce news. Not e-commerce. International finance news.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Cool. Beyonce is to blame for inflation in Sweden. Oh. The 41-year-old music icon kicked off her Renaissance World Tour in Stockholm, Sweden on May 10th, and it is somewhat to blame for the rise of inflation in the country, according to senior economist at one of the top Nordic banks. Quote, Beyonce is responsible for the extra upside surprise this month. It's quite astonishing for a single event.
Starting point is 00:51:06 We haven't seen this before. From April to May, monthly inflation in Sweden increased 0.3 percentage points. Data from statistics showed, excuse me, partially due to a broad set of goods and services, for instance, hotel and restaurant visits and recreational services, which include concert tickets. So Beyonce's start of her world tour in Sweden seems to have colored May inflation. How much is uncertain, but probably between 0.2 and 0.3 percent that hotels and restaurants added. Perhaps also hiked up concert tickets, concert ticket prices as well.
Starting point is 00:51:41 I mean, this is not shocking. There's a few concerts right now that are like rattling the local economy. Who wrote that up? The New York Post. This is like big news? Yeah. I was just talking about this with somebody else last night that Taylor Swift is so freaking famous and what she's doing is so unbelievable that Beyonce's on tour and nobody's talking about it. I know well the thing is is that Beyonce's tour started internationally. So she's been to Sweden. She's been to Paris. So they're probably talking about it there. You think so? But when Beyonce comes here,
Starting point is 00:52:09 and then I think they actually, they plan tours at the same time. Taylor hasn't gone international yet. They're probably going to switch. Interesting. And Beyonce's tour will be like on the tip of everyone's. She'll have her own moment. And then when Taylor goes abroad.
Starting point is 00:52:20 You think they spoke about it? I think they definitely, maybe not like on the phone to each other, but I'm sure their team's coordinated. There's only so many stadiums in America. Yeah. And you know, Luke Holmes is on a stadium tour now too. And Morgan Wallen was, but canceled. So there's only, summertime is a hard, is a hard time to get booked at a stadium. Ed Sheeran is doing one too. So it was actually pretty smart of Beyonce to start abroad so she can have her own moment. Interesting. Because if you're doing a of Beyonce to start abroad so she can have her own moment.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Interesting. Because if you're doing a stadium tour right now, no one's talking about it because everyone's talking about Taylor. The inflation piece though is interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:52 It makes perfect sense for things like hotels. That's obvious. Well, you know, somebody, some analyst did the data. The Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:52:59 Eros tour this summer will generate $4 billion for the economy. Wow. You know, because everyone, and every time taylor goes to a city she's boosting local restaurants local hotels local you know shops it's been really good for the economy and so all that together in every four billion dollars added to the economy that's insane but like back to beyonce in sweden you're
Starting point is 00:53:21 saying that local restaurants are raising their prices they're reprinting menus because beyonce is coming they're reprinting menus yeah no you're saying that local restaurants are raising their prices. They're reprinting menus because Beyonce's coming. They're reprinting menus? Yeah. No, you're saying that they're raising their prices. Hotels, it makes sense. I didn't say they're raising their prices. Oh, I thought that's what you said. No.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I said that ticket prices are probably now hiked. But no, just the local people flocking to this town in Sweden, hitting up all the restaurants, shopping at all the shops. I understand. Okay. That is what's contributing. And that's why. Makes sense.
Starting point is 00:53:50 There are very few artists who like have such power that they actually influence local economies. Beyonce is one of them. And Taylor Swift is definitely one of them. That's why free agency in sports is so interesting. Because if the, like when LeBron left Cleveland, their economy tanked. Really? Yeah. For like a smaller town. For a smaller town. the like when LeBron left Cleveland, their economy tanked. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 For like a smaller town. For a smaller town. Yeah. I'm sure like LeBron's impact on LA was much smaller and different impact if he had went to like, you know, the Charlotte Bobcats. Yeah, absolutely. And I'm sure it's the same exact thing with Taylor Swift. When she came to MetLife, it probably didn't change New York. But when she went to Glendale.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yeah. Yeah. And she's going to Pittsburgh this weekend. Are you going? I was thinking about it. I've decided no, because nobody would come with me. It's just too far. Like, the fact that you came...
Starting point is 00:54:31 I know, Pittsburgh is low-key, like, so hard to get to from New York, even though on a map, they're, like, super close to each other. The fact that you came into our bedroom and said, let's go to Taylor Swift this weekend. She's in Pennsylvania, and I'm here thinking, like, New Hope. I didn't say Pennsylvania. And you went Pittsburgh. You keep... I did not say Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:54:45 You did. I did not say Pennsylvania, You keep saying, I did not say Pennsylvania. You did. I did not say Pennsylvania because I think at my core I don't really even know or acknowledge that Pittsburgh is in Pennsylvania. It's not. It's a zone state.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Right. So I never would have said that. I said Pittsburgh. It's so far. Like I weirdly go there on every tour stop because like the toast is huge in Pittsburgh.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Woo! And it's low key, so inconvenient. It's far. Like I never want to go back. There's so few flights but you have to fly. It's like an eight hour drive. Yeah, it's far.key so inconvenient like I never want to go back there's so few flights but you have to fly it's like an eight-hour drive yeah it's far it's so bizarre well those are the fast five stories we covered sports we covered finance we covered the economy what more could you ask for
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