The Toast - Doven Head Deep: Thursday, June 15th, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast.
Happy, uh, what is it?
Thursday.
Oh, is that great?
Thank God.
Ugh, and it's an even better Thursday because this sexy piece of ass has joined me in studio
today.
It's true.
Hey, sexy piece of ass, how you doing?
I'm doing great.
Sexy piece of ass, how you doing?
I'm doing good.
It's my husband, the one and only Ben Soffer, boy with no job, host of the Good Guys podcast,
founder of Sprint Society.
How you doing?
It's a pretty good, pretty good list, you know?
Yeah.
Founder of Sprint Society, host of Good Guys podcast, best friend to host of the Toast
podcast, butler.
To host of the Toast podcast?
Butler to host of the Toast podcast, masseuse to host of the Toast podcast, lover.
Lover.
Hey, sexy.
How you doing?
Hey, darling.
I'm doing great. I was just complaining to you that I'm a little bit soreast podcast, lover. Lover. Hey, sexy. How are you doing? Hey, darling. I'm doing great.
I was just complaining to you that I'm a little bit sore.
Yeah, no, and I can't, I never grow tired of hearing you complain.
It's our love language.
I don't know if anybody's noticed, but I am looking rather slender these days.
And do you think it has anything to do with your intramural alumni basketball league that
started?
No, I think it has to do with the fact that I'm eating far less.
But after doing very limited physical activity over the last six months, I've, I think it has to do with the fact that I'm eating far less. But after doing very
limited physical activity over the last six months, I've dove in, dove in? I dived. No,
it's dived, but past tense. Doven? What are you trying to say? I've dove in head deep.
Interesting, right? I've dived head deep. I dived head deep previously.
What?
You know what I mean?
Are we speaking English?
No, I'm just saying doven.
What?
I've doven head deep into basketball.
What's head deep?
Isn't that a thing?
You dive head first.
I think it's head deep.
No, what the hell is head deep?
I've dove head first. Is it not? Sure. No, keep just get the sentence out.
Into basketball again. Most of you don't know, but I am just an unbelievable player.
I wouldn't say you're an unbelievable player. I would say you're an unbelievable shooter.
Ben's like this, you know, firecracker, you know, they toss him the ball. He's behind the three. And most of the time you hit those threes really well. But I've
been to a lot of your games and I always say like, if you were on my team, I would hate you. You
never run back to play defense. Yes, I do. You never pass. You just wait in like your spot for
somebody to throw you the ball. And sometimes they do and you shoot it. But if not, like you're
useless to the team. And I think some of the members of your intramural league uh would agree with me well
I went into an intramural league today I have a charity basketball tournament oh yeah I forgot
about tonight big vision look it up donate great cause uh and so like I'm really just like playing
a lot and then all of a sudden I'm laying in bed and I'm like holy shit my whole body hurts yeah my back my legs my arms yeah and
part of you thinks am I dying like is this some kind of rare disease that has all of a sudden
entered my body like that is making me like have atrophy and lose everything and all of a sudden
I'm wasting away and you're just gonna wake up and look next to me and I'm gonna be dead
but then I work by time but then but then I remember that I'm playing basketball and I haven't done that.
So more likely than not, the soreness is coming from basketball, not from a rare disease.
You never know.
You never know.
Now let's dive in.
Let's dove in first.
That was so dumb.
No, that was like-
What's wrong with me?
That was embarrassing.
Was it? No, no, no. What about, like, what's wrong with me that was embarrassing was it no no no what about like there's nothing with dovin let's dive into your first game so i i sometimes go to your
intramural league games because you know you guys are a bunch of old guys and i think like oh maybe
some of the other wives will be there where the fuck are these wives nobody ever comes every time
i go i feel like such a loser. I'm not coming anymore.
Where's the support?
There were no wives.
There's no support.
Everyone on your team is old and you guys lost because you were playing to a bunch of young guys.
Yeah.
So I figure everyone on your team has a wife or a girlfriend or a fiance.
And where the hell were they?
No clue.
They're not supportive.
Therefore, I'm not supportive.
Nowhere to be seen.
Nowhere to be seen.
But yes, first game, we unfortunately lost.
We could have won.
We should have won
how much did you lose by?
I think we ended up
losing by 16
so close
at one point
we were down by 30
but then we had cut it to 10
and we were right there
we called the time out
like game plan
we're like
what do you say
in that huddle
like are you the type of guy
who like inspires others
or do you get inspired
by another?
I would try
I would be the one
inspiring
but I'm not like as you mentioned like a good enough all around player others or do you get inspired by another? I would try. I would be the one inspiring,
but I'm not like, as you mentioned, like a good enough all around player to really comment on all facets of other people's games. You can't say like, Andrew, do this.
Correct. You'd need the person who is a more well-rounded player is able to opine on others.
Yes. Potential faults.
Performance.
Exactly.
So no, that's not me.
I'm typically being spoken to.
And then I will chime in and give like a good.
Chant.
No, like a good piece of advice.
And then we'll all come out.
So we're down 10.
We go into the huddle.
We're like, all right, we're right here.
We fought back one play at a time.
Let's just, let's get it done.
Timeout's over
Go out
All of a sudden
Immediately
Somebody turns over the ball
They score
Turn over the ball
Yeah well you took a timeout
You took a timeout
And you gave the young kids
A chance to like
Drink a Powerade
And you know
Maybe take an Adderall
And of course
All I gotta say is that
For an intramural league
Yeah
So unfair
Why
This team
None of their regular players
First of all None of them went to the school.
Neither did you.
Yes, but I've been playing in it for 10 years.
Oh, wow.
I can't believe you brought that up.
I wasn't going to bring it up, but now that you brought it up, it's called RAIL, Ramaz
Alumni Intramural League.
Ramaz is the school that I went to.
Great.
It is not the school that Ben went to.
It's a school that most of his friends went to, and they let him play in the league like
10 years ago, so now he plays.
But for you to sit there 10 years for you to sit there and complain that members on
the other team are not alumni when you yourself oh and you're not even playing in your own alumni
league hell i am alumni i am they can't get their shit together they're literally the gym isn't even
open until mid-july the summer will be over. I cannot believe you just complained.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
There's a difference between not going to the school,
but also not even being in the league.
These kids, none of them, they were all subs.
There was one kid, one kid on the team that was the representative of that team.
Wait, let me just say something.
I'm not sure who's on the team that was the representative of that team. Wait, let me just say something. I'm not sure who's on your team, but Andrew Haft did not go to Ramaz.
Who else is on your team?
Jordan.
Okay, Jordan went to Ramaz.
I don't remember the other's names, but they're lovely and none of them went to Ramaz.
None of them went to Ramaz.
You are such a hypocrite.
No, but look.
Listen to me.
You took one thing.
You took one thing.
Okay, fine. Finish your sentence. No, but look, listen to me. You took the one, you took one thing. You took one thing.
Okay, fine.
Finish your sentence.
It's also about if you're in the league or if you aren't, right?
There's subs because everybody, you know, is working.
And some nights you just can't make it. Of course, of course.
So you're allowed to pull a sub, right?
And the sub doesn't have to formally be in the league.
They just need to be friends with kids that are in the league.
This kid pulled five subs and all of the subs were 20, 21 years old.
My God, could they leap?
Yeah.
It was just, they were too fast.
So who's the best player on your team?
That game?
Probably me.
Oh my God.
No, I'm serious. No, for real. Who's the serious no for real probably me it should it should be
andrew yeah i think he would admit andrew's stunk it up i think he would admit that that game it was
probably me and i wasn't that great either i can tell you by far who was the worst jordan jordan
was worse i need to talk to the other members on your team to just kind of verify if you were in
fact the best player because you come home
from golf and you're like oh my god I crushed it no I will also come home from golf and tell you
that I played terribly yeah but like you are gaslighting this entire community I'm just like
I don't think you're an accurate like representative you're not an accurate historian to retell the
story of what happened on Monday night it's possible that I am a bit jaded yeah no and like
of course like you should think you're the best. You are the best.
No, I know.
I'm just saying.
Like, in reality.
I think in reality for that game, I was probably the best.
Okay.
How many points did you score?
Nine.
Nine?
Maybe 12.
Nine?
Nine.
Maybe 12.
Yeah, okay.
So it's nine, it's 12, it's three, you know?
I'm just saying we only scored 36.
That's pretty good.
How bad could it be?
How many did the other team score?
79.
Maybe like 70.
Well I'll be sure
to keep all the toasters
abreast on the comings
and goings
of your intramural league
because it's honestly hilarious.
What a term.
Abrest.
Abrest.
I'm just saying.
You know actually
we had a dear toasters
yesterday that really
stumped Jackie and I.
I'd like to get your
take on it
if you don't mind.
Please.
So a girl had written in
that you know
she has a boyfriend
Who she loves
Whatever
And he opened up to her
That he's really self-conscious
About his nipples
He has like puffy nipples
And you know
I actually had heard of that before
It's like not the craziest thing
Is he fat?
No he just has puffy nipples
Got it
He's like a skinny
Right you know
Was he ever fat?
No
You're positive
She didn't bring it up
And I think it would have been relative
But it doesn't matter okay
He has puffy nipples No no no There's a huge difference if you are just like a skinny man
born skinny always skinny and you have puffy nipples i'm sorry yeah like that's that's bad
like you don't you don't deserve that yeah but plenty of formerly fat people turn skinny
we'll just keep the nipples from their past life to remind them that they were once fat let's say
for argument's sake like weight wasn't an issue okay so he's always been skinny in his puffy
nipples.
Yeah.
And it really got to a point recently where it started bothering him.
So he found these like bandages that you put on and it really makes your nipples look normal in shirts.
Ah.
So she's so happy for him.
But when they're like getting intimate, he has to like kind of rip them off before they start.
And it's like really ruining the moment for her and like the mood.
And she's like, do I bring it up to him or do I just like what do I do and we were really stumped because like you know her sexuality is you know a priority but if she says to him like you know
you ripping off your nipple bandages like is really a turn off this guy who's just been open
and vulnerable about something he's self-conscious about, like, will that crush him? So my advice was to get over it.
Jackie's advice was to, like, busy herself
while he's taking off the nipple bandages,
you know, like maybe light a candle,
maybe, you know, suggest shower sex
so that before you even get in the shower,
he has to rip the Band-Aids off.
But I'm curious what you think, what your take is.
I don't know enough about the specifics
with these nipple bandages.
Oh, my God, get over it. No, no, I'm not talking about the specifics with these nipple bandages. Oh my god, get over it.
No, no, I'm not talking about the specifics of his history with weight fluctuations.
I'm talking about the nipple bandages themselves.
As I think about ripping off a nipple bandage, that makes it seem like it's a significant adhesive.
Yeah.
That would only make the nipples more puffy.
So eventually he's going to have like one of the longest nipples like ever because you're just slowly ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping, ripping.
No, Ben, facts.
So one, I think that you should bring up if it's really that serious of an adhesive
that you don't think that this is the best solution for the problem because you love him
and want him to always feel confident and you don't want his nipples to get puffier.
From there, you can transgress to recommending nipple surgery.
Is that the right word?
Transgress?
Transition?
Not transgress.
You can transition into talking about...
Transition to talking about nipple surgery.
If this is something that bothers him enough,
just do quick snip snip.
I'm sure it's like an easy solve.
It's like a breast reduction.
Yeah, exactly.
De-puff him.
Yeah.
Or maybe you could use an ice roller.
Skinny confidential. Skinny confidential. Yeah. you should use it for puffy nipples but I I think like that's like a good right I mean I don't know if like we need to jump to surgery but I do think your point about
perhaps it's not being the best course of action I'm saying that's the easiest way for her to bring
it up because she's bringing it up not because it's something that's not sexy to her in the bedroom
but she's bringing it up
because
out of concern
out of concern for him
no that's good
and it's valid
so I would go that route
and also
now that I'm thinking about it
is this that common
of a problem there
so I think like
or is it like
or is like boob tape
for girls
that he's just using
for his nips
no so I actually
there is like a male
condition where we're not about weight where you have like almost like breasts kind of
you have like a you have a puffy breast i have a puffy nipple too yeah but
you're say it say it sure Say it. Sure. Okay.
Because yours is so clearly associated with your weight.
When your weight fluctuates, so do your breasts.
For sure.
Some people literally have, I don't know what it's called.
I think it starts with a G.
It's like an actual male condition.
And I believe that's what this young gentleman has.
And I'm sure he's self-conscious about it, which is why I told her just to get over it.
No.
No.
He's got to fix it.
Otherwise, he'll always be self-conscious about it.
Yeah.
I also would like to know
the physical physique of this man.
I know we spoke about the weight piece,
but is he in the gym?
Like, is he lifting?
Because I think that puffy nipples
can be...
Counteracted?
Counteracted by just, like,
strong pecs.
Weight training.
You'd think.
Or go to a doctor.
Don't, I, in closing,
don't put a strong adhesive on a puffy nipple
and then rip them off every night after bed.
You're just going to make them longer
and then you're going to have to tuck them into your shoes.
In closing.
That was funny.
You know, we're going to get into stories and um before we do i just want
to really commend you you know you're really you're a podcaster now yes how long have you
been doing good guys now has it been a year no coming up on a year no okay nine months that's
coming up on a year eight months that's coming up on a year okay um you are so like every time we
podcast together you're you get so much
better. Like you're being so funny. I can't recommend Good Guys enough. I
talk about Good Guys all the time. If you guys don't know my husband Ben hosts a
podcast on our podcast network called Good Guys with Ben Soffer and Josh Peck.
Josh Peck who we all know and love. Former vlog squad member, cast member of
the iconic hit show Drake and Josh. He's now in How I Met Your Father.
And you guys are just like two Jewish kings.
You sit around and talk about food.
Yep.
And I love it.
I listen every week.
Thank you.
And you're really, you're becoming so much more of a skilled podcast host.
Thank you very much.
And I love having you.
Thank you for being here.
I appreciate it.
And yes, Good Guys is really fun.
We have a lot of interesting guests on too.
You got a big one coming up.
We do.
We do have a really, really big one which I'm excited about.
Can't talk about
but we just had
Sophia Franklin on.
She was really fun.
You guys should listen to that.
You've had Hilary Duff.
Ben had Tana Mongeau.
They literally get
like such sick guests.
John Stamos.
John Stamos
because like Josh
is like really part of
like the Hollywood network.
No, I mean Josh literally
could just like snap his fingers
and get an amazing guest.
No, it's so true.
Yeah, and like it's huge.
It's huge, yeah.
It's huge.
You guys really are,
you know,
you both bring something to the table. You bring your puffy nipples. Exactly. And he it's huge. It's huge. It's huge. You guys really are, you know, you both bring something to the table.
You bring your puffy nipples.
Exactly.
And he brings Hollywood guests.
But our one-on-one episodes are really great too.
So if you haven't listened to Good Guys, give it a shot.
Go back.
They do video.
Listen to some.
They do video.
Go to Josh's YouTube channel.
Yes.
Josh Peck's YouTube channel is where you can find our videos.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Anything else you want to say or kind of defend yourself on?
You know, I come on this podcast on a daily and talk about our marriage.
And I think maybe sometimes you feel like I'm not giving you a fair treatment.
So is there anything you want to come on and defend yourself for?
I haven't really heard anything recently that has made me fired up.
So if there's anything that you want to make me aware of that you've been saying.
Well, we did have a conversation about pizzagate
oh at mezzaluna yeah i there's this is again like just like a non-issue okay you said i want pizza
i said i don't want to have pizza you said but i really want pizza will you have some pizza
and it's like if i'm trying not to eat pizza and you're trying to force me to eat pizza, is that a good friend? Okay. Again, that would happen. So a good friend
like me will say, okay, I'll have the pizza. So a good friend will lie. Because I knew that you
just wanted a slice anyways. And what's the difference? We ordered the pizza. You had your
slice. I didn't have my slice. That's it. Okay. That's not what happened but sure sure are you ready i'm ready all right
let's dive into the past five stories that you need to know go
i'm waiting for what for crunch you have to do the crunch yeah but it's to take a bite no we don't do that
anymore you don't oh i'm living in the past yeah okay i'll do it again right yeah here are the
five stories that you need to i didn't say it
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Okay, are you ready for our first story?
A little sports news, but it's like sports Real Housewives adjacent,
so it's really perfect for us.
Marcus Jordan is defending his girlfriend, Larsa Pippen,
against accusations of her being a gold digger larsa pippen and her boyfriend marcus jordan
appeared on an upcoming episode of a page six podcast during which the couple dispels myths
about their headline making relationship including speculation that the reality tv star
is gunning for the jordan family fortune so this is what l said. I feel like the money thing is annoying. And then he said,
yeah, I feel like people try to say Larkson's a gold digger and she's after the Jordan family
money or something. She's such an independent career driven woman. She's got it going on.
It's the one comment or commentary that I've got to refrain from commenting back on.
Okay. So I actually don't think Larkson's a gold digger. Like if you watch Real Housewives, you know she literally makes, like, millions of dollars
a month on OnlyFans.
She's also, like, a successful reality star.
She has a jewelry line.
Like, I think she's doing fine.
And she actually just actually recently filed, finalized her divorce from Scottie Pippen.
They actually, you know, this whole time weren't legally divorced.
I didn't.
And on this season of Real Housewives of Miami, she signs the paperwork.
But her and Scotty have an amazing relationship.
They still have young kids.
She's doing fine financially, I'm sure, Scotty.
And she married Scotty way before.
And I don't believe they had a prenup.
I was going to say, I don't understand.
There are a lot of things that you could call her in this situation.
Yeah.
Golddger doesn't
really make sense to me because it's also assuming that michael jordan who is just known as being
not only like the fiercest competitor on planet earth but somebody that is
very protective of his money like his money's his money yeah he's not why the hell would that
be lars's money yeah no like like larsa should know that in all likelihood, she marries Michael's son.
And there is a monster prenup.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, there's not, like, she's gold digging to a rich guy's son.
Like, can't be the first person.
That she would think of, yeah.
That's just not the right person to gold dig from.
And I really think, like, at its core, like, Larsa does not need money.
Like, I think Larsa is extremely well off. Sure,'m saying regardless even if she wasn't she would be backing up that
accusation doesn't make any sense but i do feel like this relationship is so weird i was gonna
say you could say that they're headline hunting yeah you could say that they're looking to be
in the news prable stir up some drama drama, because there are literally 7 billion people on Earth
that would be less weird to date than Michael Jordan's son.
Right.
How did they even meet?
Well, they're in the basketball world.
Like, the fact that they...
I know, but...
By the way, they've probably met, like, for years.
I'm sure they've known each other since he was a kid,
which makes it even weirder.
Even weirder.
Her ex-husband and his dad are what? Teammates? Legendary teammates. Right. From the Bulls?
Yeah. That's like the documentary. When he had the flu? Yeah. When he had the flu. Well,
that's one flu game. Yeah. Yeah. But like that was the team. Yeah. Six championships.
That's weird. Yeah. So like, it's very possible. Like when celebrating one of the championships,
Marcus Jordan was like 11, maybe even younger, right? right how old is he i don't know but yes how many years ago did they win
the uh champion the last championship i think 96 marcus jordan is 32 years old so how many years
ago shut up how many years ago did they win so he was like six that's disgusting like that's what
really everyone should be talking about.
Not the gold digging.
And so I'm sure they celebrated.
I'm floored.
He's 32.
And how old is Larsa?
I believe she's about 50.
Which like doesn't sound that.
No, no, no.
The problem again is not the difference in age.
It's the difference in age to when they definitely met.
Right.
Okay, ready here.
So she's 48.
He's 32.
That's really not that crazy.
No.
In normal life, it's not that crazy.
But in 1997.
Yes.
Which is when they won the championship.
The last one.
Okay.
97.
She was married to Scotty.
Yes.
They got married that year.
Yes.
So how old would that make?
If he's 32.
If he's 32. that's 25 years ago
and that was 26 years ago he was six he was six yeah yeah and she definitely met him yeah because
they were celebrating right families kids and wives come yep that's weird that is what's weird
and there were so many rumors about their relationship
and for like like a year ago and they were like no we would never like we're just friends and
now they're out here like promoting a podcast they're fully like not engaged sorry they're
fully engaging in a relationship so they like lied and what does he do that's an amazing question
i'm sure he like runs some sort of like family business Marcus Jordan job
oh he's a basketball player oh he went to University of Central Florida well he's not
currently current basketball player because he's 32 and I don't think he plays. He went to UCF. Yeah.
He discontinued the game in 2012 and then went to graduate
with a degree in hospitality management.
So no.
Oh, cool.
So maybe he's a restaurateur.
Perhaps.
Unclear.
What is clear is that Larsa Pippen
is not gold digging.
Yeah, yeah.
But I don't entirely understand what she is doing.
Me neither.
But now they have a podcast together.
They're kind of like us.
Like two, you know, podcasters in love.
They're just like us.
We're the same.
We're the same as them.
100%.
I mean, you are three years older than me.
Two.
I don't know.
I'm 28 and you're 31. For like another week. Yeah, shut up. You're 31 and older than me. Two. I don't know. I'm 28 and you're 31.
For like another week.
Yeah, shut up.
You're 31 and I'm 28.
So I think my math, that's three years.
Yeah, but like for another week.
Yeah, no, because I'm 28.
I'm so young.
For like another three weeks.
Yeah, because I'm 28.
It's true.
You're kind of like cradle robbing.
Kind of like.
I did cradle rob.
Yeah, big time.
You were like a big when
i was two and a half i came in with my big nips you definitely had big nips as a baby for sure
all right should we get into some more lover news sure shakira has found herself in a messy
love triangle with two a-list celebrities lewis hamilton and tom cruise who appears to be losing, clearly. So, as you know, she's now single.
She had a very bitter divorce from her ex, Gerard Peek,
who's a player for Barcelona soccer.
So now the singer has been spotted with Lewis Hamilton on a number of occasions,
but it also looks as though Hollywood actor Tom Cruise
could also be a dating option for Shakira,
amid rumors that they have met another
a number of times. So Lewis Hamilton and Shakira were seen on a boat together at the Miami Grand
Prix. They went to dinner together at his house in Barcelona last weekend. They were also seen
partying together at a bunch of different places. So they're understood to be like having like a fun
and flirty moment. But the Mission Impossible actor is also reportedly in the picture.
Tom was flirting
with a Colombian-born singer
before she started
dating Lewis Hamilton
and is now said
to be frustrated
with having discovered
that she is also dating
F1 legend Lewis Hamilton.
The Hollywood actor,
Tom Cruise,
believed that he had
incredible chemistry
with Shapira.
Shapira.
I call,
okay, sorry,
never mind,
with Shakira. I was going to say Shapiro. Of nevermind with Shakira
I was gonna say Shapiro
of course
with Shakira
he had incredible chemistry
and taking it as a slam dunk
that they'd be dating
in no time
his close pal
has confirmed
that the actor's ego
has been dented
after hearing that Shakira
had rejected his advances
and instead chosen
a potential romance
with Tom Cruise's
actual friend
Lewis Hamilton
who where was that article written everywhere but I took it from the mirror potential romance with Tom Cruise's actual friend, Lewis Hamilton.
Who?
Where was that article written?
Everywhere.
But I took it from the mirror.
They had the best like.
I'm more just curious, like who did Tom Cruise talk to?
Those are like some big quotes.
It was from a friend of his, but it was picked up everywhere.
And you know what?
Like there were rumors like a little while ago that Shakira and Tom Cruise were like seen out together, yada yada.
And then very quickly, she's like everywhere with Lewis Hamilton, who's a much better match for her by the way um and I'm sure Tom Cruise is like I'm the big man in Scientology like Tom Cruise in his
own mind is a legend you know he's like the number one guy in Scientology in the real world he's like
short and old and I don't think he's really that hot except for like his money, if I'm being honest. Interesting. You don't, no movie career.
What?
No movie career.
No movie career?
Like you don't, like you just think of Tom Cruise as Scientology.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, I think we, I think, and I think we all should.
Okay, cool.
He's like a deeply problematic person.
Cool.
So having said that, I'm sure Shakira, you know, she, her ex cheated on her and it was
like this big, messy divorce.
So I'm sure she immediately just wanted to be outspotted with famous people to rub it in his face and get her groove back.
So I'm sure someone was like, yeah, Tom Cruise wants to go on a date with you.
She's like, yeah, sure, whatever.
So to be clear, Top Gun, nothing.
No, Top Gun's cool.
But Tom Cruise is like a short king.
He's deeply entrenched in a lot of problematic behavior when it comes to Scientology
he's like the number one funder of Scientology like is he yeah he's like the president and CEO
he's responsible for getting like so many celebrities involved like he's so problematic
sounds like a good recruiter yeah so having said that I'm sure Shakira went and like it was fine
and he thought like oh I'm gonna find my next queen my reina you know that's probably what he thought and then she was like okay this guy's a
freak and Lewis Hamilton was an option I just feel like Lewis Hamilton and her are so much better
matched for sure like in every way in every way agreed and they're on the same level like she's
really a global superstar he is really like a global superstar. It's just like, is this, did this loose-lipped friend of Tom Cruise
also mention that he thought that they were exclusive?
It sounds like Tom Cruise,
you know,
he's old school.
He's 60.
He went out like maybe on a date,
and he's 60.
Really?
Yeah.
Looked great in Top Gun.
He did.
60?
Tom Cruise is 60.
Lewis Hamilton is 38.
And Shakira is 46. So she's right in
the middle of them. So of course she's gonna feel like gonna go for like the
younger more famous like global superstar. Yeah. It's like not even
question. But I'm sure Tom Cruise is like crying in his Hollywood mansion. He's
used to everyone in Scientology just like yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. And you
know what? I can't imagine anyone in the world would want to go on a date with Tom Cruise after
they see what it's like for Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.
They were both married to Tom Cruise.
You know that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise have kids together.
They were born into Scientology.
Nicole Kidman was in Scientology and she I think came came to
the conclusion on her own that this was a severely fucked up cult. And she left
and her children still do not speak to her.
Really?
Because you become an SP, shunned person.
Wow.
Yeah. They don't talk to her.
Holy crap. That's terrible.
She's married to Keith Urban. Keith Urban writes a song, you know,
what kind of man doesn't let his son see his
mother? You know, it's like it's a whole thing. And then Katie Holmes was with
him, had a kid, Suri Cruise, born into Scientology. Katie Cruise had to get out.
She got her and Suri, they both got out. Oh, they both got out. Thank God, yeah. Oh, nice.
And now that we're kind of having like a renaissance of Katie Holmes, she's like
she took a lot of time off. She did not like the public eye. And now she's like
out and about. She was dating this guy. Like I'm happy of Katie Holmes. She's like, she took a lot of time off. She did not like the public eye. And now she's like out and about.
She was dating this guy.
Like, I'm happy for Katie Holmes.
Good.
Yeah.
So I get all that to say, I'm sure, you know,
Shakira went out with Tom Cruise
because it sounded like a fun idea.
She took one look around and was like,
I'm out of here, bitch.
As you say, it doesn't sound like a fun idea.
She clearly didn't have all of the information that you had.
She clearly didn't watch Leah Remini's A&E special
on Scientology.
I clearly didn't either.
You didn't?
Oh my God.
It's crazy.
They like hunt her down.
I think maybe I watched
like a little bit of it.
It's really good.
But then you finished it.
Yeah.
You know?
It's called,
there's a few,
but the good one is on HBO
called Going Clear.
Going Clear means,
you know,
in Scientology,
you have to like pay.
It's like literally a cult.
And you like join a level
and you pay.
And you keep going up levels, levels of the C-org. That's what it's called. You have to pay for each level? Yeah. It's like literally a cult. And you like join a level and you pay. And you keep going up
levels, levels
of the Sea Org.
That's what it's called.
You have to pay for each level?
Yeah.
It's like fraudulent.
Wow, that's crazy.
And when you get to like
the highest level,
which very few people do,
it's called going clear.
You've like reached
peak existence.
And that's what freaks
like, you know,
John Travolta
and Tom Cruise.
It's also money.
All money.
It's really a money thing.
At every level
you pay more money. But it's a religion so it's really a money thing at every level you pay more money
but it's a religion
so it's like a tax exempt
money thing
it's a pretty good scheme
they got going
very interesting
yeah but like
people go missing
if you keep up with
Leah Remini on Twitter
Shelly Miscavige
she's like you know
the wife of one of the
head guys
and she's been missing
for six years
oh man
it's very dark
so all that to say
I don't know if Tom Cruise
is that eligible
of a bachelor yeah I can't imagine that Tom Cruise is that eligible of a Bachelor.
Yeah.
I can't imagine that being something you want to get into.
No.
No.
No.
All right, are you ready for our next story?
Yes.
We had some love news.
Now we have some bitter divorce news.
So you know our king, John Dutton, Kevin Costner.
Yes.
Love.
Is going through a bitter divorce.
Terrible.
Who divorced who?
I think she was the one Who filed But that doesn't really
Mean anything
Yeah
But you know
It's having an effect
On Yellowstone
He hasn't showed up
For filming in like months
Really?
Because he's so sad
You know the season
We most recently watched
Of course
They took like
A mid-season finale
Oh I forgot
They still haven't filmed
That second half of the season
Because he won't show up
He won't show up
There's like a lot of things
We don't actually know
What's going on
They haven't said anything
But I do believe
it's pretty much confirmed
that this will be
the final season
I love that show
just when we started watching it
I love that show
but you know
they have all the other shows
1883, 1929
yeah you watch all of them
without me right
yeah and they're doing
another one
cool
you knew how much
I loved Yellowstone
you watch all of them
without me right
they're doing two more
that I'll save for you
because they're both
linked to Yellowstone
the first is called The Sixes.
You know that farm
where they sent Jimmy?
Yes.
So that...
I have honestly no interest.
Oh, I kind of do.
That farm is boring.
Yeah, because we don't
know anything about it.
No, come on.
That's like the random
Texas farm where he meets
that woman and he's milking cows.
Yeah, then there's another
spinoff coming with
Matthew McConaughey,
which sounds good.
Yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
But so here's the details of Kevin Costner's divorce his ex-wife or whatever you want to call
her oh my god the Daily Mail like move I can't see the headline we should kill them no like okay
estranged I literally can't I have to sneeze sneeze caneze. Just move your microphone. Can't say that to somebody that needs to sneeze.
Kevin Costner's estranged wife, Christine, oh my God,
remains at their $145 million coastal California compound
as she refuses to leave the property after following the divorce filing
in violation of their prenup.
So Christine Baumgardner, she was the one who filed for divorce
from Kevin Costner last month.
The actor is now saying that she has remained in his home to persuade him to give into various
financial demands.
He said he has given her $1.45 million to relocate under the prenup terms that they
agreed to.
So the Oscar-winning actor has this prenup that basically says she has a 30-day period
to move out of the house that he owns, but she ain't leaving.
She's using it as leverage.
Like, bitch, you want me out?
I want more.
Because in their prenup,
it says he'll give her
$1.45 million to relocate,
which I don't know.
You can't really go from
living in a $150 million house
to $1.4 million.
$150 million?
That's how much their house,
I think that's like
their main house in California.
Sorry, if you read that,
I was trying to sneeze,
but then you said,
why don't you just go sneeze? And everybody knows that if you say to somebody that's trying their main house in California. Sorry if you read that. I was trying to sneeze. But then you said, why don't you just go sneeze?
And everybody knows that if you say to somebody that's trying to sneeze, just sneeze.
They won't sneeze.
And now I have the sneeze stuck in me.
And it will never come out again.
OK.
Your life is so hard.
But so $150 million main house.
In Montecito.
And the prenup says, here's $1.5 million.
Go fuck yourself.
Right.
Like you have to go leave my house.
Yes.
And go find a studio apartment. Ac Go fuck yourself. Right. Like you have to go and leave my house. Yes. And go find a studio apartment.
Accommodations.
Sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
They live in a $150 million house
in Montecito.
Wow.
Yeah.
And she won't leave.
And I kind of love that for her.
What do you do
with a $150 million house?
I just want to say
something kind of crazy.
I don't want it.
Is that what you were going to say?
No.
Too big.
Too big.
That's the thing. Montecito is a very expensive area. I'm going to show you this house.
It's from an aerial view. You would think it's like this palatial estate with acres and acres
and acres. It's a beach house. So, you know, beach houses, especially in California, are
all lined up next to each other. That's the house. Does that look like a $150 million house?
No. I know. Isn't that shocking it looks like
12 yeah it's like super close to the two houses next to it it's like a classic beach house i mean
he has beach access and he has beach views which makes it you know a more valuable property but
150 million is that crazy i don't believe it i think yeah i think they took the wrong picture
no there's literally a million pictures of this house it just doesn't look that big if you had 150 million dollars like what kind of property are you buying first i'm not buying oh i
was gonna say i'm not buying a property i'm buying 10 but where like you're gonna do a mountain house
a beach house mountain house and a beach house and a city house. And an international house.
Where international?
Such a good question.
Probably like BVI's.
Something like that.
All the wealthy people go to BVI's.
Or Turks.
Turks.
Maybe something in Israel.
Nice.
But like you really with $150 million spent on real estate you're going to put into one house. I know.
I mean I think Kevin Costner has way more than $150 million. He real estate, you're going to put it into one house? I know. I mean, I think Kevin Costner has way more
than $150 million.
He also has this
incredible estate
in,
I believe,
in Colorado
that's very Yellowstone-y.
And at first,
when they were getting divorced,
that house was like
the scene of the crime
and now she won't
leave that one.
It's just so weird.
Yeah.
I feel like Kevin Costner
is like going through
some sort of midlife crisis
because he's kind of
being a dick.
He's not showing up for work.
He's kicking his wife
who probably, you know, they have three kids. The youngest, I think, is 13. because he's kind of being a dick he's not showing up for work he's kicking his wife who probably you know they have three kids one of the youngest i think is 13
so he's probably you know taking care of the kids he's kicking her out you know he's kind of being
a dick i feel like he's going through some sort of midlife crisis like he was really really famous
when he was young then i feel like he you know became like a legend but not you know a list
now he's become a list again now he's become a list again in the last five years because of yellowstone and i think he's becoming like a diva Now he's become A-list again In the last five years Because of
Yellowstone
And I think he's
Becoming like a diva again
That's kind of
What I'm getting
And maybe Christine
You know they
They met at
You know when he was
Kind of being Hamish
And down to earth
And now
She's seeing
A side of him
She doesn't like
And perhaps that's
Why she filed for divorce
That's kind of
How I feel
You know
I married you
Before Good Guys
It's true
And now you have
This like big podcast And I definitely think That like you think You're too good for me I mean it's literally How I feel I married you before good guys it's true and now you have this like big podcast and I
definitely think that like you think you're too good for me I mean it's literally how I feel I
met you when you had literally nothing and I'm the same bitch I was oh please I am whatever no
you're definitely different oh I am yeah good guys has changed you interesting so has spritz
like interesting you just kind of like I think you think you've surpassed me and like you're
ready for your next wife no I mean that's just like not true I think it is, I think you think you've surpassed me and like you're ready for your next wife. No, I mean, that's just like not true.
I think it is.
No.
I think it is.
I do think, though, that I am much funnier than you give me credit for.
I forget who I was saying this to.
I think I've said this to you before.
It's such a shame that you decided to marry me.
Because if you married anyone else, you would immediately be like the funniest
guy in every room but you're really just like irrelevant when i'm in the room i am still the
funniest person in all these rooms even the rooms that i'm in yeah no you are a more tradition you
are a more pub i can never do stand-up i I'm just saying, in the room, quick jokes.
That's me, bro.
That's me.
Maybe.
And if you had married a simple girl, Katie, you know, it's a wonderful life.
I'm Katie.
Curly.
But then I'm bored.
I know.
I'm not saying you should marry someone else.
Calm down.
I'm just saying, had you married someone else, oh my it would be like that guy Ben he's so funny that's so
she wouldn't get my jokes she wouldn't get your jokes I get your jokes no but if you were to
marry someone else I wouldn't what would you be looking for in a partner hairy white a little bit brown. White and brown. Great at licking.
Oh, Theo.
Yes.
I was like, what are you saying?
I'm like, are you calling me hairy?
I think the word you meant was furry.
Hairy.
He's hairy.
White and brown.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's a good one.
I know.
Because I'm funny.
Because you are funny.
Yeah, what are you?
Hysterical.
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All right, I want to get into this Jeopardy story
that people are like quaking over.
So there was like a Jeopardy clue
given a few nights ago on Jeopardy
and people on the internet were like freaking out
that the person didn't know this answer to the riddle and I have the riddle and I just want to say I don't
know the answer and I don't think it's that crazy that that person didn't know the answer and I'm
curious if you know the answer before you go into that how do you not keep switching this is one
thing about podcasting that I just can't do I can't sit without switching legs crossing differently
moreover cross switch legs um I've crossed and uncrossed my legs like four times I just don't
talk about it so that's why it's not a big deal oh you have yeah you can keep moving your legs
nobody cares nobody cares quite literally nobody cares unless your shoe is in my frame like we
won't get any comments about me moving my legs well now we will because you brought it up interesting
you want me to cut that out no okay all right ready for this jeopardy saga sure one seemingly simple answer prompt has gotten three
jeopardy contestants in hot water with fans as they failed to correctly finish the lord's prayer
the clue that had all three contestants stumped was matthew 69 Our Father, which art in heaven, this be thy name.
Art Father.
Art?
Our Father, who art in heaven, blank be thy name.
Our Father, art in heaven, blank let be thy name.
No.
Our Father, which art in heaven, blank be thy name. No. Our father, which art in heaven, blank be thy name.
God?
No.
So I would have said like he, I knew it started with an H, but like I don't know.
It's like hung him be thy name.
Something like that.
The answer is hallowed.
And I think it's a part of like a very common kind of popular basic New Testament vibe.
Was the person a New Testament reader?
Well, there were three contestants and nobody knew it.
And people on Twitter like, how can all three adults who made it to contestants on this show not know at least the start of the Lord's Prayer?
Because maybe it's not their Lord.
Yeah, like maybe they're Jewish or Indian or Muslim like literally
anything like not you being
like so non-inclusive.
Yeah I mean like Matthew
is just not a book I've read. No same.
Sorry. And by the way they have religious. Sorry Matt.
They have religious
categories all
the time and some of them are Jewish and like people
don't know it and I obviously do.
Like it's not a big deal.
No, I don't know it.
No, and honestly,
I feel like the Jewish ones
are the easiest ones
because if you're Jewish
and if you're like Christian or Catholic,
you know Old Testament.
For sure.
It's included in your required reading as well.
Yeah.
Matt is exclusive.
Yeah, we don't know Matt.
Nope.
We don't see Matt.
I've never,
I'm sorry to this man. I don't know who this man is. I don't know Matt. So. We don't see Matt. I've never, I'm sorry to this man.
I don't know who this man is.
I don't know Matt.
So I didn't think it was that crazy.
It's not.
I just think it really shows how Anglo-Saxon our culture is.
Bastards.
Bastards.
But there have been like crazier.
By the way, who do you think is going to replace Pat Sajak?
Me.
No for real.
I said this to you.
Wouldn't I make a great Wheel of Fortune host?
Give us an audition.
And now let's spin the wheel.
You literally look like a pedophile.
That's all I got.
That wasn't very good.
No?
And that's not even what Pat says.
And tonight,
we are giving away
one new Jeep Cherokee.
Cherokee?
No?
No, that's also not what he says.
Okay.
It's not like his classic zingers.
What's a classic zinger?
I don't know Pat Sajak's classic zingers.
All right.
We got a phrase up on the board.
Sally, you're first.
Ooh.
That was good.
That was good.
But now they're saying-
Is her name Sally?
There's always a contestant.
One of them could be named Sally.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Vanna-
Yeah, Vanna.
Is the bitch on the-
Is she still there?
Yes.
She's staying.
I believe she's staying.
Till when? I don't know, but she looks great. No, but I'm just saying, Vanna and Pat, it's... Is she still there? Yes. She's staying? I believe she's staying. Till when?
I don't know, but she looks great.
No, but I'm just saying, like Vanna and...
It's the two of them.
I know.
She must be very upset at him.
Well, there are rumors are now that Ryan Seacrest is in talks to take on Wheel of Fortune.
I know.
It's like so uninspired.
Like, it makes sense.
Yeah, especially because he just gave up uh live with Kelly.
So his hosting duties are like slimmed down. He has a radio show. He has American Idol.
I think he's exclusively doing things that film in LA now because he was going back and forth
between New York and LA. It was like so toxic. So I actually do think he he has the the. Oh is
Real Fortune filmed here? No I think it's filmed in LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hmm. But that's a job you have for life.
And a good job.
Yeah.
A fun job.
A high-paying job.
It should be Steve Harvey.
It should be Steve Harvey.
The king of game shows.
But just why I think Steve Harvey and Ryan Seacrest are not the right people for it is
because they're both known for so many other things.
Whereas like Pat Sajak was the Wheel of Fortune guy.
Like you need a guy who could commit his whole life or a girl his whole life his whole career so
you want a no name not a no name but like a professional host who maybe we've seen before
but whose whole thing now can be wheel of fortune what about that guy from that show that popped up
during covid that like scott rugowski what about him you know what else does he do nothing and he is probably
my least favorite person
we've ever had on the toast
oh I forgot he was on the toast
he was so rude to us
like
he got so famous from HQ
and it clearly went to his head
he was like such a dick
like
we literally started asking him
questions on the podcast
and he's like
you guys are nervous around me right
and we were like
no
what the hell
we're like you live in our phones
what are you talking about
like
calm down so I think he burned fast and bright you know yeah he's gone We were like, no. What the hell? We're like, you live in our phones. What are you talking about? Calm down.
So I think he burned fast and bright, you know?
Yeah, he's gone.
I think he's gone.
I still vote Steve Harvey.
I think it's a very good suggestion, but... Imagine how much more fun it would be.
I know.
The way he could play with contestants.
But the thing is, he does that on Family Feud, and he does it so well.
He should do it on every show.
He should also do Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? He should also
do Jeopardy. He is game
shows. He is game shows. And if you don't
watch the Game Show Network, you should.
You don't watch the Game Show Network. We have.
We have, but we don't even have the channel.
But we should. I didn't know you eliminated
it. I didn't. We went on
vacation like three years ago and the TV
like only had GSN and we
loved it. it we watched
so many they have on game show network they obviously have like family feud who know they
also have a lot of like turnt games yeah like weird ass shit and oh you know who hosts a lot
of shows on gsn who would be good for who wants to be a millionaire you mean wheel of fortune
yes wait what is that guy's name he's in in Pitch Perfect. He sits up at the mic
with Elizabeth Banks.
Pitch Perfect.
He's like the MC.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yes, I do.
I don't know his name though.
Okay.
His name is John Smith.
Let me see a picture of him again.
He hosts a million shows
on Game Show Network.
Yep.
This guy.
Hold on.
You love this guy.
game show network yep this guy hold on you love this guy oh he would be great and he does game show hosting you're right yeah john smith would be great he would be great on wheel of fortune but
speaking of pitch perfect i also think if they're looking for a younger more famous host adam divine
would also be a really good host yeah but adam divine Adam Devine's really more of an actor now.
I know, but like he could do it.
Yeah, he could.
I think he's so funny.
I think he's a star.
He's great.
Have you seen his Netflix special?
No.
It was pretty good, yeah.
I'm happy you watched it without me.
Yeah.
All right, ready for our fifth and final story?
Story?
Story.
It's a little international finance and e-commerce news.
Not e-commerce.
International finance news.
Cool.
Beyonce is to blame for inflation in Sweden.
Oh.
The 41-year-old music icon kicked off her Renaissance World Tour in Stockholm, Sweden
on May 10th, and it is somewhat to blame for the rise of inflation in the country, according
to senior economist at one of the top Nordic banks.
Quote, Beyonce is responsible for the extra upside surprise this month.
It's quite astonishing for a single event.
We haven't seen this before.
From April to May, monthly inflation in Sweden increased 0.3 percentage points.
Data from statistics showed, excuse me, partially due to a broad set of goods and services,
for instance, hotel and restaurant visits and recreational services, which include concert tickets.
So Beyonce's start of her world tour in Sweden seems to have colored May inflation.
How much is uncertain, but probably between 0.2 and 0.3 percent that hotels and restaurants
added.
Perhaps also hiked up concert tickets, concert ticket prices as well.
I mean, this is not shocking.
There's a few concerts right now that are like rattling the local economy. Who wrote that up? The New York Post. This is like big news? Yeah. I was just
talking about this with somebody else last night that Taylor Swift is so freaking famous and what
she's doing is so unbelievable that Beyonce's on tour and nobody's talking about it. I know well
the thing is is that Beyonce's tour started internationally. So she's been to Sweden. She's
been to Paris. So they're probably talking about it there.
You think so?
But when Beyonce comes here,
and then I think they actually,
they plan tours at the same time.
Taylor hasn't gone international yet.
They're probably going to switch.
Interesting.
And Beyonce's tour will be like on the tip of everyone's.
She'll have her own moment.
And then when Taylor goes abroad.
You think they spoke about it?
I think they definitely,
maybe not like on the phone to each other,
but I'm sure their team's coordinated. There's only so many stadiums in America. Yeah.
And you know, Luke Holmes is on a stadium tour now too. And Morgan Wallen was, but canceled. So
there's only, summertime is a hard, is a hard time to get booked at a stadium. Ed Sheeran is doing
one too. So it was actually pretty smart of Beyonce to start abroad so she can have her own
moment. Interesting. Because if you're doing a of Beyonce to start abroad so she can have her own moment.
Interesting.
Because if you're doing
a stadium tour right now,
no one's talking about it
because everyone's
talking about Taylor.
The inflation piece though
is interesting.
It makes perfect sense
for things like hotels.
That's obvious.
Well, you know,
somebody,
some analyst
did the data.
The Taylor Swift
Eros tour this summer
will generate
$4 billion
for the economy.
Wow.
You know, because everyone, and every time taylor goes to a city she's boosting local restaurants local hotels
local you know shops it's been really good for the economy and so all that together in every
four billion dollars added to the economy that's insane but like back to beyonce in sweden you're
saying that local restaurants are raising their prices they're reprinting menus because beyonce is coming they're reprinting menus yeah no you're saying that local restaurants are raising their prices. They're reprinting menus because Beyonce's coming.
They're reprinting menus?
Yeah.
No, you're saying that they're raising their prices.
Hotels, it makes sense.
I didn't say they're raising their prices.
Oh, I thought that's what you said.
No.
I said that ticket prices are probably now hiked.
But no, just the local people flocking to this town in Sweden, hitting up all the restaurants,
shopping at all the shops.
I understand.
Okay.
That is what's contributing.
And that's why.
Makes sense.
There are very few artists who like have such power that they actually influence local economies.
Beyonce is one of them.
And Taylor Swift is definitely one of them.
That's why free agency in sports is so interesting.
Because if the, like when LeBron left Cleveland, their economy tanked.
Really?
Yeah.
For like a smaller town. For a smaller town. the like when LeBron left Cleveland, their economy tanked. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
For like a smaller town.
For a smaller town.
Yeah. I'm sure like LeBron's impact on LA was much smaller and different impact if he had went
to like, you know, the Charlotte Bobcats.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I'm sure it's the same exact thing with Taylor Swift.
When she came to MetLife, it probably didn't change New York.
But when she went to Glendale.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's going to Pittsburgh this weekend.
Are you going?
I was thinking about it.
I've decided no, because nobody would come with me.
It's just too far.
Like, the fact that you came...
I know, Pittsburgh is low-key, like, so hard to get to from New York, even though on a
map, they're, like, super close to each other.
The fact that you came into our bedroom and said, let's go to Taylor Swift this weekend.
She's in Pennsylvania, and I'm here thinking, like, New Hope.
I didn't say Pennsylvania.
And you went Pittsburgh.
You keep...
I did not say Pennsylvania.
You did. I did not say Pennsylvania, You keep saying, I did not say Pennsylvania.
You did.
I did not say Pennsylvania because I think at my core
I don't really even know
or acknowledge that Pittsburgh
is in Pennsylvania.
It's not.
It's a zone state.
Right.
So I never would have said that.
I said Pittsburgh.
It's so far.
Like I weirdly go there
on every tour stop
because like the toast
is huge in Pittsburgh.
Woo!
And it's low key,
so inconvenient.
It's far.
Like I never want to go back.
There's so few flights but you have to fly. It's like an eight hour drive. Yeah, it's far.key so inconvenient like I never want to go back there's so few flights but you
have to fly it's like an eight-hour drive yeah it's far it's so bizarre well those are the fast
five stories we covered sports we covered finance we covered the economy what more could you ask for
from a blunge and guange episode you couldn't you couldn't you couldn't ask for more I'm so glad that
we dove in head first yeah dove in we dove in head first no we dove We doven head first. No, we doven. Was it head first?
What was the other thing that I said? Head deep.
We doven head deep.
We doven head deep.
We doven head deep.
It doesn't even sound like English.
Doven head deep.
Yeah.
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